1 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:12,054 Two Absolut martinis up. Another Dewar's rocks. 2 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,556 We're not gonna run the table. 3 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:17,808 Deep background. I won't use your name. 4 00:00:18,142 --> 00:00:20,186 And you won't get a quote. 5 00:00:20,394 --> 00:00:22,730 - Why are we here? - You sat down. 6 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,065 - Is Josh on his way out? - No. 7 00:00:25,273 --> 00:00:27,400 - I know he's your friend. - He is. 8 00:00:27,609 --> 00:00:29,902 - Did Caldwell...? - I'm not talking. 9 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:31,362 - Who do I call? - No. 10 00:00:31,570 --> 00:00:34,823 - Just tell me who to call. - Call 1-800-BITE-ME. 11 00:00:35,782 --> 00:00:37,909 He's not going anywhere, Billy. 12 00:00:38,117 --> 00:00:39,619 You're lying now. 13 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:42,120 Why would I lie to a journalist? 14 00:00:42,329 --> 00:00:44,957 Why do you keep looking behind me? 15 00:00:45,165 --> 00:00:47,417 Alger Hiss came in with a pumpkin. 16 00:00:47,626 --> 00:00:50,461 - That girl's eyeing me. - Really? 17 00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:53,631 I never know if they're looking or not. 18 00:00:58,468 --> 00:01:00,095 Yeah, I think she was. 19 00:01:00,303 --> 00:01:03,681 Thank you for the casual way you did that. 20 00:01:03,973 --> 00:01:06,183 She probably didn't notice that. 21 00:01:12,063 --> 00:01:17,734 Twenty-five cars jumped the tracks, spilling sodium hydroxide.... 22 00:01:17,901 --> 00:01:21,487 17 across is just wrong. You believe that, Ruth? 23 00:01:21,696 --> 00:01:23,990 - You should call them. - I will. 24 00:01:24,198 --> 00:01:26,241 - Telephone. - I'm in the shower. 25 00:01:26,449 --> 00:01:28,410 It's Potus. 26 00:01:35,374 --> 00:01:39,585 You can have a normal life. You'd be amazed at how normal I am. 27 00:01:39,794 --> 00:01:42,296 It's all about budgeting your time. 28 00:01:42,505 --> 00:01:47,342 This time, this hour, this is my time. 5 a.m. to 6 a.m. 29 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:51,762 I can work out, think about personal matters. 30 00:01:51,971 --> 00:01:54,557 I can meet an interesting man. 31 00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:55,975 - The trick... - Beeper. 32 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:58,893 - What? - I think your beeper's going. 33 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,171 Lyman here. What is it? 34 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:34,548 Please turn off all electronic devices... 35 00:02:34,756 --> 00:02:39,178 ... stow tray tables and return your seats to the upright position. 36 00:02:39,386 --> 00:02:41,888 We will be landing shortly. 37 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:45,641 - Sir, please turn off your computer. - I'm almost done. 38 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:49,436 Sir, your laptop interferes with our systems. 39 00:02:49,644 --> 00:02:53,272 You know that sounds pretty ridiculous, right? 40 00:02:53,481 --> 00:02:57,109 Mr. Ziegler, a message was sent to the cockpit for you. 41 00:02:57,318 --> 00:03:02,197 I'm not sure I've got it right: "Potus in a bicycle accident"? 42 00:03:02,405 --> 00:03:04,157 You got it right. 43 00:03:04,365 --> 00:03:06,700 You can't use that until we land. 44 00:03:06,909 --> 00:03:09,953 We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011. 45 00:03:10,162 --> 00:03:14,624 It carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system. 46 00:03:14,832 --> 00:03:18,835 But I can screw it up with something I bought at Radioshack? 47 00:03:19,044 --> 00:03:22,005 You can call when we land, sir. 48 00:03:22,214 --> 00:03:24,840 Also, I never got my peanuts. 49 00:03:25,841 --> 00:03:28,177 How you doing, Sam? 50 00:03:28,385 --> 00:03:31,054 The water pressure in here is impressive. 51 00:03:31,262 --> 00:03:33,932 - I know. - You could run hydraulics. 52 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:36,558 - You want some? - I'm fine. 53 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:39,603 - I'm wasted. - And free of cataracts. 54 00:03:39,978 --> 00:03:42,688 - I get that. That's funny. - Thank you. 55 00:03:42,897 --> 00:03:46,943 Wait, your pager went off while you were in the shower. 56 00:03:47,151 --> 00:03:48,902 I thought it was mine. 57 00:03:49,986 --> 00:03:53,406 "Potus in a bicycle accident. Come to the office. " 58 00:03:53,615 --> 00:03:57,284 I memorized it just in case I erased it by accident. 59 00:03:57,493 --> 00:04:00,371 These things look exactly alike. 60 00:04:01,038 --> 00:04:05,833 Anyway, I'm totally baked, but it's not like I'm a drug person. 61 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:09,878 - I just love pot. - Laurie, I have to go. 62 00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:12,839 - It's 5:30 a.m. - This doesn't look good. 63 00:04:13,048 --> 00:04:14,340 Not that good, no. 64 00:04:14,548 --> 00:04:17,385 I like you, and I'd like to call you. 65 00:04:18,177 --> 00:04:20,428 Stay right here, save the call. 66 00:04:20,679 --> 00:04:23,056 I see the logic, but I gotta go. 67 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:28,894 - Because Potus was in an accident? - Yep. 68 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,826 Tell your friend Potus to learn to ride a bike. 69 00:04:47,034 --> 00:04:51,079 He's my boss, not my friend. It's not his name. It's his title. 70 00:04:51,287 --> 00:04:53,164 Potus? 71 00:04:53,373 --> 00:04:56,835 "President of the United States. " I'll call you! 72 00:05:14,641 --> 00:05:19,019 - Nice morning, Mr. McGarry. - We'll take care of that in a hurry. 73 00:05:20,938 --> 00:05:23,898 - Don't kill the messenger, Leo. - Why not? 74 00:05:24,107 --> 00:05:25,942 - Five minutes? - Please. 75 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,402 - Emma. - Morning. 76 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:29,361 Wilson. Joe. 77 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:32,072 - Jeffrey. - Whatever. Josh! 78 00:05:32,281 --> 00:05:33,741 - Morning, Leo. - Donna. 79 00:05:33,949 --> 00:05:36,617 - Is he in yet? - Yeah. 80 00:05:37,118 --> 00:05:38,870 Can you get him? 81 00:05:39,078 --> 00:05:41,079 - Josh! - Thanks. 82 00:05:41,288 --> 00:05:43,290 - I heard it's broken. - Wrong. 83 00:05:43,498 --> 00:05:45,792 It's a mild sprain. He'll be back. 84 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:49,295 - What caused it? - You from State Farm? 85 00:05:49,503 --> 00:05:52,965 Go! Do a job. He was swerving to avoid a tree. 86 00:05:53,174 --> 00:05:55,258 - And? - He was unsuccessful. 87 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:59,095 Just don't do anything until you talk to Justice. 88 00:05:59,345 --> 00:06:02,473 How many Cubans are crammed into these boats? 89 00:06:02,681 --> 00:06:05,767 By and large, they're not boats. 90 00:06:05,975 --> 00:06:10,396 "Boats" conjures the image of a boat, first of all. 91 00:06:10,605 --> 00:06:14,524 What the Cubans are on are charitably described as rafts. 92 00:06:14,733 --> 00:06:17,777 They're coming from Havana in fruit baskets. 93 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,570 - Let's be clear. - We are. 94 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:21,864 If it floats, it looks good to them. 95 00:06:22,072 --> 00:06:24,532 - How many are there? - We don't know. 96 00:06:24,741 --> 00:06:27,577 - What time did they leave? - We don't know. 97 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,579 - Know when they arrive? - No. 98 00:06:30,038 --> 00:06:33,415 On high ground in Key West with binoculars... 99 00:06:33,624 --> 00:06:35,626 ...I'd be as informed as you. 100 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:38,836 - True. - Intelligence is money well spent. 101 00:06:39,045 --> 00:06:43,090 Tom sent the Coast Guard. They won't make it to our waters! 102 00:06:43,298 --> 00:06:45,217 The DEA could suspect drugs. 103 00:06:45,425 --> 00:06:48,303 - Do they? - I can make a phone call. 104 00:06:48,929 --> 00:06:51,430 If the DEA thought they had drugs... 105 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:56,059 ...wouldn't we have to search those rafts with guns and blankets? 106 00:06:56,267 --> 00:06:58,686 You look like hell. You know that? 107 00:06:58,895 --> 00:07:02,940 - I do. Listen, did he say anything? - Did he say anything? 108 00:07:03,148 --> 00:07:06,193 The president's pissed at you and so am I. 109 00:07:06,401 --> 00:07:10,112 We gotta work with these people. Where do you get off...? 110 00:07:10,321 --> 00:07:13,199 - Al Caldwell's a good man. - He wasn't there. 111 00:07:13,407 --> 00:07:16,034 You take the entire Christian right... 112 00:07:16,243 --> 00:07:18,578 ...and dump them into one big pile. 113 00:07:18,787 --> 00:07:21,372 - We need them. - We don't need them. 114 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,958 We need Caldwell. We want Caldwell. 115 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:27,126 We don't need John Van Dyke or Mary Marsh. 116 00:07:27,335 --> 00:07:31,339 And I think there shouldn't be instant replay in football. 117 00:07:31,547 --> 00:07:33,590 - It was stupid. - Damn straight. 118 00:07:33,882 --> 00:07:37,427 - I was right, though! - Like I don't know that. 119 00:07:37,636 --> 00:07:41,472 Mr. McGarry, have they done an x-ray? Is anything broken? 120 00:07:41,681 --> 00:07:46,309 A $4000 titanium touring bike that I swore I'd never lend anyone. 121 00:07:46,518 --> 00:07:50,730 - I don't understand. - He's a klutz! The president's a geek. 122 00:07:50,939 --> 00:07:54,149 You know how I feel about that kind of talk. 123 00:07:54,358 --> 00:07:58,236 - I apologize. - Just in this room, is all I'm asking. 124 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:02,198 Call OEOB. Set up a briefing for the VP. 125 00:08:02,407 --> 00:08:04,992 Coordinate with Katey Simons' office. 126 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,244 - Get everybody? - Yes. Margaret? 127 00:08:07,452 --> 00:08:10,288 Call the editor of The Times ' crossword. 128 00:08:10,496 --> 00:08:13,416 Tell him "Khaddafi" has one H and two D's. 129 00:08:13,624 --> 00:08:15,876 And it isn't a 7-letter word. 130 00:08:16,085 --> 00:08:19,546 - Is this real or is this funny? - Neither. 131 00:08:19,754 --> 00:08:22,882 Can I say anything besides "Rode into a tree"? 132 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:25,801 - He'll never do it again. - They'll laugh. 133 00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:28,137 He rode his bicycle into a tree. 134 00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:32,348 "The president, while riding a bicycle on vacation... 135 00:08:32,557 --> 00:08:35,475 ...came to a sudden arboreal stop. " 136 00:08:35,684 --> 00:08:38,145 Tell me about the Cubans. 137 00:08:38,353 --> 00:08:40,605 Between 1200 and 2000 Cubans... 138 00:08:40,814 --> 00:08:43,357 ...from a village south of Havana. 139 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,401 - Headed where? - Vegas. 140 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:51,823 - Miami. Their navigational equipment... - Navigational? "That way is north. " 141 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:56,452 - If one had a fast ball, we'd get them. - That's not entirely true. 142 00:08:56,660 --> 00:09:00,371 Forget about the journey. The voyage is not our problem. 143 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:05,168 - What's our problem? - What to do when they hit Miami. 144 00:09:06,002 --> 00:09:07,753 Can't send them back. 145 00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:10,589 - We'll get whacked. - Three districts. 146 00:09:10,797 --> 00:09:13,799 - Those seats are gone. - Plus, it's wrong. 147 00:09:14,008 --> 00:09:15,468 - Texas? - Don't worry. 148 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:17,761 Keep Josh in the loop on this. 149 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:20,680 - Me? The thing is... - Deal with it. 150 00:09:21,806 --> 00:09:26,560 I'm happy to. I'm just saying, isn't this more of a military area? 151 00:09:28,687 --> 00:09:30,230 Military? 152 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:33,149 We're under attack by Cubans in rowboats? 153 00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:36,444 - I like our chances. - How did we win an election? 154 00:09:36,652 --> 00:09:41,072 - Pat Thomas wants the Guard. - You'll create a panic situation. 155 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:46,702 I agree with Josh, C.J. and Sam. You know that makes me crazy. 156 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:49,997 They're on the run. Don't play games. 157 00:09:50,205 --> 00:09:53,124 Send help, don't send the National Guard. 158 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:56,085 See that INS works with Red Cross and CDC. 159 00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:58,629 - I got a guy in CDC. - Talk to him. 160 00:10:00,339 --> 00:10:02,924 Moving on, let's talk about Josh. 161 00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:06,052 Al scares the president. Josh knows. 162 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:09,262 - He won't fire him. - He has no choice. 163 00:10:09,471 --> 00:10:13,850 - He's not gonna fire Josh. - He doesn't have a choice. 164 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:17,394 I had drinks with Sam Seaborn last night. 165 00:10:17,603 --> 00:10:21,481 - And the president's firing Josh? - He needs these people. 166 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,399 Folks.... 167 00:10:23,608 --> 00:10:26,319 - What if he...? - He doesn't have a choice. 168 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,528 Good morning. 169 00:10:28,737 --> 00:10:34,742 Dr. Randal Haymen, chief of orthopedics at St. John's... 170 00:10:34,951 --> 00:10:37,870 ...diagnosed the president with a sprained ankle... 171 00:10:38,079 --> 00:10:41,456 ...sustained while cycling into a large tree. 172 00:10:42,374 --> 00:10:45,794 Details are in the report being distributed... 173 00:10:46,002 --> 00:10:51,507 ...with photos of the president resisting help and falling down again. 174 00:10:51,715 --> 00:10:55,343 By all means, enjoy yourselves. Item number two. 175 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:58,346 C.J., has the president...? 176 00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:00,806 Let's just get through this. 177 00:11:01,014 --> 00:11:02,724 Item number two.... 178 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,773 None of your business. If 38 states... 179 00:11:10,982 --> 00:11:14,985 You don't believe in any god that I pray to, Mr. Lyman. 180 00:11:15,193 --> 00:11:19,947 The god you pray to is too busy being indicted for tax fraud. 181 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:24,534 You don't believe in any god that I pray to, Mr. Lyman. 182 00:11:24,742 --> 00:11:29,830 The god you pray to is too busy being indicted for tax fraud. 183 00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:36,794 That tie bleeds on television. 184 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:40,506 - The tie wasn't the problem. - I told you. 185 00:11:40,715 --> 00:11:42,298 - What's that? - Coffee. 186 00:11:42,507 --> 00:11:44,467 - I thought so. - It's for you. 187 00:11:44,676 --> 00:11:47,262 - What's going on? - Nothing. Coffee. 188 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:49,805 Close the door. 189 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:57,311 - When did you start working here? - The campaign. 190 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,856 - How long ago? - A year and a half. 191 00:12:00,106 --> 00:12:02,816 When's the last time you brought coffee? 192 00:12:03,024 --> 00:12:05,277 You've never brought me coffee. 193 00:12:05,485 --> 00:12:09,071 - It isn't a big deal... - If I get fired, I get fired. 194 00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:12,867 Do you think he's gonna do it? 195 00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:15,869 No. 196 00:12:16,077 --> 00:12:20,581 You won that election for him, you and Leo and C.J. and Sam. 197 00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:24,209 - Open the damn door. - And him. 198 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:31,841 - Thanks for the coffee. - You're welcome. 199 00:12:32,049 --> 00:12:34,885 - Donna brought you coffee? - Shut up! 200 00:12:36,219 --> 00:12:38,429 What's up? 201 00:12:41,265 --> 00:12:42,933 What'd I say yesterday? 202 00:12:43,142 --> 00:12:46,436 - Don't get cute with Marsh. - Don't get cute. 203 00:12:46,644 --> 00:12:50,356 I said don't treat Caldwell like a revival tent clown. 204 00:12:50,565 --> 00:12:53,400 - Caldwell wasn't there. - He was watching. 205 00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:55,486 What do you want from me? 206 00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:58,571 I want you to keep your job. 207 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,283 - How? - I have a suggestion... 208 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:06,203 ...but it's not an indication that I like you. 209 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,954 I understand. 210 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:14,502 For the Sunday morning radio address on family values... 211 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,753 - That's on the schedule? - Wait. 212 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,590 - It's a regular Sunday. - When was it scheduled? 213 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:27,095 After your smug, taunting, calamitous performance on Capitol Beat! 214 00:13:28,846 --> 00:13:32,934 America for Better Families, Al Caldwell, Mary Marsh. 215 00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:37,103 I invited them for coffee to talk about... 216 00:13:37,312 --> 00:13:39,606 - What they want to hear. - Yes. 217 00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:42,441 Presidents are rolling in their graves. 218 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:45,277 - Come to the meeting and be nice. - Why? 219 00:13:45,486 --> 00:13:48,696 - It'll look good. - Caldwell's friends are bad. 220 00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:52,575 He should say so for the common good. Screw politics. 221 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:55,327 You don't run social policy! 222 00:13:55,577 --> 00:13:58,330 I'm in charge of the message around here! 223 00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:02,792 The best thing the president can do from a PR standpoint... 224 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:06,044 ...is to show you the door. 225 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:14,301 Come to the meeting. Be nice, keep your job. 226 00:14:18,763 --> 00:14:20,932 I'll be there. 227 00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:27,020 - Oh, take a look at this. - What's that? 228 00:14:27,229 --> 00:14:31,190 A kid in the newsroom clipped that this morning. 229 00:14:31,399 --> 00:14:34,026 Guess who's coming to town to consult? 230 00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:38,905 - She's leasing offices downtown. - Who's she working for? 231 00:14:39,072 --> 00:14:40,991 I'm checking it out. 232 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,918 That's a good picture of her. 233 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:05,553 Bruce? Bruce! 234 00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:08,680 I just got back into the business... 235 00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:12,517 ...but I didn't come by way of a turnip truck. 236 00:15:12,726 --> 00:15:15,894 Yank me around, and I'm gonna get cranky. 237 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:20,065 Who's your source on 443? Big fat byline above the fold? 238 00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:24,068 It's time we play "What Have You Done For Me Lately?" 239 00:15:24,277 --> 00:15:28,864 Don't say you're gonna try. This isn't gym class. 240 00:15:31,158 --> 00:15:35,119 I said gym class. Gym class? 241 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:43,126 Because it's important in gym to try. 242 00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,836 It was a simple metaphor. 243 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,797 You're misinterpreting me and the senator. 244 00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:50,966 It's bush-league reporting. 245 00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:53,259 - You ran a red light. - Hold on. 246 00:15:53,468 --> 00:15:55,428 Hustle me, I'll make you cry. 247 00:15:55,636 --> 00:15:57,846 - License, please. - Just a second. 248 00:15:58,054 --> 00:15:59,639 Now, please. 249 00:15:59,848 --> 00:16:04,101 I'm under arrest. I have to call you back. 250 00:16:05,644 --> 00:16:08,522 Two percent in the third quarter. 251 00:16:08,731 --> 00:16:12,400 The president's gonna check the revenue analysis... 252 00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:17,738 ...and say economists are here to make astrologers look good. 253 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,325 Luther, one year from today, where's the Dow? 254 00:16:21,575 --> 00:16:22,825 Great. Up 1000. 255 00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:25,578 - Fred? A year. - Not good. Down 1000. 256 00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:28,914 In a year, one of you will look stupid. 257 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,042 - Can we go now? - Go. Get out. 258 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,878 We have storm systems in south Florida. 259 00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:38,547 With any luck, the Cubans will turn around. 260 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:42,926 Think they're tuned to the National Weather Service? 261 00:16:43,092 --> 00:16:44,135 What is it? 262 00:16:44,302 --> 00:16:47,222 - I think we're about to get tagged. - What? 263 00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:49,097 - Re-election. - Not yet. 264 00:16:49,348 --> 00:16:53,268 Don't let Russell push us around on Medicare or missiles. 265 00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:57,104 - You're taking him too seriously. - His stock is up. 266 00:16:57,271 --> 00:16:59,482 - Hollywood likes him. - It'll wait. 267 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:03,276 You're Lloyd Russell, prince of white suburban women... 268 00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:06,403 ...middle-class black men, the Teachers' Union. 269 00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,322 What do you do? 270 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:11,075 - Fund exploratory committees. - Run by? 271 00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:13,159 - You. - I already got a job. 272 00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:15,328 - For now. - Then who? 273 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:19,623 Mandy, if I could get her to leave her job at Lennox/Chase. 274 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:23,752 - You'd be smart. - Think she'd be interested in his job? 275 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,544 - Guess what? - She here? 276 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,255 - As of today. - Why? 277 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,049 Working for Lloyd Russell. 278 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:36,221 Margaret! Get me Senator Russell's office on the phone! 279 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,931 Same suit you wore yesterday? 280 00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:41,558 Yeah. You? 281 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:44,060 Yeah. 282 00:17:49,065 --> 00:17:51,149 - I think it's him. - It is. 283 00:17:51,358 --> 00:17:53,610 I'm going over there. 284 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,949 Sorry to interrupt. 285 00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:02,575 We're in a poli-sci group. 286 00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:06,037 You're excellent. Could we have your autograph? 287 00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:09,081 Mandy Hampton. She's excellent too. 288 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,626 - From the campaign. - You guys used to be a thing? 289 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:13,836 - Jenn! - Sorry. 290 00:18:14,086 --> 00:18:17,338 She stole money from me. Thanks for stopping by. 291 00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:19,173 - Thanks. - Thanks. 292 00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:21,174 See you. 293 00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:24,136 You want to know if Lloyd's running. 294 00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:27,014 I don't care. He's a lightweight. 295 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,764 - Don't like him? - No. 296 00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:33,060 - How will he be on the budget? - You should get to know him. 297 00:18:33,227 --> 00:18:36,479 - I have enough friends. - Not these days. 298 00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:42,818 - It's not like they were on our side. - They've waited for you to trip up. 299 00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:47,029 It's Christmas morning for Mary Marsh. 300 00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:51,409 You're a Fulbright scholar. Don't you think... 301 00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:54,453 ...that you're about to be fired? 302 00:18:54,703 --> 00:18:57,873 Do what Toby's telling you to do. 303 00:18:58,956 --> 00:19:00,958 Did you call him Lloyd? 304 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:02,585 - Who? - Senator Russell. 305 00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,003 - When? - Just now. 306 00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:07,338 "You want to know if Lloyd is running. " 307 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:11,133 Unusual, using his first name to a third party. 308 00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:13,093 - Third party? - Get my point? 309 00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:16,513 - No. - You're dating Lloyd Russell. 310 00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:22,101 Yes. 311 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:23,768 Wow. That's great. 312 00:19:24,019 --> 00:19:27,397 - Are you gonna freak out? - No. Isn't he gay? 313 00:19:27,606 --> 00:19:29,399 - He's not gay. - You sure? 314 00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:32,193 - Very sure. - He seems effeminate. 315 00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:35,154 He's very athletic. Plenty masculine. 316 00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:38,156 - He's a woman. - Take me seriously. 317 00:19:38,364 --> 00:19:39,741 I do. 318 00:19:42,242 --> 00:19:44,620 The Times is releasing a poll... 319 00:19:44,828 --> 00:19:48,165 ...that brings your unfavorables up to 48%. 320 00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:50,958 - I hadn't heard. - You will in an hour. 321 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,503 - Says who? - I'm not on your team. 322 00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:57,964 First you give advice, now I'm not on your team? 323 00:19:58,173 --> 00:20:01,425 I want you at fighting weight when we start. 324 00:20:09,265 --> 00:20:13,019 - You and Lloyd Russell? - Yeah. 325 00:20:21,692 --> 00:20:23,402 Seventeen across. 326 00:20:23,611 --> 00:20:27,822 It's wrong. You're spelling his name wrong. 327 00:20:28,782 --> 00:20:31,867 What's my name? My name doesn't matter. 328 00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:36,997 I'm a citizen who relies on The Times ' crossword for stimulation. 329 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:40,041 I've met the man twice. 330 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:45,545 I've recommended a pre-emptive Exocet missile strike against his air force... 331 00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:48,590 Leo. 332 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:51,884 - They hung up on me. - That's hard to believe. 333 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:54,679 - What is it? - I need someone for... 334 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,889 - Send Naomi. What else? - Press leak on A3C3. 335 00:20:58,139 --> 00:21:03,018 That was Hutchinson. What else? Please don't ask me about Josh. 336 00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,229 - I was asking... - I don't know. 337 00:21:05,437 --> 00:21:07,856 You know the president better than me. 338 00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:10,066 I've known him 40 years. 339 00:21:10,274 --> 00:21:16,029 Any given day, there's no predicting what he'll choose to care about. 340 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:18,615 I'm sorry. I'm late. 341 00:21:20,993 --> 00:21:23,619 The assault stats are wrong. 342 00:21:23,786 --> 00:21:25,746 They came from your office. 343 00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:30,750 - You still can't use them. - Why can't I use them? 344 00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:34,712 - The 76-year-old grandma. - Carr and Gilmore come back. 345 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,213 Who's the grandma? 346 00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:39,133 Every day, 17,000 Americans fire a gun... 347 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,591 That is untrue. 348 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,844 Including a 76-year-old... 349 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,305 ...who defended herself against an intruder. 350 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:50,225 A grandmother doesn't defend herself with an AK-47... 351 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:54,186 ...unless she's defending herself against Turkish rebels. 352 00:21:54,353 --> 00:21:57,481 - You know my assistant, Cathy. - Hi. 353 00:21:57,648 --> 00:21:59,107 I need you a second. 354 00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:00,775 Call me tonight. 355 00:22:01,025 --> 00:22:04,696 - Leo's wife called. - She hates me. What did I do? 356 00:22:04,904 --> 00:22:06,947 You hit on her at a party. 357 00:22:07,156 --> 00:22:10,117 - I meant, why did she call? - She wants... 358 00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:13,453 For the last time, I didn't know who she was! 359 00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:16,748 - Anyway... - Most women would be flattered. 360 00:22:16,956 --> 00:22:19,416 - Leo was touched. - What did she want? 361 00:22:19,624 --> 00:22:22,377 Her daughter's class is getting a tour. 362 00:22:22,586 --> 00:22:24,628 She wants you to do it. 363 00:22:24,837 --> 00:22:26,881 - I can't. - They wrote essays. 364 00:22:27,089 --> 00:22:30,341 I don't know anything about the White House. 365 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:35,972 - You want to tell her that? - Let this be a national emergency. 366 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:45,062 -Cashmere Escorts. - You paged me. 367 00:22:45,271 --> 00:22:47,523 -Who is this? - Sam Seaborn. 368 00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:49,816 Sorry, there's been a mistake. 369 00:22:50,025 --> 00:22:55,362 - Who's this? -Cashmere Escort Service. 370 00:22:55,571 --> 00:22:58,407 - Okay. Page me. - Where are you going? 371 00:22:58,657 --> 00:23:01,784 Nowhere. Page me and punch in my number. 372 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:14,128 - You switched pagers with someone? - A woman's about to call me. 373 00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:30,226 -You paged me? - Laurie. 374 00:23:30,601 --> 00:23:34,479 -Who's this? - It's Sam. Sam Seaborn. 375 00:23:34,812 --> 00:23:39,191 -You called me. - Actually, you called me. 376 00:23:39,524 --> 00:23:45,238 That's because you have my pager and I have yours. 377 00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:48,157 -Oh. - Yeah. 378 00:23:48,366 --> 00:23:51,618 Can I come by and see you real quick? 379 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:56,206 -Yeah. - Thanks. Good. 380 00:23:57,915 --> 00:24:01,752 - Four column inches above the fold. - You're wrong. 381 00:24:01,961 --> 00:24:04,671 I don't have time to answer questions. 382 00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:07,257 That won't stop you from asking. 383 00:24:07,465 --> 00:24:09,801 Has the president reacted to Josh? 384 00:24:10,008 --> 00:24:12,052 None that I'm aware of. 385 00:24:12,261 --> 00:24:15,347 I'll give you time when I've got it. 386 00:24:18,808 --> 00:24:21,811 - They picking up the scent? - Billy is. 387 00:24:22,019 --> 00:24:25,981 - Josh is coming to the coffee. - Keep him cool. 388 00:24:29,149 --> 00:24:33,696 The president's deeply religious. I don't need to tell you. 389 00:24:33,904 --> 00:24:38,157 His work with the Baptists, the Catholic League. 390 00:24:38,324 --> 00:24:39,409 And my church. 391 00:24:39,575 --> 00:24:43,662 He also spent months traveling around the country... 392 00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:45,998 ...discouraging abortion. 393 00:24:46,206 --> 00:24:47,873 Hang on. He never said... 394 00:24:48,082 --> 00:24:51,585 It's not the government's place to legislate... 395 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:55,296 ...but he plays his role as a moral leader. 396 00:24:55,505 --> 00:24:58,925 Something which cost him dearly in the campaign. 397 00:24:59,092 --> 00:25:01,677 Why does he demonize us as a group? 398 00:25:01,844 --> 00:25:04,138 Your group has plenty of demons. 399 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:06,097 Every group has demons. 400 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:10,018 I know, I'm in the Democratic Party. 401 00:25:10,226 --> 00:25:13,770 Everyone in the Christian Right isn't the same. 402 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:17,858 When you stand that close to Marsh and Van Dyke... 403 00:25:18,066 --> 00:25:20,860 ...they paint you with the same brush. 404 00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:23,195 I need them for muscle. 405 00:25:23,404 --> 00:25:26,448 No, you don't, but you're in a tough spot. 406 00:25:26,656 --> 00:25:30,076 - I'm not looking for a holy war. - I know, Al. 407 00:25:30,285 --> 00:25:34,705 We can keep this from escalating beyond a woman being angry... 408 00:25:34,913 --> 00:25:37,373 ...at getting her hair messed up. 409 00:25:37,582 --> 00:25:40,501 There you go. It wasn't a little deal. 410 00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:43,171 You need to take me seriously. 411 00:25:43,378 --> 00:25:46,214 You don't think we take this seriously? 412 00:25:46,423 --> 00:25:50,801 Yesterday, the president ordered me to fire Josh Lyman. 413 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:53,679 I'm trying to talk him out of it. 414 00:25:53,888 --> 00:25:58,349 He'll be here in 10 minutes. Who knows if Josh still has a job? 415 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,770 How much more seriously can we take it? 416 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:05,606 - It's regrettable. - Yes, it is. 417 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:11,110 Anyway, I'm glad Toby organized your meeting this afternoon. 418 00:26:11,986 --> 00:26:14,155 So am I. 419 00:26:25,706 --> 00:26:28,625 - Can I come in? - Sure. 420 00:26:31,044 --> 00:26:34,421 - Nice apartment. - You saw it last night. 421 00:26:34,588 --> 00:26:38,800 I really like it. It makes very good use of space. 422 00:26:39,134 --> 00:26:41,260 The ladle on the pegboards. 423 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:44,639 It didn't come with the apartment. It's mine. 424 00:26:44,847 --> 00:26:47,516 - Right. - Yes. 425 00:26:48,099 --> 00:26:49,809 - Can I ask...? - Am I a hooker? 426 00:26:50,018 --> 00:26:52,228 What I was going to say is this: 427 00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:56,649 In addition to being a law student and part-time bartender... 428 00:26:56,857 --> 00:27:01,986 ...are you what I am certain would be a very high-priced call girl? 429 00:27:03,363 --> 00:27:06,198 I make no judgments. But with my job... 430 00:27:06,406 --> 00:27:08,450 Yeah. 431 00:27:10,369 --> 00:27:13,537 - Yes? - Yes. 432 00:27:13,746 --> 00:27:16,582 I'm sorry. I should have told you. 433 00:27:16,790 --> 00:27:19,376 - I wanted you to like me. - I do. 434 00:27:27,967 --> 00:27:29,384 I have to go. 435 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,851 My pager. 436 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,729 Thanks. 437 00:27:43,938 --> 00:27:47,525 - I don't know how often you get up... - Sam, go. 438 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:51,027 You don't know who I am. 439 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,947 There are people who'd pay to try to... 440 00:27:54,154 --> 00:27:55,489 I know. 441 00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,868 Go. It's okay. 442 00:28:17,258 --> 00:28:21,386 Reverend Caldwell, if you would step in here. 443 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:32,562 Excuse me. We'll be a minute. Everyone have a seat. 444 00:28:32,770 --> 00:28:36,107 Everybody, nicely and quietly take a seat. 445 00:28:36,357 --> 00:28:38,984 - Put it on. - No! 446 00:28:39,192 --> 00:28:41,862 You've worn those clothes for 31 hours. 447 00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:44,155 I'm not sprucing up for them. 448 00:28:44,363 --> 00:28:48,993 All the girls think you look really hot in this shirt. 449 00:28:49,535 --> 00:28:52,412 Bonnie? Tell Toby he's changing his shirt. 450 00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:54,289 Right. 451 00:28:55,874 --> 00:28:58,584 - You're late. - I'm having a weird day. 452 00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:02,004 The class is waiting in the Roosevelt Room. 453 00:29:02,212 --> 00:29:06,632 - I don't know what to say. - Tell them about the building. 454 00:29:06,841 --> 00:29:08,718 I don't know about the building. 455 00:29:08,925 --> 00:29:11,887 - Fake it. - I can't. 456 00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:17,016 Which one's Leo's daughter? What does she look like? 457 00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:20,561 - I don't know. - Thank you for all your help. 458 00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:23,229 Sure. 459 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:29,151 - Sorry I'm late. - Mr. Seaborn, Mallory O'Brian. 460 00:29:29,359 --> 00:29:31,236 These fourth-graders... 461 00:29:31,445 --> 00:29:34,363 ...wrote essays on visiting the White House. 462 00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:37,408 That's great. Why don't we get started? 463 00:29:37,617 --> 00:29:42,120 I'm Sam Seaborn, the deputy communications director. 464 00:29:42,329 --> 00:29:46,457 What does that mean, exactly? I'm a counselor to the president... 465 00:29:46,665 --> 00:29:50,294 ...on domestic matters, not security related. 466 00:29:50,503 --> 00:29:54,964 I work with the communications director and press secretary... 467 00:29:55,131 --> 00:29:58,884 ...to get our message out through the media. 468 00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:02,804 While my role here is seen as politically skewed... 469 00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:07,600 ...remember, it's not the DNC, but your taxes that pay my salary. 470 00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:11,561 So I work for you, whether you voted for us or not. 471 00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:19,652 How about some history? 472 00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:24,572 Sure. I graduated law school and started at Dewey Ballantine... 473 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:28,284 Actually, I meant a history of the building. 474 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:29,993 - The White House? - Yes. 475 00:30:30,202 --> 00:30:33,538 The White House was built several years ago... 476 00:30:33,747 --> 00:30:36,832 ...mostly, if I'm not mistaken, out of cement. 477 00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:40,878 The room we're in, the Roosevelt Room, is famous. 478 00:30:41,128 --> 00:30:46,591 It is named after our 18th president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. 479 00:30:46,841 --> 00:30:50,261 The chairs were made from a pirate ship... 480 00:30:50,886 --> 00:30:52,471 ...captured during the... 481 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:57,976 Kids, I need to talk with Mr. Seaborn. Sit tight for a second. 482 00:31:06,316 --> 00:31:07,483 Hi. 483 00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:09,527 Are you a moron? 484 00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:13,364 - In this area, yes. - The 18th president was Grant. 485 00:31:13,613 --> 00:31:15,865 This room was named for Theodore. 486 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:20,536 - There's a painting of him in there. - I should've figured it out. 487 00:31:20,744 --> 00:31:26,791 I can speak with authority on many things, but not about the White House. 488 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,462 The deputy communications director can't talk about the White House? 489 00:31:31,713 --> 00:31:33,964 - It's ironic. - I don't believe it. 490 00:31:34,214 --> 00:31:38,759 Can you tell me which one of those kids is Leo McGarry's daughter? 491 00:31:38,926 --> 00:31:42,638 - Why? - If I make sure she's having fun... 492 00:31:42,847 --> 00:31:45,306 ...it might make my life easier. 493 00:31:45,807 --> 00:31:48,226 These children worked hard. 494 00:31:48,435 --> 00:31:51,061 I don't want to make your life easier. 495 00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:55,649 Please believe me when I say I'm a nice guy having a bad day. 496 00:31:55,858 --> 00:32:02,405 The Times says many Americans feel the White House is unfocused. 497 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:06,450 There's footage of the president riding into a tree. 498 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,618 We're fishing for Cubans... 499 00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:12,079 ...but the governor of Florida wants a blockade. 500 00:32:12,288 --> 00:32:14,832 My friend is about to get fired. 501 00:32:15,082 --> 00:32:18,084 And I accidentally slept with a prostitute. 502 00:32:18,293 --> 00:32:22,713 Please tell me which one of those kids is my boss's daughter. 503 00:32:23,464 --> 00:32:25,758 That would be me. 504 00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:29,093 - You? - Yes. 505 00:32:29,302 --> 00:32:34,474 Leo's daughter's fourth-grade class. 506 00:32:34,681 --> 00:32:38,268 This is bad on so many levels. 507 00:32:45,524 --> 00:32:47,942 She'll try and bait you. 508 00:32:48,151 --> 00:32:51,738 - Lloyd Russell. That'll last. - Listen to me. 509 00:32:51,946 --> 00:32:55,240 - They want you to sound arrogant. - That's easy. 510 00:32:55,449 --> 00:32:58,911 We apologize. We're running a bit late today. 511 00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:00,661 Good afternoon. 512 00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:03,956 - How's the president? - Mild sprain. He's fine. 513 00:33:04,165 --> 00:33:05,665 John Van Dyke. 514 00:33:05,874 --> 00:33:07,751 Everybody, sit. 515 00:33:07,959 --> 00:33:10,420 I'm happy you could be here today. 516 00:33:10,629 --> 00:33:14,340 The president makes a usual Sunday radio address. 517 00:33:14,548 --> 00:33:18,176 - In a few weeks, he's... - If I could interrupt. 518 00:33:19,052 --> 00:33:23,056 Christian and family-oriented organizations... 519 00:33:23,264 --> 00:33:26,058 ...while embraced by many Americans... 520 00:33:26,266 --> 00:33:30,437 ...have been met with hostility by their government. 521 00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:34,524 Yesterday morning on a television program... 522 00:33:34,774 --> 00:33:39,694 ...that contempt was given a voice and a face and a name. 523 00:33:39,903 --> 00:33:43,197 - I'm referring to you. - Glad you brought it up. 524 00:33:43,447 --> 00:33:46,408 I'm surprised. I counted you as a friend. 525 00:33:46,617 --> 00:33:48,535 And I'm honored by that. 526 00:33:48,744 --> 00:33:51,579 When I spoke on the program yesterday... 527 00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:55,707 ...I didn't speak for the president. That's important. 528 00:33:55,874 --> 00:33:58,085 Please allow me to apologize. 529 00:33:58,293 --> 00:34:02,380 My remarks were insulting. I went for a cheap laugh. 530 00:34:02,588 --> 00:34:07,843 Anybody willing to debate ideas deserves more than a punch line. 531 00:34:08,218 --> 00:34:10,470 Mary, I apologize. 532 00:34:12,472 --> 00:34:14,723 Good, then. 533 00:34:15,182 --> 00:34:17,184 Let's deal. 534 00:34:19,436 --> 00:34:21,271 - I'm sorry? - What do we get? 535 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:24,190 - For what? - Insulting millions. 536 00:34:24,357 --> 00:34:28,068 - Like Josh said... - I heard. What do we get? 537 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:31,280 - An apology. - Sunday's address. 538 00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:33,864 School prayer or pornography. Pick. 539 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:37,076 - School prayer or porn? - On every corner. 540 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:39,536 - I know. - Condoms in the schools. 541 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,579 - What? - Condoms in schools. 542 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,249 - That's a problem. - What? 543 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,544 They reduce the risk of teen pregnancy and AIDS. 544 00:34:48,752 --> 00:34:50,004 So does abstinence. 545 00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:53,256 A teenager sees a condom, he turns to lust. 546 00:34:53,464 --> 00:34:55,758 Show him a lug wrench, and he... 547 00:34:55,967 --> 00:35:00,554 School prayer, pornography, condoms. What's it gonna be? 548 00:35:03,098 --> 00:35:06,058 We're not prepared to make a deal right now. 549 00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:07,727 Sure we are. Mary... 550 00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:11,563 You're cleaning out your desk at the end of the day. 551 00:35:11,771 --> 00:35:15,316 I'll negotiate with Toby, if it's all the same. 552 00:35:15,525 --> 00:35:20,029 It was only a matter of time. That New York sense of humor... 553 00:35:20,946 --> 00:35:23,031 They think they're smarter. 554 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,158 But nobody else does. 555 00:35:25,366 --> 00:35:28,911 I'm actually from Connecticut. But the point is... 556 00:35:29,286 --> 00:35:30,996 She meant Jewish. 557 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:38,169 "New York sense of humor. " 558 00:35:38,377 --> 00:35:43,006 - She meant you and me. - Let's not even go there. 559 00:35:44,758 --> 00:35:48,218 There's been an apology. Let's move on. 560 00:35:49,178 --> 00:35:54,056 I want to know why we hear so much about amendments... 561 00:35:54,265 --> 00:35:56,100 ...but not the Commandments. 562 00:35:56,350 --> 00:36:00,145 - I don't like what I'm accused of. - That's tough. 563 00:36:00,353 --> 00:36:02,939 First Commandment is, "Honor thy father. " 564 00:36:03,106 --> 00:36:07,693 No, it isn't. If we're going through this preposterous exercise... 565 00:36:07,902 --> 00:36:11,030 ...we're gonna get the Commandments right! 566 00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:13,239 It's the third commandment. 567 00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:16,576 - And the first? - "I am the Lord your God. 568 00:36:16,743 --> 00:36:20,245 Thou shalt worship no other god before me. " 569 00:36:20,454 --> 00:36:21,914 Those were the days. 570 00:36:22,122 --> 00:36:24,500 - Good afternoon, Mr. President. - Al. 571 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:29,337 - What do you got here, C.J.? - We've got some hot tempers. 572 00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:32,839 - I'm John Van Dyke. - Yes. Reverend? 573 00:36:33,048 --> 00:36:35,008 May I ask you a question? 574 00:36:35,217 --> 00:36:39,428 If children can buy pornography anywhere for $5... 575 00:36:39,637 --> 00:36:43,890 ...isn't that too high a price to pay for free speech? 576 00:36:44,182 --> 00:36:46,267 - Really? - However... 577 00:36:46,476 --> 00:36:50,145 ...I do think $5 is too high a price for pornography. 578 00:36:50,687 --> 00:36:52,773 - Why don't we sit down? - No. 579 00:36:52,981 --> 00:36:57,401 They won't be staying long. Some coffee, Mr. Lewis? 580 00:36:57,818 --> 00:37:01,656 I've asked you to denounce the practices of a group... 581 00:37:01,864 --> 00:37:04,241 ...called the "Lambs of God. " 582 00:37:04,449 --> 00:37:08,328 - It's not up to me. - Crap. It is up to you. 583 00:37:08,702 --> 00:37:12,373 My wife never wants me to do anything while I'm upset. 584 00:37:12,581 --> 00:37:14,083 Thank you, Mr. Lewis. 585 00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:18,044 Years ago, I came home from a very bad day. 586 00:37:18,211 --> 00:37:20,088 I say I'm going for a drive. 587 00:37:20,296 --> 00:37:24,466 I get in the car, put it in reverse, and pull out full speed. 588 00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:28,135 But I forgot to open the garage door. 589 00:37:30,304 --> 00:37:33,516 Abbey said not to drive angry. She was right. 590 00:37:33,723 --> 00:37:39,229 She said not to get on that bicycle while I was upset, but I did. 591 00:37:39,437 --> 00:37:42,398 I was about as angry as I've ever been. 592 00:37:42,606 --> 00:37:47,110 Seems my granddaughter had given an interview in a teen magazine. 593 00:37:47,277 --> 00:37:50,488 Between movie stars and makeup... 594 00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:53,865 ...she talked about a woman's right to choose. 595 00:37:54,074 --> 00:37:57,744 Annie, all of 12, has always been precocious. 596 00:37:57,995 --> 00:38:00,579 She's got a good head on her shoulders. 597 00:38:00,788 --> 00:38:06,167 Her mother called me in tears. I said, "Elizabeth, what's wrong?" 598 00:38:06,376 --> 00:38:08,294 She said, "It's Annie. " 599 00:38:09,212 --> 00:38:15,092 I love my family, I've read my Bible cover to cover, so you tell me: 600 00:38:15,342 --> 00:38:20,805 From what part of Scripture did the Lambs of God draw their inspiration... 601 00:38:20,972 --> 00:38:24,516 ...when they sent my granddaughter a doll... 602 00:38:24,683 --> 00:38:27,936 ...with a knife stuck through its throat? 603 00:38:32,732 --> 00:38:35,276 You'll denounce these people publicly. 604 00:38:35,484 --> 00:38:40,363 Until you do, you can all get your fat asses out of my White House. 605 00:38:40,613 --> 00:38:42,573 Show these people out. 606 00:38:43,449 --> 00:38:47,494 - I believe we can find the door. - Find it now. 607 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:01,839 - We'll fix this, Leo. - See that you do. 608 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:07,802 - I was the calmest person in the room. - Way to stay cool. 609 00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:11,097 I won't auction off the Bill of Rights. 610 00:39:11,264 --> 00:39:12,474 You almost hit her. 611 00:39:12,682 --> 00:39:16,602 - She called us New York Jews. - I'm from Connecticut. 612 00:39:16,769 --> 00:39:18,729 You, C.J., were brilliant. 613 00:39:18,937 --> 00:39:22,273 I liked the part where you said nothing at all. 614 00:39:22,482 --> 00:39:26,318 All I could think about was Russell and your girlfriend. 615 00:39:26,526 --> 00:39:29,571 - Mandy and Lloyd Russell? - "Hello, Mr. President! 616 00:39:29,821 --> 00:39:34,492 Did you have a nice trip, sir? How's the ankle, sir?" 617 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:40,330 We've been taking a little break, thinking about our personal lives... 618 00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:43,333 ...or thinking about keeping our jobs. 619 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:48,337 It's not a bad idea to take a break every now and then. 620 00:39:48,545 --> 00:39:51,881 I know how hard you all work. 621 00:39:53,799 --> 00:39:58,011 One time Annie came to me with this press clipping. 622 00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:01,556 Some theologians in South America were excited... 623 00:40:01,765 --> 00:40:05,351 ...because a little girl in Chile sliced a tomato... 624 00:40:05,601 --> 00:40:10,396 ...and the inside flesh had actually formed a perfect rosary. 625 00:40:10,563 --> 00:40:14,484 The theologians thought this was a very impressive girl. 626 00:40:15,068 --> 00:40:19,530 Annie commented that she thought it was a very impressive tomato. 627 00:40:20,197 --> 00:40:22,698 Don't know why I thought of that. 628 00:40:22,865 --> 00:40:27,870 Intelligence reports 1200 Cubans left Havana this morning. 629 00:40:28,078 --> 00:40:31,289 Approximately 700 turned back due to weather. 630 00:40:31,539 --> 00:40:34,667 Some 350 are missing and presumed dead. 631 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:41,547 137 have been taken into custody in Miami and are seeking asylum. 632 00:40:41,923 --> 00:40:45,343 They came through a storm. 633 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:51,306 The ones that didn't die want a better life, and they want it here. 634 00:40:51,848 --> 00:40:54,392 Talk about impressive. 635 00:40:54,892 --> 00:40:58,145 My point is this: Break's over. 636 00:40:59,229 --> 00:41:02,857 - Thank you, Mr. President. - Thank you, sir. 637 00:41:11,864 --> 00:41:15,827 "Too busy being indicted for tax fraud"? 638 00:41:18,078 --> 00:41:20,831 Don't ever do it again. 639 00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:23,041 Yes, sir. 640 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:32,298 Mrs. Landingham, what's next? 641 00:41:32,882 --> 00:41:36,635 Thomas and the majority leader would like a conference. 642 00:41:36,844 --> 00:41:39,430 A group's assembling for a photo op. 643 00:41:39,638 --> 00:41:42,349 At 7:00, you have cocktails....