1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Downloaded from RARBG 2 00:00:38,795 --> 00:00:41,518 Welcome, everybody, to the hottest ski week in the world. 3 00:00:41,598 --> 00:00:44,587 It's the annual spring ski pageant and ski school director, 4 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:46,323 Reid janssen, kicks things off 5 00:00:46,403 --> 00:00:48,923 with an exhibition of skiing that we've come to expect from him. 6 00:00:48,972 --> 00:00:51,394 Yes, Reid has made this pageant his own. 7 00:00:51,474 --> 00:00:56,480 Five grueling days for whom Reid janssen calls "serious skiers only." 8 00:01:07,991 --> 00:01:09,702 For Reid janssen, winning isn't everything, 9 00:01:09,726 --> 00:01:12,515 it's the only thing, and the competition here is fierce. 10 00:01:12,595 --> 00:01:14,073 Each instructor is determined to prove 11 00:01:14,097 --> 00:01:16,353 that he and his ski school section are the best, 12 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:19,956 and Reid himself appears more determined than ever to let no one dethrone him. 13 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,339 Come on, let's go! Bend your knees, bend your knees! 14 00:01:23,807 --> 00:01:26,329 I'm sure the last skier to beat Reid, Dave marshak, 15 00:01:26,409 --> 00:01:29,399 head instructor for section 8, is preparing to do just that, 16 00:01:29,479 --> 00:01:33,860 although he's curiously missing from Reid's pre-pageant ski exhibition. 17 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:01,498 Slalom, downhill and freestyle. 18 00:02:01,578 --> 00:02:02,932 Skiing is what it's all about 19 00:02:03,012 --> 00:02:05,502 and this week promises to be a memorable one. 20 00:02:05,582 --> 00:02:08,405 The instructors will soon have their ski school recruits before them, 21 00:02:08,485 --> 00:02:10,840 so they are no doubt busy trying to figure out a way 22 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,992 to defeat king of the mountain Reid janssen. 23 00:02:42,986 --> 00:02:45,592 - We are leaving, now. - Cool out, Reid. 24 00:02:48,491 --> 00:02:50,562 - How. - Hi, Dave. 25 00:02:52,495 --> 00:02:53,769 Hi, Reid. 26 00:02:55,899 --> 00:02:57,173 Shut up. 27 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:01,191 I say this is your last year. And there's nothing you can do about it. 28 00:03:01,271 --> 00:03:02,292 You're too late, Reid. 29 00:03:02,372 --> 00:03:05,182 I've already put into motion an elaborate plan, 30 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,464 a series of events diabolically designed 31 00:03:07,544 --> 00:03:11,014 to rid this mountain of you and your satanic presence forever. 32 00:03:11,414 --> 00:03:14,437 Before you think about getting me off this mountain, 33 00:03:14,517 --> 00:03:16,520 you're gonna have to win first. 34 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:18,693 - Okay. - Okay. 35 00:03:20,223 --> 00:03:22,260 Have you seen your recruits yet? 36 00:03:22,859 --> 00:03:24,566 - Recruits? - Recruits? 37 00:03:28,765 --> 00:03:29,819 Who are you people? 38 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:33,207 I'm ed. 39 00:03:33,836 --> 00:03:36,681 Wow. We're gonna need all the help we can get. 40 00:04:09,172 --> 00:04:11,277 Sorry. Excuse me. 41 00:04:11,874 --> 00:04:13,251 It's okay. 42 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:18,381 Come on, Lori. 43 00:04:19,249 --> 00:04:21,571 He's cute, but look, there's first section. 44 00:04:21,651 --> 00:04:23,028 Oh, yeah. 45 00:04:29,859 --> 00:04:31,147 - What's your name? - Paige. 46 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,331 Next. 47 00:04:33,363 --> 00:04:34,899 I'm here to register. 48 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,072 Name? 49 00:04:39,802 --> 00:04:40,906 Roland. 50 00:04:42,705 --> 00:04:47,211 Roland. First name, John. Montana. 51 00:04:48,544 --> 00:04:51,184 That's a long way, Roland comma John. 52 00:04:51,848 --> 00:04:52,869 Where do you ski? 53 00:04:52,949 --> 00:04:56,761 This little place in Montana. You probably never heard of it. 54 00:04:57,053 --> 00:05:00,364 Did you ever ski sun valley? Jackson? 55 00:05:02,692 --> 00:05:03,727 No. 56 00:05:05,862 --> 00:05:07,364 Who do you ski with? 57 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,266 Mostly myself. 58 00:05:11,434 --> 00:05:12,743 Yourself. 59 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:16,783 And I suppose you think you can ski with us. 60 00:05:18,808 --> 00:05:22,278 Well, you guys are supposedly the best, aren't you? 61 00:05:23,646 --> 00:05:26,855 No, we are the best. We're talking about you. 62 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,025 Maybe this'll help. 63 00:05:34,991 --> 00:05:36,800 A letter of recommendation! 64 00:05:38,895 --> 00:05:42,070 - How sweet. - Look, I came here to ski, all right? 65 00:05:43,599 --> 00:05:46,705 Yeah, well, you paid your money, so you'll ski. 66 00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:48,424 But not with us. 67 00:05:48,504 --> 00:05:50,416 Well, then who do I ski with? 68 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:55,145 - Roland. That would be... - Section 8, wouldn't it be, Derek? 69 00:05:56,179 --> 00:05:58,887 Right, Reid. Section 8. 70 00:05:59,248 --> 00:06:04,323 You go out the door, take two rights, it's behind us. 71 00:06:11,994 --> 00:06:15,485 "O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I! 72 00:06:15,565 --> 00:06:19,689 "Is it not monstrous that this player here, 73 00:06:19,769 --> 00:06:22,125 "but in a fiction, in a dream of passion, 74 00:06:22,205 --> 00:06:25,448 "could force his soul so to his own conceit... 75 00:06:27,276 --> 00:06:28,653 "For what? 76 00:06:29,112 --> 00:06:30,400 "For hecuba! 77 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,769 "What is hecuba to him, or he to hecuba, 78 00:06:32,849 --> 00:06:34,385 "that he should weep for her? 79 00:06:36,452 --> 00:06:37,974 "He would drown the stage with tears 80 00:06:38,054 --> 00:06:40,376 "cleave the general ear with horrid speech, 81 00:06:40,456 --> 00:06:43,279 "make mad the guilty and appall the free, 82 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,647 "the play's the thing 83 00:06:44,727 --> 00:06:47,483 "wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king." 84 00:06:48,998 --> 00:06:50,253 Let's go skiing. 85 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,643 - Hit some slopes or what? - Yeah, right. 86 00:07:58,367 --> 00:08:00,556 God. See that? 87 00:08:00,636 --> 00:08:02,392 - Well, it wasn't bad. - He really... 88 00:08:02,472 --> 00:08:04,560 - Did you see that? - We saw that, but it was... 89 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:05,828 He was... he was all right. 90 00:08:05,908 --> 00:08:07,597 - I saw that. - It was passable. 91 00:08:07,677 --> 00:08:09,350 - Are you erect? - Can we do that? 92 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:11,501 Warm-ups are over and it's time 93 00:08:11,581 --> 00:08:16,155 for the all star ski school individual and team competitions to begin. 94 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:19,976 The first event will be the slalom. 95 00:08:20,056 --> 00:08:24,471 And stepping into gate number one for section 8 is Fitz Fitzgerald. 96 00:08:24,894 --> 00:08:28,151 And in gate number two, it's erich blor wearing the red uniform 97 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:30,040 of first section. 98 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:34,490 Come on, push it, push it! Come on! 99 00:08:34,570 --> 00:08:37,527 Skiers are competing for spots in Sunday's final competition 100 00:08:37,607 --> 00:08:41,111 where all times are applied towards determination of the team cup winner. 101 00:08:42,645 --> 00:08:45,683 Next up is Derek Stevens of first section. 102 00:08:48,684 --> 00:08:51,790 And opposite him is ed young from section 8. 103 00:08:52,522 --> 00:08:55,278 Erich and Derek give first section a strong two-three punch 104 00:08:55,358 --> 00:08:57,770 behind leader, Reid janssen. 105 00:09:01,564 --> 00:09:04,120 Stepping in now is the chief instructor of section 8 106 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,443 and former individual champion, Dave marshak. 107 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:10,460 While marshak is always one to ski well, 108 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:12,261 particularly in the freestyle event, 109 00:09:12,341 --> 00:09:15,345 the team cup has always eluded him. 110 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,570 Next up is director of the all star ski school 111 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:23,306 and the man who sets the standard for others to follow, 112 00:09:23,386 --> 00:09:25,992 number one, Reid janssen. 113 00:09:32,161 --> 00:09:35,785 Reid crosses the finish line with a time of 29.55 seconds, 114 00:09:35,865 --> 00:09:38,573 the only skier under 30 seconds so far. 115 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:39,889 That's him! 116 00:09:39,969 --> 00:09:41,380 - Yeah? - Yeah! 117 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:44,093 The final skier of the day is a late arrival, John Roland, 118 00:09:44,173 --> 00:09:46,162 skiing for section 8. 119 00:09:52,815 --> 00:09:54,954 - Go, go, go! - Go, John, go! 120 00:09:55,051 --> 00:09:58,931 Well, this newcomer could be a welcome addition for Dave marshak. 121 00:09:59,956 --> 00:10:03,279 But it's too soon to tell if Roland is only a one-day wonder 122 00:10:03,359 --> 00:10:06,898 or if he'll fit in with the rigors of the competition. 123 00:10:12,702 --> 00:10:16,559 29.898 seconds is John Roland's finishing time, 124 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:18,812 putting him in second place. 125 00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:30,406 Here you go. 126 00:10:30,486 --> 00:10:32,591 - Great! - Stick with us, kid, you'll go far. 127 00:10:35,057 --> 00:10:37,037 Push, push, push, push! 128 00:10:38,194 --> 00:10:41,417 How could you let one of those idiots even contend with us? 129 00:10:41,497 --> 00:10:44,487 That guy was pretty good. How come he's not skiing with us? 130 00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:46,522 Shut up, you pussy. 131 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,090 How do you expect to impress anybody 132 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:50,878 with the way you looked on the hill today, huh? 133 00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:56,622 Ken, you wanna get over there and do sets with Derek? 134 00:10:57,246 --> 00:10:59,453 You ladies look nice today. 135 00:11:01,784 --> 00:11:03,239 Level eight? 136 00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:06,630 What is this, lawn bowling, huh? Move it to 12, come on! 137 00:11:07,089 --> 00:11:08,261 Eight? 138 00:11:08,424 --> 00:11:11,480 And you, come on, move your knees, let's go! Move it! 139 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:14,307 Help. Help. Guys? 140 00:11:14,764 --> 00:11:16,641 Guys, help! 141 00:11:17,299 --> 00:11:18,471 Help! 142 00:11:20,469 --> 00:11:22,858 Here, I'll help you with those. They look really heavy. 143 00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:24,460 - Thanks. - Hey, 144 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:28,386 did you know you have really big muscles? 145 00:11:29,178 --> 00:11:30,700 - You do. - Thanks. Yeah, thanks. 146 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:32,701 - I'll get up now. - Okay, thanks. 147 00:11:32,782 --> 00:11:35,692 I did not mean to do that. No. 148 00:11:40,089 --> 00:11:41,193 Guys. 149 00:11:42,058 --> 00:11:43,512 - I'm... I'm sorry. - That's okay. 150 00:11:43,592 --> 00:11:45,936 Go away, I'm busy. I did not... 151 00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:49,452 Howdy, boys! 152 00:11:49,532 --> 00:11:52,121 - What are you doing here? - I'm an ambassador of goodwill. 153 00:11:52,201 --> 00:11:53,255 And who might you be? 154 00:11:53,335 --> 00:11:56,058 Trying to cop a cheap feel at the expense of my lady? 155 00:11:56,138 --> 00:11:59,695 I'm simply helping a damsel in aerobic distress. 156 00:11:59,775 --> 00:12:05,935 What kind of men are you who leave a struggling young lady 157 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:08,188 without anyone to spot her? 158 00:12:09,251 --> 00:12:10,321 Shut up. 159 00:12:10,786 --> 00:12:12,875 Wait, wait, I know who you are. 160 00:12:12,955 --> 00:12:14,343 Throw his ass out. 161 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,979 Go ahead. Do with me what you will. 162 00:12:17,059 --> 00:12:19,938 Beat me savagely and leave me in the gutter to die. 163 00:12:21,831 --> 00:12:25,370 Someday we will run naked under a full moon! 164 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:28,307 Scum. 165 00:12:30,106 --> 00:12:33,212 Don't worry, Paulette, it'll never happen again. 166 00:12:41,684 --> 00:12:42,822 Okay. 167 00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:47,332 I hope I don't have to be the one to tell you this, 168 00:12:47,356 --> 00:12:51,236 but ski school is not about learning how to ski. 169 00:12:52,128 --> 00:12:53,649 You must be ed. 170 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,918 Okay, party at the lodge at 7:00, 171 00:12:55,998 --> 00:12:58,608 courtesy of our esteemed ski school director. 172 00:13:00,603 --> 00:13:03,793 Hot tubs at 11:30, contents tba. 173 00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:06,062 Let the games begin! 174 00:13:06,142 --> 00:13:08,782 Okay, how many for chocolate hot tubs? 175 00:13:09,011 --> 00:13:10,115 Duh! 176 00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:15,128 What are we gonna fill the hot tubs with? 177 00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:16,418 Women? 178 00:13:17,119 --> 00:13:19,929 Good, good. Glad to have you with us. 179 00:13:20,356 --> 00:13:21,633 Now, I don't know why you all came here, 180 00:13:21,657 --> 00:13:25,002 but I suspect a couple of you wanna sleep with me. 181 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:27,683 And, frankly, that scares me. 182 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,923 Entertain no fears. We'll have you hooked up in no time 183 00:13:29,999 --> 00:13:32,844 with what, to what, I'm not exactly sure. 184 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,249 Anybody have anything else to add? Johnny? 185 00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:40,396 - Let's win the race tomorrow. - Of course, absolutely, win the race. 186 00:13:40,476 --> 00:13:43,566 Any ideas on how we are going to win this race? 187 00:13:43,646 --> 00:13:44,750 Partying. 188 00:13:45,214 --> 00:13:46,784 Party. 189 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:49,071 Party. 190 00:13:49,151 --> 00:13:50,840 Party. 191 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,422 Party. 192 00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:55,933 Party! 193 00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:09,072 - This is not a party. - It's a still life. 194 00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:13,062 Everyone still has their clothing on. 195 00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:16,232 Oh, my god. I think I've heard this song at my dentist's office. 196 00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:17,867 I don't know if I can do this, Dave. 197 00:14:17,947 --> 00:14:20,058 This is totally and emphatically against my principles. 198 00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:22,338 No one said it was gonna be easy. 199 00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:25,274 Now look closely, my friends, because what you are seeing 200 00:14:25,354 --> 00:14:27,493 is the beginning of the end. 201 00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:31,747 And it's up to us to do something about it. Who's with me? Me. 202 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,101 - Me. - Me. 203 00:14:33,495 --> 00:14:34,517 Welcome to my kingdom. 204 00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:37,305 I will bed you all before the night is through. 205 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:48,852 Pardon me. 206 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,791 Just a minute, that's my wine. 207 00:15:01,223 --> 00:15:02,964 I'll be right back. 208 00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:06,797 Paulette, I'm looking forward to it. 209 00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:14,074 Do you have the time? 210 00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,976 Time? Of course. 211 00:15:19,775 --> 00:15:22,097 I'm... I'm sorry. 212 00:15:22,177 --> 00:15:23,457 - No, it's okay, no, no. - I'm... 213 00:15:23,512 --> 00:15:26,652 I'm just gonna run upstairs and change, okay? It's okay. 214 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:31,656 Change? What a good idea. 215 00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:41,134 Definite possibilities. 216 00:15:43,499 --> 00:15:46,989 And the only thing holding us back is gravity. 217 00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:49,024 She's not interested. 218 00:15:49,104 --> 00:15:50,947 You are. Here, have a carrot. 219 00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:13,933 You're registered with the ski school, right? 220 00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:15,731 Yeah. 221 00:16:16,231 --> 00:16:21,442 Maybe I could give you some personal instruction. 222 00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:24,284 I could, too. 223 00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:27,052 No, thanks. I think I can manage. 224 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:31,155 Hey, we're first section. 225 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,002 Hey. 226 00:16:33,082 --> 00:16:35,653 What does that mean, "first section"? 227 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:40,161 You know, first section. 228 00:16:42,491 --> 00:16:43,765 Johnny. 229 00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:56,716 Thanks, but no thanks. 230 00:17:03,912 --> 00:17:06,154 Damn it, who's messing with the lights? 231 00:17:20,129 --> 00:17:21,199 Where did he go? 232 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:27,504 Hello? Oh, it's you. 233 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:34,029 Well, Reid was telling some of his friends that he was gonna sleep with me tonight. 234 00:17:34,109 --> 00:17:35,887 I don't know. I haven't made up my mind, you know? 235 00:17:35,911 --> 00:17:38,968 I don't think it's worth playing games with him. 236 00:17:39,048 --> 00:17:42,071 Well, of course there's someone else. 237 00:17:42,151 --> 00:17:46,742 He's... he's really cute and I think his name is Fritz or Fitz. 238 00:17:46,822 --> 00:17:48,210 I'm in love. 239 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,335 - I'm all shook up. - I know he doesn't have any money, 240 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:54,205 but I don't know, there's just... There's something about him. 241 00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:58,302 Listen, I'm gonna get dressed and I'll call you downstairs. Bye. 242 00:18:02,204 --> 00:18:04,377 Paulette, you're killing me. 243 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,251 You're killing me. 244 00:18:09,178 --> 00:18:11,420 Not now, Dave. Not... not now. 245 00:18:40,676 --> 00:18:43,350 Someone's trying to make me look bad. 246 00:19:07,803 --> 00:19:10,159 A couple of up-tempo songs like this... 247 00:19:10,239 --> 00:19:12,810 This party could get out of control. 248 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,983 Let's check it out. 249 00:19:40,969 --> 00:19:43,092 Hey, buddy, looks like you're out of here. Come on! 250 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,359 Yeah, you heard what he said. 251 00:19:44,439 --> 00:19:46,862 - Come on, let's go... - Guys, I'm telling you, 252 00:19:46,942 --> 00:19:48,945 this isn't good for your Karma! 253 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:55,122 Dick wad. 254 00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:57,793 Play with these, fag. 255 00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:08,467 Obviously not music lovers. 256 00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:12,688 Perhaps the end is closer than I thought. 257 00:20:12,768 --> 00:20:14,523 They leave us with no alternative. 258 00:20:14,603 --> 00:20:16,606 Well, you know what this means. 259 00:20:18,874 --> 00:20:22,253 - Payback. Yes, I think so. - Payback. Yes, I think so. 260 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,189 Should we be doing this? 261 00:20:33,755 --> 00:20:35,997 I don't know. We'll find out. 262 00:20:37,526 --> 00:20:39,403 Oh, look, champagne. 263 00:20:40,128 --> 00:20:41,732 Looks expensive. 264 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:47,089 I don't think anyone will mind. 265 00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:49,479 Here's a way to keep you warm tonight. 266 00:20:50,272 --> 00:20:51,376 What? 267 00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:57,989 Oh, right. 268 00:21:03,418 --> 00:21:05,625 Why are you looking at me like that? 269 00:21:07,456 --> 00:21:08,628 Sorry. 270 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,496 It's all right. 271 00:21:14,696 --> 00:21:16,285 I think I hear someone. 272 00:21:16,365 --> 00:21:17,935 - Really? - Yeah. 273 00:21:21,703 --> 00:21:23,148 I don't hear anyone. 274 00:21:23,405 --> 00:21:24,714 Security! 275 00:21:25,574 --> 00:21:27,362 - Who's the chick? - Kid learns fast. 276 00:21:27,442 --> 00:21:29,965 Nice semi-formal evening wear, I say. 277 00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:31,900 All right, guys, what's going on here? 278 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,202 Anything is possible. 279 00:21:33,282 --> 00:21:34,503 I like your attitude. 280 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:38,326 Now, as the authority figure in your life, here's what I want you to do. 281 00:21:40,188 --> 00:21:43,465 - Johnny's got potential, don't you think? - I think so, yes. 282 00:21:45,661 --> 00:21:46,682 How's the family? 283 00:21:46,762 --> 00:21:49,084 Oh, mom's okay, dad's got tonsillitis. Thanks for asking. 284 00:21:49,164 --> 00:21:50,768 - Oh, darn. - Yeah. 285 00:21:53,168 --> 00:21:55,671 Johnny, my sister asked about you. 286 00:21:56,204 --> 00:21:58,527 - How is Brenda? - She's fine. 287 00:21:58,607 --> 00:22:00,678 And tell little Curtis I said hi. 288 00:22:02,044 --> 00:22:03,079 Right. 289 00:22:14,256 --> 00:22:15,633 Hey, babe. 290 00:22:15,991 --> 00:22:19,461 - I've had my eyes on you. - Yeah? 291 00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:22,133 Yeah. 292 00:22:22,397 --> 00:22:23,808 I want you. 293 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:28,012 There's this little thing that really turns me on. 294 00:22:29,938 --> 00:22:32,180 I like to tell you what to do. 295 00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:35,946 Just say the words. I'll do anything you want. 296 00:22:37,846 --> 00:22:40,554 Do you want to be with me, right now? 297 00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:43,961 - Okay! - No. 298 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,862 I want you to answer the questions with the words that I use. 299 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:52,203 That's what really turns me on. 300 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:58,437 So do you want to be with me right now? 301 00:23:01,203 --> 00:23:03,706 I really want to do it with you right now. 302 00:23:04,039 --> 00:23:06,076 Can you wait for that to happen? 303 00:23:06,742 --> 00:23:08,597 I can't wait for that to happen. 304 00:23:08,677 --> 00:23:10,714 - Really? - Really! 305 00:23:11,146 --> 00:23:12,968 Give me five minutes 306 00:23:13,048 --> 00:23:17,429 and I'll go upstairs and slip into something a little more comfortable. 307 00:23:17,652 --> 00:23:21,843 Now, when you come inside, don't turn on the lights 308 00:23:21,923 --> 00:23:25,234 and don't say a word. 309 00:23:27,195 --> 00:23:30,665 Take off your clothes and then slide into bed 310 00:23:31,433 --> 00:23:33,072 right next to me. 311 00:23:35,437 --> 00:23:38,282 This word thing has got me totally hot. 312 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:43,753 Derek, I've never met anyone who has a way with words like you. 313 00:23:45,113 --> 00:23:48,458 Remember, room 220. 314 00:23:50,719 --> 00:23:54,258 Room 220. Where I'm gonna do you. 315 00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:05,371 Hey, erich, great party. 316 00:24:08,537 --> 00:24:09,641 Yeah. 317 00:24:13,175 --> 00:24:14,882 Can I ask you something? 318 00:24:17,546 --> 00:24:19,526 Your wish is my command. 319 00:24:21,483 --> 00:24:23,759 Do you wanna have sex with me? 320 00:24:24,386 --> 00:24:29,277 I wanna have outrageous sex with you. 321 00:24:29,357 --> 00:24:30,357 It's very interesting. 322 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:32,303 - Do you wanna run your fingers... - Let me see the manual. 323 00:24:32,327 --> 00:24:33,415 All over my body? 324 00:24:33,495 --> 00:24:36,418 I wanna run my fingers all over your body. 325 00:24:36,498 --> 00:24:39,479 Do you wanna tickle me till I'm breathless? 326 00:24:40,402 --> 00:24:41,813 Here you go. 327 00:24:42,504 --> 00:24:43,847 Make it happen. 328 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:58,364 I want you to see this film so you know what makes me tick. 329 00:25:01,256 --> 00:25:04,101 Don't you have another dress to change into? 330 00:25:05,293 --> 00:25:08,517 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention for a minute? 331 00:25:08,597 --> 00:25:11,976 There's something very important I'd like to share with you. 332 00:25:12,634 --> 00:25:17,515 I've been fortunate enough to have the vision to know what I want, 333 00:25:19,074 --> 00:25:21,748 and the courage to go after it. 334 00:25:23,311 --> 00:25:25,621 That's what this film is about. 335 00:25:26,648 --> 00:25:28,924 If you understand this film, 336 00:25:29,818 --> 00:25:32,321 then you understand what I'm about, 337 00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:38,569 and what my all star ski school can make you about. 338 00:25:40,962 --> 00:25:44,501 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 339 00:25:51,306 --> 00:25:55,277 Do you remember what it was like the first time you put on skis? 340 00:25:55,644 --> 00:25:59,334 For Reid janssen, it was like nothing he'd ever experienced. 341 00:25:59,414 --> 00:26:03,795 Skiing became the dawn of possibility, the commencement of life. 342 00:26:04,653 --> 00:26:07,108 For Reid janssen, it became crystal clear what to do 343 00:26:07,188 --> 00:26:09,678 with the gifts bestowed upon him. 344 00:26:09,758 --> 00:26:14,173 He created the all star ski school, his mission of a lifetime. 345 00:26:27,809 --> 00:26:29,516 Hi, baby. 346 00:26:30,278 --> 00:26:35,091 Just close your eyes and fantasize. 347 00:26:35,884 --> 00:26:40,959 Now, when I come into the room, I don't want you peeking. 348 00:26:42,023 --> 00:26:44,469 It might take me out of the mood. 349 00:26:48,229 --> 00:26:49,674 Chicks dig me! 350 00:26:51,766 --> 00:26:53,507 Frighteningly easy. 351 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,460 God, I'm good. 352 00:28:00,935 --> 00:28:03,006 - Reid? - Yeah, babe. 353 00:28:03,405 --> 00:28:05,715 You're not paying any attention to me. 354 00:28:05,907 --> 00:28:07,853 God, I love it when I do that. 355 00:28:09,344 --> 00:28:12,052 I think you'd rather make it with erich or Derek. 356 00:28:12,781 --> 00:28:13,782 Yeah. 357 00:28:22,857 --> 00:28:26,202 I wanna run my fingers all over your body. 358 00:28:27,162 --> 00:28:30,337 Just say the words. I'll do anything you want. 359 00:28:32,634 --> 00:28:34,322 I want to have... 360 00:28:34,402 --> 00:28:35,857 What the hell's going on? 361 00:28:35,937 --> 00:28:38,126 Outrageous sex with you. 362 00:28:38,206 --> 00:28:40,652 I can't wait for that to happen. 363 00:28:46,347 --> 00:28:49,004 This is some kind of joke. Somebody set this up. 364 00:28:49,084 --> 00:28:51,121 Your wish is my command. 365 00:28:55,557 --> 00:28:57,601 - This is the good part. Yeah, yeah. - I like the next part. 366 00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:00,731 This is not my film. My men are not homosexuals. 367 00:29:01,496 --> 00:29:05,103 This is a fraud, can't you see? They're not even in the same room. 368 00:29:19,647 --> 00:29:21,269 - You did a good job. - Thank you. 369 00:29:21,349 --> 00:29:22,384 Excellent work there. 370 00:29:22,751 --> 00:29:25,664 - Hey, come on, let's go. - Reid, Reid, Reid! 371 00:29:27,155 --> 00:29:29,611 Hey. Don't come back here again. 372 00:29:29,691 --> 00:29:33,469 Marshak, crawl back in your hole and die. 373 00:29:33,795 --> 00:29:36,708 We came, we partied, we conquered. 374 00:29:37,132 --> 00:29:38,270 Yes! 375 00:29:38,867 --> 00:29:41,473 The mountain is ours. Let's dance. 376 00:30:03,925 --> 00:30:04,960 Hi. 377 00:30:06,828 --> 00:30:07,932 Hey. 378 00:30:20,608 --> 00:30:22,679 There's no more champagne. 379 00:30:26,915 --> 00:30:28,155 Johnny? 380 00:30:30,251 --> 00:30:31,252 Yeah? 381 00:30:33,755 --> 00:30:35,758 What's happening here? 382 00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,627 I don't know. 383 00:30:39,894 --> 00:30:41,032 I do. 384 00:30:58,913 --> 00:31:00,552 What is happening here? 385 00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:05,787 Don't worry, it's okay. No strings. 386 00:31:14,929 --> 00:31:18,052 So, Derek, don't worry about last night. 387 00:31:18,132 --> 00:31:21,122 I've already scammed on three babes today. 388 00:31:21,202 --> 00:31:24,342 - The master. - Yeah. I'm giving one to you. 389 00:31:25,506 --> 00:31:27,295 Way to make that homo stuff work for us. 390 00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:30,185 You got it, big d. Catch you later, huh? 391 00:31:32,347 --> 00:31:33,883 Don't do that. 392 00:31:37,652 --> 00:31:39,474 My client would like to inspect the property, 393 00:31:39,554 --> 00:31:42,243 but she feels the price is not too far off. 394 00:31:42,323 --> 00:31:45,463 Yes, I think it's an excellent price when you consider the upside potential. 395 00:31:46,661 --> 00:31:49,232 Did you see those projections I left for you? 396 00:31:50,164 --> 00:31:51,700 Yes, I'll hold. 397 00:31:53,701 --> 00:31:57,444 Reid, these people are worth millions 398 00:31:58,072 --> 00:32:00,361 and they're depending on me and I've gotta depend on you, 399 00:32:00,441 --> 00:32:02,512 but you are fucking me up. 400 00:32:03,278 --> 00:32:07,021 You see, they're buying the mountain. 401 00:32:08,483 --> 00:32:12,454 When they do, I'm going to end up owning a major share. 402 00:32:12,954 --> 00:32:16,166 Now, if I own a major share, you're going to own a little piece of that pie yourself, 403 00:32:16,190 --> 00:32:17,897 do you understand? 404 00:32:18,793 --> 00:32:21,015 So I'm gonna tell you one last time. 405 00:32:21,095 --> 00:32:25,237 You and your clones have to start taking care of business now. 406 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,989 Then why don't we just throw the scum out now? 407 00:32:28,069 --> 00:32:32,360 Because Dave marshak is some kind of goddamn folk hero to a lot of people around here. 408 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:37,078 In order to toss him out, I've gotta have one hell of a good reason. You got it? 409 00:32:37,879 --> 00:32:39,449 Yeah, I got it. 410 00:32:48,156 --> 00:32:50,267 Looks like you didn't get much sleep last night, Reid. 411 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:53,466 I think the caffeine and the crack is really hurting you. 412 00:32:54,228 --> 00:32:56,174 Pay attention, marshak. 413 00:32:56,731 --> 00:33:00,201 You're in deeper than you think and we're gonna bring you down. 414 00:33:01,202 --> 00:33:05,627 In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't even bother showing up on the slopes. 415 00:33:05,707 --> 00:33:09,951 You and your merry pranksters don't belong on this mountain. 416 00:33:11,479 --> 00:33:12,651 Not anymore. 417 00:33:13,848 --> 00:33:17,338 You know, you may all think you're just having a great time, 418 00:33:17,418 --> 00:33:21,127 but by the end of this week, you're all going home losers. 419 00:33:21,923 --> 00:33:24,712 Shit's going down and you're gonna be gone. 420 00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:26,704 You guys are way too serious. 421 00:33:28,029 --> 00:33:29,350 And don't fuck with us. 422 00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:32,843 Oh, no, I think it's erich that wants to fuck with you, Derek. 423 00:33:34,869 --> 00:33:36,246 Real funny, huh? 424 00:33:37,338 --> 00:33:39,079 Call it a warning. 425 00:33:51,753 --> 00:33:53,164 Did... did we win? 426 00:33:54,589 --> 00:33:57,126 Oh, hi, guys. Did we win? 427 00:34:03,765 --> 00:34:06,187 Day two is underway here on the south course 428 00:34:06,267 --> 00:34:09,023 for the second round of slalom qualifying. 429 00:34:09,103 --> 00:34:10,692 The first section's far out in front. 430 00:34:10,772 --> 00:34:13,227 The remaining sections are struggling to keep pace. 431 00:34:13,307 --> 00:34:16,068 And with the way things are looking, it's going to be more of the same 432 00:34:16,144 --> 00:34:20,320 as first section continues to put its Mark on the entire mountain. 433 00:34:32,894 --> 00:34:35,136 Wow! All right! 434 00:34:38,433 --> 00:34:41,505 Dave, you will never get me because I have perfect hair. 435 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:45,293 Yes, we will because we are wacky, offbeat types. 436 00:34:45,373 --> 00:34:46,784 Oh, my god! 437 00:34:47,308 --> 00:34:49,663 It's Godzilla! 438 00:34:57,118 --> 00:34:59,826 Fitz, how could we let this happen? 439 00:35:00,088 --> 00:35:03,311 Godzilla! He just came and... 440 00:35:03,391 --> 00:35:07,703 No, I'm talking about the mountain. It's in desperate trouble. 441 00:35:08,663 --> 00:35:10,540 Do you have any ideas? 442 00:35:15,503 --> 00:35:17,380 Subliminal hypnosis. 443 00:35:18,339 --> 00:35:24,187 Suggestions to their subconscious mind as they doze. 444 00:35:29,450 --> 00:35:33,899 If you wanna be the best, you must lose your mind. 445 00:35:35,056 --> 00:35:41,337 If you want to be the best, you must lose your mind. 446 00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:44,185 Johnny, 447 00:35:44,265 --> 00:35:48,907 if you want to be the best, you must lose your mind. 448 00:35:50,304 --> 00:35:52,560 It's time for the freestyle competition 449 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,348 and first up is section 8's John Roland. 450 00:36:10,658 --> 00:36:14,071 Yes! Yes! Yes! 451 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:05,600 Most impressive is section 8, moving way up to fourth place 452 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,902 in the competition for the team cup. 453 00:37:07,982 --> 00:37:09,092 I don't know what it was they did, 454 00:37:09,116 --> 00:37:12,029 but they should do more of it as they look towards tomorrow. 455 00:37:12,687 --> 00:37:16,396 Ed, you have sex with too many women. 456 00:37:17,325 --> 00:37:21,068 You will stop having sex from this moment on. 457 00:37:22,096 --> 00:37:25,475 If you understand, nod your head. 458 00:37:37,812 --> 00:37:40,801 - If I'm not mistaken... - And you rarely are. 459 00:37:40,881 --> 00:37:44,071 Those are some of Reid's women from the party. 460 00:37:44,151 --> 00:37:47,675 Swimming semi-naked. They leave us no alternative. 461 00:37:47,755 --> 00:37:49,343 - Chocolate pudding! - No, not so fast. 462 00:37:49,423 --> 00:37:51,266 We don't wanna peak too early. 463 00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:55,432 Look, guys, I'd love to stay, but I have to get back to a dream. 464 00:37:55,696 --> 00:37:57,403 I'll see you guys later. 465 00:38:02,603 --> 00:38:04,242 - Hi. - You're cute. 466 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,313 He is a phenomenon. 467 00:38:09,777 --> 00:38:11,586 Back to the matter at hand. 468 00:38:14,749 --> 00:38:17,025 Not so fast. I have a plan. 469 00:38:17,785 --> 00:38:19,264 What is that? 470 00:38:20,354 --> 00:38:22,076 It's not that I don't want to. 471 00:38:22,156 --> 00:38:24,946 I mean, it's not that I'm not able because I am. 472 00:38:25,026 --> 00:38:27,097 It's just that I can't. 473 00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:31,953 Not physically. I mean, I'm not called Mr. Ed for nothing, 474 00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:33,433 but it's just something in my head. 475 00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:36,557 It's like this dream that keeps reoccurring that... 476 00:38:36,637 --> 00:38:38,382 You're not buying this. I know you're not buying this 477 00:38:38,406 --> 00:38:40,441 but it's true, I mean... 478 00:38:41,008 --> 00:38:43,564 - Wait a minute! - What are you guys doing here? 479 00:38:43,644 --> 00:38:45,132 - Hello. - Hi. 480 00:38:45,212 --> 00:38:47,224 I know what you're thinking, but worry not, my children, 481 00:38:47,248 --> 00:38:48,859 because we are employed by... What's his name? 482 00:38:48,883 --> 00:38:50,204 - Master race. - Master Reid. 483 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,472 - Master Reid? - Master Reid. 484 00:38:51,552 --> 00:38:52,573 - Sorry. - Sorry. 485 00:38:52,653 --> 00:38:55,843 And he asked us to stop by and make sure you were prepared 486 00:38:55,923 --> 00:38:57,144 for tomorrow's activities. 487 00:38:57,224 --> 00:38:58,746 And in order to be completely ready, 488 00:38:58,826 --> 00:39:02,149 he made us promise him to teach you how to lambada. 489 00:39:02,229 --> 00:39:03,989 - The forbidden dance. - The forbidden dance. 490 00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:07,955 And how appropriate it is that we find you here in a sauna. 491 00:39:08,035 --> 00:39:09,624 No questions from you just yet. 492 00:39:09,704 --> 00:39:13,294 Fitz here is going to brief you on the historical perspective of the lambada. 493 00:39:13,374 --> 00:39:14,885 - Take it away, Fitz. - Thank you, Dave. 494 00:39:14,909 --> 00:39:16,230 You're welcome, Fitz. 495 00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:18,620 Lambada. 496 00:39:20,815 --> 00:39:23,938 The movements have been around before time itself. 497 00:39:24,018 --> 00:39:25,062 Criminy, that's a long time. 498 00:39:25,086 --> 00:39:30,331 It started centuries ago with the south Americans, who discovered fire. 499 00:39:31,158 --> 00:39:33,604 - Fire? That's hot. - Hot, hot, hot. 500 00:39:41,635 --> 00:39:43,774 - Lambada. - Lambada. 501 00:39:44,905 --> 00:39:46,976 - Lambada. - Lambada. 502 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:49,745 - Lambada. - Lambada. 503 00:39:51,245 --> 00:39:53,634 And that's how the lambada came to be. 504 00:39:53,714 --> 00:39:55,836 Don't forget, ladies, Reid wants a full demonstration, 505 00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:57,127 bright and early in the morning. 506 00:39:57,151 --> 00:39:59,106 Otherwise, why would we be here? 507 00:39:59,186 --> 00:40:00,274 Ain't no reason. 508 00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:04,011 Now, let's lambada, shall we? 509 00:40:04,091 --> 00:40:05,546 Okay, grab your partners. 510 00:40:05,626 --> 00:40:07,715 Everybody, come on, get up, find a partner. 511 00:40:07,795 --> 00:40:09,984 - You guys, get up, get a partner. - Hello. 512 00:40:10,064 --> 00:40:11,986 Come on now, let's get into it. 513 00:40:12,066 --> 00:40:13,621 Now we're gonna lambada! 514 00:40:13,701 --> 00:40:16,357 Now grab your partner by the waist. Ready? 515 00:40:16,437 --> 00:40:19,360 Gyrate, gyrate, gyrate motion. 516 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,920 Gyrate, gyrate, gyrate motion. 517 00:40:28,649 --> 00:40:30,993 Like a sack full of ax handles. 518 00:40:32,486 --> 00:40:33,541 Right. 519 00:40:33,621 --> 00:40:35,910 I could dance with you till the cows come home. 520 00:40:35,990 --> 00:40:39,369 Better still, I could dance with the cows till you come home. 521 00:40:39,627 --> 00:40:42,233 - Oh, Christ, I've come. - Oh, Dave! 522 00:40:42,430 --> 00:40:45,036 Fitz, Reid will be so pleased. 523 00:40:46,133 --> 00:40:47,588 And how. Wink, wink. 524 00:40:47,668 --> 00:40:50,391 Kumbaya, my lord 525 00:40:50,471 --> 00:40:52,678 Kumbaya 526 00:40:53,274 --> 00:40:56,414 Reid, I don't understand why Paulette came here 527 00:40:57,111 --> 00:40:59,284 if she doesn't like to ski. 528 00:40:59,547 --> 00:41:03,154 Don't you get it, Derek? Because of who we are. 529 00:41:03,551 --> 00:41:07,074 I mean, that's why people wanna be around us. We're the best. 530 00:41:07,154 --> 00:41:09,532 That's what makes us attractive. 531 00:41:17,331 --> 00:41:20,278 It's not like I could have sex at any time. 532 00:41:22,670 --> 00:41:26,118 Beer pump, magic foam... 533 00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:28,918 Good book? 534 00:41:32,646 --> 00:41:34,168 Anyone have a problem with that? 535 00:41:34,248 --> 00:41:35,248 - No! - No! 536 00:41:35,316 --> 00:41:37,353 - Not me, man. - Well, I got a problem with that. 537 00:41:41,422 --> 00:41:43,778 What the hell is this mountain coming to? 538 00:41:43,858 --> 00:41:47,567 Half-naked girls walking around at 9:30 in the morning? 539 00:41:49,897 --> 00:41:52,653 Last year, they were completely naked at 9:30 in the morning. 540 00:41:52,733 --> 00:41:56,203 Do you think she's gonna walk around like that all day? 541 00:41:57,171 --> 00:41:59,674 Or will she be back 542 00:42:00,708 --> 00:42:02,129 for a 5:30 hot tub? 543 00:42:02,209 --> 00:42:04,587 I don't wanna have sex with her either. 544 00:42:05,746 --> 00:42:08,886 I mean, it's not like I'm Dave. 545 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:10,922 Pumpkin? 546 00:42:14,455 --> 00:42:15,957 She loves me. 547 00:42:16,557 --> 00:42:19,313 These women, man, they just don't understand, you know. 548 00:42:19,393 --> 00:42:21,635 Sometimes I just wanna cuddle. 549 00:42:51,959 --> 00:42:54,048 Well, ladies and gentlemen, day four is over, 550 00:42:54,128 --> 00:42:57,017 and it's first section continuing to lead the team cup race 551 00:42:57,097 --> 00:42:59,286 behind its leader, Reid janssen, 552 00:42:59,366 --> 00:43:02,356 who remains in first place in the individual competition. 553 00:43:02,436 --> 00:43:04,692 Up to second place in the individual standings, however, 554 00:43:04,772 --> 00:43:08,662 is John Roland who proves that his fast performance was no fluke. 555 00:43:08,742 --> 00:43:10,984 That's Johnny Roland. 556 00:43:11,378 --> 00:43:14,535 - Nice going, Johnny. - Hey, we can do better. 557 00:43:24,124 --> 00:43:25,312 Who is she? 558 00:43:25,392 --> 00:43:28,464 - Where did she come from? - Do you really care? 559 00:43:29,396 --> 00:43:31,603 Oh, my fucking god. 560 00:43:40,474 --> 00:43:43,148 This is shit. Let's get out of here. 561 00:44:12,206 --> 00:44:15,676 Two nights ago, I was having an out-of-body experience. 562 00:44:17,044 --> 00:44:19,033 I was an Indian chief 563 00:44:19,113 --> 00:44:23,562 and I was in the banquet room of the lodge and your evil twin was there. 564 00:44:23,817 --> 00:44:27,458 We were completely naked and we were on top of the podium 565 00:44:29,490 --> 00:44:33,597 and she was really getting into my headdress. 566 00:44:34,528 --> 00:44:39,307 And I was doing an obscure, yet all-too-familiar rain dance, 567 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:45,514 and my feathers were having a very, very ticklish effect on you. 568 00:44:47,608 --> 00:44:50,316 She was saying something... what was it? 569 00:44:51,912 --> 00:44:54,415 Was it something about your wigwam? 570 00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:57,822 Yes. Yes, my wigwam. 571 00:44:58,519 --> 00:45:03,491 And there was an adjective used to describe my wigwam. 572 00:45:04,124 --> 00:45:05,713 That's not important now. 573 00:45:05,793 --> 00:45:07,514 Reid, what a surprise! 574 00:45:07,594 --> 00:45:10,084 We were just talking about Paulette's twin sister. 575 00:45:10,164 --> 00:45:12,152 - What? - Paulette. She has a twin. 576 00:45:12,232 --> 00:45:13,836 Didn't you know? 577 00:45:15,436 --> 00:45:17,391 What's he talking about? 578 00:45:17,471 --> 00:45:18,973 My other half. 579 00:45:19,606 --> 00:45:22,229 Your other half? Well, I'd love to meet her. 580 00:45:22,309 --> 00:45:26,266 I bet you would. A rare pleasure. She was here a couple nights ago. 581 00:45:26,346 --> 00:45:29,088 Reid, good skiing on the mountain today. 582 00:45:30,084 --> 00:45:33,691 Indeed. Your boys really seem to be holding their own. 583 00:45:38,358 --> 00:45:40,861 That is so witty. He kills me. 584 00:45:42,096 --> 00:45:43,735 Dave, Dave, Dave. 585 00:45:44,565 --> 00:45:45,842 When are you going to grow up, huh? 586 00:45:45,866 --> 00:45:47,354 When you admit that you love me 587 00:45:47,434 --> 00:45:50,711 and can't live another day without me by your side. 588 00:45:52,039 --> 00:45:55,195 Paulette, would you care to join me at another table? 589 00:45:55,275 --> 00:46:00,156 I'd love to hear about your twin sister. It sounds so distinct. 590 00:46:00,948 --> 00:46:04,138 Well, she's not at all like me. 591 00:46:04,218 --> 00:46:07,341 So she's boring, stupid, and ugly. 592 00:46:07,421 --> 00:46:09,196 Reid, you animal! 593 00:46:10,591 --> 00:46:14,471 Shut up, Dave. I'd hate to have to make an example out of you. 594 00:46:17,030 --> 00:46:21,172 Will the director of ski school please report to sector 7? 595 00:46:21,502 --> 00:46:23,791 Director of ski school, report to sector 7. 596 00:46:23,871 --> 00:46:25,714 Excuse me, that's me. 597 00:46:28,675 --> 00:46:32,332 - Fitz, have you met Paulette? - No! As a matter of fact I haven't, Dave. 598 00:46:32,412 --> 00:46:34,501 - Well, do what you will. - Hi, I'm Fitz. 599 00:46:34,581 --> 00:46:36,823 - I'm Paulette. - Paulette. 600 00:46:37,484 --> 00:46:39,139 Can I just tell you that that dress 601 00:46:39,219 --> 00:46:42,928 you were wearing the other night looked very attractive? 602 00:46:44,024 --> 00:46:48,530 - Thank you. - No. No. No. No. Thank you. 603 00:46:51,598 --> 00:46:53,721 Snowballs, get your snowballs. 604 00:46:53,801 --> 00:46:56,123 Good, there, take a snowball. Have a snowball! 605 00:46:56,203 --> 00:46:59,776 Here you go. Good. Take two, one for the little lady. Snowballs! 606 00:47:15,355 --> 00:47:17,597 Hi, may I? 607 00:47:18,559 --> 00:47:19,663 Sure. 608 00:47:21,895 --> 00:47:24,637 - How did you do that? - How did I do what? 609 00:47:24,731 --> 00:47:27,940 Second place already. I've been watching you ski. 610 00:47:28,435 --> 00:47:30,779 - You're really good. - Thanks. 611 00:47:31,572 --> 00:47:34,212 - Do I know you? - I'm Victoria. 612 00:47:34,641 --> 00:47:36,348 - Johnny. - I know. 613 00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:43,494 - Isn't that Johnny? - Johnny? Yeah. 614 00:47:43,617 --> 00:47:46,120 Man, she is totally hitting on him. 615 00:47:46,887 --> 00:47:49,629 Hey, it's no big deal. I don't own him. 616 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,836 What am I gonna do with you, Johnny? 617 00:47:57,564 --> 00:48:00,135 I don't know. What do you wanna do? 618 00:48:01,802 --> 00:48:04,305 Here, this will explain everything. 619 00:48:06,206 --> 00:48:08,152 - See you. - Bye. 620 00:48:16,817 --> 00:48:19,006 Fitz, that boy is definitely one of us. 621 00:48:19,086 --> 00:48:22,009 Do you know that wolves are monogamous 622 00:48:22,089 --> 00:48:23,911 and are believed to mate for life? 623 00:48:23,991 --> 00:48:26,246 Snowballs! Red-hot snowballs. 624 00:48:26,326 --> 00:48:27,871 - Get your snowballs. Here you go, sir. - Thank you. 625 00:48:27,895 --> 00:48:30,150 Take one for the lady. Good. Good. Good. 626 00:48:30,230 --> 00:48:32,753 Pretty lady like you deserves two snowballs. 627 00:48:32,833 --> 00:48:34,121 You little twerp, what the... 628 00:48:34,201 --> 00:48:35,874 We didn't even make out. 629 00:48:36,270 --> 00:48:38,876 Family fun. Fun for the whole family. 630 00:49:48,809 --> 00:49:52,120 And now for another game of "who's underwear is it?" 631 00:49:52,279 --> 00:49:54,759 With your host, it's Fitz! 632 00:49:56,049 --> 00:49:58,171 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 633 00:49:58,251 --> 00:50:03,894 Let's have a nice, warm hello, for today's guest underwear. 634 00:50:05,092 --> 00:50:07,681 - Whose underwear is it? - Whose underwear is that? 635 00:50:07,761 --> 00:50:10,901 These underwear were worn two weeks ago Saturday, 636 00:50:11,131 --> 00:50:14,977 and the owner's name begins with a consonant. 637 00:50:15,469 --> 00:50:16,690 - Kim. - Donna. 638 00:50:16,770 --> 00:50:17,791 "D"! Good! 639 00:50:17,871 --> 00:50:19,111 - "D". - "D". 640 00:50:21,842 --> 00:50:23,788 - Denika. - Denika. 641 00:50:24,511 --> 00:50:29,324 If you'll notice the lacing, the pretty trim, and the bow... Derek's. 642 00:50:29,549 --> 00:50:30,604 - Derek! - Derek! 643 00:50:30,684 --> 00:50:32,664 - I knew that! - "D"... 644 00:50:39,893 --> 00:50:42,082 Guys, where are all the babes? 645 00:50:42,162 --> 00:50:45,871 Ed, don't you think you talk about babes a little too much? 646 00:50:46,933 --> 00:50:48,003 No. 647 00:50:56,877 --> 00:50:58,550 Well, well, well. 648 00:51:00,447 --> 00:51:02,290 Anybody got a beer? 649 00:51:04,284 --> 00:51:06,764 - Mr. Bryce, nice jacket. - Shut up! 650 00:51:07,187 --> 00:51:10,143 This time, marshak, you've gone way too far. 651 00:51:10,223 --> 00:51:13,780 And I'm giving the board of directors a full report of your conduct. 652 00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:16,773 The skiing naked. The snowballs. 653 00:51:18,065 --> 00:51:20,954 And you, your unspeakable behavior also. 654 00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:22,805 You're all a bunch of animals. 655 00:51:22,870 --> 00:51:24,858 And you're as good as out of here, 656 00:51:24,938 --> 00:51:28,977 because it's just a simple matter of filing the proper paperwork. 657 00:51:30,043 --> 00:51:32,717 So put that in your pipe and smoke it, mister. 658 00:51:34,481 --> 00:51:37,587 - You got a problem, young man? - No. 659 00:51:38,185 --> 00:51:40,563 Fine. Have a nice night. 660 00:51:45,525 --> 00:51:48,682 "Put that in your pipe and smoke it, mister"? 661 00:51:48,762 --> 00:51:50,984 Hey, wait a second, guys. Maybe he's right. 662 00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:53,020 Maybe we have gone too far. 663 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:56,275 Ed, it's not how far you go, it's how go you far. 664 00:51:56,870 --> 00:51:58,425 - We party here. - We party big. 665 00:51:58,505 --> 00:52:00,260 - We party now! - Office party. 666 00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:02,529 Ed, you get beer. Fitz, you get beer. 667 00:52:02,609 --> 00:52:06,113 Johnny, you get laid. Let me see Victoria's address again. 668 00:52:09,983 --> 00:52:11,155 Guys. 669 00:52:11,384 --> 00:52:17,544 - Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! - Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! 670 00:52:17,624 --> 00:52:19,263 Lose your mind! Lose your mind! 671 00:52:21,695 --> 00:52:24,574 Have a look around. I'll be right with you. 672 00:52:24,731 --> 00:52:25,835 Okay. 673 00:52:29,402 --> 00:52:31,382 Looks just like my place. 674 00:52:37,878 --> 00:52:38,948 Hi. 675 00:52:40,447 --> 00:52:41,482 Hi. 676 00:52:42,816 --> 00:52:45,558 So what exactly do you do? 677 00:52:47,821 --> 00:52:49,858 Oh, I like to spend money. 678 00:52:51,324 --> 00:52:52,928 Sounds like fun. 679 00:52:53,994 --> 00:52:56,270 You're very perceptive. 680 00:52:57,264 --> 00:52:59,853 Hey, some friends of mine are having a party. 681 00:52:59,933 --> 00:53:02,072 Do you wanna go to it? 682 00:53:04,070 --> 00:53:05,174 Sure. 683 00:53:06,907 --> 00:53:08,580 What shall I wear? 684 00:53:23,557 --> 00:53:25,645 Okay, who's smoking? 685 00:53:28,061 --> 00:53:30,234 Fitz! Pass 'em out, Fitz! 686 00:53:44,744 --> 00:53:45,799 Yes. 687 00:53:45,879 --> 00:53:47,381 Lights out! 688 00:54:14,507 --> 00:54:18,455 - See anything? - Yeah, I see lots of things. 689 00:54:33,159 --> 00:54:34,866 - Johnny. - Yeah. 690 00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,737 Can't you find something? 691 00:55:03,223 --> 00:55:04,862 God, you're cute. 692 00:55:16,436 --> 00:55:19,144 What time did you say the party starts? 693 00:56:07,087 --> 00:56:10,376 If I was any closer, I'd be in the other room. 694 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,363 Yes! Yes! 695 00:56:18,932 --> 00:56:19,967 Reid will be so pleased. 696 00:56:28,808 --> 00:56:32,256 Hi! Hello. Hello. 697 00:56:32,412 --> 00:56:34,790 What the hell? Yeah, come on in. 698 00:56:36,616 --> 00:56:37,925 Let's go. 699 00:56:45,058 --> 00:56:46,901 Watch out! 700 00:56:46,993 --> 00:56:50,736 Yes, I'd like to make a long-distance phone call to Guam please. 701 00:56:52,165 --> 00:56:53,303 Guam. 702 00:56:56,736 --> 00:56:59,478 Now, there's something you can do for me. 703 00:57:28,635 --> 00:57:30,114 They're dead. 704 00:58:00,567 --> 00:58:04,777 Three, two, one, go! 705 00:58:17,050 --> 00:58:19,462 Come on. Come on. 706 00:58:24,190 --> 00:58:25,999 Three, two, one, go! 707 00:58:49,682 --> 00:58:51,559 Three, two, one, go! 708 00:59:08,968 --> 00:59:10,777 Get off me, you pervert! 709 00:59:13,873 --> 00:59:15,443 Come on, Dave! 710 00:59:16,376 --> 00:59:17,821 Hey, Reid... 711 00:59:27,854 --> 00:59:29,697 Three, two, one, go! 712 00:59:38,765 --> 00:59:40,540 Reid, second to the pole! 713 00:59:42,502 --> 00:59:47,076 Oh, my... Reid, let me tell you about my sister. 714 00:59:48,875 --> 00:59:52,823 Oh, god damn... not feeling good. 715 01:00:01,287 --> 01:00:02,322 Hi, Reid. 716 01:00:03,089 --> 01:00:05,331 Oh, god. 717 01:00:10,163 --> 01:00:11,818 - Hi. - Hey, Karen, how's it going? 718 01:00:11,898 --> 01:00:15,073 Hey, look, guys, it's little Dave and his wienies. 719 01:00:15,301 --> 01:00:17,323 Some nice skiing on the mountain today, guys. 720 01:00:17,403 --> 01:00:20,873 What, a one out of 15 in the qualifying round? 721 01:00:20,974 --> 01:00:23,716 I got a better return on my savings bank. 722 01:00:23,876 --> 01:00:25,185 Lori? 723 01:00:26,746 --> 01:00:28,555 What happened to you? 724 01:00:28,781 --> 01:00:31,990 I don't really know. Can we talk for a minute? 725 01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:35,859 Yeah, I guess so. 726 01:00:36,389 --> 01:00:39,199 What's going on? What happened yesterday? 727 01:00:39,993 --> 01:00:41,131 What? 728 01:00:42,328 --> 01:00:45,434 Hi, I'm having a party after the competition. 729 01:00:45,832 --> 01:00:48,074 I expect you all to be there. 730 01:00:50,136 --> 01:00:51,775 Look, I gotta go. 731 01:00:52,071 --> 01:00:54,427 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't understand. 732 01:00:54,507 --> 01:00:58,698 - First you say no strings, then... - Yeah, I said no strings. So what? 733 01:00:58,778 --> 01:01:01,467 Well, which is it? I didn't say anything. 734 01:01:01,547 --> 01:01:05,791 That's right, Johnny, you didn't say anything. 735 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,429 I guess I'll see you. 736 01:01:14,093 --> 01:01:15,436 Tough day. 737 01:01:16,229 --> 01:01:17,572 Tough day. 738 01:01:17,997 --> 01:01:21,054 Johnny may be the only one doing good in the singles competition, 739 01:01:21,134 --> 01:01:23,323 but we still have a chance for the team cup. 740 01:01:23,403 --> 01:01:24,575 Right. 741 01:01:25,204 --> 01:01:28,227 Hey, you guys, maybe we should go to bed earlier tonight, man. 742 01:01:28,307 --> 01:01:30,863 We haven't even partied yet. 743 01:01:30,943 --> 01:01:33,066 - Maybe partying will help. - No, no. 744 01:01:33,146 --> 01:01:36,616 Ed's right. It's time to pull back and take it easy. 745 01:01:37,617 --> 01:01:41,374 Now, I know a quiet little restaurant where we can get a nice piece of fish. 746 01:01:41,454 --> 01:01:42,899 Just relax. 747 01:02:25,698 --> 01:02:27,754 You know, Johnny's becoming a pretty good dancer. 748 01:02:27,834 --> 01:02:32,681 I know. The plan is working perfectly. There's just one more thing I must do. 749 01:02:32,872 --> 01:02:33,942 Johnny loves you. 750 01:02:35,341 --> 01:02:36,896 You love Johnny. 751 01:02:36,976 --> 01:02:39,821 Johnny loves you. You love Johnny. 752 01:02:41,047 --> 01:02:46,258 Show Johnny that you still love him even though he's losing his mind. 753 01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:53,703 Show Johnny that you still love him even though he's losing his mind. 754 01:03:14,847 --> 01:03:16,302 What are you doing? 755 01:03:16,382 --> 01:03:17,952 Left foot red. 756 01:03:21,754 --> 01:03:23,996 I'll do anything for you now. 757 01:04:19,579 --> 01:04:21,081 What the hey? 758 01:04:21,881 --> 01:04:23,703 "Instructor and students of section 8." 759 01:04:23,783 --> 01:04:25,204 "You are called to appear before 760 01:04:25,284 --> 01:04:28,493 "the general manager of sky high properties inc. 761 01:04:28,888 --> 01:04:31,310 "For the purpose of disciplinary review." 762 01:04:31,390 --> 01:04:35,099 "The hearing will commence at 7:30 A.M., Saturday, march 12, 763 01:04:35,561 --> 01:04:38,167 "in the office of the general manager." 764 01:04:39,232 --> 01:04:40,609 That's now! 765 01:04:46,606 --> 01:04:48,347 As of this morning, 766 01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:52,315 according to the determination of the board of directors, 767 01:04:52,812 --> 01:04:56,624 Dave marshak is hereby placed on disciplinary suspension, 768 01:04:59,051 --> 01:05:03,762 and all of the students enrolled in section 8 are expelled. 769 01:05:03,956 --> 01:05:05,265 Expelled? 770 01:05:06,525 --> 01:05:07,780 This is ski school. 771 01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:10,349 Well, shall we say disqualified, then? 772 01:05:10,429 --> 01:05:13,968 - You guys are way too serious. - You can't disqualify us. 773 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,089 Does this mean we can't ski in the final competition? 774 01:05:17,169 --> 01:05:18,648 Hold it, man. 775 01:05:19,005 --> 01:05:20,860 These kids paid good money to come here 776 01:05:20,940 --> 01:05:23,362 and buy me expensive, imported beers 777 01:05:23,442 --> 01:05:25,231 just so they could go home knowing 778 01:05:25,311 --> 01:05:27,700 that they have done something good for their fellow man. 779 01:05:27,780 --> 01:05:31,504 I am not going to send these kids back to the great towns they came from 780 01:05:31,584 --> 01:05:34,674 with the feeling that their rights to be together, have a good time, 781 01:05:34,754 --> 01:05:38,077 and yeah, do a little skiing, have been usurped. 782 01:05:38,157 --> 01:05:42,615 So put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr. Anton Bryce. 783 01:05:42,695 --> 01:05:45,608 And Dave's a great instructor, bud. 784 01:05:46,933 --> 01:05:51,314 Then why don't you tell me exactly what it is you've all learned here then? 785 01:05:52,471 --> 01:05:56,078 Well, Dave's taught me, like, a lot of really neat moves. 786 01:05:57,243 --> 01:05:58,297 What about you? 787 01:05:58,377 --> 01:06:01,324 Well, I'm not exactly sure what I've learned. 788 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:05,019 But how many of you have seen Paulette buck-naked? 789 01:06:05,384 --> 01:06:07,573 - I have, it's great. - I know you have. 790 01:06:07,653 --> 01:06:10,293 - Wow! Wow! Wow! - Enough is... 791 01:06:10,656 --> 01:06:12,511 Is enough. We don't have to take this. 792 01:06:12,591 --> 01:06:14,614 I think it's Derek who's been taking it. 793 01:06:14,694 --> 01:06:15,948 Shut up! 794 01:06:16,028 --> 01:06:18,804 Marshak, you do have to take it. 795 01:06:19,765 --> 01:06:23,577 You're not skiing in the final competition. And that's final. 796 01:06:23,803 --> 01:06:28,127 Okay, when you say final, do you mean you are finally finished speaking? 797 01:06:28,207 --> 01:06:30,463 Okay. Finals. No one told me about a test. 798 01:06:30,543 --> 01:06:33,456 Test? Does that mean we have to cram, Derek? 799 01:06:34,947 --> 01:06:39,305 Wait a minute. You have made a mockery out of me and my mountain. 800 01:06:39,385 --> 01:06:42,541 And I'm not going to have the future of this facility go down in flames 801 01:06:42,621 --> 01:06:45,544 because of you and your juvenile hall antics. 802 01:06:45,624 --> 01:06:47,947 There's a lot of important people here today. 803 01:06:48,027 --> 01:06:51,617 It kind of breaks my heart to know that you won't be around to meet them. 804 01:06:51,697 --> 01:06:53,301 Class dismissed. 805 01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:58,273 Okay, you may be able to disqualify us 806 01:06:58,804 --> 01:07:01,842 but you cannot stop us from doing the lambada. 807 01:07:04,777 --> 01:07:06,882 That's the forbidden dance. 808 01:07:08,948 --> 01:07:11,370 - I think it's time we leave. - I think it is time we leave. 809 01:07:11,450 --> 01:07:13,339 It's getting really hot in here. 810 01:07:13,419 --> 01:07:15,975 Boy. We must discuss the Paulette scene. 811 01:07:16,055 --> 01:07:18,399 Now, was she wearing socks when you saw her body? 812 01:07:39,478 --> 01:07:41,798 You guys gotta quit your bellyaching, you know what I mean? 813 01:07:41,847 --> 01:07:43,836 "I can't ski..." 814 01:07:45,117 --> 01:07:47,290 Guys, we gotta do something. 815 01:07:49,588 --> 01:07:51,932 Maybe partying isn't the answer. 816 01:07:58,297 --> 01:07:59,332 No. 817 01:08:01,567 --> 01:08:03,723 You guys know what I'm talking about, huh? 818 01:08:03,803 --> 01:08:07,080 Skiing is partying. Partying is skiing. 819 01:08:12,144 --> 01:08:14,818 Yeah. Yeah, that's it. 820 01:08:18,717 --> 01:08:22,893 They can't stop us from partying, so they can't stop us from skiing. 821 01:08:24,790 --> 01:08:26,736 Johnny's right. And thank you, Fitz. 822 01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,950 Wait a second. I've lost, like, far too many brain cells 823 01:08:31,030 --> 01:08:32,585 to understand that one. 824 01:08:32,665 --> 01:08:35,721 What the boys are saying is, if you can't bring the mountain to the party, 825 01:08:35,801 --> 01:08:37,523 you bring the party to the mountain. 826 01:08:37,603 --> 01:08:40,413 - Right! - We crash the competition. 827 01:08:47,146 --> 01:08:48,648 He's learning. 828 01:08:48,881 --> 01:08:50,224 Lambada. 829 01:08:58,190 --> 01:08:59,578 Qualifying rounds are over 830 01:08:59,658 --> 01:09:04,015 and it's time for the annual spring ski-fest competition to begin. 831 01:09:04,096 --> 01:09:06,902 The top ten qualifying skiers will compete in the slalom, 832 01:09:07,032 --> 01:09:09,979 giant slalom, freestyle and the downhill. 833 01:09:11,303 --> 01:09:12,646 Mr. Bryce. 834 01:09:13,005 --> 01:09:14,226 Seedings are completed. 835 01:09:14,306 --> 01:09:17,630 Defending champion Reid janssen is top seed in every event. 836 01:09:17,710 --> 01:09:20,933 Newcomer John Roland, who impressed everybody with a second-place seeding, 837 01:09:21,013 --> 01:09:24,927 has been disqualified along with the entire section 8 squad. 838 01:09:25,117 --> 01:09:29,395 Well, Reid, looks like I'm gonna get my piece of action after all. 839 01:09:30,623 --> 01:09:32,796 You're gonna get yours too. 840 01:09:43,035 --> 01:09:44,844 What the hell's that? 841 01:09:51,243 --> 01:09:52,882 What the fuck is this? 842 01:10:01,954 --> 01:10:03,297 Yeah! 843 01:10:37,323 --> 01:10:41,101 Reid, just what the hell is going on? 844 01:10:49,401 --> 01:10:53,144 Gentlemen, may I present to you section 8. 845 01:10:53,372 --> 01:10:56,028 - Hi. - What the hell do you think you're doing? 846 01:10:56,108 --> 01:10:58,588 Well, we came here to ski. 847 01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:01,534 - I came here to ski. - You gotta be kidding, marshak. 848 01:11:01,614 --> 01:11:04,151 Your group is bottom of the barrel. 849 01:11:04,817 --> 01:11:06,839 Even if they let you race, you... 850 01:11:06,919 --> 01:11:08,374 What do you say? 851 01:11:08,454 --> 01:11:11,477 Let them ski! Let them ski! Let them ski! 852 01:11:11,557 --> 01:11:13,946 Let them ski! Let them ski! Let them ski! 853 01:11:14,026 --> 01:11:15,164 Yeah! 854 01:11:15,794 --> 01:11:18,604 Ski! Ski! Ski! Ski! Ski! Ski! Ski! 855 01:11:18,831 --> 01:11:20,310 Let them ski! 856 01:11:23,002 --> 01:11:24,982 Reid, hold on a minute. 857 01:11:25,371 --> 01:11:28,761 There are other things to consider here, you know what I mean? 858 01:11:31,510 --> 01:11:33,547 Marshak, why don't we say this? 859 01:11:35,481 --> 01:11:37,469 You agree to calm down your antics, 860 01:11:37,549 --> 01:11:39,349 we'll let you participate in the competition. 861 01:11:39,385 --> 01:11:41,024 It's a done deal. 862 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:44,443 - "Calm down our antics"? - "Calm down our antics"? 863 01:11:44,523 --> 01:11:46,969 - We're gonna embarrass you. - Really? 864 01:12:00,806 --> 01:12:03,929 Section 8 is back in the competition and they're making the most of it, 865 01:12:04,009 --> 01:12:06,012 quickly moving up to fourth place. 866 01:12:32,338 --> 01:12:34,443 They're a bunch of pussies. 867 01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:36,729 Section 8 is making a run for the team cup, 868 01:12:36,809 --> 01:12:41,153 but the downhill is first section's strongest event and that's up next. 869 01:12:42,815 --> 01:12:44,403 Man, this is bullshit. 870 01:12:44,483 --> 01:12:47,760 We own this event. Let's blow these geeks off the hill. 871 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,297 No kidding. 872 01:12:51,223 --> 01:12:53,479 - Honorary dance for the girls? - Definitely. 873 01:12:53,559 --> 01:12:57,216 Millie. Millie. Millie. Millie. Millie. Hi, Millie. 874 01:12:59,865 --> 01:13:03,108 We own this race. You don't stand a chance. 875 01:13:04,536 --> 01:13:05,913 Helicopter. 876 01:13:07,606 --> 01:13:10,109 Helicopter, yeah! 877 01:13:14,646 --> 01:13:18,287 Well, all righty. Hi, how are you? 878 01:13:20,352 --> 01:13:24,061 Yes! Helmet. Yellow, not my color. 879 01:13:27,426 --> 01:13:30,635 In order to be the best, you must lose your mind. 880 01:13:32,898 --> 01:13:35,378 Get out of here, you slimes. 881 01:13:36,735 --> 01:13:40,080 You've learned much, young Dave, but you are not a skier yet. 882 01:13:43,575 --> 01:13:45,431 Section 8 is still far behind, 883 01:13:45,511 --> 01:13:48,056 so they're going to have to come up with something really special 884 01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:50,424 if they truly want to win. 885 01:14:43,836 --> 01:14:45,611 Hey, are you all right? 886 01:15:18,804 --> 01:15:21,093 Section 8's chance has come down to John Roland. 887 01:15:21,173 --> 01:15:23,213 He needs to beat the time of two minutes, 22 seconds 888 01:15:23,709 --> 01:15:25,951 for section 8 to win the team competition. 889 01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:31,270 The course record, shown on the lower clock, is 2:24, 890 01:15:31,350 --> 01:15:33,455 so it doesn't look good. 891 01:15:56,575 --> 01:15:57,849 Come on! 892 01:16:05,584 --> 01:16:07,188 Come on, Johnny! 893 01:16:25,304 --> 01:16:27,807 2.2, a new course record, 894 01:16:28,173 --> 01:16:30,462 but it's not enough for section 8 to win. 895 01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:34,600 It's a tie. Dave's section and Reid's section are tied. 896 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,923 Johnny boy! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! 897 01:16:39,184 --> 01:16:42,290 - All right! All right! - He's the man! That was really something! 898 01:16:47,726 --> 01:16:49,205 Hey, marshak. 899 01:16:49,895 --> 01:16:51,149 You call what you did "skiing"? 900 01:16:51,229 --> 01:16:53,652 Actually I call what we did "kicking your ass." 901 01:16:53,732 --> 01:16:57,111 - Yeah, well, it's not over. You didn't win. - Okay. 902 01:16:57,769 --> 01:17:00,614 - Let's settle this once and for all. - Right. 903 01:17:01,306 --> 01:17:02,917 The best against the best. What do you say? 904 01:17:02,941 --> 01:17:04,113 Sure. 905 01:17:04,209 --> 01:17:07,266 Only... shall we make this a little more interesting? 906 01:17:07,346 --> 01:17:09,735 Say loser walks off the mountain and never looks back? 907 01:17:09,815 --> 01:17:12,762 Sure, and we ski the dome. 908 01:17:13,452 --> 01:17:14,590 Dave! 909 01:17:14,753 --> 01:17:16,596 - The dome? - Of course. 910 01:17:19,825 --> 01:17:21,065 Agreed. 911 01:17:21,460 --> 01:17:23,882 Though I must say I'm a little surprised. 912 01:17:23,962 --> 01:17:26,818 You and me on the dome. That's great. 913 01:17:26,898 --> 01:17:29,721 Oh, the decision was easy. Johnny's gonna ski. 914 01:17:29,801 --> 01:17:31,346 - All right, Johnny. - Way to go, Johnny! 915 01:17:31,370 --> 01:17:33,850 - All right, John! - Way to go! 916 01:17:34,406 --> 01:17:37,353 Yeah. Remember? Loser walks. No tears. 917 01:17:39,378 --> 01:17:42,052 Sending the lamb to the slaughter, marshak. 918 01:17:42,914 --> 01:17:45,520 First-timer on the dome. Can't wait. 919 01:17:45,851 --> 01:17:49,299 - I'll see you up there. - You'll see the back of me. 920 01:17:53,492 --> 01:17:56,448 Okay, Johnny, the only thing you have to remember about skiing the dome 921 01:17:56,528 --> 01:17:59,685 is when you get to the bald rock there... 922 01:17:59,765 --> 01:18:02,220 There, do not take the slope to the right. 923 01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:04,389 It ends in a cliff. It's a totally impossible jump. 924 01:18:04,469 --> 01:18:07,059 No one has ever made it, so just... You forget about it. 925 01:18:07,139 --> 01:18:09,861 Take the slope to the left at bald rock. Left at bald rock. 926 01:18:09,941 --> 01:18:11,597 - You got it? - Left at bald rock. Got it. 927 01:18:11,677 --> 01:18:12,677 Left. 928 01:18:12,744 --> 01:18:14,189 - Exactly. - Right. 929 01:18:19,117 --> 01:18:20,687 Hope he's okay. 930 01:18:24,322 --> 01:18:26,311 The skiers will be dropped at the summit. 931 01:18:26,391 --> 01:18:29,236 Then it's a free-for-all to the bottom. 932 01:19:30,889 --> 01:19:32,528 Where are they? 933 01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:52,023 The first one past bald rock will have the clear advantage. 934 01:20:52,103 --> 01:20:54,426 - So whoever appears first should win. - Come on, Johnny. 935 01:20:54,506 --> 01:20:55,780 Come on! 936 01:21:17,128 --> 01:21:20,218 - It's Reid. Where's Johnny? - I don't know. 937 01:21:20,298 --> 01:21:21,419 Wait a minute. 938 01:21:21,499 --> 01:21:24,623 I don't believe it. Roland's going towards the cliff. 939 01:21:24,703 --> 01:21:26,046 He must be out of his mind. 940 01:21:29,941 --> 01:21:31,147 Oh, no! 941 01:21:36,047 --> 01:21:37,617 Check this out. 942 01:21:48,226 --> 01:21:49,830 Come on, Johnny! 943 01:21:51,463 --> 01:21:53,705 - Yeah! - Yeah! 944 01:21:59,837 --> 01:22:02,127 Gentlemen, the mountain is ours! 945 01:22:06,878 --> 01:22:08,166 He did it! 946 01:22:08,246 --> 01:22:10,135 John Roland is the winner. 947 01:22:10,215 --> 01:22:12,957 Section 8 wins the team competition. 948 01:22:16,154 --> 01:22:18,566 Yeah! Victory! 949 01:22:22,427 --> 01:22:23,633 Yeah! 950 01:22:27,933 --> 01:22:30,436 I think you're about to be crushed. 951 01:22:33,972 --> 01:22:38,580 Hey, I don't care, Reid. They're still a bunch of dickheads. 952 01:22:38,710 --> 01:22:39,984 Shut up. 953 01:22:41,646 --> 01:22:43,558 Way to be, Johnny! 954 01:22:48,887 --> 01:22:52,177 I wouldn't get too carried away with your celebrating, marshak. 955 01:22:52,257 --> 01:22:55,568 You see, right now, there's a new party in control. 956 01:22:55,694 --> 01:22:57,947 I know. I know. 957 01:22:58,163 --> 01:23:01,386 - Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! - Hold on a minute. 958 01:23:01,466 --> 01:23:06,057 The mountain has been sold. I repeat, the mountain has been sold. 959 01:23:06,137 --> 01:23:07,492 According to this press release, 960 01:23:07,572 --> 01:23:10,951 the new management promises radical restructuring. 961 01:23:11,176 --> 01:23:14,453 "Radical restructuring"? I didn't write that. 962 01:23:21,886 --> 01:23:25,425 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you radical restructuring. 963 01:23:25,523 --> 01:23:27,127 How about the beers? 964 01:23:29,294 --> 01:23:31,182 May I present your new owner. 965 01:23:31,262 --> 01:23:33,318 The mountain is ours! 966 01:23:33,398 --> 01:23:36,709 - Yeah, okay, yeah! - All right! Yeah, okay! 967 01:23:38,370 --> 01:23:41,146 Yeah, all right, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 968 01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:44,029 Anybody got a problem with that? 969 01:23:44,109 --> 01:23:45,597 - No! No! No! - No! No! No! 970 01:23:45,677 --> 01:23:47,465 Then let's get naked. 971 01:23:47,545 --> 01:23:49,527 - Oh, yeah! - Yeah. 972 01:24:00,925 --> 01:24:04,349 This is radical restructuring! 973 01:24:06,498 --> 01:24:10,970 It's simple. If you wanna be the best, you've got to party with the best. 974 01:24:17,042 --> 01:24:21,388 Know it, live it, love it. 975 01:24:40,131 --> 01:24:42,304 Are you ready for a hot tub? 976 01:24:48,606 --> 01:24:50,647 I love my life. 977 01:25:10,895 --> 01:25:13,034 Welcome to my kingdom.