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Once upon a time, in Baghdad, a
astronomer who, after nights and

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nights of calculation and insomnia, had the
confirmation of a hypothesis

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strange.

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You see my old lady, the Earth is not
the center of the universe.

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It revolves around the Sun, I don't have
no more doubt about that.

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On the other hand, I am starting to have
serious doubts about your existence, oh

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Allah. The more I advance into the infinity of
the universe, the less I see the end of

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your nose.

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How dare you doubt your creator,
miserable turbaned monkey? What is

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this voice? The voice of God.

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I want proof, I'm a
scientific.

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I want proof of everything.

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Alright.

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Since you are so skeptical and if
curious, I'll show you tomorrow and

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the others tomorrow. I will project you
a thousand years in the future.

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I sentence you to live in the land of
eternal rain.

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So don't try to seek the truth anymore
in the stars. And now look

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good this image box.

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Your exile will not be absolute, however.

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You can go home by the way
through this box.

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No, not like that.

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The privilege will only be granted to you
only condition.

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that someone finds this lamp and it
turn it back on.

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Then he can summon you, but he
will be your master and you,

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his slave.

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Wait, the lamp will go out. Who will
turn it back on? Ah, it doesn't matter anymore.

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And meanwhile there are a thousand
years, in Baghdad,

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It's your big day, Moustapha.

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Oh well, why? You weren't yesterday
evening in town? I never leave

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at home, except for my work. Canada
protect you and yours. Canada you

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protect too, friend.

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Come on ! Come on !

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Hello, my dad.

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Say, dad, is it still far away? No,
it's there.

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What time does it start ? All of
suite.

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Ah, it's time.

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Now you will shut up and
be very wise.

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I'm counting on you.

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While we wait, can we
catching butterflies with our

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happiness ? But never in life for
respect the butterflies. How we

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Make butterflies, Dad? Allah
takes a flower, slips it between the

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pages of the Koran, and when he opens it...
It's a butterfly.

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Why don't you have a hole for your mouth?
? Because an executioner has nothing to say.

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Neither do you.

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Go sit down.

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This is the king's order, my friend.

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Proceed quietly.

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Dad, what did the lady do?
?

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If you want, I will tell you
the whole story. Oh yes, what

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did you do? What does she have
done, Lord Agib? It's none of your business

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not. Order of the Grand Visi.

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Do what you must, as usual.

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Dad, please let me tell the story
lady.

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I want to know what she did.

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We still can't leave her
cry like that.

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We can't let her cry like
that, little little.

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Tell them what your price is, ma'am.
Yes.

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Do you allow me?

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Everything

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began in the palace of the good king
Sharia, the noblest of kings.

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He came across the most exquisite polens
to obtain the most beautiful roses that

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'we can imagine.

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And he offered them to the queen of whom he
was madly in love.

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It was a thousand and one days ago in this
garden right here.

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The king spent every hour he
did not devote the queen to caring for

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its flowers.

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They were so delicate that the king
let his eunuchs go

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approach.

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The king welcomed a rose every morning
and every morning the rose was more

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beautiful.

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Good day !

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At

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see you again, ladies.

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Goodbye, Peter.

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He thought of us.

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For ministers.

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He neglected his harem, yet
composed of intelligent girls and

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serious. It must be said that he was
ruler of a huge empire.

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And he had to devote
some of these precious minutes

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to his government.

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Ah! Glory to our king, caliph of
Baghdad, Commander of the Faithful.

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Glory to my excellent grand vizier,
prime minister of my excellent

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ministers. Let's move on to the agenda,
sire, if it is your pleasure.

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Come on. The revolt is brewing on the marches of
the Empire. We must raise the army, crush

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the infidel barbarians and make their
porridge.

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Good Muslims.

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What decision do you make, majesty?

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Eh ? What do you think of this poem? Oh,
my rosy-complexioned queen,

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be my rose, my rose queen.

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Is that all? Yes.

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Ah, bravo, majesty, bravo! I put my
poem in music,

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on the small papers, and you will
sing.

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One two three.

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In short, the king only thought of the queen.

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He honored him in the morning, in the afternoon, on
evening, Friday, Saturday.

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My friend, what better lover
could I dream? The

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king was suffering from the worst
depravity.

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He was monogamous, and this was not lacking
not to upset the grand vizier.

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My decision is made.

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No woman deserves to be neglected
her kingdom for her.

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Let's make them a cuckold king.

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And let them know it.

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Good, good people! Ah!

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If ! It's terrible! What,
Mr. Chief of my Guard

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? Oh ! The day before !

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Is she sick?

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Madam

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? Grace

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!

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I want

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die

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in the moment.

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Bring me my cemetery.

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The pretty one.

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With the little red handle.

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I

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suffer

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more of your betrayal than that of
queen. Ah, so I was right, sire.

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You are delivered from this love. The
want too.

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Yes, I wanted to prove to you.

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The vanity of your love, of all
loves, and I swear to you that I have no

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found no one else willing to
sacrifice.

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Sacrifice yourself? Sleep with my wife
was a sacrifice.

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Add two pounds! No, no, no!
One moment, executioner. The question is...

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Can you remove a small point?
Yes, the question is... Should you

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kill or should you not kill me?
Speak. You are still my advisor.

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Can I get up?

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THANKS. Furthermore, I said, the deceased
sovereign was, forgive me, Sire,

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a woman like any other. I am
entered his room, a little daring,

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a quick gesture, a joke and presto!
You're lying! Look at me, Sire, I have it

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held for more than an hour. Indeed. It's
why, can I, O my king, you

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give yet another piece of futile advice
last.

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Speak. You are monogamous, sure, but
no longer grant any woman the

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royal crown for more than one day.

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The one where you owned it, the
Next day, have her beheaded.

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So your great kings could say
one day I had a thousand dreams and all

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faithful. It's the only way, Your Majesty.

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You're right.

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And before Allah, I swear to follow your
enlightened advice.

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My next wife will be your gracious
daughter, Grand Vizier.

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The poor Grand Vizier is very annoyed.

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Her daughter is lazy, stupid and
spendthrift.

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Should he let her become queen? Queen
for a day?

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I am the grand vizier, I am
hardworking, conscientious, respected. From

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what would i look like if i said tomorrow
are my family's necks being cut? Good

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debate.

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Place, place, place to the grand vizier.

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Come on, go home. And why
that, dad? The guards are at war

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'equicoté, we cannot enter the
palace before next week. But

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I want to be queen right away, no!

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Look at my pretty makeup.

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I already told you to never
reveal yourself. Now go home

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house or I'll throw you out of class.

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One day, one day I will be queen and I
I'll give you a little fire.

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But what am I going to do with it?
this death? Look, look.

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We start from 2000 dinars. Yes, I know,
It's a bit much, but this woman

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worth them.

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I don't want to be a slave.

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I want to be a wife and mother.

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Or maybe queen.

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There is no lover for my pearl
rare? Three thousand.

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We say three thousand. Four thousand. Five
thousand. Six thousand.

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A million.

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Come closer, girl.

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You want to be queen.

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If you're the king, I like it better
take care of the pigs.

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What a character, eh, it is... Come
with me.

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Okay, let's close.

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Do you know who your new master is? I
warn you, I have no talent for

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housewife, I hate that.

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I don't cook or clean.

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That's the least of my worries.

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I am, hold on, the grand vizier.

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So what?

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You're going to replace my daughter. Besides,
From this moment on, you are my daughter. I t

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'adopt.

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I'm not a slave anymore, then? No
only you are no longer a slave, but this

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evening, you will be queen.

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Queen ? Is this a joke? You
you'll see.

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Where are the others? What others? He
is there no ceremony? I believed that

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we were getting married. There will be no other
ceremony.

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You will be my queen.

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So is it true? With this ring, I
marry you.

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What's your name ? I have
it feels like a dream, your majesty.

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Even if it's just a dream, too bad,
I like him.

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But why me? Aren't you the girl
of my grand vizier?

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Am I or am I not the king? So
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My name is Sheraza.

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Bye.

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But you are crazy! But finally, it makes
very bad! Oh, sorry! This is not the

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penalty of amputating.

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Are you mad at me? Should I remove
my clothes? Obviously.

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Come on, go, I forgive you.

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I'm really sorry. We are
maybe married, but we know each other

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pain.

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Well, you're going to know me.

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And this is how my night of
wedding.

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So what? It lasted all night.

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The king didn't get what he wanted.

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It's true, we don't go to bed
like that with the first comer. No but,

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I ended up falling asleep.

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Of course, I didn't know it was my
last night on earth.

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Call the grand vizier. There, yes.

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Let's get it over with.

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Do as it was intended.

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Majesty, majesty, forgive me for you
disturb you, but we have to

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cut off the head immediately.

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What ? Why, why? The sworn king
will be there. Would you like your king to be a

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king adornment?

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Deprived of his own esteem and that of
his people, would you like the anger of

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'Allah falls on his head, making
rolling his crown to the ground, making

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him a puppet, a puppet? Yes, it is
what I would like.

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But you are a wretch.

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When I think that I adopted you,
when I think that you are my daughter, I

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shame. Me, your daughter? How a
baboon such as you could it be

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my father? Oh no, but tell me I
dream.

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Let me go away.

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It doesn't relax me. Immediately, I
tells the whole story.

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No, but what story? No, but
it's there.

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If you don't let me escape,
so I'm going to tell everything to the guards who

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will tell their boss so that they
say to the king. And then your daughter,

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true, not me, will be next
die.

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You will not deceive the king twice.

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All right.

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A

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times,

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twice.

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Three times awarded for this tune
splendid Somali.

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Oh, your excellency, may it be
conducive to all your desires. Yes, it's okay,

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it's okay, it's okay.

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Listen to me, the girl you have for me
sold... Yes, you want me

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resell? But how do you know? We
gives him six, eight days every

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mornings, then... Sell it to an Indian,
better a Chinese, let him take him beyond

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of the great wall. But be careful,
don't show her face, let her stay

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hidden. Usually, I buy it again
nail.

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Ah, but it's perfect.

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So you don't say goodbye to your
father? Go, polish your nail.

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I'm going there.

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I have 9000 dinars there. A 9000, 9000
who will tell me 10,000. Yes, come on, 10

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000. So 10,500 or 10,500 maybe,
no? So 10,200?

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12,000.

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Over there, look.

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Someone raised their hand. Who is that? On
the wall, the young man who is sitting.

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What, the lousy one? Hey, you over there.

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You, yes, the lousy one there.

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Did you raise your hand? I raised my hand,
me, right? So, 12,000 to the noble

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old man.

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Once, twice, twice.

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12,500, yes, 12,500, once, twice
times.

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Buy me.

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With what? The ring.

252
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14,000 here.

253
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So, 15,000, 15,000. Come on, make an effort,
15,000.

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15,000, 15,000, 15... Once, three
times, to judge. Come on, come on, come on,

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go, go.

256
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When I see someone saving, I don't
don't ask you the question, I'm running away

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too.

258
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,680
I will run away from you for no reason, that
to be arrested for a specific reason.

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Are you a thief? It happens to me.

260
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,660
Exceptionally, it happens to me.

261
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:05,440
Or ? You run like a real girl
gazelle.

262
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,360
What are you running from like that? I
wanted to show you that I am fast and

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in good health.

264
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,580
That you made a deal.

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What's your name ? Aladdin.

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You are my master.

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Give me years.

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00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:21,490
Now I don't know.

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Love me to do something.

270
00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:28,910
Okay, well, here, carry me this
brick.

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00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,870
Yes, it's there, precisely.

272
00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:04,170
Where do I put the shelter? Oh,
anywhere. No, no, here, put it down

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there.

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Foundation stone of our house.

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The entrance will be this way, with a terrace
on the roof. No, no, I don't want

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house.

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00:28:17,510 --> 00:28:18,510
You're right.

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You look very pretty at home.

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Oh my, I'm strong.

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I never eat.

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00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:30,960
But how do you do it? What do you live on?
What ? I think.

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You are beautiful when you think.

283
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,980
But who are you thinking of? I
am your slave.

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I am here to obey you in everything.

285
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,200
Does that tempt you? Listen, but let's put them
things in focus. I am poor, I have no

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nothing and I don't need anything. I am
an intellectual.

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00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:54,500
I will radically change society.
There will be no more king, subject,

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merchant, slave. Of slave and
master.

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Yes, it's very pretty.

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00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,040
But it won't be easy. Not easy,
that I know, I know. I must devote

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all my life to this work.

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I gave up all pleasures for
have no desire.

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00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:11,660
Don't you like it? Listen, if you
keep stopping myself from thinking, I

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I'm going to sell you back and I'm going to redeem myself
intellectual books.

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00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:29,140
I am the queen of Baghdad and the king,
my husband wants to have my head cut off.

296
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:30,540
Oh,

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00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,280
It breaks me. What annoys you? You
sense good? There is no one, let's go,

298
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,360
we're leaving. I'm very hungry.

299
00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:40,540
Me too.

300
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,960
It's funny, I say, because the
last time I was hungry, wait,

301
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:51,520
it was... When I had to stick my head out
on the revolution... We should

302
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,960
find something to sell in everything
that.

303
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:55,700
A fish head.

304
00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:59,790
A cara cork, a slipper,
hole.

305
00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:06,530
An old oil lamp, a crouton of
bread, a grain of sheep. Don't get tired

306
00:30:06,530 --> 00:30:07,309
don't, go.

307
00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:09,310
The only treasure here is me.

308
00:30:11,470 --> 00:30:14,370
What do you think of this old lamp?
Maybe it's gold.

309
00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:16,270
Maybe that's an idea.

310
00:30:17,470 --> 00:30:19,890
I would find a fool at the market
who I would make believe.

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00:30:21,330 --> 00:30:23,290
Because I know how to lead men
through the tip of the nose.

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00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:25,350
I can make them believe anything
what.

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00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,380
But for me, we are not held by the
tip of the nose.

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00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:30,480
You seem very sure of yourself.

315
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:13,380
Where am I? Oh, miss?

316
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:17,560
Madam. Yes, excuse me, ma'am. What
day are we? It's Tuesday.

317
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,780
For what ? No, no, I mean,
what date? Yes, where are we?

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00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:25,900
Excuse me, but who are you? Dear
Azad, we're in Baghdad.

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00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,680
Dear Azad.

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00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:29,920
Baghdad, the thousand and one nights.

321
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,280
I felt it coming.

322
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,260
Did you find the lamp? Oh, little
matters.

323
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,120
I was so peaceful.

324
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,840
Well, I am your servant. Order,
I will obey.

325
00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:54,260
But I didn't introduce myself.

326
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,180
Doctor Genius.

327
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,160
Jimmy Genie. My respects, madam.

328
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,660
A genius? A genius? Somehow.

329
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,140
I want quail eggs, and some
caviar, and gazelle horns on a

330
00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:09,680
silver platter, and fruit nectar
passion in glasses

331
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,390
crystal. And with that... Calm down, my
powers are very limited.

332
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:15,270
Don't ask me to stop the sun
or make it rain. I can't

333
00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:16,770
offer you only what is in the
lamp.

334
00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:19,070
What's in the lamp? The
20th century.

335
00:32:19,790 --> 00:32:22,250
It's what ? A huge mess.

336
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:26,370
If I ask for Turkish delights and tea,
would that work? Turkish delights in

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00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:27,870
my neighborhood? Not easy.

338
00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:30,150
I'll see.

339
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,560
I really don't have any sleep to put it on
between my feet.

340
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,900
Oh, God.

341
00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:17,980
We are starting to worry.

342
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,320
Come in, come in.

343
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:20,900
Dear Tom.

344
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,220
Master Thompson would be the fourth.
He's an excellent player.

345
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,060
Hello ? Excuse me, I have a little
problem. Do you have tea? Of course,

346
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,760
he's all ready. Take off your pampers.

347
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:29,980
No, I'm just passing through.

348
00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:34,970
By chance, you would not have
Turkish delight? Turkish delights? I have to

349
00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:36,190
pudding there, if you want.

350
00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:37,630
Ah yes, pudding will do
the affair.

351
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:39,130
I'll take it from you.

352
00:33:39,690 --> 00:33:40,690
I'll be right back.

353
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,870
Excuse me, I have to go
a jump. I'm going to Baghdad. Finally, I

354
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:43,870
explains to you.

355
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,270
Oh, what weather!

356
00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:53,490
I

357
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:56,250
Please forgive me, but I have to
I'm going back. I have a bridge at 6 o'clock

358
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,250
at my friends in Whitson.

359
00:33:57,650 --> 00:33:59,890
Bridge? Oh, yes, of course.

360
00:34:00,390 --> 00:34:01,390
I understand.

361
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,940
Will I see you again? I fear so, yes.

362
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,960
Does that bother you? Yes.

363
00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:09,760
Although you are lovely.

364
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,980
Maybe because of that, actually.

365
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,600
I'm running away, there's a lot of people.

366
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,840
Good night.

367
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,860
And do not forget, dear friend, your desires
are the golds.

368
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,540
Because you need to know that
for all those who didn't know

369
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:28,520
the lamp, Jimmy Jenny and everything he
reported from the 20th century was

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00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,520
invisible.

371
00:34:29,999 --> 00:34:33,360
But back to Aladdin, who was waiting for me
on his trash heap. The night was

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00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,320
fallen, as you can see,
and our hermit did not spit on the

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00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,320
miraculous pudding.

374
00:35:04,590 --> 00:35:06,070
I always feel sleepy after eating.

375
00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:09,730
Well, the more I eat, the hungrier I am.

376
00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:12,430
And I'm sleepy.

377
00:35:13,370 --> 00:35:14,370
Think.

378
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:42,540
Alada! Alada! I do not advise you
of the

379
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:49,220
touch, eh! Alada! Alada, the lamp
! You have to rub the

380
00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:53,580
lamp! Hurry up, they're going to cut me
head! The lamp. The lamp.

381
00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:08,870
Jimmy.

382
00:36:15,550 --> 00:36:17,790
Speak, you are my master, order
and I yawn.

383
00:36:19,150 --> 00:36:21,970
Well listen, you saw the time he
is ? I would like to point out to you that I did not have

384
00:36:21,970 --> 00:36:24,090
time to have my breakfast, then
ask me what you want, but

385
00:36:24,090 --> 00:36:25,090
let's get this over with.

386
00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:29,830
Oh my god! Jimmy! Jimmy!

387
00:36:49,190 --> 00:36:50,370
Well no, well no, but it's too small
there!

388
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,180
No, it's not her, there, behind,
look.

389
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:32,580
Oh, be careful, ahead! On the left, Jimmy,
That's it, I see it.

390
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:34,740
Hold your head!

391
00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:43,290
No, it's okay.

392
00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:45,210
And me, no one asks me if I
am still alive.

393
00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:48,470
I must have broken my leg.

394
00:38:49,970 --> 00:38:52,470
No, you have nothing at all. It is from
your fault, after all, we don't talk

395
00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:53,770
to drivers, it is described in all
buses.

396
00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:56,530
On all buses? Look at that, my
motorcycle.

397
00:38:57,830 --> 00:39:00,010
THANKS. But we don't care about your bike.

398
00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:01,510
No, it's the elbow.

399
00:39:01,870 --> 00:39:04,730
Are you kidding me about my bike? You know
what is this little wonder,

400
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:08,030
I haven't thought about it? This is the model of
winner of the Paris-Dakar, but that’s not

401
00:39:08,030 --> 00:39:09,019
doesn't mean anything to you, of course.

402
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,660
I'm sorry, Jim. You can
being.

403
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:11,940
It's a gift from the Wilsons.

404
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,440
I care about this bike.

405
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:15,240
Oh, but you're just an old man
annoying.

406
00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:17,800
Or, if it's like that, I won't tell you
I won't lend anything at all anymore, eh,

407
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,880
since I'm an old pain in the ass.

408
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,240
Oh, my God, 6:10.

409
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:21,960
The Wilsons must be dead
of worry.

410
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,640
Ciao.

411
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,160
The Gémis always have a bad heart.

412
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,720
It might be better to
remember.

413
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,300
Did I win with your acrobatics?

414
00:39:46,300 --> 00:40:00,320
What

415
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:00,440
is

416
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:09,300
-this

417
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:12,640
what will we become? Look, it's
magnificent.

418
00:40:13,379 --> 00:40:15,600
Original purity, no trace of
life.

419
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,980
The earth, the infinite sky, the wind,
not a herb.

420
00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:23,000
As soon as there is life, there is no decay,
nothing excites my senses anymore.

421
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:25,100
It's nice.

422
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,840
Moses, Jesus, mom, they all found
God in the desert.

423
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,020
Yes, yes, I will be the prophet of
great revolution.

424
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,320
Well, goodbye Aladdin, you don't have
need me to preach in the

425
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,320
desert.

426
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:43,200
He took me at my word and disappeared behind
a dune.

427
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,920
But how sad for me to have
lost Aladdin.

428
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,600
The generous Aladdin.

429
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:55,980
Dad, it's asleep, you will have nothing left
for an hour. You finished your

430
00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:57,320
story? Yes.

431
00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:01,740
Where was I? Aladdin
left you all alone.

432
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:03,640
Yes, yes, in the middle of the desert.

433
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,240
He had fallen into the same fault as
many men.

434
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:08,240
He took himself too seriously.

435
00:41:09,339 --> 00:41:12,640
He forgot that life is just a game
and sometimes even a joke. What is

436
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,600
Is this a joke? Some
something much too serious for

437
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,940
let serious people take care of it.

438
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,300
But back to the king.

439
00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:23,260
Here's one who didn't take too much
seriously.

440
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,480
But there, he had to be
seriously, because he had a big

441
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,480
concern.

442
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,980
He couldn't take it anymore, the king. Since
weeks, he had not known love.

443
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,120
He who had sworn on Allah to kill his
woman before she can take one

444
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,120
other.

445
00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:39,550
Its ambassadors had traveled the
whole world looking for me. Shores

446
00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:42,550
from the Yangtze-Qiang to the sea
of Ireland, from the Pillars of Hercules to

447
00:41:42,550 --> 00:41:43,550
sources of the Nile.

448
00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:47,430
Emperor Charlemagne received me
personally. He sent

449
00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:48,590
emissaries throughout the Empire
of the West.

450
00:41:48,990 --> 00:41:49,990
Not found.

451
00:41:51,790 --> 00:41:54,930
I can't take this twist anymore! I don't
think about hiding, Razad.

452
00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:57,450
Day and night, to this terrible night and
sublime.

453
00:41:57,770 --> 00:41:58,770
She resisted me.

454
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:01,190
Mine, do you realize? I want it.

455
00:42:01,790 --> 00:42:02,810
I'll get her and I'll kill her.

456
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:07,120
Sire! Sire, I have found the queen!
Lost in the desert, half dead

457
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:12,220
thirst! I put her under guard
in your summer palace! I swear!

458
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:16,160
What happiness! The queen? Yes ? I'm going
look for her.

459
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,460
My horse, my spurs, my guard
imperial, sir my grand vizier,

460
00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:21,280
be regent of my empire during the
morning.

461
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,440
The queen is just a stone's throw away, majesty. Oh,
sorry.

462
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,340
It doesn't matter.

463
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,540
You would think it was you who was
cage.

464
00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:46,820
Tomorrow morning you will die.

465
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,180
Certainly not.

466
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:52,980
For what ? Because you want me
possess.

467
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,480
But you won't succeed.

468
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,380
So you will have to wait and
wait and wait some more.

469
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,940
I am very sure of you.

470
00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:05,980
I'm not sure of anything at all.

471
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,600
I tell stories, I don't do
nothing else.

472
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,360
And here, I find it difficult to tell you.

473
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:18,540
Who are you ? And what do you want?
You.

474
00:44:19,540 --> 00:44:22,360
So why do you want to kill me?
So that you don't escape me again.

475
00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:25,180
If I may, yes.

476
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,700
It's not very smart.

477
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,680
In fact, it's completely stupid.

478
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,220
What do you expect from me? I don't want
nothing about you.

479
00:44:40,670 --> 00:44:42,730
Love is not taken, it is given.

480
00:44:45,370 --> 00:44:47,170
Did you find this? Yes.

481
00:44:47,450 --> 00:44:48,510
I don't find it very good.

482
00:44:48,970 --> 00:44:52,410
But what am I putting myself here? Does
you promise me... I promise nothing.

483
00:44:52,910 --> 00:44:57,310
In this moment, I give you my kingdom,
my heart and your freedom.

484
00:45:02,170 --> 00:45:03,170
Thank you, majesty.

485
00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:07,390
Me, little pest!

486
00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:30,770
Hurry up !

487
00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:09,950
So I was running away, but I
don't remember why.

488
00:47:10,450 --> 00:47:13,890
He was running away from the king as usual, but
this time in the air. Oh yes, I

489
00:47:13,890 --> 00:47:14,890
remember.

490
00:47:15,350 --> 00:47:19,890
Now, we're going to go down a little
clouds, at Abaran, the great port of the gulf

491
00:47:19,890 --> 00:47:24,070
Persian, where sailors from all over the world
stopover on the way to Africa.

492
00:47:44,650 --> 00:47:48,370
Where are you from, friends? You must
to be thirsty. We come from the ice floe,

493
00:47:48,370 --> 00:47:51,630
finally, among the masters. In the meantime, we
would like to have a little laugh. That's

494
00:47:51,630 --> 00:47:52,810
easy, I know the good points.

495
00:47:53,030 --> 00:47:57,450
Are you going to Africa? I made some
around more than ten times, aboard my

496
00:47:57,450 --> 00:47:58,450
24 dead.

497
00:47:58,550 --> 00:47:59,550
Follow me.

498
00:48:04,850 --> 00:48:11,650
Yes, I tell you that I visited the
world

499
00:48:11,650 --> 00:48:17,770
whole. I saw the metapon, the villains,
I saw the Judas tree, the island of

500
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:22,370
Medea, the island of the penguins, the island of
morons, the island of écus, the island of

501
00:48:22,370 --> 00:48:26,610
cuckolds, I saw... Stop your stories,
we know them! You're breaking them for us! J

502
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:30,250
I saw the sargassum! You got them for us
broken too, get out! THANKS,

503
00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:31,570
kind lord!

504
00:48:44,170 --> 00:48:45,950
You're going to cry, that, that, like that!

505
00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:12,980
There's a storm.

506
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:18,240
Attention ! Did I hurt you? No.

507
00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:22,060
Who are you ? Sheikh Azad.

508
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,260
And you ? Simbad the sailor.

509
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:27,520
Nice to meet you.

510
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:29,020
Me too.

511
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,400
I'm a little cold and I'm starving.

512
00:50:33,180 --> 00:50:34,720
And I said a little.

513
00:50:47,630 --> 00:50:50,690
With peepers like that, you don't
Shouldn't have a problem.

514
00:50:51,410 --> 00:50:52,410
No, none.

515
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:55,950
Ah, when you don't know a cuisine,
where is the salt? In the honey pot.

516
00:50:58,350 --> 00:51:02,090
Yes, with you, I would have quickly done
buy me a new case.

517
00:51:02,710 --> 00:51:04,970
What can you do? A bunch of
things.

518
00:51:05,510 --> 00:51:09,450
I know how to sew a button, make
fried eggs, flying through the air,

519
00:51:09,450 --> 00:51:12,010
run. I am very strong at running.

520
00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,610
And do you know belly dancing?

521
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,580
I find it vulgar. Oh, but you have to
add elegance to it.

522
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:19,960
Look at.

523
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:29,800
See? You

524
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:33,620
see? It's quite tricky.

525
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,360
Everything starts from the hips, the head doesn't move
not.

526
00:51:37,780 --> 00:51:41,760
What makes you laugh? It's not
funny belly dancing is

527
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,980
erotic. Go ahead, you'll see, it's
not so easy.

528
00:51:46,220 --> 00:51:52,740
How do we do it? Like that ? Just in
lifting the hips? T

529
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:57,240
we have progress to make, but we should
get there. Like that ?

530
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,000
I think all I needed was
two weeks to launch my boat.

531
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,000
But maybe three. Come on.

532
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:21,380
Let's go.

533
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:27,060
Here,

534
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,760
let's take this one. Go ahead.

535
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,200
Come. Yes. Come.

536
00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:37,020
Attention.

537
00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:43,040
Be careful. I don't know how to swim.

538
00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:44,530
Don't worry.

539
00:53:44,850 --> 00:53:47,370
Everyone knows that adults
sailors don't know how to swim.

540
00:53:59,650 --> 00:54:00,650
She left.

541
00:54:01,310 --> 00:54:02,550
Allah protects her.

542
00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:04,290
Everything is good.

543
00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:35,450
What a night, my children! Or
are we? Hey,

544
00:54:35,470 --> 00:54:40,430
cheesy! You know you have a very pretty
cul.

545
00:54:41,270 --> 00:54:43,310
I wonder if I couldn't
love you.

546
00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:45,110
Well, that's pretty clear.

547
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,390
Well, we are in the open sea.

548
00:54:50,570 --> 00:54:56,430
And there, he knows, sailing! But... It's
Not made for that, sails!

549
00:54:56,810 --> 00:54:59,230
With this wind, it's crazy!

550
00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:15,130
SO

551
00:55:15,130 --> 00:55:19,790
Are you Sinbad? Sinbad the Sailor.

552
00:55:20,910 --> 00:55:24,610
Of course I had heard of
Sinbad the sailor, the great adventurer.

553
00:55:24,810 --> 00:55:28,250
Jimmy Jenny had the Arabian Nights
in his library. The real story,

554
00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:29,250
not my version.

555
00:55:30,070 --> 00:55:33,370
And reading the original, I found that
I played too episodic a role.

556
00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:35,550
So I decided to improve it a little.

557
00:55:36,210 --> 00:55:38,190
And like that, you don't know the
end.

558
00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:41,030
And I don't know mine either.

559
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,130
Although my end seems very near.

560
00:55:46,090 --> 00:55:47,490
With the king who does not return.

561
00:55:48,350 --> 00:55:50,070
It's so late, can we be?

562
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,200
At this moment, I don't know.

563
00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:01,800
But when I was lost at sea, behold
more than a year, the king was there, at this

564
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,800
specific location.

565
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,740
Sir? It's desperate. They are all
there. But what were you doing? This book is

566
00:56:19,740 --> 00:56:20,860
a bird language dictionary.

567
00:56:21,359 --> 00:56:23,820
At Erasaz being stolen, so maybe
that a bird could find it.

568
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,820
That’s why I’m learning their language.

569
00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:29,760
That said, I have serious doubts about this
dove. I told him go get her and

570
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,120
She answers me very well, thank you and you.
So either this book is a fabric of

571
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:35,720
rubbish or this dove is stupid.
Maybe it's your accent, majesty.

572
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:38,380
Don't be insolent. They are all
arrived? Yes, sire, I have gathered all the

573
00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:41,400
greatest magicians of the Empire according to
your orders. But I don't see how

574
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,540
they can help us.

575
00:56:42,940 --> 00:56:44,760
A woman who flies in the air is a
magician.

576
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,300
Let's respond to magic with magic.

577
00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:58,500
I see a softly dressed man who
cry.

578
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,120
He cries with laughter.

579
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,360
He looks at a window.

580
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:08,300
In the window I see a sailor, a
very pretty woman.

581
00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:10,940
Dear Azada? They are at sea.

582
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,920
No, they are in a box which is
like a window.

583
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:23,600
Are they in a box or at sea? The
sea is in the box. The box is in

584
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,240
the crystal ball, I can't do anything about it.
Indeed ! These charlatans cannot

585
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:28,240
never explain themselves clearly.

586
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:29,880
I've had enough.

587
00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:33,780
Sylvain, watch out for the sail! Sylvain!

588
00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:40,720
Porco mondo, look at that! Look,
we're going to chicken

589
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,720
!

590
00:58:10,670 --> 00:58:12,650
We're going to have to ration ourselves.

591
00:58:13,010 --> 00:58:14,170
No land on the horizon.

592
00:58:14,570 --> 00:58:20,350
A shipwreck in such weather? That you
Doesn't seem strange, little one? This is the

593
00:58:20,350 --> 00:58:21,350
bad luck.

594
00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:29,520
Listen, at 13, on my boat
uncle, in front of the pier, I fished a

595
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,520
sardine.

596
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:33,060
Well the smell made me sick
Wed.

597
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,680
We returned to port and I no longer have it
left.

598
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,920
There you go, now you know, it’s said.

599
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:42,720
That doesn't stop you from being Sinbad the
sailor? I dreamed so much of discovering

600
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,060
the world that I invented.

601
00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:47,320
Deep down, you look like me, Sinbad.

602
00:58:48,260 --> 00:58:49,500
Sinbad the Fabulator.

603
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,220
Me ? Do I look like you?

604
00:58:52,670 --> 00:58:54,070
I'm fake, me.

605
00:58:55,090 --> 00:58:57,610
Even my female conquests are not
only lies.

606
00:58:58,230 --> 00:59:00,870
As soon as I drink, finished. And I drink
all the time.

607
00:59:01,310 --> 00:59:02,890
And what's worse, I don't care.

608
00:59:04,230 --> 00:59:05,930
Well, not really.

609
00:59:06,770 --> 00:59:09,670
You, you see, you make me want it quite a bit.

610
00:59:10,790 --> 00:59:14,190
Do you mean you love me? Oh, I
didn't say that.

611
00:59:14,730 --> 00:59:18,930
Would you like to have a child with me? Oh, the
big words.

612
00:59:20,370 --> 00:59:21,370
Stop drinking.

613
00:59:21,790 --> 00:59:22,790
I will help you if you want.

614
00:59:23,670 --> 00:59:26,650
Stop drinking with all this fleet
around us.

615
00:59:27,310 --> 00:59:30,210
Above all, I believe that we will drink until
more thirsty.

616
00:59:30,710 --> 00:59:34,230
I'm going to die without ever having known
neither the world nor the woman.

617
00:59:35,410 --> 00:59:37,630
But you, dear Azat, you who must live.

618
00:59:38,090 --> 00:59:40,550
Yes, take my rations, take my
bread.

619
00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:43,850
Here, take my water bottle.

620
00:59:45,450 --> 00:59:46,590
Farewell, my darling.

621
00:59:47,550 --> 00:59:50,790
You will tell my life, the real one, the one...

622
00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:56,940
That of the hero! It's me who's crazy!
Come on, come on!

623
00:59:56,940 --> 01:00:00,520
I'm going to take you to do the most beautiful thing
travel.

624
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,480
We're going to visit my friend Jimmy again.

625
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:18,960
But be a little careful! You are
wrong! You are going to dirty my floor

626
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,280
! All the same!

627
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,040
Well, I'll fight and then you will
bring this bird back to its raft.

628
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,140
Jimmy, are you under my orders or not?
Maybe I'm the genie of the lamp

629
01:00:28,140 --> 01:00:30,580
and I'm not here to hold it
candle. So let us discover

630
01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:31,580
the 20th century.

631
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,200
You told me it was wonderful.

632
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:35,380
To desire, its disorder.

633
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,600
You don't want to wait for it to happen
calm down a bit?

634
01:00:55,820 --> 01:01:02,020
What is this? It's a
advertising for a cleaning product,

635
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,060
but it must be faked. They don't have
sent a team into space.

636
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,280
In space? Yes, sir.

637
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,020
Man has conquered space.

638
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:09,540
Look.

639
01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:20,980
July 21, 1969, the greatest date of
the history of humanity.

640
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:29,730
But the Armstrong walks on the moon.

641
01:01:34,970 --> 01:01:39,050
Yes, we still have images.

642
01:01:39,690 --> 01:01:41,310
No, I'll tell you one thing, Stu.

643
01:01:42,130 --> 01:01:43,850
There, I'm still amazed.

644
01:01:45,190 --> 01:01:46,190
Oh there,

645
01:01:50,670 --> 01:01:53,170
the lamp will go out. If no one
turn it back on, you'll get stuck

646
01:01:53,170 --> 01:01:54,170
here. Come on, we have to pass.

647
01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:55,970
And if she ever falls into the sea...

648
01:01:56,250 --> 01:02:03,250
Until someone finds her, come on
hop, friends! Come on ! Yes, one more state

649
01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:07,330
! PUSH ! I'm not going to drag myself
this immigrant until the end of my

650
01:02:07,330 --> 01:02:14,290
days! Conceive yourself, Jean,

651
01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:17,830
there's no room for three, we're going
everyone drown! I won't leave you

652
01:02:17,830 --> 01:02:22,770
alone with this madwoman! But I
am anyway! Jean, it's an order!

653
01:02:22,770 --> 01:02:24,230
Well, in these conditions!

654
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,820
I was saved by the crew of this
ship.

655
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,260
They were lost.

656
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,460
Jimmy gave me a little needle
which always indicates the direction of

657
01:03:35,460 --> 01:03:36,800
north. And a book.

658
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:38,720
The sail speaks the sound.

659
01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:41,980
Which allows me to give some
little advice for sailors.

660
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:48,160
Who is to blame? Hold me the wind
a little closer, you lazy bunch!

661
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:53,400
Bring me down, sailors!
Send the spinnaker! What is the

662
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:54,580
spinnaker, captain?

663
01:03:59,370 --> 01:04:00,950
It's probably because we don't have it yet
invented.

664
01:04:02,310 --> 01:04:08,890
On the ground, on the horizon! And that's how
that I became

665
01:04:08,890 --> 01:04:11,030
captain of this boat and his
crew of brutes.

666
01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:15,150
As they believed me to be a magician and
that they feared my powers, they

667
01:04:15,150 --> 01:04:16,230
obeyed the fingers and the eye.

668
01:04:17,390 --> 01:04:20,750
Thanks to my magnetic needle, I
managed to go around the flute.

669
01:04:21,050 --> 01:04:24,730
And I discovered countries where live
immense kinds of camels with their coat

670
01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:26,010
spotted, with a very long neck.

671
01:04:26,830 --> 01:04:28,530
So high they look like minarets.

672
01:04:29,220 --> 01:04:32,380
and huge pigs whose noses drag
down to the ground.

673
01:04:35,060 --> 01:04:36,460
But I was homesick.

674
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:40,460
I found my ship and we made
sail for Abaran, where I had gone

675
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:41,460
with Simba.

676
01:05:03,950 --> 01:05:07,070
Our ship had just landed on the
Moon.

677
01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:11,490
We cut off the fire bombs and we
descended the accommodation ladder.

678
01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:15,670
Not a breath of air. The horizon was
gray.

679
01:05:15,950 --> 01:05:21,670
The sun shone in the middle of
billions of stars. And among them, one

680
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:24,190
large blue and white ball, the Earth.

681
01:05:24,650 --> 01:05:29,650
Because the Earth is not the color of
sand or forest. She is sea blue

682
01:05:29,650 --> 01:05:31,590
and white with clouds.

683
01:05:32,710 --> 01:05:38,430
We don't finish, two steps, we
were light as feathers, and we

684
01:05:38,430 --> 01:05:41,650
decided to go around the moon,
foot, my friends.

685
01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:48,550
And on the hidden side of the moon, all
the rocks were pure diamonds.

686
01:06:00,030 --> 01:06:01,790
This man sitting over there, who is he?

687
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:03,920
A great lord.

688
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:05,660
He appears incognito.

689
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,200
And he's probably a bit fanciful.

690
01:06:08,860 --> 01:06:11,920
He's been here for a year, and he
watch for prayer.

691
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,980
Stop and go. It's forbidden
to go further.

692
01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:30,320
Stop him! Stop him! Attention !

693
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:38,760
Stop him, he's a thief!
Hurry up, then! Stop him!

694
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,520
I've got you.

695
01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:44,580
You hurt me! What is happening
pass? A sailor's schnappant who

696
01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:45,580
stole grapes.

697
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:49,060
A sailor? Is he coming back from his trip? Yes,
sir.

698
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:51,200
Leave it.

699
01:06:51,860 --> 01:06:53,360
He's closer, boy, don't worry
fear.

700
01:07:02,570 --> 01:07:09,210
Can I eat the grape, sir?
You have the same eyes that I

701
01:07:09,210 --> 01:07:10,210
'wait.

702
01:07:10,310 --> 01:07:15,890
Who are you waiting for? In your travels,
have you heard of a woman who

703
01:07:15,890 --> 01:07:19,070
flies through the air and sings like a
mermaid? What do you want?

704
01:07:19,070 --> 01:07:20,070
She's my wife.

705
01:07:21,910 --> 01:07:25,190
They say you've been waiting for him for a while
year, is it true? She will come back.

706
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:28,650
I will know how to make myself loved, she will
will give a child.

707
01:07:28,910 --> 01:07:31,170
My problem is that I'm not
a gentleman, I am a king.

708
01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:36,270
I only dream of planting roses,
to write songs, to live on the

709
01:07:36,270 --> 01:07:37,590
roads and being an acrobat.

710
01:07:39,710 --> 01:07:40,710
I'm tired, sir.

711
01:07:41,470 --> 01:07:43,610
Can I rest next to it? Like you
want.

712
01:07:46,270 --> 01:07:47,810
But I warn you, I don't like
boys.

713
01:07:49,410 --> 01:07:50,410
That, I understood.

714
01:08:11,850 --> 01:08:13,150
I know I'm going to make you
Hardly, Jim.

715
01:08:14,770 --> 01:08:17,170
If you found happiness whatever it was
either, my beautiful friend, I would be

716
01:08:17,170 --> 01:08:18,170
happy.

717
01:08:18,370 --> 01:08:20,310
I found a man who wants everything
sacrifice for me.

718
01:08:21,090 --> 01:08:22,510
He's been waiting for me for over a year.

719
01:08:23,510 --> 01:08:24,510
And he wants a child.

720
01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:26,569
He is not the only one.

721
01:08:27,910 --> 01:08:31,290
And you like it? He's right next door,
in front of the tent.

722
01:08:47,180 --> 01:08:48,720
Yes, but let's not rush.

723
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:52,120
Is there a good situation
first? Finally, something to boil

724
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:57,240
the pot? Is he the king of Baghdad?
Obviously, this requires reflection.

725
01:08:58,020 --> 01:09:01,859
But be careful, is he ready for you
marry? He's already my husband.

726
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,240
Jesus.

727
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,560
It's couscous, but it's confusing, that's it for me
balode.

728
01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:46,420
Well, that's nice.

729
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,500
No, I love your couscous, but anyway,
every night anyway.

730
01:10:49,740 --> 01:10:50,559
That's it, yes.

731
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,600
Well, you just have to come home for dinner
at your home in London every evening.

732
01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:55,040
I would write part of the checks.

733
01:10:55,260 --> 01:10:58,040
Do you want to pass me the game? My moon
honey, it's in the trunk.

734
01:11:04,180 --> 01:11:07,700
What are you talking about? I
I asked if he wasn't pregnant.

735
01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:10,740
I could take you to London, if
you want, to make you do one

736
01:11:10,740 --> 01:11:11,740
ultrasound.

737
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,200
It's this thing.

738
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:15,499
This one.

739
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:18,460
They put a kind of ball on you
crystal on the mother's belly. The

740
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:21,080
baby is barely as big as a little one
peas and we can already see his heart beating.

741
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:23,240
You will be his tutor, Jim.

742
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,000
You will teach him the future.

743
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:26,880
It will be with joy. You can't
know.

744
01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:28,440
For me who never had children.

745
01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:29,839
Fortunately anyway.

746
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,560
And why? I only like ugly people.

747
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,940
Oh, those ugly ones. Mrs. Wilson, by
example. I would have only had a word about that

748
01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:35,799
say.

749
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,060
No, no, I still prefer to finish my
days with couscous than with pudding.

750
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,040
Although I wouldn't have minded
cuckold Wilson.

751
01:11:41,350 --> 01:11:44,990
No, no, do you understand, I only like
the very beautiful, the queens, the

752
01:11:44,990 --> 01:11:46,510
stars.

753
01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:48,370
Calm down, Jim.

754
01:11:48,630 --> 01:11:52,610
In the meantime, check the king, check and
along with.

755
01:11:53,850 --> 01:11:55,750
I'm ready for rehearsal. We
and.

756
01:11:58,150 --> 01:11:59,910
Now here is the highlight of the evening.

757
01:12:00,870 --> 01:12:02,130
No, it's not okay.

758
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,510
And now here is the highlight of our
spectacle.

759
01:12:06,150 --> 01:12:07,150
Yeah, it's better.

760
01:12:10,570 --> 01:12:16,890
Come on, go ahead, my little heart! Well done !

761
01:12:16,890 --> 01:12:21,030
Jimmy, take Her Majesty with you!

762
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:44,360
Then I walk them around with the
rabbit. I continue with the scarf.

763
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,560
And then I'll make it reappear
the acrobat.

764
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:56,560
Okay, come on, come back now.

765
01:13:16,270 --> 01:13:17,950
It's okay, you can do this tomorrow
that you want.

766
01:13:21,710 --> 01:13:23,290
Isn't it too heavy? Oh, yes.

767
01:13:24,690 --> 01:13:25,690
Oh,

768
01:13:26,250 --> 01:13:28,870
very good!

769
01:13:28,870 --> 01:13:38,930
Come on,

770
01:13:38,950 --> 01:13:40,130
turn!

771
01:14:09,910 --> 01:14:13,010
Majesty, I pray to Allah that he
maintain the greatest of kings.

772
01:14:13,830 --> 01:14:16,890
My excellent grand vizier, I am delighted
to see you again.

773
01:14:17,170 --> 01:14:18,750
It's very nice of you to come. You have
seen?

774
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,480
It's a success. I won't explain to you
one step, sire.

775
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:22,720
That doesn't surprise me.

776
01:14:22,900 --> 01:14:25,880
How's it going, Baghdad? I worked
my operations, you will see.

777
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:29,180
But Jimmy helped us enormously, this
language is wonderful.

778
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:34,000
Jimmy? Jimmy Gini, the tutor of my
son. An absolutely charming man.

779
01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:35,720
But I didn't tell you the big one
news.

780
01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:37,540
My wife is expecting a child.

781
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:41,420
A low-weight boy. Oh yes, and we
can find out using ultrasound.

782
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:43,820
I will introduce you to Jimmy, he will
will explain all this.

783
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:45,780
Oh well no, it's true, you won't be able to
not see it, it is invisible.

784
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,360
He comes from the future.

785
01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:49,940
I will lend you the language.

786
01:14:50,700 --> 01:14:52,460
Thank you, majesty.

787
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:55,520
Excuse me, I have to go. You
go see what you're going to see.

788
01:14:55,860 --> 01:14:58,680
Nothing serious? Not at all, they are
came for the show. We only talk

789
01:14:58,680 --> 01:14:59,680
of that in Baghdad.

790
01:16:00,910 --> 01:16:05,110
And our acrobat has disappeared.

791
01:16:07,770 --> 01:16:13,850
It might be in the pan.

792
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:42,140
I'll make him scream and turn him
into a rabbit.

793
01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:48,660
Be sure, I'll be joking. Caution
Now look carefully, I'm going to do

794
01:16:48,660 --> 01:16:49,880
reappear the acrobat.

795
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:59,980
Where is Malo? It's not possible.

796
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:04,380
Silence ! The acrobat was your king.

797
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:08,220
The great King Shariar, commander of
believers, this woman is a witch.

798
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,060
She bewitched her. Make him one
wanderer.

799
01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:13,780
I wanted to bring him back to his dignity. She
sent her to hell.

800
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,800
May she give us back our king.

801
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,360
His majesty is in full swing.

802
01:17:18,820 --> 01:17:21,180
And I bet you're the one who has it
stolen, you old macaque.

803
01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:26,540
Do you hear how she treats me?
Me, the grand vizier.

804
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,440
The grand vizier.

805
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:20,700
With you I will conquer the world,
crush the barbarians and all the goons

806
01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:26,380
who don't think like me. Come,
awesome genius, be my slave and let

807
01:18:26,380 --> 01:18:28,280
die the king in this slow...

808
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,000
Okay, what's going on?

809
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:46,200
King Chariar is dead.

810
01:19:52,820 --> 01:19:58,040
Let us pray to Allah that he be among his
holy hands, this devil witch

811
01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:00,040
satanic heretic, sending him into
hell.

812
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:06,140
The witch will be put to death tomorrow
morning at dawn, and just after

813
01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:13,060
execution, our beloved grand vizier
will be crowned Calipe, king of Baghdad.

814
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,760
Commander of the believers for glory.

815
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:19,660
To think that one day these people will vote.

816
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,000
Oh, it's a disaster.

817
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,199
There is indeed a solution.

818
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,100
We can't stay stuck
eternally in the 20th century.

819
01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:33,260
I'm sorry, someone has to
find the lamp and relight it. A

820
01:20:33,260 --> 01:20:34,260
miracle, there you go, I'm waiting for a miracle.

821
01:20:34,820 --> 01:20:37,500
There is no miracle, majesty,
only in fairy tales.

822
01:20:53,740 --> 01:20:54,740
THANKS.

823
01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:01,040
Finally, majesty, we were on the right
chain, number 2.

824
01:22:01,740 --> 01:22:03,240
The one where the thousand and one nights pass.

825
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:04,920
But stop fiddling, come on.

826
01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:06,840
Excuse me, you don't know anything about it.
A king, that's all.

827
01:22:07,260 --> 01:22:10,160
No, not a barbarian king from the bottom of the
Middle Ages in the depths of Arabia. I don't

828
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:15,880
I can't take it anymore! Sire, my TV, I know
no, it said it all the same! Well done.

829
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,160
Bravo, that's clever, it was my
last chance to return home. I

830
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:20,160
I'm sorry, Jim.

831
01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:23,620
You will be able to fix me. Come on
look for a screwdriver. A what? A

832
01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:26,220
screwdriver, a metal thing with a tip
square, there, it's under the saddle of the

833
01:22:26,220 --> 01:22:29,680
motorcycle. The motorcycle? It is parked on the
sidewalk. But which sidewalk? On the

834
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:32,960
sidewalk, there, shit, Sire! Yes, but
I understood, the sidewalk of

835
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,460
motorcycle screwdriver, I understood.

836
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:36,040
You are annoying too, sometimes,
you know.

837
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:52,200
I'm going there

838
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:55,720
arrive.

839
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,640
That's it, it's fixed.

840
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,440
Come back here.

841
01:23:03,740 --> 01:23:04,840
Maybe we'll be able to get through.

842
01:23:13,220 --> 01:23:17,200
Hey, I'm going!

843
01:23:46,540 --> 01:23:51,640
Are you my master? Well, nothing
special there, because... Well, I'll go for it.

844
01:24:20,270 --> 01:24:23,810
You came back, I knew it well. Where
had you passed? In a nest of

845
01:24:23,810 --> 01:24:26,430
marbles, there, not far away. What is happening
pass? It's terrible.

846
01:24:26,890 --> 01:24:28,990
I'm going to die at sunrise in
little time.

847
01:24:29,590 --> 01:24:31,170
He accuses me of having killed the king.

848
01:24:33,050 --> 01:24:34,750
Rest assured, the living, I will
bring back.

849
01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:38,170
Save time, tell them
stories. But what stories?

850
01:24:38,170 --> 01:24:39,710
Listen, you're at Razad's, after
everything.

851
01:24:40,010 --> 01:24:41,770
I'll be right back. I'm coming back
right away.

852
01:25:02,010 --> 01:25:03,750
Excuse me, it was a second. Very
urgent.

853
01:25:05,070 --> 01:25:06,070
Yes,

854
01:25:06,310 --> 01:25:07,330
it's about a kidnapping.

855
01:25:07,690 --> 01:25:09,730
You have to see the inspector. Up
office on the right.

856
01:25:10,330 --> 01:25:14,830
It's for a kidnapping.

857
01:25:15,410 --> 01:25:17,690
And who was kidnapped? The king of Baghdad.

858
01:25:17,930 --> 01:25:18,930
Finally, an Arab.

859
01:25:19,570 --> 01:25:20,730
Okay, I'll report back.

860
01:25:21,110 --> 01:25:22,790
Yes, hurry up, please.
It's very urgent.

861
01:25:23,770 --> 01:25:25,410
Come on, hurry up.

862
01:25:25,890 --> 01:25:27,250
Eh oh, enough, you.

863
01:25:31,279 --> 01:25:34,940
Name, first name, profession, date of
birth.

864
01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:39,800
Uh, charriard, king. No, no, no, I
starts with you. Yes, me. Name,

865
01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:42,700
first name. Ah, yes, Jimmy James.

866
01:25:43,020 --> 01:25:44,520
Jimmy. Born in the year 1050.

867
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,680
Sorry? No, 1950.

868
01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:48,940
Come on!

869
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:02,760
Here it is, the end.

870
01:26:03,300 --> 01:26:09,660
Executioner, raise your axe. No ! The end!
The end!

871
01:26:09,660 --> 01:26:11,260
I have nothing more to say.

872
01:26:12,580 --> 01:26:13,960
My king will never come back.

873
01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:15,340
The king is dead.

874
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:17,240
You killed him before my eyes, witch.

875
01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:22,720
You think that this time it's all over
for me? For me and my small weight.

876
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:25,420
Take me with you, dear Azar.

877
01:26:27,660 --> 01:26:29,740
Anyway, I'll still come.

878
01:26:31,530 --> 01:26:33,710
I will always run after you.

879
01:26:34,390 --> 01:26:36,050
I can't keep running away.

880
01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:37,790
I'm tired.

881
01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:42,050
Let's get this over with, Mr. Rotten.

882
01:26:44,610 --> 01:26:46,030
I will be very careful.

883
01:26:46,270 --> 01:26:47,270
You will not feel any pain.

884
01:26:54,770 --> 01:26:57,210
Hello, Mr. Chariot. It's...

885
01:26:58,420 --> 01:26:59,820
S-H-A-R.

886
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:02,500
But no, but the time is not so
quickly. No, listen, it's a very

887
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,600
important. It is a king emirate of
oil.

888
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:07,020
We are close to a diplomatic incident.

889
01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:08,380
Do you know the kidnappers?

890
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:11,680
But it's you! It was the police who
jumped on it when leaving my house

891
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:12,680
last night.

892
01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:14,680
He is a personal friend of the rule
from England.

893
01:27:14,940 --> 01:27:17,840
Well, it's not a kidnapping, it's a
arrest.

894
01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:20,420
Perhaps it was this Arab who
stole the motorcycle.

895
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:21,619
Yes, it's him!

896
01:27:21,620 --> 01:27:22,478
Where is he?

897
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:23,820
Down at the police station.

898
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,400
Oh!

899
01:27:27,610 --> 01:27:28,930
Majesty, it's me.

900
01:27:35,290 --> 01:27:36,970
I can't.

901
01:27:37,270 --> 01:27:40,070
I can't. I can't.

902
01:27:41,470 --> 01:27:43,430
Agip, get the current back on.

903
01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:47,690
Allah always protected him. He goes
intervene. He always intervened.

904
01:27:48,250 --> 01:27:50,630
No, no, I can't.

905
01:27:53,970 --> 01:27:56,350
Run, give me your axe.

906
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:04,080
I agree to release your
emir. I'm giving you a prison break.

907
01:28:04,660 --> 01:28:08,640
So, the date... Excuse me, more than
ribbons.

908
01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:11,640
Shit ! Simpson took the key.

909
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:16,660
What, Simpson? What is this ? We
put the ribbons in the drawer. Simpson

910
01:28:16,660 --> 01:28:19,320
took the key. He left for lunch.
What do you want from me

911
01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:20,620
say? It comes back like this.

912
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:25,520
Come on, hop! Let me go! Go away,
ride me. Come on, come on!

913
01:28:26,190 --> 01:28:27,190
Come on !

914
01:30:43,790 --> 01:30:44,950
I have exactly what you need.

915
01:30:48,690 --> 01:30:52,630
So you will never be able to do without
him? Are you jealous? I don't want one

916
01:30:52,630 --> 01:30:53,630
invisible vizier.

917
01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:20,160
Everything is fine ? Long live the grand vizier!
Long live the grand vizier! Do you

918
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:24,260
see? Do you really see me? Yes, we
can see you, Jim.

919
01:31:26,100 --> 01:31:27,100
Welcome home, Jim.

920
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:28,480
The pleasure is all mine, sire.

921
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:34,740
Above all, don't try to demonstrate to me
your turn that no woman is worth one

922
01:31:34,740 --> 01:31:37,880
kingdom, right? Your desires are
orders, majesty.

923
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:53,020
It's strange, our neighbor is
spitting image of this actor.

