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FIASCO IN MILAN
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USUAL SUSPECTS MAKE A HOLE
TO STEAL PASTA AND CHICKPEAS
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What does he want?
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Take this!
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Good morning. Is there any mail?
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The administrator came for the rent.
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Yes, when I go out.
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Yeah, either "When I go out" or
"When I come back!"
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Hello. Excuse me if I dared come in,
but I...
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Brigadier, I'm innocent.
I'm an honest worker.
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Look at the blisters on my hands.
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If I'd really been a brigadier,
maybe you'd have gotten rid of me.
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I wanted to see how you were living.
Not bad.
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But next time, chose a cheaper building
with a double gate.
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- You don't trust me?
- A man breaks into my house
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- and I should trust him?
- Cigarette?
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- No.
- It's Swiss.
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Make yourself comfortable.
I'll talk.
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- Look at this guy.
- These are tough times.
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This job is in a crisis.
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But you and your friends here
did a good job.
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But you failed because you
lacked orginization,
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which is the flaw of you Romans.
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You insist. How can I tell you?
I don't know anything.
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I'm a friend of Dante Cruciani,
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the man who taught you how
to work on safes.
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- Ask him about the Milanese guy.
- What?
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I came from Milan to offer you
a nice little job.
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Very well paid, extremely well paid.
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Listen to me.
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If I took the wrong door earlier,
this time you took the wrong one.
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This is the home of a man
who has turned the page,
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- and lives off of his honest job.
- Work at the building site is over,
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and you don't have a job.
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But that isn't my job. I'm a boxer,
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and I'm in contact again with
the boxing world for a comeback.
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Think about it. Meet me tomorrow
at 7 p.m. at cafe Niagara.
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Yeah sure, go ahead and wait!
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Tomorrow I've a medical examination
for a check-up on my psy- psy-
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- Did you call me?
- Psycho-physical reactions.
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- This is their notification.
- Best wishes.
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Yes. You'll see.
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A formality and Baiocchi Giuseppe,
known as Panther,
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will return to the ring.
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Yes, turn around.
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- I'm a lion, doctor.
- Stop.
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- Perfect shape.
- Go straight to that wall
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with raised arms and eyes closed.
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Hi, Peppe. A guy's been waiting
a half-hour for you. What'd you do?
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What do you care?
Mind your own business.
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- Hello.
- Don't start acting like a Roman.
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- The first rule is being on time.
- My watch stopped. Waiter!
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- You don't have a watch.
- The bus clock.
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- Another Campari for me.
- The usual. Put it on my bill.
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- The gentleman paid.
- I paid your tab and a notebook.
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- Which notebook?
- Where they signed your tab.
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- You know Milan, don't you.
- Well, I've never been there.
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- So much the better.
- Here's the Campari and the usual.
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Good for you, kid.
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It's milk. I had whiskey intoxication
and must remain sober.
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Let's proceed with order.
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Every Sunday a car takes money
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from the Milan football pool
to the bank.
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We must block that car. On it,
there's a guy in cahoots with me
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to let us take the suitcase
with the loot.
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I understand. Excuse me.
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Everything is set. Only half
to me and the rest to the men.
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- But they must be bright men.
- Of course.
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I have many in Milan,
but they have a problem.
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- They are too well known.
- Of course.
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- Do you have any?
- Of course I do.
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I have the best.
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You thought you'd trick me, huh?
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Come.
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Watch out. If the usher sees us,
they'll kick me out. I'm on trial.
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Did it start a long time ago?
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- Did you find a job?
- No, but the engagement party
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- will take place anyway.
- The expenses will increase.
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What do the people who see you
knocking at our door think?
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You never let me in.
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- You can see Carmela once engaged.
- I'll get engaged.
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Capannelle, put back the popcorn.
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I haven't eaten in three days.
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See what a nice ceremony?
They are so lovely.
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They make such a nice couple.
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But we are engaged.
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You will be, after the wedding.
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Mom, the others are here!
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Best wishes. A hundred of these days
and much happiness.
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- My homage.
- Much obliged.
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- My duty.
- Did you invite them?
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They would've been offended
if I didn't invite them. Go!
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- It cost me 600 lire.
- A flower?
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No, a fine because I stepped on
the flower beds.
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- Much obliged.
- I bought it.
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It's hot.
You can take your jackets off.
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Thanks. Very kind of you.
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- One moment. You never know.
- You don't trust anyone, huh?
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My sister never found out,
and she must not know
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- about our past activities.
- Yes. We met at Catechism.
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- Put your jacket back on.
- With best wishes
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- on this wonderful day.
- Who invited you?
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You two almost knifed each other,
but then...
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Here she is. The sister is as lovely
as the brother is ugly.
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Please. Put this in the refrigerator
and we'll toast later.
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- Much obliged.
- Delicious.
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- Carmela made them.
- No. I hand made them.
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Young men, let's drink.
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- Let's drink to the last amnesty.
- It's too noisy. Let's go there.
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Come on.
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When did you start your dowry?
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Since 1942, I began when I was four.
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- You're not closing the door?
- It's gone. I used it as a table.
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So...
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- Work is going badly, huh?
- How do you know?
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How do I know?
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I found out you can't even pay
the priest who will marry you.
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Your girlfriend left you
after finding out you had no money.
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- Who told you?
- Word leaked out.
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I don't bother with it.
Supposing it is true, so what?
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We all have a tendency towards
a steady job,
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- but willpower isn't a salary.
- Out with it.
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There's a guy who...
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There's a guy who came from Milan
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to propose a job to me.
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Got that? A job with an alibi,
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all calculated,
all sc- sc- scientific.
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You must stop with this
"sc- sc- scientific" thing.
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You beggar!
Fuck off all three of you.
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Listen to this guy.
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I come to offer a pile of money
and he's sarcastic.
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- How much?
- About four million a head.
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- Are you sure?
- Michele, Mario.
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The guests are waiting
for you to toast.
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We'll be right there.
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- Someone took the bathroom light.
- Forget it.
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Once the agreement was reached,
an auto specialist was needed...
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Since this time the plan of action
will deal with cars,
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we need a car expert.
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Someone who transforms engines.
Did I explain it well enough?
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The mechanic we know
is a fine artist.
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You give him a Topolino car
and he makes it into a truck,
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and makes a truck into a motorbike.
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Yes, but he starts talking about
family problems and doesn't stop.
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He is separated. His wife is dating
Alfredo, a bookshop owner.
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- What is this?
- They argue over their son.
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Did they put up an obstacle?
We aren't at the border here.
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Come on, hurry!
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Here it is.
Your daddy told you it was here.
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Domenico, how much is this
Alfa Romeo jet?
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- 50!
- 30! Put it inside the bag.
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- Is this an aprilia?
- An ardea. It's smaller.
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The aprilia is more pointed
in the back.
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Stop a second.
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See where it's moving? Look.
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Damn you!
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- If we had brought a rifle....
- Dad was it a lark?
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- No, it was a quail.
- So little?
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Not that much. An ardea
is smaller than an aprilia,
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just as a lark
is smaller than a quail.
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Alfredo says birds are kind
and we shouldn't shoot them.
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That's because bookshop owners
are ignorant. Are owls kind?
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An owl is as mean as Alfredo,
but he's even dumber.
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Ugo, some people want you.
The g entlemen passing by.
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- Ugo Nardi, the engine wizard.
- My pleasure.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Cute kid. Look at those eyes.
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- He got them from his dad.
- Nice curls.
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- He got them from his dad.
- And the bump on his forehead?
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- A shoe.
- He got that from his mom.
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Go play. First she does everything
to take him away from me,
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and then she hits him.
You don't know that I'm separated.
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- Yes, I do.
- Everyone knows now.
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Who do you think my mother-in-law
lives with now?
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- With who?
- With me! My wife left
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and my mother-in-law stayed.
If I had money for a lawyer...
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You do. Is four enough?
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Or try directly with the Sacred Rota.
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- Four what?
- Four million.
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- Clara! Bitch!
- It's my turn today to have the boy!
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Leave him alone!
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You'll pay for everything.
I'm writing everything for the trial!
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I'll show you.
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Guys, knock on wood.
She brings bad luck.
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He's coming. Come on, guys!
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Ugo Nardi, the engine wizard.
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My pleasure.
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He is A- A- Angeletti Mario.
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He is Capannelle.
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His appearance isn't too great,
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but behind his forehead
is the intelligence of a fox.
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He is Ferribotte, known as "Silence"
because he doesn't talk much,
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but when he does,
each word is of great importance.
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- There's beer. Help yourselves.
- Drink beer and you'll live to 100.
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- There you go.
- It's very hot here,
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but they don't ask many questions.
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Each keeps his hands to himself
and his tongue between his teeth.
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You all know what it is about,
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but don't know why that football pool
accountant is in cahoots with me.
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A woman is involved.
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"As young as a woman may be,
she is shrewder than the devil."
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It's because of that woman that
the accountant is off his rocker.
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That's how it is...
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Yeah.
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She's a sort of cousin of mine.
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A real cousin.
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I'll introduce you to her.
The girl's word is important. Clear?
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- It's clear.
- She gets a tan naked there.
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Won't she get cold, poor thing?
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It's very hot.
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You must not look.
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Floriana!
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- Yes?
- Come say hello to these friends.
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Right away.
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- You two go back inside.
- Yes.
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Go back inside.
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- Big brain!
- Come on.
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It's as if you've never seen...
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- The wind is starting to blow.
- Thank goodness!
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- What the...?
- The cigarettes?
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We would like an explanation.
Peppe wasn't too clear.
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- What are you saying?
- On that Sunday
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you'll go to Milan
with a nice football fan train
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to watch the Milan-Rome game,
second championship day.
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- I'm a Palermo fan.
- What's that got to do with it?
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- You won't watch the game.
- He's kidding.
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Excuse me, but that thing...
What's it called?
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- Where is the alibi?
- Where is the alibi?
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The alibi is that you guys
will return to Rome
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with the fan club train that left
while you were doing the hit.
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Meaning?
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- Is this a magic trick?
- Are we magic?
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Only the car prepared by Nardi
will be magic.
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I'm following.
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With that car, you must join
the fan club train in Bologna
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- in 1 hour and 50 minutes.
- With only the car?
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Should I assemble it on Capannelle?
Who will give me the car?
237
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:36,000
Buy a used car, do a cost estimate,
I'll take care of it.
238
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:40,625
Excuse me, but shouldn't we
239
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:43,375
take a look at the site of the hit?
240
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,291
- No need.
- No need.
241
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,625
All you need to know
about Milan is here.
242
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,375
Plans, maps and blueprints.
243
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,916
It's all perfectly organized
in every single detail,
244
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,333
by myself and Amedeo,
that accountant over there.
245
00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:03,541
These are the maps
246
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,291
where the streets and itineraries
you will take are marked.
247
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,208
- Here you are. Look there.
- Yes, it's very clear.
248
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:14,041
- No, it's clear like this.
- In fact.
249
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,791
With this material,
the work is easier than Monopoly.
250
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,125
- Right, Floriana?
- I never learned that game
251
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:24,916
- because it's too hard for me.
- Look here.
252
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:29,041
The football pool car leaves
from the main office every Sunday
253
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:33,041
and always takes this route to
the Via Ferrante Aporti tunnel.
254
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,875
At the other opening
you'll be with the truck here.
255
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:39,000
When their car arrives,
it drives in reverse
256
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:42,708
and you'll crash.
It's a child's game.
257
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:45,458
Covered, without traffic.
258
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:49,625
You'll jump to the ground,
tell the accountant to leave the loot.
259
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,958
Right? Right, Floriana?
260
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:57,541
- Yes, yes.
- Say it with a Milan accent.
261
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,875
Does anyone speak it here?
262
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,750
I once did a novices' tournament
in Bergamo.
263
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:07,875
- Let's hear it.
- "Bergamo hura, Bergamo hota."
264
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,875
Sounds good, huh?
265
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:13,583
- It works.
- Floriana, I put him in your hands.
266
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,375
- Give him a couple of lessons.
- All right.
267
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:21,166
Come to me tomorrow morning,
around noon. Be on time.
268
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:24,458
No! I must write a letter.
Come at 7:00 in the evening.
269
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:27,708
If you don't speak with a Milan dialect,
he doesn't understand?
270
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,791
- He's not an idiot like you.
- Be good.
271
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:35,000
I'm an idiot and am happy.
Who says that is a bigger idiot.
272
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:39,041
The words in the Milan dialect
serve to...
273
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,166
That's a good one.
274
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:45,333
- He was saying...
- So if anyone hears you,
275
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:48,125
they don't think you're Roman.
276
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,833
It is part of the alibi.
277
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:55,541
It's the train, the express one
from Pescara of 11:55.
278
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:59,916
In a month it will be electric
and the landlord will raise the rent.
279
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:03,208
Who did that? Filthy pig!
280
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,541
- It's out of gas.
- How much did you put inside?
281
00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,416
Five liters, but there are
too many carburetors.
282
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,291
The engine is fine,
283
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,875
but when we do the hit,
everyone will see our faces.
284
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,500
We thought of that too.
285
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,250
- Holy Mary!
- Wow!
286
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:51,916
- Dracula the vampire.
- Maybe he's better than before.
287
00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,500
- He's more human.
- With this stocking
288
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:58,750
not even your mother
will recognize you.
289
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,166
- Who is it?
- Cold beer for everyone!
290
00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:05,958
- My gosh!
- My features have changed, huh?
291
00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:10,833
Let's go over it again.
292
00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:14,791
Peppe and Mario in the truck,
Sour Foot in this car.
293
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,583
Who will take the third car?
Him or Capannelle?
294
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:21,791
They are both expert drivers,
but the best is Ferribotte.
295
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:33,208
- Delinquent!
- Poor guy. Did you hurt yourself?
296
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:36,458
You're supposed to be the best?
I said, foot on the brake.
297
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:38,791
- I did that.
- It's the accelerator.
298
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,125
The one in the center is the brake
299
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,875
where your leg is swollen
from being kicked!
300
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:50,083
- So now we'll eat bread and soil.
- He'll beat us up. Accelerate.
301
00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:56,625
Slowly, there's the sidewalk.
302
00:24:56,833 --> 00:25:01,833
Brake slowly. Step on the clutch
or the engine will shut off.
303
00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:05,208
- Good. Now take out the key.
- It won't come out.
304
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,416
That is the signal light lever.
305
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:10,833
- Yes, but why did we stop?
- Wait here.
306
00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:41,750
Today is not your day.
307
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,375
I know, but Sunday I'm going hunting.
308
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,291
I'm your dad. You want to put
a meter inside of me?
309
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,250
- Why don't you take me hunting?
- It's big game, wolves.
310
00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:55,083
- You always read. What book was it?
- A book on the life of insects.
311
00:25:55,291 --> 00:26:00,416
What? Learn to kill them.
The kitchen is full of cockroaches.
312
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,708
Give me the wheel. I'll drive.
313
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,541
Let's try again.
314
00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:16,291
I only understood "suitcase."
Between the Milan dialect
315
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,500
and you who talks with
a ball in your mouth, it's a mess.
316
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:23,708
I don't mean to be nosy,
but why can't you say R?
317
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,958
- Are you offended?
- No no.
318
00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:33,333
It was a bombing. I was four years old
and couldn't pronounce R's.
319
00:26:33,541 --> 00:26:35,958
It was like a shock
and I never learned after that.
320
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:39,958
It's no big deal, hardly noticeable.
321
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:44,541
But then, I don't know if it's
noticeable, but I stutter sometimes.
322
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,208
I trip over some words.
323
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:52,208
Especially when I find myself
close to a lovely lady.
324
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:57,208
When sunset approaches,
325
00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:00,000
I feel alone.
326
00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:06,000
My fragile existence is smothered
by a profound nostalgia.
327
00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:12,375
- You don't have a girlfriend?
- I did, but she ran away.
328
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:15,333
"Women are like chestnuts..."
329
00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:19,708
Beautiful outside but rotten
inside." Excluding those present.
330
00:27:19,916 --> 00:27:23,583
She said it was because
I didn't have a job.
331
00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:28,708
Not even people without a record
have steady jobs.
332
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:32,333
A job... Damn it.
333
00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:37,375
It won't end like this.
I'll buy a car 15 meters long.
334
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:40,750
I'll get a white tuxedo,
and go beneath her windows
335
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:43,875
at Pieve di Cadore.
I want her to eat her heart.
336
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:46,125
I will change my life too.
Do you have a match?
337
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,333
- No.
- Amedeo said
338
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:53,375
that he'll have me quit my job
and take me to Venezuela or "Mehico."
339
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:57,916
- You can't pronounce X either?
- No. It's pronounced "Mehico."
340
00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:00,958
It's the only place where
you can marry without divorcing.
341
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:05,250
- Is he married?
- Yes, to a wicked woman.
342
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,291
Give it to me. I'll do it.
343
00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:11,458
Damn it!
344
00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:15,083
We'll smoke later.
345
00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:18,625
- You'll quit? Are you employed?
- Yes.
346
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,750
- Where?
- Dancing Arizona Striptease.
347
00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:23,291
- What?
- Striptease.
348
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,000
Turn around. We'll try again.
349
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,700
"Hands up, give me the suitcase,
come on!"
350
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,299
"Hands up, give me
the su- su- suitcase...
351
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,299
su- su- suitcase..."
352
00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:36,199
"Mo ves, moove, mooves..."
353
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,100
Can this word be changed?
354
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,500
- It's so easy.
- It’s not.
355
00:28:40,908 --> 00:28:42,583
Follow my lip movements.
356
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,375
- You'll never learn like this.
- Wait, I'll help you.
357
00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:54,291
Hold still. You'll ruin my sweater.
358
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:59,000
Well? What's the striptease like?
359
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:02,333
Come here. Show me a little bit.
360
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:06,625
It's something stupid. Give it to me.
Without music, it's useless.
361
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:10,833
Amedeo wrote the words to the song
and they're lovely.
362
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:14,666
Isn't he nice? Give me the top.
363
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:17,458
Damn! Sing a bit of it.
364
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,833
- I care for Amedeo.
- Of course, you're right.
365
00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:35,041
I like you because you understand me.
366
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,666
I met Amedeo in a cafe
with a television.
367
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:42,875
He said he wanted to see the program
and then commit suicide.
368
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:47,583
- Was it Cinelandia?
- Instead, we ate ice cream.
369
00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:49,791
- That's better.
- He had a walnut one.
370
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,416
- Mine was strawberry and chocolate.
- Miss, the phone!
371
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,958
Long distance call from Milan!
It's the accountant!
372
00:29:56,166 --> 00:30:01,625
Damn it! A phone call...
Where are you going? Come here.
373
00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:05,916
Hello? Is it you, darling?
374
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:09,708
Of course I think of you.
I was just talking about you.
375
00:30:09,916 --> 00:30:13,666
I'm leaving now and will be with
you tonight. It's all organized.
376
00:30:13,916 --> 00:30:18,666
We have five very trusted elements.
They are real gentlemen.
377
00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:22,208
Yes, yes. Bye, love.
Bye.
378
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:26,541
- Change of license plate.
- Change of plate done.
379
00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,583
Try again.
380
00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,750
- Okay.
- Great. He's bright.
381
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:38,166
I told you so.
They are boys that I trained.
382
00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:45,541
Tickets for tomorrow's train
round trip. Departure at 1:25 p.m.
383
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:48,333
- Should I keep them?
- Tickets for the game.
384
00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:52,125
- Yes, all right.
- Ten thousand each.
385
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,875
Silk stockings for your face.
386
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:58,916
A watch each,
all set to the same time.
387
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:03,041
They have the means, a rich city...
388
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:06,291
What's that got to do with it?
As far as intelligence goes,
389
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,958
- we are always the best.
- Of course.
390
00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:11,208
There's something else.
391
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:18,125
- Did you see?
- This is so the driver cooperates.
392
00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,333
- Who should use it?
- Peppe.
393
00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:24,625
Is shooting involved?
The next time you propose
394
00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:28,166
- a peaceful job...
- Don't make me nervous.
395
00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:30,708
- I'll slam you up against a wall.
- What?
396
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:35,000
- Stop it!
- If I think about it...
397
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:39,875
Mario is getting married. I want to
take his place in the heist.
398
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:44,041
I have excellent precedents.
I worked with Armandino of Macerata.
399
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,583
This is something else.
Are you my nanny?
400
00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:52,500
- I'm in.
- This doesn't have a firing pin.
401
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,083
It doesn't work.
It's just to scare people.
402
00:31:56,291 --> 00:32:01,083
Your assignment is more delicate.
Come here. You too, Nardi.
403
00:32:01,291 --> 00:32:05,916
This is your car. It's here.
Yours is here.
404
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:09,750
At the set moment, you must leave
together and cause confusion.
405
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,958
You, on one side...
Where is your car?
406
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:14,166
- Here it is.
- And you on the other.
407
00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:16,625
- With matches?
- I gave my boy the car,
408
00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:19,041
or he would've wanted to return
to the bitch.
409
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:22,000
- He means the boy's mother.
- Yes.
410
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:27,708
- Enough. Let's get to work.
- No, I understood. Look.
411
00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:34,250
- The bitch!
- You see?
412
00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:36,750
I should leave my son
in this environment?
413
00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:41,000
We were doing an investigation
for an accident.
414
00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,833
We are the insurance technicians.
415
00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:48,000
- Mr. Martini, Rossi...
- Carpano.
416
00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:50,583
- Come, attorney.
- Madam.
417
00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:53,625
- I was here to settle the situation.
- Enough!
418
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:58,333
- Who was he?
- The attorney.
419
00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:02,250
- Carletto. Carletto, run!
- Carletto, come with Mom.
420
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:04,666
- Carletto!
- I'll report you for kidnapping!
421
00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:08,166
I can't keep him on Sunday
because I have a commitment.
422
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:11,458
- So I moved up my turn!
- You won't move anything up.
423
00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:14,000
- I will!
- Aren't you ashamed
424
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:17,666
- in front of the child?
- Let's take turns with your mom too.
425
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:21,000
Holy Mary gives me the strength,
I will stay with my son-in-law.
426
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:24,333
We aren't married.
We can break up right away.
427
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:27,541
You know I'd never have the heart
to abandon you.
428
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:30,083
I will never go back to my daughter.
429
00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:33,708
I'm Catholic and don't like
her lifestyle.
430
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:37,500
What about his? These four slobs
he associates with.
431
00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:40,958
You offend now?
I'm noting everything for the trial.
432
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:43,750
Did you hear her?
She called you all slobs!
433
00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:51,625
I will note it, four slobs.
And with me, it makes five.
434
00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:59,208
Why don't you believe it?
I'll read the accompanying letter.
435
00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:03,750
"Dear Mr. Mario,
Since you collected and sent us
436
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:08,375
300 caps of Chinotto Sport,
we sent you 2 tickets
437
00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:13,416
for the Milan-Rome game in Milan.
Sincerely yours..."
438
00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,125
- Here. Read it.
- Very funny. I can't read!
439
00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:19,333
- Oh, right!
- You'll pay for the trip,
440
00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,708
and they'll shut off
our electricity and gas here.
441
00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:26,583
- Damn it!
- No. It's the eviction notice.
442
00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:29,083
Oh, right. But we made it, huh?
443
00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:33,333
Shall we bring the coffeemaker?
They make lousy coffee in Milan.
444
00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:37,583
- Where are you going?
- You pulled off my button.
445
00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:40,291
I can't even talk to her?
We are engaged.
446
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,625
Watch out.
Don't try to make bread crumbs.
447
00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:49,958
Carmela, a button came off.
448
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:54,166
Are you offended? Sorry,
but I forgot you didn't go to school.
449
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:59,208
We lived in the country, and
the school was 20 kilometers away.
450
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:01,666
- So only the boys went.
- Why is that?
451
00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:05,375
It isn't proper for a girl to ride
a bike. I learned to make kids.
452
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,958
Kids? What kids?
453
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,708
Kids with a pencil.
Designs for embroidering.
454
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:17,458
- What did you think I meant?
- Would you like kids?
455
00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:21,375
Real ones of course,
in a lovely home all of our own.
456
00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:25,041
How can you?
If you win the football pool?
457
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,958
Who knows! It could be.
458
00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:40,250
- Mario... have you two gone crazy?
- She was sewing a button
459
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:43,625
- that you pulled off.
- I'll pull your ear off!
460
00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:46,125
You're a traitor!
461
00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:49,541
Going to the game with women's
stockings in your pocket? You too?
462
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:51,750
Pig and swine.
Perfect for each other.
463
00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:55,208
See? She fell for it.
Tell her what the stockings are for.
464
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:59,208
- You tell her.
- They are for you, a surprise.
465
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:02,125
I was tired of seeing you
with those nun socks.
466
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:06,291
You would seriously allow me
to wear silk stockings?
467
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:11,375
- We are progressing and...
- Thank you, Mariuzzo.
468
00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:14,208
Don't exaggerate with such intimacy.
469
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,958
- Holler!
- Come on, Rome!
470
00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:33,916
Only one cry, only three words.
Come on, Rome!
471
00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:49,083
Look who is here!
472
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,000
Stupid. We don't know each other.
Be quiet.
473
00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:56,000
If we don't know each other,
why are you punching me?
474
00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:58,583
The mob head! Nardecchia!
475
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:10,583
Eight hours later,
at the Milan station...
476
00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:15,291
Come on, Rome!
477
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,208
I'll send a car to pick you up.
It's all planned.
478
00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:29,291
All planned. Wait for it there.
479
00:37:37,416 --> 00:37:39,333
What did I do? Who are you?
480
00:37:39,541 --> 00:37:43,750
It's for that wallet stolen from
a tourist on the Milan-Rome train.
481
00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:47,333
No. There's been a mistake.
I didn't do it!
482
00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:50,833
I didn't do anything!
I swear on my family!
483
00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:53,833
- Go on!
- My shoe came off.
484
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:57,458
- It's a good shoe.
- Get inside!
485
00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:12,166
Ugo is coming tomorrow morning
with the car. He knows nothing.
486
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:17,666
You want to throw away a gold mine?
487
00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:21,291
There's an express train for Rome at
11:45 p.m. but there's an extra fee.
488
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,041
- Excuse me.
- Then there's another one...
489
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:28,125
It would've been better for my mom
to drown me. I wouldn't have met you.
490
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:31,541
I'm really fed up!
491
00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:34,708
I can't stand this
disgusting life anymore.
492
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:39,666
Since I was born, I swallowed
more hardships than soup.
493
00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:44,958
How can I say it? It's all prepared,
all sc- sc- sc- scientific.
494
00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:47,166
We even got rid of the exploiter.
495
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:51,833
That wise guy would've eaten it all
and left us the crumbs.
496
00:38:52,041 --> 00:38:55,041
If he was a wise guy he wouldn't
have been caught for a wallet.
497
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,041
So much more reason, right?
498
00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:02,708
Do you think he thought up
the heist?
499
00:39:03,791 --> 00:39:05,791
That good man, the accountant...
500
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,666
Listen to me, guys.
You won't regr-
501
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:12,875
- Regret it...
- Yeah, sure!
502
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:15,500
- You understood.
- But we don't know Milan.
503
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:18,708
- I did my military service there.
- During the Five Days period!
504
00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:24,083
- Where is this accountant?
- Am I a blind cat like you?
505
00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:27,875
I was not born yesterday?
Did you forget Floriana?
506
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:30,666
She is the brain of the gang.
507
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:06,000
Good evening, gentlemen.
508
00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:09,375
Did you reserve a table?
509
00:40:14,908 --> 00:40:16,375
I can't say the R but
510
00:40:16,908 --> 00:40:18,775
I have so many other things
511
00:40:18,908 --> 00:40:20,575
I know that-that they like me
512
00:40:20,908 --> 00:40:24,275
And for a great love
I go hunt-ti-ti-ting
513
00:40:24,808 --> 00:40:28,175
Whether you give me your heart
or a fur co-co-coat
514
00:40:28,808 --> 00:40:31,075
I can't say the R but I'll explain
515
00:40:31,308 --> 00:40:34,175
You'll see everything she's got-got
516
00:40:34,408 --> 00:40:36,575
I know how to marry you
517
00:40:36,908 --> 00:40:38,575
The verb is to love
518
00:40:38,808 --> 00:40:39,975
Without the R
519
00:40:40,308 --> 00:40:42,275
But with something more
520
00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:45,250
Would you like to sit down?
521
00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:50,250
And when it's time
522
00:40:50,650 --> 00:40:52,050
I don't worry-ry-ry
523
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,750
I speak like Marilyn Monroe
524
00:40:55,108 --> 00:40:57,975
You'll see everything she's got-got
525
00:41:25,808 --> 00:41:27,975
I know how to marry you
526
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,975
The verb is to love
527
00:41:30,408 --> 00:41:31,675
Without the R
528
00:41:31,808 --> 00:41:33,675
But with something more
529
00:41:34,008 --> 00:41:35,675
I can't say the R but
530
00:41:36,408 --> 00:41:37,975
I'm like a brilliant star
531
00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:39,575
That shines-nes-nes
532
00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:41,875
And when it's time
533
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,775
I don't worry-ry-ry
534
00:41:44,408 --> 00:41:46,975
I speak like Marilyn Monroe
535
00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:51,416
You must pay to watch.
This isn't an amusement park.
536
00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:54,975
I speak like Marilyn Monroe
537
00:41:56,908 --> 00:41:58,675
Speak like Marilyn Monroe
538
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:16,666
The Spaniards on stage.
Come on, Pedro and Carmen!
539
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:19,791
Why are you yelling?
We've been ready for a half-hour.
540
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,166
Come on, wake up!
541
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,375
- What are you doing here?
- Push it up.
542
00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:38,916
- They arrested the Milanese guy.
- As soon as he got off the train.
543
00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:42,583
Oh, damn, he got caught!
Poor me. Goodbye money.
544
00:42:42,791 --> 00:42:45,916
- We thought...
- I lent my cousin
545
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:49,541
almost 100,000 lire for this deal.
546
00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:55,083
- Was it your money?
- Yes. I want to do the hit anyway.
547
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:58,708
- She's right.
- Yes.
548
00:42:58,916 --> 00:43:01,958
All right, but what will we do
about the accountant?
549
00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:06,666
Let me handle it.
He'll pick me up now and I'll explain.
550
00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:10,083
- You follow us without being seen.
- Why without being seen?
551
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:14,375
Because Amedeo is very cautious
and only wants contact with me.
552
00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:19,541
- Wait for me to get dressed.
- All right, go ahead.
553
00:43:23,875 --> 00:43:27,750
- Hi, kitten. How are you?
- I didn't sleep last night, either.
554
00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:30,708
- How will it go tomorrow?
- Just fine.
555
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:34,083
I read my horoscope. A happy day
tomorrow with friends, a long trip.
556
00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:37,166
It reminds me of the day
before exams.
557
00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:41,250
My wife dyed her hair by herself
and it didn't come out well.
558
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:46,416
She says it's my fault because
I don't give her beauty parlor money.
559
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:51,833
My poor kitten. Don't be upset.
It'll all be over soon.
560
00:43:56,125 --> 00:44:00,708
Four of us are too conspicuous.
You two wait in the square...
561
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:04,208
- What squares are there in Milan?
- I don't know.
562
00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:07,041
In my days there was
the Duomo Square.
563
00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:11,333
All right. If it's still there,
it's where we'll meet. Let's go.
564
00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:15,625
Be careful that
he doesn't go in a restaurant,
565
00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:18,208
eat, and not pay.
Let's go.
566
00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:22,791
Who are these Romans?
I never trusted Romans much.
567
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,333
They just make us pay taxes
and we support them.
568
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:31,833
Luckily, there's your cousin Virgilio.
He is very bright.
569
00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:35,000
- Right?
- But I must tell you something.
570
00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:39,000
I realized right away that
he's shrewd, determined, bright.
571
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:43,208
If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't
have accepted. Want a mint?
572
00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:47,166
No? I do. I'm so nervous,
and not even a cigarette.
573
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:49,708
Maybe I got this ulcer
for all my worries.
574
00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:53,958
Look at how many stars. Let's choose
one that'll bring us good luck.
575
00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:56,916
That one?
On the right of the Big Dipper?
576
00:44:57,125 --> 00:45:00,000
The lovers' star,
near that sort of handle.
577
00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,333
- Oh, yes.
- Do you like it?
578
00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:04,833
- Cute.
- I'll give it to you.
579
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:08,250
- Thank you.
- It'll take us far - South America.
580
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:11,458
- Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico.
- "Mehico!"
581
00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:14,458
Yes. Did you ask the South American
orchestra guys for news?
582
00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:18,125
They're from Gallarate, except for
the drummer. He's from Codogno.
583
00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:21,208
Two men are following us.
584
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:25,958
- Five! Six!
- Two! Eight!
585
00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:31,500
- They're just two bums.
- I'm so afraid.
586
00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:35,083
- It will be awful tonight too.
- Take a sleeping pill.
587
00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:38,166
A body sleeps seven hours,
A pig sleeps eight hours,
588
00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:42,000
a spinster sleeps nine, a lovely woman
sleeps ten. I sleep ten hours.
589
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:44,833
- One!
- Three!
590
00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:47,666
- Well?
- Five!
591
00:45:47,916 --> 00:45:51,208
- Bye. Remember to be brave.
- Yes.
592
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,583
- The future is ours.
- Yes.
593
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:03,750
It's done.
Amedeo agrees on everything.
594
00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:07,583
- He doesn't care about my cousin.
- Thank goodness. Let's go.
595
00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:29,000
- What is it? You're not pleased?
- No, dear. It's fine.
596
00:46:32,941 --> 00:46:36,690
The next morning
Sour Foot arrives...
597
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,708
Guys, I have a custom-made alibi.
598
00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:46,708
Officially I was hunting at Magliana
with Mimmo and Vincenzo.
599
00:46:46,916 --> 00:46:49,916
- They're really great.
- I went to bed at 9:00 last night.
600
00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:54,833
Everyone saw me. At 9:10
I was on the road, and here I am.
601
00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:07,625
Careful, young men.
I'll recapitulate everything.
602
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:12,791
Sour Foot, you wait for the car with
the money outside the football pool.
603
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:18,500
When it leaves, you drive
in front of it, take the tunnel,
604
00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:21,333
and signal to us.
We will be out here waiting.
605
00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:25,083
Then go park in the corner.
The crash is here.
606
00:47:25,291 --> 00:47:28,666
Sour Foot, you turn right
and then stop here.
607
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:32,375
There, right here.
Stay there and wait for me.
608
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:35,291
- All right.
- With your engine turned on.
609
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,833
Sure. They give me free gas.
610
00:47:38,041 --> 00:47:40,333
- Ferribotte, listen to me.
- Yes, sir.
611
00:47:40,541 --> 00:47:44,833
When you hear the crash,
start the engine and get moving.
612
00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:49,041
With the loot, I will jump
inside your car and go that way.
613
00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:52,583
While Mario will get in this car
and leave this way.
614
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:56,250
- Did I make that clear?
- I won't do anything? I'm the oldest.
615
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,250
Right.
616
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:01,750
- Why are we taking him with us?
- Damn!
617
00:48:03,208 --> 00:48:06,833
You'll be a lookout for Ferribotte
who will steal the second car.
618
00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:10,208
You'll do so when
the football pool car arrives.
619
00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:13,041
You'll take off your hat as a signal.
Is that clear?
620
00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:16,333
While Mario and I
will try to get the truck.
621
00:48:16,541 --> 00:48:19,708
Let's try escaping.
Come on, Ugo.
622
00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:24,500
- This is no good!
- I was up all night.
623
00:48:24,708 --> 00:48:27,250
Come on! Don't sleep.
624
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:31,375
At the next tunnel on the right
you are safe. Accelerate.
625
00:48:33,291 --> 00:48:37,750
- Are you crazy? It isn't a garage.
- Think if it happens today.
626
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:41,791
"Go, Sour Foot!"
I could stick the foot in your face!
627
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,916
- You never do the right thing.
- It's written here.
628
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:48,125
Come on, full speed ahead.
629
00:49:23,791 --> 00:49:26,333
Scoundrels! Delinquents!
630
00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:29,625
Watch out!
631
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:37,250
Thief! Stop!
632
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,541
Bastard!
633
00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:51,791
5:51 p.m. Right now Sour Foot is
a lookout at the football pool.
634
00:50:09,666 --> 00:50:14,916
78, 79 and 80 million.
635
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,875
Eighty.
Accountant, are you sleeping?
636
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:25,958
- Can you count it? It's 80.
- Yes, all right.
637
00:50:26,166 --> 00:50:29,583
I'm out here with the car.
638
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:31,083
Thank you.
639
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:42,041
- Will you take it to the manager?
- Yes, I'll take care of it.
640
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,416
Hurry, or the bank people
will protest.
641
00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:02,458
- That’s my jacket.
- Excuse me. They’re identical.
642
00:51:07,583 --> 00:51:09,416
Give it to me.
643
00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:27,625
You can't stay here.
It's a no parking area.
644
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:31,708
I was falling asleep.
I wanted to rest a bit.
645
00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:37,958
I'll leave right away.
Thank you. Very kind of you.
646
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:42,125
- You're driving on the sidewalk?
- I forgot the steering lock.
647
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:17,625
Train thief arrested
at the railway station
648
00:52:28,916 --> 00:52:31,333
Let's take the overpass.
649
00:52:31,541 --> 00:52:33,791
- It's longer.
- We'll avoid the traffic lights.
650
00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:47,458
It's become worse than Naples here.
651
00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:54,416
Who leaves the old road for a new one
and doesn't know what he'll find.
652
00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,666
You should know it.
653
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:28,875
Hands up. Hands up!
654
00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:31,333
Give me the suitcase.
655
00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,958
6:04.
656
00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:12,083
St- St- St- Start the engine.
657
00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:17,166
- Engine started.
- Silk stockings.
658
00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:22,916
I forgot them.
I brought two bandanas.
659
00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:25,500
- Here.
- Damn it!
660
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:29,125
I don't believe it. It's even filthy.
661
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:43,000
This is it.
662
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:50,000
One, two, three, four,
663
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,708
five...
664
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,625
- Six.
- No, ten.
665
00:54:57,791 --> 00:55:01,458
- Go!
- It won't move! It won't move!
666
00:55:02,916 --> 00:55:05,541
The hand brake! Damn it!
667
00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:07,125
Go!
668
00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:17,458
My gosh, what a crash!
669
00:55:17,708 --> 00:55:21,875
- Oh, God!
- Damn it the hell!
670
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:25,083
- Who gave you a license?
- Run!
671
00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:28,083
It's not my fault. They are injured!
672
00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:30,916
It's a trick! They are robbers!
673
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:35,916
- I'll take you to the hospital.
- Oh, God, damn it!
674
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:39,708
- Come here!
- Come this way. Let's go!
675
00:55:39,958 --> 00:55:42,791
- Where are you going?
- Let me get in.
676
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,833
Come back! Come back!
677
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,250
- Take me to the police station.
- Yes sir, right away.
678
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:55,416
- What a mess! Hurry!
- They ruined me!
679
00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:02,416
Did you see? It's not my fault.
They cut off the road.
680
00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:21,833
Where are you taking me?
Who are you?
681
00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:29,833
- Where does he come from?
- I caught him.
682
00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:32,625
- The money!
- Take it, but have pity on me.
683
00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:36,583
- Hold still!
- Injure me, even just a little!
684
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:40,583
- You're a boxer. Fix him up.
- Yes. Peppe!
685
00:56:40,791 --> 00:56:45,750
- Did you leave him there?
- We lost the boss.
686
00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:48,375
- My gosh!
- Is it empty?
687
00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:54,541
- Holy Mary!
- Oh, my God!
688
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:01,333
- How much is it?
- It's 80 million.
689
00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:04,083
- Please, hit me!
- Be quiet.
690
00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:07,583
I have a family.
Hit me, or they'll arrest me.
691
00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:10,125
- What do you care?
- I’m ruined.
692
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,333
Hurry! They've surely
called the police.
693
00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:14,958
- I’m a ruined man.
- Who gives a damn!
694
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:18,500
Sour Foot, get behind the wheel!
They've surely called the police.
695
00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:21,333
Sour Foot at the wheel.
696
00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:26,583
- Sour Foot at the wheel.
- Hit me, or I'll report you!
697
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:30,750
I'll say we were in cahoots!
I'll report you!
698
00:57:32,458 --> 00:57:34,833
Oh, God, what a blow!
699
00:58:02,041 --> 00:58:06,958
Yes sir, a black 1100. Yes sir.
700
00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:11,708
Pelagatta, a robbery. A black 1100
with a Milan license plate.
701
00:58:11,916 --> 00:58:13,958
One just drove by.
702
00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:29,458
- Are they coming?
- No no.
703
00:58:29,666 --> 00:58:32,458
Damn it! Guys, be on the alert!
704
00:58:32,666 --> 00:58:36,458
- I am, but I don't see them.
- We must find the place.
705
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:42,583
Slow down. Turn left there!
706
00:58:52,541 --> 00:58:55,750
Go on! Hurry!
707
00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:59,166
Come on, Sour Foot!
708
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:02,625
- Here.
- I don't have nails.
709
00:59:19,958 --> 00:59:22,375
Hurry, they're coming.
710
00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:26,500
Hurry! Come on!
711
00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:28,916
Get inside!
712
00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:32,791
- Hurry! Get in!
- Inside!
713
00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:39,125
- Hey! The license plate!
- The license plate.
714
00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:42,958
- License plate change done.
- Let's go!
715
00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:53,916
Slow down a bit.
716
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:01,708
Go on.
717
01:00:21,041 --> 01:00:23,583
I hope I didn't hurt the accountant.
718
01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:26,041
What do you care? Where's Peppe?
719
01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:29,000
The train for Rome
left eight minutes ago.
720
01:00:29,208 --> 01:00:32,083
Peppe surely caught it.
721
01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:37,875
Ugo, speed up.
We must get to Bologna.
722
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:43,625
He is sleeping!
723
01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:45,958
Wake up, Sour Foot! Wake up!
724
01:00:46,166 --> 01:00:50,083
Throw in the extra carburetors.
725
01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:55,791
Talk to me, or I'll fall asleep.
Talk, sing...
726
01:00:56,041 --> 01:00:59,958
Yours, only yours...
727
01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:02,625
- Yours...
- And your granddad's!
728
01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,541
Sour Foot, three minutes.
729
01:01:19,958 --> 01:01:21,958
The traffic light!
730
01:01:25,541 --> 01:01:27,750
- Which one?
- Forget it!
731
01:01:27,958 --> 01:01:32,541
- He can't go to Rome by himself.
- Just take us to the Bologna station.
732
01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:41,083
- Hurry! It's leaving!
- Quickly, idiot!
733
01:01:41,291 --> 01:01:45,208
Must I always rush on an empty
stomach? We never eat.
734
01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:48,791
The sandwich we had
at the station cafe was good.
735
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,125
What sandwich?
736
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,625
Meanwhile in Milan...
737
01:02:17,041 --> 01:02:20,041
- Who is it?
- It's me.
738
01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:23,708
- Did you fall off the train?
- Oh, God!
739
01:02:23,916 --> 01:02:28,916
Why aren't you with your friends?
What happened to you?
740
01:02:29,125 --> 01:02:31,375
My gosh!
741
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,375
What a mess!
742
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,875
What are you doing?
You're in my home in Milan!
743
01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:48,875
- Sit down here.
- Let me sit down.
744
01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:52,291
Don't make me fall anymore.
The bed...
745
01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:55,916
What did you do?
Why are you still in Milan?
746
01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:59,708
Those four bastards left me
by myself.
747
01:02:59,916 --> 01:03:03,625
What is it?
Get your hand out of there.
748
01:03:03,833 --> 01:03:07,000
I ran away. I started running.
749
01:03:07,208 --> 01:03:09,750
My gosh, how much I ran!
750
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:13,750
I slipped inside the garbage chute
of a building.
751
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:16,875
They have great customs in Milan.
752
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:21,916
They throw all the garbage in a hole
on top of me. What slobs!
753
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:27,916
I was in there five hours
with cockroaches, rats...
754
01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:30,500
What a day!
755
01:03:30,708 --> 01:03:33,666
What happened?
What did the radio say?
756
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:38,875
Amedeo is in the hospital with a bump
on his head. Looks like a Martian.
757
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:42,333
I went to see him, but he sent me
away. "Get lost, bitch!"
758
01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:45,083
"I only love my wife!"
He looked like a madman.
759
01:03:45,291 --> 01:03:48,583
- Why is his head injured?
- Your friends did it
760
01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:51,958
when they took the suitcase
with the eighty million.
761
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:53,791
Poor guy!
762
01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,791
Eighty million?
763
01:03:59,041 --> 01:04:01,125
Floriana, so they made it!
764
01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:05,958
Of course.
I had set up a mechanism
765
01:04:06,166 --> 01:04:09,958
that was like clockwork.
It worked even without me.
766
01:04:10,166 --> 01:04:14,333
Wow, Floriana! We're riding high!
767
01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:17,791
We are rich! Oh, my back!
768
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:23,000
We have a mountain of bills
with Dante's profile.
769
01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:27,583
You smell like garbage.
I'll make a nice bath for you.
770
01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:34,250
- Shall I carry the suitcase, sir?
- No!
771
01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:40,791
Oh, heck! Where can he be?
772
01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:45,041
I searched the whole train.
Peppe isn't here.
773
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:49,083
We thought we'd made it,
but maybe they arrested him.
774
01:04:49,291 --> 01:04:54,125
They'll catch us all.
I won't go around with the suitcase.
775
01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:57,125
Let's put it in the baggage storage
for the time being.
776
01:04:57,333 --> 01:04:59,958
- Simple, but brilliant idea.
- Yes.
777
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:09,000
"The savage assault
in Via Ferrante Aporti."
778
01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:13,500
"A big award to the football pool
accountant injured by robbers."
779
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:17,208
Here he is, the hero,
a victim of duty.
780
01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:21,458
That whimpering bastard!
He even got an award.
781
01:05:21,666 --> 01:05:23,666
What do you care?
782
01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:27,625
Thank heavens that he didn't talk.
783
01:05:27,833 --> 01:05:30,666
I'm afraid of Peppe.
Where is he? What's he doing?
784
01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:32,958
Nothing is written in the paper.
785
01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:37,375
If they caught him,
it wouldn't be in the papers.
786
01:05:37,583 --> 01:05:41,291
Anyway, Peppe won't talk.
He is strong and courageous.
787
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:45,000
On the ring, he laid on the floor
with the first hit, and never got up.
788
01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:49,208
He will surely talk
and get us all in trouble.
789
01:05:49,416 --> 01:05:50,775
What do you want to do?
790
01:05:51,916 --> 01:05:53,875
Open up! Police!
791
01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:57,125
- Police!
- Oh, God! Go, guys!
792
01:06:03,416 --> 01:06:06,708
- Damn you!
- Get lost!
793
01:06:06,916 --> 01:06:10,708
- Filthy swindler!
- What an imbecile!
794
01:06:10,916 --> 01:06:14,625
You got scared, didn't you?
What bastards!
795
01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:18,583
- Come in, beautiful!
- Hello, guys.
796
01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:21,583
Capannelle had a stroke again.
797
01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:26,291
Guys, don't play such jokes.
What the heck!
798
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:30,500
- I haven't eaten since Sunday.
- Come on, mama's boy.
799
01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:33,791
- Cheers!
- To health!
800
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,666
With this wine
we toast to our Peppe.
801
01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:41,791
With this wine in big glasses,
we toast to our millions!
802
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,958
- Thank goodness!
- With this refined wine
803
01:06:46,166 --> 01:06:48,250
we toast to this receipt.
804
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:52,791
- We'll go to the station...
- To get back our big suitcase.
805
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,250
- Right!
- Peppe, watch out for the receipt.
806
01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:59,791
Yours! As of tomorrow, new life.
807
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,791
I'll go to the Lawyers' Association
and find out the best one.
808
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,916
"How much do you want? One million?
Two million? Three million?"
809
01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:10,208
As long as we destroy that bitch.
How much do we each get?
810
01:07:10,416 --> 01:07:13,375
How much is eighty divided by six?
810
01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:16,416
- Six goes into eighty...
- It does, it does.
811
01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:20,291
- Of course it does!
- With two left over...
812
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:23,500
- Put the two here.
- No, here.
813
01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:27,000
- Right.
- They don't talk about it anymore.
814
01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:31,708
With that fake move, everyone thinks
the robbers are in Switzerland.
815
01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:33,708
Nothing.
816
01:07:33,916 --> 01:07:36,666
"Khrushchev holds out a hand
and winks."
817
01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:41,083
"Bibi is expecting a baby."
What does that mean?
818
01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:44,583
"They're Roman, not Milanese."
819
01:07:44,791 --> 01:07:49,041
"The honorable Moro's speech.
Phone fees are increasing..."
820
01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:53,625
Damn you! "They are Roman and
not Milanese." Did you read below?
821
01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:57,291
"The football pool driver
stated last night
822
01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:01,333
that he distinctly heard
823
01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:04,000
phrases in a Roman dialect
824
01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:09,250
said by one of the assailants,
a young, tall, handsome man.
825
01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:12,125
So the investigation
is moving to the Capital."
826
01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:14,333
We are screwed.
827
01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:28,291
Take a look.
828
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:33,708
Who am I?
829
01:08:36,666 --> 01:08:38,291
There he is.
830
01:08:39,541 --> 01:08:42,750
Take a look. Do I look good?
831
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:47,041
- I think...
- Be quiet.
832
01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:54,916
- Who is it?
- Friends.
833
01:08:55,916 --> 01:09:00,291
- Come. Why is your voice different?
- Why did you change it?
834
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,500
Things are getting worse here.
835
01:09:02,708 --> 01:09:05,375
A witness saw one of the robbers
836
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:09,458
wearing horse riding pants.
You know I only have these.
837
01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:12,791
Idiot! You go around like this!
838
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,416
- Like Rugantino. Be serious.
- No, sporty.
839
01:09:16,625 --> 01:09:19,250
Wait. Come here.
840
01:09:19,916 --> 01:09:23,958
Here. Put these on and disappear.
We must not be seen together.
841
01:09:24,166 --> 01:09:28,250
Understand?
They never saw us together!
842
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:32,000
Caution! Caution! Caution!
Damn you!
843
01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:35,666
- There's a hole in the back.
- That's why I gave them to you.
844
01:09:35,875 --> 01:09:37,875
Damn you, go on!
845
01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:44,750
You only know how to cook eggs?
What a great cook!
846
01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,416
Forget it.
847
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:53,375
You have another mission in life.
848
01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:60,375
One particular detail -
Unparted black wavy hair
849
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:09,375
- Michele, it's ready.
- Coming.
850
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:13,250
It's hot, so I made a light sauce.
851
01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:16,125
Garlic, sausage, pepper,
cheese, sardines...
852
01:10:16,333 --> 01:10:20,166
- What did you do?
- A livelier hair style.
853
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:24,666
In fact, neither of you are lively.
You two look dreary.
854
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:27,166
- Dreary?
- No, come on!
855
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,125
- Who is it?
- Police.
856
01:10:41,916 --> 01:10:44,500
It's our friend
playing a trick on us.
857
01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:47,708
Peppe, don't be an idiot.
858
01:10:49,625 --> 01:10:52,041
Nicosia Michele.
859
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,875
Angeletti Mario is here too.
We saved a trip.
860
01:10:57,083 --> 01:11:00,166
- What did I do?
- Come with us to the station.
861
01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:03,041
- Don't push!
- Carmela, don't be upset.
862
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:06,750
It's for some information.
I applied for a fishing license!
863
01:11:10,791 --> 01:11:14,625
- What did I do? I'm a citizen.
- Come on!
864
01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:18,166
What anti-Democratic behavior!
865
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:22,291
- The Milan robbery guys?
- In there, room number 7.
866
01:11:22,541 --> 01:11:25,500
Robbery? I know nothing about it!
867
01:11:25,708 --> 01:11:29,000
- Damn it!
- Hi. Now we're all here.
868
01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:33,500
Each time an ugly crime takes place,
they always call us.
869
01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:40,000
The press talks about everything
except amnesty.
870
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:44,583
- What do they care?
- They should be careful.
871
01:11:45,916 --> 01:11:48,125
- Di- Di- Did you come out?
- Yes.
872
01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:50,083
- Now you'll go back in.
- What?
873
01:11:50,291 --> 01:11:52,000
You'll see.
874
01:12:22,833 --> 01:12:25,500
Well? How did it go?
875
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:29,916
Things are looking bad.
We must remain at their disposal.
876
01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:31,791
Actually...
877
01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,541
Damn it!
878
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,708
They called in everyone
except for Sour Foot.
879
01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:42,166
- He will be saved.
- Capannelle? What did he do?
880
01:12:42,375 --> 01:12:46,333
He's downstairs with a marshal
who came from Milan. Be careful.
881
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:01,041
What are you looking at?
Mind your own business.
882
01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:10,208
Thanks.
883
01:13:13,958 --> 01:13:17,375
At your age you go to Milan
to see a football game, huh?
884
01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:20,208
I've always been a sports guy.
885
01:13:20,416 --> 01:13:23,791
You're the one who always goes
inside restaurants,
886
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:29,000
eats well and doesn't have money
to pay the bill.
887
01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:33,041
- You've 11 convictions for that.
- More or less.
888
01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:35,875
But you found money to go to Milan.
889
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:40,416
In fact, I found the money
on the ground.
890
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:43,875
- In an envelope.
- You can go for now.
891
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:46,125
Thank you, marshal.
892
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:50,458
- Storti. Where were you Sunday?
- Ask Father Evaristo Bedoni.
893
01:13:50,666 --> 01:13:53,500
I was at my niece's
First Holy Communion.
894
01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:57,666
You always go to Communions.
You are a fervent believer.
895
01:13:57,875 --> 01:14:01,916
Yes. It's you who doesn't believe
what I say.
896
01:14:04,041 --> 01:14:06,208
Baiocchi Giuseppe, former boxer.
897
01:14:06,416 --> 01:14:10,875
I was in Milan on Sunday
for the game.
898
01:14:11,083 --> 01:14:13,958
- As always, go Rome!
- This makes 12 offenders
899
01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:16,041
who were at the game.
900
01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:20,666
Excuse me. Only 12
out of almost a 1,000 Rome fans
901
01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:23,083
is an irrelevant number
of offenders.
902
01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:27,416
- The Lazio team has many more.
- So you were at the game.
903
01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:29,708
Of course I was at the game.
904
01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:33,458
Look. My stadium ticket,
905
01:14:33,666 --> 01:14:37,166
my Rome-Milan return trip ticket.
It's all clear.
906
01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:41,750
- Did you see the whole game?
- Of course.
907
01:14:41,958 --> 01:14:44,666
- I saw it all.
- Tell me what happened
908
01:14:44,875 --> 01:14:46,958
at the 41st minute of
the second half.
909
01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:53,958
At the 41st minute, Altafini,
known as Mazzola, received the ball
910
01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:58,166
from a speedy Danova,
ran past Bernardin
911
01:14:58,375 --> 01:15:03,333
and did a direct left foot kick
that rocketed inside the poles.
912
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,791
Nothing do- doing for Panetti.
913
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:11,500
- Referee?
- Referee?
914
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:15,375
He was impartial, but irritable.
Mr. Baralla from Livorno,
915
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:19,208
about 75,000 spectators,
despite cloudy skies
916
01:15:19,416 --> 01:15:22,750
but with no rain showers
that seemed to be
917
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:26,291
- threatening overhead.
- Great memory!
918
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:30,166
- I've always had this gift.
- One that liars have too. Go on.
919
01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:34,125
- Why?
- Thanks and goodbye.
920
01:15:34,333 --> 01:15:37,458
How strange that he
and another three
921
01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:41,291
kept their stadium
and train tickets,
922
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:44,041
and have witnesses on the train.
Isn't it a bit much?
923
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:48,041
But the robbers were seen
going towards Switzerland.
924
01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:50,625
They couldn't have caught
the fan club train.
925
01:15:50,833 --> 01:15:55,666
I know, but I'd keep an eye
on these men. Come, boys.
926
01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:59,458
Cerioni Otello, innocent.
927
01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:04,250
Just a moment.
Sour Foot, the phone.
928
01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:07,625
Did they say who it is?
929
01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:10,458
- Hello? Who is this?
- Panther, over and out.
930
01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:14,833
- You're not saying anything?
- Wait... Damn it!
931
01:16:15,041 --> 01:16:17,583
Watch out.
We're in the firing range.
932
01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:20,208
I heard Storti say
that he was in Manziana
933
01:16:20,416 --> 01:16:23,708
for his niece's Communion,
he didn't go hunting.
934
01:16:23,916 --> 01:16:27,125
- Your alibi collapsed.
- What'll I do now?
935
01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:31,416
Find a real alibi with a person
who doesn't have a record. Pay him.
936
01:16:31,625 --> 01:16:35,125
If you need money,
sell the ca- ca- car.
937
01:16:35,375 --> 01:16:36,758
Who'll I sell it to? The pope?
938
01:16:36,995 --> 01:16:37,758
Over and out.
939
01:16:43,583 --> 01:16:47,375
They took it away. The Milanese
had just given a down payment.
940
01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:50,125
Hello? Hello?
941
01:16:51,083 --> 01:16:53,250
Goodbye, madam.
942
01:16:53,458 --> 01:16:55,458
My gosh!
943
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:05,125
Sour Foot, the cup!
944
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:07,333
He's out of it.
945
01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:23,708
- What happened?
- We must have a man to man talk.
946
01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:25,916
What happened?
947
01:17:27,541 --> 01:17:31,791
Alfredo, last Sunday
I was with you all day.
948
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,500
- What did you do?
- Don't ask me questions.
949
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:37,208
They'll ask me many tomorrow
at the police station.
950
01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:42,333
- I am a man, you are a man...
- All right, we are men.
951
01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:47,708
- Why do you come to me?
- Because you don't have a record.
952
01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:50,916
I looked in all of Rome.
You're the only one.
953
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:53,625
You're honest. You're a man...
954
01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:57,916
Should I say you're a woman?
Damn me, damn!
955
01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:02,500
Where did I get this?
956
01:18:02,708 --> 01:18:05,500
Sunday I went to the Etruscan Museum
at Villa Giulia.
957
01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:09,000
- They'll believe you? At a museum?
- Why? Won't they let me in?
958
01:18:09,208 --> 01:18:11,833
I've gotten a desire
for learning all of a sudden.
959
01:18:12,041 --> 01:18:16,791
- Then I'll ask you for a favor too.
- Of course. If I can...
960
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,791
- It's for Carletto.
- What's he have to do with it?
961
01:18:22,041 --> 01:18:26,125
Carletto is intelligent,
but he needs a suitable education.
962
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:30,000
You should leave him with me
every Sunday.
963
01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:32,750
- Every Sunday?
- I will teach him many things.
964
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:36,708
There's a French lace exhibition
at Palazzo delle Esposizioni.
965
01:18:36,916 --> 01:18:40,250
There's one on international
dolls at Palazzo Venezia.
966
01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:45,250
Laces and dolls.
You want this kid to become...
967
01:18:46,083 --> 01:18:50,708
See how material you are?
Will he grow up well with you?
968
01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:53,333
Anyway, take it or leave it.
969
01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:58,708
- Tell me the truth.
- What?
970
01:18:58,916 --> 01:19:02,500
Is Carletto my son or...
971
01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:08,083
If I was a bastard like you, with
these doubts, I'd leave you in doubt.
972
01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:12,375
In fact, I'd say that he's my son.
Go away. I'm busy.
973
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,125
All right. As you wish.
974
01:19:22,708 --> 01:19:25,125
Take him to see the laces.
975
01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:28,333
It's better than having
a father in prison.
976
01:19:33,083 --> 01:19:36,083
Ugo, what are you doing?
977
01:19:36,291 --> 01:19:39,625
You speak of men...
Is this what men do?
978
01:19:39,833 --> 01:19:42,000
Don't be silly.
979
01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:47,375
I even took a teaspoon.
980
01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:52,708
I'm innocent, I swear.
981
01:19:52,916 --> 01:19:58,291
I'm innocent,
a victim of circumstances.
982
01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:06,041
No torture, no!
983
01:20:09,041 --> 01:20:13,083
- Carmela, what do you want?
- White melon and black conscience.
984
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,250
- You toss and turn all night.
- You are stubborn.
985
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:20,083
I told you that it is
a judiciary mistake
986
01:20:20,291 --> 01:20:24,625
that coincides with our trip
to Milan. I swear it.
987
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:28,666
On our mother's ashes?
988
01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:31,750
Why mix sacred and profane?
989
01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:34,708
I'm your older brother
and you must believe me.
990
01:20:34,916 --> 01:20:37,791
I'm serene and peaceful.
991
01:20:42,541 --> 01:20:45,250
Where are you going?
It's the water faucet.
992
01:20:46,208 --> 01:20:47,750
Traitor!
993
01:20:49,908 --> 01:20:52,750
More than fear
came quickly...
994
01:21:03,166 --> 01:21:06,250
May I have a portion
of those onions?
995
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:10,791
This little fish
and those cucumbers too.
996
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:15,041
Then give me two portions
of that big fish.
997
01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:18,500
Then...
Yes, this one.
998
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:22,958
It's tuna.
Then give me this too.
999
01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:25,333
Then give me four bananas...
1000
01:21:25,583 --> 01:21:28,250
- What happened?
- The police searched your home.
1001
01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:32,333
- The police?
- Carmela was about to feel ill!
1002
01:21:32,541 --> 01:21:34,625
They didn't know anything.
1003
01:21:36,416 --> 01:21:39,041
- What were they looking for?
- I don't know.
1004
01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:44,958
- What did they find?
- The receipts from the pawnshop!
1005
01:21:47,666 --> 01:21:50,000
- Carmela.
- We must advise Peppe.
1006
01:21:50,208 --> 01:21:54,208
- The receipt is in the suitcase.
- Yes, let's go.
1007
01:21:54,416 --> 01:21:57,250
- Carmela! Carmela!
- Open!
1008
01:21:57,875 --> 01:22:00,541
- She's gone! A letter!
- She doesn't know how to write.
1009
01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:04,333
- She knows how to draw.
- Two pigs. The two of us!
1010
01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:06,208
And the train!
1011
01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:10,041
- Oh, God! Where can she be?
- To get run over by the train!
1012
01:22:23,041 --> 01:22:26,125
Run to Peppe.
If the police go, it's a tragedy!
1013
01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:30,000
You go. I don't care about Peppe.
I'll go look for Carmela!
1014
01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:34,208
Hey, come here!
1015
01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:38,166
- This train doesn't go to Sicily.
- I want to go back home.
1016
01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:41,250
This is a local freight train
going to the general warehouses.
1017
01:22:41,458 --> 01:22:43,666
- Carmela.
- Let me go!
1018
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:47,500
- To the insane asylum!
- Look at them!
1019
01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:49,916
Carmela, where are you going?
1020
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,791
- I'll go to Sicily and be a nun!
- Carmela, be reasonable!
1021
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,958
You swore on our mother's ashes.
1022
01:22:58,166 --> 01:23:01,041
No, it's not so. I didn't swear.
1023
01:23:03,125 --> 01:23:06,000
So it's true. You are thieves.
1024
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,875
I order this as your brother.
Come back home right now.
1025
01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:14,041
No, I'm an adult. I'm 18.
1026
01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:18,500
What are you saying?
A woman is an adult at 28!
1027
01:23:25,916 --> 01:23:29,666
- Nothing, marshal.
- Nothing...
1028
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,375
There's nothing.
1029
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,291
- What about you?
- Nothing.
1030
01:23:40,666 --> 01:23:45,458
- Whose stuff is this?
- It belongs to some misfit woman.
1031
01:23:45,666 --> 01:23:50,208
Who would associate with me?
I'm a poor devil!
1032
01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:56,041
You're right in looking,
but I'm a poor worker!
1033
01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:59,875
- I know nothing!
- All right, let's go.
1034
01:24:00,083 --> 01:24:05,375
Goodbye and thanks.
I don't know anything. Goodbye.
1035
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,750
Oh, God!
1036
01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:13,458
- What happened?
- You scared me to death.
1037
01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:17,750
- Did they find anything?
- No. What was there to find?
1038
01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:23,750
The suitcase receipt!
Why didn't they find it?
1039
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:28,416
- Damn it! Where did I put it?
- Why don't we leave?
1040
01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:32,375
Why don't we go to Mehico?
You have no bonds with anyone.
1041
01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:35,416
Let's get the suitcase with all
the millions and go to Mehico.
1042
01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:38,375
Damn it! Where did I put it?
1043
01:24:38,583 --> 01:24:41,541
- What are you looking for?
- The receipt!
1044
01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:45,708
Damn it! It's in the pants
that I gave to Capannelle.
1045
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,666
- If he loses it? If they catch him?
- Well?
1046
01:24:49,875 --> 01:24:52,125
- Well, what?
- Shall we go to Mehico?
1047
01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:55,000
Floriana, damn it!
1048
01:24:55,208 --> 01:25:00,041
They are searching me. We lost the
receipt. They'll give me 20 years!
1049
01:25:00,250 --> 01:25:04,458
You're bothering me with Mehico?
Then go to Mehico!
1050
01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:08,083
Go to Mehico, go to Milan,
go hang yourself!
1051
01:25:14,458 --> 01:25:17,583
Are you crazy? I'll hurt you.
1052
01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:21,208
Hell! I'll teach you
some good manners.
1053
01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:24,958
And when I return home,
you must apologize to me.
1054
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:34,250
Really? You ugly pig, scoundrel,
scum, redneck...
1055
01:25:37,291 --> 01:25:40,708
Ug... Ugly pig.
1056
01:25:41,416 --> 01:25:44,250
Scoundrel. Redneck.
1057
01:25:44,458 --> 01:25:47,583
Redneck, redneck.
1058
01:25:47,791 --> 01:25:50,833
Rain, door.
1059
01:25:51,041 --> 01:25:55,041
Door, courtyard, grass,
root beer, butterfly, butter...
1060
01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:57,875
- Idiot!
- Moron!
1061
01:26:02,125 --> 01:26:04,250
Capannelle! Open! Wake up!
1062
01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:09,041
Capannelle got a bowel infarction
and is in the hospital.
1063
01:26:09,958 --> 01:26:12,625
A bowel infarction, just now.
1064
01:26:17,083 --> 01:26:19,416
He eats all kinds of junk food.
1065
01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:22,583
Carob, acorns, broccoli stems.
1066
01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:25,750
All good stuff, of course!
1067
01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:29,333
I told him at least 12 times
to see a doctor.
1068
01:26:29,541 --> 01:26:32,666
That in his stomach he had
a bunch of tapeworms.
1069
01:26:32,875 --> 01:26:35,791
He must have lost 10 kilos lately.
1070
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:39,875
You don't give a damn. He's
thinking of Carmela, understand?
1071
01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:43,833
You're so stupid as to give
Capannelle pants with the receipt
1072
01:26:44,041 --> 01:26:46,791
- and take it out on us?
- Stop it.
1073
01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:52,000
They want to talk with 29.
1074
01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:55,458
- Relatives?
- Thank you, professor.
1075
01:26:55,666 --> 01:26:58,666
No. They are the relatives.
They are his grandsons.
1076
01:26:58,875 --> 01:27:02,083
- It's an indigestion, huh?
- Yes, but it's also the drop
1077
01:27:02,291 --> 01:27:04,250
that made the vase overflow.
1078
01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:08,958
Your granddad had a tough life
and his heart paid for it.
1079
01:27:09,166 --> 01:27:11,291
There isn't much to do now.
1080
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,666
What?
1081
01:27:15,625 --> 01:27:19,500
We must do a consultation,
something...
1082
01:27:23,083 --> 01:27:27,708
Don't look at my aspect.
We'll find the money, any amount.
1083
01:27:27,916 --> 01:27:31,750
It's useless. Go say goodbye to him
even if it's very late.
1084
01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:33,958
But not with that face.
1085
01:27:53,833 --> 01:27:55,750
Look at him!
1086
01:28:00,250 --> 01:28:02,750
What an earthquake!
1087
01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:06,666
You're a garbage disposal,
my Capannuccio.
1088
01:28:06,875 --> 01:28:10,833
- But you look great now.
- He'll bury us all.
1089
01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:13,541
He’s the picture of health.
1090
01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:19,166
I was in the hospital
many years ago when I was old.
1091
01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:21,458
I like it here.
1092
01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:25,458
When Sister Angelica comes,
I'll introduce her to you.
1093
01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:29,458
- She is really nice.
- Thank goodness.
1094
01:28:29,666 --> 01:28:31,875
What did you stuff yourself with?
1095
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:41,458
"Mixed appetizers, agnolotti,
1096
01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:44,083
tripe, lamb,
1097
01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:48,791
osso buco, fish soup, cake,
1098
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:53,833
fruit salad, coffee, liqueur,
beans with tuna...
1099
01:28:55,083 --> 01:29:00,625
Service, bread, table setting
and wine. 7,750."
1100
01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:03,916
- Damn you!
- Did you play that trick again?
1101
01:29:04,166 --> 01:29:08,166
- So they reported you?
- No, because I paid.
1102
01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:10,833
- Who gave you the money?
- The money?
1103
01:29:11,041 --> 01:29:14,250
I found the receipt in the pants
1104
01:29:14,458 --> 01:29:17,208
and couldn't resist the temptation.
1105
01:29:17,416 --> 01:29:22,708
I withdrew the suitcase
and took 10,000 lire.
1106
01:29:22,916 --> 01:29:25,791
Where did you put the suitcase?
1107
01:29:26,041 --> 01:29:30,208
- It's under the bed.
- Oh my gosh!
1108
01:29:32,916 --> 01:29:34,750
The marshal!
1109
01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:43,041
- Who are you?
- The doctor says you must sleep.
1110
01:29:43,250 --> 01:29:47,750
- I sleep whenever I want.
- If you don't sleep, you could die.
1111
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,416
- That bed, number 29.
- All right. Thank you.
1112
01:29:56,250 --> 01:30:00,416
- Are you friends? I didn't know it.
- They introduced us at the station.
1113
01:30:00,625 --> 01:30:05,291
- It is just a courtesy visit.
- You had another nice lunch again.
1114
01:30:05,541 --> 01:30:10,583
This time you made a useless trip.
I paid.
1115
01:30:11,458 --> 01:30:15,625
That is why I came.
Where did you get the 10,000 lire?
1116
01:30:15,833 --> 01:30:18,958
- I found...
- I don't believe you found it.
1117
01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:24,375
I'll take care of it.
Don't bother. I'll do it.
1118
01:30:24,625 --> 01:30:27,291
- Excuse me.
- Thank you.
1119
01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:33,291
Why can't a citizen
like Mr. Capannelle
1120
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:36,583
have at his disposal
a certain amount?
1121
01:30:36,791 --> 01:30:42,125
Someone like him must show me
how he earned it. Lira after lira.
1122
01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:46,666
Let's admit it.
But if one day Mr. Capannelle
1123
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:48,833
should win at football pool?
1124
01:30:49,041 --> 01:30:52,166
But he must show me the card,
or it means that
1125
01:30:52,375 --> 01:30:56,833
he received the sum from
the football pool without winning.
1126
01:30:57,750 --> 01:31:00,125
In this case,
the judge will take measures.
1127
01:31:00,333 --> 01:31:03,416
Thirteen years for armed robbery.
1128
01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:10,416
If besides lunch, you have
something else in your stomach,
1129
01:31:10,666 --> 01:31:13,416
call for me.
I’m down at the entrance.
1130
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:30,625
What a bummer! You can't have
a peaceful lunch. The marshal comes!
1131
01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:35,208
- And they say there is freedom.
- Let's not recite poems now.
1132
01:31:35,458 --> 01:31:39,250
What is important now
is taking away this suitcase.
1133
01:31:40,375 --> 01:31:43,208
If they find it here,
they'll catch us all.
1134
01:31:43,458 --> 01:31:47,208
We can't go around the hospital
with that big suitcase.
1135
01:31:47,416 --> 01:31:50,125
- The marshal is at the entrance.
- I know.
1136
01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:54,291
You go ahead and wait outside
below the wall.
1137
01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:59,208
I'll throw the suitcase to Ugo
and he'll pass it to you. Got it?
1138
01:31:59,416 --> 01:32:01,291
All right.
1139
01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:07,166
So, Capannelle, bye.
1140
01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:10,125
- Bye.
- We'll come see you soon.
1141
01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:12,833
- Of course.
- Come on, Capannelle.
1142
01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:16,666
- Go, or the marshal will return.
- Bye.
1143
01:32:16,875 --> 01:32:20,041
Remember to cheer up. Understand?
1144
01:32:22,166 --> 01:32:24,583
Don't spend it all. Equal parts.
1145
01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:27,583
When I get out,
I don't want to work anymore.
1146
01:32:27,791 --> 01:32:31,041
Without that money, what will I eat?
1147
01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:36,625
All right. Don't worry.
Goodbye. Bye, handsome.
1148
01:33:46,083 --> 01:33:47,500
Damn you!
1149
01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:08,166
- I've looked three hours for you.
- Be quiet!
1150
01:34:08,375 --> 01:34:11,208
- Carmela kicked me out of the house.
- What?
1151
01:34:11,416 --> 01:34:16,500
She's 18, an adult. So she said
she doesn't want to see us again.
1152
01:34:16,708 --> 01:34:20,791
She won't open the door while our
hands remain dirty. Capannelle?
1153
01:34:27,416 --> 01:34:29,333
It's Ugo!
1154
01:35:01,583 --> 01:35:05,916
- Do you have a match?
- No. Take care.
1155
01:35:18,916 --> 01:35:20,833
The suitcase?
1156
01:35:23,208 --> 01:35:26,375
That stupid moron Ugo!
1157
01:35:26,583 --> 01:35:31,041
- Here I am. What happened?
- What happened? The suitcase.
1158
01:35:31,250 --> 01:35:33,916
Let's all shake it.
1159
01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:38,208
- Come on!
- Here it is.
1160
01:35:38,416 --> 01:35:41,416
- It's stuck.
- Oh, heck! Let me try.
1161
01:35:43,625 --> 01:35:47,291
I'm too short.
Get underneath. I'll climb up.
1162
01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,625
- Come on!
- Hold me.
1163
01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:52,375
The Carabinieri!
1164
01:35:55,916 --> 01:35:58,958
- Let's be nonchalant.
- Yes.
1165
01:35:59,166 --> 01:36:03,791
- Here I am! Whose turn it is?
- Oops!
1166
01:36:07,750 --> 01:36:12,166
- Do you have to play here?
- Why not?
1167
01:36:12,375 --> 01:36:15,208
Can't you see what's here?
1168
01:36:15,416 --> 01:36:18,625
- What?
- A hospital.
1169
01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:21,875
Excuse us. We didn't know.
1170
01:36:22,083 --> 01:36:27,250
- Let's go. Big guys, but...
- Sometimes doing crazy things...
1171
01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:29,916
- Take care.
- Have a nice ride.
1172
01:36:50,083 --> 01:36:53,875
Oh, hell! The suitcase...
Here!
1173
01:36:54,083 --> 01:36:59,541
I'm sick of you! I'm tired
of always being the scapegoat!
1174
01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:04,708
Okay, Peppe. Don't get angry.
We'll split it and it's over.
1175
01:37:04,916 --> 01:37:08,000
No. I don't trust you. One of you
spends the money, gets caught,
1176
01:37:08,208 --> 01:37:11,416
- and they arrest all of us. 13 years.
- It's the bitter truth.
1177
01:37:11,625 --> 01:37:15,000
Yes. In these cases
experiences teaches us
1178
01:37:15,208 --> 01:37:18,208
that the loot must remain
united and global.
1179
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:21,916
Who will hold the global?
1180
01:37:22,166 --> 01:37:25,000
I've held it enough.
You take it now.
1181
01:37:25,208 --> 01:37:27,625
- I sublet an apartment.
- Here.
1182
01:37:27,833 --> 01:37:30,708
I don't have a home as of tonight.
1183
01:37:30,916 --> 01:37:32,958
- Then you take it.
- Not me.
1184
01:37:33,166 --> 01:37:36,250
Go on! Take it!
1185
01:37:38,458 --> 01:37:41,208
All right. I'll take the risk,
1186
01:37:41,416 --> 01:37:44,083
but I'll keep it all.
1187
01:37:46,333 --> 01:37:49,333
Got that?
Because he doesn't have a record.
1188
01:37:49,541 --> 01:37:51,500
- Right.
- Nice bastard.
1189
01:37:51,750 --> 01:37:55,208
Bastard? Then let's split it.
1190
01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,958
Let's have him keep it all.
1191
01:38:00,916 --> 01:38:03,291
- You know what?
- What?
1192
01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:06,750
- Choke yourself on it.
- Right, choke yourself.
1193
01:38:06,958 --> 01:38:09,458
We don't want anything
to do with it.
1194
01:38:09,666 --> 01:38:12,041
We don't even know each other.
1195
01:38:12,250 --> 01:38:16,083
We don't even know your name.
Your name is Judas, and that's it.
1196
01:38:16,291 --> 01:38:18,291
A taste of your own medicine!
1197
01:38:35,833 --> 01:38:38,958
- Look at this!
- Shepherd, what time is it?
1198
01:38:39,166 --> 01:38:40,833
- It's late.
- Got that?
1199
01:38:41,041 --> 01:38:46,250
Now we could go home
and make peace with Carmela.
1200
01:38:46,458 --> 01:38:49,666
- What do you say?
- To be honest,
1201
01:38:49,875 --> 01:38:53,208
I don't give a damn about Carmela.
1202
01:38:53,416 --> 01:38:57,916
- Look I...
- But it was a good solution.
1203
01:38:58,125 --> 01:39:00,625
I'll tell you even more.
1204
01:39:00,833 --> 01:39:04,666
If in six months or a year,
when things have calmed down,
1205
01:39:04,875 --> 01:39:08,833
we'll ask Ugo to give us
two or three million each,
1206
01:39:09,041 --> 01:39:13,583
you think he won't give it?
Of course he will. He's a good guy.
1207
01:39:13,791 --> 01:39:17,541
- No? What do you say?
- I don't know. Maybe.
1208
01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:20,458
I'm absolutely sure.
Well, probably.
1209
01:39:20,666 --> 01:39:25,000
- Wait! Here I am!
- The suitcase?
1210
01:39:25,208 --> 01:39:27,000
- Done!
- What?
1211
01:39:27,208 --> 01:39:32,333
No need to worry.
I put it under a bench at the park.
1212
01:39:32,541 --> 01:39:34,875
Then from the cafe stall
I called the police station.
1213
01:39:35,083 --> 01:39:39,666
With a handkerchief over the phone
I told them where it was.
1214
01:39:39,875 --> 01:39:44,041
- You're out of your mind!
- Are you crazy?
1215
01:39:44,250 --> 01:39:47,500
- What did you do?
- It's your fault!
1216
01:39:47,708 --> 01:39:50,458
When I took it,
it seemed like a hot potato.
1217
01:39:50,666 --> 01:39:52,958
And now you say
that I'm out of my mind?
1218
01:39:53,166 --> 01:39:58,416
- Did you take some money?
- We hadn't agreed on that.
1219
01:39:58,625 --> 01:40:01,250
Young men, let's run!
1220
01:40:09,708 --> 01:40:13,250
- Where is it?
- Down there, under the bench.
1221
01:40:16,166 --> 01:40:18,958
- We'll get a pack each.
- No more.
1222
01:40:21,875 --> 01:40:24,458
- It won't open.
- Who has the key?
1223
01:40:24,666 --> 01:40:26,250
I don't know.
1224
01:40:29,291 --> 01:40:32,575
- Who has a pocket knife?
- I have a coral horn.
1225
01:40:34,183 --> 01:40:36,825
You know what you can do
with your coral horn?
1226
01:40:37,283 --> 01:40:37,825
Yes.
1227
01:40:39,208 --> 01:40:40,833
The cops!
1228
01:40:41,041 --> 01:40:44,541
You called the nearest station,
damn you!
1229
01:40:53,833 --> 01:40:55,416
Go!
1230
01:41:06,625 --> 01:41:10,416
What's the rush madman,
are you racing the Mille Miglia?
1231
01:41:10,625 --> 01:41:13,041
Ugly son of a...
1232
01:41:13,250 --> 01:41:15,791
- He even protests?
- Didn't you see the zebra?
1233
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:17,708
- What zebra?
- The crosswalk.
1234
01:41:17,916 --> 01:41:21,291
- You'll get a fine.
- At this hour?
1235
01:41:21,500 --> 01:41:24,541
The code is valid at any hour.
Will you agree to that
1236
01:41:24,750 --> 01:41:28,708
- and pay right away?
- What are you saying?
1237
01:41:28,916 --> 01:41:32,833
We are losing our sense
of measure here, damn it!
1238
01:41:34,083 --> 01:41:36,416
Arrest thieves
1239
01:41:36,625 --> 01:41:41,291
instead of persecuting
honest citizens who pay taxes.
1240
01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:44,625
Give me your ID, please.
1241
01:41:59,166 --> 01:42:02,791
Those four bastards
left me by myself!