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RHINESTONE

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Good evening, Mr. Ugo

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It's always a good evening
when you're rich, kid

4
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Hold it, Mr. Ugo

5
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Wait wait wait! Catch the new monogram
my tailor did. Go!

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Copies for everybody

7
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- What a fool.
- Yeah, on his best day

8
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Hey, Mr. Electricity is about to plug
into your life

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- Cute, that's cute. I'll check you later
- Creep

10
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Ooh, my baby's gonna cook this time

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Thank you very much

12
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Okay, okay, okay, thank you

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I want you to know that
I really appreciate it

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And I'm gonna take a little break now
and get a drink of water

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And let the band change their shirts
or whatever else is damp

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And don't you go away 'cause you know the
big amateur talent show's coming right up

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Meat, meat, meat, we want meat!
We want meat!

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Go get 'em animals, go get 'em

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Taxi!

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Taxi!

21
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Taxi!

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How you doin'? Nice night, you need a lift?

23
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We like go to sushi bar

24
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You got it, come on in

25
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Sushi, huh?

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I'll tell you now, sushi's a growing thing

27
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I see these sushi bars cropping up here,
cropping up there

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Everywhere. But y'know, confidentially,
between you and me

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I mean, d'you think that eating raw fish
is all that good for ya?

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To me it's like walking across some field
and chewing on a cow, you know what I mean?

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Besides, you're in America now,
you gotta eat Italian!

32
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- Oh, ravioli!
- Ravioli, you got it! Rock 'n' roll!

33
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Watch it!

34
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Hey, hey, hey, pal o' mine. Paws off
the chanteuse, private stock

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- So, I'll see you later at our place, huh?
- Our place?

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- What time?
- How about the next century, Freddie?

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Woman who loves to tease me.
Who knocks?

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Hey, Maurila!
Look who's here

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- Forget here, I'd rather be home
- Sit down in my office, pal, I wanna talk

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Maurie, I'm telling ya, you don't
believe me, but the guy you're gonna

41
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see tonight is
absolutely dynamite

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- How about a big ol' glass of cold water?
- 3 beers and a scotch on the rocks

43
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Don't let 'em work you too hard, Jessie

44
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Oh hi Jake, listen, thanks a lot about that
loan, really bailed me out

45
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- I'll pay you back as quick as I can
- Forget about it, I have

46
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I would've borrowed it from Freddie,
but you know how he wants it paid back

47
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Well they don't call him 'F.U.'
for nothing

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- Here comes the Sultan of Sleaze now
- Oh, goodie

49
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- There she is!
- And here she goes!

50
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Come on, baby, tell me the truth

51
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You missed me today, didn't ya?

52
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No, and what was all that gum flappin'
about 'our place'?

53
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Hey, it was a slip of the tongue,
I meant 'my place'

54
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Did I, or did I not rescue you
from that creep?

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Freddie, don't involve me in your fantasies

56
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I ain't never been to your place

57
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I wouldn't come to your place with a quart
of Lysol and a fumigation truck

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I love a woman who's unsure of herself

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How about dinner after the show tonight?
My treat, no problem

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I lost my appetite

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Hey hey kid! Let me tell ya something.
Don't push it too far, alright?

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Because you're gonna see tonight my new
discovery who's gonna be my new star

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Guy's gonna make me a fortune for a change,
you get my meaning?

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Well I ain't done too bad for you

65
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Yeah well I must admit I love
having you around

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for inspirational reasons

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Forget dinner, how about lunch tomorrow?
My treat, no problem

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- Am I gonna get my contract back?
- You know don't ya

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Freddie, there are 2 kinds of people in
this world, and you ain't one of them

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You guys okay?

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- Listen I'm sorry about that but...
- That was very interesting

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Yeah, it's good to let it out once in
a while, you know it builds up inside me

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like stress, I just go like YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! SUGAR! You know what I mean?

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Stress and deli sandwiches kill
more taxi cab drivers than anything

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You know, besides that,
New York is a great place

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Chotto matte!

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Okay, no sushi bar, we like
go to cowboy place

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Cowboy place! You got it!
I do know of such a place

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I can't officially recommend it,
but I do know of such a place

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Hold on.
Banzai!

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Alright, hold it down all you animals

82
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Alright, come on, settle down

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It's serious time
here at the Rhinestone

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This is a very special night for us tonight
ladies and gentlemen here at the Rhinestone

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Because tonight, on this very stage,
we are going to witness the birth

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of a "major new country and western
singing sensation"

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Alright knock it off!

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And let us give a very warm
Rhinestone reception

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to the incredible real cowboy

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the effervescent, the intoxicated,
Mr. Elgart Bronson

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<i>Hey, it's Jan Bad John!</i>

92
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<i>Send him back to the john!</i>

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Shut up!

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You blow that thing one more time, son,
you're gonna be

95
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eating it for a midnight snack,
you understand me?

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This guy is serious

97
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How serious can he be, he's got a
duck on his shirt

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This is a song I wrote for my baby

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I coached him myself, he'll finish,
you wait

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Keep it down

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Duties? Duties to her crops?
Did he say "duties to her crops"?

102
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Hey, this really happened to my Loretta

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Get out of here

104
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I'm impressed. You gotta have a special
gift to come up with somebody that warped

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Forget that turkey. Maurie, I got a guy
coming in here next week's

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gonna blow the roof off this joint

107
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He's from India and sings this cowboy
junk better than anybody

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- Freddie...
- Wait 'til you see him

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He wears a turban under his cowboy hat
and spurs on his sandals, brilliant

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Not interested

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But this lady, maybe I can do something for
hey, why don't we talk?

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Hey hey hey, talk this way

113
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'Cause I hold all the contracts
on this one, my friend

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- You got my sympathy
- See you next week, pal

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- I don't believe you
- What's the matter, babe?

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You spend time and money on every weirdo
that staggers in with a guitar

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and you won't do nothin' to help me

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- What do you get so hot about, here, relax
- Because as long as I'm under contract

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to a no-taste, no-talent like you
I ain't never gonna get out of this place

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What's it gonna take to buy out
of my contract? What?

121
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Wa-wa, wa-wa

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And don't say "a night in the sack"

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I'd never say anything like that,
what's the matter with you?

124
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How about 30 minutes?

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- Freddie
- Yes?

126
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You ain't nothin' but an egotistical fool

127
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Trying to turn these hopeless amateurs into
the 'Rhinestone Cowboy'

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- That a fact?
- That's a fact

129
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Shoot, if I had half a chance I could turn
anybody into a Rhinestone Cowboy

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and I could do it a lot better than you,
that's for sure

131
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- Really?
- Really

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- Would you care to wager on that, my dear?
- On what?

133
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That you could turn any clown into a
Rhinestone Cowboy?

134
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- You bet
- Okay, angel, I'm gonna tell you what

135
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I'm gonna give you two weeks
after I find someone

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you're gonna get all the expenses you need

137
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And all you gotta do is get your guy
through one number on this stage

138
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without these animals tearing him up alive

139
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and you're gonna call yourself a winner,
mama

140
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OK?

141
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- What do you got to bet with?
- Well I bet the 3 years left on my contract

142
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If I win, you tear it up

143
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I do love a broad with pizzazz,
alright I'll tell you something

144
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If you win I'll tear up the contract, but
if you lose the contract stands

145
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plus another five year option

146
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- And you sleep with me
- Oh blow it out, F.U.

147
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Hey hey hey, what's the matter? Either way
you're gonna come out a big winner

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Alright, I'm gonna take that bet. But let's
get something straight right upfront

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No weirdos, no lepers, and no dead people

150
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so just some average normal person,
you got it?

151
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What you're saying is no one extraordinary
like myself

152
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Just a normal, average guy

153
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Come on. 'Hmmmm'

154
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Nice voice, what do ya think?

155
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I think you're gonna die a very ugly death

156
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Ohh, you're gonna get picky with me, huh?

157
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Nice audition, pal

158
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Come on

159
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- Well?
- Oh come on, Freddie just stop it

160
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What are you talkin' about, the guy's got
natural musical ability, look at him

161
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You're just tryin' to fix it so I got no
chance at all, right?

162
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Come on, sweetheart, a deal is a deal
and you are welching

163
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I ain't welching, I never
welched in my life

164
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Welch welch welch welch welch

165
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Alright, the next normal person that comes
by I'll take him, the next one

166
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I mean the next guy that passes in front
of my face, anybody

167
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Did you see that?
Did you see that?

168
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Hey, where you goin'?

169
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I'll be right back

170
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Come here you creep! I know your face!

171
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Oh, hey, listen, are you guys okay?

172
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I'm really sorry but that guy
just cut me off

173
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That cowboy place is just down the street,
there, it's just right-

174
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There's no charge, but the tip is optional

175
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Will you look at this? Will you look
at that - did anybody see anything?

176
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Now a New York City cab driver is not
a 'normal, average guy'

177
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Wait a minute, I never agreed to that

178
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Well you can't expect me to turn
that into a singer!

179
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I know

180
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Where are all the lepers when I need one?

181
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:30,383
Now, everything seems simple enough

182
00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:33,496
I mean it's not gonna take a college degree
which I'm sure nobody

183
00:17:33,496 --> 00:17:36,495
at this table has, with the exception of me

184
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,547
to understand the premise of this wager

185
00:17:39,616 --> 00:17:40,696
So, what do you say?

186
00:17:40,881 --> 00:17:42,948
- Where you from?
- I'm from New York Ci...

187
00:17:45,227 --> 00:17:48,981
Okay, loverboy, what about the bet,
let's go

188
00:17:49,091 --> 00:17:50,455
- What bet?
- Singing bet

189
00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:55,770
What, are you kidding, I can't stand that
hillbilly hick stuff, you gotta be kidding

190
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:59,256
Besides, look, I'm trying to have a
conversation with her, so do you mind?

191
00:17:59,355 --> 00:18:01,847
So butt out, okay?

192
00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:07,873
Would you like to dance and maybe
get romantically involved?

193
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,467
Freddie, part of the deal was no weirdos

194
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,161
Can't we just pick somebody else?

195
00:18:12,163 --> 00:18:13,472
Wait a minute

196
00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:15,728
A new cab was destroyed because of you

197
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:17,696
So the least you could do is be a
little bit more friendly, what d'you think?

198
00:18:17,774 --> 00:18:19,464
What do you mean "because of me"?

199
00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:22,227
Because of you, because I was watching you
instead of watching the traffic

200
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is what I mean

201
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:26,091
Oh Lord, he's a horny toad, too

202
00:18:26,985 --> 00:18:28,810
Horny toad?

203
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,643
Me, Nick?

204
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:37,885
You know, you're good lookin', no doubt
about that darlin'

205
00:18:38,104 --> 00:18:40,791
But I ain't this desperate to meet nobody

206
00:18:40,881 --> 00:18:44,614
Ah, just one minute pal, excuse me,
what about the bet?

207
00:18:45,094 --> 00:18:47,486
You just bet I'm leavin', you win

208
00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:52,100
Happy trails

209
00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:57,851
I'm here!

210
00:19:01,456 --> 00:19:02,755
Wait wait wait, come here!

211
00:19:03,787 --> 00:19:05,585
I have something very important to
say to you

212
00:19:06,182 --> 00:19:08,728
What time you want me over your
place tonight?

213
00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:10,078
What are you talking about?

214
00:19:10,243 --> 00:19:12,847
You don't seem to realize you lost the bet

215
00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:15,485
So what time do I collect my prize?

216
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,768
Look, Dr. Strangelover, the bet's off,
he won't do it

217
00:19:18,263 --> 00:19:22,075
Honey that is your headache, not mine

218
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:24,661
I always meant to ask you, you want
the top or the bottom?

219
00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:26,505
You're gonna be at the bottom of the
Hudson River

220
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:28,171
if you don't get out of my face, Freddie

221
00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:31,094
Ooh I did chicks who play rough,
that's cool

222
00:19:31,144 --> 00:19:34,119
Well then tonight's your lucky night,
'cause you're just about two seconds

223
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:37,501
from being a nasty injury in an
ugly sport coat

224
00:19:37,621 --> 00:19:41,335
Wait a second, I won, you lost,
so you pay, come on

225
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:44,069
- Oh back off, Freddie
- Oh do that again, come on

226
00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:48,514
If you insist on going through with this
with this stupid-ass bet, okay

227
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,824
But you gave me two weeks, remember?

228
00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:52,714
And the next time
you feel romantic?

229
00:19:52,714 --> 00:19:54,321
- Yes...?
- Don't call me

230
00:19:54,321 --> 00:19:56,607
Why don't you try the city zoo?

231
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,317
Come here

232
00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:10,599
- Accident? What accident?
- You know, over on the west side?

233
00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:12,490
We didn't have any accidents last night

234
00:20:13,397 --> 00:20:15,395
Huh... plowed in the whole
right side of the cab

235
00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:16,535
Oh yeah?

236
00:20:17,821 --> 00:20:19,987
No accidents last night, must be
another company you're thinking about

237
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:23,540
No, said SandJ Cabs on the door,
I saw it myself

238
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:28,102
- What this driver look like?
- Sort of tough fella.

239
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,666
Sorta...

240
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,000
Sorta right there

241
00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:43,140
Tony, no bologna, how ya doin'?

242
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,080
Hey you look a little different this
morning, you parting your hair different?

243
00:20:46,124 --> 00:20:48,301
- Tony, come on, let me explain, alright
- What's this?

244
00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:48,941
What?

245
00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:50,955
- This
- This?

246
00:20:51,055 --> 00:20:52,054
This! This!

247
00:20:52,155 --> 00:20:53,859
This is a slight indentation

248
00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:55,992
What indentation, this is a collision,
what are you crazy?

249
00:20:56,028 --> 00:20:59,021
C'mon Tony, I swerved to avoid mashing
an old lady, really

250
00:20:59,121 --> 00:21:00,952
Better you mashed her than wrecked my car!

251
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,315
Hey you know what happened to the last
guy who wrecked one of my cars, eh?

252
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,300
He don't walk so good no more,
you know that?

253
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:07,192
Tony, calm down

254
00:21:07,692 --> 00:21:09,390
I can see you're an emotional person

255
00:21:09,462 --> 00:21:12,553
Your face is gettin' all red, look at me
Tony, I'm an emotional guy, too

256
00:21:12,753 --> 00:21:14,595
Look at my eyes, I haven't slept all night,
come on

257
00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:17,929
I love my job, I'm a company man,
I even dress like a taxi!

258
00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:21,537
Look at this cab, look, I want youse
out of here. You, these ugly clothes

259
00:21:21,637 --> 00:21:23,599
this stupid domino,
I want youse all out of here

260
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,835
And you take Mae West with you too,
alright?

261
00:21:26,123 --> 00:21:28,796
- Are you insulting my clothes?
- These clothes, right here

262
00:21:28,862 --> 00:21:30,291
These clothes I have upon my body?

263
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,700
These ugly clothes right here.
I want these all out

264
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:35,984
Forget it. You don't appreciate a
trendsetter. I resignate.

265
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,864
You really loose, ain't ya?

266
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:43,851
- Nice goin' Humpty Dumpty
- Who's Humpty Dumpty?

267
00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:47,246
Hey look, I didn't mean to get you fired

268
00:21:47,446 --> 00:21:49,892
Wanna do me a big favor? Just
get outta my face, okay?

269
00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:51,413
Look, I can help you

270
00:21:51,612 --> 00:21:53,709
Yeah you just helped me outta the job
you hillbilly bimbo

271
00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:56,107
- Bimbo?
- No no, hillbilly bimbo!

272
00:21:56,173 --> 00:21:58,069
You can't talk to me like that

273
00:21:58,268 --> 00:22:01,057
Oh I can, alright, watch my
lips, Daisy May

274
00:22:01,157 --> 00:22:03,922
You know some people, they may
think you're real cute

275
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,737
But me, Nick, I kinda think you're this
reject from Hee Haw

276
00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:10,312
So why don't you just take off
'cause the hay wagon is leaving, alright?

277
00:22:10,511 --> 00:22:12,949
You can always get another job,
you know

278
00:22:13,149 --> 00:22:16,577
What are you a guidance counselor? I like
this job, there's a lot of memories here

279
00:22:22,095 --> 00:22:23,699
Bad memories

280
00:22:25,946 --> 00:22:26,968
- Hey!
- What?

281
00:22:26,994 --> 00:22:29,335
Listen, maybe I can get you that job back

282
00:22:29,535 --> 00:22:31,931
And how you gonna do that? Call the Fairy
Hick Queen and ask for a favor?

283
00:22:31,954 --> 00:22:34,616
Look, Freddie said he'd pay all expenses
for the bet, so what we tell him is

284
00:22:34,816 --> 00:22:37,114
that you won't go through with this unless
he pays for the repairs

285
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,979
- You can do that?
- I can do that

286
00:22:39,914 --> 00:22:41,580
- He'll do that?
- He'll do that

287
00:22:41,991 --> 00:22:43,525
- Positive?
- Positive

288
00:22:43,589 --> 00:22:47,400
- Can we go see Freddie?
- Okay, but don't take advantage of me

289
00:22:57,423 --> 00:23:00,860
Come on, will you please? What do you
think I am, Santa Clause here?

290
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,985
I saw the damage that was done to that cab

291
00:23:02,985 --> 00:23:05,524
Hey I loved you on 'The A-Team',
you were great

292
00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:11,400
We are talking about maybe 2000 dollars
worth of repairs minimum

293
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,937
- That's what we have to be...
- Oh, God

294
00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:19,939
Does she have a sister?

295
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:26,235
If you think I'm handing over 2000 dollars
to this clown you got another think comin'

296
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,770
- Clown?
- It's just a word, eh?

297
00:23:29,412 --> 00:23:31,116
What is he the sensitive type or what?

298
00:23:31,288 --> 00:23:34,929
- Then you forfeit, I win, contract's mine
- No wait, wait a minute

299
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,746
- Alright
- Hi doll

300
00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:39,185
- If you win...
- Radiation, huh?

301
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,494
I'll pay for the repairs, and I'll show you
what kinda guy I am

302
00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:46,350
I'll throw in AM, FM, stereo,
air conditioning and power windows

303
00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:47,018
What do you say?

304
00:23:47,018 --> 00:23:50,769
- You just put it all on paper
- You got it

305
00:23:51,211 --> 00:23:54,356
You just remember to wear that perfume
when I come to claim my prize

306
00:23:54,356 --> 00:23:55,641
'Cause I love it

307
00:23:56,007 --> 00:23:59,417
Can you just hold it down, please?
Hey we'd better be goin'!

308
00:24:00,877 --> 00:24:05,816
- Hey, what are you waitin' for, come on
- Wait, you didn't meet my price yet

309
00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:09,014
What price? You said you wanted
repairs, didn't ya?

310
00:24:09,112 --> 00:24:13,201
No no, she said that. Me, tell you
the truth Freddie, what I'd like to have

311
00:24:13,401 --> 00:24:15,799
is I'd like to have my own taxi

312
00:24:15,876 --> 00:24:17,152
- What?
- Yeah

313
00:24:17,548 --> 00:24:20,204
Wait wait wait, hold it, hold it,
hold it, just a second

314
00:24:20,404 --> 00:24:23,870
Do you ever sing in front a live audience
before, ever? Eh?

315
00:24:23,946 --> 00:24:25,945
No, never

316
00:24:26,144 --> 00:24:27,687
What do you think of country music,
come on, tell me the truth

317
00:24:28,511 --> 00:24:30,089
Oh man, it's like, worse than liver

318
00:24:30,289 --> 00:24:33,959
"Worse than liver"? This is a very
serious hate

319
00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:37,632
You have got yourself a deal.
Get him out of here

320
00:24:37,832 --> 00:24:38,831
- Hey, I appreciate it, nice place
- Yeah, you bet

321
00:24:38,948 --> 00:24:42,854
- Take care
- Have a nice two weeks

322
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:47,229
You're just mad about me asking
for a taxi, right?

323
00:24:47,264 --> 00:24:50,611
Let's put it this way, I'll now
put nothing past you

324
00:24:50,711 --> 00:24:52,623
Now we need to rehearse and
we need to get started, soon

325
00:24:52,731 --> 00:24:55,038
I gotta sing one song, how
hard can that be?

326
00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:56,880
Yeah but you might have to learn
50 of 'em

327
00:24:56,881 --> 00:24:59,180
And let me tell you something, it's a
tradition at the Rhinestone

328
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:01,909
to tear any new singer apart

329
00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:03,913
- Do you play an instrument?
- Yeah I can sorta play a couple

330
00:25:03,913 --> 00:25:06,138
of chords on this organ I have at home

331
00:25:06,162 --> 00:25:09,551
I tell you what, why don't you come to my
house and you can teach me a new song?

332
00:25:09,817 --> 00:25:14,166
Go to your house, huh? I suppose that's so
you can show me your organ, huh?

333
00:25:14,603 --> 00:25:15,691
Why do you think I'm conning you,

334
00:25:15,691 --> 00:25:18,140
I'm telling you I really do have
this big organ!

335
00:25:19,132 --> 00:25:20,044
Thank you

336
00:25:20,617 --> 00:25:23,426
Alright, we'll go to your place, and you
can show me your organ

337
00:25:23,526 --> 00:25:26,786
But I'm warning ya, it best be
having music comin' out of it

338
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,987
You got it

339
00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:32,085
MARTINELLI'S FUNERAL HOME

340
00:25:34,495 --> 00:25:36,098
You live in a funeral parlor?

341
00:25:36,098 --> 00:25:39,020
No, I live over a funeral parlor. Come on

342
00:25:41,098 --> 00:25:42,905
We'll take my private elevator

343
00:25:46,138 --> 00:25:48,723
- Where we going?
- We're going to the penthouse

344
00:25:48,909 --> 00:25:52,082
Well why can't we use the front door
like everybody else?

345
00:25:52,263 --> 00:25:55,207
You can if you don't mind going through
corpses and coffins and zombies

346
00:25:55,207 --> 00:25:56,697
and things like that

347
00:26:01,555 --> 00:26:05,182
Okay now don't tear my drapes, okay?

348
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,772
Come on through there

349
00:26:07,393 --> 00:26:09,884
Why in a world would anybody want to live
over a funeral parlor?

350
00:26:10,084 --> 00:26:11,242
That's 'cause my father owns it

351
00:26:11,442 --> 00:26:13,766
- Where's this organ?
- In the organ room, of course

352
00:26:14,259 --> 00:26:17,841
- The "organ room"?
- Sure, doesn't everybody have one?

353
00:26:18,408 --> 00:26:20,828
Well here it is. I told you I had
a big organ

354
00:26:20,928 --> 00:26:24,210
- Well that is a big organ
- It sure is. Well, I'll let it heat up

355
00:26:24,467 --> 00:26:25,897
I don't think so

356
00:26:26,789 --> 00:26:29,186
Well, why don't you start from scratch and
sing me something?

357
00:26:29,186 --> 00:26:30,271
Like what?

358
00:26:30,295 --> 00:26:33,288
- I don't care, anything
- Anything?

359
00:26:33,488 --> 00:26:34,966
- Anything
- You got it

360
00:26:42,812 --> 00:26:44,723
This thing must have pneumonia

361
00:27:33,789 --> 00:27:37,514
Thank you and good night!
You thought I couldn't sing?

362
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,239
See you next tour!

363
00:27:41,435 --> 00:27:43,923
What the hell is the matter with you?
You crazy?

364
00:27:44,123 --> 00:27:46,846
Pazzo. Crazy.
Look there

365
00:27:52,803 --> 00:27:57,781
May your mother sleep with the
angels, okay? Sorry, scusi

366
00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:00,093
Hey listen, dad, I'm sorry...

367
00:28:00,293 --> 00:28:02,949
What sorry? I told you fifty times, no
more singing during business hours

368
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:04,493
Okay

369
00:28:04,499 --> 00:28:07,618
- Who's Annie Oakley?
- Oh Jake, my father, my father, Jake

370
00:28:07,758 --> 00:28:08,839
- Howdy
- Means "how ya doin'"

371
00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:10,937
I know what howdy means. I read

372
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,956
- She staying for lunch?
- No

373
00:28:14,217 --> 00:28:16,355
Yes, thank you

374
00:28:17,038 --> 00:28:20,713
- No more Tutti Frutti, you understand?
- It's out of my repertoire, I swear

375
00:28:20,913 --> 00:28:21,912
What?

376
00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:23,500
Mamma mia...

377
00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:25,618
This chick has got some body, dio!

378
00:28:25,818 --> 00:28:27,573
You could handle it?

379
00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:30,165
- I'll try
- If you can't, call, understand?

380
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,552
- Okay
- Call, I'm right here

381
00:28:31,552 --> 00:28:32,181
I know

382
00:28:32,181 --> 00:28:34,627
- Call, damn it
- I will

383
00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:39,874
That's dad

384
00:28:40,074 --> 00:28:44,683
So, what you call all that peculiar
screaming and flapping your arms?

385
00:28:44,883 --> 00:28:47,693
Come on, so the organ's a little
out of tune!

386
00:28:47,995 --> 00:28:50,690
Besides, I never said I was that good in
the first place, I mean,

387
00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:52,312
I need a little work

388
00:28:52,593 --> 00:28:54,778
Now if you're gonna sing country you're
gonna have to think it, walk it,

389
00:28:54,778 --> 00:28:56,638
talk it, sleep it

390
00:28:56,662 --> 00:28:58,948
And why don't we discuss that over
a friendly lunch?

391
00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:00,531
You got it

392
00:29:01,233 --> 00:29:04,031
Friendly? You never ate here before,
did you?

393
00:29:52,741 --> 00:29:57,079
Y'all chow down like this every day, or are
you planning on opening a cafeteria?

394
00:29:57,183 --> 00:30:00,757
Thanks ma, looks great. No, this
is normal, why?

395
00:30:01,046 --> 00:30:04,172
Well nothing, except I've seen entire
cities consume less food than this

396
00:30:04,748 --> 00:30:06,960
Besides, it's gonna be a lot
different where we're going

397
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,459
Where we goin'?

398
00:30:08,931 --> 00:30:11,707
- Where's he going?
- I'm fixing to haul him back home with me

399
00:30:11,748 --> 00:30:13,611
- Where's home?
- Tennessee

400
00:30:15,368 --> 00:30:18,372
But this is his home, he don't need
to go nowhere but where he is

401
00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:21,096
But he can't learn nothing new here, folks

402
00:30:21,296 --> 00:30:22,987
Now you did it

403
00:30:23,185 --> 00:30:25,522
Now scusa me but he knows all he's
ever gonna know

404
00:30:25,522 --> 00:30:27,786
His brain's finished growing, capito?

405
00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:30,453
He don't need to go nowhere
to learn nothing

406
00:30:31,168 --> 00:30:33,608
Hey ma, I don't wanna hurt your feelings

407
00:30:33,609 --> 00:30:35,305
but what do you mean my
brain is finished growing?

408
00:30:35,405 --> 00:30:36,862
What, have you got a microscope in my head?

409
00:30:37,014 --> 00:30:39,774
Nick, you lack maturity

410
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,254
I lack maturity?

411
00:30:41,254 --> 00:30:43,951
Yeah no maturity. See how you're
dressed to eat? Look

412
00:30:43,951 --> 00:30:46,687
You wanna talk honest, Nick? If you can't
do nothing right here,

413
00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:48,398
how are you gonna do right down there?

414
00:30:48,398 --> 00:30:51,513
Forget it. Be a pastry maker!

415
00:30:52,279 --> 00:30:56,279
Nick, figlio mio, I almost died having you

416
00:30:56,402 --> 00:30:59,286
But don't be a cowboy, please

417
00:30:59,385 --> 00:31:01,485
They even get diseases
from sleeping with animals

418
00:31:01,589 --> 00:31:02,846
If you leave we rent the room,
I'm telling ya

419
00:31:02,846 --> 00:31:06,062
You're gonna embarrass us, yourself, and
the sons of Italy, stupido!

420
00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:09,390
Woah woah woah, folks, ain't nobody
gonna embarrass nobody

421
00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:12,158
this man's gonna be a country singer,
he's gonna win that bet,

422
00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:15,013
he's gonna win my contract,
gonna win that taxi

423
00:31:15,037 --> 00:31:17,601
But most of all, he's gonna be gone

424
00:31:17,612 --> 00:31:21,807
Now I appreciate the hospitality, and the
fact that you gave birth to this fella here

425
00:31:22,063 --> 00:31:26,573
Oh and by the way, I promise to feed
him pizza once a day, okay?

426
00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:29,471
You coming?

427
00:31:33,534 --> 00:31:35,319
- Hey, can I have a copy of that speech?
- Nick, no

428
00:31:35,319 --> 00:31:41,895
Ma, ma, ma-ma-ma-ma
boom ma ma alright, alright, I swear

429
00:31:42,094 --> 00:31:43,961
Nick call, call you understand, I'll be
right here

430
00:31:43,961 --> 00:31:47,060
- Call you understand? You call me!
- I'll call you!

431
00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:50,263
Ciao!

432
00:31:50,263 --> 00:31:56,790
(Italian arguing)

433
00:31:58,221 --> 00:32:01,030
VISIT LEIPERS FORK AGAIN

434
00:32:39,351 --> 00:32:43,303
Watch it watch it watch it, what is this
a stampede? Watch the shoes!

435
00:32:43,303 --> 00:32:46,205
Watch the shoes!

436
00:32:46,229 --> 00:32:47,758
Are these killer sheep?

437
00:32:48,956 --> 00:32:50,588
Nice turn out!

438
00:32:51,251 --> 00:32:56,194
Oh hush, you're down here to learn country,
you might as well start learnin' right now

439
00:32:57,096 --> 00:32:59,154
- Come on
- What is it, the shoes?

440
00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,605
Howdy Jake, how are you?

441
00:33:00,705 --> 00:33:04,269
Hey, Miss Tubbs, how ya doin'?
Good to see ya!

442
00:33:04,469 --> 00:33:07,028
Hey Huwlett, Mr Polk, you seen my daddy?

443
00:33:07,228 --> 00:33:08,736
Not today

444
00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:11,315
I want you guys to meet a friend of mine
from New York City

445
00:33:11,415 --> 00:33:12,433
This here's Nick Martinelli.

446
00:33:12,705 --> 00:33:13,913
Howdy!

447
00:33:14,431 --> 00:33:17,448
- Well say howdy back
- You wanna give ol' Nick a break?

448
00:33:17,548 --> 00:33:19,033
How's it hangin', troops?

449
00:33:19,323 --> 00:33:23,176
Oh real mature, Nick.
Oh, there's daddy!

450
00:33:24,696 --> 00:33:26,500
WELCOME HOME, JAKE

451
00:33:27,153 --> 00:33:29,314
You're not here to be smart,
you're here to learn

452
00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:34,814
- What are you guys makin'?
- A piano

453
00:33:37,212 --> 00:33:38,214
Ciao

454
00:33:42,025 --> 00:33:46,148
- Kind of slow witted, ain't he?
- Real slow

455
00:33:48,656 --> 00:33:51,937
- Oh lord I've missed you!
- I've missed you too, sugar

456
00:33:52,328 --> 00:33:54,829
- Mercy, don't you look sassy?
- Well thank you, daddy

457
00:33:55,029 --> 00:33:57,027
I want you to meet somebody.
This here's Nick

458
00:33:59,884 --> 00:34:00,852
Howdy

459
00:34:01,767 --> 00:34:05,047
- What's he doing?
- Well he's trying to say howdy, daddy

460
00:34:05,619 --> 00:34:07,893
- Oh, well howdy
- How ya doin'?

461
00:34:08,093 --> 00:34:09,892
- I'm fine
- Yeah that's good

462
00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:13,149
Well, I can't wait to get to the house.
Would you get the bags, Nick?

463
00:34:13,149 --> 00:34:16,524
Excuse me. I'm done? Thank you.
Bags. Okay.

464
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,142
Yeah. Kind of slow-witted, ain't he?

465
00:34:20,343 --> 00:34:22,310
Oh, he'll be alright, daddy

466
00:34:29,722 --> 00:34:31,327
Chickens.

467
00:34:31,990 --> 00:34:35,724
What I don't understand is, what happens
if you lose the bet?

468
00:34:35,924 --> 00:34:37,816
I was gonna ask you that, what's
in it for Freddie?

469
00:34:38,016 --> 00:34:39,814
Nothing, I just don't get my contract back

470
00:34:39,894 --> 00:34:41,719
- And that's it?
- That's it

471
00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:44,532
So, anything new around these parts, daddy?

472
00:34:44,632 --> 00:34:46,671
Lem Kerner bought him a new hog

473
00:34:46,763 --> 00:34:49,857
an' he's got the biggest set of nuggets
you ever seen in your life

474
00:34:50,247 --> 00:34:52,439
Bigger than that ol' red one down
at Starkwell's?

475
00:34:52,539 --> 00:34:54,103
- Oh I believe so
- Really?

476
00:34:54,303 --> 00:34:57,814
Thought maybe later on we could
drive over and let you take a look at 'em

477
00:34:57,815 --> 00:34:58,634
Okay

478
00:34:58,635 --> 00:35:00,168
Would you like to see them too, Nick?

479
00:35:00,486 --> 00:35:02,498
- Hog balls?
- Yeah

480
00:35:02,797 --> 00:35:05,192
No thanks, I've had enough
excitement for one day

481
00:35:11,598 --> 00:35:12,597
Okay

482
00:35:13,055 --> 00:35:14,997
WILD POSSUM BAND
LEIPERS FORK - TENNESSEE

483
00:35:40,765 --> 00:35:41,784
What about this Nick feller?

484
00:35:41,784 --> 00:35:43,646
Oh, it'll take some doing
but it'll work out

485
00:35:43,646 --> 00:35:48,141
- No I mean, are you and him...?
- Oh daddy, don't be ridiculous

486
00:35:48,387 --> 00:35:51,213
I don't think it's ridiculous for a daddy
to want his little girl

487
00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:53,507
to find some nice boy and settle down

488
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,358
Well last time you told me that
you introduced me to Barnett Kale

489
00:35:57,876 --> 00:36:00,100
Well I apologize for that, but...

490
00:36:00,477 --> 00:36:04,951
Speaking of Barnett, he knows you're here
and he knows about that Nick feller too

491
00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:08,380
Well he'd best just stay away from me
and that Nick feller

492
00:36:10,261 --> 00:36:12,532
Well that's enough rehearsin', why don't we
get our new

493
00:36:12,632 --> 00:36:14,830
lead singer up here and see
what he can do

494
00:36:14,898 --> 00:36:16,052
- Come on, Nick
- You got it

495
00:36:16,252 --> 00:36:17,251
Gotta start somewhere, sometime

496
00:36:18,703 --> 00:36:20,986
Hey, Tennessee, it's great to be here

497
00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:24,668
And I want to thank everybody here
for like, y'know, showing up at my

498
00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:27,021
first live concert

499
00:36:27,817 --> 00:36:31,720
I got this special song that I remember
from the neighborhood, it goes

500
00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:33,205
something like this

501
00:37:21,685 --> 00:37:23,200
This guitar needs tuning

502
00:37:28,350 --> 00:37:30,058
That was scary, son

503
00:37:30,158 --> 00:37:32,680
For a minute there I thought you
was gonna explode

504
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,665
- Let me try again
- No!

505
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:37,040
Why don't you tell me how you
really feel?

506
00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:41,960
Let me show you how a...
real bluegrass singer moves

507
00:37:44,234 --> 00:37:46,512
- That's it, that's all you move?
- That's country

508
00:37:46,626 --> 00:37:48,024
That's rigor mortis

509
00:37:49,318 --> 00:37:52,361
You're something.
Hit me an open chord

510
00:37:54,264 --> 00:37:58,174
- Now can you play something country?
- Can I play something country? Nick?

511
00:37:58,534 --> 00:37:59,562
Stand back

512
00:38:33,575 --> 00:38:37,509
- Woah. Son, you're gonna hurt yourself
- I thought I was doing good

513
00:38:37,509 --> 00:38:40,330
Now just relax. Follow me

514
00:38:40,244 --> 00:38:46,045
Ol' MacDonald had a farm,
e-i-e-i-o

515
00:38:46,045 --> 00:38:50,477
Ol' MacDonald had a farm,
e-i-e-i-o

516
00:38:50,477 --> 00:38:52,991
And on this farm he had a dog

517
00:38:52,991 --> 00:38:53,560
Dawg?

518
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,545
Dog

519
00:38:54,545 --> 00:38:56,154
Oh, d-hog

520
00:38:56,154 --> 00:38:59,807
e-i-e-i-o!

521
00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:03,954
And on this farm he had a d-hog,
e-i-e-i-o

522
00:39:03,954 --> 00:39:05,680
With a bow-wow here

523
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,169
With a bow-wow here

524
00:39:07,169 --> 00:39:08,056
And a bow-wow there

525
00:39:08,056 --> 00:39:09,022
And a bow-wow there

526
00:39:09,022 --> 00:39:12,171
Here a bow, there a bow,
everywhere a bow-wow

527
00:39:12,171 --> 00:39:13,779
Can we go see that hog, now?

528
00:39:14,711 --> 00:39:18,430
You're a game rooster son,
but country you ain't

529
00:39:18,450 --> 00:39:21,246
- Yeyeah.
- But country he will be, daddy

530
00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,226
We need to give him a full course
in country

531
00:39:23,344 --> 00:39:26,180
And first thing a cowboy learns about
is his horse

532
00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:27,984
Is this normal procedure?

533
00:39:27,984 --> 00:39:30,917
There ain't nothing normal
about any of this

534
00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:32,502
I mean seriously, how do I look on this?

535
00:39:32,502 --> 00:39:35,428
Well you and this cow have almost got the
same color is all

536
00:39:35,428 --> 00:39:39,105
Are you saying we clash? Look,
just, just stop this Big Mac okay?

537
00:39:39,759 --> 00:39:42,682
Gettin' a little jammed up here,
know what I mean?

538
00:39:58,257 --> 00:40:00,290
- This is a horse
- I had a feeling

539
00:40:00,490 --> 00:40:02,588
- Go ahead and pet him, he won't bite you
- Nice boy

540
00:40:02,688 --> 00:40:04,798
There's two things you gotta
remember about horses

541
00:40:04,898 --> 00:40:07,744
One - you don't ever walk behind one,
it'll kick ya

542
00:40:12,948 --> 00:40:16,373
- And that's the other
- There goes the dance contests

543
00:40:31,048 --> 00:40:34,150
Oh come on Nick, join in, have some fun

544
00:40:34,350 --> 00:40:38,515
Play those spoons. You can't tell me
you don't think this feels like fun

545
00:40:38,715 --> 00:40:39,714
Great.

546
00:40:39,802 --> 00:40:45,034
I thought you liked it. Come on, Nick,
don't be such a jerk

547
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:55,889
Far out

548
00:40:57,475 --> 00:40:58,779
Come on, try it again

549
00:40:58,858 --> 00:41:01,248
Uh, I know a guy that's so ugly

550
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:05,597
you gotta hang a pork chop around his neck
to get his dog to play with him

551
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:08,545
No, no, I mean you gotta say it with
some kind of feeling, Nick

552
00:41:08,545 --> 00:41:10,635
I mean act like you mean it

553
00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:12,413
- Say it again
- Okay

554
00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:14,185
I know this guy who's so ugly

555
00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:16,485
he's gotta hang this pork chop
around his neck

556
00:41:16,585 --> 00:41:19,323
to get his dog to play with him.
Alright!

557
00:41:19,692 --> 00:41:22,008
- Hold it
- You addressing me?

558
00:41:22,207 --> 00:41:25,558
Uh huh. A real cowboy always mixes
his peas with his taters

559
00:41:26,157 --> 00:41:28,259
That's real valuable info

560
00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:33,053
- What are you doing now?
- I'm trying to get some butter

561
00:41:33,139 --> 00:41:35,318
You're supposed to sop up gravy
with your biscuit

562
00:41:35,687 --> 00:41:39,041
I don't wanna use my biscuit
to sop up some gravy

563
00:41:39,141 --> 00:41:41,685
I've got other plans for my biscuit
and they involve butter!

564
00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:44,080
Well I'm only trying to tell you how
we all do it!

565
00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:45,400
I know how you all do it!

566
00:41:45,449 --> 00:41:47,065
You don't, that's clear!

567
00:41:47,165 --> 00:41:49,967
You gonna let me devour my food, my way,
or what?!

568
00:41:50,034 --> 00:41:51,976
You're down here to learn the basics

569
00:41:53,414 --> 00:41:57,218
Basics? Oh, you want basics,
like you guys do it?

570
00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:59,332
Okay, you got it

571
00:41:59,389 --> 00:42:02,494
Mm, that's good (mumbling) that's nice

572
00:42:02,929 --> 00:42:04,524
Mm (mumbling)

573
00:42:05,006 --> 00:42:07,342
Boy that is really mature, Nick, really

574
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,332
At least I ain't a drag

575
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:10,081
What?

576
00:42:10,145 --> 00:42:12,372
What, what? You've been a drag ever
since I got down here

577
00:42:12,373 --> 00:42:15,209
"Walk like this, eat like that,
talk like that" give me a break!

578
00:42:15,261 --> 00:42:17,320
I'm tryin' to give you a chance
to make something out of life

579
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:18,740
but all you wanna do is have fun!

580
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,839
What's wrong with that?

581
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:23,362
Nothing unless your whole future's at
stake, you wanna act like a damn bum

582
00:42:24,698 --> 00:42:25,844
Bum?

583
00:42:26,054 --> 00:42:30,248
Damn bum. You don't wanna work, you don't
even know the meaning of that word

584
00:42:31,255 --> 00:42:34,482
Color, Nicolas, gone

585
00:42:37,679 --> 00:42:41,625
- Where you going?
- To the gutter, I wanna relax!

586
00:42:53,815 --> 00:42:56,398
Damn bum calling me a drag

587
00:42:56,555 --> 00:42:57,554
Imagine that!

588
00:42:58,692 --> 00:43:00,655
Pass the biscuits, please

589
00:43:00,955 --> 00:43:03,852
Daddy you don't think I'm a drag, do you?

590
00:43:03,853 --> 00:43:04,851
Well...

591
00:43:05,051 --> 00:43:06,670
Well tell the truth

592
00:43:07,129 --> 00:43:09,518
Okay, but first pass the biscuits

593
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:11,736
Never mind

594
00:43:12,892 --> 00:43:18,262
Man this is dark, this is what I would call
serious dark

595
00:43:23,126 --> 00:43:24,524
Okay

596
00:43:27,395 --> 00:43:31,217
Oh thank you God, I'll be nice for a year.
Taxi!

597
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,999
Alright!

598
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:38,633
- Hey, how ya doin'?
- Get in

599
00:43:38,633 --> 00:43:40,234
Agh!

600
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,892
My car's right over there, I don't need
a ride, thanks anyway

601
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:48,595
Why don't you get in?

602
00:43:48,674 --> 00:43:53,248
No, no, matter of fact I'm just down here
doing a survey on these country roads

603
00:43:53,353 --> 00:43:57,572
And I was wondering, what do you think of
this road, this street... highway

604
00:43:57,724 --> 00:44:00,021
I said get in

605
00:44:00,606 --> 00:44:02,943
Hey look pal I told you before,
I'm doing a job here

606
00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:05,781
so just get this thing moving before
I call a cop, y'know

607
00:44:05,828 --> 00:44:07,716
You're causing a traffic jam, here

608
00:44:18,795 --> 00:44:21,144
Holy mackerel, definitely a
hatchet murderer

609
00:44:21,144 --> 00:44:26,917
What am I doin' here? Probably
travel in packs, these guys

610
00:44:56,054 --> 00:44:59,401
Oh goody, country muzak. Beer?

611
00:45:18,514 --> 00:45:24,143
Well thank you table C for the clap,
I appreciate it

612
00:45:24,195 --> 00:45:26,604
Well ladies and gentlemen we're taking a
little pause for the cause right now

613
00:45:26,604 --> 00:45:29,333
and we'll be right back

614
00:45:29,357 --> 00:45:31,507
This ain't an audience, it's an
oil painting

615
00:45:51,653 --> 00:45:54,116
I like my beer real foamy,
y'know what I mean?

616
00:45:58,525 --> 00:46:01,205
Hey, you from the city, ain't you?

617
00:46:02,986 --> 00:46:05,602
- The biggest
- Ah... Knoxville!

618
00:46:06,151 --> 00:46:07,643
New York

619
00:46:07,743 --> 00:46:11,258
Y'know? Pizza, discos, room service

620
00:46:12,632 --> 00:46:16,874
New York... hey y'all, this
man's from New York!

621
00:46:17,276 --> 00:46:19,415
You wanna keep it down, kinda incognito?

622
00:46:19,415 --> 00:46:23,143
Don't wanna draw any attention
to myself down here, alright?

623
00:46:23,167 --> 00:46:24,190
Do me a favor

624
00:46:25,066 --> 00:46:29,467
So uh... how's them old mafia
boys doing these days?

625
00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:35,323
Good, good, business is up, y'know they're
right. Making a killing

626
00:46:37,884 --> 00:46:40,311
Hey, let me ask you something

627
00:46:41,087 --> 00:46:44,605
What's it like to take heroin?

628
00:46:44,605 --> 00:46:46,537
Excuse me?

629
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:52,867
What's it like to shoot up
a bunch of heroin?

630
00:46:54,635 --> 00:46:56,432
God, I hate cowboys

631
00:46:56,603 --> 00:47:02,278
Cowboys? Cowboys? Where? Where?
Get an exterminator in here!

632
00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:08,800
A little strange ain't ya there bud,
weird buckaroo aren't ya?

633
00:47:08,801 --> 00:47:10,072
Don't take offense, friend

634
00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:12,388
- I'm just chewin' the fat there with you
- Yeah

635
00:47:12,577 --> 00:47:15,955
So, what's your name there,
city boy?

636
00:47:17,154 --> 00:47:18,483
Nick Martinelli

637
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:22,713
Well lift my leg, so is mine

638
00:47:24,345 --> 00:47:26,028
I'm just ripping you there, part

639
00:47:26,028 --> 00:47:29,083
No really, name's Barnett, Barnett Kale

640
00:47:29,633 --> 00:47:33,090
Well lift my leg, so is mine!

641
00:47:33,658 --> 00:47:36,308
Hey looky here why don't we eat us
a few thousand beers

642
00:47:36,407 --> 00:47:39,030
and you tell me what's buzzin' in the
big bad city?

643
00:47:39,031 --> 00:47:40,819
What's buzzin' in the...
okay you got it

644
00:47:40,919 --> 00:47:42,474
Couple beers for my friend here

645
00:47:42,832 --> 00:47:47,070
Hey don't tell me, autopsy is your
hobby, right?

646
00:47:48,602 --> 00:47:50,611
What's that, a slug trail?

647
00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:59,357
Damn, sonny, cut out that racket!

648
00:48:03,096 --> 00:48:07,966
Yeah morning ma, there's some
coffee eggs in the... (mumbling)

649
00:48:16,277 --> 00:48:21,126
I'm laying in the mud, looking at a duck

650
00:48:26,255 --> 00:48:27,209
Nick?

651
00:48:30,287 --> 00:48:31,762
Yeah, howdy

652
00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:37,631
- What are you doing?
- Just hanging out with Daffy and the guys

653
00:48:38,723 --> 00:48:41,300
- I feel terrible
- Well you look terrible!

654
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,253
Thanks

655
00:48:42,257 --> 00:48:44,981
Well it serves you right if you got a
hangover and belly vengeance

656
00:48:45,081 --> 00:48:46,596
How'd you get yourself home?

657
00:48:46,645 --> 00:48:48,483
I crawled

658
00:48:48,682 --> 00:48:51,207
But I crawled real cool, you would've
been proud of me

659
00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,446
See you guys, been nice

660
00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:55,003
Where'd you go last night?

661
00:48:55,003 --> 00:48:58,963
Well, me that this other guy
we got to drinkin'

662
00:48:58,987 --> 00:49:02,882
and we got so drunk we had more
fun than a wet dog has stink

663
00:49:02,882 --> 00:49:04,161
What?

664
00:49:04,185 --> 00:49:07,961
Yeah we drank enough beer to
fill a mole hole

665
00:49:08,061 --> 00:49:09,481
Why are you talkin' like that?

666
00:49:09,491 --> 00:49:14,150
Well, I heard this guy talking this stuff
all night long and it sounded like fun

667
00:49:14,881 --> 00:49:16,994
But it didn't sound like fun when
I tried to do it, right?

668
00:49:16,994 --> 00:49:19,849
Because you sound like Baby Hitler

669
00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:22,584
So all I gotta do to make it work is
to make it fun?

670
00:49:22,822 --> 00:49:24,983
Yeah, something, you know, it's crazy
but it just might work

671
00:49:24,984 --> 00:49:26,758
And how are you gonna make it fun?

672
00:49:27,251 --> 00:49:29,170
Well, I thought I'd get your
friend to help us

673
00:49:29,292 --> 00:49:31,456
That's a great... I tell you, that guy

674
00:49:31,756 --> 00:49:34,641
he's more fun than, like,
a cricket in your shorts

675
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,505
Now what does that mean?

676
00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:38,616
I don't know, none of it makes
any sense to me

677
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,267
So who is this fun guy?

678
00:49:40,474 --> 00:49:43,105
Uh, what was it, um... Kale!

679
00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,171
- Barnett?
- Kale!

680
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:49,025
- Barnett Kale? S.O.B.?
- Yeah, you got it

681
00:49:49,307 --> 00:49:53,630
I don't believe it! Barnett ain't done
nothing but lie to me

682
00:49:53,730 --> 00:49:55,374
and cheat on me and
treat me like dirt!

683
00:49:55,591 --> 00:49:56,607
Don't tell me she's mad

684
00:49:56,607 --> 00:49:58,204
<i>Now he's messin' with the only
decent person...</i>

685
00:49:58,228 --> 00:50:01,728
You can raise hell or cuss out
anything you want around here

686
00:50:01,773 --> 00:50:04,240
But unless you're tired o' livin'

687
00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:08,083
I wouldn't be slinging that name
Barnett Kale around here no more

688
00:50:09,005 --> 00:50:11,644
Y'know I shouldn't have invited him
for lunch, right?

689
00:50:11,686 --> 00:50:12,766
No

690
00:50:17,930 --> 00:50:20,327
I can't handle domestic problems

691
00:50:52,288 --> 00:50:54,406
That's nice, that's real nice

692
00:50:54,872 --> 00:50:57,928
I want to apologize for what went on
down there

693
00:50:57,929 --> 00:51:01,184
I didn't know you and this guy
had this thing goin'

694
00:51:01,361 --> 00:51:03,921
- We used to sing together
- Like we do?

695
00:51:04,108 --> 00:51:05,700
But on pitch

696
00:51:06,182 --> 00:51:08,270
Anyway, I don't think it's your concern

697
00:51:08,838 --> 00:51:11,411
Don't say that, because I like
getting involved

698
00:51:11,412 --> 00:51:12,666
in people's past histories

699
00:51:12,669 --> 00:51:15,637
It's kind of like a hobby of mine, so

700
00:51:16,123 --> 00:51:19,002
Why don't you just tell Ol' Saint Nick
about it, okay?

701
00:51:19,797 --> 00:51:22,396
Oh, okay. He got me started
in the business,

702
00:51:22,397 --> 00:51:24,748
he took to drinking, I took off,
and that's that

703
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:26,655
- That's that?
- That's it

704
00:51:26,979 --> 00:51:29,921
Now look, I ain't got a little more time
to teach you all the country I can

705
00:51:30,021 --> 00:51:32,947
and I ain't gonna promise it's
gonna all be fun

706
00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:36,050
but I'll try not to be too much of a drag

707
00:51:37,397 --> 00:51:39,587
Stop. The muzak.

708
00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:42,587
I wouldn't have met him in the first place

709
00:51:42,687 --> 00:51:45,436
if you hadn't have called me a "bum"

710
00:51:45,819 --> 00:51:48,194
- Oh, so it's my fault
- It's not your fault, but, y'know

711
00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:52,516
It's just my whole life is a kinda
plague with these bum stories

712
00:51:52,516 --> 00:51:59,108
I mean I got a cousin who's definitely
a professional bum

713
00:51:59,108 --> 00:52:01,264
These two guys I grew up with

714
00:52:01,364 --> 00:52:02,841
they're definitely bums, too

715
00:52:02,991 --> 00:52:05,899
And the girl I took to the senior prom

716
00:52:05,973 --> 00:52:08,583
she's not a bum, she's like this

717
00:52:08,683 --> 00:52:10,467
fifth-degree bag lady, so...

718
00:52:12,282 --> 00:52:16,374
You might say my life has been
sort of a bummer

719
00:52:16,398 --> 00:52:21,720
Well that is a


720
00:52:24,718 --> 00:52:27,230
My dog died, too,
did I tell you?

721
00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:32,345
- No, no you didn't tell me that
- Tragic

722
00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:37,190
You're cute, Nick. But do
you really want your own cab?

723
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,679
Oh yeah, as much as you want
your contract back

724
00:52:40,859 --> 00:52:43,093
Well then you're gonna have to work
as hard as me to get it

725
00:52:43,193 --> 00:52:47,259
And I'll help you work hard, if you
help me be less of a drag, okay?

726
00:52:48,637 --> 00:52:51,424
Yeah, sure, you got yourself
a deal, cowgirl

727
00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:53,037
Okay?

728
00:52:55,204 --> 00:52:57,935
Oh and, St. Nick, the Wild Possums are
gonna be here soon

729
00:52:57,935 --> 00:53:00,018
and I left an outfit layin' on your bed

730
00:53:00,042 --> 00:53:01,740
- Oh yeah?
- You're gonna love it!

731
00:53:01,776 --> 00:53:05,392
Alright, I love new clothes!
I'll see ya later

732
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:22,360
Son, I can't tell you how good
you look in that suit

733
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:26,954
That suit is YOU! Mm!

734
00:54:26,978 --> 00:54:30,382
Oh, you done good, Nick,
really, I'm proud of you

735
00:54:31,374 --> 00:54:34,009
- How'd you like this getup?
- I think I hate your tailor

736
00:54:34,113 --> 00:54:35,303
Oh, what's the matter?

737
00:54:35,403 --> 00:54:36,590
What's the matter? You're wreckin'
my dignity

738
00:54:36,790 --> 00:54:38,816
I'm a cabbie, I'm not a rhinestone
laundry bag

739
00:54:39,108 --> 00:54:42,276
Oh life's just full of little pad peas
ain't it?

740
00:54:42,408 --> 00:54:44,901
Yeah, why don't you have this
hat spayed while you're at it?

741
00:54:45,346 --> 00:54:48,309
Why don't you go practice your walk while
I practice my diction, okay?

742
00:54:48,479 --> 00:54:49,678
Okay

743
00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:52,603
Come on, now you gotta watch me,
Rhinestone

744
00:54:54,507 --> 00:54:57,705
You gotta get a little dip in your hip,
a little cut in your strut

745
00:54:57,805 --> 00:54:58,969
a little pride in your stride, see, you get
all that going

746
00:54:59,169 --> 00:55:01,512
and it feels really good, you think
you can do that?

747
00:55:01,612 --> 00:55:02,510
No problem

748
00:55:02,576 --> 00:55:04,150
- Well show me
- Okay

749
00:55:04,655 --> 00:55:07,263
You gotta get a little grit in your shin

750
00:55:07,363 --> 00:55:10,686
a little flea in your knee, a little
charm in your arm

751
00:55:10,699 --> 00:55:13,350
- Don't bounce up and down so much
- Look who's talkin'

752
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,001
Hey Nick, did you ever have a real
wicked case of jock itch?

753
00:55:16,001 --> 00:55:18,393
Oh, that's really feminine!

754
00:55:18,393 --> 00:55:20,142
Well did ya?

755
00:55:20,242 --> 00:55:21,354
You'll never know that because I plan

756
00:55:21,354 --> 00:55:26,669
on taking that information to the grave
with me, okay?

757
00:55:32,199 --> 00:55:33,246
Howdy

758
00:55:33,806 --> 00:55:35,429
Hey, Barnett!

759
00:55:40,251 --> 00:55:43,024
Just keep practicing, Nick,
more side-to-side

760
00:55:43,502 --> 00:55:46,120
Hello Jake, it's very nice to see you again

761
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,298
you certainly look as lovely as ever

762
00:55:48,298 --> 00:55:50,460
You're doing good, Nick, keep it up

763
00:55:50,977 --> 00:55:53,459
Boy you about as dressed up
as a sore finger

764
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:55,092
rehearsin' for Halloween, that it?

765
00:55:55,201 --> 00:55:57,916
- More side-to-side, Nick
- Sure be a nice...

766
00:55:58,030 --> 00:56:00,374
Hey how about you don't
distract us while we're workin'?

767
00:56:00,385 --> 00:56:04,722
Working? That's the strangest occupation
I ever seen

768
00:56:05,132 --> 00:56:07,442
You're doing good, Nick, don't
lean forward so much

769
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:09,729
'Scuse me, sweetheart, but why is
he doing that?

770
00:56:10,662 --> 00:56:13,842
I'm teaching him to walk like a cowboy,
is that alright with you?

771
00:56:14,558 --> 00:56:17,438
Hey, Nick, you ever had jock itch?

772
00:56:17,538 --> 00:56:19,436
What is that a national past time
down here?

773
00:56:19,497 --> 00:56:21,302
You remember how it made you walk?

774
00:56:21,502 --> 00:56:24,300
Here, give it a try. Do this

775
00:56:30,901 --> 00:56:31,885
There ya go!

776
00:56:31,985 --> 00:56:33,526
I feel like son of Frankenstein

777
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:35,852
Swing around here, that's a hell of a lot
better, ain't it?

778
00:56:35,852 --> 00:56:38,767
Itches great, now

779
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,966
You know what Nick, a couple hours on
horseback

780
00:56:40,966 --> 00:56:42,880
I could have you walkin' like Roy Rogers

781
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:46,848
A couple hours on horseback he'd
be walkin' like Dale Evans

782
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:59,767
Aw, hell, here comes Barnett!

783
00:57:02,076 --> 00:57:04,735
A little Tennessee parallel parking for you

784
00:57:05,704 --> 00:57:07,189
God dang, what are you doin', Barnett?

785
00:57:07,289 --> 00:57:10,123
Hey, Roy Carl, park my rig and
don't mess it up, boy!

786
00:57:10,304 --> 00:57:12,612
Hey, Barnett, I've had
enough to drink, really

787
00:57:12,612 --> 00:57:14,203
No sirree bobcat!

788
00:57:14,413 --> 00:57:16,133
Hey let me tell you something, have I ever
told you that time

789
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,268
me an' Jake, we went skinny dippin'...

790
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,565
Yeah, yeah, you already told me that

791
00:57:20,665 --> 00:57:21,547
Well hey hey lemme tell you about that...

792
00:57:21,547 --> 00:57:25,027
one time we went on down to the
Tasty Freeze and took all these...

793
00:57:25,027 --> 00:57:27,756
We already did the Tasty Freeze
adventure, Barnett

794
00:57:27,856 --> 00:57:28,993
Oh yeah...

795
00:57:29,737 --> 00:57:35,982
Well anyways, hey you know, me and Jake,
we go back a long ways together you know?

796
00:57:38,095 --> 00:57:39,591
How long you known her?

797
00:57:42,097 --> 00:57:43,496
What time is it?

798
00:57:46,510 --> 00:57:49,288
I love this guy

799
00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:52,290
Hey I swear to God, I love
this old boy here

800
00:57:53,431 --> 00:57:55,420
Why I oughta knock you on your...

801
00:57:56,048 --> 00:57:58,721
That door 'bout attacked me...
hey Luke, how you?

802
00:57:58,821 --> 00:58:00,279
- Barnett, how are you?
- Fine Luke, and you?

803
00:58:00,379 --> 00:58:02,414
- Walt?
- I'm fine, you?

804
00:58:02,441 --> 00:58:03,110
Nice rap, guys

805
00:58:03,110 --> 00:58:04,884
Boys, I want you to meet Nick Martinonello

806
00:58:04,884 --> 00:58:06,834
No no no, Martinelli

807
00:58:07,034 --> 00:58:08,841
'Scuse me, Nick Martinonelli

808
00:58:08,941 --> 00:58:10,425
Hey how's about a beer, boy?

809
00:58:10,951 --> 00:58:13,454
- Nah, pass, good buddy
- Oh hell pass, bartender!

810
00:58:13,538 --> 00:58:16,282
- No, no no, definitely pass
- Ain't we good enough to drink with?

811
00:58:16,346 --> 00:58:17,919
- Well look, Malt, I...
- Walt

812
00:58:18,119 --> 00:58:19,118
Walt!

813
00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:21,182
Well Walt, I'm not very thirsty,
but hey

814
00:58:21,282 --> 00:58:22,858
thanks for carin' about me anyway

815
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:24,318
What's your problem, son?

816
00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:26,963
Why? You a doctor?

817
00:58:33,025 --> 00:58:34,534
Dance, cowboy?

818
00:58:34,734 --> 00:58:38,813
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I thought you'd
never get here

819
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:43,713
Well I'll see you good ol' boys later

820
00:58:44,045 --> 00:58:46,698
Hey, she's crazy about me

821
00:58:51,681 --> 00:58:53,309
I hate that guy

822
00:58:58,815 --> 00:59:00,013
Well?

823
00:59:00,213 --> 00:59:03,531
I dunno, back in New York you told me
to keep my hands to myself, remember?

824
00:59:03,671 --> 00:59:05,758
Well, we are in Tennessee now

825
00:59:08,935 --> 00:59:11,051
Oh, and very, very, very
very healthy

826
00:59:15,979 --> 00:59:18,396
Damn it guys, come on!

827
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:22,347
- This isn't bad
- Accent

828
00:59:22,741 --> 00:59:27,642
- I says, this here teen't bad is all
- That's good

829
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,273
Now you keep the accent goin'

830
00:59:30,747 --> 00:59:33,717
And I wanna tell you something that I hope
won't hurt your feelings

831
00:59:34,734 --> 00:59:36,463
But when we started out

832
00:59:36,563 --> 00:59:39,593
boy, I was sure that you was
a certified disaster

833
00:59:39,926 --> 00:59:42,483
And I'd have done better with
a trained groundhog

834
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,238
God, what a turn-on

835
00:59:46,588 --> 00:59:48,233
She's still crazy about me

836
00:59:51,687 --> 00:59:53,569
But you know, you turned
out really nice...

837
00:59:53,668 --> 00:59:55,803
Hey 'scuse me good buddy,
mind if I cut in?

838
00:59:56,007 --> 00:59:59,329
- Well actually I do, good buddy
- Say what?

839
00:59:59,364 --> 01:00:03,137
I feel right comfortable here, buddy,
but happy trails

840
01:00:04,144 --> 01:00:05,143
Thank you

841
01:00:14,521 --> 01:00:16,896
Boy, she could hardly contain herself

842
01:00:18,562 --> 01:00:22,798
- Tell her I wanna dance
- Barnett ain't lookin' none too happy

843
01:00:23,555 --> 01:00:25,996
Love is a hurtin' thing

844
01:00:26,823 --> 01:00:30,523
Well I hope I didn't come betwixt
you good old boys

845
01:00:30,609 --> 01:00:33,962
Well you did, but I forgive you,
Jake, kay, kay...

846
01:00:37,248 --> 01:00:39,500
I think we run aground here, Jake

847
01:00:41,277 --> 01:00:44,738
- Hi, Malt
- Barnett wants to dance

848
01:00:44,873 --> 01:00:50,091
Good, then dance with him! Come on,
Jake! Now, love is a hurtin' thing...

849
01:00:57,038 --> 01:00:59,820
Way I see it, Barnett,
she's still your woman

850
01:00:59,971 --> 01:01:04,066
I wouldn't let some wise-ass city
boy make me look stupid

851
01:01:04,246 --> 01:01:08,631
- You callin' me stupid?
- I ain't, he is!

852
01:01:09,596 --> 01:01:11,305
- That's a nice dress
- You like it?

853
01:01:11,405 --> 01:01:12,386
Yeah, it's nice

854
01:01:12,504 --> 01:01:15,606
It's a little revealing, but nice

855
01:01:16,817 --> 01:01:18,938
You know, Jake, I gotta say
what's on my mind

856
01:01:19,038 --> 01:01:22,026
Because, you know, that's my personality

857
01:01:22,141 --> 01:01:24,850
I'm thinking that I'm starting to get
a little involved, here

858
01:01:24,850 --> 01:01:26,752
Really?

859
01:01:26,870 --> 01:01:30,870
- I have a feeling you say that a lot
- Oh yeah? Well actually I do, but

860
01:01:30,970 --> 01:01:33,093
this time I mean it

861
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,831
But you don't hardly know me

862
01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:40,681
I know what I got, you know?

863
01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:45,988
I think the buddy system is over

864
01:01:48,270 --> 01:01:49,717
Wouldn't you just know it

865
01:01:49,816 --> 01:01:52,700
I don't care what happens,
don't start a ruckus!

866
01:01:52,743 --> 01:01:54,733
- Yeah that's really nice
- What is?

867
01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:57,672
- You being worried about me, right?
- You know I'm worried about ya

868
01:01:57,772 --> 01:02:00,412
You lose a couple of teeth you ain't
gonna be able to carry no kind of tune

869
01:02:00,544 --> 01:02:03,749
And death. Death might hurt the song, too

870
01:02:08,407 --> 01:02:12,264
I didn't think you went for the slick,
greasy type, Jake

871
01:02:13,639 --> 01:02:15,712
Thought he was a real fun guy, huh?

872
01:02:16,685 --> 01:02:18,946
Barnett, why don't you just
mind your manners

873
01:02:18,995 --> 01:02:20,680
or this man is gonna whoop your butt 'til

874
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,326
you ain't nothin' but a
shirt full of sore bones

875
01:02:24,350 --> 01:02:26,150
What are you, my manager?

876
01:02:26,151 --> 01:02:28,500
Always have a woman do
your talking, slicko?

877
01:02:28,876 --> 01:02:31,500
- Hey, you cool it, Puke
- LUKE!

878
01:02:31,503 --> 01:02:32,600
Yeyeah!

879
01:02:33,144 --> 01:02:35,821
Why don't you just leave it be, Barnett?
What are you proving?

880
01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:38,792
That nobody's gonna come down
and prove I'm a fool!

881
01:02:44,028 --> 01:02:47,042
You do a real good job of that
all by yourself

882
01:02:48,017 --> 01:02:52,296
- Let's go, Nick
- Retreat? Nick, retreat?

883
01:02:53,326 --> 01:02:56,725
- For you, this one time
- Hey, slick

884
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:05,088
Are you okay? How about your teeth,
are they all still in?

885
01:03:05,979 --> 01:03:07,425
You're not a fun date, you
know that?

886
01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:08,734
Zero fun

887
01:03:08,783 --> 01:03:11,885
Look, I don't know about you, but I've had
just about as much as I can stand

888
01:03:12,084 --> 01:03:13,052
Can we go now?

889
01:03:13,152 --> 01:03:15,508
Go?! I gotta waffle this guy!

890
01:03:15,546 --> 01:03:18,245
Look you start a fight now and all bets
are off, do you understand?

891
01:03:18,626 --> 01:03:19,478
Do you understand?

892
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:24,311
- Yes, mom
- Well good! Let's go!

893
01:03:31,505 --> 01:03:32,504
Nick

894
01:03:39,792 --> 01:03:41,967
Not bad for a little light work

895
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:47,345
Well I don't know why you got your tail
so up in the air, it wasn't no big deal

896
01:03:47,445 --> 01:03:48,444
To you!

897
01:03:48,498 --> 01:03:50,614
- Well it's over and it don't matter
- To you!

898
01:03:50,703 --> 01:03:52,718
Well what's it gonna prove if you go back
in there and fight? What?

899
01:03:52,718 --> 01:03:55,387
'Cause I got no choice, that's why!

900
01:03:55,411 --> 01:03:57,067
That's crazy, everybody's got a choice

901
01:03:57,267 --> 01:03:58,795
Not if you're Italian, you heard of
vendettas?

902
01:03:58,995 --> 01:04:00,936
- Yeah, so?
- So we invented them!

903
01:04:01,136 --> 01:04:04,993
Well fine, go back in there, I hope they
beat your ass

904
01:04:05,193 --> 01:04:06,192
What?

905
01:04:06,471 --> 01:04:09,653
Hey don't say that, 'cause you ain't never
seen the kid in action!

906
01:04:10,465 --> 01:04:13,708
Well if you're trying to impress me, forget
it, I'm not impressed with suicide

907
01:04:15,535 --> 01:04:17,942
Oh give me a break, sister

908
01:04:31,077 --> 01:04:32,067
You know

909
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,030
When you're right, you're right

910
01:04:35,446 --> 01:04:37,584
I don't wanna get involved in anybody's
past history

911
01:04:37,684 --> 01:04:38,809
especially yours

912
01:04:38,937 --> 01:04:42,905
Still, I can't see how you almost got
engaged to buzzard-lips back there

913
01:04:43,005 --> 01:04:44,004
- Not almost
- What?

914
01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:45,005
- I was
- No, you weren't

915
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:46,005
- I was!
- You weren't

916
01:04:46,006 --> 01:04:49,005
- I was!
- Oh, come on. This is bad!

917
01:04:49,422 --> 01:04:51,622
I'm tellin' ya, you just blew my whole
image of ya

918
01:04:51,623 --> 01:04:55,083
You know, I put you above all this,
and you blew it

919
01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:59,468
I gotta rethink this whole image
thing now, that's what I gotta do

920
01:04:59,568 --> 01:05:01,566
- Oh, please
- Look, I thought about it

921
01:05:01,567 --> 01:05:05,148
I'm human, you're human,
he's sorta human

922
01:05:05,884 --> 01:05:09,621
Nick forgives you. Nick forgives
everybody!

923
01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:11,413
- Hey that's great, Nick
- I know

924
01:05:11,414 --> 01:05:13,786
- You are a great guy!
- I know

925
01:05:13,886 --> 01:05:17,500
- And you are so full of it
- I know that, too

926
01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:53,543
- Alright?
- That's pretty good, actually

927
01:05:59,059 --> 01:06:00,341
You know, you're a lot better
than I thought you were

928
01:06:00,341 --> 01:06:01,412
you're gonna work out okay...

929
01:06:01,412 --> 01:06:04,974
Oh, daddy, you're as out of tune
as my guitar!

930
01:06:18,782 --> 01:06:23,360
- You sound like you're feeling spry
- I'm definitely in the spirit tonight

931
01:06:23,494 --> 01:06:26,305
- How's your jaw?
- Oh, fine, fine

932
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:32,323
Listen, do you wanna, like, maybe
rehearse that song a little bit?

933
01:06:32,686 --> 01:06:33,685
- Right now?
- Oh yeah

934
01:06:33,885 --> 01:06:36,581
- Well sure, in your...?
- Yeah, my...

935
01:06:37,484 --> 01:06:39,826
Well, sure, we could always use the...

936
01:06:39,932 --> 01:06:42,688
- It's quiet
- ...practice

937
01:06:42,953 --> 01:06:45,765
You know practice makes perfect,
don't you...

938
01:06:45,959 --> 01:06:48,142
Are you all gonna make that racket
all night?

939
01:06:49,418 --> 01:06:52,667
- Good night, children!
- Oh, daddy!

940
01:06:53,003 --> 01:06:54,589
Great timing, dad

941
01:06:56,059 --> 01:07:00,430
Listen, why don't we just take a
rain check on that, okay?

942
01:07:00,506 --> 01:07:03,856
Yeah, well, you know we do need
the practice

943
01:07:04,056 --> 01:07:06,853
Oh, lots of practice, definitely

944
01:07:06,938 --> 01:07:09,625
- Good night, Nick
- Good night, Jake

945
01:07:13,269 --> 01:07:17,989
It's gonna be a long night, Nick.
A long night

946
01:07:26,672 --> 01:07:27,878
Damn!

947
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:30,491
Good night, Jake

948
01:07:32,113 --> 01:07:33,334
Good night, daddy

949
01:07:34,678 --> 01:07:35,968
Good night, Nick

950
01:07:36,758 --> 01:07:38,131
Good night, Noah

951
01:07:39,004 --> 01:07:40,353
Good night, Nick

952
01:07:41,252 --> 01:07:42,509
Good night, Jake

953
01:07:44,609 --> 01:07:46,512
God, I hate hillbillies

954
01:08:44,618 --> 01:08:47,400
Is that old country feeling
a-rising in you yet, son?

955
01:08:47,401 --> 01:08:50,109
- About here!
- All right

956
01:09:10,502 --> 01:09:11,895
Thank you very much

957
01:09:15,382 --> 01:09:16,862
I appreciate it!

958
01:09:17,081 --> 01:09:18,880
I want to thank all of you for
being such a great audience

959
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,269
and I have a special surprise
for you tonight

960
01:09:21,269 --> 01:09:23,036
I wanna introduce somebody to ya

961
01:09:23,036 --> 01:09:25,198
We'll call him a special guest star 'cause

962
01:09:25,198 --> 01:09:28,346
he's a real popular country singer in
many parts of the country

963
01:09:28,491 --> 01:09:30,614
Ha, since when?

964
01:09:32,171 --> 01:09:35,558
And he's making his big city debut tomorrow
night in New York City

965
01:09:35,658 --> 01:09:39,440
Will you help me make him welcome?
Howling Nick Martin!

966
01:09:40,886 --> 01:09:41,464
No

967
01:09:42,050 --> 01:09:43,026
Come on

968
01:09:43,027 --> 01:09:45,725
Showbiz ain't in my blood no more,
forget it

969
01:09:46,531 --> 01:09:49,443
Y'all excuse me a minute, we'll be
right with you, okay?

970
01:09:51,421 --> 01:09:53,166
Forget it, finished, I don't
wanna do it, no

971
01:09:53,166 --> 01:09:54,790
Don't be nervous

972
01:09:54,790 --> 01:09:59,002
I'm not nervous, my lips are sore, look,
maybe later, forget about it

973
01:10:00,435 --> 01:10:03,103
It's a natural thing, Nick, I mean the
first time I was ever on stage

974
01:10:03,103 --> 01:10:04,962
I thought I was gonna die

975
01:10:04,986 --> 01:10:07,260
I mean my head hurt,
I was upset at my stomach

976
01:10:07,261 --> 01:10:09,781
I felt like I had a rusty knife
caught in my throat

977
01:10:09,924 --> 01:10:12,087
- What did you do?
- I threw up!

978
01:10:13,068 --> 01:10:15,345
This talk has done me a world of
good Jake, thank you

979
01:10:15,798 --> 01:10:18,052
Come on, you will do great,
now remember your walk

980
01:10:27,929 --> 01:10:29,919
Looks like he's got jock itch

981
01:10:35,308 --> 01:10:40,263
- Well I guess I'd best commence the plan
- You'd best get your tail off stage, son

982
01:10:46,137 --> 01:10:49,992
I say, it's great to have the president
of my fan club here tonight

983
01:10:51,267 --> 01:10:55,069
He's playing you all for fools, he ain't
got a drop of country in him y'all

984
01:11:01,678 --> 01:11:04,560
You can always tell when Barnett's
been over my house

985
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,020
the toilet ain't never flushed,
and the cat's pregnant

986
01:11:09,758 --> 01:11:11,465
That's ol' Barnett, alright!

987
01:11:17,866 --> 01:11:22,832
Barnett, you know, it looks like you got a
slight bladder problem

988
01:11:22,902 --> 01:11:26,092
I can tell that from your rusty zipper and
yellow boots

989
01:11:28,267 --> 01:11:30,719
You must know Barnett pretty good!

990
01:11:31,619 --> 01:11:35,686
Well that's about as funny as a
rubber crutch in a hospital ward

991
01:11:38,668 --> 01:11:42,155
Barnett, how'd you get that greasy look,
combing your hair with a pork chop?

992
01:11:46,206 --> 01:11:47,554
That's enough

993
01:11:50,972 --> 01:11:53,044
I might as well start my farewell
performance

994
01:11:53,244 --> 01:11:55,037
Possum number 2

995
01:12:01,849 --> 01:12:04,728
Watch your pitch, get the
tempo up a little

996
01:12:12,503 --> 01:12:13,903
Yeah, it's getting good

997
01:15:23,627 --> 01:15:27,108
- Take a bow
- Thank you. My mother thanks you

998
01:15:27,252 --> 01:15:30,575
- You did it, you did it, you did it!
- Not quite

999
01:15:30,661 --> 01:15:32,486
What do you mean? We're ready
for New York!

1000
01:15:32,585 --> 01:15:34,241
Not yet

1001
01:15:36,963 --> 01:15:38,722
Hold it right there, Nick!

1002
01:15:40,774 --> 01:15:41,607
Wait wait, what do you think you're doing?

1003
01:15:41,607 --> 01:15:43,061
It's vendetta time!

1004
01:15:43,061 --> 01:15:45,114
Hey look, violence ain't the way

1005
01:15:45,314 --> 01:15:47,649
And besides, I wanna do it!

1006
01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:55,908
- Take that, Slime-stone Cowboy!
- What are you, Jane Wayne?

1007
01:15:55,978 --> 01:15:57,203
Well he had it comin'

1008
01:15:57,739 --> 01:16:00,273
- I was supposed to do that
- Well, it's too late

1009
01:16:00,281 --> 01:16:01,584
What do you mean, too late?
It was my duty!

1010
01:16:01,584 --> 01:16:02,440
Maybe next time

1011
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:03,691
- What next time?
- You bloodied my nose!

1012
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:05,620
Will you get outta here?

1013
01:16:08,366 --> 01:16:11,518
- You're giving me a sissy complex
- Why don't we just go sing a little?

1014
01:16:11,645 --> 01:16:13,999
- What about my complex?
- Well it looks clear enough to me

1015
01:16:14,380 --> 01:16:16,778
Don't be funny, you're wrecking my
masculinity, you know that?

1016
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:19,465
Alright, the bull's mad now!

1017
01:16:22,063 --> 01:16:25,588
- How am I supposed to handle this?
- Well I think you just did

1018
01:16:28,252 --> 01:16:31,811
My hero! And he's just gettin'
warmed up, too

1019
01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:35,557
- You still my manager?
- Y'all wanna hear ol' Nick sing another?

1020
01:16:35,609 --> 01:16:37,077
Great idea!

1021
01:16:37,336 --> 01:16:40,728
And it's dedicated to you, and
especially you

1022
01:16:44,472 --> 01:16:45,574
What we gonna do?

1023
01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:51,877
Piss on it. I never liked the
som'abitch anyway

1024
01:18:03,724 --> 01:18:06,946
Hey, Tennessee, you've been a fine audience

1025
01:18:07,031 --> 01:18:11,689
Matter of fact, you all been as tight as a
gnat's nose stretched over a rainbow

1026
01:18:11,874 --> 01:18:14,511
and this is Howlin' Nick Martin singing

1027
01:18:14,611 --> 01:18:16,592
I'm gonna see you next tour, and...

1028
01:18:16,873 --> 01:18:18,252
God bless you all

1029
01:18:18,632 --> 01:18:20,260
That's real down home

1030
01:18:21,459 --> 01:18:22,458
I think you got it, boy

1031
01:18:22,459 --> 01:18:24,735
Well I tell you I can really feel something
on stage you know

1032
01:18:24,790 --> 01:18:27,865
I mean it was like electricity going back
and forth and back and forth

1033
01:18:27,865 --> 01:18:30,234
between me and them people

1034
01:18:30,258 --> 01:18:31,522
Hmm... it was probably the chilli

1035
01:18:33,867 --> 01:18:35,244
No it wasn't the chilli, it was electricity

1036
01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:37,159
Well I was just funnin' ya, son

1037
01:18:37,159 --> 01:18:39,815
Come on, I wanna show you something

1038
01:18:41,111 --> 01:18:43,523
- I was real proud of you tonight
- Mamma mia

1039
01:18:43,723 --> 01:18:45,730
and I want you to have this

1040
01:18:47,568 --> 01:18:52,005
- Well I knew you'd be deeply moved
- Noah, I don't wanna hurt your feelings

1041
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:56,516
- You won't. I want you to keep it
- Thanks, but the suit likes you better

1042
01:18:56,558 --> 01:19:01,119
- No more! You've earned it, son
- Noah, do me a favor, keep it, okay?

1043
01:19:01,249 --> 01:19:03,996
- I want you to have it
- Can we be truthful here?

1044
01:19:04,099 --> 01:19:05,337
Sure can

1045
01:19:05,832 --> 01:19:10,401
You're a good man, you're a good Christian,
and you're a good farmer

1046
01:19:10,657 --> 01:19:12,186
So-so dresser. Okay?

1047
01:19:12,507 --> 01:19:17,470
So, trust me when I tell you that this is
the ugliest garment I've ever seen

1048
01:19:17,502 --> 01:19:22,616
Well sure as hell is, and you know I've
been trying to dump this eyesore for years

1049
01:19:22,945 --> 01:19:24,408
I believe I'll have her cleaned
and burned

1050
01:19:24,408 --> 01:19:25,886
Good idea

1051
01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:27,996
- Good night son
- Good night, Noah

1052
01:19:30,465 --> 01:19:31,585
Good night, suit

1053
01:19:54,592 --> 01:19:56,993
Perfect timing, perfect body

1054
01:20:08,644 --> 01:20:13,081
What a coincidence finding your here. I was
just talking with your father

1055
01:20:13,145 --> 01:20:14,313
That's nice

1056
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:20,097
Yeah, nice, he was trying to give me that
cowboy suit of his

1057
01:20:20,252 --> 01:20:23,268
Oh, daddy's always trying to pawn that
old thing off on somebody

1058
01:20:23,268 --> 01:20:26,125
Really?

1059
01:20:26,529 --> 01:20:30,166
But I rented you a beautiful suit for the
show in New York, did I tell you?

1060
01:20:30,266 --> 01:20:31,265
Did you?

1061
01:20:36,102 --> 01:20:39,343
Well I was wondering if you maybe wanted me
to show you those chords?

1062
01:20:39,343 --> 01:20:42,898
For the song you're gonna do?
In New York?

1063
01:20:43,430 --> 01:20:47,057
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Okay

1064
01:20:49,046 --> 01:20:51,922
Why don't you come on over here,
I think the acoustics are better

1065
01:20:52,122 --> 01:20:55,748
Sounds like a good idea, I think the
lighting's better, too

1066
01:20:58,140 --> 01:21:00,460
Well, I don't know how much you remember
of what I showed you

1067
01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:04,411
but you're gonna be playing like an open
tuning, so you kinda just like...

1068
01:21:05,499 --> 01:21:08,756
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
I gotta do something

1069
01:21:15,945 --> 01:21:18,105
I don't know about you, but...

1070
01:21:19,401 --> 01:21:22,078
I definitely can't put off
temptation any more

1071
01:21:22,079 --> 01:21:23,340
It's about time

1072
01:21:23,564 --> 01:21:26,627
- Excuse you?
- I said it's about time

1073
01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:29,739
You mean to tell me you
were ready before?

1074
01:21:29,939 --> 01:21:34,647
Well I was, but you was always
causin' a ruckus, Captain Action

1075
01:21:34,794 --> 01:21:37,436
And I spent all those nights taking cold
showers, and the other half

1076
01:21:37,536 --> 01:21:41,097
watching horny moths bouncin'
off my light bulbs?

1077
01:21:41,183 --> 01:21:44,494
- Moths?
- Well, some of them had a great technique

1078
01:21:46,047 --> 01:21:49,175
Well I hope you took notes

1079
01:21:50,709 --> 01:21:52,434
Matter of fact, I did

1080
01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:03,334
- Woah
- Woah

1081
01:22:05,403 --> 01:22:08,938
Well you uh, sure
kiss like a cowboy

1082
01:22:10,912 --> 01:22:14,335
But there's one more thing
I'd like to find out

1083
01:22:17,649 --> 01:22:18,980
You got it

1084
01:22:20,673 --> 01:22:21,840
Be gentle

1085
01:23:15,321 --> 01:23:16,990
Thank you!

1086
01:23:17,404 --> 01:23:19,220
You should have called,
I could handle her

1087
01:23:19,419 --> 01:23:22,417
One, two, three,
four, five, six...

1088
01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,101
Hold it! Wait!

1089
01:23:25,301 --> 01:23:26,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1090
01:23:27,167 --> 01:23:28,855
I want to make a toast to my son

1091
01:23:28,993 --> 01:23:32,270
A man who left here
a zero, a capital nothing

1092
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:36,266
A guy going nowhere.
A total strike-out

1093
01:23:36,709 --> 01:23:40,983
And now he's back, and he looks
a little different. But I love him

1094
01:23:42,089 --> 01:23:46,785
And I toast my son.
Hop along meatball!

1095
01:23:49,137 --> 01:23:53,076
Thank you dad! Them words are
down right inspiring!

1096
01:23:53,225 --> 01:23:55,761
The one thing you can do
is set me on fire!

1097
01:23:56,830 --> 01:23:58,507
Well, anyway, I want y'all to meet a girl

1098
01:23:58,607 --> 01:24:01,248
that helped me see things real different

1099
01:24:01,350 --> 01:24:05,064
I want y'all to mean Leapin' Jake
from Leiper's Fork!

1100
01:24:11,555 --> 01:24:13,553
Hey Jake! Hey mom!

1101
01:24:14,341 --> 01:24:17,162
I don't really know exactly what to say

1102
01:24:17,216 --> 01:24:19,889
Except that when Nick came down
home to Tennessee with me

1103
01:24:19,989 --> 01:24:22,192
he said he felt like he was
on another planet

1104
01:24:22,231 --> 01:24:25,690
Well, I just want y'all to know
I think we're even now

1105
01:24:26,881 --> 01:24:28,080
Alright! Woo!

1106
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:33,615
You're singing my hair, Romeo

1107
01:24:33,834 --> 01:24:38,422
I really don't know exactly what to say
except that I hope we do real fine tomorrow

1108
01:24:38,539 --> 01:24:42,683
that I'm gonna have back what I need, and
Nick's gonna have his own taxi

1109
01:24:47,030 --> 01:24:48,017
Woah, woah, wait

1110
01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:51,017
Wait...

1111
01:24:51,740 --> 01:24:55,378
You don't think I could ever go back to
driving a taxi again do you?

1112
01:24:55,545 --> 01:24:58,149
I mean, Jake, I'm a singer now

1113
01:24:59,517 --> 01:25:02,692
- That's right, he's our Sinatra!
- Take the cab

1114
01:25:02,864 --> 01:25:05,961
What makes you think you're a singer
after two weeks?

1115
01:25:06,893 --> 01:25:09,928
I mean I do after feeling what I felt
up there on that stage

1116
01:25:09,928 --> 01:25:12,374
I could never go back to hacking a taxi

1117
01:25:12,374 --> 01:25:15,908
But it ain't that easy! And what makes you
think you can earn a livin' singing?

1118
01:25:15,908 --> 01:25:17,742
It's tough out there

1119
01:25:19,934 --> 01:25:23,840
The audience, I mean, I... I thought I was
a pretty big hit with those farmers

1120
01:25:23,864 --> 01:25:26,936
Well now them farmers happen to be
my family and friends

1121
01:25:27,166 --> 01:25:30,623
and they's applauding for me and the band
just the same as it was for you

1122
01:25:30,718 --> 01:25:32,916
Take the cab!

1123
01:25:33,094 --> 01:25:34,554
I don't want the cab

1124
01:25:36,278 --> 01:25:40,294
- So, all this work was for one night?
- No, one song

1125
01:25:41,124 --> 01:25:43,254
And after that it's over?

1126
01:25:44,980 --> 01:25:48,740
Over? Boy I hope not, Nick

1127
01:25:50,025 --> 01:25:52,025
But then I guess that's up to you

1128
01:25:52,650 --> 01:25:55,468
Nick, you're bringing the party down!

1129
01:26:02,508 --> 01:26:05,507
Ohhh, okay, I guess it just had to
come out, didn't it?

1130
01:26:05,507 --> 01:26:08,788
 It just had to bubble onto the surface

1131
01:26:08,812 --> 01:26:13,058
- Professional jealousy!
- Jealousy?

1132
01:26:13,579 --> 01:26:17,892
- The old professional jealousy
- It ain't jealousy

1133
01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:23,049
Oh, Nick, honey, you know how I feel about
you, but you ain't a real singer yet

1134
01:26:23,192 --> 01:26:26,750
You're sort of like a robot right now

1135
01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:30,586
We put you together like a...
a mud pie

1136
01:26:30,977 --> 01:26:32,896
M... mud pie?!

1137
01:26:33,016 --> 01:26:35,032
Forget it, Nick, you can't work with her

1138
01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:37,489
He can't start his career off like this!

1139
01:26:37,714 --> 01:26:43,050
Career? What career? I make music,
he's still making pollution

1140
01:26:43,070 --> 01:26:45,882
I don't need this public
embarrassment here!

1141
01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:48,443
Well I don't need it either!

1142
01:26:48,642 --> 01:26:52,265
Ever since I got hooked up with you
I ain't had nothin' but brown-eyed agony

1143
01:26:52,356 --> 01:26:55,972
Hell, I might as well forget the bet
and just sleep with Freddie!

1144
01:26:58,913 --> 01:26:59,912
Whoops

1145
01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:02,792
Sleep with Freddie?

1146
01:27:03,067 --> 01:27:05,360
- Who's Freddie?
- You don't know him

1147
01:27:05,443 --> 01:27:07,162
Sleep with Freddie?

1148
01:27:07,262 --> 01:27:10,801
You're thinking about shacking up
with the Guru of Doo-doo?

1149
01:27:10,862 --> 01:27:14,294
It was part of the deal if I lost, anyway
it ain't none of your affair

1150
01:27:14,309 --> 01:27:16,939
What d'you mean it's none of my affair,
that guy's a wart!

1151
01:27:17,066 --> 01:27:20,472
Well I did what I had to do, I'd like
to see what you'd have done!

1152
01:27:20,542 --> 01:27:24,493
- I wouldn't sleep with Freddie!
- Well I didn't do nothin' yet!

1153
01:27:24,497 --> 01:27:28,562
Yet? Yet?! You mean if you lost
you'd go through with this?

1154
01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:29,377
Well I don't know about you

1155
01:27:29,377 --> 01:27:32,392
but where I'm from people honor
their word no matter what!

1156
01:27:32,392 --> 01:27:35,334
Okay

1157
01:27:35,365 --> 01:27:39,424
Forget you, forget this,
forget everything!

1158
01:27:39,470 --> 01:27:42,185
Listen up, bright eyes. I didn't pick you,
I got stuck with you

1159
01:27:42,384 --> 01:27:45,254
But I tried to make the best of
a bad situation

1160
01:27:45,326 --> 01:27:48,219
Now you think you're this fast rising
star, maybe you are

1161
01:27:48,437 --> 01:27:52,957
'cause when you get right down to it, a
star ain't nothing but a big ball of gas!

1162
01:27:53,157 --> 01:27:54,156
Gas?

1163
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:58,585
- Hey, that hurt
- Don't ever trust a man

1164
01:27:58,784 --> 01:27:59,783
The bet's off!

1165
01:27:59,950 --> 01:28:02,009
Oh yeah? Well maybe for you,
but not for me

1166
01:28:02,109 --> 01:28:05,452
'cause I'll be there! I'll be there

1167
01:28:06,874 --> 01:28:10,756
- You should've called, I could handle her
- Bad timing, dad

1168
01:28:13,694 --> 01:28:15,692
(Speaking Italian)

1169
01:29:44,827 --> 01:29:47,305
Aw, honey, come on

1170
01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:50,347
Oh I've treated him awful, Jessie

1171
01:29:50,568 --> 01:29:55,244
I mean I embarrassed him in front of all
his friends, I got him fired from his job

1172
01:29:55,621 --> 01:29:57,932
I called him a mud pie

1173
01:29:58,049 --> 01:30:00,961
It's not your fault, you got
a career at stake here!

1174
01:30:01,088 --> 01:30:04,483
It is my fault. I turned his
folks against him

1175
01:30:05,011 --> 01:30:06,454
Made him give up his down to earth goals

1176
01:30:06,454 --> 01:30:11,401
and worst of all I exposed him
to Freddie Ugo

1177
01:30:11,425 --> 01:30:13,795
Believe me, he won't get past this crowd

1178
01:30:13,895 --> 01:30:17,823
Freddie's been lining up the worst
hecklers in New York, forget it!

1179
01:30:17,942 --> 01:30:21,371
Well what if he does? And he
might, you know

1180
01:30:21,568 --> 01:30:24,994
Well, then you'll win, what's
so bad about that?

1181
01:30:25,194 --> 01:30:28,754
Oh what's so bad is he'll go off all
cocksure of himself

1182
01:30:28,754 --> 01:30:31,019
sayin' he's gonna be some big singer

1183
01:30:31,019 --> 01:30:33,398
And then if he can't make it he'll probably
wind up with nothing

1184
01:30:34,915 --> 01:30:37,220
Probably become a wino

1185
01:30:37,675 --> 01:30:42,025
Wind up in a gutter somewhere with
all the other bums he knew

1186
01:30:43,398 --> 01:30:45,207
You're a real optimist, Jake

1187
01:30:47,288 --> 01:30:49,266
Well I ain't going through with it

1188
01:30:49,594 --> 01:30:52,721
I'm gonna ask Freddie to call
the whole thing off

1189
01:31:44,047 --> 01:31:47,520
Well I wonder who is outside?

1190
01:31:49,699 --> 01:31:53,618
- Welcome home, all o' you
- Freddie, I have to talk to you

1191
01:31:53,652 --> 01:31:57,123
Yeah, baby, let's talk, we shall
consider it foreplay

1192
01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:59,772
- I'm trying to be serious
- I am serious

1193
01:31:59,994 --> 01:32:04,613
This is the most serious night
of our lives. Entre vous, mais enfin

1194
01:32:06,666 --> 01:32:10,793
Freddie baby, tonight is gonna
be your lucky night

1195
01:32:22,077 --> 01:32:24,732
Hey. If you're expecting her to show up,
forget it

1196
01:32:25,222 --> 01:32:28,573
- How do you know?
- She's probably at Freddie's right now

1197
01:32:29,965 --> 01:32:33,577
Good. That's nice. Good

1198
01:32:35,095 --> 01:32:36,409
Don't bother me

1199
01:32:41,369 --> 01:32:42,619
Comin' through!

1200
01:32:46,694 --> 01:32:50,186
Taxi! Taxi! Right here!
Hey I need a ride, taxi!

1201
01:32:50,380 --> 01:32:51,736
Taxi, hey!

1202
01:32:52,084 --> 01:32:53,604
Come on, help a human will ya?

1203
01:32:54,509 --> 01:32:56,713
Taxi, woah woah woah woah woah

1204
01:32:59,072 --> 01:33:00,825
No way, okay?

1205
01:33:01,981 --> 01:33:03,108
Taxi!

1206
01:33:03,626 --> 01:33:05,821
The best for the best

1207
01:33:06,281 --> 01:33:09,631
80 bucks a bottle, baby

1208
01:33:09,974 --> 01:33:12,280
60 if you buy 'em by the case

1209
01:33:13,184 --> 01:33:15,321
And speaking of cases...

1210
01:33:17,989 --> 01:33:20,709
Freddie sure got one for you, mama

1211
01:33:20,808 --> 01:33:24,422
- I don't want nothin' to drink
- Come on, angel, loosen your strings, here

1212
01:33:24,622 --> 01:33:26,260
I don't want it, really, my
strings are fine

1213
01:33:26,460 --> 01:33:28,109
That's cool

1214
01:33:28,209 --> 01:33:29,860
Hey, listen, Freddie, the bet's off

1215
01:33:29,952 --> 01:33:32,750
No way! Hold on a minute, you have
made a deal

1216
01:33:32,849 --> 01:33:34,529
with the Manhattan Love Machine

1217
01:33:34,685 --> 01:33:39,101
So nothing's off! Except maybe a few
choice garments

1218
01:33:40,204 --> 01:33:45,347
So... how about a nice cozy little fire?

1219
01:33:47,881 --> 01:33:50,576
Some mood lighting and some
mellow sounds

1220
01:33:53,686 --> 01:33:56,747
This one needs no explanation. Dig it

1221
01:34:03,002 --> 01:34:05,500
- I love it
- Good night, Freddie

1222
01:34:05,802 --> 01:34:06,819
Hang on

1223
01:34:07,682 --> 01:34:08,819
What was that?

1224
01:34:10,690 --> 01:34:17,652
That... was your passport...
to Freddie's world

1225
01:34:21,818 --> 01:34:22,876
Welcome

1226
01:34:24,963 --> 01:34:27,194
Hey, bus, bus, bus!
Hold it! Hold it!

1227
01:34:27,335 --> 01:34:30,964
I'm in heels. What are you doing? What, you
want me to fly across town?

1228
01:34:31,388 --> 01:34:32,348
Taxi!

1229
01:34:34,367 --> 01:34:35,690
Taxi!

1230
01:34:36,365 --> 01:34:40,050
Taxi!
Hey where's your loyalty?

1231
01:34:41,435 --> 01:34:42,462
Taxi...

1232
01:34:45,233 --> 01:34:47,398
Oh, give me a break!

1233
01:34:48,284 --> 01:34:49,290
Why not?

1234
01:34:50,254 --> 01:34:52,560
Hey pal, test drive!

1235
01:34:54,456 --> 01:34:56,687
No once again, relax, ready?

1236
01:34:58,319 --> 01:34:59,384
Come on

1237
01:35:00,554 --> 01:35:03,400
Hold it, hold it, hold it, cool it, wait
for the leg! Wait for the leg!

1238
01:35:05,299 --> 01:35:07,490
Come on, you're giving me a headache here,
make me look good

1239
01:35:07,590 --> 01:35:08,689
No, horse, no

1240
01:35:08,889 --> 01:35:13,923
My leg, my leg, no no no come on,
no no no you get me dizzy, come on

1241
01:35:14,135 --> 01:35:16,300
Please please please please,
no no hold...

1242
01:35:16,300 --> 01:35:19,147
Okay. Now, now.
Okay, giddyup, move it

1243
01:35:19,347 --> 01:35:22,145
Floor it! Hoof it!
Okay, take off!

1244
01:35:22,654 --> 01:35:24,071
- You son of a bitch!
- Boogie

1245
01:35:24,171 --> 01:35:25,393
- Get off my horse
- Take two!

1246
01:35:25,523 --> 01:35:26,669
- What the hell you doing?
- Move!

1247
01:35:26,670 --> 01:35:27,769
Woah!

1248
01:35:28,987 --> 01:35:32,546
Hey, come back here!
Ah, shit!

1249
01:35:35,884 --> 01:35:38,143
Woah woah comin' through!
Right away!

1250
01:35:38,343 --> 01:35:40,042
Left turn! Left turn!
Woah!

1251
01:35:43,914 --> 01:35:48,292
That's it. Hold it, hold it.
Hot horse! Hot horse! Hot horse!

1252
01:35:49,670 --> 01:35:50,689
Comin' through

1253
01:35:50,830 --> 01:35:53,007
Watch your feet, watch your feet
comin' through, hold it

1254
01:35:54,427 --> 01:35:59,421
Woah, cool it, cool it, stop,
cease, desist, woah!

1255
01:36:01,089 --> 01:36:04,210
Hey mister, you can't bring
a horse in here! Hey, mister!

1256
01:36:04,792 --> 01:36:06,216
Hey mister, what are you crazy,
where you goin?

1257
01:36:06,216 --> 01:36:09,882
- Freddie Ugo's!
- Oh

1258
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:12,557
Hey what's the matter with you,
are you nuts?

1259
01:36:12,645 --> 01:36:15,550
- That guy just came in here on a horse!
- He's going to Freddie Ugo's

1260
01:36:15,574 --> 01:36:17,574
Oh

1261
01:36:19,049 --> 01:36:20,414
Woman, get over here! Ah!

1262
01:36:21,946 --> 01:36:25,462
- No more Mr. Nice Guy!
- Jake! Open up!

1263
01:36:25,722 --> 01:36:28,035
Hey Jake, open that door, it's Nick!

1264
01:36:28,102 --> 01:36:31,514
You get outta them clothes, baby, I want
you to perch those buns back on the bed

1265
01:36:31,514 --> 01:36:34,534
I ain't foolin' around with you no more!
I'm serious, move!

1266
01:36:34,558 --> 01:36:36,750
- What are you crazy? Mamma Mia!
- Freddie, open the door!

1267
01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:38,100
Not a chance!

1268
01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:41,362
Jake, I'm coming baby! Don't worry
about it! I'm coming, Jake!

1269
01:36:41,727 --> 01:36:45,167
Alright, pal, you keep pounding on the
door, it's 3 inches thick! Wiseguy!

1270
01:36:45,168 --> 01:36:46,114
Jake, stay there baby, I got you covered

1271
01:36:46,115 --> 01:36:48,160
- Why don't you open the door?
- Ahhhh Jake!

1272
01:36:58,506 --> 01:37:01,172
- Ah you did it again!
- What are you doing here?

1273
01:37:01,286 --> 01:37:03,151
Well I'm here to rescue you

1274
01:37:03,351 --> 01:37:05,844
Thank you but you're just a lil late

1275
01:37:06,118 --> 01:37:11,554
Jake, if we're going to get along, you've
just gotta give up active combat, really

1276
01:37:11,589 --> 01:37:15,130
Okay. But you gotta admit
you're a strange lookin' hero

1277
01:37:15,380 --> 01:37:17,700
- Look, what are you doing here?
- Nothing!

1278
01:37:18,091 --> 01:37:22,321
I happen to have friends in high places -
yeah yeah yeah!

1279
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:25,745
- Why'd you forfeit the bet?
- 'Cause we ain't got a chance

1280
01:37:26,111 --> 01:37:29,011
- I don't believe that!
- Oh, Nick, I can't go on like this

1281
01:37:29,111 --> 01:37:33,179
- I can't be pulled this way
- Come on, Jake, I'm not pulling on you!

1282
01:37:33,261 --> 01:37:35,803
- I don't wanna fight anymore
- I don't either, but look

1283
01:37:35,903 --> 01:37:39,456
I never finished anything in my life before
I swear to god, this is the first time

1284
01:37:39,556 --> 01:37:41,864
I'm going through with this bet
tonight no matter what

1285
01:37:41,964 --> 01:37:47,283
But for you to give up your pride, to give
up your dignity, to sleep with that mutt!

1286
01:37:47,458 --> 01:37:52,270
Okay that does it. You're a big hero and
I'm really impressed, pal

1287
01:37:52,319 --> 01:37:53,829
But I happen to have a bet going on here,

1288
01:37:53,829 --> 01:37:56,793
one in which I do not intend
to lose, alright?

1289
01:37:56,793 --> 01:38:00,873
So just haul your bones out into
the hall pal, okay?

1290
01:38:01,258 --> 01:38:03,510
It won't take very long, I'm really not
very good, do me a favor will ya?

1291
01:38:03,710 --> 01:38:06,171
- Oh come on, now!
- Yeah YOU come on! Come here!

1292
01:38:06,171 --> 01:38:10,965
- We gotta get to the Rhinestone
- No, no, no, no! No Rhinestone

1293
01:38:11,105 --> 01:38:15,013
You're gonna owe me 5 years on the
bet, just like we planned, okay?

1294
01:38:15,113 --> 01:38:17,231
5 years, that takes care of
the bet, alright?

1295
01:38:17,331 --> 01:38:19,863
You're not gonna welch on me this time.
You, c'mere-

1296
01:38:19,999 --> 01:38:23,735
Mr Lowlife, we got 35 minutes, the
deal's not off 'til 12 o'clock, let's go

1297
01:38:23,935 --> 01:38:24,734
Wa- wait a minute!

1298
01:38:24,769 --> 01:38:28,759
- I'm supposed to say that
- What's the difference?

1299
01:38:28,780 --> 01:38:30,779
The difference is, it's my horse

1300
01:38:31,224 --> 01:38:33,522
- Okay? Let's go
- Clown

1301
01:38:35,116 --> 01:38:38,010
The crowd'll kill you.
35 minutes!

1302
01:38:40,572 --> 01:38:43,476
Nick, now don't be over-confident,
this crowd's out for blood!

1303
01:38:43,477 --> 01:38:44,945
Don't worry, Jake, we're
gonna kill 'em

1304
01:38:46,302 --> 01:38:47,147
"We"?

1305
01:38:47,246 --> 01:38:49,409
Yeah, you and me, we're a great
duet, Jake!

1306
01:38:49,789 --> 01:38:53,285
- Nick, it ain't gonna be a duet tonight
- What?

1307
01:38:53,789 --> 01:38:56,530
That's the bet, you gotta win 'em over
yourself, first!

1308
01:38:56,630 --> 01:38:58,273
Are you kidding me? Ahhh!

1309
01:39:00,364 --> 01:39:02,268
Hello out there!

1310
01:39:02,909 --> 01:39:05,902
How's everybody feeling tonight?

1311
01:39:05,910 --> 01:39:08,547
Good, I'm glad to hear it, it's really
good to be back

1312
01:39:08,647 --> 01:39:11,216
I'm gonna introduce a new singing star
to you tonight and

1313
01:39:11,394 --> 01:39:14,555
I want you to help me give him a real
warm Rhinestone welcome

1314
01:39:14,652 --> 01:39:17,610
How about a big hand for
Howlin' Nick Martinelli!

1315
01:39:18,048 --> 01:39:20,052
Y'all be nice to him now

1316
01:39:27,609 --> 01:39:29,251
So much for brotherhood

1317
01:39:30,711 --> 01:39:33,061
Elvis Spaghetti!

1318
01:39:33,721 --> 01:39:35,959
Hey, that's darn funny, fella!

1319
01:39:35,988 --> 01:39:39,585
Hey speak up, pal, I can't
hear you over your suit!

1320
01:39:40,563 --> 01:39:44,523
It is a big loud, ain't it? Be quiet!
I told you to mind your manners

1321
01:39:46,463 --> 01:39:47,423
Well

1322
01:39:48,881 --> 01:39:53,179
anyway, what I hear is, that it's harder
gettin' a song past you all

1323
01:39:53,369 --> 01:39:55,712
than sneakin' a donkey past dawn

1324
01:39:59,264 --> 01:40:00,887
- Rooster, Nick. Rooster
- What?

1325
01:40:00,987 --> 01:40:01,986
Rooster

1326
01:40:02,186 --> 01:40:04,977
I'm sorry, make that
dawn past a rooster

1327
01:40:05,121 --> 01:40:07,884
I bet his hair's higher than his IQ!

1328
01:40:09,887 --> 01:40:13,006
What is that a hair-do
or a launching pad?

1329
01:40:13,206 --> 01:40:16,308
It's a home for wayward spiders

1330
01:40:16,577 --> 01:40:18,468
Look at him, he's dying

1331
01:40:20,363 --> 01:40:24,744
What I'd like to do is sing a little song
that my friend Jake over there wrote

1332
01:40:24,744 --> 01:40:27,022
Yeah! Yeah!

1333
01:40:27,022 --> 01:40:31,663
It's real good and, uh, I hope you like it

1334
01:40:37,729 --> 01:40:39,829
Off! Off!

1335
01:40:45,911 --> 01:40:48,725
Two weeks this took you, eh?
You're gorgeous

1336
01:40:53,527 --> 01:40:56,982
So far he's doing beautiful, here's another
five year contract, sweetie-pants

1337
01:40:57,030 --> 01:40:59,076
It's ain't over yet, Freddie

1338
01:41:07,238 --> 01:41:11,261
Shut up, you're giving me
a Rhinestone rash!

1339
01:41:25,027 --> 01:41:27,850
Okay, if you want it, you got it

1340
01:41:32,239 --> 01:41:35,461
Okay guys let's pick up the beat, okay?
Let's do it!

1341
01:41:36,792 --> 01:41:39,330
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?

1342
01:41:39,772 --> 01:41:42,504
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die my way!

1343
01:41:46,464 --> 01:41:47,419
Hey, how are y'all
doing over there tonight?

1344
01:41:47,419 --> 01:41:48,733
Better than you are!

1345
01:41:48,733 --> 01:41:52,985
Well if you wanna act up a little bit
let's act up a little bit, okay?

1346
01:41:55,004 --> 01:41:59,178
I'd like all the good looking women
out there to say 'yay'!

1347
01:42:00,947 --> 01:42:02,961
Oh c'mon, I know there's better
looking women out there

1348
01:42:03,061 --> 01:42:04,375
Lemme hear you say 'yay'!

1349
01:42:07,152 --> 01:42:10,630
Lemme hear all the horny women in
the audience say 'yeah'!

1350
01:42:12,128 --> 01:42:14,369
I knew you were out there!

1351
01:42:15,614 --> 01:42:18,036
Now, you hear that, guys?

1352
01:42:18,236 --> 01:42:21,033
Lemme hear all the studs in the
audience say 'yay'!

1353
01:42:21,921 --> 01:42:24,979
C'mon I didn't say the pansies,
I said the studs

1354
01:42:25,079 --> 01:42:27,119
Now lemme hear you say 'yay'!

1355
01:42:31,040 --> 01:42:32,665
Okay, let's go!

1356
01:42:32,765 --> 01:42:36,556
Now I want you to
say after me, okay?

1357
01:42:37,757 --> 01:42:38,857
The!

1358
01:42:40,458 --> 01:42:41,658
South!

1359
01:42:42,759 --> 01:42:43,859
Is gonna!

1360
01:42:45,460 --> 01:42:46,660
Rise!

1361
01:42:48,061 --> 01:42:49,161
Tonight!

1362
01:46:12,733 --> 01:46:13,665
Thank you all

1363
01:46:15,612 --> 01:46:18,009
- Can you hold this for me?
- Again?

1364
01:46:20,331 --> 01:46:24,629
Well, F.U., I think you got something
that don't belong to you no more

1365
01:46:24,770 --> 01:46:27,500
- Yeah I know
- No, no, no. The contract

1366
01:46:29,093 --> 01:46:32,270
You're pretty good y'know. You could
do a hell of a job for us here

1367
01:46:32,638 --> 01:46:34,817
You signed with anybody?

1368
01:46:36,218 --> 01:46:40,411
- I'll send you the bill for the taxi, okay
- Wait, wait, I wanna ask you something

1369
01:46:41,281 --> 01:46:42,416
Is she any good?

1370
01:46:45,476 --> 01:46:49,888
Incredible.
Bastard...

1371
01:46:50,699 --> 01:46:51,771
That so

1372
01:46:56,339 --> 01:46:59,054
- Poor Freddie
- What do you mean, poor Freddie?

1373
01:46:59,145 --> 01:47:00,827
He can't help it if he's got a case for you

1374
01:47:00,827 --> 01:47:02,161
Well is it my fault?

1375
01:47:02,161 --> 01:47:05,067
- Yeah, kinda
- Why?

1376
01:47:05,442 --> 01:47:06,978
Why?
I mean...

1377
01:47:06,979 --> 01:47:10,175
- Look at the way you're dressed!
- What's the matter with the way I dress?

1378
01:47:10,176 --> 01:47:12,904
Nothing, except you look like a
moving violation!

1379
01:47:15,277 --> 01:47:17,675
Well when you stop wearing pants
I can see your pulse through

1380
01:47:17,675 --> 01:47:21,409
- we got something to talk about
- I didn't think she's notice!

1381
01:47:21,409 --> 01:47:23,922
I tell you this is somethin' else
that's got to be love

1382
01:47:23,922 --> 01:47:25,959
Say it with an accent

1383
01:47:25,983 --> 01:47:28,338
It's got to be luh-hurve!