1 00:00:19,312 --> 00:00:23,646 GAME FOR FOUR 2 00:00:24,017 --> 00:00:26,474 This is history about stupid behavior. 3 00:00:26,486 --> 00:00:28,431 Each of us at a certain time in life 4 00:00:28,454 --> 00:00:30,228 may act stupid. 5 00:00:31,291 --> 00:00:34,158 So I hope none of us you won't judge too harshly. 6 00:00:34,627 --> 00:00:37,425 This story happened during my stay in London, 7 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:40,877 when we were all working on the television sitcom Thetford Gate. 8 00:00:41,768 --> 00:00:44,976 But, however, this is not the best moment to start the story, 9 00:00:44,971 --> 00:00:48,350 It's better to start from here, from Hyde Park, a few years earlier - 10 00:00:48,942 --> 00:00:51,433 when we first met There are four of us here. 11 00:00:52,111 --> 00:00:54,284 Carly and Alan were married at the time. 12 00:00:54,314 --> 00:00:59,092 And this is Ben, Ben Green, and this is me - Fiona. 13 00:01:02,989 --> 00:01:04,206 Ben is a writer and screenwriter. 14 00:01:04,257 --> 00:01:07,055 and I worked as a make-up artist in the series, Where was Carly filmed? 15 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:10,598 And this was the first date which she arranged for us. 16 00:01:11,397 --> 00:01:14,195 And despite all the problems, that we encountered 17 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,748 for all the difficulties that our relationship has undergone 18 00:01:16,769 --> 00:01:21,957 I still remember this meeting like a very pleasant day. 19 00:01:25,578 --> 00:01:27,830 Actually, Ben, marriage - it's not that bad. 20 00:01:28,147 --> 00:01:30,354 And I even think that you will not bad at all in this capacity. 21 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:35,878 Well, not that you have any idea outwardly, and you don’t shine with your mind, 22 00:01:35,822 --> 00:01:40,418 and besides, you're an American - I don’t know what can be done about this, 23 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:44,250 but still I think that of you he will be a good family man. 24 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,276 Carly, do you agree? 25 00:01:45,331 --> 00:01:47,583 Yes I think you will successful marriage, Ben. 26 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,192 Have you ever been married, Ben? 27 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:52,068 No. I don't understand at all science of family relations. 28 00:01:52,338 --> 00:01:54,989 Sex at first always good, you understand. 29 00:01:55,008 --> 00:01:57,977 First year of relationship always very gentle 30 00:01:58,277 --> 00:02:01,758 loving, knowledgeable, and very sexy 31 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:07,386 and then something happens and it all goes somewhere. . . 32 00:02:08,454 --> 00:02:09,785 This is impressive. . . 33 00:02:09,822 --> 00:02:11,562 That's the whole point. 34 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:14,014 Now Carly introduced us, 35 00:02:14,027 --> 00:02:16,006 we'll have lunch somewhere together, then we'll start dating 36 00:02:16,029 --> 00:02:18,930 we will have six months amazing sex, and then - bam! 37 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,740 relations will cool down 38 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,712 and we will both feel yourself unhappy. 39 00:02:22,735 --> 00:02:25,636 Doesn't sound so bad - if you you guarantee that the sex will be amazing... 40 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:28,130 I like the way you look at it... 41 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:35,258 Alan is so sad today. 42 00:02:35,848 --> 00:02:39,568 Today is the 1st 40th anniversary since the death of Prince Albert. 43 00:02:39,552 --> 00:02:41,725 Queen Victoria's husband? 44 00:02:41,754 --> 00:02:43,631 He died 140 years ago? 45 00:02:44,524 --> 00:02:46,731 God, how quickly time flies! 46 00:02:49,595 --> 00:02:51,631 Are you worried too? because of this anniversary, 47 00:02:51,664 --> 00:02:53,256 is that why you're so sad? 48 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:56,200 No, I'm sad because I overate. 49 00:02:56,836 --> 00:03:00,442 And you're so sad every year on the day of his death? 50 00:03:02,442 --> 00:03:05,206 Yes. She mourned him every day until the end of my days. 51 00:03:05,211 --> 00:03:06,064 Yes? 52 00:03:06,679 --> 00:03:08,749 I always wonder what it's like 53 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:11,719 meet someone like you in marriage true love. .. 54 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:14,240 Yes. . . 55 00:03:15,955 --> 00:03:17,764 Interesting.. . 56 00:03:19,859 --> 00:03:22,145 - She likes you, Benny. - Yes? 57 00:03:22,729 --> 00:03:24,742 And you liked her too I'm looking. 58 00:03:24,764 --> 00:03:27,255 Yes, she's very nice. And I think she liked me. 59 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,713 She'll still learn to hate me, and it will be great. 60 00:03:31,904 --> 00:03:33,781 One fine day you will marry Fiona. 61 00:03:33,806 --> 00:03:35,068 Well, that's still unknown. 62 00:03:35,742 --> 00:03:38,905 And you will be very happy I know for sure... 63 00:04:14,847 --> 00:04:18,385 It seems my stories are about amazing sex were somewhat exaggerated. .. 64 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:21,353 Stop it, everything was wonderful. 65 00:04:21,354 --> 00:04:25,381 No, you understand - you're just my first French girl. 66 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:29,429 I'm probably because of this felt constrained. 67 00:04:29,962 --> 00:04:32,032 So, am I your first French girlfriend? 68 00:04:32,765 --> 00:04:34,835 Well, except for the actress, 69 00:04:34,867 --> 00:04:37,188 who played Coco Chanel 70 00:04:37,203 --> 00:04:38,830 in the television series. 71 00:04:38,871 --> 00:04:39,792 Is it true? 72 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,644 How lucky I am - to be second after the girl, 73 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:44,927 who played Coco Chanel. 74 00:04:44,944 --> 00:04:46,957 Yes, especially if you consider that I got so drunk 75 00:04:46,979 --> 00:04:49,470 that instead I fell asleep with a guy, who played de Gaulle, 76 00:04:49,482 --> 00:04:51,359 you're really lucky. 77 00:04:55,388 --> 00:04:56,468 What? 78 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:01,420 Do you know what day it is today? 79 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:04,260 Tuesday? 80 00:05:05,798 --> 00:05:08,119 Yes. Every second Tuesday remember? 81 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:19,071 Have we decided that? . . Isn't it every second Tuesday of the month? 82 00:05:20,246 --> 00:05:22,020 Every second Tuesday. 83 00:05:23,516 --> 00:05:25,768 Every second Tuesday... really? 84 00:05:28,421 --> 00:05:33,267 Oh, Carly, you see The thing is, I didn't know. . . 85 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:38,480 and I. . . in a word, I didn’t know, and I ate for dinner a huge piece of meat pie. 86 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:43,467 Meat pie? 87 00:05:45,838 --> 00:05:46,884 Really? 88 00:05:48,174 --> 00:05:50,426 Yes. And you understand, now I have my stomach is a little bloated. 89 00:05:51,711 --> 00:05:52,860 Is it puffy? 90 00:05:54,046 --> 00:05:57,209 Yes, and a little more gas. 91 00:05:58,918 --> 00:06:00,692 And it swells and gasps? 92 00:06:02,188 --> 00:06:04,099 - This is bad. - Yes, I know. .. 93 00:06:10,296 --> 00:06:12,366 You look like this Happy today, Fiona. 94 00:06:12,398 --> 00:06:13,217 Yes? Is it true? 95 00:06:13,266 --> 00:06:15,848 Yes, you're just glowing. 96 00:06:16,402 --> 00:06:17,619 Is it because of Ben? 97 00:06:18,104 --> 00:06:19,731 Yes, I think so. 98 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,409 It's strange, because actually it's Not my type of man at all... 99 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:26,184 Yes, absolutely, that's for sure. . . 100 00:06:26,913 --> 00:06:29,404 But he knows how to make me laugh - and I love to laugh 101 00:06:29,415 --> 00:06:30,530 it makes me happy. 102 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:32,494 Oh, this is great. 103 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:35,681 This is exactly what Carly wants - so that you both are happy. 104 00:06:45,164 --> 00:06:47,234 These are my babies, Fiona. 105 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:49,191 Say hello to my kids. 106 00:06:49,235 --> 00:06:52,443 And you feed them every day, in any weather - rain or sun. 107 00:06:52,438 --> 00:06:53,621 Exactly like that. 108 00:06:55,174 --> 00:06:58,109 And how did they survive here? 8 centuries before you, it’s unclear. 109 00:06:58,778 --> 00:07:01,815 Come on, come on, tease, Alan - they don't care. 110 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:24,358 Are we... Don't you think that we... 111 00:07:26,305 --> 00:07:27,806 It's their mating season... 112 00:07:28,808 --> 00:07:31,333 - Didn't we book a table? .. - Yes, we have booked a table for dinner. 113 00:07:31,344 --> 00:07:35,815 That's so sweet of you Carly - feed these ducks. .. 114 00:07:39,552 --> 00:07:42,385 I had a nightmare today. . . 115 00:07:42,388 --> 00:07:44,299 It was terrible. . . 116 00:07:44,323 --> 00:07:45,847 Why? Were you naked? 117 00:07:45,891 --> 00:07:47,188 Naked? 118 00:07:47,693 --> 00:07:50,423 Why does any conversation with you boils down to 119 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:53,227 was I naked? No, I wasn't naked. 120 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,266 I was poor - 121 00:07:55,301 --> 00:07:57,314 and this is much worse than being naked 122 00:07:57,336 --> 00:07:59,110 much, much worse. . . 123 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:04,479 Glen, Davey - I'm sorry: I'm upset here 124 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,343 that she was naked in her dream and all that 125 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,815 and then suddenly I leave. 126 00:08:10,816 --> 00:08:13,683 - And where am I going? - Shopping. 127 00:08:14,553 --> 00:08:15,668 Why? 128 00:08:15,721 --> 00:08:18,656 Well because it's the opposite condition - you were naked and poor, 129 00:08:18,657 --> 00:08:20,158 and now you're leaving buy yourself clothes, 130 00:08:20,192 --> 00:08:21,625 This is the irony. 131 00:08:23,229 --> 00:08:26,198 Ah-ah-ah, okay, irony - that's good, we love irony. 132 00:08:26,198 --> 00:08:27,529 It will be a good scene. 133 00:08:27,566 --> 00:08:32,071 Yes, yes, I think - this episode is pretty good. 134 00:08:33,906 --> 00:08:36,113 So, how are things going with you and Fiona? You both look very happy. 135 00:08:37,043 --> 00:08:40,285 Happy - yes why shouldn't we be happy? 136 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:44,373 She laughs at all my jokes and the sex is just incredible. .. 137 00:08:44,383 --> 00:08:45,680 Sorry? 138 00:08:45,718 --> 00:08:49,745 The sex is simply amazing. Charges with new energy... 139 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:52,489 Oh yes, I see... 140 00:08:52,925 --> 00:08:55,758 Yes, everything is in accordance my theory of relationships 141 00:08:55,761 --> 00:08:58,252 8 months - 8 rooms. First 8 months 142 00:08:58,264 --> 00:09:00,277 are you having sex in all rooms of the house. 143 00:09:00,299 --> 00:09:03,200 After 8 months number of rooms decreases by one every month 144 00:09:03,202 --> 00:09:05,147 until finally you do it's in the same room 145 00:09:05,171 --> 00:09:06,798 once a month and even then if you're lucky. 146 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:09,194 Yes that's my theory 8 months - 8 rooms... 147 00:09:11,377 --> 00:09:12,708 Ben, 148 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:15,115 I'm a little embarrassed 149 00:09:15,147 --> 00:09:17,433 talk to you about this. 150 00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:20,767 Did I speak too loudly? 151 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:26,452 No, no - I just don't feel good It’s convenient to have this conversation with you. 152 00:09:28,427 --> 00:09:31,908 - Which? What conversation? - The one we are leading. 153 00:09:33,165 --> 00:09:36,407 - About sex? About fucking? This conversation? - Yes. Yes. This very conversation. 154 00:09:44,844 --> 00:09:46,584 Do you disagree with my theory? 155 00:09:46,612 --> 00:09:49,376 No Ben, just us we can't discuss this. 156 00:09:49,982 --> 00:09:51,643 Oh yes - no, I'm sorry. . . 157 00:09:51,684 --> 00:09:53,561 No, don't apologize... everything is fine... 158 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:55,110 Because it's 159 00:09:55,154 --> 00:09:57,099 just a theory 160 00:09:57,123 --> 00:09:58,863 and maybe it's just like that with me, 161 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,995 and the rest of the men whom I know... 162 00:10:01,026 --> 00:10:03,722 I would be glad to close this topic... 163 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:09,411 ...they have been trumpeting and trumpeting tirelessly for years... It's just like that with me - well, you know... 164 00:10:11,604 --> 00:10:14,767 -Are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready - go ahead. Wow! 165 00:10:17,143 --> 00:10:18,735 Don't you like bacon? 166 00:10:19,145 --> 00:10:23,991 Bacon, ham, sausages and a full plate of cutlets 167 00:10:23,949 --> 00:10:27,703 not too light food. 168 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:32,436 I thought it would be fun to cook traditional English breakfast. 169 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,881 This breakfast is a direct path to a heart attack. 170 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,376 The girl who does makeup 171 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,539 said that her grandmother I prepared this breakfast every morning, 172 00:10:43,569 --> 00:10:45,446 and lived to be 94 years old. 173 00:10:45,471 --> 00:10:47,541 Yeah, but I bet that guy for whom she prepared it, 174 00:10:47,573 --> 00:10:49,643 hardly lived to see 36, that's the problem. 175 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,958 You know what I want to do today? 176 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:58,393 How? Upstairs? We can try... 177 00:10:59,585 --> 00:11:01,428 I want to arrange for you London tour 178 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,388 and show those places that I want to describe it in my book. 179 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:08,508 Great. Now I'll bottle it for myself A couple more arteries and we'll be off. .. 180 00:11:11,764 --> 00:11:13,709 This will not be a book about buildings, 181 00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:15,768 I would like to write a book about people 182 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,871 who came here in the first place. 183 00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:21,509 Who were they? How did they live? What problems did you encounter? 184 00:11:34,019 --> 00:11:37,534 And so, as beautiful as it all seems, how beautiful and fabulous the city of London is, 185 00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:39,366 it soon became obvious that Ben 186 00:11:39,391 --> 00:11:41,780 may seem stupid to anyone, but not for me. 187 00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:46,299 A fool - because of his obsession, which began when he first arrived in London. 188 00:11:47,099 --> 00:11:49,897 Good afternoon, my name is Ben Green, and I'm looking for Alan Portland. 189 00:11:49,902 --> 00:11:51,711 - Ben Green? - Alan? 190 00:11:51,737 --> 00:11:53,511 - I'm Alan Portland. - Hello. 191 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:56,655 Finally! Welcome! How was the flight? 192 00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,156 - For a long time. . . - I can tell you that Carly can't wait to meet you. 193 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:03,076 Now our life will become easier - when you arrived 194 00:12:03,082 --> 00:12:04,856 and she will be delighted absolutely delighted. 195 00:12:05,651 --> 00:12:08,415 What was that guy's name? famous politician? . . 196 00:12:12,258 --> 00:12:14,647 Is this Ben? Ben Green? Oh, hi! 197 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,040 Listen everyone - I want everything 198 00:12:17,062 --> 00:12:18,723 greeted this wonderful screenwriter 199 00:12:18,764 --> 00:12:22,916 who worked in Seinfeld and came to us from Los Angeles. 200 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:26,177 I'm so glad to meet you - I'm so happy that you came! 201 00:12:26,171 --> 00:12:29,959 Please, let's go back to the rehearsal, please. 202 00:12:29,942 --> 00:12:31,682 Silence in the studio! 203 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,247 From the movie star, Carly. 204 00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:38,925 What about that one cinema stars?.. . 205 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,909 Hey guys! This is Ben Green 206 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,468 American writer about I told you - now he has arrived. 207 00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:45,787 He wrote for Seinfeld 208 00:12:45,824 --> 00:12:48,406 and he has a huge one experience in comedy. 209 00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:50,600 He came to be ours chief screenwriter, you know... 210 00:12:51,964 --> 00:12:55,752 And that's great because he will make everything spin, 211 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,986 he is truly talented 212 00:12:58,003 --> 00:12:59,436 in fact - and he will do so, 213 00:12:59,471 --> 00:13:02,747 so that we all look just very, very cool. 214 00:13:03,509 --> 00:13:06,091 Yes, yes, you are talented - this is great... 215 00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:09,170 Oh, forgive me 216 00:13:09,214 --> 00:13:11,250 I need to run. . . 217 00:13:11,283 --> 00:13:15,003 And you probably need to chat about your screenwriting work... 218 00:13:16,121 --> 00:13:17,452 Well, I'll leave you. How great! 219 00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:22,360 Seinfeld, that is. 220 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,283 Seinfeld, yes. Good series. 221 00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:26,730 We're big fans. 222 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,357 Yes, just huge, yeah. 223 00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:32,495 And when did you write for Seinfeld? 224 00:13:33,739 --> 00:13:36,902 In the last season, partially. 225 00:13:37,576 --> 00:13:39,646 We love the first episodes. Cool series. 226 00:13:39,678 --> 00:13:43,091 Yes? Yes we like it early episodes. 227 00:13:45,317 --> 00:13:47,456 -Have you already had lunch? - No. - The point is that we haven't yet. . . 228 00:13:47,486 --> 00:13:52,128 - Yes, great, let's go. . . - . . .so feel at home, 229 00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:54,127 look around, settle in, 230 00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:57,572 and David and I Let's go have something to eat. 231 00:13:57,563 --> 00:13:58,996 Bye. 232 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,365 Benny! Benny! 233 00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,265 Do people call you Benny? 234 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:09,547 Benny? No. I'm so Since childhood, no one has called. 235 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:13,079 Then I'll call you Benny - I have there will be your own name for you. 236 00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:14,033 Where are you going? 237 00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:17,139 To your apartment - today we should bring my things from Los Angeles. 238 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,650 They don't say here apartment, but an apartment. 239 00:14:18,684 --> 00:14:21,551 You're lucky, you're fast adapt to a foreign culture. 240 00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:24,386 I have to communicate a lot with studio staff... 241 00:14:25,524 --> 00:14:27,116 Hey! Hey! Sorry! Sorry! 242 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,660 She's American. 243 00:14:37,736 --> 00:14:40,318 You seem so happy. Are you happy living in London? 244 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:43,069 happy to work in this series, happy with my husband. 245 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,612 Yes, I like the series he's funny. 246 00:14:45,644 --> 00:14:48,579 It's a pity, of course, that he won't have success in Hollywood, 247 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:49,945 but I'm happy. 248 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,422 Alan is very nice. 249 00:14:52,451 --> 00:14:55,898 Especially since I stopped get drunk and fight. 250 00:14:56,422 --> 00:15:00,210 - Did he beat you? - No, he fought in pubs. 251 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,444 Went there with a friend drink beer, and as a result 252 00:15:02,461 --> 00:15:04,634 beat the poor guy half to death. 253 00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:07,757 - But now he doesn’t do that anymore. - What, friends are over? 254 00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:13,138 You and him will like each other. 255 00:15:13,138 --> 00:15:15,345 I feel like you will become friends. 256 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:19,333 Yes, probably. With me very convenient to fight 257 00:15:19,745 --> 00:15:22,066 I fall after the first blow. 258 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,716 DON'T BE A GOAT! SHE IS MARRIED!!! 259 00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:26,789 Don't be an asshole. She's married. Don't be an asshole. She's married... 260 00:16:29,348 --> 00:16:32,727 They came to you. It seems that your agent from Los Angeles. 261 00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:35,813 Well, yeah, you're out of luck. You quarreled with the channel management, 262 00:16:35,854 --> 00:16:38,584 and you were removed from the series. Just think, damn it, it’s a disaster! 263 00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:40,945 It wasn't just a series This is a series that I created myself. 264 00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:43,404 And they vulgarized everything. 265 00:16:43,428 --> 00:16:44,725 Cretins! 266 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,592 Fuck this Los Angeles. 267 00:16:46,899 --> 00:16:48,912 I'll work here for now on television, 268 00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:51,585 and then I’ll write a play. Drama. 269 00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:52,752 Drama? 270 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:56,319 I'm tired of comedies I want to write a good drama. 271 00:16:57,576 --> 00:16:59,100 You yourself are a walking drama. 272 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,283 I was offended because they fired what-what-him 273 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,156 and replaced his character with a doll. 274 00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:04,773 What's his name? It's Sam Wotherston! 275 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,511 One of the best actors American television, 276 00:17:06,552 --> 00:17:08,326 and he is replaced some kind of puppet! 277 00:17:08,353 --> 00:17:09,308 Cretins! 278 00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:11,936 Come back to Los Angeles we will find you a job. 279 00:17:11,957 --> 00:17:13,424 No, Davis, that won't happen. 280 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,950 But I'm flattered that you specially came to London, 281 00:17:16,962 --> 00:17:18,771 to persuade me to return. 282 00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:21,837 You are an important client for me, you are my friend. 283 00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:23,778 I would follow you to the ends of the world, 284 00:17:23,802 --> 00:17:25,679 and you know it. 285 00:17:26,738 --> 00:17:27,784 Thank you. 286 00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:29,865 Maybe we can have dinner together? 287 00:17:29,908 --> 00:17:31,944 I can't. I'm having dinner with Johnny Depp. 288 00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:34,269 Johnny Depp is in London now? 289 00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:37,043 Yes and I have a chance sign a contract with him. 290 00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:41,859 Is it really that long? having lived in London, 291 00:17:41,887 --> 00:17:44,378 you weren't at this performance? - What is he talking about? 292 00:17:44,389 --> 00:17:47,153 As far as I understand, about a dying person 293 00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:49,480 who remembers all my life. 294 00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:50,540 Nasty. 295 00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:51,517 Nasty? 296 00:17:51,563 --> 00:17:53,576 Yes. I love musicals. 297 00:17:53,599 --> 00:17:55,100 But you haven’t seen him yet! 298 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,863 You realize you're expressing an opinion about a performance that you haven’t even seen? 299 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,052 Is this a musical? 300 00:17:59,104 --> 00:18:02,198 Yes. This is a musical. This is an optimistic musical 301 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,732 about death from cancer. 302 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:09,468 Where? Where are they, the colors of my life? 303 00:18:10,949 --> 00:18:13,747 Where is the blue of my childhood? 304 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,083 Where are the bright red outfits? girls waiting 305 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,888 when will we return from the war? 306 00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,407 Where did you go? 307 00:18:24,496 --> 00:18:29,092 colors of my life? 308 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,402 I don't know about you but I liked it. 309 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:37,798 I'm always inspired good drama. 310 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,353 I really liked it too true. 311 00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,586 Yes, I have no doubt. Probably you do 312 00:18:42,614 --> 00:18:44,593 you perceive better art in a dream. 313 00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:48,288 Come on, I dozed off just for two minutes. 314 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,699 You slept for 40 minutes and at the same time snored loudly. 315 00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:55,103 I had to stop the show to put a clothespin on your nose. 316 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,779 The lady sitting next to you stuck a program in your mouth. 317 00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,016 This is called heavy snoring. 318 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:08,592 Say hello to your husband for me. 319 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:11,064 He's not at home now. He left to the dacha, will return later. 320 00:19:11,076 --> 00:19:13,499 Do you have a dacha? Yes, you are a real British. 321 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,983 I had a wonderful evening honestly. Thank you. 322 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,397 I liked yours cancer drama. 323 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:07,912 And so, 324 00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:11,026 with this stupid and useless Ben has a stamp on his heart, 325 00:20:11,036 --> 00:20:13,049 this story moves on. 326 00:20:13,071 --> 00:20:14,117 TWO YEARS LATER 327 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,981 Ben and I's wedding took place in a small church, 328 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,884 located near the ruins 329 00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:20,844 fortress walls ancient London. 330 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:24,566 Today we are gathered here in the name of love, 331 00:20:24,549 --> 00:20:27,825 love between... - . ..Ben and Fiona. 332 00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:29,986 This is a blessed moment for all people 333 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:33,661 gathered here today to express your love and support to them. 334 00:20:34,059 --> 00:20:37,631 Ben, do you agree to marry Fiona standing here? 335 00:20:43,101 --> 00:20:43,954 Yes? 336 00:20:44,002 --> 00:20:45,082 Oh, hi, buddy! 337 00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:47,719 It’s okay, I’m just getting some air. What are you doing? 338 00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:51,237 It's Johnny Depp! 339 00:20:52,944 --> 00:20:55,230 Yes I'll be free in half an hour. 340 00:20:55,247 --> 00:20:57,260 With this ring I get engaged to you marriage... 341 00:20:57,282 --> 00:20:59,159 With this ring I become engaged to you. .. 342 00:21:00,285 --> 00:21:01,650 Is something wrong? 343 00:21:03,188 --> 00:21:04,746 You are not yourself today. 344 00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:10,529 Ah-ah-ah, on this day, someone must have died? 345 00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:12,576 Victoria? 346 00:21:12,631 --> 00:21:14,576 What, Victoria died on this day, or something like that? 347 00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:17,488 Yes, 348 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:19,449 actually, Chamberlain. .. 349 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,088 I'm really sorry. 350 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,476 In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, amen. 351 00:21:23,508 --> 00:21:26,545 And now I pronounce you husband and wife. You can kiss the bride. 352 00:21:32,284 --> 00:21:35,253 Well - quite a nice wedding, I guess. 353 00:21:35,887 --> 00:21:37,354 Yes, it was wonderful. 354 00:21:38,356 --> 00:21:40,642 Can you imagine Fiona? at this very moment? 355 00:21:40,659 --> 00:21:43,389 with legs up, looking at the ceiling, 356 00:21:43,395 --> 00:21:46,296 and crawls on top of her this little piece of crap. .. 357 00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:50,808 Not a very pleasant sight. 358 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:56,362 And I imagine how she does it like a dog 359 00:21:56,808 --> 00:22:01,791 standing on all fours - barks, squeals, and calls him by name: yap-yap, Ben! 360 00:22:15,227 --> 00:22:16,751 Let's go and breathe a little fresh air. 361 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,638 Fresh air? What the hell is this for? 362 00:22:40,385 --> 00:22:42,842 Well, see you tomorrow? 363 00:22:43,722 --> 00:22:45,019 Yes, see you tomorrow? 364 00:22:47,058 --> 00:22:51,176 I'm so glad you liked it wedding, Glen, Davey. .. 365 00:22:52,631 --> 00:22:55,088 You know, marriage - it's like a beautiful flower 366 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:59,400 gives its aroma to everyone, who inhales it... 367 00:23:00,272 --> 00:23:03,685 Well said - and my parents are already married... 368 00:23:04,943 --> 00:23:06,820 Alan! What you?.. . 369 00:23:15,553 --> 00:23:16,736 OK.. . 370 00:23:17,789 --> 00:23:18,938 Hmmm, well... 371 00:23:21,293 --> 00:23:22,954 Are you guys okay? 372 00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:25,827 What do you think? What's wrong with you this time? 373 00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:27,843 Yes I just needed let off some steam. 374 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,562 It's accumulated, you know. No offense, okay? 375 00:23:33,805 --> 00:23:36,501 Sorry. Well, now go to bed. 376 00:23:36,508 --> 00:23:37,941 See you tomorrow. 377 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,576 If he weren't our boss, I would have finished him off. 378 00:23:44,582 --> 00:23:45,913 Yeah, me too. 379 00:23:47,085 --> 00:23:49,292 No hard feelings, okay guys? 380 00:23:49,321 --> 00:23:51,164 You guys are damn good! 381 00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:53,089 Sweet dreams! 382 00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:00,770 Oh don't touch me... 383 00:24:01,933 --> 00:24:04,140 It was you who started it all! 384 00:24:04,169 --> 00:24:04,954 I? Why is this? 385 00:24:05,003 --> 00:24:07,699 Yes, these are your fucking affairs - This infuriated him. . . 386 00:24:08,306 --> 00:24:10,183 - Am I bleeding? - No. 387 00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:11,573 I should... 388 00:24:16,648 --> 00:24:18,309 - Do you love Detroit? - Yes. 389 00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:20,011 You said that I've never been to the States 390 00:24:20,051 --> 00:24:23,145 How can you love Detroit? 391 00:24:23,154 --> 00:24:26,248 I like that you come from there - This is the cradle of modern technology. 392 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,134 What was his name? Henry Ford? - Henry Ford, yes. 393 00:24:28,159 --> 00:24:33,176 Who introduced new assembly lines?... It all started from there, you understand. 394 00:24:33,898 --> 00:24:36,355 Have you read Ford's biography? which Lacey wrote? 395 00:24:36,368 --> 00:24:38,313 No, I didn't come across it. 396 00:24:38,336 --> 00:24:41,373 Have you read Spider-Man? 1 1 1st issue? 397 00:24:41,373 --> 00:24:44,069 There are also a lot of interesting things there historical facts. 398 00:24:44,075 --> 00:24:45,576 I think this is the one one of the most interesting 399 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,817 American cities. 400 00:24:47,846 --> 00:24:49,143 Really? 401 00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:52,115 Do you think Detroit is one of the the most interesting American cities? 402 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:55,177 Wow! I hope everything goes well for you just as easy to please... Come here. .. 403 00:24:57,055 --> 00:24:59,194 Fiona, I need talk to you. 404 00:24:59,224 --> 00:25:01,954 Certainly. It won't bother you wait a minute? 405 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,769 I'm almost finished. 406 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,136 Let's go out. 407 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:13,455 I just talked to my friends from Hudcastle and Bryce. 408 00:25:14,205 --> 00:25:17,265 They liked your offer and they want to meet you, 409 00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,311 to discuss details book publishing contract. 410 00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:21,039 Did they really like it? Oh God! 411 00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:23,149 Yes. ..They will do it... 412 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,724 This is so great! Is this true, Alan? 413 00:25:27,719 --> 00:25:29,926 Yes, yes. Honestly, this is actually true! 414 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,929 - Carly knows? - Not yet. 415 00:25:31,956 --> 00:25:33,617 And Ben? We need to tell them. Let's go somewhere tonight 416 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:37,003 and let's celebrate this event! We need arrange a sumptuous dinner, all together. 417 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:40,340 - Undoubtedly! - Carly will be glad... 418 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,105 Oh yes. She will be delighted. 419 00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:43,691 I'm not jealous. 420 00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,163 I'm glad she succeeded 421 00:25:46,204 --> 00:25:48,183 sign this stinking contract. 422 00:25:48,206 --> 00:25:50,697 But at the same time, I'm more worried 423 00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:53,097 your words about what's in the studio 424 00:25:53,111 --> 00:25:54,954 they are planning to close my series. 425 00:25:54,979 --> 00:25:56,571 You misunderstood me. 426 00:25:56,614 --> 00:25:58,969 In fact, I said that you are not enthusiastic 427 00:25:58,983 --> 00:26:02,111 in relation to the series. 428 00:26:02,487 --> 00:26:04,626 You can't again concentrate on work, 429 00:26:04,656 --> 00:26:07,659 we talked about this before... - Me? Can't concentrate? 430 00:26:07,659 --> 00:26:09,433 Well, of course, I'm not dragging around all over the city, 431 00:26:09,461 --> 00:26:10,985 and then publish a book... 432 00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:13,281 You're being unfair to her. She worked hard 433 00:26:13,298 --> 00:26:15,038 and with great reverence related to the material. 434 00:26:15,066 --> 00:26:17,205 She has her own view on things... You should have seen how she 435 00:26:17,235 --> 00:26:19,692 holds up well at these meetings - she is always optimistic 436 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:22,605 decisive and receptive, - It wouldn't hurt you to study. 437 00:27:04,616 --> 00:27:05,799 What are you doing? 438 00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:08,546 I'm sleeping, honey. . . 439 00:27:08,553 --> 00:27:11,590 Sex?... 440 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:15,923 No, I don't feel well. 441 00:27:15,894 --> 00:27:19,375 Are you still unwell? Are you worried about your finger? 442 00:27:19,364 --> 00:27:21,025 My finger? Yes, yes. My finger is still sore. 443 00:27:22,834 --> 00:27:25,667 Poor thing... poor thing... 444 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,050 Maybe we should call a doctor? 445 00:27:29,073 --> 00:27:31,177 A doctor? No.. yes, I went to the doctor. 446 00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:37,694 I was advised more relax and don't stress. 447 00:27:38,850 --> 00:27:41,751 So I need a rest... 448 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,919 Are you scared of what I concluded? book contract? 449 00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:00,632 What? I? 450 00:28:01,406 --> 00:28:02,703 No.. . 451 00:28:03,174 --> 00:28:04,835 You don't talk to me anymore. 452 00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:07,926 At all. 453 00:28:11,849 --> 00:28:14,465 You don't talk to me anymore you don't sleep with me, 454 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,386 and it seems to me you don't want to be with me anymore. 455 00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:19,323 It's not true 456 00:28:19,357 --> 00:28:20,949 isn't it? 457 00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:23,313 Do you still want be my husband? 458 00:28:24,262 --> 00:28:25,308 Yes. . . 459 00:28:25,363 --> 00:28:27,684 Maybe we should see a psychotherapist? 460 00:28:27,699 --> 00:28:30,224 I can't go to a therapist. You know it. 461 00:28:30,969 --> 00:28:33,005 They pry into your personal life they are curious and I close myself off. 462 00:28:34,872 --> 00:28:36,499 But for the marriage to be happy, 463 00:28:36,541 --> 00:28:38,520 need to work on it... 464 00:28:38,543 --> 00:28:40,750 Are you talking about work again? 465 00:28:41,546 --> 00:28:43,173 That's all I hear. 466 00:28:43,214 --> 00:28:46,342 If I wanted to work, I would fucked with a team of convicts. 467 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:47,784 When I'm at home, I don't want to work. 468 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,468 Is this news to you? I'm working at work. 469 00:28:51,489 --> 00:28:54,834 This is why I come home that I don’t have to work here! 470 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,500 Will this be funny? 471 00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:07,777 She tells her husband who is traveling to Gala on business, 472 00:29:07,772 --> 00:29:09,683 and she leaves to a farm in Arizona, 473 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:11,231 to lose weight. 474 00:29:12,844 --> 00:29:14,368 Yes, funny... 475 00:29:22,253 --> 00:29:25,017 What a useless time I spent crappy weekend! 476 00:29:25,023 --> 00:29:28,333 Vile, lost, crappy weekend! 477 00:29:29,027 --> 00:29:31,234 It looked like you were planning on renting a room. in a boarding house for the weekend? 478 00:29:31,262 --> 00:29:32,786 Well, damn it, it's just a frustration. 479 00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:35,993 I was going to spend weekend reading 480 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,911 lying in bed and overeating. 481 00:29:37,935 --> 00:29:40,142 But damn, in my room the walls were like paper 482 00:29:40,171 --> 00:29:42,014 and I kept hearing a screaming couple behind the wall. 483 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,395 I heard everything - every slap, every breath, 484 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:47,412 every mumble and whisper. 485 00:29:48,012 --> 00:29:50,742 I didn't fall asleep for a minute. Worse yet, 486 00:29:50,748 --> 00:29:52,921 at breakfast I found myself at the table next to them, 487 00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:54,759 with a couple of huge fat men, 488 00:29:54,786 --> 00:29:56,663 licking each other. 489 00:29:56,688 --> 00:29:59,486 Damn, it's bad to hear sounds, without seeing who publishes them, 490 00:29:59,490 --> 00:30:01,299 but even worse is to see them in the flesh 491 00:30:01,326 --> 00:30:04,329 and the next night already know for sure 492 00:30:04,329 --> 00:30:07,264 what does their couple of fat lovers make? fattened pigs. Terrible weekend! 493 00:30:12,170 --> 00:30:14,422 Needless to say, I Now the thought of 494 00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:15,770 that you need to laugh, 495 00:30:16,641 --> 00:30:18,302 especially with you 496 00:30:18,343 --> 00:30:21,949 my great comedy partner, 497 00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:25,666 who doesn't know a better joke, how to fill a bump during a picnic. 498 00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:31,263 What's wrong with you? 499 00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:34,452 You look terrible worse than usual. 500 00:30:35,426 --> 00:30:37,678 You couldn't be a little more fun? 501 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:47,626 Hello. 502 00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:51,774 Are they going out? 503 00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:54,266 I'm dying of boredom. 504 00:30:54,278 --> 00:30:56,257 I'm sorry but I never found 505 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,976 nothing interesting in similar exhibitions of antiquities. 506 00:30:59,517 --> 00:31:01,462 Dead Collection and their things. 507 00:31:02,086 --> 00:31:03,417 Have you seen Alan? 508 00:31:03,454 --> 00:31:06,662 Did you see how it stuck? to these headphones? 509 00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:08,249 He looks like this 510 00:31:08,292 --> 00:31:10,328 It's like he's being brainwashed. .. 511 00:31:10,361 --> 00:31:12,568 And Fiona?! Have you seen her? 512 00:31:12,597 --> 00:31:14,701 U was placed on Egyptian guy 513 00:31:14,732 --> 00:31:16,324 which is 6000 years old. 514 00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:18,756 I wouldn't be sure in your sexuality 515 00:31:18,770 --> 00:31:20,647 if only I had that much time spent over this guy. 516 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:23,617 The truth is that having sexual relationship with only one partner - 517 00:31:23,641 --> 00:31:26,030 this is a mistake that can cost the lives of all humanity. 518 00:31:27,178 --> 00:31:30,557 It's like cave times. 519 00:31:31,282 --> 00:31:33,056 You see, men wanted to have sex 520 00:31:33,084 --> 00:31:35,575 with different women 521 00:31:35,586 --> 00:31:37,793 since they were going fertilize everything on earth. 522 00:31:37,822 --> 00:31:39,665 And women wanted to have sex with different men 523 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,829 as they expected that all these men 524 00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,692 they will see mothers in them their children and protect them. 525 00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:48,176 This is natural behavior 526 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:50,373 it preserves the human race, 527 00:31:50,401 --> 00:31:54,087 helps him survive. 528 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,683 It's like that friend of yours you talked about her like she was a whore 529 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,232 what's her name? - Janine. She is the whore. 530 00:31:59,277 --> 00:32:01,734 She's dating ten guys at the same time. 531 00:32:01,746 --> 00:32:03,850 No, she's not a whore, she's the epitome human genetic wisdom. 532 00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:08,523 She would never go to the British Museum to look at the mummies of Egyptian dudes. 533 00:32:19,997 --> 00:32:21,396 Hey, what are you thinking about? 534 00:32:21,432 --> 00:32:23,445 Won't you tell me? 535 00:32:23,468 --> 00:32:26,016 What am I thinking? Nothing. .. 536 00:32:27,972 --> 00:32:30,623 I'm thinking about my play. 537 00:32:30,641 --> 00:32:32,268 What are you thinking about? 538 00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:35,473 I thought about Alan. He's such a nice person. 539 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:39,121 I'm sure he was wonderful teacher. 540 00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:41,402 He was a teacher before How I started producing TV series. 541 00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:42,499 So, are we being honest? 542 00:32:42,553 --> 00:32:45,044 And I thought you just asked... 543 00:32:45,056 --> 00:32:47,195 Well, to be honest, 544 00:32:47,225 --> 00:32:49,773 I'm thinking about sex with Carly. This is to be honest. . . 545 00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:53,958 You're so funny... 546 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:57,870 Think about Alan. Good night. 547 00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:06,801 Fool... 548 00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:11,002 -Can I ask you a question? - Which? 549 00:33:11,015 --> 00:33:13,745 If your husband was sleeping with my wife 550 00:33:13,751 --> 00:33:15,662 would you sleep with me? 551 00:33:16,721 --> 00:33:17,801 May be. .. 552 00:33:18,356 --> 00:33:19,880 Maybe yes? 553 00:33:21,092 --> 00:33:23,265 If I knew for sure... 554 00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:25,580 It's physically impossible, but 555 00:33:25,596 --> 00:33:27,803 If only I knew this for sure... 556 00:33:27,832 --> 00:33:29,356 If you knew for sure, then? 557 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,515 Yes. 558 00:33:30,568 --> 00:33:33,435 Good answer! I'm delighted! 559 00:33:40,745 --> 00:33:44,021 - Mother? - Hello, Glen! This is Ben. Are you sleeping or what? 560 00:33:44,515 --> 00:33:46,722 I have bad news 561 00:33:46,751 --> 00:33:47,866 my aunt died. 562 00:33:47,919 --> 00:33:49,898 Great! What was the name of the boarding house? 563 00:33:49,921 --> 00:33:52,128 where you stayed 564 00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:53,589 the one with the thin walls? 565 00:33:53,624 --> 00:33:56,832 I need your room numbers and rooms where a couple of fat men lived. 566 00:33:57,929 --> 00:33:59,362 Why are you dead, Ben! 567 00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:04,341 How do they allow this? 568 00:34:04,368 --> 00:34:06,507 That's what's bad about London. 569 00:34:06,537 --> 00:34:08,550 I agree. In my opinion 570 00:34:08,573 --> 00:34:10,552 This shouldn't be allowed in the park. 571 00:34:10,575 --> 00:34:12,384 This is just a slap in the face to tradition. 572 00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:15,026 I'm happy I grew up here and wouldn't want to live 573 00:34:15,046 --> 00:34:16,513 in no other place but it makes me laugh 574 00:34:16,547 --> 00:34:18,105 like Americans idealize this city. 575 00:34:18,149 --> 00:34:20,219 Apparently they consider him 576 00:34:20,251 --> 00:34:22,947 huge historical amusement park, 577 00:34:22,954 --> 00:34:25,605 Charles Dickens Disneyland! 578 00:34:25,623 --> 00:34:27,727 When they come here they don't see crimes 579 00:34:27,758 --> 00:34:30,818 don't see dirt do not think about exhaust gases, 580 00:34:30,828 --> 00:34:33,797 equal to ten packs cigarettes a day. 581 00:34:33,798 --> 00:34:36,892 They are blind to it. - They're not blind to this, Alan. 582 00:34:36,901 --> 00:34:40,143 But I think that's it here amazing for them 583 00:34:40,137 --> 00:34:41,604 because they are interested beauty of the city, 584 00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:44,540 not his problem. 585 00:34:44,842 --> 00:34:47,015 When you're enchanted by the city you don’t immediately begin to understand 586 00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:49,217 that it has the same problems 587 00:34:49,246 --> 00:34:52,147 as in the city that you recently left: 588 00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:54,322 transport, noise, stress. 589 00:34:54,352 --> 00:34:57,833 By the way, I would love to break out out of town for a couple of days. I'm tired of him. 590 00:34:57,822 --> 00:34:59,995 I know one good place 591 00:35:00,024 --> 00:35:02,413 the guesthouse is an hour's drive from here. 592 00:35:02,426 --> 00:35:04,781 You can get there in five hours by train from Waterloo Station. 593 00:35:04,795 --> 00:35:07,320 We can go there after work and spend the whole weekend. 594 00:35:07,331 --> 00:35:11,449 - What do you say? - I don't mind. How are you, Alan? 595 00:35:12,803 --> 00:35:14,714 Yes, you can. .. 596 00:35:15,206 --> 00:35:17,345 - And you? - Let's go, yes. .. 597 00:35:24,115 --> 00:35:25,707 Hello, mon chéri! 598 00:35:28,352 --> 00:35:29,979 Where's your husband? 599 00:35:30,021 --> 00:35:32,034 He's at work. One will come. 600 00:35:32,056 --> 00:35:34,513 -Where is Carly? - She's coming from home. 601 00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:37,619 I hope they don't miss the train. 602 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:43,079 Sorry. 603 00:35:43,601 --> 00:35:44,863 Hi Fiona. This is Ben. 604 00:35:44,902 --> 00:35:45,891 Hello Alan. 605 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:47,494 Darling, where are you? You'll miss the train. 606 00:35:47,538 --> 00:35:49,551 I don't feel well. 607 00:35:49,573 --> 00:35:51,928 - Are you coming soon? - I'm late at work. 608 00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,775 Go with the guys, and I I'll arrive on the next train. 609 00:35:54,779 --> 00:35:57,031 You'll have to spend the weekend with Ben and Fiona. 610 00:35:57,048 --> 00:35:58,640 Okay, I'll go with them. Get well. 611 00:35:58,683 --> 00:36:01,891 Okay, but just be sure to come. I don't want to be alone on the weekend. 612 00:36:01,886 --> 00:36:02,898 Everything's fine, for now. 613 00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:03,874 Bye. 614 00:36:08,726 --> 00:36:11,889 Carly won't be able to go feels bad 615 00:36:11,896 --> 00:36:13,261 some kind of infection... 616 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:14,412 Really?... 617 00:36:15,266 --> 00:36:18,872 Ben will arrive later, he hopes catch the next train... 618 00:36:20,671 --> 00:36:23,640 Well, shall we go? The train will leave now. 619 00:36:23,641 --> 00:36:24,972 I think yes. . . 620 00:36:27,745 --> 00:36:28,894 Thank you. 621 00:36:50,301 --> 00:36:51,996 Great! Everything worked! 622 00:36:53,671 --> 00:36:55,480 They will be in this room... 623 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,297 We will hear every sound. 624 00:36:58,309 --> 00:37:00,083 If you hear anything. 625 00:37:00,111 --> 00:37:02,875 They will definitely have something to hear, 626 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,122 I guarantee this. So I suggest 627 00:37:06,117 --> 00:37:08,221 you and I now have sex, 628 00:37:08,252 --> 00:37:10,504 to check how much noise there is we will raise it at the same time. 629 00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:12,557 This is a technical question but it's important. 630 00:37:13,090 --> 00:37:14,933 Okay, let's play by the rules. 631 00:37:17,128 --> 00:37:18,902 - Cute! - Yes, very much! 632 00:37:20,698 --> 00:37:22,575 - Take it. - Thank you. 633 00:37:30,074 --> 00:37:31,371 Ooh. This room is better. 634 00:37:31,408 --> 00:37:31,749 What? 635 00:37:31,809 --> 00:37:33,367 This room is much better. 636 00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:34,968 - We have to change. - For what? 637 00:37:35,012 --> 00:37:35,967 No, Alan, I think so. . . 638 00:37:36,013 --> 00:37:37,537 - Go. .. -...No, Alan, this is of no use... 639 00:37:38,149 --> 00:37:41,357 - I insist! - ...you are so kind... 640 00:37:45,089 --> 00:37:47,125 We should probably change clothes for dinner. 641 00:37:47,158 --> 00:37:49,444 Hopefully by this time Ben will you join us? 642 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:52,224 - Yes, of course, see you later. - Bye. 643 00:37:55,966 --> 00:37:57,490 - Crap! - What's happened? 644 00:37:57,535 --> 00:38:01,392 He took this number for himself. It's him here, not her. .. 645 00:38:01,372 --> 00:38:03,511 Crap! They switched rooms! 646 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:04,803 Another room? 647 00:38:04,842 --> 00:38:07,709 Yes, we need another room... 648 00:38:07,711 --> 00:38:09,781 number 1 1 ... is she free? 649 00:38:09,814 --> 00:38:10,735 1 1 ? 650 00:38:11,949 --> 00:38:15,555 - Yes... But I thought... - Yes, it's my mistake, 651 00:38:15,553 --> 00:38:17,145 I heard wrong my friend. 652 00:38:17,188 --> 00:38:19,474 He has big ones speech problems. 653 00:38:19,490 --> 00:38:21,879 He says 1 1, but it sounds like 6... 654 00:38:22,493 --> 00:38:24,882 Does 1 1 sound like 6? 655 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,595 Fiona, are you settled in well? 656 00:38:31,635 --> 00:38:34,911 Yes, thank you. But Ben just called. 657 00:38:34,905 --> 00:38:36,497 He still won't be able to come. 658 00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:41,256 She and Glen need to finish the script. or something like that... 659 00:38:42,213 --> 00:38:43,293 Really? 660 00:38:43,347 --> 00:38:46,043 So we will have to carry out weekend together... 661 00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:47,859 That is, I mean, that this is wonderful. 662 00:38:47,885 --> 00:38:50,058 It must have been the will of the gods - so that we can stay for the first time 663 00:38:50,087 --> 00:38:52,032 for some time together. . . 664 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:03,849 Just great. 665 00:39:03,901 --> 00:39:06,802 You're right - it must be It's the sea air that does this... 666 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,594 I must be tired but I don't feel tired. 667 00:39:10,608 --> 00:39:12,451 It's so nice to talk to you. 668 00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:14,831 I could talk with you all night. 669 00:39:14,845 --> 00:39:17,336 And I would listen to you all night. 670 00:39:17,348 --> 00:39:19,930 It's been so long since we talked to Ben 671 00:39:19,950 --> 00:39:21,986 except about his career. 672 00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:24,340 He doesn't want to at all work on relationships 673 00:39:24,355 --> 00:39:26,050 and this is what makes marriage lasting. 674 00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:28,513 Maybe you'll come by Should I have something to drink? 675 00:39:28,525 --> 00:39:30,504 Come in. I beg you. 676 00:39:41,205 --> 00:39:43,753 Crap! They went to him - we need to go back! 677 00:39:47,678 --> 00:39:49,077 Sorry... 678 00:39:50,414 --> 00:39:55,226 Terrible mistake! I'm really sorry.. . We need to go back to room 6. 679 00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:57,642 To room 6?! But you wanted room 1 1! 680 00:39:57,655 --> 00:39:59,976 No, no, sorry, It's my fault! 681 00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:03,778 Okay - room 6, but I'm having dinner now. .. 682 00:40:03,761 --> 00:40:05,501 - No no! - It's urgent! 683 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,053 We must go now! 684 00:40:07,097 --> 00:40:12,148 Thank you, thank you very much, This is so kind of you! 685 00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:16,025 We shouldn't do this, Alan. 686 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,076 I've wanted this for a long time, but... . . 687 00:40:18,108 --> 00:40:20,019 I can't stop, Fiona. 688 00:40:20,911 --> 00:40:22,538 As for me, 689 00:40:22,579 --> 00:40:24,718 the situation is already over out of control. 690 00:40:24,748 --> 00:40:27,478 I can't control it your farm. 691 00:40:27,952 --> 00:40:29,283 No, it's not... 692 00:40:34,525 --> 00:40:35,856 Faster... Hush, hush... 693 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:05,805 Oh my God, Alan! 694 00:41:05,856 --> 00:41:07,323 Oh my God! Alan... Alan. .. 695 00:41:32,116 --> 00:41:34,368 Looks like they're already in the process. 696 00:41:38,389 --> 00:41:39,686 Are you upset? 697 00:41:41,592 --> 00:41:43,253 No, nothing. 698 00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:47,929 And you? 699 00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:50,300 No, it's simple. . . 700 00:41:50,334 --> 00:41:51,483 No. 701 00:41:55,672 --> 00:41:57,446 What should we do now? 702 00:42:01,045 --> 00:42:04,105 You won't be offended if we Nothing going on today, Benny? 703 00:42:05,983 --> 00:42:07,132 Sorry. 704 00:42:08,452 --> 00:42:09,635 Certainly. 705 00:42:11,889 --> 00:42:13,151 Everything is fine. 706 00:42:15,359 --> 00:42:17,782 How does she moan, huh? 707 00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:24,845 Oh my god. You're just an animal. 708 00:42:27,471 --> 00:42:29,450 You're a little lost. 709 00:42:29,473 --> 00:42:33,500 The weather was terrible and the feeding is even worse. 710 00:42:34,278 --> 00:42:37,554 Yes, not the best weekend. 711 00:42:38,615 --> 00:42:41,960 I spent almost all the time in my room, reading. 712 00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:44,529 I slept a lot. 713 00:42:45,622 --> 00:42:47,761 What about you, Alan? 714 00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:49,292 What were you doing? 715 00:42:49,326 --> 00:42:51,578 I ate a lot. That is, no, the food was terrible 716 00:42:51,595 --> 00:42:53,916 but you know my stomach - 717 00:42:53,931 --> 00:42:57,139 he doesn't care what food it gets into it - good or bad. 718 00:42:58,402 --> 00:43:03,078 Yes, Alan, you're fine you don't understand food. 719 00:43:05,442 --> 00:43:07,387 You're so easy to please. 720 00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:10,664 So what are you, did you eat together all the time? 721 00:43:10,681 --> 00:43:13,582 No, not all the time. A couple of times. 722 00:43:15,919 --> 00:43:17,932 Yes, not all the time. Only a few times. 723 00:43:17,955 --> 00:43:21,743 Three times. Does breakfast count as a meal? 724 00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:26,628 - No. - Four. 725 00:43:46,450 --> 00:43:47,462 - Alan. - Yes? 726 00:43:49,052 --> 00:43:50,235 We were going to talk remember? 727 00:43:50,287 --> 00:43:52,710 You wanted to tell me How did the meeting go? 728 00:43:52,723 --> 00:43:54,350 Yes, I remember, darling 729 00:43:54,391 --> 00:43:56,746 but I'm late for something very important meeting with Fiona's publisher. 730 00:43:57,427 --> 00:43:58,951 Don't you even have a minute? 731 00:43:58,996 --> 00:44:00,042 What? 732 00:44:01,365 --> 00:44:04,641 Really no, darling, I'm sorry, I'll be gone until evening 733 00:44:04,635 --> 00:44:06,102 let's talk later, okay? 734 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:14,290 He's so in love with her. It's so obvious. 735 00:44:16,847 --> 00:44:19,202 She's just perfect suits him. 736 00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:22,736 What a beauty she is. 737 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:24,568 Yes, that's exactly... 738 00:44:26,890 --> 00:44:29,381 This morning I looked how she combs her hair. .. 739 00:44:30,127 --> 00:44:31,970 she is truly beautiful... - Shut up! - What? 740 00:44:31,995 --> 00:44:34,486 Shut up! I don't want for you to tell me this. 741 00:44:34,498 --> 00:44:36,193 To hell with everything! 742 00:44:36,233 --> 00:44:38,246 I want you to hate her. That's what I want. 743 00:44:38,969 --> 00:44:41,733 I don't need both of you at all were in love with her. 744 00:44:41,738 --> 00:44:43,330 Well, to hell with you. Hey! 745 00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:47,131 - What? - Are you still interested in me? 746 00:44:47,144 --> 00:44:48,406 Yes, yes, just... 747 00:44:53,283 --> 00:44:56,047 - Okay. - Yes, I know, it’s just all this... 748 00:44:59,756 --> 00:45:03,954 Everything is fine. Wonderful. I'm ready. Stop suffering from bullshit, I'm ready. 749 00:45:12,202 --> 00:45:13,191 Oh my god. 750 00:45:16,073 --> 00:45:18,462 I've never done anything stupider in my life. 751 00:45:19,810 --> 00:45:21,619 This is such a terrible mistake! 752 00:45:26,984 --> 00:45:29,339 Sorry. Sorry. 753 00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:32,097 I behaved like a pig. 754 00:45:32,589 --> 00:45:33,635 I'm sorry. . . 755 00:45:35,892 --> 00:45:38,929 Well it's completely different posing a question, a different format, 756 00:45:38,929 --> 00:45:42,615 all broadcasting is organized differently - we are dealing with Americans. 757 00:45:44,134 --> 00:45:45,601 We need to talk. 758 00:45:46,737 --> 00:45:48,068 You know what, you and I let's go to the pub. 759 00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:49,869 Let's go to the pub we'll talk there. 760 00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:52,080 Sorry, I'll tell you I'll call you back later. 761 00:45:52,109 --> 00:45:53,292 To the pub? 762 00:45:55,312 --> 00:45:56,677 Nice pub. 763 00:45:57,414 --> 00:46:00,827 We don't have many pubs in America. 764 00:46:01,418 --> 00:46:03,670 This is such a publess country. 765 00:46:03,687 --> 00:46:05,723 Do you like Carly isn't it, Ben? 766 00:46:07,658 --> 00:46:10,081 Since the day you first time I saw her, right? 767 00:46:14,231 --> 00:46:17,541 Yes, but you know, Alan, it's not that simple. . . 768 00:46:17,534 --> 00:46:18,796 Yes, simple. Just. 769 00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:24,621 So you didn't think that I can guess 770 00:46:24,641 --> 00:46:29,237 that you specially arranged everything so that Fiona and I ended up alone in a boarding house? 771 00:46:31,515 --> 00:46:32,630 Did you know? 772 00:46:33,283 --> 00:46:35,808 Carly is the cutest little trinket. 773 00:46:35,819 --> 00:46:38,947 Sometimes we sit spreading a blanket in the park, 774 00:46:38,955 --> 00:46:42,561 I look at her and am amazed that how the sun dances on her face. 775 00:46:43,327 --> 00:46:46,603 She probably is also amazed at you. 776 00:46:50,967 --> 00:46:53,106 I'll have a couple more glasses. 777 00:46:53,136 --> 00:46:55,969 And then we'll go outside and let's let off a little steam. 778 00:47:16,159 --> 00:47:17,274 Well, 779 00:47:18,829 --> 00:47:23,027 I guess I'll go. We had a good time 780 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,127 and now I have to go. 781 00:47:25,402 --> 00:47:28,530 The heart can lead us onto unfamiliar paths, Ben. 782 00:47:28,905 --> 00:47:31,874 Unfamiliar and rocky bumpy paths... 783 00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:32,921 Yes. . . 784 00:47:33,877 --> 00:47:37,119 Yes. Rocky paths are not very good, so I'll go... 785 00:48:06,943 --> 00:48:08,717 I fell out of love with Carly even before 786 00:48:08,745 --> 00:48:10,440 how did you come to London? 787 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,459 But I couldn't 788 00:48:12,482 --> 00:48:13,813 take the plunge 789 00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:17,013 and you and Fiona seemed eternal happiness awaits. 790 00:48:17,487 --> 00:48:21,275 I remember your wedding day. It was worst day of my life. 791 00:48:24,761 --> 00:48:27,047 But you gave me great service, Ben. 792 00:48:27,063 --> 00:48:29,418 You did what I wanted didn't have enough courage 793 00:48:29,433 --> 00:48:31,856 and I will never be able to fully to repay you for this, 794 00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:33,335 I'm serious. 795 00:48:37,340 --> 00:48:39,410 Ben, wake up. 796 00:48:39,443 --> 00:48:41,422 - What time is it? - It's already late. 797 00:48:41,445 --> 00:48:44,824 I know you saw Alan today, and I know what he told you. 798 00:48:44,815 --> 00:48:46,032 We need to talk. 799 00:48:46,082 --> 00:48:48,368 Alan and I need to talk with you and Carly. 800 00:48:48,385 --> 00:48:51,479 I don't think I can take it another conversation with Alan. 801 00:48:54,090 --> 00:48:55,387 But we need to talk with both of you. 802 00:48:56,927 --> 00:48:59,248 But this is not possible do it over the phone? 803 00:49:00,330 --> 00:49:01,592 Nice weather today isn't it? 804 00:49:01,631 --> 00:49:02,586 Yes. . . 805 00:49:02,632 --> 00:49:04,031 It's a beautiful day. 806 00:49:04,067 --> 00:49:05,500 What do you say, Ben? 807 00:49:05,535 --> 00:49:07,514 How do you like the weather today? 808 00:49:07,537 --> 00:49:10,597 To me? Any weather suits me in which you don't hit me, 809 00:49:10,607 --> 00:49:12,450 don't be offended. 810 00:49:12,476 --> 00:49:13,625 What grievances there can be! 811 00:49:13,677 --> 00:49:16,168 You know, I noticed in your voice some kind of bitterness 812 00:49:16,179 --> 00:49:19,660 This upsets me. 813 00:49:19,649 --> 00:49:23,130 The bitterness in my voice upsets you which concerns the fight? 814 00:49:23,119 --> 00:49:26,179 Or what you're talking about with me about our marriage? 815 00:49:26,189 --> 00:49:29,056 Yes, Alan, I'm beside myself, and I I'd like to know what's going on. 816 00:49:29,059 --> 00:49:34,827 Yes, you're absolutely right. And I think The time has come to speak frankly. 817 00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:37,733 We decided that it was finally time do the right thing. 818 00:49:37,734 --> 00:49:39,747 How is that correct? 819 00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:42,806 It would be right to tell you 820 00:49:42,806 --> 00:49:45,263 that Fiona and I love each other. 821 00:49:47,978 --> 00:49:49,240 Do you like it? 822 00:49:50,046 --> 00:49:52,025 Yes we love each other and we want to be together. 823 00:49:53,350 --> 00:49:55,454 - Fiona... - Okay, great, 824 00:49:55,485 --> 00:49:57,180 because Ben and I we love each other too. 825 00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:58,266 What? 826 00:49:58,321 --> 00:50:00,528 Well, it's so wonderful, then everyone will be happy. 827 00:50:00,557 --> 00:50:02,149 No, wait, wait. 828 00:50:02,192 --> 00:50:04,103 Fiona, is this true? 829 00:50:04,127 --> 00:50:08,177 Yes. Yes, Alan and I we love each other, we love each other very much. 830 00:50:08,164 --> 00:50:09,279 Yes. Okay, great. 831 00:50:09,332 --> 00:50:11,402 I don't mind, Fiona. 832 00:50:11,434 --> 00:50:13,504 because we have I also have an affair with Ben. 833 00:50:13,537 --> 00:50:15,960 It's already going on a very long time ago. 834 00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:18,042 So everything worked out exactly as it should have been. 835 00:50:18,074 --> 00:50:18,859 Yes, yes... 836 00:50:18,909 --> 00:50:20,433 No, wait, wait. . . 837 00:50:20,477 --> 00:50:24,777 Yes. Ben and I are fucking crazy for a very, very long time. 838 00:50:24,748 --> 00:50:26,955 Yes, we have great sex. That's right. 839 00:50:27,651 --> 00:50:30,586 This is crazy obscene, dirty... 840 00:50:30,587 --> 00:50:32,054 This is not true. . . 841 00:50:32,088 --> 00:50:33,589 ...sticky. . . sticky sex. 842 00:50:33,623 --> 00:50:34,635 Sticky sex? 843 00:50:34,691 --> 00:50:35,066 Yes. 844 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:36,205 Did you say sticky sex? 845 00:50:36,259 --> 00:50:37,248 What is sticky sex? 846 00:50:37,294 --> 00:50:38,659 I have no idea. 847 00:50:38,695 --> 00:50:40,094 Excuse me, can I have a sausage? 848 00:50:40,130 --> 00:50:41,142 Yes. . . 849 00:50:41,197 --> 00:50:42,459 Thank you. 850 00:50:42,499 --> 00:50:44,922 Baby, listen to me. Do you want to know the truth? 851 00:50:46,403 --> 00:50:48,246 Want? We had sex just once. 852 00:50:48,271 --> 00:50:49,090 Once! 853 00:50:49,139 --> 00:50:51,391 Ben. Ben! It doesn't matter. 854 00:50:51,408 --> 00:50:54,104 Fiona and I love each other. 855 00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:55,327 This is the truth. 856 00:50:55,378 --> 00:50:56,845 Let's go home. Let's go to our house... 857 00:50:58,148 --> 00:50:59,263 No, Ben, I... 858 00:50:59,316 --> 00:51:02,479 It's alright, honey let them do what they want. 859 00:51:02,485 --> 00:51:04,658 Everything is fine. You're just an asshole! 860 00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:06,383 Well, don't do that. 861 00:51:06,423 --> 00:51:07,890 Fiona. Fiona, listen. . . 862 00:51:07,924 --> 00:51:09,141 Let's go, darling. Let's go 863 00:51:09,192 --> 00:51:11,740 awesome sex awaits us and heart-to-heart conversations. 864 00:51:11,761 --> 00:51:13,353 This is all nonsense! 865 00:51:13,396 --> 00:51:14,693 I wish you all the best, Fiona! 866 00:51:15,765 --> 00:51:17,392 Do you want to know the truth? 867 00:51:17,434 --> 00:51:19,959 Yes, she and I are having sex. We're having an affair. 868 00:51:19,970 --> 00:51:21,528 I fucked her until she lost her pulse and we tried 869 00:51:21,571 --> 00:51:23,550 all kinds of sticky sex. 870 00:51:23,573 --> 00:51:24,972 - And I'm crazy about her... - Yes! 871 00:51:25,008 --> 00:51:26,475 Don't go! I'm crazy about her! 872 00:51:26,509 --> 00:51:27,658 And guess what? 873 00:51:27,711 --> 00:51:29,815 We wish you all the best! Because we love each other 874 00:51:29,846 --> 00:51:30,699 and you know what else? 875 00:51:30,747 --> 00:51:32,180 We don't need to work on ourselves. 876 00:51:32,215 --> 00:51:33,546 Because we love each other. 877 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:36,677 This is a marriage, not a quarry. 878 00:51:36,686 --> 00:51:38,756 I wish you a wonderful life with Mr. Stallion. 879 00:51:38,788 --> 00:51:40,927 Work with him until you sweat. 880 00:51:40,957 --> 00:51:42,515 Let's go get a room. 881 00:51:42,559 --> 00:51:44,470 Yes, we're even up to the number we won't tolerate it... 882 00:51:44,494 --> 00:51:46,667 Yes, that's for sure. 883 00:51:48,031 --> 00:51:50,238 It didn't go entirely smoothly, did it? 884 00:51:53,436 --> 00:51:54,698 This is simply unheard of! 885 00:51:54,738 --> 00:51:57,605 No, everything is fine, we achieved it what they wanted. 886 00:51:57,607 --> 00:51:58,938 Is it true? 887 00:51:58,975 --> 00:51:59,794 Yes, we got what we wanted. 888 00:51:59,843 --> 00:52:01,105 Yes? 889 00:52:01,144 --> 00:52:05,478 Yes, yes, yes, yes. We got what we wanted. 890 00:52:06,449 --> 00:52:08,144 Do you love me? 891 00:52:08,184 --> 00:52:09,549 Yes. Yes. Yes. 892 00:52:09,586 --> 00:52:11,599 - Is it true? - Yes. Yes. 893 00:52:14,658 --> 00:52:16,979 They want to close the series. 894 00:52:16,993 --> 00:52:19,791 It doesn't matter, because I'm writing a play, 895 00:52:19,796 --> 00:52:21,775 and you will have it there great role. 896 00:52:21,798 --> 00:52:23,459 Will you give me a bigger role? 897 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,127 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 898 00:52:25,168 --> 00:52:26,977 And we'll have great sex don't doubt it 899 00:52:27,003 --> 00:52:28,300 we will succeed, 900 00:52:28,338 --> 00:52:31,068 we'll watch porn indulge in perversions 901 00:52:31,074 --> 00:52:33,213 and the like. 902 00:52:35,311 --> 00:52:38,621 - Yes, exactly. - I will tie you up, dress you in a fancy dress... 903 00:52:38,615 --> 00:52:42,369 Yes. I, of course, not so relaxed 904 00:52:42,352 --> 00:52:44,968 but I will support newness, I promise. 905 00:52:44,988 --> 00:52:46,205 - Fine. - I love you. 906 00:52:46,256 --> 00:52:48,429 Yes. And I you. 907 00:52:50,427 --> 00:52:52,406 Fuck them! 908 00:52:52,429 --> 00:52:54,715 Overly clever manipulators to my taste. 909 00:52:54,731 --> 00:52:57,052 I completely agree with you. 910 00:53:02,338 --> 00:53:04,033 Me, Fiona... 911 00:53:04,074 --> 00:53:07,202 I'll take you, Alan. .. 912 00:53:07,210 --> 00:53:10,373 To our lawful husbands. .. 913 00:53:10,380 --> 00:53:13,588 To love and respect you... 914 00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:16,962 From this day forward for life. . . 915 00:53:16,953 --> 00:53:20,161 In sorrow and in joy. .. 916 00:53:20,156 --> 00:53:24,115 In wealth and poverty... 917 00:53:24,094 --> 00:53:27,916 In sickness and in health. .. 918 00:53:28,364 --> 00:53:31,094 Until death do us part. 919 00:53:31,968 --> 00:53:35,176 I pronounce you husband and wife. You can kiss the bride. 920 00:53:51,521 --> 00:53:54,649 A YEAR LATER 921 00:53:58,695 --> 00:54:01,152 LOCAL AUTHOR 922 00:54:35,765 --> 00:54:37,096 Have you finished the play? 923 00:54:37,133 --> 00:54:37,883 Yes. 924 00:54:37,934 --> 00:54:39,435 Am I still there? 925 00:54:39,469 --> 00:54:42,677 Yes, you're still there. 926 00:54:43,306 --> 00:54:45,251 Is this a big role? 927 00:54:46,810 --> 00:54:48,846 Home. 928 00:54:49,946 --> 00:54:51,789 Is it true? 929 00:54:53,116 --> 00:54:55,289 You wrote for me main role? 930 00:54:57,587 --> 00:54:59,623 Benny, how wonderful this is. 931 00:55:01,324 --> 00:55:02,439 I love her! 932 00:55:02,492 --> 00:55:05,040 Do you love it? You are her I haven't even read it yet. 933 00:55:05,061 --> 00:55:08,781 It doesn't matter. You wrote it for me. 934 00:55:09,632 --> 00:55:13,079 I won't want you to change at least there is a word in it. 935 00:55:40,163 --> 00:55:41,755 So how? 936 00:55:43,132 --> 00:55:44,394 I'm delighted. 937 00:55:45,068 --> 00:55:46,626 You're delighted, but? 938 00:55:46,669 --> 00:55:48,512 There is some but. 939 00:55:48,538 --> 00:55:50,165 Just don't be angry. 940 00:55:50,206 --> 00:55:51,946 I won't be angry. 941 00:55:51,975 --> 00:55:53,784 Speak. What's the but? 942 00:55:53,810 --> 00:55:56,017 I want to act in a death scene. 943 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,160 Didn't understand? 944 00:55:58,214 --> 00:56:02,298 Everyone here has death scene except for me. 945 00:56:03,753 --> 00:56:05,823 Just don't be angry! 946 00:56:07,957 --> 00:56:10,926 We have a wonderful life, Ginger. 947 00:56:10,927 --> 00:56:14,818 Is it true. This is life full of beauty. 948 00:56:15,531 --> 00:56:17,544 Let's raise a toast. 949 00:56:17,567 --> 00:56:20,400 Let's drink to our friends and family and... 950 00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:23,206 Sorry. .. Mr. Green! 951 00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:24,740 Yes? 952 00:56:25,742 --> 00:56:29,860 I'm having a little difficulty in this place. 953 00:56:29,846 --> 00:56:33,009 I don't understand this. 954 00:56:33,016 --> 00:56:36,019 She is my wife. I love her. We had a wonderful day with her. 955 00:56:36,019 --> 00:56:41,605 I'm happy with everything and I just kill her? 956 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:48,426 Yes. Yes you are you just kill her. 957 00:56:48,398 --> 00:56:51,231 Yes. 958 00:56:52,769 --> 00:56:55,420 Why am I doing this? 959 00:57:01,344 --> 00:57:02,527 Hello. 960 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,405 Yes, this is Fiona. 961 00:57:11,621 --> 00:57:15,580 Alan, I have great news. 962 00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:19,564 Yes? 963 00:57:19,595 --> 00:57:24,066 Amazing fantastic news. 964 00:57:24,834 --> 00:57:27,155 I have no doubt, darling, but you have to tell it to me, 965 00:57:27,170 --> 00:57:28,569 so that I can share your joy, 966 00:57:28,604 --> 00:57:30,128 Usually with news that's exactly what they do. 967 00:57:30,173 --> 00:57:33,893 I was offered, that is, we were offered to go to Rome 968 00:57:33,876 --> 00:57:40,122 and live there for a year or, maybe two years 969 00:57:40,049 --> 00:57:43,291 so that I write about Rome the same book 970 00:57:43,286 --> 00:57:45,060 like the one I wrote about London. 971 00:57:45,088 --> 00:57:46,612 Are they suggesting we go to Rome? 972 00:57:46,656 --> 00:57:52,424 Yes. This is the beginning a completely new life. 973 00:57:53,763 --> 00:57:57,369 Haven't you packed your bags yet? 974 00:57:59,035 --> 00:58:03,187 We have a wonderful life, Ginger. 975 00:58:03,172 --> 00:58:07,575 Is it true. This is life full of beauty. 976 00:58:07,543 --> 00:58:11,183 Yes. A life full of beauty. 977 00:58:11,180 --> 00:58:14,081 I want to raise a toast. 978 00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:19,339 Let's drink to our friends and family, gathered here today. 979 00:58:21,557 --> 00:58:25,095 Here's to a wonderful life! 980 00:58:29,232 --> 00:58:37,594 And now, my dear, no matter how sad I am this is to say, but you must die. 981 00:59:00,396 --> 00:59:06,574 You are the GOAT! 982 00:59:09,105 --> 00:59:10,538 Hello Davis. 983 00:59:10,573 --> 00:59:12,996 Let me guess: Johnny Depp now in London 984 00:59:13,009 --> 00:59:15,432 and he got a pimple which he entrusted to you to squeeze out. 985 00:59:15,445 --> 00:59:17,584 Don't be like that, it doesn't suit you. 986 00:59:17,613 --> 00:59:20,650 Come on, I'll buy you breakfast I have good news. 987 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:23,778 Your series is a success There's a huge promotion going on right now. 988 00:59:23,786 --> 00:59:25,993 People are delighted with the puppet. 989 00:59:26,022 --> 00:59:27,387 As a gesture of goodwill, 990 00:59:27,423 --> 00:59:29,914 they offer you make up jokes. 991 00:59:29,926 --> 00:59:33,885 Should I write jokes for the series? which I created myself? 992 00:59:33,863 --> 00:59:35,125 Do they pay well? 993 00:59:35,164 --> 00:59:35,835 Yes. 994 00:59:35,898 --> 00:59:37,263 How many? 995 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:39,473 Minimum rate. 996 00:59:39,502 --> 00:59:42,244 Minimum bid? And this they call it a gesture of goodwill? 997 00:59:43,182 --> 00:59:45,309 Puppets and those receive double bet. 998 00:59:45,341 --> 00:59:47,923 You need to go back to Los Angeles back to work. 999 00:59:47,944 --> 00:59:49,127 I'm not going to Los Angeles. 1000 00:59:49,178 --> 00:59:50,987 What will happen to Carly? what will happen to my life here? 1001 00:59:51,013 --> 00:59:53,083 You are an adult. Get your priorities straight. 1002 00:59:54,317 --> 00:59:56,262 Do you want me to leave from London and left Carly alone? 1003 00:59:56,285 --> 00:59:57,104 What are you, 1004 00:59:57,153 --> 00:59:58,484 are you going to marry her? 1005 00:59:58,521 --> 01:00:00,216 Marry this abnormal actress? 1006 01:00:00,256 --> 01:00:03,942 Are you crazy? Yes, she will be the first to leave you. 1007 01:00:03,926 --> 01:00:07,748 It's over. Come home. 1008 01:00:09,699 --> 01:00:12,497 Alan, I can't understand why you are so afraid to go to Rome with me. 1009 01:00:12,502 --> 01:00:15,027 We will have a completely new life there! 1010 01:00:15,037 --> 01:00:17,210 Because I don't want to live in Rome! 1011 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,004 I don’t want to, and that’s it - everything is very simple. 1012 01:00:21,611 --> 01:00:23,932 We need help. We are more We don't talk to each other. 1013 01:00:23,946 --> 01:00:26,403 Need to consult with someone. 1014 01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:29,862 If you love me - you must do everything possible so that we can overcome this. 1015 01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:32,941 Okay, okay. 1016 01:00:32,989 --> 01:00:33,785 I know a psychotherapist 1017 01:00:34,624 --> 01:00:36,501 HR consultant 1018 01:00:36,526 --> 01:00:38,153 We'll turn to him. 1019 01:00:38,194 --> 01:00:39,752 But we need a specialist 1020 01:00:39,795 --> 01:00:41,422 on family relationships and marriage! 1021 01:00:41,464 --> 01:00:44,331 Fiona, for God's sake - a psychologist is a psychologist: 1022 01:00:44,333 --> 01:00:45,857 you pay him, you tell him about your problems 1023 01:00:45,902 --> 01:00:49,212 and then you pray to God that they did not become public domain. 1024 01:00:49,182 --> 01:00:50,718 Nigel Steele, consultation for work with personnel 1025 01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:52,339 First of all, I want to start with 1026 01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:54,798 and I think this is ours general opinion, 1027 01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:57,779 that Fiona and I are very we love each other and... .. 1028 01:00:57,780 --> 01:01:04,128 Okay, that's very good. Love is good 1029 01:01:04,053 --> 01:01:07,295 because, you know, conflict is not good. 1030 01:01:07,290 --> 01:01:10,418 So it's good it's just wonderful. 1031 01:01:12,228 --> 01:01:15,322 Okay, so Fiona wrote a very successful book, 1032 01:01:15,331 --> 01:01:18,676 and now she has received an invitation go to Rome for a year or so, 1033 01:01:18,668 --> 01:01:20,772 to write a sequel and I, I just feel like... 1034 01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:22,748 It's not about Rome. It's not about Rome at all. 1035 01:01:22,772 --> 01:01:25,195 Rome is a problem which lies on the surface. 1036 01:01:25,208 --> 01:01:27,631 On the surface? What then... 1037 01:01:27,643 --> 01:01:29,622 Yes. 1038 01:01:30,313 --> 01:01:34,465 He's afraid of me. He's afraid our love. I'm scaring him. 1039 01:01:34,450 --> 01:01:38,477 That's why he wants to stay here and let me go to Rome alone. 1040 01:01:38,454 --> 01:01:40,809 That's why he avoids me and sexy. 1041 01:01:40,823 --> 01:01:43,348 Sexually? 1042 01:01:43,359 --> 01:01:45,020 We don't have sex anymore. We did it before - yes, 1043 01:01:45,061 --> 01:01:50,112 it was wonderful - he's wonderful lover - but now it has stopped... 1044 01:01:51,601 --> 01:01:53,614 Okay, okay. . . 1045 01:01:55,104 --> 01:01:58,107 Fiona, this is not all that, not that - not about that, It's not about sex at all, really. 1046 01:01:58,107 --> 01:02:01,008 Sex is okay I'm just a little tired... 1047 01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:05,060 Well, of course, you look tired, so no wonder. I'm getting tired myself, that's obvious... 1048 01:02:06,649 --> 01:02:09,925 Well, yes, of course - you work all day, and in general... 1049 01:02:09,919 --> 01:02:11,932 No, no, that's exactly the point in sex and intimacy. 1050 01:02:11,954 --> 01:02:16,186 Ask Alan about his views on sex! 1051 01:02:16,158 --> 01:02:20,492 Why should I do this - why should I ask Alan about his views on sex? 1052 01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:23,739 Because I want to hear how he talks about it. 1053 01:02:23,733 --> 01:02:26,634 He must open up to me. 1054 01:02:26,636 --> 01:02:30,117 He should tell me what sex symbolizes for him. 1055 01:02:30,106 --> 01:02:31,607 What does his penis say to his heart? 1056 01:02:31,641 --> 01:02:35,975 and what his heart tells penis... Do you understand? 1057 01:02:35,945 --> 01:02:38,152 He is a specialist in labor conflicts. 1058 01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:39,875 He doesn't understand anything in family relationships. 1059 01:02:39,915 --> 01:02:42,679 He understands everything, dear - and he has a very, very good reputation, 1060 01:02:42,685 --> 01:02:46,132 you just confused him with your endless talking about our sex life. 1061 01:02:47,056 --> 01:02:48,489 The poor guy was ready fall underground 1062 01:02:48,524 --> 01:02:49,479 didn't you notice? 1063 01:02:49,525 --> 01:02:51,368 And who can blame him for this? 1064 01:02:51,394 --> 01:02:53,646 Forgive me, Fiona - I agreed to go to a psychotherapist, but that doesn’t mean 1065 01:02:53,663 --> 01:02:57,235 what should I wash now? Everyone has their dirty laundry in plain sight! 1066 01:02:59,869 --> 01:03:01,746 Are you angry? 1067 01:03:02,371 --> 01:03:03,998 Are we in trouble? 1068 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,794 No, I'm not angry. Just The bills pile up very quickly. 1069 01:03:07,777 --> 01:03:09,551 Baby you're too much you're spending! 1070 01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:11,933 The last time I passed past Harrods, its owner came out, 1071 01:03:11,947 --> 01:03:13,096 what's his name, this Egyptian. . . 1072 01:03:13,149 --> 01:03:14,366 Al Fayed? 1073 01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:18,171 Yes, so he personally came out and kissed me - you spend too much! 1074 01:03:19,555 --> 01:03:22,103 I don't understand why you don't want to return to Los Angeles. 1075 01:03:22,124 --> 01:03:23,386 I love Los Angeles. 1076 01:03:23,426 --> 01:03:26,634 I think we're doing great we could live there together. 1077 01:03:26,629 --> 01:03:28,642 Carly, look at me. 1078 01:03:28,664 --> 01:03:30,575 I can't live in Los Angeles, okay? 1079 01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:32,123 I can't. I can't live in Los Angeles! 1080 01:03:32,168 --> 01:03:32,953 Why? 1081 01:03:33,002 --> 01:03:36,278 I can't work with these people. They have no soul. 1082 01:03:36,272 --> 01:03:37,603 No soul. .. 1083 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,256 What, in the whole city of Los Angeles no one has a soul? 1084 01:03:40,276 --> 01:03:41,675 Not sure about the whole city 1085 01:03:41,711 --> 01:03:45,829 but those who will not answer When I call, there is definitely no soul. 1086 01:03:55,591 --> 01:04:00,437 Alan, if you have a hard time with me - I have to leave you, I'm sorry. 1087 01:04:00,396 --> 01:04:02,273 Leave me? 1088 01:04:02,298 --> 01:04:05,608 I'm at that stage in my life now when I need to be with someone 1089 01:04:05,601 --> 01:04:06,784 who is not so afraid. 1090 01:04:06,836 --> 01:04:09,634 And what exactly am I afraid of? 1091 01:04:09,638 --> 01:04:13,631 I don't know. Me, probably. If it's difficult for you to be with me, I... 1092 01:04:13,609 --> 01:04:14,974 What is this again about psychotherapy? 1093 01:04:15,010 --> 01:04:17,046 If you don't want to see me more 1094 01:04:18,514 --> 01:04:20,038 I'll go live with mine Cousin Juliet until that time, 1095 01:04:20,082 --> 01:04:22,573 until I move to Rome. One. 1096 01:04:22,585 --> 01:04:24,052 I'm sorry. 1097 01:04:29,558 --> 01:04:33,824 You're just being stupid - okay, great! If you want it so much, 1098 01:04:33,796 --> 01:04:39,018 let's go to a psychotherapist and have another one damn meaningful conversation about sex!!! 1099 01:04:40,336 --> 01:04:44,739 Ask him if he liked it kiss me between my legs. 1100 01:04:44,707 --> 01:04:48,734 And why is this: at first he I really loved doing this 1101 01:04:48,711 --> 01:04:53,216 and then something happened, and gradually he began to do this less and less, 1102 01:04:53,182 --> 01:04:57,516 and then one day he has more I don't like kissing between my legs. 1103 01:04:57,486 --> 01:04:59,044 Ask him. 1104 01:05:00,156 --> 01:05:03,978 A-ghm... You know what I’ll tell you Why don’t you ask him about it yourself? 1105 01:05:03,959 --> 01:05:06,996 Okay, I'll ask. 1106 01:05:10,433 --> 01:05:14,119 Alan, why don't you want any more? kiss me between my legs? 1107 01:05:14,103 --> 01:05:15,912 It's the same me 1108 01:05:15,938 --> 01:05:18,805 and the same legs. 1109 01:05:18,808 --> 01:05:21,299 What happened - Did you like it that much? 1110 01:05:22,611 --> 01:05:24,647 Answer me please. . . 1111 01:05:26,415 --> 01:05:28,940 Well, I don't know - it's just... 1112 01:05:28,951 --> 01:05:32,398 Well I guess passion simple. . . passes. 1113 01:05:33,189 --> 01:05:36,636 It's natural. Fading away. 1114 01:05:37,059 --> 01:05:38,902 I don't believe it. 1115 01:05:38,928 --> 01:05:43,524 There's something different here. And it's not about Rome and not about sex. 1116 01:05:43,499 --> 01:05:45,820 Oh, thank God. .. 1117 01:05:45,835 --> 01:05:47,609 I want him to talk to me. 1118 01:05:47,636 --> 01:05:50,252 We don't talk and we don't have sex. 1119 01:05:50,272 --> 01:05:51,864 I wrote a successful book 1120 01:05:51,907 --> 01:05:54,671 and his television series was closed - 1121 01:05:54,677 --> 01:05:57,680 I think it affects us. 1122 01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:01,366 Fiona, listening to you has such an impact on us. Absolutely howl! And you always want 1123 01:06:01,350 --> 01:06:04,956 talk about everything! It's very hard! 1124 01:06:05,988 --> 01:06:09,048 Ask him how often he wanted for me to make love to him with my mouth. 1125 01:06:09,058 --> 01:06:10,753 How many times a week? 1126 01:06:10,793 --> 01:06:12,158 - Oh my God. We're talking about this again... - Yes. 1127 01:06:13,128 --> 01:06:14,208 Really? 1128 01:06:14,263 --> 01:06:15,821 Ask him how often he wanted so that I can make love to him with my mouth, 1129 01:06:15,865 --> 01:06:18,516 when did we get married? 1130 01:06:18,534 --> 01:06:20,035 - Should I ask him? - Yes. 1131 01:06:26,709 --> 01:06:28,848 How many times a week Fiona worked with you... 1132 01:06:28,878 --> 01:06:33,281 well, this. .. mouth. .. when did you get married? 1133 01:06:38,654 --> 01:06:41,657 10 or 1 once a week. 1134 01:06:41,657 --> 01:06:42,806 Is it true? 1135 01:06:42,858 --> 01:06:44,769 Ask him where. Ask where. 1136 01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:53,462 Well, um, where did Fiona do with you. . . well, this. .. mouth? 1137 01:06:54,537 --> 01:06:58,655 Oh. You know, anywhere generally - at home, at work, in the car, 1138 01:06:58,641 --> 01:06:59,687 at the metro station. .. 1139 01:06:59,742 --> 01:07:01,994 At a metro station??? 1140 01:07:03,445 --> 01:07:05,288 Yeah. Now ask how often do I do this now? 1141 01:07:05,314 --> 01:07:07,487 Maybe once a month... 1142 01:07:07,516 --> 01:07:08,562 And do you know why? 1143 01:07:08,617 --> 01:07:10,756 Because it's more for him doesn't give pleasure. 1144 01:07:10,786 --> 01:07:13,072 Was he just bored? 1145 01:07:13,088 --> 01:07:14,168 Is this natural? 1146 01:07:14,223 --> 01:07:15,406 Why? 1147 01:07:15,457 --> 01:07:19,689 He loves to eat a good steak - he loves it all my life I've been eating a good steak. 1148 01:07:19,662 --> 01:07:22,972 And why is it never doesn't he get bored? 1149 01:07:22,965 --> 01:07:24,557 Why his passion for good steak 1150 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,501 doesn't fade away naturally? 1151 01:07:27,503 --> 01:07:31,974 Sorry - so what about you? Is it upsetting that he likes steak? 1152 01:07:32,207 --> 01:07:33,606 I'm completely confused. 1153 01:07:33,642 --> 01:07:37,157 Of course we got confused. It's higher Your understanding, don't you see? 1154 01:07:40,049 --> 01:07:41,550 Are you staying in London for another month? 1155 01:07:41,584 --> 01:07:43,529 Yes, Drew Barrymore got a role here 1156 01:07:43,552 --> 01:07:45,076 and she needs a nanny. 1157 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,587 Oh, and you're Agent Drew Barrymore? 1158 01:07:46,622 --> 01:07:48,214 Well, someone has to be it. 1159 01:07:48,257 --> 01:07:51,021 How lucky she is that her agent is... You! I already know 1160 01:07:51,026 --> 01:07:53,608 good in the film business an agent means a lot. 1161 01:07:53,629 --> 01:07:55,768 She is very lucky to have you. 1162 01:07:55,798 --> 01:07:57,425 I love these speeches! 1163 01:07:57,466 --> 01:07:59,889 The actress who loves your agents! 1164 01:07:59,902 --> 01:08:01,426 Remember what you just said, Carly, 1165 01:08:01,470 --> 01:08:02,619 and when I introduce you to Drew, 1166 01:08:02,671 --> 01:08:04,923 repeat this to her word for word. 1167 01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:24,149 Hi Fiona. 1168 01:08:26,028 --> 01:08:27,245 Ben? How are you 1169 01:08:28,931 --> 01:08:30,228 How are you doing? Are you okay? 1170 01:08:31,567 --> 01:08:35,685 Yes, everything is fine. I'm moving to Rome. I'm now writing a book about Rome. 1171 01:08:35,671 --> 01:08:37,810 To Rome? Will Alan go to Rome? 1172 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,398 Are you kidding me? 1173 01:08:39,441 --> 01:08:44,595 Well, actually, maybe he won't go yet. with me... We have a lot of arguments on this topic. 1174 01:08:44,546 --> 01:08:46,719 Arguments - not fights? 1175 01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:49,790 Do you want me to go with you to Rome? 1176 01:08:49,818 --> 01:08:51,957 I can write a play where the action is will take place in Rome, 1177 01:08:51,987 --> 01:08:55,332 and the Romans are quite good will be able to play in my comedy. .. 1178 01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:04,687 - Ben! - Do you still have any feelings for me? 1179 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:06,258 I'm married. 1180 01:09:06,301 --> 01:09:08,622 I know you're married, but... 1181 01:09:09,538 --> 01:09:11,096 What about Carly? 1182 01:09:11,140 --> 01:09:14,826 What about Carly? She's wonderful sweetheart, but... she's not you... 1183 01:09:16,879 --> 01:09:19,495 There was something between us nothing like it, right? 1184 01:09:21,383 --> 01:09:23,294 Maybe you and I will meet 1185 01:09:23,318 --> 01:09:25,161 somewhere before you leave? 1186 01:09:25,187 --> 01:09:27,473 Ben, I love you, but you shouldn't go to hell or somewhere else! Seriously. 1187 01:09:29,892 --> 01:09:31,325 You're just an asshole. 1188 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:32,725 Asshole? 1189 01:09:32,761 --> 01:09:37,095 Yes, you're an asshole and looking for trouble. on your ass. 1190 01:09:38,467 --> 01:09:40,503 But I don't. 1191 01:09:49,044 --> 01:09:53,162 Your show is on in America. On the PBS channel. 1192 01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:58,165 And the rating is pretty good - Well, for the PBS channel, of course. 1193 01:10:00,089 --> 01:10:04,139 I think it's time for you to come back back. Go to Los Angeles. 1194 01:10:05,928 --> 01:10:08,032 What about Ben? 1195 01:10:08,063 --> 01:10:11,954 I'm not talking about Ben now. It's about you. 1196 01:10:16,905 --> 01:10:19,556 Come back with me to Los Angeles, Carly. 1197 01:10:21,744 --> 01:10:23,177 What does it mean - you're going to Los Angeles with him? 1198 01:10:23,212 --> 01:10:24,952 Does he want to be your agent? 1199 01:10:24,980 --> 01:10:26,993 Yes. 1200 01:10:28,951 --> 01:10:31,055 And where will you stay? 1201 01:10:31,987 --> 01:10:35,878 I'll live with him until I will get my own home. 1202 01:10:35,858 --> 01:10:40,773 This is such an opportunity for my career. I can start acting again. 1203 01:10:40,729 --> 01:10:44,722 And you will live at Davis's - in his house? 1204 01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:47,635 This guy only has one time in his life there was a platonic relationship - 1205 01:10:47,636 --> 01:10:51,242 with my own sister. And they were semi-platonic. 1206 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:56,075 I don't want to hurt you 1207 01:10:56,078 --> 01:11:00,162 but I have this feeling that you don't care. 1208 01:11:02,284 --> 01:11:03,876 And I've always been honest with you about how important 1209 01:11:03,919 --> 01:11:07,264 for me my career. 1210 01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:13,504 You are the worst damn agent throughout the history of show business! 1211 01:11:13,495 --> 01:11:15,087 Not only that, you don't give a damn didn't help me with my work, 1212 01:11:15,130 --> 01:11:17,678 not only did you destroy me 1213 01:11:17,699 --> 01:11:19,223 all the creative inspiration of the artist, 1214 01:11:19,268 --> 01:11:21,179 so you did it on purpose followed me to London, 1215 01:11:21,203 --> 01:11:22,943 to take my woman away! 1216 01:11:23,305 --> 01:11:28,049 You are the most vile, slippery, vile, two-faced, vile schemer 1217 01:11:28,010 --> 01:11:32,549 and the exploiter in theatrical and cinematic world! 1218 01:11:32,514 --> 01:11:34,766 You are a disgrace to the human race! 1219 01:11:34,783 --> 01:11:36,341 Are you finished? 1220 01:11:36,385 --> 01:11:37,943 Yes. 1221 01:11:37,986 --> 01:11:40,125 Otherwise it's time for me to go - I'm already late. 1222 01:11:40,155 --> 01:11:42,191 To Freddie Prinze Jr. 1223 01:11:47,296 --> 01:11:49,070 I'll call you tomorrow. 1224 01:11:50,532 --> 01:11:51,829 I'll call you tomorrow... 1225 01:12:03,712 --> 01:12:06,510 Address - Towers 1 41, please. 1226 01:12:42,484 --> 01:12:45,760 I just don't understand the science I don’t understand this relationship. .. 1227 01:12:46,722 --> 01:12:48,565 I always start them with this desire to see in a woman 1228 01:12:48,590 --> 01:12:53,186 only beauty, to be caring, grateful... 1229 01:12:53,161 --> 01:12:55,709 And what happens then? 1230 01:12:55,731 --> 01:12:59,269 And I don’t know myself, to be honest. .. 1231 01:12:59,268 --> 01:13:03,637 I'm quickly reaching that stage when all I see is 1232 01:13:03,605 --> 01:13:05,778 shortcomings, imperfections. . . 1233 01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:09,461 And the more diligently I pretend, that I am not discreet, 1234 01:13:09,478 --> 01:13:12,276 cold and closed type - 1235 01:13:12,281 --> 01:13:14,977 the more I am This is how I become. 1236 01:13:16,551 --> 01:13:21,090 And at this stage you stops craving steak? 1237 01:13:21,924 --> 01:13:26,122 Yes, steak all the way disappears from the menu. . . 1238 01:13:27,496 --> 01:13:30,704 In fact, the problem not so much in the steak, 1239 01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:35,688 how much in the inability to move to the next level of relationship. 1240 01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:40,262 Reach that level to which, as I was sure, 1241 01:13:40,242 --> 01:13:42,528 I can walk with Fiona. .. 1242 01:13:42,544 --> 01:13:44,353 After all, if I am able to reach to this line 1243 01:13:44,379 --> 01:13:47,177 then only with her, only with Fiona... 1244 01:14:04,366 --> 01:14:07,369 Carly leaves. To Los Angeles. 1245 01:14:07,369 --> 01:14:08,449 To Los Angeles? 1246 01:14:08,503 --> 01:14:12,143 Yes. She's leaving tomorrow morning. 1247 01:14:15,744 --> 01:14:20,147 I was walking here... 1248 01:14:20,115 --> 01:14:23,494 Come on, let's go to the pub Let's let off some steam. 1249 01:14:23,485 --> 01:14:25,771 To the pub? 1250 01:14:26,321 --> 01:14:31,065 It's us, the screenwriters, who depend on the place, and she is an actress, and can go wherever she wants... 1251 01:14:31,026 --> 01:14:33,039 You know what I got, Glen? 1252 01:14:33,061 --> 01:14:36,030 You have always envied me. 1253 01:14:36,031 --> 01:14:39,034 Because of my relationship with Carly. 1254 01:14:39,034 --> 01:14:42,481 This is not true - absolutely not true. 1255 01:14:42,471 --> 01:14:46,589 Jealous of my position on the show my track record. . . 1256 01:14:48,643 --> 01:14:52,727 Now let's have a couple more mugs, and let's go out into the air to let off some steam. 1257 01:14:52,714 --> 01:14:55,239 Even more steamy than now? 1258 01:14:57,219 --> 01:14:59,062 Yes. 1259 01:15:09,664 --> 01:15:11,950 I've always liked you, Glen. 1260 01:15:13,735 --> 01:15:15,259 Friendship is a funny thing. . . 1261 01:15:16,738 --> 01:15:18,945 But you never tell me I didn't like it, Ben. . . 1262 01:15:20,509 --> 01:15:21,658 It was a bad idea 1263 01:15:21,710 --> 01:15:23,917 pretend to be Alan... 1264 01:15:23,945 --> 01:15:27,585 I may not the smartest guy in the series 1265 01:15:27,582 --> 01:15:31,632 but not a complete idiot, you know... 1266 01:15:38,693 --> 01:15:39,705 Oh, you'll knock the wind out of me... 1267 01:15:39,761 --> 01:15:41,865 Yeah - and you know what? 1268 01:15:41,897 --> 01:15:44,104 I like it!... 1269 01:15:52,007 --> 01:15:52,894 Alan? What, were you in a bar? 1270 01:15:52,941 --> 01:15:55,227 What, have you been standing there all this time? 1271 01:15:55,243 --> 01:15:57,564 Tomorrow I'm leaving for Rome. 1272 01:15:57,579 --> 01:15:59,456 I'll live outside of London 1273 01:15:59,481 --> 01:16:02,177 for the first time in my life. 1274 01:16:02,918 --> 01:16:04,419 And do you know why? 1275 01:16:04,453 --> 01:16:06,705 Why? 1276 01:16:07,989 --> 01:16:11,982 Because my therapist thinks that I need to do this! 1277 01:16:13,595 --> 01:16:15,540 I have no choice 1278 01:16:15,564 --> 01:16:16,519 can you hear me? 1279 01:16:16,565 --> 01:16:18,510 No choice!!! 1280 01:16:19,901 --> 01:16:22,108 I am leaving tomorrow! 1281 01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:29,562 I'm going to Rome and God knows What lengths will I go to because of this woman! 1282 01:16:42,190 --> 01:16:43,817 And I thought that you loved her. . . 1283 01:16:48,163 --> 01:16:49,528 I love. 1284 01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:56,882 I love her - so strong, so tender... 1285 01:17:02,911 --> 01:17:04,981 You know, I realized 1286 01:17:05,013 --> 01:17:10,645 thanks to my help, I must say, damn good psychotherapist - 1287 01:17:10,585 --> 01:17:13,236 that I'm afraid to love... 1288 01:17:13,255 --> 01:17:15,268 I was always afraid. 1289 01:17:17,259 --> 01:17:19,648 But I bow to her - I love her... 1290 01:17:21,096 --> 01:17:23,860 I'll go after her to any corner of the planet. . . 1291 01:17:24,566 --> 01:17:29,003 I'll go anywhere, do anything, anything - just to be with her... 1292 01:17:30,705 --> 01:17:32,138 Let's go, buddy. 1293 01:17:33,408 --> 01:17:35,933 Let's take a walk around London on my last night. 1294 01:17:41,082 --> 01:17:43,607 Be healthy, Glen - you are a good person. 1295 01:17:44,386 --> 01:17:46,525 I have to see you only warm feelings. 1296 01:18:16,084 --> 01:18:19,121 I have to go, I have to catch the train. 1297 01:18:23,158 --> 01:18:26,912 If you stay in London, take care of those ducks. 1298 01:18:27,929 --> 01:18:30,932 Carly spoiled them so much Now they won’t be able to feed themselves... 1299 01:18:32,968 --> 01:18:34,526 All the best, Ben. 1300 01:18:34,569 --> 01:18:36,890 Yes, you too. 1301 01:18:36,905 --> 01:18:38,645 - This is the right decision. - Yes. 1302 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,979 I'm leaving now, you know that, right? 1303 01:20:22,410 --> 01:20:24,549 Yes, yes, I know. . . 1304 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:28,927 But actually, you come or I'll come back. 1305 01:20:29,551 --> 01:20:31,724 It will be better for us, right? 1306 01:20:31,753 --> 01:20:34,335 Yes, it's true. 1307 01:20:36,024 --> 01:20:39,403 Are you coming to visit me? When will I have my own home? 1308 01:20:39,394 --> 01:20:41,749 When will I no longer live with Davis? 1309 01:20:44,699 --> 01:20:45,654 Yes, sure. 1310 01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,440 We can put on a play in Los Angeles! 1311 01:20:47,469 --> 01:20:49,824 I heard it's there now the theaters have become very decent. 1312 01:20:49,838 --> 01:20:52,363 Yes, that's a good idea. 1313 01:20:52,374 --> 01:20:53,295 Well, go ahead 1314 01:20:54,309 --> 01:20:56,004 it's time for you. 1315 01:20:58,380 --> 01:21:00,359 Or maybe you want for me to stay? 1316 01:21:00,949 --> 01:21:03,474 If you don't want to for me to leave - I won’t leave. 1317 01:21:03,485 --> 01:21:04,816 I won't leave. 1318 01:21:07,756 --> 01:21:10,623 No. Go. 1319 01:21:12,761 --> 01:21:15,309 OK. 1320 01:21:59,174 --> 01:22:03,474 But in the end it's not that big and a sad story. Not at all. 1321 01:22:03,445 --> 01:22:06,175 This relationship full of passions and emotions - 1322 01:22:06,181 --> 01:22:08,251 they are woven from such flimsy material... 1323 01:22:08,283 --> 01:22:09,978 And no matter what we do - 1324 01:22:10,018 --> 01:22:11,713 the road that could get us out 1325 01:22:11,753 --> 01:22:13,823 beyond our borders selfish nature 1326 01:22:13,855 --> 01:22:16,949 is built on the basis our biggest mistakes. 1327 01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:21,258 Some of us will learn something and someone will change... 1328 01:22:22,163 --> 01:22:26,463 As I already said, it's not worth it It's too harsh to judge anyone here. 1329 01:22:26,701 --> 01:22:28,168 Aren't they cute! 1330 01:22:29,737 --> 01:22:31,364 Just look at them! 1331 01:22:32,540 --> 01:22:34,644 How funny they are! 1332 01:22:36,077 --> 01:22:37,954 And they seem to be hungry. 1333 01:22:37,979 --> 01:22:40,595 Yeah, they're hungry. 1334 01:22:40,615 --> 01:22:42,594 The hungriest ducks in the world. 1335 01:22:42,617 --> 01:22:44,391 These are your ducks, right? 1336 01:22:44,419 --> 01:22:46,455 Actually, yes, these are my ducks. 1337 01:22:46,488 --> 01:22:47,125 These are my kids. 1338 01:22:47,188 --> 01:22:49,713 Your kids? 1339 01:22:50,758 --> 01:22:51,543 How nice. .. 1340 01:22:51,593 --> 01:22:53,436 Are you obsessed with ducks? What are you doing? 1341 01:22:53,461 --> 01:22:55,201 I'm an actress. 1342 01:22:55,230 --> 01:22:56,379 You are an actress, aren't you? 1343 01:22:57,665 --> 01:22:59,644 This is great this is so unexpected... 1344 01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:00,816 Why? 1345 01:23:00,869 --> 01:23:03,520 Well, just an actress you don't see it that often. .. 1346 01:23:03,538 --> 01:23:06,154 Yes, probably... 1347 01:23:07,876 --> 01:23:09,889 What are you doing? 1348 01:23:10,845 --> 01:23:12,176 Just don't say that you are a producer. 1349 01:23:12,213 --> 01:23:15,273 Producer - no! It's not that bad 1350 01:23:15,283 --> 01:23:16,500 I'm a screenwriter I write for television. 1351 01:23:16,551 --> 01:23:18,212 Seriously? 1352 01:23:18,253 --> 01:23:20,676 Do you write for television? 1353 01:23:20,688 --> 01:23:23,213 It can't be, you're joking! 1354 01:23:23,224 --> 01:23:25,681 Does this shock you? You were beaten by some TV writer as a child, right? 1355 01:23:25,693 --> 01:23:28,184 No, it's just so interesting. 1356 01:23:28,196 --> 01:23:29,788 How do you do this? 1357 01:23:29,831 --> 01:23:32,004 And you are so cute... Are you married? 1358 01:23:32,033 --> 01:23:34,422 Actually, I just рассталась со своим парнем. 1359 01:23:34,435 --> 01:23:35,959 Really? How long Have you been with him? 1360 01:23:36,004 --> 01:23:39,246 Yes, for all eternity - шесть или семь месяцев, кажется. 1361 01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:43,677 This is my limit. Семь месяцев - и все, я хлопаю дверью.. .