1 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,490 Single ties it! 2 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,450 Swing for the fences, Moog! Let's go! 3 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:39,910 Come on, Tyler! You got this! 4 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,453 Play's to first, second, or third! 5 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:42,788 Let's go, Moog! 6 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,291 Look alive, Jarhead! 7 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,168 It's Moog! He's going to whiff anyway! 8 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:50,004 Let's go, Moog! 9 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:52,047 Strike one! 10 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,133 Let's go, Moog! 11 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:03,809 Ice cream! Ice cream! 12 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,310 - Let's get some. - Let's go! 13 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,022 Big swing, Moog. Just pretend it's a cheeseburger, okay? 14 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:12,151 Or your mom's ass, 'cause I'm about to spank this bitch. 15 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,695 Hey! Knock it off, Hank. You too, Brett. 16 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,279 Okay, Allen. By the way, 17 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,781 you really nailed that Glengarry monologue. 18 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,366 One more word, and I walk him. 19 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,409 Seriously, I follow your IG. You got chops. 20 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,745 What the hell are you two even talking about? 21 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,372 A set of steak knives. 22 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,873 Finish him, Tyler! 23 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,418 Strike two! 24 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,629 Stop swinging at the garbage, Moog! 25 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:34,089 Ready? Mm. 26 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,018 Jarhead! 27 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,520 Ah! Fuck! 28 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,655 Safe! 29 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:01,408 Safe! Safe! 30 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,743 Safe! 31 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,790 Moog! Moog! Moog! 32 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,459 What are you doing? 33 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,169 I think my arm's broken. 34 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,421 Let me see. 35 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,130 Ow! What the fuck? 36 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:17,383 Now, it's broken. 37 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,016 Okay, boys! 38 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,769 Ice cream on me! Let's go! 39 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,440 Hey. Hey. Uh, were you serious 40 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,149 about the Glengarry monologue? 41 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,152 No. Actually, you're great, better than Alec Baldwin. 42 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,029 Awesome. 43 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,156 - Good game, Son. - We fuckin' sucked, Dad. 44 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,492 - Language, Hank! - Whatever. 45 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,122 You think it's kind of weird our dentist 46 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,457 is getting all the kids ice cream? 47 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,417 Smart business strategy. 48 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:55,212 Sucks you didn't catch that fly out there, Jared. 49 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,713 Hey, at least there's no more games 50 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,340 for you to fuck up this season. 51 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,300 Hank! What the hell you doin'? 52 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:02,678 - Nothing. He dropped it. - Apologize. 53 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,513 - Way to battle. - Thanks. 54 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,847 Ow! 55 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,516 - You're fuckin' dead. - Hey! 56 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,439 - What are you doin'? - Dad, he's a fuckin' dork. 57 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,025 He'll get over it. 58 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,902 By punching you in the face? 59 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,082 Daddy, look what Dawn made me. 60 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,834 Oh, my. Look how beautiful that is. 61 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,587 - Here you go, honey. - Here you go, sweetie. 62 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,095 What's up with these names? 63 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,305 "Locust Lick. Serpent Swirl." 64 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,015 I mean, what's a Froggy's Swamp Pop? 65 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,600 They sound gross. 66 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,394 They don't look gross. 67 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,437 Mmm. Let me try. 68 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,439 Excuse me. 69 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:59,526 That's not yours. Apologize. 70 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,945 I'm so sorry 71 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:04,073 that your son's a fucking pussy! 72 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,164 Forget him, Benji-by. 73 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,124 He'll get what's coming to him. 74 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,750 Bullies always do. 75 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,214 Oh! Why, thank you! 76 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,883 Aren't you sweet? 77 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,451 To Jarhead, 78 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,369 the greatest player to have on the other team. 79 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:53,038 You earned it, bud. 80 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,583 I don't know what to say. 81 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,168 Fuck it. I accept my ice cream with pride! 82 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,171 What are you doing? 83 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,756 Enjoying my trophy? 84 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,425 Do you want to barf all night? Come on. 85 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,137 Hey, Lizzie. Wanna hang out with us later? 86 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,973 I'm free too, Lizzie. 87 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,432 Uh, there's room on my bike. 88 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,226 Hank, she's out of your league. Come on. 89 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,518 - Bye, Lizzie! - Bye, Lizzie! 90 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:16,686 Bye, Lizzie! 91 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:19,189 What were you thinking? 92 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:22,233 I was just seeing if I'm still lactose intolerant. 93 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,611 You know, I think Mom and Dad made it up. 94 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,864 Yeah, right. I have to live with your lactose farts. 95 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,367 Fair. How is it? 96 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,452 It's good. How was the game? 97 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,663 About as good as my farts. 98 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,545 Big plans for the summer? 99 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,963 Right now, just the beach. Maybe guarding again. 100 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,466 My parents, they want me to intern at their law firm. 101 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,677 I don't wanna spend my summer indoors. 102 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,346 Sounds like your parents. Want this on their account? 103 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,474 Uh, no. My mom gave me cash. 104 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,267 Well, please be sure to say hi— 105 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,894 God damn it! 106 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,981 There's no more Goddamn bell! 107 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,317 Hasn't been a Goddamn bell for three years! 108 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,778 Only put the damn thing up there 'cause I thought it would be fun! 109 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,780 You hit the bell, you get a gumball! 110 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,325 But you little punks take shots at it 111 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,326 like it's Goddamn Anzio Beach, 112 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,996 and I'm breaking my back picking up pennies all day! 113 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,123 Well, guess what? There's no more bell! 114 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,791 Now, get the hell out of here! 115 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,547 How about you, Jared? Any big plans? 116 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,173 Uh, yeah— 117 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,301 J Money's workin' for me. 118 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,095 Kid's gonna make a killin', buy a Ferrari! 119 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:35,140 Why would I mow lawns for you instead of going to camp? 120 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,557 You're gonna need that cash in high school. 121 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,142 Chicks are expensive. 122 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,561 Trust me. I know. 123 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,105 What are you talking about? 124 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,691 I practically went bankrupt dating your sorry ass. 125 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,651 Ah. That was before I was an entrepreneur. 126 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,111 You mean before you bought a lawnmower. 127 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,072 Correct. Speaking of, Roger, 128 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,699 I need some motor oil for the Green Machine. 129 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,117 And by green, I mean because it spits out cash. 130 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,662 Sure thing. 131 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,205 Thanks, Roger. 132 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,414 Say hi to your folks for me. 133 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,667 Sure. I'll say hi to them. 134 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,045 - Roger. - Brrr. Uh, dude, dude, 135 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,796 what's with your sister? 136 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:08,298 She used to laugh at all my jokes. 137 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,882 Well, if you want to get her back, 138 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,468 don't try to be cool. Just try to be a human. 139 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,764 Kid's not wrong. 140 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,768 Dude, you put the bell back? 141 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:23,980 ♪ Ding-ding-ding ♪ 142 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,315 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 143 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,983 Like, why would you ever set up a bell 144 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,693 for kids to throw pennies at? 145 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,278 "I made 57 cents today, 146 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,823 and it only cost me three pieces of gum." 147 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,324 He's a psycho. 148 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,200 He probably has dead bodies in his basement. 149 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,702 - Tie your shoe. - I did. 150 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,079 It's these laces. They're so annoying. 151 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,999 Hey. Did you get it? 152 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,626 Get what? 153 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,002 I'll meet you at the car. 154 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,255 - Are you getting weed? - Oh, my God. Go. 155 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,256 - I want some. - Go! 156 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,008 Bye, Jared! 157 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,051 ♪ The ice cream song ♪ 158 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,219 ♪ Ring-a-ding-ding ♪ 159 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,304 ♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪ 160 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,639 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 161 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,098 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 162 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,272 - Hey. - Hi. 163 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,482 Do you have any fireworks left? 164 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,942 Uh, yeah, maybe a couple JJs and— 165 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,401 Cool. Bring them. I want to film— 166 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,444 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ 167 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:12,445 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 168 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,655 ♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪ 169 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,697 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 170 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:15,782 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ 171 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:16,866 ♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪ 172 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:18,493 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 173 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,995 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 174 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,296 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ 175 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,673 ♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪ 176 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,049 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 177 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,384 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 178 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,670 - Hi! - Hi! 179 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,605 Hi, Mrs. Henderson. 180 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,190 Hi, Jared. Um, Elliott's not feeling well. 181 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,151 Oh. We were just texting. 182 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,860 Came on pretty suddenly. 183 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,445 It's probably just heatstroke from the game. 184 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,114 But he's upstairs lying down. 185 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,991 Well, tell him to text me later 186 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,618 if he's better and wants to hang out. 187 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,537 I will. Oh, uh, tell your mom Saturday's perfect. 188 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,039 Okay. Thanks, Mrs. Henderson. 189 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,373 No problem. 190 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,461 Come on, Sebastian. 191 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,379 Where's your butt buddy, Smelliott? 192 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,673 He's coming out soon, with his bat. 193 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,258 Bullshit. 194 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,676 Can you just give me back my bike? 195 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,262 Your bike? I think this is maybe my bike now. 196 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,474 Really? Because if you steal it, my dad will sue you. 197 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,519 What a pussy response. 198 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,604 Why don't you come fight me for it? 199 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,856 Because it's already mine. 200 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,565 Jared, is everything okay? 201 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,192 Yeah. We were just joking around. 202 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,069 Oh, yeah. Sebastian here is always joking. 203 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,863 Okay. 204 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,453 I can take this anytime I want. 205 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,836 Well, this is going to be a great summer. 206 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:50,895 What do you do? Isn't it boring 207 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,564 at the beach day after day? 208 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,732 No. I mean, like, we just tan, hang out with friends. 209 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,235 Like, it's fun. Skye brings a speaker, so— 210 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,070 Like, she brought Tony Robbins to the beach? 211 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,322 - Who? - Like a speaker. 212 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,656 Hello? 213 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,033 Like, someone to speak. 214 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,659 That's exactly what she means. 215 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,328 - What about James Carville? - Who's that? 216 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,121 Literally what I was thinking. 217 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,373 No he's a speaker. She brought Mitt Romney to the beach? 218 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,167 Sounds amazing. Sounds so fun. 219 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,544 What I want to know is, 220 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,462 what's going to get you into an Ivy League school, 221 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:19,007 lifeguarding or interning at a good law firm? 222 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,009 My 4.0? Summer's for fucking off with your friends. 223 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,302 You don't have any friends. 224 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,764 I think what your father is trying to say 225 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,391 is that your summer needs some structure, 226 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,602 - some sort of plan. - I have a plan. 227 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,187 I go out. I sleep in. I tan. Repeat. 228 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,148 Wow. Look at her. She's a lawyer already. 229 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,816 I mean, who needs law school? Case closed. 230 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,735 Just because Grandpa was and you guys are, 231 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,695 it doesn't mean that I have to be one. 232 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,197 Someone has to break the family curse. 233 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,781 You know, if Grandpa was alive, 234 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,450 he could actually argue your case for you. 235 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,077 Actually, if Grandpa was alive, he'd put her in prison 236 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,288 - for disobeying her parents. - That's right. 237 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,164 Maybe I'm tired of using my brain. 238 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,083 I want to monetize my hotness while I'm young. 239 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,293 Start an OnlyFans. 240 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,710 How do you even know what that is? 241 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,130 That is so gross, even as a joke. 242 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,429 What is that Boomer ringtone? 243 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,682 Oh, stop it. You kids used to love this song. 244 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,600 I heard it this morning, and it reminded me 245 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,893 of when you were sweet and doted on your mother. 246 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,562 When I was, like, six. 247 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,189 That is just cringe. 248 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,357 Well, it's a mother's job to make her kids cringe. 249 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,359 Mission accomplished. 250 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,737 Did you guys see that weird ice cream man today? 251 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,197 What do you mean, weird? 252 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,573 I don't know. He just, like, kept popping up, 253 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,617 like he was following me or something. 254 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:28,909 Like, to kidnap you? 255 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,078 I feel sorry for whoever kidnaps Jared. 256 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,496 Elizabeth, please. 257 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,956 I take it back. 258 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,541 You'd make an excellent kidnap victim. 259 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,418 That's not good either, but at least it's positive. 260 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,420 Wait. How was he strange? 261 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,798 It was just the song he was playing, I guess. 262 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:44,342 I don't know. It was weird. 263 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,802 Well, I didn't see him at the club, so… 264 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,387 Mom, do you need the car tomorrow? 265 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,097 Actually, I don't. Why? 266 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,351 Everybody's going to White Mountain Park. 267 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,685 What about school? 268 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,687 - Oh, it's skip day. - Skip day? 269 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,315 Some people call it that, but it's more like a field trip. 270 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,109 Everyone calls it that. 271 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,611 I heard Jesse's brother skipping with all his friends. 272 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,238 He wouldn't shut up about it. 273 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,114 I figured that you might just go and tell them after— 274 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,366 - Jared, shut up. - Yeah. 275 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,909 That would be ridiculous, right? 276 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,494 Shut up. It's a tradition that the juniors do 277 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,288 the last week of school with the outgoing seniors. 278 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,206 Oh, it's a tradition. It's so funny, 279 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,916 'cause we did not have that tradition 280 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,126 when we went there. 281 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,627 Because we actually went to class. 282 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,212 - Right. Right. Right. - Yeah. Right. Right. 283 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,380 So, wait. You're telling me that half the school 284 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,756 is cutting tomorrow? 285 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,341 - Approximately. - Oh. 286 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,801 Then you'll get twice the attention. 287 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,136 - I'm going. - To school. 288 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,512 To the water park. 289 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,014 Like hell you are. 290 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,682 Finals are over, and school's done on Wednesday. 291 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,558 - What's the big deal? - Go Thursday. 292 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,893 Well, then it's not ditching. 293 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,146 Come on. It is literally so stupid. 294 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,522 Like, that's the point. 295 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,274 You're supposed to break the rules. 296 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,942 The point of rules is actually to not break them. 297 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,152 That's why they're rules. 298 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,611 Says the criminal defense lawyer. 299 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,196 I defend the wrongly accused. 300 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,698 They haven't committed any crimes. 301 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,990 Sure they haven't. 302 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,492 Look, honey. You can have the car, 303 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,369 but like it or not, you can't go. 304 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,621 Why not? 305 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,289 Because we're going into Boston, 306 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,790 and we'll likely stay overnight. 307 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,375 Someone needs to be here for Jared. 308 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,294 - Oh, no. I'm fine. - I actually can't believe this. 309 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,962 Jared can stay at Elliott's if anything happens, 310 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,714 - which it— it won't. - Yes. 311 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,966 Look. As much as we trust you both, okay, 312 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,636 we can't leave a child alone, because accidents happen, 313 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,262 and we need an adult nearby, 314 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,681 which in this case happens to be you, honey, okay? 315 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,267 Either way, you're skippin' skip day. 316 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,728 You better find someone to stay with, 317 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,312 or I'm taking you with me. 318 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,398 Oh, no. Please don't take me to a water park 319 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,275 filled with girls in bikinis. 320 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,277 - Shut up, Jared. - That's no place 321 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,196 for a mischievous preteen! 322 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,989 - Yeah! Don't take me either! - Yeah! 323 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,533 Take you where? 324 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,201 Uh, take you to school tomorrow. 325 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,869 I would love to see you go to school 326 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,705 talking about Mint Romney or whoever. 327 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,208 - Mint Romney! - Mint. Mint Romney… 328 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,835 That's— Do we have any Mint Romney ice cream for dessert? 329 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,671 Do we? 330 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,454 Piper? 331 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,791 Honey, what's wrong? 332 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,711 Did you have more ice cream? 333 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,439 Fran, you spilled something. 334 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,317 Fran? 335 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,283 Oh, my God! Ah! 336 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,700 Oh, God! 337 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,286 Brett! 338 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,998 Oh, baby, what's wrong? 339 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,501 My necklace, I dropped it. 340 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,378 Oh. We'll get it tomorrow. Let's go back to bed. 341 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,507 But I can't sleep without it. Please, Daddy? 342 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,675 Okay. 343 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,888 Well, okay. 344 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,809 Honey… are you sure? 345 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,229 I can't feel it. 346 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,241 What the fuck? Is this gasoline? 347 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,702 Cheryl! The kids have gone fucking crazy! 348 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,921 Cheryl! 349 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,596 Steve? 350 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,099 Honey? 351 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,686 I have a gun! I will use it! 352 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,699 Elliott! Elliott, baby, what are— 353 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,285 Ah! What did you do to Daddy? 354 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,704 Jesus fucking Christ! 355 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,958 Elliott, what have you done to Steven? 356 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,545 Ah! Ah! 357 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,714 Elliott, put that down! 358 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,174 Elliott! 359 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,386 Elliott! 360 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,971 That's it! Come to Mommy! 361 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,265 You come to Mommy right n— 362 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,434 No! What are you doing? 363 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,895 Put that down! No! No! No! 364 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,606 Elliott! No! No! Baby, no! 365 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,775 No! You come to Mommy! 366 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,319 I'll rock you to sleep. 367 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,195 No! No! 368 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:28,830 Mm. 369 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,414 ♪ Ring-ding-ding ♪ 370 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,541 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 371 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,792 ♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪ 372 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,418 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 373 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:35,503 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ 374 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,712 ♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪ 375 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:37,964 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 376 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,090 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 377 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,221 ♪ Ring-ding-ding ♪ 378 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,513 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 379 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,848 ♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪ 380 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,350 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 381 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,851 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding, ring-ding ♪ 382 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,108 ♪ Let's have fun ♪ 383 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,692 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 384 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,643 Come on, Claire. Come on. 385 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,812 Good. Good girl. 386 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,106 Oh, my God! 387 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,609 Oh! Are you okay? 388 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:41,986 What happened? 389 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,654 Someone hurt my mommy. 390 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,323 Oh! Who? 391 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,158 Me. 392 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,247 What's up? 393 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,083 The Farbers left their door open. 394 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,709 Probably on their way out. 395 00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,670 Well, should I go shut it? 396 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,714 Nah. I'm sure they know. 397 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,049 You know what? I'll text Fran just in case. 398 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,510 What? 399 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,179 Why is there an ice cream truck parked 400 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,014 at 6:30 in the morning outside our house? 401 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,473 Who knows? 402 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,475 I heard Lizzie and Skye getting some last night 403 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,020 after her big meltdown about skip day. 404 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,648 Dare I say, he gives me the chills. 405 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,526 Oh, my God. 406 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,320 I thought we were doing ice cream puns. 407 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,904 Yeah. 408 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,115 Does look a little weird, though. 409 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,408 Yeah. 410 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,994 - I'm sure he's harmless. - Mm-hmm. 411 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,746 I'll call security, have them do a drive-by. 412 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:53,558 Watch it! 413 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,477 No! No! 414 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,157 Random. 415 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:29,468 Moog? 416 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,597 Uh, Moog? 417 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:35,933 Brett? 418 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,190 Guess you're sick. 419 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,942 See you at school. 420 00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:47,486 Maybe. 421 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,781 Fuckin' weirdo. 422 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,582 Is everyone ditching or sick or something? 423 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,336 Are you talking to me? 424 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,129 You feel okay? 425 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,341 Yeah. Random. 426 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,177 Prime real estate today. 427 00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:56,054 Hey, Elliott! 428 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,806 Hey, Elliott! 429 00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,266 Elliott? 430 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:02,477 Oh, shit. 431 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,272 Oh, my God. Marcella. 432 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,690 So, I edited the video, 433 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,901 and I thought that we could do a little… 434 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,779 Okay. 435 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:32,174 Is this some sort of zombie pajama day challenge? 436 00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,262 Morning, Mr. Mayfair. 437 00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,514 Any sign of your friend Mr. Henderson? 438 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,891 Uh, yeah, I just saw him. 439 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:44,437 He was sick, so, like, maybe he went to the nurse's? 440 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:48,065 Yes, the terrible illness we call summer. 441 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:51,109 Strikes about the end of every school year. 442 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,573 Do you want me to go check? 443 00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,409 Yes, but do come back, 444 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,369 because there's still three days of school left, 445 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,580 which means three more days to learn! 446 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:07,042 Let's get back to some factor trees, shall we? 447 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:11,338 Jill? You want to break down 72 into prime numbers? 448 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:15,967 Guess not. 449 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:23,100 Are you okay? 450 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,686 Stop asking me that. 451 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,187 What does it look like? 452 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,982 Sorry. It's just… 453 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:32,776 Is it just me or is something weird going on? 454 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,862 Y'all shouldn't be cutting class. 455 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,572 That's my job. 456 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,577 He seems normal. 457 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,620 Yeah, for Tommy. 458 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,669 Elliott? 459 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,547 You guys see Elliott? 460 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:55,925 Guys? 461 00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:01,347 Okay. Uh, is Elliott in there? 462 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,309 Um— 463 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,144 Fuck! 464 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,298 Hey, we got a test or something? 465 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,802 Mr. B, you can't do us like that last week of school. 466 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:44,139 Well, at least now I know it's not a joke. 467 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:45,307 What joke? 468 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:46,600 Ask your friends. 469 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,436 Someone told them it's Silent Day 470 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,479 or some new holiday they invented. 471 00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,398 'Sup? 472 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,278 Greg's sick. He ain't sayin' shit. 473 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,279 Language, Mr. Greene. 474 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,490 Language? I'm the only one using it. 475 00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,074 You don't think this is weird? 476 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,411 I think everyone's already on summer vacation. 477 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:08,038 But now that you're here, 478 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,707 take out a microscope. 479 00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,253 What— What do you mean, she hasn't shown up? 480 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:15,462 Mr. Hamlin. 481 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,755 Well, can you go by the house? 482 00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,257 Mr. Hamlin. 483 00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,134 No. I— I— No. 484 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,262 You don't understand— 485 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,705 Excuse me. What are you doing? 486 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,290 Excuse me! 487 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,419 Hello? Class is not dismissed! 488 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:56,670 I don't know. 489 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,856 - What the hell? - Um, uh, excuse me. 490 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,399 Whoa. No. No, no. 491 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,109 We all cutting class? 492 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,153 Uh, sorry. No. Uh, where are you going? 493 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:22,779 No. Class is not dismissed. 494 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:24,406 Tommy! You get back here! 495 00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:25,824 Tommy, you get back— All right. 496 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,284 Fine. Fine. 497 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,202 I'll deal with Tommy and the others later. 498 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,830 Now, all of you, back to your seats! 499 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,083 Sit down! 500 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:37,920 Marcella? Marcella! 501 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,254 Marcella! 502 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,965 Elliott! Elliott, this isn't funny. 503 00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:50,724 Hank the tank, what's good? 504 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,060 Hey, smells like some hot fudge sundaes up in this bitch. 505 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,978 Ready? Let's go! Whoo! 506 00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:56,355 Ice cream break! 507 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,398 Kids, this is not a fire drill! 508 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,360 Back to your classrooms! What— 509 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:04,863 Bob! What the hell is going on? 510 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,907 It's got to be a joke. 511 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,658 They got to be filming this. 512 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,702 - We know you're filming this! - Yeah! 513 00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:23,549 Hey, Elliott. 514 00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:26,426 Come on. 515 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,555 Elliott, please, don't eat it. Just come on! 516 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:43,693 Jared! 517 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,489 - It's the smell… - Cover your nose. 518 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,078 Step aside, fools. 519 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,621 Respect the king. 520 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:56,998 'Sup? What'd you get? 521 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,211 It's like that, huh? Let me just take yours— 522 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,880 Tsk! Okay. Fine, man. 523 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:05,298 Just keep it. 524 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,520 No! Oh, my God! 525 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:20,939 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 526 00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:22,900 Children, look away! 527 00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:24,693 No. No, no, no, no, no. 528 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:27,320 Someone get a nurse. Someone run and get the nurse! 529 00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:36,580 Piper! 530 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:39,332 Stop laughing! 531 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:43,545 Children! This isn't funny! 532 00:32:43,671 --> 00:32:46,548 No, no, no. Shit. This is not funny! 533 00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:48,258 Sto— Ah! 534 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:53,180 Ah! Ah! 535 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,472 Mia! 536 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:59,185 Hey! What is going on here? 537 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,520 Break it up! 538 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,938 Come on! Enough of that! 539 00:33:02,064 --> 00:33:04,858 What— I said break it up. 540 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,653 Oh, my God. 541 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,863 Young man? Oh, my God. 542 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:12,740 911. What's your emergency? 543 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:14,617 It's Bob Maloney at Meadowbrook. 544 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:15,994 Come over here now. 545 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,704 I— I'm not sure if the kid jumped 546 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,414 or if there was an accident, but— but it looks like— 547 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,666 Bob, calm down. 548 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,334 I'm not… 549 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,598 Yes. Yes. She's not moving, 550 00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:38,058 and there's a brick— 551 00:33:49,987 --> 00:33:51,738 What— What the fuck? 552 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,563 Shit! Our bikes! 553 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,988 Hey! What is going on here? 554 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:34,864 - What is going on here? - Jared, Mia, come on! 555 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:35,949 Get the fuck inside! 556 00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,534 Oh, Christ! 557 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:40,953 Ow! Ow! Ah! 558 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,790 Ah! 559 00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:49,421 Ow! No! Ah! Ah! 560 00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:59,306 Now, we're going to look at the common housefly. 561 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,350 But I can assure you there's nothing common about it. 562 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:04,853 If you look closer, 563 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:07,730 oh, you're going to see the single-cell organism. 564 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,482 Now, that is something— 565 00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:18,241 Whoa! 566 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,744 No, no, no. Come this way. 567 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,620 Come on! Let's go to our class! 568 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,164 What are you doing? This room is always empty! 569 00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:26,708 Oh, my God! 570 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,586 What are you doing? 571 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:34,424 Put me down! Let me go! 572 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:36,009 I think there's no one in here. 573 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:37,427 What are you doing? 574 00:35:37,553 --> 00:35:39,012 Oh, my God! 575 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,161 They're going to kill Mia if they get in. 576 00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:05,038 Yeah, I know. I know. Just… 577 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:14,547 No! 578 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,460 Oh, God… 579 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:01,511 Okay. Come here. 580 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,148 Go! Go! 581 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:19,279 Hey, Marcella! 582 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:20,613 Come get me! 583 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,582 Mia, it's me. 584 00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,083 Where's Tommy? 585 00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:33,752 At the back exit. 586 00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:39,174 Help me! Help me! Help me! Ah! 587 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,140 What the fuck? 588 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,935 Go back! Go back! 589 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:54,189 Go! Go! Come on! Shit! 590 00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:02,072 - Guys! Guys! Come on! Come on! - Tommy! 591 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,990 Get in! Get in! Close the door! 592 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:05,325 Close the door! 593 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:13,833 What the hell is happening? 594 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,753 - Something evil. - Someone evil. 595 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,796 The Ice Cream Man. 596 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:20,590 It's the cops. 597 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,093 Hey, kid! 598 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:24,928 Back it up for me, all right? 599 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:27,847 Step back. Hey, kids? 600 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,349 Kids, back up. All right? 601 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,100 I need you to back up for me, all right? 602 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:32,936 Back up. Come on. Back up. 603 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,331 What have you done? 604 00:38:53,457 --> 00:38:55,083 What in God's name have you done? 605 00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,254 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ringa-ding-dong ♪ 606 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,299 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong it's the Ice Cream Song ♪ 607 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,302 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ring-a-ding-dong ♪ 608 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:09,055 Why are you singing? Stop singing! 609 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:10,599 - ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ - This isn't funny! 610 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:16,479 Oh, shit. They're gluing his face. 611 00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:18,732 - Fuck. - We need a phone. 612 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,484 Wait. I have mine. 613 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,573 What? It's top of the line. 614 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,242 Look, it's basically the same thing as an iPhone. 615 00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:30,786 You know, more people use Androids— 616 00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,746 Just call someone! We weren't judging. 617 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,914 Yeah. Speak for yourself. I definitely was. 618 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,292 You've reached the office of Martin Mayfair. 619 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,127 Oh, shit. It's voice mail. 620 00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:41,754 - I'll try my mom. - Okay. 621 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,299 Um, sorry. How do I use this thing? 622 00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:45,716 Oh, shit! 623 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:47,176 - Fireman's here. - Salinger? 624 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,386 Where's Officer Salinger? 625 00:39:48,512 --> 00:39:49,846 Help us! Please help us. 626 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:52,181 Whoa. Oh, shit. Back away from the edge, kids. 627 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:54,350 Back up. Back away from the edge. 628 00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,060 - Help us! - Stay back. 629 00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:00,815 Just hang tight. 630 00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:02,192 ♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 631 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,777 I'm coming. Stay back. 632 00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:09,116 ♪ La-la-la ♪ 633 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:12,535 Whoa. Hey, hey, hey! 634 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:13,995 Bye-bye. 635 00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:15,914 No. Wait. Oh! 636 00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:41,439 Hey! Hey! 637 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:56,788 He's coming. 638 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,373 They're following him. 639 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:01,417 - We have to run. - Where? 640 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,795 I don't know, but we're sitting ducks here. 641 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,632 Oh, my God. Go. 642 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:11,469 No. No! No! 643 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:25,775 They're not trying to kill us. They're trying to turn us. 644 00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:28,653 Oh, my God. This is actually happening. 645 00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:31,238 What's that? 646 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:36,660 What the fuck? 647 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,250 Holy. 648 00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:48,130 That ice cream's demonic. 649 00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:49,548 Either of you eat it? 650 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,342 What? No. I'm lactose intolerant. 651 00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:53,052 More information than you needed. 652 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,972 Wait. Sorry. Um, what do you mean, "demonic"? 653 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:57,807 Turns you evil. Did you eat it? 654 00:41:57,933 --> 00:41:59,142 I threw it up. I'm fine. 655 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:00,559 How do we know we can trust you? 656 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,603 I saw her puke, okay? She's fine. 657 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,522 Wait. Were you spying on me? 658 00:42:04,648 --> 00:42:06,983 What? No, no. Of course not. 659 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,901 Kind of, but, like, not in a creepy way. 660 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,987 - I just randomly saw you. - Jared, it's okay. 661 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,863 I threw it up. I'm fine. 662 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:14,281 I would have turned by now. 663 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,158 Whatever. I'm keeping my eye on you. 664 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,077 Okay. You know what? Why don't you keep an eye 665 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:19,871 on finding us a way out of here? Yeah. 666 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:21,580 Wait. Lizzie. 667 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:47,940 Mom! 668 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:51,110 Mom? 669 00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:54,906 Help! Can somebody help me? 670 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,992 What the fuck? 671 00:42:58,118 --> 00:42:59,494 Hey, Siri? 672 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,370 Call Mom and Dad. 673 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:04,457 Calling Mom and Dad, work. 674 00:43:06,418 --> 00:43:07,919 You've reached the office of Martin Mayfair. 675 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:09,295 Leave a message and I'll return your call. 676 00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:14,551 Hey, Siri? Call Fuckface. 677 00:43:14,676 --> 00:43:16,511 Calling Fuckface. 678 00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:20,056 Put that shit on silent. 679 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,016 Shut up. It's Lizzie. 680 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:23,434 Lizzie? Lizzie, oh my fucking God. 681 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:24,727 The kids, they're killing the teachers. 682 00:43:24,853 --> 00:43:26,312 You have to get over here. 683 00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:29,357 I can't move my fucking arms. Call an ambulance. 684 00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:31,275 - Wait. What? - Can you call Mom and Dad? 685 00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:32,860 Or get a doctor! 686 00:43:32,986 --> 00:43:34,696 I tried them already. It's voice mail. 687 00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,155 Wait. Did you have ice cream? 688 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:39,117 What? Last night, Skye and I had some. 689 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:41,327 Jared, this is a fucking emergency! 690 00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:42,662 It's poison. It's fucking evil. 691 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,038 You have to throw it up. 692 00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:46,457 Jared, I said I can't move my fucking arms. 693 00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,167 I'm paralyzed. 694 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,670 It probably paralyzes teens or knocks you out. 695 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,171 You have to throw it up. 696 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:53,256 Tell her to use a toothbrush. 697 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:54,715 Use a toothbrush. 698 00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:56,259 I heard her. 699 00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:00,304 Jared, you have to get out of there. 700 00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:02,765 I know. We're basically praying they don't find us right now. 701 00:44:02,891 --> 00:44:04,601 What about the church? 702 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,060 Why? 703 00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:07,395 No demon's going to hide out there. 704 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,604 Grace Church. 705 00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:10,064 Nobody ever goes to the basement. 706 00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:11,649 If you try to get there, I can get you. 707 00:44:11,775 --> 00:44:13,985 Okay. Grace Church. 708 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:15,903 Okay. 709 00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,330 Shit. 710 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,709 Shit. 711 00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:36,757 Okay. Go. Just go. 712 00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:38,050 Go, go, go! 713 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,943 Ugh. 714 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:57,338 Don't be a fucking pussy. Just do it. 715 00:45:57,464 --> 00:45:59,299 You got this. Okay. 716 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:01,509 Fuck! 717 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,404 Hey! 718 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,533 Hey. Get away from there. 719 00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:40,924 What the fuck? What the fuck— 720 00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,759 - Can you shut up? - Damn it! 721 00:46:42,884 --> 00:46:43,926 Shit. 722 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:54,103 Mrs. Poole? 723 00:46:57,232 --> 00:46:58,483 Hello? 724 00:47:00,944 --> 00:47:02,278 Mrs. Poole? 725 00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:16,042 Penelope, what are you doing? 726 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:17,835 Where's your mom? 727 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,880 Penelope, we have to get out of here. Come on. 728 00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:25,635 Penelope? 729 00:47:31,391 --> 00:47:33,142 Oh my God. Oh. 730 00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:56,207 Skye? 731 00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,085 Skye? 732 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,670 Skye? Skye, wake up. 733 00:48:02,839 --> 00:48:04,507 Skye? 734 00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:05,651 I knew you'd come around. 735 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:18,831 New phone. Who this? 736 00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:20,541 Chris, stop fucking around. 737 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:22,377 Help me. Kids are going fucking crazy. 738 00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:24,086 They're attacking. 739 00:49:24,212 --> 00:49:25,463 What are you talking about? 740 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:38,601 Oh, shit! 741 00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:41,813 Shit. 742 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,650 Oh my gosh. They're coming over. 743 00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:49,069 They'll fucking get in. 744 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:50,613 They're coming over here. 745 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:53,950 Yeah. Use that. Use that. 746 00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,743 Yeah. Why is it so fucking heavy? 747 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,452 - Just shoot it. - Do you need help? 748 00:49:57,578 --> 00:49:59,830 - Take the pin off. - Take the pin off! 749 00:49:59,956 --> 00:50:02,249 What are you doing? Take the pin out! 750 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,377 Do you want me to do it or something? 751 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:06,045 - Okay. - Pull the pin! 752 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,130 Did no one teach you how to use a fire extinguisher? 753 00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:16,221 Oh my God! You did it! 754 00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:19,725 Go, go, go. 755 00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:26,315 Way to battle. 756 00:50:29,485 --> 00:50:31,361 The Ice Cream Man! Go, go, go. 757 00:50:37,744 --> 00:50:40,079 Oh my God. Get in, get in. 758 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:41,538 Shit! It's locked. 759 00:50:41,664 --> 00:50:42,915 Open the door. What are you doing? 760 00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:44,042 I'm trying. The door is locked. 761 00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:47,128 Jesse! 762 00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:48,879 - Oh. - Jesse! 763 00:50:49,005 --> 00:50:50,840 Oh, fuck! 764 00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:51,966 No! 765 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,678 They're gonna break the glass. 766 00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:57,554 Oh, shit. 767 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,847 Oh, my God. 768 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,104 What's… 769 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:07,231 What's that? 770 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,149 - What the fuck is that? - Oh, shit. 771 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:10,859 The door! The door! 772 00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:12,319 Tie it off! 773 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:21,203 We're trapped. 774 00:51:22,914 --> 00:51:23,831 The other door! 775 00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:24,957 Come on, come on! 776 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,423 Go, go, go. 777 00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:42,600 Tag. You're it. 778 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:55,237 No! No, sweetie. We do not bully. We do not— 779 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,409 Okay. Right there, on the other side of that fence, 780 00:52:00,535 --> 00:52:02,203 that's the path to Grace Church. 781 00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:03,287 We'll never make it. 782 00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:04,663 We can, we can, 783 00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:07,249 just as long as we make it to that cop car. 784 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,970 Oh, shoot. Jared, come on! 785 00:52:20,096 --> 00:52:21,764 I'm trying, it's these stupid shoelaces— 786 00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,682 I tried double-knotting them. I tried triple-knotting— 787 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:25,768 Dude, forget it! Just come on. What are you doing? 788 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,811 You're it. No tag-backs. 789 00:52:27,937 --> 00:52:29,855 Oh, my— 790 00:52:29,981 --> 00:52:32,358 - What the fuck is this? - Hurry up. 791 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,485 Come on! You're going to get killed. 792 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:37,321 Ha! Ha! Take that. 793 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:39,656 You like that? Huh? 794 00:52:41,784 --> 00:52:42,868 Ha! 795 00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:44,370 Guys, guys? I'm a genius. 796 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:45,537 This hand's like magic. 797 00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:50,126 No! No! It's not what it looks like! 798 00:52:52,712 --> 00:52:53,713 Come on. Go, go, go. 799 00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:54,797 Sorry. 800 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:03,972 Holy fuck! 801 00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:05,766 Oh my God. 802 00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:07,184 Keep going. Keep going. 803 00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:13,566 - Shit! - No! 804 00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:20,697 Come on! Come on. 805 00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:24,868 Wait. 806 00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:36,505 Okay, okay, okay. 807 00:53:36,631 --> 00:53:39,133 Okay. We have to make a break for it. 808 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:40,634 Just wait for them to clear out. 809 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,635 Wait. There's too many of them. 810 00:53:41,761 --> 00:53:43,095 But it's the fastest way. 811 00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:44,430 I don't know. I think it's suicide. 812 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:45,931 We gotta find another way past them. 813 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:47,224 We have to get to the church. 814 00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:49,143 Mia! Oh, my God. 815 00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:51,979 - Sebastian? Are you okay? - I'm good. 816 00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:53,438 Mia, you okay? 817 00:53:56,776 --> 00:53:58,319 Ugh. 818 00:54:01,364 --> 00:54:02,948 - Thanks. - Yeah. No problem. 819 00:54:03,074 --> 00:54:05,076 - How'd you know how to do that? - I'm a 12-year-old girl. 820 00:54:05,201 --> 00:54:06,702 Of course I know how to make myself vomit. 821 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,203 That's fucking dark. I like you. 822 00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:10,289 We got to go to the church. You ready? 823 00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:12,249 - Go, go, go. - Okay! 824 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:20,340 Go. 825 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,931 Oh, my God! What the hell? 826 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,362 Go, go. 827 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:45,365 Come on, come on! 828 00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:47,451 Hold on. Hold on. 829 00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:49,828 - I'm fucking stuck! - What? 830 00:54:57,670 --> 00:55:00,673 Sebastian, come on! 831 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,299 Don't let them change me! 832 00:55:04,844 --> 00:55:06,178 - Oh, my God. - Sebastian! 833 00:55:06,304 --> 00:55:07,430 Oh my God, Sebastian! 834 00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:11,141 Run, run! 835 00:55:18,858 --> 00:55:20,526 So long, suckers. 836 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:44,007 Oh, my God. 837 00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:47,010 Right over there. 838 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:10,701 Okay. 839 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:30,762 Guys? 840 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,098 What? 841 00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,477 Why does a church need a walk-in freezer? 842 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:39,354 Maybe this is where they keep the bodies. 843 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,606 What bodies? 844 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,149 For funerals. 845 00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,194 The ice cream. It's in there. 846 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,113 Not in his truck? 847 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,199 Maybe he's got bigger plans. 848 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:00,960 It's him. 849 00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:08,842 Fuck it. 850 00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:17,809 Oh, shit. 851 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,354 It's all here. 852 00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:22,814 I told you. Let's melt his supply. 853 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,777 Look for a plug or a switch. 854 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,541 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. Literally. 855 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:43,627 I see a power switch right by him. 856 00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:52,678 Help… yourselves. Run. 857 00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,095 - He's telling us to run. - We can't. 858 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,430 The Ice Cream Man is right there! 859 00:57:55,556 --> 00:57:56,974 The door. 860 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,142 Shit. No! 861 00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:03,313 Oh, my God. It's stuck! We're going to die in here. 862 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:06,400 At least we're going to heaven. 863 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:08,860 Tommy, that's not even slightly funny. 864 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,862 - It wasn't a joke. - I can't get a signal, 865 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,614 but Lizzie said she's coming here, so… 866 00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:14,408 Good thing we're in a walk-in freezer. 867 00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:17,410 That's where everyone going to church looks first, Jared. 868 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:22,374 Need a lift? 869 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,418 Chris, get me down from here. 870 00:58:24,543 --> 00:58:26,044 Oh, so now you want to be seen with me? 871 00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:28,881 Ha-ha. Very funny. Now, get me the fuck down. 872 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,674 Only if you promise to not be a dick. 873 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:33,218 Really? We're going to do this now? 874 00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:36,388 No better time. 875 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,557 Fine, fine. 876 00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:41,976 Chris, I… I promise I won't be a dick. 877 00:58:42,102 --> 00:58:43,561 And if you get me the fuck out of this, 878 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,605 I might even consider going to dinner with you, 879 00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:47,357 assuming that there's any restaurants left. 880 00:58:47,483 --> 00:58:50,152 But first, can you just get me the fuck down? 881 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:53,154 Dinner and a movie. 882 00:58:54,073 --> 00:58:55,491 Dinner. 883 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:58,827 Okay, fine. Both. Just get me down. 884 00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:00,704 Your terms are accepted. 885 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,045 Come on! Jump. 886 00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:15,927 Nice wheels. 887 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,138 I guess you really are an entrepreneur. 888 00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:19,348 I told you so. 889 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:21,183 I can even buy a movie ticket now. 890 00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:23,727 Where we going? 891 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:25,687 The church. Jared's hiding out there. 892 00:59:25,813 --> 00:59:27,356 Okay. Let's go. 893 00:59:34,947 --> 00:59:36,281 This is my fault. 894 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:37,533 All of it. 895 00:59:37,658 --> 00:59:39,284 How's this on you? 896 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:43,872 I know who the Ice Cream Man is. 897 00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:45,624 In a way, 898 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:47,292 I created him. 899 00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:49,795 - What? - Why would you create that? 900 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,506 I mean, I'm part of something that caused all of this. 901 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:55,800 Who is the Ice Cream Man? 902 00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:59,513 His name was Jonathan Smiley. 903 01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:02,599 He drove a truck. 904 01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:08,188 No one knew his real name or his past, 905 01:00:08,314 --> 01:00:10,607 but he spoke with a foreign accent, 906 01:00:10,733 --> 01:00:13,736 so we figured he came from someplace war-torn. 907 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:20,742 All he wanted was to make kids happy 908 01:00:20,868 --> 01:00:22,619 with his ice cream. 909 01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:27,666 Children are very trusting of adults, 910 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:32,086 especially adults in positions of authority, 911 01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:33,922 in uniform, 912 01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:37,551 teachers, religious figures. 913 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:41,138 And there are those adults 914 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:45,267 that would take advantage of that trust. 915 01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,479 What did the Ice Cream Man do? 916 01:00:48,604 --> 01:00:51,481 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 917 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:55,276 But he was blamed for the crimes of another. 918 01:00:56,779 --> 01:00:59,782 Horrible, unspeakable crimes. 919 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:11,460 I was a young priest. I tried to speak out, 920 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:14,588 but I was silenced by those more powerful. 921 01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:18,592 The scandal was too great. 922 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,760 Rumors spread, small town. 923 01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:22,929 Something had to be done. 924 01:01:23,764 --> 01:01:26,850 It was decided to put the blame 925 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:29,852 on someone disposable. 926 01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:33,148 The Ice Cream Man. 927 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:36,150 One lawyer went after him. 928 01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:39,488 He made all the kids lie in court. 929 01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,156 Can you point him out? 930 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:44,951 All the children testified against the Ice Cream Man. 931 01:01:45,953 --> 01:01:47,746 The adults fed them lies, 932 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:51,207 and they regurgitated those lies on the stand. 933 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,130 What was the lawyer's name? 934 01:01:58,716 --> 01:02:00,884 There is a special place in hell 935 01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:03,136 for men like Milton… 936 01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:05,180 Mayfair. 937 01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:09,560 That's my grandpa. 938 01:02:10,436 --> 01:02:11,728 It's okay. 939 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,193 Wait. You still haven't told us how he's able to do this. 940 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:22,363 When he was in jail, someone came to visit him. 941 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:25,909 He said he was a lawyer, 942 01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:29,412 but every word out of his mouth was a lie 943 01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:31,289 except for one promise. 944 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:32,791 By my hand… 945 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:34,083 That he would help the Ice Cream Man 946 01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:36,211 get his revenge on the town. 947 01:02:40,466 --> 01:02:42,634 He was a necromancer, 948 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:46,430 someone who raises the dead for a price. 949 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:51,351 For the Ice Cream Man's soul in exchange for his revenge. 950 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,105 The necromancer promised 951 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:57,440 that he would bring him back with special powers 952 01:02:57,566 --> 01:03:00,735 once the kids had grown into adults. 953 01:03:01,612 --> 01:03:05,324 When the town had long forgotten what they'd done, 954 01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:08,160 the Ice Cream Man would remind them. 955 01:03:11,747 --> 01:03:15,625 The next day, they found him dead in his cell. 956 01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:19,629 They decided to bury him 957 01:03:19,755 --> 01:03:23,008 in an unmarked grave by the sap of the river. 958 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:28,221 To resurrect him, the necromancer took his place. 959 01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:31,850 He's lying there now. 960 01:03:33,644 --> 01:03:35,896 How do we stop the Ice Cream Man, 961 01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:37,564 if we ever get out of here? 962 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:40,400 Kill the necromancer, 963 01:03:40,526 --> 01:03:42,736 the Ice Cream Man dies with him. 964 01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:45,572 So, all we have to do is kill the necromancer? 965 01:03:45,697 --> 01:03:47,448 Yeah, but he's not alone. 966 01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:49,200 He lies with a siren, 967 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:51,619 who will alert him if anyone attacks. 968 01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,289 So, then, all we have to do is kill the siren, 969 01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:55,998 and then kill the necromancer. 970 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,500 You can't just kill him. 971 01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,252 You have to cut his head off. 972 01:03:59,378 --> 01:04:02,255 Okay. So, we kill the siren, then we cut his head off. 973 01:04:02,381 --> 01:04:04,007 - Yes. - Okay. 974 01:04:04,132 --> 01:04:05,758 But you must not look at him. 975 01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:07,927 The necromancer can still seduce, 976 01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:10,055 even decapitated. 977 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:12,015 Hang on. We killed the siren, 978 01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,599 and then decapitated the necromancer, 979 01:04:13,725 --> 01:04:14,976 but we can't even look at him? 980 01:04:15,102 --> 01:04:16,311 Wait. This is a lot. 981 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:18,062 How would we kill him if we can't— 982 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:20,231 You kill the siren. You cut the necromancer's head off. 983 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:21,858 He'll be wearing a ceremonial cloak. 984 01:04:21,984 --> 01:04:24,653 Do not remove the hood. Find the Ice Cream Man. 985 01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,404 Remove the hood. 986 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:29,032 Make the Ice Cream Man look into the necromancer's eyes. 987 01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:30,575 That will kill him. 988 01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:33,077 Wait. What about the kids? 989 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,746 Do they just die? 990 01:04:35,664 --> 01:04:38,375 The cursed children will sleep and when they awake, 991 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,293 they'll remember none of this. 992 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,505 Hide. I'll distract the Ice Cream Man. 993 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,048 When he comes for me, you lock the door. 994 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:47,216 What? 995 01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,261 Saving you three is my only chance at salvation. 996 01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:51,471 Now, hide! 997 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,647 Ecce Crucem Domini. 998 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,943 Fugite Partes Adversae. 999 01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:08,905 Vicit Leo… Radix Juda. 1000 01:05:09,823 --> 01:05:11,741 Alleluia. 1001 01:05:11,867 --> 01:05:14,077 Alleluia, alleluia! 1002 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:19,248 Alleluia! 1003 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:22,752 Fuck. Go! 1004 01:05:22,878 --> 01:05:24,713 This way. Come on. 1005 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:31,969 Where is everyone? 1006 01:05:35,641 --> 01:05:37,976 - Hello? - Hello? 1007 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:40,228 Anyone here? 1008 01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:44,316 Holy… 1009 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:50,781 - Jared? - Lizzie! 1010 01:05:50,906 --> 01:05:52,490 - Jared. - Oh, my God. 1011 01:05:54,493 --> 01:05:56,411 Told you she'd come back to me. 1012 01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:58,246 Really, Chris? 1013 01:05:58,372 --> 01:05:59,373 Oh, shit. 1014 01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:05,963 Looks like Roger got his bell rung. 1015 01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:10,508 He had this bell. 1016 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:11,760 Chris! 1017 01:06:12,386 --> 01:06:14,638 - Did you get Mom and Dad? - Voice mail. 1018 01:06:14,763 --> 01:06:16,055 There's no answer at their offices. 1019 01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:17,765 Well, how about we get the fuck out of here 1020 01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:19,392 and call them on the way? 1021 01:06:19,518 --> 01:06:20,936 - We're going to the cemetery. - Fuckin' A, right? 1022 01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:22,270 We're all gonna be in the cemetery 1023 01:06:22,396 --> 01:06:23,814 if we don't get the fuck out of here. 1024 01:06:23,939 --> 01:06:25,857 No. We know how to stop him. Let's just— 1025 01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:28,068 - Wait. Wait. Where's Tommy? 1026 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:31,446 - Tommy? Tommy! - Tommy? 1027 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:33,614 Would you help with this shit? 1028 01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:35,450 What the fuck? 1029 01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:37,451 Are you going gold prospecting in the Old West or something? 1030 01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:38,828 You want to dig up a grave 1031 01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:40,830 with your bare hands, be my guest. 1032 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:46,544 Guess we're going to dig up a grave. 1033 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:06,022 Where is everyone? 1034 01:07:06,148 --> 01:07:08,859 Adults are hiding or dead. 1035 01:07:08,984 --> 01:07:11,152 Teens who ate it are in some kind of coma. 1036 01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:12,737 Kids are missing. 1037 01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:15,574 Did the priest know why the Ice Cream Man is doing this? 1038 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,826 Yeah. It has to do with Grandpa Milton. 1039 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:20,995 He made all the kids lie in court to put him away. 1040 01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:23,665 I guess this is his revenge. 1041 01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:26,876 Mom and Dad, they testified, too. 1042 01:07:27,002 --> 01:07:28,586 Yeah. 1043 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:31,172 I told you being a lawyer was a fucking family curse. 1044 01:07:33,175 --> 01:07:36,261 Chris, it looks like she needs help. 1045 01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:38,388 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1046 01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:42,975 I killed him! I killed him! 1047 01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:47,230 Do you want a ride? 1048 01:07:49,024 --> 01:07:50,775 Chris, go! 1049 01:07:50,901 --> 01:07:52,736 - I killed him! - Chris, go! 1050 01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:57,073 Sorry, lady. 1051 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,070 How are we supposed to find it? 1052 01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:38,031 It's an unmarked grave. 1053 01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:39,657 There's thousands of them. 1054 01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:45,956 Wait. What did he say about "by the sap of the river"? 1055 01:08:46,081 --> 01:08:47,499 Well, there's a river maple. 1056 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:49,042 Those things have a ton of sap. 1057 01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:51,085 Fucking pain in the ass to prune. 1058 01:08:51,211 --> 01:08:52,587 They can ruin a chainsaw. 1059 01:08:55,257 --> 01:08:57,050 What? 1060 01:08:57,175 --> 01:09:00,178 I take back what I said about you being a total retard. 1061 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:01,637 When did you ever say that? 1062 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:02,972 Well, I've said it, like, a zillion times. 1063 01:09:03,098 --> 01:09:04,557 Just never to your face. 1064 01:09:04,683 --> 01:09:06,810 I think her exact words were "a touch of the 'tism." 1065 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:09,979 Guys, could we please focus on finding this river maple? 1066 01:09:10,105 --> 01:09:11,898 Oh! I see one… 1067 01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:13,775 … there. 1068 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,067 Shit. 1069 01:09:42,721 --> 01:09:44,305 - Chris? - Backing up. 1070 01:09:44,431 --> 01:09:45,640 Bad idea! 1071 01:09:50,312 --> 01:09:52,063 They're surrounding us! 1072 01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:53,690 You don't say… 1073 01:09:57,611 --> 01:09:59,112 They're getting closer! They're getting closer! 1074 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,947 Chris! Oh, my gosh… 1075 01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:02,073 Chris! 1076 01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:04,117 - Hit it! - Fuck it! 1077 01:10:06,286 --> 01:10:08,121 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1078 01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:17,714 Fuck! 1079 01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:19,006 Holy shit! 1080 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,634 - Oh, my God! Brake! - Stop the fucking car! 1081 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:22,927 Okay! Okay! 1082 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:29,016 Find the grave! I'll distract him! 1083 01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:31,394 - Chris, I wanted to— - Go! Help them! 1084 01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:33,646 Remember, river Maple, leaking sap. 1085 01:10:38,193 --> 01:10:39,611 You're brilliant. 1086 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:40,945 Be safe. 1087 01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,701 Fuck yeah. 1088 01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:18,858 What are you doing? 1089 01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,536 I see it! 1090 01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:39,587 This one? 1091 01:11:39,713 --> 01:11:41,339 Pretty sure. 1092 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:43,340 Not a good time to be wrong. 1093 01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:45,509 There's no grass. This has got to be it. 1094 01:11:57,981 --> 01:11:59,607 What the fuck? 1095 01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:05,029 Are you fucking kidding me?! What the fuck?! 1096 01:12:06,906 --> 01:12:08,657 Get off my fucking truck! 1097 01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,536 Oh, my God! You're fucking disgusting! 1098 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:13,996 Fuck! 1099 01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:17,083 Ugh! 1100 01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:21,671 Come on! 1101 01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:23,923 I just got it detailed! 1102 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:27,593 Fucking kids! 1103 01:12:34,768 --> 01:12:36,895 Holy shit… 1104 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:39,397 All right… Okay. I'll do it. 1105 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:40,814 No. 1106 01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:44,318 My family started this. We're going to end it. 1107 01:12:45,445 --> 01:12:47,071 Hey, guys. I need your help. 1108 01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:49,324 - On the count of three. - Okay… 1109 01:12:49,449 --> 01:12:50,450 One… 1110 01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:52,243 - Two… - Jared, wait! 1111 01:12:52,369 --> 01:12:53,578 Don't do it. It's a trap. 1112 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:55,621 Elliott? What happened? 1113 01:12:55,747 --> 01:12:58,332 It wore off. Not all of his ice cream works. 1114 01:12:58,458 --> 01:12:59,625 He set a trap for you. 1115 01:12:59,751 --> 01:13:01,419 Don't listen. That's not Elliott! 1116 01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:03,671 - Come on, of course it's me. - Everything that comes out 1117 01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:06,341 of the Necromancer's mouth is a lie. Don't trust him. 1118 01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:08,092 Jared, that's dangerous. 1119 01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:09,844 Lizzie, make him listen. 1120 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:11,929 If we run… where are we going? 1121 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:13,639 We're getting out of here. 1122 01:13:13,765 --> 01:13:15,141 I know. But how? 1123 01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:17,643 Just trust me. You gotta come with me. 1124 01:13:17,769 --> 01:13:19,020 Before he gets back. 1125 01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:21,313 I will, if you tell me one thing. 1126 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,858 Anything. Come on. 1127 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:25,401 What did you call me yesterday 1128 01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:26,986 when I caught that fly and won the game. 1129 01:13:27,112 --> 01:13:28,780 I called you Jarhead. 1130 01:13:33,243 --> 01:13:34,535 I blew the game, Elliott. 1131 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:39,290 Just like you blew it now. 1132 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,625 Don't come near him! 1133 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,377 I don't have to. 1134 01:13:45,505 --> 01:13:46,714 Mia! 1135 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,050 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 1136 01:14:34,888 --> 01:14:36,139 Chris! 1137 01:14:36,264 --> 01:14:37,765 Chris! Help us! 1138 01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:41,185 - Dig! - Come on! 1139 01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:51,862 Holy shit. 1140 01:15:03,458 --> 01:15:05,293 Lizzie, the pickaxe! 1141 01:15:06,211 --> 01:15:08,379 All right, kid… Let's do it. 1142 01:15:12,467 --> 01:15:13,759 Chris! 1143 01:15:14,594 --> 01:15:16,470 Ah! Chris! 1144 01:15:17,388 --> 01:15:18,389 Just fucking kill him! 1145 01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:19,974 Fuck it! 1146 01:15:31,486 --> 01:15:34,572 It's so tasty, Tommy. You should try some. 1147 01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,782 Mia… No. 1148 01:15:36,908 --> 01:15:38,409 We were wrong. 1149 01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:40,119 It's the adults we can't trust. 1150 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:46,375 The Ice Cream Man was right. 1151 01:15:46,501 --> 01:15:48,878 He's the only one protecting us. 1152 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,963 He's giving us powers. 1153 01:15:51,089 --> 01:15:52,924 Powers to fight them. 1154 01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:59,889 It's so peaceful, Tommy. 1155 01:16:01,599 --> 01:16:03,183 He loves us. 1156 01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:28,876 ♪ I left my wife in the month of May ♪ 1157 01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:30,670 ♪ A risselty-rosselty now-now-now ♪ 1158 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:33,088 ♪ She killed a squirrel and baked a souffle ♪ 1159 01:16:33,214 --> 01:16:34,465 ♪ A risselty-rosselty… ♪ 1160 01:16:34,591 --> 01:16:36,759 Jared! Jared, wait! 1161 01:16:36,884 --> 01:16:39,094 - Don't look… - I'm going to kill him! 1162 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,512 Don't do it! 1163 01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:41,680 Why? 1164 01:16:41,806 --> 01:16:43,933 Tommy! Don't look at it! 1165 01:17:12,837 --> 01:17:16,090 I'm sorry, Tommy. 1166 01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:50,499 Every word out of his mouth was a lie, 1167 01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:53,502 except for one promise. 1168 01:17:54,545 --> 01:17:57,005 The Ice Cream Man's soul… 1169 01:17:57,131 --> 01:18:00,134 in exchange for his revenge. 1170 01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:57,900 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ 1171 01:18:58,025 --> 01:19:00,944 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 1172 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,280 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ 1173 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:07,076 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 1174 01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:10,078 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ 1175 01:19:10,204 --> 01:19:13,207 ♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪ 1176 01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:15,459 ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪ 1177 01:19:15,585 --> 01:19:19,255 ♪ It's the ice cream song ♪ 1178 01:19:27,722 --> 01:19:29,515 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1179 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,558 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1180 01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:33,435 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1181 01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:35,479 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1182 01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:37,356 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1183 01:19:37,482 --> 01:19:39,442 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1184 01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:41,360 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1185 01:19:41,486 --> 01:19:43,362 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1186 01:19:43,488 --> 01:19:45,156 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1187 01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:47,324 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1188 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:49,076 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1189 01:19:49,202 --> 01:19:51,245 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1190 01:19:51,370 --> 01:19:52,954 ♪ Man ♪ 1191 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:57,251 ♪ Ice Cream Man ♪ 1192 01:20:23,444 --> 01:20:25,320 Hi, kids. 1193 01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:27,614 Would you like some ice cream? 1194 01:20:30,785 --> 01:20:32,661 I'm the Ice Cream Man. 1195 01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:40,336 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1196 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:42,463 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1197 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,673 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1198 01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:46,383 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1199 01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:48,302 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1200 01:20:48,427 --> 01:20:50,345 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1201 01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:52,181 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1202 01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:54,266 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1203 01:20:54,392 --> 01:20:56,143 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1204 01:20:56,269 --> 01:20:58,229 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1205 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,022 ♪ You scream, I scream ♪ 1206 01:21:00,147 --> 01:21:02,149 ♪ We scream, ice cream ♪ 1207 01:21:02,275 --> 01:21:04,026 ♪ Man ♪ 1208 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,822 ♪ Ice Cream Man ♪