1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:04,350 Usually the hospital takes over your life, but I had a day off, the sun was 2 00:00:04,350 --> 00:00:06,970 out, and Charlie and I weren't going to pass this up. 3 00:00:07,330 --> 00:00:12,490 I am so excited I get you for the whole day. Me too. All I need is the surf, the 4 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:13,490 sun, and you. 5 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:15,590 Really? Because it doesn't seem that way. 6 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:20,990 Charlie, Dorians have been beaching this way since the dawn of sand. 7 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:23,450 I promise you, these are just the bare essentials. 8 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,350 Now, help me lift this hibachi out of my trunk. 9 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:31,400 The most expert doctors know how to seamlessly weave our work into our 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,640 relationships. I'm so sorry that you have to wait for me. Who knew a kid 11 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,160 could swallow all 50 state quarters? 12 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,440 Yeah, look, from my first time riding the Elliott train, I know what the life 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,720 of a doctor is like. Okay, well, I promise you will not be much longer. 14 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,700 He's already pooped out half the Louisiana purchase. 15 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,180 Oh, that's good. Oh, that's Colorado. 16 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,560 We're heading west. Hey! 17 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:53,430 But the rookies let their home and work life get all mixed up. Uh-uh. Amara, you 18 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:56,250 know we do not have room in the fridge at home for all that. We do. You threw 19 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,750 away my yogurts. They were expired. 20 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,170 Yogurt can't expire. 21 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:00,830 They already went bad. That's what makes it yogurt. 22 00:01:01,030 --> 00:01:04,090 I know a doctor did not just say that to me. Oh, my goodness, you guys are 23 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:05,190 squabbling. It must stop. 24 00:01:05,570 --> 00:01:08,410 This morning, Carla left and took the kids. Damn. 25 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:13,730 I'm so sorry. I kind of saw it coming, though. On a trip to Shana, it was a 26 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:15,590 birthday gift so I can have a night to do what I want. 27 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,080 By the way, J.D. and I, we used to steal food cups all the time. 28 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:20,460 Here's a word of advice. 29 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,860 If you leave them in your trunk, the raccoons will come. 30 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:26,780 They will come. 31 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,640 I hope my dad still wants to celebrate at your age. 32 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:30,880 Run. 33 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:36,260 As for me, I was ready for a carefree day. But the hospital follows you 34 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:38,780 everywhere. No, please tell me you don't have to go. 35 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,480 Don't you worry. Nothing is ruining beach day. 36 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:46,190 You thought I was better. I got a UTI from my catheter. That's not my problem, 37 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,310 bro. I need a day off. 38 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:51,710 Let me out! Let me out! 39 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:55,410 Listen, you dirty old bastard. I promised my girlfriend a day at the 40 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:59,830 beach. So you're gonna stay in here with your inflamed urethra until we're all 41 00:01:59,830 --> 00:02:00,830 beached out. 42 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:02,010 You got me? 43 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,090 Let it happen. 44 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:08,910 I'm so sorry. I gotta go in. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. People are 45 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:09,910 living too long. 46 00:02:11,019 --> 00:02:13,840 Hey, do you think if I get really sick, would you spend the whole day with me? 47 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,660 Because if so, I will open a biohazard bin with my mouth. 48 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:20,940 Wow, this feels familiar. Oh, good, Sean. You're reaching that phase in your 49 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:24,540 relationship where you're realizing that you're in a non-consensual three-way 50 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:28,400 with a cold and needy mistress. A hospital. That was a long way to go 51 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,680 around the block for that, Sean, and we're not in any phase. 52 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,520 I will take care of this as quickly as possible, and we will get back to our 53 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,820 day. Well, you'd better. 54 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:37,600 Otherwise, you won't be seeing me. 55 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:39,060 Yes. 56 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,060 Shouldn't you go help that guy? Getting to it, Chong. 57 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:52,120 I can't do this all on my own No, I know I'm no Superman 58 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:57,180 I'm no Superman 59 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,860 Tonight was a big night for everyone. It was Turk's birthday dinner, and young 60 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:04,920 Asher was doing his first ever solo night shift. 61 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:08,000 Asher, I was going to write you an inspirational speech, but I ran out of 62 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,220 time. So instead, I think I'll just tell you what my mentor told me on my very 63 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:13,220 first night float. 64 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,240 Listen, 65 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,530 Janine. This is a lot of weight to put on your oh-so-feminine shoulders, so 66 00:03:20,530 --> 00:03:22,930 just try not to kill anyone. 67 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:27,370 But when you inevitably do, why don't you go ahead and just lie down there 68 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:29,550 next to him so I can get rid of you both. 69 00:03:29,890 --> 00:03:30,890 Okay? 70 00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:35,510 I'm sorry, I remember the subtext of that being, you got this, but I was 71 00:03:35,510 --> 00:03:37,310 wrong. Anyway, you got this. 72 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:40,630 Thank you. You do got this, babe. 73 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:43,010 If a patient starts bleeding out, just say... 74 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:46,130 Not on my watch. Well, I don't know. If someone's bleeding out, I probably 75 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:48,090 shouldn't stop for a catchphrase. Say it. 76 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:49,810 Not on my watch. What? 77 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:55,910 All right, Mr. Whistle's surgery went really well. 78 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:57,950 Amara, you're running point on recovery. 79 00:03:58,310 --> 00:04:01,370 Got it. I can't imagine the kind of garbage he had to eat for his arteries 80 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:02,370 to get that clogged. 81 00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:08,570 Probably a whole lot of red meat. I'm guessing dry-aged ribeye with a side of 82 00:04:08,570 --> 00:04:10,470 creamy horseradish vegetables. 83 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,780 With the surprise bacon inside. 84 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:19,839 Juicy-ass lobster, drenched with warm butter, tripping down my chin as I take 85 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:20,399 it. Okay! 86 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:23,540 You have that look in your eyes that my grandpa gets when he watches the Dallas 87 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:24,540 Cowboy Cheerleaders. 88 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:27,880 That's because I'm a married man, Deshauna. It's the only thing I'm 89 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,880 allowed to lust after. 90 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:33,920 Food! Look, guys, tonight is really important to me, all right? I've been 91 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,940 planning this thing for months, so do not page me unless someone's dead. Got 92 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:38,200 it? They gotta be dead. 93 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:39,399 What do they gotta be? 94 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,400 Dead. 95 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:44,480 Meetses from my head to my feetses. Turk, if you're letting JD bring Charlie 96 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,680 tonight, I should get to bring Sean. 97 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,360 JD's not bringing Charlie. I have to bring Charlie, Turk. We have clearly 98 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,020 reached the phase where... Where she's realizing that it's hard to date a 99 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:54,120 doctor. Yeah, Sean thinks so too. Oh, does he? 100 00:04:54,340 --> 00:04:58,360 But yes, that is what's happening. Turk, tonight is my only night off for weeks. 101 00:04:58,540 --> 00:05:01,060 I have to bring Charlie or she'll kill me. It's my birthday. 102 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:04,690 I want to spend it with my best friends and a whole lot of meats. Okay, I didn't 103 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:07,690 want to have to do this, but please, please, please let me bring Charlie. I 104 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:11,510 cannot be single again. I need a place to park all my love, Turk. Let me park 105 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:12,590 it in her, Turk. 106 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:15,530 Let me park it in her. 107 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:19,210 This is so typical. You always give him whatever he wants. He's your favorite. 108 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:22,970 There are downsides. He's harder on me. Guys, you keep this up, we're not 109 00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:23,970 getting a puppy. 110 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,210 Look, just do whatever you want. 111 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:26,590 Stop yelling at me. 112 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,760 Okay, are you sure you're gonna be okay tonight? 113 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:36,280 I was gonna make you a care package, but here's a Korean energy bar I found in my 114 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,320 locker. It's shrimp and chocolate. 115 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,360 300 milligrams of caffeine. 116 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,640 Thank you. 117 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:46,100 I will eat it, and with every irregular heartbeat, I'll think of you. It's okay, 118 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,220 I got this. 119 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,220 That's what they all say. 120 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,760 But have you heard the story of Black Cloud Bailey? 121 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,420 She had code after code. 122 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:01,800 One patient even exploded But what finally drove her to run out of here 123 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:08,600 barefoot and crazy was the call from the room down the hall That room that hasn't 124 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:13,760 had a patient in it for over 43 years yet Someone hits the call button from 125 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:20,740 that room every night and tonight You will be the one to answer it still 126 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:21,740 feel ready 127 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,990 Yes, I'm from England. The whole place is haunted. Growing up, my best friend 128 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:30,050 was the ghost of the boy who died in my bedroom 200 years earlier. 129 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:32,130 Ghost stuff doesn't scare me. Oh, yeah? 130 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:33,370 Well, this will. 131 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:35,130 Here are your five night call pagers. 132 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:47,510 Oh, hey, girl. 133 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:52,100 Tonight was a special night, and I needed to show the guest of honor how 134 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:53,100 much they meant to me. 135 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,060 Yeah! Sorry. 136 00:06:56,280 --> 00:07:03,040 To old friends, to new friends, Sean, no matter how busy I get, 137 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,520 I will always make time for Charlie. 138 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,420 And to Turk, thank you for having us, and happy birthday. Happy birthday. I 139 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:15,560 was getting there, Sean. There's a natural ebb and flow to these things, 140 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,820 okay? I was trying to ebb a little, and you just flowed all over it. Ooh, they 141 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,360 have a table side Caesar salad. 142 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:24,680 Nope, Elliot, not tonight. We're not ordering from the menu like commoners. 143 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,180 We're waiting on the meat board. And don't disrespect that steak by getting 144 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:29,780 it medium. I'm getting mine bloody. 145 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,020 Like that guy's eye? 146 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:35,620 Wow, that is quite the subconjunctival hemorrhage. I bet you the first round is 147 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,400 ocular herpes. You have yourself a deal. 148 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:41,560 Guys, no medical talk, okay? I'm trying to show Charlie I can spend one night 149 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,560 free of the hospital. 150 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:46,480 Oh, you don't get to dictate what people talk about, Kim Jong Dorian. Okay, come 151 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,940 on, guys. If we're just gonna keep fighting, then what was the divorce for? 152 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:49,879 Shut up, Sean. 153 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,920 No, don't shut up, Sean. You're absolutely right. Guys, let's have a 154 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,020 little bit of fun. When we were interns, we used to sit across the street at the 155 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:58,720 bar and dream about eating at a place like this. I actually came here all the 156 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,840 time when I was an intern. What? If you wear a short skirt... and slowly lick 157 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,840 your martini olives. 158 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:08,240 While making eye contact with an old guy wearing a pinky ring, he will definitely 159 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,640 buy you dinner. Oh, the trick is figuring out how much you can eat before 160 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,080 yelling, I'm not a prostitute, and then running out of the restaurant. 161 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,840 Oh, my God. I did the same thing at Dave and Buster's. Oh, man. 162 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,720 I wish I would have done it somewhere nice like this. 163 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:24,120 Those are some good tannins. Actually, J.D., tannins in champagne? Almost 164 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,120 undetectable. 165 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,580 So, when do I actually get to invite Blake into our apartment? 166 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,920 Anytime you want. 167 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:34,049 As long as I'm not eating, sleeping, studying, working out, or anytime during 168 00:08:34,049 --> 00:08:35,049 my pre- or post-workout stretches. 169 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:36,350 So, never. 170 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:37,370 Works for me. 171 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:41,610 I gotta go. Something's wrong with Mr. Witzel. 172 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:43,929 What's wrong, Mr. Witzel? 173 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:48,010 Are you having shortness of breath? Chest pains? No, it's my disgusting 174 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:49,010 roommate. 175 00:08:49,270 --> 00:08:50,770 Tell her to eat quietly. 176 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:54,150 Or you could turn off the machines that are keeping him alive. 177 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:57,890 Mr. Witzel, I get it. I have a roommate who doesn't always consider my feelings. 178 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,800 But the way I deal with it is to just think about it all the time, have a lot 179 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,800 of anxiety, and do nothing. 180 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,760 But you have a heart thing, so I will get you some earplugs and a sedative. 181 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:08,020 Thank you. 182 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,580 Hope you choke on it, Don. 183 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:17,300 Hey. Sam, if you're back here for sex, I can't do it twice in one day. I thought 184 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,300 that was a role-play thing. 185 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,520 I'm an old man. 186 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,600 He's tired. 187 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:21,840 It wasn't. Oh. 188 00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:26,310 Anyway, I just thought I'd come in and keep you company. I know it's hard to 189 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:27,289 handle this place alone. 190 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:29,470 Plus, around 10 p.m., Dubois goes full bitch. 191 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:32,150 So I thought I'd come in and catch some strays for you. 192 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:36,070 Tosh, didn't you tell me you got a lot of bald ants? Yeah, why? 193 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:37,470 Because you look like you're going bald. 194 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:40,850 See? Stray caught. 195 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,230 Didn't even phase me. 196 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:46,850 I had successfully shut down medical talk, but unfortunately, there was only 197 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:49,430 one person who could talk about work. It doesn't matter. 198 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,760 what they teach you in school. 199 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,380 You really get to know a red-breasted merkenzer when you're cleaning the crude 200 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:57,260 oil off their majestic little bodies. Nobody cares, Sean. 201 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,580 You're so right, J.D. Nobody cares. 202 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,220 That's why I volunteered. 203 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,220 Oh, that is so sexy. 204 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:04,760 Yeah? Come here. 205 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,640 Oh, wow, wow. 206 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:16,540 I wish you would have let me finish chewing my shrimp first. 207 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,780 Yeah, I do too. 208 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,080 Are you having fun? Yeah. 209 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,620 Oh, no. 210 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,680 That's the same tone Charlie used when I asked her to come to my adult violin 211 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:30,460 recital. Turk, I'm losing it. I need you to go full party boy. 212 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:33,660 Nah, man, I'm enjoying my shrimp right now. They gave me extra because it's my 213 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,100 birthday. Please, Turk, I need this. Party boy. 214 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,320 Fine. 215 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,160 What's happening, Turk's Table? How's everybody doing tonight? 216 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,880 Woo! That was the weakest woo I ever heard in my life. 217 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,220 And you know what happens when I get weak woos? 218 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,900 I pop them bottles! 219 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:55,300 Classic party boy. Oh, I had my eye on this bottle of 95 Chateau Margaux. No, 220 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,760 no, no, no. You're not getting a bottle of that. 221 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,340 You're getting two! 222 00:10:58,940 --> 00:10:59,940 Yes! 223 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,260 Awesome! Bring the meat boy! 224 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:08,480 Meat boy! Meat boy! Meat boy! Meat boy! Unfortunately, just when you start to 225 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,260 relax, the hospital reminds you it's always there. 226 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,400 So then I said to him, Dusty, we are not playing spin the bottle. You are my 227 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,580 second cousin, and this is Grandma's funeral. 228 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:20,340 First of all, we're definitely going to my family's for Christmas. 229 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:22,860 Secondly, why are you still here? 230 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,420 Please go home. 231 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,920 I've got this. 232 00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:31,310 His blood pressure is dropping. Well, I don't know why. He's diabetic, but his 233 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:34,050 glucose levels were normal. What about this wound on his leg? I treated it. It 234 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:35,750 was just a small ulcer. Yeah, but look at it now. 235 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,650 Tensedema and striations. I think that's necrotizing fasciitis. 236 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:41,510 I'll page Dr. Turk. He's going to need surgery. No, there's no time for that, 237 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:44,230 Asher. If he doesn't have an emergency debridement and fasciotomy, he could 238 00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:45,470 lose his leg. I'll page Amara. 239 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,510 Are you off? Yeah, shift just ended. Can you cover Mr. Wetzel? I've got to get 240 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,230 one of Asher's patients to surgery. Yeah, of course. 241 00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:59,440 Now that's what I'm talking about. We want all of these, especially the little 242 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,880 cutie from Japan, but I want that one too. What is that? I want that. Turk, I 243 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,980 think that's for display only. I don't care if it's for display. Let's put it 244 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:06,980 on the grill and see what happens. 245 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,920 Bring me the golden steak. Golden steak. 246 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,380 Golden steak. 247 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,580 Golden steak. 248 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,140 We living it up, y'all. Living it up. Golden steak. 249 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,520 Golden steak. 250 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,960 Somebody's dead. 251 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,160 Golden steak? 252 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:25,010 What happened? I missed it. Turk has to go back to the hospital, but we get to 253 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,610 stay here and have fun. I'll be right back. 254 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:31,450 JD, I got a closer look at our waiter's eye. There's visible pooling between the 255 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:34,510 cornea and the iris. It's hyphema. If we don't get him to the ER immediately, he 256 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:35,349 could go blind. 257 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:36,990 Elliot, you're overreacting as usual. 258 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,250 More wine, sir? 259 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,370 Oh, my God. Be cool. 260 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:41,770 Oh, my God. 261 00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,109 Hey, call upstairs. 262 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:48,290 I got a grade three hyphema here. Nurse, thank you. Are you guys sure you didn't 263 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,290 want to stay at the restaurant? 264 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,950 No, no, no. I lost my appetite after hearing this little guy scream about 265 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:55,290 going blind. It's Liam. Calm down, Liam. You have enough troubles. Charlie, if I 266 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:58,510 escort him upstairs, I can get him seen way faster. But I've done this to you 267 00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,790 enough. Just say the word and I'll stay. Stay. What? 268 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:04,870 Liam. Just go. I can't be responsible for another man losing an eye. What? 269 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:06,570 What? Nothing. Go. Okay, Liam. 270 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,450 I'll be back. Mm-hmm. 271 00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,350 Well, here we are again. Yep. 272 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,060 Want to catch a movie in pediatrics? Why not? 273 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:14,979 What's playing? 274 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,860 Frozen. It's always frozen. 275 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,440 Shall we Chateau Margot? 276 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,740 Okay. 277 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:23,740 Mr. Witzel has unfortunately passed. 278 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,960 Time of death? 279 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,960 Somewhere in between apps and entrees. 280 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,640 Sign here, please. 281 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,020 I'm not signing anything. 282 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:34,580 While I was busy saving Asher's patient, Deshana let mine die. 283 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:38,220 Yep, Mar, that's exactly what happened. Mr. Witzel said, hey, I'm gonna die if 284 00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,440 that's cool with you. And I said, yeah, it's cool. You do you. 285 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:45,230 It's unexpected, but that guy was a very high pre-op surgical risk, and so 286 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,850 cerebral embolization can occur. 287 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,330 It's nobody's fault. So you want to take that bass out of your voice now? Just 288 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,330 sign here, guys. 289 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,500 Please. You know what, Tishana? 290 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,960 Maybe you don't have to be sorry that the patient died, but can't you be sorry 291 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,720 that my patient died? I mean, this is exactly what it's like to live with you. 292 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:02,180 You throw away my yogurts, and you won't let me have sex with Blake. Okay, I 293 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,980 didn't need to know all about that. You barreled through all of my feelings. 294 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:08,120 Okay, I feel wrong saying this as a woman, but your feelings are crazy. 295 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,300 You form an emotional attachment to anything. 296 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,840 I mean, who still keeps in contact with their Uber drivers? 297 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,380 I do, and you know what? 298 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:17,820 Kareem was right about you. We are too different to be friends. I agree. 299 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Please, guys, please. 300 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:23,570 My wife's at an indoor water park right now with three of our daughters and 301 00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,650 their two friends that nobody likes. 302 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:29,250 Also, she can give me the gift of freedom from female squabbling. 303 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,650 Do you know what humidity does to my wife's hair? 304 00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:35,850 No, you don't. There's no way you do. So stay friends or don't stay friends. I 305 00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:37,490 don't care. But sign the damn paper. 306 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,890 Because my wife will not endure looking like a Dominican Richard Simmons for 307 00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:41,890 nothing. 308 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:45,650 Fever's down. 309 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,750 He's doing well. 310 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:48,970 Can I get a nod on my watch? 311 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:52,830 No, Sam, you can't. And why are you still here? I didn't need you. I would 312 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:56,050 have figured out he wasn't septic. I know. You're so good at it. It's like 313 00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:59,530 you have gaydar, but for sepsis. This isn't some joke, Sam. It's obvious 314 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,470 you're only here because you didn't think I could handle it. 315 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,230 Asher, that's not why I came back. 316 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:05,590 Hey, don't stress. 317 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:07,610 It's the number one cause of baldness. 318 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,350 All this, man troubles. 319 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,790 Marcus, Gerald. 320 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:14,630 Marcus catching me with Gerald. 321 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,740 That's why you're going bald. 322 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:24,520 You did an incredible job assisting with that interior chamber paracentesis. What 323 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,199 a rush. 324 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,900 That was a really good catch, Elliot. Hey, you did the hard part. Passed up on 325 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:32,800 the chance to have sex, gave a woman credit, and listened to her. That's like 326 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,160 a men's triple crown. 327 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,400 And I listened to her. 328 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,660 Hey, we still make a pretty good team. 329 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,900 Yeah, we do. 330 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,680 Okay, I know everybody makes fun of JD and my relationship. 331 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,800 The interns pooled our money and hired a psychic to figure out what you two were 332 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,140 to each other in a past life. Amara, I don't believe in any of that stuff. She 333 00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,940 said that he was a horse and you were a black knight. 334 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,160 That explains the dream. 335 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,820 Listen, there's no one in my life I've had better times or worse fights with 336 00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:07,819 than JD. 337 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,060 This hospital is a test. 338 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:16,200 It's either gonna tear you apart or bring you together and make you so 339 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:23,200 close... That you create a pact to die peacefully together holding hands in 340 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200 a nursing home bed. 341 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,140 Isn't that from the end of the notebook? 342 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,640 Is it? 343 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,040 JD lied to me. 344 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,080 He said he made that up. 345 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:40,440 Why are you in the haunted patient room? It's cold and smells like dead flowers. 346 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,280 It reminds me of April in England. 347 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:45,680 Usher, I didn't come in because I thought you needed my help. 348 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:53,620 I came in because this is so embarrassing, but I don't have a 349 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,960 life outside of this hospital. 350 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:59,000 Even my mom told me to stop calling because I was ruining her yoga retreat 351 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 in Oaxaca. 352 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,460 She lives such a rich and full life. 353 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:05,960 We're not supposed to have lives. 354 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,800 Because if we did, we wouldn't be great at this. 355 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,800 And you are really great at this. 356 00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:17,710 Tell you what, next day off, let's go to that harmonizing for beginners class 357 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:18,710 you've been talking about. 358 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:26,230 Did we just lowkey eat that down? 359 00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,430 I don't know what that means, but we almost certainly did not. 360 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:35,550 Also, can we just acknowledge how much we're crushing this? I mean, with our 361 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:38,590 son and our careers, our romantic lives. 362 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,190 If I wasn't us, I'd be jealous of us. 363 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:45,510 I know. God, there were so many times over the past few years that I never 364 00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:49,370 thought I'd be okay again, and I don't even remember the last time I ate 365 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,590 Pringles off my own chest. 366 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,540 Wait, like tip to skin? 367 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,640 No, I just wedge that tube right between the girls and tip on back. Well, your 368 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,720 depression sounds way more delicious than mine. I once slept at the foot of 369 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,900 Turk and Carla's bed, like a dog. I know. Carla sent me a picture. It was 370 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,800 nice, though. They left out this cute little furry staircase I could just 371 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,800 crawl down when I had to go pee and crawl back in when I was done. 372 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,800 Anyway, we've come a long way, and I'm really happy for you. I'm really happy 373 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,800 for you, too. 374 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:20,220 It's clear how much Charlie likes you. Well, thank you. And I know I haven't 375 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:24,300 always been a huge fan of Sean, but he is a handsome SOB. 376 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,720 And I can tell that he really loves you. Yeah, he does. 377 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,740 Speaking of them, should we go look for them? Oh, God, yeah. They're probably 378 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:32,740 bored to tears. 379 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,760 Steak time! 380 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,960 Oh! 381 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:47,260 Damn! Whether he wanted or not, the hospital will always play a part in our 382 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,260 relationships. 383 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,420 It can break you apart. 384 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:54,360 Okay, one last patient. My night float will have been a success. 385 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:02,120 I've been a nurse a long time, and nobody comes back here on their night 386 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,940 off. You really aren't sure he could do this job, are you? 387 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,800 Why would you say that? 388 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,020 You may have made some mistakes, but you're becoming one of the best young 389 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,020 doctors in this place. 390 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,060 I don't know if I could say the same for him. 391 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:20,740 He'll get there. 392 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,280 I'll make sure he does. 393 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,180 It can make you realize what you have. 394 00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,459 You sure Dr. 395 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,279 Turk's paying? 396 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,360 This isn't some weird blessing, right? He said, I ain't getting that damn 397 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,400 deposit back, so somebody better enjoy this. 398 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,860 Of course, we're both vegetarians, so we're gonna have to figure out another 399 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:40,440 way to get our money's worth. Order a bunch of steak and sell the meat on the 400 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,710 street? No, Amara. Alcohol. 401 00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:46,610 Oh, your most expensive bottle of wine. Oh, and two spoons. 402 00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:56,470 And if you're lucky, even when everything else falls apart, the bonds 403 00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:57,950 you formed will still hold. 404 00:19:58,610 --> 00:19:59,610 Thanks. 405 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:03,590 I was really falling in love with Charlie. She was perfect. 406 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,450 I just can't believe Sean left me for that loser. 407 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:08,490 I'm sorry. 408 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:15,690 I just want to take a moment to say to you both that that was crazy, right? 409 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:19,690 They were really going at it. He had her up against the wall like bam, and she 410 00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:23,130 was wrapped around him like, and they went to the hospital. 411 00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,390 That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. 412 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:28,930 Turk, it's not funny. 413 00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,790 I had just booked us a trip to the Bahamas. 414 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,810 It's non-refundable. 415 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,010 I got a steel drum lesson. 416 00:20:43,439 --> 00:20:45,100 Look, it just kind of happened. 417 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,940 You know, I mean, not just. There were sparks when he introduced us. 418 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,620 And then we just started spending so much time together. That's right, 419 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,580 because, you know, you were too busy. 420 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,640 And so were you. Saving lives. And I just, I think she's so great. 421 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,460 Can you stop rubbing his nipple, please? 422 00:20:58,820 --> 00:20:59,820 Oh, sorry. 423 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,760 And Elliot, uh... 424 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,580 I don't know what to say. I feel terrible. 425 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:06,040 You know what, Sean? It's not really your fault. 426 00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,420 It's JD's. What? 427 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,860 He's the one who forced you back into my life, and I'm sitting here like an idiot 428 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:12,840 with my ex-husband, his ex-girlfriend, and my ex-ex-boyfriend. 429 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,460 Well, now, actually, it's ex-ex-ex-boyfriend. 430 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,920 Nobody cares, JD. 431 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,100 Check, please.