1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT.BZ 3 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:36,819 Okay, and our last presenter to share 4 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,476 their reflections of their summer plans is Jacob Udell. 5 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,404 You know how there are those places 6 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:59,233 where everything just makes sense? 7 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,670 And all your problems melt away? 8 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,545 For me, that place is camp. 9 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,634 And I'm not talking about some two-bit, 10 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:12,289 week-long bullshit day camp, 11 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:15,075 I'm talking about sleep-away camp. 12 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:19,079 And tomorrow, my ten-month wait will be over, 13 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,690 and the two best months of the year 14 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:24,084 are about to begin. 15 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,956 Do you believe in miracles?! 16 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,348 Yeah! 17 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:31,352 Dude, I was so wrong not to invite you 18 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:32,918 to Dave and Buster's three weeks ago. 19 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,833 I'll regret that decision for the rest of my life. 20 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,099 Jacob, when I told your parents 21 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:41,013 you were a handful, I was actually 22 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,536 talking about another kid. 23 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:43,929 I know I can be a bit too much sometimes. 24 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,454 Oh, no, you're perfect. 25 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,717 Fuck school. Let's go to camp! 26 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:51,285 I want to get a sun tan on these titties! 27 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:53,983 Yeah! 28 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,463 Woo! 29 00:01:56,812 --> 00:02:00,859 Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! 30 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,252 Jacob! Jacob! 31 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,473 Jacob, are you ready to present? 32 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:06,648 Oh. 33 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,173 Yeah, uh... 34 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:18,399 Asshole. 35 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,103 You know how there are those places-- 36 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:38,070 That bullshit made us five minutes late. 37 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,856 Stop fucking trying so hard. 38 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:52,346 I mean, I guess it sort of looks like camp. 39 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,175 Like, that thing in the middle is Lake Baboosic at night. 40 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,089 Yeah, actually, it's kind of an identical outline. 41 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,743 Okay, Max, that's really great. 42 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,702 And over by the dock there's two counsellors 43 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,966 like, making out. Oh, sick, and it's two girls. 44 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:08,710 Oh, wait, it's dark, but, uh, that's my boy Jacob. 45 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,929 He's walking in the woods with Tali. 46 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:14,716 Come on, man. Come on! Ah, shit. He chickened out. 47 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:15,934 You got the looks, Jakey, 48 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,936 all you need is the confidence! 49 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,635 Man, I hate to see him with that sad face. 50 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,901 You got all that from this? 51 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,427 What do you think that means? 52 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,342 How should I know? Aren't you the nurse? 53 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,867 No, I'm the school-mandated behavioral therapist. 54 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,347 Narc. 55 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,524 Look, Mr. Song, have you ever been to camp? 56 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:43,135 No, Max. As I've told you before, 57 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,790 they did not have Jewish summer camp in Korea. 58 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,662 Well then, the fuck do you know? 59 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,532 Us camp people are just different. 60 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,449 We snuggle. We cry with pride. We shit with the doors open. 61 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,146 Okay, let's not get into that-- 62 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,844 Look, I'm a totally different person at camp. 63 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,542 They don't even call me Max. I just go by Charness. 64 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,762 Okay, well, why can't you be that person here, too? 65 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,329 Wow. Fucking great suggestion. 66 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:03,764 You don't think I've tried that? 67 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:06,376 Mr. Song, they locked me to the bike rack. 68 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:11,555 Okay, what those kids did was not okay. 69 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,992 Fucking assholes. I don't even look like 70 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,994 a curly haired soup dumpling. I mean seriously, 71 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,387 look at some of the shit they've been 72 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:20,129 circling around school. Fucking dipshits. 73 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,479 Look! Do I look anything like that? 74 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,439 Mm... 75 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,050 Max, I want-- 76 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,877 Fuck those kids and fuck ChatGPT. 77 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:33,490 Max, we're talking about you having lasting friendships. 78 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,144 Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Song, 79 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:36,667 I know this is bad timing, but it's Jacob. 80 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:39,061 'Sup, bitch? 81 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,410 - Hey, man. - Dude, have you ever 82 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,064 tried therapy? It's like, really weird. 83 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,760 Look, Mr. Song, I think we've made 84 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,285 about as much progress as we're gonna make this year, 85 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:48,549 so, I say we call it. Have a great summer! 86 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,172 ♪ You and me we could be like best friends ♪ 87 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,870 ♪ Me and you it just makes good sense ♪ 88 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:11,441 ♪ You and me I'm a house and you're the fire ♪ 89 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:15,837 ♪ And I can't tell you why ♪ 90 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:22,322 ♪ But it feels like I've known you all my life ♪ 91 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,628 - Hey! - Yeah! 92 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,589 Oh, my God. Come here, you sweet baby. 93 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,591 - I missed you, man. - I missed you too. 94 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,766 Oh, my God. 95 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,291 Okay, notice how I'm walking different? 96 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,944 Okay. 97 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:38,816 It's 'cause my penis got like a full inch longer. 98 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,470 And a little rounder too. 99 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,430 Arm hug! 100 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,827 This is it, boys! 101 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,307 This is why we live ten for two! 102 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:54,092 - Ten for two! - Ten for two! 103 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,790 Ten for two! 104 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:06,627 Gentlemen, this is our summer. 105 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:09,238 Every night, we put our heads to our pillows 106 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:12,284 dreaming of the first night of camp. 107 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:16,114 Gents, it's finally here. 108 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:19,161 Take it in, boys. 109 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,773 For these two months, we are going to have... 110 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,384 The highest percentage of successful 111 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,255 ask-outs to the social! 112 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,822 Yeah! 113 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,432 We're gonna grind! Yeah! 114 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,260 And what are we gonna wear? Mesh shorts. 115 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,393 Maximum friction! 116 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,308 Maximum friction! 117 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,398 Maximum friction! 118 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,704 The longest shower party on record! 119 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:44,186 We're going to explore each other's bodies! 120 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,709 Yeah! 121 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,843 - Ten months of winter! - Boo! 122 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,411 - Ten months of math? - Fuck fractions! 123 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,456 Boo! - Ten months of your dad 124 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,284 coming home smelling like perfume, 125 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,243 but your mom doesn't wear perfume! 126 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,116 Boo! Boo! 127 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,642 This day's why we live ten for two. 128 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:10,038 Ten for two! Ten for two! Ten for two! 129 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,059 Charn, you up? 130 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:36,456 Too excited. Can't sleep. 131 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,675 I'm so glad we made it. 132 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:42,026 Same. I know every year my parents say 133 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,550 they need a break from me, but this year, 134 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,595 it wasn't in a funny way. 135 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:49,817 I think they're like, starting to actually hate me. 136 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,559 Dude, they're idiots. Don't listen to them. 137 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,825 Do you ever wonder why something so epic at camp 138 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:02,177 can be like, so lame back at home? 139 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,484 You mean like arts and crafts? 140 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,138 Friendship bracelets? Clogged toilets? 141 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:11,665 Rap battles, but in a made-up language nobody understands? 142 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:16,234 No, I mean like, me. 143 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:19,150 Nobody likes me at home. 144 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,543 I'm sorry, man. 145 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,684 This is where we're gonna be forever, man. 146 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:35,645 Four more glorious summers as campers, and then... 147 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,734 And then when we're 16, we're apprentices, 148 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,302 and we'll be inducted into the plunger hall of fame. 149 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,522 Hell yeah. And maybe by then, 150 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,960 Tali and I would've been dating for like, four years. 151 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,179 'Cause this summer, I'm gonna ask her out. 152 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,051 And when we're 40, we'll use our fortunes 153 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:52,009 from the private sector to buy camp. 154 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,577 Leaving us with a combined net worth of 19 billion. 155 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:57,014 Which doesn't even include my eraser collection. 156 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,016 And we'll become the longest-running Fineman 157 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,627 in camp history. 158 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,411 And you and me are gonna crush rap 159 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,457 every single day until we're 99 years old. 160 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:10,288 Am I bullfrog? Or is it hotter than July? 161 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,426 Oh, and maybe I can do the solo part sometimes? 162 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,517 Sure. Yeah, you know, it's just, I sort of feel 163 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,519 like I need it, so... 164 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,000 Well, maybe we could do it together? 165 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,480 But then it wouldn't be a solo. 166 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:32,006 Ah, oh, yeah, I guess I didn't think of that. 167 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,747 The point is, we're gonna spend 168 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,836 the rest of our lives at camp. 169 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:39,143 Until we retire and spend our final days 170 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,972 where it all started, at Old Camp! 171 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,452 The original paradise. I like it! 172 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,019 And we'll drink the Old Camp lake water, 173 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,367 which is sweeter than Sprite! 174 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,370 We'll sleep in the original bunks! 175 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,806 Where over the pants handjobs 176 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,373 were literally invented! 177 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,375 - OTPHJs. - Yeah! 178 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,116 And where they played fuck, marry, kill. 179 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,422 But it wasn't a game, they did it for real! 180 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,426 And one day, they'll bury us in Old Camp. 181 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,472 And then, we'll decompose into the soil 182 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,038 and become trees. 183 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:08,346 12 for 12, the best place on Earth. 184 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,353 Chipwiches in the Head Tunk! 185 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,705 Sydney Sweeney? What are you doing in here? 186 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,532 Noboy come in. 187 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,100 Hey, Leon! Have you, uh, checked the Head Tunk? 188 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,537 They early posted the second month play. 189 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,452 Please tell me it's music man! 190 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,980 Tiny head, massive suction. 191 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,634 Count it, Jacob. 192 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,113 The plunging must stop! 193 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,680 Did they actually leak the color war captains 194 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:38,985 on the Head Tunk? 195 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,683 Yeah, come check it out! 196 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:44,644 No, no, no, no, Charn. It's just Tali. Relax. 197 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,647 If we plunge three more people, 198 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,343 we'll break the first month record. 199 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,521 Okay, well, I just wanted to say good luck today. 200 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,523 Parents-wise. 201 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,743 You feeling okay? 202 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,962 Yeah, I mean, dad's last letter said 203 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,965 "We're coming at 11." So, it sounds like 204 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,400 they're still in one car, at least. 205 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,274 All right. Well, crossing my fingers. 206 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,800 Jacob, your micro-boner's showing. 207 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,411 What? No, it's not micro, 208 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:17,285 and it's like, in the 55th percentile. 209 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,287 Okay. Well, you guys know Sophie Friedman? 210 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,855 She's in Haven one. She lives in Manhattan. 211 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,639 Her mom was in a Doritos commercial. 212 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,381 - I should go. - Yeah, me too. 213 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,384 Bye, Tali. 214 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,560 Dude. I do not get 215 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,605 what you see in that girl right there. 216 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,783 Tali's a liar! She tells these random-ass stories 217 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,786 to the girls in her cabin that make no sense at all. 218 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,136 Tali is the most underrated girl at camp. 219 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,268 If you like her, why haven't you asked her out yet? 220 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,053 It's never really been the right moment. 221 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,489 Bro, shut up. 222 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,057 I watched you choke it at both socials. 223 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,364 And you do not get a third social. 224 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,932 I'm gonna do it. 225 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,454 Okay, everybody! 226 00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:01,024 Visiting day begins in five minutes sharp. 227 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,940 And parents, if you've forgotten your utensils, 228 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,769 that is not an invitation to use the dining hall. 229 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:14,385 Mmm. Skin's the best part. 230 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:18,172 Why are you guys eating two totally different meals? 231 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,914 - Um... - Well, there was a bit 232 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,220 of a food miscommunication. 233 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,135 Uh, I got on the road later 234 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,746 than your mother-- - Yes. 235 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,094 ...this morning. 236 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,226 You guys didn't take the same car? 237 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,838 - No, no. - Honey, we talked about this. 238 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,102 Your father and I, we're separated. 239 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,756 You said you were gonna use this summer 240 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,627 to go over all the logistics. 241 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:39,889 - Right. - Yes, the logistics 242 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,717 of our divorce. 243 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:46,287 Oh. Okay. 244 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,550 Jacob, I started seeing someone else. 245 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,117 Mark... - And, we're engaged. 246 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,773 What?! 247 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:57,167 I am seeing someone else now and we are-- 248 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,039 You don't have to repeat yourself. 249 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,605 Mark, Mark. He heard you. Okay? 250 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,651 He's just in shock. Understandably. 251 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,522 Okay, can you please not do this? 252 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,046 Don't antagonize me for literally no reason. 253 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,743 Mark, can you just fuck off for one-- 254 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,136 I can hear everything you're saying. 255 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,399 Why don't I grab some ice creams? Okay? 256 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,096 Yeah, good idea. Um, 257 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,402 if they have cookies and cream, 258 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,620 just get me like a cup. 259 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,883 Or a cone, whatever they have. 260 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,802 Who even is this woman? 261 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,367 Tell me about it. 262 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,717 Can you imagine what I've been living with? 263 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,111 - Not Mom. - Oh, right. Uh, Dana. 264 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,071 Her name is Dana. - Dana. 265 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,507 Yeah, her name is Dana. 266 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,639 - Mmm. - She's an event coordinator. 267 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,250 And she's working on a novel. 268 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,949 - Uh-huh. - Actually, I think you 269 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,299 know her son. Uh, Gordon Fisher. 270 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,127 - That guy? - Yeah. 271 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,042 He's a freak, Dad! 272 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,479 Well, I know he's a bit of a character, but-- 273 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,959 He stands outside of carpool, 274 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,048 and he practices magic with a wand. 275 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,223 Vanilla! 276 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,884 Okay. Let's just please go to the registration tent. 277 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,930 I want my shirt. 278 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,280 Oh. Uh... 279 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,934 Your mother and I 280 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,414 need to figure out exactly what next year... 281 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:11,893 - Next step is... - Wait. 282 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:12,895 Financially, yeah. - Okay, stop. 283 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,897 You guys aren't actually about to say 284 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,856 I'm not coming back next summer? 285 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,858 It's a possibility. 286 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,382 They are bringing back tubing next year. I-- 287 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,471 These are my only friends! 288 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,388 You're telling me you can't find any way 289 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,042 to drum up eight grand? 290 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,305 I mean, that personal trainer is very expensive, 291 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,872 are you sure that's necessary? 292 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,570 You gave 5,000 dollars to Elizabeth Warren 293 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,093 for president. Does that feel like money well spent? 294 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,052 - I'm going to the tent. - Hey, hey, hey! 295 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,880 First of all, come here. Come here, come here. 296 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,445 We all have to make sacrifices. 297 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,839 Yeah, all right, enough, Mark, just... 298 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:47,712 Well, not me. Please. Not this one. 299 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,107 Well, we'll call the camp office 300 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,674 when we get home, you don't have to worry 301 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,632 about any of this. - Yeah. 302 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,461 It's gonna be okay, kiddling. 303 00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,334 I promise you. It'll all work out, okay? 304 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,511 Okay. Okay? 305 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,042 I'm not stepping foot in that fucking woman's house 306 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,914 with her freak of nature son 307 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,481 who's going to turn me unpopular. 308 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,440 Fuck! 309 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,224 Nothing fucking works! 310 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,574 Charn, what happened with your parents today? 311 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,055 You know how I catfished my principal on Match.com? 312 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,188 You just said your principal didn't like you. 313 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,015 Yeah, 'cause I catfished him on Match.com 314 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,496 and got him to send a picture of him licking a lollipop. 315 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,195 I told you guys this. - No, you did not. 316 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,848 Well, the school tracked my IP address, 317 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,067 and now I'm kicked out. 318 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,200 Damn, that really sucks. 319 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,852 And my parents are sending me 320 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,987 to this boarding school for "diverse learners." 321 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,858 - Fuck that! - You know that kid 322 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,600 Alan Barbossa who's like obsessed with me? 323 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,994 Well he gave my parents another letter for me. 324 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,954 It's like, "Tali, I love you! 325 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,956 Why can't we just be together?" 326 00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,522 Let me see the letter. 327 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,698 Because I'm telling you, I'm gonna write him back 328 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,962 and annihilate him. - I threw it out. 329 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,095 Can we just try to find smaller sticks? 330 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,575 No, we can break this one. 331 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:08,837 Fuck! I'm not going to that 332 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,533 fucking boarding school. 333 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,188 Everyone knows I would look shitty with a buzz cut! 334 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,364 Out of my face! This is total crap, 335 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,540 but, what other option do we have? 336 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:27,073 What if we never went home? 337 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,077 Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? 338 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,122 Enough with ten for two. 339 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,994 We need to go twelve for twelve. 340 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,734 All-year camp. 341 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,475 You're talking dirty, little man, and I like it. 342 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,261 Let's make a baby! - For real, for real. 343 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,002 What if at the end of the summer 344 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,917 when the busses leave, we don't get on? 345 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,528 We hide. 346 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,138 And when the coast is clear, 347 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,532 we run, and we just keep doing camp? 348 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,274 Well, we can't just run. That would be dumb. 349 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,883 We'd need a destination. 350 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,929 Like, somewhere off the grid, but with shelter. 351 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,714 Wait, where did Bin Laden hide? 352 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,020 What about Old Camp? 353 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,673 I don't think he hid at Old Camp. 354 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,413 I think it was like, Asia or something? 355 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,764 No, no, you mean like the original site of Fineman? 356 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,070 Old Camp. 357 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,901 It's perfect. 358 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,294 I heard that when they moved, they 359 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,296 just left everything behind untouched. 360 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,299 It's like a Jewish museum, but without all the sad parts. 361 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,824 We'd have bunks, 362 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,045 kitchen, PB and J for days. 363 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,395 It's perfect. 364 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,615 If we pull this off, 365 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,443 all of it goes away, 366 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,533 and the only thing left is camp. 367 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:40,015 - 12 for 12. - 12 for 12. 368 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,017 12 for 12. 369 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,935 Three, two, one! 370 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,334 On the last day of camp, 371 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,989 the only staff on site will be Bob. 372 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,517 That guy? Pure misery. 373 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,520 I heard his wife left him at the altar 374 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,523 for his own brother. 375 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,700 Now, he's a cuck. 376 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,397 Bob's wife called it off 377 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,877 because he wasn't Jewish. 378 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,358 So he tried to circumcise himself, 379 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,534 but he accidentally cut off too much. 380 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,580 And now he's a eunuch. 381 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,061 You're both wrong. He's ex-military. 382 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,716 He was dishonorably discharged from Guantanamo 383 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,587 for being too rough on the Taliban. 384 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,546 He's legally prohibited from using a knife. 385 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,156 And he cut off the heads of like 386 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,592 50 Beanie Babies. 387 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,376 That's why he only eats soup. 388 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,856 She broke it off because he jerked off so much, 389 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,509 only air comes out. 390 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,729 It's just some scammer sending him pictures 391 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,512 of Dua Lipa. 392 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,688 That's how he can spend his whole life at camp 393 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:45,863 and still be miserable. 394 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:51,260 ♪ Forever you forever me Forever Bob on ATV ♪ 395 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,964 There's nothing that guy won't do. 396 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,141 We're going to have to neutralize him. 397 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,534 What do we do about our parents? 398 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,146 By the time they figure it out, 399 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,191 it'll be too late. 400 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,937 Dear dad. Camp's going great. 401 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,722 Oh, Charness! 402 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:23,292 Am I a bullfrog? Or is it hotter than-- 403 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,729 July? 404 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,603 Jakey, baby, tell it to me fresh. 405 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,086 Crush rap! Let's go! 406 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:40,309 No, actually, it's going epic. 407 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,793 Everything is just clicking into place. 408 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,059 My name's Jacob! - And my name's Charn! 409 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,669 And there's a funny little rumor 410 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:53,801 going 'round the barn. 411 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,498 We want some remix! 412 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,197 Even our crush rap is reaching new heights. 413 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,504 Remix! 414 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,593 He's doing the Matrix! 415 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,642 And honestly, 416 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,732 I think it's because everyone's just so unified. 417 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,563 And just like, really growing up. 418 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,740 Now, my bunk is the family I-- 419 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,131 Trust! 420 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,960 To catch me when I-- Fall! 421 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,529 I'm on top of the world here. 422 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,880 And not just 'cause I'm king of the frickin' zip line. 423 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:35,103 Dad, don't worry about me. And I won’t' worry about you. 424 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,541 Time truly does fly at camp. 425 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,457 I almost wish it wouldn't end. 426 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,591 If you're in this room, 427 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,332 you know just as well as I do 428 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:49,117 that there is nothing waiting for us back home. 429 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,468 Here's the plan. Tomorrow morning, 430 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,078 we grab the last of the supplies 431 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,950 and then set off to Old Camp. 432 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,997 And once we land, we're doing summer forever. 433 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:06,003 Thank you! Thank you very much. 434 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,049 It's gonna be epic. We've been stocking up on food, 435 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,834 and the fridge at Old Camp's gonna be filled with shit too. 436 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,490 And guys, I'm thinking the first night at Old Camp, 437 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,666 we should have a social. 438 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,276 Yeah! 439 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,975 Okay, a third social? Is that even allowed? 440 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,499 Don't you get it? Everything's allowed. 441 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,110 I heard at Old Camp, they had queen-sized beds 442 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,374 made for fucking, like, they were encouraging it. 443 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:30,114 Oh, yeah! 444 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,116 We're going to create 445 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,815 a new society. New art, new recipes. 446 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,730 New languages. 447 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,340 Doobity-doobity-doo. 448 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,300 You'll soon know what that means. 449 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,780 Mushki mishka dashimicreesh. 450 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,174 That translates to, "Fineman forever". 451 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,394 And you'll know what that means soon enough! 452 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:52,485 The only staff left on site tomorrow will be Bob. 453 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:53,660 Damn, bro. 454 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,183 Fuck Bob. 455 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,705 He's a million years old, 456 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,752 he prints out his emails, and he pays for AOL. 457 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,579 We'll take care of Bob. 458 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,625 How are we actually supposed to leave the camp tomorrow 459 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,019 without anyone noticing? Won't they make us, like, 460 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,107 get on a bus? 461 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,674 We all know the rules. 462 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:11,286 Anyone with pink eye quarantines for 48 hours. 463 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,897 So, if we wake up tomorrow with pink eye, 464 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,551 we can't leave camp. 465 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,336 That's when we execute our escape. 466 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,295 Problem is, we don't have pink eye. 467 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,212 Ew. - Dude! 468 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,299 - No! - Ew! 469 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,606 This is your last chance. 470 00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,172 There's no turning back. 471 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,869 You take the blue pill, 472 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,786 a melatonin that I stole from the camp nurse's office. 473 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,918 You go to sleep, and you wake up 474 00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,921 tomorrow morning, you forget all about this. 475 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:40,228 Or, you take the red pill. 476 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,667 And you stay in wonderland. 477 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:48,236 And I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes. 478 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,369 So let me get this straight, you expect us 479 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,980 to intentionally put poop particles in our face 480 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,069 so that we end up purposely geting pink eye? 481 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,940 That is step one. 482 00:22:58,289 --> 00:22:59,420 Pretty good. Step two. 483 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,423 The virus incubates for 12 hours. 484 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:02,903 When we wake up in the morning, 485 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,992 a lucky few of us will find freedom. 486 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,386 Why not have an adventure? 487 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:09,256 If you don't get pink eye, 488 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,389 you shut your fucking mouth and take this conversation 489 00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:11,912 with you to the grave. 490 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,347 Long distance? No way. 491 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,393 We're like, so in love. 492 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,482 Step three, parents. 493 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,962 The pink eye will give us a 48-hour head-start 494 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,964 before our families get suspicious. 495 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,358 After that, I'll be faking our deaths 496 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,360 and planting our DNA in the bag of bones 497 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:26,405 in Bob's fire pit. 498 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,797 Fuck you, Mom and Dad! 499 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,364 James, I wish you weren't my brother. 500 00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,148 Eat shellfish and die! 501 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,714 Fuck ten for two. 502 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:33,890 Step four. Under no circumstances 503 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,979 does this information leave this room. 504 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,459 This camp is filled with snitches. 505 00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:38,939 Especially that little rat fuck Leo-- 506 00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:42,377 Well, well, well. 507 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,032 Just as I suspected. 508 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,077 A merry band of thugs and thieves 509 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,601 here to raid our dining hall. 510 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,472 My parents paid good money for this food! 511 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,256 Shut the fuck up, Leon! 512 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:07,402 No! Fuck! I didn't get it! Fuck! 513 00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:09,273 - Charn? - Jacob? 514 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,058 Well aren't you a sight for pink eyes? 515 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,581 - Goddamn, you're sexy! - Oh, thank you! 516 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,018 Who needs to shit? 517 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,413 Holy shit, Leon, you look like a ginormous 518 00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:19,936 sunset took a shit in your eyes. 519 00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:21,460 Excuse me? 520 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,374 Leon, we also don't want you to come with us 521 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:26,203 on this escape, but you know too much. 522 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,309 Yeah. Conjunctivitis. 523 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,007 Can't put you on the bus today. 524 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,490 You look a little off, Udell. 525 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,188 Bob? May we speak in private? 526 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,146 Leon, I don't have time today. 527 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:57,844 Danny, what's your 20? 528 00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,323 We got a situation. 529 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,501 Forget it. I'll find you. 530 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:03,850 And I hear you, but after today, 531 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,416 that's Miss Rockhauer's problem, okay? 532 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:06,591 Oh, shit. - Hey, Danny boy. 533 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,767 - Yeah. - Tried to reach you 534 00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,029 on walkie. I think you're offline. 535 00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,421 I'm on channel four. - Stop. 536 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,640 - It's a direct line. - Okay. 537 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,250 Anyway, this pink eye situation 538 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,470 is really out of control. Way worse than 2000-- 539 00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:17,341 Okay, look, I have to go wave some kids goodbye, 540 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,821 if you could just give me the headline. 541 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,693 Well, we're on a 48-hour lockdown. 542 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,738 So coverage-wise, we're working with 543 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,393 me, you, sorta thinking it was a boys night out, 544 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,221 and... thoughts on Peter from music? 545 00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:29,223 Okay, Bob, stop. Summer's over, all right? 546 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,007 The counsellors are clocked out. 547 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,835 Fine, you're the director. You choose the third. 548 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,751 No, it's just you. M'kay? 549 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:38,624 You think you can handle that? - Of course. 550 00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:41,278 Right. Do not fuck this up. 551 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,678 This is a stage-five quarantine. 552 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,593 You will be sheltering in place 553 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:54,553 for the next 48 hours. 554 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:59,166 There's three meals, two snacks, and one rule. 555 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,777 Do not leave the rooms. 556 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,608 You've got mail. 557 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,221 Lake house? 558 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,747 Oh, you did it, Bobby! 559 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,575 Dear Bob. 560 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,142 I'm writing to invite you to my lake house 561 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,232 to come accept a new position that shall be named 562 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:25,366 Director of New Camper Development. 563 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,631 In this capacity, you will be expected to manage 564 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,894 and supervise multiple projects-- 565 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,157 I'm momentarily stepping out. 566 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:37,813 Including teaching proper trust fall etiquette... 567 00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,599 As well as basic self defense 568 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:43,340 against swirlies, titty-twisters, 569 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:46,605 and other nefarious acts of the demented. 570 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,219 Oh, yeah! 571 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:57,485 Ah! It burns! Ah! 572 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:58,965 Move people, let's move! 573 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:00,357 Don't forget to grab the oral swabs, 574 00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:01,532 we need oral swabs! 575 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,273 Go, go, go, go! 576 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,057 Charn, he's too big! 577 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,669 ♪ I been doing this before Nas dropped the Nasty ♪ 578 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:10,367 ♪ My Wallos I did 'em up them bricks I sent 'em up ♪ 579 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:13,109 ♪ My raps y'all bit 'em up for that now stick 'em up ♪ 580 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,590 ♪ 10-4 good buddy Tone got his money up ♪ 581 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,548 ♪ Worth millions still bag your b---- ♪ 582 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,768 ♪ Murder my wrist couldn't take it and bailed ♪ 583 00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:21,552 ♪ And left my fingers for dead told 'em ♪ 584 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,380 ♪ I ain't had nothing to do with the writing ♪ 585 00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:26,079 ♪ Now hold you down when you be squeezing that lead ♪ 586 00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:28,734 Let's go! 587 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:30,126 Woo! 588 00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:33,652 Three, two, one, lift! 589 00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:40,833 Guys, hop in. Hop in, here we go! 590 00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:50,407 Director of new camper development? 591 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,105 Um, yeah, man. I don't know. 592 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:55,325 I think this is some sort of prank or something. 593 00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:56,936 Because, uh... 594 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,677 Yeah, I don't know. It says my... 595 00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:01,157 my email is DannyCampReal? 596 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,729 You thought my email was DannyCampReal? 597 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,211 Danny, you know how much 598 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,865 I care about this place, right? 599 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,519 - Sure. - No one cares about 600 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,956 Fineman more than me. 601 00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:20,220 I... 602 00:28:20,437 --> 00:28:24,093 guess what I'm saying is I do have more to offer. 603 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,791 Yeah, and I mean, we... 604 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,488 I mean, we love having you on the staff. 605 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:31,100 I mean, you've been here for what, eight? Nine summers? 606 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,451 26 years. 607 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,588 That's an incredible legacy. We're really lucky. 608 00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:44,723 And as much as I'd love to keep having this convo, 609 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,725 I mean, shit, you should probably 610 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,945 go check on those kids, right? Here's your email. Okay? 611 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,424 - Thanks again. - Yeah, thank you, 612 00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:52,600 no, thank you, Bob. - Well, not thanks, 613 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,035 but you know how thankful I am. 614 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:57,083 Let's fucking rain! 615 00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:01,348 A loyal servant, great friend... 616 00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:04,046 And powerful enemy of clogged toilets. 617 00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,048 And therefore, whence... say that, say that. 618 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,746 Oh, okay. In conclusion-- 619 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,151 Well, I guess this wasn't here in the 20s. 620 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,507 That's the longest fence I've ever seen. 621 00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,945 All right. We'll just, uh... 622 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,383 We'll just hop the fence. 623 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,993 Um... 624 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:39,908 I don't like this. I don't like this at all. 625 00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:42,432 Leon, relax. It's an old sign. 626 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,826 I'm sure it's fine. Okay? 627 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:49,613 So, who wants to go first? 628 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:56,969 Ah! Oh, my God! 629 00:29:57,186 --> 00:30:00,494 Thank you. You saved me. 630 00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:04,498 Some blood. 631 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:07,022 From the bird, I'm guessing. 632 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,719 He saved her. 633 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:12,071 It was nothing. No problem. 634 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,248 There's gotta be another place to... pull off. 635 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,214 - Ah! - What? 636 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,438 Udell... 637 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,315 - Bob knows where we are! - What? 638 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,274 Oh, thank God! Come here, Bob! Save me! 639 00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:42,884 - Shut up! - Shut the fuck up! 640 00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:43,711 Save me! 641 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:51,066 Relax, there's no way he could see us across-- 642 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:52,676 Goddammit! 643 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,548 He just eye-fucked me through the binoculars! 644 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:57,856 Why is he looking at me that way?! I'm a child, Bob! 645 00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,248 Holy shit, and he's still there. 646 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,337 - Save me! - Leon, enough! 647 00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:02,947 I was just stretching my arm! 648 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,601 I'll stretch it for you if you don't stop it! 649 00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,081 He'll boat over in like 40 seconds. 650 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,040 Fuck. - No. I drained all the gas 651 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:11,391 from the boats. Yes! You're a genius. 652 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:17,963 Mother fuck, we need a plan right now! 653 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,790 What about a hole? We could dig a hole. 654 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:21,183 We don't even have a shovel, like... 655 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:22,793 We could crawl through... 656 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,057 Guys, I got it. 657 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:26,928 All the electric's coming from up there. 658 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,409 I'm gonna climb up and I'm gonna cut the power. 659 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,715 Once I do, be ready to scale. 660 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,152 Jacob, are you insane? 661 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:35,763 He is a mad man and we are in his cult! 662 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,199 Well, if you're gonna do it, go! 663 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,332 I will not be your Manson girl! 664 00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:43,814 There's no other way. And we are not turning back. 665 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:49,037 Don't move! That is an order! Don't move! 666 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,431 Coming for you, Udell. 667 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:55,174 Oh, God. Oh, oh God. 668 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:56,871 Hurry the fuck up! 669 00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:02,659 Think you can outrun old Bobby? Think again! 670 00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,269 We got 40 seconds tops! 671 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:06,315 You gotta do something, Jacob! Come on, let's go! 672 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,448 You can run, you can hide, 673 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:11,538 but you won’t get away! 674 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,586 How the fuck do you turn this thing off? 675 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:18,240 Come on, let's go! 676 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,980 As soon as that thing turns off, 677 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,765 Sophie, you go first. - No, I'm waiting for Jackson. 678 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,941 He'll need our help. - Sophie, 679 00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:24,507 Jackson isn't coming. 680 00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,379 - He promised. - He's a fuck boy! 681 00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:28,903 He cheated on you all summer. 682 00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:30,992 There are delinquents across the lake! 683 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,168 I repeat, delinquents across the lake! 684 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:36,041 Rachel Bernstein jacked him off during Finding Nemo. 685 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:38,086 - That's a frickin lie! - Leon? 686 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,523 They brought a blanket, and it was 90 degrees. 687 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,874 Marlon was finding Nemo, and he was jizzing! 688 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,572 That fucker! 689 00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:47,400 Okay... 690 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,141 These wires aren't connected to shit! 691 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,317 Nothing's happening! Just keep pulling shit! 692 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,017 Dam alert. Dam alert. 693 00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:57,888 Doctor Taylor... 694 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,803 Help, help! 695 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:02,154 Hey, don't tell anybody, but-- 696 00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:03,329 I fucked a parent 697 00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,026 in the nature shed! 698 00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:07,637 Hell yeah! 699 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:13,208 Okay, got it! Go! Everybody climb! 700 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,209 Go, go, go! 701 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:15,515 Go, go, go, go, go! 702 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,263 Udell! 703 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,092 Fuck. 704 00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:29,616 Come on, hurry up! You got it! 705 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,182 Let's go! - Hurry up! 706 00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:32,358 - I'm fucking stuck! - Use your core, Charn! 707 00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:34,360 Shut the fuck up, I'm trying! 708 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,579 Come on! 709 00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:39,104 Just turn the power back on and let me die! 710 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:40,801 Then we can leave! Come on, let's go! 711 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,020 No! 712 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:44,935 Oh, my God! 713 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,155 Oh, my God, hurry up! 714 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,246 Too slow, Bob! 715 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,946 Charn! Run! 716 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:03,041 ♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪ 717 00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:05,304 ♪ Kumbayah ♪ 718 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:10,918 ♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪ 719 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:13,703 ♪ Kumbayah ♪ 720 00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:18,447 ♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪ 721 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,841 ♪ Kumbayah ♪ 722 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:26,238 ♪ Oh Lord Kumbayah ♪ 723 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:31,808 ♪ Someone's singing Lord ♪ 724 00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:34,202 ♪ Kumbayah ♪ 725 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,989 ♪ Someone's singing Lord ♪ 726 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:49,391 Ah, frick. Ah... 727 00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:53,091 Ugh... Son of a bitch. 728 00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:54,831 Is he dead? Oh, fuck. 729 00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:56,006 Oh, my God. 730 00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:58,792 Oh, my God! Thank God he's alive. 731 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:09,237 ♪ I am the youngest of a family of spiders ♪ 732 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,326 ♪ I got a web... ♪ 733 00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:14,286 Okay, fuck the squishy ball. 734 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:16,592 Marry the concept of science, 735 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,203 and kill Toy Story Two. 736 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,551 What the fuck? 737 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,031 Wait, what?! No! 738 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:23,991 I'm still on duty at work, 739 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,079 and if I don't get back-- 740 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:27,212 Slow down. Just slow down. 741 00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:28,474 Hey, Danny, the kids 742 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,215 have been having an absolute blast. 743 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:31,824 Bob, Sophie Friedman's 744 00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:34,219 mom is calling me, saying no one's answering 745 00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:36,786 the infirmary phone. What's going on? 746 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,484 Charness, what do you mean 747 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,268 three-state solution? 748 00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:42,749 Hey, hey, gotta go-- Charness, sit! 749 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:45,839 Miss Ephraim. 750 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:48,320 48 hours, I'll have Leon packed 751 00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:50,757 and pink-eye free, and that's a Bob guarantee. 752 00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:52,672 Would you rather be made out of carbon 753 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,239 or all hydrogen? 754 00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:56,719 What the hell does that even mean? 755 00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:58,939 There is a right answer, though. 756 00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:03,639 ♪ I felt it on the moment that I met you ♪ 757 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:08,253 ♪ And that felt like a place that I should stay ♪ 758 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:13,954 ♪ So let's just clear the air ♪ 759 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:20,526 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 760 00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,968 ♪ Said I am over here ♪ 761 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,884 ♪ I'm over there ♪ 762 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:33,278 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ 763 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:40,023 You know, I'm sorry about Jackson. 764 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,765 I know how it feels to have everyone but you 765 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:44,898 in on a secret. 766 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:47,553 Charness once farted into my Nalgene 767 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:51,470 and said I ate his ass by the transitive property. 768 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,298 As if that's how the transitive property 769 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:56,518 even works. Frickin' moron. 770 00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:59,217 Men are pigs. 771 00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,567 Men are the whole damn barn. 772 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,744 And you know what? I'll frickin' drink to that. 773 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,922 Not from your Nalgene, I hope. 774 00:37:09,662 --> 00:37:12,317 Soldiers! The final descent is upon us! 775 00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:14,232 Woo! 776 00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,451 What a run-down piece of shit. 777 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:02,628 I know. It's perfect. 778 00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:04,760 Let's go! 779 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:36,749 Bingo! Found the fridge! 780 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:38,794 Let's go. 781 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,015 It's locked. 782 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,061 Come on! 783 00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:47,542 Goddammit. 784 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,588 I got a plan. 785 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:51,764 Everybody take cover! 786 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,027 This place is about to smell like a frat house. 787 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:07,301 Allahu Akbar. 788 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,238 Holy shit. 789 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:34,328 Guys, we hit the mother lode. 790 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,245 Old wine! 791 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:43,424 Three, two, one! 792 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:44,947 My name is Tali-- 793 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,471 Oh, sorry. 794 00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:47,646 Three, two, one! 795 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,822 Soy bean. Yeah! 796 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,911 And easy cheese. Yeah! 797 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,043 - My name is Tali? - Yeah? 798 00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,610 - I don't wear makeup. - Yeah. 799 00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:57,917 - Who's gonna hook up? - Yeah? 800 00:39:58,134 --> 00:39:59,701 Charness and Jacob! 801 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,792 All right, gang! 802 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,620 The time has come for tonight's 803 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,230 evening activity. 804 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,886 And as promised, we are having a social! 805 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:15,021 And the theme for tonight's social... 806 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:17,545 Is a wedding. 807 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:20,896 Who's getting married? 808 00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:24,160 Um, well, I actually, come to think of it, I was-- 809 00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,335 Leon? 810 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,035 Will you camp marry me? 811 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:34,127 Well, I-I haven't met your parents yet, 812 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:36,303 but... why the hell not? 813 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,223 Yay... Yeah! That's... what I was thinking! 814 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,660 Yeah, let's go, guys, yeah. 815 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,887 From instructional swim to free swim. 816 00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,456 From Old Camp to new. 817 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,459 'Til death do you part. 818 00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:04,766 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 819 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,906 - Yeah! - I love being married! 820 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:18,650 ♪ I'm this I'm that ♪ 821 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:21,696 ♪ I'm sharp I'm flat ♪ 822 00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:24,699 12 for 12! 12 for 12! 823 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,447 I know how hard a wedding can be for you 824 00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:37,059 considering that your parents' love was fake. 825 00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:38,844 Those vows meant nothing. 826 00:41:39,061 --> 00:41:40,498 How do you know when a guy likes you? 827 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,717 Anyone in particular you're thinking of? 828 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:47,156 I've been waiting for him to like, make a move, 829 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:49,245 but nothing's happening. 830 00:41:50,029 --> 00:41:52,292 Dude, let's crush rap. 831 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,513 Hell yeah, let's do it! Wait, can I do the remix part? 832 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:58,254 Totally. How about next time? 833 00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,518 That's what you said last time. 834 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:03,216 This place is amazing! Let's never leave! 835 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:07,046 Am I a bullfrog, 'cause it's hotter than July! 836 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,091 If it makes you feel any better, 837 00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:10,832 it's usually not the kid's fault. 838 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:13,008 I don't think it was my fault, yeah. 839 00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:15,402 It's not because you did anything, 840 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,143 it's because you exist. 841 00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:22,148 do you think he's like, embarrassed? 842 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:23,758 Remix! 843 00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:25,499 Like I'm following him around 844 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:26,935 and he doesn't even care about me? 845 00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:30,852 ♪ I'm here I'm there ♪ 846 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:34,639 ♪ I'm foul I'm fair ♪ 847 00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,466 Hi. - Hi. 848 00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:42,995 So, uh... whatcha thinking about? 849 00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:46,346 I don't know. What are you thinking about? 850 00:42:54,267 --> 00:42:56,443 You know, at camp, 851 00:42:56,617 --> 00:43:00,186 I always tell everyone that you're the most underrated. 852 00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:04,930 Underrated at what? 853 00:43:05,147 --> 00:43:07,933 Well, just in the rankings. 854 00:43:09,848 --> 00:43:15,331 Well, thank you so much for seeing my potential. 855 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,681 - What? - That's really great. 856 00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:18,507 No, no, no, Tali. 857 00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:22,556 It wasn't meant like that, it was meant as a compliment. 858 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,037 I'm sorry. 859 00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:29,389 Wait, I don't understand, are... are you mad? 860 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:35,961 I'm fine, I'm just... 861 00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:39,225 I should get some sleep, so... 862 00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:17,872 Hello, my husband. 863 00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:20,092 Hello, my wife. 864 00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:23,399 Have you ever danced with someone before? 865 00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,140 No. 866 00:44:25,358 --> 00:44:27,926 I'll teach you. Come. 867 00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:31,103 Put your hands on my waist. - Oh. 868 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,581 - Just like that. - Okay. 869 00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:34,497 There you go. Now just sway side to side. 870 00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:39,067 There you go. Yeah, you got it. 871 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:02,525 So, you gonna miss home? 872 00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,748 My whole family thinks they're so smart 873 00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:09,707 and I'm the fuck up. 874 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:13,928 I guess they decided they were done with me. 875 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:18,411 But hey, looks like I'm done with them, too. 876 00:45:20,456 --> 00:45:23,416 Well, I think you're smart. 877 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:26,419 Like that one time when you forgot your line 878 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,073 in the play, and did the Star Wars 879 00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:29,727 impression instead. 880 00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:31,772 Like, you're really inventive. 881 00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:35,645 Thank you, I must. 882 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,955 So... do you miss New York? 883 00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:44,829 I bet you have all sorts of cool things waiting for you. 884 00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:46,613 Is it true that your best friends 885 00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,180 are all older DJs? 886 00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:50,965 No. 887 00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:54,273 My home friends are all kind of the same. 888 00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:57,537 It's nice to feel special at camp. 889 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,975 You know I also invented the remix part. 890 00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:03,456 - Like, of the crush rap? - Yeah. 891 00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:06,372 - That's the best part. - I know. 892 00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:09,984 But Jacob's whole point is like... 893 00:46:10,202 --> 00:46:11,812 He said it's better if he does it, 894 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:14,162 'cause it's more of a surprise. 895 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,817 But what's the surprise? 896 00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:19,385 Doesn't he do it every time? 897 00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:23,955 Thank you again for marrying me. 898 00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:28,002 It multiplies my cool factor by like 1,000. 899 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,396 Don't listen to what the guys say. 900 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,661 Trust me, when you're older, 901 00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:37,142 you'll be cooler than all of them. 902 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,408 Hope you're right. But for now, 903 00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:44,976 the only thing that'll make you cool to them 904 00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:48,849 is if you have your penis manipulated by a girl's hand. 905 00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:50,764 You mean a handjob? 906 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,419 Mm-hmm. The devil's handshake. 907 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,901 If you want, 908 00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,033 you can tell the guys you got one. 909 00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:00,208 From me. 910 00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:02,428 But why would I say that? 911 00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:06,432 Sometimes, you just gotta fake it 'til you make it. 912 00:47:06,649 --> 00:47:08,826 Okay, swear you won't tell anyone? 913 00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:10,828 - I won't. - Like at all? 914 00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:12,351 - I won't. - Please. 915 00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:15,049 What'd you do? 916 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,792 I just, I did this dumb thing at school 917 00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:23,797 where I told everyone I had this boyfriend from camp, 918 00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:26,191 and that he was this hot French boy 919 00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:28,149 who'd like, serenade me, 920 00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:32,066 and was just like, obsessed with me. 921 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,678 Named Jacques. 922 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,856 Wait. You mean Jacques-ob? 923 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:45,775 Then the girls were suspicious 924 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,691 and thought I was lying and asked to meet him, 925 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,868 so I said that we broke up 926 00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:52,913 and he went crazy from the heartbreak, 927 00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:55,698 and was sent away to a mental institution. 928 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,091 Well played. 929 00:47:57,309 --> 00:47:58,963 Not really. 930 00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,703 They figured it out. 931 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,750 And then everyone treated me like shit. 932 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,409 Is that when you started talking to Alan the stalker? 933 00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:14,413 Yeah, there's also no Alan. 934 00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:17,285 Sorry about 935 00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:19,244 lying about that too. 936 00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:23,639 I'm sorry. 937 00:48:24,989 --> 00:48:26,468 I don't give a shit. 938 00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:29,297 I'm the same guy that catfished his principal 939 00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:32,474 pretending to be a 42-year-old hooker named Kathy. 940 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,956 Like, I told everyone from home 941 00:48:36,174 --> 00:48:39,394 that I had this guy from camp that was obsessed with me, 942 00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,657 and everyone from camp 943 00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:45,052 that I had this guy from home that was obsessed with me. 944 00:48:45,270 --> 00:48:47,489 But, really, 945 00:48:47,707 --> 00:48:50,101 no one's thinking about me. 946 00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:52,625 I mean... 947 00:48:53,843 --> 00:48:55,454 I think about you. 948 00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:41,935 Kissed you, I have. 949 00:49:43,763 --> 00:49:46,722 Lord Anakin, don't slaughter the children! 950 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:56,950 0 600. Base... 951 00:49:58,256 --> 00:50:00,171 Secured. 952 00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:04,784 As the captain... 953 00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:11,008 The darkness 954 00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:13,749 is his worst enemy. 955 00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:16,622 Udell. 956 00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,668 Where are you? Pick up! 957 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:21,105 I'm coming to get you. 958 00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:36,903 That won't be necessary. 959 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:40,298 Well, enjoy tonight. Truly. 960 00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:44,345 'Cause when I find you tomorrow, it's all over. 961 00:50:46,347 --> 00:50:48,654 You wish, Bob. We're gonna-- 962 00:50:48,871 --> 00:50:52,005 No, no, no. Not for them. For you. 963 00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:53,572 Yeah, I heard your parents 964 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,791 don't want you coming back next summer. 965 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:57,184 They're still deciding! 966 00:50:57,402 --> 00:50:58,707 No, it's decided. 967 00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,448 They emailed the camp office 968 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,276 to withdraw you and everything. 969 00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:17,030 Got your attention, huh? Good. 970 00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,381 'Cause I'm about to make you an offer 971 00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,253 one time and one time only. 972 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:26,822 I'm currently in Danny's office holding a ring of keys. 973 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,738 And one of these little buggers 974 00:51:29,956 --> 00:51:32,263 opens Danny's lock box full of petty cash. 975 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,702 Added all up, and I would say it's quite a haul. 976 00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:41,315 To the tune of, hmm, eight, nine grand. 977 00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:45,014 That kind of coin would get you, maybe... 978 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,495 One more summer at camp? 979 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,109 Could be useful in event 980 00:51:52,326 --> 00:51:54,720 your "run away forever" plan doesn't work out. 981 00:51:57,026 --> 00:52:00,595 No deal, Bob, I'm not taking your fucking bribe. 982 00:52:00,813 --> 00:52:02,771 I'd never sell out my Dillos. 983 00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:07,124 You know, Udell, you and I aren't that different. 984 00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,040 I bet in another life we could've been friends. 985 00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:13,130 Yeah. And in another life, 986 00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:15,001 maybe my parents would like each other. 987 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:16,829 And I would have a four inch dick. 988 00:52:18,744 --> 00:52:21,355 I've been doing this a long time. 989 00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:24,663 I love camp more than anything too, Udell. 990 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,100 Why do you think I stuck around so long? 991 00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:30,625 Nah, I see myself in you, kid. 992 00:52:31,844 --> 00:52:34,020 We couldn't be more different. 993 00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,022 You sit alone in the woods, 994 00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:38,938 and I've got my Dillos keeping me alive and strong. 995 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,679 You want to know how this ends, Udell? 996 00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:43,551 I win, you lose. 997 00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:45,814 You're never gonna find us, Bob. 998 00:52:46,032 --> 00:52:49,383 Not today, not tomorrow. 999 00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:51,733 We're gonna make it. 1000 00:52:51,951 --> 00:52:55,911 'Cause we've got everything we need to survive. 1001 00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:21,459 You okay, big man? 1002 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,552 Okay, so, ideally, 1003 00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:30,468 we wouldn't have gone through all our snacks in one night. 1004 00:53:30,685 --> 00:53:32,644 But now, we get to see 1005 00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:35,603 what Old Camp pantry really has to offer. 1006 00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:37,518 Exhibit A. 1007 00:53:37,736 --> 00:53:41,218 Tali, peanut butter jelly time? 1008 00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:43,263 Yeah, I guess. 1009 00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:50,227 - Ew. - Oh, god. 1010 00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,620 Looks a little darker than usual. 1011 00:53:52,838 --> 00:53:54,100 Is all the food expired? 1012 00:53:54,274 --> 00:53:56,058 No, it just, this is just how they used to 1013 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,104 make peanut butter before it got all woke. 1014 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:00,454 Jacob, it smells like my dog's asshole. 1015 00:54:01,455 --> 00:54:03,849 Aw, I miss my dog. 1016 00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:05,764 Smells like my Nana when they found her body. 1017 00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,287 All mushy. 1018 00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:11,465 She would've been proud of the woman you became. 1019 00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:13,293 What the fuck? 1020 00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,345 Don't, just don't. 1021 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:27,786 Yeah, I... I like it. 1022 00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:31,267 What else do we have? 1023 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,270 Maybe like the beginning of a salad? 1024 00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:35,096 Cook this guy up. 1025 00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:36,490 The hell is that?! I am not eating that! 1026 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:37,622 - Jesus. - No! 1027 00:54:37,839 --> 00:54:39,667 Relax, I'd remove the eyes. 1028 00:54:39,885 --> 00:54:43,584 Well I found a can of tomatoes! 1029 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:47,284 Hey, man, are you sure 1030 00:54:47,501 --> 00:54:48,676 this water's okay to fish in? 1031 00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:49,982 It looks like it's full of shit. 1032 00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:51,984 I feel like the rat was a good idea, 1033 00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:53,594 you didn't really give it a chance. 1034 00:54:53,812 --> 00:54:56,075 Charness, just fish, please. 1035 00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:05,432 Hey, did uh, did Tali say anything to you last night? 1036 00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:06,955 Like, about me? 1037 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:10,307 Nothing I can remember. 1038 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:12,309 Did something happen? 1039 00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:14,485 Well, which one's second base? 1040 00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:17,183 You went to second base? 1041 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:18,880 No, I wouldn't kiss and tell, 1042 00:55:19,098 --> 00:55:20,491 I'm just wondering, generally. 1043 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,754 First base, kissing with tongue, and moaning. 1044 00:55:22,971 --> 00:55:26,323 Second base, tits out, no bulge, kissing and moaning. 1045 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:28,977 Third base, you lick her butthole 1046 00:55:29,195 --> 00:55:30,849 and then you have dinner with her parents. 1047 00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:32,416 Did you do that? 1048 00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:43,731 Well, actually, I was going to say... 1049 00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:46,560 Tali's actually gotten a lot cooler 1050 00:55:46,778 --> 00:55:48,780 and funnier than I remembered. 1051 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,707 Oh Dillos! 1052 00:56:05,797 --> 00:56:07,233 What the fuck? 1053 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,889 Morning, gents. 1054 00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:22,074 I'd say I told you so, but I think it's pretty damn clear. 1055 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:24,337 How did you find us? 1056 00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:27,384 You stole the map to old camp. 1057 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:30,212 "Oh, let's do camp forever. 1058 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,866 What a sustainable long-term plan." 1059 00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,260 You know there's a rat carcass on the barbecue? 1060 00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:36,175 Those things carry Ebola, right? 1061 00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:40,397 Leon. What the hell happened to you? 1062 00:56:41,354 --> 00:56:43,095 Sophie stroked my penis. 1063 00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:48,100 Okay. 1064 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:55,673 Come on. 1065 00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,370 You know this plan was doomed. 1066 00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:59,154 Didn't you, Udell? 1067 00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:03,724 Okay, fine. I'll take the deal. 1068 00:57:10,209 --> 00:57:12,994 Kid, it's way too late for that. 1069 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:14,735 But if it makes you feel any better, 1070 00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:17,042 I was never gonna give you that cash in the first place. 1071 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,826 Jacob, what's he talking about? 1072 00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:20,959 Your fearless leader didn't tell you? 1073 00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:23,962 Jacob's not coming back next year, 1074 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,964 his parents won't shell out the dough. 1075 00:57:27,356 --> 00:57:28,575 Is that true? 1076 00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:36,104 Yeah. He knew that. 1077 00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:39,412 And now, no one's coming back next summer! 1078 00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:45,810 Unless, starting right now, 1079 00:57:46,027 --> 00:57:49,422 you obey my every word. 1080 00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:51,642 I am bringing you back to camp 1081 00:57:51,859 --> 00:57:54,209 where you will sit in the infirmary 1082 00:57:54,427 --> 00:57:55,776 like God's perfect angels 1083 00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:57,169 until your parents arrive. 1084 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:00,694 And then... 1085 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,523 we write this off as our little secret. 1086 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:07,396 Sounds like a bribe so you don't get fired. 1087 00:58:07,571 --> 00:58:08,701 Astute. 1088 00:58:08,702 --> 00:58:10,965 Udell, I think I speak for everyone 1089 00:58:11,183 --> 00:58:13,490 when I say we're gonna miss that keen intuition 1090 00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,230 when you're gone next year. 1091 00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:20,627 All right. Let's go. Hey, Jake! 1092 00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:22,934 Angus, don't move! Nobody move! Jacob! 1093 00:58:24,544 --> 00:58:27,591 Come on! Jacob! Udell, be reasonable. 1094 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,038 What the fuck! 1095 00:58:40,255 --> 00:58:42,040 Whoa, whoa! 1096 00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,695 Holy shit! Get off the hood! 1097 00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:46,523 - Stop! - Never! 1098 00:58:49,395 --> 00:58:50,439 Ah! Stop! 1099 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,267 You're too old for camp, Bob! 1100 00:58:52,485 --> 00:58:53,660 - You think you're tough? - No! 1101 00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:55,183 You think you're gonna break me? 1102 00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:56,924 Mow him down, Jacob! 1103 00:59:00,493 --> 00:59:02,495 Get the fuck off, Bob! 1104 00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:04,541 I'm gonna buck you! 1105 00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:05,889 You're gonna what me? 1106 00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:07,413 I'm gonna buck you off the hood! 1107 00:59:09,067 --> 00:59:09,807 Evil, evil child! 1108 00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:11,678 Cuddles. 1109 00:59:14,725 --> 00:59:16,422 I think there's something on my windshield. 1110 00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:19,556 You got the devil in you! 1111 00:59:20,948 --> 00:59:22,080 You little prick! 1112 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:25,518 Yes! 1113 00:59:25,692 --> 00:59:26,563 You're gonna kill us! 1114 00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:32,830 Bye-bye, Bobby! 1115 00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:35,876 Whoa! 1116 00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:45,146 Oh my God! 1117 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,585 Did he fucking kill him? 1118 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:50,369 No, no, no, no. I can't go to prison. 1119 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:51,848 I can't go to prison! 1120 00:59:51,849 --> 00:59:53,807 Guys like me don't make it out of juvie. 1121 01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:05,689 Nobody move. 1122 01:00:05,906 --> 01:00:07,604 Oh, fuck, he's alive. 1123 01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:09,040 Everybody run! 1124 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,138 I'll protect you. 1125 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:24,490 For my wife! 1126 01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:26,927 Leon! 1127 01:00:27,754 --> 01:00:30,627 Leon! Leon! 1128 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:31,932 Leon! 1129 01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:38,591 Fineman forever! 1130 01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:42,290 Shit. 1131 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,317 Hi. Thank you. 1132 01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:21,155 Pretty badass, right? 1133 01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:24,071 Leon. 1134 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:30,556 The last 24 hours has been so, so great. 1135 01:01:30,730 --> 01:01:31,992 Agreed. 1136 01:01:32,210 --> 01:01:34,691 But, I have to go back to the city. 1137 01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:37,737 And, Leon, you're ten. 1138 01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:39,434 And you live in Georgia. 1139 01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:44,309 Wait, we're breaking up? 1140 01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:46,006 I am in so deep right now. 1141 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,139 I screwed up at work big time. 1142 01:01:48,356 --> 01:01:51,142 And if I can't find a way to fix this 1143 01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:53,274 and I lose my job, then... 1144 01:01:56,321 --> 01:02:00,064 Then there's truly nothing left for me. 1145 01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:03,023 I don't want to go home. 1146 01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:06,897 Leon, we can still be friends. 1147 01:02:08,202 --> 01:02:12,250 Sophie, you're making the biggest fucking mistake. 1148 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:16,123 I have 150 kids who just... 1149 01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:20,214 absolutely hate me. 1150 01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:21,954 All it really takes is just 1151 01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:23,783 love 'em, feed 'em, and put a Band-Aid on their knee. 1152 01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:27,178 It's really not so complicated. 1153 01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,747 Oh, put a Band-Aid on their knee? 1154 01:02:30,921 --> 01:02:32,399 Yeah. 1155 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,445 You forgot about the part where they defraud you 1156 01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,490 and run you over with your own truck. 1157 01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:38,450 Life's a bitch, Bob. Get in line. 1158 01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:42,367 I'm locking you in. Good day, good night. 1159 01:02:47,111 --> 01:02:49,113 My key. Where's my key? 1160 01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,815 So you're gonna steal 8,000 dollars 1161 01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,555 to pay for camp next summer, 1162 01:02:57,556 --> 01:02:59,601 and your parents aren't gonna ask where you got it? 1163 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,081 Of course they will. 1164 01:03:01,299 --> 01:03:02,648 That's why I'm gonna break it up 1165 01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:04,302 into a bunch of 18 dollar checks. 1166 01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:05,869 Say it's Bar Mitzvah gifts. 1167 01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:07,608 It's called money laundering. 1168 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:11,091 This mission has now gone from a runaway to a robbery. 1169 01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,615 No one is getting kicked out of camp today. 1170 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:16,531 Bob needs this to go away as much as we do. 1171 01:03:16,749 --> 01:03:18,795 So all you guys have to do 1172 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,840 is get back to camp tomorrow morning before parents arrive. 1173 01:03:21,058 --> 01:03:22,755 And then I'll steal the cash box 1174 01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,452 and be able to pay for my own camp. 1175 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:28,194 Look, you're a total bitch 1176 01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:29,414 for not telling us about next summer. 1177 01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:31,764 Agreed. Same page. I'm a bitch. 1178 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,940 But, you did throw Bob through a wall, 1179 01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:35,637 which was on the list of things 1180 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,422 I need to see before I die. 1181 01:03:38,075 --> 01:03:40,381 I think we need to keep pushing forward. 1182 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:43,080 Yes! Thank you, Charn. 1183 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,560 Look, good things have been happening to all of us. 1184 01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,694 Not just you. Right, Tali? 1185 01:03:51,653 --> 01:03:52,916 I guess that's true. 1186 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,878 Okay. Great. 1187 01:04:00,184 --> 01:04:03,013 So, I was thinking we head west 1188 01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:05,189 towards Hanlin's Peak. 1189 01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,147 Dude, Hanlin's Peak is like, cliffs. 1190 01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:08,453 Gimme that. 1191 01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:10,759 Combe's Bay is way flatter, and-- 1192 01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:12,718 That is way too long, Charn. 1193 01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:14,024 It's really not. 1194 01:04:15,286 --> 01:04:17,505 Come on. Let's go. 1195 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:26,732 You're not touching that cash, you miserable turd. 1196 01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,387 Oh, God dammit, why's he back early? 1197 01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:32,738 Hey, Danny-O! 1198 01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:34,522 Thought I wasn't seeing you 'til morning. 1199 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,046 Miss me too much? 1200 01:04:36,263 --> 01:04:38,178 No, I just thought it'd be less of a hassle 1201 01:04:38,396 --> 01:04:39,744 if I sleep here tonight. 1202 01:04:39,745 --> 01:04:41,660 You know, in case the parents come over early. 1203 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,009 Oh, speaking of heading in, 1204 01:04:43,227 --> 01:04:44,532 I'd love to come inside 1205 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:46,578 and see how the big man gets comfy. 1206 01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:49,624 I'm gonna go in here-- 1207 01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,321 I can light you up a fire, 1208 01:04:51,322 --> 01:04:52,671 come inside and leave right after I light the fire. 1209 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:53,976 No, it's good, okay? 1210 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:55,979 You should go to the infirmary. Okay? 1211 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:57,763 Uh-huh. Night-night. 1212 01:04:57,937 --> 01:05:00,157 Yes. Do not come in here. At all. Ever. 1213 01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:01,941 Thank you. 1214 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:13,387 Bob? 1215 01:05:15,955 --> 01:05:18,740 Ah, so, I think the problem 1216 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,786 was that the MI stands for miles 1217 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:21,918 and not minutes. 1218 01:05:22,135 --> 01:05:23,223 My mistake, sorry. 1219 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,358 So we're lost. Cool. 1220 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:31,144 What? No, we're fine. We're fine, okay? 1221 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:32,929 Well, I guess the map didn't mention 1222 01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:34,756 the giant fucking cliff. 1223 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:38,935 Or did it? 1224 01:05:40,893 --> 01:05:42,112 Did it? 1225 01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:44,549 No. No it didn't. 1226 01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,768 Yeah, this is a dead end. 1227 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,727 Look, I have a plan. 1228 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:52,470 If we go down slowly, and maybe go to that ridge-- 1229 01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:54,079 Great, why don't you do your plan, 1230 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,952 and Tal and I will just meet you back at the-- 1231 01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:58,606 Okay, stop. When did you start calling her "Tal,"? 1232 01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,957 Well, I mean, that's what you call her. 1233 01:06:01,131 --> 01:06:03,437 What are you gonna do next? Hook up? 1234 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:07,789 What if we did? 1235 01:06:10,879 --> 01:06:13,273 Wow. Just... 1236 01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:17,495 I can't believe you chose him. 1237 01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:20,237 - Okay. Fuck you! - Charness! 1238 01:06:20,454 --> 01:06:21,847 You wanna write home? 1239 01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:23,109 Guys, stop it! 1240 01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,371 Should we get out the typewriter? 1241 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,373 Fucker! 1242 01:06:26,591 --> 01:06:28,375 Dear mom and dad. Ding! 1243 01:06:28,593 --> 01:06:30,508 Jacob is a psycho piece of shit 1244 01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:32,553 who only cares about being in charge. 1245 01:06:32,771 --> 01:06:34,293 Ding! Enough! 1246 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:36,209 He won't eat anything spicier than a green pepper 1247 01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:39,125 and he once jerked off to a picture of his aunt! 1248 01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:40,997 I told you that in private! 1249 01:06:41,171 --> 01:06:44,261 - I don't care! - She wasn't blood related! 1250 01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:47,003 And dear Mom and Dad. 1251 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:49,005 Charness is a jealous dick... - Stop it! 1252 01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:51,398 Who faked his nut allergy for attention. 1253 01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:54,793 And he only likes Tali because he wants to be me! 1254 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,098 Guys, stop it! 1255 01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:58,014 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! - 1256 01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,450 Get off! 1257 01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,017 I know your life sucks 1258 01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:02,018 'cause you don't have any friends. 1259 01:07:02,235 --> 01:07:03,193 I do have friends. 1260 01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:04,629 Yeah, like you have parents. 1261 01:07:04,846 --> 01:07:06,718 Well at least my parents don't hate me. 1262 01:07:06,935 --> 01:07:08,459 Why are you always in charge? 1263 01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:10,461 You think I'm the one who follows you? 1264 01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:12,332 I came up with the fucking crush rap. 1265 01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,900 Your remix ideas are aggressively unfunny. 1266 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,162 I literally have a notebook 1267 01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,598 full of ideas that are way better. 1268 01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:19,296 Number one, Obama and Shabbat. 1269 01:07:19,513 --> 01:07:20,514 Number two, Danny if he was Jamaican. 1270 01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:22,081 Do you have any? 1271 01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:26,390 Come on. Give us an idea. Give us an original idea. 1272 01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:31,830 No? I'll go. 1273 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,309 Yoda as Kim Jong Un. 1274 01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:36,226 Minion porn. Taylor Swift trying to juggle. 1275 01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:39,011 Fine. Take the remix. I don't care. 1276 01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:41,057 Oh, my God, you are such a fucking liar. 1277 01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:42,709 No I'm not! 1278 01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:44,451 Dude, you ruin any good relationship in your life. 1279 01:07:49,674 --> 01:07:51,589 Dude! What the fuck? Give those back! 1280 01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:53,504 What are you doing? - No! 1281 01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:01,294 Now you and all your friends can go find it. 1282 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,081 Fuck you! 1283 01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:12,218 Tal, let's go. 1284 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:18,355 Wait. Please, wait, Tal, please, help me. 1285 01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:19,965 That's all I ever do. 1286 01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:23,316 Are you ever once gonna think about me? 1287 01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:25,101 I wanted to be with you so bad 1288 01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:28,060 I literally started pretending we were together. 1289 01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:30,671 Yeah. Except she had to make you seem way cooler 1290 01:08:30,889 --> 01:08:32,019 than you actually are. 1291 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,544 She made up this entire backstory 1292 01:08:33,761 --> 01:08:35,067 about how you were a hot French psycho! 1293 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:36,373 Shut up! 1294 01:08:36,590 --> 01:08:38,766 Why did you not tell me about that? 1295 01:08:38,984 --> 01:08:40,899 Because it's humiliating. 1296 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,292 Almost as humiliating 1297 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:44,903 as you hooking up with my best friend. 1298 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,382 Come on. 1299 01:08:46,383 --> 01:08:48,907 We only did that because we were mad at you. 1300 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:52,650 Ow. 1301 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:56,349 I mean... 1302 01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,525 You know what I mean. 1303 01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:01,659 Yeah. 1304 01:09:05,706 --> 01:09:07,317 I wanna go home. 1305 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,674 Where's Udell? 1306 01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:04,287 Your guess is as good as ours. 1307 01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:08,552 For real. 1308 01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:11,859 Get in. 1309 01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:27,223 Udell, can you hear me? 1310 01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:32,793 Udell, you there? 1311 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:36,144 Can you hear me? 1312 01:10:41,585 --> 01:10:43,456 Whatever you're running away from, 1313 01:10:45,893 --> 01:10:47,982 staying back here ain't gonna fix it. 1314 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:53,858 You can still turn this around. 1315 01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:56,469 It's not too late. You know? 1316 01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:59,559 I built my whole life around staying at camp. 1317 01:10:59,777 --> 01:11:03,215 Sounds dreamy until you wake up and realize 1318 01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:05,652 you got nothing left to live for. 1319 01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:09,047 Bob. 1320 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:10,918 You don't think that I have a plan? 1321 01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,877 I am getting that cash. 1322 01:11:13,094 --> 01:11:15,140 And tomorrow morning, before parents arrive, 1323 01:11:15,314 --> 01:11:18,317 I will be at the infirmary with the money in my hand. 1324 01:11:18,535 --> 01:11:20,188 Because next summer, 1325 01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:23,235 I am going back to camp. 1326 01:11:23,409 --> 01:11:25,237 It's a lose-lose for you, Bob. 1327 01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,588 Either you lose 8,000 dollars, 1328 01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:31,374 or you admit to losing five kids. 1329 01:11:32,113 --> 01:11:35,160 Either way, you are done. 1330 01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,640 Okay. 1331 01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:40,948 Looks like we're gonna do this the hard way. 1332 01:11:42,515 --> 01:11:45,562 One of us is leaving camp tomorrow for good. 1333 01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,565 And newsflash, it's not gonna be me! 1334 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,394 You got that Udell? 1335 01:11:52,786 --> 01:11:55,006 You ready to pack that duffel one last time? 1336 01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:58,705 Ready to take that last walk across Foster Field? 1337 01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:02,666 Udell? 1338 01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:05,712 Udell? 1339 01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,723 Let's fucking go. 1340 01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:27,952 Shit! 1341 01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:03,727 From Danny's cabin 1342 01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:07,208 all the way to the infirmary. 1343 01:13:34,932 --> 01:13:37,151 I got your nose, weasel. 1344 01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:39,023 Excuse me! 1345 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,547 Oh, you must be Leon's parents. What a pleasure. 1346 01:13:41,765 --> 01:13:43,680 Look, I'm sorry, I have to step out, so I-- 1347 01:13:43,897 --> 01:13:45,725 We just wanted to do a quick comparison 1348 01:13:45,943 --> 01:13:47,335 of your camp's pink-eye protocols 1349 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:48,989 with those of the CDC. 1350 01:13:49,207 --> 01:13:50,077 Okay. 1351 01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:58,782 I believe that we will win. 1352 01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:01,872 I believe that we will win. 1353 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:29,116 Here, kitty, kitty. 1354 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:38,517 Mother f-- 1355 01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:04,500 What, did you forget where the infirmary was? 1356 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,572 Where are the harnesses? No! 1357 01:15:37,141 --> 01:15:39,883 Udell! Just get down. 1358 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,928 I'll get you camp. 1359 01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:45,453 You can keep the money! 1360 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,194 Udell, please. 1361 01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:50,023 Three, two-- Ah! 1362 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,590 Shit. 1363 01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:55,638 Woo! 1364 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,120 Fuck you, Bob! 1365 01:16:00,338 --> 01:16:03,080 Udell! You've gone insane! 1366 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,517 Fastest way across camp! 1367 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:07,475 Come on! 1368 01:16:11,828 --> 01:16:12,742 No, no, no! 1369 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:19,139 Whoa! 1370 01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,752 Bobby's coming. 1371 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,677 Whoa, Bob! Slow down there, buddy! 1372 01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:37,375 I got a kid to save, you prick! 1373 01:16:38,898 --> 01:16:41,640 So, would you like to head to the infirmary? 1374 01:16:41,858 --> 01:16:43,555 - Yeah, sounds good. - Yeah, come on. 1375 01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,734 Fuck! 1376 01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:52,477 Help! Please! Somebody! 1377 01:16:52,651 --> 01:16:54,435 Let's go! 1378 01:17:06,056 --> 01:17:10,451 Trust! Trust! Somebody! 1379 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,018 Trust! 1380 01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:15,631 Trust! 1381 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,329 Fall! 1382 01:17:50,187 --> 01:17:52,711 Dangerous! Irresponsible! 1383 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:55,627 Are you fucking insane? 1384 01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:58,543 You could've been killed! Like... 1385 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,633 Why are you like this? 1386 01:18:01,807 --> 01:18:03,155 Holy... 1387 01:18:03,156 --> 01:18:05,463 Okay, sorry, I shouldn't have said that. Sorry. 1388 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:08,292 Actually, no, I'm not sorry. You should be sorry. 1389 01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:11,295 Now go sit down there. Now. 1390 01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:13,558 Sit down there. Don't move. 1391 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:40,716 Hey. Get your leg up. 1392 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,726 This'll probably sting a little. 1393 01:18:53,598 --> 01:18:55,165 That's a good one. 1394 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,350 There you go. 1395 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:16,403 I'm sorry about your car. 1396 01:19:18,231 --> 01:19:19,755 Makes two of us. 1397 01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:26,674 And I'm sorry your wife left you at the altar 1398 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,852 'cause you circumcised too much of your-- 1399 01:19:30,069 --> 01:19:31,462 Appreciate it. 1400 01:19:34,421 --> 01:19:35,988 You know, Udell. 1401 01:19:36,206 --> 01:19:38,208 You stay at camp long enough, 1402 01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:40,688 you start to realize 1403 01:19:42,647 --> 01:19:45,432 part of what makes it all magic 1404 01:19:47,739 --> 01:19:49,175 is that it ends. 1405 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:56,835 Jacob. 1406 01:19:59,664 --> 01:20:00,926 Let's go to the car. 1407 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:26,778 ♪ All of my friends got hooked up last night ♪ 1408 01:20:26,952 --> 01:20:28,431 Hi, guys! 1409 01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:30,826 Hey! Jacob, I'm so glad to finally meet you. 1410 01:20:33,872 --> 01:20:36,353 Yeah. Jacob, you remember Gordon. 1411 01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:38,398 - Hey, Jacob! - Hello. 1412 01:20:39,747 --> 01:20:42,576 - Okay! - Let's get inside. Yeah. 1413 01:20:44,143 --> 01:20:49,322 ♪ Show me what a body feels like in my hands ♪ 1414 01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:53,544 ♪ It's hard to remember ♪ 1415 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:59,158 ♪ I've been looking for a new god of some kind ♪ 1416 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:02,553 Either of you want a snack? We've got pasta. 1417 01:21:02,770 --> 01:21:04,685 - Oh. - That's... thank you. 1418 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,818 Yeah, I made it myself. 1419 01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:09,429 - Wow! Thank you. - Yeah. 1420 01:21:12,258 --> 01:21:16,262 I just wanted to really formally apologize. 1421 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,655 For everything. 1422 01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:21,441 And I'm gonna make it up. I promise. 1423 01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:24,531 I'll, I'll, I'll mow lawns. I'll become a house cleaner. 1424 01:21:24,749 --> 01:21:26,925 Jaylen's really good with crypto, so I-- 1425 01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:28,579 Okay, hey, Jacob, relax, it's okay. 1426 01:21:28,796 --> 01:21:30,189 It's just... 1427 01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:34,715 I know I screwed it up with like everyone. 1428 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:39,764 ♪ All of my friends got hooked up last night ♪ 1429 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:46,292 ♪ Now I'm feeling lost too maybe when the bees come ♪ 1430 01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:49,861 ♪ Maybe when the bees come ♪ 1431 01:21:51,863 --> 01:21:53,996 You are the greatest thing 1432 01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:56,476 that has ever happened to both of us. 1433 01:21:56,694 --> 01:21:59,479 That's right. Yeah, things are different, 1434 01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:02,091 but that doesn't mean they have to be worse. 1435 01:22:02,308 --> 01:22:05,050 But you have to give it a real try. 1436 01:22:05,268 --> 01:22:06,704 Yeah. 1437 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,401 ♪ Tell me now when this went wrong ♪ 1438 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:11,622 ♪ Tell me now when our words became empty ♪ 1439 01:22:12,797 --> 01:22:16,496 ♪ It was a cold sentence maybe I'm a helpless thing ♪ 1440 01:22:17,802 --> 01:22:21,284 ♪ It was a cold sentence maybe I'm a helpless thing ♪ 1441 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:31,120 Hey. 1442 01:22:32,425 --> 01:22:33,600 Mind if I join? 1443 01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:35,341 Magic club's open to all. 1444 01:22:37,517 --> 01:22:40,303 Today may just be lower attendance. 1445 01:22:41,173 --> 01:22:43,610 Probably a busy week for people. 1446 01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:45,351 What's in this one? 1447 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,445 Give it a shake. 1448 01:22:56,797 --> 01:22:58,321 You're a natural. 1449 01:22:58,538 --> 01:22:59,844 I guess it runs in the family. 1450 01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:03,717 Oh, hey Seamus. 1451 01:23:03,935 --> 01:23:05,763 Great to see you. This is Jacob. 1452 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:08,113 He got exploding dice on the first try. 1453 01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:09,767 Nice to meet you. 1454 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:14,119 So, are you more of a mind freak or a card shark? 1455 01:23:14,337 --> 01:23:15,816 Oh, no, I think he's just an observer. 1456 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:19,603 Well, no, I did actually have one question. 1457 01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:22,475 Do either of you have a trick 1458 01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:25,304 where you like break out of chains? 1459 01:23:25,522 --> 01:23:26,740 Like a mental patient. 1460 01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:29,265 I can teach you that one. No problem. 1461 01:23:29,482 --> 01:23:32,920 But you know... hang on a sec... 1462 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:35,880 I'm actually feeling a little nauseous. 1463 01:23:36,054 --> 01:23:37,402 Oh no, oh, my God. 1464 01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:39,014 Are you okay? Do you need water? I mean... 1465 01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:51,765 And she said the movie sucked, 1466 01:23:51,983 --> 01:23:54,029 but it was good, like it was so funny too. 1467 01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,727 Wait, could you say that again? 1468 01:23:56,944 --> 01:23:58,033 I couldn't hear you. 1469 01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:00,035 Oh, don't worry, you weren't there. 1470 01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:02,254 There was this pinata and these clowns. 1471 01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:04,213 Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, 1472 01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:05,910 bonjour, Hommocks Middle School. 1473 01:24:06,084 --> 01:24:09,827 I am looking for a madame by the name of Talia Simani. 1474 01:24:12,221 --> 01:24:14,571 Sweet Talia... 1475 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:16,703 - Jacob, what are you doing? - Baby, please. 1476 01:24:16,921 --> 01:24:19,663 Don't be a stranger. It's Jacques. 1477 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,622 I've broken out of the asylum for you! 1478 01:24:26,844 --> 01:24:29,455 oh, my God. Wait, Tali, is this your crazy ex? 1479 01:24:29,673 --> 01:24:31,457 Jacques J'udell, enchanté. 1480 01:24:31,675 --> 01:24:33,459 oh, my God. 1481 01:24:33,677 --> 01:24:36,593 I... I... Jacques, 1482 01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:38,029 I thought I told you. 1483 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,249 We broke up! 1484 01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:42,599 I, I just really-- 1485 01:24:44,122 --> 01:24:45,950 Dude! Get the hell out of my girl's face! 1486 01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:47,691 Talia is ours. 1487 01:24:47,908 --> 01:24:50,085 It's okay, Courtney, I've got this. 1488 01:24:50,259 --> 01:24:52,783 Sit down, you're scaring people. 1489 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,307 Also, the driver's gonna be back in a minute. 1490 01:24:55,525 --> 01:24:56,917 And she's like really protective 1491 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,441 about strangers coming on the bus. 1492 01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,618 He's totally real. 1493 01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:03,750 For the record, I always believed her. 1494 01:25:03,968 --> 01:25:05,274 Thank you for that. 1495 01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:08,103 Yeah. Of course. 1496 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,192 What the hell is going on here? 1497 01:25:10,409 --> 01:25:12,107 I leave for five minutes, 1498 01:25:12,281 --> 01:25:14,674 and they tell me some French motherf-- 1499 01:25:18,287 --> 01:25:19,766 Hey, uh, buddy, I hope you don't mind, 1500 01:25:19,984 --> 01:25:21,116 I thought you might like to have 1501 01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:22,421 some friends here with you. 1502 01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:24,336 Hey! 1503 01:25:24,554 --> 01:25:25,990 Hi. 1504 01:25:27,426 --> 01:25:28,819 Hi. 1505 01:25:29,036 --> 01:25:31,909 Udell. Well, well, well. 1506 01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:33,128 Hi, Bob. - Hey, guys. 1507 01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,824 Bob? 1508 01:25:34,825 --> 01:25:36,783 Wow, you look slicker than a greased watermelon. 1509 01:25:37,001 --> 01:25:39,134 Thank you, Bob. 1510 01:25:39,351 --> 01:25:40,961 Kind of surprised to see you here. 1511 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:42,528 Well, I'll be honest. 1512 01:25:42,746 --> 01:25:44,182 I was kind of surprised to get the invite. 1513 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,402 I'm thinking your dad thought I was a child. 1514 01:25:46,619 --> 01:25:48,099 Speaking of overgrown children, 1515 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:50,057 where is the little fungal stump? 1516 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,714 Yeah. 1517 01:25:55,454 --> 01:25:58,327 Have you guys heard from Charn? 1518 01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:05,072 Dana, from the moment we first met, 1519 01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:08,380 I knew the next chapter of my life had begun. 1520 01:26:10,121 --> 01:26:12,732 You fill me up with more joy 1521 01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:14,865 than I could possibly imagine. 1522 01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:18,564 And I vow to fill you up even more. 1523 01:26:18,782 --> 01:26:20,175 In bed. 1524 01:26:21,611 --> 01:26:25,354 - What? - Sorry. Allergies. 1525 01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:33,579 Okay, um... 1526 01:26:33,797 --> 01:26:36,713 All of my life has been prologue 1527 01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:38,628 leading up to this moment, 1528 01:26:38,845 --> 01:26:41,152 as we embark upon this adventure-- 1529 01:26:41,326 --> 01:26:43,502 What is marriage? 1530 01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:46,549 If you asked a dictionary it would say, 1531 01:26:46,766 --> 01:26:48,725 "When two people get married." 1532 01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:51,206 But love, 1533 01:26:52,642 --> 01:26:54,905 that's a little bit more complicated. 1534 01:26:56,559 --> 01:26:58,604 Not that you guys need a reminder. 1535 01:26:58,822 --> 01:27:01,520 I mean you're both on marriage number two. 1536 01:27:01,738 --> 01:27:03,043 Ha! 1537 01:27:05,176 --> 01:27:08,788 You do crazy things to hold onto what you love. 1538 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:12,270 And you do hold on tight 1539 01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:14,098 because you're terrified 1540 01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:16,231 of what it would be like if you lost it. 1541 01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:20,452 And sometimes you do lose it, 1542 01:27:20,670 --> 01:27:23,803 but maybe it's not fully gone. 1543 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,502 I hope. 1544 01:27:28,982 --> 01:27:30,288 Um... 1545 01:27:31,637 --> 01:27:34,466 Here's to finding the one. 1546 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:48,045 Am I a bullfrog or is hotter than July? 1547 01:27:54,878 --> 01:27:59,056 Ju-ly! 1548 01:28:04,017 --> 01:28:05,584 Oh, my God. 1549 01:28:11,938 --> 01:28:15,855 Um... Sorry, this is, uh, usually when-- 1550 01:28:16,073 --> 01:28:18,728 Jakey, baby, tell it to me fresh. 1551 01:28:21,165 --> 01:28:23,776 Well! 1552 01:28:28,259 --> 01:28:30,957 Let's go! Crush rap! 1553 01:28:31,175 --> 01:28:32,655 My name's Jacob. - And my name's Charn. 1554 01:28:32,872 --> 01:28:34,396 And there's a funny little rumor 1555 01:28:34,613 --> 01:28:35,875 going 'round the barn. 1556 01:28:36,093 --> 01:28:38,095 A couple of love birds, we don't know who. 1557 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,705 The chickens won't-- - Peep! 1558 01:28:39,923 --> 01:28:41,316 - The cows won't-- - Dad? 1559 01:28:41,533 --> 01:28:43,143 We asked the goats, still no luck. 1560 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,320 The llama said, "I don't give a..." 1561 01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:50,063 You got this. Go. 1562 01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:52,327 Oh, Jesus, there's more. 1563 01:28:53,415 --> 01:28:56,505 Remix! 1564 01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:02,162 Hello, my name's Barack Obama. 1565 01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:06,166 Wow, he's finally doing it. 1566 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:07,732 Amen, y'all! 1567 01:29:07,733 --> 01:29:10,127 - Woo! Yeah, Charness! - Hello, vanilla latte. 1568 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,607 I think he's doing something racist. 1569 01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:17,874 Banana! Minion at Starbucks! 1570 01:29:19,397 --> 01:29:21,181 God, it's just Minions. It's just Minions! 1571 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:22,922 You sir, what do you do for work? 1572 01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:25,621 Happy birthday to me! 1573 01:29:25,838 --> 01:29:27,362 Check your crotch. 1574 01:29:30,321 --> 01:29:32,018 The five of diamonds everybody. 1575 01:29:34,281 --> 01:29:35,500 Oh, my God! 1576 01:29:35,718 --> 01:29:39,461 Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah! 1577 01:29:43,465 --> 01:29:45,075 I have a dream! 1578 01:29:49,558 --> 01:29:50,820 That's my boy! 1579 01:29:51,995 --> 01:29:53,910 Mark and Dana 1580 01:29:54,127 --> 01:29:55,390 hug and kiss! 1581 01:29:55,564 --> 01:29:57,783 Kiss! Kiss! 1582 01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:00,699 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1583 01:30:03,789 --> 01:30:05,312 Hey, yes! 1584 01:30:17,629 --> 01:30:21,198 I really feel like people didn't get the Minions thing. 1585 01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:22,504 It was perfect. 1586 01:30:22,721 --> 01:30:24,027 I totally got it. 1587 01:30:24,244 --> 01:30:26,333 That's how a Minion would act at Starbucks. 1588 01:30:26,508 --> 01:30:27,944 Thank you. 1589 01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:29,815 Seriously, you have to do that next summer. 1590 01:30:30,425 --> 01:30:31,861 Yeah, well, about that. 1591 01:30:32,644 --> 01:30:34,733 I'm not coming back next summer. 1592 01:30:34,951 --> 01:30:36,386 What? 1593 01:30:36,387 --> 01:30:38,520 My new school does this mandatory summer session. 1594 01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:40,435 I'm sorry. 1595 01:30:41,653 --> 01:30:43,394 Honestly, I hate to admit it, 1596 01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:45,135 but my new school is kinda bomb. 1597 01:30:45,352 --> 01:30:47,616 My parents said I can't focus, 1598 01:30:47,833 --> 01:30:49,356 so now I get all these accommodations. 1599 01:30:49,531 --> 01:30:51,402 Like I can take tests for as long as I want. 1600 01:30:51,576 --> 01:30:53,143 They're such dumbasses. 1601 01:30:54,492 --> 01:30:55,928 Oh, you two whispering is never good. 1602 01:30:56,146 --> 01:30:57,581 Don't worry, Bob. 1603 01:30:57,582 --> 01:31:00,193 Next summer, Fineman will finally be free of us. 1604 01:31:00,411 --> 01:31:02,152 Well, that makes three of us. 1605 01:31:02,369 --> 01:31:03,675 Danny gave me the boot. 1606 01:31:05,547 --> 01:31:08,071 Udell, don't you go worrying about old Bobby. 1607 01:31:08,288 --> 01:31:12,597 I can't believe we're never gonna be back at Foster Field. 1608 01:31:12,815 --> 01:31:15,470 Well after spending many an off-season at camp, 1609 01:31:15,644 --> 01:31:17,166 I can tell you boys, 1610 01:31:17,167 --> 01:31:19,517 it's not the place that makes it feels like Fineman. 1611 01:31:20,344 --> 01:31:22,477 It's you Dillos running on the woodchip path 1612 01:31:22,651 --> 01:31:23,521 when I tell you to walk. 1613 01:31:27,264 --> 01:31:28,395 Come dance! 1614 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:32,443 Hey, Bob, you want to join us? 1615 01:31:32,617 --> 01:31:34,271 Oh, no, you go ahead. 1616 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:35,968 I should play with the grown-ups. 1617 01:31:36,186 --> 01:31:39,232 Are you sure? You don't know anybody. 1618 01:31:39,929 --> 01:31:42,714 Go. Scram. 1619 01:31:43,628 --> 01:31:44,890 You too. 1620 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,834 ♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪ 1621 01:32:18,881 --> 01:32:21,840 ♪ You held it in your hands ♪ 1622 01:32:22,885 --> 01:32:25,278 ♪ I had flashes ♪ 1623 01:32:28,368 --> 01:32:30,327 ♪ But you saw the plan ♪ 1624 01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:34,679 ♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪ 1625 01:32:36,855 --> 01:32:40,380 ♪ While you just stayed in your room ♪ 1626 01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:43,514 ♪ I saw the crescent ♪ 1627 01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:49,564 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1628 01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:54,525 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 1629 01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:59,704 ♪ You were there in the turnstiles ♪ 1630 01:32:59,922 --> 01:33:01,924 ♪ with the wind at your heels ♪ 1631 01:33:02,141 --> 01:33:06,363 ♪ You stretched for the stars and you know how it feels ♪ 1632 01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:08,191 ♪ To reach too high ♪ 1633 01:33:09,192 --> 01:33:10,802 ♪ Too far ♪ 1634 01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:12,543 ♪ Too soon ♪ 1635 01:33:12,717 --> 01:33:16,678 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1636 01:33:16,895 --> 01:33:18,636 ♪ I was grounded ♪ 1637 01:33:23,119 --> 01:33:24,903 ♪ While you filled the skies ♪ 1638 01:33:25,121 --> 01:33:28,820 ♪ I was dumbfounded by truth ♪ 1639 01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:34,217 ♪ You cut through lies ♪ 1640 01:33:34,434 --> 01:33:37,437 ♪ I saw the rain dirty valley ♪ 1641 01:33:41,441 --> 01:33:43,487 ♪ You saw Brigadoon ♪ 1642 01:33:43,661 --> 01:33:46,751 ♪ I saw the crescent ♪ 1643 01:33:49,798 --> 01:33:52,844 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1644 01:34:11,254 --> 01:34:14,126 ♪ I spoke about wings ♪ 1645 01:34:17,216 --> 01:34:19,175 ♪ You just flew ♪ 1646 01:34:19,392 --> 01:34:22,439 ♪ I wondered I guessed I tried ♪ 1647 01:34:26,182 --> 01:34:28,271 ♪ You just knew ♪ 1648 01:34:28,488 --> 01:34:30,142 ♪ I sighed ♪ 1649 01:34:35,104 --> 01:34:37,802 ♪ But you swooned ♪ 1650 01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:40,022 ♪ I saw the crescent ♪ 1651 01:34:44,635 --> 01:34:47,464 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1652 01:34:50,467 --> 01:34:52,208 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 1653 01:34:54,253 --> 01:34:56,647 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 1654 01:34:56,821 --> 01:35:00,303 ♪ With a torch in your pocket and the wind at your heels ♪ 1655 01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:04,350 ♪ You climbed on the ladder and you know how it feels ♪ 1656 01:35:04,568 --> 01:35:06,526 ♪ To get too high ♪ 1657 01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:08,877 ♪ Too far ♪ 1658 01:35:09,094 --> 01:35:10,966 ♪ Too soon ♪ 1659 01:35:11,183 --> 01:35:14,709 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1660 01:35:17,146 --> 01:35:19,409 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 1661 01:35:20,497 --> 01:35:22,020 ♪ Hey yeah ♪ 1662 01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,545 ♪ Unicorns and cannonballs ♪ 1663 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,722 ♪ Palaces and piers ♪ 1664 01:35:27,896 --> 01:35:29,593 ♪ Trumpets and towers and tenements ♪ 1665 01:35:29,767 --> 01:35:31,813 ♪ Wide oceans full of tears ♪ 1666 01:35:32,030 --> 01:35:34,380 ♪ Flags, rags and ferryboats ♪ 1667 01:35:34,598 --> 01:35:36,556 ♪ Scimitars and scarves ♪ 1668 01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:39,211 ♪ Every precious dream and vision ♪ 1669 01:35:39,429 --> 01:35:40,604 ♪ Underneath the stars ♪ 1670 01:35:40,778 --> 01:35:42,649 ♪ Yes you climbed on the ladder ♪ 1671 01:35:42,824 --> 01:35:45,740 ♪ With the wind in your sails ♪ 1672 01:35:45,914 --> 01:35:50,353 ♪ You came like a comet blazing your trail ♪ 1673 01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,572 ♪ Too high ♪ 1674 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,879 ♪ Too far ♪ 1675 01:35:55,097 --> 01:35:57,229 ♪ Too soon ♪ 1676 01:35:57,447 --> 01:36:00,406 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1677 01:36:18,250 --> 01:36:24,082 ♪ Oh oh oh did you see the whole of the moon ♪ 1678 01:36:59,683 --> 01:37:04,470 ♪ I am the youngest of a family of spiders ♪ 1679 01:37:04,688 --> 01:37:09,214 ♪ I've got a web of my very own weaving ♪ 1680 01:37:09,432 --> 01:37:13,958 ♪ I know where I belong and nothing's gonna beat it ♪ 1681 01:37:14,176 --> 01:37:18,528 ♪ So I ain't going home just because I'm leaving ♪ 1682 01:37:20,704 --> 01:37:25,404 ♪ So let's just clear the air ♪ 1683 01:37:25,622 --> 01:37:31,149 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 1684 01:37:35,501 --> 01:37:40,898 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 1685 01:37:45,381 --> 01:37:49,559 ♪ Well the last time that I got lonely ♪ 1686 01:37:49,776 --> 01:37:53,868 ♪ I didn't even know your name ♪ 1687 01:37:54,738 --> 01:37:59,482 ♪ Once and again for the first time ♪ 1688 01:37:59,699 --> 01:38:04,095 ♪ Yeah it's hope but it ain't the same ♪ 1689 01:38:04,313 --> 01:38:08,839 ♪ I remember everything you told me ♪ 1690 01:38:09,013 --> 01:38:13,061 ♪ I remember you walking away ♪ 1691 01:38:14,453 --> 01:38:18,457 ♪ I felt it on the moment that I met you ♪ 1692 01:38:18,675 --> 01:38:23,027 ♪ And that felt like a place that I should stay ♪ 1693 01:38:25,725 --> 01:38:29,816 ♪ So let's just clear the air ♪ 1694 01:38:30,774 --> 01:38:36,475 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 1695 01:38:39,522 --> 01:38:46,616 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 1696 01:38:49,662 --> 01:38:54,450 ♪ We were around long before my birthday ♪ 1697 01:38:54,667 --> 01:38:59,020 ♪ They'll be around to throw flowers at my grave ♪ 1698 01:38:59,237 --> 01:39:03,938 ♪ Me and you got a history of history ♪ 1699 01:39:04,155 --> 01:39:09,030 ♪ Me and you two continuous waves ♪ 1700 01:39:11,554 --> 01:39:15,384 ♪ So let us fill the air ♪ 1701 01:39:15,601 --> 01:39:21,129 ♪ We are over here we're over there ♪ 1702 01:39:23,305 --> 01:39:27,178 difuze