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MAN: How long are the
lessons anyway? 45?
That's 45 too many.

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I like five-minute lessons.

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JULIO: Five-minute lessons,
you're not gonna learn
anything.

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MAN: I'm not?
How about 15 minutes?

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JULIO: Yeah, 45.

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MAN: 45? What about 10?

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MAN: It says, "Sign up now.
Self-defense could save
your life."

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JULIO: It sure will.
MAN: It will.

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WOMAN 1: Thank you very much.

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WOMAN 2: That was cool, yeah.

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Who teaches Taekwondo?

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Mr. Simmons.

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Mr. Simmons? Do you like
Mr. Simmons? Is he nice?

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WOMAN 2: Is he talented?
Is he good?

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WOMAN 1: Is he very good?

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He's one of the best
instructors in town.

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He is?
Can he break rock?

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BOY: Yes.
He can? With his head?

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BOY: Yes.

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WOMAN: So cute! Look at him!

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Showtime, boys.
This is what it's all about,
performing for the people.

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Let's go over the plan
real quick, okay?

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You're gonna start
things off with your
little floor pattern,

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get everybody hooked,
then I'm gonna step up
and seal the deal.

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Board breaks.

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Simple plan, okay?

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So don't fuck this up for me.
This is my life, okay?

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Every single person out there
is a potential new client.

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Y'all understand?

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ALL: Yes, sir.

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Okay, pull them in.

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Who's the king
of the demo?

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You are, Mr. Simmons.
Who?

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ALL: You are,
Mr. Simmons.

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You're goddamn right, I am.

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One, two, three.

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ALL: Hiyah!

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That's Julio Chavez,

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just one of our
black belt students
at Concord Taekwondo.

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We got a lot of
those there, huh?

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This is,
without a doubt, to me,

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one of the most difficult
things in Taekwondo to do,

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is to bust them
with your elbow.

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And, well,
I fashion myself
a master in this.

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So y'all are in
for a special treat
this afternoon.

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(FRED GROANS)

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(SOFTLY)
Fuck!

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Okay! All right!

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So, if any of y'all wanna
sign up for classes at
Concord Taekwondo,

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we have some sheets here
with information,
phone numbers,

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special rates and whatnot.
And...

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You know, come talk to me
if y'all wanna learn how
to do some cool Taekwondo.

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* Well, I've got soul
that burns like a diamond

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* I've got a feeling all
my dreams will come true

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* Just like they say every
dog will have its day

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* And there's no way
that I'm gonna lose

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* 'Cause it's
a dog wild heaven

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* Yeah, it's a dog wild heaven

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* It's a dog wild heaven

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* And there's no place
that I'd rather be *

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Nice stretches.

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Raul, looks like you got
that acne taken care of.
Looking good, champ.

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Come on, girls.
All right,
everybody line up!

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ALL: Sir!
Line up.

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Feet together.

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Charyut kyungneh!

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Face senior student!

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ALL: Sir!
Kyungneh!

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Face the front!
ALL: Sir!

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Tenets of Taekwondo.
Begin.

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Courtesy, self-control,
perseverance...
Courtesy, self-control,
perseverance...

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...integrity,
indomitable spirit, sir.
...integrity,
indomitable spirit, sir.

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Kyungneh.

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Hey, everybody. You guys
are stretching? I just
got finished doing that.

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What are you doing here?
Just come back
from working out?

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No, I came from church,
you fucking retard.

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Okay, that's wonderful
language that my wife uses
in front of my friends.

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Listen, I just came
to remind you about

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dinner tonight
with my friends from work.

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Okay, let's go ahead
and move to the right.

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ALL: Sir!

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Could you please take your
shoes off?

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My mats are
100 bucks apiece.

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So are you gonna
be there tonight,
or what?

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Well, I live there,
so I guess I will be there.

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I thought we talked about
not doing this kind of
stuff during the week.

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Yeah, but I also thought
we talked about how
important it was.

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Okay, you're right.
Importance, importance.

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Okay, for you,
honey, anything.

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But if you could
do something for me,

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and just take your
high heels off my mats.

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I love you.
I'll see you tonight.

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Now this is a man who does
not take shit from anybody,
just like me.

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Look at him.
Goddamn movie star.

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Beautiful man. Beautiful man.

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We're gonna take a road trip
next month to see him.
You should come, dude.

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Who do you think
would win in a fight

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between Bruce Lee
and Chuck "The Truck"?

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What, are you kidding?
The Truck, easy.

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He's the eight-year
undefeated kickboxing
champion.

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Can Bruce Lee say that? No.
Bruce Lee is dead.

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Who do you think
would win in a fight,
you or Chuck "The Truck"?

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Hmm.

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That one's probably
a little too close to call.

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Come on.
Steady up.

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Let's not forget
our forms, here.

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This ain't a street fight.
This is Taekwondo.

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Stop throwing wild punches.

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Come on, kicks up.
Come on, not in the face.
Not in the face, okay?

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Okay, good.
Work him. Work him.

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Okay. Kicks up.

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I'm so hungry,
I could eat a grown
man's ass right now.

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Dig in. Dig in.
Let's get to business.

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This wine
is delicious.

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Thank you.

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And let me
just say, Connie,

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that Fred and I are so
happy to have you and
Carlos over for dinner.

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Yeah, usually I don't really
like to have guests around
during the middle of the week,

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you know, when I'm working,
but you guys are cool.

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It's okay for you
guys to be here.

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CARLOS: Thank you.
I think I speak
in Connie's behalf

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when I say that we're both
glad to be here. Right, hon?

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And, Connie, you, I'd like
to thank you very much for
hooking Suze up with a job.

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That was nice of you.

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She didn't hook
me up with a job.

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I just got her the interview.
Suzie got the job on her own.

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So, Carlos, Connie tells me
you're a big-time lawyer.

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Yeah, I just passed
the bar exam,

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and I'm working for Williams,
Williams and Turner.

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And it was all thanks
in part to the G.I. Bill.

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That's great.
And look at you,
Connie, he's quite a catch.

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Suze, why don't you just
chill out for a minute,
stop flirting.

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Connie's sitting
right here next to you.

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I wasn't flirting.

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Carlos, you better watch out!

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I got my eye on you.

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I'm just kidding, dude.
Relax. Take it easy, dude.
I'm joking.

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Oh, shit!

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We forgot to say Grace.

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Close your eyes.
Give me your hands.

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Honey?
Close your eyes.

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Jesus Christ,
we thank you for

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not giving us any diseases
that will kill us

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and for having jobs

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and thank you for this meal
that I bought myself.

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Amen.

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Whether you're interested
in self-defense,

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staying in shape,
or a fun activity
for the entire family,

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Taekwondo America
is just what
you're looking for.

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And that's who trained me.

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And if you so choose,
I could train you as well.

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I could teach
you about strength
that lies deep within.

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I could teach you
how to unlock power,

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I could teach you discipline,
confidence, self-respect.

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Yeah, well,
I just moved to the area,

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and I was looking for
some sort of workout.

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You know,
just to stay in shape.

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Taekwondo's terrific
for keeping in shape,

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but it's also a deadly
serious killing system.

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I mean, it's probably
the best of all martial arts.

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I hear Jujitsu is
really good for balance.

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Jujitsu sucks.

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What you want is Taekwondo.

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It's got everything,
mental, physical...

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That's good, because when
I was in school abroad,
I really got into yoga,

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and that's a lot of breathing
techniques and meditation...

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Meditation's terrific and all,
but never heard of it saving
anyone

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from a gang rape-type
situation.

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Meditate on that. Rape.

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I pride myself on really
being able to read people and

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understand what's
going through their minds.

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And right now, I'm thinking
that you're at about 90%.

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I'd like to show
you something

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that will take
care of that last 10.

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What is it?

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Just a trophy
that I won.

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A little simple token proving
that I'm the champion of
all North America.

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Wow, the North
American Champion?

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Yeah, that's right.
1991 Las Vegas Invitational
Open Sparring Competition.

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Four days of pain and courage,
but I emerged victorious,
of course.

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Back there in the office,
I was beginning to
wonder if this was

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some type of a joke.

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Why don't you ask the guy
who came in second place?

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And, break.
Face your partner.

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ALL: Sir!
Kyungneh!

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Shake hands.

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Okay, rotate.
ALL: Sir!

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All right,
everybody just have a seat
for a second. Have a seat.

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ALL: Sir!

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Now, I'm noticing that a lot
of y'all are just throwing
single kicks and punches.

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What you need to be doing
is follow those through
with some combinations. Okay?

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Let's start with
a simple one, shall we?

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Right hand block,
left hand throws
a distracting back fist,

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number one side kick
followed through with a spin
crescent kick to the head.

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Sound easy enough?
ALL: Sir!

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Okay, let's try it out.
Rick, Marge, hop up.

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MARGE: Sir.

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Okay, Marge,
ready stance.

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Sir.
Okay.

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Rick, we're gonna have
you on the attack first.
Throw a round kick.

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Block with the right,
distracting back fist,

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number one side kick,
and spin crescent kick.

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There we go.
Boom. Got him. Got him.

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Got you, didn't she, Rick?

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No, I was just doing
what you told me to do.

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That's fine. Everyone's
entitled to their opinion.

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Think you can beat
this combination?

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I think Marge and
I know different.
Don't we, Marge?

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Yes, sir.

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Okay.
Let's do this again.

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Marge, ready stance.
Sir.

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Keep your eyes on Rick.

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And don't forget the
distracting back fist.
That's the key.

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Rick, you come
with whatever you got.

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Full contact,
no holds barred, okay?

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I'm gonna warn you,

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I don't think
you're gonna like
how this ends, hotshot.

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Face your partner.
Kyungneh.
Sir.

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Sparring stances.

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Sheejahk!

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(MARGE GROANS)

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(FRED SIGHS)

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She still alive?

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Somebody check
her pulse, please.

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Fuck you!

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What are you doing,
weirdo?

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I just scared
the shit out of you
is what I'm doing.

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No, you didn't!

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You totally thought
you were just
about to get murdered.

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Aren't you even gonna
ask me how my first
day at work was?

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I'm sorry, Your Majesty,
how was your first day
at work?

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Shitty. This Chinese bitch
was trying to start
some shit with me.

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She was trying to give
me shit about making
personal phone calls.

236
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,333
And I was like, "Fuck you,
you stupid fucking bitch!

237
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,467
"I'm on my lunch break!"
Okay, well, my turn.

238
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:08,333
It was pretty cool at work
today because I signed
up a new student.

239
00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:09,900
That's terrific.

240
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:13,167
She was a girl,
this student was a girl,
a new girl I signed up.

241
00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:16,133
And she's kind of cool,
into different stuff.

242
00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:20,233
Into yoga, meditations,
beautiful bodies,
healthy bodies.

243
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,400
So, what,
you're trying to tell me
you like her or something?

244
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:27,833
Why do I... 'Cause of what
I told you about yoga?
Give me a break.

245
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:32,967
No, I'm just telling you
that she just got back
from being abroad, actually.

246
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,933
She was taking
college abroad,
in another country.

247
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,567
She was getting
an education.

248
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,333
So?

249
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:42,733
You might be interested
in a story like that,
a success story like that.

250
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,067
You don't have a degree.

251
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,767
I don't have
a degree myself?

252
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,533
Sweetheart,
I have four degrees.

253
00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:52,067
College degree and a black
belt degree are the same
thing. Yeah, right.

254
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,367
And you know
what I think?

255
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,600
I think someone who doesn't
have a degree at all

256
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,900
should just go ahead and
just keep to what they know.

257
00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,367
Which in your
case is what?

258
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:02,133
Dental, denter...
Dentist assistory,
or something?

259
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,333
Dentistry.

260
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,167
Dentistry? Whatever.

261
00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,100
I can't even believe
that's something that's real.

262
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,900
You know what?
I'm really fucking tired.

263
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,367
I told you I
had a shitty day.

264
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,067
I'm not gonna
play your stupid,

265
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,533
"I'm gonna give you shit after
your first day at work" games,
okay, Fred?

266
00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:19,867
Okay, well, get untired,
because tonight

267
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:22,833
is two-for-one crab legs
at Captain Olanders.

268
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:25,567
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

269
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,600
Buzz.

270
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,967
Stop.
Get you in the knee.

271
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,533
Stop!
Get your face.
Get my own nuts.

272
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,100
Buzz.

273
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,633
That's stupid!
Get me in my balls.

274
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:56,633
Get him in
his balls.

275
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,500
That's stupid.

276
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,167
Those shoes are
pointy as hell.

277
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,667
I know.

278
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,800
They'll beat yours
up in a fight.

279
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:09,133
Those shoes aren't gonna
do nothing to nobody.

280
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:11,533
I'm so glad you got
me out of the house and
brought me here for crab.

281
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:14,767
Oh, look at that. It beeped
once. Does that mean we're
ready? Lookit!

282
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,200
Who's the king
of the demo?

283
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,200
ALL: You are,
Mr. Simmons.

284
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,933
You're all goddamn right.
I am the king of the demo.

285
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,667
One, two, three.

286
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:25,967
(WHOOPS)

287
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,200
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

288
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,833
Now y'all might wanna
watch your heads in
the first row, here.

289
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,500
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

290
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,767
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm playing with y'all.

291
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:40,067
Okay, here we go.

292
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:54,067
(WHOOPS)

293
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,900
How many slices
have you had, Julio?

294
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:03,833
How about,
you've had enough?

295
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:07,067
I'm not gonna sit here
and pay for you to
stuff your face.

296
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:13,333
So, Henry,
how's school been for you?

297
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,933
It's been all right.

298
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,867
Still planning on
going to college?

299
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,233
Yes, sir.

300
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,967
That's okay,
I guess.

301
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,067
Julio, of course,
is up to nothing.

302
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:28,533
You're aware that
I've been grooming
an apprentice here?

303
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:31,967
I mean,
I think that's no secret
to any of y'all, correct?

304
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:36,367
But who's to say that
a general can't groom
two apprentices?

305
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:41,967
So that, in the case
that Apprentice A

306
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,567
can't hold a single goddamn
board steady during a demo,

307
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,433
you got Apprentice B,
the fail-safe.

308
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:51,800
Can you hold a board
straight, Henry?

309
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,067
Yes, sir.

310
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:58,733
I mean, I think as soon as
you get your self-confidence
problem down pat,

311
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:03,567
I think that the future here
at the studio is gonna be
pretty much wide open to you.

312
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:06,700
I got two words
for you, "Demo Team."

313
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,333
Can I be on
the Demo Team, too, sir?

314
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:19,100
I think we're gonna keep you
where you're at, Bruce.

315
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,600
Self-control.

316
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,500
(DOOR OPENING)

317
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,267
Hey.
Hey, what's going on?

318
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:44,167
Nothing.
What are you doing?

319
00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:46,267
Just trying to fix this
little dude on my patch.

320
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,867
His fist looks
like a little nub.

321
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,800
I'm trying to get
the stitching right.
How was work?

322
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,567
It was all right.

323
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:59,233
I made a list of who would
be most likely to go
on a killing spree.

324
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,400
Yeah?

325
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,067
It pissed everybody off.

326
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:05,400
It was actually the
highlight of my day.
It was awesome.

327
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,067
That's cool.

328
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,833
Guess who was the
first one on the list?

329
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,400
Who's that?

330
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,933
You know that girl Jennie
I always tell you about?

331
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,433
Yeah, that fat one?

332
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:14,467
Yeah.

333
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,767
What the fuck is this?

334
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,167
So, anything else

335
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,200
interesting or odd
happening around work?

336
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,067
Nothing... Not too much.
It sucks, as usual.

337
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,467
We had a little office
party the other night.

338
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,867
Okay.

339
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,433
Suze, sweetheart,

340
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:37,100
could you

341
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,233
tell me what
the fuck this is?

342
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:44,800
Or perhaps, like,
what this is?

343
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,767
Because it's my wife's ass.

344
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:49,333
Why are you going through
my fucking work papers?

345
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,267
This kind of looks like
this is my wife's breast,
perhaps.

346
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:52,867
What is this?
It's nothing!

347
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,933
My wife's tits on
a Xerox machine.

348
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,400
And just a bunch of dudes.

349
00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,167
Time of your life.
Who's this?

350
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,067
A dude with his mouth open.

351
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,167
Who the hell is
this fucking guy?

352
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,533
That's my boss.

353
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,400
Mr. Fisher.

354
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,933
Lil' Steve Fisher's dad?

355
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,600
No, my boss.

356
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,367
Lil' Stevie Fisher's dad,
your boss. Great.

357
00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,100
What? What do you
want to know?

358
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,467
What have you been up to?

359
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,533
We just had a party.
Things got out of control.

360
00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:21,767
I really don't know
what else to tell
you besides that.

361
00:19:21,867 --> 00:19:23,700
What? I just need to know
simply what happened.

362
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,667
That's all I'm asking for.
What happened?

363
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,333
Mr. Fisher and I,
we sort of did something.

364
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,833
I got really drunk,
like Myrtle Beach drunk.

365
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,267
What happened?

366
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,700
I gave him a hand job.

367
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,600
You gave somebody
a hand job?

368
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,967
To fit in, to make friends,
you stroked some dude off?

369
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:10,833
I'm just gonna go stay
with my cousin Julie
for a couple of nights.

370
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,300
(YELLING)

371
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,333
Julio, take over.

372
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,067
Okay, let's line up
for forms!

373
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,500
(ALL CLAMORING)

374
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,267
Guys! Stop! We're supposed
to be practicing our forms!

375
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:13,900
Yeah, I'm being
totally disgusting.

376
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,167
And you're just
a goddamn angel,
aren't you?

377
00:21:16,267 --> 00:21:17,900
Okay, yeah,
beautiful mouth.

378
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,833
Yeah, fuck me.
Wonderful attitude.

379
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,400
Wonderful fucking attitude!

380
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,833
I hate you, too!

381
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:26,233
I don't hate you.
Suzie? Suzie? Hello?

382
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,833
God damn it!

383
00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:29,333
You gonna hang up on me?

384
00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:32,300
How about I take my
shotgun and shoot your
fucking tits off!

385
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,067
What are you doing out here?

386
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,367
I don't know, sir.

387
00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,400
How long have you been
standing out here for?

388
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,300
I need to talk to you, Julio.
I need to tell you something
very important.

389
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,067
Man to man, okay?
You listening?

390
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:49,533
Yes, sir.

391
00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:52,467
This world is a dark,
dark forest.

392
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:57,867
And if you open up
a man and look into
most of their hearts,

393
00:21:57,967 --> 00:21:59,800
you'll find disgust and evil.

394
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,833
You hear me?
Yes, sir.

395
00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:05,633
Your own parents,
your mother and father,

396
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:09,233
would slit your throat
just to get ahead.

397
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,700
And when you find a wife,
you watch her.

398
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,233
And you don't believe
a single word she says.

399
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,567
Because, at the core,
people are shit.

400
00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:22,667
The only person that
you can trust is me,
your Taekwondo instructor.

401
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,567
I will never sell you out.

402
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:28,100
Will you ever
betray me, Julio?

403
00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:30,300
No, sir.

404
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,067
I know you won't
because you're loyal.

405
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,200
You're one of my allies.

406
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:36,700
Now why aren't you out
there teaching class,
like I asked you to?

407
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,267
They're not
listening to me.

408
00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:40,100
Who's not listening to you?

409
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,533
Brandon, Tamika
and Lil' Stevie.

410
00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:43,967
Lil' Stevie Fisher?

411
00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:45,200
Yes, sir.

412
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,533
Fisher, okay.

413
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:50,767
All right. We're gonna learn
some lessons today, class.
How about some lessons?

414
00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:52,367
Huh? Huh?

415
00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:56,600
Class, as you notice,
Lil' Stevie has a problem
with his defense.

416
00:22:56,700 --> 00:23:00,400
And that problem is,
he has absolutely no defense!

417
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:04,500
He's weak as hell.
Look at the frustration
in his little Fisher eyes.

418
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,867
Look at him.
He's weak as hell, huh?

419
00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:13,367
Look at that. Now, class,
it's very important to
control your opponent.

420
00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:17,267
Did I get under your skin?
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?

421
00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:19,700
You gonna do something, huh?
What's up?

422
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,867
(FRED GROANING)

423
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,067
(ALL CHEERING)

424
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,233
Illegal contact!
That's illegal contact!

425
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,767
No, it wasn't!

426
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,067
Oh, shit.

427
00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:34,733
You do not hit my kid!
I don't care what he did!

428
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,833
I don't care if he
spit in your face!

429
00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:39,267
Who the hell do
you think you are?

430
00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:41,533
Well, there must...
Maybe we got something
confused here.

431
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,733
Me and Lil' Stevie were
just having a good time.
Isn't that right, buddy?

432
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:44,900
You're an idiot!

433
00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:47,100
Oh, I'm an idiot.

434
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,800
Okay, well, you know what?
I didn't wanna bring this out
in front of everybody,

435
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:52,833
but you're not really
leaving me any choice.

436
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:55,667
I think you need to take
a good look in the mirror,
Mrs. Fisher.

437
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,100
How well do you think
your marriage is going?

438
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,067
How dare you!

439
00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:01,867
You don't even know, do you?

440
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:05,533
What the hell are you
talking about, Simmons?

441
00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:08,833
Office party.
My wife. Your husband.

442
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,733
Mr. Simmons,
my husband is dead!

443
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:22,467
You're making
this really awkward.

444
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,067
Okay, everybody,
it's time for forms.

445
00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:33,367
Derek, you got your cup on?
'Cause I will hit you there.

446
00:24:33,467 --> 00:24:36,467
You're a trainee,
I'm an instructor.
Listen to what I'm saying.

447
00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:40,533
What else you got?
Let me see some moves.

448
00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:44,533
Come on. Weakling.

449
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:49,233
Come on, let's pretend
like we can do something.
Okay, weak.

450
00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:53,067
Come on, get it over!
What's wrong with you?

451
00:24:55,433 --> 00:24:57,567
You're messing...
You're totally messing up!

452
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,767
Whether you're interested
in self-defense,

453
00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:07,200
staying in shape,
or a fun activity
for the entire family,

454
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:10,067
Taekwondo America
is just what
you're looking for.

455
00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:13,133
And that's who trained me.

456
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,567
So, shall I draw
up the contracts?

457
00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:20,133
I don't really know.
It just seems so expensive.

458
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:23,500
Well, you're in luck,
because today we
have a special deal.

459
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,900
It's $19.99 for the
first month, and that
includes a free uniform.

460
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,367
But then it goes
up to $50 a month
after that, right?

461
00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:30,900
Which is also
a terrific deal.

462
00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:33,700
But then you
charge for testings
and sparring gear, right?

463
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,067
I mean, it sounds
great, but it's...

464
00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,433
I don't know,
it just seems too expensive.

465
00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:41,767
Okay, I know what
we're dealing with now.

466
00:25:41,867 --> 00:25:43,333
You're one of
those soft people.

467
00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:45,133
Excuse me?

468
00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:49,567
You're lazy,
and I have a good idea
that, when you came in here,

469
00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:53,067
you had no intentions
upon signing up.
Just wasting my time.

470
00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:55,100
You're a weak person.

471
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,633
I could give you the
confidence you need to
correct the situation,

472
00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:01,067
but I don't know.

473
00:26:01,133 --> 00:26:03,633
Doesn't even seem
like it would
probably take to you.

474
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,433
Thank you for
your time, sir.

475
00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:08,433
Thank yourself.

476
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:11,133
Before you go,
let me leave you
with one thing.

477
00:26:12,867 --> 00:26:18,200
You will always regret this,
and you will never be anything
that's worthy of anything.

478
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:19,600
Fuck you!

479
00:26:20,733 --> 00:26:23,633
Fuck you, you fatass.

480
00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:26,067
If you were in prison,
you'd be raped

481
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,767
because you exude
feminine qualities.

482
00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:31,433
You're also a big
old fat piece of ass.

483
00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,367
Go home,
you piece of shit.
Fuck you!

484
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:37,067
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

485
00:27:07,567 --> 00:27:10,800
Denise, could I see you
in my office for a second,
please?

486
00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:15,300
Denise, you can go
ahead and have a seat.

487
00:27:19,567 --> 00:27:21,433
So how are you doing?

488
00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:23,800
I'm okay.
Class is good.

489
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:26,333
How about life
outside of TKD?

490
00:27:26,433 --> 00:27:29,267
Did my card go through
and everything?
Is it okay?

491
00:27:29,367 --> 00:27:34,067
Listen, I know I seem like
a serious martial artist,

492
00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:36,967
but outside of class,
I like to cut loose.

493
00:27:37,067 --> 00:27:39,800
I like to have a good time.
Have a beer or two.

494
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,067
Go to a musical dance club.

495
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,800
Just kind of really
get down and just...

496
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,500
Kind of just be free.

497
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,900
That's cool.

498
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:51,067
Yeah, it's real cool.
You like to party?

499
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:52,733
We should party
together sometime.

500
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,200
I could give
you a call.

501
00:27:55,733 --> 00:27:58,133
I don't think that
that's such a good idea.
I don't even need to...

502
00:27:58,233 --> 00:28:00,667
We don't even have
to go through the weird
schematics of me asking.

503
00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:04,367
I already got your
number and address
from your registration form.

504
00:28:06,633 --> 00:28:08,233
I don't know.

505
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,400
I know that

506
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,433
you don't really
know a lot about me,

507
00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:16,367
but you're kind of meeting
me at an interesting point
in my life right now.

508
00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:19,567
Me and my wife are
kind of going through some...

509
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:23,633
I don't know, just kind
of an awkward patch.
Just kind of a weird area.

510
00:28:23,733 --> 00:28:26,667
And I'm just kind
of not really sure

511
00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:28,633
if we're gonna make it
to the other side or not.

512
00:28:28,733 --> 00:28:30,767
Sorry about that.

513
00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:32,867
I went through a breakup
about a year ago.

514
00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:36,600
It was really hard,
so I know it can
really tear people up.

515
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,967
Wow. Did you
just feel that?

516
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,067
What?

517
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,867
I mean, we totally
just connected right there.

518
00:28:43,967 --> 00:28:47,167
I mean, it's, you know,
not every day that

519
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:50,433
someone will give me advice
that is just totally dead on.
You know?

520
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:54,667
It just kind of sums up
exactly what I'm thinking.

521
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,967
I appreciate that, Denise.

522
00:28:57,067 --> 00:28:59,533
Thank you very much.
Touch me here.

523
00:28:59,633 --> 00:29:01,300
Let me see your hand.

524
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,667
Okay.

525
00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:03,900
Close your eyes.

526
00:29:05,633 --> 00:29:06,567
You feel that energy?

527
00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,833
No.

528
00:29:08,933 --> 00:29:10,367
It's in here.

529
00:29:12,933 --> 00:29:14,967
I wanna thank you,
Denise, for,

530
00:29:15,633 --> 00:29:17,300
you know, just

531
00:29:18,567 --> 00:29:20,800
having some time for an
old champion like myself.

532
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:22,267
I know I seem like

533
00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,933
I'm invincible and
nothing can hurt me,

534
00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:28,167
but that's not
really the truth.

535
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,400
And it takes a special
person to kind of unlock

536
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,100
the real me.

537
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:39,100
And I feel like, in a way,
that's what you've done here
today with your kind words.

538
00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:43,367
Well, just keep
your head up.

539
00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,333
I'm sure you'll
pull through.

540
00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:47,167
I think I will, too.

541
00:29:47,267 --> 00:29:49,167
I'm already starting
to feel a lot better.

542
00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,300
Just wonderful.

543
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,433
I think I should go.

544
00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:08,567
Yeah, you better go.

545
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,967
Stop!
ALL: Sir!

546
00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,633
Face your partner.
ALL: Sir!

547
00:30:19,733 --> 00:30:22,367
Charyut! Kyungneh!

548
00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:24,000
Shake hands.

549
00:30:25,233 --> 00:30:26,267
All right, rotate.

550
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,400
ALL: Sir!

551
00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:31,733
Face your partner.
ALL: Sir!

552
00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:32,767
Feet together.
Hands by your side.

553
00:30:32,867 --> 00:30:34,167
ALL: Sir!

554
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:35,767
Kyungneh!

555
00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,367
Sparring stance!

556
00:30:37,467 --> 00:30:38,567
(ALL GRUNTING)

557
00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:39,967
And, spar!

558
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,033
Okay, easy, easy!

559
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,500
He won't even fight!

560
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,167
Come on, Henry,
get back in here.
Yes, sir!

561
00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,767
I know you got
more juice than that.

562
00:30:53,867 --> 00:30:56,567
Don't waste your parents'
money being a punching bag.
Ridiculous.

563
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,367
Okay, stop.
Rick. Rick!

564
00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:10,367
Stop! Rick! Break!
Everybody, sit down!

565
00:31:10,467 --> 00:31:12,067
ALL: Sir!

566
00:31:12,133 --> 00:31:15,767
Rick! Buddy, you have
some serious anger issues!

567
00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:19,167
Okay, this ain't therapy.
You're not gonna work that
stuff out here.

568
00:31:19,267 --> 00:31:22,300
Everybody knows Henry's weak
and has a confidence problem.

569
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,433
You're gonna try
to exploit that?
Not in my studio!

570
00:31:25,533 --> 00:31:27,600
50 push-ups. Now!

571
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,333
Yes, sir.
FRED: Count them out.

572
00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:32,867
One. Two. Three.

573
00:31:32,967 --> 00:31:34,967
Count them out. Sir!
Four.

574
00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:38,933
Five, sir!
Six, sir! Seven, sir!

575
00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:42,200
Eight, sir! Nine, sir!

576
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,733
You ought to come
over one night.

577
00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,933
I make a great crusted salmon
with garlic on asparagus.

578
00:31:46,067 --> 00:31:48,233
You cook?
I love to cook!
Oh, yeah, all the time.

579
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,933
Sure. You ought
to come on over.

580
00:31:50,067 --> 00:31:52,567
We'll try perhaps
adding a second entree,

581
00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:55,900
maybe from some place
you've been overseas.
You been anywhere lately?

582
00:31:56,067 --> 00:31:57,767
Actually, I just came back
from the Netherlands.

583
00:31:57,867 --> 00:31:59,433
Oh, really? Well, maybe
we won't deep fry it,

584
00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:02,900
but maybe something
Indonesian from there.

585
00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:05,667
DENISE: So, when do you
think would be good
for us to get together?

586
00:32:05,767 --> 00:32:07,733
MAN: Probably Wednesday night
would be good for me.

587
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:08,867
DENISE: Okay, okay.

588
00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:11,067
Suzie, this is Fred, again.

589
00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:16,500
Maybe some of the stuff
I talked to you about
didn't really get through

590
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,933
because I have not
received one phone
call from you today.

591
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:25,100
To be quite frank with you,
I'm a little ticked off

592
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,633
and pretty much
super pissed, so...

593
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,233
Change it.
Figure out how to
change the situation.

594
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:36,400
I am not comfortable
with where we are and
this not calling back,

595
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,867
and just kind of

596
00:32:38,967 --> 00:32:41,333
with everything that's
going on, you can understand
where I'm at.

597
00:32:41,433 --> 00:32:46,400
So, I need you to call me
back because I am not happy.

598
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:52,067
So, what else?
That's it.

599
00:32:52,133 --> 00:32:55,600
I love you very much,
but I still am pissed.

600
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,367
Okay, have a good night.

601
00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:05,700
Henry, where's your ride?

602
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,333
My mom was supposed
to take me home.

603
00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:10,800
What the hell do
they think this is,
a goddamn day care center?

604
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,233
Go get your shit.
I'll take you home.

605
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,667
You know what
a hand job is?

606
00:33:24,767 --> 00:33:26,533
Yes, sir.

607
00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:31,300
It's when a female
strokes a male's genitalia
till he ejaculates.

608
00:33:33,467 --> 00:33:36,633
That's what
a hand job is, Henry.
Sex 101 for you.

609
00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:39,333
Hmm.

610
00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:42,400
Makes me sick to
my goddamn stomach.

611
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,833
I've been married to this
lady for quite some time.

612
00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:48,067
I mean, this is
my fucking life, dude.

613
00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:50,433
I mean, give me
a goddamn break!

614
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:54,367
I'm married to a goddamn...
Some slut who's gonna jerk
off every motherfucker

615
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:57,567
that knows how to work
a goddamn computer at her
fucking job?

616
00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:59,067
Jesus Christ!

617
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,800
I mean, this is me
talking to you here.

618
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:06,067
I'm in full goddamn control,
and shit like this
can happen to me!

619
00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:08,300
What's gonna
happen to you?

620
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,467
'Cause you sure as hell are
a lot fucking weaker than me.

621
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,467
I don't know, sir.
Yeah.

622
00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:18,700
I bet you your
wife's probably gonna
butt-fuck somebody.

623
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,267
Mr. Simmons, my mom's
probably waiting for me.

624
00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,367
I'm freaking you
out there, kid.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

625
00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:26,433
Let's talk about you.
Wanna talk about you?

626
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,133
Sure.
Yeah.

627
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,867
Why did you start Taekwondo?
How about that? Let's start
with something simple.

628
00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:34,167
I really don't know.

629
00:34:34,267 --> 00:34:35,567
Was it 'cause of bullies?

630
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,933
Sort of.

631
00:34:38,067 --> 00:34:40,333
Bet it was, wasn't it?
I hate that mean shit.

632
00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:42,600
My psychiatrist says
that it's perfectly normal

633
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:46,067
for, you know, a guy
my age to feel isolated...

634
00:34:46,133 --> 00:34:48,067
Oh, motherfucker!

635
00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:50,633
Oh, my God, that's her!
Get down!

636
00:34:50,733 --> 00:34:52,700
That's her.
That's fucking her.

637
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,267
Look at her,
she's with three dudes.

638
00:34:55,367 --> 00:34:58,333
Three goddamn guys.
Look at that guy.

639
00:34:58,433 --> 00:35:02,067
Look at friendly man
opening up the goddamn
door for her.

640
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,500
See how she's
enjoying herself?

641
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,467
I bet you that's him.
I bet that's fucking
Mr. Fisher.

642
00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:08,767
Look at him.

643
00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:10,367
(BURPS)

644
00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:13,100
They look like they're
about to have sex with
her to you?

645
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,633
I don't know.

646
00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:16,533
(EXCLAIMING)

647
00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:18,533
I wanna hear "sir"!
Count them out!

648
00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:20,367
Sir! Sir!

649
00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:22,067
Sir! Five, sir! Six, sir!

650
00:35:22,133 --> 00:35:23,700
FRED: Sir. Get them up!

651
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,100
(PHONE RINGING)

652
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,700
FRED: Anyone else wanna be
a little jerk like Brandon?

653
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,600
Come on, wake up, Pete!
Come on.

654
00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:32,300
Your weakness is
disgusting to me!

655
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,600
Throw a punch that's
gonna do something!

656
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,367
If you don't wanna try,
then just go ahead
and go home,

657
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,733
'cause you're wasting
both of our time here!

658
00:35:37,833 --> 00:35:39,467
I'm trying, Mr. Simmons!

659
00:35:39,567 --> 00:35:41,700
Try harder.
'Cause right now,
you're sucking.

660
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,733
Mr. Simmons,
I gotta pee-pee.

661
00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:45,600
Pinch it off!

662
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:48,433
Pete, what the hell
are you doing?
Get in your ready stance!

663
00:35:48,533 --> 00:35:51,133
Julio! Will you answer
the fucking phone?

664
00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:56,267
You're in charge.
You're in charge.
You're fucking in charge.

665
00:35:56,367 --> 00:35:58,200
You're a champion.
You're a champion.

666
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,067
No, you're a fucking phony.

667
00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:01,600
She gave him a hand job.

668
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:02,900
I'm a winner.

669
00:36:04,067 --> 00:36:07,467
I feel my
fucking power slipping.
My power is slipping.

670
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:10,067
You're fucking pathetic!
You're pathetic.

671
00:36:10,133 --> 00:36:12,233
No, you're fucking cool.

672
00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:13,833
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

673
00:36:13,933 --> 00:36:15,767
I'm a fucking asshole.

674
00:36:15,867 --> 00:36:17,700
They don't know.
They don't know shit.

675
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,067
Confidence, strength.

676
00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:21,067
(SCREAMING)

677
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:23,267
You better keep it together.
You can keep this together.

678
00:36:23,367 --> 00:36:26,100
Strength, virtue.

679
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,333
I can keep this.
I can make this work.

680
00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:30,700
I can hold myself
completely together.

681
00:36:33,367 --> 00:36:35,700
Fuck! Pull it the
fuck together!

682
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,233
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

683
00:36:55,067 --> 00:36:56,933
FRED: I'm sorry, guys.

684
00:36:57,067 --> 00:36:58,500
I just blew it.

685
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:00,833
And it hurts.

686
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,733
I'm so sorry.

687
00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:05,767
(WHIMPERING)

688
00:37:10,267 --> 00:37:11,633
Mr. Simmons?

689
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,700
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

690
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:13,567
Not today, Julio, okay?
Go sit down.

691
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:15,100
Go sit with the kids.
Not today.

692
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,733
Go sit down. Okay?

693
00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:20,567
Everybody paying attention?
Eyes up here.

694
00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:23,433
Got a very special treat
for all you guys today.

695
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:27,400
A close friend of mine,
actually my best friend,

696
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,133
has decided to pay
us a little visit.

697
00:38:30,233 --> 00:38:33,533
This man,
I went to high school with,
I grew up with him,

698
00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:35,967
and we both trained
under Mr. Powers.

699
00:38:37,433 --> 00:38:40,767
I want y'all to give him
the utmost respect,

700
00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:44,200
listen to everything
he has to say,

701
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:47,600
because if you
pay close attention,
y'all might learn something.

702
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,767
Everyone, let's give it up
for Mr. Mike McAlister.

703
00:38:50,867 --> 00:38:51,967
(ALL APPLAUDING)

704
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,833
5%.

705
00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:08,900
5% of all people

706
00:39:09,067 --> 00:39:11,500
who start Taekwondo

707
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,433
actually make
it to black belt.

708
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,333
1%.

709
00:39:19,433 --> 00:39:22,533
1% become fourth
degree black belts.

710
00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:27,500
Mr. Simmons is a fourth
degree black belt.

711
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,367
I'm a fifth degree.

712
00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:34,500
But I don't believe in belts.

713
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,367
Let's break some cement.

714
00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:41,167
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

715
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,767
I'm glad we have
this time to talk.

716
00:40:06,867 --> 00:40:09,167
Right away,
before we go any further,

717
00:40:10,967 --> 00:40:13,967
I wanna establish
a code of conduct.

718
00:40:14,067 --> 00:40:17,767
This trip we're
on is for men,
not little boys.

719
00:40:17,867 --> 00:40:21,233
You guys are gonna
see things that you've
never seen before.

720
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:24,133
And when we get back,
nobody's gonna tattle.

721
00:40:25,867 --> 00:40:27,033
Right, Julio?

722
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:31,133
'Cause I'm gonna do
a lot of bad things,

723
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:35,933
and you guys aren't
going to stop me.

724
00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:37,033
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

725
00:40:39,867 --> 00:40:41,367
You guys ever had sex?

726
00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:42,600
(DOOR OPENING)

727
00:40:45,467 --> 00:40:48,000
Y'all getting to know Mike
pretty good back here?

728
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,133
Why don't you go
ahead and buckle up.

729
00:40:49,233 --> 00:40:50,433
No, thank you.

730
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,667
Okay. You guys, buckle up.

731
00:40:52,767 --> 00:40:55,333
If anybody has
to take a piss,
now is the time,

732
00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:58,333
'cause we're getting ready
to get the H-E double hockey
sticks outta here.

733
00:40:58,433 --> 00:41:00,600
FRED: I mean, Julio,
give me a break.

734
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,767
I mean, it's obvious that
Chuck "The Truck" would win

735
00:41:02,867 --> 00:41:05,067
in a fight
against Jeff Speakman.

736
00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:07,367
I mean, Kenpo is the shittiest
of all martial arts.

737
00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:09,233
I mean, it's two
freaking sticks.

738
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,900
It's just ignorant
to think otherwise.
Plain ignorant.

739
00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:14,067
Check this out.

740
00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,367
What you got?

741
00:41:15,467 --> 00:41:18,533
Oh, no, you did not!
Oh, my God!

742
00:41:19,533 --> 00:41:21,567
It's Mike's band,
Sexual Warriors.

743
00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:23,533
These guys are
totally awesome.

744
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,567
(BIZARRE MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO)

745
00:41:33,133 --> 00:41:35,567
FRED: This is great.
This sounds so professional.

746
00:41:36,367 --> 00:41:38,900
Wow, man. You did this?

747
00:41:39,067 --> 00:41:40,667
Oh, my God.

748
00:41:40,767 --> 00:41:44,100
How much longer?
Hurry up.

749
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:48,200
When I told y'all to take
pees before we left,
I was serious about that.

750
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:52,167
I mean, I gotta take a shit,
you don't see me out here
acting like an animal.

751
00:41:52,267 --> 00:41:54,567
Missing valuable
expo time right now.

752
00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:57,900
Probably already sold
all the good throwing stars.

753
00:42:02,433 --> 00:42:05,633
This is gonna be so awesome.
God, look at all this
Truck stuff!

754
00:42:06,467 --> 00:42:08,567
Hey. It's $5 a ticket.

755
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,500
Okay. Y'all got your money?

756
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,100
I'm not paying for you guys.

757
00:42:14,433 --> 00:42:16,100
There you go.
Thanks.

758
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,500
MAN: There are many
pressure points in the body.
Some can cause extreme pain.

759
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,733
Such as here.

760
00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:21,500
(GROANS)

761
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,300
Another that can cause
a person to pass out.
Please listen carefully.

762
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,400
This move takes
years of practice.

763
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:30,067
If you do it too fast
or in the wrong place,

764
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,700
you can actually cause
your partner's death.

765
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,900
We have booths
set up in the corner
for our schools...

766
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,867
Fucking amateurs.

767
00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:54,933
ANNOUNCER: And now,
we have a special
treat for everyone!

768
00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:57,800
This is what you've
all been waiting for.

769
00:42:57,900 --> 00:43:01,700
Seven-year undefeated
Open Sparring Champion,

770
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,667
world record Board
Breaking Champion,

771
00:43:04,767 --> 00:43:07,433
the star of 7 Rings of Pain,

772
00:43:07,533 --> 00:43:10,267
Parts I, II,  and III!

773
00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:14,067
I know him! You know him!

774
00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:18,067
We're downtown, y'all!
Let's get loud!

775
00:43:18,133 --> 00:43:19,733
Please welcome

776
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:22,800
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace!

777
00:43:23,533 --> 00:43:25,333
(WHOOPING)

778
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,633
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

779
00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:49,267
Break that shit!

780
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,100
Oh, my God!

781
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,500
(CROWD CHEERING)

782
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,300
Is this what you want?

783
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,733
There you go, buddy.

784
00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:17,967
WOMAN: Thanks, Chuck.

785
00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:24,167
Mr. Wallace, Fred Simmons.
Pleasure to meet you.

786
00:44:24,267 --> 00:44:28,267
This is Mike McAlister,
and these are
some of my students.

787
00:44:28,367 --> 00:44:32,200
I gotta tell you,
I consider myself to be
a master of the demo,

788
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,200
and I really haven't
seen anything like

789
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:36,900
what you just showed
everyone in this room.

790
00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:38,733
I mean, that was
really powerful stuff,

791
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,300
and, you know,
I was blown away.

792
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,700
Cool. Thank you.

793
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,267
I own a karate school,
Taekwondo school,

794
00:44:44,367 --> 00:44:47,433
and I just think
that my students
would really love it

795
00:44:47,533 --> 00:44:49,567
if maybe you wanted
to come down for
their testing next month.

796
00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,867
Why don't we not
talk business now.

797
00:44:53,467 --> 00:44:57,200
You and your boys,
why don't you
come by my suite?

798
00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:01,600
Room 624. Just come there
later tonight and
we'll hash this all out.

799
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,067
FRED: Are you serious?

800
00:45:04,067 --> 00:45:05,067
Believe it.

801
00:45:05,167 --> 00:45:06,967
Wow.

802
00:45:07,067 --> 00:45:10,400
Definitely. We'll definitely
come by and...

803
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,767
To your hotel room?
Sure.

804
00:45:11,867 --> 00:45:13,267
Oh, my God.

805
00:45:14,533 --> 00:45:16,967
You think that I
could get an autograph?

806
00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,933
You're my favorite
movie star.

807
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,400
Julio, where's that money
your mom gave you?

808
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,767
I spent it all.

809
00:45:25,867 --> 00:45:27,467
You spent it on junk?

810
00:45:27,567 --> 00:45:29,300
I spent it on a weapon.

811
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:31,967
(WHISPERS) God.

812
00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:36,967
I'm about to shit my pants!
This is so fucking awesome!

813
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:39,833
Goddamn! Look at Julio.
He's not even excited.

814
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,367
(WHOOPING)

815
00:45:47,267 --> 00:45:48,600
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON STEREO)

816
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,067
Be cool, all right?

817
00:45:55,867 --> 00:45:57,333
You guys on the list?

818
00:45:57,433 --> 00:46:01,133
Yeah, we're guests
of Chuck "The Truck" Wallace.

819
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,133
Chuck, do you
know these guys?

820
00:46:05,233 --> 00:46:07,500
Hey, demo man!

821
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,567
Y'all bring some hot chicks?

822
00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:15,833
Not really.
Just my buddy Mike,
and Henry and Julio. And me.

823
00:46:16,867 --> 00:46:18,967
Then get the fuck
out of here.

824
00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:24,200
I'm kidding!
Come on in! Come on in!

825
00:46:33,567 --> 00:46:36,933
How's it going, ladies?
This is a beautiful town.

826
00:46:37,067 --> 00:46:38,767
We're really
enjoying ourselves.

827
00:46:38,867 --> 00:46:41,767
Guys, you look great tonight.
Perfect.
You throw a good party.

828
00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,100
(CHUCK SNORTING DRUGS)

829
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,100
Hey.

830
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,800
Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.

831
00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,667
See that?
This guy sucks
with the leg work.

832
00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,900
This guy is defenseless.

833
00:46:54,067 --> 00:46:56,800
Arms crossed. Trapped.

834
00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:59,533
And you're just handsome.

835
00:46:59,633 --> 00:47:02,300
Good God,
you're handsome, my boy.

836
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,500
To life! Fuck it!

837
00:47:09,067 --> 00:47:10,933
Okay. Oh, shit.
Oh, that's cool.

838
00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:13,100
Oh, shit. Okay.

839
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,267
Hold up, dude.
You got an ID?

840
00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:19,300
It's all right,
I'm with Mr. Simmons.

841
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,967
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
But I don't know
who the fuck that is.

842
00:47:22,067 --> 00:47:24,733
Y'all know Mr. Simmons?

843
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:28,733
Hey, you should check out
getting a fake ID.

844
00:47:28,833 --> 00:47:30,300
You know what that is?

845
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,733
No, what?

846
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,600
You're a douche.

847
00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:34,967
(SNIGGERING)

848
00:47:39,233 --> 00:47:41,167
Where'd you get
the beer, Fred?

849
00:47:41,267 --> 00:47:44,100
Somebody left it in the
bathroom, but it tastes fine.
It's fine.

850
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,133
Cage match,
me and a silverback gorilla.

851
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:52,167
I'm not really
feeling this party.

852
00:47:52,267 --> 00:47:54,200
You know,
just not really coming
off like I planned.

853
00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:56,333
I mean, just a little
disappointed.

854
00:47:58,533 --> 00:48:00,733
Chuck, he hasn't even
said anything
about the demo yet.

855
00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:02,200
It's like he
doesn't even care.

856
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:04,567
Plus, he obviously
likes you more than me.

857
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,700
MIKE: Perhaps you should
go speak with him about it.

858
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,767
You think so?
Just go and talk to him?

859
00:48:11,867 --> 00:48:13,633
Definitely.
What do you have to lose?

860
00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:16,133
How's my shirt look? Fine?

861
00:48:16,233 --> 00:48:17,667
Looks absolutely beautiful.

862
00:48:17,767 --> 00:48:19,367
Thank you.
Okay, here I go.

863
00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:23,767
Come on, man, isometrics!

864
00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:26,633
Animals don't lift weights.

865
00:48:26,733 --> 00:48:28,333
And animals are strong.

866
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,500
Who wants to see me
with my shirt off?

867
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,233
(ALL CHEERING)

868
00:48:45,967 --> 00:48:47,967
Your body looks
great, Chuck!

869
00:48:50,067 --> 00:48:51,567
Looking good.

870
00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:52,933
Thanks.

871
00:48:54,367 --> 00:48:55,433
Fag.

872
00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:56,567
(ALL LAUGHING)

873
00:49:13,767 --> 00:49:17,267
* In your twisted reality

874
00:49:17,367 --> 00:49:21,433
* Your mind don't
throw no tricks at me

875
00:49:22,767 --> 00:49:26,600
* You're just a kid
in grownup clothes

876
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:30,900
* A shit-eating baby
from your head to your toes

877
00:49:31,067 --> 00:49:32,500
* You dumbass

878
00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:38,500
* You ugly fucking jerk

879
00:49:43,233 --> 00:49:45,467
* You fucking asshole

880
00:49:48,767 --> 00:49:50,733
* And you're ugly as hell

881
00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,533
Fuck!
MAN: Armand!

882
00:49:56,633 --> 00:49:59,333
Motherfuck. Armand,
are you all right? Armand!

883
00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:02,233
You just killed
fucking Armand,
you motherfucker!

884
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,567
Oh, Christ. This is
The Truck's party, guys.

885
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:06,167
We can't be fighting.
What the hell are
you doing, Henry?

886
00:50:06,267 --> 00:50:07,367
You're a bunch of
fucking assholes!

887
00:50:08,767 --> 00:50:10,967
Julio, Jesus Christ, dude!

888
00:50:11,067 --> 00:50:12,500
Fuck it, get ready!

889
00:50:20,733 --> 00:50:22,500
What?

890
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,433
You think it's cool just
to come into my party

891
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,633
and beat up the band?

892
00:50:32,633 --> 00:50:34,433
I think that's cool as shit!

893
00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:38,267
Armand, Emmanuel, get up.

894
00:50:38,367 --> 00:50:40,467
Bring these boys some beers.

895
00:50:40,567 --> 00:50:43,367
They've earned them.
And you know what?

896
00:50:43,467 --> 00:50:46,967
That little
karate testing thing,
I'm gonna do it.

897
00:50:47,067 --> 00:50:48,400
For real?
Yeah.

898
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,233
You'll come to the school
and do the testing?

899
00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:51,600
Oh, yeah.

900
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:54,700
God damn!
That's awesome, Chuck.
Thank you very much.

901
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,467
'Cause I like you,
10 grand.

902
00:50:57,567 --> 00:50:59,233
Ten grand.

903
00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:00,967
I don't really have
that kind of money.

904
00:51:01,067 --> 00:51:02,067
It's a friend price.

905
00:51:02,133 --> 00:51:03,267
A friend, huh?

906
00:51:03,367 --> 00:51:05,067
Let's party, people!
Come on!

907
00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:06,600
(MUSIC PLAYING)

908
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:18,400
* Little by little I'm losing
My love for you girl

909
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:25,300
* It doesn't pay a lot
For me to replace you

910
00:51:28,867 --> 00:51:33,367
* We talked and talked until
the days turned black, girl

911
00:51:35,567 --> 00:51:39,700
* Just come on, no surprise,
I'm turning my back *

912
00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:08,500
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

913
00:52:47,733 --> 00:52:49,833
Everything changes
starting today.

914
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:54,967
Today, I'm gonna teach
y'all about your forms.

915
00:52:55,067 --> 00:52:59,433
If y'all would like to
get to your next belt,
which I'm assuming you would,

916
00:52:59,533 --> 00:53:01,233
you're gonna have to
know these things correctly.

917
00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:03,367
This is kind of rushed.

918
00:53:03,467 --> 00:53:06,067
We only got two
weeks until the testing.

919
00:53:06,133 --> 00:53:10,833
A lot of y'all know I've
had some personal stuff
happening with me,

920
00:53:10,933 --> 00:53:13,400
and, you know,
kind of threw me
for a loop there.

921
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,100
I got weak for
a little bit of time.

922
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,233
Just about that little bit.

923
00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:20,167
But now we need to
put that behind us.

924
00:53:20,267 --> 00:53:22,233
We need to step
up to the plate.

925
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:24,167
We need to accept
what's in front of us,

926
00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:26,167
and we just
need to go for it.

927
00:53:26,267 --> 00:53:28,333
This testing is
humongous for us.

928
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,467
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace
is gonna be there.

929
00:53:31,567 --> 00:53:32,800
(ALL CHEERING)

930
00:53:34,467 --> 00:53:36,667
We're in the spotlight.

931
00:53:36,767 --> 00:53:38,500
It's our time to shine.

932
00:53:39,867 --> 00:53:42,367
Think y'all are
ready for this?
Think you can handle it?

933
00:53:42,467 --> 00:53:44,233
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!

934
00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:46,600
I didn't hear you.

935
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:50,400
I said, do you think
y'all can handle this?

936
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,233
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!

937
00:53:53,433 --> 00:53:55,833
Let's begin, shall we?

938
00:53:55,933 --> 00:54:00,100
The name of your
form is Chon-Ji.
It has 19 movements.

939
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,067
The yellow belt represents
the earth in which
the plant takes root.

940
00:54:04,167 --> 00:54:06,100
Do-San is a pseudonym
for the patriot.

941
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,800
Hung Chung-ho!

942
00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:10,167
The green belt signifies
the plant's growth

943
00:54:10,267 --> 00:54:12,767
as the skill of
Taekwondo develops!

944
00:54:13,733 --> 00:54:15,733
The blue belt
signifies the sky.

945
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,300
Toi Gai is the pen name
of noted scholar Yee Wong.

946
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,433
The name of the form
is Hwa-Rang.

947
00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:27,067
Red belt means danger.
It cautions the student
to use control.

948
00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:28,900
One! Two!

949
00:54:29,533 --> 00:54:31,333
Tight fist. Tight fist.

950
00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,733
Blocks up. Keep them up.

951
00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:36,367
One! Two! One! Two!

952
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,833
Good form, Bruce. One!

953
00:54:38,933 --> 00:54:40,400
Keep your fingers
together, Rick.

954
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:41,667
Two!

955
00:54:41,767 --> 00:54:43,067
One!

956
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:45,433
Two! Three!

957
00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:46,567
Four!

958
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:56,800
Keep your stance.

959
00:54:59,067 --> 00:55:00,333
Hiyah!

960
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,100
Hiyah!

961
00:55:56,267 --> 00:55:58,167
What are you doing here?

962
00:55:58,267 --> 00:55:59,700
I'm so stupid!

963
00:56:01,767 --> 00:56:03,067
What happened?

964
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,533
Those assholes fired me.

965
00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:09,900
So, I mean,
what are you doing here?

966
00:56:11,467 --> 00:56:13,800
You're my rock.

967
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:17,067
I realized that I
need your confidence
and your strength.

968
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,600
Because I'm so strong.

969
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:20,767
Yeah.

970
00:56:20,867 --> 00:56:22,867
That's why you're
coming back to me,

971
00:56:22,967 --> 00:56:25,167
because you've realized
how strong I am.

972
00:56:27,067 --> 00:56:29,800
I mean, I know I may seem
like I'm the strongest man

973
00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:32,133
that you've ever known
before or ever met,

974
00:56:32,233 --> 00:56:35,067
but the fact of
the matter is that

975
00:56:36,133 --> 00:56:39,067
I'm penetrable, you know?

976
00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:42,233
I have a human heart
that ticks under here and...

977
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,067
I know. I'm so sorry.
You make me feel safe.

978
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:47,333
Who doesn't wanna
feel safe, you know?

979
00:56:47,433 --> 00:56:49,633
But I got to feel safe, too.

980
00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:52,633
And in order for
that to happen...

981
00:56:53,567 --> 00:56:56,333
I could be the bigger man,

982
00:56:56,433 --> 00:56:58,700
but you're gonna have
to be the smaller woman,
to some extent.

983
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,100
I know. I will.

984
00:57:03,967 --> 00:57:05,833
I just need
you to say it.

985
00:57:06,367 --> 00:57:07,733
I love you.

986
00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:09,833
Not that.

987
00:57:10,967 --> 00:57:12,100
I'm sorry.

988
00:57:12,933 --> 00:57:14,200
Not that, either.

989
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,067
Let's just not say anything.

990
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:29,133
You took your shoes off.

991
00:57:29,233 --> 00:57:32,467
I don't ever
wanna disrespect you
in your house again.

992
00:57:36,767 --> 00:57:38,833
Don't you ever
disrespect me.

993
00:57:48,767 --> 00:57:51,067
There's not really
an easy way to
put this, but...

994
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:55,100
What me and you had?
It's no more.

995
00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,633
It's over with now.

996
00:57:58,767 --> 00:58:00,567
I know this is gonna be
hard for you to take,

997
00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:04,233
but I think you might just
wanna take a moment
and just let it soak in.

998
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,900
Just take it.

999
00:58:13,467 --> 00:58:15,300
Mr. Simmons,
I really need to go
practice my forms.

1000
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,733
I'm patching things
up with my wife,

1001
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:20,933
and it really is
probably not gonna work

1002
00:58:21,067 --> 00:58:24,700
if a former flame of mine
is taking class here.

1003
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,700
So, unfortunately for you,
I'm tearing up your contract.

1004
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,633
You're kicking
me out of class?

1005
00:58:29,733 --> 00:58:31,200
That's one way
of looking at it.

1006
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:33,433
Or you could look
at it the way I do,

1007
00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:36,633
which is that we
were just two stars

1008
00:58:36,733 --> 00:58:39,400
kind of moving
through the space

1009
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:40,800
and we kind of
found our own path.

1010
00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:42,767
This is ridiculous!
You're ridiculous!

1011
00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:46,267
Okay. Let's not
ruin the memories.
Just be nice.

1012
00:58:46,367 --> 00:58:48,200
There's no
reason to get nasty.

1013
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,800
(DOOR CLOSING)

1014
00:58:51,067 --> 00:58:54,567
Well, I rebuilt the engine
about a year ago.

1015
00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:57,133
New tires, new brakes.

1016
00:58:57,233 --> 00:59:00,667
Gotten this baby up to 157
on the open highway,

1017
00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:03,067
plus there were
2,000 rpm's left.

1018
00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:06,867
It's a very special car.
It means a lot to me.

1019
00:59:06,967 --> 00:59:10,233
And sure I wanna sell it,
I wanna get rid of it,

1020
00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:13,067
but that doesn't mean
I'm gonna unload it
on any little yahoo

1021
00:59:13,167 --> 00:59:16,467
that comes in
here off the street,
thinking this car's neat-o.

1022
00:59:16,567 --> 00:59:18,133
I wanna check
your credentials.

1023
00:59:18,233 --> 00:59:19,967
I gotta know what
kind of man you are.

1024
00:59:20,067 --> 00:59:23,500
Why don't you tell me
a little bit about yourself?

1025
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,200
Well, I've always wanted
to drive a car like this,
since I was a teenager.

1026
00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:29,867
I've got two kids,
and I've got
debt up to my ass.

1027
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:34,267
My wife said she'd divorce me
if I wasted my money on this.

1028
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:38,100
I don't care.
I want it, anyway.

1029
00:59:40,233 --> 00:59:42,167
I hear what
you're saying.

1030
00:59:42,267 --> 00:59:44,767
And I like it.
You got yourself a deal.

1031
00:59:48,067 --> 00:59:49,167
A toast.

1032
00:59:50,633 --> 00:59:52,967
Here's to finding
our footing again.

1033
00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:58,067
To traveling along paths that
we think are the right paths,

1034
00:59:58,167 --> 01:00:00,400
but end up not
being the right paths,

1035
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:03,667
but discovering the path
we were on originally was
perfect for us.

1036
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:07,100
And to the magic
that lies in
each of our souls

1037
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,500
that can create love

1038
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,833
and cherishness

1039
01:00:13,667 --> 01:00:14,900
forever.

1040
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,833
So that's my office in there,
where I do a lot of my work.

1041
01:00:39,933 --> 01:00:42,200
If you don't mind,
I'm just gonna
introduce you to everybody.

1042
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:43,800
They'll get
a kick out of this.

1043
01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:48,300
Everybody!
We've a special guest today
all the way from Hollywood.

1044
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,033
I'd like you to meet
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace,
everybody.

1045
01:00:52,133 --> 01:00:56,067
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah, give him a hand.
Wonderful, wonderful.

1046
01:00:56,167 --> 01:00:58,767
Go on with what you're doing.
Go back to what
you were doing.

1047
01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:01,867
As you can see,
I kind of run
the gambit here.

1048
01:01:01,967 --> 01:01:04,633
I teach everything
from little guys,
little kindergartners,

1049
01:01:04,733 --> 01:01:07,067
to senior citizens.
It's not a big deal.

1050
01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:10,233
Raul, you think you wanna
show The Truck your 360?

1051
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,700
Check this out. Watch this.

1052
01:01:12,567 --> 01:01:13,400
Look out.
What you think about that?

1053
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,600
That's great.

1054
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,167
Good job, Raul. Good job.

1055
01:01:16,267 --> 01:01:17,767
Hey, you got that money?

1056
01:01:17,867 --> 01:01:22,067
Yeah. A business man.
I can appreciate that.
I'm a businessman myself.

1057
01:01:22,167 --> 01:01:24,333
The money's actually
back at my house.

1058
01:01:24,433 --> 01:01:27,400
I had to sell my car for it,
but anything for you is cool.

1059
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,933
I don't give a shit.

1060
01:01:29,067 --> 01:01:30,433
We'll just go
back to my house.

1061
01:01:30,533 --> 01:01:32,700
Mitchell, you wanna
meet The Truck?

1062
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,467
You wanna shake
The Truck's hand?

1063
01:01:34,567 --> 01:01:37,333
Mitchell here
was a basket case
till I got a hold of him.

1064
01:01:37,433 --> 01:01:40,700
Now he's dressing sharp,
making good grades,
slaying the ladies.

1065
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,367
Come on. Don't be shy.
Shake The Truck's hand.

1066
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:47,067
Hey, can we get
the fuck outta here?
I'm shitfaced.

1067
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:48,800
Yeah, yeah.
You go back to your stuff.
Yeah, that's totally fine.

1068
01:01:50,733 --> 01:01:52,900
Here we are.
This is the master bedroom.

1069
01:01:53,067 --> 01:01:54,700
This is where I
usually sleep,

1070
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,400
but you can
sleep here tonight.

1071
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,800
Me and Suze are
just gonna go ahead
and crash on the couch.

1072
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:02,567
So, you know,
feel free to spread out,
do whatever you want to.

1073
01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:04,567
Cool.
It's up to you.

1074
01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:08,567
My wife decorated this room.
It kind of has like
a Myrtle Beach theme.

1075
01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:11,567
She's really
into dolphins.
Chuck?

1076
01:02:11,667 --> 01:02:15,300
My wife has beautiful taste.
She pretty much
decorated everything.

1077
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,433
Speak of the devil,
there she is now.
Home from work?

1078
01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:18,967
Hey.

1079
01:02:19,067 --> 01:02:21,067
Why don't you hop on up
and meet our guest here?

1080
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:27,467
This is Chuck
"The Truck" Wallace.
Chuck, this is my wife Suze.

1081
01:02:27,567 --> 01:02:29,167
Pleasure.
Nice to meet you.

1082
01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:31,133
What a charmer
this one is, huh?

1083
01:02:31,233 --> 01:02:33,533
She'll probably never
wash her hands again,
I swear to God.

1084
01:02:33,633 --> 01:02:35,500
That's how she
is with stars.

1085
01:02:39,433 --> 01:02:42,067
Some party you're
having here, Salazar.

1086
01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:44,833
Guess my invitation
got lost in the mail.

1087
01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:56,300
Look at that. Look at that.
What a coincidence that is.

1088
01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:00,400
AXE: Unfortunately for you,
I've got an ax to grind.

1089
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:03,200
This is great.
This is absolutely terrific.

1090
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:06,400
You know,
I got my beautiful wife here,
I love you, Suzie,

1091
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,867
and my best hero.

1092
01:03:08,967 --> 01:03:11,067
You mind if I call you that,
"my best hero"?

1093
01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:13,167
Let's stick
with Chuck.

1094
01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:15,467
I just feel so lucky
right now. I really do.

1095
01:03:15,567 --> 01:03:19,500
This is a moment I would like
to just have last forever.

1096
01:03:22,367 --> 01:03:24,500
Well, I gotta go
ahead and make tracks.

1097
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,867
I gotta go teach Taekwondo.

1098
01:03:26,967 --> 01:03:30,333
So, if y'all are set here,
everybody's feeling
comfortable and stuff...

1099
01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:32,867
Just make yourself at home.
Do whatever you need to do.

1100
01:03:32,967 --> 01:03:35,167
I'm gonna go
teach the young ones.

1101
01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:40,533
I'll be back shortly.
Be good, okay?

1102
01:03:40,633 --> 01:03:42,167
And have fun.

1103
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,133
(DOOR CLOSING)

1104
01:03:45,233 --> 01:03:48,067
Don't worry,
we're friends till the end.
The bitter end.

1105
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:09,767
You ready for tomorrow,
Bruce?

1106
01:04:09,867 --> 01:04:11,533
Damn right, sir.

1107
01:04:11,633 --> 01:04:12,833
Think you owe me 10 bucks.

1108
01:04:12,933 --> 01:04:14,067
Yes, sir.

1109
01:04:18,833 --> 01:04:20,467
You got a ride home?
Yeah, I do.

1110
01:04:20,567 --> 01:04:21,733
Perfect.
Thank you.

1111
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:22,667
Have a good night.
Get some rest.

1112
01:04:22,767 --> 01:04:23,867
You, too.

1113
01:04:33,133 --> 01:04:34,600
CHUCK: Say it.
SUZIE: I love you.

1114
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,933
Say it again.
I love riding The Truck.

1115
01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:39,933
Come on, say it louder.

1116
01:04:40,067 --> 01:04:43,167
I love riding The Truck!
Oh, that's good.

1117
01:04:43,267 --> 01:04:44,467
There you go.

1118
01:04:44,567 --> 01:04:45,933
What the hell, Suzie!

1119
01:04:46,067 --> 01:04:47,467
SUZIE: Holy shit! Fred,
what are you doing home?

1120
01:04:47,567 --> 01:04:49,233
What the hell
is going on?

1121
01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:50,867
FRED: You're gonna
do this to me again?

1122
01:04:50,967 --> 01:04:52,900
SUZIE: It's nothing.
It didn't mean anything!

1123
01:04:53,067 --> 01:04:54,867
Oh, God, baby,
it's not what you think!

1124
01:04:54,967 --> 01:04:56,433
You were fucking him!
We were just talking.

1125
01:04:56,533 --> 01:04:57,800
Yeah, talking!

1126
01:04:57,900 --> 01:04:59,367
Guys, come on,
it's just sex.

1127
01:04:59,467 --> 01:05:02,367
No. This is it!
I've about had enough of you!

1128
01:05:02,467 --> 01:05:04,267
I was excited to come home
and just hang out with you,

1129
01:05:04,367 --> 01:05:05,967
and I come home
and I see this!

1130
01:05:06,067 --> 01:05:07,833
Baby, it didn't mean anything!
He's a movie star!

1131
01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:09,267
I know he's a movie star!

1132
01:05:09,367 --> 01:05:11,167
I'm the one who got him
to come here for my
fucking testing!

1133
01:05:11,267 --> 01:05:13,500
Listen, let me just
talk about this.
Can we go outside?

1134
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,700
We're gonna go outside,
all right. We are definitely
going outside.

1135
01:05:30,967 --> 01:05:33,367
I always told people
we'd never fight.

1136
01:05:33,467 --> 01:05:36,833
I was so goddamn excited
when you agreed to
come to my testing.

1137
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,867
I know you're a warrior,
so I'll give you

1138
01:05:39,967 --> 01:05:43,067
the basic right of stretching
before our battle.

1139
01:05:43,133 --> 01:05:45,967
But besides that,
I ain't gonna give you shit.

1140
01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:49,500
Not mercy.
Not even forgiveness.

1141
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,600
Let's hurry up and do this.
I gotta get back to
fucking your wife.

1142
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:54,100
What did you just say?

1143
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,367
I said, "Let's
hurry up and do this..."

1144
01:06:00,067 --> 01:06:01,900
That was stupid.

1145
01:06:02,067 --> 01:06:04,433
Get ready to get
run over by The Truck.

1146
01:06:14,300 --> 01:06:15,500
That shit barely
even hurt me, dude.

1147
01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:22,467
Okay. Okay.

1148
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:32,467
All that and my shirt's
still tucked in. Pathetic.

1149
01:06:33,767 --> 01:06:35,767
How about this?
Shit.

1150
01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:37,633
Motherfucker. Goddamn.

1151
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,633
Hurts a lot more when
it's not for points.

1152
01:06:47,067 --> 01:06:49,267
Come on. Come on,
big boy. Come on.

1153
01:06:49,367 --> 01:06:51,233
All right,
you motherfucker.

1154
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,133
How about that?
How about that, huh?

1155
01:07:07,067 --> 01:07:09,467
Take that, you adulterous
motherfucker, you.

1156
01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,200
What you got now?
Got any left inside of you?

1157
01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:21,700
Oh, God. Oh.

1158
01:07:22,933 --> 01:07:25,100
You motherfucker!
You spit on me!

1159
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:29,300
I told you.
Is this worth $10,000?

1160
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,833
You're such a fucking
dick sucker! God!

1161
01:07:32,767 --> 01:07:34,067
Fuck you!

1162
01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:35,500
What the fuck?

1163
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,633
Fuck you!

1164
01:08:10,967 --> 01:08:12,533
(AIRHORN SOUNDING)

1165
01:08:45,533 --> 01:08:48,233
Mr. Powers, I'm Mark Love.
Good to see you.

1166
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,933
We have seats at
the Judges' Table
for all of you.

1167
01:08:50,067 --> 01:08:51,133
Where's Mr. Simmons?

1168
01:08:51,233 --> 01:08:52,400
He's on his way.

1169
01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:15,233
Everybody,
line up for forms!

1170
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,667
Where's Mr. Simmons?

1171
01:09:16,767 --> 01:09:18,900
I said, "Line up!"

1172
01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:20,367
ALL: Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

1173
01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:42,367
Today, you will be testing
for your new belt.

1174
01:09:42,467 --> 01:09:45,700
Mr. Simmons isn't here,
so I'll be running
the testing today.

1175
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,533
Does anybody have
a problem with that?

1176
01:09:47,633 --> 01:09:49,067
ALL: No, sir!

1177
01:09:49,133 --> 01:09:51,500
I didn't hear you!
Does anybody have
a problem with that?

1178
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,167
ALL: No, sir!

1179
01:09:53,267 --> 01:09:54,633
Show me a ready stance!
ALL: Sir!

1180
01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:56,400
Somebody really
beat him up.

1181
01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:06,500
Sorry I'm late.
Where are we?

1182
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,900
This looks bad,
Mr. Simmons. Bad.

1183
01:11:09,067 --> 01:11:10,900
Julio, where are we?

1184
01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,900
We're done,
you understand me?

1185
01:11:13,067 --> 01:11:14,633
JULIO: Red belts still
have to do their sparring.

1186
01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:17,733
Thank you, Julio.
You're a good instructor,
buddy.

1187
01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:18,900
Thanks, Mr. Simmons.

1188
01:11:20,433 --> 01:11:21,800
You're forgetting
your place here, Fred.

1189
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:23,067
Fuck off.

1190
01:11:25,733 --> 01:11:29,067
Good morning, everyone,
and welcome to our testing.

1191
01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,567
I'm okay. I'm all right.

1192
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:34,567
Had a little
accident last night,
but I'm doing okay.

1193
01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:38,733
Rick, Henry,
line up for sparring.

1194
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:48,367
Face your partner!

1195
01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:50,600
Kyungneh!

1196
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,933
Rick, bow!

1197
01:11:54,533 --> 01:11:55,767
Sparring stances!

1198
01:11:58,667 --> 01:12:00,433
Sheejahk!

1199
01:12:18,133 --> 01:12:19,200
Fred, you need
to make them stop.

1200
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,600
Let them go.

1201
01:12:21,533 --> 01:12:23,100
Somebody's gonna get hurt.

1202
01:12:58,333 --> 01:12:59,833
(ALL CHEERING)

1203
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,767
Stop! Rick!
Henry! Stop!

1204
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,167
Henry, 25 push-ups
for going too hard.

1205
01:13:20,933 --> 01:13:22,500
(ALL CHEERING)

1206
01:13:39,733 --> 01:13:41,733
Mr. Wallace,
it's an honor to meet you.

1207
01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,833
Yeah, well,
I'm a man of my word.

1208
01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:47,133
Mr. Simmons,
what are you doing?

1209
01:13:47,233 --> 01:13:49,167
You think Mr. Wallace
is so freaking cool.

1210
01:13:51,867 --> 01:13:54,333
I'm sorry about this,
Mr. Wallace.
Let me get some...

1211
01:13:54,433 --> 01:13:56,467
Now, let's just
all settle down.

1212
01:13:56,567 --> 01:13:58,067
Apparently, he's had
some trouble at home.

1213
01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,167
That concludes our
testing for today.

1214
01:14:00,267 --> 01:14:02,633
Now, stick around
because we have a
special demonstration

1215
01:14:02,733 --> 01:14:04,933
from the legendary
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace.

1216
01:14:12,233 --> 01:14:13,233
Shit.

1217
01:14:17,133 --> 01:14:19,367
Jesus, baby,
you look terrible.

1218
01:14:19,467 --> 01:14:23,233
Well, that's because
I got into a fight because
of you and your ways.

1219
01:14:28,067 --> 01:14:29,967
Look, I know this
has been hard on you.

1220
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,700
This has been so hard on me.

1221
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:35,967
Let's just forget
about all this.

1222
01:14:36,067 --> 01:14:39,633
Let's just start over,
put everything behind us
and just start brand new.

1223
01:14:39,733 --> 01:14:41,233
Just let bygones
be bygones?

1224
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:44,100
Yeah.

1225
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:47,133
You can go and have
a little hand
job party at work,

1226
01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:50,867
and then have
sexual intercourse
with the hero of my life,

1227
01:14:50,967 --> 01:14:53,467
and then 'cause
it doesn't work out
the way you want it to,

1228
01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:55,833
you're just gonna come back
to me and everything's
gonna be hunky-dory.

1229
01:14:55,933 --> 01:14:57,833
Do you wanna know
why I cheated on you?

1230
01:14:58,833 --> 01:14:59,733
Hmm?

1231
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:04,100
Take a good look in
the fucking mirror.

1232
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,733
You wear this piece
of shit outfit for real!

1233
01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:10,067
This isn't a uniform,
this is a costume!

1234
01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:13,200
You're the king of the
dumbest fucking kingdom!

1235
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:16,133
I want you to take a good look
at that ring on your finger,

1236
01:15:16,233 --> 01:15:17,833
and then take
a good look at me!

1237
01:15:17,933 --> 01:15:20,567
And you tell me,
are you really ready
to give this up?

1238
01:15:22,667 --> 01:15:24,533
Let me think about
that for a second.

1239
01:15:26,767 --> 01:15:28,433
Okay, I've thought
about it.

1240
01:15:28,533 --> 01:15:30,800
And I think my
answer to that question

1241
01:15:31,767 --> 01:15:33,633
is gonna have to be,
"Fuck you."

1242
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:35,767
Fuck me?

1243
01:15:35,867 --> 01:15:38,200
I don't care if you
wake up in a ditch

1244
01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:42,233
with grown men shitting
on you and jumping on
top of your head.

1245
01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:46,067
Maybe your nose will turn
into a big old dick and you
can stroke that all the time.

1246
01:15:46,133 --> 01:15:49,233
I hope your hair turns
into dog shit one day.

1247
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,733
You wake up and you
run your comb through it,

1248
01:15:51,833 --> 01:15:54,067
and all that it is,
is little trundles
of dog shit.

1249
01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:58,067
The worst shit that
you could imagine.

1250
01:15:58,933 --> 01:16:00,200
AIDS.

1251
01:16:01,867 --> 01:16:04,700
It's cool. Everything comes
around, sweetheart.

1252
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:09,967
What are you doing?

1253
01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:17,867
I'm relieving myself.

1254
01:16:19,067 --> 01:16:20,067
Jesus!

1255
01:16:26,133 --> 01:16:28,100
(ALL CHEERING)

1256
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:29,733
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1257
01:16:49,133 --> 01:16:50,367
Turn that shit off.

1258
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:52,833
Track number three, Julio.

1259
01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:12,867
So it begins.

1260
01:17:20,567 --> 01:17:21,433
Go!

1261
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:31,333
(ALL CHEERING)

1262
01:17:33,067 --> 01:17:35,400
ALL: (CHANTING)
Chuck The Truck!
Chuck The Truck!

1263
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,900
Chuck The Truck!
Chuck The Truck!

1264
01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:53,967
(ALL CHEERING)

1265
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:58,533
ALL: (CHANTING)
Chuck The Truck!
Chuck The Truck!

1266
01:17:58,633 --> 01:18:01,067
Chuck The Truck!
Chuck The Truck!

1267
01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,333
Chuck The Truck!
Chuck The Truck!

1268
01:18:03,433 --> 01:18:05,067
Chuck The Truck!
Chuck The Truck!

1269
01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:44,100
ALL: (CHANTING)
Simmons! Simmons! Simmons!
Simmons! Simmons! Simmons!

1270
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:00,967
Henry Harrison.

1271
01:19:03,867 --> 01:19:04,933
Thank you, sir.

1272
01:19:06,233 --> 01:19:07,433
(APPLAUDING)

1273
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:12,300
Well, that concludes
our awards ceremony.

1274
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:16,133
But before y'all leave,
there's one
further announcement.

1275
01:19:16,233 --> 01:19:20,200
Mr. Roy Powers was very
impressed with our testing

1276
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:23,067
and he has decided
that our school

1277
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,267
will be implementing
a student oath.

1278
01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:30,433
He has chosen me to be
the architect of this
document.

1279
01:19:33,267 --> 01:19:37,200
I will now read to you
the new student oath
for the first time.

1280
01:19:46,767 --> 01:19:48,967
Student oath! Begin, sir!

1281
01:19:50,267 --> 01:19:53,633
"I shall observe
the tenets of Taekwondo!

1282
01:19:53,733 --> 01:19:57,567
"I will always
obey my instructor
and senior students!

1283
01:19:57,667 --> 01:20:00,667
"I will never
misuse Taekwondo!

1284
01:20:00,767 --> 01:20:04,500
"I will be a champion
of freedom and justice!

1285
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:09,033
"I will always be
righteous and help build
a more peaceful world!"

1286
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,567
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1287
01:20:36,733 --> 01:20:38,433
* Oh, baby, come on now

1288
01:20:39,367 --> 01:20:40,200
* Oh, not like that

1289
01:20:42,133 --> 01:20:43,833
* I don't even know that girl

1290
01:20:46,167 --> 01:20:47,533
* No, she's nothing to me

1291
01:20:49,767 --> 01:20:51,033
* Come on, listen to me

1292
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,033
* She's not even that pretty

1293
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:08,367
* If you ask me again
I'll tell you I didn't do it

1294
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:13,067
* Well, that's my story
and I'm sticking to it

1295
01:21:15,067 --> 01:21:17,333
* Oh, Mr. Officer

1296
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,967
* That's not mine

1297
01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:25,100
* Hey, I didn't know
this was our property

1298
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:46,500
* If you ask me again
I'll tell you I didn't do it

1299
01:21:47,967 --> 01:21:51,333
* Yeah, that's my story
and I'm sticking to it

1300
01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:01,067
* Does it really matter
to you?

1301
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:04,933
* You're on a one-way road

1302
01:22:06,067 --> 01:22:08,333
* There's only one way to go

1303
01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:24,467
* If you ask me again
I'll tell you I didn't do it

1304
01:22:26,167 --> 01:22:29,400
* Yeah, that's my story
and I'm sticking to it

1305
01:22:30,667 --> 01:22:34,433
* Well, that's my story
and I'm sticking to it *

1306
01:22:42,067 --> 01:22:45,700
(MAN SOBBING)

1307
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:46,967
(PUNCHING)