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.

2
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- Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...

3
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- Apparently, somebody bought
"Lady Justice on Fire."

4
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- No one's buying
your art, son.

5
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- But I'm selling it.
- To these two.

6
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- You know what is real?

7
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Being the regional director
at the sign company.

8
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- We won the Southeastern
Michigan Gardening Cup

9
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ten years in a row until
Bloomfield Hills cheated

10
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with their genetically
engineered magnolias.

11
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- They won us
the cup last year.

12
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- They came out of nowhere,
gave me a scholarship

13
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I didn't deserve.

14
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- You're an investment.

15
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- I think I'm more than that.

16
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- I'm just trying to figure out
where I fit in here.

17
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- You don't.

18
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- A writing sample
doesn't just magically

19
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appear on an editor's desk.

20
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- I put you up for it.

21
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- What are you,
her life coach, Brett?

22
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- Please stop.

23
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- Who knows you better, Alice?

24
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Your husband or this joke?

25
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Answer the question.

26
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- Like she even has to.

27
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- Come on.

28
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Him or me?

29
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[muffled pop music playing
in distance]

30
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Answer the question.

31
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- Neither!

32
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I am so beyond tired
of everyone thinking

33
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they know
what is best for me.

34
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Oh, she should go to New York.

35
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No, she should have a family.

36
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- Can we please just go?

37
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- I am not going anywhere!

38
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- Alice, can you please--
- I am not going anywhere.

39
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Stop!
- Enough, man!

40
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[Stevie Wonder's
"Isn't She Lovely" playing]

41
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- So which squares
did you do, honey?

42
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- All the best ones.

43
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- [laughs]
Who did the sailboat?

44
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- Marilyn.

45
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- All for a good cause.

46
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- Oh.

47
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- [laughs]
[glasses clink]

48
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- Certainly outdid
yourself, Marilyn.

49
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- Oh, champagne isn't
even flat this year.

50
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- How is that
handsome son of yours?

51
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- Well, Dougie just got a
promotion at the sign company.

52
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- How exciting.

53
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- Junior exec in the making.

54
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- Don't touch me!

55
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- Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

56
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- Stop.
- Guys. Guys.

57
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- Back off!
- Stop.

58
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- Hey! Hey!
- Chill! Chill!

59
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- He's come a long way
from graffitiing

60
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the gas station in high school.

61
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[laughs]

62
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- Oh, that was more
of a misunderstanding.

63
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- [grunts]
- Oh!

64
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- Dougie!

65
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- Well, I'm happy
he found his way.

66
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- And we are very proud.

67
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[grunting]

68
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[crashing]

69
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- We'll make a Grosse Pointer
out of him after all.

70
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- Mm.

71
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- [choking]

72
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[laughter]

73
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[birds chirping]
[wind whooshing]

74
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- Dougie, I understand
you're upset, honey.

75
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I would really love it if you--
if you would just call me.

76
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[sighs]

77
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- Mango from
the farmers' market.

78
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- No, I lost my appetite.

79
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- He'll come around.

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- How do you know?

81
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- Because you're a great mom.

82
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- I know. I know.

83
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- Your heart is always
in the right place, honey.

84
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- I know.

85
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I guess it--
it's not really my fault.

86
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- So quit being
so hard on yourself

87
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and have some...

88
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mango.

89
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[plucky music]

90
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- This never would
have happened

91
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if you had just
kept your mouth shut.

92
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* *

93
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- You're the one
that bought his damn art.

94
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- Well, so did his wife.

95
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[fork clatters]

96
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- You should know better.

97
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- And you should fix this.

98
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[Matthew Dear's "Bad Ones"]

99
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- In every relationship,
there's a gardener and garden.

100
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One nurtures the other.

101
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[gunfire and groaning
on television]

102
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* *

103
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- You ever gonna paint again?
- [sighs]

104
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What's the point?

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- * I haven't stolen
things in years *

106
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- Thanks.
- * Hate flowers *

107
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* But I'm gonna
leave you souvenirs *

108
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* Freaking out and paralyzed *

109
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* Your body *

110
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- The gardener has to provide
the right balance

111
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of attention
to help the garden grow.

112
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- Any word from the kid?

113
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- * I'm one of the bad ones *

114
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* That's why you feel lucky *

115
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* *

116
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* If I was one
of the good ones *

117
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- Want anything to drink?

118
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- I'll take some wine.

119
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- OK.

120
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* *

121
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Get me one too.

122
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- [scoffs]

123
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* *

124
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- * That's why
you feel lucky *

125
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- Tend too much, and you'll
drive the other person away.

126
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- * Hate flowers, but they
seem to work on you, my dear *

127
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* I haven't told you lies
this year *

128
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- I mean, it still needs
a lot of work,

129
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especially the part where
my ovaries come to life

130
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and tie up Patty
and then hold her hostage.

131
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* *

132
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- It's phenomenal.

133
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- Really?
- Hilarious, smart.

134
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It's just--it--

135
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it's just really special,
Alice.

136
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[imitates explosion]

137
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- Don't tend enough,

138
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and your relationship
will wither and die.

139
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- No matter who takes home
the cup tomorrow,

140
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our community gardens
are the real winners.

141
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- Don't be too nice
to the competition.

142
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- I have to be the mayor,
Marilyn,

143
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not just your husband.
- Mr. Mayor, over here.

144
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- The tricky part
is figuring out,

145
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are you the gardener
or the garden?

146
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* *

147
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- Madame President.

148
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- Hello, Theodore.

149
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- You look so thin from behind.

150
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- [chuckles]

151
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Is that a new cologne
I'm smelling,

152
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or are you using mothballs
in your garden

153
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to scare off the raccoons?

154
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- We use deer urine.
- Mm.

155
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That explains it.

156
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- She's even more beautiful
this year, isn't she?

157
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- Mm-hmm.

158
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It's gonna look stunning
in our trophy case.

159
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- Aren't we getting
a bit ahead of ourselves?

160
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- Mm.

161
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Not when the judge sees
what we have up our sleeves.

162
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- Ah. He's new.

163
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Riku.

164
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No last name.

165
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- Like I don't know.

166
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He's a landscaping legend.

167
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- Did Oprah's estate.

168
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- Also no last name.

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- [fake laugh]
Like I don't know.

170
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- Mm.

171
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You're in trouble, Teddy.

172
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- Oh, was there a sale
on garden gnomes at Home Depot?

173
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- Try Ranunculuses from Kyushu.

174
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- [scoffs] Cute.

175
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- Oh, you find
Fukuoka hybrids cute?

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- Adorable.

177
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- Hmm.
- Mm.

178
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- You're gonna soil
your pink pants.

179
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- [chuckles] I would,
except my pants are salmon,

180
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and Bloomfield Hills has
a little surprise of our own.

181
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- What?

182
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- Wouldn't want
to ruin your day.

183
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- Well, your resting
dick face already did.

184
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- Excuse me?

185
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- Dish.

186
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- [whispering]

187
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[intriguing music]

188
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* *

189
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[dog barks]

190
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- OK. How much was
that Kohl's card again?

191
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- She gives me the same one
every year for 50 bucks.

192
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- Why don't you ever use it?

193
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- I'm a Gucci girl.

194
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[laughter]

195
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- OK, then.

196
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I will see your Kohl's,
your Outback,

197
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your Linens 'N Things,
and your Dunkin' Donuts

198
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and raise you $200 at Sephora.

199
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- Ooh!

200
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- Is that my birthday present
you're wagering?

201
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- Forgot to give it to you.

202
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- [laughs] All right.

203
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Let's see what you've got,
Ms. Bradley.

204
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[mellow music playing]

205
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- [sighs]

206
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- Hoo hoo hoo!

207
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Guess who's not going
Christmas shopping this year?

208
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- Ah, ah.

209
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That Sephora's mine.

210
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- [laughs] Fine.

211
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- One more hand?

212
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- Uh, we gotta get
back to work, so--

213
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- OK.

214
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Uh, tomorrow then?

215
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Yeah?

216
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- We'll text you.

217
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- I'll pop by Tory Burch,
load up on gift cards.

218
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Ooh.

219
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Should we get a bartender?

220
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- It's not happening, lady.

221
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- But that was so much fun.

222
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- You're missing the point.

223
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- What's the point?

224
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- To trash talk our bosses.

225
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- You do that to my face.

226
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- But the other girls can't.

227
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They work for some
of your friends.

228
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- Those women aren't
really my friends anymore.

229
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- Well, you could
always play online.

230
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- [laughs]

231
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[pensive music]

232
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* *

233
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- It is done.

234
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[applause]

235
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- I think
it's our best one yet.

236
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- So what do we do now?

237
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- Pray.

238
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- When did you find religion?

239
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- I, uh--

240
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I just really need a win.

241
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,544
- Mm.

242
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,347
- Cup's not gonna bring
your car business back.

243
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Win or lose, it's the journey.

244
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- Oh, honey,
that's just what losers say.

245
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- So tomorrow it's just over?

246
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- Well, there's always
next season.

247
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- Yeah, but do we, like,
hang out until then?

248
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Or just heart each other's
Instas until spring?

249
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- I'm not on Instagram.

250
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- Catherine.

251
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We're gonna lose.

252
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- What are you talking about?

253
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- They have a secret weapon.

254
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- So do we.
- Theirs is better.

255
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- What could be better than
something so valuable

256
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it had to be smuggled
up Donna's--

257
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- Ghost orchids.

258
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- Oh.

259
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[downbeat music]

260
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- What's the big deal?

261
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- They're only found
in Cuba and, like,

262
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remote Caribbean islands.

263
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- And now they're
in Bloomfield Hills.

264
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* *

265
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:00,100
.

266
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,902
[whimsical music]

267
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,438
* *

268
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:08,375
- Is it today?

269
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,776
- It is, honey.

270
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,312
- Why do you look so sad?

271
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,382
- I just really want to win.

272
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,852
- But you always say it doesn't
matter if we win or lose.

273
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:20,954
[music stops]

274
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,390
- Not when
it comes to gardening.

275
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,992
[pensive music]

276
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,762
The Southeastern
Michigan Gardening Cup

277
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:32,632
is awarded by point system
in four main categories.

278
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:36,102
[upbeat music]

279
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:40,907
- Number one, unity
and balance of garden design.

280
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,977
* *

281
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,746
- Number two, horticultural
elements of the flower,

282
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,083
such as color, size,
texture, and height.

283
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,120
- Number three,
proper maintenance

284
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,824
such as weeding, deadheading,
and overall upkeep.

285
00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:04,731
* *

286
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,967
- And finally, number four,

287
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:11,338
the use of hardscape elements
to enhance

288
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,840
but not overwhelm the design.
[music winds down]

289
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,678
[crow caws]

290
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,147
- Take that, Bloomfield Hills.

291
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,917
[quirky music]

292
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,352
* *

293
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,619
- What did you do?

294
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,254
- Put us back in the game.

295
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,522
- They're so--

296
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,657
- Large.

297
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,325
- How do I know these guys?

298
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,793
- So they're called Moai.

299
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,463
You may recognize them
from Easter Island

300
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,065
where they represent
the ancestors of the Rapa Nui.

301
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,135
- No, the mai tais
at Trader Vic's

302
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,237
come in glasses
just like these.

303
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,741
- So Buzz got them on loan
from a gallery downtown.

304
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,678
- What do the Moai have
to do with anything?

305
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:56,416
- Well, they--they watch over
and, uh, protect the community.

306
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,452
- Mm-mm.

307
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,487
- Excuse me?

308
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,758
- No.

309
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:08,328
- Oh, that sounds,
uh, very negative.

310
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,230
[tense music]

311
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,232
- You take them back
to whatever gallery

312
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,934
they came from right now
before the judge gets here.

313
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,736
- You can't take them out.

314
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,171
- Exactly.

315
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,106
Buzz's city workers
already got called away

316
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,642
for some water main break
on Kercheval, so--

317
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,244
- They're crushing
the delphinium.

318
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,113
- And the foxgloves
and the Loropetalum.

319
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,982
- And the azaleas.

320
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,719
- You had no right.

321
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,587
- Catherine,
we had to call an audible.

322
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,256
- We didn't spend
months and months

323
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,525
on this design
for people to miss work

324
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,427
and soccer games
and family trips

325
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,862
for you to call an audible!

326
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,799
- So I did what I had to do

327
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,335
to get the cup back
into our cabinet.

328
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,669
- We are a club.

329
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,938
- Yes, we are, Catherine.

330
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,608
With appointed positions,
right?

331
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:59,612
* *

332
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,816
[whispering] President,
vice president.

333
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,256
- OK, so there is a guy
walking towards us

334
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,659
who might be the judge,
or he might be a street mime.

335
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,060
I don't know.

336
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:14,961
It's a weird look,
and I don't feel good about it.

337
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,363
- OK.
OK, OK, OK, Riku.

338
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,164
Riku!

339
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,133
Ah, Riku, gosh.

340
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,670
Welcome
to our enchanted garden.

341
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:27,173
[plucky music]

342
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,975
- [sighs]

343
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:35,148
[phone ringing]

344
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,850
- Knock, knock.

345
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,651
They let you take lunch
around here?

346
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,986
- I gotta work, Dad.

347
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,388
- Thought you might say that.

348
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:52,198
I got chicken for you.

349
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,501
- Um, Mom send you?

350
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,169
- Come on, Dougie,
this is stupid.

351
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,804
- Hmm.

352
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,673
- I mean,
I'm in a tough spot here.

353
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,007
- Always cleaning up
her mess, yeah.

354
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,009
- Well, I am her husband.

355
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,344
- Mm-hmm.

356
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,246
And you are my dad.

357
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,014
- Come on, Dougie.

358
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,816
Can't we just get back to being

359
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,253
a normal dysfunctional family
again?

360
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,757
- You let her spend
all your money humiliating me

361
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,993
because you're her lapdog.

362
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,497
- You did it to yourself.

363
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,965
- What?

364
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,534
- I should have never
sent you to that art camp.

365
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,070
- What does Interlochen
have to do with any of it?

366
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,304
- You come home
with some trophy,

367
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,772
and next thing we know,
you have facial hair

368
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,973
and a tribal tattoo.

369
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,076
- I don't even know
what that means.

370
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,311
- What is so bad
about this, huh?

371
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,512
You're making money.

372
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,613
You're climbing the ranks.

373
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,350
- Just like you always wanted.

374
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,151
- Someday,
you're gonna realize

375
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,653
you should be
thanking your mother

376
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,121
for shaking some sense
into you.

377
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,324
- OK.

378
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,593
Lunch is over.

379
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,134
[somber music]

380
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:06,406
* *

381
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,875
[upbeat pop music playing]

382
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,944
- Mm.

383
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,512
- Leave some for other people.

384
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,813
- But I'm hungry.

385
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,248
- There's a full dinner.

386
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,617
- [panicked breathing]
You have to come with me.

387
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,619
- What happened?

388
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:20,787
- It's Doug.

389
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,956
- Is he OK?
- No.

390
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,092
[suspenseful music]

391
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:29,729
.

392
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,499
[Polo and Pan's "Aqualand"]

393
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:38,471
* *

394
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,974
- Unique choice.

395
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,512
- Well, we felt it brought
a spiritual significance.

396
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:53,353
- The craftsmanship...

397
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,722
is exquisite.

398
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,390
- [singing in French]

399
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,159
- Thank you so much.

400
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:05,632
* *

401
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:06,933
- Stunning.

402
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,668
No other club was able
to get their hands

403
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,303
on marigolds this season.

404
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,006
* *

405
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,808
- You've just got to know
where to look.

406
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,976
Marigolds!

407
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:22,482
* *

408
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,684
- These beds...

409
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,120
are impeccably groomed.

410
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,690
- We're very proactive
when it comes to weeding.

411
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,198
- Am I hallucinating?

412
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,201
- Um, could be the pollen.

413
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,837
- How did you get
Japanese Ranunculus

414
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,872
to grow in this climate?

415
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:48,274
- They just needed
a little encouragement.

416
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,777
You're the sexiest sapling
I've ever seen.

417
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,513
* *

418
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,814
- Is that a smile?

419
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,483
- It's not nota smile.

420
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,586
- It seems like
more of a smirk.

421
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,287
- Is that good or bad?

422
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,230
- We're getting all 10s.

423
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,865
- Wh--
- How do you know?

424
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,367
- Donna used to do handwriting
analysis for a friend of hers

425
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,803
that worked in the Bureau,
and she said she could tell

426
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,239
by the way the pen was moving.

427
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,307
- [laughs] We just might
have a shot at this thing.

428
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,609
[laughter]

429
00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,878
- You're welcome, Catherine.

430
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,246
- Oh.

431
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,882
* *

432
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,183
- Oh.

433
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,918
Whew.

434
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,319
- You guys win?

435
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,956
- We won't know till later.

436
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,792
- Ooh, brutal.
- Yeah.

437
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,527
The events are all spread out.

438
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,761
- Mm, like a bar mitzvah.

439
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,129
- [laughs]

440
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,098
What are you doing?

441
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,835
- I'm reading
your takedown of my mom.

442
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,538
[tense music]

443
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,106
- Oh, it's nothing.

444
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,675
Yeah, I was just venting.

445
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,744
- Yeah. Why did you write this?

446
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,247
- I don't know.

447
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,386
It's just built up.

448
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,888
- You put every horrible thing
that she's ever done in here.

449
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,759
- OK.

450
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,562
Well, it's like
the news, right?

451
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,831
There's always an angle,

452
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,601
depending on which site
you're on.

453
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:28,675
* *

454
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,979
- Well...

455
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,448
you've always been right
about my mom.

456
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,716
- I have?

457
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,151
- Yeah.

458
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:42,088
I mean, they're selfish
and materialistic and judgy.

459
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:45,658
They--they think they're
better than everyone else.

460
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,661
- How many of those
have you had?

461
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,899
- Enough to make me realize
that they're monsters.

462
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,777
Wouldn't it be great
if everyone in town read this?

463
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,112
- [laughs] Are you kidding me?

464
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:10,116
No, Patty wouldn't be able
to set foot in the village

465
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,718
without people pointing.

466
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:14,721
- Bye-bye to their favorite
table at St. Clair Grille.

467
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,955
- Yeah.
- [laughs]

468
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,391
- Oh, the quilting circle
would have a lot to talk about.

469
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,060
- Oh, enough
for so many quilts.

470
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,728
- So many.
- Yeah.

471
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,869
- They'd never
speak to us again.

472
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,808
- And how is that a bad thing?

473
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,677
[upbeat music]

474
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,747
* *

475
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,515
[paper smacks]
Mm.

476
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:48,421
* *

477
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,357
- Looking for one of these?

478
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,726
- Always.

479
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:55,962
- Haven't seen you
at the tennis club lately.

480
00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:58,064
- Because you guys
kicked me out.

481
00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:00,900
- Water under
the bridge, ladies.

482
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,336
- Well, cheers.

483
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,671
[glasses clink]

484
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,339
- So...

485
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,742
how's the gardening?

486
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,079
- [laughs]
You mean community service.

487
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:14,247
- Call it what you want.

488
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,982
Those pampas plumes are gorge.

489
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,517
- Who knew you had such an eye?

490
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,651
- Oh.

491
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:22,155
I missed you bitches.

492
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,189
- Samesies.

493
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,458
[laughter]

494
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,961
- Any room on the gala
invite list?

495
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:30,497
- You know,
for some old friends.

496
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:38,238
- I'm sure I could get Marilyn
to move a few names around.

497
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,807
- [gasp] To old friends.

498
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,342
- To old friends.

499
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,544
- Welcome, everyone.

500
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,948
It's the moment
you've all been waiting for.

501
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:54,087
I'd like to thank
all the garden clubs here today

502
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,389
for bringing
their communities together

503
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,692
while beautifying their cities.

504
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,827
[applause]

505
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,062
- Where have you been?

506
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,229
- Ending my social penance.

507
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,831
- Cool. Where's my beer?

508
00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:06,032
- Oh. Sorry, I forgot.

509
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,600
We can share.
- Shh!

510
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:14,007
- And what a privilege it is
to have our honored judge,

511
00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:17,477
Riku, renowned horticulturalist

512
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:20,180
and landscaper to the stars,

513
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:23,016
decide this year's cup winner.

514
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,718
- Riku.

515
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,023
- Oh, my God, this is torture.
- Mm-hmm.

516
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,491
- OK, let's get to it already.

517
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:36,329
- And this year's winner...

518
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,599
was not an easy decision.

519
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,434
- Come on.

520
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,004
- The difference between
the winner and the runner up

521
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,073
was a mere three points,

522
00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,042
but there is only one

523
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,979
Southeastern Michigan
Gardening Cup,

524
00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:55,382
and this year it goes to--

525
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,717
- Donna, hold my clutch for me
when I'm up there, please.

526
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,787
- The Bloomfield Hills
Garden Guild!

527
00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,690
[cheers and applause]

528
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,659
[plucky music]

529
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:13,633
* *

530
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,638
[person whistles]

531
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:26,046
.

532
00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:28,381
[gentle music]

533
00:22:28,882 --> 00:22:30,350
- [groans]
- I know.

534
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,918
- To work this hard?

535
00:22:32,052 --> 00:22:33,086
- And then, poof.

536
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,187
It's just gone.

537
00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:36,489
- How did this happen?

538
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,959
- Cultural appropriation.

539
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,094
- What?

540
00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:42,696
- 'Cause of Stonehenge
over there.

541
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,799
- They took eight points off
for hardscape?

542
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:46,633
- We would have won.

543
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:47,801
- Yeah, that would
have been better.

544
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:48,968
- Yeah.
- [sighs]

545
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,470
Marilyn did us dirty.

546
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,005
- Two years in a row.

547
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,341
- Why do we keep letting her?

548
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,809
- She's the president.

549
00:22:55,909 --> 00:22:57,277
- Doesn't have to be.

550
00:22:57,344 --> 00:23:00,580
[plucky music]

551
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:01,681
- Donna?

552
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,884
Did you say something?

553
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,553
- I've never heard
her speak before.

554
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,687
- None of us have.

555
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,289
- Weirdly louder
than I imagined.

556
00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:13,126
* *

557
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:16,396
- We can impeach Marilyn.

558
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,964
- Says who?

559
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:22,802
- There's a bylaw from 1957.

560
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:25,572
- Someone's been thinking
about this for a while.

561
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,675
- When faced with
a dereliction of duty,

562
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,978
the garden society can hold
a vote of no confidence.

563
00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:33,580
- It's that easy?

564
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:36,182
- But it has to be unanimous.

565
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:39,786
- Um, how would we even--

566
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,588
- Raise your hands
if you want to replace

567
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,591
Marilyn with Catherine!

568
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,594
[indistinct murmuring]

569
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:59,072
* *

570
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,675
With your vote, she's out.

571
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:07,981
* *

572
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:11,584
- So who's gonna tell Marilyn
that she's been impeached?

573
00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:13,787
- It feels like a job
for our new president.

574
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:18,892
* *

575
00:24:19,993 --> 00:24:21,961
[pop music playing]

576
00:24:21,995 --> 00:24:24,264
- Dougie always said
you liked to write here.

577
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:25,465
- Oh, yeah.

578
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,934
Just, um, hard to be creative

579
00:24:28,001 --> 00:24:30,937
in my, uh--my classroom.

580
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,072
- Get you a refill?

581
00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:33,907
- No, I'm good.

582
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,008
- Oh.

583
00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:36,376
Any snacks?

584
00:24:36,443 --> 00:24:38,478
- [sighs]

585
00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:41,247
You OK, Keith?

586
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,216
- May I?
- Yeah.

587
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:49,989
* *

588
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:53,159
- I admire what you
and my son have.

589
00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:54,694
- Thank you.

590
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,996
- Dougie really trusts you.

591
00:24:57,063 --> 00:25:00,834
* *

592
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:04,738
- I can't get him
to forgive you guys.

593
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,546
- When Patty
was a weather girl,

594
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,882
she worked with Skip Harding.

595
00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:18,118
- Oh, the one
who covers sports?

596
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,219
- Yeah.

597
00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:20,520
Weeknights, 6:00 and 11:00.

598
00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:21,888
- Yeah.

599
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:25,492
* *

600
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:29,329
Was he the one
who sexually harassed her?

601
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,599
- More mutual.

602
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:33,700
- Oh, my God.

603
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,568
- Not much harassment.

604
00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:37,671
Yeah, just the sex part.

605
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,040
- No, I, uh--I get it.

606
00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:44,844
- Anyways, um,
to save our marriage,

607
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:49,082
we decided that she would quit
the station and have a baby.

608
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,851
- Sounds healthy.

609
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,286
- [laughs]

610
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,690
It's what we people do here
to avoid our real problems.

611
00:25:56,790 --> 00:25:59,793
- Patty, uh,
left out those details.

612
00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,263
- Not surprised.

613
00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:05,331
- Does Doug know any of this?

614
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:17,277
- He's... all I have, Alice.

615
00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:25,885
- I'm sorry.

616
00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:33,760
- I should let you get to it.

617
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,962
So what are you writing about?

618
00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:40,734
- Uh, just a little
Grosse Pointe satire.

619
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,336
- Well, I play golf with
the editor of "The Gazette."

620
00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:44,938
- Really?

621
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:48,641
- It's not New York, but if you
ever want to get it out there.

622
00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:53,646
- I don't think now
is the right time.

623
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,215
- You just let me know.

624
00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:58,218
[intriguing music]

625
00:26:58,318 --> 00:27:03,223
* *

626
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,458
- ...trying to kill him!

627
00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:06,526
[shouting, grunting]

628
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:07,727
- Brett, come on!

629
00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:08,762
- Someone do something.

630
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,230
- Oh, my God, stop!

631
00:27:10,263 --> 00:27:11,631
- No!
- [grunts]

632
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,633
- Knock it off!

633
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:14,634
- Doug. Doug!

634
00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:15,735
- Oh, my God.

635
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,203
- Your son's a psycho!

636
00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,372
- Get the hell out of here.

637
00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:21,041
- How could you?

638
00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:22,442
Tonight?

639
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,544
Do you have any idea
how this looks?

640
00:27:24,577 --> 00:27:25,812
- That's enough, Patty.

641
00:27:25,879 --> 00:27:27,414
- Look at you, destroying
property like some--

642
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,782
like some drunk hooligan.

643
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,116
- Patty!

644
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,252
Leave the kid alone.

645
00:27:32,285 --> 00:27:35,121
[tense music]

646
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:40,093
* *

647
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,194
- Dad!

648
00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:46,666
Are you OK?

649
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,234
- What do you think?

650
00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:52,172
- Hey, uh--

651
00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:53,773
Dad?

652
00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:56,976
- You were finally
on track, Dougie.

653
00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:58,578
You're gonna throw
this all away

654
00:27:58,611 --> 00:28:00,780
because some guy mad dogs you?

655
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,582
- OK, you don't know
what's going on, OK?

656
00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:04,651
- I know whatever it is,
it doesn't excuse you

657
00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,853
from behaving
like some escaped gorilla.

658
00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:10,490
- He's in love
with my wife, Dad.

659
00:28:10,623 --> 00:28:13,426
[muffled pop music playing
in distance]

660
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:20,734
* *

661
00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,606
- Does she feel the same way?

662
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:28,508
- I don't know anymore.

663
00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,481
[sighs]

664
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:39,953
- Just get an Uber, OK?

665
00:28:43,857 --> 00:28:45,759
- Thanks for, um--

666
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:51,231
You know.

667
00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,766
- Yeah.

668
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:55,735
[somber music]

669
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:59,205
* *

670
00:28:59,272 --> 00:29:00,473
Just go.

671
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:07,781
* *

672
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:18,158
[breathing heavily]

673
00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:26,299
.

674
00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:27,467
[doorbell chimes]

675
00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:28,201
[door clicks]

676
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,203
- I'm here to see Marilyn.

677
00:29:32,672 --> 00:29:34,074
- Right this way.

678
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,781
She's in here.

679
00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:44,250
[Enya's "Amarantine" playing]

680
00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:47,921
- * You know when you
give your love away *

681
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:52,258
- Marilyn,
we've all been talking.

682
00:29:52,325 --> 00:29:54,561
- Oh, I'm sure you have.

683
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,630
* *

684
00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,165
- We've been trying
to figure out

685
00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:03,236
the best path forward
for us as a club.

686
00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:05,071
- Oh.

687
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,340
[cat meows]

688
00:30:07,407 --> 00:30:09,709
I didn't offer you coffee.

689
00:30:09,776 --> 00:30:10,710
- Oh, uh, I'm--

690
00:30:10,777 --> 00:30:11,978
I'm fine, really.

691
00:30:12,045 --> 00:30:13,813
- It's no trouble.

692
00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:17,450
- * A whisper, a word *

693
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:19,786
* Promises you give *

694
00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:23,857
* You feel it
in the heartbeat of the day *

695
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,925
[water trickling]

696
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,628
- Uh, I think you
forgot the coffee.

697
00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:32,799
- Oh.

698
00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:34,734
Yeah, I guess, um--

699
00:30:34,801 --> 00:30:36,269
I guess we're out.

700
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:38,471
[crying]

701
00:30:38,538 --> 00:30:42,709
- * Amarantine, amarantine *

702
00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:44,778
- We've come to a very
difficult decision.

703
00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:46,312
- I'm resigning.

704
00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:50,183
* *

705
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,552
- You're still in that robe?

706
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:55,722
Hi, there.

707
00:30:55,789 --> 00:30:57,157
- Hi.

708
00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:58,725
- Sorry about the loss.

709
00:30:58,825 --> 00:31:00,160
- Oh, we'll come back stronger.

710
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:01,995
Just have to make some changes.

711
00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:05,331
- You're taking it a lot
better than this one.

712
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:07,367
- Guess we all mourn
in our own way.

713
00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:12,605
- Honey, uh, you need
to get in the shower and--

714
00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:14,441
and put your face on
lickety split.

715
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:16,242
- I'm not going, Buzz.

716
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,445
- Well, I can't do
a ribbon cutting

717
00:31:18,511 --> 00:31:20,914
without my wife at my side.

718
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,816
- [whispering]
How can I face everyone?

719
00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:24,551
- [softly]
It's a new cell phone store.

720
00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:28,188
Believe me, no one cares
about your flower contest.

721
00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:31,324
- Then why don't you take Tara?

722
00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:36,229
- Don't embarrass yourself
in front of your friend.

723
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:40,800
- Please, just do
not expect me to go.

724
00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:43,303
- It's your job, Marilyn.

725
00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:46,439
- * Amarantine *

726
00:31:46,506 --> 00:31:47,874
* Love is love is love *

727
00:31:47,941 --> 00:31:50,110
- Maybe you can talk
some sense into her.

728
00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,312
I'll be waiting in the car.

729
00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:55,315
- * Amarantine *

730
00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:58,051
* Amarantine *

731
00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:03,223
* Love is love is love *

732
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,358
- Being the mayor's wife is--
is, uh--

733
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:06,826
it's a full-time job.

734
00:32:06,893 --> 00:32:11,264
* *

735
00:32:11,331 --> 00:32:12,699
- To him.

736
00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:15,769
* *

737
00:32:15,869 --> 00:32:17,671
- He needs me.

738
00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:22,709
* *

739
00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,310
- [sighs]

740
00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:29,816
* *

741
00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:32,085
- We need you more.

742
00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:36,790
- Why?

743
00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:38,925
- Because, well,
he may be the mayor,

744
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:42,128
but you...

745
00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:43,763
are the goddamn president

746
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:45,732
of the Grosse Pointe
Garden Society.

747
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,838
But you're really gonna need
to up your design game

748
00:32:51,871 --> 00:32:54,074
for next year.

749
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,609
- Well, you know,
I really love a koi pond.

750
00:32:56,676 --> 00:32:59,446
[plucky music]

751
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:00,780
* *

752
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,949
- And even though the Tigers
pulled it out in the ninth,

753
00:33:03,016 --> 00:33:05,185
it wasn't enough to get
them into the playoffs.

754
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:08,121
Seats will be empty at
Comerica Park for another year.

755
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,589
I'm Skip Harding.

756
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:10,857
Back to you, Skylar.

757
00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:12,359
- Hi.
- Hi, baby.

758
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,728
[Tom Bromley's
"Ad Nauseum" playing]

759
00:33:14,794 --> 00:33:16,329
[sighs]

760
00:33:16,396 --> 00:33:18,965
Oh, my goodness.

761
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:21,167
I thought we were
going out tonight.

762
00:33:21,234 --> 00:33:23,770
- This is for tomorrow.

763
00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:25,505
- This is, um--

764
00:33:25,572 --> 00:33:27,774
this is more food
than Thanksgiving.

765
00:33:27,807 --> 00:33:29,876
- I invited your parents.

766
00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:31,077
- You did what?

767
00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:32,479
- Yeah, I've been thinking--

768
00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,014
- Come on, Alice.

769
00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:36,182
- They're not gonna be around
forever.

770
00:33:36,249 --> 00:33:38,218
- That doesn't excuse
what they did.

771
00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:40,954
- Well, the more you
push someone away,

772
00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:42,856
the harder it is
to get them back.

773
00:33:42,922 --> 00:33:45,225
- Yeah, I'm kind of
OK with that.

774
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:48,261
- Well, I thought
I was with my mom too.

775
00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,331
- It's not the same.

776
00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:54,901
- * Don't wanna keep on
crashing the same old car *

777
00:33:55,001 --> 00:33:56,770
* But I can't stop *

778
00:33:56,836 --> 00:33:58,772
- What if we had a baby?

779
00:33:58,838 --> 00:34:00,740
- Um...

780
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:05,679
I didn't know
that was on the table.

781
00:34:05,745 --> 00:34:08,348
- Someday, maybe.

782
00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:11,351
- OK.

783
00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:13,353
Wow.

784
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:17,791
- I would want our kid
to have grandparents.

785
00:34:17,857 --> 00:34:19,926
- [sighs]

786
00:34:19,959 --> 00:34:21,695
- Wouldn't you?

787
00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,632
- [sighs]

788
00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:28,368
Do I have to be nice?

789
00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:30,637
- I never am.

790
00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:32,105
- [laughs]

791
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,007
- * Wipe the tears away *

792
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,942
* Head bangs the drum *

793
00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:37,143
- I am just saying,

794
00:34:37,177 --> 00:34:39,579
Turks and Caicos crushed
St. Kitts.

795
00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:40,680
- Oh, that villa.

796
00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:41,781
- That view.

797
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,118
- How are your kids?

798
00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:46,786
- Ew.
- Huh?

799
00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:52,559
- My son just decided to study
in Shanghai for a year.

800
00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,827
- Ooh!

801
00:34:53,893 --> 00:34:55,295
That's a sexy place to visit.

802
00:34:55,362 --> 00:34:57,530
- I don't like Chinese food.

803
00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:01,001
- My little princess just
wrapped my BMW around a tree.

804
00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,235
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

805
00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:04,838
I've been in a rental
for three weeks.

806
00:35:04,904 --> 00:35:06,706
- But is she OK?

807
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,074
- She's fine.

808
00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,409
It's what she does
to get even with me.

809
00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:11,578
- Why I sent mine
to boarding school.

810
00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:13,079
- Isn't Brian, like, ten?

811
00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:14,381
- Oh, yeah.

812
00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:15,915
Get them out early before
the problem starts.

813
00:35:15,982 --> 00:35:17,217
- [laughs]

814
00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:18,651
- You were the only
smart one, B.

815
00:35:18,718 --> 00:35:20,020
- No babies.

816
00:35:20,086 --> 00:35:21,821
- But she still married
someone in a diaper.

817
00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:24,324
[laughter]

818
00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:25,625
- With a giant piggy bank.

819
00:35:25,725 --> 00:35:28,695
[laughter]

820
00:35:32,332 --> 00:35:33,733
- Your life's the best.

821
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,834
One giant party.

822
00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:36,069
- OK, ladies. [claps]

823
00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:38,004
Dream vacay.

824
00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:39,873
- Uh, Amalfi Coast. Duh.

825
00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:41,274
- Yeah, but on a sailboat
in the Med

826
00:35:41,341 --> 00:35:43,476
so we don't have to, like,
you know, see the locals.

827
00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:45,245
- Oh, yeah.

828
00:35:45,345 --> 00:35:47,580
- What about you, Birdie?

829
00:35:47,614 --> 00:35:48,615
- Oh.

830
00:35:48,682 --> 00:35:51,718
Um...

831
00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:54,020
Shanghai with my son.

832
00:35:54,054 --> 00:35:55,822
Or Turks and Caicos.

833
00:35:55,889 --> 00:35:59,325
Or anywhere if it meant
he would talk to me.

834
00:35:59,359 --> 00:36:02,395
[muffled pop music playing]

835
00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:03,797
* *

836
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,732
I mean, if I had a son.

837
00:36:05,799 --> 00:36:07,467
- [chuckles]

838
00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:10,103
- Are we doing brunch
on Sunday?

839
00:36:10,136 --> 00:36:11,905
- Hell, yeah.
Blood orange mimosas.

840
00:36:11,938 --> 00:36:13,273
- My favorite.

841
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,674
- Oh, my God,
we should go on your boat.

842
00:36:14,741 --> 00:36:16,576
- It'd be so fun.

843
00:36:16,643 --> 00:36:18,078
- I'm, uh--

844
00:36:18,144 --> 00:36:21,648
* *

845
00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:23,183
I'm gonna go.

846
00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:30,423
* *

847
00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:40,100
[tense music]

848
00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,368
* *

849
00:36:45,905 --> 00:36:46,339
.

850
00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:47,640
- Well, maybe they
were just celebrating.

851
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,176
- He was rubbing
the judge's thigh.

852
00:36:50,243 --> 00:36:52,412
- What part?

853
00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:54,481
- What part of your thigh
are you cool

854
00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:57,083
with your pal rubbing
at the bar?

855
00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:58,318
- Mm.

856
00:36:58,385 --> 00:36:59,586
- It's a big accusation.

857
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:01,087
- Yeah, but we can't
just let them cheat

858
00:37:01,187 --> 00:37:02,455
their way to another cup.

859
00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:04,958
- There's no way to prove it.

860
00:37:05,025 --> 00:37:05,959
- [sighs]

861
00:37:05,992 --> 00:37:08,528
- Oh, there's a way.

862
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:09,929
- How?

863
00:37:09,996 --> 00:37:12,365
- Give me a name
and a black light.

864
00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:17,037
[intriguing music]

865
00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:18,605
- [laughs]

866
00:37:18,672 --> 00:37:19,839
* *

867
00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:22,208
- This is outrageous!

868
00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:24,878
- It's a clear ethics
violation, Clark.

869
00:37:24,911 --> 00:37:26,312
- You want to talk ethics?

870
00:37:26,379 --> 00:37:28,848
Who stole last year's cup
out of our trophy case?

871
00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:31,051
- OK, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

872
00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:32,786
But even if I did,
you stole it from us

873
00:37:32,852 --> 00:37:35,055
with your genetically
engineered magnolias!

874
00:37:35,121 --> 00:37:37,457
- Well, there's no rule against
fraternizing with a judge.

875
00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:40,293
- More like frenching,
huh, Theodore?

876
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:45,065
- Well, it all depends
on when it started.

877
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:47,367
- Not that it's any
of your business,

878
00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,202
but Riku and I met
at the awards ceremony

879
00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:50,804
and just happened
to hit it off.

880
00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:52,972
- Oh, please.
You've been boning that man

881
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:54,374
six ways from Sunday
for months.

882
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,142
- Is that true, Teddy?

883
00:37:56,176 --> 00:37:57,143
- Pure rubbish.

884
00:37:57,177 --> 00:37:58,378
- So I'm crazy then?

885
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:02,916
- Clark, we both know that
roof ain't nailed tight.

886
00:38:02,949 --> 00:38:06,119
[suspenseful music]

887
00:38:06,152 --> 00:38:07,921
- Janetta?

888
00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:11,291
* *

889
00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:12,792
- Who's this?

890
00:38:12,859 --> 00:38:14,761
- My housekeeper.

891
00:38:14,794 --> 00:38:16,796
- Janetta,
why don't you tell Clark

892
00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:20,600
who you saw hot-tubbing with
your employer two weeks ago.

893
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:23,169
- Do not answer that, Janetta.

894
00:38:23,203 --> 00:38:25,271
- [scoffs] Or what?

895
00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:27,073
No Cinnabon gift card
this year?

896
00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:28,641
- [laughs]

897
00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:30,910
- I was always very
generous with you.

898
00:38:30,977 --> 00:38:32,679
- I have diabetes, you prick.

899
00:38:32,746 --> 00:38:36,783
* *

900
00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:38,351
- [sighs]

901
00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:42,956
- So why do we have
to cut all this down?

902
00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:45,825
- To make sure it all
comes back next season.

903
00:38:45,892 --> 00:38:47,160
- What about you?

904
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:49,429
- What about me?

905
00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:52,332
- How do we make sure
you come back next season?

906
00:38:52,399 --> 00:38:54,034
- Don't worry.

907
00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:56,236
I'm a perennial.

908
00:38:56,302 --> 00:38:58,138
- Do you have any idea
what that means?

909
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:02,175
- I'm coming back.

910
00:39:02,242 --> 00:39:04,978
[cheers and applause]

911
00:39:06,446 --> 00:39:09,716
- As president of the
Grosse Pointe Garden Society,

912
00:39:09,749 --> 00:39:13,153
I am pleased to announce
that Bloomfield Hills was

913
00:39:13,219 --> 00:39:15,055
disqualified this morning.

914
00:39:15,121 --> 00:39:18,458
[cheers and applause]

915
00:39:18,558 --> 00:39:19,826
- Hey, there's your win.

916
00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:21,695
- On a technicality,
but I'll take it.

917
00:39:21,728 --> 00:39:23,897
- And I think
we're all in agreement

918
00:39:23,963 --> 00:39:27,400
that we couldn't have done it
without our fearless leader.

919
00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:32,772
- Well, now, uh, the committee
has sent over some champers

920
00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:34,140
in the pavilion.

921
00:39:35,809 --> 00:39:37,143
Not you, Donna.

922
00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:38,945
You have a second?

923
00:39:39,012 --> 00:39:40,513
- Now you need your win.

924
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:42,282
- What do you mean?

925
00:39:42,349 --> 00:39:43,850
- What are you gonna do
with that essay?

926
00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:45,085
- Oh.

927
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,888
Absolutely nothing.

928
00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:51,758
[gentle music]

929
00:39:51,825 --> 00:39:58,164
* *

930
00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:00,967
[knocking]

931
00:40:04,571 --> 00:40:06,773
- [sighs] Hey, guys.

932
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,315
- Oh.

933
00:40:15,382 --> 00:40:17,283
- [clears throat]

934
00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:18,351
- Mm.

935
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:22,055
- OK, uh, let's open that.

936
00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:28,428
- It looks delicious.

937
00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:31,164
- It's your recipe.

938
00:40:31,197 --> 00:40:33,299
- Thank you.

939
00:40:33,366 --> 00:40:36,302
- I did it for myself.

940
00:40:36,369 --> 00:40:37,904
- Why?

941
00:40:38,004 --> 00:40:40,106
- Because now you owe me.

942
00:40:42,942 --> 00:40:44,744
- What do you want?

943
00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:48,815
- You'll be the first to know.

944
00:40:48,882 --> 00:40:52,419
[upbeat music]

945
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:53,953
Let's eat.

946
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:58,491
* *

947
00:40:58,591 --> 00:41:01,394
- Like I said,
in every relationship,

948
00:41:01,428 --> 00:41:03,830
there's a gardener
and a garden.

949
00:41:03,897 --> 00:41:10,503
* *

950
00:41:11,604 --> 00:41:16,476
- * I can hear *

951
00:41:16,609 --> 00:41:19,379
* The buzzing sounds *

952
00:41:19,446 --> 00:41:22,649
* *

953
00:41:22,716 --> 00:41:28,154
* I can't feel *

954
00:41:28,221 --> 00:41:30,256
* The scraping sounds *

955
00:41:30,290 --> 00:41:31,991
* I can't think *

956
00:41:32,058 --> 00:41:36,529
* *

957
00:41:36,596 --> 00:41:39,733
- But being a gardener
comes with power.

958
00:41:39,799 --> 00:41:42,535
* *

959
00:41:42,602 --> 00:41:44,237
- Try the machete.

960
00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:45,472
- * Alive *

961
00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:49,576
* Sigh *

962
00:41:49,609 --> 00:41:52,679
- If you don't use it right...

963
00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:55,148
- * I could have lived
forever *

964
00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:57,083
- Everything dies.
[thwack]

965
00:41:59,085 --> 00:41:59,285
.

966
00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:02,055
[whimsical music]

967
00:42:02,322 --> 00:42:09,295
* *


