1 00:00:24,672 --> 00:00:25,672 Hurry up! 2 00:00:26,255 --> 00:00:29,046 Come on! Keep up! 3 00:00:31,755 --> 00:00:34,212 He's sleeping. Shh! 4 00:00:50,422 --> 00:00:53,254 - Woo! - Full power! 5 00:01:17,297 --> 00:01:20,213 Hey. What in the hell? 6 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,880 Jesus. 7 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,379 Come on! 8 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:33,087 Hey! I know you! 9 00:01:33,088 --> 00:01:35,171 You're the Kicklighter kids! 10 00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:38,796 Get back here! I see you! 11 00:01:38,797 --> 00:01:41,879 Get outta here! And don't come back! 12 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,129 - See ya later! - Yeah, later, dude. 13 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:54,462 Carol, hello? Carol, you there? 14 00:01:54,463 --> 00:01:55,546 Carol, can you hear me? 15 00:01:55,547 --> 00:01:56,837 I can hear you. 16 00:01:56,838 --> 00:01:58,171 I just lost you a second. 17 00:01:58,172 --> 00:01:59,712 Cell service sucks around here. 18 00:01:59,713 --> 00:02:04,504 It's just all mud and barns and mud, you'd love it. 19 00:02:04,505 --> 00:02:07,629 I don't have time 20 00:02:07,630 --> 00:02:09,712 I called you because 21 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,337 and you have a lot of work 22 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:12,921 on my desk by tomorrow morning. 23 00:02:12,922 --> 00:02:15,754 I know, I need the weekend to finish it. I need 'til Monday, okay? 24 00:02:15,755 --> 00:02:17,046 I let Barbara know before I left. 25 00:02:17,047 --> 00:02:19,337 I told her, and then I sent a follow-up text. 26 00:02:19,338 --> 00:02:21,754 - She didn't tell you? - It's three weeks 'til Christmas. 27 00:02:21,755 --> 00:02:22,921 Think of your bonus. 28 00:02:22,922 --> 00:02:24,546 You picked a bad time 29 00:02:24,547 --> 00:02:27,879 It's a family emergency. I didn't pick it, alright? 30 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,171 You're not their guardian. 31 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:31,712 I just gotta sign some documents 32 00:02:31,713 --> 00:02:35,337 and tie up some loose ends on her estate or whatever. 33 00:02:35,338 --> 00:02:37,087 The presentation is next week. 34 00:02:37,088 --> 00:02:38,587 This is a big deal for the company. 35 00:02:38,588 --> 00:02:41,671 If I need to find someone else 36 00:02:41,672 --> 00:02:44,046 Carol, I got it, okay? I'm gonna kick some butt. 37 00:02:44,047 --> 00:02:45,962 It's being done. You won't even know I'm gone. 38 00:02:45,963 --> 00:02:48,337 I said you won't even-- 39 00:02:48,338 --> 00:02:49,630 Hello? 40 00:02:49,963 --> 00:02:52,796 I can't-- No, no. Now you're-- I can't hear you, alright. 41 00:02:55,338 --> 00:02:58,337 Won't even know I'm gone. 42 00:03:01,297 --> 00:03:03,713 Come on. Dude. 43 00:03:44,588 --> 00:03:46,046 Where have you been? 44 00:03:46,047 --> 00:03:48,130 Hey. Julia, right? 45 00:03:48,422 --> 00:03:50,337 We said noon, it's almost three. 46 00:03:50,338 --> 00:03:52,296 Yeah, no, I know. It said it was a five-hour drive, 47 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:54,212 then it took two hours just to get outta Chicago. 48 00:03:54,213 --> 00:03:55,505 It was a nightmare. 49 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:58,671 We know each other. 'Member, from my sister's wedding? 50 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,922 We all went to the boathouse after... 51 00:04:01,713 --> 00:04:03,046 and then... 52 00:04:04,588 --> 00:04:06,254 - ...the - Yeah. 53 00:04:06,255 --> 00:04:08,171 - Yeah. - Yeah, I remember. 54 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:10,087 Yeah, it's a positive, good thing. 55 00:04:10,088 --> 00:04:13,797 It's fine, whatever. Look, my flight is in less than two hours. 56 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,963 - Hope I can make it. - Nice to see you. 57 00:04:17,755 --> 00:04:19,546 - Wow, um... - Yeah, yeah. 58 00:04:19,547 --> 00:04:22,087 I don't think she expected to be sleeping on a couch for a month. 59 00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:24,254 - Yeah, just been crazy at work. - I'm Gretchen Rice. 60 00:04:24,255 --> 00:04:25,587 I'm with Family Services. 61 00:04:25,588 --> 00:04:27,671 Okay. Yeah. You're Gretchen, from the email. 62 00:04:27,672 --> 00:04:30,755 Yeah, I got that, and, I talked to that attorney. 63 00:04:31,255 --> 00:04:33,380 - How can I help? - Just look after them, 64 00:04:33,547 --> 00:04:35,588 until I can find them a foster home. 65 00:04:36,213 --> 00:04:38,379 I thought you found a foster home. You said that you-- 66 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:41,462 I was supposed to just come here for the, um-- to sign 67 00:04:41,463 --> 00:04:42,796 the-the-the handoff. 68 00:04:42,797 --> 00:04:45,046 Yeah, that family didn't pass the background check, 69 00:04:45,047 --> 00:04:47,421 so we're back to square one. 70 00:04:47,422 --> 00:04:50,672 - Okay, so what does that mean? - That means that you're in charge. 71 00:04:51,422 --> 00:04:52,629 - I'm not-- - They are homeschooled, 72 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:54,379 so there's a state-mandated curriculum 73 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:56,087 that you're gonna have to abide by. 74 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,796 Get out! 75 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,587 Boys were trying to give the peacock a bubble bath. 76 00:05:00,588 --> 00:05:02,212 I had to lay down the hammer. 77 00:05:02,213 --> 00:05:04,879 - Who's this, the guardian? - The what? No. Who? 78 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,796 You belong to the Kicklighter boys? 79 00:05:06,797 --> 00:05:08,879 I-- No. "Belong" is-- I don't think that's the right term-- 80 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,046 Yeah, well, those delinquents, 81 00:05:10,047 --> 00:05:12,421 they hot-wired a carnival ride the other night. 82 00:05:12,422 --> 00:05:14,254 Chewed up the whole drive mechanism. 83 00:05:14,255 --> 00:05:16,004 $1,200 worth of damages, 84 00:05:16,005 --> 00:05:19,921 plus 75 bucks worth of fried Oreos and Twinkies. 85 00:05:19,922 --> 00:05:21,546 I'm sorry, you want me to pay for this? 86 00:05:21,547 --> 00:05:26,629 Also, the, rent on your sister's dance studio is past due. 87 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:30,462 So, you need to either settle that up or vacate the premises, rickety-tick. 88 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,421 Janet had a dance studio? 89 00:05:32,422 --> 00:05:34,337 Yeah, the, the old school house. 90 00:05:34,338 --> 00:05:36,838 It's, right around the corner. 91 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,588 Good day to you, ma'am. 92 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:41,422 I like the yellow Ferrari. 93 00:05:41,797 --> 00:05:43,796 I'm sorry. I'm really confused. 94 00:05:43,797 --> 00:05:46,129 I mean, just 'cause I have to be in Chicago on Monday. 95 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,754 I'm sorry, I just-- there's something that I-- 96 00:05:47,755 --> 00:05:48,921 I mean, maybe Tuesday morning, 97 00:05:48,922 --> 00:05:51,754 but it's really something I can't move. 98 00:05:51,755 --> 00:05:53,421 There is one family I'm looking at, 99 00:05:53,422 --> 00:05:54,962 but I won't know anything until tomorrow. 100 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:57,296 Okay, great. Well, just call me as soon as you hear anything. 101 00:05:57,297 --> 00:05:59,212 Alright? 'Cause... 102 00:05:59,213 --> 00:06:01,171 You know, there's no cell phone service here or Wi-Fi, 103 00:06:01,172 --> 00:06:02,879 so you are gonna have to come to the office. 104 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,879 The address is on card. 105 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,963 And in the meantime, I'll give you this. This may be helpful. 106 00:06:09,713 --> 00:06:11,754 - No. No. - Yeah. 107 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:15,505 I'm sorry to meet you under these circumstances. 108 00:06:35,505 --> 00:06:36,587 Hi. 109 00:06:52,838 --> 00:06:54,463 Jesus. 110 00:06:58,755 --> 00:07:02,172 Hello?! Children! It's your Uncle Michael! 111 00:07:04,755 --> 00:07:06,755 Whoa. 112 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:43,338 Hey! 113 00:07:48,422 --> 00:07:49,630 Hello?! 114 00:07:55,797 --> 00:07:57,422 Hello. 115 00:07:58,172 --> 00:08:01,421 How ya doin'? Wanna come down? 116 00:08:01,422 --> 00:08:03,504 Doesn't look too safe up there. 117 00:08:08,547 --> 00:08:11,547 Hi! Hey! Guys! 118 00:08:12,213 --> 00:08:15,213 A-ha! There they are. 119 00:08:16,088 --> 00:08:17,505 Hey, dudes. 120 00:08:18,505 --> 00:08:20,837 I'm Michael. 'Member me? 121 00:08:20,838 --> 00:08:23,922 Your Uncle Michael? Your mom's big brother. 122 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,212 Been a while. 123 00:08:27,963 --> 00:08:29,672 Okay. 124 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:33,046 Let's see. Justice, right? 125 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:36,046 And is that Junior in there? 126 00:08:36,047 --> 00:08:38,755 And you two, I haven't met. 127 00:08:43,505 --> 00:08:45,505 Do you guys speak at all? 128 00:08:48,172 --> 00:08:50,463 Okay, right. Anyway... 129 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:56,505 I hope you, got that Eternal Peace edible arrangement I sent. 130 00:08:59,838 --> 00:09:01,838 Yeah, I'm really sorry. 131 00:09:02,338 --> 00:09:04,338 Your mom, Janet, she was... 132 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,421 a very special lady. 133 00:09:09,255 --> 00:09:13,380 And Steve, too, he was... he was also loved. 134 00:09:13,838 --> 00:09:20,421 But I'm here now, in Ohio, to, look after you for the weekend, 135 00:09:20,422 --> 00:09:22,212 get you guys hooked up with a family. 136 00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:25,671 So, in the meantime, I'm gonna be-- 137 00:09:25,672 --> 00:09:28,754 I gotta get the final numbers plugged in 138 00:09:28,755 --> 00:09:31,046 for the presentation for the pitch I have next week. 139 00:09:31,047 --> 00:09:32,547 So... 140 00:09:34,005 --> 00:09:37,630 so, yeah, if you need anything at all, you guys let me know, alright? 141 00:09:38,588 --> 00:09:40,713 I love this. This is great. 142 00:09:42,255 --> 00:09:43,671 Good to see you, man. 143 00:09:49,963 --> 00:09:51,172 Think fast. 144 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,338 Okay, ha-ha. 145 00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:19,672 S-- Hey! 146 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:49,296 Ha-ha... ha-ha. 147 00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:53,755 So funny I forgot to laugh. 148 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,712 Maybe when I come up for air, we can go to the store 149 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:16,088 and I can get a few-- something nutritional. 150 00:11:16,755 --> 00:11:18,672 Like, from actual food groups. 151 00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:32,422 Somebody likes ketchup. 152 00:11:39,963 --> 00:11:41,797 "What's your story, Uncle Michael?" 153 00:11:42,255 --> 00:11:43,880 Thanks for asking. 154 00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:46,462 Well, I live in Chicago. 155 00:11:46,463 --> 00:11:49,046 Got a nice two and two on the 14th floor, 156 00:11:49,047 --> 00:11:51,755 looking over Lake Michigan, beautiful view. 157 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,255 Chaka Khan lives right below me. 158 00:11:55,588 --> 00:11:57,338 You guys know who Chaka Khan is? 159 00:12:00,297 --> 00:12:01,421 ♪ Chaka Khan, let me rock you ♪ 160 00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:02,546 ♪ Let me rock you, Chaka Khan ♪ 161 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:05,879 "yeah! That Chaka Khan, yeah. Yeah. Does Rufus live there too?" 162 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,504 Well, no, actually, Rufus isn't a person. 163 00:12:08,505 --> 00:12:10,087 That's the name of the band she started with, 164 00:12:10,088 --> 00:12:11,921 but, I thought that too. 165 00:12:11,922 --> 00:12:14,504 I'm senior development manager for the Millican Group. 166 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:16,712 The Millican Group is one of the top five commercial 167 00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,629 real estate developers in the Midwest. 168 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,546 We're one of two finalists chasing the RFP 169 00:12:20,547 --> 00:12:22,796 on the redevelopment of a railroad switching yard 170 00:12:22,797 --> 00:12:24,505 north of Lincoln Park. 171 00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:29,046 "Wow, that sounds like a pretty bold and risky venture. 172 00:12:29,047 --> 00:12:30,962 "I mean, considering the current economic climate 173 00:12:30,963 --> 00:12:33,546 "and, you know, skyrocketing interest rates 174 00:12:33,547 --> 00:12:35,837 and fluctuating property values." 175 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,338 Yeah, definitely, but gotta be in it to win it, right? 176 00:12:39,755 --> 00:12:41,212 We're about to make our final presentation 177 00:12:41,213 --> 00:12:43,629 to the Office of Planning and Development. 178 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,712 And rumor has it that, 179 00:12:45,713 --> 00:12:49,421 the mayor might be sitting in, so-- 180 00:12:52,797 --> 00:12:55,254 - Fart smeller says what? - Wh-What? 181 00:12:55,255 --> 00:12:56,921 - I farted. - He farted. 182 00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:58,712 Farted. Come on. 183 00:12:58,713 --> 00:13:00,462 - Okay. - A little piece of poop. 184 00:13:00,463 --> 00:13:02,129 - It stinks. - Ew, okay, no, no, no. 185 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:04,212 Don't say that at the table. Alright, that's-- 186 00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:06,504 Okay. Alright. 187 00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:08,754 Okay, you know what? That's-- it's not cool. 188 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:09,879 You don't do that at the table. 189 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,462 'Kay, do you know manners? 190 00:13:11,463 --> 00:13:13,588 Did your parents ever teach you manners? 191 00:13:14,005 --> 00:13:15,629 Could you stop throwin' those little things? 192 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:16,754 What are you throwing? 193 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,671 Obviously, you all talk, okay? And you like to fart. 194 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:21,962 - Bullseye. - You know what we're gonna do? 195 00:13:21,963 --> 00:13:24,462 We're gonna clear out the stinks, okay? 196 00:13:24,463 --> 00:13:26,921 And then you guys can take a second to deal with your spilt milk 197 00:13:26,922 --> 00:13:28,754 and think about why you're being such little brats. 198 00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:30,712 You're not even a real uncle. 199 00:13:30,713 --> 00:13:32,546 Yeah, well, that's what the email said. 200 00:13:32,547 --> 00:13:35,380 I guess what mom said about you is true, then. 201 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:40,047 What'd she say? 202 00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:43,047 What did she say about me? 203 00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:46,338 She said that you were incapable of love. 204 00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:52,588 That's stupid. 205 00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:24,005 'Night, Mike. 206 00:14:26,255 --> 00:14:27,880 It's Michael. 207 00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:49,962 Hello. 208 00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:58,838 Hey, I'm in here! 209 00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:05,712 Wow. 210 00:15:05,713 --> 00:15:08,046 What's goin' on in here? Little party in the pantry? 211 00:15:08,047 --> 00:15:09,629 None of your business. 212 00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:13,546 - Homework? - No, a letter. 213 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,838 Ooh, love letter? 214 00:15:16,672 --> 00:15:18,088 Got a crush? 215 00:15:18,463 --> 00:15:19,672 Maybe. 216 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:22,172 Girlfriend, or...? 217 00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:26,255 Okay. 218 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,880 'Night. 219 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:37,005 - Hey, Mike? - Yeah? 220 00:15:37,422 --> 00:15:41,047 When I wake up tomorrow, you still gonna be here? 221 00:15:44,588 --> 00:15:47,588 Should be, if you play your cards right. 222 00:15:49,338 --> 00:15:50,963 And it's Michael. 223 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,671 Shh. 224 00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:07,213 Now, come on. 225 00:17:43,922 --> 00:17:45,130 Help! 226 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:46,547 Hello?! 227 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,712 Alright, hey, you know what? You guys should go outside, right? 228 00:17:52,713 --> 00:17:56,712 Come on. Come on outside. You guys are... outside animals, right? 229 00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:59,172 Okay. 230 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:25,629 Woo-hoo! 231 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,754 We got it, Samuel! 232 00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:29,004 Yeah! 233 00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:32,505 This is awesome! 234 00:18:38,213 --> 00:18:39,212 Keep going! 235 00:18:39,213 --> 00:18:41,379 Get the hell out of that car now! 236 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,297 Kid, get outta that car! 237 00:18:43,505 --> 00:18:45,171 Hey! Get out! 238 00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,462 That's an expensive-- 239 00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:47,879 Stop! What are you doing? 240 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,671 I wanna jump the pool. The swimming pool! 241 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,004 We built a ramp and everything. 242 00:18:53,005 --> 00:18:55,547 I mean, we do it all the time on our bikes and it's awesome. 243 00:18:55,838 --> 00:18:58,462 We even put the trampoline there to soften the landing. 244 00:18:58,463 --> 00:19:00,671 You're talking like that could actually happen. 245 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:06,004 This car cannot go over that wagon and jump over that... tub. 246 00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:08,546 It's a physical impossibility. 247 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,879 It is! I'm sorry, come on. Get outta the car. 248 00:19:13,047 --> 00:19:15,672 - Gimme the keys. - Do you think I look cool? 249 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,837 Yeah, you look great. Hey, Mr. Attitude, 250 00:19:19,838 --> 00:19:22,421 you do not touch the Porsche ever, okay? 251 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:25,212 You wanna do donuts and build ramps and swimming pools, 252 00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:27,004 do it with something your own size. 253 00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:28,962 What the hell is that music you have in there? 254 00:19:28,963 --> 00:19:30,672 I like that song. 255 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,087 It's whatever. It's, it's, it's music. 256 00:19:34,088 --> 00:19:37,379 It's like party music, like a party in a car. 257 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,171 - Yeah-- - Party music! 258 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:40,337 Alright, well, you know what? 259 00:19:40,338 --> 00:19:43,379 We all have our things, okay? Alright? I like to rock out in my car. 260 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,921 You like to sleep in the pantry. 261 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,922 - I like party music. - Yeah? 262 00:19:47,297 --> 00:19:49,088 Yeah, and I like to rock out. 263 00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:51,546 Cool, thank you. 264 00:19:51,547 --> 00:19:53,629 Okay, you know what? I gotta make a very important 265 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:56,129 grown-up phone call here and I need cell phone reception. 266 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,296 And I-- Where's the nearest cell phone reception? 267 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,712 - Cell reception? - Cell recept-- cell reception. 268 00:20:00,713 --> 00:20:02,379 You're in the sticks, homie! 269 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,796 - What?! - You go that way about 10 miles. 270 00:20:04,797 --> 00:20:05,879 Ten miles? 271 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,962 Ten miles to the tree that looks like a rocket. 272 00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:13,004 You turn there, go one or two miles past where the Reddens used to live. 273 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:16,171 Then you go down that one long dirt road, 274 00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:19,087 and then when you see a bunch of cows, then you'll have reception. 275 00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:21,713 Or you could try over there by the pond. 276 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,921 By the pond. Okay. So, alright, so that's-- 277 00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:27,047 You're just totally messing with me then. 278 00:20:27,338 --> 00:20:30,963 If you go halfway, you can get two bars. 279 00:20:31,422 --> 00:20:35,629 You get service in the middle of the pond? Seriously? 280 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:37,546 So, how am I supposed to-- 281 00:20:40,922 --> 00:20:43,879 The canoe is filled with ice and sludge. 282 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,629 This one has a hole in it. 283 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:47,547 This one works. 284 00:20:51,463 --> 00:20:53,755 Are you getting anything?! 285 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,422 No, nothing! What? 286 00:20:59,047 --> 00:21:00,254 How 'bout now? 287 00:21:00,255 --> 00:21:02,421 He's gonna fall and drown. 288 00:21:02,422 --> 00:21:04,587 Be careful of water moccasins! 289 00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:07,505 Really?! There's snakes in here?! 290 00:21:08,213 --> 00:21:11,296 It's 400 feet deep! 291 00:21:11,297 --> 00:21:14,296 Wait a minute! I got something, I got something! 292 00:21:14,297 --> 00:21:15,671 You got it, right?! 293 00:21:15,672 --> 00:21:17,255 You look like a dummy! 294 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:22,212 I got it! I got it, I got a bar! I got--! 295 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,796 Ooh! Ooh! 296 00:21:25,797 --> 00:21:28,879 You're an idiot! 297 00:21:40,755 --> 00:21:45,046 Okay, tricksters. Okay, you win. 298 00:21:45,047 --> 00:21:47,171 Woo! I surrender. 299 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:49,546 But Uncle Michael's not happy about it. 300 00:21:49,547 --> 00:21:52,962 Still have to make this call, so I'm just gonna find the tree 301 00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,296 that looks like a rocket. 302 00:21:54,297 --> 00:21:57,337 And, turn where the Reddens used to live. 303 00:21:57,338 --> 00:21:59,838 And, look for some cows. 304 00:22:00,255 --> 00:22:02,462 Try not to burn the place down while I'm gone, okay? 305 00:22:02,463 --> 00:22:04,587 Or you know what? Do burn it down, I don't care. 306 00:22:04,588 --> 00:22:07,880 Do what you want, big deal. Smell ya later. 307 00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:13,587 Hey, Barb, it's Michael. She's expecting me. 308 00:22:13,588 --> 00:22:16,337 Um, she's 309 00:22:16,338 --> 00:22:19,546 Okay, well, can you let her know I have an update for her? 310 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,962 Okay, an update? 311 00:22:20,963 --> 00:22:24,504 Yeah, I made the preliminary cost analysis, 312 00:22:24,505 --> 00:22:27,462 but I wanna add some issues from the site inspection 313 00:22:27,463 --> 00:22:29,212 when I get the surveys, 314 00:22:29,213 --> 00:22:31,504 if I get the surveys. 315 00:22:31,505 --> 00:22:33,212 She's not in with Devin, is she? 316 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:35,796 I know. He just went in there. 317 00:22:35,797 --> 00:22:36,879 Disgusting. 318 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,879 No. Okay. You have to do me a favor. 319 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,712 Barb, I need you to walk into the meeting 320 00:22:40,713 --> 00:22:42,962 and give my numbers directly to Carol. 321 00:22:42,963 --> 00:22:44,962 Just don't let Devin see them, alright? 322 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:47,379 The net operating income after the debt service 323 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:50,837 should be $7,256,113. 324 00:22:50,838 --> 00:22:53,547 Just put it in her hands, alright? Thank you. 325 00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:55,546 Hey, hi. 326 00:22:55,547 --> 00:23:00,129 Sorry, just, work stuff, but it's, it's done. 327 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:05,047 - Can I get ya a coffee or anything? - No, I'm okay. 328 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,504 Yeah, just in the last 24 hours, 329 00:23:07,505 --> 00:23:11,087 I had a snake jump out at me from a toilet, 330 00:23:11,088 --> 00:23:14,379 I woke up in bed with some sort of rodent, 331 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:18,796 and, I, almost froze to death when I fell into this freezing pond, 332 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:22,087 - so, yeah, it's just been, been a lot. - Yeah, they're grieving kids. 333 00:23:22,088 --> 00:23:23,505 They've been through a lot. 334 00:23:25,047 --> 00:23:26,671 So, how are we doin'? 335 00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:27,962 I wish I had better news, 336 00:23:27,963 --> 00:23:30,421 but the family that we hoped to put the boys with... 337 00:23:30,422 --> 00:23:31,504 they fell through. 338 00:23:31,505 --> 00:23:33,504 Okay, well, did they sign a letter of intent? 339 00:23:33,505 --> 00:23:35,587 'Cause those can sometimes hold up in court. 340 00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:38,379 With Christmas in three weeks, we have very limited options. 341 00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:41,671 Okay, well, maybe I can, rent a van and run 'em up to Chicago. 342 00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:44,171 You know, where places like this might have a little more staff, 343 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:47,421 a little more horsepower, be able to cast a wider net. 344 00:23:47,422 --> 00:23:50,546 Okay, but don't forget, they have a lot of animals to take care of. 345 00:23:50,547 --> 00:23:51,837 - It's a working farm. - Yeah-- 346 00:23:51,838 --> 00:23:53,796 Okay, well, this might be hard for you to appreciate, 347 00:23:53,797 --> 00:23:56,921 but I am in the middle of a deal that I've been working on for six years. 348 00:23:56,922 --> 00:23:58,879 Okay? And I have 'til the end of the month 349 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,421 to get the city's approval and to line up the capital stack. 350 00:24:01,422 --> 00:24:05,171 And I've got this dumbass young executive, this guy, Dogface Devin, 351 00:24:05,172 --> 00:24:07,712 who is basically trying to snake my job out from under me. 352 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,712 And if I don't get back in the next couple of days, 353 00:24:09,713 --> 00:24:11,379 he actually might do it, so it's just-- 354 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:12,755 I'm dealing with a lot right now. 355 00:24:13,505 --> 00:24:15,712 - Dogface? - I just-- I call him "Dogface" 356 00:24:15,713 --> 00:24:19,629 'cause he does this, like, poor little Basset Hound, "poor me" thing, 357 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:23,587 but he actually is-- I mean, he's got like... 358 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,296 he's got, like, dead eyes, you know, when you look at him. 359 00:24:26,297 --> 00:24:30,046 He's just, like, like, dead eyes. Like, there's nothing behind 'em. 360 00:24:30,047 --> 00:24:31,505 Like, a very scary way. 361 00:24:31,755 --> 00:24:35,172 Okay... let's just look at the bigger picture here. 362 00:24:35,755 --> 00:24:38,796 There are more lives at stake here than just yours. 363 00:24:38,797 --> 00:24:41,379 We're talking about four little kids who lost their parents. 364 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:45,337 - Yeah, I know, and I lost my sister, okay? - Yes, you're right. 365 00:24:45,338 --> 00:24:46,504 - Yeah. - I know. 366 00:24:46,505 --> 00:24:49,087 Why don't we just both... take a deep breath? 367 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,380 Okay. 368 00:24:57,255 --> 00:24:58,672 'Kay. 369 00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:02,087 - I'm breathing. - Yeah, we're gonna figure it out. 370 00:25:02,088 --> 00:25:04,754 One for you, one for me. 371 00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:07,837 - You gotta put your card-- - No, we have to put 10 cards. 372 00:25:07,838 --> 00:25:09,712 No, the Jack, the Jack wins that. 373 00:25:09,713 --> 00:25:11,171 No. 374 00:25:11,172 --> 00:25:12,879 Hey, guys! He's coming. He's coming. 375 00:25:14,005 --> 00:25:15,379 - Be cool. - He's coming! 376 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,546 Hey! Hey, stop! 377 00:25:18,547 --> 00:25:19,837 What? 378 00:25:19,838 --> 00:25:21,504 He's gonna do a triple front flip. 379 00:25:21,505 --> 00:25:23,546 Alright, I just don't want him to hurt himself, alright? 380 00:25:23,547 --> 00:25:25,254 Well, look who's back. 381 00:25:25,255 --> 00:25:27,296 You guys are good? You held down the fort? 382 00:25:27,297 --> 00:25:28,921 - We want chicken. - We're hungry. 383 00:25:28,922 --> 00:25:30,296 We want chicken. 384 00:25:30,297 --> 00:25:32,171 Chicken, good. Yeah, protein. 385 00:25:32,172 --> 00:25:33,587 - Alright, yeah, I like that. - Chicken. 386 00:25:33,588 --> 00:25:34,796 I don't think you have any. 387 00:25:34,797 --> 00:25:36,171 You won't find any in the fridge. 388 00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,629 They want fresh chicken. 389 00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:40,504 - They're out in the pen. - In the coop. 390 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:43,796 No, we're not gonna... do fresh chicken. 391 00:25:43,797 --> 00:25:45,629 - I mean, I don't know how to-- - It's easy! 392 00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:47,629 You just have to cut off the head. 393 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,921 - I will-- I'm a great cook. - Yeah, Junior's a great cook, 394 00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:51,337 - he could take care of it. - Yeah. 395 00:25:51,338 --> 00:25:53,254 Yeah. I just-- I've never butchered a chicken. 396 00:25:53,255 --> 00:25:54,671 I've never killed an animal. 397 00:25:54,672 --> 00:25:56,421 Even that crazy lady did it. 398 00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:57,712 - The what? - Red hair. 399 00:25:57,713 --> 00:25:59,129 The one that was watchin' us, 400 00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:00,629 even she knew how to harvest a chicken. 401 00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:01,921 - She killed a chicken? - Yeah. 402 00:26:01,922 --> 00:26:04,004 The one that looked like a proboscis monkey. 403 00:26:04,005 --> 00:26:05,462 Julia? She killed a chicken? 404 00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:08,296 - She had caterpillar eyelashes. - Really weird. 405 00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:11,212 She's-- well, she's, you know, got her own vibe. 406 00:26:11,213 --> 00:26:13,462 She just took a big axe and she was like... 407 00:26:13,463 --> 00:26:15,962 It was running around all crazy-like with its head off. 408 00:26:15,963 --> 00:26:17,462 - It was like this. - Chop, chop! 409 00:26:19,505 --> 00:26:21,962 I find that hard to believe that she actually killed a chicken. 410 00:26:21,963 --> 00:26:23,046 Hungry! 411 00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:25,421 - You're not a real man. - I am a-- Yes, I'm a man. 412 00:26:25,422 --> 00:26:27,421 A real man would kill the chicken for us. 413 00:26:27,422 --> 00:26:30,087 - Okay, guys-- - You're a businessman. 414 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,504 Okay, okay. 415 00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:34,212 - Just break the neck! - Pluck it. 416 00:26:34,213 --> 00:26:36,087 - Yeah, break its neck. - Rip its guts out. 417 00:26:36,088 --> 00:26:37,504 Cut its legs off! 418 00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:40,296 Pluck it, cook it, put it in a pot. 419 00:26:40,297 --> 00:26:41,837 Yummy. 420 00:26:46,588 --> 00:26:48,671 You guys know how to do all the... 421 00:26:48,672 --> 00:26:50,421 - Dirty work? - Just do it. 422 00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:52,587 - Do it! Do it! - ...cleaning part and everything? 423 00:26:52,588 --> 00:26:54,837 Pluck it, cook it, put it in a pot. 424 00:26:54,838 --> 00:26:57,171 Pluck it, cook it, put it in a pot. 425 00:26:57,172 --> 00:26:59,671 Pluck it, cook it, put it in a pot. 426 00:26:59,672 --> 00:27:02,212 - Pluck it, cook it, put it in a pot. - Take the guts out! 427 00:27:02,213 --> 00:27:04,671 Pluck it, cook it, put it in a pot. 428 00:27:04,672 --> 00:27:06,380 Okay, let's go! Come on, let's go! 429 00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:10,087 Okay, chickens, who wants to die? 430 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:20,129 ♪ Come on, baby, 431 00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,671 Here. Here. Ha! 432 00:27:21,672 --> 00:27:23,504 ♪ Quiver yourself from head to toe ♪ 433 00:27:23,505 --> 00:27:25,337 ♪ Do your stuff wherever you go ♪ 434 00:27:25,338 --> 00:27:27,254 ♪ Do your stuff up on the floor ♪ 435 00:27:27,255 --> 00:27:28,962 Which is a good one? 436 00:27:28,963 --> 00:27:31,087 Which is a good one? Come on, come on, come on. 437 00:27:31,088 --> 00:27:32,172 Woo-hoo! 438 00:27:32,505 --> 00:27:35,171 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Ooh! 439 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,171 ♪ Push in and a-push out, 440 00:27:41,172 --> 00:27:43,546 ♪ Push in and a-push-push-push-push out ♪ 441 00:27:43,547 --> 00:27:45,462 I got it! 442 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:48,087 I got it, I got it! Gimme the axe! 443 00:27:48,088 --> 00:27:51,672 You passed the test. We'll take it from here. 444 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,171 That's Elizabeth. 445 00:28:04,713 --> 00:28:06,797 You said her name was Elizabeth? 446 00:28:07,672 --> 00:28:09,421 Delish-abeth. 447 00:28:10,505 --> 00:28:12,671 Don't act like you don't know where your food comes from. 448 00:28:12,672 --> 00:28:14,755 No, I know. I just... 449 00:28:15,713 --> 00:28:17,922 Do you even like it? 450 00:28:18,588 --> 00:28:20,713 I love it. 451 00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:26,379 Just, like, grateful for the, you know, connection to, like-- 452 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:27,754 You just killed it. 453 00:28:27,755 --> 00:28:29,796 Yeah, I feel a connection to the-- and grate-- 454 00:28:29,797 --> 00:28:32,379 It's like what, you know, grateful to the Earth 455 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,672 for giving it to us or whatever. 456 00:28:36,088 --> 00:28:38,087 - Why aren't you eating Elizabeth? - Me? 457 00:28:38,088 --> 00:28:40,129 I'm vegetarian. 458 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,880 Time for school. 459 00:28:45,047 --> 00:28:46,379 I thought you guys didn't go to school. 460 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:48,337 - We're homeschooled. - Homeschool? 461 00:28:48,338 --> 00:28:51,296 Child Service lady checks the logbook every time she visits. 462 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,212 - It's the law. - It's what? 463 00:28:53,213 --> 00:28:55,129 - The law. - The law. Okay. 464 00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:57,046 So, why don't you guys go to a real school? 465 00:28:57,047 --> 00:28:59,337 'Cause all they teach you is how to be like everyone else. 466 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:00,421 Yeah. 467 00:29:00,422 --> 00:29:03,337 Plus, our mom and dad used to live on this big ranch 468 00:29:03,338 --> 00:29:06,754 - with a whole bunch of people and... - It was ginormous. 469 00:29:06,755 --> 00:29:09,629 ...their leader said that he was a savior from the moon of Jupiter. 470 00:29:09,630 --> 00:29:12,921 - He was actually a liar. - Yeah, no, I know. 471 00:29:12,922 --> 00:29:14,671 Well, Dad found out he was a liar 472 00:29:14,672 --> 00:29:16,004 and Dad didn't like that, 473 00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,712 and he didn't want anybody else ever telling us what to think. 474 00:29:18,713 --> 00:29:21,088 - Not even at school. - Yeah. 475 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,254 Alright, so what do you want me to teach you? 476 00:29:24,255 --> 00:29:26,963 Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. 477 00:29:28,922 --> 00:29:30,922 - My God. Alright. - Sex is today's lesson. 478 00:29:31,713 --> 00:29:35,837 Okay, "babies plus privates equals..." 479 00:29:35,838 --> 00:29:37,712 - No, "boobies". - "boobies", sorry. 480 00:29:37,713 --> 00:29:39,712 "Boobies plus privates equals babies." 481 00:29:39,713 --> 00:29:41,879 - Okay, who wrote that? - It's true. 482 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,837 It's-- Well, sort of, I mean, 483 00:29:43,838 --> 00:29:45,672 - part of the equation. - S-E-X. 484 00:29:46,047 --> 00:29:48,671 - Whoa, okay. - This is the man's. This is the-- 485 00:29:48,672 --> 00:29:50,087 No, that's actually the woman's. 486 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,421 - That's the man's. - Fallopian tubes. 487 00:29:52,422 --> 00:29:55,462 No, dick... vagina. 488 00:29:55,463 --> 00:29:57,254 No, this is the-- Not the dick. 489 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,712 - It's the-- - Why is the dick so floppy? 490 00:29:59,713 --> 00:30:01,962 Okay. It's not-- We don't call it that. 491 00:30:01,963 --> 00:30:03,254 We call it the penis. 492 00:30:03,255 --> 00:30:04,712 But you said that to us. 493 00:30:04,713 --> 00:30:07,129 I used it in trying to correct you, but it's-- 494 00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:09,212 It can be, like, somebody's name, but you don't say it-- 495 00:30:09,213 --> 00:30:10,962 - He's not a expert like us. - Okay. 496 00:30:12,047 --> 00:30:14,379 Alright, so you guys know about sex, a little bit. 497 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,671 Tell me what you know already and then-- 498 00:30:15,672 --> 00:30:16,921 It's like birds and the bees, 499 00:30:16,922 --> 00:30:19,672 but the bees stick their stinger in the bird's butt. 500 00:30:20,255 --> 00:30:23,087 - No, it's like when Mabel and Daisy... - Okay. 501 00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:25,588 ...hump each other and get stuck. 502 00:30:25,922 --> 00:30:26,922 Who? 503 00:30:27,338 --> 00:30:29,296 - The pigs. - The pigs get stuck. 504 00:30:29,297 --> 00:30:30,587 The boy and girl like-- 505 00:30:30,588 --> 00:30:33,672 It's when they get on top and then they bump it. 506 00:30:34,005 --> 00:30:35,004 And they pump it. 507 00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:36,212 No, you dummy. 508 00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:37,921 It's when Mom and Dad go in the room, 509 00:30:37,922 --> 00:30:39,879 lock the door, and make funny noises. 510 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,462 It's how you make babies. 511 00:30:41,463 --> 00:30:43,630 Only if you're not careful. 512 00:30:44,963 --> 00:30:50,796 No, um, sex is how two people show each other 513 00:30:50,797 --> 00:30:52,046 how much they like each other. 514 00:30:52,047 --> 00:30:54,546 - Sperms! - That's, that's it. 515 00:30:54,547 --> 00:30:59,255 Sperms are released when the man puts... 516 00:31:00,422 --> 00:31:02,629 - his part into the-- - Gross. 517 00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:05,587 You mean the wiener-dick-penis? 518 00:31:05,588 --> 00:31:07,296 - No, just dick! - Just penis. 519 00:31:07,297 --> 00:31:09,504 - Just penis. No wiener or dick. - Dick-penis. 520 00:31:09,505 --> 00:31:13,087 - Those are-- Not-- It's not-- - It goes wiener, dick, penis. 521 00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:15,587 Those are all three names for the same thing. 522 00:31:15,588 --> 00:31:17,796 Weiner, dick, and penis 523 00:31:17,797 --> 00:31:21,129 - are three names for the same thing. - And my word for it is dick. 524 00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:23,504 - Okay. - This is a lot. 525 00:31:37,755 --> 00:31:41,421 ♪ Good morning, Mr. Morning ♪ 526 00:31:41,422 --> 00:31:44,671 ♪ It's good to see your face ♪ 527 00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:50,421 ♪ It's nice to know that 528 00:31:51,838 --> 00:31:55,629 ♪ I see you brought 529 00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:59,129 ♪ It's always nice 530 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:04,630 ♪ And know that they're 531 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:09,879 ♪ The morning seems the best time ♪ 532 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,838 ♪ To greet yourself and say ♪ 533 00:32:13,213 --> 00:32:17,129 ♪ Good morning, good to see you... ♪ 534 00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:19,546 I'm just saying, do you wanna go with a real plan, Carol, 535 00:32:19,547 --> 00:32:22,504 or Devin's wish-casting long shot? 536 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,129 - 'Cause that's what it is. - Are you done? 537 00:32:25,130 --> 00:32:26,587 No, could you do me a favor? 538 00:32:26,588 --> 00:32:28,296 Could you, just pop over to my place 539 00:32:28,297 --> 00:32:30,629 and feed my fish and water my fern? 540 00:32:30,630 --> 00:32:33,796 Feed your f-- 541 00:32:33,797 --> 00:32:36,046 - Okay. - This needs to be done by Monday. 542 00:32:36,047 --> 00:32:37,379 - Okay. - Just get home 543 00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,837 and water your own damn plant. 544 00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:41,337 - 'Kay? Thank you. - Okay, thank you. 545 00:32:50,547 --> 00:32:51,547 Hey. 546 00:32:52,088 --> 00:32:53,087 Hi. 547 00:33:01,338 --> 00:33:04,755 - Better now? - A little... You? 548 00:33:07,797 --> 00:33:10,879 I never thought I would move back home, but it's actually nice. 549 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,796 I get to connect to people... 550 00:33:12,797 --> 00:33:15,046 ...in a way that's meaningful to me 551 00:33:15,047 --> 00:33:18,296 - and spend time with my parents. - Great. 552 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:21,213 Ooh, thank you. He'll have another, please. 553 00:33:23,547 --> 00:33:26,546 Everybody says she was a great dancer, your sister. 554 00:33:26,547 --> 00:33:28,463 She was. She was really talented. 555 00:33:29,297 --> 00:33:31,297 She went to ballet school in New York. 556 00:33:32,255 --> 00:33:34,587 - Is that where you lived? - No, I was in Chicago. 557 00:33:34,588 --> 00:33:36,296 She was in New York. She was in New York, 558 00:33:36,297 --> 00:33:38,421 and then she moved to New Jersey. 559 00:33:38,422 --> 00:33:42,755 That's when she met the ice cream guy... Captain Bebop. 560 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,754 - Captain Bebop? - Yeah. 561 00:33:44,755 --> 00:33:46,296 - What is that? - Well, I mean, that was, 562 00:33:46,297 --> 00:33:47,546 that was his ice cream name. 563 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,671 His real name was Steve Kicklighter. 564 00:33:49,672 --> 00:33:52,087 And he was, like, ice cream man? 565 00:33:52,088 --> 00:33:53,171 - Yeah. - Like, in the truck? 566 00:33:53,172 --> 00:33:55,337 She dropped out of school 567 00:33:55,338 --> 00:34:00,462 and just, like... started this whole universe with this guy. 568 00:34:00,463 --> 00:34:01,879 And then, you know, they moved down here, 569 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,504 and to do what, I don't know, you know, like, make ice cream 570 00:34:05,505 --> 00:34:08,630 and take over his father's farm? 571 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,172 And have four beautiful children. 572 00:34:12,672 --> 00:34:15,296 Yeah, she just had a lot of potential. 573 00:34:15,297 --> 00:34:17,380 They wanted a different life. 574 00:34:18,297 --> 00:34:20,629 Anyway, whatever happened to the ice cream? 575 00:34:20,630 --> 00:34:21,922 Um... 576 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,712 you know, money became an issue... 577 00:34:25,713 --> 00:34:28,005 and he asked me for a loan 578 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:31,004 and I gave it to him and I didn't tell her. 579 00:34:31,005 --> 00:34:35,129 And then, she found out... and then we got into it. 580 00:34:35,130 --> 00:34:40,422 She got really mad that I hadn't told her and... anyway. 581 00:34:41,755 --> 00:34:45,172 After that, we sort of stopped talking. Just, you know? 582 00:34:47,672 --> 00:34:49,505 And now she's gone. 583 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,422 She's not here. 584 00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:53,297 But she's remembered. 585 00:34:53,463 --> 00:34:58,088 That ballet school she started was a big deal in this community. 586 00:34:59,047 --> 00:35:01,672 That's a shame they're impounding it. 587 00:35:02,713 --> 00:35:03,922 Yeah. 588 00:35:26,922 --> 00:35:28,547 Go for a walk. 589 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,046 What does "impound" mean? 590 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,712 It means they're gonna take it away 591 00:35:34,713 --> 00:35:36,547 because nobody's paying for it. 592 00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:41,462 What are we going to do with all this stuff? 593 00:35:41,463 --> 00:35:44,754 I don't know. I guess we keep a few things 594 00:35:44,755 --> 00:35:49,838 and... throw away things we don't want and leave the rest. 595 00:35:51,005 --> 00:35:53,213 Wow. 596 00:35:56,713 --> 00:36:00,713 This is my old toy chest. 597 00:36:01,547 --> 00:36:03,172 She kept it. 598 00:36:04,505 --> 00:36:06,505 That's me, that's your mom. 599 00:36:08,297 --> 00:36:12,504 Wow... it's my sword. 600 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:14,754 Hey, this is, this is my sword. 601 00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,587 It's actually-- That was my sword. 602 00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:20,504 I now pronounce you the nuttiest Nutcracker ever, 603 00:36:20,505 --> 00:36:22,796 Sir Poops-A-Lot. 604 00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:25,421 Your mom used to have this on her nightstand. 605 00:36:26,838 --> 00:36:28,172 Hey, look. 606 00:36:28,713 --> 00:36:30,837 What'd you do that for, Simon? 607 00:36:30,838 --> 00:36:31,921 Cool, right? 608 00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:33,880 We used to put a little desk lamp behind it, 609 00:36:34,172 --> 00:36:36,004 then the sparkles would shine on the wall. 610 00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,505 It was really pretty. 611 00:36:37,922 --> 00:36:40,254 And we'd, like, pretend we were in this other dimension. 612 00:36:40,255 --> 00:36:41,546 It was kinda cool. 613 00:36:48,963 --> 00:36:50,712 - Hey, Junior. - Yeah? 614 00:36:50,713 --> 00:36:53,546 - What's this? - Hey, that's my notebook. 615 00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:57,212 We were going to put on The Nutcracker for Christmas. 616 00:36:57,213 --> 00:36:59,171 - The Nutcracker, the ballet? - Yeah. 617 00:36:59,172 --> 00:37:02,421 "By Steve Kicklighter, Jr." Junior! 618 00:37:02,422 --> 00:37:04,337 You're Steve. You're junior. Right. 619 00:37:04,338 --> 00:37:07,087 I always thought it was a stupid story. 620 00:37:07,088 --> 00:37:10,879 It's about this girl named Clara that gets a nutcracker for Christmas. 621 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,254 And then, at night, these mice come in 622 00:37:13,255 --> 00:37:15,212 and try to eat her gingerbread men. 623 00:37:15,213 --> 00:37:17,379 And then, the Mouse King comes 624 00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:20,254 and then the Nutcracker kills the Mouse King 625 00:37:20,255 --> 00:37:23,212 and then takes Clara to the land of sweets. 626 00:37:23,213 --> 00:37:25,504 The end. Stupid, right? 627 00:37:25,505 --> 00:37:27,462 That's the actual Nutcracker story? 628 00:37:27,463 --> 00:37:30,212 And the Waltz of the Flowers is the best piece of music 629 00:37:30,213 --> 00:37:33,337 with the most boring part of the story. 630 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:37,754 So, Junior made a much better story 631 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,255 using only his favorite music. 632 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:42,879 - That's this? - Yeah. 633 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,796 "Once upon a 50 years ago, 634 00:37:44,797 --> 00:37:47,087 "some people were having a big party 635 00:37:47,088 --> 00:37:49,379 at President Ronald Reagan's house." 636 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:52,046 - Yeah, wh-why not would they? - "Then Clara's spooky 637 00:37:52,047 --> 00:37:53,962 "Uncle Drosselmeyer came. 638 00:37:53,963 --> 00:37:56,629 "He gave toys like tin soldiers to all the kids 639 00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:58,629 "so they wouldn't be scared of him 640 00:37:58,630 --> 00:38:01,462 "because he had a golf ball eye. 641 00:38:01,463 --> 00:38:05,504 For Clara, he gave her a nutcracker even though she didn't have any nuts." 642 00:38:05,505 --> 00:38:11,129 The Much Better Nutcracker, AKA... The Nutcracker's Mustache. 643 00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:14,421 - That's good. - My dad had a mustache. 644 00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:17,129 Yeah. So, basically, it's like a reboot 645 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,129 that takes the original and puts a spin on it 646 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:22,129 that would piss off Balanchine and Tchaikovsky 647 00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:24,837 and all the people across the ballet universe. 648 00:38:24,838 --> 00:38:26,421 - Yeah! - They would love it. 649 00:38:26,422 --> 00:38:28,921 Like, dead people. Like, Mom and Dad. 650 00:38:28,922 --> 00:38:30,213 Yeah. 651 00:38:36,797 --> 00:38:38,213 Hey, Mike. 652 00:38:38,672 --> 00:38:41,505 - Yeah? - I know karate. 653 00:38:43,838 --> 00:38:44,838 Cool. 654 00:38:54,755 --> 00:38:56,380 Hey, Mike. 655 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,880 Hey. 656 00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:02,463 It's, 10:30, guys. Shouldn't you be asleep? 657 00:39:02,755 --> 00:39:04,754 We want a bedtime story. 658 00:39:04,755 --> 00:39:07,672 No, I'm working, so... 659 00:39:08,088 --> 00:39:11,505 Talk to Justice. I don't do story stuff. 660 00:39:11,797 --> 00:39:14,712 I'm writing! Do not disturb! 661 00:39:14,713 --> 00:39:17,213 Mom always told us a story. 662 00:39:19,588 --> 00:39:23,588 Okay, I'm not your mom... I'm Michael. 663 00:39:25,047 --> 00:39:26,255 'Kay? 664 00:39:27,047 --> 00:39:28,672 So, it's not happening. 665 00:39:30,797 --> 00:39:33,796 A long, long time ago, there was a little girl, 666 00:39:33,797 --> 00:39:36,087 - they called her Goldilocks. - That story sucks. 667 00:39:36,088 --> 00:39:37,796 We already heard that story. 668 00:39:37,797 --> 00:39:43,087 O-kay, how 'bout, Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, 669 00:39:43,088 --> 00:39:45,380 eating her curds and whey. 670 00:39:48,963 --> 00:39:51,879 - And? - That's all I got on that one. 671 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,796 - We want somethin' with action and blood. - Yeah, blood. 672 00:39:55,797 --> 00:39:58,629 Wow, you guys are pretty hardcore? 673 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,713 Action and blood. Okay. 674 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:03,755 Okay, got it. 675 00:40:04,755 --> 00:40:08,962 Once upon a time, after the fall of Saigon... 676 00:40:08,963 --> 00:40:11,337 at the end of the Vietnam War, 677 00:40:11,338 --> 00:40:14,962 a man returned home to a country he didn't recognize. 678 00:40:14,963 --> 00:40:17,754 And they used to call him John, but since the war, 679 00:40:17,755 --> 00:40:21,504 he went by his nickname... Rambo. 680 00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:23,087 Rambo. 681 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:26,713 One day he arrived in a small town to visit a friend... 682 00:40:27,338 --> 00:40:29,337 only he found out that the friend was dead. 683 00:40:29,338 --> 00:40:30,921 The mean sheriff 684 00:40:30,922 --> 00:40:32,921 tried to kick him out of the town. 685 00:40:32,922 --> 00:40:35,087 Now, Rambo wasn't lookin' for any trouble. 686 00:40:35,088 --> 00:40:37,504 He didn't take shit from anybody, right? 687 00:40:37,505 --> 00:40:39,171 You better believe it. 688 00:40:39,172 --> 00:40:40,879 Then the mean sheriff threw him in jail 689 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,212 and his three deputies tried to torture him. 690 00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:48,087 So, Rambo kicked one in the nuts. He headbutted the second one. 691 00:40:48,088 --> 00:40:51,962 Then he threw the third one out a window and he got the hell outta there. 692 00:40:51,963 --> 00:40:53,254 And he stole a motorcycle, 693 00:40:53,255 --> 00:40:54,962 ripped it out of a guy's hands in the street, 694 00:40:54,963 --> 00:40:56,796 just rode it off into the woods. 695 00:40:56,797 --> 00:40:58,796 Is that the guy that went to Afghanistan 696 00:40:58,797 --> 00:41:00,422 on a rescue mission? 697 00:41:01,005 --> 00:41:02,630 Yeah, you've heard of him? 698 00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:06,421 Anyway, time passes, a lotta other stuff happens 699 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:09,754 and, Rambo leaves a monastery 700 00:41:09,755 --> 00:41:12,212 and gets on a plane to Pakistan. 701 00:41:12,213 --> 00:41:14,671 Now, he was very tired, 702 00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:16,879 and the sound of the plane was very relaxing, 703 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,254 so he started to feel sleepy, couldn't keep his eyes open, 704 00:41:21,255 --> 00:41:23,130 laid back in the seat. 705 00:41:24,005 --> 00:41:26,422 His eyelids were just so heavy. 706 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,505 The plane was just so cozy. 707 00:41:29,797 --> 00:41:33,797 All he wanted to do... was sleep. 708 00:41:36,005 --> 00:41:41,338 So, he closed his eyes and drifted off. 709 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:46,338 You go to sleep now. 710 00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:49,547 Sleep. 711 00:41:57,672 --> 00:42:00,171 And no more messing with Michael 712 00:42:00,172 --> 00:42:03,672 while he's finishing his important work project. 713 00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:17,754 - Yep? - Excuse me, Mike? 714 00:42:17,755 --> 00:42:19,754 - Yeah? - I-I have a couple more 715 00:42:19,755 --> 00:42:22,047 questions about what we talked about. 716 00:42:24,172 --> 00:42:25,380 Okay. 717 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,296 What do you wanna know? 718 00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:32,005 Can a girl tell if you've never kissed somebody before? 719 00:42:33,255 --> 00:42:34,463 Um... 720 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:37,379 yeah, maybe. 721 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:39,880 Really? 722 00:42:41,047 --> 00:42:42,255 Yeah. 723 00:42:43,213 --> 00:42:45,047 Are you sure? 724 00:42:52,672 --> 00:42:55,546 Yes... You know the fun thing about being your age 725 00:42:55,547 --> 00:42:58,379 is that you get to find this stuff out as you grow up. 726 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:01,672 So... it all sort of just happens. 727 00:43:02,338 --> 00:43:06,004 But yeah, just, you know, be nice and... 728 00:43:06,005 --> 00:43:08,879 try not to let your teeth knock into her teeth. 729 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,254 That can happen. And... 730 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,879 Maybe wash, you know, with an antibacterial. 731 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,172 Just, like, rinse it out beforehand. 732 00:43:17,672 --> 00:43:19,880 And maybe after, too. 733 00:43:21,130 --> 00:43:23,547 - Okay? - Wait. 734 00:43:23,755 --> 00:43:26,129 Do you have a girlfriend? 735 00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,421 - No. - You don't? 736 00:43:27,422 --> 00:43:28,504 - Nope. - Never? 737 00:43:28,505 --> 00:43:31,671 No. Well, yeah. I mean, yes. 738 00:43:31,672 --> 00:43:34,962 a long time ago there was, yeah, there was one person 739 00:43:34,963 --> 00:43:36,255 and... 740 00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:41,671 we were together for a while and then... she wanted to get married 741 00:43:41,672 --> 00:43:43,588 and I didn't. 742 00:43:43,963 --> 00:43:45,588 So, we broke up. 743 00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:47,587 So, you're all alone? 744 00:43:47,588 --> 00:43:51,297 No, no. I got friends. Got a lotta friends. 745 00:43:53,338 --> 00:43:57,172 Got a buddy I play squash with. Turkish guy. Very cool guy. 746 00:43:59,797 --> 00:44:01,879 people at work, you know? 747 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,797 Yeah, I mean, it's good. I'm happy, I like my life. 748 00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:07,380 Yeah. 749 00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:15,588 Do you think I look like my dad? 750 00:44:17,172 --> 00:44:20,171 Yes... very much so. 751 00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:24,087 Whoa-whoa-whoa. What are you guys doin' up? 752 00:44:24,088 --> 00:44:25,879 It's sleep time. Why are we not on the couch? 753 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,671 - You're supposed to be asleep. - I had a bad dream about Rambo. 754 00:44:29,672 --> 00:44:33,046 Go back down. No, no, no. Go back downstairs, guys. 755 00:44:33,047 --> 00:44:34,296 Guys, we're not doing this. 756 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:36,463 - I had a bad dream, too. - Can you tell them we're not doin' this? 757 00:45:04,255 --> 00:45:06,879 I think I found a foster home for the twins. 758 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,462 It's a nice couple in Cincinnati. 759 00:45:08,463 --> 00:45:10,921 I mean, turns out, I actually went to high school with the mom. 760 00:45:10,922 --> 00:45:12,254 We did musical theater together. 761 00:45:12,255 --> 00:45:14,754 She got all the good parts. I just made the costumes. 762 00:45:14,755 --> 00:45:17,297 - Jennifer and Brandan. - It's actually Bran-d-yn. 763 00:45:17,588 --> 00:45:20,797 Brandyn? Brandyn. He's-- Yeah, they look like they're... 764 00:45:21,338 --> 00:45:23,547 connected? Yeah, good. 765 00:45:24,963 --> 00:45:26,921 Unfortunately, they can't take all four boys. 766 00:45:26,922 --> 00:45:28,379 So, while the twins will have a home, 767 00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:31,254 you are gonna have to put the older boys in a group home 768 00:45:31,255 --> 00:45:33,338 until I can find placement for them. 769 00:45:33,922 --> 00:45:35,922 Okay. 770 00:45:37,672 --> 00:45:41,171 Okay, and... this is your recommendation? 771 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:45,547 No, but if you really have to get back to Chicago, 772 00:45:46,047 --> 00:45:48,047 it is the quickest solution. 773 00:45:53,463 --> 00:45:56,546 Five push-ups, five push-ups. 774 00:45:59,213 --> 00:46:00,712 Come on, useless! 775 00:46:00,713 --> 00:46:01,796 Ooh! 776 00:46:01,797 --> 00:46:04,337 - Hey! Jump! - Do it! 777 00:46:04,338 --> 00:46:05,837 No, you do yours! 778 00:46:05,838 --> 00:46:07,921 Ooh. Got the turd flushed down the toilet. 779 00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:11,337 Hey, guys. 780 00:46:13,130 --> 00:46:14,422 Come here. 781 00:46:15,422 --> 00:46:17,047 - Yeah? - What? 782 00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:18,588 Yeah? 783 00:46:21,422 --> 00:46:22,630 What? 784 00:46:24,963 --> 00:46:28,171 Just... be careful on the roof, okay? 785 00:46:28,172 --> 00:46:30,255 - Okay. - 'Kay. 786 00:46:30,672 --> 00:46:33,880 - Come on! Hey! - Rejected. 787 00:46:34,338 --> 00:46:36,796 Get another sausage. 788 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,379 That was so close. 789 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:41,671 Boom! 790 00:46:41,672 --> 00:46:43,046 That's where I shoot from. 791 00:46:46,338 --> 00:46:48,338 - Hey. - Hey. 792 00:46:50,463 --> 00:46:52,672 How did the boys take the news? 793 00:46:53,838 --> 00:46:56,837 Maybe it'd be best 794 00:46:56,838 --> 00:46:59,297 to find a place that'll take all four of them? 795 00:47:00,797 --> 00:47:01,796 Really? 796 00:47:01,797 --> 00:47:04,088 Yeah, probably best to keep 'em together. 797 00:47:05,130 --> 00:47:06,754 I am so glad to hear that. 798 00:47:06,755 --> 00:47:09,337 I was, I was hoping you would say that. 799 00:47:09,338 --> 00:47:10,630 Yeah. 800 00:47:11,505 --> 00:47:13,712 Maybe this place is growing on you. 801 00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:19,254 It's alright. 802 00:47:19,255 --> 00:47:22,087 - Boys. - Yeah, I'm sure it was an accident. 803 00:47:22,088 --> 00:47:23,796 Yeah, yeah. No, I don't figure they were actually 804 00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:25,337 - trying to-- Yeah. - Aiming for you. 805 00:47:38,255 --> 00:47:41,879 Bet you wanna take your clothes off with her. Don't you? 806 00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:49,088 Boobies plus privates equals babies, right? 807 00:47:51,088 --> 00:47:52,713 Yeah, somethin' like that. 808 00:47:56,588 --> 00:47:59,671 Hey, guys. I'm goin' to town to get some groceries. 809 00:47:59,672 --> 00:48:02,962 - Any requests? - Yes! 810 00:48:04,505 --> 00:48:08,171 Alright. Hey, Justice. Justice. 811 00:48:08,172 --> 00:48:10,672 Justice! Justice! 812 00:48:11,088 --> 00:48:12,296 - Justice. - What? 813 00:48:12,297 --> 00:48:14,754 - What are you doin'? - I wanna replace the lug bolt. 814 00:48:14,755 --> 00:48:16,212 - The what? - It got sheered off 815 00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:18,962 last time I was trying to jump stuff and the tire flew off. 816 00:48:18,963 --> 00:48:20,379 - Now I have to replace it. - Okay. 817 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:21,962 I wanna jump the ramp over the pool 818 00:48:21,963 --> 00:48:23,754 because you said I couldn't use your Porsche. 819 00:48:23,755 --> 00:48:26,004 Got it. Just be careful, alright? Gotta run to the store. 820 00:48:26,005 --> 00:48:27,129 I'm coming with you. 821 00:48:27,130 --> 00:48:29,046 Nah, just tell me what you want and I'll get it. 822 00:48:29,047 --> 00:48:30,879 Okay, some Count Chocula. 823 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,171 - Chips! - Protein powder, cottage cheese. 824 00:48:33,172 --> 00:48:35,797 Pineapples as well. 825 00:48:37,213 --> 00:48:38,422 Okay. 826 00:48:39,422 --> 00:48:41,254 Okay. Alright. 827 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:43,546 I'm not gonna remember this, so I'm gonna write it down, okay? 828 00:48:43,547 --> 00:48:45,005 Just take us with you. 829 00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:47,129 Yeah, you're not gonna fit in the Porsche. 830 00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:49,337 We can take Dad's truck. 831 00:48:49,338 --> 00:48:50,837 Where's Dad's truck? 832 00:48:50,838 --> 00:48:53,046 ♪ Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop ♪ 833 00:48:53,047 --> 00:48:55,172 ♪ Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop ♪ 834 00:48:55,380 --> 00:48:57,504 ♪ Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop ♪ 835 00:49:06,172 --> 00:49:09,921 ♪ Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin' ♪ 836 00:49:09,922 --> 00:49:14,005 ♪ You gotta have somethin' 837 00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:19,296 ♪ Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin' ♪ 838 00:49:19,297 --> 00:49:21,504 - ♪ You gotta have somethin'... ♪ - So, this was your dad's 839 00:49:21,505 --> 00:49:23,797 primary form of transportation? 840 00:49:24,463 --> 00:49:28,671 ♪ Captain Bebop and his sidekick ♪ 841 00:49:28,672 --> 00:49:30,921 - ♪ Creamy ♪ - Yeah! 842 00:49:30,922 --> 00:49:33,546 He was, um, renovating it. 843 00:49:33,547 --> 00:49:37,921 Like, you're, renovating the train tracks in Chicago. 844 00:49:37,922 --> 00:49:39,754 Yeah, same idea. 845 00:49:39,755 --> 00:49:42,337 You're the top five real estate developers 846 00:49:42,338 --> 00:49:45,254 in the Midwest. Fancy, right? 847 00:49:57,755 --> 00:50:00,297 ♪ Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin' ♪ 848 00:50:01,255 --> 00:50:05,463 - ♪ And I'm not stuffin', believe you me ♪ - You okay, man? 849 00:50:06,922 --> 00:50:09,004 Before we go to the grocery store, 850 00:50:09,005 --> 00:50:11,088 can we make one more stop? 851 00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:13,129 Sure. 852 00:50:50,713 --> 00:50:52,922 It happened right here. 853 00:50:54,505 --> 00:50:56,712 Dad was driving. 854 00:50:56,713 --> 00:50:58,004 They were driving this way. 855 00:50:58,005 --> 00:50:59,587 No, they were driving that way. 856 00:50:59,588 --> 00:51:01,672 They were driving this way. 857 00:51:02,797 --> 00:51:05,797 - They were driving home. - It was raining. 858 00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:11,255 - There was an explosion. - No, no there wasn't. 859 00:51:12,047 --> 00:51:14,255 They got turned upside down. 860 00:51:17,463 --> 00:51:20,463 People put flowers and pictures on it. 861 00:51:21,963 --> 00:51:23,588 You guys made that? 862 00:51:24,047 --> 00:51:26,754 Yeah, we made it after Mom and Dad died. 863 00:51:26,755 --> 00:51:28,255 That's nice. 864 00:51:29,713 --> 00:51:32,046 I wonder if he wants to adopt us. 865 00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:34,254 - Who? - That guy over there. 866 00:51:34,255 --> 00:51:36,671 Aloysius Cornelius Wilmington. 867 00:51:36,672 --> 00:51:38,712 He owns practically the whole town, 868 00:51:38,713 --> 00:51:41,671 and he has a ginormous mansion with a swimming pool, 869 00:51:41,672 --> 00:51:43,879 and his, his wife is right behind him. 870 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,879 She has a wooden leg. 871 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,213 - Really? - Yeah. 872 00:51:47,755 --> 00:51:49,963 She's nocturnal like a marsupial. 873 00:51:51,213 --> 00:51:52,962 They could be our mom and dad. 874 00:51:52,963 --> 00:51:54,254 That's it, right? That's it. 875 00:51:54,255 --> 00:51:56,337 - Yeah, that's it. - Okay. Fifty-eight. 876 00:51:56,338 --> 00:51:58,212 - That's the one. - Okay. 877 00:51:58,213 --> 00:52:01,504 Alright, do me a favor. Just wait, like, two minutes 878 00:52:01,505 --> 00:52:05,213 and then come over and say something cute, okay? 879 00:52:07,755 --> 00:52:08,963 How many? 880 00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:12,212 - Twenty-five of those, 30 of those. - Okay, comin' up. 881 00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:13,505 Nice car. 882 00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:15,129 Sorry? 883 00:52:15,130 --> 00:52:17,004 Is that your 'vette out there in the parkin' lot? 884 00:52:17,005 --> 00:52:18,504 - That's yours, right? - Yeah. 885 00:52:18,505 --> 00:52:20,212 Yeah, yeah, think I saw you gettin' outta there. 886 00:52:20,213 --> 00:52:22,504 - Yeah, yeah, that's mine. - Beautiful. It's like a '58, 887 00:52:22,505 --> 00:52:24,504 - I think, maybe? - Yeah, that's a '58. 888 00:52:24,505 --> 00:52:26,212 - You like that one? - Cherry. 889 00:52:26,213 --> 00:52:28,671 - Thanks, yes. - Yeah, yeah. 890 00:52:28,672 --> 00:52:31,837 You detail it and, do it yourself? The whole thing? 891 00:52:31,838 --> 00:52:33,129 I did some of it myself. 892 00:52:33,130 --> 00:52:34,796 - Yeah, yeah. - I didn't do any of it myself. 893 00:52:34,797 --> 00:52:36,921 Look, I wrote the check 894 00:52:36,922 --> 00:52:38,629 - and it worked. Yeah, no. - Right, well, you know, 895 00:52:38,630 --> 00:52:40,212 - it works either way, right? - Yes. 896 00:52:40,213 --> 00:52:41,671 - Aloysius Wilmington. - Michael Maxwell. 897 00:52:41,672 --> 00:52:43,671 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you. 898 00:52:43,672 --> 00:52:45,671 Great. That's great. I think I lost a tooth. 899 00:52:45,672 --> 00:52:48,421 - Cool. - I gotta go to the bathroom. 900 00:52:48,422 --> 00:52:50,921 Okay, well, I'm sure there's, like, a toilet somewhere. 901 00:52:50,922 --> 00:52:53,171 If you just-- Justice, why don't you ask the lady up front, okay? 902 00:52:53,172 --> 00:52:54,796 - Okay. - I need to go poop. 903 00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:57,587 - You gotta go poop, okay. - A big one. 904 00:52:57,588 --> 00:53:01,880 - Yep. - Yeah, it's my, late sister's kids. 905 00:53:03,047 --> 00:53:06,129 - Wait, are those those Kicklighter boys? - Yeah. 906 00:53:06,130 --> 00:53:07,546 Hell, I knew Janet. 907 00:53:07,547 --> 00:53:10,129 - I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah. - Thank you, yeah. 908 00:53:10,130 --> 00:53:12,046 She's great. She ran the dance studio 909 00:53:12,047 --> 00:53:14,087 - my daughters went to. - Yeah, yeah. Really? 910 00:53:14,088 --> 00:53:16,671 - Yeah, yeah, they loved it. - Yeah. Yeah. 911 00:53:16,672 --> 00:53:17,754 How are the kids holdin' up? 912 00:53:17,755 --> 00:53:21,046 - You know... alright, considering. - Here you go, Al. 913 00:53:21,047 --> 00:53:23,421 Yeah, my wife and I are empty nesters and let me tell you, 914 00:53:23,422 --> 00:53:26,671 that is a blow you do not see coming. 915 00:53:26,672 --> 00:53:29,921 Yep, those boys are gonna be grown and gone before you know it. 916 00:53:29,922 --> 00:53:31,337 Not a thing you can do about it. 917 00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:34,171 Well, if you wanna take 'em off my hands, they're available. 918 00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:38,379 Hey, you know, if you're lookin' for somethin' to do, 919 00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:40,712 we're havin' a holiday party at our place on Sunday. 920 00:53:40,713 --> 00:53:42,212 Hell yeah. 921 00:53:42,213 --> 00:53:44,212 We're gonna have games and candy canes for the kids. 922 00:53:44,213 --> 00:53:47,379 And, Olivia makes the best pumpkin pie in the state. 923 00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:49,296 And we're gonna have enough eggnog 924 00:53:49,297 --> 00:53:50,462 to drown a bull calf. 925 00:53:50,463 --> 00:53:53,087 So, please show up, come by. 926 00:53:53,088 --> 00:53:54,712 Okay, thank you, I love eggnog. 927 00:53:54,713 --> 00:53:57,421 Alright, good. It's the end of Porter Road. 928 00:53:57,422 --> 00:53:59,671 There's a big gate. We'll be lookin' for ya. 929 00:53:59,672 --> 00:54:01,087 Porter Road, alright. 930 00:54:01,088 --> 00:54:02,629 And bring those boys. 931 00:54:02,630 --> 00:54:03,922 I will. 932 00:54:05,547 --> 00:54:08,880 I will. 933 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,171 Is this where all the rich people live? 934 00:54:13,172 --> 00:54:15,212 I wonder if Big Al wants to adopt us. 935 00:54:15,213 --> 00:54:17,129 And you guys gotta be on your best behavior 936 00:54:17,130 --> 00:54:18,296 if you want this to work out. 937 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:21,712 Hey, no karate chops, alright? This guy's super into you. 938 00:54:21,713 --> 00:54:23,421 Can I drive that golf cart? 939 00:54:23,422 --> 00:54:24,671 Nope, you may not. 940 00:54:24,672 --> 00:54:26,296 Can I drive the golf cart? 941 00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:27,587 No, and stop asking. 942 00:54:27,588 --> 00:54:29,379 It's not age-appropriate, okay? 943 00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:31,296 Act like normal children, please. 944 00:54:31,297 --> 00:54:33,588 Alright, best behavior, come on. 945 00:54:34,463 --> 00:54:35,462 Yeah. 946 00:54:38,380 --> 00:54:40,755 Guys, look at all those presents! 947 00:54:41,297 --> 00:54:44,296 - Can we open some? - Guys, hey. 948 00:54:44,297 --> 00:54:46,004 Guys, guys, put the presents down. 949 00:54:46,005 --> 00:54:48,338 They're not your presents. Okay. 950 00:54:49,172 --> 00:54:51,296 Just hang out here for a second, okay? 951 00:54:51,297 --> 00:54:52,962 I'm gonna try to find Mr. Wilmington. 952 00:54:52,963 --> 00:54:55,379 - Okay. - Alright? J-Justice, you're in charge. 953 00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:58,671 - Okay, - Everybody... best behavior. 954 00:54:58,672 --> 00:54:59,962 - Okay. - Best behavior. 955 00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:01,046 Okay. 956 00:55:02,797 --> 00:55:04,005 Look at that chandelier. 957 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,087 It's those four freaks stinkin' up our Christmas party. 958 00:55:08,088 --> 00:55:09,797 It's the Freak-lighters. 959 00:55:10,422 --> 00:55:12,046 Get a haircut, ya hippies! 960 00:55:12,047 --> 00:55:14,129 Eat shit, Biniak! 961 00:55:14,130 --> 00:55:17,171 Come over here, stop it. 962 00:55:17,172 --> 00:55:19,880 He's not worth it. He's not worth it. 963 00:55:20,505 --> 00:55:23,212 He has brain problems. Brain damaged. 964 00:55:23,213 --> 00:55:26,130 That's the one that's been sending you love letters? 965 00:55:26,672 --> 00:55:30,505 He's weird, but he's cute. 966 00:55:31,338 --> 00:55:34,254 God... there she is. 967 00:55:34,255 --> 00:55:37,546 - Who? Who are you talking about? - You guys, go, go play or something. 968 00:55:37,547 --> 00:55:38,630 Go play. 969 00:55:39,047 --> 00:55:42,087 I bet you want her to be your girlfriend. 970 00:55:42,088 --> 00:55:43,797 Shut it! Go. 971 00:55:46,463 --> 00:55:49,337 Aloysius... Mike, Michael. 972 00:55:49,338 --> 00:55:50,629 Hey. 973 00:55:50,630 --> 00:55:53,962 - Is it Mike or Michael? - It's-- Mike's... 974 00:55:53,963 --> 00:55:55,379 - good. - Hey, did you bring your team? 975 00:55:55,380 --> 00:55:58,504 Yeah, they're around here somewhere. They're-- 976 00:55:58,505 --> 00:56:01,004 Here they are. Look at that. 977 00:56:01,005 --> 00:56:03,171 On cue. Yeah. 978 00:56:03,172 --> 00:56:07,087 You know, so what does a hotshot hunk like you do back in Chicago? 979 00:56:07,088 --> 00:56:08,171 Real estate. 980 00:56:08,172 --> 00:56:10,254 Yeah, I'm senior development manager 981 00:56:10,255 --> 00:56:11,837 with the Millican Group. 982 00:56:11,838 --> 00:56:14,212 Right now, we're one of the two finalists chasing the RFP 983 00:56:14,213 --> 00:56:16,129 on the redevelopment of a railroad switching yard 984 00:56:16,130 --> 00:56:17,546 just north of Lincoln Park. 985 00:56:17,547 --> 00:56:19,379 Sounds like that could be a big win for you. 986 00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:21,129 You know, I've dabbled in some restoration 987 00:56:21,130 --> 00:56:22,587 and some development myself. 988 00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:24,171 I, I know the landscape. 989 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:25,921 - Very cool. - Sure. 990 00:56:25,922 --> 00:56:27,004 Yeah. 991 00:56:29,963 --> 00:56:32,796 I don't suppose you'd be interested in the restoration and development 992 00:56:32,797 --> 00:56:36,505 of... a few young gentlemen, would you? 993 00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,254 - You mean those boys? - They need a family, 994 00:56:41,255 --> 00:56:44,546 and, I'm gettin' good daddy, good daddy vibes from you. 995 00:56:44,547 --> 00:56:46,129 I feel it. No, I feel it. 996 00:56:46,130 --> 00:56:48,630 I feel... good daddy. 997 00:56:49,088 --> 00:56:51,004 Are you talkin' about fostering them? 998 00:56:51,005 --> 00:56:54,879 Actually, it'd just be for a few years 'cause, I mean, Justice is 12 999 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,296 and, the other guys, 1000 00:56:56,297 --> 00:56:58,296 I mean, it's really more like a 10-year lease. 1001 00:56:58,297 --> 00:57:01,671 I gotta tell ya... my wife would be thrilled 1002 00:57:01,672 --> 00:57:04,129 to have some boys to tickle around here, that's for sure. 1003 00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,837 - Got you! She's a tickler! She-- - Really? Ho, ho! 1004 00:57:05,838 --> 00:57:08,130 Okay, alright! Alright. 1005 00:57:08,672 --> 00:57:10,129 Let's make it a tickle party. 1006 00:57:10,130 --> 00:57:11,838 Come on, bro! 1007 00:57:12,338 --> 00:57:15,171 I need this job, guys. Come on, seriously. 1008 00:57:17,255 --> 00:57:18,879 I miss dancing with you. 1009 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:22,797 I hope you're still practicing. 1010 00:57:23,797 --> 00:57:28,255 Now that my mom's gone, I'm more focused on bodybuilding. 1011 00:57:29,255 --> 00:57:31,088 I'm gonna be a wrestler. 1012 00:57:31,547 --> 00:57:33,172 Professional one. 1013 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,212 - More than likely. - Yeah? 1014 00:57:37,213 --> 00:57:39,046 You don't have very big muscles. 1015 00:57:39,047 --> 00:57:42,671 Well, not yet, but, I'm lifting weights 1016 00:57:42,672 --> 00:57:47,004 and drinkin' protein shakes and lean beef. 1017 00:57:49,047 --> 00:57:51,672 I only danced 'cause my mom made me. 1018 00:57:53,213 --> 00:57:54,630 But then... 1019 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,505 I really liked dancing with you. 1020 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,338 My guinea pig is gonna have babies soon. 1021 00:58:06,130 --> 00:58:08,337 That's nice. 1022 00:58:08,338 --> 00:58:11,379 - Out of the golf cart now. - No. 1023 00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:13,962 You little gremlin, you can't reach anyways. 1024 00:58:13,963 --> 00:58:15,379 I can't reach the pedal. 1025 00:58:15,380 --> 00:58:17,337 And that's great for me 'cause I need the job 1026 00:58:17,338 --> 00:58:19,462 - and my boss is gonna kill me. - So, one day, 1027 00:58:19,463 --> 00:58:20,962 - Baby Jesus was... - Hey! 1028 00:58:20,963 --> 00:58:23,587 - You do not touch Baby Jesus like that. - ...walking through the ice cream shop. 1029 00:58:23,588 --> 00:58:25,754 You put down Baby Jesus right now! 1030 00:58:25,755 --> 00:58:30,504 And then he found... the most gorgeous ice cream cone. 1031 00:58:30,505 --> 00:58:32,171 Stop messing with the manger! 1032 00:58:32,172 --> 00:58:34,379 Mr. Wilmington's always watching! 1033 00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:37,962 So then, Baby Jesus found out... 1034 00:58:37,963 --> 00:58:40,296 what ice cream tasted like that day. 1035 00:58:40,297 --> 00:58:43,962 And Creamy found out what he was getting for Christmas 1036 00:58:43,963 --> 00:58:45,713 was a tombstone. 1037 00:58:47,005 --> 00:58:49,005 Have you ever kissed a girl before? 1038 00:58:49,547 --> 00:58:51,172 Kissed a girl? 1039 00:58:52,422 --> 00:58:53,422 Maybe. 1040 00:58:54,713 --> 00:58:56,922 Have you ever kissed a girl upside down? 1041 00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:10,004 - What was that? - I farted. 1042 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:13,004 You farted when you were kissing me? 1043 00:59:13,005 --> 00:59:14,297 So? 1044 00:59:14,672 --> 00:59:19,504 Well, could, could we maybe try kissing again 1045 00:59:19,505 --> 00:59:21,422 and maybe no farts? 1046 00:59:22,463 --> 00:59:24,463 I think it's time for lunch. 1047 00:59:25,213 --> 00:59:29,047 Hey, Justice! Thought you were gonna teach me how to drive the golf cart? 1048 00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:34,254 That girl? The girl, Mia... I think I'm gonna marry her. 1049 00:59:34,255 --> 00:59:38,046 Yeah, but you said you're gonna teach me how to drive the golf cart. 1050 00:59:38,047 --> 00:59:40,379 Sorry to interrupt, guys. 1051 00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:42,671 - Mind if I sit here? - Hi. Yeah, hello. 1052 00:59:42,672 --> 00:59:44,254 Reverend, please, would you do us 1053 00:59:44,255 --> 00:59:45,546 - the honors, please? - Of course. 1054 00:59:45,547 --> 00:59:48,962 Um, well, thank you, Al and Olivia Wilmington 1055 00:59:48,963 --> 00:59:52,047 for hosting us in your wonderful home. 1056 00:59:52,963 --> 00:59:55,129 As we gather to celebrate the holidays, 1057 00:59:55,130 --> 00:59:58,004 we give thanks to our blessed Lord for these gifts, 1058 00:59:58,005 --> 01:00:00,921 for these tater tots and corn on the cob, 1059 01:00:00,922 --> 01:00:03,462 for the lemonade and Rice Krispie treats. 1060 01:00:03,463 --> 01:00:06,212 May the redeeming love of Jesus Christ bless us all 1061 01:00:06,213 --> 01:00:10,129 as we enjoy this day of fellowship in His Grace. 1062 01:00:10,130 --> 01:00:12,504 - Amen. - Amen. 1063 01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:14,088 Amen. 1064 01:00:14,963 --> 01:00:17,296 Are you all-- Do you guys all... 1065 01:00:17,297 --> 01:00:19,004 - Go to church together? - You go to church together? 1066 01:00:19,005 --> 01:00:20,504 - Yeah. - That's nice, that's great. 1067 01:00:20,505 --> 01:00:22,629 So, that's what this group is, that's great. 1068 01:00:22,630 --> 01:00:23,712 Yeah, mostly. 1069 01:00:23,713 --> 01:00:25,129 Yeah. Okay. 1070 01:00:25,130 --> 01:00:29,379 Yeah. Hey, I heard you saying that you were looking 1071 01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:30,712 for a home for the boys. 1072 01:00:30,713 --> 01:00:33,838 Yeah, yeah. Sort of a process. 1073 01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:39,754 Well, wait a minute on that because maybe I can help you. 1074 01:00:39,755 --> 01:00:42,379 Ya know, you're gonna want a nice home for them. 1075 01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:45,004 And, and I would welcome them 1076 01:00:45,005 --> 01:00:46,171 coming to live with us. 1077 01:00:46,172 --> 01:00:50,712 Like, I'm a single mom. I could use the extra testosterone. 1078 01:00:50,713 --> 01:00:52,879 Well, that's, yeah. I mean, they're, you know, 1079 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,796 they're four brothers. 1080 01:00:54,797 --> 01:00:57,212 And we're sort of trying to keep them all together, so... 1081 01:00:57,213 --> 01:01:00,837 I, I know how it works. All my kids are fosters. 1082 01:01:00,838 --> 01:01:03,837 Alright, well, thank you. You know, we are... 1083 01:01:03,838 --> 01:01:09,712 kind of down the road in, talks with Al, 1084 01:01:09,713 --> 01:01:12,379 so I don't wanna jinx anything... 1085 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,671 ...but it seems like he's pretty interested. 1086 01:01:14,672 --> 01:01:15,837 Everybody wants these kids. 1087 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:18,629 I'm sure everybody wants to be their mommies and daddies. 1088 01:01:18,630 --> 01:01:21,296 - Yeah, they're, you know-- - Mike, Mike, Mike! 1089 01:01:21,297 --> 01:01:23,754 Come quick. The, the golf cart, it's driving itself! 1090 01:01:23,755 --> 01:01:25,462 It's driving itself! 1091 01:01:43,005 --> 01:01:44,629 Watch out! 1092 01:01:46,297 --> 01:01:48,005 Watch out! 1093 01:02:24,672 --> 01:02:25,880 It's okay! 1094 01:02:28,088 --> 01:02:29,297 He's good! 1095 01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:31,463 I saved him! 1096 01:02:35,088 --> 01:02:36,837 Look, the kids are not as crazy as that-- 1097 01:02:36,838 --> 01:02:39,171 No, I think you can handle this all on your own, big shot. 1098 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:41,880 Ya think? Merry Christmas. 1099 01:02:42,797 --> 01:02:45,629 Merry Christmas. Sorry again for-- 1100 01:02:48,088 --> 01:02:51,087 You guys are unbelievable. 1101 01:02:51,088 --> 01:02:52,296 Are you mad at us? 1102 01:02:52,297 --> 01:02:54,129 Don't! Stop it! Don't say a word. 1103 01:02:54,130 --> 01:02:55,838 Alright? Nothing. 1104 01:02:56,963 --> 01:02:59,171 I was having a civilized connection 1105 01:02:59,172 --> 01:03:02,296 with an A-plus possible sugar daddy. 1106 01:03:02,297 --> 01:03:04,213 You guys could've been livin' in that house. 1107 01:03:04,672 --> 01:03:07,504 With cheeseballs, ketchup, and bubble baths, 1108 01:03:07,505 --> 01:03:09,254 and no more plucking chickens 1109 01:03:09,255 --> 01:03:11,587 'cause you'd have an entire staff doing it for you 1110 01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:13,505 for the rest of your lives. 1111 01:03:14,547 --> 01:03:16,754 Guys, I'm just here. I'm trying to take care of you. 1112 01:03:16,755 --> 01:03:19,838 - I'm tryin' to find you a good home, okay? - No way. 1113 01:03:20,172 --> 01:03:22,254 Tony Marquez got put in that place once. 1114 01:03:22,255 --> 01:03:23,337 It's like an orphanage. 1115 01:03:23,338 --> 01:03:25,587 No, it's not "like" an orphanage, it is an orphanage. 1116 01:03:25,588 --> 01:03:27,337 He had to sleep in a cardboard box, 1117 01:03:27,338 --> 01:03:30,587 and they made him eat human tongue, and he got hepatitis. 1118 01:03:30,588 --> 01:03:32,587 - Sounds awful. - He did not look so good 1119 01:03:32,588 --> 01:03:33,712 when he came back. 1120 01:03:33,713 --> 01:03:34,837 We'll run away first. 1121 01:03:34,838 --> 01:03:36,254 We should run away anyway. 1122 01:03:36,255 --> 01:03:37,546 Where are you gonna run away to? 1123 01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:39,004 We're gonna walk to Cincinnati. 1124 01:03:39,005 --> 01:03:41,837 We could hop a train there and then take it to the mountains. 1125 01:03:41,838 --> 01:03:43,337 We could build a cabin there. 1126 01:03:43,338 --> 01:03:46,171 Or, you know, even better, we could take it to Kansas City. 1127 01:03:46,172 --> 01:03:48,046 - Kansas City? - Somewhere no one would find us. 1128 01:03:48,047 --> 01:03:50,379 That would be an exceptionally stupid idea. 1129 01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:52,962 Well, it's better than going to the orphanage. 1130 01:03:52,963 --> 01:03:54,879 Yeah, well, people don't get their legs torn off 1131 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,046 trying to jump onto a moving orphanage. 1132 01:03:57,047 --> 01:03:58,629 Besides, even if you do get on the train, 1133 01:03:58,630 --> 01:03:59,962 then the real fun begins 1134 01:03:59,963 --> 01:04:02,296 because you get to meet the hobos and tramps 1135 01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:05,837 who have all sorts of fun ideas about what to do with little boys like you. 1136 01:04:05,838 --> 01:04:07,421 And you're right, nobody'll ever see ya again 1137 01:04:07,422 --> 01:04:09,629 'cause you'll end up stuffed in an oil drum, 1138 01:04:09,630 --> 01:04:11,379 buried in a ditch somewhere. 1139 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,922 Unidentifiable. 1140 01:04:13,130 --> 01:04:14,797 I don't wanna die. 1141 01:04:17,297 --> 01:04:18,922 You're not gonna die. 1142 01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:22,797 I guess we're gonna have to live with the fact that no one wants us then. 1143 01:04:25,297 --> 01:04:26,713 That's not true. 1144 01:04:29,672 --> 01:04:31,505 Somebody does. 1145 01:04:41,088 --> 01:04:43,004 - Who's this lady again? - I don't know. 1146 01:04:43,005 --> 01:04:44,712 Is she gonna adopt us? 1147 01:04:44,713 --> 01:04:47,296 No. 1148 01:04:47,297 --> 01:04:48,587 How do we look? 1149 01:04:48,588 --> 01:04:50,629 Looking good. Feeling good. 1150 01:04:50,630 --> 01:04:51,796 Shut up. 1151 01:04:51,797 --> 01:04:52,880 You're so cool. 1152 01:05:20,047 --> 01:05:22,255 Hey, hi. 1153 01:05:23,047 --> 01:05:24,880 Is your mommy home? 1154 01:05:29,297 --> 01:05:30,921 Line 'em up. 1155 01:05:34,755 --> 01:05:37,379 Okay. Yes to these. Okay. 1156 01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:40,880 Okay. 1157 01:05:44,922 --> 01:05:46,921 Your choice, Mike. 1158 01:05:46,922 --> 01:05:50,422 Tuna fish or Kroger's Premium Select. 1159 01:05:51,338 --> 01:05:53,671 You know what? I actually ate before I came over, but-- 1160 01:05:53,672 --> 01:05:54,754 - Okay. - Yeah. 1161 01:05:54,755 --> 01:05:56,504 I'm excited to introduce the kids. 1162 01:05:56,505 --> 01:05:57,962 Don't they wanna come in? 1163 01:05:57,963 --> 01:05:59,546 Yeah, no, they're just a little shy. 1164 01:05:59,547 --> 01:06:02,712 So, I'll get 'em in a few minutes, yeah. 1165 01:06:02,713 --> 01:06:04,421 Well, hopefully they'll get in here soon. 1166 01:06:04,422 --> 01:06:07,712 They can eat all this before I eat it all up. 1167 01:06:07,713 --> 01:06:10,004 Looks good. 1168 01:06:14,213 --> 01:06:15,422 So... 1169 01:06:16,755 --> 01:06:19,379 how many kids do you have? 1170 01:06:19,380 --> 01:06:22,337 More than a tree house, 1171 01:06:22,338 --> 01:06:24,171 less than a volleyball team. 1172 01:06:24,172 --> 01:06:28,087 Okay, so... si-- eight, six? 1173 01:06:28,088 --> 01:06:29,672 It's like in the song. 1174 01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:32,421 - Song? Yeah. - Yeah, that song where they were like, 1175 01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:35,922 "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe." 1176 01:06:36,755 --> 01:06:38,962 Yeah, the nursery rhyme, yeah. 1177 01:06:38,963 --> 01:06:41,671 It's a song from the 2000s. 1178 01:06:41,672 --> 01:06:42,754 Is it? 1179 01:06:42,755 --> 01:06:46,296 'cause all nursery rhymes kind of have a... 1180 01:06:46,297 --> 01:06:49,921 Yeah, but nursery rhymes usually don't have guitars and pianos. 1181 01:06:49,922 --> 01:06:52,254 - Yeah, it's unimportant. - Um, 1182 01:06:52,255 --> 01:06:53,754 Mike, can I get real with you for a second? 1183 01:06:53,755 --> 01:06:55,047 Yeah. 1184 01:06:56,172 --> 01:06:58,004 If your boys come to live with us... 1185 01:06:58,005 --> 01:07:01,087 You're welcome to visit any, any time. 1186 01:07:01,088 --> 01:07:02,296 Thank you. Yeah. 1187 01:07:02,297 --> 01:07:03,962 There's a pullout couch 1188 01:07:03,963 --> 01:07:06,004 in my bedroom you could stay on. 1189 01:07:06,005 --> 01:07:10,212 Yeah, or I could just stay, you know, close by or whatever. 1190 01:07:10,213 --> 01:07:12,796 We-- I mean, maybe we're puttin' the cart before the horse a little bit. 1191 01:07:12,797 --> 01:07:16,921 Maybe, Mike, but it would be a blessing to have them here. 1192 01:07:16,922 --> 01:07:19,213 Okay? Those sweet, sweet boys. 1193 01:07:20,130 --> 01:07:22,547 Thank you. Sure. 1194 01:07:25,005 --> 01:07:27,005 Um... 1195 01:07:27,838 --> 01:07:32,587 I have to-- Gotta-- Do you have a bathroom? 1196 01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:35,047 - Yeah, right there. - Okay, great. 1197 01:07:48,963 --> 01:07:51,963 Sally, you're being silly. 1198 01:07:54,255 --> 01:07:57,088 Come on, don't you want more brothers and sisters? 1199 01:07:59,255 --> 01:08:02,462 I know, but when we have company, 1200 01:08:02,463 --> 01:08:05,462 you need to be quiet, okay? 1201 01:08:05,463 --> 01:08:07,046 I can hear you guys up there. 1202 01:08:07,047 --> 01:08:10,629 You and your brothers are runnin' around like hippopotamuses. 1203 01:08:10,630 --> 01:08:12,712 So, you gotta zipper the lips 1204 01:08:12,713 --> 01:08:16,379 and if you can't be quiet, no yogurt for a week. 1205 01:08:16,380 --> 01:08:17,880 You understand me? 1206 01:08:18,297 --> 01:08:24,129 Mr. Mike is company and we need to make him feel like a king today. 1207 01:08:24,130 --> 01:08:25,546 You understand? 1208 01:08:25,547 --> 01:08:27,838 Ten-four, good buddy. 1209 01:08:31,547 --> 01:08:33,671 Are you, are you sure that 1210 01:08:33,672 --> 01:08:38,712 - you can afford four more kids or...? - Yeah, sure. 1211 01:08:38,713 --> 01:08:42,212 See, Mike, 'cause the state gives you $800 a month per kid. 1212 01:08:42,213 --> 01:08:45,421 They give you more if you can claim they have special needs. 1213 01:08:45,422 --> 01:08:47,379 That little one's got a lisp. 1214 01:08:47,380 --> 01:08:50,379 I don't know if you've noticed, but it's adorable. 1215 01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:52,337 - Right. - My friend, Lucy, 1216 01:08:52,338 --> 01:08:54,212 her husband, Harold, is a barber, 1217 01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:56,587 which is great 'cause we get discounts. 1218 01:08:56,588 --> 01:08:59,672 They sure could use haircuts, Mike. 1219 01:09:01,547 --> 01:09:02,755 Haircuts? 1220 01:09:03,463 --> 01:09:05,671 Yeah, I mean... when I first met them, 1221 01:09:05,672 --> 01:09:07,963 I thought three of them were little girls. 1222 01:09:09,797 --> 01:09:12,629 What about our first impression? 1223 01:09:12,630 --> 01:09:14,337 She wants you to get haircuts. 1224 01:09:14,338 --> 01:09:16,421 - Haircuts? - Yeah, haircuts. 1225 01:09:16,422 --> 01:09:17,504 Really? 1226 01:09:17,505 --> 01:09:18,754 I mean, at this point in the game, 1227 01:09:18,755 --> 01:09:20,587 I think that's just, like, you know, forget it, man. 1228 01:09:20,588 --> 01:09:23,838 It's like a total-- It's a deal-breaker. Sorry. 1229 01:09:26,797 --> 01:09:29,212 Where's my phone? Who has my phone? 1230 01:09:29,213 --> 01:09:32,046 - Hello? - Hey, hey! Sam, how did you get that? 1231 01:09:32,047 --> 01:09:37,837 - It's a woman! - Ooh, a woman. 1232 01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:38,921 Guys, it's not funny. 1233 01:09:38,922 --> 01:09:41,087 Give me the phone, Samuel, so I can talk to her. Who is it? 1234 01:09:41,088 --> 01:09:44,421 - It's Carol. - Ooh, Carol! 1235 01:09:44,422 --> 01:09:46,046 Carol, do me a favor, hang up. 1236 01:09:46,047 --> 01:09:48,129 I'll call ya back when I pull over. 1237 01:09:48,130 --> 01:09:51,297 - Bye, Carol. - Love you. 1238 01:09:52,797 --> 01:09:54,212 - Carol. - I don't know 1239 01:09:54,213 --> 01:09:55,296 where your head is at, 1240 01:09:55,297 --> 01:09:57,754 but that document 1241 01:09:57,755 --> 01:09:59,254 Okay. Yeah, no. No, no. 1242 01:09:59,255 --> 01:10:03,296 I told you that Barbara either inadvertently or advertently 1243 01:10:03,297 --> 01:10:05,129 sabotaged my environmental report. 1244 01:10:05,130 --> 01:10:07,296 'Kay, 'cause that's not what I was putting out there at all. 1245 01:10:07,297 --> 01:10:09,462 - Okay, well, don't blame Barbara. 1246 01:10:09,463 --> 01:10:11,337 - No, no, no, that was her. - B ecause we're going 1247 01:10:11,338 --> 01:10:12,547 with Devin's proposal, Michael. 1248 01:10:13,005 --> 01:10:16,796 What? Come on! Seriously, Carol. 1249 01:10:16,797 --> 01:10:18,796 - Devin's? Really? You can't just-- - Yeah. Yes. 1250 01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:20,212 You can't just-- Just because he comes in 1251 01:10:20,213 --> 01:10:23,462 with a little tap dance, a little, "hey, look at me. 1252 01:10:23,463 --> 01:10:25,046 "I'm the new kid, you know, don't listen to me. 1253 01:10:25,047 --> 01:10:26,462 "But, yeah, really listen to me 1254 01:10:26,463 --> 01:10:28,379 because I wanna steal the project from Michael." 1255 01:10:28,380 --> 01:10:30,046 You've obviously 1256 01:10:30,047 --> 01:10:32,171 Come on, our history doesn't count for anything here? 1257 01:10:32,172 --> 01:10:35,087 - You're just gonna go off-- - Not at the workplace, Michael. 1258 01:10:35,088 --> 01:10:36,796 - Not at the workplace. - This guy-- 1259 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,421 I said never to bring that up to me-- 1260 01:10:38,422 --> 01:10:40,962 It doesn't matter. It's all-- It doesn't matter. Okay. Forget it. 1261 01:10:40,963 --> 01:10:43,671 Guess what? It never happened. Key West never happened, okay? 1262 01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:45,212 It didn't happen, but guess what? 1263 01:10:45,213 --> 01:10:47,087 It's still my project, okay? 1264 01:10:47,088 --> 01:10:49,337 - And you still owe me. Carol? - Just get creative and go find 1265 01:10:49,338 --> 01:10:51,129 those kids a family. 1266 01:10:51,130 --> 01:10:52,796 - Carol, Carol. - Okay, Devin is here, 1267 01:10:52,797 --> 01:10:55,130 - I-I gotta go. - No, you can't go, Carol! You-- 1268 01:11:03,172 --> 01:11:04,754 What's he doing now? 1269 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,922 He's going crazy on that mailbox. 1270 01:11:18,297 --> 01:11:21,087 Are you sure you don't wanna eat dinner with us? 1271 01:11:21,088 --> 01:11:23,380 Nah, you guys go ahead. 1272 01:11:23,922 --> 01:11:25,922 - Uncle Mike? - Yeah. 1273 01:11:26,422 --> 01:11:27,921 If it's any easier, 1274 01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:30,422 I don't have to stay with these guys. 1275 01:11:31,797 --> 01:11:34,337 If you can find a foster family for them, 1276 01:11:34,338 --> 01:11:35,879 I can live somewhere else. 1277 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,588 A group home or what-whatever. 1278 01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:43,879 Thank you. 1279 01:11:45,463 --> 01:11:47,547 - Guess what? - What? 1280 01:11:48,088 --> 01:11:50,088 Key to Dad's old liquor cabinet. 1281 01:11:53,963 --> 01:11:54,963 Thank you. 1282 01:12:03,130 --> 01:12:06,130 When I wake up tomorrow, are you still gonna be here? 1283 01:12:06,588 --> 01:12:09,130 More than likely. 1284 01:12:25,338 --> 01:12:26,338 Oof. 1285 01:12:34,213 --> 01:12:36,087 Pirouette. 1286 01:12:36,088 --> 01:12:39,754 Tombé. Pas de bourrée. Pirouette. 1287 01:12:40,838 --> 01:12:42,546 No, you guys, just-- 1288 01:12:42,547 --> 01:12:44,379 Junior, when you do the tombé pas de bourrée, 1289 01:12:44,380 --> 01:12:45,462 you're turning in. 1290 01:12:45,463 --> 01:12:48,172 You gotta turn it out when you're in the relevé. 1291 01:12:48,922 --> 01:12:50,921 And when you pirouette, put your heels down, 1292 01:12:50,922 --> 01:12:53,005 so you can get as much momentum 1293 01:12:53,463 --> 01:12:55,796 as you can. This is a bit challenging. 1294 01:12:55,797 --> 01:12:58,212 You kno-- You know it. Let me, let me just show you. 1295 01:12:58,213 --> 01:13:01,922 One, two, three, four. 1296 01:13:02,297 --> 01:13:04,047 Five. Assemblé. 1297 01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:07,421 You should be doing turned out leg, a higher relevé, 1298 01:13:07,422 --> 01:13:10,087 and then your pirouette, your heel should be down. 1299 01:13:10,088 --> 01:13:14,588 And then you're gonna do the.... 1300 01:13:18,338 --> 01:13:21,296 Okay, right now, you're going in like this. 1301 01:13:21,297 --> 01:13:25,797 You gotta go... out, out, out. 1302 01:13:26,088 --> 01:13:27,671 And then when you do , 1303 01:13:27,672 --> 01:13:29,754 it's back, front, back. So, it's... 1304 01:13:31,922 --> 01:13:33,838 Okay, let's try the whole thing one more time. 1305 01:13:55,713 --> 01:13:58,130 Come on. 1306 01:14:05,047 --> 01:14:08,047 Okay, guys, I just got a great idea. 1307 01:14:08,588 --> 01:14:10,629 - We're gonna put on a show. - What? 1308 01:14:10,630 --> 01:14:14,379 A dance performance to showcase your talents for the public. 1309 01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:17,546 - Twenty bucks a ticket. - I don't have that much. 1310 01:14:17,547 --> 01:14:18,629 Where do we get the money? 1311 01:14:18,630 --> 01:14:20,546 No, no, no, they pay you. You don't pay them. 1312 01:14:20,547 --> 01:14:22,171 What do you want? Put on a play? 1313 01:14:22,172 --> 01:14:24,546 Like, Romeo and Juliet. 1314 01:14:24,547 --> 01:14:26,047 Even better. 1315 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:28,880 - The Nutcracker? - No. 1316 01:14:30,630 --> 01:14:32,962 The Much Better Nutcracker. 1317 01:14:32,963 --> 01:14:35,087 Hey, I wrote that! That's mine! 1318 01:14:35,088 --> 01:14:37,504 - Yes, you did. - I drew those pictures too! 1319 01:14:37,505 --> 01:14:40,087 That's right. Steven Kicklighter Junior's 1320 01:14:40,088 --> 01:14:41,421 Much Better Nutcracker, 1321 01:14:41,422 --> 01:14:42,879 and we're gonna put it up. 1322 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,754 - I don't like that title. - Okay, well, whatever. 1323 01:14:45,755 --> 01:14:48,962 Either way, we use Junior's brilliant sabotage of the holiday classic. 1324 01:14:48,963 --> 01:14:50,129 We choreograph it together. 1325 01:14:50,130 --> 01:14:52,504 Everybody sees you dance, their hearts melt, 1326 01:14:52,505 --> 01:14:55,255 fall in love with you, and-- Hey, Justice, perfect timing. 1327 01:14:56,130 --> 01:14:58,338 How would you like to be a Much Better Nutcracker? 1328 01:14:58,838 --> 01:15:00,047 I'm not doin' it. 1329 01:15:00,505 --> 01:15:02,004 I don't wanna be a Nutcracker. 1330 01:15:02,005 --> 01:15:03,879 If I can't be a samurai, I'm not doin' it. 1331 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,421 Well, there's-- There is it. Look, samurai! 1332 01:15:06,422 --> 01:15:09,087 - Samurai! Look at that. - Is Rambo in it? 1333 01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:12,046 Rambo is an intellectual property that belongs to someone else, 1334 01:15:12,047 --> 01:15:14,962 but we can totally rip off the character, and yes, blood and guts. 1335 01:15:14,963 --> 01:15:18,254 We'll just, like, call him, like, Blambo or Crambo or somethin' like that. 1336 01:15:18,255 --> 01:15:19,587 - Yeah. - I'm a Rambo. 1337 01:15:19,588 --> 01:15:21,837 And Justice can be the Nutcracker. 1338 01:15:21,838 --> 01:15:23,879 - Yeah, Justice. - But we need a sword. 1339 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,629 Maybe a samurai sword to murder Mike. 1340 01:15:26,630 --> 01:15:28,046 Why do you wanna murder Mike? 1341 01:15:28,047 --> 01:15:29,546 Why do we need to murder Mike? 1342 01:15:29,547 --> 01:15:32,462 Not-- Mike's not e-- Well, no. I'm not even in it, guys. This is you. 1343 01:15:32,463 --> 01:15:34,504 Who else is going to get stabbed in the heart 1344 01:15:34,505 --> 01:15:36,879 by a Nutcracker when he's going on his rampage? 1345 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,296 Okay, good, well, we'll figure that out, 1346 01:15:38,297 --> 01:15:40,796 but e-either way, blood and guts, action, nutcracker... 1347 01:15:40,797 --> 01:15:42,797 - Leave me out of it. - ...all the blood. 1348 01:15:44,838 --> 01:15:46,588 I'm not doing it. 1349 01:15:48,588 --> 01:15:50,087 - Why? - You're the one that knows 1350 01:15:50,088 --> 01:15:51,588 how to dance the best. 1351 01:15:51,838 --> 01:15:53,046 They're right, you're the best dancer. 1352 01:15:53,047 --> 01:15:55,255 I only dance if Mom's watching me. 1353 01:15:55,797 --> 01:15:58,004 People think we're weird enough already. 1354 01:15:58,005 --> 01:15:59,879 Okay, so let's prove 'em wrong. 1355 01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:02,296 I'm telling you, when people see what you guys can do, 1356 01:16:02,297 --> 01:16:03,921 they're gonna freak out. 1357 01:16:03,922 --> 01:16:05,879 You're gonna be fightin' off the families with a paddle. 1358 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,587 Come on, Justice, do it. 1359 01:16:07,588 --> 01:16:11,088 - Come on. - No thanks, you guys can have fun. 1360 01:16:12,047 --> 01:16:13,255 Justice. 1361 01:16:14,755 --> 01:16:18,755 Okay, I still think it works. I'm not afraid. 1362 01:16:19,463 --> 01:16:20,879 What do you say? 1363 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,380 If we do this, everybody's gonna want you. 1364 01:16:25,213 --> 01:16:26,546 - What do you say? - Yeah! 1365 01:16:26,547 --> 01:16:29,212 Much Better Cracker. 1366 01:16:29,213 --> 01:16:30,796 Much Better Cracker. 1367 01:16:30,797 --> 01:16:32,171 You're doing what? 1368 01:16:32,172 --> 01:16:33,879 Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, 1369 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:35,629 but it's just crazy enough to work. 1370 01:16:35,630 --> 01:16:37,129 And these guys are really good. 1371 01:16:37,130 --> 01:16:39,379 And when it's not really good, 1372 01:16:39,380 --> 01:16:40,671 You're nuts. 1373 01:16:40,672 --> 01:16:42,337 Exactly, we're leaning into that. 1374 01:16:42,338 --> 01:16:46,754 Hear ye, hear ye. Here we have choreography. 1375 01:16:46,755 --> 01:16:48,671 Okay, so here's the idea. 1376 01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:51,879 Mouse King is going be watching everybody, right? 1377 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,504 - You are the Mouse King. Okay? - Yes. 1378 01:16:53,505 --> 01:16:56,712 Now do the battle. There's no shark in this. 1379 01:16:56,713 --> 01:16:58,254 Samuel, there's no shark. 1380 01:16:58,255 --> 01:17:01,546 - La jeté. - Alright, and then a tour de l'air, 1381 01:17:01,547 --> 01:17:02,629 tour de l'air. 1382 01:17:04,547 --> 01:17:05,837 Focus. 1383 01:17:05,838 --> 01:17:08,087 - Pirouette! Almost there! - Spotlight's on you. 1384 01:17:11,797 --> 01:17:13,172 Boo! 1385 01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:17,212 - It looks good on you. - I have a big head. 1386 01:17:17,213 --> 01:17:19,963 No, you have a perfect head. Hello. 1387 01:17:20,755 --> 01:17:22,754 We're here now, so I think there might be a spot. 1388 01:17:22,755 --> 01:17:24,171 - Hey. - Hey, Gretchen. 1389 01:17:24,172 --> 01:17:26,337 Hi, honey. 1390 01:17:26,338 --> 01:17:27,421 Sure, whatever you said. 1391 01:17:27,422 --> 01:17:28,754 - This is my friend, Mike. - This must be Mike. 1392 01:17:28,755 --> 01:17:30,337 - Hey, Mike Maxwell. - Hey. Nice to meet you. 1393 01:17:30,338 --> 01:17:32,046 Well, thanks for the interest in our Murphy Theater. 1394 01:17:32,047 --> 01:17:33,213 - Yeah, it's beautiful. - Yeah. 1395 01:17:33,755 --> 01:17:35,504 That one, right there, yeah. 1396 01:17:35,505 --> 01:17:38,546 And I love the idea of an entrance like that where you, 1397 01:17:38,547 --> 01:17:40,879 you stretch out there with your leg behind you. 1398 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:43,212 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1399 01:17:43,213 --> 01:17:44,796 That's incredible. 1400 01:17:44,797 --> 01:17:46,087 I think if you guys 1401 01:17:46,088 --> 01:17:48,462 did something like that, it could really work, right? 1402 01:17:48,463 --> 01:17:49,879 Yeah, it could. 1403 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,296 Yeah, I love that. Look at that extension. 1404 01:17:52,297 --> 01:17:54,797 Man, your mom was really good. 1405 01:18:00,797 --> 01:18:02,172 Ooh, I love it. 1406 01:18:06,755 --> 01:18:08,546 Boom! 1407 01:18:16,838 --> 01:18:19,505 Okay, guys, you're totally-- Guys, you're totally outta sync. 1408 01:18:31,255 --> 01:18:34,005 Sure do like that hay. There you go. 1409 01:18:36,338 --> 01:18:38,338 Get your head out of there. 1410 01:18:41,463 --> 01:18:45,088 Couldn't figure it out, but Junior got the coffee maker working. 1411 01:18:46,088 --> 01:18:50,713 Thanks, I usually take it black, but... thanks though. 1412 01:18:52,005 --> 01:18:55,797 - So, how's the ballet going? - Pretty good. 1413 01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:59,505 Cool. Cool, cool. 1414 01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:03,712 Good luck with your plan. I, I hope it works. 1415 01:19:03,713 --> 01:19:07,504 Thank you. I mean, if I'm being totally honest, 1416 01:19:07,505 --> 01:19:10,797 we are missing a couple of key elements... 1417 01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:12,880 like real dancers. 1418 01:19:14,213 --> 01:19:16,463 Yeah, I mean, the show doesn't work without a Clara... 1419 01:19:17,713 --> 01:19:19,963 and without a Nutcracker. 1420 01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:22,297 That sucks. 1421 01:19:23,838 --> 01:19:27,087 Yeah, I was talkin' with your brothers. What if that girl, 1422 01:19:27,088 --> 01:19:31,130 Mia from your mom's dance class played Clara? 1423 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:33,129 Would you wanna play the Nutcracker then? 1424 01:19:33,130 --> 01:19:34,462 She would never do that. 1425 01:19:34,463 --> 01:19:36,796 Yeah, okay, but what if she did? 1426 01:19:36,797 --> 01:19:38,837 - She wouldn't. - I know, but what if she did? 1427 01:19:38,838 --> 01:19:42,171 - No. She wouldn't. - Yeah, but-- I know, but what if she did? 1428 01:19:42,172 --> 01:19:43,297 Ask her. 1429 01:19:43,588 --> 01:19:45,005 I did ask her. 1430 01:19:45,588 --> 01:19:48,213 Yeah, I did, and guess what? 1431 01:19:48,963 --> 01:19:52,963 She said she wants to marry you. 1432 01:20:09,588 --> 01:20:11,588 - Hi, Mia. - Hi! 1433 01:20:13,213 --> 01:20:14,421 Hi. 1434 01:20:35,588 --> 01:20:38,337 ♪ Where have you been, 1435 01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:41,087 ♪ Y'all are welcome 1436 01:20:41,088 --> 01:20:44,046 ♪ Light up the pipe, pass it around ♪ 1437 01:20:44,047 --> 01:20:47,047 ♪ Take off your boots, 1438 01:20:47,338 --> 01:20:50,547 ♪ We don't care what 1439 01:20:52,588 --> 01:20:57,213 ♪ We don't care what 1440 01:20:58,047 --> 01:21:00,921 ♪ And for your drys, 1441 01:21:00,922 --> 01:21:03,754 ♪ And out in the kitchen 1442 01:21:03,755 --> 01:21:06,587 ♪ You can stay, stay all night long ♪ 1443 01:21:06,588 --> 01:21:09,713 ♪ We have a bed for you 1444 01:21:10,130 --> 01:21:12,879 ♪ Morning sun will heat you ♪ 1445 01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:15,504 ♪ Heat you to your bones ♪ 1446 01:21:15,505 --> 01:21:18,337 ♪ The yellow days will greet you ♪ 1447 01:21:18,338 --> 01:21:22,337 ♪ Show you where you belong ♪ 1448 01:21:22,338 --> 01:21:24,754 Hi. Welcome to the theater. Be careful. 1449 01:21:24,755 --> 01:21:26,462 - This is... - Let's go. 1450 01:21:26,463 --> 01:21:28,837 Alright, I know it's a little early for y'all, 1451 01:21:28,838 --> 01:21:31,629 but, you know, you can also get married on this stage. 1452 01:21:31,630 --> 01:21:34,129 We had John Ritter. I don't know if you even know who that is, 1453 01:21:34,130 --> 01:21:35,879 but he got married here. 1454 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:38,379 ♪ If you can live, if you can love ♪ 1455 01:21:38,380 --> 01:21:40,880 ♪ If you can give, 1456 01:21:42,213 --> 01:21:44,587 ♪ I don't care what state you come from ♪ 1457 01:21:44,588 --> 01:21:45,754 It's great to have you here. 1458 01:21:45,755 --> 01:21:47,879 Tell us a little bit about what you got goin' on down there. 1459 01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:50,837 - Looks like a lotta fun. - Yeah, it's a really fun ballet. 1460 01:21:50,838 --> 01:21:52,754 But the kids wrote it 1461 01:21:52,755 --> 01:21:54,879 and have really choreographed it themselves 1462 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,796 and it's, kind of a spin, you know, 1463 01:21:56,797 --> 01:22:00,712 it's not, it's not your grandmother's, Nutcracker. 1464 01:22:14,755 --> 01:22:19,962 ♪ It's right before your eyes ♪ 1465 01:22:19,963 --> 01:22:26,754 ♪ The key and the answer, 1466 01:22:26,755 --> 01:22:33,171 ♪ Truth is the answer 1467 01:22:33,172 --> 01:22:39,796 ♪ The key and the answer, 1468 01:22:39,797 --> 01:22:46,171 ♪ Truth is the answer 1469 01:22:46,172 --> 01:22:52,546 ♪ The key and the answer, 1470 01:22:52,547 --> 01:22:54,421 ♪ Truth is the answer ♪ 1471 01:23:10,005 --> 01:23:11,630 Put that right here. 1472 01:23:11,838 --> 01:23:14,504 It's a Christmas couch. A Kicklighter family tradition. 1473 01:23:14,505 --> 01:23:17,005 Pretty cool. 1474 01:23:17,588 --> 01:23:19,921 I like how the fishing, lures 1475 01:23:19,922 --> 01:23:22,837 actually do look like ornaments, it's kinda cool. 1476 01:23:22,838 --> 01:23:26,087 - Yep. - Yeah. Kind of work like a mountain. 1477 01:23:26,088 --> 01:23:28,754 - Cool stuff. - Yeah, so, do you think I should 1478 01:23:28,755 --> 01:23:31,296 drape this around the top or maybe-- 1479 01:23:31,297 --> 01:23:33,796 We can drape it over the origami and antlers. 1480 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:39,087 Last Christmas it was funny 1481 01:23:39,088 --> 01:23:41,046 because we played Captain Beefheart records. 1482 01:23:41,047 --> 01:23:43,796 Hey, hey, hang on a second. Here, hold this. Be right back. 1483 01:23:43,797 --> 01:23:45,505 It was awesome. 1484 01:24:03,755 --> 01:24:05,963 Hey, whatcha doin'? 1485 01:24:06,838 --> 01:24:08,047 Nothing. 1486 01:24:09,130 --> 01:24:10,755 Is that your mom's robe? 1487 01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:13,047 Junior makes fun of me. 1488 01:24:13,547 --> 01:24:16,755 Well... I think you look cool. 1489 01:24:17,255 --> 01:24:19,255 You nervous about the show tonight? 1490 01:24:21,463 --> 01:24:22,463 May I? 1491 01:24:28,380 --> 01:24:30,462 You know, when I was your age... 1492 01:24:30,463 --> 01:24:36,587 your mom... would dress me up in her pink tutu and a football helmet 1493 01:24:36,588 --> 01:24:39,962 and we would perform the Rite of Spring in the living room. 1494 01:24:39,963 --> 01:24:41,880 Try to crack my parents up. 1495 01:24:42,505 --> 01:24:44,963 - Did you make 'em laugh? - Yeah, yeah. 1496 01:24:47,213 --> 01:24:48,713 She was like my best friend. 1497 01:24:49,838 --> 01:24:51,463 I miss her. 1498 01:24:54,213 --> 01:24:55,838 I miss her too. 1499 01:25:00,588 --> 01:25:03,213 She's up in the stars with Dad. 1500 01:25:05,463 --> 01:25:06,463 Yeah. 1501 01:25:08,380 --> 01:25:10,380 That's where they came from. 1502 01:25:12,963 --> 01:25:14,547 We're made of stars. 1503 01:25:14,922 --> 01:25:16,922 We're made of stars. 1504 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:19,921 When you die, you come back up 1505 01:25:19,922 --> 01:25:21,462 and then the shooting stars, 1506 01:25:21,463 --> 01:25:26,837 they come down into a woman, a man, 1507 01:25:26,838 --> 01:25:30,004 and then... they come out 1508 01:25:30,005 --> 01:25:34,088 and then, when they die, they come back up. 1509 01:25:39,005 --> 01:25:40,838 That's pretty cool. 1510 01:25:42,255 --> 01:25:44,005 How do you know this? 1511 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,088 I made it up. 1512 01:25:51,088 --> 01:25:53,587 You know, if you love somebody 1513 01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:58,505 and they love you, I think, that love doesn't go away. 1514 01:25:59,130 --> 01:26:00,755 It stays with you... 1515 01:26:02,047 --> 01:26:04,047 and it'll be up there with you tonight. 1516 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:08,296 Hey, listen up! 1517 01:26:08,297 --> 01:26:10,462 I need the owner of this dark gray sedan 1518 01:26:10,463 --> 01:26:11,754 to move it right now! 1519 01:26:11,755 --> 01:26:13,462 It's parked illegally! 1520 01:26:14,838 --> 01:26:18,254 Hey, Jared! Jared, no, no. 1521 01:26:18,255 --> 01:26:22,296 No. Drop it. Drop it. Stop it now! Stop it! 1522 01:26:22,297 --> 01:26:23,921 It's not for eating, it's for decorating. 1523 01:26:23,922 --> 01:26:25,921 This is your dad talkin', this is not the law. 1524 01:26:25,922 --> 01:26:27,213 Put it down. 1525 01:26:28,547 --> 01:26:29,755 Hey, hun. 1526 01:26:31,422 --> 01:26:35,046 Even if Mike decides to move in and become our dad, 1527 01:26:35,047 --> 01:26:37,129 he would still need a job. 1528 01:26:37,130 --> 01:26:39,171 He'd be a horrible farmer. 1529 01:26:39,172 --> 01:26:41,712 Didn't you say he sells real estate? 1530 01:26:41,713 --> 01:26:45,504 - Yeah. - Well, what if he sells real estate here? 1531 01:26:45,505 --> 01:26:48,421 - Like, farms or something like that. - Yeah. Yeah. 1532 01:26:48,422 --> 01:26:50,337 Would we have to call him "Dad"? 1533 01:26:50,338 --> 01:26:51,712 No, he would hate that. 1534 01:26:51,713 --> 01:26:54,504 And plus, he's not a dad. I mean, he's an uncle. 1535 01:26:54,505 --> 01:26:55,712 Just Mike. 1536 01:26:55,713 --> 01:26:57,087 Why are you eating the comb? 1537 01:26:57,088 --> 01:26:59,005 Yeah, that's not good for you. 1538 01:27:00,047 --> 01:27:01,672 I got a hair in my mouth. 1539 01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:03,962 Hey! 1540 01:27:03,963 --> 01:27:06,837 Hi, I'm so excited for tonight. Break a leg. 1541 01:27:06,838 --> 01:27:08,421 - This looks great. - We don't say that. 1542 01:27:08,422 --> 01:27:10,837 - You don't say that? - We say, "Break a salad dressing." 1543 01:27:10,838 --> 01:27:12,421 - Okay. - Because if you break your leg, 1544 01:27:12,422 --> 01:27:14,962 - you can't dance, so... - Yeah, that makes sense. 1545 01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:17,212 Salad dressing? No harm, no foul. 1546 01:27:17,213 --> 01:27:19,296 - The donuts are really good. - I just saw this. 1547 01:27:19,297 --> 01:27:21,212 I had my eyes on this. Alright, you guys. 1548 01:27:21,213 --> 01:27:22,962 - They're nice and powdery. - Go get 'em. 1549 01:27:22,963 --> 01:27:25,212 Gonna be great out there. 1550 01:27:25,213 --> 01:27:26,921 No, no, no, no. 1551 01:27:26,922 --> 01:27:28,004 Go in over there, alright? 1552 01:27:28,005 --> 01:27:30,296 No, no, wait for your entrance over there, Estelle, okay? 1553 01:27:30,297 --> 01:27:32,462 - How many people are outside? - There's about 500 people here. 1554 01:27:32,463 --> 01:27:34,337 - Amazing. - This looks amazing. 1555 01:27:34,338 --> 01:27:35,629 - Hey. - It's gonna be great. 1556 01:27:35,630 --> 01:27:36,712 - Hey! - Hi. 1557 01:27:36,713 --> 01:27:38,422 Hi, wow. 1558 01:27:38,838 --> 01:27:40,046 - What? - Look at you. 1559 01:27:40,047 --> 01:27:43,212 - Yeah, look, here I am. - Yeah. Yeah, you look, you look great. 1560 01:27:43,213 --> 01:27:44,587 - Thanks. - Great to see you. 1561 01:27:44,588 --> 01:27:47,337 - Yeah, you too. This is so exciting. - Yeah, yeah. 1562 01:27:47,338 --> 01:27:49,087 Did you see there's a news crew out there? 1563 01:27:49,088 --> 01:27:50,462 Yeah, the guy showed up. 1564 01:27:50,463 --> 01:27:51,796 - I can't believe it. - You did that? 1565 01:27:51,797 --> 01:27:53,504 Yeah, I mean, I figured, you know, 1566 01:27:53,505 --> 01:27:56,004 once the story gets out there, we're gonna be like-- 1567 01:27:56,005 --> 01:27:58,587 it'll be like a run on a bank for the kids, you know? 1568 01:27:58,588 --> 01:28:02,088 Like a bidding war. People will go crazy. I mean... 1569 01:28:03,588 --> 01:28:07,588 - Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm sure they will. - Yeah... Yeah. 1570 01:28:08,588 --> 01:28:10,129 Well, isn't that what we've been looking-- 1571 01:28:10,130 --> 01:28:11,712 I mean, that's what we're trying to do, right? 1572 01:28:11,713 --> 01:28:13,546 I guess it is, yeah. 1573 01:28:13,547 --> 01:28:16,255 If it was up to the kids, they'd hop a train to Kansas City. 1574 01:28:17,088 --> 01:28:19,712 - I know, it's weird. - I just, I don't know. 1575 01:28:19,713 --> 01:28:23,004 I thought that the past two weeks, maybe things had changed. 1576 01:28:23,005 --> 01:28:26,088 - Changed what? Changed how? - Wow. 1577 01:28:27,297 --> 01:28:29,922 You really are clueless, aren't you? 1578 01:28:31,088 --> 01:28:33,296 - What? - Those boys are here, Michael. 1579 01:28:33,297 --> 01:28:36,129 - They followed you all the way here. - I know, I know. Okay. Alright. 1580 01:28:36,130 --> 01:28:38,837 Come on, they've come to need you and trust you. 1581 01:28:38,838 --> 01:28:40,546 They're-- You need to take 1582 01:28:40,547 --> 01:28:43,962 - a phone call right now? - Look, honestly, you don't know my life. 1583 01:28:43,963 --> 01:28:47,087 Okay? I love them. They're amazing. 1584 01:28:47,088 --> 01:28:50,212 But there's no way on earth I can take care of four pain-in-the-ass kids, 1585 01:28:50,213 --> 01:28:51,922 okay? 1586 01:28:55,422 --> 01:28:56,422 Hey. 1587 01:28:57,213 --> 01:28:58,422 Hey, buddy. 1588 01:28:58,963 --> 01:29:00,797 How long you been standin' there? 1589 01:29:01,588 --> 01:29:03,338 I heard what you said. 1590 01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:06,837 - I heard you. - I, I didn't-- It's not what I meant. 1591 01:29:06,838 --> 01:29:08,421 If you don't wanna take care of us, 1592 01:29:08,422 --> 01:29:09,754 you shouldn't have to. 1593 01:29:09,755 --> 01:29:14,587 Simon! Hey! Simon! 1594 01:29:14,588 --> 01:29:15,672 Simon! 1595 01:29:16,297 --> 01:29:18,212 You know, some people can't have children. 1596 01:29:18,213 --> 01:29:20,129 Their bodies won't let them. 1597 01:29:20,130 --> 01:29:22,296 And a person might look at you and those boys and think 1598 01:29:22,297 --> 01:29:25,213 that you might be the luckiest person in the world. 1599 01:29:28,380 --> 01:29:30,879 Okay, you know what, Carol? Really not a good time. 1600 01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:32,796 Devin is-- He's a moron. 1601 01:29:32,797 --> 01:29:35,087 He-He-He completely 1602 01:29:35,088 --> 01:29:37,129 I, I need you back here. 1603 01:29:37,130 --> 01:29:39,796 Tell me what it will take 1604 01:29:39,797 --> 01:29:42,880 You were right about everything. 1605 01:29:45,797 --> 01:29:47,171 Good evening everybody, 1606 01:29:47,172 --> 01:29:49,004 and welcome to the theater. 1607 01:29:49,005 --> 01:29:51,087 If we all could take our seats. 1608 01:29:51,088 --> 01:29:52,421 Please take your seats... 1609 01:30:00,547 --> 01:30:01,755 Simon? 1610 01:30:03,713 --> 01:30:05,338 Hey, Simon? 1611 01:30:16,047 --> 01:30:18,587 Hey! You got people parkin' their cars 1612 01:30:18,588 --> 01:30:21,171 all along the wrong side of the street up there. 1613 01:30:21,172 --> 01:30:22,672 You gotta make up a-- 1614 01:30:25,588 --> 01:30:28,588 Justice! 1615 01:30:59,963 --> 01:31:02,963 Hi. Hey... 1616 01:31:03,338 --> 01:31:04,338 Hi. 1617 01:31:05,213 --> 01:31:08,754 No. I'm sorry, everybody. I've got some bad news. 1618 01:31:08,755 --> 01:31:11,837 The show is canceled. 1619 01:31:11,838 --> 01:31:17,171 Yeah, it's, due to, due to some technical difficulties 1620 01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:19,629 that, that have nothin' to do with the kids. 1621 01:31:19,630 --> 01:31:22,130 I-It's not their fault... 1622 01:31:22,963 --> 01:31:26,629 Anyway, um... I'm sorry. 1623 01:31:26,630 --> 01:31:29,962 And if, if you, if you want to get a refund, 1624 01:31:29,963 --> 01:31:33,047 you just go up to the box office or... 1625 01:31:35,463 --> 01:31:37,463 or to the website... 1626 01:31:39,380 --> 01:31:40,797 that I made. 1627 01:31:42,672 --> 01:31:45,088 Alright. 1628 01:31:57,422 --> 01:31:58,421 Mia? 1629 01:31:58,422 --> 01:32:01,505 They're gonna do the show at the memorial, come on! 1630 01:32:08,672 --> 01:32:10,880 We're not dancing for Mike, guys. 1631 01:32:11,547 --> 01:32:14,755 If we do this, we're gonna be dancing for Mom and Dad. 1632 01:32:15,380 --> 01:32:17,797 They're out here watching over us. 1633 01:32:40,547 --> 01:32:42,754 Excuse me, sir, can you move? 1634 01:32:42,755 --> 01:32:44,587 Can we get the props from the trunk? 1635 01:32:44,588 --> 01:32:46,962 - You're sitting on the props. - No, guys, I'm sorry. 1636 01:32:46,963 --> 01:32:49,629 - The show's canceled. - Not anymore. 1637 01:32:49,630 --> 01:32:51,546 The show is about to begin. 1638 01:35:58,047 --> 01:35:59,463 Bravo! 1639 01:39:24,338 --> 01:39:27,338 Uncle Mike, when I wake up tomorrow... 1640 01:39:28,172 --> 01:39:30,172 you still gonna be here? 1641 01:39:34,463 --> 01:39:36,088 Come here. 1642 01:39:37,922 --> 01:39:40,004 I'm not goin' anywhere. 1643 01:39:42,255 --> 01:39:44,547 - Hey, Mike. - There he is. 1644 01:39:45,922 --> 01:39:48,921 - Are you really gonna stay? - Maybe if we're nice. 1645 01:39:48,922 --> 01:39:50,296 Family hug. 1646 01:39:50,297 --> 01:39:52,379 Next, we can do Swan Lake. 1647 01:39:52,380 --> 01:39:53,671 I love you. 1648 01:39:53,672 --> 01:39:55,504 Mike, dance with me. 1649 01:40:12,047 --> 01:40:17,880 ♪ Night time slows, 1650 01:40:18,713 --> 01:40:25,130 ♪ Perhaps someone you know, 1651 01:40:27,255 --> 01:40:33,255 ♪ As the daydreams slide 1652 01:40:34,463 --> 01:40:40,463 ♪ Picture the moonglow, 1653 01:40:43,130 --> 01:40:46,755 ♪ And I love you ♪ 1654 01:40:47,338 --> 01:40:49,337 ♪ Just lying smiling in the dark ♪ 1655 01:40:49,338 --> 01:40:51,379 ♪ Shooting stars around your heart ♪ 1656 01:40:51,380 --> 01:40:53,337 ♪ Dreams come bouncing in your head ♪ 1657 01:40:53,338 --> 01:40:55,296 ♪ Pure and simple every time ♪ 1658 01:40:55,297 --> 01:40:57,004 ♪ Now you're crying in your sleep ♪ 1659 01:40:57,005 --> 01:40:58,962 ♪ I wish you'd never learnt to weep ♪ 1660 01:40:58,963 --> 01:41:01,087 ♪ Don't sell the dreams 1661 01:41:01,088 --> 01:41:03,630 ♪ Pure and simple every time ♪ 1662 01:41:10,338 --> 01:41:15,588 ♪ Dream of sights, 1663 01:41:16,588 --> 01:41:18,587 Come on, Uncle Mike! Come on! 1664 01:41:18,588 --> 01:41:20,004 - Me? - Yeah, come on! 1665 01:41:20,005 --> 01:41:22,629 Alright. 1666 01:41:22,630 --> 01:41:24,462 Come over here. Let's jump this thing! 1667 01:41:24,463 --> 01:41:26,129 - Alright. - Go! 1668 01:41:26,130 --> 01:41:27,712 - You wanna jump? - Go! 1669 01:41:27,713 --> 01:41:29,004 Let's jump. 1670 01:41:32,297 --> 01:41:33,922 Woo! 1671 01:41:35,005 --> 01:41:36,213 Do it! 1672 01:41:41,338 --> 01:41:44,963 ♪ And I love you ♪ 1673 01:41:45,672 --> 01:41:47,671 ♪ Just lying smiling in the dark ♪ 1674 01:41:47,672 --> 01:41:49,712 ♪ Shooting stars around your heart ♪ 1675 01:41:49,713 --> 01:41:51,629 ♪ Dreams come bouncing in your head ♪ 1676 01:41:51,630 --> 01:41:53,629 ♪ Pure and simple every time ♪ 1677 01:41:53,630 --> 01:41:55,379 ♪ Now you're crying in your sleep ♪ 1678 01:41:55,380 --> 01:41:57,254 ♪ I wish you'd never learnt to weep ♪ 1679 01:41:57,255 --> 01:41:59,379 ♪ Don't sell the dreams 1680 01:41:59,380 --> 01:42:01,379 ♪ Pure and simple every time ♪ 1681 01:42:01,380 --> 01:42:03,337 ♪ Look at me with starry eyes ♪ 1682 01:42:03,338 --> 01:42:05,504 ♪ Push me up to starry skies ♪ 1683 01:42:05,505 --> 01:42:07,171 ♪ There's stardust in my head ♪ 1684 01:42:07,172 --> 01:42:09,087 ♪ Pure and simple every time ♪ 1685 01:42:09,088 --> 01:42:11,046 ♪ Fresh and deep as oceans new ♪ 1686 01:42:11,047 --> 01:42:13,212 ♪ Shiver at the sight of you ♪ 1687 01:42:13,213 --> 01:42:14,796 ♪ I'll sing a softer tune ♪ 1688 01:42:14,797 --> 01:42:17,297 ♪ Pure and simple over you ♪ 1689 01:42:18,213 --> 01:42:22,212 ♪ Pure and simple just for you ♪ 1690 01:43:20,255 --> 01:43:23,796 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 1691 01:43:23,797 --> 01:43:27,713 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1692 01:44:19,130 --> 01:44:20,337 Mike, wake up! 1693 01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:22,046 Mike, are-are you dead? 1694 01:44:22,047 --> 01:44:25,546 No, I'm not dead, 1695 01:44:25,547 --> 01:44:27,629 You said the trampoline was 1696 01:44:27,630 --> 01:44:29,587 but guess what? 1697 01:44:29,588 --> 01:44:33,129 Sorry, Mike. 1698 01:44:33,130 --> 01:44:36,212 and our wings were made