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I'm going to tell you the special story
tell from Cineman.

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First of all, I'm Cineman.

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I was there a few months ago
math teacher.

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Before Cineman, my name was Régis Deloux.

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Cineman won 73 Oscars in Hollywood,

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40 Golden Palms in Cannes...

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And the number of Césars
I don't count anymore.

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What Neil Armstrong Did on the Moon

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I did 40 years later

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with cinema because I am the first man
was who placed himself in a movie.

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I was never interested in the
cinema, apart from the actresses.

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Like everyone else.

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I especially liked math,
which I taught for 12 years.

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But now it's time for you
to introduce to Viviane.

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Viviane and I recently met
married.

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I still remember my proposal...

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...in a film from 1921, the most beautiful
day in my life.

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I wasn't alone for her
want to grab the moon,

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I had become the moon.

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Together we have a son,
Cineboy.

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We also have a dog, Cinedog.

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Lie down, Cinedog.

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And a cat, Cinecat.

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Believe me, something more beautiful
then the cinema is not there.

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I rarely go among you,

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and if so, I won't come
passed unnoticed.

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Oh. Are there any messages, Serge?

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Mr. Cineman. Yes, of course.

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Mr. Jean-Claude Dusse lets us know
that he is stuck in Val d'Isère.

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Okay. Anything else?

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Yes, I'll take a look.

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What is Darth Vader like in real life?

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Very stingy. He never will
offer a coffee.

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Harry Potter called. Again?

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From Inspector Harry
and Lara Croft.

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So pushy.

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Mr. Cineman. Mrs. Deneuve is waiting
at you in an '80s movie.

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She just waits a little longer.

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Would you like to order or wait a while?
- I'm waiting.

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Can I have a moment?

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Oh, someone else is calling.

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Yes?
- Where are you?

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I'm sleeping.

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What do you mean?

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Listen, Cathy.
Our appointment is tomorrow.

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No.

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Sorry, I'm on the phone with
Robocop.

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What do you mean?

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I'll call you back, Cathy.

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Hello?

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Sorry, Robo, that was Cathy.

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She must be jealous of Viviane.

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Well, no, I'm not with you
Amelie Poulain.

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That was a flirt, I was drunk.

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Do you know who Amélie is with?
No, it's over with him.

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With Shrek's brother.

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I've been wandering for over 28 days
In the desert

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And already say mirages
To turn

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The snow fairy is chasing me
And beats her drum

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The union pokers
The sellers of securities

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Crawled to my dune
And I get hit on my head

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Wanting to be alone is not popular

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If you take too long

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You're in the desert

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You wonder

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What to do with all those fake rules
Of the game

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That they want you blindfolded
Play

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All vultures of power
Led by a dubious clown

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Throw themselves at me to the music
From a poor accordionist

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I think they want to talk about it
The joy of the artist's life

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On the other side is the equally strange one
Cain

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His eye is full of sand
And his mouth is full of judgments

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He is enthroned in a cemetery
From old excavators

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If you've been too long

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You're in the desert

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Makes you wonder what's the point
Having all these fake rules

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Of the game you
Must play blindfolded

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They say that poets
All become arms dealers

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We are 50 million poets
So that must make us so charming

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On a moon of Saturn
My parrot is raising the alarm

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Funny, but no one is watching

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Friday comes out of nowhere
And lonely Robinson

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Says: "I lost my island
Have you seen the sea?"

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I have to deal with him
About nuclear fusion

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If you've been too long

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You're in the desert

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Are you wondering where all those fake rules
Good for being

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From the game they blindfolded you
Wanting to play

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If you've been too long

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You're in the desert, la, la la

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You wonder what's the point

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Your eyes blindfolded

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CINEMAN

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Yesterday a man came stumbling
Approached me and said:

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“How many days did you last?”

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I replied: "Almost 30"

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A few months earlier...

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What color is this, Mamesse?
- Yellow.

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By?
- Corrected homework.

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Checked homework.

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In the 12 years that I have been teaching,
I've never seen this before.

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I thought I taught higher mathematics,

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but this has nothing to do with it
with mathematics.

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I will reassure you immediately,
there is nothing higher about it.

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Okay, I'm going to hand it out.

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Mamesse...

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The Balzac of mathematics.

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Seventeen pages.
With everything, Mamesse.

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There's blood in it, and action...

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Sex. Everything.

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Except math.

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This was part one.
I'm waiting for part two

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with impatience.

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Two is the number I gave you.
Should I give it back? No.

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I put it where it came from.

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That's simpler.

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Combourieux. My, my.

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Can you walk?

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Yes.

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Can you breathe?

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Yes.

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Can you pee?

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Please.
I thought you couldn't do anything.

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Here, keep it carefully.
Maybe it will come in handy.

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Oh yes, Fabienne.

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I didn't give you a grade.

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I wanted your average
don't bring it down.

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But the concept of continuity
isn't really included.

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Right?

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A function continues,
that goes smoothly...

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Okay?

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If you have any problems,
then talk to me on Facebook.

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De Groot.

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Is the De Groot there?
I mean physically.

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Because he has been intellectual for a long time
no longer among us.

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I'm here.

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Yes, there he is, De Groot.

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I have your homework.

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I walk over De Groot's homework.

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With my left foot, that brings
happiness.

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One look... My goodness...

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I'll give you an extra point. It says
namely something understandable.

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My footprint.

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In short, we absolutely have to this year
Get 40%

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that can go to the grandes écoles.

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The board monitors our performance
strictly monitored.

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And now...

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...I would like to focus for a moment
to Mr Deloux.

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We have a little problem.

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Nothing serious.

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To your pedagogy
it is not.

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But you are here about students
to stimulate.

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Not to take them from the 1st trimester
to demotivate with sad figures.

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Mr. Coq used to be
a failed biology teacher.

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He had written a thesis about
the nervous system of frogs.

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According to him, the most intelligent animal
after man.

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If I may remark, Headmaster,

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psychology is never a strong point
belonged to Mr. Deloux.

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Well, well, well...

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I make sure that every year

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five students to the Polytechnique
go.

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Ten to the Central.

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Mathematics requires a military one
preparation.

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Without discipline

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no success.

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I lead an elite commando.

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Yes, I was harsh on you sometimes.

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But I get your students
into small pieces.

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They trust me.
- That's your problem, Sidonie.

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Society doesn't give it to them
gift.

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They are still very vulnerable.

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Be a little careful.

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Something's actually bothering me.

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Go ahead, I'm listening.

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Do you find me attractive?

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Are you serious? Absolutely not.

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That hurt.

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Every Saturday I had dinner with one
woman I met online.

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My name is Régis Deloux,

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but online I operated
under the name Viking 14.

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I had my real photo on Meetic
have to put.

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But we've been chatting for two years.

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We are now entering the decorating phase...

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Of our relationship.
That is a difficult phase.

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Exciting too.

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Please.

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This is for you.

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Banana shape earrings.

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They go tut-tut
when you press it.

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You're crazy.

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I don't have to explain,
you drive me crazy.

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It's that simple.

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I'll be honest with you...

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Tut, tut...
Do you know Marc Lavoine?

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The philosopher?

196
00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,772
You have the eyes of a revolver.

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A revolver, Maud.

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Look now.
You smell like patchouli.

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You wear moccasins.

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Your dandruff is worse than a snow shower.

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Say, Maud...
- Viking 14...

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Maud, stop it.

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Fuck off.
-Maud.

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There is Baba au Rhum for dessert.

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Meanwhile in the movie...

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Everything had started in
Sissi,

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Viviane's original film,
her birth film,

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if you like.

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In all episodes of Sissi
the waltz is danced.

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Viviane was promised to Archduke
Helmut, an operetta prince.

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Well, everything went wonderfully
until one day...

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Why are you stopping?

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Craps.

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Good evening, loser.

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Do something.

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Gentlemen.

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Help!

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Help me!

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THE NEXT DAY
MONTREUIL-SOUS-BOIS

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Don't have a tissue? No.

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Where did you find this?

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In the trash can of an old one
cinema.

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What does fate cost?
- Sixty euros.

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I'm having a good day.

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Here, five euros.
-Are you crazy?

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00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:06,061
What does this say?
- Lebesgue integral.

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00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:08,115
And here?
- Logarithms.

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Logarithm tables.

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Who finds that interesting?
- Not many people.

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No, few people.
This interests...

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Nobody.
- That's what I said.

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So it should be free.
Here, for a coffee.

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That was my world from before:
old books, old boxes,

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an old neighborhood, an old apartment building...

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00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:29,938
...an old guy.

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00:12:32,006 --> 00:12:32,844
Sir!

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This is a demolition site.

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No, I live here.

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It's very unhealthy inside.

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On Tuesday I demolished everything.

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The asbestos percentage is 76%.

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If you're still here tomorrow
with your Playmobil men,

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I'll kick you a mawashi-geri.
Okay, Village People?

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You are crazy.

245
00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:56,102
This building is dangerous.

246
00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,459
No, it's the castle
from my youth.

247
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No one has lived there since 1972
in this building.

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00:13:08,256 --> 00:13:11,393
The cats have the place
taken from the neighbors,

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Nettle grows on the carpet

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and instead of wallpaper there grow
ferns along the wall.

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I had no idea that I
would move to the movies.

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Dad Deloux, mom Deloux...

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I'm having a bulldozer attack
declined.

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You can be proud.

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I wanted to be like you,
especially to you, mom.

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Wow. Great.

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Humbert's book about
Hamilton's quaternions.

258
00:13:44,297 --> 00:13:47,313
Good catch.
I've been looking for you for so long.

259
00:13:47,506 --> 00:13:48,506
Ouch.

260
00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:07,711
Dear stranger,
my anonymous hero...

261
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:11,887
When you hear this voice in your sleep,
did you prick yourself on my brooch?

262
00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:14,483
I beg you, come help me.

263
00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:18,269
But I warn you that you
ends up in a new world.

264
00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:22,017
Don't be surprised by anything
and above all don't shiver.

265
00:14:44,797 --> 00:14:48,471
Doctor, I keep changing
of color in black and white.

266
00:14:48,672 --> 00:14:49,973
It's terrible.

267
00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:51,888
And I crack too.

268
00:14:52,089 --> 00:14:54,675
Wait... I have no control
about my movements.

269
00:14:54,881 --> 00:14:57,354
I speed up.
I have no color anymore.

270
00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:59,067
What should I do?

271
00:14:59,235 --> 00:15:00,752
Doctor.

272
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,716
Is it serious?

273
00:15:03,922 --> 00:15:05,768
I've never seen this before.

274
00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:09,185
Never seen before.

275
00:15:10,089 --> 00:15:12,309
Have you been to an exotic country?

276
00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:14,595
I have Montreuil-sous-Bois
never leave.

277
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,393
Do you use coke?

278
00:15:16,589 --> 00:15:19,269
No, I eat cookies
of milk chocolate.

279
00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:22,836
I first thought about the syndrome
from Kirikoff.

280
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,183
I know that well.

281
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,175
It's possible

282
00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:30,852
Simmons' disease,
I can treat that too.

283
00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:35,589
Or Klein's disease, why me
laugh. But this...

284
00:15:35,797 --> 00:15:37,300
Then who owns it?

285
00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:41,170
Whose disease is this?
- Yours, I'm afraid.

286
00:15:42,422 --> 00:15:45,270
You need to see a specialist.
- In which?

287
00:15:45,464 --> 00:15:48,595
What kind of specialist?
I ask you that.

288
00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:52,109
I don't know what you have.
So what do you mean, what kind of specialist?

289
00:15:53,631 --> 00:15:55,394
It doesn't exist.

290
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,174
There isn't one.

291
00:15:59,214 --> 00:16:01,682
Patient Deloux Régis, 40 years old.

292
00:16:01,881 --> 00:16:06,518
I see a slight spiral
hardening of the strangular wall

293
00:16:06,714 --> 00:16:08,028
of the thyroid body.

294
00:16:08,214 --> 00:16:09,434
More disturbing

295
00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:13,231
the cellular contamination

296
00:16:13,422 --> 00:16:16,269
of black and white texture

297
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,962
with varying

298
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,882
brilliance.

299
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:24,934
You are going to try this treatment
with effervescent suppositories,

300
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,175
seven times a day.

301
00:16:27,381 --> 00:16:29,604
I have a friend's address
written down

302
00:16:29,797 --> 00:16:31,978
that might help you.

303
00:16:32,152 --> 00:16:35,424
Is he good?
- For what you have, he's the only one.

304
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:40,249
A few suppositories later...

305
00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:04,722
Pierre Richard?

306
00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:06,223
Oh, motherfucker.

307
00:17:06,422 --> 00:17:07,970
He broke my foot.

308
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:11,547
I hate it when they bother me
when I play golf.

309
00:17:11,756 --> 00:17:12,896
Damn.

310
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,889
Doctor Caligari recommended you to me.

311
00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:17,138
Don't just stand there, help me.

312
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,971
My, my.

313
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,393
Are you the man with the brooch?
Have your colors returned?

314
00:17:22,589 --> 00:17:26,389
So nasty, black and white.
These suppositories work well.

315
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:28,427
Massage my ankle.

316
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,637
Ouch.

317
00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:32,557
Carefully. You hurt me.

318
00:17:32,756 --> 00:17:35,387
I'm confused.
The situation is serious.

319
00:17:35,568 --> 00:17:36,552
Show the brooch.

320
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:38,639
This? Yes.

321
00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:41,592
It is indeed from Viviane Cook.

322
00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:43,970
Who is Viviane Crook?
-Cook.

323
00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:47,141
She was recently kidnapped in
Sissi.

324
00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:49,884
This is indeed her brooch.

325
00:17:50,089 --> 00:17:52,642
What kind of brooch is that?
- A cry for help.

326
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,181
An S.O.S.,
a bottle at sea.

327
00:17:55,714 --> 00:17:58,937
When you pricked yourself, you were pointed out
as her savior.

328
00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:03,354
You have to go into the movie and her
free and return to Sissi.

329
00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:07,063
The man with the brooch.

330
00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:09,020
Lucky guy.

331
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,770
Look, I'm a teacher
higher mathematics.

332
00:18:12,964 --> 00:18:15,761
Shooting yourself in movies is
scientifically impossible.

333
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:20,141
You can go to the Moon and to Mars,
but not to movies.

334
00:18:20,339 --> 00:18:22,766
Then what did Alice do?

335
00:18:22,964 --> 00:18:26,553
She went to Wonderland
through an oak tree.

336
00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:29,689
It's the same with you,
you go to the movies.

337
00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:34,937
Just like her, Deloux.
You are the Alice of modern times.

338
00:18:35,131 --> 00:18:38,478
Aren't you tired of all that raking?

339
00:18:39,089 --> 00:18:41,898
Living in the cat pee, with ferns
and asbestos?

340
00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:44,052
Frogs from Mr. Coq and
second power roots?

341
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:47,677
What do you think that brooch is?
- No idea.

342
00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:50,061
You become a man of the movies.

343
00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:51,599
A cinematographer.

344
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,694
With all due respect,

345
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:57,598
but Régis Deloux never will
set foot in a movie.

346
00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:00,140
As you wish.

347
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,804
How are the women doing anyway?

348
00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:06,099
No problem.

349
00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:09,473
What do you mean?

350
00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:11,556
Just like that.

351
00:19:11,756 --> 00:19:13,060
What do you mean?

352
00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:16,050
Deloux, you need to understand one thing.

353
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,113
If you save this woman,
are you the hero.

354
00:19:19,714 --> 00:19:20,323
And then?

355
00:19:20,881 --> 00:19:23,796
In a movie the hero has
all women.

356
00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:25,879
How much then?

357
00:19:26,089 --> 00:19:26,929
Well, everyone...

358
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:29,271
All of them, and I should know.

359
00:19:35,422 --> 00:19:36,689
When do I leave?

360
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:40,880
I'm not just sending you
kung fu movies and war movies.

361
00:19:41,693 --> 00:19:43,549
That requires abs and biceps.

362
00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:45,273
You need to start training.

363
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:46,965
Let's go.

364
00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:52,432
What's up, dude?

365
00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:55,048
Barthez... Get out.

366
00:20:52,047 --> 00:20:54,389
Okay, which movie do I start with?

367
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:58,566
What would you say about one
spaghetti western in Technicolor?

368
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,131
Early 70's. Fine.

369
00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:03,133
Music by Ennio Morricone.
According to my information

370
00:21:03,339 --> 00:21:05,131
Viviane is in there.

371
00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:07,732
Do you know
For a few dollars more

372
00:21:07,922 --> 00:21:09,190
by Luigi Scarbozza?

373
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,258
I don't know that movie, but...

374
00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:13,171
You will experience it, believe me.

375
00:21:13,381 --> 00:21:14,397
Question...

376
00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:16,303
If I found Viviane,

377
00:21:16,506 --> 00:21:20,263
How do I put her back in?
Sissi?

378
00:21:20,464 --> 00:21:22,606
Have you ever traveled?
from Lille to Marseille?

379
00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:23,649
Never.

380
00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:26,849
Then you go through all kinds of things
cities.

381
00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:29,049
You come through all kinds of films.

382
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:30,222
How?

383
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,143
In westerns, on a horse.
In Star Wars by ship.

384
00:21:33,318 --> 00:21:36,093
In Le Dernier metro by metro.
In Titanic by boat.

385
00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:37,563
That's simple.
- Okay.

386
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,305
And as promised, Mr. Richard,

387
00:21:40,506 --> 00:21:42,059
during the trip
do I kiss the woman?

388
00:21:42,256 --> 00:21:44,586
Of course, there's the movie
made for.

389
00:21:44,797 --> 00:21:48,210
Happy. And once I'm in
Sissi sits,

390
00:21:48,422 --> 00:21:50,339
how do I bring her here?

391
00:21:51,339 --> 00:21:54,027
Please listen to me carefully.

392
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:55,688
Otherwise there will be no more Deloux.

393
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,056
You absolutely must take care of it

394
00:21:58,256 --> 00:22:02,262
that you come into contact with water.
A well, a river, a lake...

395
00:22:02,464 --> 00:22:04,979
...a stream and you are
back again.

396
00:22:05,172 --> 00:22:06,762
Completely absurd.

397
00:22:06,964 --> 00:22:10,482
How do I get into a movie now?

398
00:22:10,672 --> 00:22:13,502
That's even easier.
Take out the brooch.

399
00:22:14,006 --> 00:22:15,845
I take the brooch...

400
00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:19,221
You kiss the brooch and presto,
you are in the movie.

401
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:22,804
Where is Viviane?

402
00:22:24,172 --> 00:22:26,012
I'm not going to kiss a brooch.

403
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,145
Go ahead, I'll watch you.

404
00:22:29,277 --> 00:22:30,390
Come on.

405
00:22:34,547 --> 00:22:36,441
Come on, fine. Put it on.

406
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,045
Action.

407
00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:16,140
Why aren't you wearing the clothes?
that I gave you?

408
00:23:16,339 --> 00:23:18,214
I don't go for everyone anymore
dancing.

409
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:22,520
Watch your words, Sissi.

410
00:23:22,714 --> 00:23:25,216
You'll be downstairs in 12 minutes
to dance.

411
00:23:25,422 --> 00:23:27,848
I want the whole Far West
before you drool.

412
00:23:28,047 --> 00:23:30,058
Drooling with jealousy.

413
00:23:30,256 --> 00:23:31,978
But you're jealous.

414
00:23:32,172 --> 00:23:33,093
Yes.

415
00:23:34,381 --> 00:23:36,179
And if someone looks at you too much,

416
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,472
I'll put a new bullet hole
in his forehead.

417
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,756
I don't care, I'm not going.

418
00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:43,946
You're not going?
Do you sometimes not understand?

419
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,062
You are my thing
you are my object.

420
00:23:47,256 --> 00:23:48,312
You are my wife.

421
00:23:48,506 --> 00:23:49,633
I'm not your wife.

422
00:24:34,297 --> 00:24:36,721
Who are you?
- The look that kills,

423
00:24:36,922 --> 00:24:39,217
the beard growing, the revolver
who smokes...

424
00:24:39,422 --> 00:24:41,479
I'm Dangerous Régis.

425
00:24:41,652 --> 00:24:43,978
Dangerous Regis.

426
00:24:47,922 --> 00:24:48,964
What are you doing here?

427
00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:55,682
I'm coming to get my wife
little cowboy.

428
00:25:03,277 --> 00:25:06,135
I hate it when they kill me
with turned back.

429
00:25:10,672 --> 00:25:12,772
Say, your mother gave you big feet,

430
00:25:12,964 --> 00:25:15,057
very good.
A pair of boots just arrived

431
00:25:18,006 --> 00:25:19,065
available.

432
00:25:22,047 --> 00:25:26,309
Here, kid, get this cigarillo
and start playing Régis Dangereux.

433
00:25:26,506 --> 00:25:29,145
Hey. Ole.

434
00:25:33,006 --> 00:25:33,978
Ouch.

435
00:25:40,381 --> 00:25:41,312
Yes, Mr. Coq?

436
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:44,265
What's happening?
What a terrible noise you make.

437
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,054
Sorry, it's a bad time.

438
00:25:46,256 --> 00:25:47,938
I'm in the middle of an action scene.

439
00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:49,428
Mother fucker.

440
00:25:49,943 --> 00:25:51,261
Get the fuck out!

441
00:25:51,464 --> 00:25:53,393
You're too late.
Your students are waiting.

442
00:25:53,568 --> 00:25:56,297
Tell them I want my topology lesson
catch up tomorrow.

443
00:25:56,506 --> 00:25:57,146
Ah.

444
00:25:57,339 --> 00:25:58,643
Here, villain.

445
00:25:58,839 --> 00:26:01,229
We'll talk about it in five minutes.

446
00:26:01,422 --> 00:26:03,425
Five minutes is getting a little tight.

447
00:26:18,756 --> 00:26:21,930
Welcome to the party of the slip,
gringo.

448
00:26:24,922 --> 00:26:26,181
Amateurs?

449
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,890
Here, extra,
I'm the star in this movie.

450
00:27:26,172 --> 00:27:27,353
I know her.

451
00:27:29,839 --> 00:27:35,298
Listen, fellows
I know you wish a night with me

452
00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,334
Sing to me, baby.

453
00:27:38,547 --> 00:27:40,523
But let me tell you

454
00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:43,584
Tonight, I am a lonely woman

455
00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:50,886
I need love

456
00:27:51,381 --> 00:27:52,849
Viviane!

457
00:27:54,443 --> 00:27:55,710
I'm here.

458
00:27:58,193 --> 00:27:59,309
Viviane!

459
00:27:59,964 --> 00:28:00,973
Viviane!

460
00:28:01,672 --> 00:28:02,304
Viviane!

461
00:28:05,235 --> 00:28:06,599
I have the brooch.

462
00:28:09,985 --> 00:28:11,097
It's him.

463
00:28:13,006 --> 00:28:14,805
I'm the man with the brooch.

464
00:28:16,881 --> 00:28:17,541
Viviane...

465
00:28:17,777 --> 00:28:19,953
We'll see each other soon.

466
00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:21,336
Backstage.

467
00:28:21,547 --> 00:28:23,854
I wouldn't try it.

468
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,263
Shh.

469
00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:39,879
Shut up.

470
00:29:10,006 --> 00:29:12,922
Say, this is the party of the slip,
gringo?

471
00:29:13,131 --> 00:29:14,350
Be careful, he's dangerous.

472
00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:17,437
Who do I have the honor with?

473
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,928
Craps. Douglas Craps.

474
00:29:20,506 --> 00:29:24,384
Pleasant, Donald.
I'm Dangerous Régis.

475
00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:27,434
Regis Dangereux.

476
00:29:29,318 --> 00:29:30,730
A dung beetle?

477
00:29:30,964 --> 00:29:33,311
If you want fresh breath,
the answer is no.

478
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:34,596
I'll kill you.

479
00:29:34,797 --> 00:29:36,337
Hmm...

480
00:29:36,547 --> 00:29:39,937
You shouldn't have come here,
asshole.

481
00:29:41,568 --> 00:29:42,839
I stand where I want

482
00:29:43,464 --> 00:29:45,883
and that's usually on your big mouth.

483
00:29:47,985 --> 00:29:51,433
Still, fagot?

484
00:29:53,131 --> 00:29:54,844
Tell me, young One-Eye,

485
00:29:56,089 --> 00:29:58,683
I'm not done yet
Miss Cook.

486
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,062
We like each other.

487
00:30:01,422 --> 00:30:03,056
She's beautiful.

488
00:30:05,318 --> 00:30:06,981
We'll meet on the main street

489
00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:10,813
for the final match.
Let's say at 3:30 PM.

490
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:13,391
Three thirty...

491
00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:15,053
P.M.

492
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,965
The world is beautiful

493
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:24,796
Everyone, he's nice

494
00:30:25,964 --> 00:30:31,045
The world is beautiful
Everyone, he's sweet

495
00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:35,392
The world is beautiful

496
00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:38,517
Everyone, he's sweet

497
00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:41,894
The world is beautiful

498
00:30:42,089 --> 00:30:44,560
Everyone, he's sweet

499
00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:48,889
Ahhh...

500
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:53,304
Be careful.

501
00:30:58,381 --> 00:31:01,131
We'll see who's in love
on my wife.

502
00:31:01,339 --> 00:31:04,514
Deloux Regis. May 25, 1967,

503
00:31:05,881 --> 00:31:06,768
math teacher.

504
00:31:06,964 --> 00:31:10,473
Higher mathematics.
- You're lucky I already pooped.

505
00:31:11,881 --> 00:31:14,062
You're not leaving me here, are you?

506
00:31:14,256 --> 00:31:16,358
My skin can't stand the sun.

507
00:31:17,464 --> 00:31:19,844
You will get all kinds of girlfriends.

508
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:23,480
Ants, snakes,

509
00:31:23,672 --> 00:31:25,093
scorpions.

510
00:31:25,881 --> 00:31:27,236
You don't know, Colonel,

511
00:31:28,464 --> 00:31:30,064
that I'm sorry.

512
00:31:35,172 --> 00:31:38,927
I'm sorry, Colonel.
I apologise.

513
00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:41,384
Don't shout. I'm a bastard

514
00:31:41,589 --> 00:31:43,053
but not deaf and dumb.

515
00:31:43,839 --> 00:31:45,022
Adios, gringo.

516
00:31:45,214 --> 00:31:48,681
Come back. Shit on my head
and we forget about it.

517
00:31:48,881 --> 00:31:49,820
This is ridiculous.

518
00:31:50,006 --> 00:31:51,891
I want to go back to Montreuil.

519
00:31:59,714 --> 00:32:01,715
Help! Is anyone there?

520
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:03,435
Help! There are animals here.

521
00:32:07,506 --> 00:32:08,348
They bite.

522
00:32:24,547 --> 00:32:25,506
Go away.

523
00:32:56,881 --> 00:32:59,983
I'm really sorry,
Mister Dangereux.

524
00:33:01,172 --> 00:33:03,353
You'll do better next time.

525
00:33:03,527 --> 00:33:06,592
But I'll take you with me.
- He must be defeated first.

526
00:33:06,797 --> 00:33:10,131
If you are in the movie the princess
want to kidnap,

527
00:33:11,131 --> 00:33:13,072
the hero must defeat the villain.

528
00:33:13,256 --> 00:33:16,981
Funny guy, those Craps,
with his rings and his sabre...

529
00:33:17,172 --> 00:33:18,761
A personality.

530
00:33:19,339 --> 00:33:21,602
Ah. Craps...

531
00:33:21,797 --> 00:33:22,760
Get out quickly now.

532
00:33:24,131 --> 00:33:26,641
There is a well at 5 o'clock.
You can go home.

533
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:29,090
No, I feel fine here.

534
00:33:29,297 --> 00:33:32,215
I think I'm a little crazy
on you.

535
00:33:32,422 --> 00:33:33,671
A bit much.

536
00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:35,153
Oh...

537
00:33:36,506 --> 00:33:38,641
When will we meet again
sweetie?

538
00:33:39,506 --> 00:33:42,715
Kiss my brooch on Monday,
at exactly 2:32 p.m.

539
00:33:42,922 --> 00:33:45,114
2:32 PM, no problem. Ciao.

540
00:33:45,964 --> 00:33:46,891
See you Monday.

541
00:33:47,089 --> 00:33:49,429
I like walking back.

542
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,590
I like walking through the desert.

543
00:33:51,777 --> 00:33:56,420
Actually, this isn't a real one either
desert.

544
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:02,722
Actually it is a desert.

545
00:34:03,297 --> 00:34:04,975
Damn.

546
00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:11,090
Oh.

547
00:35:11,797 --> 00:35:12,892
Damn.

548
00:35:16,006 --> 00:35:17,561
Deloux...
- Yes?

549
00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:20,307
Is it you?
- Yes.

550
00:35:21,214 --> 00:35:23,606
We didn't have an appointment.
- No.

551
00:35:24,297 --> 00:35:26,813
I don't want to be disturbed
while playing billiards.

552
00:35:27,006 --> 00:35:29,432
And I don't want to look like an idiot
seen.

553
00:35:29,631 --> 00:35:32,221
I am told:
"Régis, film, film star, women."

554
00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:34,884
And who do I meet in the film:
Douglas Craps.

555
00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:38,180
You will explain to me immediately
who is that Douglas Craps.

556
00:35:38,381 --> 00:35:39,848
Douglas Craps...

557
00:35:40,047 --> 00:35:42,936
No, hands off the billiards.

558
00:35:43,131 --> 00:35:45,563
Craps is the ultimate villain
of the movie.

559
00:35:45,735 --> 00:35:48,594
Craps was there from the start
on the wrong side.

560
00:35:48,797 --> 00:35:52,064
Apart from some supporting roles, he gave
his career a boost

561
00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:56,432
and climbed the ladder of evil
to become the greatest villain of all.

562
00:35:56,631 --> 00:35:58,560
As a leader of unemployed extras

563
00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:02,594
he sowed terror and panic
in film history.

564
00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:05,930
With his Craps Angels

565
00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:08,843
he covered thousands of kilometers
film roll off.

566
00:36:09,027 --> 00:36:11,304
He dueled with fair princes,

567
00:36:11,506 --> 00:36:14,386
law enforcement officers, pagans...

568
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,397
All to steal their wives.

569
00:36:20,839 --> 00:36:24,759
Here he conquers Viviane Cook,
formerly Sissi.

570
00:36:26,297 --> 00:36:30,350
A true obsession.
She became his only prisoner.

571
00:36:30,527 --> 00:36:33,714
And he dragged her along forever
from film to film.

572
00:36:34,589 --> 00:36:35,814
And those women?

573
00:36:36,006 --> 00:36:39,515
They waited for villains to come to them
save.

574
00:36:40,422 --> 00:36:42,313
You tell me now

575
00:36:42,485 --> 00:36:45,882
that I'm not the only man
who went into a movie?

576
00:36:46,068 --> 00:36:47,252
Okay, that's true.

577
00:36:47,443 --> 00:36:49,674
But you are the only one

578
00:36:49,881 --> 00:36:52,946
who came back.
I'll explain it to you, come.

579
00:36:54,443 --> 00:36:59,220
Deloux, before you went ordinary boys,
boring burgers,

580
00:36:59,422 --> 00:37:03,599
saving young women in films
which Craps had conquered.

581
00:37:03,777 --> 00:37:07,134
Boring burgers?
Poor wretch, yes.

582
00:37:07,318 --> 00:37:09,299
That's somewhat true. Look.

583
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:14,970
The man being tortured is
Pierre Lefranc, a butcher

584
00:37:15,172 --> 00:37:17,814
who had imprisoned Craps since 1972

585
00:37:18,006 --> 00:37:21,144
in a scene from Hercules
in The Vale of Woe.

586
00:37:23,818 --> 00:37:25,793
And this is Jean-Yves Leroux, married,

587
00:37:26,027 --> 00:37:27,942
38 years, two children,
accountant.

588
00:37:28,797 --> 00:37:31,473
He is eternally haunted
by a brontosaurus

589
00:37:31,672 --> 00:37:33,299
in a 1910 film.

590
00:37:36,047 --> 00:37:37,524
This is Bruno Antiste,

591
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:40,432
product leader at Procter and Gamble.
Craps let him

592
00:37:40,631 --> 00:37:43,395
in the back of a car six years ago
who drives through. Boom.

593
00:37:43,568 --> 00:37:46,545
This is Martial Blanc, nickname
The hamster', gas station attendant.

594
00:37:46,756 --> 00:37:50,336
He's been running around like this for 12 years
over a vat of acid.

595
00:37:50,547 --> 00:37:54,305
Deloux, are you okay?
you seem so sad.

596
00:37:55,297 --> 00:37:58,056
You don't like her, Viviane?
- Yes.

597
00:37:58,797 --> 00:38:01,522
She drives me crazy
but I find him terrifying.

598
00:38:01,693 --> 00:38:04,766
A hero like you was made
to face the danger.

599
00:38:06,714 --> 00:38:09,018
Something's bothering me.

600
00:38:09,214 --> 00:38:11,149
Can I keep this head?

601
00:38:11,339 --> 00:38:14,131
Oh, no.
This is a movie head.

602
00:38:14,339 --> 00:38:16,685
It's not yours, it's yours
give back.

603
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,348
Calm down, after a good night's sleep
sleep

604
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:22,560
you have your deadpan head again
of a mathematician.

605
00:38:23,839 --> 00:38:25,386
Just for dinner?

606
00:38:27,589 --> 00:38:29,720
Until midnight. But after that...

607
00:38:30,547 --> 00:38:33,097
But what if I want to go to the disco afterwards?

608
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,081
No.

609
00:38:41,714 --> 00:38:43,750
Are we just skipping classes, Régis?

610
00:38:43,964 --> 00:38:45,812
Extremely sensitive
private matter.

611
00:38:46,006 --> 00:38:48,107
Duteil, fort, fort.

612
00:38:48,297 --> 00:38:50,971
With the English teacher?
She's quite nice.

613
00:38:51,172 --> 00:38:53,144
I said extremely private.

614
00:38:53,902 --> 00:38:56,677
What did you do with your arm?

615
00:38:56,881 --> 00:38:59,015
Oh, I'll let myself chase a horse
drag.

616
00:39:00,277 --> 00:39:01,296
Sugar!

617
00:39:03,985 --> 00:39:07,387
After I had about 10 desesperados
had turned off.

618
00:39:07,589 --> 00:39:08,596
What?

619
00:39:08,797 --> 00:39:10,061
Desesperados.

620
00:39:10,256 --> 00:39:11,806
Oh yes? Where then?

621
00:39:13,152 --> 00:39:15,719
In the rugged Nevada desert.

622
00:39:15,922 --> 00:39:17,971
So that's why you're drinking beer now?

623
00:39:21,047 --> 00:39:22,517
Ah.

624
00:39:22,922 --> 00:39:25,470
Do you know the Wild West, Sidonie?

625
00:39:27,006 --> 00:39:29,106
That's in the US.
- Really and truly?

626
00:39:29,297 --> 00:39:32,686
Very dangerous,
but a real survival school.

627
00:39:32,881 --> 00:39:35,475
You just have to pay attention to the villains.

628
00:39:36,777 --> 00:39:38,887
And sunstroke.
- Oh yes?

629
00:39:39,089 --> 00:39:41,436
I always keep an eye out for idiots.

630
00:39:46,922 --> 00:39:48,554
Testing for everyone.

631
00:39:48,756 --> 00:39:50,645
You don't mean that.

632
00:39:51,464 --> 00:39:53,843
Is something wrong, Mamesse?
Do you want to fight?

633
00:39:54,047 --> 00:39:56,228
A duel with a Winchester 73?

634
00:39:57,047 --> 00:39:58,390
For those who don't know,

635
00:39:58,589 --> 00:40:01,393
Régis Deloux uses one
Winchester 73 with more bullets.

636
00:40:01,589 --> 00:40:03,464
Come on, grab a piece of paper.

637
00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:06,982
Show what you know about
Chebyshev polynomials.

638
00:40:20,756 --> 00:40:22,737
Combourieux, tell me what time
it is.

639
00:40:22,902 --> 00:40:24,431
2:31 p.m., sir.

640
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:28,061
The minutes that separated me
Viviane,

641
00:40:28,256 --> 00:40:29,511
seemed like centuries.

642
00:40:29,714 --> 00:40:31,111
I couldn't wait.

643
00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:33,597
What movie did she have with me
agreed?

644
00:40:33,777 --> 00:40:35,422
Harry Potter? Scarface?

645
00:40:35,631 --> 00:40:36,852
Kirikou?

646
00:40:38,256 --> 00:40:40,256
Shut up, you bastards.

647
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:44,278
Concentrate, baby.
We've been here for two hours.

648
00:40:44,464 --> 00:40:46,028
Again.

649
00:40:46,214 --> 00:40:48,637
It's all running
to draw the bow.

650
00:40:57,443 --> 00:40:59,258
Deloux.
- Are you from an earthworm?

651
00:40:59,672 --> 00:41:01,315
turned into a frog?

652
00:41:01,506 --> 00:41:02,768
Ha, ha.

653
00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:04,806
I'm coming to get Viviane.

654
00:41:05,006 --> 00:41:07,264
I left her in
For a few dollars more.

655
00:41:07,464 --> 00:41:10,355
Un Pugno di dollari di più.

656
00:41:11,881 --> 00:41:14,100
Little Jan, right?
- At your service, Robin.

657
00:41:14,277 --> 00:41:15,424
Are you Brother Tuc?

658
00:41:15,631 --> 00:41:16,256
Tuck.

659
00:41:16,464 --> 00:41:18,810
Yes, whoa. Don't be so smart, okay?

660
00:41:19,006 --> 00:41:20,929
Gather around, friends.

661
00:41:21,131 --> 00:41:24,644
And nail this joker
on the pole.

662
00:41:24,839 --> 00:41:26,642
Let me go.

663
00:41:26,839 --> 00:41:28,643
Ha, ha!

664
00:41:33,027 --> 00:41:35,880
Don't be afraid, we'll make you
warthog head

665
00:41:36,089 --> 00:41:37,978
not dirty with our urine.

666
00:41:38,172 --> 00:41:40,349
You don't deserve that herbal tea.

667
00:41:40,527 --> 00:41:43,220
We save that for Mother Nature.

668
00:41:45,777 --> 00:41:47,385
Quiet, ball squeezers.

669
00:41:47,568 --> 00:41:50,220
We let this sad gentleman deteriorate

670
00:41:50,402 --> 00:41:52,810
and we'll all celebrate together.

671
00:41:56,985 --> 00:41:59,427
I'll still get you, Deloux.

672
00:42:00,339 --> 00:42:03,135
Hm, that chicken is delicious.

673
00:42:03,839 --> 00:42:05,258
Just fly away.

674
00:42:08,631 --> 00:42:10,715
What do you do for a living, Régis?

675
00:42:10,922 --> 00:42:14,811
Youngest first-grade mathematics teacher
of France.

676
00:42:15,006 --> 00:42:15,842
Showoff.

677
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,758
Do you have a princess in your life?

678
00:42:19,964 --> 00:42:22,305
I can see it already, the lady is jealous.

679
00:42:22,839 --> 00:42:23,839
I like that.

680
00:42:25,652 --> 00:42:27,682
You're a funny guy, Régis.

681
00:42:28,922 --> 00:42:33,227
How long will you tolerate that psychopath?
Douglas Craps yet?

682
00:42:33,422 --> 00:42:35,467
He hasn't always been like this.

683
00:42:35,964 --> 00:42:38,359
When he kidnapped me, I thought
that I was dying.

684
00:42:38,547 --> 00:42:42,350
But he showed me first
that there is a life outside of Sissi.

685
00:42:42,547 --> 00:42:44,553
Different sets, different characters.

686
00:42:44,756 --> 00:42:47,466
He showed me new horizons
discover.

687
00:42:47,672 --> 00:42:50,847
With me you will leave a blue horizon

688
00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:53,806
to a blue sky.

689
00:42:54,381 --> 00:42:57,438
And from there to paradise.

690
00:42:58,756 --> 00:43:00,588
At the paradise.

691
00:43:02,631 --> 00:43:04,060
Oh, Regis...

692
00:43:05,547 --> 00:43:08,178
You will see that Montreuil
not inferior to Sherwood.

693
00:43:08,381 --> 00:43:09,555
Wait a minute, Regis...

694
00:43:09,735 --> 00:43:11,634
You'll love it there, really.

695
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,685
We go to the cinema every day.
- Regis.

696
00:43:14,881 --> 00:43:17,474
A mega cinema has just been completed,
near school.

697
00:43:17,672 --> 00:43:18,603
What you are used to.

698
00:43:18,777 --> 00:43:20,637
True love on a big screen.

699
00:43:20,818 --> 00:43:22,499
No, but... Shhh.

700
00:43:23,922 --> 00:43:26,068
What does this young goldcrest say?

701
00:43:26,256 --> 00:43:29,649
He says he is happy.

702
00:43:33,131 --> 00:43:35,888
He tells me naughty things
about you.

703
00:43:36,089 --> 00:43:37,888
Like?
- Shh.

704
00:43:38,089 --> 00:43:40,058
I can't translate everything.

705
00:43:41,256 --> 00:43:44,925
How important it is
to stay in touch with nature

706
00:43:45,131 --> 00:43:46,523
and her friends.

707
00:43:46,714 --> 00:43:51,055
Oh, look.
I'll take your lute, young minstrel.

708
00:43:51,277 --> 00:43:53,856
Are you going to take care of your acne?
draw my bow

709
00:43:54,027 --> 00:43:56,021
and wait for me in the camp.

710
00:43:59,922 --> 00:44:00,927
Come on.

711
00:44:01,131 --> 00:44:02,629
Come on.

712
00:44:11,297 --> 00:44:12,357
Beautiful Viviane

713
00:44:12,547 --> 00:44:13,542
Beautiful woman

714
00:44:13,756 --> 00:44:16,400
Régis Hood is in love

715
00:44:16,568 --> 00:44:20,884
They will feel my knife
Those who make your eyes cry

716
00:44:22,047 --> 00:44:23,027
Solo.

717
00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:37,881
Yeah.

718
00:44:41,464 --> 00:44:42,609
Hey.

719
00:44:45,610 --> 00:44:47,716
You're right. Point made,
my lady.

720
00:44:47,922 --> 00:44:50,766
I know a forest nearby
that is more suitable.

721
00:44:50,964 --> 00:44:53,139
But, Regis...
- Come, my duckling.

722
00:44:53,797 --> 00:44:55,594
There they are.

723
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,971
Unfortunately, I'm afraid we're your ex

724
00:44:58,172 --> 00:45:01,429
a stopover for paradise
have to have it made in hell.

725
00:45:01,631 --> 00:45:03,302
What do you mean?
- Look behind you.

726
00:45:03,506 --> 00:45:04,968
Deloux.
- Forward.

727
00:45:05,172 --> 00:45:06,771
Deloux, this was coming.

728
00:45:06,964 --> 00:45:09,557
That's just flirting,
then you get this.

729
00:45:09,756 --> 00:45:11,261
Viviane.

730
00:45:13,152 --> 00:45:14,272
Come, Viviane.

731
00:45:14,464 --> 00:45:15,105
Deloux.

732
00:45:15,297 --> 00:45:18,178
Little Jan, Brother Tuc, Tuck,
over here.

733
00:45:29,235 --> 00:45:31,131
Hide, Viviane, I'll be right there.

734
00:45:31,339 --> 00:45:32,252
Here.

735
00:45:33,089 --> 00:45:34,214
Viviane...

736
00:45:36,964 --> 00:45:38,799
Damn, he's fake.

737
00:45:39,006 --> 00:45:41,012
That means swinging in tights.

738
00:45:45,339 --> 00:45:46,591
Viviane!

739
00:45:46,797 --> 00:45:48,390
Hop. Ippon senage!

740
00:46:13,943 --> 00:46:15,056
My God, Viviane.

741
00:46:22,985 --> 00:46:24,467
Viviane!

742
00:46:24,672 --> 00:46:26,027
Viviane!

743
00:46:26,193 --> 00:46:29,098
Régis, my brooch,
Saturday evening, at 8:50 PM.

744
00:46:29,297 --> 00:46:31,897
Okay, 8:50 p.m.

745
00:46:42,714 --> 00:46:44,354
Ouch!
- That hurts.

746
00:46:44,527 --> 00:46:45,543
Phew...

747
00:46:46,027 --> 00:46:47,919
Ma'am, is it contagious?

748
00:46:48,131 --> 00:46:48,762
No.

749
00:46:48,943 --> 00:46:49,970
Come on, Charlotte.

750
00:46:50,172 --> 00:46:53,132
Mr. Coq, the bastards have me
shot in the back.

751
00:46:53,339 --> 00:46:55,274
What kind of costume is that?

752
00:46:55,464 --> 00:46:57,181
That's not possible.

753
00:46:57,381 --> 00:46:59,277
Which bastards?
- The guys from Craps.

754
00:46:59,464 --> 00:47:00,230
From whom?

755
00:47:00,422 --> 00:47:02,839
In the forest of Sherwood,
Craps had... ouch.

756
00:47:03,047 --> 00:47:04,764
...archers standing in the bushes.

757
00:47:04,964 --> 00:47:08,262
Listen, Deloux, you are tired,
I'll have you replaced.

758
00:47:09,277 --> 00:47:13,092
Régis Deloux does not leave his students
abandoned just before the exams.

759
00:47:13,297 --> 00:47:15,906
I'm not an average guy.

760
00:47:16,089 --> 00:47:17,805
We noticed that.

761
00:47:17,985 --> 00:47:19,392
It's okay, Christine.

762
00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:22,899
I'm a man.

763
00:47:23,089 --> 00:47:24,174
A man?

764
00:47:24,381 --> 00:47:26,418
Do you know Spiderman?
- Yes, by name.

765
00:47:26,631 --> 00:47:28,892
Batman?
- Not personally, but...

766
00:47:29,089 --> 00:47:31,434
Superman?
- By name.

767
00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:35,720
Well, Mr. Coq, for you
stands the last descendant

768
00:47:35,922 --> 00:47:38,807
from the great family of men:
Cineman.

769
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,090
It doesn't get better.

770
00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:46,715
You're completely upset.

771
00:47:57,589 --> 00:48:00,057
Régis des Bois greets you,
dad and mom Deloux.

772
00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:03,260
It's final, your son

773
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:04,843
is a superhero.

774
00:48:05,047 --> 00:48:07,100
I am very grateful to you.

775
00:48:07,297 --> 00:48:10,352
Mama Deloux, your Régis has finally
a fiancée.

776
00:48:10,547 --> 00:48:14,182
Her name is Viviane, and she's the same way
handsome as you, even more handsome.

777
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,345
The one who comes to Viviane,
I continue with this.

778
00:48:23,339 --> 00:48:26,856
After all those adventures, it was necessary
what to exercise.

779
00:48:27,047 --> 00:48:29,642
I canceled my classes
turned off my cell phone

780
00:48:29,818 --> 00:48:32,554
and started pulling jobs.

781
00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:35,257
Here, jerk. Thank you.

782
00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:38,308
Well, that's De Groot's sister.

783
00:48:39,172 --> 00:48:42,729
That guy is crazy.
- Never mind, he's teaching my brother.

784
00:48:42,922 --> 00:48:45,939
Hello, Deloux. I've been trying for three of you
hours to call.

785
00:48:46,131 --> 00:48:47,515
You can't rest now.

786
00:48:47,714 --> 00:48:51,354
If you don't get me in 30 seconds
call back, I'll freeze you.

787
00:48:51,527 --> 00:48:52,922
That's worse than black and white.

788
00:48:53,131 --> 00:48:53,933
Still image.

789
00:48:54,110 --> 00:48:56,005
Then I'll eliminate you.

790
00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:02,549
Step aside, Razmoket family.
Cineman has to train.

791
00:49:02,756 --> 00:49:04,935
Hey, hey! And what about us?
- Shh. Camembert.

792
00:49:05,131 --> 00:49:07,597
Deloux, you're not answering?
I warned.

793
00:49:11,464 --> 00:49:12,222
Oh!

794
00:49:12,422 --> 00:49:13,108
Crap!

795
00:49:13,297 --> 00:49:14,730
What does he have now?

796
00:49:15,839 --> 00:49:17,237
This is funny.

797
00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:18,481
Hey, sir.

798
00:49:18,693 --> 00:49:22,386
They all call him.

799
00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:24,270
That prank in the pool

800
00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:27,858
wasn't fun, but I got it
indeed messed up again.

801
00:49:28,047 --> 00:49:31,307
I'll see her on Saturday evening
and I deal with Craps.

802
00:49:31,506 --> 00:49:33,153
It's between him and me.

803
00:49:33,339 --> 00:49:36,559
Take care,
Craps is all the rage right now.

804
00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:37,898
I'm not afraid.

805
00:49:38,089 --> 00:49:40,716
Yes, but Viviane
still not in Sissi.

806
00:49:40,922 --> 00:49:44,728
This time it's the right one. I'm not
became a Cineman for nothing.

807
00:49:44,922 --> 00:49:47,720
Become more professional.
Otherwise I'll send Jean Dujardin.

808
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:48,721
Don't be stupid.

809
00:49:48,922 --> 00:49:51,356
You're afraid of Dujardin, aren't you?

810
00:49:51,547 --> 00:49:52,931
Ha, ha!

811
00:49:53,131 --> 00:49:55,228
Viviane likes him, doesn't she?

812
00:49:55,422 --> 00:49:57,647
Well, have a nice movie.

813
00:50:13,047 --> 00:50:17,310
You, dear Deloux, you are going to
become a favorite of Rome.

814
00:50:17,485 --> 00:50:18,504
Action...

815
00:50:32,152 --> 00:50:34,167
You have everything you want.

816
00:50:34,381 --> 00:50:37,134
Extras everywhere, wild animals

817
00:50:37,318 --> 00:50:40,018
chariot racing,
historical reconstructions.

818
00:50:40,214 --> 00:50:44,777
Very different from Sissi,
The Young Empress.

819
00:50:45,318 --> 00:50:48,591
I'm bored here.
I don't do anything but eat grapes.

820
00:50:48,777 --> 00:50:50,256
You treat me like a slave.

821
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:52,557
What more could you want?

822
00:50:52,756 --> 00:50:55,569
You're all I have,
honey.

823
00:50:55,756 --> 00:51:00,421
I've had you all my life
silently admired in Sissi.

824
00:51:00,631 --> 00:51:04,046
I was never your opponent
so that you once addressed me.

825
00:51:04,256 --> 00:51:07,355
You laughed. Hi, hi, hi. You danced.

826
00:51:07,547 --> 00:51:09,944
You left with that stupid Helmut.

827
00:51:12,089 --> 00:51:13,643
Never with me.

828
00:51:13,839 --> 00:51:15,437
I'm exhausted, Douglas.

829
00:51:15,631 --> 00:51:18,348
I've heard that 100 times.
- Then what do you want to hear?

830
00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:20,920
I want to go back to my movie.

831
00:51:21,110 --> 00:51:22,553
That lame shit movie!

832
00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:24,935
That Sissi is a bitch.

833
00:51:25,110 --> 00:51:26,179
And that blond man.

834
00:51:29,402 --> 00:51:32,791
Do you like waltzes and sauerkraut,
princess?

835
00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:35,840
Is that what you want?
Waltz and sauerkraut?

836
00:51:36,027 --> 00:51:37,966
Until the end of time?

837
00:51:38,172 --> 00:51:39,353
Measly little extra.

838
00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:47,708
You don't touch me with a finger anymore,
do you hear?

839
00:51:55,485 --> 00:51:58,638
Has that bastard of a Deloux
got your head confused?

840
00:51:58,839 --> 00:52:02,029
How many movies have you slept in?
secretly with each other?

841
00:52:02,193 --> 00:52:05,798
Besides, I'm going to have him killed
due to absenteeism in the Senate.

842
00:52:06,006 --> 00:52:07,431
Your nectar, Cesar.

843
00:52:13,818 --> 00:52:14,844
Ha.

844
00:52:15,964 --> 00:52:17,966
I'll find him, in every movie.

845
00:52:18,172 --> 00:52:21,479
In a musical,
in a comic story...

846
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,635
By Zeus.
Poison in my be...

847
00:52:24,318 --> 00:52:25,553
Help!

848
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,132
The emperor has been poisoned.

849
00:52:38,006 --> 00:52:40,147
When he wakes up,
we are already far away.

850
00:52:41,506 --> 00:52:45,925
You never answered when I called you
to come to Montreuil early.

851
00:52:46,131 --> 00:52:48,809
All the women are probably there
in love with you.

852
00:52:49,006 --> 00:52:51,638
Well, not all.
Most.

853
00:52:51,818 --> 00:52:54,710
But I have to admit that you
you are the most beautiful.

854
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:57,810
You say that, but I'm not
easy.

855
00:52:58,006 --> 00:52:59,673
I am a princess.

856
00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:01,480
I'm still in 20 movies with you.

857
00:53:01,672 --> 00:53:03,132
But I have to go back.

858
00:53:03,339 --> 00:53:05,055
Back, always back.

859
00:53:05,256 --> 00:53:07,489
We can have two or three more
doing movies,

860
00:53:07,672 --> 00:53:09,224
and don't go back straight away.

861
00:53:10,672 --> 00:53:12,683
Come on, one more, Viviane.

862
00:53:12,881 --> 00:53:15,142
Another movie. But then I stop.

863
00:53:15,339 --> 00:53:17,049
You have my word.

864
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:22,513
We can go to Mom's favorite movie
go.

865
00:53:22,714 --> 00:53:24,187
Oh, oh, oh...

866
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,555
What kind of movie is that, Régis?

867
00:53:26,756 --> 00:53:28,684
I don't want any more villain movies.

868
00:53:28,881 --> 00:53:31,137
Don't be afraid, this is one
romantic movie.

869
00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:34,009
Made a movie

870
00:53:34,193 --> 00:53:35,556
for people in love.

871
00:53:35,735 --> 00:53:39,587
What's his name?
-Barry Lyndon.

872
00:53:45,381 --> 00:53:48,648
Using mom's film
wasn't very fair.

873
00:53:48,818 --> 00:53:53,343
But I would have done anything for Viviane
to keep with me longer.

874
00:53:53,547 --> 00:53:56,607
Well, aren't we having a good time
in Barry Lyndon?

875
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:02,005
You should know that mom is great
had found us here.

876
00:54:02,214 --> 00:54:05,435
Yes, but no one notices us.

877
00:54:05,631 --> 00:54:07,858
Nobody talks to us.

878
00:54:08,047 --> 00:54:11,063
That's normal, we just got there.

879
00:54:11,256 --> 00:54:14,632
I have a feeling we don't
fit into the environment,

880
00:54:14,839 --> 00:54:16,721
that we don't belong here.

881
00:54:16,902 --> 00:54:18,967
Relax a little.

882
00:54:21,256 --> 00:54:23,756
We are at home here.

883
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:44,689
Take a seat while you still can.

884
00:54:49,714 --> 00:54:52,435
What do you do on the music days?
of Lady Lyndon?

885
00:54:52,631 --> 00:54:55,978
Don't you dare, Count Deloux,
Marquis of Montreuil,

886
00:54:56,172 --> 00:54:57,217
to hunt.

887
00:54:57,422 --> 00:55:00,219
You are not on the list.
- Read something else,

888
00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:02,845
Les adventures de Fantonette
are great.

889
00:55:03,047 --> 00:55:04,506
We don't have that name.

890
00:55:04,714 --> 00:55:06,308
Don't whine so much, footman.

891
00:55:06,506 --> 00:55:10,007
Princess Sissi and I are VIP guests
from Lady Lyndon.

892
00:55:10,214 --> 00:55:11,124
Sorry, gentlemen.

893
00:55:11,339 --> 00:55:12,600
Regis, we're going.

894
00:55:12,797 --> 00:55:15,896
Sit back down, Viviane.
Music! Let the party continue.

895
00:55:16,089 --> 00:55:18,388
Tell them who I am, Viviane.

896
00:55:18,589 --> 00:55:20,687
I'm Cineman, damn it.

897
00:55:33,818 --> 00:55:37,709
It seems that we have you as guests

898
00:55:37,922 --> 00:55:39,837
should be treated with all due respect?

899
00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:44,770
We are very sorry,
Lady Lyndon.

900
00:55:44,964 --> 00:55:46,294
Not at all.

901
00:55:48,756 --> 00:55:53,085
Mrs Lyndon's hospitality
is proportionate to her beauty.

902
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:57,975
I'm afraid you're just a figurehead
in the end credits of this film.

903
00:55:58,172 --> 00:56:00,313
He's right, let's go.

904
00:56:02,131 --> 00:56:05,021
With all due respect, Mrs. Lyndon,

905
00:56:05,214 --> 00:56:09,517
but it seems to me that I have a whole
I'm a decent Duke Lyndon, aren't I?

906
00:56:19,339 --> 00:56:23,105
I feel like this joker
thinks he's at the campsite.

907
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,431
Where?

908
00:56:24,610 --> 00:56:25,592
At the campsite.

909
00:56:27,464 --> 00:56:30,514
That's a poor devil's place

910
00:56:30,714 --> 00:56:33,688
like to go there in their free time.

911
00:56:34,297 --> 00:56:35,274
Friends.

912
00:56:35,464 --> 00:56:38,732
This charming couple is lost.

913
00:56:39,672 --> 00:56:42,358
Get them out of my sight.
And to punish their audacity,

914
00:56:42,527 --> 00:56:44,375
throw them into the bowels
of the movie.

915
00:56:44,589 --> 00:56:45,808
Oh, oh, oh.

916
00:56:49,235 --> 00:56:50,725
I am humiliated.

917
00:56:52,589 --> 00:56:55,768
This is outrageous.
A sham. I'll be back.

918
00:56:58,902 --> 00:57:01,385
With compliments from Cineman.

919
00:57:01,589 --> 00:57:03,473
We'll see each other again, gentlemen.

920
00:57:30,443 --> 00:57:32,514
What is it, Viviane?

921
00:57:32,714 --> 00:57:34,630
Do you see where we are?

922
00:57:34,839 --> 00:57:38,095
I'm a princess and I play the whore
in a Scorsese movie.

923
00:57:38,277 --> 00:57:39,972
Are you satisfied now?

924
00:57:40,172 --> 00:57:41,943
I want to go back to Sissi.

925
00:57:44,214 --> 00:57:47,637
Don't you like it with heroes?
in the underworld?

926
00:57:47,818 --> 00:57:50,390
It looks like that yeti
shit on you.

927
00:57:50,589 --> 00:57:51,693
Yes, charming.

928
00:57:51,881 --> 00:57:55,046
You're an idiot.
And it is very dangerous here.

929
00:57:55,256 --> 00:57:56,929
I love the underworld.

930
00:57:57,131 --> 00:58:00,020
You know what I do about those underworld boys
always say?

931
00:58:00,214 --> 00:58:02,799
Are you talking to me?

932
00:58:03,006 --> 00:58:05,057
Are you talking to me, Craps?

933
00:58:05,235 --> 00:58:06,431
Are you talking to me?

934
00:58:12,172 --> 00:58:14,857
Who are those men.
They are not in Taxi Driver!

935
00:58:15,964 --> 00:58:17,315
Didn't you recognize them?

936
00:58:17,506 --> 00:58:20,471
Those are the dries from A Clockwork
Orange!

937
00:58:20,672 --> 00:58:23,431
What? The Bee Gees?
But they have beards.

938
00:58:23,631 --> 00:58:25,434
Droogies, not Bee Gees.

939
00:58:41,047 --> 00:58:43,596
A Clockwork orange juice,
lovebirds?

940
00:58:44,902 --> 00:58:46,758
Let me go! You're hurting me.

941
00:58:46,964 --> 00:58:48,263
Deloux, you're dead.

942
00:59:00,297 --> 00:59:01,019
Craps.

943
00:59:06,839 --> 00:59:08,100
Ah!

944
00:59:08,277 --> 00:59:10,055
I have a surprise for you,
Deloux.

945
00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:11,304
Let her go.

946
00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:14,229
I'll take you to my mothers
favorite movie.

947
00:59:30,922 --> 00:59:31,854
Phew...

948
00:59:34,047 --> 00:59:35,100
Judas.

949
00:59:36,672 --> 00:59:38,180
Murderer.

950
01:00:46,006 --> 01:00:48,336
You won't believe this.

951
01:00:49,235 --> 01:00:51,206
Come on, help me out of here.

952
01:00:51,422 --> 01:00:53,935
Yes. That's fine.

953
01:00:54,735 --> 01:00:57,010
Jesus. Look...

954
01:00:58,297 --> 01:01:00,102
Come on, get out...

955
01:01:03,922 --> 01:01:06,807
I'm in love, Sidonie.

956
01:01:07,006 --> 01:01:08,854
For the first time a woman has
need me.

957
01:01:09,506 --> 01:01:10,393
Don't be angry,

958
01:01:10,589 --> 01:01:13,667
but the ideal woman does not exist
for real.

959
01:01:13,881 --> 01:01:14,978
But in the movie...

960
01:01:15,152 --> 01:01:19,219
You won't even go to a psychiatrist
go?

961
01:01:19,422 --> 01:01:22,964
Do you think I'm crazy?
I have a mission. I need her

962
01:01:23,172 --> 01:01:25,816
return to her film,
and that's what I'm going to do.

963
01:01:26,547 --> 01:01:27,484
I have changed.

964
01:01:27,672 --> 01:01:31,773
An outstretched hand, a heart
that's right, eyes that cry.

965
01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:33,971
That's the new Régis Deloux,

966
01:01:34,381 --> 01:01:36,389
with real feelings,
like in the movie.

967
01:01:36,589 --> 01:01:37,808
Do you already know?

968
01:01:37,985 --> 01:01:40,463
Yes. Let's see, from menu S

969
01:01:40,652 --> 01:01:42,544
I take two skewers of cheese

970
01:01:42,756 --> 01:01:44,599
and a green tea.

971
01:01:44,797 --> 01:01:45,805
And for sir?

972
01:01:52,506 --> 01:01:53,396
Do you speak Japanese?

973
01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:57,219
Gentleman has a very good accent.

974
01:01:57,402 --> 01:01:59,049
That is unique for a European.

975
01:01:59,339 --> 01:02:00,649
What accent?

976
01:02:00,839 --> 01:02:01,773
What do you have now?

977
01:02:01,943 --> 01:02:04,636
Talk, say everything that comes to mind,

978
01:02:04,818 --> 01:02:05,758
and look at your stomach

979
01:02:05,943 --> 01:02:08,430
I gave Mamesse a 0.

980
01:02:08,631 --> 01:02:10,268
Pierre Richard did this.

981
01:02:14,547 --> 01:02:16,811
Another one of his jokes.

982
01:02:20,881 --> 01:02:24,053
I am subtitled.

983
01:02:24,256 --> 01:02:25,687
Can I help you?

984
01:02:25,881 --> 01:02:27,147
Away with Pierre Richard!

985
01:02:27,339 --> 01:02:28,485
Oh, damn.

986
01:02:29,381 --> 01:02:30,643
Quick!

987
01:02:36,881 --> 01:02:40,443
What nonsense.

988
01:02:41,818 --> 01:02:44,333
I can't take it anymore.

989
01:02:50,339 --> 01:02:53,230
Hello. This is the voicemail from
Regis Deloux, aka Viking 14,

990
01:02:53,422 --> 01:02:55,184
speak up, doll.

991
01:02:56,214 --> 01:02:59,302
Sorry for the subtitles,
but it has to remain funny.

992
01:02:59,506 --> 01:03:02,894
The Japanese will help you
when you get into a manga.

993
01:03:03,089 --> 01:03:05,184
Well, we know the movie

994
01:03:05,381 --> 01:03:07,432
where Craps and Viviane are going.

995
01:03:07,631 --> 01:03:09,984
If you leave now,
you'll be there before them.

996
01:03:10,172 --> 01:03:12,099
You will have several hours to get there
to get used to.

997
01:03:12,297 --> 01:03:14,344
because it is a dangerous film.

998
01:03:14,527 --> 01:03:16,764
Deloux, this is your last chance.

999
01:03:17,631 --> 01:03:18,220
I had to come?

1000
01:03:19,193 --> 01:03:21,553
I want to ask you something important.

1001
01:03:21,735 --> 01:03:24,511
But promise you my wishes
respects.

1002
01:03:24,714 --> 01:03:25,685
Sir.

1003
01:03:25,881 --> 01:03:27,430
You're being very secretive.

1004
01:03:27,631 --> 01:03:30,515
Use the limited development,
De Groot.

1005
01:03:31,756 --> 01:03:35,721
If something happens to me, this is what I want
is named after me locally.

1006
01:03:36,256 --> 01:03:39,140
A simple picture in the back
I think that's fine.

1007
01:03:39,339 --> 01:03:41,592
Local Régis Deloux.

1008
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:45,055
What could happen to you?
You never know.

1009
01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:47,893
Never knows.

1010
01:03:48,652 --> 01:03:49,506
EDWARDMORE

1011
01:03:57,214 --> 01:03:58,884
Here we go, jungle.

1012
01:04:03,652 --> 01:04:04,504
Ouch!

1013
01:04:14,881 --> 01:04:17,098
Did you have a good trip, boss?

1014
01:04:17,277 --> 01:04:19,458
That uniform looks good on you.

1015
01:04:19,672 --> 01:04:21,225
I'll make you some juice.

1016
01:04:21,422 --> 01:04:25,182
You stink! You stuck your head in it
hind end of an ostrich.

1017
01:04:25,381 --> 01:04:27,180
Come on, princess, get out.

1018
01:04:33,714 --> 01:04:34,850
Oh!

1019
01:04:35,047 --> 01:04:37,009
Stop it. You scratch me. Lie.

1020
01:04:37,214 --> 01:04:38,436
Careful, Kala.

1021
01:04:40,797 --> 01:04:43,508
Stop it, Kala.
You're ripping my balls off.

1022
01:04:47,714 --> 01:04:49,634
Come on, Doniphane, keep going.

1023
01:04:49,839 --> 01:04:50,855
Of course, boss.

1024
01:04:51,047 --> 01:04:53,760
We have to go before evening
being in the camp.

1025
01:04:53,964 --> 01:04:55,266
Of course, boss.

1026
01:05:00,672 --> 01:05:03,477
It's that way, bwana.
- Hurry up.

1027
01:05:04,589 --> 01:05:06,093
Come on, whore!

1028
01:05:24,797 --> 01:05:28,477
Cheeta, I'm not going to use a vine,
that's so boring.

1029
01:05:28,672 --> 01:05:30,608
I eat all the trees.

1030
01:05:30,797 --> 01:05:32,653
How do you do that?

1031
01:05:32,839 --> 01:05:37,643
I immediately managed to scream,
but that vine is an absolute disaster.

1032
01:05:37,818 --> 01:05:40,854
How do I get to her now?

1033
01:05:42,381 --> 01:05:45,690
It's absurd what you want,
that will never work.

1034
01:05:45,881 --> 01:05:47,397
Do you see it in your mind?

1035
01:05:47,589 --> 01:05:50,442
'Backward Tarzan,
the king of reverse.

1036
01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:08,846
What kind of yodelling is that?

1037
01:06:09,943 --> 01:06:13,052
A backwards Tarzan!
That's a very bad sign.

1038
01:06:13,256 --> 01:06:16,399
Scho... sho... swing

1039
01:06:16,589 --> 01:06:19,566
In the whole jungle I quickly became
imitated.

1040
01:06:19,735 --> 01:06:22,131
I had the Backwards Tarzan
made hip.

1041
01:06:22,756 --> 01:06:24,189
Are you waiting for me?

1042
01:06:24,381 --> 01:06:25,685
I have to try it.

1043
01:06:25,860 --> 01:06:28,387
Even colleagues who like the place well
knew,

1044
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:30,841
immediately deteriorated.

1045
01:06:31,047 --> 01:06:35,302
Beautiful, you take me
All the way to the top

1046
01:06:35,506 --> 01:06:38,636
To the birds

1047
01:06:38,839 --> 01:06:41,643
And I fly, and I take off

1048
01:06:41,839 --> 01:06:45,311
And I dance and jump away

1049
01:06:45,506 --> 01:06:49,598
And I roll, and roll up

1050
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:51,174
Oh, oh, oh

1051
01:06:56,381 --> 01:06:59,932
So, Miss Cook, you warm your skin
by the fire?

1052
01:07:01,527 --> 01:07:04,891
She dreams about her fornication
with her boss Deloux.

1053
01:07:05,089 --> 01:07:08,690
You know, that math head
from Montreuil-sous-Bois.

1054
01:07:08,881 --> 01:07:10,521
This isn't the jungle for me.

1055
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:13,391
Rather, the jungle is the court
in Austria.

1056
01:07:13,589 --> 01:07:17,563
This here is the civilized one for me
world.

1057
01:07:19,589 --> 01:07:20,683
As I see it.

1058
01:07:21,214 --> 01:07:24,133
No one hears you scream here.

1059
01:07:24,839 --> 01:07:27,554
No one is coming to save you here.

1060
01:07:28,922 --> 01:07:30,686
Still, sweetie?

1061
01:07:33,422 --> 01:07:36,479
Answer me, slut.
You don't see in a silent movie.

1062
01:07:37,006 --> 01:07:38,142
You're disgusting.

1063
01:07:38,339 --> 01:07:39,227
Lüger...

1064
01:07:40,547 --> 01:07:41,179
Please.

1065
01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:51,218
Here we end together
our movie list.

1066
01:07:51,422 --> 01:07:53,486
Yes, among the gibbons

1067
01:07:55,547 --> 01:07:58,844
and the macaques and the bonobos...

1068
01:08:02,881 --> 01:08:05,687
You Sissi... me, Tarzan!

1069
01:08:19,672 --> 01:08:23,809
Into eternity with you?
I'd rather die.

1070
01:08:31,902 --> 01:08:34,477
Douglas, I beg you.
Don't let me go.

1071
01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:35,769
You see, Doniphane,

1072
01:08:35,964 --> 01:08:38,348
I offer satisfaction to my
fiancées.

1073
01:08:38,547 --> 01:08:41,442
Boss, you really listen to women.
I'm learning from this.

1074
01:08:49,464 --> 01:08:51,144
Don't let me go.

1075
01:08:51,339 --> 01:08:53,422
No, don't let go.

1076
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:55,715
I love you. Douglas.

1077
01:09:05,652 --> 01:09:08,391
Is it because of a new life
Or through spring

1078
01:09:08,589 --> 01:09:11,430
That I'm so passionate
Like when I was 20?

1079
01:09:11,631 --> 01:09:14,423
Is it because of a new life
Or through spring

1080
01:09:14,631 --> 01:09:17,172
That I'm so passionate
Like when I was 20?

1081
01:09:18,547 --> 01:09:20,141
It makes me dizzy

1082
01:09:20,756 --> 01:09:22,773
It makes me dizzy

1083
01:09:31,256 --> 01:09:32,634
He stinks of piss.

1084
01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:33,810
Look after!

1085
01:09:34,006 --> 01:09:36,840
Is it because of a new life
Or through spring

1086
01:09:37,047 --> 01:09:39,304
That I'm so passionate
Like when I was 20?

1087
01:09:39,506 --> 01:09:41,848
Is it because of a new life
Or through spring

1088
01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:44,724
That I'm so passionate
Like when I was 20?

1089
01:09:49,839 --> 01:09:51,981
He's mean. Are you okay?

1090
01:09:52,172 --> 01:09:52,840
Look after.

1091
01:09:53,027 --> 01:09:55,933
Is it because of a new life
Or through spring

1092
01:09:56,110 --> 01:09:59,183
That I'm so passionate
Like when I was 20?

1093
01:09:59,964 --> 01:10:02,468
It makes me dizzy

1094
01:10:02,672 --> 01:10:04,855
It makes me dizzy

1095
01:10:05,047 --> 01:10:06,639
Doniphane.

1096
01:10:09,964 --> 01:10:13,209
Guard.
You're not doing it again, are you?

1097
01:10:13,422 --> 01:10:14,178
Of course not.

1098
01:10:14,381 --> 01:10:16,135
My mother didn't like Tarzan.

1099
01:10:16,318 --> 01:10:18,591
You seem worried.

1100
01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:19,898
I'm hungry.

1101
01:10:20,089 --> 01:10:21,150
Tchounga!

1102
01:10:23,547 --> 01:10:24,791
Tchounga wa.

1103
01:10:25,006 --> 01:10:27,262
Bouga. Bouga. Tchounga wa.

1104
01:10:27,464 --> 01:10:30,807
I asked him for a banana,
he comes with an apple.

1105
01:10:31,006 --> 01:10:32,344
I wanted to know...

1106
01:10:32,547 --> 01:10:35,757
How did you find me?
in the middle of the jungle?

1107
01:10:37,464 --> 01:10:40,812
By love, Viviane, love.

1108
01:10:41,006 --> 01:10:43,473
On to Sissi, Viviane.

1109
01:10:51,110 --> 01:10:53,222
Bwana, there they are.

1110
01:10:55,402 --> 01:10:56,250
No, Viviane.

1111
01:11:23,464 --> 01:11:26,592
Deloux, if you are a man,
Will you come tomorrow at 5 o'clock? with witnesses

1112
01:11:26,797 --> 01:11:28,516
to the field of Mortefouille.

1113
01:13:44,547 --> 01:13:46,270
Take good care of her.

1114
01:14:05,631 --> 01:14:08,684
It's over.

1115
01:15:02,964 --> 01:15:05,349
How wonderful it is here.

1116
01:15:06,172 --> 01:15:08,554
A baby deer!

1117
01:15:09,381 --> 01:15:12,594
I feel I have it here
gonna like it.

1118
01:15:13,506 --> 01:15:17,146
I'll be just in time for the ball
tonight.

1119
01:15:17,339 --> 01:15:18,767
That's my favorite scene.

1120
01:15:18,964 --> 01:15:21,929
Tell higher up that I don't like it that way
of waltzing.

1121
01:15:22,131 --> 01:15:24,515
It makes me want to vomit.
I prefer slow.

1122
01:15:24,714 --> 01:15:27,759
I had booked a room in
La Grande vadrouille,

1123
01:15:27,964 --> 01:15:29,849
but I'll take you to
La Boum.

1124
01:15:37,610 --> 01:15:39,174
Don't be offended.

1125
01:15:39,381 --> 01:15:41,931
But I'm not going
and you can't stay.

1126
01:15:42,131 --> 01:15:43,852
I could have loved you
but...

1127
01:15:44,027 --> 01:15:47,229
...there are rules
the film, we must live up to it.

1128
01:15:47,568 --> 01:15:48,636
Helmut.

1129
01:15:49,381 --> 01:15:50,185
Who is that guy?

1130
01:15:50,381 --> 01:15:53,144
Baby.
- Liebling, so nice to see you again.

1131
01:15:53,339 --> 01:15:57,475
Come on, everyone is waiting for you.
You become the sensation of the ball.

1132
01:15:57,672 --> 01:15:58,928
Viviane, don't do this to me.

1133
01:15:59,110 --> 01:16:00,590
I beg you.

1134
01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:03,798
Viviane!

1135
01:16:04,339 --> 01:16:06,641
Get some rest, friend. You are
overworked.

1136
01:16:34,631 --> 01:16:36,136
Cineman...

1137
01:16:36,547 --> 01:16:37,636
Just break up.

1138
01:16:40,506 --> 01:16:43,104
Come on, coachman.
To Georges Méliès station.

1139
01:17:26,735 --> 01:17:30,717
Yes, I'm back.
I had to come back sometime.

1140
01:17:30,922 --> 01:17:32,362
Isn't it, De Groot?

1141
01:17:32,922 --> 01:17:35,310
I have your old homework with me.

1142
01:17:36,006 --> 01:17:37,807
Mamesse, 14 out of 20.

1143
01:17:39,131 --> 01:17:42,892
Not very precise, but full
good intentions.

1144
01:17:43,881 --> 01:17:45,635
Combourieux, you are moving forward.

1145
01:17:46,131 --> 01:17:47,731
15 out of 20.

1146
01:17:47,922 --> 01:17:49,214
Shh.

1147
01:17:49,422 --> 01:17:52,386
You haven't put away
for the math but...

1148
01:17:52,589 --> 01:17:54,430
...I feel a certain one
intelligence.

1149
01:17:54,610 --> 01:17:55,940
Personality.

1150
01:17:57,089 --> 01:18:00,262
De Groot, I have you
16 out of 20 given.

1151
01:18:00,464 --> 01:18:01,603
I like you.

1152
01:18:02,589 --> 01:18:05,849
I know you have problems at home,
had told me.

1153
01:18:07,256 --> 01:18:09,511
Put it on, kid. You have to persevere.

1154
01:18:09,714 --> 01:18:11,104
I'm here for you.

1155
01:18:12,131 --> 01:18:13,273
Fabienne...

1156
01:18:14,297 --> 01:18:18,433
She has the hands
From a lace maker

1157
01:18:18,631 --> 01:18:21,691
Where a Vermeer pales in comparison

1158
01:18:21,881 --> 01:18:24,720
That Venetian silhouette

1159
01:18:24,922 --> 01:18:27,568
As she bends towards her shutters

1160
01:18:28,235 --> 01:18:31,047
I know that gesture by heart

1161
01:18:34,839 --> 01:18:37,433
I'm sure they have them somewhere else
Comes from

1162
01:18:37,631 --> 01:18:39,443
Let's go!

1163
01:18:40,339 --> 01:18:42,100
And I became a slave

1164
01:18:42,277 --> 01:18:44,631
Little Jan, spread!

1165
01:18:44,818 --> 01:18:47,512
That smile, that face

1166
01:18:47,693 --> 01:18:51,311
And tell her: "Take me with you"

1167
01:18:51,506 --> 01:18:53,357
You'll never get me, Craps.

1168
01:18:53,735 --> 01:18:57,422
And I like to be carried away

1169
01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:01,138
I've been touched in my heart
I believe.

1170
01:19:01,339 --> 01:19:04,513
But she walks by and doesn't answer

1171
01:19:04,714 --> 01:19:05,603
I'm coming, Viviane.

1172
01:19:07,318 --> 01:19:09,929
Love means nothing to her

1173
01:19:10,110 --> 01:19:12,550
I love you, Viviane. Come back.

1174
01:19:13,568 --> 01:19:16,057
I'm sure they have them somewhere else
Comes from

1175
01:19:16,256 --> 01:19:17,859
Viviane.

1176
01:19:19,068 --> 01:19:23,300
And I became a slave

1177
01:19:23,735 --> 01:19:26,511
That smile, that face

1178
01:19:26,714 --> 01:19:30,266
And tell her: "Take me with you"

1179
01:19:32,547 --> 01:19:35,570
And I like to be carried away

1180
01:19:35,735 --> 01:19:39,967
To other places and coasts

1181
01:19:40,152 --> 01:19:44,381
But she walks by and doesn't answer

1182
01:19:45,839 --> 01:19:49,097
And I became a slave

1183
01:19:49,297 --> 01:19:53,131
That smile, that face

1184
01:19:53,339 --> 01:19:57,308
And tell her: "Take me with you"

1185
01:20:07,297 --> 01:20:09,677
Hello?
- Deloux? Bravo, dude!

1186
01:20:09,860 --> 01:20:12,050
It took a while, but you're here.

1187
01:20:12,256 --> 01:20:14,018
Do you have news about Viviane?

1188
01:20:14,214 --> 01:20:17,303
It's going well. But you have her
brooch not returned.

1189
01:20:17,506 --> 01:20:19,843
So what?
- You must give it back to me.

1190
01:20:20,047 --> 01:20:22,219
I'm waiting for you.
I need it tomorrow morning.

1191
01:20:22,422 --> 01:20:24,266
Excuse me,
Mr Richard.

1192
01:20:24,464 --> 01:20:27,274
That brooch is the only thing I have left
from her.

1193
01:20:27,443 --> 01:20:30,018
I'm attached to it.
Viviane will understand.

1194
01:20:38,506 --> 01:20:40,854
At the court of Vienna
they are more punctual.

1195
01:20:41,047 --> 01:20:42,266
We are in Montreuil.

1196
01:20:42,464 --> 01:20:44,386
We were a good couple, weren't we?

1197
01:20:45,131 --> 01:20:47,174
Hurry, we're missing the beginning.

1198
01:20:50,339 --> 01:20:52,852
You missed Dervish's prize
last week.

1199
01:20:54,172 --> 01:20:56,392
So that's your fiancé, Régis.

1200
01:20:56,589 --> 01:20:59,382
Yes, and I have her in this scene
dropped off.

1201
01:20:59,589 --> 01:21:00,603
You didn't stay?

1202
01:21:00,797 --> 01:21:01,897
I had to take the train.

1203
01:21:02,068 --> 01:21:02,813
Shh.

1204
01:21:03,006 --> 01:21:05,475
I dropped her off by carriage.

1205
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:07,723
Yes, I'm in love with her.

1206
01:21:08,964 --> 01:21:10,264
Your long absence

1207
01:21:10,464 --> 01:21:12,716
went down very badly with the emperor.

1208
01:21:13,589 --> 01:21:15,054
She's bored, I think.

1209
01:21:23,547 --> 01:21:24,754
Action.

1210
01:21:37,172 --> 01:21:39,058
If you forsake the bridge tournament,

1211
01:21:39,256 --> 01:21:40,753
I take measures.

1212
01:21:49,110 --> 01:21:51,010
Look cheerfully, people are watching.

1213
01:21:51,193 --> 01:21:53,637
I don't feel like dancing
tonight.

1214
01:21:53,839 --> 01:21:55,849
Your whims are driving me crazy.

1215
01:22:04,589 --> 01:22:05,799
You're suffocating me.

1216
01:22:06,006 --> 01:22:07,477
I don't want to dance.

1217
01:22:07,672 --> 01:22:10,555
What's wrong with you?
- Leave me alone.

1218
01:22:57,235 --> 01:22:58,920
This is unacceptable.

1219
01:22:59,131 --> 01:23:01,379
You have put me to shame.

1220
01:23:01,589 --> 01:23:04,061
I'm never going to the ball again.
- That's serious.

1221
01:23:04,256 --> 01:23:06,815
That's enough.
Coachman, stop. I want out.

1222
01:23:07,006 --> 01:23:09,053
But guess what.

1223
01:23:09,839 --> 01:23:12,611
You're a clown.
You are boring and empty.

1224
01:23:12,797 --> 01:23:14,472
Kiss me, slut!

1225
01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:16,386
Ole!

1226
01:23:18,735 --> 01:23:19,769
Regis?

1227
01:23:19,964 --> 01:23:21,360
Hilfe! Hilfe!

1228
01:23:21,547 --> 01:23:23,714
Go back to your club of idiots.

1229
01:23:24,422 --> 01:23:27,890
Sergeant Garcia is already waiting for you.

1230
01:23:28,672 --> 01:23:29,730
Come, Viviane.

1231
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,389
Regis...

1232
01:23:31,589 --> 01:23:33,259
I'm coming to kidnap you.

1233
01:23:34,214 --> 01:23:35,395
Where are we going?

1234
01:23:38,235 --> 01:23:41,305
To elsewhere, Viviane, elsewhere.

1235
01:24:37,547 --> 01:24:38,934
Film or reality,

1236
01:24:39,131 --> 01:24:42,271
I know now that's the only thing that matters
in the world, love is.

1237
01:24:43,422 --> 01:24:46,012
Everyone has a princess who likes him
wait and that

1238
01:24:46,193 --> 01:24:47,049
gets a brooch

1239
01:24:47,256 --> 01:24:49,603
and touched our hearts.

1240
01:24:55,089 --> 01:24:59,566
END

1241
01:25:00,693 --> 01:25:01,728
Finally, Deloux.

1242
01:25:01,902 --> 01:25:06,053
You cannot at the same time, Charlot,
the Godfather, Mad Max, Indiana Jones

1243
01:25:06,256 --> 01:25:07,474
and being James Bond.

1244
01:25:07,672 --> 01:25:10,300
Calm. You're talking to Cineman.

1245
01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:14,186
Confused man, yes.
You're making a mess of the movie.

1246
01:25:15,047 --> 01:25:15,897
Yes?

1247
01:25:16,422 --> 01:25:18,105
Yes, Viviane, dear.

1248
01:25:18,297 --> 01:25:21,008
Are you in Toy Story with Cineboy?
Great.

1249
01:25:21,193 --> 01:25:24,464
I have a drink
Kung Fu Panda and then I come.

1250
01:25:24,672 --> 01:25:26,013
Can I come along?

1251
01:25:26,214 --> 01:25:30,898
Three hundred light years away
It's written

1252
01:25:31,089 --> 01:25:33,516
That I would have to live my life over again

1253
01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:39,929
Three hundred light years away
It's so beautiful

1254
01:25:40,131 --> 01:25:43,136
Everything seems so small

1255
01:25:44,714 --> 01:25:46,637
Deloux, what's going on?

1256
01:25:46,839 --> 01:25:49,754
I'm in trouble.
Yesterday I was completely...

1257
01:25:49,964 --> 01:25:52,056
Phew. Subtitled.

1258
01:25:52,256 --> 01:25:53,021
Subtitled?

1259
01:25:53,193 --> 01:25:56,557
Phew.

1260
01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:59,923
Phew.

1261
01:26:34,777 --> 01:26:39,343
Three hundred light years away
Your neighborhood

1262
01:26:39,547 --> 01:26:42,850
Am I still faithful?

1263
01:26:44,006 --> 01:26:48,718
Three hundred light years away
I become again

1264
01:26:48,922 --> 01:26:52,257
Born in the middle of heaven

1265
01:26:53,922 --> 01:26:56,728
I travel on to infinity

1266
01:26:58,256 --> 01:27:02,428
Kruger, Perseus
Strange galaxies

1267
01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:06,223
I who dreamed all my life

1268
01:27:07,631 --> 01:27:12,231
One day to follow the wind

1269
01:27:12,422 --> 01:27:15,514
A comet flies close
Past my car

1270
01:27:17,256 --> 01:27:20,218
Before it disappears into thin air

1271
01:27:21,881 --> 01:27:24,975
Dull light and tilted suns

1272
01:27:26,568 --> 01:27:29,308
The danger is over, I accelerate

1273
01:27:30,568 --> 01:27:35,258
Three hundred light years away
It's written

1274
01:27:35,443 --> 01:27:38,800
That I can start my life again
Should do

1275
01:27:39,839 --> 01:27:44,397
Three hundred light years away
It's so beautiful

1276
01:27:44,589 --> 01:27:47,968
Everything seems so small

1277
01:28:30,610 --> 01:28:33,465
I drift away through infinity

1278
01:28:34,693 --> 01:28:38,996
Memories, sighs
Around Altaïr

1279
01:28:39,922 --> 01:28:42,673
I'm so excited
To see you again

1280
01:28:44,256 --> 01:28:48,686
Walk, talk and then
Smiling at me

1281
01:28:48,860 --> 01:28:53,423
Three hundred light years away
I can do it

1282
01:28:53,631 --> 01:28:56,968
Always remain faithful

1283
01:28:58,047 --> 01:29:02,607
Three hundred light years away
I'm leaving

1284
01:29:02,797 --> 01:29:06,472
Come with me to the center
From heaven

1285
01:29:06,902 --> 01:29:08,143
Come on, come along

1286
01:32:16,985 --> 01:32:25,327
Marc KWAKMAN
Subtitle: Hiventy