1 00:00:02,467 --> 00:00:04,500 Saviors of the frickin' world. 2 00:00:04,552 --> 00:00:06,460 Whoo! 3 00:00:07,305 --> 00:00:10,028 [cheers and applause] 4 00:00:10,308 --> 00:00:16,308 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:21,617 [cheers and applause continue] 6 00:00:27,659 --> 00:00:29,459 And that's what would have happened. 7 00:00:29,494 --> 00:00:31,577 If you had hired cloudbeam marketing. 8 00:00:31,663 --> 00:00:33,362 - Hi. - But you didn't. 9 00:00:33,415 --> 00:00:34,547 - So it didn't. - Which is why you're broke. 10 00:00:34,632 --> 00:00:35,665 No judgment. 11 00:00:35,717 --> 00:00:37,417 Really? Because I judge it. 12 00:00:37,502 --> 00:00:38,668 Said our largest expense. 13 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,387 Hey, alcohol is a group expense! 14 00:00:41,473 --> 00:00:43,339 Seems like we should have cut alcohol 15 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:44,424 before our health plan. 16 00:00:44,509 --> 00:00:46,342 Eh, vodka disinfects cuts. 17 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:47,705 Well, I miss my dark science budget. 18 00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:49,512 The hell is dark science? 19 00:00:49,564 --> 00:00:52,381 It's basically science but darker. 20 00:00:52,434 --> 00:00:53,566 I'm sad the wall art's gone. 21 00:00:53,651 --> 00:00:55,234 It riled my loins. 22 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,612 What doesn't rile your loins? 23 00:00:56,688 --> 00:00:59,388 - Enough! - We're not here to waste time 24 00:00:59,441 --> 00:01:01,390 or prison toilet scotch. 25 00:01:01,443 --> 00:01:03,526 We're here because these ranting buffoons 26 00:01:03,578 --> 00:01:05,495 think they can solve our problems. 27 00:01:05,530 --> 00:01:06,612 One of her better introductions. 28 00:01:06,698 --> 00:01:09,565 Real talk? The espionage climate has changed. 29 00:01:09,617 --> 00:01:11,534 Your old spy model just doesn't work. 30 00:01:11,586 --> 00:01:13,402 - Hello, dinosaur? - Meet asteroid. 31 00:01:13,455 --> 00:01:14,570 But that's where we come in. 32 00:01:14,622 --> 00:01:16,456 - Hello, dinosaur? - Meet marketing. 33 00:01:16,541 --> 00:01:18,591 [gasps] are they turning us into a dinosaur? 34 00:01:18,676 --> 00:01:21,377 Honestly, I don't know, but I'm lovin' it. 35 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,346 Simple version: We can synthesize 36 00:01:23,381 --> 00:01:24,547 your messaging to encourage... 37 00:01:24,599 --> 00:01:27,383 Both: Multitier client sourcing. 38 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:29,602 - [gasps] - wow, did that just happen? 39 00:01:29,687 --> 00:01:31,304 - That was the simple version? - Wait. 40 00:01:31,389 --> 00:01:32,666 Does this mean we're shooting people again? 41 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:34,557 Maybe. If we had bullets. 42 00:01:34,609 --> 00:01:36,692 - We sold the bullets? - Yeah, we're boned. 43 00:01:36,728 --> 00:01:38,444 No, we're not. 44 00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:40,563 Yes, the government denied our heroism 45 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:42,398 and withheld payment. 46 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,484 And yes, contracts have been drying up, 47 00:01:44,569 --> 00:01:48,437 but I know better things are right around the... 48 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:50,490 [lights crackling] 49 00:01:50,575 --> 00:01:51,657 Around the 50 00:01:51,743 --> 00:01:54,410 [power whirs down] damn it! 51 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:58,464 Around the what? 52 00:01:58,550 --> 00:02:00,550 Ass? 53 00:02:00,585 --> 00:02:03,553 [main title theme] 54 00:02:03,588 --> 00:02:09,588 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:37,488 --> 00:02:40,139 your entire process is outdated dirt. 56 00:02:40,225 --> 00:02:41,425 But dirt with potential. 57 00:02:41,476 --> 00:02:43,259 A nutrient-rich loam. 58 00:02:43,311 --> 00:02:44,343 Is there life on mars? 59 00:02:44,429 --> 00:02:46,395 - Both: Definitely. - Oh-ho, man. 60 00:02:46,431 --> 00:02:48,347 You keep doing this fun marketing banter 61 00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:51,133 and I'm gonna need to sit on a sandbag. 62 00:02:51,186 --> 00:02:52,335 You need to get out of the dark ages 63 00:02:52,403 --> 00:02:54,270 of the espionage industry. 64 00:02:54,339 --> 00:02:57,106 I mean, do you even use global spy wire? 65 00:02:58,359 --> 00:03:00,359 Exactly how many beats of silence 66 00:03:00,445 --> 00:03:01,360 are you shooting for? 67 00:03:01,446 --> 00:03:03,312 You're not on gsw? 68 00:03:03,364 --> 00:03:06,449 It's only the online marketplace for spy jobs. 69 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:08,251 Like the classifieds? 70 00:03:08,286 --> 00:03:10,319 - [laughter] - extra! Extra! 71 00:03:10,371 --> 00:03:13,122 Spy master uses outdated media! 72 00:03:13,174 --> 00:03:16,158 Aw, jeez, don't raise the prices, mr. Pulitzer. 73 00:03:16,211 --> 00:03:17,293 Both: "newsies"! 74 00:03:17,345 --> 00:03:19,428 My god, this is what it's come to. 75 00:03:19,464 --> 00:03:21,464 Hocking my paintings for rent money 76 00:03:21,516 --> 00:03:23,349 and taking business advice 77 00:03:23,434 --> 00:03:25,434 from theater school flunkies. 78 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:27,186 I was economics. 79 00:03:27,272 --> 00:03:28,387 Folklore and mythology. 80 00:03:28,473 --> 00:03:30,339 Why would we use want ads? 81 00:03:30,391 --> 00:03:32,174 Our phone is ringing off the hook. 82 00:03:32,227 --> 00:03:33,359 Well, actually, 83 00:03:33,444 --> 00:03:35,361 it has been pretty quiet lately. 84 00:03:35,446 --> 00:03:37,179 Okay, real talk? 85 00:03:37,232 --> 00:03:38,197 The phone is broken. 86 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:40,349 - Since when? - A few months ago. 87 00:03:40,418 --> 00:03:42,318 I don't know. I'd call someone to fix it, 88 00:03:42,387 --> 00:03:43,419 but, you know. 89 00:03:43,454 --> 00:03:45,504 This is why you need cloudbeam. 90 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:47,173 To buy us a new phone? 91 00:03:47,258 --> 00:03:49,208 To help you, the little guy, 92 00:03:49,294 --> 00:03:51,510 compete with the big spy conglomerates like iia. 93 00:03:51,596 --> 00:03:53,329 Iia, pfft. 94 00:03:53,381 --> 00:03:54,463 Soulless vultures. 95 00:03:54,515 --> 00:03:56,132 Nice uniforms, though. 96 00:03:56,184 --> 00:03:57,384 I heard they bought odin, 97 00:03:57,435 --> 00:03:59,352 fired everyone, then made them reapply 98 00:03:59,437 --> 00:04:01,370 for their own jobs at half pay. 99 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:02,471 That's bullshit. 100 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:04,473 You can't just fire someone for no reason. 101 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:06,225 It would have happened to me by now. 102 00:04:06,311 --> 00:04:08,322 What's next? Do you fire someone for breaking a phone 103 00:04:08,346 --> 00:04:10,396 when she was smashing a ladybug over and over? 104 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:11,514 Uh, okay, look. 105 00:04:11,566 --> 00:04:13,149 Maybe these guys have a point. 106 00:04:13,184 --> 00:04:14,350 About us being dirt? 107 00:04:14,402 --> 00:04:16,269 About us needing help to compete. 108 00:04:16,354 --> 00:04:17,486 My reputation as the world's greatest spy 109 00:04:17,522 --> 00:04:19,221 only goes so far. 110 00:04:19,274 --> 00:04:22,191 Especially since that's a pre-coma reputation. 111 00:04:22,243 --> 00:04:24,193 - Said pre-nut-tap cyril. - What? 112 00:04:24,245 --> 00:04:25,244 Aaaaah! 113 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:26,395 Uh, sorry I'm late. 114 00:04:26,447 --> 00:04:28,447 Robert and I got into another huge fight about... 115 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:29,565 About whether or not we'd care? 116 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,334 Ugh, actually, sort of. 117 00:04:31,369 --> 00:04:32,368 It all started when... 118 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:33,620 Wanted ads? 119 00:04:33,671 --> 00:04:35,404 Is that all you've got? 120 00:04:35,456 --> 00:04:37,340 [laughs] hardly. 121 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,541 You also need a strong brand, 122 00:04:38,593 --> 00:04:40,426 and that starts with a good name. 123 00:04:40,511 --> 00:04:42,295 Think of something people already love. 124 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:44,547 Then spice it up with a spy angle. 125 00:04:44,599 --> 00:04:46,382 Ooh! Anal bullets! 126 00:04:46,434 --> 00:04:49,418 And that feels like a good place to stop. 127 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:50,553 Thank you for your interest, 128 00:04:50,605 --> 00:04:53,439 but we simply don't need cloudbeam. 129 00:04:53,524 --> 00:04:55,358 Fair enough, but I have a feeling 130 00:04:55,393 --> 00:04:57,443 we'll be hearing from you soon. 131 00:04:57,528 --> 00:04:59,362 Yeah, hearing you scream our names 132 00:04:59,397 --> 00:05:00,479 from the rooftops. 133 00:05:00,565 --> 00:05:04,567 Both: "kaya, alton, save us! Save us!" 134 00:05:04,619 --> 00:05:06,535 [laughter] 135 00:05:06,571 --> 00:05:08,537 Anybody else got an eerie feeling 136 00:05:08,606 --> 00:05:10,339 they might be right? 137 00:05:10,408 --> 00:05:12,208 Nonsense, there's nothing they said 138 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:14,210 that we can't do ourselves. 139 00:05:14,262 --> 00:05:17,430 Pam, cheryl, you two are our new marketing team. 140 00:05:17,515 --> 00:05:19,515 - Brand us. - [gasps] I'll get my tools. 141 00:05:19,584 --> 00:05:21,450 I think she means with a name, cowboy. 142 00:05:21,519 --> 00:05:22,585 We'll give her options. 143 00:05:22,653 --> 00:05:24,553 As for new jobs, we'll start 144 00:05:24,622 --> 00:05:26,589 with small missions on gsw, 145 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:29,358 get a good rating, and slowly... 146 00:05:29,427 --> 00:05:30,671 Sign up for the most lucrative job 147 00:05:30,695 --> 00:05:33,262 on global spy wire, boom. 148 00:05:33,331 --> 00:05:34,597 "Rival bounty situation. 149 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:36,399 "Cash on delivery of the package. 150 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:37,466 Multiple bidders." 151 00:05:37,535 --> 00:05:39,268 What? No money up front? 152 00:05:39,337 --> 00:05:40,537 But big money in back. 153 00:05:40,571 --> 00:05:43,356 We'll be drinking non-swill from non-plastic in no time. 154 00:05:43,441 --> 00:05:44,357 Idiot! 155 00:05:44,442 --> 00:05:46,275 Do you realize how competitive 156 00:05:46,327 --> 00:05:47,410 this contract will be? 157 00:05:47,445 --> 00:05:48,672 Now that I'm involved? Very. 158 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,479 We can't afford this mission. 159 00:05:50,531 --> 00:05:51,647 We can barely afford the flight. 160 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,416 And your testicles can't afford 161 00:05:53,451 --> 00:05:54,583 another cane tap. 162 00:05:54,619 --> 00:05:56,335 - Ah! - Ugh, let's do it. 163 00:05:56,421 --> 00:05:57,486 After the morning I've had with robert, 164 00:05:57,538 --> 00:05:58,504 I'd go anywhere. 165 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:00,322 Preferably somewhere with... 166 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:02,341 Archer: A giant heap of rat shit. 167 00:06:02,427 --> 00:06:03,509 Seriously, cyril? 168 00:06:03,594 --> 00:06:05,494 Oh, wait, there's also a pile of rat shit 169 00:06:05,546 --> 00:06:07,430 under here, which means we're looking at 170 00:06:07,465 --> 00:06:09,265 a men's room/women's room situation. 171 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:10,577 This was the nicest place we could afford. 172 00:06:10,601 --> 00:06:12,334 I'm trying to save our funds. 173 00:06:12,387 --> 00:06:15,337 Not an issue because I spent all the funds on trânt. 174 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:17,440 - Who the hell is trânt? - You mean what is trânt. 175 00:06:17,475 --> 00:06:19,608 It's moldovan folk wrestling, and it's fantastic. 176 00:06:19,644 --> 00:06:21,394 You lost all our money gambling 177 00:06:21,479 --> 00:06:22,679 on regional martial arts? 178 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,447 No, my guys won, 179 00:06:24,482 --> 00:06:25,531 but then I had to buy drinks. 180 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:27,616 - It'll be fine. - Here are the briefing papers. 181 00:06:27,652 --> 00:06:29,535 Double-sided? How poor are we? 182 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,353 You just spent all of our money. 183 00:06:31,406 --> 00:06:33,572 Yeah, on memories that will last a lifetime. 184 00:06:33,658 --> 00:06:35,658 Two days ago, mercenaries kidnapped this man, 185 00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:37,460 known as the professor. 186 00:06:37,495 --> 00:06:40,413 And that thing is a prototype for an ionic fusion device. 187 00:06:40,498 --> 00:06:42,364 - Ionic fusion device? - What is that? 188 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:44,533 An expensive macguffin in a life full of them. 189 00:06:44,585 --> 00:06:46,502 According to our sources, 190 00:06:46,554 --> 00:06:48,532 he's being moved out of the country in a few hours 191 00:06:48,556 --> 00:06:49,756 on this highway. 192 00:06:49,807 --> 00:06:51,707 We worked all of our contacts to get this tip, 193 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:54,477 so our only advantage is this one piece of information 194 00:06:54,512 --> 00:06:56,429 that none of the big agencies have. 195 00:06:56,514 --> 00:06:59,515 Greetings, and welcome to moldova. 196 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:01,317 Finally, the concierge. 197 00:07:01,352 --> 00:07:02,401 We'd like a free bottle of scotch 198 00:07:02,487 --> 00:07:03,652 and directions to a hall of trânt 199 00:07:03,688 --> 00:07:05,387 that takes bets on credit. 200 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,556 And a room with less rat feces? 201 00:07:07,608 --> 00:07:08,607 Forgive me for intruding. 202 00:07:08,693 --> 00:07:11,360 My name is fabian kingsworth. 203 00:07:11,412 --> 00:07:13,362 I am head of iia. 204 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:14,725 - Well, well, well. - The competition. 205 00:07:14,749 --> 00:07:17,533 - [laughs] - I guess your tiny agency 206 00:07:17,585 --> 00:07:19,585 is competition for iia 207 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:22,421 the way coffee is competition for cocaine. 208 00:07:22,507 --> 00:07:23,672 Yeah, I mean, sure. 209 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:24,707 I mean, what do you want? 210 00:07:24,759 --> 00:07:26,408 We're sort of mid-mission here. 211 00:07:26,461 --> 00:07:27,576 I just wanted to stop by 212 00:07:27,628 --> 00:07:30,463 to get a chance to meet the sterling archer. 213 00:07:30,548 --> 00:07:32,681 I was delighted to learn you were not dead 214 00:07:32,717 --> 00:07:35,634 but, rather, alive as a mere shadow of your former self. 215 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,603 Well, looks like you're chasing shadows, 216 00:07:37,688 --> 00:07:39,421 since we got here first. 217 00:07:39,474 --> 00:07:40,689 First? [Laughs] 218 00:07:40,725 --> 00:07:43,559 We set up our command center weeks ago. 219 00:07:43,611 --> 00:07:46,445 And of course, our satellites are always overhead. 220 00:07:46,531 --> 00:07:48,481 Which works slightly better 221 00:07:48,566 --> 00:07:49,732 than a guy on a roof with binoculars. 222 00:07:49,784 --> 00:07:51,650 Oh, yeah? Well, we have... 223 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:52,701 A guy on a roof? 224 00:07:52,737 --> 00:07:55,571 No. Something way better than that. 225 00:07:55,623 --> 00:07:56,705 [thunder booming] 226 00:07:56,741 --> 00:07:59,375 Cold-ass pouring rain. 227 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:00,659 Cheap-ass binoculars. 228 00:08:00,745 --> 00:08:02,578 [electricity sparking] 229 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:04,446 That. 230 00:08:04,499 --> 00:08:06,665 - [laughs] - I'm rooting for you, archer. 231 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:08,751 Like when you see a beetle on its back, 232 00:08:08,803 --> 00:08:10,636 legs kicking and flailing, 233 00:08:10,721 --> 00:08:12,638 not knowing that he's already dead 234 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:16,509 as the shadow of a giant elegant bird falls over him. 235 00:08:16,594 --> 00:08:18,511 I am that bird. 236 00:08:18,596 --> 00:08:20,429 At which point, the beetle hops up 237 00:08:20,481 --> 00:08:21,463 and eats the bird! 238 00:08:21,516 --> 00:08:22,565 Ah! 239 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,767 - [sighs] - why build on his metaphor? 240 00:08:24,819 --> 00:08:27,520 And what beetle eats birds? 241 00:08:27,605 --> 00:08:29,738 Jesus, your forearms are like bowling pins. 242 00:08:29,774 --> 00:08:31,473 - Yes, well, uh... - [clears throat] 243 00:08:31,526 --> 00:08:32,608 I should get going. 244 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:33,809 I'm sorry. 245 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:37,780 It's emotional meeting someone I used to look up to. 246 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:41,617 There is no way we're losing to that asshole. 247 00:08:41,669 --> 00:08:42,701 Starting now, we stay one... 248 00:08:42,787 --> 00:08:44,537 No, make it two steps ahead of him. 249 00:08:44,622 --> 00:08:46,705 - Cyril, note that. - I'm not mission secretary. 250 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:48,757 - Then what are you? - Hey, two step, 251 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,659 fabian planted a bug on your shoulder. 252 00:08:50,711 --> 00:08:51,794 Damn it! 253 00:08:51,846 --> 00:08:53,512 Oh! 254 00:08:53,598 --> 00:08:55,714 Why won't this break when you... 255 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,499 Just gonna save us some time. 256 00:08:57,552 --> 00:08:58,779 Okay, new plan: We follow kingsworth 257 00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:00,502 and sabotage him and his team 258 00:09:00,555 --> 00:09:01,687 in a super humiliating way. 259 00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:03,522 Archer, we are not risking this mission 260 00:09:03,608 --> 00:09:04,690 and our lives so you can beat 261 00:09:04,775 --> 00:09:06,475 a better version of yourself. 262 00:09:06,527 --> 00:09:08,527 - He is not better. - He said he looked up to me. 263 00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:10,396 Actually, he said he used to. 264 00:09:10,481 --> 00:09:11,614 I know what he said! 265 00:09:11,649 --> 00:09:12,731 - Y'all! - I just saw a caravan of... 266 00:09:12,817 --> 00:09:14,533 Both: Iia vehicles. We know. 267 00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:16,518 Well, nice to know my pneumonia 268 00:09:16,571 --> 00:09:18,454 and near electrocution was worth it. 269 00:09:18,489 --> 00:09:19,572 Shut up. Here's the plan. 270 00:09:19,657 --> 00:09:20,789 Ray, find their command center. 271 00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:22,691 - Way ahead of you. - They got a jillion cars 272 00:09:22,743 --> 00:09:24,710 over at the moldovan bloom hotel. 273 00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:26,695 Okay, lana and I will follow iia. 274 00:09:26,747 --> 00:09:28,464 You two stay back here and pretend 275 00:09:28,499 --> 00:09:30,499 that I'm still with you so the bug hears it. 276 00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:31,812 And just how are we gonna do that? 277 00:09:31,836 --> 00:09:34,503 Just pretend we're talking and do an impression of me. 278 00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:35,816 What, like, "my name's archer." 279 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,873 "I'm an egomaniac who endangers every mission 280 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,476 "with my self-serving narcissism. 281 00:09:40,528 --> 00:09:43,529 Also, I'm inebriated almost 24 hours a day." 282 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:45,514 Ha! That was pretty good, actually. 283 00:09:45,566 --> 00:09:47,650 Lose the "almost" and then take it again. 284 00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:52,332 We're just as good as cloudbeam. 285 00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:55,074 So espionage names, espionage names... 286 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,992 Oh, I got it. 287 00:09:57,028 --> 00:09:58,360 S.P. Nosh. 288 00:09:58,412 --> 00:10:00,162 Sure, if you're planning on opening 289 00:10:00,197 --> 00:10:02,164 a spy-themed delicatessen. 290 00:10:02,199 --> 00:10:03,248 Hmm. 291 00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:07,036 What would kaya and alton do? 292 00:10:07,104 --> 00:10:09,038 "Hey, everything here is old as dirt!" 293 00:10:09,106 --> 00:10:11,040 - "Dirt with potential!" - "edible dirt!" 294 00:10:11,108 --> 00:10:12,369 "loud words and fake laughter!" 295 00:10:12,393 --> 00:10:16,061 [laughter] 296 00:10:16,147 --> 00:10:18,397 So break for lunch? 297 00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:23,152 Lana: Ugh, I can't believe I'm asking you this. 298 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,270 - Oh, god. - Look, lana, I'm flattered. 299 00:10:25,356 --> 00:10:26,405 So just make it quick. [zipper unzips] 300 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:28,273 What? I am not asking to blow you. 301 00:10:28,359 --> 00:10:29,391 Then open with that. 302 00:10:29,443 --> 00:10:31,410 God, this is already hard enough. 303 00:10:31,495 --> 00:10:34,062 - Phrasing. - Ugh, forget it. 304 00:10:34,115 --> 00:10:35,164 No, sorry, go ahead. 305 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,366 You can't believe you're asking this, but... 306 00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:41,120 But when you live with someone who annoys you, 307 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,122 how do you address it without causing conflict? 308 00:10:43,174 --> 00:10:44,256 Hmm, have you tried making them 309 00:10:44,342 --> 00:10:45,374 eat a bowl of spiderwebs? 310 00:10:45,426 --> 00:10:47,292 [cell phone buzzing] what do you want, pam? 311 00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:50,295 No, there's already a company called spies with thighs. 312 00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:51,380 They're pis. 313 00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,132 They're good guys. 314 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,250 How may I help you? 315 00:10:55,302 --> 00:10:57,186 Yes, my name is chet manley, 316 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,138 and my wife, betty, right here 317 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,390 just found a severed thumb in our bidet. 318 00:11:01,442 --> 00:11:03,108 Can we please see a manager? 319 00:11:03,194 --> 00:11:05,310 Oh, my! Yes, just one moment. 320 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,313 There, a block of suites for iia. 321 00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:09,599 20th floor. 322 00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:12,234 - [clears throat] - what? 323 00:11:12,286 --> 00:11:14,286 I want to talk to the manager about that thumb. 324 00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:16,238 Might get a free drink ticket out of it. 325 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,075 Our target will cross route 90 326 00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:21,377 at 1400 hours. 327 00:11:21,412 --> 00:11:23,245 Per usual, if you're late, 328 00:11:23,297 --> 00:11:24,380 the minutes will be taken out of your 329 00:11:24,415 --> 00:11:26,081 paid family leave time. 330 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,166 [people groan] 331 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,167 And a reminder: 332 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,285 Bullet rationing is still in effect. 333 00:11:30,337 --> 00:11:33,172 That's $5 per bullet that misses the target. 334 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,339 I'm looking at you, andy. 335 00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:36,475 Bullet penalties? Ha! Suckers. 336 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,127 Well, at least they can afford bullets. 337 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:42,314 [speaking moldovan] 338 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:46,351 [speaking moldovan, laughs] 339 00:11:46,437 --> 00:11:48,187 Once en route, there's no exit 340 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,438 for 80 kilometers. 341 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,306 All right? We head out in ten. 342 00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:53,158 Ten? We gotta go if we're gonna... 343 00:11:53,244 --> 00:11:55,444 Do the insanely stupid thing of sabotaging iia 344 00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,312 instead of just beating them to the punch? 345 00:11:57,364 --> 00:11:59,248 You know what else seemed insanely stupid? 346 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,316 - Betting on folk wrestling. - Sure was. 347 00:12:01,368 --> 00:12:03,285 But I had a great time, lana. 348 00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:04,369 Congrats on the wedding. 349 00:12:04,455 --> 00:12:05,421 Hope it works out better for you 350 00:12:05,456 --> 00:12:07,456 than it did for lana here. 351 00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:09,458 Whoa, boerl and kroff? 352 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,427 Now I see why you couldn't afford a suite. 353 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,497 Ray: Well, archer, you're in charge. 354 00:12:15,549 --> 00:12:17,165 What's our next move? 355 00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:18,350 Cyril: The plan is, we stay here 356 00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:20,385 and wait for instructions, dipshit. 357 00:12:20,471 --> 00:12:21,437 [laughter] 358 00:12:21,472 --> 00:12:23,305 [clears throat] uh, hey, guys. 359 00:12:23,357 --> 00:12:25,474 Uh, should we order some room service? 360 00:12:25,526 --> 00:12:27,476 Ugh, god forbid you skip a meal 361 00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,478 and your breasts shrink to a b-cup. 362 00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:31,480 [snickers] 363 00:12:34,485 --> 00:12:36,485 God, sometimes I think my entire life 364 00:12:36,537 --> 00:12:38,370 is just sneaking around. 365 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,489 Do you ever wonder if you, ugh, I don't know, 366 00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,190 made the wrong choice? 367 00:12:42,243 --> 00:12:43,242 Like how I should've brought ray with me 368 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,493 instead of you? Constantly. 369 00:12:44,545 --> 00:12:46,462 I mean in a relationship. 370 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:48,297 I wouldn't call this a relationship. 371 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,249 Not with you! With robert. 372 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,384 Oh, yeah, that seems terrible. 373 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,369 - But is it? - I mean, I do love him. 374 00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:57,172 But other times, I'm just like, ugh. 375 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:59,207 Yeah, like during old man sex? 376 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,375 How's it work if you both just lie there? 377 00:13:00,427 --> 00:13:02,344 Lana: Shh! Guards. 378 00:13:02,396 --> 00:13:04,546 Archer: No, employees. 379 00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:07,432 Hey, dickheads, I'm gonna steal that humvee. 380 00:13:07,518 --> 00:13:08,517 You better shoot me. 381 00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:11,186 [gunfire] 382 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:13,438 Oof, 20 bullets and none in my body? 383 00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:15,324 What is that, 100 bucks? 384 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,360 [gunfire] 385 00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,246 Ha-ha! 200 bucks. 386 00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:23,282 You're basically working for... Aah! 387 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,233 Okay, 195. 388 00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:28,337 [exciting music] 389 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,588 ♪ ♪ 390 00:13:29,673 --> 00:13:31,256 [air hissing] 391 00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,569 Okay, we'll disable their vehicles, 392 00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:34,259 then go pick up the others. 393 00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:35,545 With our new helicopter. 394 00:13:37,548 --> 00:13:39,381 Archer, you can't fly a helicopter. 395 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:41,216 Being in a coma didn't make me less 396 00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:42,384 of a helicopter pilot, lana. 397 00:13:42,436 --> 00:13:44,303 You never knew how to fly a helicopter! 398 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,437 Well, then we're both right. 399 00:13:45,523 --> 00:13:47,306 - I'm not getting in that. - Great. 400 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,441 Grab us a humvee and I'll race you to the hotel. 401 00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,442 Whoo-hoo! 402 00:13:50,528 --> 00:13:52,528 Oh! Oh, shit. Oh, god. 403 00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:55,230 Ah-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! 404 00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:57,399 Sorry. Not a political statement. 405 00:13:57,451 --> 00:13:59,318 Just an accident. 406 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,286 Well, maybe you'd have a better job 407 00:14:01,372 --> 00:14:03,205 if you didn't have such a debilitating 408 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,373 confidence issue. 409 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,408 And what about you, ray, you dipshit? 410 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,605 You live in a studio apartment filled with mid-century 411 00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:11,380 craftsman doghouses and no dog. 412 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,548 A: They're queen anne's. 413 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,383 B: Dogs would ruin them. 414 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,585 And c: I'll kill you! 415 00:14:20,641 --> 00:14:22,457 Cyril: What the hell is this? 416 00:14:22,509 --> 00:14:23,592 A helicopter? 417 00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:25,260 Get in! 418 00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,428 Yeah, I'm good on the ground. 419 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,464 - That's an option? - I'm also good on the ground. 420 00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:32,401 Archer: Helicopter! 421 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,469 [tires screeching] 422 00:14:34,521 --> 00:14:36,655 Iia has armored humvees? 423 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,358 Ooh. Ooooh. 424 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,476 Yep. Butt warmers. 425 00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:43,495 Both: We should look into iia. 426 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,332 [crow caws] 427 00:14:47,418 --> 00:14:48,367 Archer: That's it, sheila. 428 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,668 Nice and easy. 429 00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:51,420 You named the helicopter sheila? 430 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,255 No, the stick is sheila. 431 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:56,425 The helicopter is dr. Whirlington spinblade. 432 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,326 Okay, I have a visual on the target. 433 00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,628 Semitruck, dead ahead. 434 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,629 You see that, lana? 435 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,497 Step one: Take out iia. 436 00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,383 Step two: Get the scientists. 437 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,550 Step three: Profit. 438 00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:07,603 And a haircut. It's been, like, two weeks. 439 00:15:07,638 --> 00:15:10,389 Lana: Congrats. You accidentally didn't fail. 440 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,441 And got a free helicopter. 441 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,644 Um, how sure are you that you finished step one? 442 00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:18,647 [dramatic music] 443 00:15:18,699 --> 00:15:22,284 ♪ ♪ 444 00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,568 [guns cocking] 445 00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:24,686 Pretty sure. 446 00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:26,455 Ah! 447 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,491 [gunfire] 448 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,695 U're some rich, 449 00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:35,141 fancy-pants company who needs professional spy shit done. 450 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:37,165 Do you want to want the cold, hard tile feel 451 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:40,085 of a big conglomerate like iia? 452 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,921 Ha-ha! I'd rather kill myself and take you with me. 453 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:44,923 Or do you want a boutique agency 454 00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:46,925 that offers a warm, personal touch? 455 00:15:47,011 --> 00:15:48,927 Like a stranger's hand on your side butt 456 00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:50,045 in an airport shuttle. 457 00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:52,047 When you need spies, you need... 458 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:53,949 Both: Slugs-n-jugs! 459 00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:56,068 Pew, pew, pew. 460 00:15:56,153 --> 00:15:57,853 [sighs] 461 00:15:57,905 --> 00:15:58,987 I told you we should've gone with 462 00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:01,073 the back and spyin' center. 463 00:16:01,158 --> 00:16:02,891 That's why I think our company 464 00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:05,077 would make a great investment for... 465 00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:08,063 Oh, you can't do this to me, maurice. 466 00:16:08,115 --> 00:16:10,916 You just can't. I... 467 00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:12,034 Hello? [Line beeps] 468 00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:14,069 Damn it! 469 00:16:14,121 --> 00:16:16,922 Think, malory. Think. 470 00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,875 No, not that. Think harder. 471 00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:20,959 [sighs] 472 00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,928 Fine. 473 00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:25,931 [phone beeps, line rings] 474 00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,933 [gunfire] 475 00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:29,968 [dramatic music] 476 00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:32,104 - Can you not? - I'm still learning here. 477 00:16:32,189 --> 00:16:38,026 ♪ ♪ 478 00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:40,112 ray: Dukes! 479 00:16:41,815 --> 00:16:43,126 Butt warmers and bulletproof windows? 480 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,350 I mean... 481 00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:47,035 Archer: Jesus, they sprung for tracers? 482 00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:48,103 That's good prep. 483 00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:50,122 I almost feel bad about my inevitable triumph. 484 00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:52,107 Triumph? I've been shot twice. 485 00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,970 Lana: Archer, you want to help me down here, 486 00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:56,211 or you just gonna watch me get rammed from behind? 487 00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:57,913 That one was intentional, right? 488 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,214 - Lana: Archer! - I'm coming. 489 00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:02,968 Also intentional. 490 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:04,052 [cell phone buzzes] 491 00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:05,120 What? Pam: Hey, lana. 492 00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:07,222 What about spies and dolls? 493 00:17:07,257 --> 00:17:09,057 Well, what does the doll part mean? 494 00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:10,976 Cheryl: Maybe we leave behind a creepy doll 495 00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:12,227 on every mission. 496 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,062 Pam: You know what? We'll call you back. 497 00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:15,180 Cyril: What are you doing? 498 00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:17,099 Archer: What does it look like, cyril? 499 00:17:17,151 --> 00:17:18,150 I'm using the helicopter blades 500 00:17:18,235 --> 00:17:20,068 to slice open the top of the truck. 501 00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:22,104 Helicopter! 502 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,991 Uh-oh. Apparently helicopters don't like it when you do that. 503 00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:29,144 Keep it together, dr. Spinblade. 504 00:17:29,196 --> 00:17:31,079 Ah, damn it, I'm stuck. 505 00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:33,949 I'm not leaving without you, cyril. 506 00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:37,035 Ha, I need something soft to land on. 507 00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:39,037 [both scream and grunt] 508 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:40,038 [explosion] 509 00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:42,207 Ah, god damn it, cyril. 510 00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:44,960 What good is your pillowy beef-suit of a torso 511 00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:46,962 if you don't position yourself under me? 512 00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:49,047 [gunfire] 513 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,967 Hey, I see that scientist guy down there with the thingy 514 00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:53,268 and three... check that, 515 00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:55,053 one alive kidnapper. 516 00:17:55,139 --> 00:17:57,005 [gunfire] 517 00:17:57,057 --> 00:17:58,190 Damn it, I'm out. 518 00:17:58,275 --> 00:17:59,941 Oh, wait, no, I'm not. 519 00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:02,027 Man, iia's got good taste in guns. 520 00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:03,145 Fabian: You got that right. 521 00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:04,946 What? Who the hell is that? 522 00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:06,209 Fabian: The guy who wants to offer you a way out 523 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,983 of your terrible job. 524 00:18:08,035 --> 00:18:09,184 How'd you get in my earpiece? 525 00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:11,181 Fabian: Do you guys seriously not have satellite? 526 00:18:11,205 --> 00:18:12,954 Ray: Satellite? 527 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,290 The microwave in our break room has a rotary dial. 528 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:18,326 - Silly rabbit. - Warlock six, engage! 529 00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:25,000 - Jesus. - Ray, shoot out the tires. 530 00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:27,252 [gunfire] 531 00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:30,255 ♪ ♪ 532 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,090 god damn it, pam. 533 00:18:32,176 --> 00:18:33,403 Hey, shit for brains, I'm busy. 534 00:18:33,427 --> 00:18:35,177 Leave me the hell alone. 535 00:18:38,065 --> 00:18:39,214 I just... 536 00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,216 I love you too. 537 00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:42,317 Ah! 538 00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:44,069 Krieger, you idiot. 539 00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:46,387 Why didn't you build a cane with the jaws of life? 540 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,223 [electronic beeping and whirring] 541 00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,275 Ha! Look at that. 542 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,077 Cyril, climb into the cab of the truck, 543 00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:54,162 overtake the driver, and get behind the wheel. 544 00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:55,230 Are you kidding me? 545 00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:57,065 How the hell do you want me to do that? 546 00:18:57,117 --> 00:18:59,201 Squeeze your fat ass into the cab of that truck 547 00:18:59,253 --> 00:19:01,203 like there's a free box of twinkies in there. 548 00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:04,072 [grunts] 549 00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:06,074 Not so fast, punk. 550 00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,209 Oh, shit. Oh, god. 551 00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:09,044 Hang on, I thought I turned these off. 552 00:19:09,096 --> 00:19:10,095 - Man: Ah! - [yelps] 553 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:11,179 - sorry. - Please don't hurt me. 554 00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:12,297 - Hurt you? - I'm here to rescue you. 555 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:14,015 [man groaning painfully] 556 00:19:14,051 --> 00:19:16,134 Uh, ignore that ripped-apart guy. 557 00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:20,055 [grunting] 558 00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:21,256 I'm in! We did it! 559 00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:23,024 We won! 560 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,226 Um... 561 00:19:24,278 --> 00:19:26,027 Lana, looks like we're coming up 562 00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:27,290 on a checkpoint with a blockade. 563 00:19:27,314 --> 00:19:29,030 Know anything about that? 564 00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:31,099 That is the border of moldova and transnistria. 565 00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:32,267 Did you not read the briefing? 566 00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:34,347 Archer: Who reads the back of a two-sided briefing? 567 00:19:34,371 --> 00:19:36,271 What the hell is transnistri, lana? 568 00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:39,124 It's a tiny breakaway country from moldova 569 00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:41,293 that is literally one side of the river. 570 00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:43,111 Lovely people. 571 00:19:43,163 --> 00:19:44,129 Cyril: Here's a fun twist. 572 00:19:44,214 --> 00:19:46,081 My brakes don't work. 573 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,165 That was me. 574 00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:49,134 I scrambled the electronic braking system. 575 00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:51,286 I'll just grab the prototype and skedaddle. 576 00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:52,453 [shouts] 577 00:19:52,506 --> 00:19:54,222 Ope! I say. 578 00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:55,458 Poor archer. 579 00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:57,225 So diminished. 580 00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:58,393 He wouldn't make it through the first round 581 00:19:58,428 --> 00:20:00,461 of screening at iia. 582 00:20:00,514 --> 00:20:03,398 Don't try to convince me to join iia 583 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,317 by playing mind games, fabian. 584 00:20:05,402 --> 00:20:07,402 You? Join the iia? 585 00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:10,188 At what feels like a quarter of your former strength? 586 00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:12,190 How's this for a quarter strength? 587 00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:13,491 Yes, with the cane. 588 00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:15,160 But without it... 589 00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:17,245 - Whoa, oh! - [grunts] 590 00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:21,166 Oh! [Glass shatters] 591 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:23,418 looks like I'll be taking this after all. 592 00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:26,254 Good effort, archer. 593 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,256 Fabian! 594 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,186 God damn it, he's getting away with the prototype. 595 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,159 Shit. 596 00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:32,438 We've got bigger problems, lana. 597 00:20:32,462 --> 00:20:34,212 He broke my cane. 598 00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,242 And I was still learning about its new features. 599 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:37,493 Cyril: Um, guys? [chuckles nervously] 600 00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:39,167 Still no brakes up here. 601 00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:40,352 If I may interject... 602 00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:42,332 Iana: God, you just had to prove that you were 603 00:20:42,356 --> 00:20:44,584 better than fabian, which you most obviously are not. 604 00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:46,474 - It's not obvious to me. - Cyril: Guys? 605 00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:48,476 If I may, that prototype is useless without 606 00:20:48,528 --> 00:20:51,279 the uranium glass gamma lens I have in my pocket. 607 00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:54,482 Plus, all the necessary information is in my brain. 608 00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:56,284 Ha, hear that, lana? 609 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,370 See? There is one piece of good news in all... 610 00:20:58,455 --> 00:21:01,522 Jesus christ, cyril, look out! 611 00:21:01,575 --> 00:21:04,492 [glass shatters] 612 00:21:04,544 --> 00:21:07,495 [monitor beeping steadily] 613 00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:13,468 He needed me, and I let him down. 614 00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:16,421 He's strong. He'll make it. 615 00:21:16,506 --> 00:21:18,206 Oh-ho, boy. 616 00:21:18,258 --> 00:21:19,507 Not this coma shit again. 617 00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:21,509 Yeah, comas aren't as entertaining 618 00:21:21,561 --> 00:21:23,311 to watch as I hoped. 619 00:21:23,347 --> 00:21:24,574 Hey, you guys ever do this to me? 620 00:21:24,598 --> 00:21:26,547 [laughs] 621 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,267 Krieger: Oh, god. Pam: Better believe it. 622 00:21:28,352 --> 00:21:29,517 Lana: Oh, absolutely. [sustained beep, all gasp] 623 00:21:29,569 --> 00:21:32,387 Oh, sorry, ms. Archer sold my good life-support device. 624 00:21:32,439 --> 00:21:34,272 This one's made out of a washing machine 625 00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:36,241 and a leaf blower. 626 00:21:36,326 --> 00:21:39,411 [phone rings] 627 00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:41,396 Good morning, this is... 628 00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:43,564 The... Agency. Lana: Good enough. 629 00:21:43,617 --> 00:21:45,261 Archer: That wasn't bad. Ray: Don't hate it. 630 00:21:45,285 --> 00:21:46,234 Man: This is the client. 631 00:21:46,286 --> 00:21:47,285 I need the scientist. 632 00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:48,370 I'll give you a million. 633 00:21:48,422 --> 00:21:50,422 Well, he is in a tiny, 634 00:21:50,507 --> 00:21:52,240 little coma. 635 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:53,425 Man: Make that 200,000. 636 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:55,427 Or we defer payment 637 00:21:55,512 --> 00:21:57,262 until he wakes up, 638 00:21:57,347 --> 00:21:58,513 and at that time, 639 00:21:58,548 --> 00:22:00,548 we'll require the entire reward, 640 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,350 plus his medical expenses, 641 00:22:02,386 --> 00:22:04,269 10% for our troubles, 642 00:22:04,354 --> 00:22:07,389 and a five-star review on gsw. 643 00:22:07,441 --> 00:22:09,224 Deal? Man: Uh... 644 00:22:09,276 --> 00:22:10,476 Deal. 645 00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:12,427 Uh, aren't we still super poor? 646 00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:14,312 As it happens, the agency's purse strings 647 00:22:14,398 --> 00:22:15,480 have loosened up a bit. 648 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:19,367 I was able to find us a new financier. 649 00:22:19,403 --> 00:22:22,237 But no more unnecessary expenses. 650 00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:23,238 Wait. 651 00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:26,291 Uh, is that a new crystal tumbler? 652 00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:28,343 You're damn right. 653 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,414 Made in georgia.