1 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:23,889 What is that? 2 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:25,914 I don't know. 3 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,351 What is that, a cell phone? 4 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:47,603 God. 5 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:51,912 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 6 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:55,918 Oh, it's a smoke alarm. The smoke alarm's going off. 7 00:00:57,957 --> 00:01:00,391 It's the stupid batteries. Come on, we've gotta find it. 8 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,126 No, it's not that one. 9 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,194 It's not that one. 10 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:18,033 No. Try the guest room. 11 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:23,872 I think it's downstairs. 12 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,205 I don't think I have any feeling 13 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,740 in my shoulders, I swear to God. 14 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,649 - It does take its toll, man. - Take its toll... 15 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,813 - You did very well, by the way. - You don't have to condescend. 16 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,413 No, seriously, for a guy who doesn't play, 17 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,322 I thought he did very well. You did. 18 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,951 You never play. What do you want from yourself? 19 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,859 - Give yourself a break. - One thing I want to tell you, 20 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,761 - after you hit the ball six, seven times... - Yeah? 21 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,095 ...and it's not in the hole, just pick it up and we'll move on. 22 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,931 - You shouldn't take more than seven. - Yeah, that's just craziness. 23 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:52,062 Just pick up the ball. He's right, yeah. 24 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,335 - You'll never have to experience me again. - No, we had fun. 25 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,739 Didn't you have fun with us, hanging out? 26 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:57,675 It was a little boring, to be honest with you. 27 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:00,406 - That's a nice thing to say. - Well, it fucking was. 28 00:03:00,446 --> 00:03:04,348 Okay, give me back my $150 that I spent on your guest fee. 29 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,545 You paid $150 for me to look like a fucking asshole? 30 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:10,078 More shocking footage from Hurricane Edna 31 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:12,921 - which has left extensive destruction. - These poor people. 32 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,291 The storm surge inundated low-lying areas 33 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,489 - knocking out phone and power lines. - Oh, boy. 34 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,225 That's from global warming, that hurricane. 35 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:22,063 33 deaths have been reported and thousands left homeless. 36 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:23,898 Look at that- thousands of homeless people now. 37 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,030 FEMA is estimating damage from this category 5 hurricane 38 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,471 in the billions of dollars. 39 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:31,068 Oh, wow. It's Katrina all over again. Poor people. 40 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,078 Did you go to Funkhouser's party last night? 41 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:34,875 No. Did you? 42 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,075 No. Huh-uh. 43 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:38,777 Why? 44 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,786 Because I'm going to Danson's party tonight. 45 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,788 Two back to back... 46 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:44,653 I don't want to go to two parties back to back. 47 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,659 It was a stupid night for him to have a party. 48 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,184 - Yeah. - Did you call him? 49 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,322 No. 50 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:54,265 - Well, what are you gonna say? - I'll tell him Sammy was sick. 51 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,427 You're gonna use your child to get out of a party? 52 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,994 - Why not? It's the best thing in the world. - It's a perfect excuse. 53 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:01,097 - No one can argue with that. - Who argues with that? 54 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,370 I wish I had that. It's a great reason to have kids. 55 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,707 It's a great reason to have kids. It's one of the bonuses, yep. 56 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:09,237 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? 57 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,842 - You have nothing, nothing. - I know. 58 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:14,114 I'll just show up tonight and pretend I had the wrong night. 59 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:16,121 - That's stupid. - That's great. 60 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:18,851 - Oh, please. - No, that's fantastic. I love that. 61 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,984 Yeah. Ding-dong- "Where's the party?" 62 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:22,824 - Isn't that a good idea? - That's a great idea. 63 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,160 He's not gonna buy that. That's such obvious bullshit. 64 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,063 No, it isn't. Nobody would go out of their way 65 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,432 that much- to show up at somebody's house, 66 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,061 pretend they had the wrong night. 67 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,628 He's gotta be a mental case to believe it. 68 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,867 No, I love that. That's fantastic. 69 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:36,841 Have you ever seen Richard look in the mirror? 70 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,345 Is that really what I do? 71 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,611 - You happy now? - Yeah. 72 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,515 - All right, I'll see you at Danson's? - Yeah. 73 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:47,382 - Okay. - Thanks for turning me off 74 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,217 to a sport forever. 75 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:50,882 It's okay. Are you gonna go tonight? 76 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:54,689 Uh, I don't know. I have to ask Cha Cha. I'll see. 77 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,125 - Cha Cha. - Cha Cha. 78 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,893 Where did he get her from? Man, oh, man. 79 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:02,230 - She is so hot. - Good for him. 80 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:05,032 - Good for him. - Yeah, good for him. Let him enjoy. 81 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,699 - She's somethin'. - Yeah. Wow. 82 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,332 - All right. - All right, my friend. 83 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,400 - See you at Danson's. - I'll see you at Danson's. 84 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,436 Okay. What are you gonna wear? 85 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,345 I'm gonna dress like a little Dutch girl. 86 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,217 "What am I wearing?" 87 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,690 I can't stop thinking about the hurricane. 88 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:27,488 Oh, my nose is really itching me and I can't scratch it. 89 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:31,759 I mean, the pictures on TV were just... 90 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,494 you can't even imagine that people survived it. 91 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,831 I know, it's awful. 92 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,699 Awful. I was watching it today. 93 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:41,195 All these people- they have no place to go right now. 94 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,208 Hey! Hey, dum-dum, 95 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:45,210 go ahead, move in. 96 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:48,213 - Thank you. - Their houses were completely destroyed. 97 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:50,215 You know what my father used to call those people? 98 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:52,376 Schmohawks. Did I ever tell you that? 99 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:55,012 - Yeah. - Have I mentioned schmohawks to you? 100 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:56,885 Schmohawk. "Hey, schmohawk!" 101 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:59,084 - He used to yell it out all the time. - Imagine for one second 102 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:02,822 if we lost- if you lost every single thing you had in your life. 103 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,523 What do I have? I don't know what's so... 104 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,725 - what do I have? - This is- well, there... 105 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,496 - I like this sport jacket. I can't replace this. - Listen, when there's... 106 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,264 you know what some people are doing, 107 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:14,205 that I personally think is a really great idea, 108 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,073 is they're bringing in displaced families. 109 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,839 - Hmm. - You know, 110 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,846 I've been doing a little research 111 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,280 and we could actually have a family here tomorrow. 112 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,806 - What? - Yeah. 113 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,716 - Tomorrow? - They have no place to go. 114 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,983 I would need a couple of months 115 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,886 to mentally prepare for that. Tomorrow? 116 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:32,788 We don't have a couple of months. 117 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:35,020 These people need help right now. 118 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,291 It's a nice concept. 119 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,528 Uh, you know, we'll think about it. 120 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,899 We don't need to jump into this thing right now. 121 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,166 Imagine how they would feel 122 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:48,230 to come here and live in our house. 123 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:50,572 Mmm. Oh, all right, we're here. 124 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,339 We're at Funkhousers'. 125 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:55,211 Why aren't we just going to Ted and Mary's, Larry? 126 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,045 This is so stupid. 127 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,074 - This is so stupid. - What? Are you kidding? 128 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:01,712 There's nothing to it. We'll just pretend we had the wrong night. 129 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,155 This way he feels good- that at least we attempted to go to his party. 130 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,091 Can't we just go to Ted and Mary's? 131 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,594 We're gonna go to Ted and Mary's after we do this. 132 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:12,257 It won't take long. It's two minutes. 133 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:19,397 - Hey. - Hey, Marty. 134 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,002 What happened to you guys? 135 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,410 Where- where is everybody? 136 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,915 You mean, from the party? 137 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,385 Oh, they've been gone for about 24 hours. 138 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,547 - The party was last night. - Last night? 139 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,113 A great party. Oh yeah, we had a lot of fun. 140 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:39,647 - Are you kidding? - We never heard from you. 141 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,319 - Oh my gosh. - The party was last night. 142 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,328 - We sent you an invitation. - Oh, Marty. 143 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:45,592 Oh my God, that is unbelievable. 144 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,531 - I guess we mixed up the dates. - We missed the party? 145 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,467 - Totally missed it. - How did that happen? 146 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,265 Oh, it was a great party. 147 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,101 This may be the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life... 148 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,438 - well, we've ever done. - You guys thought the party was tonight? 149 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,103 Yeah, obviously. 150 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,805 Everyone else was here. 151 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,371 You know what? I swear I had a feeling. I really had a feeling. 152 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,975 - Anyway... - Anyway, it's so good to see you. 153 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:07,315 - Tell Nan I'll call- - We're gonna get... 154 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:09,321 No, look look look look look, 155 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:11,323 you're here- come on in. Come on. 156 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,257 What? Get out of here. We don't want to impose on you. 157 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,351 You're not imposing. 158 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,225 You're tired from last night. You were up late with your party. 159 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,288 - Get out. Are you nuts? - Yeah, we wouldn't dream of it. 160 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,266 Don't worry. We've got some food left over, 161 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,097 got some games to play. Come on in. 162 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:24,659 No, but it's crazy. We don't... 163 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,899 - We would not dream of it. - Hold it, hold it, hold it. 164 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:28,736 You have no plans, 165 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,571 you're supposed to be here, 166 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,636 and you're here. So come on in. 167 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:37,880 Come on, Cheryl. Come on. 168 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,646 Come on in. 169 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,621 Come on in. 170 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,146 Come on. 171 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:48,126 Come on, Larr. 172 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,151 Come on, Larry. 173 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,530 Well, I'll tell you this: 174 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,694 - you missed a great party. - I'm sure, yeah. 175 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,601 - It was a lot of fun. - Oh... 176 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:01,573 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm sorry we missed it... 177 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,507 Yeah, well, we didn't wanna miss it. 178 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,943 - Obviously, we're here. - No, but you know what-? 179 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,946 Let me tell you what we did. 180 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,210 We had an hour and a half 181 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,683 of the greatest improv karaoke singing 182 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,777 - you've ever heard in your life. - Oh, boy. 183 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,549 We're sorry we missed it. And you know what? 184 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,489 - We shouldn't be here right now. - Yeah, it's crazy. 185 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:21,823 - We really should go. - No no no no no. I'm not heaping guilt. 186 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,591 - I think we're gonna get going. - No no, don't go anywhere. 187 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:28,157 - No no no, sit down, sit down. - We're gonna get out of here. 188 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,361 - Please, oh, stop it! - Sit down! 189 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,371 Come on, sit down. 190 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,465 I'm okay with it. And stop feeling bad. 191 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,033 We're here now. 192 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,944 You know what game I love that we didn't play last night? 193 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,777 It's- and we play it for money... 194 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,578 "1000 pick-up sticks." 195 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:47,848 I go get the sticks, I throw them all over the room 196 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,878 and we pick up the sticks. 197 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,117 And the one with the most sticks wins the pot. 198 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,353 - That sounds good. - Are you expecting company? 199 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,384 Yeah, what is this? You got company? 200 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,226 - Now we're intruding on your company. - I'll get rid of them. 201 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,427 - Now it's really crazy. - Please relax. I'll get rid of them. 202 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,571 Are you guys expecting company? 203 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,436 - Hi. - Hey. 204 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,464 - What are you doing here? - The party. 205 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,709 Where's everybody? 206 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:16,943 Just a little note: the party was last night. 207 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:19,315 - What do you mean? - What are you talking about? 208 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,115 - The party was last night. - It's tonight. 209 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,178 Well, guess who else thought it was tonight? 210 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,053 Who? 211 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,150 - What are the odds? - Yeah, what are the odds? 212 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,787 - Oh my God, how about that? - We're just gonna go. 213 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,990 They had the wrong night just like us! 214 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:34,295 - That's unbelievable. - Unbelievable. 215 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,233 - No no no. - See you later. 216 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,236 - Come on in. - No. No, listen... 217 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,261 We're gonna have a little get-together tonight. 218 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,104 - No no, we'll go. Cheryl, we'll go. - We'll go, we'll go. 219 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,609 We'll all go. 220 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,134 - Don't go anywhere. - We'll go. 221 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:48,510 No, don't go anywhere. Listen to me. 222 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:51,277 - We're gonna have a little party tonight. - Well, not a party... 223 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,150 What the hell are you doing? You stole my wrong-night bit. 224 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,017 I didn't steal it. I give you full credit. 225 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,046 It's a brilliant idea. I told Susie 226 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,785 - it was your idea. - We're never getting out of here. 227 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,656 - We'll be out of here in five minutes. - Five minutes? 228 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:04,595 - Trust me. Five minutes. - Let me tell you something: 229 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,564 there's no way you're making Danson's party tonight. 230 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,965 - We are locked in here. This is it. - "Locked in." 231 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,094 - Five minutes- we're out of here. - Oh, really? 232 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,866 - Watch. Five minutes. - Oh yeah? You watch. 233 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,533 So, is this fun or what? 234 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,204 - The cake is wonderful. - The cake is incredible. 235 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,872 - Best cake ever? - Best cake I ever had. 236 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,813 Ever. And who's ever had more cake than me? 237 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,078 - Exactly. He's right about that. - Do you love that? 238 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,846 What is the deal? I've never tasted anything like that. 239 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,683 - Everything is handmade. - Where did you get it? 240 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,951 - I'm sucking on it like a mint. - At a cake shop. 241 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,289 - What was the shop? - That's a new way of eating cake. 242 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,554 Wait, I need to find- where? 243 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,357 26th Street Bakery, we got it. 244 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,694 - You know Jeff- he can't stop... - The texture. 245 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:42,326 - All right, this has been- - Yeah, we gotta get going. 246 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,268 - We gotta get going. - Has this been better than you thought? 247 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,271 - We gotta get going. - Yeah, thank you. 248 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,569 - No, I've gotta get going. - No no, we gotta get going. 249 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:50,666 My daughter is waiting for a puppet show. 250 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,735 - My dad has a virus. He's in bed... - Larry's dad's got a virus. 251 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:55,008 - ... with fever, with covers up to his neck. - We shouldn't be here. 252 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,072 Your dad always has a virus, okay? 253 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,346 - Fuck you, he doesn't always have a virus. - Hold it one second. 254 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,512 You guys stay here, keep him company. 255 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,455 - We have to do something for Sammy. - You stay here then. 256 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,616 - You stay. - You stay. 257 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,353 You stay. 258 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,054 - Oh. - Hold it a minute. 259 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,858 You guys were supposed to be here 260 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,864 to go to a party, right? 261 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,025 You got nothing going on. 262 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,331 Father sick, puppets... 263 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,860 tomorrow you'll take your puppets over to his father's house 264 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,873 and make him feel better, okay? 265 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:25,365 We're gonna have fun. And guess what our next move is. 266 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,811 - What? - We're going into the living room 267 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,714 and we're gonna play "The Newlywed Game." 268 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,651 - Yes. - Because we played it last night 269 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,745 and it was spectacular. 270 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,517 Oh my God! 271 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,956 Yes, that's great. 272 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,960 Do I know my husband? 273 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,292 - Unbelievable. - You are good at this. 274 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,764 - Okay, next question. - Okay, all right. 275 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:49,063 That was great. "If you could have sex 276 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,934 with one of your friends' wives or girlfriends, 277 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,871 who would it be?" 278 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:56,272 Ooh. 279 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:59,072 - That's a dangerous one. - Okay. 280 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,341 - All right. - Hold on, hold on. 281 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,281 - Tell me when you're ready. I'm ready. - I think we got this. 282 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,181 - I'm ready. - I'm ready. 283 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:08,914 - I'm gonna go first, okay? - All right. 284 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,817 I will say, Cheryl, that you are adorable. 285 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,123 Thank you. 286 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,687 Susie, you dress great. 287 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,825 Yeah, well, that's my forte, Marty. 288 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:25,325 But when I really think about it, 289 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,498 I've gotta go with my little poofer. 290 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,701 Look at the... 291 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,040 Oh my God. 292 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:34,841 - Oh my God. - Oh, man. 293 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,848 - Oh, God. - That's cute. 294 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:39,248 - How about that? How about that? - Isn't that great? 295 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,412 - Go go, I wanna hear yours. - That is great. 296 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,421 - Hold it, hold it, hold it. - Okay. 297 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:46,151 - You're next. - All right. 298 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,992 I'm gonna go with... 299 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,463 - Cha Cha. - Cha Cha? Wow. 300 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,399 - Cha Cha? Lewis's girlfriend? - Yeah, Cha Cha. 301 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,861 Oh my God, I had no idea you had a thing for Cha Cha. 302 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,430 What are you talking about? I don't have a thing for Cha Cha. 303 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,874 Richard's girlfriend? 304 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,571 - What? - That was a dumb answer. 305 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,580 - Oh, stop it. - I mean, I had no idea 306 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,980 that you've been- that you wanted to have sex with Cha Cha. 307 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,177 I don't want to have sex with her. I'm answering the question. 308 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,586 - What was the question, Marty? - "Who do you want to have sex with?" 309 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,852 - Who did you put down? - Obviously, there's a fantasy going down. 310 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,916 - Oh, get me involved now. - Who did you say? 311 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,451 - Who were you gonna say? - I was gonna answer Susie. 312 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,929 - Good answer. - Oh, God, you're both full of shit. 313 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,264 - Exactly. - You are full of shit. 314 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,963 - You are full of shit. - I love my wife. 315 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,336 - Oh, you're all so good. - I didn't even know about Cha Cha. 316 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,500 You love your wives. Fuck you and fuck you. 317 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,171 Oh, you're the one that's mad. I love it. 318 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,975 Come on, honey. I don't care about Cha Cha. 319 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,987 I was trying to win the game. 320 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:52,252 You thought she was sexy. I thought that's what you would write down. 321 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:55,226 Cheryl, come on. 322 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,752 I don't- come on, what can I do? 323 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,993 What can I do? I'll do anything. Come on. 324 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,502 Anything? 325 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,504 Well, you know, 326 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:09,473 short of adopting this hurricane family. 327 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,115 I can't wait to get to the airport 328 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,117 to see the family. It's so exciting. 329 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,709 - Are you excited? - Mmm. 330 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,586 We'll finally get to meet them. They're gonna be so happy. 331 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,522 The guy on the phone was saying how excited they were 332 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:27,889 when they got on the plane 'cause they'd never been to L.A. before. 333 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,055 I can't wait to see what they look like. I know that sounds weird, 334 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,996 but I've been talking, you know, to them... 335 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,562 ...and about them, you know... 336 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,594 Yeah. I just... 337 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:44,098 I just want to make one quick stop before we go. 338 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,180 - Hey. - Hey. 339 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,206 What are you guys doing? 340 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,946 What's- what's going on? 341 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:59,514 What do you mean? 342 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:02,425 - Where's everybody? - We thought there was a party. 343 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,624 Oh my God, you thought the party was tonight? 344 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,723 - Yeah. - Last night. 345 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,961 - What? - The party was last night. 346 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,993 - Are you kidding me? - No, man. 347 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,437 - That's unbelievable. What? - I can't believe it. 348 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,772 - We got the wrong night? - Yeah, you did. 349 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,176 - Oh, shoot. All right. - Jesus Christ. Holy cow. 350 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,941 I'm actually glad to hear this. 351 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,347 I was a little pissed off that you didn't call. 352 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,510 - Oh, well, now you know why we didn't call. - Yeah. 353 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,715 - Hey, Mary. - Of course. We were coming tonight. 354 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,723 - Come on in. - Oh, no no. We're not gonna come in. 355 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:35,158 - Yeah, come in, seriously. - We got the wrong night. It's our fault. 356 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,992 - Hey, Mary. - They thought the party was tonight. 357 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,294 You're kidding. 358 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,300 Can you believe how stupid we are? 359 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,097 - All right, it's good to see you. - Larr. 360 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,400 - We'll call you later. - No way you're leaving. 361 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,599 This is fantastic. We have so much leftover food. 362 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,198 You're gonna come in and help us eat it. 363 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,267 I'll call you tomorrow and we'll get together. 364 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,302 - We'll do the whole- - Why? 365 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,371 - We'll do a proper- - I'll take you out to dinner. I'm paying. 366 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,009 Hey, Larr, you don't have any plans, 367 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,814 you're supposed to be here, you're here. 368 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,650 Come on in. Come in, Cheryl. It'll be fun. 369 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,294 Well... 370 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,489 This'll be fun. We've got leftovers. We'll make an omelet. 371 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,328 - Sure. Oh yeah. - You guys, we can't- we can't... 372 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,926 It'll be great. Come on. 373 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,994 This is like pulling teeth. 374 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,029 Come on in, you guys. 375 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,613 I don't know. Can you still see it? 376 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,480 - Not like it was. - A huge cyst. 377 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,315 It was like- when they got around to taking it out, 378 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,651 it turns out I could have almost broken my jaw 379 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,656 - by just chewing on ice. - Oh my gosh. 380 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,851 - It got all the way down into here. - But the dentist 381 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,454 really undersold the magnitude of it, I think. 382 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,726 - Oh, completely. - 'Cause you thought it would be nothing. 383 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,563 - Ever had any operations like that? - No, huh-uh. 384 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,796 Hmm. 385 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,638 - This is nice. - Yeah. 386 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,642 So what's going on with you guys? 387 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,873 - Eh, not much, not much. - Nothing. 388 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,938 You know something? You're behaving like 389 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,949 - you don't want to be here, Larry. - No. 390 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,645 - What? - You want to be here, don't you, Larr? 391 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,881 Absolutely. That's crazy. Of course I want to be here. 392 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,015 - I just feel I'm intruding, that's all. - We are intruding. 393 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,684 I was raised not to intrude on people. 394 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,990 My mother would be horrified- horrified if she knew 395 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,997 that I was sitting in the living room 396 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,226 the night after a big party just took place... 397 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,598 horrified. And it's bothering me. 398 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,865 Oh my God, you know what? 399 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,134 I left the car running. 400 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,767 - No, you didn't. - How did you know I didn't? 401 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,868 If you walk away from the car, it's on, and you got 402 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,845 your car keys in your hand, it goes "beep beep beep beep beep." 403 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,871 No, it doesn't go "beep beep beep beep beep." 404 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,507 Yeah, it does go "beep beep beep beep beep," Larry. 405 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,040 - I have one too. - Really? 406 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,053 - Do you want to make a little side bet? - Yeah. 407 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,577 - How much? - 500 bucks. 408 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,884 - Okay, 500 bucks? - Yeah. 409 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,823 - Okay, yeah, you're on. - All right, great. 410 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,224 Okay, I'm gonna go check the car. 411 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,818 You check the car. You stay where you are. 412 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,591 - She can do anything she wants. - No no. 413 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,125 I'll get it. This is ridiculous. 414 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:05,001 Teddy, we're late. We're sorry. You know Cha Cha, right? 415 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:07,477 - I do. Hi, Cha Cha. Nice to see you. - Hi. 416 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,140 What's with the no-valet for the party? 417 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,205 You need some dough? 418 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,739 Yeah, see, you made a mistake. 419 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,751 You think that the party is tonight, 420 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,753 but it was actually last night. 421 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,381 - You're kidding, right? It's a joke? - No, I'm not. 422 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,017 - So come on in and sit. - No, it's... 423 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,084 - it's embarrassing. - No no, it's not embarrassing. 424 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:26,154 You know, Larry and Cheryl made the exact same mistake you did. 425 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,063 - Come on in. - Hi. 426 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,466 - Mary, Cheryl. - You won't believe this: 427 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,470 they made the exact same mistake you did, Larry. 428 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,904 They thought the party was tonight. Interesting. 429 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,340 Yeah, it is interesting. 430 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,469 Can I get you guys a drink? You want a drink, Richard? 431 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,445 Uh, I'm a recovering alcoholic. 432 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,607 Oh, right. I forgot that. He's an alcoholic. 433 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:46,379 - Okay, you want something? - Hi, Cheryl, Mary. 434 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,511 - Remember Cha Cha? - Can I talk to you for a second? 435 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,919 - Hey, Cha Cha. - What are you doing? 436 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,513 What did you steal my thing for? 437 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,491 - What thing? - Showing-up-on-the-wrong-night thing. 438 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,755 What, do you have a fucking copyright on this stupid little thing? 439 00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,489 You're making a fool out of me. He's onto me now. 440 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,622 You think you're making a fool of- I'm being made a... 441 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,326 I got 35 calls. 442 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,459 Don't ever say to anyone you want to have sex with my girlf... 443 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,470 I didn't say- we were playing "The Newlywed Game." 444 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,369 What does that have to do with "I want to have intercourse with Cha Cha"? 445 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,874 I wanted to win the game. Do you even know what I'm talking about? 446 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,876 Okay, you know what? 447 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,208 I can't stay in the same house as him. We're gonna go. Come on. 448 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,077 No no no, you know what? I should go. 449 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,082 - No no no, I'm going. - No no, I'm going. 450 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,107 - No no! - No no, I don't think you understand. 451 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,949 - I have to go. - No, I'm going. You stay. 452 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,454 - No, you stay. - You stay. 453 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,080 - You stay. You stay. - You stay. You stay. 454 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,614 - Ted. - Sorry. Thank you for everything. 455 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,627 - So lovely. - Bye-bye. 456 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,424 Good night. 457 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,962 Come on, schmohawk! 458 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,613 Oh, Larry. 459 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,516 Uh... hey. 460 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,291 Oh, gosh. 461 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,091 Look at them. 462 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,491 Hi. 463 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,000 Are you waiting for the Davids by any chance? 464 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,627 - Yes. - You are? 465 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,604 - Wake up, baby. Wake up, Auntie Rae. - Oh my goodness. 466 00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:16,164 - We're so sorry we're late, so sorry. - Things happen, they do. 467 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,971 Well, you know, traffic... 468 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,875 you'll see, in Los Angeles it's terrible. 469 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,311 - I'm Loretta Black. - Hi. Larry. 470 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:23,746 Cheryl. 471 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,773 - This is my Auntie Rae. - Hello, I'm Larry. 472 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,251 - These are my kids, Keysha and Daryl. - Keysha and Daryl. 473 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,812 So let me see, your last name is Black? 474 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,153 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 475 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:35,489 It's like if my last name was Jew, 476 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,518 like Larry Jew... 477 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,498 'cause I'm Jewish. 478 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,467 Well, we really do appreciate y'all letting us stay with you. 479 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,936 - We really do. We appreciate it. - We really do. 480 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,405 - No, I was just saying, 'cause you're black... - Larry, grab... 481 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,271 - It's not too heavy for you, is it? - No no. 482 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,073 - Get that- - And I'm Jewish. 483 00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:55,545 Thank you so much. We really do appreciate it. 484 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,548 - It's not too heavy for you, is it, Larry? - No. 485 00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,106 Thank you, thank you. 486 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,279 Okay, say your last name was Gentile... 487 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,313 - Come on in. - Ooh, would you look at that? 488 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:08,451 - This is nice. - This is real nice. 489 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,155 Oh, yes. My goodness. 490 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:14,063 And spacious too. I mean, just... 491 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,727 What do you think, huh? Isn't it something? You like it? 492 00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,827 It's a swank place you got here, Larry, very swank. 493 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:20,394 - Thank you, sweetheart. - Oh, Auntie Rae. 494 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,339 Go go, you go take a look around. 495 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:23,932 - Go ahead. - Oh, thank you. Go on, babies. 496 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:27,069 - Don't touch anything. - Yeah, I thank you, I thank you. 497 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,410 Mm mm! This is a nice place. 498 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:32,611 Fixtures going all along the staircase... 499 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:38,081 ooh-ee! I can't believe this. 500 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,853 - We don't smoke in the house. - Them curtains- just fabulous. 501 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:44,157 - And the couches- they so fluffy! - Cigarette... smoking... 502 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,959 - Y'all got nice taste. - Thank you. 503 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,624 - Where's the kitchen at? - It's right around there. 504 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,032 I'm going. I'm going. 505 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,729 - This is so great. - She's smoking. 506 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,738 They're so great. 507 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,740 Oh, you know what we should do? Let's have a party. 508 00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:58,208 Let's have a party and invite our friends so they can meet the Blacks. 509 00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,938 - A party? - Hey, you guys want to have a party? 510 00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:01,775 - What? - Yeah, Loretta? 511 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,804 What? A party? 512 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,618 - We're having a big party. - Uh-huh. You need a cake? 513 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,786 We do. A chocolate layered cake. 514 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,693 We want to get the same one 515 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,755 that Marty Funkhouser gets. 516 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,359 Oh, yes. He's actually ordered it a couple of times. 517 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,926 - Yeah. - I have one 518 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,961 that I just prepared recently. 519 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,768 I think it was the best cake we've ever had. 520 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:30,604 - Unbelievable. - We can't stop talking about it. 521 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,667 It is one of our most popular cakes. 522 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:36,738 - I can understand why. - Yes, and here he is. 523 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:45,050 - That's a penis. - Yeah, well, we're an erotic bakery. 524 00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:52,190 Oh my God. 525 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,994 This is where Marty buys his cakes? 526 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,763 - I ate that? - Yes, you ate this cake. 527 00:23:57,803 --> 00:24:01,136 Funkhouser- he knowingly served us penis. 528 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,733 - What is wrong with that guy? - Let's go. 529 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,402 - What an idiot. - Thank you. This is crazy... 530 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,571 - a crotch. - The cake is delicious, by the way. 531 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,136 Thank you very much, sir. 532 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,484 - I'll tell you, it was something else. - She's right. 533 00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:17,579 It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced in my lifetime. 534 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,523 - We are lucky we got out of there alive. - Yes, we are. 535 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,390 - I want you to meet these guys. - Okay. 536 00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:24,452 I hope we're not too rude, but we showed up 537 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,260 - the night of the party. - Good one. 538 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,596 - Yeah. - Yeah. 539 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,601 Let me ask you a question. 540 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,500 How come you didn't tell me that I was eating 541 00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:34,937 - a black penis the other night? - You mean the cake? 542 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,463 Yeah. 543 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:38,669 Well, I told you it was a black log cake. 544 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,678 Yeah, still, 545 00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:43,772 I was eating a black penis. You didn't mention it. 546 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:47,581 Well, eating a black penis is not appetizing to everybody. 547 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,519 Next time you're gonna do something like that, 548 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,953 tell me, okay? I think that's unfair. 549 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,422 Why did you take the balls home? 550 00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:54,755 I didn't know they were balls. 551 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,524 Excuse me. 552 00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:07,033 Mm-hmm. Yes, it was you. 553 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:09,632 Well... Oh, boy oh boy. Hey. 554 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,232 - Hi. - Hi, Cha Cha. 555 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:14,439 - Hi, Larry. - I'm sorry about the other night. 556 00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:16,879 I was just trying to win "The Newlywed Game" is all. 557 00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:18,712 Look, I'm over it. I'm here. 558 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,274 - Believe me, I'm way over it. - You know... 559 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:23,014 - Hey, everybody, who wants cake? - I do, I do. 560 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:26,114 Oh, great great. The best cake I ever had. Come on. 561 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:27,749 ...give you a childish apology... 562 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:29,521 No, because it was my routine and... 563 00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:35,032 Jeff! 564 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:38,092 Jeff, the cake! Jeff! 565 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:09,734 I'm... 566 00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:11,998 I'm so sorry. First of all, 567 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,471 you have to understand something, okay? 568 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:17,066 My friend Jeff did not know... 569 00:26:17,108 --> 00:26:20,509 did not know that there was a penis in that box 570 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:22,513 when he picked that up from the bakery. 571 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:24,708 He called in the order and they gave him the box. 572 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,740 He didn't look inside the box. 573 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:31,114 How's Keysha? 574 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:35,187 I finally got her to sleep. She's upset. 575 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:37,217 Of course. Of course she's upset. 576 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,594 Understandable. To see a big penis like that... 577 00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:42,429 what are you gonna do? She's a little girl. 578 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:47,336 Okay, you know... 579 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,340 the smoking-in-the-house 580 00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:51,842 I wanted to talk to you about. 581 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:54,538 Um, is there any way 582 00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:56,547 maybe you would consider 583 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:59,550 smoking... 584 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,950 outside 585 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,955 on occasion? 586 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:06,583 How's the cake? 587 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,287 - Pretty good. - Mmm. 588 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:11,795 Pretty... pretty good. 589 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,821 You want some? 590 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,264 Good night. 591 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,731 Good night. 592 00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,625 - Where have you been? - Ate some penis. 593 00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:17,886 So what are we gonna do now, L.D.? 594 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:20,727 Maybe some family will adopt us. 595 00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:22,426 Holy moly. 596 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:25,329 What happened? 597 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,669 - A fire. - Oh my God. 598 00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:32,743 What are you doing here? 599 00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:35,337 - Oh, I'm here for the party. - The party? 600 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,144 The party was yesterday. 601 00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:39,980 What? 602 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:42,316 Yesterday. The party was yesterday. 603 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:43,980 Oh, you're kidding me.