1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:12,750 ♪ I held my tongue and spake nothing 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,875 --> 00:00:15,125 ♪ I kept silence 5 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:20,583 ♪ But it was pain and grief to me 6 00:00:20,708 --> 00:00:24,500 ♪ My heart was hot within me 7 00:00:25,375 --> 00:00:26,708 (Bird squawks) 8 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:31,833 ♪ And while I was thus musing the fire kindled 9 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:38,042 ♪ And at last I spoke with my tongue 10 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:42,875 ♪ Lord, let me know mine end 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,417 ♪ And the number of my days 12 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:50,583 ♪ That I may be certified 13 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:54,625 ♪ How long I have to live 14 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:58,000 ♪ Thou hast made my days 15 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:01,958 ♪ As it were a span long 16 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:05,750 ♪ And verily every man living 17 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:11,875 ♪ Is altogether vanity 18 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,542 ♪ For man walketh in a vain shadow 19 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:21,917 ♪ And disquieteth in vain 20 00:01:22,042 --> 00:01:25,125 ♪ He heapeth up riches 21 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:30,958 ♪ And cannot tell who shall gather them. 22 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:34,875 ♪ O spare me a little 23 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,958 ♪ That I may recover my strength 24 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:43,375 ♪ Before I go hence 25 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:50,208 ♪ And be no more seen ♪ 26 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:54,958 "The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away. 27 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:56,875 "Blessed be the name of the Lord. 28 00:01:57,667 --> 00:02:00,583 "Remember not the sins and offences of my youth. 29 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:03,583 "But according to Thy mercy, think Thou upon me. 30 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:05,583 "O Lord, for Thy goodness." 31 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,333 "Man that is born a woman hath but a short time to live 32 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:12,083 "and is full of misery. 33 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:15,000 "He cometh up and is cut down like a flower. 34 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:17,125 "He fleeth as it were a shadow, 35 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:19,542 "and never continueth is one stay. 36 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:23,583 "In the midst of life we are in death. 37 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:26,667 "Of whom then may we seek for succour, but of thee, O Lord, 38 00:02:26,792 --> 00:02:29,583 "who for our sins are justly displeased?" 39 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:33,083 "Thou knowest, Lord, the secrets of our hearts, 40 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:37,000 "yet delivereth us not into the bitter pains of eternal death. 41 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:38,625 "We shall change our vile body, 42 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:41,333 "that it may be like unto his glorious body. 43 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:43,083 "According to the mighty working 44 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:46,167 "whereby he is able to subdue all things to himself. 45 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,417 "We commend under Thy hands of mercy 46 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:52,083 "the soul of this our brother departed, 47 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:55,375 "and we commit his body to the ground. 48 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:59,167 "Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, 49 00:02:59,292 --> 00:03:00,500 "dust to dust. 50 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,583 "And we beseech Thy infinite goodness 51 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:07,000 "to give us grace to live in Thy fear 52 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:08,792 "and to die in Thy favour. 53 00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:10,792 "That when the judgement shall come... 54 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:16,000 "...both this our brother and we may be found acceptable in Thy sight." 55 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,125 (Birds chirping) 56 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:32,667 (He inhales, exhales) 57 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:50,000 (Exhales) 58 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:53,792 (Inhales, exhales) 59 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:01,417 What a smooth skin you have on you. 60 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,500 - Eh? - I saw you lying there and I thought... 61 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,375 I don't care to think what I thought. 62 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,625 I try to keep fit. Er... sun invigorates it. 63 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,292 I like a lad with a nice smooth body. 64 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:17,250 I'm quite a regular here, you know. 65 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:19,792 Do you come here purely for pleasure or...? 66 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:22,167 - My parents are buried here. - Ah. 67 00:04:22,292 --> 00:04:24,458 I come in the autumn to keep the leaves clear. 68 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,208 - Poor boy. - No, it's no hardship. 69 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,000 I bring sandwiches. Make a day of it. 70 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,500 They been gone long? 71 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,958 I was brought up in an orphanage. 72 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:35,792 Yes. You had the air of lost wealth. 73 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,000 It's funny you should say that. 74 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:42,542 My parents were, I believe, extremely wealthy people. 75 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,875 I have an idea. 76 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,667 They had a suicide pact anyway. 77 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:49,917 With a nice lad like you to take care of, 78 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:52,208 you'd have thought they'd postpone it a bit. 79 00:04:53,458 --> 00:04:55,458 Criminals were they, dear? 80 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,833 From what I can remember they were respected. 81 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:00,917 HP debts, a little light gardening. 82 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:03,583 The usual activities of a cultured community. 83 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:05,125 What's your name? 84 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,042 Sloane. 85 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,500 Are you, erm...? 86 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:12,708 Are you residential hereabouts, Mr Sloane? 87 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:16,500 I was. I'm looking for a place that's more convenient. 88 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:18,750 Oh. Was your last place bad? 89 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:20,333 Bad? No idea! 90 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:23,292 Oh, as bad as that? Poor boy. 91 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:26,125 All alone in the world like me. 92 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:28,250 - Aren't you married? - Well, I was. 93 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:30,417 My husband was a mere boy. 94 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:32,042 I had a little baby. 95 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:35,042 Killed in very sad circumstances. 96 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:37,667 Broke my heart for a time. 97 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:40,500 He's... he's round here somewhere. 98 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,375 You don't look old enough. 99 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,708 (Chuckles) Oh, Mr Sloane! 100 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:47,917 As a matter of fact, I'm just, er... I'm 39. 101 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,375 (Snorts) It's almost unbelievable. 102 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:54,833 (Chuckles) Well, I haven't let myself go like some you might have noticed. 103 00:05:54,958 --> 00:06:00,125 But... we have a room to spare as it happens, Mr Sloane. 104 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,167 Just your style I should hazard. 105 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:04,750 Elegant simplicity. 106 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,458 Would you be interested? 107 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,667 Hm, I might. 108 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:11,667 (Birds chirping) 109 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:14,708 - Have you been a widow long? - Oh, yes. A long time. 110 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,750 To tell the truth I was never married. 111 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:19,750 - Hm... - Are you shocked? 112 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,417 - (Chuckles) - Broad-minded. 113 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:25,708 We always planned to, but he had a duty to his family, 114 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:27,917 and, as I say, I'd have been his widow today, 115 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:30,792 so, all in all, it seemed best not to bother. 116 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:37,583 You're about the same age as my boy had been if I'd been allowed to keep him. 117 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:39,500 You've got the same refinement. 118 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:43,167 - I need understanding. - Yes, you do, don't you? 119 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:48,042 Ooh. What a lovely neck you got on you. 120 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,167 Just a motherly kiss. 121 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:55,333 I upset easy, you know. 122 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,750 There's so many ruined lives. 123 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:00,292 You must treat me gently when I'm in one of my moods. 124 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:02,667 How much are you charging? I mean, I gotta know. 125 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:05,333 - Oh, we'll come to some arrangement. - Mm. 126 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:09,000 Do you like flock or foam in your pillow, Mr Sloane? 127 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:10,458 Foam rubber. 128 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:13,167 Oh, yes, you need a bit of luxury, don't you? 129 00:07:13,292 --> 00:07:16,542 I've bought the Dadda one, but he says it makes his ears sweat. 130 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,167 Lovely piece of building that. 131 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:23,375 (Sloane) Yeah. Lovely. 132 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:31,208 Ooo-ooo! Stop throwing stones at the birds, Dadda. 133 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,917 - We have a visitor. - Is it Eddie? 134 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:36,125 Oh, don't you even know your own son? 135 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:38,500 Of course it's not Eddie. 136 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,125 He behaves like a little child sometimes. 137 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:43,958 I'm ashamed to bring a friend or a guest to this house. 138 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,458 He puts them off so. 139 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:47,708 Dadda! Dadda! 140 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,750 Let him shake you by the hand. 141 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,917 Mr Sloane is going to stay with us. 142 00:07:52,042 --> 00:07:53,917 He can't. We've got no room. 143 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:56,208 Oh! Make an effort, will you? 144 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:59,625 What will the gentleman think? Do you feel embarrassed, Mr Sloane? 145 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,250 - No. - There you are. 146 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:03,167 Now, pull yourself together. 147 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:06,875 Can I trust you to behave while I make Mr Sloane a cup of tea? 148 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,500 Entertain Mr Sloane. Go on. Give him the benefit of your experience. 149 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:13,333 I don't care to wonder what you must think of us. 150 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:24,875 Your face is familiar. 151 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:28,917 Have I seen your photo in the paper in connection with some event? 152 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,542 - No. - Pop in the pub at the end of the road? 153 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:34,792 - I don't drink. - Churchgoer, are you? 154 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:37,208 I used to be in the old days. 155 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:40,250 I'd knock up the vicar at all hours. 156 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,750 But then I lost touch. 157 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,167 I've seen you somewhere. I rarely forget a face. 158 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,625 Er, forget it, son. 159 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,458 I am not seen about much. 160 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:52,583 - How many children do you have? - Two. 161 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,042 Is your daughter married? 162 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,208 Well, she was. Had a terrible time. 163 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:59,750 - Kiddy died. - You have a son, don't you? 164 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,250 Yes, but we're not on speaking terms. 165 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,542 - How long is it? - 20 years. 166 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:07,458 - Strewth! - You perhaps find that hard to believe? 167 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:11,333 I do, actually. Not speaking for 20 years? I think that's coming it a bit strong. 168 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:14,167 Oh, I may have exchanged a few words. 169 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,708 Oh, yes, I can believe that. 170 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:18,583 (Dadda) He was a good boy. 171 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:22,125 Played some amazing games as a youth. 172 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,792 Won every goal at football one season. 173 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:27,750 Sport mad he was. 174 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:33,542 Then one day, shortly after his 17th birthday, 175 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:36,417 I had cause to return home unexpected, 176 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:41,208 and found him committing some kind of felony in his bedroom. 177 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:43,792 Is that straight? 178 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,833 I never could forgive him. 179 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:48,708 - Puritan, are you? - Oh, yes. Every inch. 180 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:51,625 That kind of thing happens all too often I believe. 181 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,292 For myself, I usually lock the door. 182 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,292 I'd remove the lock. 183 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:59,333 Anticipating some such tendencies on his part. 184 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:02,458 I'd done it as a precautionary measure. 185 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:03,917 Mm. 186 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:09,500 Perfect skyline you got there. Stunning it is. Stunning. 187 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,625 (Dadda) We tried putting in for one of them flats. 188 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,542 No good. 189 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,917 If my boss was alive, I'd have gone to him. 190 00:10:17,042 --> 00:10:18,917 - He knew the right people. - Dead, is he? 191 00:10:19,042 --> 00:10:21,250 No! He was murdered. 192 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:25,750 - On the unsolved crime list he is. - A murderer not brought to justice! 193 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,875 (Tuts) That's a sobering thought. 194 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:35,292 Why can't they find the murderer? Didn't they advertise? 195 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,833 Yes, they took a piece in the local paper. 196 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,042 - How long ago was all this? - Two years. 197 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,333 (Exhales) 198 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:52,750 Do they have any clue to the murderer's identity? 199 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:56,167 (Dadda) He was a young man with a very smooth skin. 200 00:10:56,292 --> 00:10:57,625 Is he a small man your boss? 201 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,375 Yes. 202 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,500 Wavy hair. 203 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:05,792 - Wore a tweed tie. - What was his profession? 204 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:09,292 He was a photographer. Specialised in views of the river. 205 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:13,208 - You were employed in his service? - Yeah. General handyman. 206 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:19,708 We gave the murderer a lift on the night of the crime. 207 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,500 Oh, you saw him, then? 208 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,750 Ooh, I saw him, all right. 209 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,417 Why didn't you go to the police? 210 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:28,708 Oh, I can't get involved in that kind of case. 211 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:31,250 I might get my name in the papers. 212 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,500 Yes, I see your point of view. 213 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:39,458 They won't find the killer now. 214 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,500 I should very much doubt it. 215 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:45,458 - (Clicks tongue) Scent's gone cold. - Yes. 216 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,625 Hand me over them flowers, will you? 217 00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:06,000 - What's this? What's this? - We have met before! 218 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,833 - I've never seen you. - On my life I remember. 219 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:11,375 - Your eyes aren't good. - I can still identify you. 220 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,750 - Identify me? - If it was necessary. 221 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,167 - How could it be necessary? - It might be. 222 00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:18,875 Do lay off. You couldn't identify herring on a plate! 223 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,542 Don't you speak to me like that, sonny, or you'll find yourself in trouble. 224 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,000 Get on, you old prat! 225 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,542 I'll have somebody to you! You'll see if I don't! 226 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,375 Why don't you shut your mouth and give your arse a chance? 227 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,208 - (Dadda grunts) - Ow! 228 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,417 You bleeding maniac! Me leg! Me leg! 229 00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:39,083 - You provoked me! - I shall be in a wheelchair for life! 230 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,625 Oh, you cow! I'm covered in blood! 231 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,125 What happened? What happened? Did he attack you? 232 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,417 - Mm. - He's never shown signs before. 233 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,917 It wasn't intentional. I was provoked. 234 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,458 - (Groans) - Is there pain? 235 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:52,917 Are you hurt bad? 236 00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:55,583 He's got an artery. I'm losing pints. Oh, Christ. 237 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,417 I thought he was further off. 238 00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,458 I can't judge distances! 239 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,458 You lean on me, Mr Sloane. 240 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,292 - You'll be better off in the house. - Sorry! 241 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,750 Catch those cakes before they go down the drain! 242 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:10,208 He ought to be in Colney Hatch. He's a slate off! Throwing things about. 243 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,917 Dadda? Dadda, get the Dettol out of the fridge and put it in some water. 244 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:15,750 Make yourself useful. 245 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,458 - (Blows) - (Bird coos) 246 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,083 (Woman) Dadda! 247 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,625 - Er, something to eat? - No. 248 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,083 Dadda? 249 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,000 - I can't apologise enough, Mr Sloane. - He's a maniac. 250 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:38,333 No, he's much better usually with strangers. You lie there, dear. 251 00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,833 There we are. 252 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,125 Gently. That's it, Mr Sloane. 253 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,375 Is that better? Oh, good. 254 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,500 (Sloane) I did nothing to antagonise him. 255 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,208 (Woman) Dadda? Dadda! 256 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,667 Oh, dear. He's got slower and slower. 257 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,208 He'll be here in a minute I expect. Are you all right? 258 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,125 (Sloane) Oh! 259 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:04,875 There's blood running on your settee. You'll have a stain. I can see it coming. 260 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,375 Wait a minute. Here we are. 261 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,333 I... I was going to make a blouse of this, 262 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,958 but there isn't enough. 263 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:15,833 I'm quite eminent above the waist, as I expect you've noticed. 264 00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,083 I think I'm gonna spew. 265 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:21,208 Yes, well, I'll just get a cloth to bathe the wound. 266 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,750 Just a minute. 267 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,417 Er... Here we are. 268 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,708 - Ah! - Go and sit in the kitchen. 269 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,750 You've caused enough damage for one day. 270 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,667 It was his fault! He was nearer than I thought! 271 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,958 And don't go eating anything while you're out there. 272 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:42,458 Oh, what a lovely pair of shoes. 273 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,500 Oh, Christ! Oh, Christ! 274 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,833 I wonder, Mr Sloane, if you'd take your trousers off. 275 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:52,500 I do hope you don't think there's anything behind the request. 276 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:56,458 I had the upbringing that a nun would envy. 277 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,375 And that's the truth. 278 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:07,917 That's it. You lift up and I'll pull them off. 279 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:11,208 Do you know, I was more familiar with Africa 280 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,875 than I was with my own body, till I was 15. 281 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,750 That's why I'm so pliable. 282 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:19,667 Ooh! Attacked you from behind, did he? 283 00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:22,292 Never mind. There we are. 284 00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:25,500 - Ow! - Ooh! Is that tender? 285 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,292 Oh! 286 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,125 You've got a skin on you like a princess. 287 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:34,333 Better than some of those tarts you see prancing about on the telly. 288 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,542 Funny, though. The hairs on your legs are dark. 289 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,292 - Eh? - Attractive, though. 290 00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:42,083 - Dark? - Mm, you being blond. 291 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,542 - Oh, yeah. - Nature's a funny thing, isn't it? 292 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,417 There we are. 293 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,792 That's better now, isn't it? Not too tight? 294 00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:52,083 - (Sloane) No, it's OK. - Oh. 295 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,125 I've been doing my washing today. 296 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,292 I haven't got a stitch on except my shoes. 297 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,583 I'm all in the rude under this dress. 298 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,583 I only tell you cos you're bound to have noticed. 299 00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:04,500 No, no! 300 00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,125 Don't move. 301 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:10,708 - Give your blood time to steady itself. - Is this one of yours? 302 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,375 (Woman chuckles) Yes, I wondered where I'd left that. 303 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,250 Long, isn't it? You seen 'em? 304 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,125 Long, elegant legs. 305 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,458 I could give one or two of 'em a surprise. 306 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:27,000 Mind you, my look is quite different when I'm in private. 307 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:30,667 You, er... You can't see through this dress, can you? 308 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:33,708 I've been worried for fear of embarrassing you. 309 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,667 - Whoa! - Ooh! 310 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:39,625 (Chuckles) Ooh! Mr Sloane, don't betray your trust. 311 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,583 - I just thought... - I know what you thought. 312 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,458 You wanted to see if my titties are all my own, didn't you? 313 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,417 You're all the same, you men. 314 00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:49,750 Did you call? I-I thought I heard you call. 315 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,208 Did you call? 316 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,875 Get back to the kitchen! 317 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,875 Mr Sloane is only now recovering from your previous maraudings! 318 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,167 I thought I heard you cry out. 319 00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:04,625 You'll cry out before I've finished with you. 320 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:08,083 Oh, well, if that's the way of it... 321 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,208 I must apologise for the Dadda, Mr Sloane. 322 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,500 He's not been the same since he went on the new pills. 323 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,167 He knows no restraint sometimes. 324 00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:20,917 You're the one to watch. I can tell. (Chuckles) 325 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:24,875 Ooh, you'd have me naked on the floor given half a chance. 326 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,833 Rolling about! 327 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,667 (Chuckles) 328 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:31,792 Ooh, if my brother was to find out... 329 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,458 Would you like to go to bed? 330 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,708 It's only half-past three! 331 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,750 Yes, but you've had a shock. You need a rest. 332 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,375 - I'll bring your supper up to your room. - All right. 333 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:46,375 Er, that drawer's my medicine chest. Do help yourself to the occasional aspirin. 334 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,500 - Er, what about my, erm...? - Oh, the Dadda will fetch those. 335 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:52,750 I'm going to sponge these. There's a little nick in the material. 336 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,125 I can mend that for you. 337 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,333 There. 338 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:03,833 - Dadda! - I suppose you didn't call then either. 339 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:08,375 That's quite enough. And turn your face away. Mr Sloane has no trousers on. 340 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,333 - On you go up, Mr Sloane. - Which is...? 341 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,208 It's the door on the left. 342 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,083 Now I want an explanation of your eccentric behaviour. 343 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,125 - Yes, Kathy. - Don't you "Kathy" me. 344 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,000 Well, he upset me. 345 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,792 I've seen him before. 346 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:24,625 You've seen the milkman, but there's no cause to throw the garden shears at him. 347 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,458 - It wasn't the shears! - Never mind. 348 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,292 You go and get Mr Sloane's suitcase! 349 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,833 (Sighs) 350 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,917 (Horn honks) 351 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:56,833 Oh! Dadda! Dadda! 352 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,875 (Tyres screeching) 353 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,000 (Brakes squeaking) 354 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,458 (Engine revs) 355 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,583 (Tyres screeching) 356 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,750 Dadda! 357 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,167 (Chuckles) Dadda! 358 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,292 It's me! 359 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,500 Dadda! 360 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,875 Why don't you speak to me? 361 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,833 Why don't you speak to your only begotten son, you old twank? 362 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,250 Bastard. 363 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:41,417 (Bicycle bell rings) 364 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,000 Dadda! 365 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,333 All right. 366 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,917 Where's he going now? Where are you going on the wrong side of the road? 367 00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,375 Bollocks! 368 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:57,792 Silly old sod, you! 369 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:02,542 What the hell do you think you're doing down there? 370 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,958 All right. 371 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:19,167 You awkward sod! I'll have ya! 372 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,708 (Tyres screeching) 373 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,458 (Car approaching) 374 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:55,875 (Horn honks) 375 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,542 (Chuckles) 376 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,333 (Son) What? What do you mean? 377 00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:17,250 Who told you to take in lodgers? 378 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,625 Well, I needed a bit extra. 379 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,042 You know what they say about landladies. 380 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:25,708 They say they'd sleep with a broom handle in trousers. That's what they say. 381 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,167 I'm not like that, Ed. 382 00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,583 You're good-natured, though. They mistake it. 383 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:33,083 I can't have my sister keeping a common kip. 384 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,750 Some of my associates are men of distinction. 385 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,667 If they realised how my family carry on, 386 00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:47,208 I'll be barred from the best places. 387 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,000 How old is he? 388 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,667 He's young. 389 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:54,000 These fellows sleep with their landladies automatic. 390 00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,417 Has he made suggestions? 391 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,417 Suggested, er, you bring him his supper in bed? 392 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,792 It's what they do, you know. 393 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,625 Then take advantage. 394 00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:08,042 Mr Sloane is superior to that, Ed. 395 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,417 Where did you find him? 396 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,375 In the library. 397 00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,458 Picked him up, did you? 398 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,583 He was having trouble with his rent. 399 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:19,417 His landlady was unscrupulous. 400 00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:21,000 Where is he? 401 00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,875 He's upstairs resting. 402 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:27,792 Hm. 403 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:30,167 Ed... 404 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,750 Eddie. 405 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:35,208 If you send him away, I shall cry. 406 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:39,208 He's got no mama. He's an orphan. I'm to be his mama, Ed. 407 00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:42,667 Don't let me down again, darling. 408 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:47,833 Mr Sloane wouldn't do wrong. 409 00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:51,167 He's cultured. He's informed. 410 00:22:51,292 --> 00:22:53,042 Hm. Huh. 411 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,292 (Tuts) 412 00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:04,750 (Sighs) 413 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:08,000 Had the trousers off him already I see. 414 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,167 Can't leave you alone for five minutes. 415 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,292 Eddie! Ed! 416 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:19,833 It'd crease me if you misbehaved again. 417 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,375 (Clock chimes, knocking on door) 418 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,625 - Come in. - I've been, er... 419 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,125 - Oh, Mr Sloane. - That's me. 420 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:36,417 Er, look. I've come up to apologise for my sister's behaviour. 421 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:40,750 She's not in the best of health. She's... Well, I wouldn't say she's unbalanced, no. 422 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:42,500 That'd be going too far. 423 00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:44,667 She suffers from migraine. 424 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:47,708 That's why it'd be best if you declined her offer of a room. 425 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:51,375 - Oh, yes? - Huh! Oh, yes. 426 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:55,167 What is all this laying in the dark? Got a headache or something? 427 00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:57,708 - Yes! - I'm not surprised! 428 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,625 Fresh air's what you need. 429 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,458 There's no good playing for sympathy with me you'll find. 430 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,958 I've heard all this you've been telling my sister. 431 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:07,042 About you being an orphan and everything. 432 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:20,875 Oh, well, it must have been a rotten life for a kid, 433 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,667 being an orphan and everything. 434 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,042 Mixed home was it? 435 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:26,542 Just boys. 436 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,167 Ideal. 437 00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:30,583 How many to a room? 438 00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:32,750 - Eight. - Really? 439 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:35,583 Same age were they or older? 440 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:40,833 Hm, the ages varied by a year or two. 441 00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:43,042 You had your compensations then? 442 00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:45,417 (Chuckles) Keep you out of mischief, eh? 443 00:24:45,542 --> 00:24:47,167 (Both chuckling) 444 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:51,750 Yes, well, as I was saying, the fact is... 445 00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:53,917 Well, perhaps I was wrong. 446 00:24:54,042 --> 00:24:58,708 I just felt that my sister was, er, taking on too many responsibilities. 447 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:01,625 She's a charming woman, as a rule. Charming. 448 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,375 No hesitation in saying that. 449 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,125 She, er, lost her husband. 450 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,417 And her little kid. 451 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:10,875 Tell you, did she? 452 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,500 She mentioned it in passing. 453 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:13,958 What did she say? 454 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:15,792 Said she married young. 455 00:25:15,917 --> 00:25:17,292 Yes. 456 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:19,458 She married a mate of mine. 457 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,000 A valiant man. 458 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,500 We were together in Gib. 459 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,000 In the Navy? 460 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,625 Are you interested in the Navy then? 461 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:32,208 Sailors, uniforms, training ships. 462 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,208 Garrison towns, et cetera. 463 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,583 (Clicks tongue) Yeah. 464 00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:41,042 - Married? - No. 465 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:43,000 Wise man, wise man. 466 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,792 - Girlfriends? - No. 467 00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:47,417 No, you're a librarian. 468 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:49,125 No! 469 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,250 - Oh, that's what she said... - No! 470 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:54,083 I help out at Len's, the tobacconist, just on Saturdays. 471 00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,000 - Oh, I see. - He's a mate of mine, Len. 472 00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:59,250 You might have chanced across him. He was a sailor too. 473 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:01,917 Lifeguard at the baths one time. Nice chap. 474 00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:06,042 Fond of swimming, are you? 475 00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:08,417 Oh, I like a plunge now and then. 476 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,000 Body building. 477 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,625 Body building, soccer. 478 00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:19,875 Pole vault. 479 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:25,667 Long distance. 100 yards. Discus. 480 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:28,292 (Exhales) Putting the shot. 481 00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:30,708 Relays. Hammer. 482 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,083 Javelin. 483 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:39,417 440. 484 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,167 Hurdles. 485 00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:49,333 My word. 486 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:53,250 Yes, I'm an all-rounder. 487 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:54,792 Great all-rounder. 488 00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:57,583 Anything you care to mention? 489 00:26:59,042 --> 00:27:01,250 Nothing I like more than a good, erm... 490 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,292 (Smacks lips) ...workout. 491 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:06,875 (Chuckles) 492 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:29,167 Yeah, I used to do a lot of that one time. With my mate. 493 00:27:29,292 --> 00:27:31,250 We used to do all that, what you just said. 494 00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:34,375 We were young. Innocent too. 495 00:27:36,417 --> 00:27:40,375 (Sighs) All over now. Ah! 496 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,917 Developing your muscles, eh? 497 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,167 (Chuckles) And character. 498 00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:50,042 So, well, well, you're a little body builder, are you? 499 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:53,042 I bet you are. (Chuckles) 500 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:58,000 - Done any, er, wrestling? - On occasion. 501 00:27:58,125 --> 00:27:59,458 Look. 502 00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:02,375 - Got a full chest. - Hm. 503 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:04,167 (Sloane) Narrow hips. 504 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,292 Me biceps are, er... 505 00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:11,583 Do you, er, ever wear leather? 506 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:13,625 Leather next to your skin? 507 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:17,833 Leather jeans, say? Without, er... Huh... 508 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,083 - Er... - Pants? 509 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,833 (Chuckles) Get away! 510 00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:29,792 Ah, question is are you clean living? 511 00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:33,750 You may as well know I set great store by morals. 512 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,792 Too much of this casual bunking-up these days. 513 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:39,875 Your back-alley knee-tremblers. 514 00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:43,208 Too many lads being ruined by birds. 515 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:46,333 I don't want you messing about with my sister. 516 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,792 Oh, I wouldn't. 517 00:28:47,917 --> 00:28:50,333 - Have you made overtures to her? - No. 518 00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:51,792 - Would you? - No. 519 00:28:51,917 --> 00:28:54,750 - Not if circumstances were propitious? - Never. 520 00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,792 Oh, does she disgust you? 521 00:28:56,917 --> 00:28:58,250 Should she? 522 00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:03,125 Would be better if she did. 523 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,042 She does a bit. 524 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,292 Women are like banks, boy. 525 00:29:08,417 --> 00:29:10,750 Breaking and entering is a serious business. 526 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,500 I'm a law-abiding citizen. 527 00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:14,958 (Both chuckling) 528 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:17,000 I might let you be my, er, chauffeur. 529 00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:19,333 - Would you? - Hm. 530 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,583 (Chuckles) We'll see, we'll see. 531 00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:24,500 - I could get you a uniform. - (Exhales) 532 00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,208 Boots. Pants. 533 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:30,792 Guaranteed no imitation leather jacket. 534 00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:33,875 White, brushed-nylon T-shirt. 535 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,500 A little leather cap. 536 00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:37,958 Like that, eh? 537 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,500 Yeah. 538 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:42,583 (Chuckles) 539 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,667 I'll have a word with my sister. 540 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:49,875 (Door opens) 541 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,417 (Ed hums) 542 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:55,083 (Door closes, smacks lips) 543 00:29:59,542 --> 00:30:00,875 (Clicks) 544 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,458 (Ed) Picked a nice lad there. Clean. 545 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:09,667 Don't take any money from him. I'll pay. He's gonna work for me. 546 00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:11,583 Can I buy him a shirt? 547 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:15,125 He can buy his own clothes. Making yourself look ridiculous. 548 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:18,042 Well, when it's Christmas, Ed, can I buy him a little gift? 549 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:21,458 No. Well, I've got to go. 550 00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:25,000 I shall have a light meal, take a couple of Nembutal and bed. 551 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,792 I shall, er, be out of town tomorrow. 552 00:30:28,917 --> 00:30:30,583 Oh, Ed! 553 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,708 - Where? - In Aylesbury. 554 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,750 I shall dress in a quiet suit. 555 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:39,292 Drive up in the motor. The commissionaire will spring forward. 556 00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:41,458 There in that miracle of glass and concrete 557 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:45,750 my colleagues and me will have a quiet drink before the business of the day. 558 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:48,000 - Are they nice your friends? - Mature men. 559 00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:51,083 - No ladies? - What are you talking about? 560 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:53,333 I live in a world of top decisions. 561 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:54,833 We've no time for ladies. 562 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,500 Ladies are nice at a gathering, Ed. 563 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,708 They add colour and gaiety. 564 00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:04,458 We don't want a lot of half-witted tarts frightening everybody with their clothes. 565 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:06,792 Perhaps you'll invite me to your hotel one day. 566 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:10,542 - (Ed) I might. - Is it exquisitely furnished? High up? 567 00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:12,958 (Ed) Very high. I see the river often. 568 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:15,583 (Groans, mutters) 569 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,042 Ooh! 570 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,333 Persuade the old man to speak to me. 571 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:23,208 I can't, Ed. 572 00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,208 I can't do anything with him. 573 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,000 I'll get my lawyer to send a letter. 574 00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:29,375 If it's done legal, he'll prove amenable. 575 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:40,333 - Be a good girl. - Bye! 576 00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:42,167 - Bye! - Bye-bye, Eddie! 577 00:31:42,292 --> 00:31:44,042 (Brakes squealing) 578 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,875 (Explosion) 579 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 (Dadda chuckles) 580 00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:04,750 Time for beddy-byes. 581 00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:07,625 (Dadda) I was enjoying that. 582 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:10,250 - It's only rubbish. - I like it. 583 00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:13,958 If you're so anxious for something to do, why don't you speak to your son? 584 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,125 Dadda, you are so selfish sometimes. 585 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,083 Ed has invited me to his luxury suite. 586 00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:20,917 A waitress comes in with tea. 587 00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:22,542 Speak to him, Dadda. 588 00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:24,708 Never. I'm not signing nothing. 589 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,875 Oh, you are so unkind. 590 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,792 If you don't speak to Eddie, he won't ask me to his suite. 591 00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:33,333 I haven't been feeling well lately. 592 00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:35,500 Me eyes are getting worse. 593 00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:39,292 Without a word of a lie, you're like a little child. 594 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:40,917 On you go. Up to bed. 595 00:32:52,542 --> 00:32:54,542 - Nearly finished, Mr Sloane? - Mm. 596 00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:57,375 Perhaps you'd care to join me in the lounge later. 597 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,833 I have some urgent knitting to do. 598 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:09,792 (Slurps) 599 00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:12,750 (Belches) 600 00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:17,917 A boy like that shouldn't be expected to live with the rougher elements. 601 00:33:18,042 --> 00:33:22,417 Do you know, Dadda, he got a skin on him, the like of which I never felt before. 602 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,958 His story was so sad. 603 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:27,125 I wept when I heard it. 604 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,167 I'm all alone, Kath. 605 00:33:29,292 --> 00:33:31,083 Don't be so silly. You've got me. 606 00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,583 He may take you away. 607 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,083 - Where to? - Edinburgh. 608 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:36,875 - It's too cold. - Or Bournemouth. 609 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,167 You always said you'd go somewhere with palms. 610 00:33:40,292 --> 00:33:42,792 I would always consult you first. 611 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:45,125 You might put me in a home. 612 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:46,875 Would you be tempted? 613 00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:50,667 Don't be so silly. 614 00:33:50,792 --> 00:33:53,208 In the morning you'll feel different. 615 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,708 Yes. 616 00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:57,875 (Groans) You don't love me. 617 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,917 I do. I never stopped loving you. 618 00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:04,083 Ooh! I'm going to die, Kath. 619 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,958 Oh, I'm dying. 620 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:07,875 Not surprised. 621 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,833 Half a jar of pickled onions you put away. 622 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:13,333 Don't come complaining to me with your tummy ache. 623 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,750 - I've got no sympathy for you. - Good night then. 624 00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:17,208 Oh... 625 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,292 Do you know, I feel quite depleted. I think I'll turn in early tonight. 626 00:34:51,417 --> 00:34:54,083 Oh, there you are, Mr Sloane. 627 00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:58,250 One does like to keep the smells down to a modicum, doesn't one? 628 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,375 Enjoy your supper? 629 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,542 Lovely piece of ham, wasn't it? 630 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,000 Lovely. 631 00:35:04,583 --> 00:35:08,417 - Isn't this room gorgeous? - Yes. 632 00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:11,417 That vase come from Bombay. 633 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:14,292 Have you any interest in that part of the world? 634 00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:17,167 I like Dieppe. 635 00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:20,875 (Chuckles) Oh, well, I suppose it's all the same, really, isn't it? 636 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,958 I don't suppose they even know the difference themselves! 637 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,458 - Are you quite comfortable? - Great. 638 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,750 There we are. Wait a minute. 639 00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:31,583 - Is that better? - Mm. 640 00:35:32,292 --> 00:35:35,458 Oh! Ooh, Mr Sloane. 641 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:38,375 I fear this light's showing me up. 642 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,917 I blame the manufacturers, you know. 643 00:35:41,042 --> 00:35:43,917 They make garments so thin nowadays, 644 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:47,208 you'd think they almost intended to provoke a rape. 645 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,750 (Chuckles) 646 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,542 You're a teaser, ain't ya? 647 00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,083 (Chuckles) 648 00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:57,833 Would you like to see my snaps? 649 00:35:57,958 --> 00:36:01,542 I was going to show you the letter written by my little boy's father. 650 00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:05,708 I treasure it above all else. 651 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,250 I lost it, though. 652 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:11,500 Now, there you are. 653 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:15,583 - (Sloane) Is that him? - No! 654 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,625 That's Eddie. That's my lover. 655 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:20,750 Oh, it does bring back memories. 656 00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:25,083 He, too, was handsome, and in the prime of his manhood. 657 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:27,750 Is it any wonder I fell? 658 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:31,417 I wish he was here to love and protect me now. 659 00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:33,333 Oh, that's me. 660 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:36,417 Taken ages ago. 661 00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:39,125 I was younger then. 662 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,042 Smart. 663 00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:43,417 My hair was always a feature. 664 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,750 Oh, don't think I can show you this one. 665 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,708 - Let's have a look. - No, no. 666 00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:53,667 (Chuckles) Ooh! Ooh! 667 00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:57,458 - (Sloane) What's that? - Well, that's a seat. 668 00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:00,750 Erected in memory of Miss Gwen Lewis, 669 00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:03,792 a lady who took a lot of trouble with invalids. 670 00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:08,958 Just near that seat that my baby was first thought of. 671 00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:11,125 What, on that seat? 672 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:15,708 (Chuckles) No, not exactly on that seat. Just nearby. 673 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:18,458 - In the bushes? - (Chuckles) 674 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:20,875 Oh, Mr Sloane! 675 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,417 Oh, he was so rough with me. 676 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,833 He was... He was so thoughtless. 677 00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:29,625 I couldn't describe my feelings. 678 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,292 I really couldn't. 679 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:34,833 Ooh! Oh, you knocked all my snaps down. 680 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:38,208 I don't know what I'm going to do with you, Mr Sloane. 681 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,833 Surely I don't. 682 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:44,083 I don't think the fastening on this thing is gonna last much longer. 683 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,750 Mm. 684 00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:51,250 You should wear more clothes, Mr Sloane. 685 00:37:52,417 --> 00:37:56,333 You're as naked as I am, and there's no excuse for it. 686 00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:00,667 You got no vest on, have you? 687 00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:02,833 - No. - (Chuckles) 688 00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:07,708 I need to be loved, Mr Sloane. 689 00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:20,667 Oh, who can resist love's impulses, Mr Sloane? 690 00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:24,875 Who can foretell where it's going to strike? 691 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,958 Ooh! 692 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:32,625 Why should we be ashamed, Mr Sloane? 693 00:38:33,417 --> 00:38:36,208 It's bigger than both of us, Mr Sloane! 694 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:40,417 Oh, Mr Sloane, say words of love to me, 695 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:43,500 words that every woman wants to hear. 696 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:45,542 (Grunting and muttering) 697 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:49,958 Oh, Mr Sloane, lost in love. 698 00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:53,583 Lost in a frenzy of passion. 699 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,833 (Groans) 700 00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,417 Stay with me, Mr Sloane. 701 00:38:59,542 --> 00:39:02,792 I'll be your mama and you'll be my baby. 702 00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:06,833 Ooh, Mr Sloane, no sooner had I seen you, 703 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:11,250 than I knew the touch of your hand would send hectic thrills 704 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:14,667 tingling through my every...(Groans) 705 00:39:15,292 --> 00:39:18,167 Speak words of love to me, Mr Sloane, 706 00:39:18,292 --> 00:39:21,667 those tender words that every woman wants to hear. 707 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:24,417 - (Sloane) Oh, Christ! - What do you say? 708 00:39:24,542 --> 00:39:27,708 Oh, lost in love! 709 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:30,708 Lost in a frenzy of passion! 710 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:32,167 Ooh! Ooh! 711 00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:36,208 Oh, what a heavy baby you are, Mr Sloane. 712 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:41,375 (Moans) Oh, I should be so ashamed in the morning. Ooh! 713 00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:53,417 ♪ Breakfast in bed 714 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:58,625 ♪ That what he said he'd like to begin with 715 00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:02,083 ♪ Him with the smooth skin 716 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:06,208 ♪ With the blank eyes 717 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:12,750 ♪ And it's surprising how it's progressed from there 718 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:14,208 ♪ Dare I hope 719 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,833 ♪ Given rope enough 720 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:22,292 ♪ You'll be dope enough to marry me 721 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:25,250 ♪ We'll see 722 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:28,417 ♪ We mustn't complain 723 00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:30,500 ♪ Every now and again 724 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:32,833 ♪ He will make it plain 725 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:35,417 ♪ He appreciates the pains 726 00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:37,875 ♪ We're taking 727 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,833 ♪ Making him feel at home 728 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:48,083 ♪ So we sweat and we strain 729 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:52,917 ♪ Entertaining Mr Sloane 730 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,417 ♪ Cleaning the car 731 00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:04,958 ♪ Duties which are his 732 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:06,750 ♪ And that's for certain 733 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:11,750 ♪ Dirt on his white curtain 734 00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:16,833 ♪ Little hands 735 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:19,375 ♪ One understands him, yes 736 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,958 ♪ He's an orphan lad 737 00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:25,917 ♪ Bad he's not and he's got a chance 738 00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:31,125 ♪ Ah, but what's the chance he fancies me? 739 00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:35,083 ♪ We'll see 740 00:41:36,542 --> 00:41:38,125 ♪ But we mustn't complain 741 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:40,125 ♪ Every now and again 742 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:42,792 ♪ He will make it plain 743 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,042 ♪ He appreciates the pain 744 00:41:45,167 --> 00:41:47,417 ♪ We're taking 745 00:41:47,542 --> 00:41:51,250 ♪ Making him feel at home 746 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:57,583 ♪ And we sweat and we strain 747 00:41:57,708 --> 00:42:03,500 ♪ Entertaining Mr Sloane 748 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,625 ♪ One pickle left 749 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:16,458 ♪ And that great hetty shoulder it nicks it 750 00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:26,250 ♪ Sticks it down his biscuit-coloured face 751 00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:30,917 ♪ And it's disgraceful he should be living here 752 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:33,167 ♪ Queer, that's it 753 00:42:33,292 --> 00:42:35,667 ♪ He's a pretty boy 754 00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:37,125 ♪ It's a pity boy 755 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:41,250 ♪ It's you or me 756 00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:44,542 ♪ We'll see 757 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:48,083 ♪ But we mustn't complain 758 00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:50,333 ♪ Every now and again 759 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:52,500 ♪ He will make it plain 760 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:56,042 ♪ He appreciates the pains we're taking 761 00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:57,875 - (Horn honks) -(Mouth) Come on! 762 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,833 ♪ Making him feel at home 763 00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:07,167 ♪ So we sweat and we strain 764 00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:13,375 ♪ Entertaining Mr Sloane ♪ 765 00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:16,583 (Gate squeaks) 766 00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:28,833 Quite comfortable, are you? 767 00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:31,042 (Kathy) Ooo-ooo! 768 00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:34,167 (Smacks lips, chuckles) 769 00:43:36,625 --> 00:43:37,958 Ooh! 770 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:41,792 - There we are. - What you got in the pram? 771 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:44,292 It's my gnomie-pomie. 772 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,833 Bad weather damaged him. 773 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,292 His ickle hat come off. 774 00:43:49,417 --> 00:43:52,250 Had to take him up the gnomes hospital to be repaired. 775 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:55,292 Why's Eddie mending the car? 776 00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,792 I was on the beer last night. Me guts is playing up. 777 00:43:57,917 --> 00:43:59,333 - Oh, poor boy. - No, don't. 778 00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:02,000 We have to make allowances for you. You're young. 779 00:44:02,125 --> 00:44:04,500 We toured the nighteries in the motor. 780 00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:05,792 Is Eddie with you? 781 00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:08,833 No, he was too tired. Had a hard day yesterday. 782 00:44:08,958 --> 00:44:11,167 Don't knock yourself out, will you? 783 00:44:11,708 --> 00:44:15,667 Me and Mr Sloane was just discussing him to come and give you a hand. 784 00:44:15,792 --> 00:44:19,500 - He has to conserve his strengths. - He's not taking advantage, Ed. 785 00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:20,958 (Crackling) 786 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:23,917 You... you are a lovely colour, you. 787 00:44:24,042 --> 00:44:26,917 Pink with a touch of blue around your lips. 788 00:44:27,042 --> 00:44:28,833 You're getting overheated, Ed. 789 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:31,458 Mr Sloane, feel his head. 790 00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:33,292 He doesn't want to feel my head! 791 00:44:34,792 --> 00:44:36,917 Hm! Petrol's down a bit, innit? 792 00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:39,958 You ought to get yourself a new car. It eats petrol this. 793 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:43,917 I see a woolly in Boyce's, Mr Sloane. I'm gonna give it you as a birthday present. 794 00:44:44,042 --> 00:44:45,750 What do you want to do that for? 795 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:48,708 Come on, boy. Come and sit by me. 796 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:52,375 We've got to be off. You drive. 797 00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:58,708 (Engine starts) 798 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,292 Getting as fat as a pig she is. 799 00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:07,958 - Is she? - She ought to slim. I'd advise that. 800 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:10,500 She's 42 and she's like a sow. 801 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:13,500 Well, she is my sister. 802 00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:17,542 - She's not bad. - No? 803 00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:20,375 - Do you know what I fancy right now? - What? 804 00:45:21,083 --> 00:45:23,125 - How about going swimming? - Swimming? 805 00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:25,375 What sort of tomfoolery is that? 806 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,708 - On a weekday. - Just... 807 00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:30,667 Strip off and... plunge in. 808 00:45:42,958 --> 00:45:44,292 (Slurps) 809 00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:49,042 (Indistinct chatter) 810 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:18,833 - Oh! - Ah! 811 00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:23,250 Why can't they look where they're going these women? 812 00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:26,000 Have you seen 'em? Look. They can't call that swimming. 813 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:29,208 How could anyone swim with those great things dangling down? 814 00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:32,125 It stands to reason. The aerodynamics are all wrong. 815 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,917 No wonder they have to give them a start at the Olympics. 816 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:38,000 - Put this stuff on me back. - I don't want that muck all over me. 817 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:39,458 Oh, go on. Give us a rub. 818 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:42,667 (Eddie exhales) 819 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:06,792 Ah, this stuff smells like a knocking shop. 820 00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,500 - Do it yourself. - Hm. 821 00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:14,625 The way these birds treat decent fellows... 822 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,875 Hope you never get serious with one. 823 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,417 What a life. 824 00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:19,917 Backache. Headache. 825 00:47:20,042 --> 00:47:22,833 Or her mum told her never to when there's an "R" in the month. 826 00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:25,000 - It turns me up. - Ah, you're too sensitive. 827 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,417 That's right. I just don't give a monkey's fart. 828 00:47:28,167 --> 00:47:29,458 (Screams) 829 00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:31,000 (Laughter) 830 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:36,833 What's, er, your opinion of the way these women carry on? 831 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:40,417 I feel, er... 832 00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:45,375 - How would you say? - Don't you think they're crude? 833 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,833 Occasionally, in a way. 834 00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:49,417 All the same, it's... 835 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,292 ...necessary. 836 00:47:52,417 --> 00:47:55,000 Now you're talking a different subject entirely. 837 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,458 It's necessary, I grant you, occasionally. 838 00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:01,208 But it's got to be kept within bounds. 839 00:48:02,833 --> 00:48:05,500 I can deal with them, the same as you. Hmm. 840 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:07,500 On the main points we agree I'm sure. 841 00:48:09,167 --> 00:48:12,333 I have a certain amount of influence, if you understand. 842 00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:13,875 Friends with money. 843 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,875 They could be a help to a lad like you. 844 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,958 I, myself, am the possessor of two bank accounts. 845 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:22,958 I generally spend my holidays in places 846 00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:25,875 where the bints have got rings through their noses. 847 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:28,792 Does that, er, impress you? 848 00:48:28,917 --> 00:48:31,167 Yes, I'm impressed, Ed. 849 00:48:31,292 --> 00:48:32,750 So, er... 850 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,458 You didn't, er, use my car last night then? 851 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:40,625 Car? 852 00:48:41,667 --> 00:48:43,000 Me? 853 00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:49,042 That's all I wanted to know. 854 00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:53,542 So long as you're telling the truth, boy. Hm? 855 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,208 Hmm. 856 00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,708 Yeah, you've got an honest hand. 857 00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:01,208 Square. 858 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:04,708 - What a grip you've got. - I'm improving. 859 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:09,042 Yes. You've grown bigger and bolder since we met. 860 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:12,083 Don't grow too bold, will you? 861 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:13,833 Eh? (Chuckles) 862 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:15,417 No fear of that, Ed. 863 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,750 (Tyres screeching) 864 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:20,167 (Car radio plays pop music) 865 00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:31,750 (Tyres screeching) 866 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,083 (Gasps) My teeth! 867 00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:10,792 (Clattering) 868 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,333 Hm. 869 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:28,708 (Watering cans clattering) 870 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,625 (Whistles) 871 00:50:45,958 --> 00:50:47,583 (Bellows) 872 00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:51,042 (Mutters) 873 00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:53,542 (Mumbles) 874 00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:59,958 (Clatters) 875 00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:07,125 (Exhales) 876 00:51:11,417 --> 00:51:12,875 Mr Sloane? 877 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,083 Mr Sloane! 878 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:18,750 Do you know it's almost four o'clock? 879 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:21,458 Mama's been very worried about you. 880 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:25,583 (Drunk) We've been out on the town. 881 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:29,667 Thorpe, Beck, Doolan and me. 882 00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:32,458 I do hope you've behaved yourselves. 883 00:51:34,083 --> 00:51:37,167 - The soul of discretion. Brrrr! - Oh! 884 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,500 (Katy mutters) 885 00:51:41,667 --> 00:51:43,583 We ended up at a fabulous place. 886 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:46,333 Soft music. 887 00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:48,000 Pink shades. 888 00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:49,625 Lovely atmosphere. 889 00:51:51,292 --> 00:51:52,625 (Exhales) 890 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:56,625 (Singsong) One of the hostesses gave me her number. 891 00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,625 Told me to ring her. 892 00:51:58,750 --> 00:52:01,583 Take no notice of her, Mr Sloane. She might not be nice. 893 00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:03,250 She might be a party girl! 894 00:52:04,167 --> 00:52:05,500 You know... 895 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:12,167 ...you're developing distinctly possessive tendencies. 896 00:52:12,292 --> 00:52:13,833 (Belches) Oh... 897 00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:16,458 - Mama can't be possessive... - Oh, oh, oh. 898 00:52:16,583 --> 00:52:19,458 Never heard of a possessive mum? (Blows a raspberry) 899 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:22,042 Oh, Mr Sloane! That's rude! 900 00:52:22,167 --> 00:52:24,583 Did she teach you to say that? 901 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:27,958 You're spoiling yourself in my eyes, Mr Sloane! 902 00:52:28,083 --> 00:52:30,458 Don't know why you want to bother with these girls 903 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:32,542 when you have your friends for company. 904 00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:34,500 - They're boys! - Well... 905 00:52:35,708 --> 00:52:38,000 You can speak freely with them. 906 00:52:38,125 --> 00:52:39,542 Not like with a lady. 907 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:43,542 - Perhaps she's after your money. - I ain't got any. 908 00:52:44,208 --> 00:52:46,750 - Will she make you ill? - Oh, shut it! 909 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,333 Make me ill! 910 00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:50,542 - Girls do. - (Exhales) 911 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,667 You disgust me, you do. Sitting there without your teeth. 912 00:52:53,792 --> 00:52:56,708 - You disgust me. - My teeth, Mr Sloane... 913 00:52:56,833 --> 00:53:00,292 Since you mention the matter, which a true gentleman would hesitate... 914 00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:03,292 (Imitates Kathy) Which a true gentleman would hesitate... 915 00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:05,333 Are in the kitchen in Stergene. 916 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:08,500 Unlike some who are careless with their dentures, 917 00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:11,708 I allow mine a good soak almost every night. 918 00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:14,750 (Chuckles, exhales) 919 00:53:15,958 --> 00:53:19,208 - Do I really disgust you? - You horrify me. 920 00:53:20,625 --> 00:53:24,458 Think I'm kidding? I'll move out of my room if you don't watch out. 921 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:26,083 - No! - I'll just clear out! 922 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:30,000 No, Mr Sloane! Don't think of such drastic action! 923 00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:33,792 Oh, Mr Sloane, I should never forgive myself if I drove you away. 924 00:53:33,917 --> 00:53:36,917 I won't say anymore. It's just I... 925 00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:39,583 I was upset and I need comfort. 926 00:53:40,292 --> 00:53:41,667 (Sniffles) 927 00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:47,042 Are you still disgusted? 928 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:48,375 A bit. 929 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,875 Sorry, baby. 930 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:55,625 - Better? - Hm-mm... 931 00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,625 Stay with me, Mr Sloane. 932 00:54:21,542 --> 00:54:22,958 Bleugh! 933 00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:27,375 Er, I was just wondering if you'd got the evening paper in there. 934 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:30,167 See, I can't sleep for the noise. 935 00:54:30,292 --> 00:54:33,333 I thought I'd catch up on world events. 936 00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:42,375 Here! 937 00:54:46,125 --> 00:54:48,625 All right! All right! 938 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:52,833 I want to sleep now. 939 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,458 (Groans) 940 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,708 - (Breathes heavily) - (Door closes) 941 00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:19,625 (Muttering) 942 00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:49,958 Oh, Mr Sloane! 943 00:55:53,292 --> 00:55:55,583 (Groaning and giggling) 944 00:55:57,208 --> 00:56:00,083 (Grunting and groaning) 945 00:56:04,208 --> 00:56:05,792 Come on. 946 00:56:05,917 --> 00:56:08,375 - Come on, Mr Sloane. - I don't want to! 947 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:11,583 - Why? Come on. - I feel awful. 948 00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:14,500 Never mind. It'll be lovely. 949 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:16,500 ('Engine spluttering') 950 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,750 (Engine spluttering) 951 00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:47,583 (Squeaking) 952 00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,500 - (Eddie) Kath! - Yes! 953 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:11,583 Oh! 954 00:57:18,208 --> 00:57:19,875 Where was he last night? 955 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,667 Mr Sloane? 956 00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:23,125 He was watching telly. 957 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:26,333 Programme where everybody had to guess everybody else's name. 958 00:57:26,458 --> 00:57:27,875 He used the car last night. 959 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,750 - No, he never. - He used the car last night. 960 00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:32,792 He's a great help to me, Ed. 961 00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:36,083 I shall have to take a sedative if he goes away. He's my baby. 962 00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:38,875 I'll find an older man for you. More maturity. 963 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,125 If you send him away, I shall cry. 964 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:43,292 Like the time you took my real baby. 965 00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:46,458 You were wicked then. Being rude. Ruining my little matey. 966 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:49,625 Teaching him nasty things. That's why I sent it away. 967 00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:54,042 You're not doing rude things with this little kiddie, are you? Like with Tommy. 968 00:57:54,167 --> 00:57:56,833 I never wanted to do rude things. 969 00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:59,167 Tommy made me. He pestered me all summer. 970 00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:00,917 You're a liar! 971 00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:03,292 He never wanted to have anything to do with you. 972 00:58:03,417 --> 00:58:04,750 He told me that. 973 00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:08,125 Yes, he did. He wanted to marry me and his folks was against it. 974 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:12,292 Marry you? Huh! You're a ridiculous figure and no mistake. 975 00:58:12,417 --> 00:58:16,458 Oh, Mr and Mrs Albian Bolter, they was quite ready for you to marry him. 976 00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:18,375 No, they wasn't cos I was poor. 977 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:21,667 I couldn't fit in with the social background required of him. 978 00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:23,167 His duty come between us. 979 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:27,208 They wanted you to marry him! Tommy and me had our first set-to about it. 980 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:29,208 No, Tommy loved me. 981 00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:30,667 Forget it! 982 00:58:30,792 --> 00:58:33,542 Well, he sent me that letter that I treasure. 983 00:58:33,667 --> 00:58:35,000 I burnt it. 984 00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:37,125 (Church bell tolls) 985 00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:49,500 It was his last words to me. 986 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:51,042 Never mind all that. 987 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:54,250 I'm not having this kiddy going the same way. That's for certain. 988 00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:59,083 What's, er... this? 989 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,917 It's, it's a lady's lipstick, Ed. 990 00:59:03,042 --> 00:59:04,375 Yours? 991 00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:15,375 It was in the car your Mr Sloane didn't use last night. 992 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,500 (Siren wails in the distance) 993 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:23,542 I'll get him. 994 00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:26,208 ♪ Him with the smooth skin 995 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:32,042 ♪ With the blank eyes 996 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,750 Ed! 997 00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:47,042 Ed! 998 00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:51,167 - Dadda. - Eddie! I want a word with... 999 00:59:51,292 --> 00:59:52,917 With you. 1000 00:59:53,042 --> 00:59:54,375 Dadda! 1001 00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:58,458 - Dadda! What's come over you? - (Groans) 1002 00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:01,000 Is all forgiven after all these years? 1003 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:03,125 Oh, don't kneel to me. 1004 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,792 I forgive you. 1005 01:00:04,917 --> 01:00:07,083 - I'm the one to kneel. - No, no! 1006 01:00:07,208 --> 01:00:10,125 Pat me on the head. Pronounce a blessing. 1007 01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:11,958 Forgive and forget, eh? 1008 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:14,833 - I'm sorry and so are you. - No, it's about him. 1009 01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:17,708 - Hm? - What's his background? 1010 01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:20,750 - What do you know about him? - Why? 1011 01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:23,667 - Do you like him? - One of the best. 1012 01:00:23,792 --> 01:00:27,083 - He comes to my room at night. - I don't believe it. 1013 01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:30,625 I'm telling you. I can't sleep for worry. 1014 01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:34,833 He comes in and stands by my bed in the dark 1015 01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:36,542 without his pyjamas. 1016 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:38,208 Does he? 1017 01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:41,750 He... he kicked me yesterday. 1018 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,458 I'll have a word with him. 1019 01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:47,750 Er, er... And that's not all. 1020 01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,375 She's going to have... 1021 01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:53,208 (Sloane groans) 1022 01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:57,000 I should send him home. 1023 01:00:58,833 --> 01:01:00,667 (Snores) 1024 01:01:08,208 --> 01:01:09,542 Mr Sloane? 1025 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,833 - Hm... - Mr Sloane? 1026 01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:14,333 (Groans) 1027 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:17,417 You're to go downstairs and see Ed. 1028 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:19,458 He's ever so cross. 1029 01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:23,167 Says you were out in the motor last night. 1030 01:01:25,542 --> 01:01:28,125 Gave his consent as a matter of fact. 1031 01:01:29,958 --> 01:01:33,750 He's talking in terms of cards and dismissal. 1032 01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:37,042 You was with a lady he says. 1033 01:01:37,167 --> 01:01:38,708 He got proof. 1034 01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:42,542 Hm. 1035 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:45,167 Proof? What proof? (Groans) 1036 01:01:46,542 --> 01:01:47,875 I don't know. 1037 01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:51,625 I've been to the register office. 1038 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,292 Register office. What for? 1039 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,500 About the licence. 1040 01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:58,875 What are you talking about? 1041 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,250 I haven't told Ed yet. 1042 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:04,750 But we're going to have... 1043 01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:08,083 Well, thanks, Dad, for letting me know. 1044 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:11,292 You were right to come to me. 1045 01:02:58,042 --> 01:02:59,833 Where was you last night? 1046 01:02:59,958 --> 01:03:01,750 (Sloane) I retired early. 1047 01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:04,625 A beaker of Bournvita, a good book. What more can a man ask? 1048 01:03:06,292 --> 01:03:08,667 Do you think I'm an idiot or something? 1049 01:03:08,792 --> 01:03:10,125 (Gunshot) 1050 01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:13,125 Oh, I remember now. I went for a spin. 1051 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:14,875 Had headache. Along the A40. 1052 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,000 - Who went with you? - Nobody. 1053 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,833 (Gunshot) 1054 01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:21,542 Three mates come with me. 1055 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,750 Who were they? Would I want them in my motor? 1056 01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:28,167 You'd recognise Harry Thorpe. Small. Clear complexion. Infectious good humour. 1057 01:03:28,292 --> 01:03:30,708 Harry Beck and Doolan. No, you wouldn't know them. 1058 01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:32,375 What type of youths are they? 1059 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,875 Impeccable taste. Buy their clothes up west. 1060 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,333 Any of them wear lipstick? 1061 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,208 (Sloane clicks tongue) 1062 01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:44,083 Erm, you've jogged my memory. Erm... 1063 01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:47,667 (Smacks lips) Doolan's married. We took his wife along. Just for the ride. 1064 01:03:48,167 --> 01:03:49,708 Just for the ride. 1065 01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:54,125 Straight up, Ed. 1066 01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:58,042 You lying little bastard, taking birds out in my motor. 1067 01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,417 Well, what's up, Ed? You're put out. I can tell. 1068 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:03,750 The old man's been making a complaint about you. 1069 01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:06,750 Ah, his mind's going senile. I've been meaning to mention it. 1070 01:04:07,917 --> 01:04:11,250 - Did you ever kick him? - Occasionally, Ed. He understands. 1071 01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:12,833 And he said... 1072 01:04:15,625 --> 01:04:18,375 Is she, er... pregnant? 1073 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:19,833 Who? 1074 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:24,042 Now, she threw herself at me. 1075 01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:28,958 What a little whoreson you are. You little whoreson! 1076 01:04:29,083 --> 01:04:31,375 You are a little whoreson and no mistake! 1077 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,625 I'm nonplussed, boy. Choked. 1078 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:36,208 What attracted you? Did she give trading stamps? 1079 01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,667 - I put up a fight! - She had your cherry. 1080 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:40,667 You've no idea. I prayed for guidance. 1081 01:04:40,792 --> 01:04:44,500 I'd imagine a prayer for your situation would be hard to come by. 1082 01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:47,250 Did you never think of locking your bedroom door? 1083 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,875 Oh, you don't understand. It gathered momentum. 1084 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,833 You make it sound like a washing machine. When did you stop? 1085 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:55,625 - I haven't stopped! - Not stopped! 1086 01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,167 Lay off, Ed! 1087 01:04:57,292 --> 01:05:00,417 You're a constant source of amazement, boy. 1088 01:05:00,542 --> 01:05:03,708 A never-ending tale of infamy. I'd hardly credit it. 1089 01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:07,458 Joyriding in an expensive motor. A woman pregnant. 1090 01:05:07,583 --> 01:05:09,542 My word! You're unforgiveable! 1091 01:05:10,917 --> 01:05:13,917 I don't know that I'm qualified to pronounce judgement. 1092 01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:17,208 Oh! 1093 01:05:19,417 --> 01:05:21,708 I know I done wrong, Ed. It's my upbringing. 1094 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:25,750 No proper training. Lack of... parental control. 1095 01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:27,375 I'm sorry for you. 1096 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:29,250 A firm hand's what I need. 1097 01:05:30,792 --> 01:05:32,125 I respect you, Ed. 1098 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:35,708 Then why tell me lies? 1099 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:39,333 Ah, that's only your impression. I've been dogged by bad luck. 1100 01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:44,667 You've had a hard life, I know that, but that's no excuse for looseness. 1101 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,792 I need guidance, Ed. 1102 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:53,875 And you're just the man to give it. 1103 01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:58,042 You got to learn to live a decent life sometime, boy. 1104 01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:00,542 I know. I blame the way you are on emotional shock. 1105 01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:02,417 - You're confused, aren't you? - Oh! 1106 01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:05,917 Emotionally unequipped to deal with the complications of modern life. 1107 01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:08,458 - I shouldn't be surprised. - Never went to church. 1108 01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:11,208 No, you've got it, Ed. Know me better than I know myself. 1109 01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:16,208 Your youth pleads for leniency. And, my God, I'm gonna give it. 1110 01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:21,292 You're as pure as a lamb. Purer. 1111 01:06:21,417 --> 01:06:22,750 - Ed, you're a pal. - Am I? 1112 01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:24,625 Oh, one of my mates. 1113 01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:26,083 Is that a fact? 1114 01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:30,292 It's refreshing to hear you say it, but do me a favour. 1115 01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:33,833 Avoid the birds in future. She's as much to blame as you I grant. 1116 01:06:33,958 --> 01:06:35,750 I've no hesitation in saying that. 1117 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:38,708 Then why conform to the standards of the cowshed? 1118 01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:44,500 It's a thing you grow out of. 1119 01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:47,458 With me behind you, boy... 1120 01:06:48,542 --> 01:06:49,917 ...you'll grow out of it. 1121 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:52,542 Thanks, Eddie. 1122 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:08,417 Oh, I knew there must be some reasonable explanation 1123 01:07:08,542 --> 01:07:11,000 of your otherwise inexplicable conduct. 1124 01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:16,625 I think the time's come for us to make a change. 1125 01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:18,583 - In what way, Ed? - I'll need you on tap. 1126 01:07:18,708 --> 01:07:20,458 - Oh? - At all hours. 1127 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:23,083 In case I have to make a journey to some distant place 1128 01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:25,875 at an unexpected and inconvenient hour of the night. 1129 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,292 In a manner of speaking it's urgent and you shouldn't be left with her. 1130 01:07:30,792 --> 01:07:34,042 Cratty tart she is. Now, go and get your bag packed. 1131 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:36,333 The old man was the basic trouble. 1132 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:39,167 I considered leaving as a result of the way he carried on. 1133 01:07:39,292 --> 01:07:40,792 - Insults? - Oh, shocking. 1134 01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:42,458 He deserves a good belting. 1135 01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:44,333 You may have something there. 1136 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:47,792 I thought you might have had an exaggerated respect for the elderly. 1137 01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:50,667 - Not me. - I've got nothing against him. 1138 01:07:50,792 --> 01:07:53,667 But he's lived so long, he's more like an old bird than a bloke. 1139 01:07:53,792 --> 01:07:56,875 (Tuts) How is it that such a father had such a son? 1140 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,333 (Tuts) Mystery. 1141 01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:01,917 Have a word with him while you're up there. I'll wait in the car. 1142 01:08:02,042 --> 01:08:04,042 I'm willing to forgive the past if he is. 1143 01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:05,917 - Appeal to his better nature? - Huh? 1144 01:08:06,042 --> 01:08:09,625 Say you're upset. Er, wag your finger perhaps. 1145 01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:12,333 I have the fullest confidence in your ability. 1146 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,833 (Door slams) 1147 01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:45,750 Er... Ed. 1148 01:08:51,167 --> 01:08:54,083 - Where's Ed? - He ain't here. He's gone for a walk. 1149 01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:55,833 What have you been saying about me? 1150 01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:59,167 - Nothing, sonny. - Told him she's up the stick, did ya? 1151 01:08:59,292 --> 01:09:01,667 Well, he's her brother. He ought to know. 1152 01:09:01,792 --> 01:09:03,125 What's it got to do with you? 1153 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:05,625 You're a criminal, you are. 1154 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:09,292 How are you gonna identify me? 1155 01:09:09,417 --> 01:09:12,208 I don't have to. They got fingerprints. 1156 01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:13,667 Really? 1157 01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:15,542 You killed my old boss. 1158 01:09:15,667 --> 01:09:17,125 - Who says I did? - I do. 1159 01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:18,667 Your vision's faulty. 1160 01:09:20,042 --> 01:09:21,958 - You told Ed this? - No. 1161 01:09:22,792 --> 01:09:24,625 That's quite sensible of you, Pop. 1162 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:28,208 If I was you, I'd keep very quiet about it. 1163 01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:31,833 Spreading stories. (Tuts) 1164 01:09:32,792 --> 01:09:34,250 That's all. 1165 01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:47,792 (Door closes) 1166 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,750 You murdered him! 1167 01:09:49,875 --> 01:09:51,750 You bugger! You bugger! 1168 01:09:51,875 --> 01:09:53,250 (Groans) 1169 01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:55,333 Little bugger. 1170 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,000 I'll get him. 1171 01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,500 (Mutters) 1172 01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:06,167 Bugger. 1173 01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:09,792 - I'm an orphan! - Get away! 1174 01:10:09,917 --> 01:10:13,042 - Get away from me! Leave me alone! - I trust you, Pop. Listen. 1175 01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:16,208 Keep quiet. 1176 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:20,208 It's like this, you see. 1177 01:10:22,042 --> 01:10:24,458 One day I leave the home, stroll along. 1178 01:10:24,583 --> 01:10:25,917 Sky blue, fresh air. 1179 01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:30,000 They'd found me a likeable permanent situation. 1180 01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:34,083 Canteen facilities. Fortnight's paid holiday. Staff dance each year. 1181 01:10:34,208 --> 01:10:36,625 What more could one wish to devote one's life to? 1182 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:38,750 I certainly love that place. 1183 01:10:38,875 --> 01:10:40,833 The air round Twickenham was like wine. 1184 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:45,458 Then one day I take a trip to the old man's grave. 1185 01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:48,250 "Ashes to ashes. Alas, the fleeting." 1186 01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:49,792 The sun was declining. 1187 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:54,625 A few press-ups on a tomb belonging to a family name of Cavanagh. 1188 01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:56,750 And I left the graveyard. 1189 01:10:58,292 --> 01:11:01,208 I thumbs a lift from a geezer who promises me a bed. 1190 01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,917 Gives me a bath and a meal. 1191 01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:05,208 Very friendly he was. All you could wish. 1192 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:06,875 A photographer. 1193 01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:11,333 He showed me one or two experimental studies. 1194 01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:15,250 An experience for the retina and no mistake. 1195 01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:16,708 Hm. 1196 01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:18,500 He wanted to photo me. 1197 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:23,042 For certain interesting features I had 1198 01:11:23,167 --> 01:11:27,208 that he wanted the exclusive right of preserving. 1199 01:11:28,375 --> 01:11:30,375 You know how it is. 1200 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:32,917 I didn't know how to refuse. No harm in it I suppose. 1201 01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,750 Then I got to thinking. 1202 01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:40,792 I knew a kid once called McBride that it happened to. 1203 01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:44,083 Ah, yes. 1204 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:48,583 So when I gets to think about this, I decided I gotta do something about it. 1205 01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:51,292 And I gets up in the middle of the night... 1206 01:11:52,792 --> 01:11:54,417 ...to look for the film, you see. 1207 01:11:56,833 --> 01:12:00,708 Well, he has a lot of expensive equipment about in his studio, you see. 1208 01:12:02,292 --> 01:12:04,833 It appears he gets the wrong idea. Huh! 1209 01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:08,292 He rushes in. He gives a shout. 1210 01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:12,542 And the long and the short of it is I loses my head, 1211 01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:14,667 which is a thing I never ought to have done 1212 01:12:14,792 --> 01:12:17,167 what with the worry of them photos an' all. 1213 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:19,667 And, er... 1214 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,458 Hm, I hit him. 1215 01:12:24,917 --> 01:12:26,458 I hit him. 1216 01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:29,792 Well, he must have had a weak heart. 1217 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,542 Something like that. Definitely should have seen his doctor before that. 1218 01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:37,833 Well, I wasn't to know, was I? Not to blame. 1219 01:12:37,958 --> 01:12:40,542 He was healthy. Sound as a bell. 1220 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:44,167 - Weak heart. - Weak heart, my arse. 1221 01:12:44,292 --> 01:12:45,625 You murdered him. 1222 01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:49,417 - He fell. - He was hit. From behind. 1223 01:12:52,792 --> 01:12:55,708 - I had no motive, Pop. - The camera equipment! 1224 01:12:55,833 --> 01:13:00,250 Ah! I never touched it! It was never touched. That proves it, Pop, don't it? 1225 01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:03,167 Liar! Lying little bugger! 1226 01:13:03,292 --> 01:13:06,333 - Hmm! You're finished, you are. - Hm... 1227 01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:09,250 I didn't tell Ed because the police are better. 1228 01:13:09,375 --> 01:13:11,917 You can't be trusted I see. Irresponsible! 1229 01:13:12,042 --> 01:13:15,167 - I'm going to the police. - You're not threatening me, are you? 1230 01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:18,583 You make me desperate. I've got nothing to lose, you see. 1231 01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:21,875 One more chance, Pop. You gonna give me away? 1232 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,583 I'm going to the police! 1233 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:27,167 You bring this on yourself, you know. 1234 01:13:27,292 --> 01:13:29,083 (Dadda mumbles) 1235 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:31,542 (Sloane) Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee... 1236 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,417 That's it. Pick 'em up then. 1237 01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:43,042 That's it. Come on. 1238 01:13:43,167 --> 01:13:45,083 - (Gasps) - There they are. Come on then. 1239 01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:48,458 - (Sobs) - Here you are now. Mind your fingers. 1240 01:13:48,583 --> 01:13:50,417 Mind your fingers. 1241 01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:52,708 (Choir singing on radio) 1242 01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:57,625 ♪ I will take thee to my ways 1243 01:13:57,750 --> 01:14:03,000 ♪ That I sin not with my tongue 1244 01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:04,458 (Banging upstairs) 1245 01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:10,458 ♪ I will keep my mouth with a bridle ♪ 1246 01:14:13,292 --> 01:14:15,292 Ed! Ed! 1247 01:14:15,417 --> 01:14:18,083 You better come inside. The Dadda's having an accident. 1248 01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:19,667 - What's that? - Ooh! 1249 01:14:19,792 --> 01:14:21,167 What sort of an accident? 1250 01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:33,292 (Indistinct choral music) 1251 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:50,833 The old man, he had a fall. 1252 01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:56,583 (Kathy) Mr Sloane, did you strike the Dadda? 1253 01:14:56,708 --> 01:15:00,500 - Yes. - Oh. You admit it. That's honest. 1254 01:15:00,625 --> 01:15:03,292 - Provoke you, did he? - In a way. 1255 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:05,917 Oh, what a thing to do. Hit an old man. 1256 01:15:06,042 --> 01:15:07,583 It's not like you. 1257 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,292 You're usually so gentle. 1258 01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:14,292 - He upset me. - Did he say a bad word? 1259 01:15:14,417 --> 01:15:17,333 Don't expect you can tell me what it was cos I'll blush. 1260 01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:20,000 - I hit him several times. - Now you're exaggerating. 1261 01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:22,250 You're not that type of young man. 1262 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:24,542 Don't do it again cos Mama wouldn't like it. 1263 01:15:24,667 --> 01:15:26,042 Do you want a boiled egg? 1264 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:31,125 Is he all right? 1265 01:15:32,167 --> 01:15:35,500 You and me have got to have a little talk, lad. 1266 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:39,875 - Well, I'll just pop him and see him. - He's asleep. 1267 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,792 Oh! Sleeping off the excitement, is he? 1268 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:46,875 I'll tell you what, I'll take him in a toffee if I can find one. 1269 01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,625 (Sloane whistles) 1270 01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:02,375 - How hard did you hit him? - Not hard. 1271 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:05,417 Don't know your own strength, boy. Using him like a punch bag. 1272 01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:06,958 (Lighter clicks) 1273 01:16:08,208 --> 01:16:10,667 - I've told you. - He's dead. 1274 01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,042 Dead? His heart? 1275 01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:16,042 It's murder, boy. 1276 01:16:16,167 --> 01:16:19,208 Some check will have to be made on your excesses. 1277 01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:25,792 - Are you sure he's dead? - As 40 Dodos. 1278 01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:28,333 I tried the usual methods of ascertaining. 1279 01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:33,667 No heartbeat. No misting on my cigarette case. 1280 01:16:33,792 --> 01:16:36,792 The finest legal brains in the country can't save you now. 1281 01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:39,292 Those pills were undermining his constitution. 1282 01:16:39,417 --> 01:16:42,125 - They've got nothing to do with it! - I did him a service. 1283 01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:44,583 - I'm gonna call the law. - You can't ruin my life! 1284 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:46,208 I'm impressionable! 1285 01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:48,375 - You're my friend. - No friend of thugs. 1286 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:52,000 Now think what the nick would do to me. Say he fell downstairs. 1287 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,042 You're completely without morals, boy. 1288 01:16:57,167 --> 01:17:00,125 I hadn't realised how depraved you were. 1289 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,875 You go murdering my father. 1290 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,125 Now you ask me to help you evade justice. 1291 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,542 Is this where my liberal principles have led me? 1292 01:17:06,667 --> 01:17:09,125 - I ain't got no principles! - No principles! 1293 01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:15,458 Oh, you really have upset me now. 1294 01:17:16,042 --> 01:17:18,208 Why am I interested in your welfare? 1295 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:21,875 Why do thinking men everywhere show young boys the straight and narrow? 1296 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,750 Flash cheque books when delinquency is mentioned? 1297 01:17:24,875 --> 01:17:26,833 Support the scout movement? 1298 01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:28,875 Principles, boy! Bleeding principles! 1299 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,000 I'm sorry, Eddie! Hmm. 1300 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,625 I'm sorry. 1301 01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:35,042 - The one thing I wanted to give you... - What? 1302 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:37,125 My principles. 1303 01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:40,333 Oh, I'm disillusioned. 1304 01:17:40,458 --> 01:17:42,625 I feel I'm doing no good at all. 1305 01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:44,250 I'm very bad, Eddie. 1306 01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:50,958 Only you can help me on the road to a useful existence. 1307 01:17:52,375 --> 01:17:54,875 If you were to make demands on me, Ed, 1308 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,208 you'd have nothing to complain of. 1309 01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:59,250 Any demands? 1310 01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:02,708 You mean that? 1311 01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:06,250 Let me live with you. 1312 01:18:07,042 --> 01:18:09,333 I'd wear out my jeans in your service. 1313 01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:11,042 - Cook for you. - I eat out. 1314 01:18:11,167 --> 01:18:14,000 - Bring your tea in bed. - Only tarts drink tea in bed. 1315 01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:17,750 Well, you bring me tea in bed then. Any arrangement you fancy. 1316 01:18:21,667 --> 01:18:23,000 (Kathy screams) 1317 01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:25,375 He's dead! He's dead! 1318 01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:30,958 Do you want the neighbours to know all our business? 1319 01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:32,750 Poor Dadda! 1320 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,333 How he must have suffered! 1321 01:18:38,042 --> 01:18:40,958 (Tuts, sighs) 1322 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:44,000 - Will I have to send in his pension book? - Yes! 1323 01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:46,708 Oh. 1324 01:18:47,292 --> 01:18:49,292 Come on, boy. Come and get your kit. 1325 01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:52,125 (Knocking on door) 1326 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,417 Don't think I'll ever get into my black. 1327 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,167 Put on weight since we buried Mama. 1328 01:18:57,292 --> 01:18:58,875 - When the doctor comes... - Mm. 1329 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,875 - ...what are you gonna tell him? - The Dadda had an attack. 1330 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,333 Passed away sudden. 1331 01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:05,375 What about the cuts on his face? 1332 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:08,167 Well, he was rude to Mr Sloane. Provoked him. 1333 01:19:08,292 --> 01:19:11,333 They'll get him for murder. They'll put him away for life. 1334 01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:15,750 The Dadda was rude to Mr Sloane. He said a rude word about me. 1335 01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,917 Look, you must say he fell down the stairs. 1336 01:19:19,042 --> 01:19:21,583 - I couldn't, Ed. - We have ourselves to think of. 1337 01:19:21,708 --> 01:19:24,167 I pay his wages. That makes it a tricky situation. 1338 01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:25,625 Aiding and abetting. 1339 01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:29,458 Oh, wouldn't they make an exception if we give him a good character? 1340 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:31,375 He hasn't got a good character. 1341 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:38,917 Look, er, do you ever polish the lino on the landing? 1342 01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:41,958 Oh, no, Ed. I have to think of the Dadda. 1343 01:19:42,083 --> 01:19:43,417 (Ed) Hm... 1344 01:19:51,542 --> 01:19:52,875 Polish it. 1345 01:19:54,625 --> 01:19:57,167 Should I put the Dadda's new shoes on him? 1346 01:19:57,792 --> 01:19:59,208 Slippy, are they? 1347 01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:02,125 Only worn them once. 1348 01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:07,625 Good girl. 1349 01:20:08,417 --> 01:20:10,833 You may bring the Dadda downstairs now. 1350 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:12,375 Downstairs? 1351 01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:15,542 Yes. Lay him out on the dining room table. 1352 01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:17,958 Mr Sloane will help you. 1353 01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:40,667 To me! To me! 1354 01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:42,458 That's it. 1355 01:20:42,583 --> 01:20:44,167 Easy now. Easy. 1356 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:47,417 I've got the heavy end, remember. 1357 01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:53,500 Mind! Careful! 1358 01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:55,375 Mind you don't break any of him! 1359 01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:57,833 No! There! That's it! 1360 01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:01,042 Careful! Oh, dear! 1361 01:21:01,167 --> 01:21:03,583 Ed... That's right. 1362 01:21:03,708 --> 01:21:05,750 Oopsy daisy. Gently. 1363 01:21:05,875 --> 01:21:07,875 - He's a weight! - (Kathy) Yes. 1364 01:21:09,958 --> 01:21:12,500 - Get your kit. - She's got two of my shirts in the wash. 1365 01:21:12,625 --> 01:21:13,958 Never mind all that. 1366 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,500 There we are. Hold that, Ed. 1367 01:21:16,625 --> 01:21:18,667 That's it. 1368 01:21:18,792 --> 01:21:21,208 That's lovely. Thank you, Ed. 1369 01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:22,667 There we are. 1370 01:21:22,792 --> 01:21:24,250 Handies. 1371 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:28,250 Oh, doesn't he look marvellous? 1372 01:21:29,042 --> 01:21:31,083 He always was an elegant man. 1373 01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:33,167 (Ed) Sure. 1374 01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:46,167 Lucky we had these left over from the fuse. 1375 01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:47,958 You may light them now, Eddie. 1376 01:21:48,667 --> 01:21:51,083 Oh, he'd have liked this. 1377 01:21:53,792 --> 01:21:55,208 That's it. 1378 01:21:56,375 --> 01:21:58,708 Makes one feel quite pious, doesn't it? 1379 01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:00,833 (Lighter clicks) 1380 01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:03,333 I was just saying, Mr Sloane, 1381 01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:06,125 the ritual of it all makes you feel quite religious. 1382 01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:09,792 Where are you going with the suitcase? Why does he need his suitcase? 1383 01:22:09,917 --> 01:22:11,708 He's coming to live with me. 1384 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:13,375 Oh, no. 1385 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,125 He wants to stay here. 1386 01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:18,000 - Ask him. Do you want to stay? - No. 1387 01:22:18,125 --> 01:22:19,833 Got something to tell you, Ed. 1388 01:22:20,583 --> 01:22:22,833 I got a bun in the oven. 1389 01:22:22,958 --> 01:22:25,750 You got a whole bloody baker's shop by the look of that! 1390 01:22:26,625 --> 01:22:30,292 It's all right. Mr Sloane has told me how you seduced him. 1391 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:31,750 The grisly details. 1392 01:22:31,875 --> 01:22:34,875 Oh, Mr Sloane, dear. How could you? 1393 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,833 - Accusing me of seducing you? - You bloody did! 1394 01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:41,542 Well, that's neither here nor there, using expressions like that. 1395 01:22:41,667 --> 01:22:43,167 Making yourself cheap! 1396 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:46,000 He was innocent until you got your maulers onto him. 1397 01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,667 Wouldn't know where to put it. 1398 01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:51,958 - I attracted him instantly. - You couldn't attract a blind man! 1399 01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:55,250 Look in the glass, lady. Let's enjoy a laugh. 1400 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:56,708 What do you see? 1401 01:22:57,292 --> 01:22:58,625 Hm? 1402 01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:01,000 Me. 1403 01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:03,083 What are you? 1404 01:23:03,208 --> 01:23:05,708 Well, my hair's nice. 1405 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:07,708 Natural. 1406 01:23:07,833 --> 01:23:11,583 I'm mature, but I can still command a certain appeal. 1407 01:23:11,708 --> 01:23:15,542 The crow's-feet under your eyes alone would make you an object of terror! 1408 01:23:19,042 --> 01:23:21,417 Is that how you see me, Mr Sloane? 1409 01:23:23,083 --> 01:23:24,417 (Sloane) More or less. 1410 01:23:26,750 --> 01:23:28,167 (Sobs) 1411 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:31,417 On with the waterworks. 1412 01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:34,583 I've lost you, Mr Sloane. 1413 01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:36,042 Lost you forever. 1414 01:23:36,167 --> 01:23:38,875 (Sighs) You'll have the baby. 1415 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,417 I'll pop round. 1416 01:23:40,542 --> 01:23:43,208 Where you're going I don't think that would be possible. 1417 01:23:43,333 --> 01:23:45,625 - What do you mean? - I've never been subtle. 1418 01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:49,583 But if you go with Ed, I shall tell the policeman about the Dadda. 1419 01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:52,667 Well, if I stay here, he'll do the same. 1420 01:23:52,792 --> 01:23:54,958 It's what's called a dilemma, boy. 1421 01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:57,125 You are on the horns of it. 1422 01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:59,375 You see how things are, Mr Sloane? 1423 01:24:03,208 --> 01:24:06,208 - (Yells) - Now then... 1424 01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:08,625 No! (Sobs) 1425 01:24:11,167 --> 01:24:13,125 - Come here! - No, no, no! 1426 01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:15,875 - Come back here! - No! 1427 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,708 He's not gonna have you! 1428 01:24:17,833 --> 01:24:20,042 (Sloane) You've got to support me, you mare! 1429 01:24:20,167 --> 01:24:23,625 No violence at any cost! What's this exhibition for? 1430 01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:26,708 This is gratuitous violence! 1431 01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,417 Give over! Both of you! 1432 01:24:29,083 --> 01:24:30,417 (Kathy) No! 1433 01:24:30,542 --> 01:24:33,083 - He's mad with you! Now go! - No, no! No! 1434 01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:35,000 No! Don't! 1435 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:38,750 - Mr Sloane, no! - (Grunts) 1436 01:24:41,042 --> 01:24:42,458 (Plays organ) 1437 01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:46,125 (Sobs) No! Don't! 1438 01:24:46,250 --> 01:24:49,417 He... he needs me! 1439 01:24:49,542 --> 01:24:52,208 Needs you? What's he running? A freak show? 1440 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:53,958 Oh, Eddie, be nice! 1441 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:57,750 Nice? One does one's best in this world. 1442 01:24:57,875 --> 01:24:59,708 - What thanks do you get? - I can fix her! 1443 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:01,208 (Kathy screams) 1444 01:25:01,667 --> 01:25:04,375 He'll kill me like he killed the Dadda. Argh! 1445 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,375 - Get off! - My teeth! 1446 01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:10,250 My teeth! (Groans) 1447 01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:13,208 Expensive equipment gone west now, you see? 1448 01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:15,375 I'm seriously annoyed with you, boy. 1449 01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:17,625 Giving us the benefit of your pauperism! 1450 01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:19,250 We need action, not discussion! 1451 01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:21,167 Cut her throat, but persuade her! 1452 01:25:21,292 --> 01:25:23,167 Don't use that tone of voice to me, boy! 1453 01:25:23,292 --> 01:25:25,208 I won't be dictated to! 1454 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:27,000 I've had enough of this! 1455 01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:29,083 - (Sloane) Oh, don't go, Ed. - Hm! 1456 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:31,375 - Ed! - Let him go, Mr Sloane. 1457 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:34,875 - We don't need him. - He's going to the police! Stupid bitch! 1458 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,875 Ed! Ed! 1459 01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:39,125 Ed! Ed! 1460 01:25:39,250 --> 01:25:42,125 Ed! You can't leave me with her! 1461 01:25:42,792 --> 01:25:44,333 Stop the car! I wanna talk to ya. 1462 01:25:45,458 --> 01:25:48,125 - You wouldn't put me away, would ya? - (Engine revs) 1463 01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:50,250 Why don't we talk it over, Ed? 1464 01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:52,292 Got to think of your friend! 1465 01:25:53,875 --> 01:25:55,875 (Engine revs, gate squeaks) 1466 01:25:57,875 --> 01:25:59,917 Give us a chance, Ed! 1467 01:26:00,042 --> 01:26:03,042 - You've had several! - Just one more. I need you, Ed! 1468 01:26:03,167 --> 01:26:04,458 You can deal with her! 1469 01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:06,083 A little persuasion! 1470 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:09,375 Your experience at the conference table would settle this matter! 1471 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,083 (Engine revs) 1472 01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:12,458 (Screams) 1473 01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:16,333 No! 1474 01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:27,167 Stand up! 1475 01:26:27,292 --> 01:26:30,792 We can't conduct a serious discussion from that position. 1476 01:26:30,917 --> 01:26:32,542 He's broken them. 1477 01:26:33,292 --> 01:26:34,708 They're only chipped. 1478 01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:36,667 (Groans) Ed... 1479 01:26:40,042 --> 01:26:42,417 What... what are we going to do, Ed? 1480 01:26:42,542 --> 01:26:46,208 An arrangement to suit all tastes. That's what's needed. 1481 01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:49,208 Now, what are your main requirements? 1482 01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:52,542 I don't care what happens as long as I don't lose the baby. 1483 01:26:52,667 --> 01:26:55,583 I take it there's no question of making an honest woman of you. 1484 01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:57,667 You don't demand the supreme sacrifice. 1485 01:26:57,792 --> 01:26:59,500 - I'm not marrying her! - Calm down! 1486 01:26:59,625 --> 01:27:03,208 - You can't settle me with her for life! - Oh, look. He's near to tears. 1487 01:27:03,333 --> 01:27:05,083 Isn't he sweet? 1488 01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:07,542 Yes, he's definitely attractive in adversity. 1489 01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:10,792 I warned you against women, didn't I? 1490 01:27:10,917 --> 01:27:12,250 Sit down! 1491 01:27:13,208 --> 01:27:15,750 Now, the question is, 1492 01:27:15,875 --> 01:27:19,667 are you prepared to accept the idea of a partnership? 1493 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,333 Perhaps, er... 1494 01:27:23,792 --> 01:27:27,333 Perhaps, er... we could share him. 1495 01:27:28,458 --> 01:27:30,333 Oh, Ed. 1496 01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,875 - Pfft! - (Ed) Sit down. 1497 01:27:42,917 --> 01:27:44,083 Now, fair is fair. 1498 01:27:44,208 --> 01:27:47,125 You've had him six months. I'll have him the next six. 1499 01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:51,375 That means you'd have him in the winter, just when I need somebody and... 1500 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:54,417 How do I know you'll give him back to me after? 1501 01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:56,958 We can draw up a binding contract. 1502 01:27:57,083 --> 01:27:58,417 Fair enough? 1503 01:27:58,875 --> 01:28:01,875 I'd only feel that marriage was truly binding. 1504 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,458 And, anyway, my little boy needs a daddy to look up to. 1505 01:28:05,583 --> 01:28:08,917 - I'm not marrying her, I tell you! - Shut up! You're speaking of a lady! 1506 01:28:09,042 --> 01:28:11,542 He's young. He doesn't understand. 1507 01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:15,042 Ooh, can he be present at the birth of the child? 1508 01:28:15,167 --> 01:28:18,500 It deepens the relationship, you know, if the father's there. 1509 01:28:18,625 --> 01:28:22,417 It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception. 1510 01:28:22,542 --> 01:28:24,333 - Let's hear no more of it. - Oh, Eddie! 1511 01:28:24,458 --> 01:28:27,583 No, it's agreed. Six months each. Turn and turn about. 1512 01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:31,750 That means, er... I have him the first six months 1513 01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:35,792 and, er, you get him back in time for your birthday. 1514 01:28:35,917 --> 01:28:39,042 And you can marry him at the start of your next go. 1515 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:41,625 It's got to be now! 1516 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:44,417 You don't trust me? Your own brother? 1517 01:28:44,542 --> 01:28:46,708 Oh, Ed, of course I do. 1518 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:49,500 How could you say such a wicked thing? 1519 01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:52,917 It's ever so clever of you to have thought of such a lovely idea. 1520 01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:55,292 It's got to be now just in case. 1521 01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,333 It can't be. There'd be banns to be read. 1522 01:28:57,458 --> 01:28:59,583 Marriage licences to be applied for. 1523 01:28:59,708 --> 01:29:03,042 Oh, we don't have to bother about that, Eddie. 1524 01:29:03,167 --> 01:29:04,917 - You could marry us. - Me? 1525 01:29:05,042 --> 01:29:08,833 Yes. Captains on ships are allowed to. 1526 01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:10,375 I wasn't a captain. 1527 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,375 I know, but you was in the Navy. 1528 01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:14,833 That's true. 1529 01:29:15,917 --> 01:29:17,250 Well... 1530 01:29:18,083 --> 01:29:20,167 Perhaps there is something in what you say. 1531 01:29:20,292 --> 01:29:22,625 I've got the prayer book here. It's all in there. 1532 01:29:26,333 --> 01:29:28,250 Easy, easy. 1533 01:29:28,375 --> 01:29:31,500 We shall have a conflagration before you can say Jack Robinson. 1534 01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:34,333 - A bit of grease. - You can't make me go through with this! 1535 01:29:36,542 --> 01:29:39,000 The police... 999 I think it is. 1536 01:29:41,667 --> 01:29:43,917 Here you are. I'll take my pinny off, Ed. 1537 01:29:48,458 --> 01:29:52,500 "The Litany. Thanksgiving of Women after Childbirth. 1538 01:29:52,625 --> 01:29:55,167 "Baptism of Riper Years..." 1539 01:29:55,292 --> 01:29:56,792 Ah, here we are. 1540 01:29:56,917 --> 01:29:59,458 "Solemnisation of Matrimony." 1541 01:29:59,583 --> 01:30:01,375 So excited. 1542 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:03,042 Stand up. 1543 01:30:03,167 --> 01:30:05,292 Er, it seems to go on and on. 1544 01:30:05,417 --> 01:30:07,083 - Skip the boring bits. - All right. 1545 01:30:07,208 --> 01:30:08,958 ("The Wedding March" plays on organ) 1546 01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:10,542 Straighten up, lad. 1547 01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:14,542 "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here," er cetera... 1548 01:30:14,667 --> 01:30:18,208 "To satisfy man's carnal lusts or appetites, 1549 01:30:18,333 --> 01:30:21,458 "like brute beasts that hath no understanding." 1550 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:23,458 I can't remember that. 1551 01:30:23,583 --> 01:30:25,583 Well, it's all here in black and white. 1552 01:30:26,625 --> 01:30:27,958 Hm... 1553 01:30:28,083 --> 01:30:33,000 "Secondly, it was ordained for a remedy against sin." 1554 01:30:33,125 --> 01:30:35,542 And to avoid fornication. 1555 01:30:35,667 --> 01:30:37,333 I don't like that at all. 1556 01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:38,958 All right then. 1557 01:30:39,708 --> 01:30:41,250 Here we are.. 1558 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:45,667 "Wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife, 1559 01:30:45,792 --> 01:30:50,375 "to live together after God's ordinance in the holy state of matrimony? 1560 01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:53,750 "Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honour and keep her 1561 01:30:53,875 --> 01:30:55,542 "in sickness and in health 1562 01:30:55,667 --> 01:30:59,833 "and forsaking all others keep thee only unto her, 1563 01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:01,875 "so long as ye both shall live?" 1564 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,333 Say, "I will." 1565 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,375 I bloody won't! 1566 01:31:06,042 --> 01:31:07,792 You bloody will. 1567 01:31:09,542 --> 01:31:13,708 Now, the same to you and you say, "I will". 1568 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:17,958 "Wilt thou have this man" et cetera, et cetera, er cetera... 1569 01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:20,708 - I will. - "As long as ye both shall live. 1570 01:31:20,833 --> 01:31:24,042 "I pronounce that they be man and wife together." There. 1571 01:31:32,625 --> 01:31:35,292 (Kathy) Oh, Mr Sloane, isn't it lovely? 1572 01:31:35,417 --> 01:31:37,167 Oh, Mr Sloane! 1573 01:31:37,292 --> 01:31:39,958 I'm so happy! 1574 01:31:40,083 --> 01:31:43,125 Good, good. Well, we'd best be getting along, Mr Sloane. 1575 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:44,583 Back to Dulverton Mansions. 1576 01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:46,042 - Ed? - Hm? 1577 01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:48,375 - Can I do it for you now? - What? Do what? 1578 01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:51,000 - The binding contract. - What are you on about? 1579 01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:52,917 Marry you to Mr Sloane. 1580 01:31:53,042 --> 01:31:55,000 Don't be more stupid that God intended. 1581 01:31:55,125 --> 01:31:58,583 - Oh, Ed, go on. Give him the benefit. - Ah! 1582 01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:03,000 No, Eddie. It'll make me ever so happy and it won't take long. 1583 01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:06,417 I'm not marrying a fella! Apart from anything else it'll be bigamy! 1584 01:32:06,542 --> 01:32:08,083 Who asked your opinion? 1585 01:32:09,583 --> 01:32:10,958 All right, Kath, dear. 1586 01:32:11,750 --> 01:32:15,042 If it's going to make you happy, we'll do it. 1587 01:32:15,167 --> 01:32:17,167 ("The Wedding March" plays on organ) 1588 01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:25,792 Ready? 1589 01:32:26,667 --> 01:32:28,583 "Dearly beloved, 1590 01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:31,083 "we are gathered together here 1591 01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:34,125 "in the face of this congregation 1592 01:32:34,250 --> 01:32:39,333 "to join together this man and this... man 1593 01:32:39,458 --> 01:32:41,333 "in holy matrimony, 1594 01:32:41,458 --> 01:32:43,958 "which is an honourable estate. 1595 01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:46,917 "Wilt thou love him, 1596 01:32:47,667 --> 01:32:51,875 "comfort him, honour and keep him 1597 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:55,500 "in sickness and in health 1598 01:32:55,625 --> 01:33:02,083 "and forsaking all others keep thee only unto him 1599 01:33:02,208 --> 01:33:05,583 "as long as you both shall live." 1600 01:33:06,542 --> 01:33:08,042 Say, "I will." 1601 01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:10,250 I will. 1602 01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:17,375 Aw! Aw! 1603 01:33:23,625 --> 01:33:28,167 ♪ So we sweat and we strain 1604 01:33:28,292 --> 01:33:34,333 ♪ Entertaining Mr Sloane ♪ 1605 01:33:34,458 --> 01:33:36,458 (Organ music)