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BATMAN:
Gotham City after midnight.

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All the good people of Gotham
are snug in their beds.

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But there are still plenty of other things
up and about...

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...plotting, planning, scheming,
lurking in the shadows.

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Cat, rats...

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...and bats.

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[SCREECHES]

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You're giving bats a bad name, Man-Bat.

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[GRUMBLES]

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Jewel theft isn't your style.

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Who put you up to this?

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[LAUGHlNG]

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My robo-penguin.

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Penguin. You just had to get
your filthy flippers on all this ice.

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SUPERMAN:
Ha, ha. "lce."

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Diamonds are ice
and penguins live on icebergs. Ha!

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BATMAN: That voice. The Penguin
has enlisted the help of the alien?

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I always knew the most powerful man on
the planet would turn up in Gotham one day.

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And as power tends to corrupt all men...

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...I see the Superman is no different.

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Ha, ha. l didn't know
you were such a kidder.

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I'm not here to help the Penguin.
No, no. l've come to introduce myself.

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And lend a helping, neighborly hand,
of course.

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I don't need help,
not with a little fish like Penguin.

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-Aah!
-Or with Joker.

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[RUMBLlNG]

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[JOKER LAUGHING MANlACALLY]

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The Joker is here. How did you--?

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I don't need your x-ray vision
to see that evil is always lurking nearby.

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Well, so Flash, Wonder Woman,
Aquaman, Cyborg...

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...and a bunch of us superheroes
are forming a justice league.

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And we were thinking
since you're kind of a superhero too....

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A superhero club? Seriously?

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For an all-powerful alien,
you think like a small-town farm boy.

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Uh, Man-Bat is--

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I am perfectly capable
of handling all of this by myself.

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[JOKER CONTlNUES LAUGHING]

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Do you want me to melt that thing down
with my heat-vision?

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Really, it'd be no trouble.

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Huh? Oh.

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[JOKER SHOUTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[SHOUTS]

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I told you to stay out of it.

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Oh, sorry.

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And as for your club...

47
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...I, Batman, will never join
the Justice League.

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Is that clear enough?

49
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All right. Fine, Batman.
You don't have to shout.

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I do have super-hearing, you know.

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[GROANlNG]

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Uh-oh.

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[GRUNTS]

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ALFRED: If l may say so, sir,
Superman seems like a splendid chap.

55
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Perhaps you should reconsider
joining his Justice League.

56
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You forget, Alfred, l work alone.

57
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I am a shadow.
Protector of all, but friend to no one.

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[ALL SLURPlNG DRlNKS]

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I am a solitary spirit of vengeance
who walks the night alone and--

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[SlGHS]

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Still no information
about the disappearance of Superman.

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Metropolis is panicking.
Crooks are escaping justice.

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Hundreds of cats are stuck in trees.
Superman, we need you.

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I may not trust this alien,
but when the Man of Steel goes missing...

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...I wanna know why.

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Criminals across the globe
have ample reason to take out Superman.

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Or worse, turn him against us.

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But how can I scour the entire planet
for clues? Ugh.

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I hate to do it, but I have no choice.

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Hey, wow, Batman.
Are you calling about joining the league?

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No. I'm calling because Superman
has mysteriously disappeared.

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He could be anywhere,
which means we have to search everywhere.

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So-- Are you even listening to me?

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Of course. And l'm painting.

76
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I find this kind of hobby really helps me
slow down and appreciate life.

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It's called multitasking.
Anyway, I'm happy to help.

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Fine. l'm sending you my coordinates.

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-How soon can you--?
-I'm ready now.

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Look, l just painted this for you.
It'll really brighten up the cave.

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[SNORING]

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MAN:
Wakey-wakey, Superman.

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Hey. Where am l?

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Come out of those shadows
and show yourself.

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[GRUNTING]

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MAN: Ha, ha. You just got your hands
on Kryptonite-laced cell bars.

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You're my prisoner. There is no escape.

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[MAN LAUGHlNG MANIACALLY]

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Anything to report, Flash?

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Nothing in China.

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Nothing in Switzerland.

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Nothing in Mexico, amigo.

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But check it out, partner.
I started doing landscapes.

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Ice on the pyramids.
That can only mean one thing...

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...your old nemesis, Captain Cold,
is up to no good.

96
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Yep. Captain Cold is right there
zapping that ancient ruin thingy.

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BATMAN:
An obelisk.

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Whatever it is, he's not gonna get it.

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Flash, wait.

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[SHOUTS]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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[GROANlNG]

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[LAUGHlNG]

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Ow!

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Grr! I'll fix you, Batman.

106
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[SHOUTlNG]

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-Flash!
-See, Bats?

108
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If you were in the league,
it could be like this all the time.

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[GROANS]

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Ha, ha. You shouldn't talk while driving,
speedster.

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Now, quit it.

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[GROANS]

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No more Batarangs. No more Batarangs.

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[CAPTAlN COLD LAUGHING]

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Flash!

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That ought to help cool your heels
while l make off with the obelisk.

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[SHOUTS]

118
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What? But how?

119
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Naturally, you couldn't know
that I was wearing...

120
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...my special super-thermal-heated
over-underwear.

121
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Then l'll turn your brain
into a frozen slushie.

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BATMAN: Good thing Flash's super friction
melted this sand into highly reflective glass.

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Hmm.

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Hmm. Strange. Atlantean hieroglyphics.

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Gone.

126
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Looks like l'm forced to make another call.

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AQUAMAN: You called the right
undersea monarch, Batman.

128
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I'm not just a member of the Justice League--
Which you really ought to join by the way.

129
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,128
--I'm also the king of Atlantis, you know?

130
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Wanna find out anything about my realm?
I'm the guy to talk to.

131
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So you've mentioned, Aquaman.
Repeatedly.

132
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[RADAR BEEPlNG]

133
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I've got strange energy readings
at 1 0 o'clock.

134
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AQUAMAN: lt's my old foe Black Manta
trying to steal that pitchfork thingy...

135
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...from a statue of some old sea god
or something.

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-The sacred trident of Poseidon?
-Yes. That's it. Ha, ha.

137
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I knew that. We have a lot of gods.

138
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Put down that pitchfork-- Trident. --Manta.

139
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MANTA:
Attack.

140
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My sea-creature telepathy
will halt this attack.

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[GRUNTING]

142
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These sharks don't seem to be obeying me.

143
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Hey. Sea king over here.

144
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,268
Sea king.

145
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,437
BATMAN:
It's no use, Aquaman.

146
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,482
They're robo-sharks.
I'll lead them away, you stop Manta.

147
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:11,944
Don't worry, I'll finish him off quickly.

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00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,239
-"Finish"? Get it?
-Ugh.

149
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[ALARM BEEPING
THEN BATMAN GROANS]

150
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I lose more Bat-subs this way.

151
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Fire in the hole.

152
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Three, two, one.

153
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[MANTA GRUNTS THEN CHUCKLES]

154
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It'll never be yours, Manta.

155
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This trident is a precious symbol
of ancient Atlantis.

156
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[STATUE CRACKING]

157
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[GASPS]

158
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Also, it keeps the statue of Poseidon
from falling over!

159
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[AQUAMAN GRUNTS
THEN MANTA LAUGHS]

160
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[MANTA SHOUTlNG]

161
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Ha, ha. Oh!

162
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[GRUNTING]

163
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,225
[LAUGHlNG]

164
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[CHUCKLES]

165
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:32,524
Let that be a lesson to you, Manta.
The king of Atlantis always, uh....

166
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,818
Uh, I don't feel so good.

167
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MANTA:
Mine, mine, mine.

168
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,453
And there's no one to stop me this ti--

169
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,662
What?

170
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,999
BATMAN:
You lose, Manta.

171
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MANTA:
What's happening to me?

172
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Batman, stop it.

173
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:03,263
Hmm. Curiouser and curiouser.

174
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,140
[GROANlNG]

175
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,228
Superman. Flash. Where are we?

176
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,689
We're in a power-nullifying cage
of some kind, Aquaman.

177
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,901
And no way out.
I've checked 52 million times.

178
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:22,741
Well, let's see if these bars can withstand
the Atlantean might of the king of Atlantis.

179
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:28,413
MAN: Those bars are designed
to drain the moisture from your body...

180
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,917
...leaving you a fish out of water. Ha, ha!

181
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,629
Fools. Your powers are nothing to me.
You're doomed.

182
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:39,091
There's only one who can save you all.
Ha, ha.

183
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Captain, look.

184
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MAN 1 :
Ahoy, Batman. Can we give you a lift?

185
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,901
No, thank you, captain.
I've got my own ride.

186
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,324
MAN 2: Yeah, Caped Crusader.
MAN 3: Oh, yeah.

187
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,542
Bat-computer, locate Justice League
members Wonder Woman and Cyborg.

188
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,088
l was a fool.

189
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:21,049
These thefts were merely camouflage
for the real crime...

190
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,594
...the kidnapping
of the entire Justice League.

191
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,306
With Superman, Flash,
and Aquaman eliminated...

192
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:31,727
...Wonder Woman and Cyborg must be
the next targets.

193
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,647
Next stop, Metropolis.

194
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:42,237
Ugh. Just as l suspected. Trouble.

195
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:47,534
Power down, robot boy,
or my power armor will sever your circuits.

196
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,495
The name's Cyborg.

197
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,331
Nice cover fire, rookie.

198
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,001
[GROANS]

199
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,718
[SHOUTS]

200
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,474
O-M-G, it's Batman.

201
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,684
[SlNGlNG]
Batman

202
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,688
First day on the job
and I'm meeting the Dark Knight.

203
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,192
Great Hera, Cyborg.
Keep focused on the job at hand.

204
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,653
I suppose you're here to beg admittance
into the Justice League.

205
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,948
I'm not joining your superhero club,
Wonder Woman.

206
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:33,622
[SHOUTS]

207
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,919
Rest in pieces, Loser League. Ha-ha-ha!

208
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:46,218
Ah. And now my prize.

209
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:51,014
The famous Daily Planet globe.
But why on Earth do you want that, Lex?

210
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,599
I don't want it at all...

211
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:57,354
...but my anonymous benefactor
has promised me the world for it.

212
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,064
[LAUGHlNG]

213
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:03,235
Well, I can guarantee you
a world of hurt for it, Luthor.

214
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,577
Get in the game, do-gooder.

215
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,621
[LASER POWERlNG UP]

216
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:27,592
BATMAN:
Desperate times call for desperate actions.

217
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:32,389
Batman's about to become Splat-man.
Ha, ha.

218
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,852
Mm. Huh?

219
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,397
[GROANlNG]

220
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,150
Hmm.

221
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:51,491
Easy as taking candy from a baby. Huh?

222
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:56,955
Except when this baby is Batman.

223
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,166
Why, you....

224
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,129
[SHOUTS]

225
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,678
BATMAN:
And that's that.

226
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,307
The entire newly-formed
Justice League gone.

227
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:20,145
The only good news,
I now know who's behind it all.

228
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,816
The disappearance
of the monuments of the Justice League...

229
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:29,070
...were just framework crimes,
like two slices of bread on an evil sandwich.

230
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:33,074
And the bologna
in the center of that sandwich is me.

231
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,161
The mastermind behind the sandwich
must be hiding...

232
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,915
...at the last place I'd ever want to go.

233
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,708
The Hall of Justice.

234
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:53,845
Just as l suspected, a Batman museum.

235
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,808
There's only one being who uniquely
combines nearly unlimited power...

236
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,269
...and a fanatical obsession with me.

237
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,605
Show yourself...

238
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,690
...Batmite.

239
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,860
[lN DEEP VOICE]
So, Batman, you figured it out.

240
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,029
I knew you--

241
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,656
[COUGHING]

242
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,994
[lN NORMAL VOICE]
Sorry, l had a frog in my throat.

243
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,413
As l was saying. l knew you would.

244
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,000
You're Batman, the best hero ever.

245
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,087
And I'll prove it. Behold.

246
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,840
Batman. Thank Thalassa.

247
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,051
Four-hundred million and-- Oh.

248
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,595
Hey. You here to talk about
joining the League?

249
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,515
BATMlTE: Batman doesn't need
your stupid Justice League.

250
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:42,435
Even without powers, he'll prove
he's better than all of you combined...

251
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:48,233
...by saving you from my incredibly
over-complicated death trap.

252
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:52,821
As you can see, as soon as
the Daily Planet globe rotates far enough...

253
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,781
...it'll knock over the obelisk...

254
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:58,076
...which catapults the trident
into the giant penny...

255
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,495
...sending it rolling over the dinosaur's tail...

256
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,956
...causing it to release
the drawstring in its mouth...

257
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,251
...which drops the curtain
exposing that window.

258
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,421
Sunlight now falls on the giant gem...

259
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:13,425
...which acts as a focusing lens
for the death ray...

260
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:18,555
...aimed right at the helpless
so-called heroes.

261
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:22,058
Gentlemen, Wonder Woman,
this is Batmite.

262
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,312
A mischievous, nearly omnipotent,
interdimensional imp...

263
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,897
...my biggest and most misguided fan.

264
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,316
Don't worry.

265
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:33,361
Yes, Justice League, you needn't worry.

266
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,657
Though you're hopelessly trapped,
the great Batman is going to--

267
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,367
Do nothing.

268
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,996
-What?
-I'm done being your toy, Batmite.

269
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,291
The Justice League is to be released
immediately.

270
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:50,587
Their superpowers are the key
to undoing all that is wrong in our world.

271
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,965
Ha! They couldn't escape my death trap.

272
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,844
Only because your magic unfairly counters
their superpowers.

273
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,805
Unfair, unshmair.

274
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,726
You'd better save them, Batman.
Clock is ticking.

275
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,441
Batman's doing nothing
to save us from the death trap.

276
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,777
No, Aquaman, don't you see?

277
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,237
Batman is distracting Batmite.

278
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,490
He said superpowers are the key.

279
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,993
And Batmite's magic
counters our superpowers.

280
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,244
Of course.

281
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,088
[ROARS]

282
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,555
Fine, don't save them. See if I care.

283
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,266
You're still the best superhero
in the universe...

284
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,936
...because even when I take away
your utility belt...

285
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:51,690
...I take away your cool vehicles,
I take away your mask...

286
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,776
...you still win because...

287
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:58,363
[AS BATMAN]
...you're Batman.

288
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,118
[GASPS]

289
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,829
[lN NORMAL VOICE]
I-- l can't believe it.

290
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,622
You let them be blown up.

291
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,332
SUPERMAN:
Not quite, Batmite.

292
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,588
-How?
-Instant replay.

293
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,468
SUPERMAN: Your cage was only designed
to contain our superpowers...

294
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,887
...so we escaped in a non-super way.

295
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,141
We simply opened the door.

296
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,353
[SHOUTS]

297
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,896
Thank you, Batmite.

298
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,232
Sure, no problem, Batma--

299
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,942
Thank you for what?

300
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:40,280
For helping me see how childish l was being
about insisting I work alone.

301
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,824
It took someone
to keep me out of the Justice League...

302
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,286
...to make me realize how important it is
that I be a part of it.

303
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,038
If you'll still have me as a member.

304
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,083
I knew you'd come around.

305
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,252
Welcome to the team.

306
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,588
-Hera would be proud.
-This is-- This is really great.

307
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,548
-We're unbeatable now.
-Hey, welcome aboard.

308
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:04,053
Aah! You ruined everything.
And you'll all pay.

309
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,389
[ALL LAUGHING]

310
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,059
Round two, Justice Jerks.

311
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:15,815
Okay, you crummy villains. Get them!

312
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,485
[SHOUTlNG]

313
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,403
[LAUGHlNG]

314
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,494
Hmm.

315
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,538
[SCREECHES]

316
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,711
[LAUGHS]

317
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,008
Ooh.

318
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,721
Ha, ha!

319
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,309
Ooh!

320
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,566
[GASPS THEN GROANS]

321
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,321
[ALL GROANlNG]

322
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:07,116
That was awesome.

323
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,954
Best show l ever saw.

324
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,165
Why should l be a super fan
for just one hero...

325
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,210
...when l can root for an entire team?

326
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:20,880
Huzzah, Justice League!

327
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:27,095
Wait, so that little menace
is obsessed with all of us from now on?

328
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,304
What does that even mean?

329
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,391
It means
you'll have to expect the unexpected.

330
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,269
You mean like Batman
getting over his suspicions...

331
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,187
...and becoming my new best friend?

332
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,565
[ALL LAUGHING]

333
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,109
BATMAN:
Now that I've joined the Justice League...

334
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,821
...l'll be able to keep a close eye
on this super-powered alien.

335
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,865
[CHUCKLES]

336
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,036
[LAUGHlNG MANIACALLY]