1 00:01:59,247 --> 00:02:02,239 Call me Sam. I'm 2 00:02:02,487 --> 00:02:04,159 I started writing the day my grandfather... 3 00:02:04,327 --> 00:02:05,999 sent my mom and me into exile. 4 00:02:06,847 --> 00:02:09,839 A day when most people would wallow in self-p¡ty. 5 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,436 I chose this moment to honour my calling. 6 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,525 So this is my story. 7 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:18,245 And unlike other writers, I won't sk¡p the good parts. 8 00:02:22,207 --> 00:02:23,435 Samuel. 9 00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:27,756 Daddy, don't pull the plantation boss act with Sam. 10 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:29,043 He's innocent. 11 00:02:29,327 --> 00:02:31,079 Nothing you touch is innocent. 12 00:02:32,127 --> 00:02:34,561 One more mistake and the boy goes... 13 00:02:34,727 --> 00:02:37,161 to the Custer Military Academy. 14 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:39,838 Are those implications clear? 15 00:02:40,087 --> 00:02:42,237 Yes, your Daddyship. 16 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:46,400 Sam, come. Bring your cards. 17 00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:54,965 Caspar said we were being exiled for our own good. 18 00:02:55,127 --> 00:02:56,799 What a load of crap. 19 00:02:57,047 --> 00:02:59,117 Truth is, he was planning to run for Governor.... 20 00:02:59,327 --> 00:03:02,603 and the thought of Lydia on the loose scared the hell out of him. 21 00:03:03,727 --> 00:03:07,322 Know why I'm sending you and your mom to Wyoming? 22 00:03:08,367 --> 00:03:10,403 'Cause Lydia messed up again? 23 00:03:12,207 --> 00:03:13,640 There comes a time... 24 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:17,681 when you have to set aside childish things. 25 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:19,917 But... 26 00:03:20,087 --> 00:03:21,566 Don't "but" Grampa. 27 00:03:23,487 --> 00:03:25,205 Go ahead. Throw 'em in. 28 00:03:26,727 --> 00:03:29,036 I had a good mind to go to Wyoming and croak. 29 00:03:29,527 --> 00:03:31,085 Then he'd really be sorry. 30 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,797 Good boy. Good boy. 31 00:03:38,887 --> 00:03:41,355 Sam callahan lay close to death. 32 00:03:41,527 --> 00:03:43,995 In a cruel twist of fate, giving him comfort was... 33 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:46,635 the most beaut¡ful nurse he'd ever seen. 34 00:03:55,447 --> 00:03:58,439 Sorry. He's not gonna make it. 35 00:04:00,887 --> 00:04:01,524 Sam... 36 00:04:02,047 --> 00:04:05,244 I'm sorry I sent you and your mom into the wilderness... 37 00:04:05,407 --> 00:04:07,716 when you needed to be home most of all. 38 00:04:08,967 --> 00:04:12,164 Can you forgive me before you die, Sam? 39 00:04:28,927 --> 00:04:31,157 What'd you do to hack Caspar off so much? 40 00:04:31,327 --> 00:04:32,396 Not a thing. 41 00:04:32,727 --> 00:04:35,082 Not one iota of misconduct. 42 00:04:37,367 --> 00:04:40,564 He told me about the Cuban, and stripping on the boat. 43 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:43,117 If this one's so bad you can't tell me about it... 44 00:04:43,287 --> 00:04:44,686 just think what I might imagine. 45 00:04:44,927 --> 00:04:46,883 I'm as innocent as snow. 46 00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:14,725 When Horace Greeley said "Go west, young man".... 47 00:05:15,207 --> 00:05:17,323 I don't think this is what he had in mind. 48 00:05:17,807 --> 00:05:20,685 Lydia drove 2,000 miles w¡th the top down. 49 00:05:20,847 --> 00:05:23,839 She had no concept of altitude or temperature. 50 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:26,282 And couldn't read a map, so I navigated. 51 00:05:26,447 --> 00:05:29,359 We'd sworn that grandpa would never separate us. 52 00:05:29,727 --> 00:05:32,195 So as we drove further and further from home... 53 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:34,363 it felt like we were orphans together. 54 00:05:34,527 --> 00:05:37,280 And the first Southerners ever lost in Wyoming. 55 00:05:43,727 --> 00:05:44,716 Hey sissy boy! 56 00:05:45,047 --> 00:05:46,719 This is for you, honey! 57 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:50,044 Come on. Get ready for this one! 58 00:06:01,287 --> 00:06:03,039 Look out! Hey, watch it! 59 00:06:10,087 --> 00:06:11,918 Sharp move, pinhead. 60 00:06:15,607 --> 00:06:17,518 Attention students and faculty... 61 00:06:17,687 --> 00:06:21,077 The pep rally for the football game is after second períod. 62 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:24,644 And at 2 p.m. Today we'll conduct our A-bomb dríll. 63 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,236 Remember students, duck and cover! 64 00:06:29,727 --> 00:06:30,523 Hi. 65 00:06:31,327 --> 00:06:33,602 - I'm Howard Stebbins. - Sam Callahan. 66 00:06:36,287 --> 00:06:37,515 Okay, gang. 67 00:06:38,447 --> 00:06:40,915 Open "Huckleberry Finn" to page 47. 68 00:06:41,487 --> 00:06:45,446 And go on to Twain's brilliant use of Negro dialect. 69 00:06:45,647 --> 00:06:48,400 Brilliant, my eye. No-one talks like that. 70 00:06:49,007 --> 00:06:51,157 Well, why do you suppose Twain wrote in dialect... 71 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,079 if no-one talks like that? 72 00:06:53,407 --> 00:06:56,717 He wanted Huck to seem stupid, and Jim even stupider. 73 00:06:56,887 --> 00:07:00,482 I've heard Southern accents on TV and no-one talks like that. 74 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:03,845 Huck is from Missouri, which isn't the South. 75 00:07:06,247 --> 00:07:07,805 Oh, whoop-de-do. 76 00:07:12,887 --> 00:07:16,402 We know Mark Twain was a great proponent... 77 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:18,797 of equal rights for all. 78 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:22,482 And we appreciate that here in the Equality State. 79 00:07:23,327 --> 00:07:25,283 Yeah, but Twain hated Jews. 80 00:07:25,887 --> 00:07:27,286 Are you Jewish? 81 00:07:29,887 --> 00:07:30,558 No. 82 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:33,078 Well, how do you know he hated Jews? 83 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,479 Well, I can read. 84 00:07:35,847 --> 00:07:38,680 How can you say that when you hate Negroes? 85 00:07:39,327 --> 00:07:41,079 I don't hate Negroes! 86 00:07:41,247 --> 00:07:42,282 But you're from the South. 87 00:07:42,647 --> 00:07:44,922 Everyone in the South hates Negroes. 88 00:07:45,127 --> 00:07:46,196 You can't deny it. 89 00:07:51,927 --> 00:07:53,758 We can't stay here, Mom. 90 00:07:54,647 --> 00:07:57,764 Our relationship's based on mutual respect. 91 00:07:57,927 --> 00:08:00,077 You mustn't remind me that I'm a mother. 92 00:08:00,327 --> 00:08:02,761 These kids are Nazis, Lydia... 93 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:07,755 The entire school was spawned by the mating of first cousins. 94 00:08:08,887 --> 00:08:11,720 I bet that's why none of the men here have chins. 95 00:08:11,887 --> 00:08:14,003 Even the teacher's an ignoramus. 96 00:08:16,007 --> 00:08:17,486 That goes. 97 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,797 I won't have the dead passing for art. 98 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,276 Only Caspar would pick a house with that. 99 00:08:29,807 --> 00:08:32,560 I've made a decision about this banishment. 100 00:08:33,607 --> 00:08:34,926 Should I be told? 101 00:08:35,887 --> 00:08:39,402 The way I conducted our life in Carolina didn't work. 102 00:08:40,047 --> 00:08:40,797 I'll say. 103 00:08:41,447 --> 00:08:42,562 So... 104 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:45,802 I'm calling a time out. 105 00:08:46,247 --> 00:08:48,715 No more connections for awhile. 106 00:08:49,687 --> 00:08:51,518 As of this moment... 107 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:55,279 I'm declaring myself an emotional catatonic. 108 00:08:58,207 --> 00:09:01,040 How's a catatonic supposed to raise a kid? 109 00:09:02,047 --> 00:09:03,799 We'll negotiate an arrangement. 110 00:09:06,527 --> 00:09:09,758 Stand up straight, a girl is judged by her posture. 111 00:09:09,927 --> 00:09:11,758 Why do I have to go? 112 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:15,078 Because our new neighbours are Southern, and what'd they think... 113 00:09:15,247 --> 00:09:17,477 if we didn't try and make them feel at home? 114 00:09:17,887 --> 00:09:19,764 But the kid's a squirrel. 115 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:23,397 Gentle women do not compare people to animals. 116 00:09:33,487 --> 00:09:34,283 What? 117 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,281 Welcome wagon! 118 00:09:36,527 --> 00:09:39,724 Hi, I'm Laurabel Pierce and this is my daughter Maurey. 119 00:09:39,887 --> 00:09:42,481 We'd like to welcome you to Gro Vont... 120 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:44,239 the friendliest town in Wyoming. 121 00:09:44,847 --> 00:09:45,996 How quaint. 122 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:48,363 Look, Sammy, it's the "Welcome Wagon". 123 00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:50,204 Hi. 124 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,764 What have we here? 125 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:55,760 It's a survival kit, for moving into a new house. 126 00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:56,996 This is for you. 127 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:58,600 Chicken pot pie? 128 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:00,724 Yeah, the good kind, with bottom crust. 129 00:10:00,887 --> 00:10:03,640 Maurey's dad can't abide it without good bottom crust. 130 00:10:05,527 --> 00:10:08,564 "Quick Meals for the Harried Housewife". 131 00:10:09,207 --> 00:10:13,120 Every recipe starts with a can of mushroom soup. 132 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,036 Well, fuck me silly. 133 00:10:18,647 --> 00:10:20,638 Do I look like a housewife to you? 134 00:10:22,007 --> 00:10:22,917 No. 135 00:10:23,087 --> 00:10:26,557 We just wanted you to feel at home in Gro Vont. 136 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:30,683 Sam and I won't be here long enough to mix with the natives. 137 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,959 - There she is... - Hey Dot! 138 00:10:42,127 --> 00:10:44,960 Keep your pants zipped, Jack. I'll be there when I'm there. 139 00:10:52,447 --> 00:10:53,766 Her name's Dot. 140 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,084 She should sue her parents. 141 00:10:56,247 --> 00:10:58,522 Who would call a child "Dot"? 142 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,524 So you're the folks renting Doc Wardell's place. 143 00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:11,205 The guys paid me a dollar apiece to ask if you're single. 144 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,720 Tell the guys... 145 00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:16,395 I have five husbands. 146 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:19,035 Each one rich, mean and jealous. 147 00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:21,682 I rotate them on a weekly basis. 148 00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:26,764 That'll be all over the valley by breakfast. 149 00:11:27,047 --> 00:11:29,322 Just tell them I own a rifle. 150 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:34,518 So... 151 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,436 What happened in 7th grade today? 152 00:11:38,287 --> 00:11:39,606 You really want to hear? 153 00:11:39,847 --> 00:11:43,522 If I don't wanna hear, Caspar'll send you to the military academy. 154 00:11:43,687 --> 00:11:45,200 Wouldn't want that, would we? 155 00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:49,725 In Social Studies they taught us how to write a cheque. 156 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:52,197 You been writing checks since you were six. 157 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,885 And I think I'm in love with Maurey Pierce. 158 00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:00,006 Well, that's nice. 159 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:04,202 - How do you know you're in love? - Because I can't stand her. 160 00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:07,642 That's always a good sign. 161 00:12:07,847 --> 00:12:10,077 She hates my guts. Called me a pinhead. 162 00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:14,158 Sounds like love to me. Better eat that fast... 163 00:12:14,327 --> 00:12:16,397 the gravy's turning to axle grease. 164 00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:24,640 You know why I like you more than the other boys? 165 00:12:25,047 --> 00:12:27,880 'Cause we're the only two in the 7th grade who can read? 166 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:32,156 No, silly. Because you're so handsome. 167 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,680 You're licking the mirror. 168 00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:29,646 I'm making contact. 169 00:13:31,047 --> 00:13:31,843 With who? 170 00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:33,916 Myself. 171 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:39,002 Sam, ever had a stiffy? 172 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:41,117 Mom... 173 00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:44,276 ljust realised... 174 00:13:45,487 --> 00:13:48,320 it's years since I saw your little weenie. 175 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:52,279 It was so cute when you were a baby. 176 00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:55,757 We had this speckled basin... 177 00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:58,043 I used to wash you in. 178 00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:01,401 And you'd always pee straight up. 179 00:14:01,847 --> 00:14:05,806 I hate when you talk about cute naked stuff I did when I was little. 180 00:14:16,007 --> 00:14:17,679 Mom, mom. 181 00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:34,363 I didn't let myself go. 182 00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:45,960 When Gulliver travelled to the land of Yahoos... 183 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,646 he must've come here. 184 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,482 I think he just insulted you, LaNell. 185 00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:51,602 I don't care. 186 00:14:52,607 --> 00:14:55,121 What kind of show-off studies on the bus, anyway? 187 00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:58,637 This isn't a school book, this is literature. 188 00:15:00,047 --> 00:15:01,799 Litter-tour, litter-tour! 189 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,280 What literature? 190 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:09,239 It's a classic coming-of-age story about one woman's... 191 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:12,604 poignant experiences with life, love and sex. 192 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,879 What do you know about sex? 193 00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:17,561 After I finish the book, I'll know more than you. 194 00:15:20,247 --> 00:15:22,920 Not that knowing more about sex than you is a challenge. 195 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,400 - Have you been saved? - From what? 196 00:15:45,287 --> 00:15:47,437 You'll go to hell unless you finish every bit. 197 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,717 If a person goes to hell for not finishing a tuna croquette... 198 00:15:51,927 --> 00:15:53,997 I think I lost my salvation a long time ago. 199 00:15:58,487 --> 00:16:00,443 - You coming? - Yeah, sure. 200 00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:13,325 - How's it going, Sam? - Couldn't be better, sir. 201 00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:15,677 Don't know if you've heard, but we're mighty proud of... 202 00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:17,565 our school football team. 203 00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:19,685 How'd you like to sign up? 204 00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:21,997 I'd like to, but mom needs me at home. 205 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:25,279 She hasn't adjusted to the lack of humidity yet. 206 00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:28,002 The thing is, it takes 22 players... 207 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,283 for a practice and I've only got 21. 208 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,245 And half of them still suck their momma's tit at night. 209 00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:35,045 I no longer nurse, sir. 210 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:38,606 Let me explain the difference between an... 211 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,883 A and an F in English. 212 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,398 Me coming out for football? 213 00:16:43,887 --> 00:16:46,321 That's the old school spirit. 214 00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:51,477 Jump to the left, jump to the r¡ght.... 215 00:16:51,647 --> 00:16:53,797 sit down, stand up, fight, fight, fight! 216 00:16:54,527 --> 00:16:57,758 Let's have a little game of Smear the Queer With the Ball! 217 00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,243 Hey Sammy! 218 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,837 Tell us how your momma's hooters feel! 219 00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:06,321 - About the same as your sister's. - I ain't got a sister, stupid. 220 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,723 7, 43, hut, hut! 221 00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:17,485 - Dothan sure got him good. - Think he's hurt? 222 00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:20,316 No. He's just playing possum. 223 00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:24,795 Sissy boy! Come on, get up. 224 00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:28,161 Come on, Sam. Get up! Get up! 225 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,117 Coverage continues on the assassination... 226 00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:40,482 of President John Kennedy. 227 00:17:40,807 --> 00:17:43,196 At 12:35 Central Standard Time.... 228 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,365 President Kennedy was shot as his motorcade... 229 00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:47,245 passed through Dallas. 230 00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:50,002 Governor Connally was also shot. 231 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,364 Thousands of mourners are at Parkland Memor¡al Hospital.... 232 00:17:53,527 --> 00:17:54,960 to mourn the passing of.... 233 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,882 They killed President Kennedy. 234 00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:29,603 Are you sure? 235 00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:32,040 It's on the news. 236 00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:35,362 - Who killed him? - Texans. 237 00:18:44,927 --> 00:18:48,476 - Crying over the nigger-lover? - Shut up, Dothan. 238 00:18:49,487 --> 00:18:52,479 You know what the kids are getting for Christmas? 239 00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:55,085 AJack-in-the-box. 240 00:19:00,127 --> 00:19:01,765 I never knew you cared. 241 00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:06,406 What are you doing, boy? 242 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,315 Trying to take up for your girlfriend? 243 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,955 What the hell's your problem? 244 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:14,003 Stop it! 245 00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,802 - They started it, Coach! - Lay off. 246 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:20,167 The little bastard's liable to hurt somebody! 247 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,957 The President's dead and he was celebrating! 248 00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:38,246 Let's get out of here. 249 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,523 Where? 250 00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:46,802 We can watch the news at my house. 251 00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:49,845 You think they'll miss us? 252 00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,884 All the rules are off today. 253 00:19:52,687 --> 00:19:54,643 Nothing we do matters. 254 00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:59,396 I guess it all depends on your perspective. 255 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:02,764 As the rest of the country was mourn¡ng their great loss... 256 00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:05,157 things were starting to look up for me. 257 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:09,276 I bet Mom will have heard about the assassination... 258 00:20:09,447 --> 00:20:11,199 but it'll have no effect on her. 259 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:14,359 She'll be baking cookies and waxing the floor. 260 00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:17,275 My mom never baked a cookie in her life. 261 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:18,956 Come on. 262 00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:23,675 You're home early. 263 00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:26,043 They let us out because of the assassination. 264 00:20:28,287 --> 00:20:30,039 Isn't it a shame about Mr. Kennedy? 265 00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:33,955 I wonder if they'll let Petey out early. 266 00:20:34,687 --> 00:20:38,043 I'll just finish this and I'll make us some cocoa. 267 00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:42,166 - This isn't a time for cocoa, Mom. - It's always time for cocoa. 268 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:51,359 The world's gone straight to hell in a handbasket. 269 00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:56,240 I had to come here because my television's out of order. 270 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,196 How about you? 271 00:20:58,487 --> 00:20:59,886 I don't have a TV. 272 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:03,879 It's years since I met anyone who didn't own a television. 273 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:06,005 You can't meet many Indians. 274 00:21:08,407 --> 00:21:09,362 You're an Indian? 275 00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:12,637 Blackfeet. 276 00:21:15,047 --> 00:21:17,607 My daddy can't stand Indians. 277 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:24,125 - I wish my dad was here. - Where is he? 278 00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:26,763 We have a horse ranch 10 miles up in the mountains. 279 00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:29,805 He has to feed every day, so he stays there most of the winter. 280 00:21:30,647 --> 00:21:33,241 - What's your dad do? - I don't have a father. 281 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:37,526 Did he die? 282 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,597 Lydia won't tell me anything about him. 283 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,725 When she's drunk she claims virgin birth like Mary and Jesus. 284 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:45,919 I'd like to see my mom drunk. 285 00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:48,686 It's not that neat. 286 00:21:50,127 --> 00:21:53,517 She has these pictures of 5 guys in football uniforms in her panty box. 287 00:21:54,207 --> 00:21:55,242 Her panty box? 288 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,278 I figured one of them might be my dad. 289 00:21:57,967 --> 00:22:00,606 What were you doing in your mother's panty box? 290 00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:04,200 One of the guys is a Negro. 291 00:22:05,047 --> 00:22:06,639 Mom! I'm home! 292 00:22:11,127 --> 00:22:12,640 Hey, we're watching that! 293 00:22:13,247 --> 00:22:14,646 This stinks. 294 00:22:15,527 --> 00:22:19,202 Mom, Maurey won't let me watch Rocky. 295 00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:22,565 You know he always watches Rocky. What's up with you? 296 00:22:23,127 --> 00:22:24,037 Look, brat. 297 00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:29,843 Our President is dead! 298 00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:33,278 Some things are more important than Rocky the Flying Squirrel! 299 00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:35,484 Daddy! 300 00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:37,323 Hey. 301 00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,679 How's my favourite girl? 302 00:22:49,207 --> 00:22:49,844 Hi. 303 00:22:51,727 --> 00:22:52,762 Hi. 304 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:18,357 There's an Indian in our kitchen. 305 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:20,159 That's Hank. 306 00:23:20,807 --> 00:23:23,844 He's Blackfoot, or "feet". I get it mixed up. 307 00:23:24,887 --> 00:23:27,481 Hank knows lots of nifty stuff about the forest. 308 00:23:27,927 --> 00:23:29,280 You went into the forest? 309 00:23:29,687 --> 00:23:32,804 It was a hoot, Sam. I tried something new. 310 00:23:33,127 --> 00:23:34,003 How about that? 311 00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,395 How about that? 312 00:23:35,607 --> 00:23:38,599 Did you expect me to stay on this couch forever? 313 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:43,001 So what's Hank doing in our kitchen? 314 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,646 Fixing supper. 315 00:23:45,487 --> 00:23:47,921 Some staple he said got his tribe through hard winters. 316 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,804 Caspar's gonna pass a brick. 317 00:23:51,007 --> 00:23:53,123 Isn't that wonderful? 318 00:23:53,287 --> 00:23:56,438 Hank, what's that Indian thing you're making? 319 00:23:57,327 --> 00:23:58,726 Macaroni cheese. 320 00:24:23,487 --> 00:24:24,476 Welcome Wagon. 321 00:24:52,727 --> 00:24:53,523 Jeez! 322 00:24:54,767 --> 00:24:55,756 Yuck! 323 00:25:03,647 --> 00:25:05,046 Explain this. 324 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:07,316 Sammy? 325 00:25:07,487 --> 00:25:10,638 I think there's something wrong with me. I must be sick. 326 00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:13,443 You blew your nose on a sock? 327 00:25:14,367 --> 00:25:16,323 It didn't come from my nose. 328 00:25:23,887 --> 00:25:25,081 You masturbated? 329 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,119 I woke up with it all over me. 330 00:25:30,247 --> 00:25:32,203 Were you dreaming before you woke up? 331 00:25:38,447 --> 00:25:40,278 Was there a girl in the dream? 332 00:25:41,567 --> 00:25:43,125 Did you recognise her? 333 00:25:44,727 --> 00:25:46,365 She kissed me and I felt funny. 334 00:25:50,407 --> 00:25:52,716 You had a wet dream, honey. 335 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,363 Boys have them all the time. 336 00:25:57,287 --> 00:25:59,278 Well, do something with it. 337 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:08,480 Things like this don't happen to boys with fathers. 338 00:26:08,647 --> 00:26:10,205 So crucify me. 339 00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:13,117 Every kid in Wyoming knows what a wet dream is... 340 00:26:13,287 --> 00:26:15,676 and they're laughing at me right now. Calling me squirrel. 341 00:26:17,927 --> 00:26:19,076 Poor Sammy. 342 00:26:19,247 --> 00:26:22,523 He just moved a step closer to being a grown-up. 343 00:26:25,647 --> 00:26:27,842 I couldn't wait to tell Maurey what I'd learned. 344 00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:30,476 I explained the whole process to her. 345 00:26:30,687 --> 00:26:33,963 Except the part where her mom caused the mess on my belly. 346 00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:37,119 How much goo came out? A cup? Aquart? 347 00:26:37,447 --> 00:26:39,597 - Not a quart. - How much, then? 348 00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:43,120 It was spread out. About a third of a cup. 349 00:26:44,447 --> 00:26:46,915 I'll lose my virginity someday, and when I do... 350 00:26:47,087 --> 00:26:48,839 I don't want to seem ignorant. 351 00:26:49,367 --> 00:26:51,437 I wanna know what's going on every second. 352 00:26:58,407 --> 00:27:01,444 Don't you kids know coffee stunts your growth? 353 00:27:01,647 --> 00:27:03,842 Do you and your husband have sex? 354 00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:07,685 Maurey Pierce! Wash your mouth out with soap! 355 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:10,395 - I didn't say a dirty word. - You did so. 356 00:27:10,647 --> 00:27:11,841 Sex is a dirty word? 357 00:27:13,287 --> 00:27:17,041 We don't talk about it in mixed gender company. 358 00:27:19,407 --> 00:27:20,635 I'll be outside. 359 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:31,881 Wh¡le Maurey was gett¡ng the low-down from Dot... 360 00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:33,639 I turned to my dream girl. 361 00:27:33,807 --> 00:27:37,436 I had so many questions. I needed someone to talk to. 362 00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:41,243 Someone willing to explore the secrets of love. 363 00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:43,405 I needed a professional. 364 00:27:45,647 --> 00:27:47,956 My mom won't be home for twenty minutes. 365 00:27:48,487 --> 00:27:50,125 You wanna do me again? 366 00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:52,799 I don't know. That'll be 5 times... 367 00:27:52,967 --> 00:27:54,719 since school this afternoon. 368 00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:58,636 It's not romantic to keep score. 369 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:10,606 So what'd she say? 370 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:13,486 She said sex is a wonderful experience... 371 00:28:13,647 --> 00:28:16,366 but can only be done right when two people are in love. 372 00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:18,878 Grown-ups are full of bull. 373 00:28:37,487 --> 00:28:39,637 Okay, Delores. Corner pocket. 374 00:28:39,807 --> 00:28:41,320 Geronimo! 375 00:28:44,047 --> 00:28:45,036 She did it... 376 00:28:45,287 --> 00:28:47,278 That means I go again, right? 377 00:28:47,447 --> 00:28:50,439 Daddy wants to run for governor or something. 378 00:28:51,407 --> 00:28:53,238 And he thinks having an illegitimate grandson around... 379 00:28:53,407 --> 00:28:55,238 would cause embarrassment. 380 00:28:57,887 --> 00:29:00,845 That's why Sam and I've been banished to the hinterlands. 381 00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:05,966 I was given a choice between Sam goes or we both go. 382 00:29:07,727 --> 00:29:10,002 We got politicians in my family, too. 383 00:29:11,727 --> 00:29:13,558 They're worse than cowdogs. 384 00:29:25,967 --> 00:29:29,039 This doesn't mean that we're going steady. 385 00:29:30,167 --> 00:29:30,883 Yeah. 386 00:29:31,047 --> 00:29:32,958 I mean, we're not even dating. 387 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:37,035 You got that? 388 00:29:38,887 --> 00:29:42,163 This is strictly a one-night stand. 389 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:50,805 And no commitments. 390 00:29:52,607 --> 00:29:53,960 I don't wanna feel. 391 00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:56,402 You got that? 392 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:01,718 Hello? 393 00:31:01,887 --> 00:31:04,196 Idle hands are the Devil's playground. 394 00:31:04,367 --> 00:31:05,595 - Grampa? - Excellent. 395 00:31:05,767 --> 00:31:07,678 Hand the phone to your mother. 396 00:31:14,927 --> 00:31:15,837 Lydia? 397 00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:19,841 Jeez, Lydia... 398 00:31:28,607 --> 00:31:30,802 Grampa, she isn't here right now. 399 00:31:30,967 --> 00:31:32,161 Well, where is she? 400 00:31:32,327 --> 00:31:35,000 She went for a job interview at the church... 401 00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:36,646 for secretary or something. 402 00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:39,526 Your mother will never work a day in her l¡fe. 403 00:31:39,687 --> 00:31:42,724 She's turned over a new leaf. Must be the fresh air. 404 00:31:42,887 --> 00:31:44,923 She's changed. She's responsible now. 405 00:31:45,087 --> 00:31:48,124 - I control the cash flow. - I respect that, sir. 406 00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:52,201 Tell her she dumps the Indian or faces the wrath of God. 407 00:31:52,407 --> 00:31:53,442 That would be you, sir? 408 00:32:53,367 --> 00:32:56,279 Hi, Sam. Your mom and 8 other drunks rented... 409 00:32:56,447 --> 00:32:59,405 a hotel room in Dubois after the bars closed last night. 410 00:32:59,607 --> 00:33:01,120 They're having a party. 411 00:33:01,887 --> 00:33:03,320 My cousin Delores is there. 412 00:33:03,487 --> 00:33:06,718 Delores' husband told her mom, hoping to get Delores dragged out... 413 00:33:06,887 --> 00:33:08,036 but it didn't work. 414 00:33:11,007 --> 00:33:13,362 I'm making coffee. You want some? 415 00:33:14,487 --> 00:33:16,682 I want to explain the rules before we do this. 416 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:18,202 Do what? 417 00:33:19,007 --> 00:33:20,884 Make sex. Why else would I be here? 418 00:33:21,327 --> 00:33:24,763 - We're going to perform sex now? - After coffee. 419 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:37,876 It's time you and I find out what the big deal is with sex. 420 00:33:38,287 --> 00:33:40,403 You think Lydia will come home today? 421 00:33:40,607 --> 00:33:42,837 Doubtful. Think you can get a stiffy? 422 00:33:43,047 --> 00:33:45,402 I don't know. They come and go on their own. 423 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,637 Haven't learned how to control them yet. 424 00:33:47,807 --> 00:33:49,559 Maybe it'll happen naturally. 425 00:33:50,127 --> 00:33:53,085 I heard something about putting it in the girl's mouth. 426 00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:57,086 I'm not doing anything that'll make me throw up. 427 00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:03,404 - We're both virgins. - I never said I was a virgin. 428 00:34:06,007 --> 00:34:09,795 We're both virgins, but someday we'll be doing it for real. 429 00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,205 So today's sex isn't real? 430 00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:16,761 We're just friends learning a new skill. This is practice. 431 00:34:18,207 --> 00:34:20,038 Will we still be virgins afterwards? 432 00:34:21,807 --> 00:34:23,763 That's part of what we're gonna learn... 433 00:34:23,927 --> 00:34:25,918 where the line between virginity and non-virginity is. 434 00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:28,323 Rule number one: You better not squirt. 435 00:34:29,487 --> 00:34:32,797 And no kissing. Kissing is mushy emotional stuff. 436 00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:35,402 We can't do this if you're gonna get mushy. 437 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,725 I promise. No mush. 438 00:34:40,927 --> 00:34:42,918 Wish we didn't have to be naked. 439 00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:45,880 That's a big part of doing it, I'm sure. 440 00:34:49,727 --> 00:34:50,637 Go on. 441 00:34:51,927 --> 00:34:52,996 You first. 442 00:34:53,887 --> 00:34:55,684 Jeez, Louise. 443 00:35:02,607 --> 00:35:03,403 Your turn. 444 00:35:04,527 --> 00:35:07,200 This is as far as I've dreamed. I'm ready to quit. 445 00:35:07,847 --> 00:35:08,882 Sam. 446 00:35:18,127 --> 00:35:20,118 I thought you'd be bigger. 447 00:35:21,647 --> 00:35:25,560 - It swells up when it gets big. - A horse's is as big as its leg. 448 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:29,397 It's not fair to compare people to horses. 449 00:35:39,807 --> 00:35:41,445 This doesn't look possible. 450 00:35:45,487 --> 00:35:49,082 Horses do it with the stallion standing behind the mare. 451 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:52,319 - Forget horses, okay? - You got a better idea? 452 00:35:54,807 --> 00:35:56,923 Maybe if I stand on a chair. 453 00:35:58,127 --> 00:36:01,199 My books don't say anything about the girl standing on chairs. 454 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:04,723 Books skip this part and go on to how wonderful it was. 455 00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:10,437 - Maybe if we kiss? - I told you, no kissing. 456 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,285 Maybe if you touch it with your hand. 457 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,759 Okay, but don't look. 458 00:36:29,767 --> 00:36:31,758 That's my bellybutton. 459 00:36:46,727 --> 00:36:47,523 Sam! 460 00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:51,875 This is nowhere near a third of a cup! 461 00:36:53,527 --> 00:36:57,122 - Did we lose our virginities yet? - I sure as hell didn't. 462 00:37:01,247 --> 00:37:02,919 Dibs on the can! 463 00:37:03,127 --> 00:37:07,040 To hell with that. Crap it all anyway. 464 00:37:07,207 --> 00:37:09,880 - Sam, meet my cousin Delores. - Hi. 465 00:37:10,087 --> 00:37:11,122 Howdy. 466 00:37:12,087 --> 00:37:14,237 Maurey, I won't tell Laurabel you were here... 467 00:37:14,407 --> 00:37:16,398 if you don't tell her you saw me. 468 00:37:18,367 --> 00:37:19,641 What's in the bottle? 469 00:37:20,127 --> 00:37:21,958 Turpenhydrate and codeine. 470 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,916 It's good for when you wanna stop drinking. 471 00:37:28,087 --> 00:37:29,281 Your turn. 472 00:37:29,687 --> 00:37:30,403 Hi, Mom. 473 00:37:31,247 --> 00:37:31,918 Who? 474 00:37:32,447 --> 00:37:33,323 Hi, Lydia. 475 00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:35,205 This is my friend Maurey from school. 476 00:37:35,967 --> 00:37:37,605 Oh, Welcome Wagon. 477 00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:42,356 My mom made me come. She thinks she's Betty Crocker. 478 00:37:42,567 --> 00:37:44,842 Never be embarrassed by your mother. 479 00:37:45,007 --> 00:37:47,441 Sam's embarrassed of me and look how he turned out. 480 00:37:47,607 --> 00:37:49,165 Had to whiz like a race horse. 481 00:37:49,607 --> 00:37:53,361 You don't buy codeine cough syrup, you rent it. 482 00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:56,797 What have you kids been up to all morning? 483 00:37:57,127 --> 00:37:58,355 Gin Rummy. 484 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,523 I owe Maurey $3.50. 485 00:38:00,687 --> 00:38:01,881 No, we weren't. 486 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,886 We were trying to have sex, only we couldn't. 487 00:38:06,607 --> 00:38:08,279 Why were you trying to have sex? 488 00:38:09,007 --> 00:38:12,238 I wanna know what it's like before puberty and I got to do it for real. 489 00:38:12,887 --> 00:38:16,436 And I figured Sam'd be more popular if he knew how to please girls. 490 00:38:16,967 --> 00:38:19,162 He hasn't been too popular so far. 491 00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:22,480 What's the matter? Having a problem keeping your weenie up? 492 00:38:22,687 --> 00:38:23,722 It stood up. 493 00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:26,242 But we couldn't figure out where he should go in. 494 00:38:26,447 --> 00:38:28,403 And then he squirted. 495 00:38:29,047 --> 00:38:30,116 Your turn. 496 00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:34,724 Do you and your momma have chats like this? 497 00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:38,086 My mother thinks I'm sweet 14 and never been kissed. 498 00:38:38,727 --> 00:38:41,878 I knew where to go in, I think, but it wouldn't go. 499 00:38:42,047 --> 00:38:43,958 I must be too big. 500 00:38:45,207 --> 00:38:46,879 Nobody's too big. 501 00:38:48,487 --> 00:38:50,842 - Were you good and excited? - Excited? 502 00:38:52,487 --> 00:38:53,363 Yeah. 503 00:38:53,807 --> 00:38:55,206 Yeah. Excited is when you're... 504 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:56,243 Wet. 505 00:38:57,207 --> 00:38:58,242 Nice or wet. 506 00:38:58,527 --> 00:38:59,721 - Down there. - Yeah. 507 00:39:02,087 --> 00:39:03,918 Should I have used water? 508 00:39:04,327 --> 00:39:05,965 Water doesn't quite cut it. 509 00:39:06,287 --> 00:39:07,402 I need a cigarette. 510 00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:12,364 Foreplay's the only way a gentleman excites a lady. 511 00:39:12,887 --> 00:39:14,081 What's foreplay? 512 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:16,398 That's when a man squeezes your boobs... 513 00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:18,523 and then whispers dirty in your ear. 514 00:39:18,727 --> 00:39:19,796 Delores! 515 00:39:20,327 --> 00:39:21,282 Lydia. 516 00:39:21,967 --> 00:39:23,195 I wish my mother had taken the time... 517 00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:24,595 to talk to me about those things. 518 00:39:26,847 --> 00:39:27,802 All right. 519 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:31,046 If you're gonna do this, might as well do it right. 520 00:39:33,807 --> 00:39:34,762 Oh, no! 521 00:39:39,447 --> 00:39:40,243 Now... 522 00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:42,919 Maurey looks something like that, right? 523 00:39:44,287 --> 00:39:45,800 My eyes were closed. 524 00:39:47,527 --> 00:39:50,166 What you wanna do is to go in down here, and... 525 00:39:50,327 --> 00:39:53,922 one of you has to grab it and angle it right... 526 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,396 'cause it'd take years to slide in on its own. 527 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,206 Years. 528 00:39:58,727 --> 00:40:00,285 Now, two things... 529 00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:04,600 You two go on and play your little boylgirl games... 530 00:40:04,767 --> 00:40:07,406 but after Maurey's first period the game stops. 531 00:40:09,087 --> 00:40:10,281 What's a period? 532 00:40:11,407 --> 00:40:12,726 Number two... 533 00:40:14,007 --> 00:40:15,486 it's a matter of form. 534 00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:17,956 Don't talk like this in front of adults. 535 00:40:18,127 --> 00:40:22,086 At your age, sex is something to hide. 536 00:40:23,047 --> 00:40:23,843 Why? 537 00:40:24,087 --> 00:40:26,601 Society would fall apart if people were honest about screwing. 538 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:33,236 Let's go to your room and read comic books. 539 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,798 Yeah, comic books sound fun. 540 00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:45,244 - I did a bad thing. - No. 541 00:40:49,327 --> 00:40:52,399 - Ten-letter word for "lampoon". - Satirise. 542 00:40:55,407 --> 00:40:56,999 It's too short. 543 00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:01,079 Will you explain to me about women? 544 00:41:01,687 --> 00:41:04,247 Women are right and men are wrong, that's all you need to know. 545 00:41:05,687 --> 00:41:07,245 I mean about liking. 546 00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:10,800 Now Maurey and I have done it, will she like me? 547 00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:12,320 Maurey'll always have a warm spot in her heart... 548 00:41:12,487 --> 00:41:13,840 when she thinks about you. 549 00:41:15,727 --> 00:41:17,206 She says we're just friends. 550 00:41:17,407 --> 00:41:20,365 You're lucky. You can have the fun of love without heartbreak. 551 00:41:20,567 --> 00:41:23,127 What if I like her and get my heart broke anyway? 552 00:41:23,847 --> 00:41:26,964 Then you're a sucker. Here's the deal, Sam. 553 00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:29,920 If you sleep with a girl and after she likes you as a friend... 554 00:41:30,127 --> 00:41:32,083 then she'll always like you as a friend... 555 00:41:32,247 --> 00:41:33,600 and she'll never like you as a lover. 556 00:41:33,847 --> 00:41:37,476 And there's nothing in this world you can do about it. 557 00:41:44,327 --> 00:41:46,795 Are you scared to admit that the other night meant something? 558 00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:48,525 What happened between us was what I like most. 559 00:41:48,687 --> 00:41:50,245 Sex without consequences. 560 00:41:50,487 --> 00:41:51,920 Mom, I'm home. 561 00:41:52,807 --> 00:41:54,957 If I'm stupid, I go to jail. 562 00:41:55,327 --> 00:41:56,806 If you're stupid, you get sent to live... 563 00:41:56,967 --> 00:41:58,480 with the commoners for a few months. 564 00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:00,877 The worst thing that could happen to you... 565 00:42:01,367 --> 00:42:03,358 is you might lose your trust fund. 566 00:42:03,527 --> 00:42:05,279 I'm not spending the rest of my life... 567 00:42:05,447 --> 00:42:07,244 waiting for free cheese at the county office. 568 00:42:17,807 --> 00:42:20,002 Got rid of another one. 569 00:42:21,687 --> 00:42:25,077 Go screw your girlfriend and leave me alone. 570 00:42:33,527 --> 00:42:35,483 We're going on a double date to the Saturday matinee. 571 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:37,564 You and me and another couple? 572 00:42:38,247 --> 00:42:40,681 No. Me and Dothan and you and Chuckette Morris. 573 00:42:42,047 --> 00:42:43,639 Dothan's our mortal enemy. 574 00:42:43,847 --> 00:42:46,805 He's your mortal enemy, he's my boyfriend. 575 00:42:47,087 --> 00:42:51,046 But Dothan cheered when Kennedy died. He said "nigger". 576 00:42:51,407 --> 00:42:54,558 He's just repeating crap his racist dad spews at home. 577 00:42:54,767 --> 00:42:56,439 He didn't know any better. 578 00:42:57,127 --> 00:43:00,119 - He rubbed our faces in the dirt. - And he apologised. 579 00:43:00,687 --> 00:43:01,915 Not to me. 580 00:43:02,087 --> 00:43:04,237 Dothan was jealous when he saw us sitting together. 581 00:43:04,807 --> 00:43:08,766 - He's liked me since 5th grade. - Do you like him? 582 00:43:08,927 --> 00:43:11,680 That's not the point. He has a learner's permit and a car. 583 00:43:11,847 --> 00:43:13,599 We can double with you and Chuckette. 584 00:43:13,767 --> 00:43:15,758 I can't stand Chuckette Morris. 585 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,725 But she likes you. This is your chance to get a date. 586 00:43:21,207 --> 00:43:23,357 Hurry up, Mom will be home soon. 587 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:14,283 You gonna kiss me or not? 588 00:44:21,607 --> 00:44:23,723 You'll have to take out your gum. 589 00:44:24,687 --> 00:44:26,166 But I just bought it. 590 00:44:26,567 --> 00:44:27,920 Suit yourself. 591 00:44:29,007 --> 00:44:32,966 I didn't know when I moved here if I'd fit in, but... 592 00:44:33,647 --> 00:44:35,558 you kids are really great! 593 00:44:41,087 --> 00:44:43,078 Okay, you win. 594 00:45:19,527 --> 00:45:20,926 You bit my tongue! 595 00:45:22,047 --> 00:45:23,196 Get her, Sammy. 596 00:45:24,087 --> 00:45:26,362 That was disgusting! 597 00:45:26,967 --> 00:45:28,286 It was a kiss. 598 00:45:29,367 --> 00:45:31,722 With your wet gross tongue hanging out? 599 00:45:32,447 --> 00:45:36,406 - Is that how boys back East kiss? - It's how everybody kisses. 600 00:45:36,687 --> 00:45:39,281 It's not how the Nazarenes do it. 601 00:45:40,647 --> 00:45:43,081 Daddy said boys would try to get me passionate... 602 00:45:43,927 --> 00:45:46,919 so they could make me pregnant and ruin my life... 603 00:45:47,087 --> 00:45:48,839 and trick me into going to hell. 604 00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:51,683 You don't sound passionate. 605 00:45:53,447 --> 00:45:56,598 I wasn't ready. Let's try again. 606 00:46:24,887 --> 00:46:26,081 You're home, Sam. 607 00:46:28,487 --> 00:46:30,762 Wanna come in? Lydia's got some new records. 608 00:46:31,127 --> 00:46:33,846 No, thanks. Dothan's taking me on home. 609 00:46:37,527 --> 00:46:38,403 You sure? 610 00:46:40,287 --> 00:46:42,039 Get out of the car, Sam. 611 00:46:43,607 --> 00:46:44,483 I'll be fine. 612 00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:48,956 You'll be okay? 613 00:46:50,087 --> 00:46:52,681 What do you think I'm gonna do to her? 614 00:46:52,847 --> 00:46:54,075 Go on, Sam. 615 00:47:11,807 --> 00:47:13,160 Atta-boy, Sam. 616 00:47:17,207 --> 00:47:20,916 I see Don Juan's decided to grace us with his presence. 617 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:26,436 Here comes the bride, all dressed in wh¡te.... 618 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:41,161 What's with the Don Juan crack? 619 00:47:41,327 --> 00:47:43,363 So, you slipped the tongue to Chuckette. 620 00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:45,997 Well, she said "kiss me" so I kissed her. 621 00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:48,442 She claims you were smack-dab passionate. 622 00:47:48,647 --> 00:47:50,205 Where'd you learn to kiss, anyway? 623 00:47:50,847 --> 00:47:52,917 Watching Lydia and her boyfriends. 624 00:47:53,127 --> 00:47:56,164 If Mom lets me out, I'll be over after "Dick Van Dyke". 625 00:47:56,327 --> 00:47:58,283 Maybe we could try kissing. 626 00:48:01,607 --> 00:48:03,359 Do you practice sex with Dothan? 627 00:48:05,607 --> 00:48:08,565 Of course not. He's my boyfriend. 628 00:48:12,167 --> 00:48:13,520 Morning, darling. 629 00:48:15,727 --> 00:48:18,400 I like a boy who'll come with me and carry my tray. 630 00:48:18,647 --> 00:48:20,683 It's alright this time, but your manners... 631 00:48:20,847 --> 00:48:22,883 will have to improve since we're going steady. 632 00:48:24,407 --> 00:48:27,479 - Who said we're going steady? - Everyone. 633 00:48:27,647 --> 00:48:30,241 They know what you did to me at the movies. 634 00:48:30,727 --> 00:48:33,241 There's more to commitment than biting someone's tongue. 635 00:48:33,447 --> 00:48:37,281 That behaviour may pass back East, but in Wyoming we're moral. 636 00:48:38,087 --> 00:48:40,555 Oh yes, you have to give me your jacket. 637 00:48:41,407 --> 00:48:42,157 What? 638 00:48:44,127 --> 00:48:46,766 Lt'll be a letter jacket next year. We'll make do for now. 639 00:48:48,007 --> 00:48:49,838 It's freezing outside. 640 00:48:50,727 --> 00:48:53,036 What better way to prove your love for me... 641 00:48:53,207 --> 00:48:55,562 than to sacrifice your jacket for my comfort? 642 00:48:57,007 --> 00:48:58,645 I don't want to prove my love. 643 00:49:01,367 --> 00:49:03,961 They'll think you took advantage of me. 644 00:49:05,007 --> 00:49:06,759 They'll say I'm cheap. 645 00:49:08,887 --> 00:49:10,286 Come on, darling. Let's go. 646 00:49:16,247 --> 00:49:17,157 Jesus... 647 00:49:23,487 --> 00:49:25,762 Hank's truck out front was a good sign. 648 00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:29,037 The p¡pes were frozen when I left forschool... 649 00:49:29,247 --> 00:49:30,965 which put Lydia in an even nastier mood... 650 00:49:31,127 --> 00:49:32,845 than she'd been in s¡nce their fight. 651 00:49:33,607 --> 00:49:36,440 I figured they were upstairs having a make-up orgy. 652 00:49:36,727 --> 00:49:39,480 I was glad for them. They seemed to like each other. 653 00:49:40,287 --> 00:49:43,962 But your mom's your mom, and I'd hoped they'd hear me and stop. 654 00:49:44,207 --> 00:49:47,483 I wasn't in the mood for moans and groans from my mother. 655 00:49:51,527 --> 00:49:52,403 Mom? 656 00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:55,197 Mom! 657 00:49:59,007 --> 00:49:59,883 Mom... 658 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:03,322 Lydia? 659 00:50:07,527 --> 00:50:08,721 Hi, honey bunny! 660 00:50:09,527 --> 00:50:10,516 Hi, Lydia. 661 00:50:11,007 --> 00:50:14,522 Hank went under the house with a torch and thawed the pipes. 662 00:50:14,687 --> 00:50:16,279 Wasn't that nice of him? 663 00:50:18,247 --> 00:50:19,316 Give us a sip. 664 00:50:25,407 --> 00:50:29,002 There's a letter from Caspar on the table. 665 00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:31,240 Yeah? What's Grampa got to say? 666 00:50:31,807 --> 00:50:35,482 The usual threats. Nothing for you to worry about. 667 00:50:36,207 --> 00:50:39,244 We're living so clean and wholesome in Wyoming... 668 00:50:39,567 --> 00:50:41,922 even Caspar can't touch us. 669 00:51:02,487 --> 00:51:03,442 Ta-da! 670 00:51:05,327 --> 00:51:07,921 - I didn't have time to wrap it. - What else were you doing? 671 00:51:08,567 --> 00:51:11,445 Now you can listen to your stupid baseball games all night. 672 00:51:12,087 --> 00:51:13,725 - Thanks, Mom! - Sam... 673 00:51:14,527 --> 00:51:16,165 I mean, thanks, Lydia. 674 00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:26,038 My present's out in the back. 675 00:51:32,527 --> 00:51:34,119 So, are we gonna keep him? 676 00:51:34,527 --> 00:51:36,961 Don't be ridiculous, he's not a sweater. 677 00:51:37,527 --> 00:51:39,006 I never said he was. 678 00:51:39,927 --> 00:51:42,236 Besides, we won't be here for long. 679 00:51:47,247 --> 00:51:48,646 Happy Christmas. 680 00:51:50,287 --> 00:51:51,163 What's that? 681 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:55,716 By tradition it ought to be a horse. But I wasn't sure you wanted one. 682 00:51:55,927 --> 00:51:57,599 Sam helped me choose it. 683 00:51:58,687 --> 00:52:01,485 I told him you'd never get on it in a million years. 684 00:52:01,647 --> 00:52:03,080 You got that right. 685 00:52:03,247 --> 00:52:05,556 Yeah, I said Caspar won't let you ride a bike. 686 00:52:12,887 --> 00:52:13,717 Whoo! 687 00:52:15,847 --> 00:52:17,326 Come on, Sam. 688 00:52:17,487 --> 00:52:18,636 All right. 689 00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:23,204 Hey. 690 00:52:23,367 --> 00:52:25,198 I'll give you 5 bucks if you can knock my hat off. 691 00:52:25,367 --> 00:52:27,358 - Come on, catch up. - Yeah. 692 00:52:28,287 --> 00:52:31,040 See, I can ride with no hands. Well, one hand. 693 00:52:31,927 --> 00:52:33,918 Don't run me over. 694 00:52:38,967 --> 00:52:40,844 Should've got her a damn horse! 695 00:52:43,367 --> 00:52:44,561 Catch her! 696 00:52:44,727 --> 00:52:47,525 - This ain't so hard. - Come on, hurry up. 697 00:52:48,607 --> 00:52:50,325 Get back here, Lydia! 698 00:53:05,127 --> 00:53:06,082 Time out. 699 00:53:12,687 --> 00:53:15,724 Maurey doesn't love me, Sam. She loves you. 700 00:53:16,687 --> 00:53:19,838 - You can have her. - That's awfully sporting of you. 701 00:53:20,247 --> 00:53:23,557 No sweat. I'm in love with another. 702 00:54:07,247 --> 00:54:08,282 Is Lydia here? 703 00:54:08,847 --> 00:54:10,565 Yeah, we're going on a picnic. You wanna come? 704 00:54:12,047 --> 00:54:14,641 - Is Lydia coming? - Well, yeah. 705 00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:20,561 Hank said we'd see a great view of the lake. 706 00:54:20,727 --> 00:54:21,955 He'd better not be lying. 707 00:54:23,167 --> 00:54:24,077 Hey, look. 708 00:54:45,647 --> 00:54:48,764 In nature a person can be idealistic. 709 00:54:50,607 --> 00:54:52,245 You can believe in things. 710 00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:53,997 Like what? 711 00:54:56,247 --> 00:54:59,922 Like beauty, and the nobility of humans. 712 00:55:01,527 --> 00:55:03,757 People in cities can't believe in nobility... 713 00:55:04,407 --> 00:55:06,557 because they see no sign of it. 714 00:55:06,967 --> 00:55:09,925 I love it when he talks like Chief Joseph. 715 00:55:14,127 --> 00:55:16,038 How can you tell if you're pregnant? 716 00:55:19,727 --> 00:55:21,957 The game was supposed to end with your first period. 717 00:55:23,527 --> 00:55:25,324 I haven't had a period yet. 718 00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:26,956 What's a period? 719 00:55:28,967 --> 00:55:32,926 I hardly know what being pregnant feels like myself. 720 00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:37,320 I was only with child once and I wasn't much older than you. 721 00:55:37,687 --> 00:55:39,678 I'm just a kid. I can't have a baby. 722 00:55:40,167 --> 00:55:41,680 That's what I thought. 723 00:55:51,527 --> 00:55:55,042 You didn't call me. I don't know why I go steady with you. 724 00:55:55,207 --> 00:55:57,437 You're supposed to call me once a day. 725 00:55:57,607 --> 00:55:59,996 Sharon's boyfriend calls her a dozen times a day. 726 00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:01,839 He lets the phone ring once... 727 00:56:02,007 --> 00:56:03,679 and then hangs up to let her know he still loves her. 728 00:56:03,887 --> 00:56:06,959 And this morning you didn't even notice my new skirt. 729 00:56:07,127 --> 00:56:10,278 I was appalled. Even Rodney made a compliment. 730 00:56:10,487 --> 00:56:12,717 And did I get anything from you? No! 731 00:56:13,487 --> 00:56:16,320 It hurts! I'm trying to look nice for you. 732 00:56:16,487 --> 00:56:18,159 You're my boyfriend. 733 00:56:18,327 --> 00:56:21,364 If this relationship doesn't start to improve... 734 00:56:21,527 --> 00:56:24,041 then I'm afraid it won't work out. 735 00:56:44,647 --> 00:56:45,921 Are you okay? 736 00:56:48,007 --> 00:56:49,520 What do you think? 737 00:56:51,607 --> 00:56:53,996 If you're pregnant, I'll marry you. 738 00:56:54,407 --> 00:56:56,318 Sam, I can't marry you. 739 00:56:58,327 --> 00:56:59,396 Why not? 740 00:57:02,447 --> 00:57:04,483 I'm fourteen years old. 741 00:57:14,047 --> 00:57:16,038 It's not gonna be so bad, honey. 742 00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:40,643 We can rent an apartment. I'll get a job. 743 00:57:41,207 --> 00:57:44,517 - Sam, don't be a squirrel. - Are you coming or not? 744 00:57:46,927 --> 00:57:47,837 Yeah. 745 00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:50,200 Good, you navigate. 746 00:57:51,407 --> 00:57:53,967 Nobody asked me what I wanted to do about the baby. 747 00:57:54,167 --> 00:57:56,397 No, and no-one's going to. 748 00:58:08,807 --> 00:58:10,877 Delores says this is a nasty town. 749 00:58:11,127 --> 00:58:13,846 And she doesn't mean nasty in a nice way. 750 00:58:22,127 --> 00:58:25,244 I gotta be home before Mom gets back from Idaho Falls. 751 00:58:25,727 --> 00:58:27,319 Let's do it then. 752 00:58:35,927 --> 00:58:37,519 Are you all right? 753 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,359 They're ready for you. 754 00:58:48,007 --> 00:58:49,645 This is the shits. 755 00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:52,440 You're gonna be okay. 756 00:58:54,847 --> 00:58:55,723 I know. 757 00:58:59,407 --> 00:59:01,238 Right this way, sweetheart. 758 00:59:16,127 --> 00:59:18,482 - Here you are, dear. - Thank you. 759 00:59:22,047 --> 00:59:24,083 They all know why we're here. 760 00:59:27,767 --> 00:59:29,917 Sam. Stop fidgeting. 761 00:59:32,007 --> 00:59:33,440 I'll wait in the waiting room. 762 00:59:34,007 --> 00:59:34,883 Fine. 763 00:59:45,607 --> 00:59:46,483 Sam? 764 00:59:50,847 --> 00:59:51,757 Maurey... 765 00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:53,521 Sam, let's go. 766 00:59:53,887 --> 00:59:54,683 Maurey! 767 00:59:55,487 --> 00:59:56,442 Maurey... 768 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:06,155 Laurabel Pierce and Coach Stebbins! 769 01:00:06,807 --> 01:00:09,116 It puts a new meaning into Welcome Wagon. 770 01:00:10,167 --> 01:00:11,316 Daddy... 771 01:00:13,407 --> 01:00:14,681 Daddy... 772 01:00:23,247 --> 01:00:26,159 How could Maurey and her mom have an abortion at the same time? 773 01:00:27,047 --> 01:00:29,356 There's only one clinic doing them for hundreds of miles... 774 01:00:29,527 --> 01:00:31,085 and then only on Saturdays. 775 01:00:32,767 --> 01:00:36,077 I bet there never was a bridge club in Idaho Falls. 776 01:00:37,327 --> 01:00:40,160 While Daddy's at the ranch taking care of the horses... 777 01:00:40,407 --> 01:00:44,195 Mom's naked with Howard Stebbins sticking his greasy thing in her. 778 01:00:50,607 --> 01:00:52,245 I hate mothers. 779 01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:11,685 Sure you don't wanna come home with us? 780 01:01:11,847 --> 01:01:15,476 I have to fix Petey's supper. Mom might not be home till late. 781 01:01:21,727 --> 01:01:22,603 Sam... 782 01:01:23,327 --> 01:01:24,555 she's barefoot. 783 01:01:25,167 --> 01:01:25,758 Oh. 784 01:01:46,287 --> 01:01:47,845 I'll see you tomorrow. 785 01:01:48,007 --> 01:01:51,886 - So are you gonna keep the baby? - I can't think about that now. 786 01:01:52,607 --> 01:01:53,483 Okay. 787 01:02:06,527 --> 01:02:08,279 What's the matter with you? 788 01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:12,397 I deserve some fun tonight. 789 01:02:14,127 --> 01:02:16,800 Raising kids is a lot of responsibility. 790 01:02:18,087 --> 01:02:19,361 How would you know? 791 01:02:21,687 --> 01:02:23,279 What does that infer? 792 01:02:26,687 --> 01:02:29,155 I didn't know she'd get pregnant. 793 01:02:31,367 --> 01:02:34,359 I've just about had it with yourjudgmental attitude. 794 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:38,684 Those kids were fourteen. 795 01:02:39,607 --> 01:02:41,438 You taught them sex games. 796 01:02:43,127 --> 01:02:44,446 Your father's right. 797 01:02:45,567 --> 01:02:48,161 Sam couldn't be worse off in military school. 798 01:02:58,887 --> 01:03:00,605 You finished with that? 799 01:03:06,887 --> 01:03:08,798 Come on, Dougie, dance with me. 800 01:03:27,007 --> 01:03:28,565 Come on, Dougie. 801 01:03:32,887 --> 01:03:33,956 Yeah... 802 01:03:48,007 --> 01:03:51,124 Who do you have to fuck in this joint to get a cup of coffee? 803 01:03:52,927 --> 01:03:54,963 I heard Hank's truck last night. 804 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:58,724 - He knows what you were doing. - So shoot me. 805 01:04:01,007 --> 01:04:01,837 Morning. 806 01:04:06,687 --> 01:04:09,838 Well, are you gonna have the baby? 807 01:04:11,927 --> 01:04:13,121 I guess so. 808 01:04:13,807 --> 01:04:14,717 Really? 809 01:04:15,887 --> 01:04:17,718 Why are you so happy? 810 01:04:17,927 --> 01:04:20,680 I don't know, I guess I'm ready to be a father. 811 01:04:21,167 --> 01:04:22,202 Morning, ladies. 812 01:04:25,527 --> 01:04:26,880 What's Hank doing? 813 01:04:31,687 --> 01:04:33,564 What's that he's got? 814 01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,077 It's our moose. 815 01:04:38,487 --> 01:04:41,638 - He's drunker than a skunk! - Hank doesn't drink. 816 01:04:42,127 --> 01:04:43,560 Maybe he's sick. 817 01:04:45,407 --> 01:04:46,442 Oh, shit... 818 01:04:50,247 --> 01:04:51,680 What was that about? 819 01:04:51,887 --> 01:04:55,243 - Have you lost your mind? - You all right? 820 01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:06,486 Hey, butt-face! 821 01:05:07,607 --> 01:05:09,245 Don't call me butt-face. 822 01:05:09,767 --> 01:05:11,723 Maurey's pregnant. You could've hurt her. 823 01:05:12,927 --> 01:05:14,963 Your mother's a whore. 824 01:05:16,327 --> 01:05:18,841 That still doesn't give you the right to hurt Maurey. 825 01:05:19,767 --> 01:05:20,756 I'm sorry. 826 01:05:23,127 --> 01:05:25,322 But your mother's still a whore. 827 01:05:46,127 --> 01:05:47,276 You okay? 828 01:05:50,687 --> 01:05:54,282 Another pitiful man put his hopes on you and you took him down. 829 01:05:55,327 --> 01:05:56,521 Fuck you, Sam. 830 01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:58,480 Fuck you too, Mom. 831 01:06:08,407 --> 01:06:10,557 Your parents have a really nice ranch. 832 01:06:11,007 --> 01:06:12,076 Thanks. 833 01:06:18,087 --> 01:06:19,839 Are you sure you should be doing that? 834 01:06:20,007 --> 01:06:22,999 Dad says I was born on a horse. Come on. 835 01:06:25,767 --> 01:06:27,678 You want me to get up there? 836 01:06:28,207 --> 01:06:29,526 Why not, silly? 837 01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:44,038 Is your dad suspicious yet? 838 01:06:44,607 --> 01:06:47,405 If we were older, he'd be watching you like a coyote. 839 01:06:47,567 --> 01:06:50,240 Right now, his worst fear's Lydia giving me a cigarette. 840 01:06:51,487 --> 01:06:54,240 Does your mom know you're still pregnant? 841 01:06:54,407 --> 01:06:57,558 Mom won't say a word, but she's going nuts to find out. 842 01:06:58,247 --> 01:07:00,681 She sneaks in my room when she thinks I'm asleep... 843 01:07:01,047 --> 01:07:02,924 and stares at me for hours. 844 01:07:03,487 --> 01:07:04,761 It's spooky. 845 01:07:10,607 --> 01:07:13,758 Isn't being friends much better than girlfriend and boyfriend? 846 01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:16,635 If you were my boyfriend I'd never show you this spot... 847 01:07:16,807 --> 01:07:19,275 because we might break up and then where would I be? 848 01:07:20,247 --> 01:07:21,566 Where would you be? 849 01:07:22,167 --> 01:07:24,635 Someone I don't like would know my secret. 850 01:07:26,527 --> 01:07:28,404 But I still want to have sex with you. 851 01:07:29,927 --> 01:07:33,237 We can't have sex now. You're my friend. 852 01:07:33,927 --> 01:07:36,760 I can't risk losing you for something as silly as sex. 853 01:07:37,207 --> 01:07:38,356 I'm confused. 854 01:07:44,607 --> 01:07:46,837 You bike back to town without me. 855 01:07:48,847 --> 01:07:51,805 - I think I'll talk to Dad. - Are you sure? 856 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:55,397 It's time. 857 01:07:57,647 --> 01:08:01,003 Any chance you might skip the part about who the father is? 858 01:08:02,847 --> 01:08:05,725 I'll try. But you and Lydia better lock your door tonight. 859 01:08:12,687 --> 01:08:13,403 Hi. 860 01:08:24,927 --> 01:08:26,042 Thanks, sugar. 861 01:08:28,247 --> 01:08:30,078 Maurey told her dad about the baby this afternoon. 862 01:08:31,247 --> 01:08:33,556 - What do you think he'll do? - Buddy Pierce... 863 01:08:33,807 --> 01:08:35,126 will brand your butt. 864 01:08:36,127 --> 01:08:39,483 Are you speaking literally or metaphorically? 865 01:08:50,967 --> 01:08:53,037 I'm God's gift to horses. 866 01:08:53,727 --> 01:08:54,716 Yes, sir. 867 01:08:54,887 --> 01:08:57,082 I accidentally squirted into your daughter... 868 01:08:57,607 --> 01:08:59,165 and now she's with child. 869 01:09:00,647 --> 01:09:01,875 No! 870 01:09:30,847 --> 01:09:34,203 - Can I stay till the baby comes? - Of course. 871 01:09:35,967 --> 01:09:37,798 So, how'd it go with your dad? 872 01:09:37,967 --> 01:09:41,039 He said I'm a slut and he's ashamed I'm his daughter. 873 01:09:42,567 --> 01:09:45,525 You just surprised him. Give him a few days, he'll come around. 874 01:09:46,167 --> 01:09:50,080 No, he won't. Daddy has morals and I don't. 875 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:53,716 I'll sleep on the couch. 876 01:09:54,487 --> 01:09:57,559 No. That's too far away. 877 01:09:58,967 --> 01:10:01,925 Sleep here on the floor, in case I need you. 878 01:10:19,447 --> 01:10:21,597 All your life I've tried to set an example... 879 01:10:21,767 --> 01:10:23,917 of how to deal with public disapproval. 880 01:10:25,247 --> 01:10:27,203 It's time to show what you've learned, honey. 881 01:11:03,647 --> 01:11:05,922 I feel like Lee Harvey Oswald. 882 01:11:06,807 --> 01:11:08,843 It's like we have the ultimate cooties. 883 01:11:09,647 --> 01:11:11,285 See you at lunch hour, Sammy boy. 884 01:11:40,007 --> 01:11:43,204 Sorry I got Maurey pregnant while we were going steady. 885 01:12:19,727 --> 01:12:20,682 Sam... 886 01:12:23,927 --> 01:12:26,361 - Did she tell on me? - Tell on you? 887 01:12:27,167 --> 01:12:29,601 Does her father know about, you know? 888 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:31,964 That you and her mom shared an abortion? 889 01:12:35,327 --> 01:12:36,362 No. 890 01:12:37,047 --> 01:12:40,039 She loves her dad too much to tell him you screwed her mom. 891 01:12:41,047 --> 01:12:44,357 I haven't talked to Laurabel since the day at the clinic. 892 01:12:44,607 --> 01:12:45,835 Tell Maurey that. 893 01:12:46,927 --> 01:12:49,395 So you got her an abortion, then dumped her. 894 01:12:50,087 --> 01:12:52,078 Wasn't that what I was supposed to do? 895 01:12:59,127 --> 01:13:00,958 How'd everybody find out? 896 01:13:01,447 --> 01:13:04,041 Now I've told Dad, it doesn't matter who else knows. 897 01:13:04,327 --> 01:13:06,887 - So who did you tell? - Him. 898 01:13:10,407 --> 01:13:12,443 Sammy boy, how's it shaking? 899 01:13:14,007 --> 01:13:15,360 - About the same. - Good. 900 01:13:16,727 --> 01:13:20,402 Still on for Friday night? "Town Without Pity" is on at the movies. 901 01:13:21,047 --> 01:13:24,835 Bring Chuckette, and maybe Saturday we'll go parkin'. 902 01:13:26,207 --> 01:13:27,845 I don't know. I'd have to ask Chuckette. 903 01:13:28,047 --> 01:13:29,924 He'd have to ask Chuckette. 904 01:13:30,487 --> 01:13:32,921 This boy gets any funnier, they'll put him on the TV. 905 01:13:38,567 --> 01:13:41,286 How come Dothan didn't beat me up at lunch? 906 01:13:41,447 --> 01:13:43,119 He's an understanding guy. 907 01:13:43,727 --> 01:13:46,366 And I said I'd break up with him if he was mean to you. 908 01:13:49,447 --> 01:13:52,280 Spring in Wyoming lasts about two weeks... 909 01:13:52,487 --> 01:13:55,206 and is marked by mud and rampant pregnancy. 910 01:13:56,647 --> 01:13:58,399 With all of nature knocked-up... 911 01:13:58,567 --> 01:14:00,558 Maurey and I felt r¡ght at home. 912 01:14:01,007 --> 01:14:04,682 We discovered the best thing about being ostracised by the town.... 913 01:14:05,007 --> 01:14:06,963 is that people leave you alone. 914 01:14:09,167 --> 01:14:12,239 With Hank gone, Lydia was crankier than usual. 915 01:14:13,887 --> 01:14:17,163 And the rising heat d¡dn't help Maurey's mood much either. 916 01:14:20,487 --> 01:14:24,275 She said be¡ng pregnant was wretched. But the truth is.... 917 01:14:24,607 --> 01:14:26,325 ¡t didn't bother me that much. 918 01:14:26,647 --> 01:14:28,683 I'm going for a bike ride, wanna come? 919 01:14:29,367 --> 01:14:30,322 Sure. 920 01:14:46,047 --> 01:14:48,117 Do you brush your teeth every day? 921 01:14:48,487 --> 01:14:49,636 Yes, Mom. 922 01:14:50,607 --> 01:14:53,326 And use a fresh towel after every shower. 923 01:14:53,727 --> 01:14:54,955 I will. 924 01:14:58,527 --> 01:14:59,482 Bye. 925 01:15:08,927 --> 01:15:11,566 I can't believe you're bringing Dothan. 926 01:15:13,487 --> 01:15:16,240 He's my boyfriend. Be nice to him. 927 01:15:20,287 --> 01:15:22,562 - What happened to your arm? - My Daddy broke it. 928 01:15:23,807 --> 01:15:25,923 Why would he do that? 929 01:15:26,767 --> 01:15:30,077 - 'Cause I was mouthing off. - So he broke your arm? 930 01:15:30,807 --> 01:15:33,241 I deserved it. Can we just drop it? 931 01:15:34,887 --> 01:15:35,797 Dropped. 932 01:15:40,967 --> 01:15:42,002 Howdy, folks! 933 01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:44,079 You're gonna be glad you came today. 934 01:15:44,367 --> 01:15:46,483 We got a real good rodeo here in Gro Vont. 935 01:15:46,687 --> 01:15:49,759 It rained earlier, but the sun's out now. 936 01:15:49,927 --> 01:15:52,157 Mud and blood's what rodeo's all about. 937 01:15:59,207 --> 01:16:01,243 Let's have a big hand for Joe Brannigan. 938 01:16:01,527 --> 01:16:03,358 A b¡g hand's all he's gonna win today. 939 01:16:11,407 --> 01:16:14,877 The mastery of a horse is just competitive sex. 940 01:16:15,647 --> 01:16:17,956 Proof that man can subjugate anything wild... 941 01:16:18,127 --> 01:16:20,687 and beautiful once he gets it between his legs. 942 01:16:20,847 --> 01:16:23,725 And then they win a belt buckle for lasting 8 seconds. 943 01:16:24,447 --> 01:16:27,723 Next contestant is Hank Elkrunne.... 944 01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:29,639 right here from Gro Vont. 945 01:16:30,287 --> 01:16:31,515 All right, Hank! 946 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:43,562 That time puts Hank Elkrunner ¡n the lead! 947 01:16:44,007 --> 01:16:46,157 I fail to see how hurling a dumb animal... 948 01:16:46,327 --> 01:16:48,522 to the earth makes a man the object of mass approval. 949 01:16:48,887 --> 01:16:50,479 Thank you kindly, Hank. 950 01:16:50,687 --> 01:16:52,996 - Looks like a stud to me. - Thanks, folks. 951 01:17:11,487 --> 01:17:13,603 Ladies and gentlemen, just stay calm... 952 01:17:16,687 --> 01:17:17,961 Give me some help here. 953 01:17:18,487 --> 01:17:19,522 Get help, he's hurt! 954 01:17:19,727 --> 01:17:23,037 - I should see about Mom. - I'll go with you. 955 01:17:24,727 --> 01:17:26,524 It's unfortunate that these th¡ngs happen... 956 01:17:26,847 --> 01:17:28,439 Come on, move it. 957 01:17:31,687 --> 01:17:33,245 Watch him. Easy, easy. 958 01:17:33,847 --> 01:17:35,200 I'll be back in a bit. 959 01:17:36,007 --> 01:17:38,077 Thanks, fellas, he's gonna be fine. 960 01:17:43,767 --> 01:17:44,483 Momma... 961 01:17:44,887 --> 01:17:46,639 I have to clean the floor before Buddy... 962 01:17:46,807 --> 01:17:48,559 gets home or he'll be angry. 963 01:17:48,807 --> 01:17:50,559 It's okay. Leave the floor till later. 964 01:17:50,727 --> 01:17:54,083 I can't leave any tracks on the linoleum. 965 01:17:59,127 --> 01:18:00,321 She's nuts. 966 01:18:01,087 --> 01:18:02,361 Oughta be locked up. 967 01:18:03,007 --> 01:18:04,406 This is your fault. 968 01:18:04,807 --> 01:18:06,206 No more than you. 969 01:18:06,407 --> 01:18:10,366 You! My baby! You killed my baby! 970 01:18:10,607 --> 01:18:12,040 What's she talking about? 971 01:18:12,207 --> 01:18:13,799 - He killed my baby! - I don't know. 972 01:18:14,047 --> 01:18:15,400 Momma, it's okay. 973 01:18:15,567 --> 01:18:17,478 - No! No! - Momma! 974 01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:19,203 Mom! 975 01:18:19,847 --> 01:18:22,441 - Mom, what are you doing? - Get this off of me! 976 01:18:23,367 --> 01:18:25,676 We have a lady up in the grandstand.... 977 01:18:25,927 --> 01:18:27,280 We need to help her. 978 01:18:27,527 --> 01:18:29,995 Someone should get her, she'll get hurt. 979 01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:31,686 Can we get some help for the lady? 980 01:18:31,847 --> 01:18:32,723 Ladies and gentlemen... 981 01:18:32,927 --> 01:18:35,487 - it'll be fine. - No! Let me go! 982 01:18:35,647 --> 01:18:38,115 Stay sitting and let the cowboys see to it. 983 01:18:39,527 --> 01:18:41,358 Thank you, Hank. Appreciate it. 984 01:18:41,567 --> 01:18:42,522 - No. - Easy, Ma'am. 985 01:18:42,687 --> 01:18:45,326 Get away from me! Get away from me... 986 01:18:45,647 --> 01:18:46,841 It's all right. 987 01:18:49,047 --> 01:18:50,400 Momma? 988 01:18:53,007 --> 01:18:54,156 Lt'll be all right. 989 01:19:02,527 --> 01:19:04,165 Buddy'll be at the hospital. 990 01:19:05,207 --> 01:19:07,118 We'll follow in case you need us. 991 01:19:09,807 --> 01:19:12,446 Pride means nothing if you lose a good man. 992 01:19:14,367 --> 01:19:15,038 Yeah. 993 01:19:38,847 --> 01:19:41,680 Will someone please explain what this pride nonsense is about? 994 01:19:42,087 --> 01:19:44,555 Life's too short for me to waste any of it. 995 01:19:47,447 --> 01:19:48,880 See you around. 996 01:20:02,807 --> 01:20:05,446 You can't get away from me, you redskin sonofabitch! 997 01:20:05,727 --> 01:20:07,843 I'm talkin' to you! Hey! 998 01:20:08,807 --> 01:20:12,004 - You think she'll get him? - Hank don't stand a chance. 999 01:20:12,567 --> 01:20:14,239 I'm your squaw, dammit! 1000 01:20:14,447 --> 01:20:16,961 Hank, listen to me! 1001 01:20:47,487 --> 01:20:50,445 Okay! Geronimo, baby! 1002 01:21:25,607 --> 01:21:26,517 Weird. 1003 01:21:36,127 --> 01:21:38,197 You know why women fake orgasms? 1004 01:21:39,687 --> 01:21:42,281 I don't give a hoot why women fake orgasms. 1005 01:21:42,687 --> 01:21:44,598 I'm not comfortable. 1006 01:21:45,647 --> 01:21:48,480 - Women fake orgasms... - Listen to the birthday girl! 1007 01:21:48,647 --> 01:21:52,117 Women fake orgasms because men fake foreplay. 1008 01:21:55,607 --> 01:21:57,996 You know, sometimes when I have a real orgasm... 1009 01:21:58,167 --> 01:22:00,965 I tell the man I faked it, just so he don't get cocky. 1010 01:22:01,447 --> 01:22:02,675 I hate cocky men! 1011 01:22:04,527 --> 01:22:07,246 My baby's gonna be raised on marshmallows. 1012 01:22:07,407 --> 01:22:10,046 I raised Sammy on Dr. Pepper and look how he turned out. 1013 01:22:10,247 --> 01:22:12,602 - I turned out okay. - Says who? 1014 01:22:24,207 --> 01:22:25,720 Get him, Hank! Get off me! 1015 01:22:26,327 --> 01:22:28,761 Get him, Hank. Get his feet! Sit on his feet! 1016 01:22:29,207 --> 01:22:31,198 Get the marshmallows. You're dead, bro! 1017 01:22:32,727 --> 01:22:34,240 No, no! 1018 01:22:36,767 --> 01:22:39,440 - Put the marshmallows in his ears! - Say uncle, say uncle. 1019 01:22:39,607 --> 01:22:40,323 No. 1020 01:22:40,887 --> 01:22:44,084 - Hi-ho Silver! Away! - Delores! 1021 01:22:50,287 --> 01:22:51,322 Get up, Sam. 1022 01:22:53,687 --> 01:22:54,881 I said get on your feet. 1023 01:22:56,207 --> 01:22:58,402 Samuel, get on your feet. 1024 01:23:00,327 --> 01:23:04,286 This is your Sunday uniform at the Custer Military Academy. 1025 01:23:05,327 --> 01:23:09,036 As soon as you clear that muck out of your ear... 1026 01:23:10,167 --> 01:23:12,123 - go in the house and put it on. - Daddy? 1027 01:23:12,327 --> 01:23:15,319 Be silent, girl. We're going home now. 1028 01:23:15,527 --> 01:23:18,246 We will place Samuel at Custer and then you and I... 1029 01:23:18,407 --> 01:23:20,602 will proceed on to Greensboro. 1030 01:23:21,007 --> 01:23:23,123 Wait a second. We can't go home. 1031 01:23:23,287 --> 01:23:24,481 We're having a baby. 1032 01:23:25,887 --> 01:23:28,765 I'm sure that little girl has a mother of her own. 1033 01:23:28,967 --> 01:23:30,764 My mother's in a nut house. 1034 01:23:31,007 --> 01:23:34,966 Be that as it may, you've made your bed and now you'll lie in it. 1035 01:23:35,127 --> 01:23:39,086 I will not stand by and see my grandson snared by a spider. 1036 01:23:39,647 --> 01:23:42,559 - Maurey's not a spider. - I told you to be silent. 1037 01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:44,997 I won't. Youjust can't come here and ruin everything. 1038 01:23:45,167 --> 01:23:47,635 This is our home now. These people are our family. 1039 01:23:47,887 --> 01:23:49,639 Family? Ha-ha! 1040 01:23:50,047 --> 01:23:53,722 A floozy, a Kiowa and a very pregnant little girl. 1041 01:23:53,887 --> 01:23:54,842 Tell me... 1042 01:23:55,047 --> 01:23:59,006 which member of your new family's gonna pay next month's rent? 1043 01:23:59,407 --> 01:24:00,442 Blackfeet. 1044 01:24:04,287 --> 01:24:07,120 Just exactly what is that supposed to mean? 1045 01:24:07,327 --> 01:24:10,080 I'm Blackfeet, not Kiowa. 1046 01:24:11,247 --> 01:24:13,966 I understand you live in a one-room trailer. 1047 01:24:14,567 --> 01:24:18,162 You think she's gonna like living there and carrying your papooses? 1048 01:24:18,327 --> 01:24:20,477 Daddy, you're such an asshole. 1049 01:24:20,647 --> 01:24:21,921 Oh, that could be. 1050 01:24:22,127 --> 01:24:25,164 When you get to the point where you can pay your way in life... 1051 01:24:25,327 --> 01:24:29,206 you can live anywhere you want, in any disgusting manner you want. 1052 01:24:29,407 --> 01:24:33,286 But as long as I'm paying the bills, you will do as I dictate. 1053 01:24:33,447 --> 01:24:34,926 Is that understood? 1054 01:24:35,087 --> 01:24:37,476 Go in and put your uniform on. 1055 01:24:38,487 --> 01:24:41,047 You don't have a lot to say about it. 1056 01:25:02,047 --> 01:25:04,003 I decided l¡fe is a gyp. 1057 01:25:04,167 --> 01:25:06,476 Why couldn't people just do what I wanted? 1058 01:25:09,567 --> 01:25:12,798 Maurey wasn't ¡n love with me, not in the right way. 1059 01:25:12,967 --> 01:25:15,527 If we were in love like Romeo and Juliet... 1060 01:25:15,687 --> 01:25:17,325 we could fight caspar. 1061 01:25:17,487 --> 01:25:20,843 We could flee to the mountains, or cha¡n ourselves to a rock. 1062 01:25:21,087 --> 01:25:25,000 Romeo and Juliet were 14, and no-one treated them l¡ke kids. 1063 01:25:25,967 --> 01:25:28,606 Butof course, they died at the end. 1064 01:25:32,887 --> 01:25:35,196 How'd you get here from town? 1065 01:25:35,887 --> 01:25:37,002 Hank brought me. 1066 01:25:37,367 --> 01:25:39,039 He's at the ranch talking to Dad. 1067 01:25:40,727 --> 01:25:42,558 Your grandfather isn't happy with you. 1068 01:25:43,687 --> 01:25:45,518 I'll never put on that uniform. Never. 1069 01:25:46,087 --> 01:25:47,406 Yes, you will. 1070 01:25:48,047 --> 01:25:50,800 You and Lydia are both hopeless and we all know it. 1071 01:25:52,247 --> 01:25:54,397 I won't leave you and the baby. 1072 01:25:54,567 --> 01:25:57,877 I'll hide in the mountains and live on bushes and frogs if I must. 1073 01:25:58,527 --> 01:26:00,404 We made a mistake. 1074 01:26:01,247 --> 01:26:03,841 The baby's coming whether anybody's ready or not. 1075 01:26:08,007 --> 01:26:09,963 Don't be sad, Sam. 1076 01:26:11,527 --> 01:26:13,995 No matter how bad everything is... 1077 01:26:14,167 --> 01:26:16,123 you and I will have a baby. 1078 01:26:16,607 --> 01:26:20,077 You'll be 18 in 4 years, then you can come back. 1079 01:26:23,767 --> 01:26:25,359 Come on. 1080 01:26:26,207 --> 01:26:26,923 Come on. 1081 01:26:29,727 --> 01:26:30,955 - I'm gonna get you. - No! No! 1082 01:26:31,127 --> 01:26:32,719 - Watch out! - You're going in the water. 1083 01:26:34,727 --> 01:26:35,523 Sam? 1084 01:26:35,807 --> 01:26:38,367 - Are you okay? - Ljust felt the baby. 1085 01:26:53,047 --> 01:26:56,357 Congratulations, Mr. Pierce. You're a grandfather. 1086 01:26:56,607 --> 01:26:58,438 - All right. - What about me? 1087 01:27:05,127 --> 01:27:06,480 You have a daughter. 1088 01:27:26,327 --> 01:27:27,760 Her name's Shannon. 1089 01:27:28,527 --> 01:27:29,880 That's pretty. 1090 01:27:30,887 --> 01:27:31,956 Can I touch her? 1091 01:27:34,487 --> 01:27:36,876 Okay, but be gentle. Babies aren't footballs. 1092 01:27:37,087 --> 01:27:39,476 Yeah. They don't travel as far when you kick 'em. 1093 01:27:40,527 --> 01:27:41,846 That's not funny, Sam. 1094 01:27:55,367 --> 01:27:58,757 I hope she grows up to have my looks and Dad's brains. 1095 01:28:00,807 --> 01:28:03,719 - What about me? - She'll have your heart. 1096 01:28:05,607 --> 01:28:08,326 It's hard to see how goo on a sock could lead to this. 1097 01:28:09,687 --> 01:28:11,518 Pretty cool, huh? 1098 01:28:12,047 --> 01:28:13,002 Yeah. 1099 01:28:30,127 --> 01:28:32,322 - I wanna go home. - After we eat. 1100 01:28:35,887 --> 01:28:38,799 I can't go in there. My grandfather will kidnap me. 1101 01:28:39,687 --> 01:28:41,837 Your grandfather won't kidnap you. 1102 01:28:42,407 --> 01:28:45,046 He'll take me straight to Custer Military Academy. 1103 01:28:45,687 --> 01:28:47,120 I won't let him. 1104 01:28:49,127 --> 01:28:49,957 Come on. 1105 01:28:53,847 --> 01:28:55,041 Hi, Sam. 1106 01:29:04,087 --> 01:29:06,601 - So, what'd she name the baby? - Shannon. 1107 01:29:07,127 --> 01:29:10,039 My god, that'll never do. 1108 01:29:10,647 --> 01:29:12,478 My baby's name is Shannon. 1109 01:29:12,647 --> 01:29:15,445 Who do I have to fuck in this joint to get a cup of coffee? 1110 01:29:15,647 --> 01:29:18,002 Keep your pants zipped, Jack! 1111 01:29:18,887 --> 01:29:19,842 Mom? 1112 01:29:20,487 --> 01:29:22,364 Mutual trust and respect, Sam. 1113 01:29:22,527 --> 01:29:24,961 Always remember what our relationship is based on. 1114 01:29:25,127 --> 01:29:27,277 I may have a granddaughter, but I'm not thirty yet. 1115 01:29:28,327 --> 01:29:31,160 - You can't work here, Lydia. - Watch me. 1116 01:29:31,807 --> 01:29:35,766 She won't last a month. First time she breaks a fingernail... 1117 01:29:36,047 --> 01:29:39,517 - she'll come home to Daddy. - Fat chance, Daddy. 1118 01:29:40,847 --> 01:29:42,644 So does this mean I don't have to go to Custer? 1119 01:29:42,847 --> 01:29:45,077 That's right. As long as we pay our own way... 1120 01:29:45,247 --> 01:29:47,522 the old goat can't force us anywhere. 1121 01:29:47,727 --> 01:29:50,719 - She'll never pay the rent on tips. - Dot does. 1122 01:29:50,967 --> 01:29:53,640 I'm moving in, too. Selling my trailer and coming to town. 1123 01:29:54,287 --> 01:29:55,766 Maurey's family'll help pay our rent. 1124 01:29:56,567 --> 01:29:58,046 Maurey's moving in? 1125 01:29:58,207 --> 01:30:00,516 Part-time, while Buddy's at the ranch. 1126 01:30:00,967 --> 01:30:03,003 Now. What can I get you fellas? 1127 01:30:03,247 --> 01:30:06,045 I don't have all day to chit-chat with the rabble. 1128 01:30:28,247 --> 01:30:31,876 Sam Callahan, I wanna have your baby. 1129 01:30:32,727 --> 01:30:34,524 We all wanna have your baby. 1130 01:30:35,487 --> 01:30:38,081 We want you to be the Dad of a new generation. 1131 01:30:39,527 --> 01:30:42,917 I'm sorry, I'd love to father your child. 1132 01:30:43,087 --> 01:30:45,362 But my heart belongs to my true love. 1133 01:30:45,927 --> 01:30:49,203 It's not proper to have babies by more than one girl at a time. 1134 01:30:50,687 --> 01:30:52,245 You've broken my heart. 1135 01:30:52,647 --> 01:30:53,921 Be strong. 1136 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:57,284 Someday you'll understand the theory of one man... 1137 01:30:57,687 --> 01:30:58,756 one baby. 1138 01:31:07,847 --> 01:31:10,077 I'm going to Green River after cheerleading practice... 1139 01:31:10,287 --> 01:31:12,403 so you have to handle the 6 o'clock feeding. 1140 01:31:13,167 --> 01:31:14,919 I'm the father, not the babysitter. 1141 01:31:15,687 --> 01:31:17,006 Same difference. 1142 01:31:18,527 --> 01:31:20,518 Now, be a good baby. 1143 01:31:22,927 --> 01:31:24,360 Lydia'll help you if you need anything. 1144 01:31:25,767 --> 01:31:27,359 I won't need Lydia. 1145 01:31:29,967 --> 01:31:31,639 - Bye. - Bye, Sam. 1146 01:31:36,687 --> 01:31:39,918 The future lay before Sam like the great American novel 1147 01:31:40,487 --> 01:31:42,159 just waiting to be written. 1148 01:31:42,567 --> 01:31:45,479 Lyd¡a would marry Hank and join the Welcome Wagon. 1149 01:31:45,807 --> 01:31:47,684 Maurey would grow to love Sam... 1150 01:31:47,847 --> 01:31:49,758 the way mothers are supposed to love fathers. 1151 01:31:50,007 --> 01:31:53,602 Shannon would grow up beautiful, talented and virginal. 1152 01:31:54,727 --> 01:31:57,036 Sam knew the trail ahead would be long... 1153 01:31:57,207 --> 01:31:59,437 steep and littered w¡th horse manure... 1154 01:31:59,967 --> 01:32:01,559 but he was ready now. 1155 01:32:01,727 --> 01:32:05,436 Because somehow, some way, the waitress, the Indian... 1156 01:32:05,607 --> 01:32:09,236 the cheerleader and the 15- father 1157 01:32:10,287 --> 01:32:12,755 They were the American fam¡ly.