0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:03,881 --> 00:00:07,068 We now return to Sunday Golf on CBS. 2 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:09,572 And Mickelson here, trying to save par. 3 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,071 And there's Mickelson's wife. God, is she hot. 4 00:00:12,097 --> 00:00:14,909 Look at that rack. There's a downhill lie for you. 5 00:00:14,934 --> 00:00:18,081 Oh, and they're just out there, begging to be touched. Pleading. 6 00:00:18,104 --> 00:00:20,427 How many golf balls do you think she can fit in her mouth? 7 00:00:20,441 --> 00:00:22,702 I'd hit that one in the rough, if you know what I'm saying. 8 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,831 Who are you kidding, Greg? 9 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,910 You'd **** her for a week, and then get tired her. 10 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:28,590 Yeah, you're right. That's what I do. That's my thing. 11 00:00:28,634 --> 00:00:30,903 - But a hell of a week though. - Hell of a week. 12 00:00:32,362 --> 00:00:34,436 Oh, my God! The power's out! 13 00:00:34,455 --> 00:00:36,091 What are we gonna do now? 14 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,390 Well, we could light some candles and read. 15 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,093 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, that would be great 16 00:00:43,105 --> 00:00:44,853 Yeah. Read the inside of my butt. 17 00:00:44,886 --> 00:00:46,200 We could tell stories. 18 00:00:46,225 --> 00:00:48,691 Hey, Dad, why don't you tell the story about when I was born? 19 00:00:48,705 --> 00:00:50,473 Yeah, we got halfway home with the afterbirth 20 00:00:50,488 --> 00:00:52,912 before we had to go back to the hospital and swap it out for Meg. 21 00:00:52,925 --> 00:00:53,562 The end. 22 00:00:53,576 --> 00:00:54,721 Now, I got a better one. 23 00:00:54,778 --> 00:00:57,221 This is a story of love and loss, 24 00:00:57,256 --> 00:00:58,590 fathers and sons, 25 00:00:58,617 --> 00:01:02,023 and a foresight to retain international merchandising rights. 26 00:01:02,147 --> 00:01:03,871 This is the story 27 00:01:03,927 --> 00:01:05,453 of Star Wars. 28 00:01:05,487 --> 00:01:07,333 Let's begin with part four. 29 00:01:16,188 --> 00:01:19,893 Family Guy Blue Harvet 30 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:22,730 www.forom.com 31 00:01:22,785 --> 00:01:26,341 Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman 32 00:03:25,017 --> 00:03:26,010 You hear that? 33 00:03:26,046 --> 00:03:27,880 Sounds like we're being boarded from the rear. 34 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:29,802 And not the, "Hey, take a deep breath, let's experiment" 35 00:03:29,826 --> 00:03:30,911 kind of boarded from the rear. 36 00:03:30,927 --> 00:03:31,743 Beep boop. 37 00:03:32,118 --> 00:03:34,040 Could you hold on to this bag? 38 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,702 What if they come in a different door? 39 00:04:06,908 --> 00:04:09,863 Damn! I was two days from retirement. 40 00:04:13,388 --> 00:04:14,592 R-2? 41 00:04:16,275 --> 00:04:19,453 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. 42 00:04:19,487 --> 00:04:22,481 - All right, now what do I click? - Click "preferences." 43 00:04:22,548 --> 00:04:26,652 - Okay, I clicked preferences. - Now go to "default media browser". 44 00:04:26,696 --> 00:04:30,952 Okay, there's a little hourglass, and it's not letting me do anything. 45 00:04:30,976 --> 00:04:33,830 - It says "buffering." What is that? - Just give it a minute. 46 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:35,840 All I'm trying to do is make an mpeg. 47 00:04:35,867 --> 00:04:38,171 All I'm trying to do is tell you to wait a minute. 48 00:04:38,198 --> 00:04:39,352 Okay, relax. 49 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,501 Now click "import video file." 50 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:42,430 All right. 51 00:04:42,487 --> 00:04:45,313 It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7. 52 00:04:45,336 --> 00:04:47,912 You know what? I'll just bring it to him myself. 53 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,031 There she is! 54 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:57,881 Do you still got that bag I gave you? 55 00:04:57,895 --> 00:05:00,141 It's gonna be a long ride. 56 00:05:05,298 --> 00:05:07,750 Hold your fire. There's no life-forms aboard. 57 00:05:07,787 --> 00:05:10,541 "Hold your fire"? What, are we paying by the laser now? 58 00:05:10,556 --> 00:05:12,742 You don't do the budget, Terry. I do. 59 00:05:14,368 --> 00:05:16,401 Hey, I'm gonna do some crosswords, but... 60 00:05:16,415 --> 00:05:19,212 - that doesn't mean I don't want to talk. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 61 00:05:33,236 --> 00:05:35,513 My God! Look at this mess! 62 00:05:35,525 --> 00:05:38,041 "Hey, Darth Vader's gonna be here. Should we maybe clean the place up?" 63 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:39,673 "Nah. It's okay. He won't mind." 64 00:05:40,597 --> 00:05:42,903 Well, well! Princess Leia. 65 00:05:42,935 --> 00:05:46,540 Are you prepared to tell me what you've done with the stolen Death Star plans? 66 00:05:46,575 --> 00:05:48,650 All right, Lord Vader. You win. 67 00:05:48,686 --> 00:05:51,882 I've hidden the plans in one of these 26 briefcases. 68 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:54,803 Ooh! Ooh! Okay, okay! 69 00:05:54,827 --> 00:05:57,713 Uh... uh... I'm feeling number 14! Let's go with number 14! 70 00:06:00,576 --> 00:06:03,032 Oh, it's okay. I'm just happy to be on TV. 71 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,561 All right. Take her away. 72 00:06:09,126 --> 00:06:11,322 Okay, here's another one. Who would you rather do : 73 00:06:11,355 --> 00:06:14,593 Jabba the Hutt right after a shower or a service droid? 74 00:06:14,615 --> 00:06:17,223 My father was a service droid! 75 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:18,401 Hey, where ya going? 76 00:06:18,436 --> 00:06:23,000 You can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister that is my body. 77 00:06:33,428 --> 00:06:36,822 Oh, man! This looks like the wrong neighborhood. 78 00:06:37,768 --> 00:06:38,802 Oh, boy. 79 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:42,313 It's okay, R-2. Calm down. Be cool. 80 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:46,212 I ain't done nothing to antagonize nobody. 81 00:06:46,258 --> 00:06:49,222 What? A droid can't walk down the desert no more? 82 00:06:49,247 --> 00:06:50,591 I got rights, too. 83 00:06:50,615 --> 00:06:51,490 Who's there?! 84 00:07:29,498 --> 00:07:33,443 Any attack made by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture 85 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:35,762 no matter what technical data they've obtained. 86 00:07:35,795 --> 00:07:38,910 This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. 87 00:07:38,947 --> 00:07:41,293 That is fantastic. Terrific work. 88 00:07:41,308 --> 00:07:43,272 - So, no weaknesses at all, huh? - Nuh... 89 00:07:43,507 --> 00:07:44,351 No. 90 00:07:44,596 --> 00:07:47,800 You, uh... you hesitated there. Is there something I should know? 91 00:07:47,826 --> 00:07:51,162 No. It's virtually indestructible. Like, 99.9%. 92 00:07:51,225 --> 00:07:52,621 Uh... okay. 93 00:07:52,657 --> 00:07:56,001 Wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask. What's the .01? 94 00:07:56,036 --> 00:07:58,481 Well, I... I mean, there's this little hole... 95 00:07:58,515 --> 00:08:01,293 It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. 96 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:04,552 And, if you shoot a laser into this hole... 97 00:08:04,598 --> 00:08:06,392 the station blows up. 98 00:08:07,658 --> 00:08:09,880 That sounds like a pretty big design flaw there. 99 00:08:09,908 --> 00:08:12,202 No, no, no. The hole's only two meters across. 100 00:08:12,216 --> 00:08:14,320 Well, that's no bigger than a womprat. 101 00:08:14,345 --> 00:08:15,410 Exactly. 102 00:08:15,438 --> 00:08:18,252 And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. 103 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:19,071 It's not a big deal. 104 00:08:19,336 --> 00:08:22,742 Can't we board it up? Or, you know, put some plywood over it or something? 105 00:08:22,775 --> 00:08:24,020 Well, that would look terrible. 106 00:08:24,048 --> 00:08:25,530 I mean, we gotta think about resale. 107 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,722 Resale? What are you talking about? 108 00:08:26,746 --> 00:08:29,891 This property is right above Sunset. The value is only gonna go up. 109 00:08:29,906 --> 00:08:33,830 Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market 110 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:37,503 haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, 111 00:08:37,535 --> 00:08:38,593 nor has it... 112 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:40,950 I find your lack of faith disturbing. 113 00:08:40,965 --> 00:08:43,011 That property is in a prime location. 114 00:08:43,027 --> 00:08:45,503 20 minutes to the beach, 20 minutes to downtown... 115 00:08:45,536 --> 00:08:47,980 There's nothing to do downtown. 116 00:08:48,026 --> 00:08:49,070 Enough of this! 117 00:08:49,107 --> 00:08:50,620 Vader, release him! 118 00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:51,952 As you wish. 119 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:55,702 All right, so we gonna plug up that hole? 120 00:08:55,737 --> 00:08:58,602 Yeah. We can get it done tomorrow if price is no object. 121 00:09:00,355 --> 00:09:02,772 - We'll get estimates. - Get estimates. Yeah. 122 00:09:07,906 --> 00:09:11,023 Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction. 123 00:09:11,058 --> 00:09:13,771 - Look, sir. Droids! - Look! A penny! 124 00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:19,100 Hey, thanks for the sex, early '90s printer. 125 00:09:26,457 --> 00:09:27,902 All right, bring 'em on out. 126 00:09:28,707 --> 00:09:31,603 Oh, God, it's a hundred degrees out here! 127 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:35,263 If I pass out, please note that I'm wearing a Life Call bracelet 128 00:09:35,276 --> 00:09:37,401 with all my insurance information. 129 00:09:38,126 --> 00:09:39,212 Luke? 130 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:40,651 Luke! 131 00:09:41,076 --> 00:09:42,200 Luke! 132 00:09:42,237 --> 00:09:43,070 What?! 133 00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:47,333 Tell Uncle Owen not to tell you that your father is Darth Vader. 134 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,882 Aunt Beru, when are you guys gonna let me join 135 00:09:49,897 --> 00:09:51,712 the rebellion like all my friends? 136 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:55,430 Oh, pff! Stop whining, Luke, and come have some blue milk. 137 00:09:55,476 --> 00:09:56,730 One of these days, 138 00:09:56,757 --> 00:10:00,870 I'm just gonna take off and join the rebellion whether you like it or not! 139 00:10:00,908 --> 00:10:03,181 Over my burned carcass! 140 00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:05,022 Hey, shut up with-a da nois-a! 141 00:10:05,047 --> 00:10:06,790 Hey, shut-up-a with-a da shut-up-a! 142 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,291 You shut-up-a with-a da shut- up-a! 143 00:10:08,326 --> 00:10:11,040 Shut-up-a yo face! Now-a my dog-a won't-a shut-up-a! 144 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,923 - Why you no-a shut up-a? - I make-a you-a shut-up-a! 145 00:10:12,952 --> 00:10:15,466 - You two-a shut-up-a! - Hey, I poke out-a my head! 146 00:10:26,505 --> 00:10:27,671 Someday 147 00:10:27,719 --> 00:10:30,833 I'll get off this rock and fight the empire. 148 00:10:34,397 --> 00:10:37,952 John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, everybody! 149 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,611 Now do the theme to The People's Court. 150 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:15,632 Oh, this oil bath is going to feel so good. 151 00:11:15,788 --> 00:11:18,713 Hey, you guys think that '90s printer looked clean, right? 152 00:11:18,748 --> 00:11:21,273 Hey, there's something stuck in this R-2 unit. 153 00:11:22,186 --> 00:11:25,150 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. 154 00:11:25,387 --> 00:11:28,492 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. 155 00:11:28,636 --> 00:11:31,453 Whoever she is, she sounds like she's in trouble. 156 00:11:31,477 --> 00:11:33,371 Is there any more to this message? 157 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,942 Intergalactic proton-powered electrical-tentacled advertising droids! 158 00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:40,203 Intergalactic proton-powered electrical-tentacled advertising droids! 159 00:11:40,248 --> 00:11:43,341 Intergalactic proton-powered electrical-tentacled advertising droids! 160 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:46,240 Hi, I'm Darth Harrington of Darth Harrington's Intergalactic Proton- 161 00:11:46,265 --> 00:11:49,381 Powered Electrical-Tentacled Advertising Droids Emporium and Moon Base. 162 00:11:49,395 --> 00:11:51,371 Due to a garbled sup-space transmission, 163 00:11:51,396 --> 00:11:54,060 I am currently overstocked on all intergalactic proton- 164 00:11:54,077 --> 00:11:56,003 powered electrical-tentacled advertising droids, 165 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,362 and I am passing the savings on to you! 166 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,263 She said, "Obi-Wan Kenobi." 167 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,830 I wonder if she means old Obi-Wan Kenobi. 168 00:12:04,086 --> 00:12:07,321 Well, I guess I'll go bull's-eye some womprats in my T-16. 169 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,931 My God, you shoot small animals for fun? 170 00:12:09,948 --> 00:12:12,550 That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak. 171 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,531 There's two suns and no women! 172 00:12:14,555 --> 00:12:16,603 What the hell am I supposed to do?! 173 00:12:17,605 --> 00:12:19,782 Master Luke, he's gone, he's gone! 174 00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:20,453 What? 175 00:12:20,477 --> 00:12:23,372 R-2, he took off in the middle of the night! We got to find him! 176 00:12:23,405 --> 00:12:26,561 Oh, what the phantom menace is that guy's problem? 177 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,042 Hey, mind if I turn on the radio? 178 00:12:31,065 --> 00:12:34,521 WTAT, Tatooine's all-talk radio. 179 00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:39,042 My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop. 180 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:41,490 Now they're trying to convince us that Hoth is melting. 181 00:12:41,518 --> 00:12:43,400 Well, that's crazy. Just trying to scare us. 182 00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:45,782 And if that weren't enough to get you mad, 183 00:12:45,796 --> 00:12:49,823 we now have news that Lando Calrissian has been made the chief administrator 184 00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:52,122 of the Bespin Mining Facility. 185 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,913 Gee, I wonder how he got that job. 186 00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,772 Well, let me tell you how he got that job. 187 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:58,100 Affirmative action strikes again. 188 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,400 The time is 8:50. 189 00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:05,332 - R-2, what are you doing out here? - Beep-boop-beep. 190 00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:08,413 He says, "There are several creatures approaching from the southeast." 191 00:13:08,446 --> 00:13:09,842 That's not what I said. 192 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:12,921 I said there ain't a pack of menthols on this planet. 193 00:13:14,457 --> 00:13:17,643 Well, I see some Bantha tracks, but I don't see any... 194 00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:21,543 Wait a minute. There's Sand People, all right. I can see one of them now. 195 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,882 Who the hell are you? 196 00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:45,812 One lucky sumbitch. 197 00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:52,470 So, Luke, what brings your muscley arms out this way? 198 00:13:52,485 --> 00:13:54,181 I'll show you, Mr. Obi-Wan. 199 00:13:54,197 --> 00:13:56,090 R-2, play him the message. 200 00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:01,892 General Kenobi, many years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars. 201 00:14:01,956 --> 00:14:03,802 We need your help again. 202 00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:06,053 And not to get too personal, but... 203 00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:09,282 you owe us after that mess you got into back on Alderaan. 204 00:14:10,496 --> 00:14:14,251 ...and we pay to keep the families of those children quiet, so... 205 00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:17,103 Oh, this is just... just like logistical stuff. 206 00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:18,513 I'll check that later. 207 00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,290 ...Joey Lawrence haircut, 208 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,602 so I'll assume we can count on your help 209 00:14:22,638 --> 00:14:25,842 to get the Death Star plans to my father on Alderaan. 210 00:14:25,956 --> 00:14:28,943 The plans are stored inside this R-2 unit. 211 00:14:29,177 --> 00:14:32,011 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. 212 00:14:32,396 --> 00:14:34,352 All right now, what do I click? 213 00:14:34,866 --> 00:14:39,581 Luke, you must learn the ways of the Force and come with meto Alderaan. 214 00:14:39,616 --> 00:14:41,062 What's the Force? 215 00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:44,333 The Force is what gives a Jedi knight his power. 216 00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:47,693 It surrounds us. It penetrates us. 217 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,480 Here, check this out. 218 00:14:52,296 --> 00:14:54,350 Wow! This is cool! 219 00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,881 Yeah, everyone in the neighborhood has one. 220 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:05,121 Hey, why would you hang that up? It looks so tantalizing. 221 00:15:07,435 --> 00:15:10,762 You know, the Empire's gonna come looking for these droids. 222 00:15:10,795 --> 00:15:14,561 But if they find out who the Jewas sold them to, that could lead them back... 223 00:15:14,857 --> 00:15:16,013 home. 224 00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:18,843 Luke, wait! It's too dangerous! 225 00:15:18,975 --> 00:15:22,121 Get your fat space ass back here. 226 00:15:32,857 --> 00:15:34,262 Uncle Owen? 227 00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:36,252 Aunt Beru? 228 00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:39,070 Oh, my God! 229 00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:43,863 John Williams! 230 00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:49,963 Great, now we got to do the rest of this thing with Danny Elfman. 231 00:16:11,598 --> 00:16:13,930 Mos Eisley Space Port. 232 00:16:13,988 --> 00:16:18,010 You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. 233 00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,761 My sister Regina D2 lives here. 234 00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:23,192 - Is she single? - She's a lezbot. 235 00:16:39,336 --> 00:16:41,893 - He doesn't like you. - Sorry. 236 00:16:42,596 --> 00:16:46,232 - I don't like you either. - You don't even know me. 237 00:16:46,265 --> 00:16:48,013 You know what? That's fair. 238 00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:50,843 I'm Pignose and this is my brother-in-law Scott. 239 00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:53,993 - He's visiting from Hoth. - I don't know why they call it Hoth. 240 00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:56,573 - They should call it "Coldth." - Okay, settle down. 241 00:16:56,607 --> 00:16:58,063 I'm up after the band. 242 00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:01,920 Thank you. We're the Cantina Band. If you have any requests, shout them out. 243 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:05,800 Play that same song. All right, same song. Here we go. 244 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,552 Hi. My sexy friend and I 245 00:17:11,575 --> 00:17:14,151 are looking for a ship to take us to Alderaan, 246 00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:16,593 and I'm willing to pay big money. 247 00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:18,640 Well, you've come to the right place. 248 00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:21,210 I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon 249 00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:24,442 and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie. 250 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,690 - Is it a fast ship? - Are you kidding? 251 00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:29,711 It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. 252 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:30,561 Um... 253 00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:33,491 Isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time? 254 00:17:33,508 --> 00:17:34,642 No, no, no, no. 255 00:17:34,775 --> 00:17:37,213 Chewie, take these guys to the ship and get her ready. 256 00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:43,831 Always gargle before a takeoff. Waka-waka. All right, let's go. 257 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:53,182 Greedo, as a matter of fact, I was just going to see Jaba and tell him... 258 00:18:18,756 --> 00:18:21,810 - Well, what do you think? - What a piece of junk. 259 00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:25,501 Thank you. This was my brother's. He died of leukemia. How do you feel now? 260 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,860 You got any strawberry milkin there? 261 00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:30,153 No, but she'll make .5 past lightspeed. 262 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,481 If you want, I'll show you around 263 00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:33,903 since no one's trying to stop the ship or blast us. 264 00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:35,593 Stop that ship! Blast them! 265 00:18:36,088 --> 00:18:38,670 Oh, now I can't show you around. Quick, get in the ship. 266 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,240 Looks like we got Imperial cruisers on our tail. 267 00:18:57,318 --> 00:19:01,803 Oh, look at that one on the left. Get off your cell phone. You are driving. 268 00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:11,763 They're gaining on us! 269 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,211 We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. 270 00:19:14,226 --> 00:19:16,553 Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose them. 271 00:19:21,938 --> 00:19:24,631 Uh, that, thatwas your maneuver, 272 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,543 moving slightly to the left? 273 00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:29,263 Well, I mean, we're not in the same place we were, huh? 274 00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,780 - That ought to confuse them. - Yeah, but you hardly did anything. 275 00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:35,951 You just started listinglazily to the left. 276 00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:37,651 I'm pretty sure they can keep up. 277 00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:39,093 - Where did they go?! - There they are. 278 00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:41,541 They're listinglazily to the left. Go left! Left! 279 00:19:41,568 --> 00:19:43,542 Boy, this guy knows some maneuvers. 280 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,320 All right, strap yourselves in. I'm about to make the jump to lightspeed. 281 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:49,041 Did he say "strap in" or "strap on"? 282 00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:58,313 Man, hyperspace always looks so freaky. 283 00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:20,960 Governor Tarkin, 284 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:24,252 I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought on board. 285 00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:26,232 Um, actually, that's me. 286 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,912 I made a Darth doody. 287 00:20:27,998 --> 00:20:32,681 Princess Leia, we've chosen to test our Death Star planet blower-upper gun 288 00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,122 on your home planet of Alderaan. 289 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,083 No! 290 00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:38,793 She said, "No." Should we still do it? 291 00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:40,341 Yeah. 292 00:20:55,845 --> 00:20:58,170 So anyway, I says, "Forget the dental plan." 293 00:20:58,196 --> 00:21:01,222 "Forget sick leave. I just want a railing," you know? 294 00:21:01,246 --> 00:21:02,653 "One railing right here." 295 00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:05,660 Yeah, I know. I've almost fallen over that thing so many times. 296 00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,562 - So what did they say? - Oh, get this. 297 00:21:07,578 --> 00:21:10,060 They said they're worried we'd be leaning all day. 298 00:21:10,107 --> 00:21:11,773 - They said that? - Yeah. 299 00:21:12,346 --> 00:21:15,002 Well, none of this will matter when we're famous singers. 300 00:21:21,608 --> 00:21:24,441 - How am I doing? - Just keep your knees bent. 301 00:21:24,486 --> 00:21:28,212 Imagine you're spreading butter on a big piece of bread. 302 00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:30,923 That's it. Spread that butter... 303 00:21:30,968 --> 00:21:32,452 with the Force. 304 00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:35,493 Ha! You guys seem like crazy morons to me. 305 00:21:35,947 --> 00:21:38,080 You don't believe in the Force, do you? 306 00:21:38,106 --> 00:21:40,173 Oh, you mean that thing you just found out about, like, 307 00:21:40,197 --> 00:21:42,981 three hours ago and are now judging me for not believing in it? 308 00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:44,532 Do you believe in anything? 309 00:21:44,565 --> 00:21:46,930 Uh, yeah. Didn't you see my Kabbalah bracelet? 310 00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:49,102 - What's Kabbalah? - About a buck seventy-five. 311 00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:52,902 Honestly, I have no idea. I'm just a slave to trends. 312 00:21:55,978 --> 00:21:57,012 What the hell? 313 00:21:57,078 --> 00:22:00,422 Oh, my God, we came out of hyperspace into an asteroid field. 314 00:22:06,278 --> 00:22:08,843 Alderaan's been destroyed by the Empire. 315 00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:10,720 Maybe we should head for that small moon 316 00:22:10,735 --> 00:22:13,463 that's clearly a small moon and not anything else. 317 00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:18,112 That's no moon. 318 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,151 It's a space station. 319 00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:25,140 Oh, crap, that got us in a tractor beam. 320 00:22:25,188 --> 00:22:27,251 Well, they're not gonna get me without a fight. 321 00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:31,022 You can't win. 322 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,563 But there are alternatives to fighting. 323 00:22:33,576 --> 00:22:34,453 Like what? 324 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,012 Like getting the hell out of here! 325 00:22:38,627 --> 00:22:41,683 No, just kidding. Can you imagine if I was like that? 326 00:23:22,238 --> 00:23:25,172 All right, just follow my lead and act real cool. 327 00:23:47,308 --> 00:23:50,041 All right, I'm gonna go knock out that tractor beam. 328 00:23:50,058 --> 00:23:52,041 And we'll go rescue the princess. 329 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:55,830 You know Luke, this may be the last time we see each other. 330 00:23:55,856 --> 00:23:58,171 So there's something I want you to know. 331 00:23:58,408 --> 00:24:00,140 Now I've 332 00:24:00,928 --> 00:24:04,460 had the time of my life 333 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:08,853 And I owe it all to you... 334 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,480 I've been waiting for so long 335 00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:17,662 Now I've finally found someone to stand by me 336 00:24:20,256 --> 00:24:22,640 So we take each other's hand 337 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:27,420 Cause we seem to understand the urgency 338 00:24:27,897 --> 00:24:29,923 Just remember 339 00:24:30,605 --> 00:24:33,701 You're the one thing 340 00:24:34,025 --> 00:24:37,842 I can't get enough of 341 00:24:39,066 --> 00:24:42,603 So I'll tell you something 342 00:24:44,075 --> 00:24:47,853 This could be love Because 343 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:53,092 I've had the time of my life 344 00:24:53,147 --> 00:24:57,543 No I never felt this way before 345 00:24:57,626 --> 00:25:02,130 Yes, I swear, it's the truth 346 00:25:02,188 --> 00:25:06,491 And I owe it all to you... 347 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,621 Holly smoke! 348 00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:23,380 So, whate **** we are on the first floor? 349 00:25:23,415 --> 00:25:25,053 Uh, we are on the second floor. 350 00:25:25,075 --> 00:25:27,860 No, no, no, **** here's the Banana republic and we just pass that. 351 00:25:27,898 --> 00:25:28,631 Uh... 352 00:25:28,878 --> 00:25:30,650 ... it's right back there. We, we, uh... 353 00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:32,370 we park on Macy's side, **** 354 00:25:32,386 --> 00:25:34,851 So now we must be other here by the JCPenney. 355 00:25:34,878 --> 00:25:37,513 It looks that the first floor is mostly main stuff, **** 356 00:25:37,606 --> 00:25:39,561 and there's a lady Foot Locker right other there. **** 357 00:25:39,568 --> 00:25:41,111 All right, so we are on the third floor. 358 00:25:41,137 --> 00:25:42,420 All right, let's get in the elevator. 359 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,510 And hurry up, 'cause the smell of that Mrs. Fields is killing me. 360 00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:04,043 Where are you taking this... thing? 361 00:26:04,088 --> 00:26:06,620 Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138. 362 00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:08,671 You think you could get me a room by the pool? 363 00:26:09,718 --> 00:26:12,203 Is funny because you are prisoner. 364 00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:15,142 And there is no pool because is Death Star. 365 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:20,251 We got to find out what cell this princess of yours is in. 366 00:26:20,265 --> 00:26:22,613 - There it is, 2187. - I'm on it. 367 00:26:22,696 --> 00:26:25,890 Uh, everything's under control here. Situation normal. 368 00:26:25,906 --> 00:26:26,842 What happened? 369 00:26:26,868 --> 00:26:29,503 We, uh, had a slight weapons malfunction, but 370 00:26:29,518 --> 00:26:31,483 everything's perfectly all right. We're fine. 371 00:26:31,526 --> 00:26:33,961 We're all fine... here... now... 372 00:26:34,086 --> 00:26:35,050 thank you. 373 00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:36,423 How are you? 374 00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:38,750 Uh... I've been better. 375 00:26:38,796 --> 00:26:40,602 - Well, tell me what's up. - Well, 376 00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:43,863 I'm in this relationship and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. 377 00:26:43,897 --> 00:26:46,653 I like her, but... we're not really connecting. 378 00:26:46,665 --> 00:26:48,673 - How long's it been? - About ten months. 379 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,120 - And how often do you see each other? - Couple of times a week. 380 00:26:51,146 --> 00:26:53,630 Well, why don't you try seeing each other a little more often 381 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,210 and see if you connect a little more. 382 00:26:55,228 --> 00:26:57,253 And if not, it may be time to move on. 383 00:26:57,277 --> 00:26:58,221 Thanks for calling. 384 00:26:58,237 --> 00:26:59,373 This is Han Solo, 385 00:26:59,386 --> 00:27:01,660 and I'm going to be keeping you company for the next few hours, 386 00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:03,610 right here on the midnight shift. 387 00:27:03,647 --> 00:27:07,903 Something's telling me it might be you... 388 00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:13,032 It's telling me it might be you... 389 00:27:15,207 --> 00:27:17,682 Aren't you a little fat to be a storm trooper? 390 00:27:17,706 --> 00:27:20,012 Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch. 391 00:27:20,048 --> 00:27:21,571 Wait. Who are you? 392 00:27:21,588 --> 00:27:22,903 I'm Luke Skywalker. 393 00:27:22,927 --> 00:27:25,493 Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan are here to rescue you. 394 00:27:25,508 --> 00:27:28,060 - Wait, Obi-Wan Kenobi? - Yeah. 395 00:27:28,096 --> 00:27:30,303 Suddenly I'm not so fat, huh? 396 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,440 Come on, into the garbage chute. 397 00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:46,650 She's right. Come on, Chewbacca. 398 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,540 Are you kidding? It's probably full of disease. I'm not jumping in there. 399 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,692 Not even if I throw this pig's ear? 400 00:27:51,716 --> 00:27:53,910 - Oh, come on, that's not fair. - Go get it! 401 00:27:57,227 --> 00:28:00,483 Oh, boy, great idea, Princess, diving into a pile of garbage. 402 00:28:00,496 --> 00:28:02,480 When we get out of here, maybe you can show me around 403 00:28:02,495 --> 00:28:03,800 your home planet of Alderaan. 404 00:28:03,825 --> 00:28:05,050 Aw...! 405 00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:06,231 Too soon? 406 00:28:06,256 --> 00:28:07,780 Hey, it could be worse. 407 00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:10,571 It's worse. 408 00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:15,921 The walls are closing! 409 00:28:19,538 --> 00:28:22,212 Listen to them, R-2. They're dying. What do we do? 410 00:28:22,247 --> 00:28:24,530 Only one thing to do, man. 411 00:28:24,556 --> 00:28:26,821 You still got that bag I gave you? 412 00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:35,680 Man, I wish I could listen to some Tattooine, Wind and Fire right now. 413 00:28:35,845 --> 00:28:36,743 Mm... 414 00:28:36,777 --> 00:28:39,643 So you think the Empire's gonna fall, man? 415 00:28:39,758 --> 00:28:41,632 I-I-I don't...I don't know, man. 416 00:28:42,485 --> 00:28:45,293 H-How you, how you, how you, how you doing right now? 417 00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:46,793 Good. Why? 418 00:28:46,885 --> 00:28:47,551 I think, 419 00:28:47,596 --> 00:28:51,052 I think, I think I... I think I may be having sort of... a mini freak-out here. 420 00:28:51,078 --> 00:28:52,560 - Oh. - Just-Just... 421 00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:54,990 Just tell me I don't have to stay in this room. 422 00:28:55,006 --> 00:28:55,642 What? 423 00:28:55,665 --> 00:28:58,491 Just tell me right now that I... that I don't have to stay in this room. 424 00:28:58,507 --> 00:29:00,600 You don't have to stay in this room. 425 00:29:00,615 --> 00:29:01,782 Oh, thank God. 426 00:29:07,796 --> 00:29:09,673 Thank God we're saved. 427 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,630 Look at this. Who throws out half a pizza? 428 00:29:13,646 --> 00:29:15,031 And look at this couch. 429 00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:18,243 Somebody threw out a whole couch and it's in great shape. 430 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,972 Yeah, you put a little Febreze on that, 431 00:29:19,986 --> 00:29:22,263 scrub it out a little bit, it'll look great in your apartment. 432 00:29:22,287 --> 00:29:23,131 You know what? 433 00:29:23,156 --> 00:29:26,020 I know we have a dangerous job to do here, but 434 00:29:26,048 --> 00:29:27,220 I'm taking this. 435 00:29:27,247 --> 00:29:28,672 I'm taking this couch. 436 00:29:28,988 --> 00:29:30,120 All right, you ready? 437 00:29:30,158 --> 00:29:32,760 All right, one... two... three. 438 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,420 - Easy, easy, easy. - Okay. 439 00:29:36,668 --> 00:29:38,580 - Stop, stop, stop, stop... - What? What...? 440 00:29:39,016 --> 00:29:40,802 - No, no, no, no... Twist it. - I am. 441 00:29:41,925 --> 00:29:44,170 No, no, no, no, no, other way. You're twisting the wrong way. 442 00:29:44,178 --> 00:29:46,163 - What do you want me to do? - Just look down, all right. 443 00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:47,883 Just look at me, look what I'm doing. 444 00:29:47,898 --> 00:29:49,192 - You see the way I'm twisting it? - Yeah. 445 00:29:49,218 --> 00:29:51,193 - Turn it that way from your end. - Okay. 446 00:29:51,828 --> 00:29:52,851 No, no, no, no, no. 447 00:29:54,537 --> 00:29:56,320 Put it down. Put it down. Just drop it. 448 00:29:56,346 --> 00:29:57,430 All right. All right. 449 00:29:57,457 --> 00:29:58,301 All right, let's... 450 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,570 Just hang on and figure this out. 451 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,931 Han, there are storm troopers all over the place. 452 00:30:02,946 --> 00:30:04,532 Shouldn't we be getting out of here? 453 00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:06,480 All right, okay, all right, okay. 454 00:30:06,508 --> 00:30:07,992 I got it, I know... okay, okay... 455 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,740 Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take the cushions off, 456 00:30:10,755 --> 00:30:12,083 unscrew the legs, 457 00:30:12,115 --> 00:30:15,110 take the mattress out and this whole thing is gonna be a lot simpler. 458 00:30:15,136 --> 00:30:16,961 It's easier than we're making it. 459 00:30:38,365 --> 00:30:39,891 Hey, did you hear something? 460 00:30:39,918 --> 00:30:42,252 Probably just another drill. 461 00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:44,591 You know that last drill we had? 462 00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:47,550 I was about to finally bone my girlfriend, 463 00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:50,171 and then we heard that there was this drill 464 00:30:50,198 --> 00:30:52,863 and she told me there was no way. 465 00:30:58,795 --> 00:31:00,463 So, Obi-Wan... 466 00:31:00,637 --> 00:31:02,042 we meet again. 467 00:31:02,216 --> 00:31:06,510 What part of "stay 50 yards away at all times" don't you understand? 468 00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:10,012 Uh-oh. 469 00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:12,513 Your powers are weak, old man. 470 00:31:15,465 --> 00:31:16,813 Obi-Wan! 471 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,793 Boy, you got here just in time. 472 00:31:22,468 --> 00:31:23,810 No...! 473 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:35,112 All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 474 00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:39,621 All right, twist it counter-clockwise. 475 00:31:39,627 --> 00:31:41,353 I am twisting it. You're twisting it the other way. 476 00:31:41,355 --> 00:31:43,531 I mean counter-clockwise from where I'm standing 477 00:31:43,557 --> 00:31:44,912 so... so th... so then you... 478 00:31:44,926 --> 00:31:45,853 so clockwise. 479 00:31:46,826 --> 00:31:48,322 You twist it clockwise. 480 00:31:48,528 --> 00:31:49,690 Okay... okay, go. 481 00:31:50,335 --> 00:31:52,320 You know what? Put it down, put it down for a second. 482 00:31:52,338 --> 00:31:54,562 - My fingers are killing me. - Han, they're shooting at us! 483 00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:56,342 You know what? Lift it up tall ways. 484 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,710 Aw, for cr... oh, it's wedged. It's wedged. 485 00:32:01,137 --> 00:32:03,421 You know what? It's not going anywhere. Let's just take off, 486 00:32:03,438 --> 00:32:04,460 we'll deal with it later. 487 00:32:04,477 --> 00:32:06,350 You get in the cockpit and I'll just... 488 00:32:06,376 --> 00:32:08,110 I'll hang on to this thing as we go. 489 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,962 Easy. 490 00:32:33,155 --> 00:32:35,320 I can't believe he's gone. 491 00:32:35,357 --> 00:32:37,463 I know, Luke, but it's true. 492 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,621 He's gone. 493 00:32:38,776 --> 00:32:41,091 I mean, you saw him get beheaded. 494 00:32:41,116 --> 00:32:44,502 Nobody lives through that... Not for long, anyway. 495 00:32:44,515 --> 00:32:47,561 I mean, sometimes the brain is still active for a few minutes 496 00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:49,181 after the beheading, but... 497 00:32:49,216 --> 00:32:52,341 to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell. 498 00:32:52,355 --> 00:32:53,751 And unfortunately, 499 00:32:53,768 --> 00:32:55,840 hell is probably where he'll end up, 500 00:32:55,867 --> 00:32:59,453 because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing. 501 00:32:59,515 --> 00:33:01,670 Come on, kid, we're not out of the woods yet. 502 00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:06,812 Here they come! 503 00:33:23,526 --> 00:33:25,023 - Hey, Han! - What?! 504 00:33:25,038 --> 00:33:27,971 - Why do they call them "Tie Fighters"? - - No idea! 505 00:33:40,406 --> 00:33:42,161 They're coming too fast! 506 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,172 Oh, boy. Nickel for every time that's happened. 507 00:33:44,186 --> 00:33:45,422 Just keep shooting, Luke! 508 00:33:53,946 --> 00:33:56,441 That's how we do it in my neighborhood, bitch! 509 00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:02,640 I got him! I got him! 510 00:34:02,656 --> 00:34:04,471 Great, kid! Don't get penis-y! 511 00:34:09,878 --> 00:34:11,300 I just want to tell you both... 512 00:34:11,346 --> 00:34:13,371 Good luck. We're all counting on you. 513 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:40,791 Mom? 514 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:42,331 Yeah. Yeah we won. 515 00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:44,060 Yeah, we won the battle. 516 00:34:44,906 --> 00:34:46,650 Yeah, I'm calling like you asked. 517 00:34:46,887 --> 00:34:47,701 Okay. 518 00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:48,583 Okay. 519 00:34:48,828 --> 00:34:50,433 Okay, but... okay, but I gotta go... 520 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,113 I got other stuff to do. 521 00:34:52,476 --> 00:34:53,310 O-Okay 522 00:34:53,456 --> 00:34:54,950 Okay, okay, but I gotta go. 523 00:34:55,586 --> 00:34:56,352 Okay. 524 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:57,991 Okay, yes. 525 00:34:58,438 --> 00:34:59,263 Yes. 526 00:34:59,787 --> 00:35:01,182 Yes, yes, Mom. 527 00:35:01,207 --> 00:35:03,483 I-I love you too, Mom. Okay, all right, good-bye. 528 00:35:26,996 --> 00:35:28,510 P-choo. P-choo. 529 00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:29,743 Gotcha. 530 00:35:32,456 --> 00:35:36,261 Thanks to the information in this R-2 unit provided by Princess Leia, 531 00:35:36,305 --> 00:35:39,781 we should be able to mount a successful offensive on the Death Star. 532 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:40,660 But first, 533 00:35:40,676 --> 00:35:43,493 please take a moment to watch this instructional video. 534 00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:50,531 Nothing but net. 535 00:35:50,688 --> 00:35:51,422 Hi, 536 00:35:51,447 --> 00:35:55,813 I'm Magic Johnson with a few tips on blowing up the Death Star. 537 00:35:55,997 --> 00:35:59,171 First off, never forget your objective. 538 00:35:59,206 --> 00:36:03,180 There gonna be so many folks coming at you to slow you down, 539 00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:06,823 you might feel like you got a bull's-eye on your head. 540 00:36:07,025 --> 00:36:09,942 No, but they will be trying to kill you. 541 00:36:10,238 --> 00:36:14,322 Also, don't forget you have teammates out there watching your back. 542 00:36:14,378 --> 00:36:18,381 Unless you been messing around with their wife or girlfriend. 543 00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:21,380 No, but they will be there to help you. 544 00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:22,733 Lastly, 545 00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:26,931 you wanna make sure you step back and take cover after you sink that bucket, 546 00:36:26,957 --> 00:36:30,703 'cause that sky gonna light up like the Fourth of July. 547 00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:34,800 No, but there will be a large explosion. 548 00:36:46,096 --> 00:36:48,322 Well, kid, I guess this is good-bye. 549 00:36:48,335 --> 00:36:51,140 So, you got your reward and you're leaving. Is that it? 550 00:36:51,155 --> 00:36:52,972 When you say it that way, I sound like a douche, 551 00:36:52,987 --> 00:36:54,123 but, yeah, that's what I'm doing. 552 00:36:54,135 --> 00:36:56,161 What'd you get for a reward anyway? 553 00:36:56,387 --> 00:36:59,620 Uh, let's see, I got 10% off a Netflix membership, 554 00:36:59,715 --> 00:37:00,761 uh... 555 00:37:00,828 --> 00:37:02,923 some nice Cracker Barrel Cheddar, 556 00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:08,340 assorted lotions, and a little plastic champagne bottle full of jelly beans... 557 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,002 and a little bear. 558 00:37:10,206 --> 00:37:11,882 See? Little bear? 559 00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:15,022 "Hey, Luke. We had fun on the Death Star." 560 00:37:15,046 --> 00:37:16,941 Well, take care of yourself, Han. 561 00:37:16,957 --> 00:37:18,971 I guess that's what you're best at. 562 00:37:19,335 --> 00:37:21,760 Oh, look, a light saber cheese knife. 563 00:37:26,016 --> 00:37:26,962 Yuck. 564 00:37:41,487 --> 00:37:42,741 All wings. Check in. 565 00:37:42,758 --> 00:37:45,353 - Red three standing by. - Red six standing by. 566 00:37:45,365 --> 00:37:48,123 - Red five standing by. - Red Buttons standing by. 567 00:37:48,147 --> 00:37:50,620 - Redd Foxx standin' by! - Big Red standing by. 568 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:53,823 - Red October standing by. - Helen Reddy standing by. 569 00:37:53,835 --> 00:37:55,651 Simply Red standing by. 570 00:38:25,777 --> 00:38:28,211 I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins! 571 00:38:28,278 --> 00:38:30,512 Uh, having a little trouble here. 572 00:38:42,095 --> 00:38:45,193 Careful, Redd Foxx, there's one right on your tail! 573 00:38:49,826 --> 00:38:52,062 Ahh! I'm comin', Elizabeth! 574 00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:02,792 Use the Force, Luke. 575 00:39:02,825 --> 00:39:05,581 - Obi-Wan? - Yeah, it's me. 576 00:39:05,705 --> 00:39:07,733 Use the Force. 577 00:39:07,755 --> 00:39:09,391 Force that thing in there. 578 00:39:09,405 --> 00:39:11,540 Just like I showed you with those puppets. 579 00:39:11,556 --> 00:39:14,480 but don't tell anybody 'cause you'll get in trouble. 580 00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:25,033 Clark, I don't like the look of this neighborhood. 581 00:39:25,045 --> 00:39:26,713 Come on, Ellen, it's important for the kids 582 00:39:26,726 --> 00:39:28,370 to witness the plight of the rebellion. 583 00:39:28,395 --> 00:39:30,133 Kids, you noticing all this plight? 584 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:32,001 Roll 'em up! 585 00:39:38,277 --> 00:39:40,332 The Force is strong with this one. 586 00:39:44,487 --> 00:39:46,571 **** you, you son of a bitch! 587 00:39:46,598 --> 00:39:48,400 What am I, R2-Pac?! 588 00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:50,501 The Death Star is getting closer. 589 00:39:50,578 --> 00:39:53,281 And Leia's getting larger! 590 00:40:04,846 --> 00:40:07,120 I have you now, young Skywalker! 591 00:40:07,158 --> 00:40:10,401 And with today's gas prices, not a minute too soon. 592 00:40:12,605 --> 00:40:13,533 What the deuce?! 593 00:40:16,076 --> 00:40:16,910 Look at this. 594 00:40:16,925 --> 00:40:19,541 Look how much more comfortable we are now shooting stuff. 595 00:40:47,426 --> 00:40:51,521 Luke, the Force will be with you always. 596 00:40:51,966 --> 00:40:53,510 And so will I. 597 00:40:53,525 --> 00:40:54,993 Always. 598 00:40:55,025 --> 00:40:58,261 'Course, when you get older and get some crow's feet, 599 00:40:58,295 --> 00:41:00,303 I might lose interest. 600 00:41:09,296 --> 00:41:10,752 The end. 601 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:14,681 Well, Dad, 602 00:41:14,698 --> 00:41:16,323 thanks for keeping us entertained. 603 00:41:16,335 --> 00:41:17,992 That was a great story. 604 00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,242 Yeah, but 605 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:22,493 didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago? 606 00:41:22,525 --> 00:41:24,031 Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Chris. 607 00:41:24,055 --> 00:41:26,822 I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence. 608 00:41:26,857 --> 00:41:29,701 Well, I don't know, Dad. I think a decent number of people watch it. 609 00:41:29,736 --> 00:41:31,061 Oh really? Define "decent." 610 00:41:31,078 --> 00:41:33,670 I think it's the highest-rated show on Cartoon Network 611 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:36,072 and the Star Wars episode doubled that audience. 612 00:41:36,096 --> 00:41:38,900 Well, yeah, but double ten people is like 20 people, 613 00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:41,283 so, I mean, what kind of numbers are we talking about here, you know? 614 00:41:41,296 --> 00:41:42,791 Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. 615 00:41:42,807 --> 00:41:45,492 It's a legitimate show and they beat you to the punch. 616 00:41:45,566 --> 00:41:47,352 Uh... I don't know about that, Chris. 617 00:41:47,365 --> 00:41:51,212 I mean, to me, a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC... 618 00:41:51,227 --> 00:41:52,942 You know, one of the real networks. 619 00:41:53,338 --> 00:41:54,950 I don't know about that, Dad. 620 00:41:54,968 --> 00:41:57,420 And besides, what's up with that 15-minute runtime? 621 00:41:57,436 --> 00:42:01,040 What is that? It's like 15 minutes of guys playing with Star Wars dolls? 622 00:42:01,056 --> 00:42:04,340 - Oh, yay, yay, tune me into that. - Oh, so you do know the show. 623 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:07,341 I read part of a review online. I am not a fan. 624 00:42:07,847 --> 00:42:10,193 You know, Dad, you're a real jerk! 625 00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:22,323 Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman www.forom.com 626 00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:33,323 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org