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[Interesting follow-up]

2
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3
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-Pull it, pull it!
-Like it, nice and slow.

4
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-Pull it, don't pull it too hard.
-Now it's slower and harder, do you like it?

5
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the next!

6
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-the next!

7
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Issa!

8
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Oh.

9
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I had another accident tonight
Past, I dream of my princess

10
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 -Okay, morning
Goodness, Prince Fomnania.

11
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My name is not "Fum-nan-ya".
It's Foumnaina.

12
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-Like Nania's works.
-Sorry, I didn't agree with my African nomenclature.

13
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What's good about this morning?

14
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Any problems?

15
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-Only you, Dr. Tucker.
-I am your doctor.

16
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-It's not your problem.
-You're just a thug.

17
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My father paid it.

18
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Tell me, are you still involved?
In those romantic fantasies?

19
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I will be champion and win
With the heart of a beautiful princess.

20
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Be a hero and win a heart
Princess, this is beautiful isn't it?

21
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Maybe I can make a simple change,
Some elevator shoes.  Something, maybe?

22
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I will put an Igbo hex on you.

23
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-Oh!
-Keep thinking like that, and you'll never do it again

24
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Get out of here.

25
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Good morning, Andy.

26
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I hope you don't follow in your friend's footsteps there.

27
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You are actually showing progress
For real.  There actually is

28
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-Some hope for you.
-Oh right in the face.

29
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- Hey, down, down, down!
-Hey, keep your hands off that

30
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Don't touch it.  Keep going
Walk please.  Don't touch it!

31
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-He goes!
-Fumnaki, Fumnami!

32
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Bomba stroke, head stroke.

33
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Andy seriously,
Don't follow in his footsteps okay?

34
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- Well, he's following in his footsteps.
I don't mean for you to follow in his footsteps.

35
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-Just keep following him.
-Now he is confused.

36
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- Now they are all confused.
-What is this smell?

37
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-This is the one!
-This is disgusting.

38
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I don't clean that.

39
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40
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41
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42
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Harder harder!  Not like this
Difficulty, not that difficult!

43
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Yes woo hoo!

44
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-Yes, take that!
-What?

45
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46
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Are you done?  You clean that up.

47
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48
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I'm sick and tired of these two delinquents.

49
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I will teach them
A lesson, Mr. Bones.

50
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51
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I'm going to teach them a lesson.

52
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53
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I will have another one.

54
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Help yourself.

55
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-I'm not as stupid as Dr. Tucker thinks.
-I'm sure you're not.

56
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He can't over-treat me
Against my disdain for his foolish head.

57
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Yes so, I'm not sure about that.

58
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Take it, take it.

59
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60
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We must achieve our freedom.

61
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-How will we do that?
-We will run away.

62
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-Where are we going?
-On an adventure.

63
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Oh, I'm so tired of adventure.

64
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I just want a decent meal.

65
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We will make a movie.
A movie about the princess and the hero.

66
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-Are you crazy?
-This is the goal of our film.

67
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-Are you crazy?
-I can have a beautiful woman,

68
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-And I get my fair rewards.
-Hello, can I be in the movie?

69
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Eat pizza and drink beer?

70
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I forgot what real food tastes like.

71
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You can get all the pizza
And the beer you want, Andy.

72
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But it should be
Director, I will be the hero.

73
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This is ridiculous.

74
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-How will I become a director?
-Trust me, Andy.

75
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I have a plan.

76
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Oh God, help us.

77
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I've been trying to solve it
This puzzle is two years old.

78
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You and your invisible friend.

79
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-Good morning.
-Good morning.

80
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-I have good news.
-Oh, what is this?

81
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-I'm about to escape from this miserable place.
-truly?

82
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Yes, and you will help me.
-I be?

83
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-Why would I do that?
- Because if you don't,

84
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Then everyone will know
About Dr. Tucker's dances.

85
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I don't think his wife or...
His boss will approve

86
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That, and both of you
He will be unemployed.

87
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-I will be unemployed
More if--I wouldn't be

88
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Pretty sure about that.

89
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You're new here, maybe not
Do you know anything about his wife?

90
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-And what did you do to another?
Nurse---The last nurse?

91
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She was found gagged and bound
Downstairs I was tortured.

92
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It was on the TV news.

93
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-Oh my God, I didn't know.
-doctor.  Tucker is a very sick man.

94
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He is a shaman who possesses her
Evil spirits.  So

95
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She asked me, who is that?
He must be anesthetized.

96
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But he's a boy scout compared to his wife.

97
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So you can either help me, or
You can be gagged and branded.

98
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Well, what do you want me to do?

99
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-Something very easy, it will be our little secret.
-secret.

100
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A little advice.  But if
If I were you, I'd start carrying a gun.

101
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102
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103
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- Recover the camera.
-now?

104
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This is the opening scene
For our movie.  We have achieved our freedom.

105
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It's a very inspiring moment.

106
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-How do you work this thing?
-Let me see.

107
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It's easy, focus
Automatic, automatic zoom,

108
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Let me try
Give it.  This is the beginning of our film.

109
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110
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-Yes.
-Okay here let me see.

111
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-Hello, I'm Fomnania.
-Wait, I'm the manager right?

112
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-Because I didn't say work?
-Sorry.

113
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-So just wait for me to say it.
-Yes.

114
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-an act.
-Hello, I'm Fomnania, and this is our movie.

115
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It's a movie about a man, me.  Who seeks?

116
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To find a princess
Jamila can save her.

117
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His reward in the end is a kiss.

118
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-kiss?
-Yes.

119
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-Is this all you expected?
-That's all I want.

120
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What kind of African are you?  Who
You're supposed to be a noble savage.

121
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I am a noble person.  But this one
America, we must be romantic.

122
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- No, no, this is stupid.
-It's my mission.

123
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It's my movie, it's my story, Andy.

124
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-fine.
-good.

125
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All I have to do now is
Find my princess and save her.

126
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Look.

127
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128
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-Hello, my princess.
-Are you photographing me?

129
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-Yes.
-Why?

130
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-So you can be in our movie.
-Why do I want to be in your movie?

131
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Because I'm the hero, you will be
Princess, I will earn a kiss.

132
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133
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You're kidding, right?

134
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-Okay, wait a minute, am I getting hit?
-What is this punk?

135
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:21,828
Oh my God, are you serious?
Really about earning a kiss?

136
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Yes.

137
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Good luck with that, stranger!

138
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-It didn't go well.
-Do you have any suggestions?

139
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:40,194
Yes, American girls,
They like aggressive men.  Enough

140
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With that, magic and chivalry.  Use
Some animal magnetism.

141
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-Maybe I should be the star of this movie?
-Then give me the camera,

142
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-And you go try.
-Me too, no-

143
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,075
-You're not, try
Now, don't eat the chicken.

144
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-I can't talk to a girl.
-No chicken.

145
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-Don't make me not want to
Talk to--Okay.

146
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:03,870
-Oh, what about her?
-Please, what time is it?

147
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,742
- Oh, it's almost six.
-Do I know you?

148
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:11,486
-I don't think so.
-Nice introductions, I thought

149
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I got to know these people.
Can you be my princess?

150
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,186


151
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,799
Not even in your dreams, boy
The house is now out of my way.

152
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Turn off that damn camera.

153
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-Don't picture my ass.
-I can't help him.

154
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-It's big and beautiful.
-I want to see her spank you again.

155
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:47,522
Someday we will get it
Star on the Walk of Fame.

156
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,624
-Our movie is a failure.
-How can you say that?

157
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,670
-You are not a hero.
-And you are not a manager.

158
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:09,936
How dare you insult me?
How long have you been a film critic?

159
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:15,245
Instead of kissing you, all your princesses
They ask you to kiss their ass.

160
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:22,774
Is there anything you want to talk about?
About him?  Maybe something from your past?

161
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:26,604
-What do you want to know?
-I don't know, why don't we start?

162
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,171
With the nurse that I was
Have sex with me before me?

163
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:37,267
-Really wasn't in the news?
She went crazy, and you kidnapped her?

164
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,442


165
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,836
-Oh, this.

166
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:45,623
This was you know, and it was
That's just an unfortunate misunderstanding.

167
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,800
Well, what kind of understanding
What a pity that will happen,

168
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,673
-When did you find out about me?
-You won't do that.

169
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,460
-It's obviously dangerous.
-Not anymore.

170
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:01,639
-And you, are you sure about that?
-I took care of this problem.

171
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,120
how?

172
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:08,124
Let's just say it's in
Eventually, you'll see.

173
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,299


174
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,520
Why are you even with someone like this?

175
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:18,352
Because her family is rich.
has a trust fund,

176
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:24,401
I mean let's just say it is
Like my insurance policy.

177
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:28,188
In case anything happens
South, which is unlikely to happen.

178
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,539
Oh my God, you're a piece of work.

179
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,194
Oh my God what does this say?
About me?  Do I need treatment?

180
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:37,545
Am I?  What is your professional opinion of me?

181
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:42,028
-Well I couldn't help you.  This is a conflict of interest.
-Oh that would be unethical.

182
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,378
-Do you know what is not a conflict of interest?

183
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:48,077
Well, yes?
Me and my little friend are here.

184
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,559
-Oh!
- Yes, if your wife comes close to me,

185
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,823
I'm going to blow that up
Bitch next week.

186
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,477


187
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,308
Dr. Tucker?

188
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,443


189
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,580
Is everything okay?
Is she your wife?

190
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,627
-The operator or worker.
-I'm Dr. Douglas Tucker, from the county hospital.

191
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,980
We had an escape in a suite
Psychiatry, double escape.

192
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:33,949
The real hero is not
He is discouraged by rejection.

193
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:39,737
You're a romantic idiot.
The worst kind of idiot.

194
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:45,178
We were just looking for type
The sinner is female.  To be a hero,

195
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:50,139
I have to save a woman from a terrible situation.

196
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:55,405
-This way I will earn my kiss.
-Do you have any idea how stupid you look now?

197
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,366
Women today are having fun
With her problems.  This is their excuse

198
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:03,544
-For everything.
-We will find a woman with great morals.

199
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,245
-Here in this city?

200
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:14,120
-Car 47 is reporting.
Two mentally ill patients escaped from psychiatry

201
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,904
Ward in the district hospital.

202
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,820


203
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,358
I'm tired, I'll go, I'll see you later.

204
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,284
This is our princess, I'm sure of it.

205
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,982
It looks like she needs to be rescued.

206
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:55,987
-From what?
-I don't know.  But I'm going to find out.

207
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,469
-Prepare yourself.
-Prepare yourself.

208
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,515
That girl will slap you.

209
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,191
Do you follow me?

210
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,722
-You better not be policemen.
-Do we look like policemen?

211
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,507
No, but this will be it
It's the goal, isn't it?

212
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,903
-Turn this thing off.
-We're making a movie.

213
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:47,300
-about what?
- About the princess he saved, I am the hero.

214
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:51,086
-Is he retarded?
-Border line.

215
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,612
-What is your name?
-I am Fomanya.

216
00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:01,357
Fuma-ya-ya, or whatever it is.
What type of name is that?

217
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:06,884
-Africa, I am Igbo.
-What is Igbo?

218
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:11,759
-It's my tribe.
My tribe is made up of men obsessed with money.

219
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:18,287
- Who will attach you with a name like that?  -my dad.

220
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,901
It means "one who inspires love."

221
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,948
Wow, how did that work out for you?

222
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:35,696
Trust me, "Fumnanya"
Not a hero's name.  With a name

223
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,655
Like this, you won't get it
Girl never.  Any girl.

224
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,311


225
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:52,365
-So do you want a date or not?
-I'm not sure.

226
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:57,892
Well, if you want a date, I live in
Next building, gray building, second floor.

227
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,764
Easy to find.  I'm Candy.

228
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:08,119
What, Candy?  This is very close to
Andy, she can't be your princess.

229
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:12,820
You really don't see do you?
Your princess is a professional.

230
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,257
Professional at what?

231
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,827
Our film turns into a farce.

232
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,440


233
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:26,877


234
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,631


235
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,268


236
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,209


237
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:05,106


238
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,200
I'm so sorry, your door was open.

239
00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:16,073
Are you well?

240
00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,208
Have you changed your thinking?

241
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:25,648
-Changed my mind?
-For an appointment.

242
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:31,959
How do you like it?

243
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:37,312
-like what?
- Doesn't he understand that?

244
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:42,970
-It doesn't really seem like it.
-Despite that.  Maybe a little show and tell?

245
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:50,934
Do you like it from the front?  behind?

246
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,677
I like it the traditional way.

247
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,419
Why is it so boring?

248
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:07,037
-You've been with a woman before, haven't you?
-A woman, a lot of women.

249
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:11,607
In my country I am number one.

250
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:20,094
What a woman.

251
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,401
Hear me roar.

252
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:29,495


253
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:47,121
That was a short appointment
Very, did you have a good time?

254
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,690
Enjoy a lot.

255
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:55,129
Well, how about $50?

256
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,828
-50 dollars?
- Yes, discount, just for you.

257
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:02,832
-My hero.
-Pay Mrs. Casanova.

258
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:07,663
-Where am I supposed to get $50?
-You don't have any money?

259
00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:12,276
Not $50, Dad
He left me nothing.

260
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,845
Some father, it seems
Like me.  What do you have?

261
00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:25,289
-I have zero dollars.
-12 dollars.

262
00:24:26,813 --> 00:24:29,337
You fool!
Get the hell out of here!

263
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:34,951
- This is 12 dollars,
That's approximately 30 seconds!

264
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:38,738
-Get out of here.
-Do you want $24 per minute?

265
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,741
This equates to $1440 in
An hour, which is an insane amount.

266
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:54,971
-I'm sorry, next time it'll be longer.
-Get out of here!

267
00:24:56,146 --> 00:24:57,844
-Welcome.
-Welcome.

268
00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:00,847
-Hello.
-What the hell is this?

269
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,544
We're making a movie.

270
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:08,158
-I thought you said you never do porn?
-I'm not Rocco,

271
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:12,249
-I don't do porn.
-Who the fuck are you guys?

272
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,687
-I am the hero.
-I'm Andy.

273
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:16,384
He is our manager.

274
00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:28,048
Is this what I think it is?
Is this yours or mine?  Hmm?

275
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:32,661
-It's his.
-This will cost you, hero.

276
00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:34,881
-100 dollars.
-100 dollars?

277
00:25:35,055 --> 00:25:37,840
--She told me
That's only $50.

278
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:41,148
It's $100, otherwise you'd pay double

279
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:42,628
In exchange for making a movie or
Ejaculation on my floor.

280
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:47,371
-I don't have any more money.
-This will be a problem.

281
00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:50,984
-Is he the only customer tonight?
-Yes.

282
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,944
Girl, you're being too lazy for me, I need you
To the money, and I need a lot of money.

283
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,165
I give you everything I get ok?
And you spend it on coke and gambling,

284
00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:01,647
-It's not my fault.
-Shut up, okay?

285
00:26:01,864 --> 00:26:04,258
Leave her alone gomgat!

286
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:11,831
What the hell did you call me?  Do you?
This is some kind of Rasta starter kit?

287
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,485
-Watch yourself.
-He already paid.

288
00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,618
Okay, go to
Home, I'll get you your money.

289
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:22,755
Well, you better know what
It is correct.  Boys later.

290
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,063


291
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,412
What did you call him?

292
00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:43,689
-Yes, Rocco?
-Listen to me, I can't pay you tonight.

293
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:46,866
Not tonight anyway, okay?

294
00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:50,043
-You should go.
-He goes?

295
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,742
He owes drug money to the mafia
Russian, and they can appear at any time.

296
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,527
-It's a fucking coke head.
-I will protect you.

297
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,489
- Explain to the camera how you need protection.
-I'm a big girl,

298
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,926
-I can take care of myself.
-For our movie.

299
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,409
-Oh.  I need protection.
-From whom?

300
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:12,369
-my dear.
-He's not your friend.

301
00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:15,677
-My pimp.
-I will be your guardian.

302
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:20,464
-He will kill you.
- Maybe, but I will die with honor while protecting my woman.

303
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,859
-Oh now I'm your woman?
- Yes, he claimed you.

304
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:27,776
-I don't belong to anyone.
- I am also your salvation.

305
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:32,085
-This is the goal of our film.
-He's crazy.

306
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:36,002
He's a hopeless romantic.
This is worse than madness.

307
00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:48,231
I think you are a nice person
Very much, I appreciate your offer.

308
00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:51,713
But I don't want to see you get hurt.

309
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,586
I got myself into this mess,
It's up to me to get myself out of it.

310
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:58,677
Yes I totally agree,
I mean that's on you.

311
00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:03,986
But I want to help.

312
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,774
I want to be your prince.

313
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:12,125
-That's sweet, but.
-but.

314
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:16,999
-nothing.
-Tell me.

315
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:22,483
Tell me, and you'll feel better.

316
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:26,400
No, I would feel bad.

317
00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,931
If she doesn't tell her her secret, kill her.

318
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:43,591
Look in the mirror, if I see what I see,

319
00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:50,554
You are beautiful, independent, and very smart.

320
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:56,996
Can I get a withdrawal?

321
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:04,786


322
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,572
Why are you doing this to yourself?

323
00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:15,362
May I use your bathroom?

324
00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:21,542
Wait under the bed!
Get under the bed, quickly!

325
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:28,331
-I told you to go home.
-I need money and tonight.

326
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:32,161
-I won't come back again, I'm tired.
-Why?

327
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,903
-You haven't worked all day.
-Go home.

328
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:39,647
Look, I have to pay my debt
For Russians, unless you have a type

329
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,433
Of the money here you didn't tell me
About him, I have to pay with you now.

330
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,349
-This is not funny.
-It's not supposed to be like this.

331
00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:49,613
-Well you belong to me, so.
-Damn you!

332
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:51,224


333
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,052
Stay calm.

334
00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:56,795


335
00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,884
-No, I don't do that.
-Don't make me hit you again.

336
00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:00,799
-no.
-No, don't do anything.

337
00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:04,454
-Shit!
- Don't make me hurt you, nigger.

338
00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:09,329
-Hey!
-I'm not a nigger.  I am the Igbo prince!

339
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,555
Get out of here or I'll call 911!

340
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,215
This won't save you.

341
00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:30,741
-Or he is your Negro prince.
-Get out of here.

342
00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:32,831
Later.

343
00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:34,963


344
00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:36,312
Are you well?

345
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,145
-You scared him away.
-I did?

346
00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:47,584
-Yes, you did.
-You scared him away.

347
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:50,979
I am the hero.

348
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:57,638
I am a hero.  I am your hero!
We can get married now.

349
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:02,121
I am your hero, yes I am the hero.

350
00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:03,470


351
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,911
-Aren't you packing your bags?
-Packing?

352
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:14,046
-You don't have a gun?
-I don't like weapons.

353
00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:16,875
Oh, how charming.

354
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:18,093


355
00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:26,580
This is my rainy day box.
Rocco doesn't know I have it.

356
00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:29,975
So let me wear a dress
And I'll take you guys out to a nice dinner.

357
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,978
-Yes.
-Yes.

358
00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:35,502
-Okay, wait in the living room.
-Do you want me to photograph you choosing a dress?

359
00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:38,679
-I'm well, thanks.
-Yes.

360
00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:54,347
- I'll take care of Rocco.
-Rocco is not my problem.

361
00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:57,393
- I'll take care of the Russians too.
-You'll need a gun

362
00:31:57,567 --> 00:32:01,571
To do this.  But that's okay,
It's not my problem either.

363
00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:10,363
Rocco and the Russians are just that
Symptoms, the problem is me.

364
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:16,804
-Turn this thing on, I want this in the movie.
-Will you be in our movie?

365
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:21,983
-Indeed, I am.
-You are my princess, I knew that from the beginning.

366
00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:28,947
I don't think I was anyone's princess
before.  It is too late for that now.

367
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:32,951
-Never late.
-That's sweet.

368
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,825
But the only thing that...
Can save me is death.

369
00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:43,178
-This is how I want this movie to end.
-Do you want us to kill you?

370
00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:46,703
No, I want you to help me
In killing myself.

371
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:52,971
I can't do that,
You are my woman, I am the hero.

372
00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:56,931
-And the hero will never kill his wife.
-Are you crazy?

373
00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:02,937
I'm not sure.  The doctor thinks
Tucker I'm crazy, but he's not even

374
00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:06,158
A real psychiatrist.  And that's why
We had to escape from the hospital.

375
00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:11,032
-You ran away from?
-The only reason I'm there is because of my father.

376
00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:13,687
I paid Dr. Tucker to get rid of me.

377
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:19,867
-Did you escape from a mental hospital?
-Yes.

378
00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:25,351
-So you are crazy?
-We're all a little crazy, that's part

379
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:29,398
Of the human condition.  But I'm not
Crazier than everyone else.

380
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:33,185
Great, I was adopted from
Before two lunatics.

381
00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:39,452
Have you decided how you will do it?
That yet?  Suffocation, drowning?

382
00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:43,891
-I need to think about it more.
-You know what you're up to

383
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:46,676
Thinking about?  You guys
Pretty much nobody.

384
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,939
So I don't know who would want it
In distributing this film?

385
00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:54,728
Can we just put it on YouTube?
The virus could spread, and we would become famous.

386
00:33:56,425 --> 00:34:01,648
This is a great idea, viral.  Everyone
Searching the internet nowadays.

387
00:34:01,822 --> 00:34:05,565
Wait, wait a minute.
I'm starting to see a lot of

388
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:07,697
The things I see when...
I stop taking the medicine.

389
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,178
I really need to find
On some medications.

390
00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:15,096
-Do you remember Dr. Tucker's home address?
-What?

391
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:19,579
-The nurse told us while we were running away.
-Oh, 4218 Pearmounts Blvd.

392
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:25,715
Check this out.

393
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:26,934


394
00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,894
-What did you give her?
-Chloral hydrate.

395
00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:34,637
-how?
-At her dinner, she will pass out for hours.

396
00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:38,119
-Okay, but wouldn't you doubt?
Did she just lose consciousness?

397
00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:41,209
No, I told her it was
She has a brain tumor,

398
00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:42,906
And you will start to suffer from
Some fainting.

399
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,823
-Hey come on!  I have a surprise for you.  -Yes.

400
00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:48,042
- Some spices.
-Yes?

401
00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:49,304
-Yes.
-Yes.

402
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,399
Get down, get down!

403
00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:00,402


404
00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,059


405
00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:07,714


406
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,585
-You won't hurt me with this, right?
-Honestly, my love

407
00:35:09,759 --> 00:35:13,198
-I don't care!
-Oh yes!

408
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:18,377
-What's so funny?
-He's dressed like Rhett Butler, from Gone with the Wind!

409
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:25,210
Hey Atlanta on fire Rhett!
Take me home to Tara!

410
00:35:26,385 --> 00:35:29,562
-Take it like a southern belle!  It's fine!
-Yee Hao!

411
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:33,000
He hits that woman, like
A horse in a big triathlon.

412
00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,958

-there!

413
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,744
-Yes!

414
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:44,316
No again?  Will he get up?
South again?

415
00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:46,100


416
00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:49,625
10 minutes?  I swear to God, all
Something, everything is sticky.

417
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,498
-what was that?
-Oh he sees us.

418
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:53,673
 Go! Go! Go!

419
00:35:55,196 --> 00:36:01,202
-It's a raccoon.  -You!

420
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:04,771


421
00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:11,473
-Scarpelli.
-Hey, this is Rhett, I mean this is Dr. Tucker,

422
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:17,131
From the district hospital.  Yes I have
I was the victim of an attempted home invasion.

423
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:20,265
-Have you seen them?
-Is anyone hurt?

424
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,789
-Yes, no.
-How many perpetrators are there?

425
00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:26,880
-Two men and a woman.
-woman?

426
00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:32,059
-I think she's a hostage.
-Well what makes you say that?

427
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:36,672
Because they are sick and running away from me,
Suffering from sexual delusions.

428
00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:42,243
-Do you think the woman was kidnapped by lunatics?
-Yes.

429
00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:45,594
-So these crazy people are dangerous?
-Definitely dangerous.

430
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,381
-Well, do you think they're armed?
-Yes.

431
00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:54,168
Okay, I'll call a new APB.
We'll get these guys.

432
00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:55,865


433
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:58,825
Atlanta is on fire, I hope.
Take me home to Tara!

434
00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:00,043


435
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:04,787
- Oh my God, your psychiatrist is pathetic.

436
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,704
-Oh, he could never do porn!

437
00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:09,966


438
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,280
Have you ever been serious?

439
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,459
-Yes.
-Why?

440
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:31,161
I'm tired of this
Shit, out of this life.

441
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,425
It's not life.

442
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:39,518
Ok I will help you.
But you must help me.

443
00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:43,173
how?

444
00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:50,964
Goodbye to give me a kiss, when
Be ready to say goodbye.

445
00:37:52,661 --> 00:37:53,662
kiss?

446
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:58,798
-Is that all you want?
-That's all I want.

447
00:38:01,888 --> 00:38:05,065
It's not too much to ask
That is, under the circumstances.

448
00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:10,070
This is all I need.

449
00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:17,295
Okay, agreed.

450
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,862
-deal.
-deal.

451
00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,521
Are you sure you are
Want to do this?

452
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,134
Losing your temper already huh?

453
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:38,838
There is one thing.

454
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,669
I would like to see my grandmother before I die.

455
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,454
Your grandmother?  What about your family?

456
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:50,153
I don't care about them.

457
00:38:52,939 --> 00:38:54,332
What will you tell your grandmother?

458
00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:02,992
- Old people are really disgusting.
-Does she have all her teeth?

459
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:06,996
-Is she like a really gross one?
-Do her breasts hang to the floor?

460
00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:08,346


461
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:27,234
-You have to be careful, around grandma.
-Why because she's old?

462
00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:33,414
-Because Candy is not my real name.
-Are you serious?

463
00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:35,721
It's my working name.

464
00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:39,420
What is your real name?

465
00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:42,945
-Emily.
-Emily.

466
00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:49,604
-Is there something wrong with Emily?
- No, it's just that

467
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,521
-I like Candy more.
-Not me.

468
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,785
Well just watch yourself around grandma?

469
00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:02,008
-Do you see that house over there?

470
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,662
This is grandma's house.

471
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:06,534


472
00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:08,797
Do you think she's alive?

473
00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:11,670


474
00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,977
-Grandma!

475
00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:20,418
-Here, hello!
-Hello!

476
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:28,600
-Turn that off, I'm old and ugly.
-Oh we're making a movie.

477
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:34,344
-Oh, about what?
-About a trip.

478
00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:38,827
-Well no one wants to see me.
-I wanted to see you.

479
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,787
-And here you are!
-here i am.

480
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,443
These are my friends.  This is it
Fomannia, this is Andy.

481
00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:51,231
-Fomnania, African?
-Nigerian.

482
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:58,804
-You're Emily's friends from town?
-Yes.

483
00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:04,940
Okay, come in, I'll be back
Have a good dinner.  You must be hungry.

484
00:41:05,419 --> 00:41:10,990
-Lord, we thank you for this
Meal--Do you have any hot sauce?

485
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:14,950
Or no, no.

486
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:24,525
Thank you for this meal,
And for Emily's visit, and for your grace.

487
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:31,401
Forgive us our sins,
And have mercy on our souls, Amen.

488
00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:35,231
-Amen.
-Which man are you talking about?

489
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:37,407
man?

490
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,497


491
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:47,330
Oh, I'm happy
Very nice to see you, Emily.

492
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:53,206
So this trip,
Tell me where are you going?

493
00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:56,688
Paris.

494
00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:02,432
Paris?  What will you do there?

495
00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:08,221
-Construction worker.
-No, no, I...

496
00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:12,660
I was offered a job.  Work for an artist.

497
00:42:15,097 --> 00:42:20,755
-Oh artist, this is very romantic.
-That's how we met.

498
00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,714
I'm an artist too.

499
00:42:22,975 --> 00:42:23,976


500
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:32,854
-Maybe you will find someone to marry in Paris.
-Yes, perhaps.

501
00:42:36,336 --> 00:42:39,905
I just hope it doesn't go away
Very.  I feel like we won't do that

502
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:44,300
-We see each other again.
-This is a good possibility.

503
00:42:46,259 --> 00:42:48,043
I need a new life.

504
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:55,660
Oh we all do.  Especially those of us
Who are old and dilapidated.

505
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:56,835


506
00:42:58,053 --> 00:43:00,055
I appreciate your honesty.

507
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:12,720
I feel like we won't be
Never together again.

508
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:15,941
Why do you want to say that?
Of course we will.

509
00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:18,421
I'm old.

510
00:43:19,814 --> 00:43:22,991
Old enough to know,
I don't have much to live for.

511
00:43:23,165 --> 00:43:27,909
You are young, and your whole life is ahead of you.

512
00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:32,087
At my age, you wake up
Every morning, you wonder

513
00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:33,872
Whether this will be
The last one for you?

514
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:40,792
You know that Jesus knew

515
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:42,750
Certainly this was his last supper.

516
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:47,929
I'm worried about this
It will be my last supper.

517
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:52,499
Oh thank you.

518
00:43:55,415 --> 00:43:58,244
Oh, you're younger than
To worry about death.

519
00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:03,292
You have to cherish every day you live.

520
00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:06,948
Life is a wonderful gift.

521
00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:13,259
Great gift.
Eat, it's getting cold.

522
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,875
fresh apple pie,
Your favorite.

523
00:44:24,183 --> 00:44:26,751
I put something down
Featured for your trip.

524
00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:30,972
Did you tell your mother and father?
Are you moving to Paris?

525
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:35,150
-My father hates me.
-He's still your father.

526
00:44:36,935 --> 00:44:41,591
Your father is flawed, like all of us.
But he's not a bad guy.

527
00:44:42,244 --> 00:44:44,682
-I hope you forgive him.
-Tell him.

528
00:44:46,031 --> 00:44:47,423
I'm in a hurry to get to Paris.

529
00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:55,693
Take care.

530
00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:02,221


531
00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:13,232
-We're perfect for each other, you know?
-we?

532
00:45:14,537 --> 00:45:17,715
We have a lot of things in common.
My father hated me too.

533
00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:22,328
So what is the method of suicide?
Which do you want to use?

534
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:27,246
Hello again,
This is my woman Candy.

535
00:45:28,116 --> 00:45:30,858
Here we are at the hardware store,

536
00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:32,077
Because Candy is tired of living.

537
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:38,257
Which method of suicide
She chose to hang herself.

538
00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:43,741
Which is very good
For our film, because it's so beautiful.

539
00:45:45,264 --> 00:45:48,397
At the end of our movie, I'll receive a kiss.

540
00:45:49,268 --> 00:45:51,357
Which means a happy ending.
Kiss from A-

541
00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:54,577
Stop talking about happiness.
It's a tragedy, okay?

542
00:45:55,970 --> 00:46:00,192
Now what we have to do is
Go to the store and buy a rope.

543
00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:06,633
No one is happy, at the end of a tragedy.

544
00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:21,300
May I help you?
I prefer not to be photographed.

545
00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:24,129
-We're making a movie.
-about what?

546
00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:27,915
- It's a modern-day remake of Romeo and Juliet.
-And it happens

547
00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:31,658
-At the hardware store?
- Don't be a fool, we're here to buy some rope.

548
00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:34,269
-For the movie?
- To climb mountains.

549
00:46:34,443 --> 00:46:38,404
-exactly.
-Romeo and Juliet will be climbing mountains?

550
00:46:39,318 --> 00:46:41,320
-You must be Juliet.
-Yes.

551
00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:44,845
-You look like a good actress to me.
-This is a beautiful rope.

552
00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:49,850
-This is made of polyester, which is not strong enough.
-How about that over there?

553
00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:53,462
What you need is Manila.

554
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,161
Strong weather resistance.  How much do you want?

555
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:04,822
- About 15 feet.
-That's it?

556
00:47:05,126 --> 00:47:08,173
-That will suffice.
-Have you guys ever climbed mountains before?

557
00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:09,827
All the time.

558
00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:14,832
Well, is there anything?
Else I can get you?

559
00:47:17,225 --> 00:47:21,621
A shovel, a plastic bag and some lime.

560
00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:23,884
Gear?

561
00:47:28,715 --> 00:47:29,803
Freeze it here.

562
00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:36,810
-Julia Roberts with red hair.
-It's very good.

563
00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:39,552
-It's very good.
-Hollywood here I come!

564
00:47:39,726 --> 00:47:43,121
Hollywood we will all come!
We will come together.

565
00:47:44,513 --> 00:47:45,558
That's a lot to come.

566
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:52,652
-I'm so handsome here,
Sober, strong, sweaty.

567
00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:56,786
It was hot inside the store.
I'm the next Denzel Washington.

568
00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:01,574
-I see the Oscars in my future.
-What is this thing?

569
00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:02,967
-this?
-Yes.

570
00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:04,316
-Oh, it's a mouse.
-Oh.

571
00:48:05,665 --> 00:48:07,580
-no.  -It's okay, it's okay.

572
00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:09,408
-I don't like mice.
-dew!

573
00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:12,367
-I don't like mice!
-Andy is not a real mouse.

574
00:48:13,281 --> 00:48:15,414
Just don't turn it upside down,
I don't want to see his stomach again.

575
00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:19,200
Is this a robot?
Is this like a robotic mouse?

576
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,989
He is like an elephant, afraid of a mouse.

577
00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:27,252
Hey I never forget.

578
00:48:29,384 --> 00:48:31,560
-It's okay Andy.
-Just keep him away from me, okay?

579
00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:33,214
-We all remember.
-Yes.

580
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:38,306
-You're doing a good job.
- Great job, Andy.

581
00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:41,570
-Thank you.
-You have eyes like a bird.

582
00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:45,923


583
00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:51,754
-Hurry - quickly!
-I'm digging as fast as I can.

584
00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:02,635
-It's not big enough.
-It's big enough.

585
00:49:03,027 --> 00:49:06,378
-I'm very tall.
-Does it matter?

586
00:49:06,682 --> 00:49:08,119
Soon you will die.

587
00:49:10,251 --> 00:49:11,644
I just want it to be all
Something is fine.

588
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,997
What the hell is this?
Scary little girl.

589
00:49:17,650 --> 00:49:21,306
-Are you playing a game?
-This sounds like a game to you?

590
00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:25,136
Gravedigger?
-Is there such a game?

591
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,662
-I think so.
-I think you should go home.

592
00:49:29,836 --> 00:49:30,968
Aren't your parents worried about you?

593
00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:38,540
I'll tell you what, you can
Stay and be in our movie.

594
00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:41,979
-What is your name?
-Amy.

595
00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:46,200
-Yes, correct.  I mean that's her name
Candy, but it's actually Emily.

596
00:49:46,374 --> 00:49:48,898
She says it's Candy, how is she supposed to
Can I believe your name is really Amy?

597
00:49:51,205 --> 00:49:55,253
Well Amy, you're in
Our movie now.  Is there something?

598
00:49:55,427 --> 00:49:59,213
-Would you like to say?  In the camera.
-I wish my father was home.

599
00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:02,173
What is the subject of your film?

600
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:06,090
-It's a fairy tale.
-I like fairy tales.

601
00:50:06,264 --> 00:50:09,789
Me too. Well, it's here
Time to bring little Amy back

602
00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:14,228
Home, come.  We want you to
You get a lot of rest.

603
00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:18,058
This way you can grow
And you become big, strong and very smart.

604
00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:22,715
And one day, you can too
Becoming a director like Andy.  Yes?

605
00:50:23,585 --> 00:50:27,372
-It was a pleasure meeting you.
-It was a pleasure meeting you too.

606
00:50:27,546 --> 00:50:29,722
Well then, night night.

607
00:50:32,203 --> 00:50:33,334
Hop-hop, hop-hop!

608
00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:37,947
The girl gave me the willies.

609
00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:44,128


610
00:50:53,006 --> 00:50:54,790
Something is not right.

611
00:50:58,403 --> 00:50:59,317
Oh!

612
00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:00,492


613
00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:02,711
Oh I blew it!

614
00:51:05,192 --> 00:51:06,672
I got it, I got it, I got it.

615
00:51:07,151 --> 00:51:08,108


616
00:51:08,282 --> 00:51:09,283


617
00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:19,728
It's closed.  That's why.

618
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,428
Maybe it could be checked
Than before you try to light it?

619
00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:31,740
It'll be fine, wait.
Let me clear the smoke.

620
00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:35,788
Let me clarify that.
I will get everything perfect.

621
00:51:36,702 --> 00:51:40,358
Everything will be perfect.
I'll get the mood back.

622
00:51:40,793 --> 00:51:42,055
Give me one minute.

623
00:51:44,884 --> 00:51:45,928


624
00:51:58,245 --> 00:52:01,118
Genius, you can't
Wet wood kindling.

625
00:52:02,293 --> 00:52:05,948
-It will light up when the wood dries.
-Yes No Why don't you do that?

626
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:09,387
Turn that light off, and we'll improve
That mood you keep talking about.

627
00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:23,183
Ladies and gentlemen,

628
00:52:24,445 --> 00:52:28,362
It's Kandi's last night
alive.  It must be private.

629
00:52:28,884 --> 00:52:33,150
And in a moment she will be relieved of all her sadness.

630
00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:38,024
But first, as a hero, you must
To make her happy.

631
00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:44,248
Because no one should
A princess to die sad.

632
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,948
Grandma's apple pie.

633
00:52:50,471 --> 00:52:53,822
-Oh disgusting!
-Look at this.

634
00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:59,001
It's a miracle!  Grandma
Angel from heaven!

635
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:08,010
Is everything okay?

636
00:53:10,448 --> 00:53:11,449
no.

637
00:53:13,755 --> 00:53:14,756
I have a secret.

638
00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:18,195
I was pregnant once.

639
00:53:21,110 --> 00:53:22,721
I always wanted a little girl.

640
00:53:25,811 --> 00:53:27,334
But I had a miscarriage.

641
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:32,034
I was sorry the next morning.

642
00:53:34,646 --> 00:53:35,647
But it's too late.

643
00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:41,479
Suddenly I didn't care about anything anymore.

644
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:46,135
From that moment on, it was
My thought every morning is that I wish so

645
00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:47,659
I will never wake up again.

646
00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:54,666
-It's time
To fulfill this desire.

647
00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:57,625
My father called me stupid.

648
00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:02,674
He told me I wouldn't
I never achieve anything.

649
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:06,982
It has become a reality.

650
00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:09,550
I failed in school.

651
00:54:11,944 --> 00:54:15,469
He told me that the spirits of my ancestors would haunt me

652
00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:18,603
The rest of my life, because
Big disappointment for them.

653
00:54:19,473 --> 00:54:24,391
So one day I went to school
I locked myself in the classroom,

654
00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:26,350
And set fire.

655
00:54:29,396 --> 00:54:33,182
It's funny, this time
The only one where I felt strong,

656
00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:34,575
And strong.

657
00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:42,583
The teachers and students were jumping
From the windows to escape the fire.

658
00:54:44,629 --> 00:54:48,110
I fainted from
Smoke, fireman saved me.

659
00:54:50,112 --> 00:54:51,853
When my father heard what I did,

660
00:54:54,073 --> 00:54:56,293
He told me he wished
If I die in that fire.

661
00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,298
Mom,

662
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:03,648
She died when she was born.

663
00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:06,215
My father blamed me.

664
00:55:09,741 --> 00:55:12,047
He said he wished he would
My mother gave birth to a dog.

665
00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:15,399
Because the dog at least
It will have some value.

666
00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:23,842


667
00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:30,979
Look at me, I'm supposed to
I make you happy, and I cry myself.

668
00:55:33,765 --> 00:55:36,463
Andy, my friend, please
Turn off the camera.

669
00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:40,032
- The audience is not supposed to see the hero crying.
-You are a human being.

670
00:55:40,249 --> 00:55:41,555
It's okay to cry.

671
00:55:44,689 --> 00:55:46,038
It's okay to cry.

672
00:55:50,564 --> 00:55:52,523
-my friends.
-You are special.

673
00:55:53,698 --> 00:55:54,699
Did you hear that Andy?

674
00:55:57,049 --> 00:55:59,573
-I am unique.
-Yes, yes you are.

675
00:56:01,793 --> 00:56:04,012
Andy, grab the camera.

676
00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:13,326
There is only one thing for Romeo to do.

677
00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:16,242
once again.

678
00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:22,074
There is nothing left
One for Romeo to do.

679
00:56:23,554 --> 00:56:25,382
This is Juliet hanging him.

680
00:56:31,866 --> 00:56:35,957
Everything must be tested.
It should work perfectly!

681
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:37,611
This is our big scene.

682
00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:39,396


683
00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,008


684
00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:48,709
-Aren't you going to help?
- This is pure cinematic shock value.

685
00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:51,538
The audience will be more sympathetic

686
00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:52,800
With him, if they are
They think he will die.

687
00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:55,586
Okay okay.

688
00:57:06,988 --> 00:57:08,555
I think it works properly.

689
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,389
Stop it!
Stop, I'll make you eat it.

690
00:57:18,783 --> 00:57:23,527
-So what the hell is this?
-It's a sex quark.

691
00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:29,315
-Do you want to kill yourself?
-not quite.

692
00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:33,319
-What's next?  -I want her to hang me,

693
00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:36,191
And then he cut me off before I could
I'll die, and then we'll have sex.

694
00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:38,237
Oh my god I heard all
Something now.  But did you know?

695
00:57:38,411 --> 00:57:41,066
-This will cost you.
-He already paid.

696
00:57:41,893 --> 00:57:45,287
-No, he didn't.
-How much did he pay?

697
00:57:46,985 --> 00:57:47,986
a lot.

698
00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:57,474
I still need more.  But make
This is his big night for him, okay?

699
00:57:57,648 --> 00:58:00,389
You know, customers get
Always get their money's worth.

700
00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:03,349
All alone.

701
00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:07,484
You should try it some
Time, I'm telling you, is fun.

702
00:58:11,139 --> 00:58:13,228
-Did you understand it?
-Oh I did, I was covering the light,

703
00:58:13,402 --> 00:58:15,448
I was shooting all the time.

704
00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:18,799
He is our opponent.  I think it was great.

705
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:23,456
He looked sharp and angry, then
It came to you, and people will love it!

706
00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:27,808
Do you mind if I have a drink?
Also?  My throat hurts.

707
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,681
Drink.

708
00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:33,292


709
00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:36,425
Can I too?

710
00:58:39,037 --> 00:58:40,038
-Thank you.
-

711
00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:42,040


712
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,787
I think he's thirsty.

713
00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:57,925
-Rocco ruined everything.
-Everything is fine.

714
00:58:58,665 --> 00:59:01,712
-No, he took the money I wanted to give you.
-My reward was always

715
00:59:01,886 --> 00:59:02,887
It was your kiss.

716
00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:05,542
How about a blow job?

717
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:10,808
We can't film sex
Really, that would be porn.

718
00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:14,246
And I don't want to be
Like all your other men.

719
00:59:17,205 --> 00:59:19,904
Trust me, you don't
You look like my other men.

720
00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:23,342
Okay, let's get started.

721
00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:25,387
It's late, and I'm tired.

722
00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:28,521
-I can't do that.
-do what?

723
00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:30,088
I hang myself.

724
00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:36,703
Turn it on, turn it on.  I want you
To say it back to the camera.

725
00:59:38,836 --> 00:59:42,579
-I can't hang myself.
No, no, no, don't say that in front of the camera.

726
00:59:42,753 --> 00:59:45,407
Tell him.  I'm directing
That's the thing, thank you.

727
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:49,760
-I can't hang myself.
-Now we can get married.

728
00:59:49,977 --> 00:59:52,240
-No, we can't.
-Why not?

729
00:59:52,632 --> 00:59:54,460
Because I still want to die.

730
00:59:55,504 --> 00:59:57,724
I just don't want to hang myself.

731
00:59:59,944 --> 01:00:01,467
There has to be a better way.

732
01:00:03,077 --> 01:00:08,779
What is the best way?  Hanging
Very cinematic.  It always works

733
01:00:08,953 --> 01:00:11,303
- By Clint Eastwood.
-I don't want to struggle.

734
01:00:12,217 --> 01:00:16,569
I just, I want to go
In peace.  Like Juliet.

735
01:00:22,270 --> 01:00:25,665
Cut cut cut.  Look,
Juliet did not go peacefully.

736
01:00:26,013 --> 01:00:28,189
She stabbed herself with Romeo's dagger.

737
01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:38,635
I have an idea.  It's not obscene
It's like Romeo and Juliet.

738
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:43,944
-I can't do that.
-do what?

739
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,818
-I can't kill you.

740
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,865
I'm sorry.  I care about you.

741
01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:56,957
You don't even know me.  If you
You care about me, you will help me.

742
01:00:58,306 --> 01:01:00,613
Come on, our movie is over.

743
01:01:01,788 --> 01:01:05,618
Great, the movie's over, we were there
So close, we were so close to hanging you.

744
01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:12,364


745
01:01:17,978 --> 01:01:21,590
YouTube has produced a lot of...
Strange celebrities of recent years.

746
01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:26,291
In recent years, but perhaps not
There is such a strange thing as two unknown men

747
01:01:26,465 --> 01:01:30,512
And one woman, they might take advantage of or
They don't exploit an urban legend.

748
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,384
By producing a snuff film.

749
01:01:33,124 --> 01:01:36,693
-We are famous.
-Hey lift that.

750
01:01:39,391 --> 01:01:43,438
If we take it seriously, then
The YouTube video has gone viral

751
01:01:43,612 --> 01:01:48,574
Very quickly, it achieved four million views.
It tells the story of a plump Rastafarian,

752
01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:53,710
Dim Caucasian and woman
A stranger wants to hang herself.

753
01:01:56,277 --> 01:02:00,891
-What is a snuff film?
-We're not making a snuff film.  It is a whimsical romantic comedy

754
01:02:01,065 --> 01:02:02,327
Where the heroine dies in the end.

755
01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:07,506
We need to talk to Candy,
And find out her idea for the new ending of the film.

756
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,899
Come on, we have to go!

757
01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:14,078
Let me finish my beer
Mine, they are expensive.

758
01:02:24,610 --> 01:02:28,527
These crazy people, they are
Out of control.

759
01:02:30,094 --> 01:02:35,577
We have reason to believe they are
In the process of producing a snuff film.

760
01:02:36,143 --> 01:02:39,277
We can look at the position
A Patty Hearst type.

761
01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:43,847
Where the victim may be
She sided with her captors,

762
01:02:44,021 --> 01:02:45,152
And you may be ready
Because it is inhaled.

763
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:52,986
Now make no mistake, I will not allow
This happened under my supervision.

764
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,773
Especially with a black man,
And that crazy Caucasian.

765
01:02:57,077 --> 01:03:01,778
I want to find this waste,
And I want to put it back where it belongs!

766
01:03:02,909 --> 01:03:04,781
Let's get out there and get to work!

767
01:03:05,303 --> 01:03:07,740
- Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir, you are right.

768
01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:11,265
Permission to work overtime is not permitted
Limited, isn't that a problem?

769
01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:14,660
Hopper, how about you go?
Walk your dog now, okay?

770
01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:20,753
-sleeping pills.
- It's much less cinematic.

771
01:03:21,493 --> 01:03:25,802
- As a director, I have to object.
-It's my death scene.

772
01:03:27,978 --> 01:03:31,372
Okay, but it will be
Much more exciting if it was there

773
01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:34,506
A more violent ending.  Are you thinking?
In shooting you in the head?

774
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:35,899
 In the stomach?

775
01:03:36,073 --> 01:03:38,771

-No at all.

776
01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:43,950
No, sleeping pills are.

777
01:03:46,518 --> 01:03:50,304
But, let's not rush.
We can wait until tomorrow.

778
01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:55,353
And let's post another clip on YouTube.

779
01:03:57,442 --> 01:03:58,835
The first good idea you have all day.

780
01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:22,989
-Hello, how can I help you?
-I'd like to buy some sleeping pills.

781
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:25,296
-Do you have a prescription?
-no.

782
01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:29,430
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do
Really do it, you should go see your doctor.

783
01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:32,825
-I don't have a doctor.
-You don't have a doctor?

784
01:04:35,262 --> 01:04:37,743
-I mean everyone should have a doctor.
-I am healthy.

785
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,528
Yes but here you are trying to get
On some sleeping pills.

786
01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:46,186
I work during the night and need...
To sleep during the day.

787
01:04:46,839 --> 01:04:49,276
I want a deep sleep.

788
01:04:50,843 --> 01:04:54,934
-Well, how do you define “deep sleep”?
-I don't wake up.

789
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,720
Boy, I'm telling you what,
I know exactly what you're saying.

790
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,941
Because this whole thing that
She works at night, then sleeps

791
01:05:02,115 --> 01:05:04,813
During the day, it is your rhythm
The entire day you get

792
01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:09,601
- Completely out of control.
-I need to sleep, make sure I won't

793
01:05:09,775 --> 01:05:11,908
-Wake up.

794
01:05:14,258 --> 01:05:17,391
I'm sure there is something
You can do to help me.

795
01:05:19,089 --> 01:05:24,572
-Without a prescription?
-I won't tell anyone.  I promise you.

796
01:05:28,881 --> 01:05:29,969
What's with the camera?

797
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:36,976
-We are filming a documentary.
-truly?  What is he talking about?

798
01:05:37,150 --> 01:05:41,546
The film's events revolve around an African
He comes to America to buy sleeping pills.

799
01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:45,245
And you came here?
Will I be in it?

800
01:05:45,419 --> 01:05:48,553
You're starring in it now.
Look at the camera.

801
01:05:50,163 --> 01:05:53,775
Wow, I feel good about this.  I mean
I've heard about these things

802
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,516
Like on Craigslist
And things like that, and...

803
01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:03,785
- Yes, I'll take the pills to go.
-Okay, protect.

804
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:09,748
-This is the closing scene.
-Well, that's it, I'll also get some Abilify.

805
01:06:12,446 --> 01:06:13,926
That's an antipsychotic medication.

806
01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:15,623


807
01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:24,632
And with this new video that attracted
20 million viewers in just 24 hours,

808
01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:27,766
The question remains: what is happening here?

809
01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:32,989
To help answer this question,
We have an expert opinion from Dr. Conover Brown.

810
01:06:33,163 --> 01:06:35,687
With the Department of Cinema History
At the University of California.

811
01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:40,822
Dr. Brown, what can you do?
Tell us about this media phenomenon?

812
01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:45,044
Technically, it's not what
It's called a "snuff film," because as I understand it,

813
01:06:45,218 --> 01:06:48,004
The woman in question is planning to commit suicide.

814
01:06:48,656 --> 01:06:53,270
However, what worries me is that she is receiving
Intentionally assisted by the "co-star",

815
01:06:53,487 --> 01:06:56,882
And by its "director"
For this so-called "movie".

816
01:06:57,796 --> 01:07:00,929
Whatever this is, even
If it turns out to be a joke,

817
01:07:01,887 --> 01:07:04,324
It's definitely horrific.

818
01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:08,807
If it is the woman who wants to die,
So why be her "partner" in acting?

819
01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:10,156
Who is being hanged?

820
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:16,119
He is clearly mentally ill
On the run, so honestly we have no way

821
01:07:16,293 --> 01:07:18,817
- Find out what's going on with him.  -amazing.

822
01:07:19,122 --> 01:07:23,474
Well, that much we know.  Whether
Was this "movie" real or not,

823
01:07:23,865 --> 01:07:26,520
These people will get
Definitely his 15 minutes of fame.

824
01:07:26,694 --> 01:07:29,480
And what does that say about
American culture?

825
01:07:33,005 --> 01:07:34,659
This is Candy's big death scene.

826
01:07:35,486 --> 01:07:37,879
After she reconsidered
In hanging herself,

827
01:07:38,706 --> 01:07:41,753
I decided to use sleeping pills.

828
01:07:43,755 --> 01:07:45,148
It's a tragic story.

829
01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:49,848
Where Juliet must die.

830
01:07:54,287 --> 01:07:55,288


831
01:08:20,008 --> 01:08:24,056
I just want to tell you,
What a wonderful woman you are.

832
01:08:32,586 --> 01:08:35,023
Is there any way I can
How to prevent you from doing this?

833
01:09:04,749 --> 01:09:06,272
Are you really my wife?

834
01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:14,411


835
01:09:16,326 --> 01:09:17,327
Forever.

836
01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:34,300


837
01:10:03,286 --> 01:10:04,896
Read this after I'm gone.

838
01:10:07,507 --> 01:10:08,508
Not before.

839
01:10:10,423 --> 01:10:11,424
Yes.

840
01:10:23,044 --> 01:10:24,089


841
01:10:27,962 --> 01:10:29,747
You will be in my dreams forever.

842
01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:33,751
My woman.

843
01:10:44,936 --> 01:10:45,980
Oh boy.

844
01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:51,812
-Did you understand it?
-I mean it's kind of business.

845
01:10:53,336 --> 01:10:55,773
-How was I?
-You are good.

846
01:10:56,339 --> 01:10:57,905
I mean she just looks asleep.

847
01:11:01,648 --> 01:11:03,084
Hey how long will this take?

848
01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,133
Look, I know she's dying,
But she seems to be asleep.

849
01:11:08,307 --> 01:11:10,527
I wish there was blood, or
A weapon, or something like that.

850
01:11:10,701 --> 01:11:11,702


851
01:11:12,485 --> 01:11:14,095
Stop scaring me.

852
01:11:15,532 --> 01:11:20,101
-How is the woman?
-Yes.  I think you should go

853
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:23,322
Say hello to Candy.
I think she would like it.

854
01:11:28,327 --> 01:11:30,634
-From here.
- Let's go get some food, I'm hungry.

855
01:11:34,464 --> 01:11:37,249
-Hello.
-Hello, what's wrong?

856
01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:40,557
My mother hit me because I didn't
I want to go to bed.

857
01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:43,386
Come here.

858
01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:50,480
you should go home,
Your mother will be worried about you.

859
01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:53,091
No, you won't.
She's with the postman again.

860
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:57,965
-Daddy isn't home?
-no.  Let's sing a song.

861
01:11:58,488 --> 01:12:01,055
♪ If you're happy and you know
That, clap your hands ♪

862
01:12:01,752 --> 01:12:04,320
♪ If you're happy and you know
That, clap your hands ♪

863
01:12:04,972 --> 01:12:07,888
♪If you're happy and you know it,
Your face will definitely show it

864
01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:10,369
If you are happy and know
That, clap your hands ♪

865
01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:13,633
You don't clap.

866
01:12:14,852 --> 01:12:16,549
I'm sad like you.

867
01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:19,073
Why are you sad?

868
01:12:20,031 --> 01:12:23,556
Because I could have
A nice little girl like you, but she's gone.

869
01:12:24,122 --> 01:12:28,256
-Where did you go?
-You've gone too far.

870
01:12:29,127 --> 01:12:30,781
But I will see her very soon.

871
01:12:35,176 --> 01:12:36,743
I have to go to sleep now.

872
01:12:37,614 --> 01:12:39,877
But it's too early
Lowest for adults.

873
01:12:41,139 --> 01:12:42,227
I'm so tired.

874
01:12:45,752 --> 01:12:46,753
Yes.

875
01:12:50,453 --> 01:12:51,454


876
01:12:59,897 --> 01:13:01,072
Beautiful dreams.

877
01:13:11,778 --> 01:13:12,779


878
01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:48,075
-It's heavy.
-What did you expect?  That's why

879
01:13:48,249 --> 01:13:51,209
-It is called dead weight.
-You can help me.

880
01:13:51,601 --> 01:13:54,691
-Don't be silly, this is our money.
-Can you just?

881
01:13:54,865 --> 01:13:55,996
Put the camera down?

882
01:13:58,346 --> 01:14:01,088
He held her legs gently.

883
01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:15,015
Her last words.  Must
To read it to our audience.

884
01:14:19,106 --> 01:14:23,241
Fomanya, I just want you to know,

885
01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:26,984
You are my best friend, forever.

886
01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:31,684
I will always love you,
For what you did for me.

887
01:14:34,295 --> 01:14:36,297
I wish I had met you earlier.

888
01:14:38,082 --> 01:14:40,519
Maybe it was my life
Will it turn out differently?

889
01:14:42,739 --> 01:14:45,350
I never allowed myself
By getting really close to a man,

890
01:14:47,004 --> 01:14:49,920
Because I didn't trust men
Never, for obvious reasons.

891
01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:52,662
But I trusted you

892
01:14:54,141 --> 01:14:56,187
And you did not disappoint me.

893
01:14:57,275 --> 01:15:00,496
I thought about what you said to me, and the things that

894
01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:04,064
Your father told you.  And I
I just want you to know,

895
01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:06,632
You are a beautiful human being.

896
01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:11,463


897
01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:13,596
I hope,

898
01:15:14,814 --> 01:15:16,337
And live the rest of your life

899
01:15:17,817 --> 01:15:20,603
With love and peace,

900
01:15:23,388 --> 01:15:24,432
And hope.

901
01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:31,962
candies.

902
01:15:37,402 --> 01:15:40,840
First time Andy, did you hear that?

903
01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:44,452
She said: I am a beautiful person.

904
01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:49,719
First time I feel
In which I mean something to a woman.

905
01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:51,808
For myself.

906
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,513
You forgot to give me a kiss.

907
01:16:03,646 --> 01:16:05,125
I forgot to ask.

908
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:17,007
No no no no.  We don't have any
Necrophilia in this movie.

909
01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:19,792
-We will get an NC17 rating.
-The point,

910
01:16:21,272 --> 01:16:23,013
The whole movie is my kiss.

911
01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:31,630


912
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,462


913
01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:39,986


914
01:16:46,819 --> 01:16:48,604
I will go to church,
From now on.

915
01:16:52,564 --> 01:16:55,523
My movie is a disaster.  I will be
Hollywood joke!

916
01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:58,657
It's not a disaster.
are you kidding?  Our end

917
01:16:58,831 --> 01:17:00,833
The whole big one exploded
Just now.  Didn't you see that?

918
01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:03,923
What I see is a miracle.
And in the end you live!

919
01:17:04,097 --> 01:17:06,360
Are you suggesting that a play?
Romeo and Juliet would have been

920
01:17:06,534 --> 01:17:09,276
Would it be better if they lived?  You
You don't know anything about art!

921
01:17:09,450 --> 01:17:13,759
I know everything about art,
I am a painter!  I'm also a builder!

922
01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:17,023
- Yes, you are an idiot too.
- Better than being a complete donkey.

923
01:17:17,371 --> 01:17:20,505
I know it would be a better movie,
If Juliet is alive,

924
01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:24,378
-Then we can have a sequel!
-supplement?  Want a damn sequel?

925
01:17:24,552 --> 01:17:28,121
- Fuck this non-union nonsense.
-Sequels make more money

926
01:17:28,295 --> 01:17:29,427
From the originals!

927
01:17:30,471 --> 01:17:33,257
If you are going to die,
Our manager will be very happy.

928
01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:51,144
No wonder I'm alive
Life, this is not a "miracle".

929
01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:54,539
These are not sleeping pills,
Rather, it is a "sleep aid."

930
01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:57,760
-Is it herbal, without a prescription?
-I was told

931
01:17:57,934 --> 01:18:00,110
-They will work.
-Why?

932
01:18:00,284 --> 01:18:04,592
Yes why fomnania?  Motivate
Yawning?  I've always said that

933
01:18:04,767 --> 01:18:06,725
Sleeping pills were an idea
Stupid.  I said something more dramatic,

934
01:18:06,899 --> 01:18:09,423
Something more exciting, shoot
Shoot yourself, no!

935
01:18:09,597 --> 01:18:11,817
I said maybe you could swallow a handful
of baking soda, then a handful of vinegar,

936
01:18:11,991 --> 01:18:14,864
And it will explode, like a volcano project
In middle school, but no!

937
01:18:15,038 --> 01:18:17,301
You said we could go to
Zoo, you can jump with

938
01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:19,172
Penguins, they'll even peck you
Death!  You're like, "No, penguins

939
01:18:19,346 --> 01:18:21,261
They're cute!" But I am
I understand what the penguins are saying,

940
01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:24,090
And those bastards are talking
With me. And they will do just that!

941
01:18:24,264 --> 01:18:27,659
-I don't need this tired girl, I want her dead for this movie!
-Well we have a new ending

942
01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:30,357
to your movie.
I will kill you now!

943
01:18:32,011 --> 01:18:33,012


944
01:18:34,274 --> 01:18:35,275


945
01:18:40,106 --> 01:18:42,935
-I'm glad you didn't die.
-Well I'm not.

946
01:18:43,196 --> 01:18:44,154
I trusted you.

947
01:18:45,329 --> 01:18:49,115
Candy I'm sorry.  No, I'm not like that

948
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,205
I'm happy.  Will you marry me now?

949
01:18:52,597 --> 01:18:57,297
-Are you crazy?
-I think I am.  But I'm happy.

950
01:18:58,603 --> 01:19:01,780
I'm a bitch, I have
Pimp, Rocco will kill you!

951
01:19:01,998 --> 01:19:04,261
I'm not afraid of Rocco!

952
01:19:04,435 --> 01:19:05,479


953
01:19:06,132 --> 01:19:07,133
no?

954
01:19:08,961 --> 01:19:14,227
- No, she is my wife now.
-Tell that to the Russians.  Oh that's right,

955
01:19:14,401 --> 01:19:17,665
I'll give it up to cover
My debts.  I will kick

956
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,842
Your stupid black ass,
Rasta, just for fun!

957
01:19:20,799 --> 01:19:22,322


958
01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:25,064
I can't believe this worked.
i can't hear you.

959
01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:29,503
Are you saying something?  You have a ball in your throat.

960
01:19:29,808 --> 01:19:31,679
How can you talk
With a ball in your throat?

961
01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,510
Say it again.  What?  Who is the man?

962
01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:37,990
You will pay the price, hero!

963
01:19:38,164 --> 01:19:39,165


964
01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:41,646


965
01:19:45,258 --> 01:19:48,827
-I fired him.
-How do they say?  “Pimp it down.”

966
01:19:49,349 --> 01:19:50,960
-Pimp it down.
-Pimp it down.

967
01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:52,396
-Pimp it down.

968
01:19:54,354 --> 01:19:55,355
Who is the man?

969
01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,925
I am strong, Igbo warrior.

970
01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:22,208
If I mess with my wife again,
I'll fold your ass up like a towel.

971
01:20:23,601 --> 01:20:27,257
-What's your garbage day?
-I think tomorrow morning.

972
01:20:27,431 --> 01:20:29,737
-He must be taken.

973
01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:35,439
-After you.
-Stupid jerk face.

974
01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:44,317
I felt like Sugar Ray.

975
01:20:46,015 --> 01:20:47,016


976
01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:55,589
You kept your promise.  You saved it for me.

977
01:20:56,634 --> 01:20:57,809
You are my hero.

978
01:21:00,072 --> 01:21:03,771
You are no longer Candy,
You are now Emily.

979
01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:05,599
once again.

980
01:21:07,906 --> 01:21:10,866
This may take some time
Time to get used to it, but yeah.

981
01:21:13,825 --> 01:21:14,870


982
01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:28,274
We have to celebrate!
Let's go!  He goes!

983
01:21:37,588 --> 01:21:38,502


984
01:21:38,676 --> 01:21:39,720
Yes!

985
01:21:42,549 --> 01:21:45,204
Raise your hands up!  And drop the ball!

986
01:21:45,683 --> 01:21:48,991
Drop the ball!
Put the ball down now!

987
01:21:49,382 --> 01:21:51,384
Drop the ball now!

988
01:21:55,693 --> 01:21:57,782
-You must be the victim.
-victim?

989
01:21:57,956 --> 01:22:00,785
- For the snuff film.
-I don't know what you're talking about,

990
01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:04,963
-I'm Juliet.
-Of course you are.  Have you stopped your medications as well?

991
01:22:06,008 --> 01:22:09,054
The adventure is over, it's time
Back home, guys.

992
01:22:14,103 --> 01:22:16,105
Aren't you going to arrest me?

993
01:22:16,757 --> 01:22:19,499
They were not arrested, but
They were returned to where they belong.

994
01:22:20,326 --> 01:22:21,327
Who spoke?

995
01:22:23,242 --> 01:22:25,941
Dr. Douglas Tucker,
District Hospital.

996
01:22:35,863 --> 01:22:36,908


997
01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:49,965


998
01:22:52,271 --> 01:22:56,275
That's it, he was caught
On the mentally ill

999
01:22:56,449 --> 01:22:58,756
The Runaways, from the movie Snuff
Famous, this evening.

1000
01:22:58,930 --> 01:23:03,717
Fomannia's real name is
Keith Johnson, who is from Detroit.

1001
01:23:04,544 --> 01:23:09,419
Apparently he lost his wife, a young actress
Ambitious, due to breast cancer.

1002
01:23:09,593 --> 01:23:12,509
It was meant to be
The film is a tribute to her.

1003
01:23:29,091 --> 01:23:30,179
Hi Keith.

1004
01:23:34,879 --> 01:23:35,967
candies.

1005
01:23:37,882 --> 01:23:40,580
Woman, I love you.

1006
01:23:42,104 --> 01:23:43,540
I am fomnania.

1007
01:23:47,283 --> 01:23:48,458
How are you?

1008
01:23:50,851 --> 01:23:52,201
Not well.

1009
01:23:54,855 --> 01:23:56,118
Not for long.

1010
01:24:01,297 --> 01:24:05,562
Atlanta is on fire, I hope.
He dropped me off at my home in Tara.

1011
01:24:07,781 --> 01:24:11,568
Be sure to tell him I kept it
With a copy.  If he doesn't want to become "anyone...

1012
01:24:11,742 --> 01:24:16,051
"YouTube celebrities" too, it's even better
To come to his senses and make the right decision.

1013
01:24:18,488 --> 01:24:19,532
Yes.

1014
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,145
-Yes.
-Yes.

1015
01:24:29,934 --> 01:24:30,978


1016
01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:51,173


1017
01:24:55,002 --> 01:24:56,700
Take me home to Tara!

1018
01:24:57,266 --> 01:24:58,267


1019
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:13,586
-What do you want?
-Unconditional freedom.  In writing.

1020
01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:21,072
Then no one will ever see this.

1021
01:25:32,953 --> 01:25:34,433
Mr. Bones, what do you think?

1022
01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:40,961
-I think they will like it.
-Not as long as the original

1023
01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:43,442
"Gone with the Wind", but no
Still.  I think it brings something

1024
01:25:43,616 --> 01:25:49,013
-New to him.
-Yes, I think he brings something really special.

1025
01:25:49,666 --> 01:25:52,495
True love.  There is a place.

1026
01:26:12,428 --> 01:26:13,429
Excellent.

1027
01:26:28,922 --> 01:26:31,229
I loved fire water.

1028
01:26:35,059 --> 01:26:39,237
We have a check for $86,435.

1029
01:26:39,411 --> 01:26:40,412


1030
01:26:46,288 --> 01:26:47,637
Here's to our new life!

1031
01:26:51,467 --> 01:26:52,772
I'll get a private plane.

1032
01:26:53,904 --> 01:26:56,820
My future is so bright,
I will continue to wear shades.

1033
01:26:58,300 --> 01:27:00,345
-God damn that!
-How about a drink?

1034
01:27:00,519 --> 01:27:01,520
Yes!

1035
01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:08,179


1036
01:27:08,658 --> 01:27:12,531
atlanta on fire,
Take me home to Tara!

1037
01:27:15,708 --> 01:27:18,102
-Man, this is crazy.
-This is very funny.

1038
01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:24,239
Dear, I didn't do that, did you?
Will you stop throwing things at me?

1039
01:27:25,022 --> 01:27:27,894
Look what the hell
I will?  Where am I going?

1040
01:27:32,943 --> 01:27:36,207
Did these events really happen?
As Maramont and YouTube claim,

1041
01:27:36,381 --> 01:27:40,385
Ex-maniacs and prostitutes
Previous?  Or it was the whole thing

1042
01:27:40,559 --> 01:27:43,519
An elaborate trick, prepared from
Before a smart Hollywood publicist?

1043
01:27:43,910 --> 01:27:48,480
We may never know.  But there is something
One thing is certain: this story was hers

1044
01:27:48,654 --> 01:27:53,268
A very happy ending, for all
Almost concerned.  This is what really matters

1045
01:27:53,442 --> 01:27:55,879
In the grand tradition
For Hollywood, right?

1046
01:28:03,408 --> 01:28:07,369
Hi Brad?  This is Penny Marshall,
I was just watching on one

1047
01:28:07,543 --> 01:28:11,982
News channels, excerpts
From this movie on YouTube.

1048
01:28:13,026 --> 01:28:14,811
I think it's great.

1049
01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:19,294
They say you're the next big thing.

1050
01:28:20,338 --> 01:28:22,079
I read about you in Variety magazine.

1051
01:28:23,515 --> 01:28:26,605
Well, if you don't mind
My question is, I have a text here for you.

1052
01:28:27,214 --> 01:28:30,392
It's about revolution
Mexican, are you interested?

1053
01:28:33,873 --> 01:28:34,874


