1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:04,256 [♪ bright electronic music playing] 2 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:07,509 [Kim Kardashian] Previously on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:10,929 We all wanna congratulate Kourtney and Travis. 4 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:13,807 We cannot wait to meet Baby Rocky. 5 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:18,436 I don't think you were supposed to say-- Baby! 6 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:22,107 [Kris Jenner] Tonight is the premiere of American Horror Story. 7 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,693 [all cheering] 8 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:27,237 [Ryan Murphy] You were really, really good. They called me and were like, 9 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,072 "Do you think Kim would wanna do her own show?" 10 00:00:29,155 --> 00:00:31,783 So, last year, I made a commitment to myself 11 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,702 that I was gonna slow down. 12 00:00:33,785 --> 00:00:36,162 I was [bleep] lying to myself. 13 00:00:36,246 --> 00:00:38,790 Is there any, like, hope for Tristan 14 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:41,042 -or is that just, like-- -No. No. 15 00:00:41,126 --> 00:00:45,922 Everyone has been really judgy about how I spend my time 16 00:00:46,006 --> 00:00:47,883 because I'm not dating. 17 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:50,385 I'm a [bleep] control freak. 18 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,929 Tonight is Kim's birthday party. 19 00:00:53,013 --> 00:00:54,848 Kim better not be 12 hours late today. 20 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:57,350 Last year, she was definitely over an hour. 21 00:00:57,434 --> 00:00:59,644 [Kim] Khloé is unbearable these days. 22 00:00:59,728 --> 00:01:01,187 I'm not in the mood to deal. 23 00:01:01,271 --> 00:01:03,440 She needs to get out and live her life. 24 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:06,526 [Khloé Kardashian] [muffled] Kimberly! Happy birthday, babe. 25 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:08,612 [cheering] 26 00:01:08,695 --> 00:01:11,698 [♪ dramatic theme playing] 27 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:19,664 [♪ "Gotta Feeling" by Jamra playing] 28 00:01:22,876 --> 00:01:26,338 ♪ Hey, hey, what's the deal ♪ 29 00:01:26,421 --> 00:01:29,049 ♪ I say spin the wheel ♪ 30 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:33,261 -[Malika Haqq] Hi, babe. -[Khloé] Hi! 31 00:01:33,345 --> 00:01:35,472 Aw, hello! 32 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:37,349 Sorry if I stink. 33 00:01:37,432 --> 00:01:39,226 [Malika] No, you don't stink at all. 34 00:01:39,309 --> 00:01:40,894 [Khloé] No, I came from my workout. 35 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:42,854 [Malika] Well, that's just downstairs, boo. 36 00:01:42,938 --> 00:01:46,358 I'm so much happier at home, if you guys can't tell. 37 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:49,277 I don't feel like, "God, I gotta be out there." 38 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:51,071 I do not have FOMO. 39 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:55,617 I feel great about what I did last night, which was nothing. 40 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,077 [Malika] Where's Tatum? Is he asleep? 41 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,578 [Khloé] No, he just went to the park. 42 00:01:58,662 --> 00:02:00,247 [Malika] I need my baby fix. 43 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:01,498 [Khloé] Oh, my gosh. 44 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:05,126 So, I've been working on a project, 45 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:09,673 and I need your input and your support. 46 00:02:09,756 --> 00:02:12,968 -Okay. Obviously. -I wanna have another baby. 47 00:02:14,094 --> 00:02:15,929 -With who? -We don't know. 48 00:02:16,012 --> 00:02:17,889 -What? -We don't know. 49 00:02:17,973 --> 00:02:19,599 So, are we looking for a man? 50 00:02:19,683 --> 00:02:20,892 -No. -Oh, okay. 51 00:02:20,976 --> 00:02:25,188 I just think I might have to go to the sperm bank, ya know? 52 00:02:25,689 --> 00:02:26,690 Okay. 53 00:02:27,566 --> 00:02:28,567 Oh. 54 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:34,614 A sperm bank, okay. Well... I'll try anything once. 55 00:02:34,698 --> 00:02:37,492 [laughs] I mean, let's-let's-let's see what this is about. 56 00:02:37,576 --> 00:02:39,244 I have embryos if you want one. 57 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:42,205 I mean, that's not a terrible idea, actually. 58 00:02:42,289 --> 00:02:43,707 They're not. They're really cute. 59 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:46,418 I bet-- I mean, you make great babies. 60 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:49,254 -But could you imagine? -Oh, that would be super weird. 61 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,548 -But okay, so we wanna have another baby? -I mean, no-- Well-- 62 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:52,632 Yeah. 63 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:56,845 Malika has a beautiful three-and-a-half-year-old son named Ace. 64 00:02:56,928 --> 00:02:58,638 She's never wanted an only child. 65 00:02:58,722 --> 00:03:01,474 She's always wanted to have siblings for him. 66 00:03:01,558 --> 00:03:07,397 Obviously, her situation is different. She's not with the father of her son. 67 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,191 And respectfully, there's just no prospects. 68 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:14,487 I don't wanna be, like, 42, 45 and pregnant. 69 00:03:14,571 --> 00:03:16,281 I'm like, "I fought for this body." 70 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,033 -Mm-hmm. -But if I'm gonna carry, like, 71 00:03:18,116 --> 00:03:21,953 it has to happen almost now 'cause I'm not a spring chicken, 72 00:03:22,037 --> 00:03:23,663 -you know, but... -[chuckles] 73 00:03:23,747 --> 00:03:27,417 ...if I was gonna use a surrogate, then I have time. 74 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,836 Why don't we just ask Rob to give you some sperm? 75 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,005 -I mean-- -He's a good catch. 76 00:03:33,173 --> 00:03:35,508 -[squeals] -Excuse me, we like to keep this 77 00:03:35,592 --> 00:03:37,510 -in the family. -Oh, my God. 78 00:03:37,594 --> 00:03:38,970 Would you like to donate? 79 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:41,306 You guys have already slept together. 80 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,308 -[Rob Kardashian] [over phone] Hello? -Hi, baby. 81 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,477 -[Rob] Hey. -Um, I'm with Malika. 82 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,562 -[Rob] Hey. -[Khloé] Hey! 83 00:03:47,646 --> 00:03:48,855 -[Malika] Hey, Rob. -[Rob] Hey. 84 00:03:48,939 --> 00:03:52,025 Real serious question, though. Like, Bible serious. 85 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:54,986 Malika wants to have another kid. 86 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,696 -[Rob] Hey. -Hey. 87 00:03:56,780 --> 00:04:01,576 And she was gonna go to a sperm bank to get sperm, 88 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:05,622 -but I just said why not get it from you? -[Rob] I can't [bleep] anymore. 89 00:04:05,705 --> 00:04:07,958 -What? -Is it broke? 90 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:11,503 Rob, just-- You don't have to-- You just put it in a cup. 91 00:04:12,504 --> 00:04:14,714 -[Rob] I can't [bleep] anymore. -[Khloé chuckles] 92 00:04:14,798 --> 00:04:17,425 What, are you tired from last night? 93 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:21,763 But what does that have to do for the sperm? 94 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:24,015 [Rob] I just said I can't [bleep] anymore. 95 00:04:24,099 --> 00:04:25,809 -[Khloé] Okay. -[Khloé/Malika chuckling] 96 00:04:25,892 --> 00:04:28,186 [Rob] What, what don't you get? 97 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:30,522 Okay, well, we have time to prepare her womb, 98 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:32,983 so we could prepare your penis. 99 00:04:33,066 --> 00:04:36,820 So, we could-- You just simmer on this conversation, okay? 100 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:39,114 [Rob] I just told you I can't [bleep] anymore. 101 00:04:39,197 --> 00:04:42,242 Okay. I love you. This is weirder than I thought. 102 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:43,326 [Rob] I love you guys. 103 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:44,703 -Okay, love you too. Bye. -Love you more. 104 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:46,454 My brother is just, like-- 105 00:04:46,538 --> 00:04:50,542 He's just disgusting and we can't ever just talk normal. 106 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,628 But... I don't think there's a problem. 107 00:04:53,712 --> 00:04:56,548 I do wanna ask you, if you can, whenever, 108 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:58,842 I can make an appointment when you can go with me. 109 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:01,136 -Mm-hmm. -Like, it's the sperm bank part 110 00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:04,139 that I just am like-- I have a head thing about it. 111 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:06,725 And what is your fears about the sperm bank? 112 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:12,480 I guess it's... maybe my disappointment with not 113 00:05:12,564 --> 00:05:15,442 doing it the way I th-thought I would do it, 114 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:18,153 like, being married and all those things. 115 00:05:18,236 --> 00:05:20,864 You don't fantasize about, as little girls. 116 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:24,784 You're not like, "Oh, one day I wanna go to a sperm bank 117 00:05:24,868 --> 00:05:26,077 and have another child." 118 00:05:26,161 --> 00:05:31,249 Like, these aren't things that... you think about as a kid. 119 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:34,753 But for women, the older you get, time is ticking, and blah, blah, blah, 120 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:38,131 so... women put the pressure on themselves. 121 00:05:38,215 --> 00:05:40,800 [laughs] I really can't believe I'm gonna do it. 122 00:05:41,343 --> 00:05:44,429 -Step by step. -I can just make you my baby daddy. 123 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,474 -Oh, my God. Yes. -[Malika laughs] 124 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:49,809 [♪ upbeat music playing] 125 00:05:49,893 --> 00:05:51,645 ♪ Step on the scene, now I'm causin' havoc ♪ 126 00:05:51,728 --> 00:05:53,730 ♪ Lookin' so good, gotta have it ♪ 127 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:55,440 ♪ Watch me go like ♪ 128 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,733 ♪♪ 129 00:05:56,816 --> 00:06:00,946 Everyone in my family's so busy, so when they stop by, it is nice. 130 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:04,783 And Khloé has taken me to a couple doctor's appointments. 131 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:07,827 So, like, she's been really supportive and helpful. 132 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:08,912 [Khloé] There we go. 133 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,206 [groans] Okay. 134 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:15,293 Just hold it up. 135 00:06:18,338 --> 00:06:19,965 Yay! 136 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:23,802 [gasps] Oh. Kourtney, get over yourself. 137 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:26,680 -Do you like this? -Is that Kimberly Noel? 138 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:28,390 -Do you recognize? -[Khloé] From the Met? 139 00:06:28,473 --> 00:06:30,308 [Kourtney Kardashian Barker] When you feel like a couch, 140 00:06:30,392 --> 00:06:33,311 -you might as well dress like one. -Oh, my God. You, l-- You need help? 141 00:06:33,395 --> 00:06:36,398 Yeah, we just took photos for a-- my Halloween costume. 142 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:37,816 -[laughs] -Oh, that's cute! 143 00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:39,859 This dress is actually really pretty. 144 00:06:39,943 --> 00:06:41,820 [in British accent] 'Ello, babes. 145 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:43,989 [normal] Least you don't have to wear a prosthetic bump. 146 00:06:44,072 --> 00:06:45,073 [Kourtney] I don't. 147 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:46,950 I called Kim the other day and I was like, 148 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:49,244 "How funny would it be if I did your dress?" 149 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:51,955 And she's like, "Oh, my God, I'm sending it over." 150 00:06:52,038 --> 00:06:54,583 It was here within, like, literally an hour. 151 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:56,209 -What? -Yeah. 152 00:06:56,293 --> 00:06:58,628 Do you know that for Halloween, 153 00:06:58,712 --> 00:07:02,674 Kourtney is wearing my Met ball dress that looks like the couch? 154 00:07:02,757 --> 00:07:04,259 -Stop. -Yeah. 155 00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:06,011 -Brilliant. -But should she post it 156 00:07:06,094 --> 00:07:08,263 and say, "Freaky Friday"? 157 00:07:08,346 --> 00:07:09,764 What if people don't think it's-- 158 00:07:09,848 --> 00:07:11,683 Like, they don't understand the Freaky Friday 159 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:12,976 and they think she's calling-- 160 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,353 -Well, they wouldn't 'cause it's you. -[crosstalk] 161 00:07:15,437 --> 00:07:17,063 No, they're not gonna say a "freak". 162 00:07:17,147 --> 00:07:18,481 They would-- I think they would get it. 163 00:07:18,565 --> 00:07:20,191 Are you posting it today? 164 00:07:20,275 --> 00:07:23,028 -[Kourtney] [over phone] Yeah. -Yeah. I think they would totally get it. 165 00:07:23,111 --> 00:07:24,529 I'm so excited. 166 00:07:24,863 --> 00:07:26,072 Cute! 167 00:07:26,156 --> 00:07:29,326 [Kourtney] So, my caption's just gonna be, "Freaky Friday." 168 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,037 Like, they swapped. 169 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,623 [♪ pensive music playing] 170 00:07:34,706 --> 00:07:36,207 -You get it? -Wow. 171 00:07:41,129 --> 00:07:46,301 I would have to say Kendall Jenner because why the [bleep] not? 172 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:48,929 I'm gonna be a supermodel going around town. 173 00:07:49,012 --> 00:07:50,430 I could hook up with this per-- 174 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,390 Not that Kendall does that, but I would be doin' that. 175 00:07:52,474 --> 00:07:56,394 Hookin' up with every [bleep] person, drunk as a skunk. 176 00:07:56,478 --> 00:07:58,897 No kids, no [bleep] responsi-- 177 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,941 She has responsibilities, but, like, you know what I mean. 178 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,651 Like, I don't have to wake up for carpool. 179 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:04,986 I don't have to make someone's [bleep] lunch. 180 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,697 I am a [bleep] supermodel with my Doberman 181 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:10,116 and a [bleep] tequila bottle for breakfast. 182 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,576 I would do it every day. 183 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:15,914 Leave that man wherever I just [bleep] him last. Like, yeah. 184 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:17,874 Like, she definitely doesn't do any of those things. 185 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:22,254 That's why she's wasting her life. 186 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:26,007 You're wasting it, Kendall. Let me be you for a second. 187 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:28,593 So, what if you have your baby on Halloween? 188 00:08:28,677 --> 00:08:31,012 Are you against that or you're, like, thrilled? 189 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,722 No, I want whatever-- 190 00:08:32,806 --> 00:08:34,766 Uh, okay, stop with your bullshit answer. 191 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:36,851 -Like, your PC answer. -No, I want that. 192 00:08:36,935 --> 00:08:38,353 -Be serious. -I'm serious. Of-- 193 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:41,439 Who wouldn't want Halloween? It's my-- one of my favorite holidays. 194 00:08:41,523 --> 00:08:43,108 Ugh, I would die. 195 00:08:43,191 --> 00:08:46,987 No. Ugh. Skeletons, spiders, orange, you're scaring me, a knife, an ax? 196 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,281 No, no, no. I want nothing to do with Halloween. 197 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:50,448 It's ridiculous. 198 00:08:50,532 --> 00:08:53,743 You would love it if you r-rolled in there in your costume 199 00:08:53,827 --> 00:08:56,162 and the doctor is wearing a pumpkin costume? 200 00:08:56,246 --> 00:08:58,290 -Yes. -And they're like, "Spread 'em, baby!" 201 00:08:58,373 --> 00:08:59,791 What a fun experience. 202 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,251 Okay. 203 00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:06,131 You want me to be giving birth and my vagina's, like, ripped open 204 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:09,843 while there's the doctor dressed up as, like, Peter Pan? 205 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:10,927 No. 206 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:13,722 I would actually be upset if people didn't have costumes, 207 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:17,517 and now, I'm actually gonna get some sort of ears to have ready. 208 00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:20,228 Wow, you're a better girl than I. 209 00:09:20,312 --> 00:09:21,646 [whispers] We knew that. 210 00:09:21,855 --> 00:09:26,276 I am ready to get this dress off, though, if you wanna help me. Ooh. 211 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:27,819 [in British accent] Of course, darling. 212 00:09:27,903 --> 00:09:29,112 [normal] Okay. 213 00:09:29,613 --> 00:09:31,948 -[sighs] -Relief. 214 00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:33,658 Do you need help once you're in there? 215 00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:37,162 [Kourtney] No, I'm just gonna-- See? I can barely walk. 216 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:40,290 [producer] Khloé, did you like being pregnant? 217 00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:41,791 Listen, it's hard. 218 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,753 My ass was bigger than my [bleep] stomach. 219 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:46,880 Look at this photo. 220 00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:49,716 Like, which one's the pregnant belly? Which side? 221 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:52,093 I could do this and you wouldn't know. 222 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,304 You look so pretty. 223 00:09:54,638 --> 00:09:56,640 [Kourtney] Should we do a check-in? 224 00:09:56,723 --> 00:10:01,436 Are you feeling light and happy or are you feeling dark and heavy? 225 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:03,230 -Which one? -Rawr. 226 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:06,274 I mean, I always try to be on the lighter side. 227 00:10:06,358 --> 00:10:08,318 Who the [bleep] wants to be dark and heavy? 228 00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:10,028 Sometimes you can be. Let's not-- 229 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:11,738 -[Khloé laughs] -Let's not-- 230 00:10:11,821 --> 00:10:13,448 Sometimes you can be too, babe. 231 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:15,200 Are you having sex? 232 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,786 I am not, but thank you for your 233 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:20,121 -hard-hitting questions. -I wouldn't think so, to be honest. 234 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:21,748 [laughs] 235 00:10:22,749 --> 00:10:25,168 Like, if it happens, it happens. I'm not-- 236 00:10:26,503 --> 00:10:27,504 I don't know. 237 00:10:27,587 --> 00:10:30,173 I don't want this to be mean, but, like, having Tristan, like, 238 00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:33,760 off and, like, working, like, I feel so... 239 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:35,845 good that, like, he's in Cleveland and he's out doing-- 240 00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:37,055 Like, I just feel like, 241 00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:40,392 "Okay, like, there's a separation 242 00:10:40,475 --> 00:10:42,143 -and it's good." -Yeah, I just said that to Travis 243 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:43,228 the other day. I was like, 244 00:10:43,311 --> 00:10:46,731 "I feel like now that Tristan is gone, 245 00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:50,777 that maybe Khloé could be, like, free to--" 246 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,863 -Yeah, just-- -Just even, like, go out and have fun. 247 00:10:53,947 --> 00:10:55,282 -Just anything. -[Kourtney] Yeah. 248 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:58,618 I love Kourt for being that concerned about me, 249 00:10:58,702 --> 00:11:00,620 but I'm very content, I'm happy. 250 00:11:00,704 --> 00:11:04,082 I feel like I'm [bleep] thriving in my own little circle and world, 251 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:07,627 but, like, just even to think about someone being in my space 252 00:11:07,711 --> 00:11:10,046 or I have to share my TV with them or my bed, 253 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,923 I'm like, "No." 254 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:14,217 No means no and that's all you gotta know. 255 00:11:14,301 --> 00:11:19,014 I'm just finding my rhythm again in life, I guess. 256 00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:23,894 [♪ upbeat music playing] 257 00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:33,111 [Kim] I am really tired and my birthday was exhausting. 258 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:35,906 My mom always tells me to slow down. 259 00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:38,700 Hello. Where in the world are ya? 260 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:41,411 Oh, you're just sitting in your living room? 261 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:43,580 Chilling? 262 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:47,125 And then, on the other hand, she's like, "Um, okay, so I got this deal for you. 263 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,002 You have to do it. I'm booking you for it." 264 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:52,088 It's like, "I just wanna sleep in." 265 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:54,174 I gotta get back to my natural energy. 266 00:11:54,257 --> 00:11:58,220 With some feather boots on. You are fancy. 267 00:11:58,303 --> 00:11:59,679 So, how was the meeting? 268 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:01,681 -How did it go? -It was so good. 269 00:12:01,765 --> 00:12:06,436 Ryan Murphy came over to pitch Kim and I an idea about a new show. 270 00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:08,063 [Ryan] So, here's the idea. 271 00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:13,693 So, Kim is the world's best, most expensive divorce lawyer. 272 00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:15,445 -Oh. -[Ryan] And she has her own firm. 273 00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:19,658 The network liked it so much 274 00:12:19,741 --> 00:12:23,578 that they decided to just jump into another project together. 275 00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:26,456 Ya know, like they say, "while the iron is hot". 276 00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:29,376 We pitched it and there was a whole boardroom 277 00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:31,586 and they were so excited. 278 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:36,174 And I got in the car and I got a text in two seconds from the network 279 00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:39,135 that said, "We can't wait to work with you and Ryan." 280 00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:41,346 This is perfect for you. 281 00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:42,847 It really is. 282 00:12:43,473 --> 00:12:46,810 It's just-- I really have to, like, wrap my head around this. 283 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:48,895 -Like, we're doing this. -But he knows that. He is so-- 284 00:12:48,979 --> 00:12:52,399 I just really have to map it all out 'cause it all has to, like-- 285 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:54,818 -Line up. -It'll be interesting just how 286 00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:56,528 I figure this all out. 287 00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,363 Another chapter for you. 288 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:01,658 -Mm-hmm. -Like, a whole new career. 289 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:04,286 [Kim] If I think about just what I have going on in the next week, 290 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:07,205 I did a collab with SKIMS and Swarovski, 291 00:13:07,289 --> 00:13:10,292 and we're doing the whole store opening in New York. 292 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,294 SKIMS Men's is launching. 293 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:16,381 I'm shooting a GQ cover, I'm launching a nipple bra. 294 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:20,927 But somehow, I'm gonna squeeze in a whole new TV project. 295 00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:22,971 [Kris] How was your birthday with the kids? 296 00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:25,932 I thought my birthday, I'd have a f-- a day to myself. 297 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:29,978 I was stuck doing everything that everyone else wanted to do. 298 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:33,982 I was stuck watching YouTube unboxing videos on my birthday. 299 00:13:34,065 --> 00:13:37,527 I had a FIFA tournament, Color Me Mine. 300 00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:39,362 You should see the ugly thing I made. 301 00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:42,115 Like, this is not what I wanted to be doing on my birth-- 302 00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:46,453 I need to sit my kids down and be like, "This isn't Mother's Day. 303 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:48,413 "Like, this is my day. 304 00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:51,625 "Do you think a mom wants to go to Color Me Mine 305 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,920 -one more time on her birthday?" -[Kris laughs] 306 00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:57,255 Whose birthday is it? 307 00:13:57,339 --> 00:13:58,757 -No, I was tortured. -I would, 308 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,342 -I would die. -Just make me breakfast. 309 00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:01,968 -That's a great birthday. -Yeah. 310 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,391 To lock my door, not get out of my bed, 311 00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:11,102 and eat cookies and cream ice cream all day long. 312 00:14:11,186 --> 00:14:13,146 That's what would've been my dream. 313 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:16,233 But no. No one cares about my dreams. 314 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,443 Not four kids, at least. 315 00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:23,949 I think that we've all, as moms, been through some days 316 00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:26,243 where we don't wanna be doing what we're doing, 317 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:29,204 but we do it for our kids, so... come on, Kim. 318 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:32,290 Suck it up, and do a little Color Me Mine. 319 00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:34,000 Having four is hard. 320 00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:35,919 It's, like, a madhouse. 321 00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:38,672 Your house is a circus because you have a lot. 322 00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:40,632 And you have a lot going on. 323 00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:44,344 I'm gonna get my shit together and I'm gonna be a [bleep] drill sergeant. 324 00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,137 Like, Khloé is so tough. 325 00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:48,390 Well, have you talked to her about this? 326 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:51,476 -No, because she's just very judgmental. -'Cause she-- 327 00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:52,978 Oh. 328 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,105 She's very judgmental... 329 00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:57,023 -Yeah. -...if things aren't perfection. 330 00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:59,609 I'd say I'm, like, half of a Khloé parenter 331 00:14:59,693 --> 00:15:01,570 and half of a Kourtney parenter. 332 00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:06,449 Kourtney's like, "It's all love. Do what you want," you know? 333 00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:10,036 But then I also get Khloé and I-I get that order, 334 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:14,583 but it's difficult for me to be a really strict parent. 335 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:18,670 You're gonna have to create some boundaries for everybody else, 336 00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:23,008 including me, including your friends, including some business associates. 337 00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:26,887 Being a mom, being a working mom, it's really hard. 338 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:29,598 I know Kim 339 00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:33,226 and I know how she thrives on her workload, 340 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,812 but we all still need a little bit of balance. 341 00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:39,316 You just need to create a world for yourself 342 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:41,860 where less people have access to you. 343 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:44,571 And everyone else can [bleep] off. 344 00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:45,864 Mm-hmm. 345 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:49,075 [♪ bright music playing] 346 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:57,709 [♪ upbeat music playing] 347 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:08,595 Perfection, as always. You bring nothing less. 348 00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:09,679 Look up. 349 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:13,683 Oh, my God. Kim is in a good mood today, guys. 350 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,977 I'm either in a good mood or I'm like, 351 00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:17,270 "[bleep] that hoe 352 00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:20,398 -and everyone's a [bleep] idiot." -It's never towards us, but she just-- 353 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:22,442 [Kim] I think today's shoot will be cool. 354 00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:26,613 I'm shooting the GQ Man of the Year cover. 355 00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:28,698 -Hey. -[Kim] Hi. 356 00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,200 Good morning. 357 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,160 -How are you? -[crosstalk] 358 00:16:32,244 --> 00:16:33,870 [Will Welch] Can I show you an idea for a picture 359 00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,580 -and see what you think? -[Kim] Yeah, of course. 360 00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:38,166 'Cause this-- Obviously, we're playing with all this tailoring and menswear 361 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,461 -and there's this iconic Demi... -Yeah. 362 00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:43,463 -God, I love that. Love that. -...shoot. 363 00:16:43,547 --> 00:16:47,425 [Kim] Well, I'm so glad that I have a little bit of clout here, 364 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:48,843 being GQ's Man of the Year 365 00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:52,472 'cause at home, like, I've turned into the embarrassing mom, 366 00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:53,890 the cringey mom. 367 00:16:53,974 --> 00:16:57,519 Do you think I'm a cool mom or am I a cringey mom? 368 00:16:58,395 --> 00:17:01,064 [gasps] I'm a cringe mom? 369 00:17:01,147 --> 00:17:04,359 Are you the new North? North says I'm so cringe. 370 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:06,987 -Do I look like the GQ Man of the Year? -Probably. 371 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:09,990 -[♪ upbeat music playing] -[camera clicking] 372 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,241 ♪ Look at me ♪ 373 00:17:12,659 --> 00:17:13,660 ♪ Hey ♪ 374 00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:19,332 My kids, they say "gyat" and "gyat" means a big butt. 375 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:21,376 I got it off TikTok, [chuckles] 376 00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:24,504 and it was, like, made you feel so old 377 00:17:24,588 --> 00:17:27,299 when you don't know what, like, the slang words are. 378 00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:29,092 ♪ I'll make a splash ♪ 379 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,510 ♪ I'll mix it up ♪ 380 00:17:31,011 --> 00:17:32,846 ♪ I'm feelin' bad ♪ 381 00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,556 ♪ I'm feelin' young ♪ 382 00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,976 So, I was like, "Guys, we're late. We've 'gyat' to go." 383 00:17:38,059 --> 00:17:40,437 -And they were like... -[crew laughing] 384 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,273 "Mom, you're so embarrassing!" 385 00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:44,524 ♪♪ 386 00:17:44,608 --> 00:17:46,651 ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪ 387 00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:50,155 I just told the story how I'd said, "You've 'gyat' to go." 388 00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:52,532 Why am I so cringey? Why am I so annoying? 389 00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:55,410 [North West] [over phone] First, you're so cringey 'cause you're saying those words. 390 00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:57,037 Gyat damn. 391 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,372 -[phone beeps, dial tone] -Oh, she hung up on me. 392 00:17:59,915 --> 00:18:04,377 Next stop, I'm heading to New York to my Swarovski collab 393 00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:05,754 and it's gonna be amazing. 394 00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,464 ♪ I think I'll try it on ♪ 395 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:10,967 [♪ pensive music playing] 396 00:18:16,097 --> 00:18:19,100 Are you excited? Are you nervous? What's happening? 397 00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:23,063 I'm... nervous 'cause I know that this is crazy. 398 00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:26,483 Yeah, but this is not-- You're not deciding anything. 399 00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:28,693 -No, I know, but still. -We're gonna just see how we feel 400 00:18:28,777 --> 00:18:30,612 once we gather information. 401 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:34,032 Today is the day that Malika and I are going to a sperm bank 402 00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:37,744 to get educated on the whole sperm bank idea. 403 00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:40,330 Okay. Where is the sperm bank? 404 00:18:41,373 --> 00:18:42,499 [Malika laughs] 405 00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:44,960 I don't know why I thought this was a parking spot. 406 00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:46,795 Clearly I've never driven before. 407 00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:49,130 Okay, if I pass out while we're in here... 408 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:53,927 [sighs] Shortest skirt in the world, but I got this. 409 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:59,015 Yeah, she wanted to wear a [bleep] black and white striped cardigan 410 00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:00,850 to come here. I said, "Come on, Beetlejuice. 411 00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:02,644 "You've gotta spruce it up a little bit. 412 00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:05,438 Ya never know what sperm you're gonna run into." 413 00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:07,148 Hi, how are you? 414 00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:09,609 Good. Welcome to California Cryobank. 415 00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:11,194 Sh-- We're here for Malika. 416 00:19:11,278 --> 00:19:13,113 Feel free to ask us any questions. 417 00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,407 -We'll follow you. -Yeah. Excellent. 418 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,701 Oh, and we could play ping-pong and talk about sperm. 419 00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:19,828 Yes. Ping pong, sperm. 420 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:23,290 [worker] You guys are gonna get some couture to wear 421 00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,041 while we head into the lab. 422 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,335 -[Malika] Thank you. -Is something gonna splash on us? 423 00:19:27,419 --> 00:19:28,628 -Nope. -Okay. 424 00:19:28,712 --> 00:19:30,463 -[crosstalk] -Just makin' sure. I was like... 425 00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:32,507 -You're very safe. -I was like, "That's a little gross." 426 00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:34,926 I actually respect a lab coat. 427 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:38,763 I would like cleanliness protection at a sperm bank. 428 00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:40,432 [lab tech] These are the tanks with donor sperm. 429 00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:42,267 That's what the-- how the sperm donors are labeled. 430 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,977 [Malika] That's a lot of donor. 431 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:47,147 You just lift the lid, you're like, "Hey! Ya in there?" 432 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:51,109 It's small. I thought these freezers were, like, ginormous size. 433 00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:52,986 Sperm isn't that big, I guess. 434 00:19:53,069 --> 00:19:55,447 -Where would you like us to sit? -I think the two of you here, 435 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,865 -so you can see the computer... -Nice. 436 00:19:56,948 --> 00:19:58,950 ...so you'll have a chance to look at some donors, too. 437 00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,244 -[laughs] Oh. Yeah! -[softly] Oh, my God. 438 00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:05,498 [Khloé] I would imagine people are going for your physical attributes 439 00:20:05,582 --> 00:20:07,918 and I don't know if that's the right way to go about it. 440 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:12,214 This is one of the most personal choices you may ever make, right? 441 00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:14,341 And so, you gotta see what jumps out at you. 442 00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:19,012 These donors are either, uh, platinum or silver. 443 00:20:19,095 --> 00:20:20,096 So, the platinum donors, 444 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:24,017 you would be the only person that has access to those-- 445 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,560 to that donor's vials. 446 00:20:25,644 --> 00:20:27,229 I think we start there. 447 00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:29,898 -Okay. -We're, we're learning. 448 00:20:29,981 --> 00:20:31,191 [Khloé] Thank you so much. 449 00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:33,818 -Let's do 5'8" and taller? Okay. -No. Yeah, that's, like-- 450 00:20:33,902 --> 00:20:36,321 Even six. Let's get rid of 6'3" and whatever. 451 00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:37,739 Oh. 452 00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:41,493 -Oh, that's a cute baby. -Okay, let's look at him. He's 6'2". 453 00:20:41,952 --> 00:20:43,370 You better talk about it. 454 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:46,998 African American, French Canadian, German, and Polish. 455 00:20:47,082 --> 00:20:48,875 He was really cute as a baby. 456 00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,294 [Khloé] We can see the donor's photos 457 00:20:51,378 --> 00:20:53,922 from infancy to, like, two years old. 458 00:20:54,005 --> 00:20:57,259 But I don't give a [bleep] what you looked like when you were born. 459 00:20:57,342 --> 00:21:00,971 6'2", athletically built, guidance counselor. 460 00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:03,807 Huh, it's a lotta Canadians. 461 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:05,725 Canadian and British people. 462 00:21:05,809 --> 00:21:08,812 -Yeah. -I love British. And Canadians are nice. 463 00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:12,566 He's a bowler? Hm. It's a no for me. 464 00:21:12,649 --> 00:21:14,484 "Has a heart of gold." 465 00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:17,904 How the [bleep] do they know that? 'Cause I could say anything. 466 00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:19,990 I could say I'm [bleep] Simone Biles. 467 00:21:20,073 --> 00:21:25,287 I think that this is such an amazing place for so many people 468 00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:29,541 and, like, how cool that we have this option, 469 00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:35,463 but do I think we can try a couple different avenues before this stop? Yes. 470 00:21:35,547 --> 00:21:37,883 -How did it all go? -It's still weird for me. 471 00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:40,886 Most people we speak to, this isn't plan A, 472 00:21:40,969 --> 00:21:44,931 and it might not even be plan B, and so, we are very sensitive to that. 473 00:21:45,015 --> 00:21:47,976 But it also means that you're not alone in those feelings. 474 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:50,061 It's a stressful process. 475 00:21:50,145 --> 00:21:51,771 And so, it is okay to take your time with it. 476 00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:55,191 -I know you have your timeline, but like-- -Yeah. Ugh, now I'm gonna cry. 477 00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:57,027 -Why? -[consultant] It's okay to take... 478 00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:59,195 -Why are you crying? -...your time and do what's right 479 00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:01,448 for you and your family when you're ready. 480 00:22:01,531 --> 00:22:04,618 [♪ tender music playing] 481 00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:09,998 [♪ emotional music playing] 482 00:22:14,169 --> 00:22:15,670 [sniffles] 483 00:22:15,754 --> 00:22:17,255 [Khloé] I know Malika's freaking out. 484 00:22:17,339 --> 00:22:22,594 She's super emo and she is internally sobbing. 485 00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:26,306 She is thinking about, like, every wrong thing she's ever done in her life. 486 00:22:26,389 --> 00:22:29,351 I know who she is. She cries at [bleep] bank commercials. 487 00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:33,021 So, this isn't goin' good for her inside. I know. 488 00:22:33,104 --> 00:22:39,152 I'm thankful to have the education, but, like, I feel overwhelmed. 489 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,947 [sniffling] 490 00:22:43,782 --> 00:22:47,118 I mean, nothing's final until, like, it is. 491 00:22:47,202 --> 00:22:51,373 I'm totally certain that I'm going to have another baby. 492 00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:53,917 I'm just not all that clear about 493 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,379 -how I'm gonna get there. Yeah. -You get there. 494 00:22:57,462 --> 00:22:59,089 And I think you're doing the smart thing 495 00:22:59,172 --> 00:23:01,383 by getting all the information you can 496 00:23:01,466 --> 00:23:03,635 and then you make your decision what's best for you. 497 00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:08,974 I mean, I went a nontraditional route, as well, to get my son 498 00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:13,061 and I really think that if Malika or anyone 499 00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:16,773 has their hopes on having a family... 500 00:23:17,524 --> 00:23:21,278 then, you know, people have to do what they have to do to get the end result. 501 00:23:21,361 --> 00:23:22,362 Well, thank you. 502 00:23:22,445 --> 00:23:23,905 -You're so welcome. -You've been so helpful. 503 00:23:23,989 --> 00:23:26,992 I do feel educated and that was the real point. 504 00:23:27,075 --> 00:23:29,911 I think it's a great thing that this exists to have as an option. 505 00:23:29,995 --> 00:23:31,997 And I'm not totally ruling it out, 506 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,208 but all that I learned kinda made me go like, "God, 507 00:23:35,292 --> 00:23:38,503 I gotta, like, act like I like someone and just have a baby with him." 508 00:23:38,587 --> 00:23:41,339 Think my whole tush is out, but that's fine. 509 00:23:41,715 --> 00:23:43,925 -Thank you, guys. -[all] Bye. 510 00:23:44,009 --> 00:23:46,553 And I need a drink. Can we go get a drink? 511 00:23:46,636 --> 00:23:48,722 -Well, at your house. That's fine too. -Sure. Yeah. 512 00:23:48,805 --> 00:23:50,140 I know that's where you wanna go anyway. 513 00:23:50,223 --> 00:23:52,976 I'm like, "Ah, we're going to see real people?" 514 00:23:53,059 --> 00:23:56,187 [♪ upbeat music playing] 515 00:23:59,107 --> 00:24:00,317 ♪ Move ♪ 516 00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:04,195 I had all these pumpkins, like, set up. 517 00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:05,697 [Kris] They're so cute. 518 00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,574 [Kourtney] We're at Travis's now. 519 00:24:07,657 --> 00:24:12,287 Because Travis and I have really been taking our time with... 520 00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:17,751 figuring out where it makes sense for us to live together, 521 00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:21,838 because the kids are all so comfortable in their spaces, 522 00:24:21,922 --> 00:24:26,259 but it feels like we've kinda figured out a plan for now. 523 00:24:26,343 --> 00:24:30,722 So, we're gonna move into his house, which is a block away, 524 00:24:30,805 --> 00:24:35,352 and then redo my house at the same time... 525 00:24:35,435 --> 00:24:37,812 so that we can all be together, 526 00:24:37,896 --> 00:24:41,274 living together under one roof with the baby. 527 00:24:41,358 --> 00:24:43,568 [Kris] Oh, this is so cute! 528 00:24:43,652 --> 00:24:44,861 [Kourtney] Look at the dining room. 529 00:24:44,945 --> 00:24:46,905 And then you should carve at least one of 'em. 530 00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:50,075 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You did this? 531 00:24:50,158 --> 00:24:51,785 [Kourtney] Like, I had it all, like, set up, 532 00:24:51,868 --> 00:24:54,287 so when he got back it was, like-- felt like Halloween 533 00:24:54,371 --> 00:24:59,125 'cause he was missing... two weeks of it on tour. 534 00:24:59,376 --> 00:25:03,129 Everything that needs to be over at Travis's is there. 535 00:25:03,213 --> 00:25:07,509 And we just had the baby's closet built out, 536 00:25:07,592 --> 00:25:11,930 so that he has... a cute, little closet. 537 00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:17,769 And yeah, I'm just excited to organize and put away all of his clothes. 538 00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:21,815 Wait, you have a drum set where the baby sleeps? 539 00:25:21,898 --> 00:25:24,317 -Yep. -This is not normal, Kourtney. 540 00:25:24,401 --> 00:25:27,487 [Kourtney] He's gonna get used to some drums. 541 00:25:27,571 --> 00:25:30,574 How can you play drums if the crib is right there? 542 00:25:30,657 --> 00:25:31,992 [Kourtney] He was getting ready for tour. 543 00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:34,077 -He has to practice. -In the bedroom? 544 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,664 You have a huge house and you're practicing next to the bed? 545 00:25:37,747 --> 00:25:40,083 [Kourtney] Okay. This is the stuff that I have to put away 546 00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:41,960 -'cause now this is... -[whispers] This isn't normal. 547 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,461 -...crazy. -It's not normal. 548 00:25:43,545 --> 00:25:47,465 None of this goes here without baskets, you know? 549 00:25:47,549 --> 00:25:48,550 [Kris] Oh. 550 00:25:48,633 --> 00:25:51,553 Totally hormones. She's ready to pop. 551 00:25:51,636 --> 00:25:53,263 [Kourtney] So, he doesn't have that many clothes. 552 00:25:53,346 --> 00:25:56,600 This is a real vintage shirt from Pirates of the Caribbean. 553 00:25:56,683 --> 00:25:58,685 -[Kris] Stop. -Isn't that so cute? 554 00:25:58,894 --> 00:26:00,395 [Kris] The baby is gonna fill up... 555 00:26:00,478 --> 00:26:02,105 -And this I didn't finish. -...this whole thing. 556 00:26:02,188 --> 00:26:04,274 We have to get a cover on that and then where's-- 557 00:26:04,357 --> 00:26:06,192 Do you-- Should we get another table? 558 00:26:06,276 --> 00:26:08,445 I used to always say to my mom, 559 00:26:08,528 --> 00:26:11,281 when she would harass me... about, 560 00:26:11,364 --> 00:26:13,992 "You don't have this done yet and this isn't put together." 561 00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:17,120 And I would say, "People had babies in caves 562 00:26:17,203 --> 00:26:21,458 "without a diaper, without a wipe, without a pacifier, 563 00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:24,044 without anything, and they were all okay." 564 00:26:24,127 --> 00:26:26,338 What if your water broke, like, right now? 565 00:26:26,421 --> 00:26:30,800 [Kourtney] Well, let's not say that 'cause I am not ready. 566 00:26:30,884 --> 00:26:33,094 Oh. Well, after we're done. 567 00:26:33,178 --> 00:26:35,805 [Kourtney] Well, no, my husband's on a plane coming home. 568 00:26:35,889 --> 00:26:39,392 Oh, okay... Okay, then when he lands. 569 00:26:39,476 --> 00:26:42,479 [Kourtney] No, I need to, like, have sex. 570 00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:45,357 [mouths] What? 571 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,443 [normal] This is how you talk to your mother? 572 00:26:48,526 --> 00:26:52,364 This is TMI, and I don't need to know this. 573 00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:54,783 Not-- I'm looking at her and thinking-- 574 00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:57,869 Ya know, the visual, it's just-- No, no, no. 575 00:26:57,953 --> 00:26:59,454 Just keep it to yourself. 576 00:26:59,537 --> 00:27:02,791 This is wild. 577 00:27:02,874 --> 00:27:05,210 -[Kourtney] Okay, so we have one-- -That sex is taking a priority 578 00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:06,920 to a birth? 579 00:27:07,003 --> 00:27:10,840 Yeah, 'cause then you can't have sex for six weeks after. 580 00:27:14,761 --> 00:27:16,221 -Just Travis. -[producer] Not your mom? 581 00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:18,473 -Nope. -[producer] No sisters? 582 00:27:18,557 --> 00:27:21,393 Nope. Unless I feel super stressed out 583 00:27:21,476 --> 00:27:23,103 and I call Khloé or something, 584 00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:25,522 but because I had a high-risk pregnancy, 585 00:27:25,605 --> 00:27:28,525 I need to feel good and stay calm, 586 00:27:28,608 --> 00:27:34,864 so the unplanned plan is that I just want it... to just be us. 587 00:27:34,948 --> 00:27:37,367 Today is our three-year anniversary 588 00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:41,538 of the first time that we were ever together. 589 00:27:41,621 --> 00:27:44,624 -So, this is your sex anniversary? -And our-- 590 00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:48,920 -And then a year later, we got engaged. -Your sex-aversary? 591 00:27:49,004 --> 00:27:52,257 We got engaged one year later on the same date. 592 00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:54,092 Oh, I know. I was there. 593 00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:57,679 Just to be clear, I was there when they got engaged. 594 00:27:57,762 --> 00:28:00,223 Not... the other thing. 595 00:28:00,307 --> 00:28:04,227 Wait, so I got the coolest gift for... 596 00:28:04,311 --> 00:28:07,522 our... anniversary today. 597 00:28:08,481 --> 00:28:11,610 -And it's coming-- -You give gifts for the annual 598 00:28:11,693 --> 00:28:14,654 -sex-aversary? -It's also our engagement. 599 00:28:14,738 --> 00:28:17,532 It was, like, you have, like, one life on this planet 600 00:28:17,616 --> 00:28:20,285 and I feel like we like to be, like, 601 00:28:20,368 --> 00:28:24,289 -havin' extra reasons to be, like-- -[Kris] Celebrate. 602 00:28:24,372 --> 00:28:26,625 Yeah. Do I just put this in here for now? 603 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,460 So, what'd you get as a gift? 604 00:28:28,543 --> 00:28:32,172 [Kourtney] The movie that we watched, you know, the first time... 605 00:28:32,255 --> 00:28:34,174 -Uh-huh. -...was True Romance, 606 00:28:34,257 --> 00:28:36,009 and it's his favorite movie. 607 00:28:36,092 --> 00:28:39,721 And so, I found the wedding rings. 608 00:28:39,804 --> 00:28:41,890 -[Kris] [laughs] Stop. -[Kourtney] Their actual wedding rings 609 00:28:41,973 --> 00:28:43,141 from the movie. 610 00:28:43,225 --> 00:28:46,228 -The actual rings they used in the movie? -Yeah. 611 00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:49,356 Who-- What prop company would save those? 612 00:28:49,439 --> 00:28:51,483 [Kourtney] Look, this is a "Lovey" blanket. 613 00:28:51,566 --> 00:28:52,901 [Kris] Oh, that's cute. 614 00:28:54,069 --> 00:28:55,987 Mickey and Minnie have to be together. 615 00:28:56,071 --> 00:28:58,406 Did you see there was, like, a viral thing on the internet 616 00:28:58,490 --> 00:28:59,991 that they broke up? 617 00:29:00,075 --> 00:29:02,077 -Minnie and Mickey? -Yeah. 618 00:29:02,535 --> 00:29:07,290 It was, like, after, like, 92 years together or something, 619 00:29:07,374 --> 00:29:08,583 they broke up. 620 00:29:10,502 --> 00:29:12,379 -Well, like I said... -This little tag can come off. 621 00:29:12,462 --> 00:29:15,340 ...don't believe everything ya hear on the internet. 622 00:29:15,423 --> 00:29:18,843 Minnie and Mickey got together and decided it was a good idea. 623 00:29:18,927 --> 00:29:21,137 I don't know what happened. Blame it on the mouse. 624 00:29:21,221 --> 00:29:23,306 -[producer] Yes! -[Kris laughs] 625 00:29:23,390 --> 00:29:25,308 Feels so heavy when I walk, 626 00:29:25,392 --> 00:29:30,188 and the doctor told me he's not even down, like, super low. 627 00:29:30,272 --> 00:29:33,024 When's the actual due date? 628 00:29:33,108 --> 00:29:34,442 November 7th. 629 00:29:34,526 --> 00:29:36,945 Can you believe it's so close to your birthday? 630 00:29:37,195 --> 00:29:41,074 That probably means you were conceived on Valentine's Day like I was. 631 00:29:41,157 --> 00:29:43,994 -Like he was. -Oh, that's interesting. 632 00:29:44,077 --> 00:29:47,080 Yeah, that's why they say Scorpios are really sexual. 633 00:29:47,163 --> 00:29:49,249 -Maybe it's 'cause they were... -I'm a love child. 634 00:29:49,332 --> 00:29:52,711 -...conceived on Valentine's Day. -For sure. I know for sure now. 635 00:29:55,589 --> 00:29:58,800 [♪ "OO WAH (It's All Good)" by Alula playing] 636 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:00,051 ♪ Oo wah, oo wah ♪ 637 00:30:00,135 --> 00:30:01,845 ♪ Oo wah, oo wah, oo wah ♪ 638 00:30:02,971 --> 00:30:06,141 -[Kris] Kenny? Hi! -[Kendall Jenner] Hey. 639 00:30:06,224 --> 00:30:08,143 -[Kris] Hey! -[Kendall] Just getting dressed. 640 00:30:08,226 --> 00:30:09,978 [Kris] Do you need a brush for your hair or anything? 641 00:30:10,061 --> 00:30:12,063 -[Kendall] You know what, Mom? -[Kris] Like she's five. 642 00:30:12,147 --> 00:30:14,357 -[Kendall] [bleep] off. -[Kris] Can I brush your hair, Kendall? 643 00:30:14,441 --> 00:30:15,984 [Kendall] What are you trying to say? 644 00:30:16,067 --> 00:30:17,694 Kelsey, do y-- do you think she should 645 00:30:17,777 --> 00:30:19,988 brush the back of her hair? 646 00:30:20,071 --> 00:30:22,741 -[Kendall] Mom! Leave me alone! -She looks like a rugrat. 647 00:30:22,824 --> 00:30:26,411 We are at my old high school, Sierra Canyon, 648 00:30:26,494 --> 00:30:29,706 and today is their Mental Health Day. 649 00:30:29,789 --> 00:30:33,293 So, they invited me to come speak and answer some questions, 650 00:30:33,376 --> 00:30:34,961 so I'm really happy to be here. 651 00:30:35,045 --> 00:30:36,963 [Kris] I have a brush in my bag right here. 652 00:30:37,047 --> 00:30:39,049 No, I don't need a brush! 653 00:30:39,132 --> 00:30:41,384 -This is my vibe. -Oh, that's a vibe? 654 00:30:41,468 --> 00:30:44,429 Wait, is that a vibe these days? Messy hair? 655 00:30:44,512 --> 00:30:48,308 [producer] In high school, who was the best student of all your kids? 656 00:30:48,391 --> 00:30:51,478 Oh, I'm not gonna say that. No, no, no. 657 00:30:51,561 --> 00:30:53,855 [producer] Who got into the most trouble? 658 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:57,359 Khloé. [laughs] Sorry, Khloé. 659 00:30:57,442 --> 00:30:59,527 I even took myself out of real high school 660 00:30:59,611 --> 00:31:02,864 and enrolled myself in homeschool and forged my parents' names 661 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,449 and then told them after the fact. 662 00:31:04,532 --> 00:31:07,077 [producer] Who was the best behaved? 663 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,370 [Kris] Kendall. 664 00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:11,957 [principal] [over mic] Will you all join me in welcoming Kendall Jenner? 665 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,792 -[applause] -Come on up. 666 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:16,002 [producer] Who talked back the most? 667 00:31:16,086 --> 00:31:17,671 [Kris] Kourtney. 668 00:31:17,754 --> 00:31:18,755 [laughs] 669 00:31:18,838 --> 00:31:21,007 -[producer] And Kim? -[Kris] Perfect. 670 00:31:23,093 --> 00:31:24,928 She was? Okay. 671 00:31:25,011 --> 00:31:27,430 [teacher] We're so thankful given that you are an alum 672 00:31:27,514 --> 00:31:29,599 and you also tend to your own wellness 673 00:31:29,683 --> 00:31:31,726 and are very open about it to the public. 674 00:31:31,810 --> 00:31:32,811 I'm so honored. 675 00:31:32,894 --> 00:31:34,521 I love nostalgia, 676 00:31:34,604 --> 00:31:36,523 so I love going back to my old school 677 00:31:36,606 --> 00:31:38,984 and seeing the campus and how it's evolved. 678 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:41,903 But on top of all of that, I think that a really fun part of this 679 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:44,739 is just being able to talk to the current students 680 00:31:44,823 --> 00:31:49,244 and give my word of advice on how I've dealt with my mental health journey. 681 00:31:49,327 --> 00:31:52,831 So, I love it and I'm, I'm honored to be a part of it. 682 00:31:53,081 --> 00:31:57,002 When you attended Sierra Canyon, you openly shared about struggling with 683 00:31:57,085 --> 00:32:00,171 self-image and insecurities that high school brings. 684 00:32:00,255 --> 00:32:04,217 Can you share some strategies that kinda help you manage social media? 685 00:32:04,301 --> 00:32:05,719 I take breaks a lot. 686 00:32:05,802 --> 00:32:08,805 I love to delete the Instagram app outta my phone 687 00:32:08,889 --> 00:32:10,932 or, especially TikTok or Twitter. 688 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:13,226 Maybe, like, the first day is a little bit of a shock 689 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:15,478 'cause you're going through your phone and you're kinda naturally 690 00:32:15,562 --> 00:32:19,024 looking for that app, but it feels so incredible 691 00:32:19,107 --> 00:32:21,443 after the first day or two 692 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:23,945 and going at least a couple days or a week without it 693 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:26,740 is one of the most liberating and amazing feelings. 694 00:32:26,823 --> 00:32:29,743 It's actually just so good for your brain 695 00:32:29,826 --> 00:32:33,663 to turn it off for a little while and, um, be in the real world 696 00:32:33,747 --> 00:32:35,957 and realize that a lotta the things you see on there 697 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,252 are just not legit, not real. 698 00:32:39,336 --> 00:32:41,171 And that the only things that matter around you 699 00:32:41,254 --> 00:32:44,216 are the people around you and your environment, so... 700 00:32:44,299 --> 00:32:46,968 I think, right now, for kids in high school, 701 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,095 I think with social media, especially, 702 00:32:49,179 --> 00:32:51,681 we can all fall into, like, negative patterns on the internet 703 00:32:51,765 --> 00:32:53,683 and, ya know, see things that we don't really care to see 704 00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:59,397 that might bring us down, so I like to just remove myself, um, 705 00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:01,858 so I find it very healthy. I like doing it. 706 00:33:01,942 --> 00:33:04,027 [student] Do you think you could share a personal moment 707 00:33:04,110 --> 00:33:06,738 when you felt like addressing your mental health 708 00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:08,531 positively impacted your career? 709 00:33:08,615 --> 00:33:10,033 [Kendall] What was interesting, I think, 710 00:33:10,116 --> 00:33:12,494 when I started to open up about 711 00:33:12,577 --> 00:33:17,582 I guess my, my mental health publicly was I didn't-- 712 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:20,752 I was doing it out of genuine, like, "This is kinda how I feel." 713 00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,462 And I always had this weird thing about like, 714 00:33:22,546 --> 00:33:25,840 "How much do I wanna share?" I'm-I'm a relatively more private person. 715 00:33:25,924 --> 00:33:27,759 Something just kinda came over me one day. 716 00:33:27,842 --> 00:33:29,177 I kinda started sharing things 717 00:33:29,261 --> 00:33:31,596 and the positive thing that I saw come out of it 718 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,349 was making other people feel less alone. 719 00:33:34,432 --> 00:33:38,770 It, it was well-received in a way that wasn't about me. 720 00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:40,772 It was about everybody else feeling like, 721 00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:43,483 "Oh, wow, this makes me feel a little bit less alone 722 00:33:43,567 --> 00:33:45,318 or a little bit better about what I'm dealing with." 723 00:33:45,402 --> 00:33:47,153 That was really nice. 724 00:33:47,237 --> 00:33:51,783 I think it's really special that Kendall can revisit her high school 725 00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:56,871 to share her message about how she feels and deals with anxiety and mental health 726 00:33:56,955 --> 00:34:01,418 and all these things that were so taboo to talk about back in the day. 727 00:34:01,501 --> 00:34:02,961 And I was so proud of her. 728 00:34:03,044 --> 00:34:05,589 Good luck, and know that you're all so gorgeous 729 00:34:05,672 --> 00:34:08,633 and so deserving of all love and beautiful things. 730 00:34:08,717 --> 00:34:10,719 [applause] 731 00:34:12,053 --> 00:34:16,016 [♪ "Only Going Up from Here" by Ruby Amanfu ft. Yacht Money playing] 732 00:34:18,685 --> 00:34:21,855 ♪ Honestly, it's easy when you ♪ 733 00:34:21,938 --> 00:34:25,525 ♪ Just wake up glowin' like diamonds ♪ 734 00:34:25,609 --> 00:34:27,527 [Kim] Guys, we have to be in the car in 10 minutes. 735 00:34:27,986 --> 00:34:30,488 So excited for the Swarovski event. 736 00:34:30,572 --> 00:34:34,034 So, SKIMS is doing a collab with Swarovski. 737 00:34:34,117 --> 00:34:36,870 -[camera clicking] -I think the SKIMS girl will really love 738 00:34:36,953 --> 00:34:39,164 having fun crystal pieces. 739 00:34:39,247 --> 00:34:40,749 I know I always loved it. 740 00:34:40,832 --> 00:34:44,252 Yeah, I went to the Swarovski store and I got this amazing purse. 741 00:34:44,336 --> 00:34:46,421 I love Swarovski. They're really cool. 742 00:34:46,504 --> 00:34:48,131 So, I-I love the Swarovski store. 743 00:34:48,215 --> 00:34:51,092 I love what they've been doing and I think it would be really cool 744 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:54,095 to partner with the crystals with clothing 745 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,765 and to make some really cool pieces out of crystals. 746 00:34:56,848 --> 00:34:58,683 So, I'm just super excited about this. 747 00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:01,436 One fun fact, every time I put on jewelry, I blow dry it 748 00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:04,356 'cause I can't stand putting on something freezing. 749 00:35:04,439 --> 00:35:06,524 So, look at my outfit. It's, like, all crystals. 750 00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:09,194 So, we have to blow dry the whole thing, so it goes on warm. 751 00:35:09,277 --> 00:35:13,365 I used to be freezing in bed and put a blow dryer, like, in my bed 752 00:35:13,448 --> 00:35:15,283 and just turn it on low and-- 753 00:35:20,372 --> 00:35:22,707 -[paparazzi shouting] -[cameras clicking] 754 00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:26,127 Hey, can one of you, can you just stand behind me? 755 00:35:26,628 --> 00:35:28,547 -Just wanna, like-- -[Chris Appleton] That was good. 756 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:31,132 No one ever tried to sit in this skirt. [laughs] 757 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:33,093 -It's not the most comfy. -[Chris] Looks so good. 758 00:35:33,176 --> 00:35:36,930 [♪ upbeat music playing] 759 00:35:38,098 --> 00:35:39,432 [Kim] Hi. 760 00:35:39,516 --> 00:35:41,726 [Saint West] [over phone] Can I order KFC, please? 761 00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,562 KFC? 762 00:35:43,770 --> 00:35:45,105 -[Saint] Can I? -You know what? 763 00:35:45,188 --> 00:35:47,607 We're gonna have to take one sugary thing out of your day. 764 00:35:47,691 --> 00:35:50,527 [Saint] I barely ate something sugary today. 765 00:35:50,610 --> 00:35:53,738 With Saint, there's always a negotiation. 766 00:35:53,822 --> 00:35:56,449 "Please, please, please, Mom. Can I just have one more chocolate 767 00:35:56,533 --> 00:35:58,493 "and then I promise I'll do my homework in an hour? 768 00:35:58,577 --> 00:35:59,786 Please, please, please, Mom." 769 00:35:59,869 --> 00:36:01,705 A biscuit and some honey? 770 00:36:01,788 --> 00:36:04,708 [Saint] No, um, like, two biscuits 771 00:36:04,791 --> 00:36:07,043 and then, like, two chicken wings. 772 00:36:07,127 --> 00:36:09,880 This is the biggest negotiator you've ever met. 773 00:36:09,963 --> 00:36:11,923 Doesn't take "no" for an answer. 774 00:36:12,007 --> 00:36:14,718 So, let's do that. You can have a soda with your KFC. 775 00:36:14,801 --> 00:36:17,220 -Go wild tonight. -[Saint] Okay, thanks. 776 00:36:17,304 --> 00:36:19,180 -I love you. Have fun at KFC. -[Saint] Love you. 777 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:20,765 -[Saint hangs up] -Oh. 778 00:36:20,849 --> 00:36:23,977 -[Saint laughing] -Do I get a kiss? 779 00:36:24,561 --> 00:36:27,314 A lollipop kiss, that's the best! 780 00:36:28,064 --> 00:36:32,360 Oh, my God. They look great. Wow. 781 00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:36,406 I always had everything bedazzled. 782 00:36:36,489 --> 00:36:39,075 Like, my phone was, my Sidekick pager. 783 00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:45,248 To think of having a clothing line with, like, the best crystal bedazzles. 784 00:36:45,332 --> 00:36:50,545 Bedazzled taxis, like, the whole rollout is so fun and amazing. 785 00:36:50,629 --> 00:36:54,341 -This is an event. -[Chris] My God, Kim. The line. 786 00:36:54,424 --> 00:36:56,134 They're lined up in the streets! 787 00:36:57,636 --> 00:36:59,638 [cameras clicking] 788 00:37:00,555 --> 00:37:05,018 [Kim] I'm definitely nervous because I just wanna make sure that 789 00:37:05,101 --> 00:37:07,854 our collabs were unexpected, iconic. 790 00:37:07,938 --> 00:37:10,523 And I just hope people like it. 791 00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:14,069 Oh, my God, it looks so good. 792 00:37:14,152 --> 00:37:15,946 Everybody's taking so many pictures. 793 00:37:16,029 --> 00:37:18,073 -You look amazing! -No, you look amazing! 794 00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:22,160 The store looks insane. Do you love it? 795 00:37:22,244 --> 00:37:23,286 My God, I can't-- 796 00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:25,622 -Like, I'm, like, taking it in. -Oh, my God. You look amazing! 797 00:37:25,705 --> 00:37:27,332 -And thank you. -It looks so good, right? 798 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:33,630 I'm really excited that everyone's coming out to celebrate and try something new. 799 00:37:33,713 --> 00:37:36,007 I'm so excited about it. 800 00:37:36,091 --> 00:37:40,053 And there's such great praise and people really love the collection. 801 00:37:40,136 --> 00:37:42,013 It's just, like, it'll never get old. 802 00:37:42,097 --> 00:37:47,102 Swarovski is so perfect because it's glitzy and glam 803 00:37:47,185 --> 00:37:52,107 and I think because SKIMS is so, like, a sporty, simple feel, 804 00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:53,942 -this really amps it up. -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 805 00:37:54,025 --> 00:37:55,860 And just gives that glamour girl-- 806 00:37:55,944 --> 00:37:57,696 -The glamour. -Totally. 807 00:37:58,113 --> 00:38:00,240 [♪ upbeat music playing] 808 00:38:00,323 --> 00:38:04,327 I mean, I am on cloud nine. This night has been amazing. 809 00:38:04,411 --> 00:38:07,831 But I'm honestly just really looking forward to getting home to my kids 810 00:38:07,914 --> 00:38:11,084 'cause they're at home waiting to shame me 811 00:38:11,167 --> 00:38:14,170 for being the most embarrassing mom. 812 00:38:15,839 --> 00:38:16,840 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 813 00:38:17,966 --> 00:38:21,469 [♪ "Amazing" by Vanacore Music playing] 814 00:38:21,553 --> 00:38:23,388 -♪ Juicy thing like Tang ♪ -♪ Like Tang ♪ 815 00:38:23,471 --> 00:38:24,472 ♪ Bang ♪ 816 00:38:26,725 --> 00:38:29,352 Ooh, honey? Hell [bleep] yeah! 817 00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:33,565 These aren't my nipples, just so you guys know. They're Kim's. 818 00:38:35,442 --> 00:38:38,528 Yeah. Kim's nipples on my body. 819 00:38:38,612 --> 00:38:41,364 -[Malika] Hi! -Hi! 820 00:38:41,448 --> 00:38:43,658 -Just sitting here eating. -You're so cute. As you should. 821 00:38:43,742 --> 00:38:45,035 I'm about to join you. 822 00:38:45,118 --> 00:38:46,828 [laughing] Is this the Kim nipple bra? 823 00:38:46,912 --> 00:38:48,455 -[Khloé] Yeah, they're not my nipples. -Yes! 824 00:38:48,538 --> 00:38:52,417 Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. 825 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:55,503 -[people gasp] -And unlike the icebergs... 826 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:57,839 these aren't going anywhere. 827 00:38:58,131 --> 00:38:59,758 But Kim is such a bitch. 828 00:38:59,841 --> 00:39:03,762 I was like, "If I get my boobs done, I like this size." 829 00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:07,682 She was like, "That is too big for you." 830 00:39:07,974 --> 00:39:10,810 -Really? I disagree. -I'm, like, this is, like-- 831 00:39:10,894 --> 00:39:14,105 Coming from double D door knockers is telling me 832 00:39:14,189 --> 00:39:15,607 what's too big for me? Please. 833 00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:17,817 So, Malika and I, both have decided 834 00:39:17,901 --> 00:39:20,987 that the sperm bank isn't the right fit for Malika. 835 00:39:21,071 --> 00:39:24,491 So, we are inviting my mom and Scott over today 836 00:39:24,574 --> 00:39:27,786 really to see if they know of anyone that 837 00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:31,081 either Malika should be put on a date with, 838 00:39:31,164 --> 00:39:33,875 or that someone just wants to donate some sperm. 839 00:39:33,959 --> 00:39:35,377 Hi! 840 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,878 -[Khloé] Hi, guys. -[Malika] Both of you. 841 00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:39,172 -Hi. -Wow, Mom. You look fantastic! 842 00:39:39,256 --> 00:39:42,467 -Thank you. You look fantastic! -How cute are you. 843 00:39:42,551 --> 00:39:43,969 [laughs] Hi. 844 00:39:44,052 --> 00:39:45,720 [Scott Disick] So, what's shakin' otherwise? 845 00:39:45,804 --> 00:39:47,013 So... 846 00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:52,519 who has a little bit of sperm laying around? 847 00:39:52,602 --> 00:39:55,063 -[Scott] I'll [bleep] right now. -What? 848 00:39:55,146 --> 00:39:56,147 I don't. 849 00:39:56,231 --> 00:39:57,566 Do you know anyone that has sperm 850 00:39:57,649 --> 00:39:59,276 they want to possibly give to someone 851 00:39:59,359 --> 00:40:00,777 with no questions asked? 852 00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:01,987 Malika? 853 00:40:02,070 --> 00:40:03,071 -[Khloé] For Malika. -It's me. 854 00:40:03,154 --> 00:40:04,823 -[Kris] What? -Oh, I've always wanted to bang ya. 855 00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:06,992 -Let's do it. -[Malika laughs] 856 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,618 She doesn't wanna have sex with you. 857 00:40:08,702 --> 00:40:10,245 I don't wanna have sex with anyone. 858 00:40:10,328 --> 00:40:11,621 -But, what-- -I just want the baby. 859 00:40:11,705 --> 00:40:14,124 We went to a sperm bank. First of all, you guys-- 860 00:40:14,207 --> 00:40:16,126 -You went to a sperm bank? -We went to a sperm bank. 861 00:40:16,209 --> 00:40:17,502 [Kris] What is a sperm bank? 862 00:40:17,586 --> 00:40:19,212 People just go in there and [bleep]? 863 00:40:19,296 --> 00:40:21,214 -Like, what's it like? -No. So, we thought-- 864 00:40:21,298 --> 00:40:24,509 Like, it's always a place I sort of, like, wanted to see. 865 00:40:24,593 --> 00:40:26,803 -We thought it was-- -You wanted to see a [bleep] clinic? 866 00:40:27,137 --> 00:40:28,889 Scott, focus! 867 00:40:28,972 --> 00:40:30,932 -I'm focused. -[Khloé] A sperm bank. 868 00:40:31,016 --> 00:40:35,103 It's like this white, medicinal office space. 869 00:40:35,186 --> 00:40:36,521 It's a spank bank. 870 00:40:36,605 --> 00:40:39,441 -Where? -Shut the [bleep] up. 871 00:40:40,442 --> 00:40:43,361 -Do you have the new nipple bra on? -Of course, I have the new nipple bra on. 872 00:40:43,445 --> 00:40:45,113 -I was gonna say, those things look good. -[laughs] 873 00:40:45,196 --> 00:40:46,990 It's the only time you don't tell me to shut up. 874 00:40:47,073 --> 00:40:49,284 -[Khloé] I have Kim's-- -It's the c-- My compliments. 875 00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:52,120 Anything else, "Scott, shut up. Shut the [bleep] up. 876 00:40:52,203 --> 00:40:54,831 Shut the-- Your [bleep] look--" "What'd ya say?" 877 00:40:55,248 --> 00:40:58,084 I, [groans] I just-- I should have, you know, read the room. 878 00:40:58,168 --> 00:41:00,128 This is a wrong room to wear this in. 879 00:41:00,212 --> 00:41:03,798 I know what it must feel like to want a sibling for your baby 880 00:41:03,882 --> 00:41:08,803 because I always had that feeling deep down in my heart and my soul. 881 00:41:08,887 --> 00:41:11,264 And that's why I had six kids. 882 00:41:11,348 --> 00:41:12,557 Ya know? I mean, when I w-- 883 00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:15,560 I had a baby at 23 and then tw-- 884 00:41:15,644 --> 00:41:17,854 Yeah, every couple years I had a baby for a while 885 00:41:17,938 --> 00:41:19,648 and then I got married and had two more. 886 00:41:19,731 --> 00:41:23,485 So, that was always very im-- My passion was my-- 887 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:25,737 And she was desperate for Kendall and Kylie. 888 00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:27,239 -Yeah. -She-- You tried so many times. 889 00:41:27,322 --> 00:41:29,950 -Yeah... yeah. -And she had so many miscarriages. 890 00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:33,245 So, I think I understand the desire. 891 00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:36,331 I had Kendall when I was 40 892 00:41:36,873 --> 00:41:40,001 and I really wanted Kendall to have a sibling 893 00:41:40,085 --> 00:41:42,462 that was closer in age to her. 894 00:41:42,546 --> 00:41:46,716 So, I had Kylie when I was 41 and it wasn't easy. 895 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,470 I got terrible gestational diabetes when I was pregnant with Kylie. 896 00:41:50,554 --> 00:41:54,641 And with Kendall, I remember having a miscarriage right before, 897 00:41:54,724 --> 00:41:56,851 so I was nervous the whole time. 898 00:41:57,394 --> 00:42:00,814 I get Malika's desire to have another baby 899 00:42:00,897 --> 00:42:04,985 and have a sibling for Ace, who's also my godson. 900 00:42:05,068 --> 00:42:06,903 So, I love him madly. 901 00:42:06,987 --> 00:42:09,531 I really think whatever she decides 902 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:12,409 is gonna be the right decision for her. 903 00:42:12,492 --> 00:42:14,244 Find some friends with benefits. 904 00:42:14,327 --> 00:42:15,829 Find a friend with sperm. 905 00:42:15,912 --> 00:42:18,873 -I would be pregnant right now if I could. -[Khloé] Oh, yeah. 906 00:42:18,957 --> 00:42:21,001 -I just can't. -[Khloé] You know you can. 907 00:42:21,084 --> 00:42:23,712 -You know your uterus doesn't age. -[Malika] Your uterus works. 908 00:42:23,795 --> 00:42:25,213 [Khloé] So, you're good if you wanna carry 909 00:42:25,297 --> 00:42:26,506 -her baby. -You could carry for me. 910 00:42:26,590 --> 00:42:29,134 -You can be my surrogate. -[chuckles] No, it's okay. 911 00:42:29,217 --> 00:42:32,012 -It's a-- -Wait... is that the nipple bra? 912 00:42:32,095 --> 00:42:36,600 -I just said that, Kris. -Oh, I just-- 913 00:42:36,683 --> 00:42:38,310 I mean, you can't stop looking. 914 00:42:38,393 --> 00:42:40,312 -[Scott] I mean... -I knew I shouldn't have worn this bra. 915 00:42:40,395 --> 00:42:43,315 -...I look no matter what. -[Kris] Um, so I think we need a list. 916 00:42:43,398 --> 00:42:46,276 -[Malika] Yeah. -And then we need a turkey baster. 917 00:42:46,359 --> 00:42:49,696 -Turkey baster? -You know. [clicks tongue] 918 00:42:49,779 --> 00:42:53,617 I totally get what you would do with a turkey baster. 919 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:56,453 This was maybe the wrong group to talk to about this. 920 00:42:57,495 --> 00:42:59,414 Holidays are around the corner. 921 00:42:59,497 --> 00:43:02,667 You're gonna be at holiday parties, you're gonna be a social butterfly. 922 00:43:02,751 --> 00:43:07,547 -Go spread your wings and, hopefully-- -[Scott] Spread your [bleep]. 923 00:43:07,631 --> 00:43:09,049 [Kris] Scott. 924 00:43:10,175 --> 00:43:11,801 He's a sicko! 925 00:43:11,885 --> 00:43:14,095 -[Scott] Just sayin'. -Sick, sick, 926 00:43:14,179 --> 00:43:16,932 -sick. -You want pregnancy? Bend over. 927 00:43:17,015 --> 00:43:18,683 [Kris] Oh, my goodness. 928 00:43:18,767 --> 00:43:21,478 [Kim] Next on The Kardashians... 929 00:43:21,561 --> 00:43:24,397 I am now the brand ambassador for Balenciaga. 930 00:43:24,481 --> 00:43:28,818 I'm hoping that it's not gonna add so much 'cause I have so much going on. 931 00:43:29,986 --> 00:43:32,530 Khloé, last minute, did not come. 932 00:43:33,198 --> 00:43:36,368 People have been talking about my looks since I was 13. 933 00:43:36,952 --> 00:43:38,787 It just gets exhausting. 934 00:43:38,870 --> 00:43:41,873 I hear nasty things about myself all the time. 935 00:43:42,415 --> 00:43:46,419 Like, I've never cried about this before, but I guess it does affect me. 936 00:43:46,962 --> 00:43:49,381 [Kim's agent] [over phone] You haven't gone around to movie studios 937 00:43:49,464 --> 00:43:50,465 and pitched a movie. 938 00:43:50,549 --> 00:43:51,967 [Kim] After American Horror Story, 939 00:43:52,050 --> 00:43:53,843 all these different people wanted to meet. 940 00:43:53,927 --> 00:43:57,430 -What's the project? -I sold a movie to Netflix. 941 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,934 [♪ tender music playing] 942 00:44:01,017 --> 00:44:03,019 Do you think Rocky's gonna be a drummer? 943 00:44:03,103 --> 00:44:06,523 I don't know... His dad will be a drummer. 944 00:44:07,691 --> 00:44:10,485 [♪ light drumming] 945 00:44:10,569 --> 00:44:13,113 -This is where the baby's gonna go. -[Kourtney] Mm-hmm. 946 00:44:13,196 --> 00:44:15,282 [Kris] Rocky's little area. 947 00:44:15,365 --> 00:44:17,576 [Travis Barker] About to break that water. 948 00:44:18,994 --> 00:44:20,996 ♪♪ 949 00:44:22,664 --> 00:44:26,334 -It's time, baby. -Oh, my gosh. I'm so shaky. 950 00:44:26,418 --> 00:44:28,420 [Kris] Okay, guys. It's go time. 951 00:44:28,503 --> 00:44:30,463 [nurse] Push. Push. 952 00:44:31,047 --> 00:44:34,050 [♪ bright music playing] 953 00:45:14,216 --> 00:45:17,135 I am so [bleep] hungover today, guys. 954 00:45:17,219 --> 00:45:20,513 I had espresso martinis last night. It was just one of those nights. 955 00:45:20,597 --> 00:45:23,725 It was just, like, a thing. Oh, is that for me? 956 00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:25,810 -[crew member] It's got b-- -It says "recover". 957 00:45:25,894 --> 00:45:28,521 -[♪ pensive music playing] -Mm. 958 00:45:29,356 --> 00:45:30,357 Not bad. 959 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,442 [crew chattering] 960 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,612 [crew member 1] Cute. We can, we can make that-- 961 00:45:35,695 --> 00:45:37,697 -[crew member 2] Chug, chug, chug. -[crew member 3] Yeah! 962 00:45:42,077 --> 00:45:45,080 [bell tolls]