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The following programme contains
strong language and violent scenes.

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'People I'd love to kill:'

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'Manspreaders.'

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I mean... yeah.

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That's what he said to me.
'Donna in the minimarket...'

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Just saying!

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'..who is never happy to help.'

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Got an alligator in your garden,
- then what?
- Oh-

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How big is it?
'Norman from work...'

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No, I can't put that
on the front page.

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'..for failing
to acknowledge my potential.'

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'Jeff from work...'

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'..for having
zero spatial awareness.'

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Night!

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'Actually, everybody at work.'

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'People who have sex with you,

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and then then only reply
to your texts with emojis.'

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'My sister Seren
for leaving me on read,

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on my phone
and in my life in general.

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Our mum for leaving

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and forgetting
to tell us where she went.'

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'And forever at the top of my list...

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...Julia Blenkingsopp...'

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Did you hear Rhiannon died?
Awww

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No, I- I didn't...

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'..who subjected me to a relentless
campaign of psychological abuse,

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eroding my self-worth
and general context in the world.'

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Oh my God, do you smell that?
It smells like decay!

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She's so weird!

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'Julia Blenkingsopp

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for making me pull so much of my
hair out that I had to wear a wig.'

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'Julia Blenkingsopp

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for turning me into a ghost...'

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'..making me forever invisible
and afraid.

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'And I'd kill my dad...

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'..for dying

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and leaving me
to deal with everything alone.'

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Dad?!

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Da... Nur- Nurse!

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Nurse! Excuse me!

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I pulled out the wire.
You prick!

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Nah, you're too easy.

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You alright?
Yeah.

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Right...

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Got you some bits.
Yessss!

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Give me my... knife, would you?

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Here. Here you go.

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Thanks. What happened there?

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Ah, just... tea.

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Jeff, er, bumped into me.

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It was an accident.

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You let people take the piss.

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You need to learn to...

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stand up for yourself.
I know.

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Don't just say you know. Do it.

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I'm serious, Rhiannon.

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Don't let people walk all over you.

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Make 'em see you, how you are.

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How special you are.

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Just be more...

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Are you trying to kill me?

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You sound worse.

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Has anyone been in to see you today?

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I told you, someone will be with you

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as soon as they're available.
Excuse me?

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Come on!
It will take you two minutes!

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Sorry, can I...
This isn't good enough.

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I pay for your fucking wages!
Oh, can I have a raise, then?

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My mate wants a mini trifle, so he
should get a mini fucking trifle!

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Don't speak to me like that, sir.
Sorry, I- I just need, um...

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Hey! I'm talking to you.

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Hi, excuse me.
Fine! I'll do it myself, then.

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'And myself...'

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You can't go in there!
My dad... erm...

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'..for being so helpless
without him...'

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He's crashing...

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'..letting him down... again.'

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'People I'd love to kill:'

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'Everyone.'

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♪ Swallow my tongue back of my throat

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♪ Like it's finite

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♪ Only so long I can chew
'Til I choke

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♪ Hide in plain sight

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♪ What have you done? My rabbit run

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♪ Caught in the headlights

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♪ And I'm bigger

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♪ Now

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♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh

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♪ So say my name
Like I'm ten feet tall

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♪ Bow your head like I'm royal

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♪ And every day that I get older

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♪ Bow your head like I'm royal

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♪ I guess my blood's running colder ♪

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You look nice.

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Tommy will be so missed,

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and not just by the people

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whose extensions he didn't finish
before he fell ill.

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Ooh. What time do you call this?

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As I was saying,
Tommy will be missed.

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-  Hi.
- But he'll be
missed most by his family.

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I thought you weren't coming.
Flight was delayed.

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...daughter Seren,
mother to his only grandchild, Noel,

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son-in-law Xavier,

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daughter and carer Rhian...

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That's not my name.
Shh.

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...and not to mention
his dedicated employees,

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Andrew, Craig, and Shaun,

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whom he saw as family,

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and all the other friends,
colleagues and clients

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who have come to say goodbye
one final time.

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And now, to play Tommy out of this
life and onto whatever awaits,

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is a cover of a song
by his favourite artist,

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Bruce Springsteen,

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because Tommy was a "Boss" too.

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Literally.

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He ran a limited company
and employed three other people.

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I told him to say that.

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Tommy, this one's for you,

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carefully chosen by...

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...Rhian.

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♪ Hey, little girl,
Is your daddy home?

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♪ Did he go
and leave you all alone?

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♪ I got a bad desire...

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It's actually quite nice.

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♪ I'm on fire...

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He said he'd haunt me if I didn't.

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♪ Tell me now, baby,
Is he good to you?

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♪ And did he do to you
the things that I do?

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♪ Oh, I...

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♪ I can take you higher

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♪ Oh, oh, I'm on fire ♪

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Thank you.
Oh. Er... Thank you.

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Sorry for your loss.
Very sorry.

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Thank you.

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Thanks.
So sorry, Rhian.

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Er, it's actually... Rhiannon.

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Yeah.

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♪ GIN WIGMORE: New Rush ♪

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What is she doing here?

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She moved back.
She wanted to pay her respects.

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♪ I step on you

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♪ To sip on fire

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♪ I got this feeling
That I can't go back

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♪ I got this feeling
That I can't go back

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♪ I burn my eyes... ♪

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Erm, excuse me?
Oh, hi.

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There are a lot of dirty glasses
on our table.

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Oh... OK.

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Erm...

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Hi, Aunty Brenda, it's...

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Rhiannon, Tommy's daughter.

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Oh. Are you the one
that lives in France?

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No, that's Seren.

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I'm just... here.

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So, you don't work here?

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No.

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She doesn't work here.
Oh no.

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Oh! Sorry.
Woah! Steady on.

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Oh, hi.
Oh... hi.

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Hi.
Er...

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It was really nice of you to come.

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No, yeah. Like, obviously...

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You know, Tommy was, like...

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Yeah.

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Anyway...
So, how have you been?

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Sorry, what was that?
Sorry. Just asking how you've been.

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Uh, I'm...

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I'm pretty sad, actually.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, me too.

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Anyway, erm... It's good to see ya.

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Yeah.
I should deliver these.

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Er, maybe we could get coffee
or something sometime.

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Yeah...

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Yeah, OK.
I mean, you got my number, so...

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Oh, yeah. But, um...
I don't know if it's working.

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Does it end in 274?

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Yeah, that's the one.
Cool.

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Do you want anything? Sure.

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At school, she made me think I'd died
and was just a ghost in uniform.

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Uh? What's that?
Nothing.

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I should... It was good seeing ya.

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Bye.

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You alright?
Mmm.

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Here we go. Cheers.
Cheers.

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Cheers.
Cheers, mate. Yeah.

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Sorry.

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I got them to do
mini Scotch eggs especially.

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I only eat meat
when I'm menstruating.

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Oh. Come on, it's a special occasion.

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Rhiannon, can you stop
waving meat in my face?

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Oh, sorry.
Didn't see you.

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There are, like,
zero vegetarian options.

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Who the fuck eats iceberg lettuce?

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You should have a word
with whoever did the food.

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Looks like an impoverished
child's birthday party.

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Yeah. Rhiannon, did you even
send them my dietary requirements?

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Oh my God! Hi!

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It's been so long, hasn't it?

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I mean,
I haven't seen you since school.

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So long ago.

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We're all so different now,
aren't we?

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So, how are you?
What you been up to?

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Rhiannon?

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My dad died.

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

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What?

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Pidge wants some chipolatas.

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Excuse me.

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Stop being weird.

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Were you just gonna go?

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I did look for you.

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Well, it was nice to catch up.

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Yeah,
I haven't seen the girls for ages.

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They're all going for
a reunion drink at SQR tomorrow.

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You should go.

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Are you joking?

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What?

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She pretended not to recognise me.

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Julia?

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Maybe she didn't.

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Yeah. Right.

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Rhiannon...

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We need to sell the house.

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And the business, probably.

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What?

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I... But I- I live in the house.

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There are other houses.

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But this is Dad's house.

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Seren, it... Our home!
You could always buy me out.

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With what?
I'm an admin assistant.

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A bag of stationery?

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Well, Xav and I
wanna buy a place, so...

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Well, why don't you move back?
You could move back in.

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And then we could all be,
like, a little family.

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It won't be just Tink and me.
Are you serious?

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Well, where would I go?

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All of Dad's stuff-
Sorry, it's happening.

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I've got an estate agent.
Julia's doing it.

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No. Seren!

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Yes.
Rhiannon, she's doing us a favour.

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Her new place doesn't normally
take anything under half a mil.

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Seren, you can't let her.

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Let's talk about it later, yeah?

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I'll ring you.
Seren, please. I'll sort it.

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Bye.

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OK.

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This could be a good thing for you.

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A new start.
What? Dad's dead!

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I know.

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He was my dad too.

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You need to get over
this Julia thing.

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Go to SQR. You might have fun.

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♪ LADYTRON:
Destroy Everything You Touch ♪

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'People I'd love to kill:

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Julia Blenkingsopp...

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...for getting to live the perfect
life when she ruined mine,

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and now coming back
to do it all over again.'

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♪ Destroy everything you touch today

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♪ Destroy me this way

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♪ Anything that may desert you

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♪ So it cannot hurt you

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♪ You only have to look behind you

264
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,440
♪ At who's underlined you

265
00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:01,280
♪ Destroy everything you touch today

266
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:05,040
♪ Destroy me this way ♪

267
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,360
Tink, come here.

268
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,280
♪ LABI SIFFRE:
Crying, Laughing, Loving, Lying ♪

269
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,320
♪ Crying

270
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:29,200
♪ Crying never did nobody no good,
No how

271
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,120
♪ That's why

272
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:42,040
♪ I don't cry...
What?

273
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,920
♪ That's why

274
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,520
♪ I don't cry ♪

275
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,000
Morning.

276
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,200
I'm back.

277
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,880
'People I'd love to kill:

278
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,200
My colleagues

279
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,040
for failing to notice
there's been a woman-sized hole

280
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,760
on reception for the last ten days.'

281
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,680
'My dad

282
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,440
for saying
I should stand up for myself,

283
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,480
and then dying, so now I have to.'

284
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,240
Do I need pet insurance? No!

285
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,040
'My boss, Norman...'

286
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,360
Cos I don't have any pets.

287
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,640
'..for only seeing me
as a coat rack...

288
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,800
...when I could be so much more.'

289
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,160
Ooh!
Can I get a word, Norman?

290
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,960
Oh, uh, that's not for me. I was...

291
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,320
Er, yeah. S- Yeah.

292
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,520
Erm, what can I do for you?

293
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,520
I'd like to be considered
for the junior reporter position.

294
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,840
Please.

295
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,240
OK, erm...

296
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,280
Wasn't expecting that.

297
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,880
Erm, what's brought this on?

298
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,480
I've been here a while now,

299
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,560
and I thought it was time
for a change,

300
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,840
so here is my CV for your perusal.

301
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,800
Ooh...
Well, you said when I started

302
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,880
there would be scope for progression,
and, erm...

303
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,400
I haven't actually, uh, progressed.

304
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,000
But I'd like to.

305
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,800
You don't have to read it now.
Yeah.

306
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,920
Well, I've read it.
It's quite short.

307
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:29,120
I've been working on some story ideas
that could be good for us.

308
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,080
Erm, for example,

309
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,840
someone found
a perfectly preserved cat

310
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,800
in the Carndell flats redevelopment.

311
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,720
I thought it could be a good,
er, human-interest story.

312
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,600
Or, erm...

313
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,840
there's a residents' meeting
happening next week

314
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,240
about the surgery closures.
I could cover that?

315
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,320
OK. There's- There's more if you...

316
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,560
The thing is, sweetpea,

317
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,000
I don't really see you in editorial.

318
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,760
Well, cos I'm not there yet.

319
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,200
You know?

320
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,480
I'm over there,
but I'd like to be... there.

321
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,600
And Jeff is...

322
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,720
just great.
Yeah!

323
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,680
But, as junior reporter, I could
focus on engaging my demographic.

324
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:21,080
Mmmmm... It's just,
you don't have the, um...

325
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,000
..to be, erm...

326
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,320
You know? You're a bit...

327
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,920
"Ooh-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la, ooh."

328
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,360
And you need to be "Argh!"

329
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,120
So, the question I would ask is,

330
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,920
"Do you have that killer instinct

331
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,760
to, er, do that?" You know, the job.

332
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:48,480
Well, maybe not now, but I can learn.

333
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,080
Well, y- you do that.

334
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,600
And then we'll talk.

335
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,360
Good?

336
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,120
Was there something else?

337
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,960
Erm... no.

338
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,400
Thank you.

339
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,880
Oh!
Would you put these in the, er...

340
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,000
recycling on your way out?

341
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,360
Fuck.

342
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,720
Hi. Sorry.

343
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,040
Is this...?

344
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,480
Are you- Are you reception?

345
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,120
Erm...

346
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,000
Administrative assistant.

347
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,680
Ah, sorry.

348
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,360
I'm AJ.

349
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,680
Pierce.

350
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,520
Here- Here to see Norman.

351
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,880
That's a serious bit of kit
you got there.

352
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,560
Perfect for all those...

353
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,680
administrative emergencies.

354
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,840
There's nothing in here.

355
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,680
Erm...

356
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,240
Hi!

357
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,880
I can just go through.
No! Sorry, he...

358
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,160
He likes me to call th-
Anthony, son, get over here!

359
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,720
Thank you.
Fuck am I for, then?

360
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,840
Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

361
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,600
Oh, er...

362
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,320
Uh, Rhiannon.

363
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,560
Thank you, Rhiannon.

364
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,120
Oh, that... that's fine.

365
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,160
You couldn't do us some teas,
could ya, sweetpea?

366
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,920
Heeeyyy!

367
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,800
How's your mum?

368
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,800
Erm-
Saw her in the garden the other day.

369
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,480
Lovely top she had on.

370
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,760
She's always so well turned out,
isn't she?

371
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,680
Fuck!

372
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,480
Thanks for coming in.

373
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,240
What? No, thank you.

374
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,560
Uh, a minute of your time, folks!

375
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,360
I'd like to introduce you to AJ!

376
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,680
Hello.

377
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:24,120
AJ will be our new junior reporter
from tomorrow.

378
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,800
Heh-heh-hey!
What?

379
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,080
Be nice to him. Not too nice.

380
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,760
Lana, I know what you're like.

381
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,480
Lock up your daughters!

382
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,760
Er, no, lock up your notepads.

383
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,120
And your mum!

384
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,320
His mum's lovely.
Yeah.

385
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,560
Anyway, welcome.

386
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,200
And, er, I'll show you out.

387
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,840
That- That's out.

388
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,320
Yeah.

389
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,240
That was mine.

390
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,280
What's the fucking point?

391
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,880
'People I'd love to kill:

392
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:22,080
This fucking nepo-baby who thinks
he's entitled to everything,

393
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,240
including my job.'

394
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,680
Ah!

395
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,160
Jesus, fuck!

396
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,120
Oops, sorry! I was just...
What are you-

397
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,080
Shat myself!
There's, um...

398
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,280
Uh, a form.
A form?

399
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,480
Yeah, like, a new employee form
to fill out.

400
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,480
Oh.
And I don't have your email, so...

401
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,760
OK.
That's why I'm here.

402
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,680
Can I have it?
Yeah.

403
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,200
Er...

404
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,800
I think, uh...

405
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,240
I think Norman already has it,
but...

406
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,000
Er, there you go.
Thanks.

407
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,600
Y- You must really like your job.

408
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,920
Or I must really hate it and need an
excuse to get out of the office.

409
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,720
Erm...

410
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,680
This is gonna sound weird, but...

411
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,200
...did I take your job?

412
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,880
Well, it's not my job, is it?

413
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,760
It's your job, so...

414
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,920
OK...

415
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,920
So, congrats!

416
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,880
Bye!

417
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,720
Bye...

418
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,720
Are- Are you OK there?

419
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,400
Yeah.

420
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,880
Alright.

421
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,320
Missed you.

422
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,800
Fuck's sake!

423
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,200
Ow!

424
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,720
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

425
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,160
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

426
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,840
No, no, no!

427
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,160
Tink!

428
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,080
Tink...

429
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,920
"Veuillez laisser
votre message apres le bip."

430
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,120
Hey, Seren.

431
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,520
I hope France is good.

432
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,440
Tink's dead now too.

433
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,360
She's dead.

434
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,080
And I, um...

435
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,520
Please don't sell the house.

436
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,760
Seren, please!

437
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,840
It's my home!
She can't take this too!

438
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,840
And you can tell Julia

439
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,960
to just leave me alone!

440
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,080
I don't want her in the house.
I don't...

441
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,320
I don't want her here.

442
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,160
And Dad wouldn't want it.

443
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,800
And he said I need to stop
letting people take the piss.

444
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,280
So, you can just tell her
to just fuck off!

445
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,760
She is not gonna ruin my life again.

446
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,640
Actually, I'll tell her.

447
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,720
♪ SUGABABES: Round Round ♪

448
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,360
♪ ..nobody, got my honeys

449
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,040
♪ When I go round, baby, round, round

450
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,840
♪ Spinnin' out on me

451
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,960
♪ I don't need no man...

452
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,800
♪ Round, round, baby, round, round ♪

453
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,200
♪ SPICE GIRLS:
Who Do You Think You Are ♪

454
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,120
Julia.

455
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,520
Julia!

456
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,520
Oh, Rhiannon!

457
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,040
I didn't see you.
What are you doing here?

458
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,760
Stop it. OK?

459
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,520
Stop what?

460
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,480
♪ The race is on
To get out of the bottom...

461
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,080
Are you OK?
Do- Do you need a drink of water?

462
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,240
No, I don't need a drink of water!

463
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,240
I need you to stay out of my house!

464
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,360
OK? I don't want you in it!

465
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,920
Oh, babe.

466
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,120
You need to sort this out
with your sister.

467
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,720
I'm just doing this for Seren.

468
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,560
Why me, Julia?

469
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,200
Sorry?

470
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,600
Stop pretending
that you don't know what you did!

471
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,840
I've no idea what you're talking ab-
You ruined my life!

472
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,120
♪ Swing it, shake it, move it...

473
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,800
I don't know who I am!

474
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,240
You- You made me nothing!

475
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,800
And you're back,
and you're doing it again now.

476
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,720
You're selling my house,
you killed my dog!

477
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,720
My life is shit because of you.

478
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:38,840
So just stop. OK? Stop!

479
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,280
Babe, I'm not in your life.

480
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,000
So all the shit, that's on you.

481
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,160
You didn't exist to me then.

482
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,840
And you don't now.

483
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,360
You're delusional.

484
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,400
It's like you're obsessed with me.

485
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,120
It's fucking creepy!

486
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,360
♪ I don't know

487
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,560
♪ Who

488
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,520
♪ Do you think you are?

489
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,280
You're not still doing that,
are you?

490
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,600
Bedtime, I think, Rhiannon.

491
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,880
What's going on, babe?

492
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,840
Oh, nothing.

493
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
You made me this way.

494
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,720
♪ You have got to reach on up

495
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,760
♪ Never lose control ♪

496
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,640
She was like that at
school, always making stuff up.

497
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,400
I think she's just lonely.

498
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,920
It's shit without you.

499
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,080
Oh!

500
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,800
What the fuck?!
Woah!

501
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,480
Didn't see ya!

502
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,320
Woah, what the fuck?

503
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,240
Do you see me now?

504
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,560
I'll fucking end you,
you stupid bitch!

505
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,520
You fucking cut me!

506
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,960
My fucking shirt! I love this shirt!

507
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,840
Oh, you're fucked!

508
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,160
You are so fucked!

509
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,920
You are so fucking-

510
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,480
Do you see me now?

511
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,440
Do you... see me... now?

512
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,600
Do you see me now?

513
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,880
♪ SLEIGH BELLS: Kids ♪

514
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,680
♪ It was a Wednesday,
I got the Kool-Aid

515
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,600
♪ I hear my diction,
Talking to my baby

516
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,880
♪ I wanna feel the ocean,
Put on my sunset lotion

517
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,840
♪ And see the sun glow,
Water flow in slow motion

518
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,880
♪ I got a beach chair,
I see the blonde hair

519
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,680
♪ Pick up my feet there,
I feel the cool air

520
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,520
♪ The breeze is nice now,
I'll tell you right now

521
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,080
♪ I sip my Kool-Aid,
I'm feeling better now

522
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,760
♪ Uh, did I ever need a vacation?

523
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,880
♪ Just need to get away for a while

524
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,440
♪ Wait, did I forget my sunglasses?

525
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,920
♪ Nope! Got 'em

526
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,880
♪ I paint my nails pink
There in the sand dome

527
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,800
♪ I hear the ozone
Calling on my radio

528
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,880
♪ I see a young boy
There on the rope swing

529
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,840
♪ He gets a nosebleed ♪

530
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,880
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