1 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:26,860 Get me in ten minutes, Ray. 2 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:28,960 Boss. 3 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:46,440 Bobby. Boss? 4 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,350 I'll have a pint and a pickled egg. 5 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,050 Coming straight up. 6 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,880 If you wish to be the king of the jungle, 7 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:27,280 it's not enough to act like a king. 8 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,790 You must be the king. 9 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,720 And there can be no doubt. 10 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:39,930 Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise. 11 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:52,340 Hello, my love. 12 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:54,480 It's date night tonight. 13 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,810 Nine o'clock, you and I, River Cafe. 14 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,390 Who's there? 15 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,490 Ros, who's there? 16 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,340 Chink, chink. 17 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,050 Fletcher. 18 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:47,650 Buenas tardes, Raymondo. 19 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:51,490 I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin. 20 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:55,620 Oh, don't be cunty. I was just hoping we could have a cozy little drink together. 21 00:04:56,090 --> 00:05:00,630 So, I've got a meeting on Saturday at your favorite newspaper. 22 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:06,170 As the best private investigator in this smoky little town-- 23 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,440 good evening, ladies and gentlemen-- 24 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:12,740 they are ready to put 150 grand in my pocket to give them some filth. 25 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,180 Good for me, that, but in this case... 26 00:05:16,910 --> 00:05:18,110 it's bad for you. 27 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:23,250 So Big Dave, editor extraordinaire, 28 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:27,190 has developed a terrible antipathy for your boss 29 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,030 and his liquorish assortment of tasty mates. 30 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:35,230 He's out to destroy him and all those that cozy up to him. Front cover. Bosh! 31 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,870 There will be blood and fucking feathers everywhere, my darling. 32 00:05:38,470 --> 00:05:40,970 Get to it, Fletcher. I'm starting to itch. 33 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:44,040 Now, we both know that your boss has very, very deep pockets, 34 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:47,210 and I would like to invite him just to have a teeny rummage in them. 35 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:50,550 What the fuck are you talking about? 36 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,310 If you would be so kind 37 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:53,980 as to furnish me with 20 million British pounds, 38 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,750 I will give you everything-- 39 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,990 memory cards, contact sheets, recordings, the lot, 40 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,560 and a modest little screenplay I wrote all by myself. 41 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:03,730 Hold on. 42 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:07,900 We just went from £150,000 to 20 million. 43 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:10,200 That's a steep rise in 30 seconds. 44 00:06:10,330 --> 00:06:13,170 Yeah, but I would argue that you're lucky, because that is nothing 45 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:17,010 compared to what I could, and perhaps should, be asking. 46 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:20,080 Oh, well, thank God you're not greedy, Fletcher, 47 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:22,580 you deluded, shit-eating cunt. 48 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,550 I quite like it when you talk dirty to me. 49 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,950 I can feel myself engorging. 50 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,120 Come on, have a drink with me. It's really yummy. 51 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:36,890 I looked it up. App-ed it. 1500 quid? 52 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,630 I didn't know you could spend that much on a bottle of scotch. 53 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:45,200 I'm gonna tell you a story to demonstrate why my quote is my quote. 54 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:48,170 Will you play a game with me, Ray? 55 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:50,870 I don't wanna play a game. 56 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,380 -Please? -No. 57 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,880 I said play a fucking game with me, Ray. 58 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:06,660 Right. 59 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,220 Lovely. 60 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,230 Now, I want you to imagine a character, 61 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,630 a dramatic character, like in a book or a play or a film. 62 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,370 But not digital, not on a memory stick. 63 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,940 Analog. Chemical process. "Keep the grain in the picture," I say. 64 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:23,570 Old-school, 35 mill. 65 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,280 Now, I'm seeing this through a lens, I am, 66 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:32,180 and I'm not talking about the small screen. 67 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:33,920 It's not TV, Raymond. 68 00:07:34,050 --> 00:07:36,920 As I said, old-school cinema format. 69 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:40,860 It's what we in the business called anamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1. 70 00:07:40,990 --> 00:07:43,760 And I want you to join me on this cinematic journey, 71 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:45,660 'cause it is cinema, Ray. 72 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:48,760 It's beautiful, beautiful cinema. 73 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:52,230 Now, roll camera. 74 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,770 Enter our protagonist. 75 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,070 He's good-looking, he's gorgeous, 76 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:02,480 he's golden age, he's a proper handsome cunt. 77 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:06,110 His name is Mickey Pearson. 78 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,780 Unique background has our Mickey. 79 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:13,660 American born, Rhodes scholar, so he's born clever but poor. 80 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:16,460 Now, that's quite a leap from a trailer park in Americana 81 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:19,490 to the thousand-year-old university in old Angleterre, 82 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:23,000 where he studies the dark art of horticulture. 83 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:26,200 But he never finished his education, never went home, because... 84 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:28,500 he found his vocation. 85 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,940 A naughty vocation. 86 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:32,310 He's a bad boy. 87 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,040 He starts dealing the dirty wonder weed 88 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:38,350 to his rich, British, upper-class uni pals 89 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,820 and realizes he's rather good at it. 90 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:43,720 He's clear and objective about ambition 91 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:47,360 and he can surf the echelons of our complicated culture. 92 00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:52,230 He knew how to take advantage of his advantage. 93 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:55,900 He was a hungry animal, you see. 94 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:59,030 He was powerful and ruthless, cunning and quick, 95 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,540 charismatic and smart, but... 96 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,410 he had to do some naughty things to get where he got, 97 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,170 to establish his position, 98 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:08,940 to show he wasn't just teeth, tits and tan. 99 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,880 Well, he wasn't fucking hollow, was he? 100 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:16,320 He had an engine under his hood 101 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:18,850 and a gun in his holster. 102 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:23,760 So, he's not exactly clean, our Mickey. 103 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:25,660 He has come up the hard way. 104 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:28,400 He's earned his position, shall we say. 105 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:30,230 Well, that was the early days, 106 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,400 and he cracked on with his New World pioneer spirit. 107 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,710 What's he worth today? 100, 200, 500 million? 108 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,440 But now the plot begins to thicken. 109 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,150 He has reached a crossroads in his life. 110 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,550 The middle class and the middle age, they've got to him. 111 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:49,250 They've corrupted his appetite for the horrors. He's gone soft. 112 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,250 He wanted to cash in his chips and get out of the game, 113 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:54,960 and he seems to have found the perfect customer. 114 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,420 Smash cut, please... 115 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,930 to interior, a gala dinner. 116 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:02,000 Just a few words to say thank you to Michael Pearson 117 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:04,600 for his limitless generosity and time. 118 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:09,200 Now, Mickey has been cultivating a special relationship 119 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:13,610 with the erudite, learned and broad-minded Matthew Berger. 120 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:17,110 Yes, Raymond, I do know about the Jewish billionaire cowboy, 121 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,320 another slice of Americana creating drama in Angleterre. 122 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:24,450 And finally to Matthew Berger blindsiding us with his donation 123 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:27,760 to build the entire cognitive behavioral therapy unit. 124 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,590 So these two have met before. Fuck knows where. 125 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:34,660 Presumably at the annual international drug dealers convention in Las Vegas. 126 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,870 And they've done some small deals together, 127 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,330 but now they're ready for the big one. 128 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:42,240 Well, that was unexpected, Matthew. 129 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:45,170 Now I understand why you're seated at the head of the table. 130 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,940 Snuck that one right by me, didn't you, you naughty little girl? 131 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,350 Making a splash with the gentry. 132 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,050 Oh, I like to make a splash whenever possible. 133 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:57,320 Well, you also seem to understand the significance of a proper attire. 134 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:58,850 Indeed I do. 135 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:00,290 I believe a sense of ownership 136 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,120 is vital in every aspect of life, 137 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:04,630 perhaps never more so than when it comes to wardrobe. 138 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:08,460 For every look there is a season, and for every season a strategy. 139 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,000 Now starts the alpha dance. 140 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,770 They're not really talking about clothes, Raymond. 141 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,500 Oh, fucking no. 142 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,300 They're like a pair of old doggies 143 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,870 sniffing round one another's intellectual assholes. 144 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,680 It's a good old-fashioned cock-off, Raymond. 145 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:24,510 Michael, I'm looking forward to doing business together. 146 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:27,480 -May we excuse ourselves? -Yes, please. 147 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,220 We should say good night to our host. 148 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,460 So what do you think? 149 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,560 I'm not sure. 150 00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:39,690 Your Grace. 151 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:41,230 He's a fox, 152 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,030 and foxes have a predictable nature. 153 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,930 Trust this Jew about that Jew. 154 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,530 If you let him in the henhouse, 155 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,540 you can expect blood and feathers everywhere. 156 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,170 Fresh from a farmyard pheasant shoot, 157 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:55,040 these two are starting to like each other. 158 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,710 It's looking good, Ray. It's looking fucking good. 159 00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,450 I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise. 160 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,720 You see, try as I might, I can't work out how you do it, 161 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:04,620 and bush is my game. 162 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,260 How does anyone grow 50 tons of super skunk 163 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:09,290 without letting anyone else know how they do it? 164 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:11,830 I'm flattered to hear that from you, Matthew. 165 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,360 I imagine that big brain of yours is sweating a stream of tears 166 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,060 just trying to figure it out. 167 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,670 Brilliance should be acknowledged. 168 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,870 Mm. 169 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,740 Run the numbers by me again. 170 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:24,440 200 million gross p.a., 100 million net. 171 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,010 But your people know this already. 172 00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:28,210 They've swept the numbers for months now. 173 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:32,250 The bottom line is I'll sell it to you for 400 million. 174 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:41,160 But you knew that already. Hop in. 175 00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,930 Now, I can't be specific about the heroes and zeros, 176 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:46,490 but there was a lot of money hanging in the balance. 177 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:50,130 What would it be worth to have the power 178 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,840 to be able to pull the plug on an operation like that? 179 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:57,070 A greedy man would want half the sale price, 180 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,240 but a smart man would know that 20 million pounds 181 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,780 was just about uncomfortable enough to make everyone feel comfortable. 182 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,520 You're a cunning and creative toad, aren't you, Fletcher, 183 00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:09,480 coming up with a plan like this? 184 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,520 Yeah, but I didn't really come up with it, did I? 185 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,120 It was Big Dave. 186 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,890 He commissioned me to do a job on Mickey, 187 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,560 you know, sniff about, keep an eye on him, 188 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,630 go through his bins, reveal his sins. 189 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:23,470 Mickey Pearson, the odious Yankee gangster. We're gonna bury him. 190 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,400 Because it seems he's got himself a new friend. Lord Pressfield. 191 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,470 Is that the Lord Pressfield? 192 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,170 His Grace, the duke? 193 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,940 Yeah. Once fourth in line to the throne. 194 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,640 Apparently Mickey Pearson has squeaked his way 195 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:39,050 into the crack of his fat, posh ass. 196 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,690 This is yours, Fletcher. I need a man with your creativity, with your nose. 197 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,520 Now, you know you're my favorite bloodhound. 198 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,460 I just think it's really important to remember 199 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,020 who you're talking to, Dave. 200 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,360 Of course I remember, Fletcher. 201 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:54,400 So just make absolutely sure the check doesn't disappoint this time. 202 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,200 The number is 150,000. 203 00:13:57,530 --> 00:14:00,240 He wants to ruin him, 204 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:03,310 but I am here to do you a favor. 205 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:07,210 And it's not like you're not getting something for your money. 206 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:10,480 You could even turn that script into a feature film, Raymond. 207 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,250 We could make it together. We could be partners. 208 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,720 I have learned off you lot. 209 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:20,460 You gotta look after number one, and now it's my turn. 210 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:25,360 The sun is not going up for me, Ray. It's going down. 211 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,800 So why has Big Dave got it in for my boss? 212 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,970 Two months ago, your man Mickey 213 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,700 made my man Dave feel like a right fucking idiot. 214 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,700 Henry. Mickey. 215 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,970 How did he do that? 216 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,470 Didn't accept his hand. 217 00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:41,580 Dave. Daily Print. Yes. 218 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,510 No. Editor of the Daily Print. 219 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,420 Turns out Dave had gone after one of Mickey's lords, 220 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,450 did a proper tabloid job on him. 221 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:51,750 It would appear that His Lordship had had a quick spin 222 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,120 on one of his attractive young footmen. 223 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,860 After the splash, shares crashed, job went, wife followed, 224 00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:59,060 and even his kids disowned him. 225 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,500 Well, that Dave can't half be a cunt. 226 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,030 But no one will pull him on it. 227 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,470 Too fucking scared that Dave will do a feature on them. 228 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,400 But your Mickey, he's got a fabulous set of balls. 229 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:12,710 So he snubbed him in front of a crowd that Dave could only wish he belonged to. 230 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,080 You know, lords and ladies, the sort that Mickey feels very comfortable in front of. 231 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,850 Men, excuse us. 232 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,020 Well, he might just as well have pulled Dave's cock off. 233 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,880 I do believe that was a bit of a fuck off, Dave. 234 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,990 'Cause he just fizzled like a party balloon. 235 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,720 That's no reason to go after a fella. 236 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,530 Well, I don't know what to tell you. He wants Mickey's blood. 237 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,130 And he would be getting it too, if it wasn't for... 238 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,600 You're a filthy fantasist, and now it's time to leave. 239 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:42,040 Oh, don't be silly. I'm only just lubing you up. 240 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:47,040 Now, there is a reason why Matthew, or anyone else for that matter, 241 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,150 cannot work out how Mickey does what he does. 242 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,080 How does he grow 50 tons of white widow super cheese every year? 243 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,120 Everyone knows that needs a lot of space. 244 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,650 So where is the space and how come he's kept it under wraps? 245 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:02,960 You can't just dig a hole in the ground and drop 200 shipping containers in there. 246 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,660 Oh, no, my love. That will not work. 247 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:08,600 No. You have to be creative. You need an angle. 248 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:11,530 The problem with land in this country is there's not much of it... 249 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,840 and there's public access even when it's supposed to be private. 250 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,310 And the public have rights: dog walkers... 251 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,110 Yes, jog on. 252 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,680 ...footpaths, right to roam, 253 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,280 bimblers, ramblers, 254 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:26,850 -badger lovers... 255 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,520 ...and any other busy cunt with enough time on his hands 256 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:30,990 to sniff the green tweed of England. 257 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,620 Good morning! 258 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,260 And they have groups, 259 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:37,930 forums, meetings, social media, 260 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,930 and they love a good chat and a hiss 261 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:42,760 about anyone who's decided to mow his lawn without a license. 262 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:47,170 And then there's the helicopters, drones, Google Earth, 263 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,370 heritage sites, parish councils, 264 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,870 and the beat goes on. 265 00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:54,140 And that's before you even think about getting power in here. 266 00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:59,510 So what is Mickey's unique method? 267 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:04,190 I tip my cap at the cheek, at the elegance, at the class. 268 00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:06,920 And what would that method be exactly? 269 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,390 You have to understand a culture to understand a man. 270 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:11,890 Toffs, aristocrats, 271 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:15,000 dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies, 272 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,000 lots of land and fuck all dough. 273 00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:20,900 Houses to keep, damp to keep out, silver to polish. 274 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,040 You must remember that cash is very persuasive 275 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:27,580 to the class that got spanked by angry lefties and death duties. 276 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,410 And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state. 277 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,550 So this is my moment to swoop in 278 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,720 like a guardian fucking angel 279 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:40,260 and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order. 280 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,520 And they're not too bothered about what I do, 281 00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:46,090 as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year. 282 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:49,000 It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy. 283 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:52,930 It takes work, wine, women and disco. 284 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,270 Twelve sites. Twelve farms. 285 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,310 One thousand of these estates in the great UK. 286 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,440 Bonne chance trying to find them all. 287 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:05,650 That's it. My infrastructure. 288 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:11,220 And that, sir, is, with my blessing, what you are paying for. 289 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,660 If it's as discreet and as lucrative as you claim it is, 290 00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:16,490 I'll buy the whole business. 291 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:18,460 But enough foreplay, Michael. 292 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,460 I wanna see your plant. 293 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,870 I've gone to great lengths to make my operation 294 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,540 as invisible as possible, Matthew. 295 00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:30,100 If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it. 296 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,710 As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush. 297 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,720 It's a spectacular business, Michael. 298 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,590 Such a shame it will go bankrupt in ten years 299 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,820 when things go legal in the great UK. 300 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,790 And you want me to pay top dollar for it? 301 00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:51,130 A nugget under half a yard? 302 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:53,600 That is the price. 303 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,370 Now step inside and I'll show you what half a yard gets you. 304 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:06,870 Ooh. A delightful tool shed for 400 million dollars. 305 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:09,310 Is the ball-peen hammer included? 306 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,350 Course it is. Now let me show you the nails. 307 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,460 Watch your head. 308 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,530 Carry on, chaps. 309 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:37,040 England's green and pleasant land. 310 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,640 Those are some nails. 311 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:45,050 Location, staff, technology. 312 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:49,820 See, you're buying the substructure for the superstructure to come, 313 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:54,120 and with purchase you will inherit the best sites available, 314 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,360 the finest botanists and herb sommeliers in the world, 315 00:19:57,490 --> 00:20:01,060 as well as the most innovative marijuana technology on the planet. 316 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:04,770 And when this little piggy goes to legal market 317 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,940 and the demand way outpaces the supply... 318 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:12,340 these locations, these green-fingered botanical boys, 319 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:14,780 as well as my superior technology, 320 00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:16,210 will be at a premium. 321 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,050 And you would own them all. 322 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:25,920 Did you know it took 15 years after alcohol prohibition ended back home 323 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,190 for the legal market to scratch that itch? 324 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:30,760 Fifteen years. 325 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,460 And that's if you do nothing with it. 326 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,900 Yes, it's a win-win, no matter how you look at it. 327 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,740 And I'm not greedy. You and I both know 328 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:44,070 that 400 million is a fair-to-generous asking price, 329 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:47,340 especially considering that once this game's kosher, 330 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,280 it's going to be worth somewhere between 200 billion 331 00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:53,720 and, well, half a trillion pounds. 332 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,250 Annually. 333 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,290 Weed. 334 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:58,620 Bush. 335 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,720 Skunk-amola. 336 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,630 White widow super cheese. 337 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,590 It's the new gold rush. 338 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,730 This is the thin end of a very fat wedge, sir. 339 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,400 If it's such a fat wedge, why don't you keep it? 340 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:19,740 You see, I've developed a reputation as a man who came up the hard way. 341 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,710 You could say that there's blood on these pretty white hands. 342 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:28,650 But in the new business, once legal and under the jurisdiction 343 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:32,790 of the respectable umbrella of ministerial legitimacy, 344 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:36,590 an enterprise like this will need a face with a clean past, 345 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,930 which sadly I do not possess. 346 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:42,160 Retirement doesn't sound so bad. 347 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,730 Long walks in the countryside, pruning roses with my better half, 348 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,300 raising some cubs. 349 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,000 I've earned it. 350 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:54,680 Look, we both know growing is only 50% of the business. 351 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,450 I need your European connections. 352 00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:59,750 I've seen how the sausage is made. 353 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,420 Now tell me about the butcher shops. 354 00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:04,050 Well, that comes later, Matthew, 355 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:06,450 when the money's in escrow. 356 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:09,890 Now that we've established the dilemma of our protagonist, 357 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:13,560 let us turn to our antagonist. 358 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,560 Many miles away, across the open plains, 359 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:22,070 another beautiful feral beast lopes his way to a watering hole. 360 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,470 Who are you talking about now? 361 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:27,410 I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye. 362 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:29,040 Oh, Dry Eye. 363 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:31,910 What is he? Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese? 364 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,380 Get on your fucking knees? 365 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,350 Dirty dragon filth. 366 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:43,190 He explodes on the scene like a millennial fucking firecracker. Bang, bang, bang. 367 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,230 You chee-bye motherfuckers! 368 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,330 I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Fletcher. 369 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,730 That doesn't sound like the Dry Eye I know. 370 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:52,330 Just making sure you're paying attention, Raymond. 371 00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:56,140 So let's cut instead to a somewhat anticlimactic 372 00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:59,040 but suave and debonair Dry Eye, 373 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,010 like a Chinese James Bond. 374 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,910 "Ricense" to kill. 375 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,620 Open them up. Yes, boss. 376 00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:14,220 Good Lord. 377 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,790 Hose them down, load them up and fuck them off. 378 00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:22,700 Let me have a look at 432. Yes, boss. It's just right here. 379 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,040 There's 120 rims, uh, 32 LS engines, 60 custom... 380 00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:33,980 All right. Pay the man. 381 00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:37,850 Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for a 20 when it's a 40-footer. 382 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:40,050 It's gonna be double bubble. 383 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,550 Double bubble? 384 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:47,720 A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word. 385 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:52,590 Now, either you or your family are gonna have to pay for that lesson. 386 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:55,860 Do we have an understanding? 387 00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,200 Yes, boss. 388 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,270 Give the soppy prick his money. 389 00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:07,070 Anyway, let's put a pin in Dry Eye 390 00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:09,080 and turn again to Mickey. 391 00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:11,650 If you're thinking of smoking that in here... 392 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,350 don't. 393 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,950 I find that confusing. 394 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,320 Do you mean don't smoke or don't think? 395 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,760 Oh... 396 00:24:23,890 --> 00:24:25,790 Oh, all right, all right, it's going out. 397 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:49,280 I think the time has come for me to introduce you to our queen. 398 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,690 Harold, bag. 399 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,590 A Cockney Cleopatra 400 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,660 to Mickey's cowboy Caesar. 401 00:24:54,790 --> 00:24:58,430 The only weak link in his otherwise impregnable armor 402 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,360 is his devotion, his passion, some would say his obsession 403 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,170 with his beauteous lady wife. 404 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:06,700 I'm trying to do you a favor here, Mike, 405 00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:09,170 but every time I do you a favor, it ends up costing me too. 406 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,640 Now, come on, Ros... Why is Miss Kova still here? 407 00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:13,910 That Range was supposed to be finished this morning. 408 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,040 I'm not talking to you, Mike. Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range. 409 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,910 How many times have I told you? I don't want Roger up front. 410 00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:22,520 This is a sanctuary for the ladies. Where is he? 411 00:25:22,650 --> 00:25:24,420 He's up in your office with your husband. 412 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,260 Misha, darling, I'll have you out of here in 20 minutes. 413 00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:32,890 Rosalind, I've got a spin class in half an hour. 414 00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:34,860 Twenty minutes and no charge. 415 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,700 Lisa, champagne. 416 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,530 -Mike, are you still there? - Of course I'm still fucking here. 417 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:42,800 Right, well, if you're still there, who's ordering the fucking parts? 418 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,310 So what do you think? 419 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,170 Ringing the bell, but not too loud. 420 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,040 Dipped in honey. 421 00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:50,340 That's on the money. 422 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,550 But you always could make a good cup of tea, Mickey. 423 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,220 Very nice. 424 00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:57,220 Hello, Ros. 425 00:25:58,450 --> 00:25:59,820 What the fuck is going on in here? 426 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,720 I should have known it was you behind this. 427 00:26:02,290 --> 00:26:03,760 Rodge is supposed to be working down there 428 00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:05,360 and you're up here blowing his brains out. 429 00:26:05,490 --> 00:26:07,330 I'm on it, boss. You wanna be. 430 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,330 Don't blame the Dodge, dear. 431 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:11,000 You know he's got a special nose 432 00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:12,970 and he's doing this old dog a favor. 433 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,540 Dodge, get down there and earn your money. 434 00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:15,700 Gone. 435 00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:20,210 What you doing here anyway? 436 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:22,540 Thought I'd come by to have a cup of tea with my wife. 437 00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:25,280 Well, go on, then. Put the kettle on. 438 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,420 Looks like the deal's gone through. 439 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,450 Second thoughts? No second thoughts. 440 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,260 I like middle age. 441 00:26:34,390 --> 00:26:37,760 I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines 442 00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:41,630 and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down. 443 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:45,870 But most importantly, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you. 444 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,070 Course you are. 445 00:26:47,870 --> 00:26:49,470 Look, I don't want you knocking around here 446 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,910 feeling all unemployed and lost with yourself. 447 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:53,810 Well, fuck me. 448 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:56,110 Most wives would beg their other halves 449 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,050 to get out of this game, but not you. 450 00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,650 That's because I know you, darling. 451 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,890 Look, you'll have to do this elegantly, love. 452 00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:07,990 If word spreads that you're getting out, that could read as weakness. 453 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,290 And if you smell smoke, it's 'cause there's a fire, 454 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,590 and that could get expensive. 455 00:27:12,730 --> 00:27:15,630 So you're gonna have to stamp that out without any gentrification. 456 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,670 But not you, love. 457 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,200 Don't you do anything messy. 458 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,270 That's why you've got people, remember? 459 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,440 I fucking love you, babe. 460 00:27:26,570 --> 00:27:27,940 Course you do. 461 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:30,040 Any chance? 462 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,450 No, you can wait. 463 00:27:33,850 --> 00:27:36,120 I've got a red-hot Russki with her finger on the trigger. 464 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,890 Gotta deal with it. I don't mind the two of yous. 465 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,720 Go on, fuck off. 466 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:43,860 Fletcher... 467 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:46,930 why are you wasting our time? 468 00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:49,930 I know what happens in my world and what doesn't. 469 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:53,170 What I fail to recognize is why Michael should be motivated 470 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:55,040 to write you a check for 20 million. 471 00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:58,840 I find you very impatient, Raymond. I am a storyteller. 472 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,440 As they say in the film game, I'm laying pipe. 473 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,640 Well, you'd better put something through it soon. 474 00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:06,180 So what is that? Is that a barbecue as well? 475 00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:10,850 -Yes, it is, Fletcher. -I love a barbie. 476 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,020 That is a useful bit of plant, then, isn't it? 477 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,920 So that heats up your knees and cooks at the same time? 478 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:18,760 You gotta show me how to get one of them. 479 00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:21,200 Well, you can take it with you if you fuck off now. 480 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,660 Ray. 481 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:26,200 Is there any chance of a steak? 482 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:35,910 Yeah, all right. Got a bit of Wagyu in the freezer as it happens. 483 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,510 -I've never had Wagyu. -Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you, but it's all I've got. 484 00:28:39,650 --> 00:28:41,580 I'll get it, mate. Oh, no, you're all right. 485 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,620 Just stay right there. Oh. 486 00:28:46,090 --> 00:28:47,250 Ow, fuck me! 487 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,820 It's hot. 488 00:28:58,030 --> 00:29:01,070 He's a sly fox, that Fletcher. 489 00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:09,210 Night-night, Aslan. 490 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:11,750 32 LS engines? 491 00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:14,420 You got all these parts on a 40-foot container? 492 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,380 Yeah. 493 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:18,420 How'd you get your hands on that? 494 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:22,120 Ask no questions, hear no lies. 495 00:29:22,590 --> 00:29:23,620 Hence the price. 496 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:26,630 -So how much? -Oh, no charge. 497 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,060 Okay, so what's the price? 498 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,400 A meeting with your husband. 499 00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:32,170 Oh, fuck off. 500 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:33,530 That's not gonna happen. 501 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,470 It's in his interest. 502 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:41,940 Tell you what, keep the parts. Consider it a gesture of goodwill. 503 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,750 You know how to get hold of me. 504 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,350 Well, I can't promise anything. 505 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,920 Dry Eye, he got his little sit-down with Michael, didn't he? 506 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,960 Bold move, that, coming in heavy, 507 00:29:56,090 --> 00:29:59,390 sanctioned or unsanctioned... 508 00:30:00,390 --> 00:30:03,430 by the dragon head himself, Lord George. 509 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:06,330 Well, he's a naughty boy, that George. 510 00:30:06,730 --> 00:30:09,500 But Dry Eye, oh, he's next generation, 511 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,810 and them Chinamen, they upgrade quicker than i-fucking-Phones. 512 00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:14,240 Is he making moves? 513 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,980 Is he breaking out on his own? 514 00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:20,610 Big man plans behind Lord George's back? 515 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:27,390 To be fair, it was very nicely played with 100 grand's worth of free car parts, 516 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,990 because everyone knows that the way to a man's heart is through his wife. 517 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,400 You'd make a lovely wife, Raymond. 518 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:49,410 Thank you for taking the time to see me, Michael. 519 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,750 Lord George sends his best. 520 00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:54,880 I only took this meeting because Ros asked me to. 521 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,950 Make sure to never approach her like that again. 522 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:59,220 I meant no disrespect. 523 00:31:09,530 --> 00:31:10,630 How can I help? 524 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,170 I understand you're getting out. 525 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,140 Getting out. Getting out of what? 526 00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,370 Bed? My head? The closet? 527 00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:22,010 Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye. I'm a busy man. 528 00:31:22,610 --> 00:31:24,350 I hear you're getting out of the game. 529 00:31:25,710 --> 00:31:28,780 And I would like you to consider an offer. 530 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,920 Look, I'm gonna stop you right there 531 00:31:31,050 --> 00:31:33,020 so you don't waste any more of your precious breath, young man. 532 00:31:33,150 --> 00:31:35,360 This is not a discussion for the two of us. 533 00:31:35,490 --> 00:31:37,520 Unlike the salt and pepper, it's not on the table. 534 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,470 This is a big number. 535 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,590 Cash. 536 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,630 I am not for sale. 537 00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:16,430 And even if I was, you're several zeros short. 538 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,770 Now, you may be able to buy your man's sausage for that, 539 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:21,240 but to me it just looks rude at breakfast. 540 00:32:23,870 --> 00:32:24,940 You're out of touch. 541 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,280 You're forgetting the laws of the jungle, looking down on me. 542 00:32:36,450 --> 00:32:39,450 Now, when the silverback's got more silver than back... 543 00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:41,820 he best move on... 544 00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:45,460 before he gets moved on. 545 00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:48,160 It's not dignified. 546 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,800 It's beneath you, Michael. Trying to do you a favor. 547 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,070 This is a big fucking number. 548 00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,580 And this? 549 00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:07,150 This is a big fucking gun. 550 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,090 Eyes not so dry now, are they? 551 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:20,790 Hurts, does it? 552 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,500 You looking for your balls or a hole in the wall? 553 00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:27,300 -Fuck! -Where the fuck do you think you're going? 554 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:31,040 Because you're not going out the way you came in, you deluded duck-eating cunt. 555 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:33,840 -Talking to me about the laws of the jungle. 556 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,680 What was it? Something about being beneath me? 557 00:33:36,810 --> 00:33:38,250 Silver on back? 558 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,880 There's only one rule in this fucking jungle. 559 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,350 When the lion's hungry, he eats. 560 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,220 You're wrong, Fletcher. 561 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,020 That's not how Michael works. 562 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,190 Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun. 563 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,430 Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it? 564 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,500 And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation. 565 00:33:57,630 --> 00:33:59,370 Had a reputation. 566 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,700 He's been gentrified. 567 00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,540 ...big fucking number. 568 00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:13,410 I know how you lot love fables, so let me share a little fable with you. 569 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:17,180 There once was a young and foolish dragon 570 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,550 who came to ask a wise and cunning lion 571 00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:21,990 about acquiring his territory. 572 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,060 Now, the lion, he wasn't interested, so he told the little dragon to fuck off. 573 00:34:26,530 --> 00:34:28,930 But the dragon couldn't understand what "fuck off" meant, 574 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:31,900 so he persisted and continued to ask the lion 575 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:33,930 about acquiring his territory. 576 00:34:34,070 --> 00:34:36,870 So the lion took the little dragon for a walk 577 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,710 and put five bullets in his little dragon head. 578 00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:42,880 End of story. 579 00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:48,220 Now, allegedly there's a message in there. 580 00:34:48,350 --> 00:34:51,550 I don't know what it is, but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye. 581 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,450 Maybe you can explain it to me. 582 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,260 I think your time's up, chaps. 583 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,590 Michael, you should recons-- 584 00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:04,470 Just marinade on it. 585 00:35:05,930 --> 00:35:07,570 In the meantime, fuck off. 586 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:15,240 Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased he took that meeting, wasn't he? 587 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,640 Yes, it went very well. 588 00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:19,810 Yeah. Do you want the top or the bottom? 589 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,920 The bottom, please, darling. 590 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,390 Now, things started to unravel after that meeting. 591 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,420 Didn't Mickey get a rat infestation at one of his farms? 592 00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:35,860 Come on. 593 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,330 Stealth, stealth. 594 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,830 Go. 595 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,440 Ballys down. 596 00:35:47,410 --> 00:35:49,340 Let's move. Go, go, go, go. 597 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,150 Shit. 598 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,620 Oh, my days. 599 00:35:58,190 --> 00:35:59,650 Fucking hell. 600 00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:01,620 He said there'd be a bit of puff. 601 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,220 Yeah, they weren't joking. 602 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:07,430 Oi, fellas. It's already packed. 603 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,760 Let's not mess about. 604 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,200 Let's load it up, boys. 605 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,330 Who the fuck are you lot? 606 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,270 Fuck. Cover up. 607 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,200 Do you know who owns this gaff? 608 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,900 We don't give a fuck. 609 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:19,940 I think you got off on the wrong stop. 610 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:22,280 Oi, Tezza! 611 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:24,810 - What? -Fancy a row? 612 00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:28,180 Who are these jokers? 613 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,680 They want our gear. 614 00:36:30,350 --> 00:36:31,450 Marv! 615 00:36:32,450 --> 00:36:33,550 Who's this cunt? 616 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,260 John! 617 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,390 Oh, hello. It's Dad's Army. 618 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:39,860 Oi, Frank. 619 00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:43,200 What's this? Teddy bears' picnic? 620 00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:44,900 Oi, Mo! 621 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,200 Any more rabbits in that warren? 622 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,500 You lads fancy a warm-up? 623 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,840 Not for you Jelly Babies. 624 00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:52,170 On three, lads. 625 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:53,740 Three. 626 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:56,940 Hey! 627 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,850 What? You wanna call him back, Granddad? 628 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:00,950 Fuck! 629 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,850 Boss, let me get two burgers on the stove. 630 00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:04,050 Get that quick, understand? 631 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,990 And I want two chips as well. 632 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,090 What is this smell of wee in here? 633 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,990 Who the fuck is this joke, man? 634 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:13,730 Don't stand near me, son. 635 00:37:14,530 --> 00:37:17,100 You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss. 636 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,400 Take two steps back and wait your turn. 637 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,270 You better fuck off, old man, or I'll wet you. 638 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,510 The only thing you can wet's your underpants, son. 639 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,110 Now, back two steps. 640 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,350 Trigger. That's you. Go on. 641 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,110 That's you. You're up, bruv. Yeah? 642 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:35,880 Do him. Fucking do him, lad. 643 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:38,290 - Stick it in him, bruv. 644 00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:40,450 Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger. 645 00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:43,390 -Don't, you know, dance. 646 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,730 What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something? 647 00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:47,990 The Foreskins. The Redskins. 648 00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:49,900 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here come the Indians. 649 00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:52,500 Bit of the old Northern Soul, is it, boys? 650 00:37:52,630 --> 00:37:55,140 Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye. 651 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:57,740 I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on, I need some back and forth. Come on. 652 00:37:57,870 --> 00:38:00,440 What have you got for me? Now, make it quick. Make it funny. 653 00:38:01,110 --> 00:38:03,080 Fuck you. 654 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:06,350 Jeez, that's disappointing. No, no, not that. 655 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,650 Go again. Go again. 656 00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:11,390 Now, make it sharp. Cut me with it. 657 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,120 -Fucking do him, laddie. -Come on. 658 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,920 Yeah. Yeah. 659 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,420 -Oh, shit! 660 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,760 Come on then, you dickhead. 661 00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:21,160 - My eyes! 662 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,560 Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads. 663 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:27,130 Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch. 664 00:38:27,270 --> 00:38:30,240 Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is. 665 00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:31,970 Up here, in the gray. 666 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:33,640 He sparked me out, bruv. 667 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,510 Now, wake up, lads. Life's quick, you're slow. 668 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,350 Life's hard on a bone top. 669 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,720 Come on down the gym. We'll see what we can do with yous. 670 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:47,120 Hang on. Are you the coach? 671 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:53,290 Coach, it's Ernie. 672 00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:57,160 Shit. It's the fucking coach, bro. It's the fucking coach. 673 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,900 Ernie, what is it? 674 00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:00,570 Ball's in the back of the net. 675 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:04,670 We've rung the bell here and we're gonna include you, because you're our mentor. 676 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,470 I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't like the sound of it. 677 00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:11,310 We've landed a load of sticky bush. Listen to me, now, Ernie. 678 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,380 Walk away. 679 00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:15,550 It's too late. We're at the gym now unloading the van. 680 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,950 You took my van? 681 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,690 Wait there. I'll be back in ten minutes. 682 00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:23,290 I'm sorry to intrude, but I think you need to see this, boss. 683 00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:38,810 It's Eggs Benny, 'cause I never get cracked. 684 00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:46,580 They call me Ghost, 'cause you never see me coming. 685 00:39:53,990 --> 00:39:57,020 My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand's fast and the right hand's sturdy. 686 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,360 Jim. 687 00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:12,210 Why are we watching fight porn, Ray? 688 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,410 Because it's fight porn at one of my farms. 689 00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:30,120 Coach. Jim, put that shit out. 690 00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,960 I've only just-- Jim, into the office. 691 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,430 Benny, put down that box of scorpions. Follow Jim. 692 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,060 It weren't my idea, Coach. 693 00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:39,070 Oh, shit. 694 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,100 Mal, what the fuck did you do to your nose? 695 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:42,570 You have a fight in a week, man. 696 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:43,940 Looks a lot worse than what it is. 697 00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:45,610 I'm a hundred percent. Yeah? 698 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,180 Two thousand hits! 699 00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:50,580 Oh, my days! 700 00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:53,750 I look mad in this. The lighting is banging. 701 00:41:10,930 --> 00:41:13,430 Make sure you get the upper cut in. It looks gangsta. 702 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,300 Is that what I think it is? 703 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,070 Yeah, but the best version of it. 704 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,010 Tell me you didn't put that fight porn online. 705 00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:22,410 It's white hot, Coach. The hits. 706 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:23,910 It's gone intergalactic. 707 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,410 What was I thinking, 708 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,510 leaving you kids alone unsupervised? 709 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,250 Take it down. Now! 710 00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:33,650 I've gotta say, I was impressed. 711 00:41:33,790 --> 00:41:36,760 The way they fought? They're on point, guvnor. 712 00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:39,430 Whoever trained them knows what he's doing. 713 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,860 Thank you. That's enough. 714 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,030 -Well, I'm just saying. -Well, quit saying. 715 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,630 Okay, thank you. 716 00:41:45,430 --> 00:41:48,370 No sooner do I entertain Matthew's offer to buy me out 717 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:50,570 and reject Dry Eye's offer 718 00:41:51,270 --> 00:41:52,410 does one of my farms get raided. 719 00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:54,010 First time ever. 720 00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:55,980 Doesn't feel like a coincidence, does it? 721 00:41:56,110 --> 00:41:58,180 It isn't. There's fuckery afoot. 722 00:41:59,110 --> 00:42:01,410 -How did they find it? -I don't know. 723 00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:02,820 I'm making inquiries. 724 00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:05,690 What about Matthew? 725 00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:07,150 He's gonna need reassuring 726 00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:08,890 before he parts with 400 big ones. 727 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:10,920 So many questions unanswered, Ray. 728 00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:14,830 I mean, who'd be smart enough to find one of Mickey's farms? 729 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,030 Apart from me, of course. 730 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:20,830 And who would be bold enough to make such a move? 731 00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:23,870 Especially to film it all and then post it all online? 732 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,570 Because that is really rubbing your face in it, isn't it? 733 00:42:28,370 --> 00:42:29,540 I'm here to help, Michael. 734 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,150 I'm your friend, your ally, 735 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,210 your Santa Claus for all seasons, 736 00:42:34,350 --> 00:42:38,150 and I'd like you to know my team of elves can be very persuasive. 737 00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:42,260 Persuasive? And why would I need persuasive? 738 00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:45,760 Well, I hear you might have had a little trouble. 739 00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:48,700 Now, you helped me before when my source ran dry, 740 00:42:48,830 --> 00:42:51,260 so I'm just returning the favor and reminding you 741 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,970 I have effectual friends. 742 00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:54,370 Elves? 743 00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,200 Elves? 744 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,110 Yes. You said elves. Did I? 745 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,270 Mm. 746 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,540 No trouble over here, Matthew. No trouble at all. 747 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,650 So we brought you a token. 748 00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:09,950 You did? 749 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:15,420 And what might this be? 750 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,960 It's a paperweight to keep down all the paper I'm about to give you. 751 00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:22,030 -Well, it looks like a gun. -And it's a paperweight. 752 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,470 Seeing how in this country, unlike in our homeland, they're illegal. 753 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,200 So is riding your bicycle at night without lights. 754 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,940 Laws are there as a guideline. 755 00:43:31,070 --> 00:43:33,710 In France, it's illegal to call a pig Napoleon, 756 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,210 but just try and stop me. 757 00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:39,380 I quite like it. You're very kind. 758 00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:42,050 Thank you. Hands across the sea. 759 00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:44,220 Mickey calmed down the Jew 760 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:45,950 and it seems the deal is still going ahead. 761 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:49,990 But bad timing, jeopardizing deals, shutting down farms. 762 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,160 It could be an expensive disaster if Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up. 763 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,360 Should I be scared? 764 00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:01,200 I don't think so, but I like to err on the side of caution. 765 00:44:01,330 --> 00:44:02,840 What does that mean? 766 00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:04,840 It means I'm going to have to close shop, 767 00:44:04,970 --> 00:44:08,040 shut this farm down and make it disappear. 768 00:44:08,470 --> 00:44:09,940 You might see a couple of trucks around here 769 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,810 over the next few days, but that's it. 770 00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,050 Well, I'm not gonna pretend that missing out 771 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:17,220 on a million pounds commission a year isn't going to hurt somewhat. 772 00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:18,950 The pain is being shared. 773 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:22,490 Stolen product, loss of earnings meantime, 774 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:25,690 the cost of shutting down, the expense of setting up elsewhere. 775 00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:28,290 It's funny, really, but it couldn't be worse timing. 776 00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:29,930 How so? 777 00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:31,300 I've... 778 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:34,770 I've just learned we need a whole new roof apparently. 779 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:38,200 As I say, I'm as upset about this as you are. 780 00:44:42,810 --> 00:44:44,880 Henry. Mickey. 781 00:44:45,610 --> 00:44:49,450 The toffs look after Mickey. Now Mickey looks after the toffs. 782 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,650 But there's a lot of toffs to look after. 783 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,490 Henry. And when it rains... 784 00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:57,020 Let me take care of the roof. 785 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,390 ...it fucking pours. 786 00:44:59,890 --> 00:45:02,930 Now, there's only one thing that needs more looking after than a toff, 787 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:05,530 and that is a toff's offspring. 788 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:08,940 Which brings me neatly back to Big Dave's story, 789 00:45:09,070 --> 00:45:11,570 the very reason I'm sitting here sipping whiskey with you 790 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:13,440 in the first fucking place. 791 00:45:13,570 --> 00:45:17,110 This is how Big Dave is gonna bring Mickey down, 792 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:21,410 by using and abusing Lord Pressfield's much-beloved child. 793 00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:26,350 Lord Pressfield's daughter, the famous and talented Laura, all self-hate and harm, 794 00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:29,760 has fallen for this Power Noel's smacked-out dark charm, 795 00:45:29,890 --> 00:45:31,560 and I want the lot of them, 796 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,930 especially that slimy little jam rag Pearson, 797 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:37,600 in bed with a skint, discredited toff, 798 00:45:37,730 --> 00:45:41,430 and supplying gear to young and reckless rock-star royals, 799 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,840 royals unbridled by distracted parents 800 00:45:43,970 --> 00:45:46,040 too busy skiing on the Swiss Alps to notice 801 00:45:46,170 --> 00:45:47,910 and too fucking stupid to care. 802 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,740 I like it. You're good at this, boss. 803 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,880 Yeah, I know what I'm good at, Hammy. Fuck off. 804 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,450 Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic, auto-tuned singing daughter 805 00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:01,120 shacked up with some smacked-out, once-upon-a-time pop star, 806 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,920 and all looked after by Mickey Pearson. 807 00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:06,060 I like it. You know, I like it a lot. 808 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,430 We wrapped her in cotton wool. 809 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,460 But she was our little Lor-la. 810 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,870 Charlie called her that because she couldn't say Laura at first. 811 00:46:15,570 --> 00:46:17,270 We miss her terribly, Mickey. 812 00:46:18,370 --> 00:46:19,970 I've failed as a parent. 813 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:22,180 You mustn't keep beating yourself up, dear. 814 00:46:22,310 --> 00:46:25,180 Anne's right, Charles. You mustn't blame yourselves. 815 00:46:25,310 --> 00:46:27,210 It sounds as though Laura fell in with the wrong crowd 816 00:46:27,350 --> 00:46:29,780 at a time when she was particularly vulnerable. 817 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,550 What more could we do? 818 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,490 It's happened to so many of our friends. 819 00:46:34,620 --> 00:46:36,090 It's a curse. 820 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,960 -Do you mind if I look into it? -So you'll help us? 821 00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:43,130 Let me see what I can do. 822 00:46:47,530 --> 00:46:49,500 You should get yourself one of these, boss. 823 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,270 Well, that's the plan. 824 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,910 Everything all right? 825 00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:54,740 You remember their daughter? 826 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,810 Yeah, Laura. Nice girl. Good voice. 827 00:46:56,940 --> 00:47:00,480 Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop. Shame about the habit. 828 00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:03,880 She's gone missing. They've asked us to find her, bring her home. 829 00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:05,390 Mm-hmm. 830 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,620 Is that a problem? 831 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:09,360 Well, I had a feeling you might ask me this, boss, 832 00:47:09,490 --> 00:47:11,060 so I did some due diligence. 833 00:47:11,190 --> 00:47:12,890 I know where she is and I don't like it. 834 00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:15,330 -I'd rather we didn't get involved. -Why not? 835 00:47:15,830 --> 00:47:17,830 She's on a South London council estate. 836 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,230 - So? -It's out of our jurisdiction. 837 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,670 There's too many moving parts, parts that we can't control. 838 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,640 What if she doesn't wanna come? It's gonna get messy. 839 00:47:24,770 --> 00:47:27,470 Well, that may be true, but you're still doing it. 840 00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:29,840 I accept that. 841 00:47:31,010 --> 00:47:32,380 But can't you send Frazier instead? 842 00:47:32,510 --> 00:47:34,210 No, I can't send Frazier instead. 843 00:47:34,350 --> 00:47:35,680 You're my best man. I want you. 844 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:43,860 It's just that I don't like smackies. 845 00:47:43,990 --> 00:47:46,030 It's the filth and the grime and the grub in the tub. 846 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,060 I'm not asking your OCD to spend the weekend with them, Ray. 847 00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,230 Think of it as philanthropy. 848 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:55,070 Come on, you're driving. 849 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,400 No good deed goes unpunished. 850 00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:02,610 And this is where you have your moment, isn't it, Raymondo? 851 00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:04,410 This is where you step on stage 852 00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:06,880 and set the dominoes flying every-fucking-where. 853 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,280 Meaning what? 854 00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:12,950 Meaning no good deed goes unpunished. 855 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:14,750 Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock. 856 00:48:23,930 --> 00:48:25,230 Buenos dias. 857 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:27,130 Wrong door. 858 00:48:27,270 --> 00:48:28,430 Ah, ah, ah. 859 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:33,010 My name is Raymond Smith. 860 00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:36,040 Can I step inside for a moment, please? 861 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,020 How can I help you, Officer? 862 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:48,290 I'm not the police. No, I just need a moment of your time. 863 00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:50,420 It's about Laura Pressfield. 864 00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:53,360 I don't know anyone of that name. 865 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,460 It would be much easier for all parties concerned 866 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,730 if I could just step inside for a moment. 867 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:00,730 No, fuck off. 868 00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:02,700 Jeez. 869 00:49:03,270 --> 00:49:04,740 That's a nice whip, bruv. 870 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:07,410 Killer motor. It's a shame about them rims, though. 871 00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:08,840 Yeah, lend us the keys. 872 00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:10,810 Put some chrome twenty-twos on that. 873 00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:13,310 Hey, my man's got the Dessies and the bootcuts, you know. 874 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,150 Deffo linking a jessie. 875 00:49:29,930 --> 00:49:31,260 What the fuck? 876 00:49:36,770 --> 00:49:39,310 What are you doing here? Now, now, now. 877 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,610 Get the fuck out. Now, now, now. 878 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:50,120 As you was, boys and girls. 879 00:50:01,230 --> 00:50:02,500 Sit down. 880 00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:08,670 Thank you. 881 00:50:13,370 --> 00:50:15,480 Shall we have a little bit of fresh air? 882 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,820 Who the fuck are your mates, Brown? 883 00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:26,650 No need to get excited, young man. We will be gone in a few moments. 884 00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:29,360 No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now. 885 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,730 I can be dangerous if I want to be. Get the fuck out now. 886 00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:38,630 Sit down, Power, before you get yourself into more trouble. 887 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,170 How d'you know my name? How the fuck does he know my name? 888 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,900 I know all your names. 889 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,840 Apart from that little anomaly. 890 00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:49,680 I know where you went to school. 891 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,650 I know who your parents are. 892 00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:57,320 And I know you'll suck a cock for a five-pound bag. 893 00:51:01,390 --> 00:51:02,820 Now sit. 894 00:51:11,730 --> 00:51:14,730 Just so we're clear, I work for a man, 895 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,040 a powerful man. 896 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,370 Michael Pearson. 897 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,070 Ten points to you, Laura. 898 00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:21,540 Who's Michael Pearson? 899 00:51:21,910 --> 00:51:25,080 Friend of her father's. Runs London's puff game. 900 00:51:25,210 --> 00:51:26,550 A big dick swinger. 901 00:51:27,010 --> 00:51:28,380 What is your name, young man? 902 00:51:29,350 --> 00:51:31,580 -Aslan. -And where are you from, Aslan? 903 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,650 You don't sound like one of the natives. 904 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,460 Disneyland. 905 00:51:35,590 --> 00:51:37,160 Sounds about right. 906 00:51:37,690 --> 00:51:39,430 Well, you are correct. He is a big dick swinger. 907 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,890 But I wouldn't want him to hear you say that. 908 00:51:42,030 --> 00:51:45,770 It's best you forget what he apparently does for a living after we depart. 909 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,970 Now, Laura, your father's asked us to bring you home. 910 00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:51,400 She's not going anywhere. 911 00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:02,050 Do you mind if I sit? 912 00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:03,420 Yes. 913 00:52:13,390 --> 00:52:18,630 I don't build a joint like the Americans and the new school-- 914 00:52:19,330 --> 00:52:23,100 back-strapping, jockstrapping, coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks. 915 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,610 I like a good old-fashioned 50-50 mix, me. 916 00:52:27,070 --> 00:52:28,540 That's how we used to play. 917 00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:30,940 If there's one thing I will never understand, 918 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,180 it's why you lot get addicted to heroin. 919 00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:37,620 If there's one drug you should not chase, it is the dirty dragon. 920 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,050 Did you ever give it a spin, Bunny? 921 00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:43,020 No, not me, Ray. I don't even puff anymore. 922 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:47,190 Of course not. Bunny likes the gym. You can probably see that. 923 00:52:48,090 --> 00:52:51,030 -What are you benching these days? -Three wheels a side. 924 00:52:51,930 --> 00:52:53,130 What about you, Brown? 925 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:56,770 What about me? What could I lift? 926 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,140 You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese, you cunt. 927 00:53:03,610 --> 00:53:04,840 Now... 928 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,650 if you wanna be naughty, 929 00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:11,820 what happened to a little smoke and a poke and a glass of wine, 930 00:53:11,950 --> 00:53:14,190 some Barry White, candles around the bath 931 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,860 and put your finger in the missus? 932 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:18,090 Who's Barry White? 933 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,160 Big black geezer. 934 00:53:20,290 --> 00:53:21,560 Sexy voice. 935 00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:23,500 I'm-- I'm lost. 936 00:53:23,630 --> 00:53:27,330 Am I in the bath with Barry White's finger in my missus? 937 00:53:27,730 --> 00:53:31,840 Be quiet, Brown. You were lost long before Barry White walked in. 938 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,690 If you lot are unhappy, 939 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:48,350 you should share your thoughts with your friends. 940 00:53:48,990 --> 00:53:52,220 Nice friends. Talk it out, find a positive solution. 941 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:56,900 But, no, all you lot choose squalor. 942 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:00,400 Drowning in your liberal white guilt. 943 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:03,170 Sorry, what am I guilty of? 944 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:05,370 Being a cunt, Brown. 945 00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:08,240 Being a cunt. 946 00:54:09,710 --> 00:54:11,710 Anyway, I'm not your shrink. 947 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,050 I'm just trying to radiate some positive vibes man to man. 948 00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:16,720 I mean, that's what this puff game used to be all about. 949 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,550 Anyway... 950 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:24,960 back to you, Laura, 951 00:54:25,090 --> 00:54:28,260 queen in this here kingdom of shit. 952 00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:32,730 A single rose in a cauldron of thorns. 953 00:54:34,470 --> 00:54:36,100 Are you ready to turn the corner? 954 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:39,270 Open the curtains and let the light in? 955 00:54:39,740 --> 00:54:42,640 Do your mum and dad a favor and try the impossible, 956 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,080 make yourself happy. 957 00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:52,420 All right. 958 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,320 Fucking hell. That was easy. 959 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,060 All right, fantastic. 960 00:54:58,190 --> 00:54:59,790 Well, in that case, Bunny, 961 00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:02,060 will you help Laura with her things, please? 962 00:55:02,190 --> 00:55:03,930 Incoming. 963 00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,970 It's all right, Bunny. I don't really have anything. 964 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,140 It's a shithole anyway. 965 00:55:17,510 --> 00:55:18,840 Don't go. Please, wait! 966 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:22,980 Sit down! 967 00:55:24,950 --> 00:55:28,020 Touch me again, I'll cut your fucking arm off. 968 00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,290 It's all right, Bunny. Keep going. 969 00:55:34,590 --> 00:55:37,960 I just will not be manhandled by a junkie cunt. 970 00:55:42,270 --> 00:55:46,840 Dave, keep the kids in school for one minute. 971 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:53,110 My man probably wants to buy weed. 972 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,220 -What, da Loud Pack, boss? -Or the Purple Haze then. 973 00:55:56,350 --> 00:55:58,350 My man just pulled out a donkey choker, bruv. 974 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,020 Keep your puff. 975 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:04,460 Buy yourself a sticky book and a packet of sweets. 976 00:56:04,590 --> 00:56:05,690 All-in! 977 00:56:06,990 --> 00:56:08,230 Now, now, now. 978 00:56:10,430 --> 00:56:11,960 You cunt. 979 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,170 Fuck you! 980 00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:17,000 Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv. 981 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:18,400 Hey, what's the time, Mr. Wolf? 982 00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:22,510 It's time for you to fuck off, lads. 983 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,180 -Fucking hit him, Brown! 984 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,950 Ah. He's bought you a gun. 985 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,120 That's a nice little gift. 986 00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:35,520 Five years in prison all in one little box. 987 00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:38,520 Oh, but that's not a gun, dear. That's a paperweight. 988 00:56:38,660 --> 00:56:42,800 Course it is, along with a family of six baby bullets. 989 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,530 Guess we'll have to get rid of that. 990 00:56:46,530 --> 00:56:48,570 -Hello, Ray. -Rosalind. 991 00:56:48,930 --> 00:56:50,240 Sorry for the interruption. 992 00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:51,870 What do you need, Ray? 993 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,510 Laura Pressfield has been returned home safely. 994 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,380 Good. 995 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,050 What else? 996 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:09,120 One of her associates had an accident. 997 00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:12,960 Shit. He fell out of a window, boss. 998 00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:14,430 What's the time, Mr. Wolf? 999 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,060 It's time for you to fuck off, lads. 1000 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,430 Oh, shit. 1001 00:57:21,570 --> 00:57:23,170 Sounds like quite an extreme accident. 1002 00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:25,510 Yeah, it was more like a death, really. 1003 00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:29,170 Oh, shit. Selfie, bruv! 1004 00:57:29,310 --> 00:57:30,440 So you killed someone? 1005 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,110 No. It was the gravity that killed him. 1006 00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:35,680 -Who was he? -Aslan. 1007 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:38,080 Some Russian kid with tracks on his arms. 1008 00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:40,020 Russian kid? That doesn't sound good. 1009 00:57:40,150 --> 00:57:41,190 Anyone see you? 1010 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:42,990 Little selfie? Selfie, bruv? 1011 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,290 Shit. 1012 00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:46,690 Nothing was recorded. We left it clean. 1013 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,330 The body? I've dealt with that. 1014 00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:53,600 This is not ideal. It is not. 1015 00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:56,800 You can't be fooled by how those junkies dress. 1016 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,570 They went to schools, expensive schools. Aslan. 1017 00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:03,140 Their parents have money, lots of money. 1018 00:58:04,310 --> 00:58:06,310 And money can be a problem. 1019 00:58:07,810 --> 00:58:09,310 Shit. 1020 00:58:09,450 --> 00:58:12,180 I bet you told Mickey nothing about what happened. 1021 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,920 You're fishing, Fletcher, because you've got no idea. 1022 00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:18,920 You're right, I am fishing. 1023 00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:23,130 Look at this. I'm fishing in my little baggie. 1024 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,630 And what have I found? 1025 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:28,330 Oh. 1026 00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:30,740 Thank you. Or should I say... 1027 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:32,670 spasibo? 1028 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,470 What's that young man doing? 1029 00:58:34,610 --> 00:58:36,440 Is he looking for something on the floor? 1030 00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:38,340 Frazier. 1031 00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:41,480 Lads, we're gonna need those phones. 1032 00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:43,920 Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move. 1033 00:58:44,050 --> 00:58:46,320 Bunny, get him. Fucking clean that up. 1034 00:58:46,820 --> 00:58:49,350 - Come on then, catch me, dickhead. -Little cunt. 1035 00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:15,080 Wanker! 1036 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,090 What you saying now, fam? Huh? Now I've got backup. 1037 00:59:24,790 --> 00:59:26,890 You couldn't back up a phone, you cunt. 1038 00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:29,190 Bruv, this guy's trying to take my phone. 1039 00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:31,760 - Fucking do him. -Back the fuck up! 1040 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:33,100 How you gonna talk your way out of this one, mate? 1041 00:59:33,230 --> 00:59:34,700 Easy, lads. 1042 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:39,640 I'm sure you're all roadmen, gangsters, 1043 00:59:39,770 --> 00:59:43,040 proper naughty boys and all that bollocks. 1044 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,480 But I come in peace. 1045 00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:51,280 I'm not trying to steal it. I'm trying to buy it. 1046 00:59:52,620 --> 00:59:55,450 For good money. Honest money. 1047 00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:58,360 Yeah? What, this phone? 1048 01:00:00,890 --> 01:00:03,630 -How much? -A full bag. 1049 01:00:04,530 --> 01:00:08,270 Then I'll be gone, like the darkness at dawn. 1050 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:12,070 How about you give us that bag and be gone anyway? 1051 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,950 Stop fucking around, cunt. 1052 01:00:23,380 --> 01:00:27,290 Give me the phone and take the money. 1053 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,090 Drop the fucking money and run, boy. 1054 01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:38,660 Right. 1055 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,500 - Fuck! -Move, move, move! 1056 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,340 Now... 1057 01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:52,310 put the phone on the ground. 1058 01:01:01,490 --> 01:01:03,820 -Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. 1059 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:16,770 Fucking prick. What are you doing, Dave? 1060 01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:20,310 - It's on him somewhere. -I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck. 1061 01:01:21,610 --> 01:01:22,780 Ray? 1062 01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:25,340 Can I use your toilet? Just a pee-pee? 1063 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,380 Fletcher, shoes off inside. 1064 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,420 Leave them by the door. 1065 01:01:33,550 --> 01:01:35,050 Yes, Mommy. 1066 01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:39,060 Come on, bruv. Where's your pace, brother? 1067 01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:41,060 You can do better than that. 1068 01:01:41,190 --> 01:01:42,390 Wanker. 1069 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:45,200 Come on, Bunny, stop fucking about. 1070 01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:48,370 Look at you sweat, bruv. 1071 01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:50,670 Nearly there. Nearly there. Nearly there. 1072 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,410 Lift those legs up. Come on, bro. 1073 01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:55,340 You should have brought your running shoes today, bro. 1074 01:01:55,470 --> 01:01:56,710 Trying out for the Olympics, are we? 1075 01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,440 It's fucking Usain Bolt. Come on, Usain. 1076 01:02:12,290 --> 01:02:13,330 Phone. 1077 01:02:22,570 --> 01:02:23,900 Sorry about that. 1078 01:02:26,470 --> 01:02:27,870 Can I go home now? 1079 01:02:28,010 --> 01:02:30,810 Course you can, darling. Course you can. 1080 01:02:51,730 --> 01:02:52,900 Is there a problem here, Ray? 1081 01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:54,330 I don't know. 1082 01:02:55,470 --> 01:02:57,070 Is there a problem here, Fletcher? 1083 01:02:57,970 --> 01:02:59,770 I see no problem at all. 1084 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,410 I forgot to wash my hands. 1085 01:03:05,110 --> 01:03:06,580 Next time call first. 1086 01:03:06,710 --> 01:03:08,110 Sorry, guv. 1087 01:03:09,610 --> 01:03:11,450 And you haven't heard a whisper? 1088 01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:13,450 How can so much bush go missing and nobody know nothing? 1089 01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:15,960 Ah, I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly. 1090 01:03:16,090 --> 01:03:17,920 Nothing on the street. But you know what? 1091 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,930 There is this geezer called Mickey Pearson. 1092 01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:22,130 Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson? Ah, you know him. 1093 01:03:22,260 --> 01:03:24,160 He runs the bush game. He's a horrible cunt. 1094 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,330 You don't wanna step on his toes. 1095 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:28,570 But there's no way your lads jimmied their way into his car, 1096 01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,340 so I wouldn't concern yourself with that. 1097 01:03:30,470 --> 01:03:32,140 All right, you know where to find me, Chasa. 1098 01:03:32,270 --> 01:03:33,510 Keep your ear to the ground. 1099 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,240 Primetime, in you get. 1100 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,180 Ernie. 1101 01:03:39,340 --> 01:03:40,810 Did you get that Chinese fella's name? 1102 01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,050 Phuc. What? 1103 01:03:42,180 --> 01:03:43,820 Phuc, like "fuck" with a "Ph." 1104 01:03:43,950 --> 01:03:46,290 Don't get street with me, Ernie. Where does he live? 1105 01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:48,550 Posh part of Croydon. Drop the rope. 1106 01:03:48,690 --> 01:03:50,320 There is no posh part of Croydon. 1107 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,530 -It's comparative, innit? -Oi, Ernie, what are you doing? 1108 01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:56,160 Why aren't you training, you black cunt? 1109 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:57,960 I'm on my own here. 1110 01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:01,570 Did he just call me a black cunt? 1111 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,500 Yes, he did. He can't do that. That's racist. 1112 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:07,440 But, you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. 1113 01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:09,440 I don't think Primetime cares what race you run in. 1114 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,540 The fact that I'm black has nothing to do with the fact I'm a cunt. 1115 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,880 He didn't say black people were cunts, Ernie. 1116 01:04:15,010 --> 01:04:17,020 He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. 1117 01:04:17,150 --> 01:04:18,680 And I'd go a step further, if I'm not mistaken, 1118 01:04:18,820 --> 01:04:20,850 and say it was a term of familiar affection. 1119 01:04:20,990 --> 01:04:23,660 Primetime's a Gypsy. I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt. 1120 01:04:23,790 --> 01:04:25,790 Why not? He might be very understanding. 1121 01:04:25,930 --> 01:04:27,360 Only if it comes from a place of love, of course. 1122 01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:29,130 Now, back to the issue at hand. 1123 01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:31,360 I need that Chinese geezer's address, okay? 1124 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,070 You'll have it by the morning, Coach. 1125 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,030 Good lad. And, Coach... 1126 01:04:35,170 --> 01:04:36,740 What? I've got some good news. 1127 01:04:36,870 --> 01:04:39,200 -What? -I found out whose weed we took. 1128 01:04:41,070 --> 01:04:43,040 And now you fucking tell me! 1129 01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:45,380 Did I say stop? 1130 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,550 Ernie, this is not the fucking time 1131 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,780 to keep your cards close to your chest. 1132 01:04:52,850 --> 01:04:54,950 Just tell me his name isn't Mickey Pearson. 1133 01:04:55,090 --> 01:04:57,190 Blimey, Coach, are you a Gypsy too? 1134 01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,960 You been reading tea leaves, got a crystal ball? 1135 01:04:59,090 --> 01:05:01,230 That is not good news, Ernie. 1136 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,930 Mickey Pearson is terrible news in the face of a violent and expensive debt. 1137 01:05:13,970 --> 01:05:15,410 I'm here to see your boss. 1138 01:05:22,510 --> 01:05:23,950 Feel free to talk. 1139 01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:26,550 I gather you're the consigliere of the outfit 1140 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:29,350 that my boys were stupid enough to fuck around with. 1141 01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:34,230 On that note, I'd like to extend my apologies on their behalf. 1142 01:05:34,990 --> 01:05:36,600 My boys, they're naive, 1143 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,200 they've had hard lives and they're just starting to come good, 1144 01:05:39,330 --> 01:05:42,230 but they're my lads, my responsibility, 1145 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,770 so it's me that should be accountable for their actions. 1146 01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:48,970 Now, I can return your goods, but I can't return the inconvenience, 1147 01:05:49,110 --> 01:05:51,180 the time, the fucking headache. 1148 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:57,180 And so I offer you my loyalty, my word, my time, 1149 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,480 until that debt is settled. 1150 01:06:02,050 --> 01:06:06,160 I'll make amends, but just leave me lads alone. 1151 01:06:08,230 --> 01:06:11,560 First of all, I'm gonna need to know how your lads got the information 1152 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:13,670 about where our farm was sited, 1153 01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:15,830 'cause that's not common knowledge. 1154 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:21,240 Once we've overcome that little challenge, then we can talk. 1155 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,510 Well, I can do better than that. 1156 01:06:32,980 --> 01:06:36,460 His name is Phuc, but it's spelled with a "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck." 1157 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,130 So it's Phu-uc? 1158 01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:42,330 What? Yeah, something like that. 1159 01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:46,300 Anyway, he's the kid that gave us the skunk farm job. Do you know him? 1160 01:06:46,430 --> 01:06:49,330 Yeah, we've met before, haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc? 1161 01:06:49,470 --> 01:06:50,540 That's the one. Phu-uc? 1162 01:06:50,670 --> 01:06:52,670 -Phuc. -Phuc. 1163 01:06:54,170 --> 01:06:55,310 All right. 1164 01:06:55,810 --> 01:06:57,510 Don't do anything stupid, now, son, right? 1165 01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,080 How did you know the location? 1166 01:07:02,210 --> 01:07:03,720 I need my inhaler. 1167 01:07:03,850 --> 01:07:05,220 Yeah, in a minute. 1168 01:07:05,850 --> 01:07:09,020 I need you to tell me how you knew the location of our farm. 1169 01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:13,690 I've been trailing you for months. Dry Eye was given the address. 1170 01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:17,130 I can't breathe! I need it, please. 1171 01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:20,170 All right, Phuc. Calm the fu-uck down. 1172 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:25,300 Right, here, steady yourself. For fuck's sake. 1173 01:07:27,270 --> 01:07:28,670 Sort him out. 1174 01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:31,010 All right. 1175 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:33,710 Here, here, look at me. 1176 01:07:34,380 --> 01:07:35,650 You all right? Yeah. 1177 01:07:35,780 --> 01:07:37,420 Where's your inhaler? There. 1178 01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:41,190 Right, here, take a blim. 1179 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:44,960 Now, good boy. There you go, son. You all right? 1180 01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:48,930 Fuck! 1181 01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:51,100 No, stop, don't! 1182 01:07:58,900 --> 01:08:01,910 Fuck's sake, Ray. You need to invest in some parachutes. 1183 01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:04,040 There's a pattern emerging here. 1184 01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:05,540 I'm sorry, boss. 1185 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,780 And who's this jumping Phuc boy, anyway? 1186 01:08:07,910 --> 01:08:10,420 It's Dry Eye's man. You mean Lord George's man. 1187 01:08:10,950 --> 01:08:14,490 It could just be Dry Eye's doing. He's been getting bold lately. 1188 01:08:14,620 --> 01:08:17,960 Yeah. Well, they still all work for Lord George. 1189 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,860 I'm gonna take care of this one myself. 1190 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,020 Lord George. 1191 01:08:50,620 --> 01:08:51,990 Mr. Pearson. 1192 01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:54,960 And to what do I owe? 1193 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:07,870 What you watching? 1194 01:09:09,170 --> 01:09:10,680 I'm watching the telly. 1195 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,980 What you watching on the telly? 1196 01:09:13,110 --> 01:09:15,610 I'm watching the horse racing. 1197 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,520 Live satellite from Hong Kong. 1198 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:22,090 My only vice. 1199 01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,590 Well, that's not strictly true, is it? 1200 01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:26,760 Meaning? 1201 01:09:26,890 --> 01:09:30,360 Meaning I've always taken vice to be the definition 1202 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,470 of any criminal activity or wicked behavior 1203 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,370 involving prostitution, pornography or drugs, 1204 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,770 so, no... 1205 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:43,140 racing is definitely not your only vice, your lordship. 1206 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:46,210 I'd say you're eyebrows deep in every vice known to man. 1207 01:09:46,350 --> 01:09:48,450 There is a difference. Being? 1208 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:55,420 I facilitate. I don't participate in any of the aforementioned vices. 1209 01:09:57,990 --> 01:09:59,090 What about tea? 1210 01:10:09,870 --> 01:10:11,240 What about tea? 1211 01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:14,510 Well, that too is a vice. 1212 01:10:15,510 --> 01:10:17,380 Caffeine is a drug, don't you know? 1213 01:10:17,510 --> 01:10:21,350 So is that what you're here to talk to me about? Tea? 1214 01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:25,250 Sweet Mary Jane is my vice of choice, as you well know. 1215 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,990 Of course, I'm addicted to selling it, not consuming it. 1216 01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:32,590 I specifically chose to deal in marijuana. 1217 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:34,930 Sure, I could see there was more to be made 1218 01:10:35,060 --> 01:10:38,660 in shifting the white or the brown powder, as you so chose, 1219 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:43,340 but, you see, my jam, it doesn't kill anyone, 1220 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:45,440 and I like that. 1221 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,510 While your poison... 1222 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:55,310 is and always has been a destroyer of worlds. 1223 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:08,590 So, yes, your facilitation is most definitely participation. 1224 01:11:18,770 --> 01:11:21,810 But I'm not here to give you a sermon on situational ethics. 1225 01:11:22,410 --> 01:11:25,210 So why the fuck are you here? 1226 01:11:42,430 --> 01:11:44,460 You're starting a war with me, George, 1227 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,300 and I'm trying to moonwalk with elegance here, 1228 01:11:46,430 --> 01:11:48,330 but I'm finding it very fucking difficult. 1229 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:50,000 Laura! 1230 01:11:50,130 --> 01:11:51,800 I don't fuck around with puff. 1231 01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,970 You send your man Dry Eye around my place 1232 01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:55,940 to see if he can buy my business for a few beans. 1233 01:11:56,070 --> 01:11:57,140 Laura! 1234 01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:01,210 You didn't think I'd find out? 1235 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:03,210 Having me followed for months? 1236 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,790 -Yeah. You crossed the line, 1237 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,490 and that comes with a price. 1238 01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:11,020 You raided one of my locations. 1239 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,530 You know the rules, George. 1240 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,830 What the fuck were you thinking? 1241 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,800 You raided one of my locations. 1242 01:12:17,930 --> 01:12:19,800 What the fuck were you thinking? 1243 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,200 What the fuck were you thinking, George? 1244 01:12:58,470 --> 01:13:01,570 Should you try and undermine me, 1245 01:13:02,310 --> 01:13:05,040 or should you attempt to threaten my position again, 1246 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:07,780 I will be forced to accept your call to arms. 1247 01:13:07,910 --> 01:13:09,110 Do you understand? 1248 01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:12,680 Good. 1249 01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:17,720 Now, I can see you're feeling somewhat under the weather. 1250 01:13:18,220 --> 01:13:19,920 That's because I spiked your tea 1251 01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:22,860 with a nasty little parasitic genus called shigella. 1252 01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:27,200 Left unattended, you will shit yourself to death before the sun doth set. 1253 01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:30,940 I suggest taking two of these fizzy biscuits. 1254 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:35,110 You'll be fine in an hour or two, 1255 01:13:35,710 --> 01:13:38,010 long enough to consider your past indiscretions. 1256 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,620 And, George, if I can get to you in your own kitchen... 1257 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,350 I can get to you anywhere. 1258 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:01,230 Did you do it? Do what? 1259 01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:03,840 Did you raid Mickey Pearson's farm? 1260 01:14:03,970 --> 01:14:08,070 No. So you're telling me that Phuc did this behind your back. 1261 01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:11,710 Well, let's just say this. He didn't do it in front of it. 1262 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:13,580 He did it without my blessing. 1263 01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:15,280 But you did go behind my back 1264 01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:17,180 and offer to buy his business. 1265 01:14:19,220 --> 01:14:21,850 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 1266 01:14:24,290 --> 01:14:26,530 Now, let me warn you the way you warn me. 1267 01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:31,330 There comes a point where the young succeed the old. 1268 01:14:32,430 --> 01:14:33,600 Don't push me. 1269 01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:39,740 There are some things I don't know about. 1270 01:14:39,870 --> 01:14:42,970 Something between Dry Eye and Lord George. 1271 01:14:43,110 --> 01:14:48,410 Now, whatever it was, someone killed Lord George. 1272 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:53,320 Anyone else might think that was you or Mickey. 1273 01:14:55,790 --> 01:14:57,920 Shall we continue with our little story? 1274 01:14:59,590 --> 01:15:01,660 Does that arouse your interest, Raymond? 1275 01:15:02,290 --> 01:15:03,800 So Matthew knows Dry Eye. 1276 01:15:05,130 --> 01:15:07,170 So what? Well, yes, I agree. 1277 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:08,670 Perhaps they were just meeting up 1278 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,400 to talk about holidaying in the Maldives 1279 01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:14,370 or the long-term implications of leaving the EU. 1280 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:19,380 But I filmed it, had it lip-read, translated and transcribed. 1281 01:15:19,510 --> 01:15:22,480 Rather like the classic 1974 film The Conversation, 1282 01:15:22,610 --> 01:15:24,980 starring Gene Hackman and John Cazale. 1283 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:28,420 You know, Coppola slipped that one out between the Godfathers. 1284 01:15:28,990 --> 01:15:31,320 It wasn't really for me. It's a bit boring, to be honest. 1285 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:36,460 Now, can I just say, that Matthew, he's quite something, isn't he? 1286 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,560 He's not your average American. 1287 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:42,000 He's a Mr. International. Even speaks a bit of Cantonese. 1288 01:15:42,130 --> 01:15:47,510 Come here. You play Dry Eye and I shall be Matthew. 1289 01:15:49,110 --> 01:15:50,310 Come on. 1290 01:15:54,980 --> 01:15:57,750 All right. 1291 01:15:58,980 --> 01:16:00,650 Try and get it in time with his lips, all right? 1292 01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,390 Yeah, yeah. Ready? 1293 01:16:03,490 --> 01:16:04,690 Roll camera. Action. 1294 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,400 There was an incident. Lord George-- 1295 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:21,640 Fuck's sake, Raymond. 1296 01:16:21,770 --> 01:16:23,310 It's a bit fucking wooden. 1297 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,310 Put something into it, you know, a bit of welly. 1298 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,280 And action. 1299 01:16:27,410 --> 01:16:28,780 There was an incident. 1300 01:16:28,910 --> 01:16:30,580 Lord George didn't come through it. 1301 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,280 Didn't come through it? 1302 01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:34,790 The last thing you need to do is attract any octopus. 1303 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:36,220 Octopus? 1304 01:16:37,490 --> 01:16:40,260 What does that mean? It's not a very good translation. 1305 01:16:40,390 --> 01:16:41,960 No, there's nothing wrong with the translation. 1306 01:16:42,090 --> 01:16:43,760 Matthew's not that fluent. And it's Cantonese. 1307 01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:45,430 Just go with it and fill in the blanks. 1308 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:46,900 And action. 1309 01:16:47,530 --> 01:16:49,600 It's all on Michael. He's to blame. 1310 01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:51,770 That is not a smart move. 1311 01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:53,870 Don't tell me what a smart move is. 1312 01:16:54,010 --> 01:16:55,140 I beg for your pardon. 1313 01:16:55,270 --> 01:16:56,980 You heard me perfectly well. 1314 01:16:57,110 --> 01:16:59,640 There will be repercussions for Michael's actions. 1315 01:16:59,780 --> 01:17:01,410 You think you're running things, do you? 1316 01:17:01,910 --> 01:17:03,820 Don't stroke my mouse hair. 1317 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,190 What does "mouse hair" mean? Yeah, I think what he means is don't jeopardize my deal, 1318 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,150 but I admit that one's a bit of a googly. 1319 01:17:10,290 --> 01:17:11,960 Then Matthew loses it a bit 1320 01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:14,430 and his translation goes completely out of the window. 1321 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,360 Something about springtime and sweaters. 1322 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,000 I think what he means is he's upset. 1323 01:17:19,130 --> 01:17:20,500 And then Dry Eye says something, 1324 01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:22,130 but some cunt moved in front of me, 1325 01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:23,600 so I didn't get that either. 1326 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:25,800 Your Cantonese is dog shit, 1327 01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:27,010 so I'm gonna say this in English 1328 01:17:27,140 --> 01:17:28,170 and I'm gonna say it once, 1329 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,010 so listen to me, Rubenstein. 1330 01:17:32,580 --> 01:17:34,310 This is how it's gonna play out. 1331 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,350 You're gonna back the fuck off... 1332 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,020 and I'm gonna take it all. 1333 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:44,060 And you will pay me my respect. 1334 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,390 And there you have it. That's all I've got. 1335 01:17:47,530 --> 01:17:50,360 Sorry. Show's over. 1336 01:17:50,490 --> 01:17:53,160 But I think it's quite clear 1337 01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:55,730 that they're not just mah-jongg partners, are they? 1338 01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:57,370 Mm? 1339 01:18:04,940 --> 01:18:07,380 Not all of that was clear, Fletcher. 1340 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:09,150 I mean, according to you, 1341 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:11,620 we already know Matthew wants to buy Michael out. 1342 01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:16,120 -So why is that news? -Oh, don't you worry, my darling. 1343 01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:18,060 We are gonna come to the news. 1344 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:21,460 I'm approaching my climax. 1345 01:18:28,170 --> 01:18:29,470 Dry Eye. 1346 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:33,300 I trust you will make Michael Pearson pay for this. 1347 01:18:34,170 --> 01:18:36,140 You are the dragon head now. 1348 01:18:36,270 --> 01:18:38,040 Solidify your position. 1349 01:18:39,510 --> 01:18:40,850 It will be done, Uncle. 1350 01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:44,820 So Dry Eye got the upgrade he was after, didn't he, Raymond? 1351 01:18:44,950 --> 01:18:47,350 The question is, what was he gonna do with it 1352 01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:49,520 now that he's Billy Big Bollocks? 1353 01:18:49,650 --> 01:18:51,260 Give me ten minutes, Ray. 1354 01:18:52,390 --> 01:18:53,420 Boss. 1355 01:19:07,340 --> 01:19:08,670 Hello, Ros. 1356 01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:10,810 It's date night tonight, 1357 01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:13,710 9:00 p.m., you and I, River Cafe. 1358 01:19:13,850 --> 01:19:16,110 Nine o'clock? I'll be there. 1359 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,490 We're closed. 1360 01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:22,750 Hang up. 1361 01:19:24,590 --> 01:19:25,620 No. 1362 01:19:26,190 --> 01:19:27,290 Hang the fucking phone up. 1363 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:28,460 Who's there? 1364 01:19:30,430 --> 01:19:31,960 Ros, who's there? 1365 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:33,460 What you doing here, Dry Eye? 1366 01:19:37,470 --> 01:19:39,300 It's warming up now, isn't it? 1367 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:43,140 At this point, I'm guessing that you didn't even know 1368 01:19:43,270 --> 01:19:45,310 that Lord George was dead yet, 1369 01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:47,810 let alone what Dry Eye was up to. 1370 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:50,410 Hello, Dry Eye. What do you want? 1371 01:20:02,830 --> 01:20:03,930 Fancy a boiled sweet? 1372 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,130 -No. -Suit yourself. 1373 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:16,770 Who the fuck was he? 1374 01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,080 I'm not exactly sure what happened next, 1375 01:20:19,210 --> 01:20:21,650 because you two managed to give me the slip. 1376 01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:23,810 They got Rosalind. Call Roger. 1377 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,690 Oh, goody. Another bottle. 1378 01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:29,950 Hold on. You were there? 1379 01:20:32,660 --> 01:20:34,690 Yeah. Of course I was there. 1380 01:20:35,430 --> 01:20:38,800 He's not picking up. Maybe you should put your seat belt on. 1381 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,970 Yeah, let me call Rosalind. Let me do it. 1382 01:20:43,470 --> 01:20:45,640 I got it. Just watch the road. 1383 01:20:46,470 --> 01:20:48,310 Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed, 1384 01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:50,140 but you're gonna come with me 1385 01:20:50,270 --> 01:20:52,510 until I can resolve all these issues with your husband. 1386 01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:54,680 I'm not going anywhere. 1387 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:57,350 She's not picking up. It's just ringing. 1388 01:20:57,480 --> 01:21:00,280 -Fuck. -We could just slow down a little bit. 1389 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:03,490 Fuck! 1390 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:19,840 You know how it works. 1391 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:24,040 You either come with me or Tony here is gonna make you come with me. 1392 01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:26,880 You're in my office under my roof. 1393 01:21:27,010 --> 01:21:28,780 It's not your position for Tony to do anything 1394 01:21:28,910 --> 01:21:31,250 other than to fuck off back from whence he came. 1395 01:21:31,380 --> 01:21:33,020 Tony. 1396 01:21:35,190 --> 01:21:37,590 What's that? Is that a paperweight? 1397 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:41,230 Funny you should say that. Turns out anything with weight can be a paperweight. 1398 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:43,530 What are you gonna do with it? Well, that's up to you, isn't it? 1399 01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:46,030 Either you do as I tell you to and use the door, 1400 01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:48,570 or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony right between the eyes. 1401 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:50,700 You see, this gun's only got two bullets, 1402 01:21:50,830 --> 01:21:53,270 so I'm not gonna fuck about illustrating its significance. 1403 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:55,140 You're gonna have to trust me on that. 1404 01:21:55,270 --> 01:21:57,080 The alternative is a little bit absolute. 1405 01:21:58,340 --> 01:22:00,240 I'm gonna have to check your grammar on that. 1406 01:22:00,710 --> 01:22:02,880 It can't be just a little bit absolute. 1407 01:22:03,010 --> 01:22:05,480 It either is or it isn't. 1408 01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:08,720 Whatever it is, I've lost my patience. 1409 01:22:08,850 --> 01:22:12,720 I'm telling you, I will squeeze this trigger and Tony will be no more. 1410 01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:14,730 -Tony. 1411 01:22:16,090 --> 01:22:18,630 Listen to me, cunt. You take one step forward, 1412 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,600 it'll be the last fucking step you ever take. 1413 01:22:20,730 --> 01:22:22,100 Tony, get on it. 1414 01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:58,840 I fucking dare you. 1415 01:23:01,540 --> 01:23:02,640 Just calm down. 1416 01:23:03,740 --> 01:23:04,780 I'm leaving. 1417 01:23:12,450 --> 01:23:13,920 I guess that's your two bullets, eh? 1418 01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:16,190 Rosalind! 1419 01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:31,500 Rosalind! 1420 01:23:38,010 --> 01:23:39,710 Stay fucking still! 1421 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:47,920 Hello, babe. 1422 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:05,870 Hello, love. 1423 01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:08,770 So you're basing your whole crescendo 1424 01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:10,940 on a figment of your imagination. 1425 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,850 I'm basing my whole crescendo on the sum of its parts. 1426 01:24:14,980 --> 01:24:17,220 A few minor details aside, I wouldn't have any trouble at all 1427 01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:21,290 selling this juicy peach of a drama to Big Dave. 1428 01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:23,350 He'd cream his fucking panties. 1429 01:24:23,490 --> 01:24:26,160 You're too smart to be blackmailing us, Fletcher. 1430 01:24:26,290 --> 01:24:28,990 Yes, yes, and obviously I've taken precautionary measures. 1431 01:24:29,290 --> 01:24:32,700 You can do all kinds of horrible things to me if you want. 1432 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:35,000 I might even enjoy them. 1433 01:24:35,130 --> 01:24:37,740 But you'd have to leave the country and never come back. 1434 01:24:37,870 --> 01:24:39,840 So is that the story over now, Fletcher? 1435 01:24:39,970 --> 01:24:43,670 All this, this whole buildup, was leading to this next part. 1436 01:24:43,810 --> 01:24:47,040 This is the news that you were asking about before. 1437 01:24:47,180 --> 01:24:48,610 Ready? 1438 01:24:49,210 --> 01:24:50,250 Matthew. 1439 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,880 He's gonna need some people to run his business here 1440 01:24:53,020 --> 01:24:54,890 when he buys it from Michael, right? 1441 01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:57,860 He's gonna need a reliable pair of hands, someone like you. 1442 01:24:57,990 --> 01:24:59,960 Hmm. So why didn't he ask you, Raymond? 1443 01:25:00,090 --> 01:25:02,460 I don't know. It's none of my business. 1444 01:25:02,590 --> 01:25:04,130 Because, I'll tell you, 1445 01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:07,270 he already had someone earmarked for the role. 1446 01:25:08,070 --> 01:25:11,200 Dry Eye. He promised Dry Eye the job, 1447 01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:15,110 but only if Dry Eye helped drive down the price of Mickey's business. 1448 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:19,610 You see, it was Matthew who told Dry Eye the location of Mickey's farm, 1449 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:22,110 so he could steal his white widow super cheese 1450 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:24,520 to cause ripples and reduce the market value. 1451 01:25:24,650 --> 01:25:27,290 And that is why Phuc, in turn, 1452 01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:31,690 got those juice-swilling, acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job. 1453 01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:33,690 It was Matthew 1454 01:25:33,820 --> 01:25:36,590 who set this whole train of events off. 1455 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,660 But what he did not plan on, you see... 1456 01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:41,500 Fuck you, you old cunt! 1457 01:25:41,630 --> 01:25:42,930 I'll piss on your grave. 1458 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,210 ...was Dry Eye... 1459 01:25:49,110 --> 01:25:50,340 killing Lord George. 1460 01:25:51,810 --> 01:25:55,450 Now, Dry Eye does not want to be subservient to Matthew anymore. 1461 01:25:55,580 --> 01:25:56,980 Doesn't wanna be subservient to anyone. 1462 01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:58,880 This is how it's gonna play out. 1463 01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:02,220 You're gonna back the fuck off 1464 01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:04,720 and I'm gonna take it all. 1465 01:26:04,860 --> 01:26:08,560 Dry Eye likes the smell of power and does not like Matthew. 1466 01:26:08,690 --> 01:26:13,060 So, the little dragon needed a gentle reminder of who was really running things. 1467 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,230 You've been in this paddling pool for two minutes. 1468 01:26:15,370 --> 01:26:18,200 I've been swimming in the ocean with the sharks for 20 years. 1469 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,900 I'll tell you how this plays out. 1470 01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:23,140 You will drown... 1471 01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:27,010 and then my Mossad crabs will eat you. 1472 01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:32,020 And this, my love, is why I want my hard-earned 20 million pounds. 1473 01:26:32,150 --> 01:26:38,190 Because not only do I know exactly how Mickey's business operates, 1474 01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:42,630 but I also know that the very man he's trying to sell it to 1475 01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:45,400 is trying to force him into selling it on the cheap 1476 01:26:45,530 --> 01:26:48,470 and has indirectly started a war. 1477 01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:52,500 So, you see, I think you should be calling me your trusted consigliere, 1478 01:26:53,470 --> 01:26:55,010 or your spy behind the lines, 1479 01:26:55,140 --> 01:26:59,140 your intellectual reconnaissance, if you prefer. 1480 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,050 I'm impressed. 1481 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,480 You certainly know more than I do. 1482 01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:08,350 I'm impressed not only by your information, 1483 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:10,590 but by your imagination. 1484 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:12,590 Thank you very much. 1485 01:27:15,190 --> 01:27:16,990 So you've got 72 hours. 1486 01:27:18,030 --> 01:27:21,230 And I would just reiterate that if anything happens to me, 1487 01:27:21,370 --> 01:27:23,700 I do have my insurance policy in place. 1488 01:27:24,170 --> 01:27:26,940 Everything will go to Big Dave, and from him to the public, 1489 01:27:27,070 --> 01:27:29,040 and you, my love, will go to Mars. 1490 01:27:29,170 --> 01:27:32,240 So, strong recommendation, just pay up 1491 01:27:32,380 --> 01:27:37,920 and watch me recede into the sunset blowing kisses, yes? 1492 01:27:40,950 --> 01:27:45,120 Well, then, time to use the door, you black bastard. 1493 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,590 Well, that's just silly, isn't it, 'cause I'm not black. 1494 01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:50,590 No, but your fucking soul is, you dark cunt. 1495 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,900 Now, out of my house, 'cause I'm going to bed. 1496 01:27:58,400 --> 01:27:59,900 Can I come with you? 1497 01:28:01,270 --> 01:28:05,310 No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe in the back of your hearse. 1498 01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:08,410 I might come anyway. 1499 01:28:09,980 --> 01:28:12,620 You'll just hear me scratching about in the dark, 1500 01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,090 wanking into a hanky. 1501 01:28:20,290 --> 01:28:22,830 All right, so, 20 million. 1502 01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:25,860 You've got 72 hours, starting now. 1503 01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,470 Ticktock, ticktock. 1504 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,240 And I'm gone. 1505 01:28:35,270 --> 01:28:36,810 Ticktock. 1506 01:28:40,810 --> 01:28:42,510 Ticktock. 1507 01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:53,920 He's just left. 1508 01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:55,660 He thinks he's very clever. 1509 01:28:56,430 --> 01:28:57,860 Start with Big Dave. 1510 01:29:03,070 --> 01:29:05,170 Now, you keep this between you and me, Hammy, 1511 01:29:05,300 --> 01:29:07,870 but Fletcher's been in touch. He says he's got what we need. 1512 01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:10,470 Careful, boss. Fletcher's ass belongs to the highest bidder. 1513 01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:12,480 Yeah. He says he wants 150 grand. 1514 01:29:12,610 --> 01:29:14,980 But if it's proper, it's worth a whole week's exclusive. 1515 01:29:15,110 --> 01:29:16,380 Well, what does he have exactly? 1516 01:29:16,510 --> 01:29:17,950 He was just tickling me nuts, 1517 01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:19,380 but he says he wants to meet Saturday. 1518 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,620 So keep it free. 1519 01:29:23,020 --> 01:29:24,390 Yeah, pronto. 1520 01:29:31,430 --> 01:29:34,060 Oi, you can't park there, mate. Move the van. 1521 01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:36,330 Don't worry, friend. We'll be gone in a minute. 1522 01:29:36,470 --> 01:29:38,670 We're not a newspaper. We're a blood sport. 1523 01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:40,440 Oi, Russ. Move the van. 1524 01:29:40,570 --> 01:29:42,110 I'm on it, boss. 1525 01:29:42,910 --> 01:29:44,540 Move it. Now. 1526 01:29:45,340 --> 01:29:48,450 -I said in a minute. -Oi, spunk bubble. 1527 01:29:48,580 --> 01:29:50,510 Get rid of the fucking van. 1528 01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:59,090 I'm warning you, Russ does karate. 1529 01:30:03,690 --> 01:30:06,960 Careful, boys. Russ does karate. 1530 01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:10,800 Russ, if you know what's good for you, 1531 01:30:10,930 --> 01:30:12,900 get in the car now. 1532 01:30:16,370 --> 01:30:19,440 Sorry, boss. I'm only a blue belt. 1533 01:30:20,940 --> 01:30:22,380 You melt. 1534 01:30:23,910 --> 01:30:27,250 Now what? We're making a YouTube movie? Eh? 1535 01:30:27,950 --> 01:30:29,220 Break dancing? 1536 01:30:30,050 --> 01:30:33,290 I'm warning you. I'm fucking powerful. 1537 01:30:33,420 --> 01:30:36,560 We know all that. Why don't you tell us all about it in the back of the van? 1538 01:30:36,690 --> 01:30:39,730 I'm not going. I'm not fucking-- No! 1539 01:30:39,860 --> 01:30:41,730 No. 1540 01:30:41,870 --> 01:30:43,530 Get him in there. 1541 01:30:46,340 --> 01:30:47,610 Unbelievable. 1542 01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:53,980 Well, well, well. 1543 01:30:57,550 --> 01:30:59,620 You're all right, Big Dave. You're in safe hands now. 1544 01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:02,490 No need to panic, okay? Who are you? 1545 01:31:02,620 --> 01:31:04,450 Don't worry about that right now. 1546 01:31:05,620 --> 01:31:07,120 Look... 1547 01:31:07,260 --> 01:31:08,890 Look, whatever's gone on here, 1548 01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:10,590 I just need to get back to work. 1549 01:31:10,730 --> 01:31:12,630 If you let me go, I'll just forget all about it. 1550 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,730 I'll have you back to work in short order, my friend. 1551 01:31:15,870 --> 01:31:17,170 Now, I believe you're a reporter. 1552 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:20,470 And there's something I wanna report to you. 1553 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,640 Now, it seems for this brief moment in time 1554 01:31:22,770 --> 01:31:24,980 I've found my way into the film business, 1555 01:31:25,110 --> 01:31:29,810 and last night I made a film with an impressively sized farmyard pig. 1556 01:31:33,820 --> 01:31:36,290 Morning, sir. Two cups of tea. 1557 01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:38,960 One with sugar, one without. 1558 01:31:39,090 --> 01:31:41,060 All right, lads, go on, give us a minute. 1559 01:31:43,930 --> 01:31:45,860 There are some wet wipes there over your shoulder. 1560 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,400 Your clothes are neatly folded there on the bench. 1561 01:31:48,530 --> 01:31:52,170 Now, in due course, you're gonna press the space bar on this computer 1562 01:31:52,300 --> 01:31:55,810 and you're gonna witness your participation in said film. 1563 01:31:55,940 --> 01:31:59,340 Now, that little drug we gave you last night really... 1564 01:32:01,010 --> 01:32:02,750 loosened up your inhibitions, man. 1565 01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:06,980 The only thing you'll need to do to stop this little creative expression 1566 01:32:07,120 --> 01:32:09,550 from becoming a social media sensation 1567 01:32:09,690 --> 01:32:12,560 is lose any interest you have in the future of Mickey Pearson. 1568 01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:15,860 I'm gonna leave you now to clean yourself up. 1569 01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:19,400 Space bar, yeah? Have a hot drink as well. 1570 01:32:19,530 --> 01:32:21,570 It might make you feel a little bit better. 1571 01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:23,430 It was a fucking rough night for you. 1572 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:26,840 Enjoy the show. 1573 01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:42,590 How's your man, then, Coach? Ah, he'll survive. 1574 01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:44,760 Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though. 1575 01:32:49,330 --> 01:32:50,830 We know what bit that is. 1576 01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:54,600 Let me tickle that belly. 1577 01:32:54,730 --> 01:32:57,500 -You are so naughty. 1578 01:32:57,640 --> 01:33:00,000 -Good Lord. -I was there and I'm still shocked. 1579 01:33:00,570 --> 01:33:02,270 Squeal for me, piggy. 1580 01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:05,080 -Is that who I think it is? -Yeah, it certainly is. 1581 01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:08,950 And that's your doing? 1582 01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:10,880 Where is that applesauce? 1583 01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:13,350 You can't unsee it once you've seen it, can you? 1584 01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:15,450 No, you can't unsee it. It's nightmare fuel. 1585 01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:16,750 That will be with me forever. 1586 01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,590 That story won't be running. 1587 01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:24,800 Right. I've got one more thing I need you to do. 1588 01:33:24,930 --> 01:33:27,630 Ah, look, before you continue, Ray, 1589 01:33:27,770 --> 01:33:31,870 I train lads to be good lads. I'm not a fucking gangster. 1590 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:35,370 Now, I've been forced to do some gangster things, that's okay. 1591 01:33:35,510 --> 01:33:37,540 But I'm not the gift that keeps on giving. 1592 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,280 So with the greatest respect, I'll do this one last thing for you 1593 01:33:40,410 --> 01:33:41,880 and then that's it. 1594 01:33:42,010 --> 01:33:45,420 No más. Three strikes and I'm out. 1595 01:33:52,220 --> 01:33:54,290 Everything all right, Coach? No, Ernie, it isn't. 1596 01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:56,990 You need to understand the severity of your actions. 1597 01:34:04,100 --> 01:34:05,700 Dave, an hour. 1598 01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:06,870 Okay, boss. 1599 01:34:11,910 --> 01:34:14,010 Thank you for the grand tour. 1600 01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:15,680 I'm a believer. 1601 01:34:15,810 --> 01:34:17,150 Thank you, chaps. 1602 01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:21,890 Now, are we ready to finalize the numbers? 1603 01:34:22,690 --> 01:34:23,790 We already have. 1604 01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:25,360 Mm... 1605 01:34:25,490 --> 01:34:27,620 The situation's changed, Michael. 1606 01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:30,330 The market's changed. How so? 1607 01:34:30,860 --> 01:34:34,460 The exit value of your business needs to be recalculated. 1608 01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,130 Please, be specific. 1609 01:34:37,270 --> 01:34:39,170 Oh, I will be. 1610 01:34:39,300 --> 01:34:42,640 You're asking 400 for 12 locations and a distribution network, 1611 01:34:42,770 --> 01:34:45,240 which was a fair valuation at the time. 1612 01:34:45,380 --> 01:34:48,180 But when one of those locations was compromised, 1613 01:34:48,310 --> 01:34:50,650 the value of all those locations were compromised 1614 01:34:50,780 --> 01:34:52,480 and this obviously affects the price. 1615 01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:56,950 Your skunk farm was a fucking viral sensation on YouTube, Michael. 1616 01:34:57,090 --> 01:34:59,560 And when Johnny Law starts sniffing, which he will, 1617 01:34:59,690 --> 01:35:01,790 all of those locations will have to cease production 1618 01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:05,700 for, I'd say, at least 12 months at a cost of 100 million net p.a., 1619 01:35:05,830 --> 01:35:08,530 before marking down the loss of staff, relocation and site rentals. 1620 01:35:08,670 --> 01:35:10,470 -You still with me? -Yes, I'm following. 1621 01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:12,740 It will take at least three years 1622 01:35:12,870 --> 01:35:16,340 to get your supply, distribution and demand back to full capacity. 1623 01:35:16,470 --> 01:35:20,210 Your staffing costs are 25% of your 100 million operational cost, 1624 01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:23,910 so that's 25 million per annum for three annums. 1625 01:35:24,050 --> 01:35:26,380 And location rental at 15 million a year, 1626 01:35:26,520 --> 01:35:30,550 that's a 120 GBP bite right there. 1627 01:35:30,690 --> 01:35:33,260 Your unit economics have taken a hit, 1628 01:35:33,390 --> 01:35:37,930 and forecasting out your top-line growth margin in the current inimical climate, 1629 01:35:38,060 --> 01:35:41,330 I calculate what was worth 400 million a month ago 1630 01:35:41,460 --> 01:35:45,940 must now be valued at an anemic, mm... 130. 1631 01:35:47,170 --> 01:35:50,910 You see, it's not about the first domino that fell, Michael. 1632 01:35:51,740 --> 01:35:52,910 It's about the last. 1633 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:56,310 Please. 1634 01:35:59,850 --> 01:36:02,590 I like you, Michael. You're a good chap. 1635 01:36:03,390 --> 01:36:07,090 And if you want me to help you out of this hole you've found yourself in, 1636 01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:10,760 I can pay you 100 million dollars today. 1637 01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:14,230 It's a good offer and it's real, 1638 01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:16,500 and I'll do this because I'm your friend. 1639 01:36:16,630 --> 01:36:19,740 My accountant can transfer the fee within the hour. 1640 01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:22,670 I like your domino analogy. 1641 01:36:24,410 --> 01:36:28,450 The question I ask is, who tumbled the first domino? 1642 01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:32,180 I'm afraid that's not my concern or my business, Michael. 1643 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:34,150 At the risk of contradicting you, 1644 01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:38,260 it is very much your business, and certainly your concern. 1645 01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:41,190 Only you made one mistake. 1646 01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:43,690 That being? 1647 01:36:44,290 --> 01:36:47,260 You seem to have mistaken me for some kind of a cunt. 1648 01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:51,500 Let me introduce you to the first domino. 1649 01:36:55,570 --> 01:37:00,240 It's a tad dramatic, isn't it, corpses in freezers? Who is this man? 1650 01:37:00,380 --> 01:37:02,410 What's he got to do with anything that I'm talking about? 1651 01:37:02,550 --> 01:37:05,150 I take it with that statement you are in denial 1652 01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:07,850 of so-said relationship with this frozen Chinaman? 1653 01:37:07,990 --> 01:37:10,150 Well, of course I'm in denial of it. 1654 01:37:10,290 --> 01:37:13,960 I don't have relationships with dead, frozen Chinamen. 1655 01:37:14,090 --> 01:37:17,660 Best not to be glib at this time in the proceedings, Matthew. 1656 01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:23,630 Don't bother looking for your Mossad crabs. 1657 01:37:23,770 --> 01:37:26,200 This is a fish market. They have found a home. 1658 01:37:26,740 --> 01:37:29,270 To be clear, I do not know that man. 1659 01:37:31,570 --> 01:37:33,380 I'll tell you how this plays out. 1660 01:37:33,980 --> 01:37:38,550 You will drown and then my Mossad crabs will eat you. 1661 01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:41,950 So while you were discussing who would take over my business 1662 01:37:42,090 --> 01:37:43,620 after you fucked it, 1663 01:37:44,590 --> 01:37:47,660 you somehow mistook so-said Chinaman for someone else? 1664 01:37:49,330 --> 01:37:53,360 Business is business, Michael. It's nothing personal. 1665 01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:55,830 While I am not emotional about the money, 1666 01:37:55,970 --> 01:37:59,740 there is a price indebted to me for the blood I've gotten on my hands 1667 01:37:59,870 --> 01:38:03,270 restoring order to the untidiness that you created, 1668 01:38:03,410 --> 01:38:05,040 and that price, according to you-- 1669 01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:09,210 400 minus 130-- is 270 million dollars. 1670 01:38:09,350 --> 01:38:12,420 And I'm keeping the business, 1671 01:38:13,720 --> 01:38:16,850 while you are getting in the freezer. 1672 01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:20,620 And you will make that transaction if you want to get out of the freezer. 1673 01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:25,230 It is 25 below zero in there, so I assume you'll last about an hour. 1674 01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:27,130 That said, I wouldn't fuck about, 1675 01:38:27,260 --> 01:38:29,430 because frostbite is very expensive on the fingers and toes, 1676 01:38:29,570 --> 01:38:33,400 so I would type as quickly as possible while you have the use of them. 1677 01:38:34,100 --> 01:38:36,210 Uh-- After you've attended to that indiscretion, 1678 01:38:36,340 --> 01:38:40,210 you can then deal with the next consequence of your shortsightedness. 1679 01:38:40,780 --> 01:38:44,750 As stated, I am not emotional about the money. 1680 01:38:47,450 --> 01:38:51,120 But I am emotional about the fact that someone laid their hands on my wife. 1681 01:38:54,460 --> 01:38:55,730 My wife! 1682 01:38:58,330 --> 01:39:01,760 No amount of money on God's green earth can pay for that transgression, Matthew. 1683 01:39:01,900 --> 01:39:03,470 No, for that... 1684 01:39:07,340 --> 01:39:08,570 I want a pound of flesh. 1685 01:39:09,740 --> 01:39:10,810 A pound of flesh? 1686 01:39:10,940 --> 01:39:12,480 It matters not to me 1687 01:39:12,610 --> 01:39:14,610 where on your anatomy it is withdrawn from. 1688 01:39:15,550 --> 01:39:18,750 If you don't have the stomach to take it for yourself, 1689 01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:20,980 big Bunny here is very adept with a knife, 1690 01:39:21,120 --> 01:39:22,950 and, as you can see, he's dressed for the weather. 1691 01:39:23,090 --> 01:39:27,390 But a penny short or a gram shy... 1692 01:39:28,790 --> 01:39:31,230 and that freezer door does not open. 1693 01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:32,400 Am I clear? 1694 01:39:33,530 --> 01:39:34,560 Good. 1695 01:39:35,630 --> 01:39:37,300 Bunny. Incoming. 1696 01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:52,480 What, is it Wagyu again for breakfast, Raymond? 1697 01:39:54,820 --> 01:39:58,490 Aren't you gonna introduce me to your mysterious and slightly menacing friend? 1698 01:40:03,860 --> 01:40:05,960 What's that for? Is that for my money? 1699 01:40:08,430 --> 01:40:09,570 Where's my money, Raymond? 1700 01:40:09,700 --> 01:40:11,170 There's your payment. 1701 01:40:14,970 --> 01:40:16,470 Go on, take a look. 1702 01:40:16,610 --> 01:40:18,480 Thank you, mysterious stranger. 1703 01:40:28,620 --> 01:40:31,150 Well, that's disappointing, 'cause that doesn't look like 20 million pounds. 1704 01:40:31,290 --> 01:40:34,320 It's more interesting than that, your insurance policy, 1705 01:40:34,460 --> 01:40:37,860 all the photos, all the bodies, all the skeletons, all the filth. 1706 01:40:37,990 --> 01:40:42,230 It's not the only one, darling. I'm not a mong. 1707 01:40:42,370 --> 01:40:44,670 What do you think's in that, you fucking eejit? 1708 01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:47,670 Of course we were aware of what Matthew was up to. 1709 01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:49,540 We're not complete fucking idiots. 1710 01:40:51,740 --> 01:40:54,510 I've been onto you for a long time, Fletcher. 1711 01:40:55,480 --> 01:40:57,550 -I knew you'd been following Michael. 1712 01:40:57,680 --> 01:40:59,320 They're very similar, our jobs. 1713 01:40:59,880 --> 01:41:02,120 Only I'm better at it than you are. 1714 01:41:03,790 --> 01:41:07,390 I knew when you came over that night that you'd only be there for half an hour... 1715 01:41:08,260 --> 01:41:10,190 Buenas tardes, Raymondo. 1716 01:41:10,330 --> 01:41:13,400 ...to tell me how clever you are and try to blackmail us. 1717 01:41:14,130 --> 01:41:16,400 I've got some very important information to impart to you, Raymond. 1718 01:41:16,530 --> 01:41:20,040 I also knew you couldn't resist a £1500 single malt, 1719 01:41:20,170 --> 01:41:23,570 an £80 Wagyu steak and a state-of-the-art smokeless barbie 1720 01:41:24,140 --> 01:41:26,780 -that even keeps your feet warm. -I love a barbie. 1721 01:41:26,910 --> 01:41:29,780 I promise you, you will regret this if you don't hear it. 1722 01:41:29,910 --> 01:41:32,550 And when the Scotch got into your cold veins, 1723 01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:35,390 you lost the benefit of your sharp instincts. 1724 01:41:35,850 --> 01:41:38,090 Oh, goody. Another bottle. 1725 01:41:38,220 --> 01:41:40,760 Can you tell the mysterious gentleman to relax? 1726 01:41:40,890 --> 01:41:43,930 Because I promise you, you will regret it if you don't hear this. Sit down, my love. 1727 01:41:44,060 --> 01:41:47,460 See, I kept you there 'cause I needed to know about Matthew and Dry Eye. 1728 01:41:48,670 --> 01:41:51,700 Took us a while to find your insurance policies. 1729 01:41:53,370 --> 01:41:55,410 'Cause you're a naughty squirrel, Fletcher. 1730 01:41:56,340 --> 01:41:58,480 Fletcher, shoes off inside. 1731 01:41:58,610 --> 01:41:59,910 Yes, Mommy. 1732 01:42:00,940 --> 01:42:04,280 But it was made a lot easier after I planted a tracker in your shoe. 1733 01:42:08,750 --> 01:42:10,950 You're never gonna be a predator with us, Fletcher. 1734 01:42:12,820 --> 01:42:14,660 You're always gonna be prey. 1735 01:42:15,890 --> 01:42:19,260 So that's it. Three strikes. We're good, right? 1736 01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:25,100 -I'll see you around. -With the greatest respect, I hope not. 1737 01:42:31,440 --> 01:42:35,850 Now, Fletcher, what were you saying? 1738 01:42:36,580 --> 01:42:39,150 It wasn't Lord George that was after Mickey, 1739 01:42:39,280 --> 01:42:41,720 or Dry Eye, or Matthew. 1740 01:42:42,850 --> 01:42:44,190 Do you wanna know who it was? 1741 01:42:48,830 --> 01:42:50,030 I've got photos. 1742 01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:54,630 Right. You've got 30 seconds. 1743 01:42:54,760 --> 01:42:55,800 Thank you, darling. 1744 01:42:57,830 --> 01:42:59,670 Fuck. 1745 01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:02,870 Primetime, what is it, son? 1746 01:43:03,010 --> 01:43:05,810 Coach, we're gonna take care of this for you. 1747 01:43:05,940 --> 01:43:07,310 Ernie's got a plan. 1748 01:43:07,580 --> 01:43:09,280 What the fuck are you talking about? 1749 01:43:09,410 --> 01:43:12,650 The Michael situation. We're gonna sort it. 1750 01:43:14,420 --> 01:43:16,020 Primetime, listen-- Prime-- 1751 01:43:17,490 --> 01:43:18,460 Jesus. 1752 01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:31,370 Now, you remember Aslan, don't you? 1753 01:43:32,000 --> 01:43:34,500 The young gentleman you kept in the freezer? 1754 01:43:36,970 --> 01:43:41,510 Well, this is Aslan Senior, Russian oligarch. 1755 01:43:43,010 --> 01:43:45,210 Ex-KGB. Made all his money in gas pipes. 1756 01:43:45,350 --> 01:43:48,550 And he's extremely sad that his one-and-only son fell out of a window. 1757 01:43:49,020 --> 01:43:50,520 Oh, shit. 1758 01:43:50,820 --> 01:43:52,720 And I fear that where they failed before, Raymond, 1759 01:43:52,860 --> 01:43:55,060 they're not gonna fail again. 1760 01:43:55,190 --> 01:43:57,190 And how do you know all this? 1761 01:43:57,330 --> 01:44:00,530 Because someone told them everything they want to know about Michael, 1762 01:44:00,660 --> 01:44:03,330 and that someone is me. 1763 01:44:04,530 --> 01:44:05,740 Go on. 1764 01:44:06,700 --> 01:44:09,440 So I said I'd tell them where Michael was for a price. 1765 01:44:10,340 --> 01:44:14,140 But that money was pending till after, you know, the deed was done. 1766 01:44:16,110 --> 01:44:17,910 And then when they messed up the first time, 1767 01:44:18,050 --> 01:44:21,380 I had a little rethink and came up with my version 2.0 plan, 1768 01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:23,390 which is when I came to see you. 1769 01:44:23,520 --> 01:44:26,260 You see, get my 20 mils off Michael first 1770 01:44:26,390 --> 01:44:30,790 and then, after the event, get paid again, double bubble. 1771 01:44:30,930 --> 01:44:34,330 But you and your mysterious friend put paid to that, so well done, you. 1772 01:44:35,130 --> 01:44:36,630 Why did you just look at your watch? 1773 01:44:38,100 --> 01:44:41,640 Well, it's like I say. The Russians are gonna clean house. 1774 01:44:41,770 --> 01:44:44,840 And you are part of that house, Raymond. 1775 01:44:44,970 --> 01:44:47,940 They're gonna get Michael when he comes out of his meeting at the fish market. 1776 01:44:48,980 --> 01:44:51,580 And they are coming here. So you see what I've done there? 1777 01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:53,920 By telling you, I've saved your lives. 1778 01:44:54,050 --> 01:44:56,020 Which I think in turn saves mine, doesn't it? 1779 01:44:56,150 --> 01:44:57,920 Don't fucking move. 1780 01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:07,000 Dave. 1781 01:45:07,760 --> 01:45:08,870 Dave? 1782 01:45:17,910 --> 01:45:19,140 No Dave. 1783 01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:25,280 Fuck. 1784 01:45:30,750 --> 01:45:32,460 - Fuck! 1785 01:46:12,960 --> 01:46:13,930 Fuck. 1786 01:46:30,650 --> 01:46:33,120 So the Toddlers spray the car with bullets, 1787 01:46:33,250 --> 01:46:35,020 killing the Russians. 1788 01:46:36,050 --> 01:46:38,020 The car rolls to a stop. 1789 01:46:39,320 --> 01:46:41,760 Smash cut to black. Titles. 1790 01:46:43,260 --> 01:46:45,930 So, what happened to Michael? 1791 01:46:47,060 --> 01:46:48,400 I need an ending. 1792 01:46:48,530 --> 01:46:50,130 No, no, no, my darling. 1793 01:46:51,430 --> 01:46:52,900 What you need... 1794 01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:55,100 is a sequel. 1795 01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:58,240 Think it over. Have a read. You know my fee. 1796 01:46:58,370 --> 01:47:00,810 I'm off to La La to talk to the competition. 1797 01:47:01,410 --> 01:47:04,880 Think about that. Got a plane to catch. And I'm gone. 1798 01:47:09,950 --> 01:47:11,320 Good afternoon. 1799 01:47:12,220 --> 01:47:15,560 So, it's Heathrow Airport, please, Terminal 3, 1800 01:47:15,690 --> 01:47:17,960 and thence to sunny California. 1801 01:47:20,160 --> 01:47:23,770 Buenas tardes, Fletcher-mondo. 1802 01:47:24,330 --> 01:47:27,400 Raymond. Well, well, well. 1803 01:47:27,540 --> 01:47:29,410 A man of many vocations, aren't you? 1804 01:47:38,920 --> 01:47:41,380 Now, I want you to play a game with me, Fletcher. 1805 01:47:47,020 --> 01:47:48,260 He's got Fletcher. 1806 01:47:50,060 --> 01:47:51,830 If you wish to be the king of the jungle, 1807 01:47:51,960 --> 01:47:54,330 it's not enough to act like a king. 1808 01:47:55,160 --> 01:47:56,830 You must be the king. 1809 01:47:58,230 --> 01:48:00,170 And there can be no doubt. 1810 01:48:00,300 --> 01:48:03,910 Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise. 1811 01:48:05,710 --> 01:48:07,240 My queen told me that. 1812 01:48:08,480 --> 01:48:09,780 Any chance?