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Liar! What?!
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How was your job interview
today?
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You know, I, uh, I don't think
I got the job.
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It says you majored
in "media studies
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and pubic relations."
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Yeah, yeah. Pubic relations.
Get it?
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I know what my problem is.
I'm not a company man.
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I need to start my own
business, you know.
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You ever think about
doing something like that?
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In addition to the
nanotechnology company
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that I started and sold
for millions of dollars,
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no, I haven't thought
about that.
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No, no, no, I mean,
like, a real business.
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Like... like a yogurt store, you
know, or that place in the mall
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where you can
make your own bear?
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You got any ideas?
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Not yet.
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But you know me.
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I'm always coming
up with stuff.
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It's like the Genius Bar,
except everybody's topless.
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Whoo!
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Fortune cookie condoms.
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My first match is Wednesday.
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What I don't have is capital.
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Unless you were
interested in investing.
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I thought we were bowling.
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Okay, if I come up
with a great idea,
will you back me?
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You know, I don't know.
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And that is to say...
I don't want to.
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Oh, come on.
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Once this thing takes off,
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you will get your
investment back tenfold.
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twentyfold.
fiftyfold.
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How many folds do you want?
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I'll tell you what.
Why don't you come up with
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a brilliant idea,
and then we'll discuss it.
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Well, that shouldn't be too hard,
because you're talking to the guy
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who invented the left-
handed pin-cinerator.
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Oh, God.
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Um...
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We'll add on an extra fold
for that.
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Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey.
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Would you buy a sweater
that had a built-in hat?
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You mean like a hoodie?
Damn.
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Remember that journalist
I met a few weeks ago-- Austin?
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Will the cutbacks affect your ability
to offer gynecological care?
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Yes. I have many
elderly patients who...
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Oops. Darn it.
Can you kick
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that fetus back over here?
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How does this
get in there?
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Buy me dinner
and I'll let you know.
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(dejected sigh)
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Taste this.
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Wow.
Sex?
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It's good, but I'm not banging
you for some mac and cheese.
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No, sex with Austin.
As in, how it is?
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We haven't had it yet.
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All right, throw him
some after your date,
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see how things shake out.
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Not tonight.
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I'm wearing really
bad underwear.
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Take 'em off. Go
skinless, boneless.
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Ew.
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What were you doing
right before this froze?
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Uh, let's see. I clicked
out of Explorer,
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I checked my mailbox
and then I opened MS Word.
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Oh, and then
I spilled my soup.
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Aaron, I know what
our business should be.
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I was standing in line
at this food truck,
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and I got this
awesome idea.
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Food truck.
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Okay, Ben, I never actually
agreed to loan you the money.
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Come on. I found this
used truck for 2,500 bucks.
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Aaron, you got to
trust me on this one.
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There's two things
I know about--
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macaroni and cheese.
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And I finally
perfected my recipe.
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Come on, plane goes
in the hangar.
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(imitating plane engine)
Uh-uh.
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(imitating engine revving)
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Hmm?
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(muffled)
Hmm?
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(muffled)
...unbelievable.
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Is this Gouda?
Uh-uh.
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Mm, mm.
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Riley, what do you want?
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FITZ:
I hate the Internet.
Oh.
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I hate it.
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Hey, you guys remember
that chick Corinne
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who I dated two months ago?
No.
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Yeah, neither did I.
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But pull up Chi-Town's 20 Most
Doable Bachelors. Dot-org.
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Now she has rated
everyone she's slept with.
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And she put me ninth.
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Man, that's like saying Jordan
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is the ninth best
basketball player,
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or Franken Berry
is the ninth
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best monster cereal.
No way.
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She really harshes on
your spanking technique.
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I know. She has put me on blast
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in front
of the entire sex community.
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I'm going to take
Corinne out again,
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and re-bone her
flawlessly.
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Handle it.
Mm-hmm.
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Hang on.
I'll head down with you.
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Hey, just out
of curiosity,
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who's number one?
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Some ass hat named
Colin Zabrowski.
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So, um, you're backing me?
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Oh, I am backing you.
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Thanks, buddy!
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Austin that was the best date
since ever.
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I mean, you listened, you had
interesting things to say.
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And when I laugh at your jokes,
I'm actually laughing.
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Well, the one about
the 12-inch pianist,
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it was kind of a layup.
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Sara...
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SARA:
Uh-oh.
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I need to talk to
you about something.
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I knew it.
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I make up my mind that I like
him, he wants to break up.
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The story of my life.
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You see, I'm on antidepressants.
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God, that makes me so happy.
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I'm sorry.
Was that insensitive?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It can just sometimes make
the physical stuff, uh...
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challenging.
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I wanted to say that upfront.
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Challenge is my middle name.
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Unless you want to buy me
a locket or something,
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then it's Emily.
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(sighs)
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Sorry it took so long.
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Sorry you didn't,
you know...
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How's it going, buddy?
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Ta-da.
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Or should I say, ta-dow!
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Yeah, I got this
baby super cheap.
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Okay, listen, I made a list
of action items, okay?
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Hey, these are things you've got to
take care of before you get started.
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Also I got you
a fanny pack.
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Because hipsters steal.
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That's how they afford
all those tiny sweaters.
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Now I've been
crunching some numbers,
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and I think we might actually
be profitable by Q3.
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According to my
regression theory,
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we got to treat this thing
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like rock-a-roni, rock-a-roni,
rock-a-roni,
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rock-a-roni,
rock-a-roni.
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So, Corinne,
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I was wondering if you were
planning on doing any blogging.
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'Cause after last night,
I have a feeling
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I am no longer
ninth on your list.
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Yeah, I was thinking of
moving you up to eight.
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Eight? That's it?
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You moved up a slot.
You should be proud.
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There's a lot of
competition out there.
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What's a guy got to do
to get to number one?
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Me. Better.
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No friggin' way.
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Oh, gosh.
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I am so lost.
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Hey.
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Business is booming.
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I've always
wanted to say that.
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Mm, gimme.
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Oh, okay.
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Mm.
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Hand me that helmet.
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Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
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So I did it with Austin.
Oh?
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And it was, uh, well,
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the kindest word
would be problematic.
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Couldn't get things
off the ground?
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They got off the ground.
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Oh, Speedy Gonzales.
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More like Eeyore
on antidepressants
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having sex with me.
It was endless.
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I mean,
it started out normally.
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But after about 45 minutes,
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I started to think who else
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in Chicago is having
sex right now.
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And are they taking this long?
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And then I really started
to hate those people.
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Those lucky post-orgasmic
bastards.
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And then the chafing started.
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Sorry.
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I got to stop.
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Whoo.
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He's on these meds
and they delay things.
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I mean, he's got game.
It's not like he's a slacker.
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It's just infinite.
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Well, can he stop
taking the antidepressants?
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He tried that.
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What am I going to do?
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I had to skip
spin class this morning.
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Well, if it were me,
I would totally bail,
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but you're not me,
you're you.
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And you always say
talk about it openly
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and without judgment,
so there you go.
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You know what?
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I'm right.
I'm going to talk to him.
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Ow.
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Hey, that's my underwear!
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Yeah.
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Hey, macaroni man.
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So...
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when do you close up?
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Oh.
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(loud banging)
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Have you been selling
food out of this vehicle?
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Uh...
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to
shut you down until you get a permit.
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What? No...
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Oh, and you're going
to have to pay this fine.
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$1,000?!
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(groans)
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Can you believe this?
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I mean, I'm just trying
to feed hungry people.
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If I was in India doing this,
I'd be like the Gandhi of there.
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Freeze!
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Give me my fanny pack,
hipster!
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(panting)
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Wow.
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You are number one.
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So that was... better.
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No, it wasn't, Sara.
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It took forever.
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I had a buzz cut
when we started.
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Flowers bloomed and died.
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Monkeys turned into people.
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Is it me?
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Am I turning you off?
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No, no, it's not you.
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It's this stupid medication.
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Well, I for one,
am not giving up.
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What can I do to help?
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You've already done so much.
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God, I am such a loser.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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The penis does not respond
well to negative self talk.
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Let's tackle this thing.
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That is... so cool.
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All right.
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Well, maybe it would help
if things got a little...
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...spicier?
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God, uh, this is embarrassing.
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You know...
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dirtier.
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I can do dirty.
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Good morning, class.
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Uh, Ms. Maxwell...
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I've been a very
bad student.
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Is-is there any way I can
earn some extra credit?
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Looks like someone
didn't read his syllabus.
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(train chugging slowly)
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SARA:
That's right.
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That is going to earn you
a gold star.
261
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,408
(sighs)
262
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:52,378
Okay, it's time
to finish, Austin.
263
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,747
Please finish.
264
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:55,915
(sound of train braking)
265
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,219
Did you finish?
Yeah.
266
00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,076
Really?
267
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,369
No.
268
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,559
(train resumes chugging)
269
00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:12,677
Check it out.
Dude!
270
00:12:12,711 --> 00:12:14,211
I've been up all night.
271
00:12:14,246 --> 00:12:15,546
I have re-worked the Web site.
272
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:17,882
I have tricked out
the Rock-a-Roni Twitter feed.
273
00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,350
You can see where
the truck is going,
274
00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:22,787
and I've even added a quiz
that says "What cheese am I?"
275
00:12:22,821 --> 00:12:24,897
I happen to be Gruyère.
Who would have thought?
276
00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:26,090
Good hustle.
277
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:29,393
But first, some minor hiccups
in the ka-ching department.
278
00:12:29,428 --> 00:12:30,961
$5,000 for the permit,
279
00:12:30,995 --> 00:12:33,931
$1,000 for the ticket because
we didn't have a permit...
280
00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:36,400
Oh, and $20 for the fanny pack
to replace the stolen one
281
00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:37,902
that had, like,
600 bucks in it.
282
00:12:37,936 --> 00:12:40,855
(groans)
Bills, bills, bills.
283
00:12:41,821 --> 00:12:42,606
No.
284
00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:44,975
Yeah, don't you wish we could
just tell them "no"?
285
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,111
But we can't.
You got to pay it, dude,
286
00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:49,146
or else you'll be tweeting
"No more macaroni truck."
287
00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,282
I can still tweet
"No more macaroni truck,"
288
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:52,717
because that's
what's going to happen.
289
00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:54,971
'Cause I'm out. I am done.
290
00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,537
I'm not giving you
another cent.
291
00:12:56,571 --> 00:12:58,189
Why not?
You're rich.
292
00:12:58,223 --> 00:12:59,907
Ten grand to you
is like ten bucks to me.
293
00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:01,992
Uh-huh. And it was a mistake
to give you that.
294
00:13:02,027 --> 00:13:04,095
You know what? It's almost
like you don't believe in me.
295
00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:05,463
It's exactly
like that.
296
00:13:05,497 --> 00:13:07,932
It's like, I believe in you
to pick up hot girls,
297
00:13:07,966 --> 00:13:09,366
or beat me at Wii bowling,
298
00:13:09,401 --> 00:13:11,469
or manage my fantasy
football team.
299
00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:13,170
But it's like
I don't believe in you
300
00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:14,438
when it comes
to running a business.
301
00:13:14,473 --> 00:13:16,907
Because you're too much
of a child, Ben.
302
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,409
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
303
00:13:18,443 --> 00:13:20,771
Why don't you tell that to me
in your action figure room?
304
00:13:21,427 --> 00:13:24,317
That room is vacuum-sealed,
Ben! You know that!
305
00:13:24,349 --> 00:13:26,083
Yeah, and so is your heart,
306
00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:27,685
which is why
this partnership's over.
307
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:30,723
(sighs)
308
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:32,289
Yes, it is.
309
00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:34,263
Guess I'll go move my truck now.
310
00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:36,227
Probably a good idea, 'cause
your truck's getting a ticket.
311
00:13:36,261 --> 00:13:37,301
What?
312
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:38,848
Ah...
313
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:47,803
Wow.
314
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,223
This is even good cold.
315
00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:52,510
Well, enjoy it now because
this is the end of Rock-a-Roni.
316
00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,383
Can you believe
Aaron said all that?
317
00:13:54,461 --> 00:13:55,385
Well...
318
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:56,580
What? You agree with him?
319
00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:57,637
Well...
320
00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:58,783
Say more words!
321
00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:00,267
You can't just wake up one day
322
00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:01,786
and say, "I'm successful."
323
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,420
I mean, you can say it, but...
324
00:14:03,455 --> 00:14:05,485
you're still watching
Jersey Shore in your underwear.
325
00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:06,995
If the macaroni truck
326
00:14:07,016 --> 00:14:09,110
is something you want,
you have to put in the work.
327
00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:10,634
(groans)
328
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:11,641
You're right.
329
00:14:11,673 --> 00:14:13,030
You're absolutely right.
330
00:14:13,064 --> 00:14:14,949
Well, at least you can
do something about your thing.
331
00:14:14,983 --> 00:14:16,734
My thing is like...
(groans)
332
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,136
Oh, is this, like, a "Houston,
we have a problem" situation?
333
00:14:19,171 --> 00:14:21,163
Austin. And I don't know.
334
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,241
Well, you just have to decide
if this guy's worth it or not.
335
00:14:25,277 --> 00:14:30,080
♪ Tell me I belong ♪
336
00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:32,550
♪ You are
the sweetest thing to me ♪
337
00:14:32,584 --> 00:14:37,138
♪ Say that I'm not wrong ♪
338
00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:39,856
♪ You have the sweetest thing
for me ♪
339
00:14:39,887 --> 00:14:41,058
♪ Say... ♪
340
00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:43,294
He made it so I could record
one thing in the living room
341
00:14:43,328 --> 00:14:44,728
and then watch it in my bedroom.
342
00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:45,963
I don't have to re-TiVo.
343
00:14:45,981 --> 00:14:49,300
Oh, if I had two rooms, I
would totally love that.
344
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,101
Well,
345
00:14:51,136 --> 00:14:53,437
I guess it's time
for both of us to work for it.
346
00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:54,644
Really?
347
00:14:55,093 --> 00:14:56,540
Oh, no, no. I washed it
348
00:14:56,575 --> 00:14:58,459
before all the...
I did.
349
00:14:59,845 --> 00:15:01,362
(sighs)
350
00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,747
It was seriously
the best sex I've ever had.
351
00:15:03,782 --> 00:15:05,449
And that includes
Sting and Mrs. Sting.
352
00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:06,617
Well, they're European.
353
00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:07,985
Of course they're
going to be better.
354
00:15:09,087 --> 00:15:11,755
I get that I am not
the best in the world.
355
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,490
I have even come to terms
356
00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:14,692
with not being the
best in America.
357
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:16,493
Oh, good.
You have perspective.
358
00:15:16,528 --> 00:15:17,828
But Chicago?
359
00:15:17,846 --> 00:15:20,164
With Barack in DC,
I got to be the man!
360
00:15:20,198 --> 00:15:22,716
You don't just wake up
and be the man.
361
00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:24,885
You think I got so good
just sitting around the house?
362
00:15:24,936 --> 00:15:27,271
No.
I'm out there every weekend,
363
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:30,140
working on my game, trying to
be the best I can possibly be.
364
00:15:30,174 --> 00:15:31,575
You know what?
You're right, Riley.
365
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:33,310
But I can't do it on my own.
366
00:15:33,345 --> 00:15:34,578
I need you to give me
some details,
367
00:15:34,613 --> 00:15:36,675
so I can use this man's
strengths against him
368
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,232
like in judo.
369
00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:39,516
Fine.
370
00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,285
We're going
to need a dry erase board,
371
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:43,120
a rope, three planks of wood
372
00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:44,788
and an Italian/English
dictionary.
373
00:15:44,823 --> 00:15:46,223
Done.
374
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:48,709
And I talked to my urologist
friend at the hospital,
375
00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:50,160
and he said it might
help you to finish
376
00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:52,195
if we took fun,
sexy time-outs
377
00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:53,464
while we're having sex.
378
00:15:53,498 --> 00:15:57,058
I have never met anyone
so determined.
379
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,011
But-But this is my problem.
380
00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:00,504
You're amazing.
381
00:16:00,538 --> 00:16:04,074
So why don't I look
into some new medication?
382
00:16:04,109 --> 00:16:06,034
Until then,
we'll put a clock on it.
383
00:16:06,058 --> 00:16:07,565
If I'm not done
in an hour,
384
00:16:07,613 --> 00:16:08,813
we'll take a break.
385
00:16:08,895 --> 00:16:10,295
Or, uh...
386
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,982
if you prefer,
387
00:16:12,017 --> 00:16:14,018
I can always fake it.
388
00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:30,237
(phone chiming)
389
00:16:30,268 --> 00:16:31,430
Break.
390
00:16:31,479 --> 00:16:33,003
Really?
391
00:16:33,038 --> 00:16:35,289
(chiming stops)
392
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,840
All right, we got
Real Housewives
393
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,409
Beverly Hills,
Atlanta or New York.
394
00:16:38,443 --> 00:16:39,610
Take your pick.
395
00:16:47,576 --> 00:16:49,786
You're planting
your left foot too late.
396
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,121
You're not going
to have enough momentum
397
00:16:51,147 --> 00:16:52,506
to flip me upside down.
398
00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,492
Okay. Let me try again.
399
00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:55,959
And... go!
400
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:58,049
(grunts)
(groans)
401
00:16:58,073 --> 00:16:59,596
I do not accept defeat.
402
00:16:59,631 --> 00:17:01,098
Let's take it
from the top.
403
00:17:01,132 --> 00:17:02,599
(groaning)
404
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:03,817
♪ Hey, hey ♪
405
00:17:03,852 --> 00:17:05,435
♪ Sunshine ♪
406
00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:07,104
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
407
00:17:07,138 --> 00:17:08,639
♪ Hey, hey ♪
408
00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:10,140
♪ Sunshine ♪
409
00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:12,276
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
410
00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,278
♪ Hey, hey ♪
411
00:17:14,312 --> 00:17:15,529
♪ Sunshine ♪
412
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,549
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
413
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,851
♪ It's
a beautiful day ♪
414
00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:22,669
(phone chiming)
415
00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:24,872
♪ It's a beautiful day... ♪
416
00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:26,656
(chiming stops)
417
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,166
You got it?
418
00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:33,931
Yes!
419
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,499
(thud)
420
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:36,683
Ooh.
421
00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:42,936
Wow.
422
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,085
Yeah.
423
00:17:46,335 --> 00:17:48,436
Please tell me
you weren't faking it.
424
00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,657
Hey.
425
00:18:00,691 --> 00:18:01,875
Hey.
426
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:05,162
So, um, you know...
427
00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:06,630
Yeah. I know.
428
00:18:06,664 --> 00:18:07,721
Yeah.
I got you.
429
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,385
But hey, man,
excellent work on the truck.
430
00:18:09,408 --> 00:18:10,500
It looks fantastic.
431
00:18:10,535 --> 00:18:11,568
Thank you.
432
00:18:11,603 --> 00:18:12,803
But, uh,
433
00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:14,922
I think you are
still missing one thing.
434
00:18:14,973 --> 00:18:16,406
I got the frickin' permit!
435
00:18:16,441 --> 00:18:19,643
I'm talking
about music, dude.
436
00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,812
I got you
a record player.
437
00:18:21,846 --> 00:18:22,879
Oh...
438
00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:24,398
A lot of food trucks
out there,
439
00:18:24,432 --> 00:18:25,515
now you can be the only one
440
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:27,768
that plays real
rock music on real vinyl.
441
00:18:27,819 --> 00:18:29,236
This is amazing. I mean...
442
00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:31,855
The only problem is I sold
my frickin' collection
443
00:18:31,889 --> 00:18:33,590
last night to
get the permit.
444
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,492
You know what? I knew that.
445
00:18:35,526 --> 00:18:36,793
Which is why this morning...
446
00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:38,328
What?
Hey, guys.
447
00:18:40,131 --> 00:18:41,565
...I bought it back for you.
448
00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:42,699
What?
449
00:18:43,224 --> 00:18:44,692
I don't even know
what to say.
450
00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:45,535
Thank you.
451
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:49,122
Dude, I look at it
as a can't-lose investment.
452
00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:50,641
Thanks, buddy.
453
00:18:50,675 --> 00:18:51,942
(groans)
454
00:18:51,976 --> 00:18:53,377
(moans)
455
00:18:53,411 --> 00:18:55,095
You're the best.
456
00:18:55,129 --> 00:18:56,463
You're the best.
457
00:18:58,132 --> 00:19:00,838
I know. I know.
458
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:07,474
(gasps)
Yes!
459
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:08,525
Yes!
460
00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:09,643
Mmm.
(chuckles)
461
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:10,777
Oh...
462
00:19:10,812 --> 00:19:13,030
I could not have
done it without you.
463
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,098
You had the power
inside you all the time.
464
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,833
Thank you,
Obi-Wan "Keboni."
465
00:19:16,868 --> 00:19:18,285
(chuckles)
466
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:19,653
(knocking at door)
467
00:19:19,704 --> 00:19:22,262
BEN:
♪ It's Benjamin. ♪
468
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,176
Hey.
Hey.
469
00:19:25,254 --> 00:19:27,511
So, I just came over
to thank you.
470
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,329
You know, you really
inspired me to turn it around
471
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,631
with my "biz-nass."
472
00:19:30,665 --> 00:19:31,648
Yeah?
Yeah.
473
00:19:31,683 --> 00:19:32,833
The truck's all squared away.
474
00:19:32,884 --> 00:19:34,584
I got a fresh new coat of paint.
475
00:19:34,618 --> 00:19:37,387
Rock-a-Roni is
actually rockin'.
476
00:19:37,422 --> 00:19:38,839
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
477
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:40,490
Mmm. And I got
to thank you.
478
00:19:40,525 --> 00:19:42,526
After we talked, I
put in a real effort
479
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,462
with Austin, and it
paid off big-time.
480
00:19:45,496 --> 00:19:47,814
Good.
Big-time.
481
00:19:47,849 --> 00:19:49,650
Big-time. You
know what I mean?
482
00:19:49,684 --> 00:19:52,462
You know, I didn't before,
but I think I get it now.
483
00:19:53,404 --> 00:19:56,156
So that's...
Hey, but how cool.
484
00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,841
Hey, look at us,
turning things around.
485
00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,643
Huh? Why don't
we celebrate?
486
00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:03,196
I brought beer.
487
00:20:03,247 --> 00:20:04,548
Wow.
488
00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:05,982
Um, I'd love to, but...
489
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,385
Actually, I was on
my way out the door.
490
00:20:08,419 --> 00:20:09,686
I have plans with Austin.
491
00:20:09,721 --> 00:20:11,709
Oh, yeah. Um...
492
00:20:12,514 --> 00:20:13,507
rain check?
493
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,092
Totally.
Okay.
494
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:18,161
So, I will see
you around, then.
495
00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:20,364
Okay.
Hey.
496
00:20:20,398 --> 00:20:21,932
That's great
about your new business.
497
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:23,383
I'm really proud of you.
498
00:20:23,434 --> 00:20:26,669
Thanks. Oh, it's great
about, um, Austin.
499
00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:31,174
(sighs, door closes)
500
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:32,976
(sighs)
501
00:20:35,461 --> 00:20:38,282
I just want to go back in time
and shake Mr. Macaroni's hand.
502
00:20:38,317 --> 00:20:39,750
Yeah.
Dude. Dude!
503
00:20:39,768 --> 00:20:40,918
That's the hipster girl
504
00:20:40,936 --> 00:20:42,420
who stole my
first fanny pack.
505
00:20:42,454 --> 00:20:43,721
What do we do?
506
00:20:43,755 --> 00:20:45,022
Mm-mm-mmm.
What would Will Smith do?
507
00:20:45,057 --> 00:20:46,256
Oh... I don't know.
I don't know.
508
00:20:46,274 --> 00:20:47,424
But I saw a thing
on Anderson Cooper.
509
00:20:47,442 --> 00:20:48,726
He made a citizen's arrest.
510
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,594
Okay, okay.
Well, Anderson is the only one
511
00:20:50,612 --> 00:20:51,929
cooler than Will Smith,
so...
512
00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:52,863
Okay. Follow my lead.
513
00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:55,099
(both shouting)
514
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:57,485
(screaming)
Aah! Freeze!
You're under citizen's arrest!
515
00:20:57,536 --> 00:20:58,936
Get on the ground,
creeper!
516
00:20:58,954 --> 00:21:00,304
(yelling)
517
00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:02,964
Dude, dude. Wrong hipster.
What would A.C. do now?
518
00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:04,800
Run?
519
00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:06,803
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