1 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:24,066 Previously on doom patrol... 2 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:24,984 Who wants pancakes? 3 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,067 Cliff! 4 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:30,364 You told me my daughter was dead! 5 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,867 - I was trying to protect you. - By lying? 6 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,286 Paraguay was an eye-opener. All that carnage. 7 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,829 Cliff, you're a fucking monster. 8 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:38,706 It's not your fault, Elliot. 9 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,249 You should've let me die. 10 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:43,753 I went with my gut, and my gut says you deserve a break. 11 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:50,760 - Shit! Shit. - What is that? 12 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,654 No, don't! No, it's an emergency trigger! 13 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:53,930 - No, no. Don't! - What? 14 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:55,933 - If you press it, my dad... - It'll send an sos. 15 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:57,892 This is for your own good. 16 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,894 Grid, stop! No! 17 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,104 I have one more task for you. 18 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:03,856 What the fuck is the doom patrol? 19 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:53,924 Shit. 20 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,435 Ms. Farr, Mr. Bloom will see you now. 21 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:07,646 That only took an hour and a half. 22 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,362 There she is. 23 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:16,447 Come here, gorgeous. 24 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,951 Oh, what can my girl get you? Coffee? Tea? 25 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:23,371 - Anything at all? - I'm fine, Sydney. Thank you. 26 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,538 That's all, hon. 27 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:26,957 Sit. 28 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,550 So, how are you, kiddo? 29 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,135 I'm hungry, Syd. 30 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:41,097 I want the love-interest role in your new wrestling picture. 31 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,932 You know I'd be perfect for it. 32 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:45,142 Boy, you just get right to it, don't you? 33 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:48,396 Some girls may need to play little games. I'm a woman. 34 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,148 I know what I want, and I'm not afraid to say it. 35 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,233 So I've heard. 36 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,652 Scoop around town is you're nothing but trouble. 37 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:56,695 Moody, abusive, 38 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,240 and there's not a makeup girl in the burg who'ii touch you. 39 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:03,035 Besides, the director has his heart set on Mary Lacy. 40 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:04,995 Moon-eyed Mary? 41 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,622 Please. 42 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:10,167 You need a hit bad, Syd, and I need a job. 43 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,920 So what do you say we help each other out, hmm? 44 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,675 You wanna talk Turkey? 45 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,844 You don't need help. 46 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,762 What you need is a miracle. 47 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:25,516 Because the name "Rita farr" hasn't put a butt in the seat in a dog's age. 48 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:29,186 Concrete shines brighter than your star, 49 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,021 my sweet. 50 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:39,529 Hmm. 51 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,670 Attagirl. 52 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,597 Show me how hungry you are. 53 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:06,431 Hmm. 54 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,676 Syd? 55 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:47,556 Syd? 56 00:05:58,609 --> 00:05:59,902 {933931 - 57 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,070 Mr. Bloom? 58 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,495 The bastard had a heart attack. 59 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,836 You were never here. 60 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:20,464 Get it? Go. 61 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,274 I don't think he's coming back. 62 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:11,098 "This user's profile is only viewable by friends." 63 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,475 What about her fucking father? 64 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,119 Jane? 65 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:35,581 I made you some "we kicked the apocalypse's ass" sandwiches. 66 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:39,460 Hi. 67 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,712 I was wondering, if you're not busy or anything, 68 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,132 I'm trying to look at my kid's online thing, 69 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,800 and I could use some help. 70 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:50,054 I made 'em just the way baby doll likes... 71 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,893 Does that mean you're still mad at me? 72 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,229 Hello? 73 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:01,607 I'm not cleaning this shit up. 74 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,903 Fine, I'll do it! Butjust this fucking once. You hear me, Jane? 75 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:07,988 Jane! 76 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:09,697 Fuck! 77 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,033 No! 78 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:17,122 No! N-o. N-o. I don't want you to go. 79 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:20,584 It's only for a few days, baby doll. 80 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:21,752 It's seven. 81 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,754 Seven is a whole week! 82 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,799 You'll miss pancake day. 83 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,425 But what if 84 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:34,264 I promise to have pancakes at 9:00 am. Tomorrow, 85 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,100 and think of you, 86 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,977 and you have pancakes at the same time 87 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,438 and think of me? Hmm? 88 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,442 No, you're trying to trick me. 89 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,695 It won't be the same. 90 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:48,821 You're telling me. 91 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:52,282 For once, I'm going to be able to enjoy my breakfast without 92 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,577 a certain little piggy 93 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,415 Snarfing up all the syrup. 94 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,710 Hmm? 95 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:12,886 But what if you start liking your new friends more than you like me? 96 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,472 That's impossible. 97 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:19,101 For one thing, they have a hopelessly silly name. 98 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,271 "The doom patrol." 99 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,773 I mean, really. Come on. 100 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:28,819 And for another, they don't like pancakes. 101 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,583 You gonna try and glue 'em back on? 102 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,208 No need. 103 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:45,878 Fucking a. 104 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,797 Guess it was a good day to be a robot boy. 105 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:49,881 Am I right? 106 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,763 How do I see my kid's facehole? 107 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,992 Create a profile, send her a friend request, 108 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,893 and wait for her not to accept it. 109 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,897 I was thinking you could stick a cyber finger in it, 110 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,065 jiggle the handle, and unlock it for me. 111 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,234 First of all, none of what you just said makes sense. 112 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,820 And if you're asking me to hack into it for you... 113 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,216 I saved your life, and you can't do this one lousy thing for me? 114 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,368 Actually, you put me in safety mode when you pushed my reset button. 115 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,497 And now my cyber fingers won'tjiggle unless my dad turns it off. 116 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,082 You're locked out of your own brain? 117 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,626 That's fucked up! 118 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,045 I thought I was fucked up. 119 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,716 Hey, Siri, what's the doom patrol? 120 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,260 Will you please stop doing that? 121 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,429 His shit's busted right now, Jane. 122 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,265 "Doom patrol"? Never heard of them. Why do you ask? 123 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,059 Mr. Nobody 124 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,603 kind of asked me to find them. 125 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:56,865 How come you're helping her with her thing, but not mine? 126 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:58,617 Feel free to take it personally. 127 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:03,497 Here we go. Okay, doom patrol. 128 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,625 A minor superhero team active from the early to late '50s. 129 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,252 And then they just... 130 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,129 Dropped off the scene. 131 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,257 They're so smiley. 132 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,885 Look more like a creepy sex cult than superheroes. 133 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,887 What happened to them? 134 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:22,516 - Doesn't say. - Two words. Tracksuits and kool-aid. 135 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,768 Why are you looking at pictures of the doom patrol? 136 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,271 You've heard of them? 137 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,691 If you must know, I had a brief love affair with mento. 138 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,443 Mento. 139 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,905 Steve Dayton? 140 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:42,703 The fifth richest man in america in 1955. 141 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,997 The guy with the salad spinner on his head? 142 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,082 It's a psionic amplifier. 143 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,043 Itenhances his natural psychic abilities. 144 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,213 Our liaison ended poorly and I don't wish to speak of it. 145 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,257 No one cares. Start talking. 146 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,592 Well, I never met the others. 147 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,385 Niles only introduced me to Steve. 148 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,095 How did niles know him? 149 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,178 I have no idea. 150 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,141 Did you ever ask this dude anything about himself? 151 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,269 Anything at all? 152 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,148 It was a very introspective time in my life. 153 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,233 Do you have any idea why Mr. Nobody 154 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,903 would point us in the direction of doom patrol? 155 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,114 Mr. Nobody wants you to find them. And you're doing it. 156 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,657 You got a problem with that? 157 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:24,536 What, with you doing precisely what the bad guy told you to do? 158 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,247 No. Why would we have a problem with that? 159 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:30,083 I didn't hear you complaining when he helped us stop the decreator. 160 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,128 By all means, let's trust the degenerate who kidnapped niles 161 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,756 and shoved an entire town up a donkey's ass. 162 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,967 Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't give a fuck what you think. 163 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,678 We're got nothing else to go on right now. 164 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,555 You're my in and you're my backup. 165 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:47,142 So, shut your assholes because we're doing this. 166 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,941 Please, god, don't let me puke in my bandages. 167 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,277 - What? Where... - We're here. 168 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:10,874 Jane, I want no part of this nonsense. Have flit take me back this instant. 169 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,376 Oh, hang on, let me tell her. 170 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,169 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 171 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,463 Yeah, flit says to fuck yourself in the face. 172 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,586 We're not leaving here till we find the doom patrol. 173 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,639 Hey. 174 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,684 Hey, you guys are... 175 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:40,320 Trust me when I tell you ladies you do not wanna fuck with me. 176 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,657 Remember, it's always better to subdue your opponent if you can. 177 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,787 What is this shit? A fucked-up rushmore? 178 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,710 Deadly force should be your last resort. 179 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,382 Okay. 180 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:01,967 Okay, kids! 181 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,262 You guys wanna see what your teachers look like on the inside? 182 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,848 Jane. 183 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,229 Where is niles? 184 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,150 I was just gonna ask you the same goddamn thing. 185 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,444 It's magnificent. 186 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,238 How long did it take? 187 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,657 Didn't think to time it. Sorry. 188 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,952 My arm Cannon overheated. 189 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,248 What I wanna know is why you deployed it in the first place. 190 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,833 To get niles back. 191 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,586 The man who took him, Mr. Nobody, he was right here. 192 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,173 I'm sorry, who? 193 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,468 Mr. Nobody. He's a member of the brotherhood of evil. 194 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,219 He's bad news, pops. 195 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,430 He should be on the jla watchlist or something. 196 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,516 The jla doesn't tend to overlook the credible threats. 197 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,060 If he mattered, they'd know him. 198 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,439 You don't care if niles lives or dies, do you? 199 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,025 - He's your friend. - We haven't been friends for ages. 200 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,628 - So, what, that makes him your enemy? - This is none of your concern, Vic. 201 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,737 Now, suffice it to say that 202 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,907 when you mix in with weirdos and pseudo-scientists, 203 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,158 you reap the consequences. 204 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,161 Enough about all that. We should get started. 205 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,955 How long is this thing gonna take? 206 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:17,250 Depending on the damage, three hours at the most. 207 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,962 - Don't worry, you'll be in sleep mode. - What? 208 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,257 You won't feel a thing. It'll bejust like taking a nap. 209 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,552 No, no, no. I gotta be awake forthis. I gotta see how this thing works. 210 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,721 Victor, do you want me to reboot you or not? 211 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,976 - How big was that explosion? - Not very. Why? 212 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:39,106 This week's stupid criminal spotlight is on Steve Larson. 213 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:42,109 Also known as animal vegetable mineral man. 214 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,112 He was attacked by his secondary dinosaur head 215 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,364 during a robbery gone wrong. 216 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,949 Let's take a look. 217 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,787 Empty the register! Now! Now! 218 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,747 Ow, god damn it! 219 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:58,959 Stop! Stop! Not the face! Not the face! 220 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,086 Ow! Ow! 221 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,342 What a tit. 222 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,095 Larson was charged with armed robbery. 223 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,515 His dinosaur, with aiding and a-biting. 224 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,433 What? 225 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,980 Is one of your fucking fingers inside me? 226 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,982 You really gotta phrase it that way, huh? 227 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,025 Get it the fuck out! 228 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,904 It appears that niles caulder's indestructible man isn't. 229 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,283 I think I have a blowtorch and some chewin' tobacco in the car. 230 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,785 Fix you right up. 231 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,247 The hell's that supposed to mean? 232 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,002 Okay, look. 233 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,588 My dad's gonna power me down when he runs the diagnostics, 234 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,381 you cannot leave me alone with him. 235 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,008 Why? What's he gonna do? 236 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,384 I don't know. That's the point. 237 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:54,097 Look, I need you to watch what he does, and tell me after, okay? 238 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,808 - Sure. I can help you out with that. - Thank you. 239 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,019 But you gotta help me out with Clara's facehole. 240 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,149 - Please, cliff. - All right. 241 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,319 Have a nice snooze, buddy. 242 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,784 The chief started this place? When? 243 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,580 After the doom patrol retired. This was their headquarters. 244 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,917 It was niles' idea to turn it into a school for meta-humans. 245 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,129 Mento, rhea, and arani, they all agreed to stay on, 246 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,380 as teachers. 247 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,176 How did niles get involved with superheroes? 248 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,304 Niles never said. You know he has his secrets. 249 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:38,225 You said your name was Josh Clay. Have we met before? 250 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,728 No. I don't believe so. 251 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,939 Were you in the military? 252 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:45,981 Briefly. 253 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,738 So, niles kept his shit tight, 254 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,407 - but he told you about me. - Yeah. Yeah. 255 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,034 You could say that. 256 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,413 What? 257 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,833 This is your room. 258 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,710 What? 259 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,505 Isn't that why you're here? 260 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,677 Niles didn't send you. 261 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:15,929 Niles is missing. 262 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,473 "Taken" would be more accurate. 263 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,977 - By who? - Some ass-bag named Mr. Nobody. 264 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,311 Mr. Nobody? 265 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,481 Who has he taken? 266 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,942 - You know this nobody freak? - Jane. 267 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:30,652 You and I should talk. 268 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:34,030 Arani, would you mind showing Larry around? 269 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,951 - I don't wanna put anybody out. - No, no, no. Enjoy the tour, lt. 270 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,328 Take pictures. 271 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,985 The thing about me is, 272 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,238 once I set my mind to a task, I excel at it. 273 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:20,076 When I played Jules niagara in three sabres to saskatchewan, 274 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,371 I learned the dance of the seven veils in less than a day. 275 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,457 It's a very complicated number, niles. 276 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,292 It is, yes. I've seen it. 277 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:32,005 So, the fact that I can't seem to keep myself together by now 278 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:35,467 doesn't give me much hope that a stranger can help me. 279 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,886 Well, I certainly understand how you feel. 280 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,806 And I agree, you are an exceptional woman, 281 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,434 but it's only been a month. 282 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,271 And we are in uncharted territory. 283 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,024 Do you know how long a month is in Hollywood? 284 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,944 Every second that passes, my name gets colder and colder. 285 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,947 If I don't nip this business in the bud soon, 286 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,284 I may well be stuck here forever. No offense. 287 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,745 This is a safe place. 288 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,288 That is what you make of it. 289 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,291 Isn't there a vitamin shot I could take instead? 290 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,294 Dr. Kurtz, he will prescribe you anything you ask for. 291 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,713 Anything at all. Maybe we should call him. 292 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,340 You and I both know, Rita, 293 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,093 whatever's going on with you goes deeper than that. 294 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:24,724 I believe your issue is as much psychological as it is physiological. 295 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,644 And this mento, 296 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:31,398 aside from being fantastically rich, is a doctor? 297 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,318 Not exactly. No. 298 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,320 Ah. 299 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:41,967 - Am I late? - No. 300 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:45,328 Right on time. Steve Dayton, I'd like you to meet Rita farr. 301 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,871 It's a pleasure, Ms. Farr. 302 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,081 Ah. Uh... 303 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,167 Niles, um, I don't think I'm comfortable with this. 304 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:55,505 This may be hard to believe, but when niles first found me, 305 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,550 I looked like the creature from your last film. 306 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,301 After Mick manly had killed him. 307 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,637 - You're familiar with my work? - Who isn't? 308 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:06,307 - You're Rita farr. - Mmm. 309 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,810 It would be my privilege to work with you. 310 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:12,439 And what is it that we'd be doing exactly? 311 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:17,318 Learning to, uh, quiet the mind. 312 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,697 Mento has extraordinary psychic abilities. 313 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:25,618 He can teach you how to transcend the emotional obstacles 314 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,788 that are preventing you from reshaping yourself. 315 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,417 That's your game, you read minds? 316 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:38,047 I have a few other tricks up my sleeve, but, yes, I can read minds. 317 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:44,471 Well, I'm sorry to have wasted your time, Mr. Dayton, 318 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:49,184 but I don't care to have some stranger gawking at my private thoughts. 319 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:54,022 As tempting as that might be, I give you my word, as a gentleman, 320 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:58,234 that I will not gawk at anything of yours without permission. 321 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,738 Starting now. 322 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,239 See? 323 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,743 Not a single peek. 324 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,671 Rita? 325 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,175 My god, it is you. 326 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,804 - Steven. - What on earth are you doing here? 327 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,472 I wish I knew. 328 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:29,724 Well, you look fantastic. 329 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,643 Oh, please. I'm a mess. 330 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,811 Not on your worst day, doll. 331 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,940 You always were a smooth talker. 332 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,108 It helped hide what a judgmental oaf you were. 333 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,277 I certainly had you fooled for a while. 334 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:44,739 I was at a low point. Besides, that was then. I've moved on. 335 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,365 So, there's no harm in us getting a drink together. 336 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:48,952 Only to your liver. 337 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,413 Which, I pray, dies a slow, mournful death. 338 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,170 I don't know why Mr. Nobody sent you here, 339 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,756 and I'm sorry to hear about niles, 340 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,258 but I'm afraid we can't help you. 341 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:06,052 Well, that's not a very super-heroic thing to say. 342 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,387 I'm not a superhero. 343 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:11,558 I'm an administrator. And you and your friends have to leave. 344 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,398 Was I supposed to be a student or a teacher? 345 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,566 Pardon? 346 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,151 Well, niles was shipping me here for a reason, right? 347 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:25,989 We had a few preliminary conversations, but he wasn't very forthcoming. 348 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,367 Why'd you fob Larry off to ol' fire fingers back there? 349 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,762 Like you didn't want me to ask her about Mr. Nobody? 350 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:32,954 That's none of your concern. 351 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:36,082 I have a room here. Maybe it should be. 352 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,794 Yeah, well, perhaps when you officially move in, 353 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,421 we could revisit the matter. 354 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,631 Yeah, sure. I'll go. 355 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,052 Just as soon as you tell me everything you know about Mr. Nobody. 356 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,983 These are our extracurricular classrooms. 357 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:06,195 Niles believes strongly in encouraging the creative, 358 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,364 as well as the meta-human abilities. 359 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,663 You don't talk much, do you? 360 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,792 Forgive me, but to be perfectly honest, I didn't wanna come here. 361 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,422 What was that? Did you see that? 362 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,798 Forgive the students. 363 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,822 It's all my husband's fault, really. 364 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,720 He encourages their harmless prankery. 365 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,431 Oh. You and Josh are married? 366 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:35,433 Goodness, no. 367 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:37,727 I'm married to niles. 368 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:51,074 That's one way to take the edge off. 369 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,203 Though the venue leaves something to be desired. 370 00:24:55,953 --> 00:25:00,333 The most secure room in the building. Due to all the things that go boom. 371 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:05,922 Hence it's the safest place to hide hooch from the teenagers. 372 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:10,176 You can't imagine the hijinks that these meta-kids can get up to. 373 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,720 Good for them. You're only young once. 374 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,892 What is this horrid thing? 375 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:22,480 That? That belonged to ultimax. 376 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,607 Leader of the brotherhood of evil. 377 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,194 And, unfortunately, the brain escaped. 378 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:31,072 But he won't get up to much mischief without his helm. 379 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,161 These aren't confiscated weapons, they're trophies. 380 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:40,206 You brought me here for one reason. To show off. 381 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:43,584 Well, isn't that the peahen calling the peacock proud? 382 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:46,796 No judgment here. I'm just surprised 383 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,716 that you'd still want to impress me, 384 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,926 given the way things ended between us. 385 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:55,638 Maybe I'd just forgotten what a head-Turner you are. 386 00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:00,685 I was a belly dancer, 387 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:03,020 an soe spy, 388 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,607 the queen of muscle beach. 389 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:15,992 I used to be Rita farr, star of stage and screen. 390 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,662 Now I don't know who I am. 391 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:25,668 A blank slate is the perfect place for you to start to rebuild yourself. 392 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:30,339 You just have to decide who it is you wanna be. 393 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:36,554 The same person I've always been. 394 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,473 Rita farr. 395 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:42,685 Let's begin. 396 00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:54,030 I want you to close your eyes. 397 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,033 Take a deep breath. 398 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:00,745 Then out. 399 00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:05,291 And out. 400 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,253 Now open them. 401 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,219 What's happening? 402 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:18,763 Mento? 403 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,390 It's all right. You're perfectly safe. 404 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,185 Where am I? 405 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,229 You are nowhere. 406 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,984 All that exists are you and your breath. 407 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,487 Breathe in. 408 00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:37,406 Then out. 409 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:40,827 Good. 410 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,204 Now, repeat after me. 411 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:47,083 The person who is breathing is me. 412 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,589 The person who is breathing is me. 413 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,509 Again. 414 00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,638 The person who is breathing is me. 415 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:05,059 The person who is breathing is me. 416 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:09,021 The person who is breathing is me. 417 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,735 The person who is breathing is me. 418 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,782 The person who is breathing is me. 419 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,957 - This nonsense actually works. - Oh. 420 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,334 Good to know you were keeping an open mind. 421 00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,757 Oh, you... 422 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:41,429 You probably have strict psychic-patient rules... 423 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,932 About things like this. 424 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:05,870 - You're shaking. - No. It's just, um... 425 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:12,168 What do you think about wearing the helmet? 426 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:17,632 Whatever did you have in mind, Ms. Farr? 427 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:19,216 I'm not being kinky. 428 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:27,767 I'm scared, Steve, of hurting you. 429 00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:33,522 Something terrible happened once before. 430 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:37,652 If you wear the helmet, you can help me keep control of things. 431 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,489 You are in control of you. 432 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,075 I'll wear the helmet if you like, 433 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,161 but I know you don't need it. 434 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:51,040 Wait. 435 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,753 You sure? 436 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,798 Not remotely. 437 00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:13,729 Okay, son, let's get you rebooted. You won't feel a thing. 438 00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:17,066 Nighty-night. 439 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,128 All right. 440 00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:39,547 Let's take a look at you. 441 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:42,842 Looks like none of your micro-servo units were damaged. 442 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,052 Consider yourself lucky. 443 00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,763 You'd need a time machine to find replacements. 444 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,866 Oh, you really think my robo-guts are fucked, 445 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:52,727 or do you just like shitting on the chief? 446 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:55,229 Well, I don't believe the two are mutually exclusive. 447 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,941 Niles actually had me consult on your design. 448 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,944 But then, he refused to take a single suggestion. 449 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,905 The man's a dinosaur. 450 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,789 He's terrified of anything that might threaten 451 00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:09,035 to make him or his ideas extinct. 452 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:11,203 What kind of stuff would you have done? 453 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:13,664 Would I be more like astro boy over there? 454 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,835 You would have been better. 455 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:27,928 How exactly did this happen? 456 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,930 Vic was scant on the details. 457 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,391 Oh, it was pretty gnarly. 458 00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:35,019 Vic was gonna blast Mr. Nobody with his hand Cannon 459 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:36,645 and then everything stopped. 460 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:40,399 Next thing I knew... kerblam. Everyone goes fucking flying. 461 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,318 I thought we were dead meat. 462 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,487 Vic? All kinds of fucked up. 463 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,364 He's bleeding. His hand looked like Elmer Fudd's shotgun 464 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:49,784 after bugs bunny stuck a cork in it, and then... 465 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:58,918 I mean, you know, now that I'm really thinking about it, it wasn't that bad. 466 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,755 He could have been killed. 467 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:04,799 And for what? 468 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,635 Some puerile teenage rebellion? 469 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:11,097 Hey, your robo-boy scout bugs the crap out of me, 470 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:14,725 but even I gotta admit, what he did yesterday was noble as shit. 471 00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:17,269 He put his ass on the line to save chief. 472 00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:18,872 Maybe you should give him a little credit 473 00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:20,564 instead of knocking him down all the time. 474 00:32:20,648 --> 00:32:22,000 What the hell do you know about being a parent? 475 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:24,777 Do you really have any idea what it's like to almost lose a child? 476 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,571 Yeah, I got some idea, you arrogant fuck-knuckle. 477 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:29,532 And I got regrets. 478 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,492 What are you gonna have? 479 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,879 It was a small ceremony, but it was beautiful. 480 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:48,884 I know it sounds cliche, but it was the happiest day of my life. 481 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,346 All my days have been happy since I met niles. 482 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,807 Forgive me, but I've known niles 483 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,559 for almost six decades, 484 00:32:56,642 --> 00:33:00,062 and in all that time, he's never once mentioned a wife. 485 00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:01,897 Niles and his secrets. 486 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:05,526 We were married for almost a year before he told me he had a daughter. 487 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,485 A daughter? 488 00:33:06,569 --> 00:33:10,656 It wasn't until we fought Mr. Nobody that he really started opening up. 489 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,491 You fought Mr. Nobody? 490 00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:14,118 Oh, we wiped the floor with him. 491 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,536 Tell me everything. 492 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:18,956 The Mr. Nobody fight was the last in the doom patrol's career. 493 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:21,750 Niles brought me in a bit later to oversee things here. 494 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:26,338 How it went down exactly, that depends on who you ask. 495 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:28,591 It was Memorial Day weekend. 496 00:33:29,717 --> 00:33:31,969 The park was filled with families. 497 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:34,263 That's when Mr. Nobody struck. 498 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:38,309 At first, it looked like an ordinary hot-air balloon, 499 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:41,604 but as it got closer, people could see that it wasn't. 500 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:45,357 The balloon was shaped like a giant... buttocks. 501 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:50,487 Instead of a basket attached to it, there was a jukebox. 502 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:53,157 And it played only one song, 503 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:58,329 "hot diggity" by Perry como, and it played it over, and over, and over. 504 00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:01,957 Within 20 minutes, everyone within earshot went completely insane. 505 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:05,669 Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity boom what you do to me 506 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,504 it's so new to me 507 00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:09,215 what you do to me 508 00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:12,551 hot diggity, dog ziggity boom what you do to me 509 00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,803 when you're holding me tight 510 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:20,059 the police arrived first, but Mr. Nobody was ready for them. 511 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,772 The jukebox was equipped with a transformer ray 512 00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:27,858 that changed all the police officers into pinatas. 513 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:41,413 The crazed crowds tore them to pieces 514 00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:44,166 and then they ate the candy from the pinatas. 515 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,952 It was the most horrible thing that I've ever seen. 516 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:17,658 When we arrived, the jukebox split open 517 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:21,328 and Mr. Nobody leapt out followed by a hoard of vinyl warriors, 518 00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:24,623 their bodies composed of long-playing records. 519 00:35:24,707 --> 00:35:28,419 Niles said that Mr. Nobody was there for him, not us. 520 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:31,547 And he insisted on being the tip of our spear. 521 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,258 As the strongest member of the doom patrol, 522 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,343 I led us into the fray. 523 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:39,972 Rhea and arani got into a spot almost immediately. 524 00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:45,519 Luckily, I was there to save them and destroy Mr. Nobody in one fell swoop. 525 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:48,772 Mento was so frightened, he soiled his super-suit. 526 00:35:48,856 --> 00:35:51,108 If niles hadn't been there to destroy them all, 527 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,318 along with Mr. Nobody, 528 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,862 I don't think any of us would have survived. 529 00:35:54,945 --> 00:36:00,367 Uh-huh. So, niles rescued a team of superpeople from a supervillain 530 00:36:00,451 --> 00:36:02,036 without any superpowers? 531 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,788 Why don't you ask him yourself? 532 00:36:06,749 --> 00:36:10,127 - Hello, darling, how was your day? - Arani, myjewel. 533 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,503 Mmm. 534 00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:14,467 - You are a sight for sore eyes. - Dinner's almost ready. 535 00:36:15,424 --> 00:36:17,259 Fantastic! I'm famished. 536 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:27,019 How did you escape Mr. Nobody, niles? 537 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:29,271 Mr. Nobody? 538 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:35,235 Oh, that little devil and his butt balloon were laid to waste ages ago. 539 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,572 Thanks to my beautiful wife, that is. 540 00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:40,532 Oh, niles. 541 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:54,046 We've got nobody's balloon here, somewhere. 542 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,589 It's really quite a sight to see. 543 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,425 I'm sure it was a terrific battle, Steven, 544 00:36:58,509 --> 00:37:02,679 but I'm afraid it was only the first time 545 00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:04,932 Mr. Nobody came after niles. 546 00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:06,016 He came back. 547 00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:09,895 Impossible. We ko'd that idiot. 548 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,231 Well, I don't know what to tell you, 549 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:14,942 except that he's back, and he's taken niles. 550 00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:22,324 - What's happening? - You're lying. 551 00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:25,843 You couldn't let me have this, could you? 552 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,621 What on earth are you going on about? 553 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:30,332 You came all the way down here just to ruin me. 554 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:32,960 Take my wins away, all the good work that I've done. 555 00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:34,753 - That's not true. - Please. 556 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:37,464 We both know you're capable of anything. 557 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,141 Marybeth? 558 00:37:47,224 --> 00:37:48,559 I didn't say no. 559 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:51,770 I was too scared to say anything at all. 560 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,111 No! 561 00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:02,614 No. No. No. No. 562 00:38:03,157 --> 00:38:04,950 No. No. 563 00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:08,162 No, no, no.No. 564 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,290 No. No. No. 565 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:12,583 No! 566 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,964 What the ever-loving fuck? 567 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,842 It's mento. He's going to his dark place. 568 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:24,245 If we don't do something fast, he's gonna take us with him. 569 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:29,724 Rhea. 570 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:32,352 They're starting to lose control of their powers. 571 00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:35,230 - You stay here, okay? - Wait. What about the students? 572 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:36,314 There aren't any. 573 00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:38,358 There never were. 574 00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:44,865 Hello, Joshua. 575 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,783 Niles, thank god. We have to move. 576 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,994 - Mento has had another break. - Forget him. 577 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:50,746 And the others. 578 00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:54,541 You and I have more work to do. 579 00:38:58,420 --> 00:38:59,922 Come now, Joshua. 580 00:39:00,464 --> 00:39:02,466 You've done good work here. 581 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,721 But you and I both know where your talents truly lie. 582 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,224 I can't. 583 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:15,187 I told you. Never again. 584 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,522 Sweet... 585 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:00,691 Sweet, sweet baby. 586 00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:04,403 Please don't keep me waiting. 587 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:20,127 Arani, I really think you need to have a talk with your students. 588 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:25,756 Arani? 589 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:31,054 He's run off again. 590 00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:33,890 Who? Niles? 591 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,102 Look what you did! 592 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:40,647 - No, no, no. - Look what you did! 593 00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,267 Sweet, sweet baby. 594 00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:22,773 Sweet, sweet baby. 595 00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:25,275 Come join me! 596 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,778 Sweet, sweet baby. 597 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,364 Come join me! 598 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:33,992 Okay, this is gonna be okay. 599 00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:37,829 We just happen to be in the shining. Which is fine. 600 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:40,457 Shelley duvall and the kid got out, and so will we. 601 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:44,378 Captain trainor, you and I know there is no getting out. 602 00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:48,298 Once a soldier, always a soldier. 603 00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:53,762 Now, are you and your partner ready to continue our mission? 604 00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:56,306 This isn't happening. 605 00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:57,933 This isn't happening. 606 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:00,727 I am so sorry. 607 00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:03,188 I didn't mean for this to happen. 608 00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:05,774 Oh, Rita, let's be honest. 609 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,735 You've been grinding this ax for 60 years. 610 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,949 You're doing this. 611 00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:16,159 Looks pretty real to me. 612 00:42:21,832 --> 00:42:23,792 You sick son of a bitch! 613 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:27,462 Now, darling, we both know you started it. 614 00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:33,677 I envy you, sir. 615 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:38,807 You get to make the world safe for democracy single-handedly. 616 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:43,687 Well, almost single-handedly. 617 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,071 Where is that bastard? 618 00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:29,357 This is your room. 619 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:37,199 It wasn't always like this. 620 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,245 Niles formed the doom patrol back in the day 621 00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:43,747 as part of a government program. 622 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,916 He selected their missions and... 623 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,837 One of which, inadvertently, put them on Mr. Nobody's radar. 624 00:43:52,214 --> 00:43:53,632 So, they really did fight him? 625 00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:56,426 Yeah, but they lost. Big time. 626 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:58,428 Mr. Nobody got into their heads, 627 00:43:59,221 --> 00:44:01,139 preyed on their fears and weaknesses. 628 00:44:01,223 --> 00:44:03,308 One by one, they all turned on each other. 629 00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:06,394 They were never the same after that. 630 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,397 Their minds and bodies started to deteriorate. 631 00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:12,526 They'd become frightened and confused easily, 632 00:44:12,609 --> 00:44:14,653 and they would lash out with their powers. 633 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,740 They became a danger to themselves, and to others. 634 00:44:20,033 --> 00:44:22,077 So, this was never a school? 635 00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:26,748 It was a safe place for these folks to... 636 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:29,876 To rest. 637 00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:35,966 I was able to stabilize mento's moods with medication. 638 00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,134 It was niles' idea to modify his helmet, 639 00:44:38,218 --> 00:44:41,263 to try to keep them calm with an immersive group delusion. 640 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,140 Mento hadn't made a peep in 50 years. 641 00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:47,769 Until today. 642 00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:52,023 So, you're like what, their babysitter? 643 00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:54,276 Physician, actually. 644 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:55,861 I'm also a meta-human. 645 00:44:56,236 --> 00:44:58,321 I don't like to use my powers, 646 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,323 but they're pretty good to have around here. 647 00:45:01,074 --> 00:45:02,117 Just in case. 648 00:45:03,076 --> 00:45:05,245 Arani said she's married to niles. 649 00:45:05,579 --> 00:45:07,747 - Is that... - All part of the fantasy. 650 00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:12,627 None of you should feel bad about what you may have seen. 651 00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:15,672 That was just mento lashing out with his powers, 652 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:19,134 using your biggest fears against you, like Mr. Nobody did to him 653 00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:21,469 and to the others. 654 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:26,683 Now, I think it's best if you all leave. 655 00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:30,645 What about arani and rhea? 656 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:42,532 This is what their realities are like. 657 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:54,127 Don't leave me. 658 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:57,422 Torturing themselves with ghosts from their past. 659 00:45:57,505 --> 00:45:59,215 But you can fix it, right? 660 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,093 I don't know. 661 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:06,765 Please, niles... 662 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,476 May I try? 663 00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:24,366 Oh, oh, oh. 664 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:25,450 Take it easy, son. 665 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:27,786 Give yourself a minute. 666 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:30,664 Am I okay? 667 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:32,999 Everything looks fine. 668 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,169 So, I'll be heading back. 669 00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:38,546 You gonna pack my bags, too? 670 00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:42,258 Not unless you're planning to come back with me. 671 00:46:42,968 --> 00:46:44,886 But if you would prefer to be here, 672 00:46:46,096 --> 00:46:47,097 I think you should stay. 673 00:46:48,515 --> 00:46:52,227 Incidentally, I enabled your privacy mode. 674 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,940 For real, this time. I won't be listening in anymore. 675 00:46:58,066 --> 00:46:59,066 I promise. 676 00:46:59,401 --> 00:47:03,405 Am I awake? Or are snakes gonna start pouring out of your face? 677 00:47:04,531 --> 00:47:08,243 You've been telling me you're ready to be your own man. 678 00:47:09,202 --> 00:47:10,829 I think it's time I start listening. 679 00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:20,379 Wait. 680 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,096 What's wrong? 681 00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:13,599 How could you? 682 00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:15,810 What are you talking about? 683 00:48:16,478 --> 00:48:17,937 Marybeth? 684 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,608 That poor girl. 685 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:26,946 You read my mind. 686 00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:30,408 Without my permission. 687 00:48:30,492 --> 00:48:32,285 Don't you dare judge me. 688 00:48:33,495 --> 00:48:35,080 Not after what you've done. 689 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:41,461 I'm just sorry I didn't do it sooner. 690 00:48:52,347 --> 00:48:56,309 A long time ago, you taught me I was my own biggest obstacle, 691 00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,813 that I could decide who I wanted to be. 692 00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:04,859 For the last 60 years, I decided that Rita farr 693 00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:07,362 was someone who deserved to be punished. 694 00:49:08,905 --> 00:49:10,824 I haven't changed my mind about that. 695 00:49:12,242 --> 00:49:18,456 Rita farr is empty and ugly and small. 696 00:49:20,834 --> 00:49:23,128 I don't wanna be those things anymore. 697 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,132 I don't wanna be Rita farr anymore. 698 00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:32,303 Without her, I don't know who I am. 699 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:40,019 All I know is I don't want to end up like you. 700 00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:42,772 Or arani, or rhea. 701 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,861 And, who knows? 702 00:49:49,696 --> 00:49:54,242 Maybe if I stop trying to forget 703 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,994 the things that haunt me 704 00:49:57,996 --> 00:49:59,706 and actually face them, 705 00:49:59,789 --> 00:50:03,459 maybe Mr. Nobody won't hold so much power over me. 706 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:07,213 I owe you for that. 707 00:50:09,883 --> 00:50:11,217 And I forgive you. 708 00:50:29,819 --> 00:50:31,362 Goodbye, Steve Dayton. 709 00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:55,428 How often does he come see them? For real. 710 00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:57,222 Niles? 711 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:00,975 Not very. 712 00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:07,607 So, he just abandoned them? Like broken toys? 713 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,026 Why would be send me here? 714 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:14,197 I'm not broken. He never treated me like I was broken. 715 00:51:14,447 --> 00:51:16,741 - Why would he wanna abandon me too? - I think... 716 00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:19,470 This is something for you to discuss with niles directly. 717 00:51:19,494 --> 00:51:21,162 How the fuck am I supposed to do that? 718 00:51:21,246 --> 00:51:23,164 - He's missing. - Then keep looking. 719 00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:27,586 'Cause I think that's what Mr. Nobody really wants, is for you to give up. 720 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,129 That's why he sent you here. 721 00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:33,549 See what happens to those who cross him. 722 00:51:36,636 --> 00:51:38,263 - Good luck to you, Jane. - Hmm. 723 00:51:40,056 --> 00:51:43,226 For god sakes, you be careful. 724 00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:02,912 No offense, but your dad's a real bite in the ass. 725 00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:06,082 Here. 726 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,251 You hacked it. 727 00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:10,712 I created a profile for you, sent her a friend request. 728 00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:12,630 - She accepted it? - She did. 729 00:52:12,714 --> 00:52:15,466 Only... she doesn't know it. 730 00:52:16,009 --> 00:52:19,012 Congratulations. You're officially catfishing your daughter. 731 00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:22,390 Is this because I stuck up for you with your pops? 732 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,475 - You did? - A little. 733 00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:29,022 I just thought that you should... 734 00:52:30,023 --> 00:52:32,066 Have the chance to get to know your daughter. 735 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:40,908 Maybe it's better for both of you if you'd done it from afar. 736 00:53:01,137 --> 00:53:04,349 Been far too long since we took some publicity photos. 737 00:53:07,185 --> 00:53:10,563 Folks are gonna start to forget what the doom patrol means. 738 00:54:23,428 --> 00:54:27,390 Captain trainor, are you and your partner 739 00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:29,016 ready to continue our mission? 740 00:54:39,152 --> 00:54:40,236 I know. 741 00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,199 I don't wanna think about it either. 742 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,263 What the fuck? 743 00:55:49,639 --> 00:55:51,349 "Me and dad"? 744 00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:56,395 What the hell is she doing with bump? 745 00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:58,856 Bump. Bump. Bump. 746 00:55:58,940 --> 00:56:00,316 Bump. Bump... 747 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:05,196 Bump! Bump! Bump! Bump! Bump!