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My boyfriend was kissing another girl.
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He was the nicest guy alive.
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Which meant there must have
been something wrong with me.
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Oh, shit.
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Patty, wait! No!
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Patty, I am so, so sorry.
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I was trying to prove I was a
better kisser. I did it for you.
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You expect me to believe that?
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Yes. Why else do you
think I would want to?
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Maybe because she looks amazing
in that costume that didn't fit me.
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Patty, that's crazy.
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Is it? 'Cause you literally just said
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how great she looked,
and then you ditched me.
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That's not what happened!
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So why don't you tell
me what happened then?
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Yeah...
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Maybe it's because Magnolia
doesn't make everything about her.
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Excuse me?
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My parents are getting
a divorce. All right?
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I'm not getting into college. Did
you ever even ask me about that?
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- Of course, I...
- No, not even once!
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So at least Magnolia listens to me.
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I listen.
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Of course I listened.
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Brick just couldn't tell me the truth.
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I knew the real reason he
liked Magnolia better than me.
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The one thing she had that I didn't.
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She was thinner than me.
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Whatever, Brick.
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We're done.
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Patty...
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I couldn't believe
my mom killed herself.
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She just checked out and
left me and my dad behind.
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And I almost did the same thing.
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I tried to kill myself twice,
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and I would've left my son.
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I couldn't believe I
had been so selfish.
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Hi.
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Are you here 'cause you
heard Patty and I broke up?
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What?
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- Oh, no. I... I had
no idea. - Uh-huh.
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I didn't, but I am here,
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if you want to talk about it.
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All right.
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Um...
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I kissed Magnolia, and Patty dumped me.
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Oh. How is Patty?
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Seriously?
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I thought you said you were here for me.
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- Oh, no, I am.
- You're more worried about Patty.
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No, I'm... I'm not more worried...
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Okay, I knew I shouldn't have told
you, and I knew you'd take her side.
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Brick, I'm always on your side.
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Yeah, okay. Good talk, Dad.
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I was on Brick's side.
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I just didn't always
know how to show up.
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And after everything that happened,
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I wondered if maybe that's
how my own dad felt about me.
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Thanks for coming, Dad.
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Well, I almost didn't.
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Your apology on TV...
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Jesus! Real pussy move, son.
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Dad, I wanted to tell
you something nice,
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but, wow, you are making it hard.
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It was just that whiny "I'm sorry!"
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So embarrassing.
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My friends at the club actually
asked me if you were Canadian.
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Dad, stop.
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I wanted to thank you.
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Thank me?
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For how you protected me...
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from knowing about Mom.
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You know, I spent... so many years
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feeling sure that you hated me, but...
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now I think maybe you
were always on my side.
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You just...
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didn't exactly know how to show up.
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Hard time back then.
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No problem.
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Well, maybe we could
spend some time together...
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sometime.
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Sure. Retirement's boring as shit.
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I mean, how many Judge
Judys can you watch?
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You know, they do a free breakfast
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at some of the strip clubs in Atlanta.
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Maybe you and I could do a waffles
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and big time titties kinda thing, huh?
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You do still like titties, right?
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Ye... Mm, yeah. Um...
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But... Or you could...
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come to a pageant sometime?
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Yeah, that's never gonna happen.
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- Okay, Dad. Good talk.
- Yeah, okay.
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I do have one regret, though.
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Oh, yeah, just the one.
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I never should've left your mom alone.
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I knew she was in a fragile
state of mind. I just...
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I had a big case and...
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I thought that she'd
be fine for a few hours.
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But when I got back, she was gone.
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And you were crying.
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You tried for a half an
hour to wake her up...
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and neither one of us could save her.
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I do have one other regret.
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The Ice Capades.
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You begged and begged
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- I was finally bonding with my dad...
- How 'bout that time...
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... but now all I could
think about was Patty.
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She was in a fragile
state, just like my mom.
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She just broke up with Brick,
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and the last time she
ended a relationship,
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- she didn't exactly make the best choices.
- Dad...
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I gotta go.
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Uh, well...
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Oh. Uh, okay.
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Careful.
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Go!
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Good job.
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I refused to let Brick and
Magnolia get the best of me,
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so I decided to take control of my life.
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I was gonna lose a bunch of weight,
get a revenge body, win State,
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and let Brick Armstrong eat
his cheating little heart out.
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You don't feel like eating anything?
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Figured you'd be starving
after your workout.
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I can't eat this.
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I'm paleo now.
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I can make pancakes.
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I can't have anything processed.
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You know what? Whatever. I'll
make myself some egg whites.
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So...
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how's the food stuff going?
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- You still going to OA?
- Why?
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Uh, because I get it.
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I know food and alcohol issues
aren't exactly the same, but...
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you ever want to talk, I'm here.
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For how long?
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Honey...
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Listen.
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I know I made a lot of mistakes.
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And that probably added to you
feeling like you had to turn to food.
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But I'm not gonna let
you down, not ever again.
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Thank you for saying that, Mom.
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My baby.
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All right. Well, I gotta go to work.
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Dixie called an emergency staff meeting.
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All wiens on deck.
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Call me if you need
anything, okay? All right.
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The egg whites weren't gonna
be enough. Maybe some yogurt.
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Just a little. For some crunch.
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It was supposed to be a couple of bites,
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but I was so stressed
about getting thinner,
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it just made me want to eat.
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Probably should've
gone to an OA meeting.
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Screw it. The next hour would
be way better spent in the gym,
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burning off all those calories.
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Hey, I heard from
Brick about the breakup.
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I wanted to check on you.
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I was a mess.
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Thanks. I'm okay.
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You sure? I mean, you
wanna talk about it?
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I didn't have time for talk.
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No, I'm just headed out to the gym.
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Patty, I'm worried that
you might be triggered.
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I'm not. I'm great. I'm inspired.
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I'm gonna win State. I'm
taking care of myself.
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You said it yourself,
Brick was a distraction.
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- I know, but...
- So this worked out great, right?
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I just want to let you know that I
am here for you. Anything you need.
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What I need is for you to help
me find a talent for State.
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Great! I can do that. Let's
get started on that right away.
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- But the gym...
- Well, the gym can wait. There's no emergency, right?
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The faster I found a talent, the
faster I could get to the gym.
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We'd been trying to
find a talent all day.
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We were both grasping at straws.
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Patty, what is that?
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A sword. Or a fairy wand.
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Eiffel Tower? Leaning Tower of Pisa?
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- This is not gonna work.
- I don't know what else to do.
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We've tried singing and
handbells and bongos.
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How am I gonna win State?
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We're running out of time.
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Whoa! Whoa! Let's take a break, huh?
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We'll grab some food.
Wiener Taco. My treat.
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I couldn't eat wiener
tacos and stay thin.
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I can meet you there in an hour.
I'm gonna just hit the gym first.
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Patty was acting weird.
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There was no way I was
letting her out of my sight.
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Patty, this is so great.
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We should do all our workouts together.
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Hi. Jonathan.
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You're either trying to pick me up
or sell me training sessions, but...
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either way, it's not happening.
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Okay, first of all, you
have horrible gaydar,
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and I'm not trying to sell you
anything. I just want to say hi.
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Hi.
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It's your second time in
here today. Impressive.
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Yeah. Well, it's pageant season.
I've got calories to burn.
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I noticed. Three hours on the
bike this morning and now a run?
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- Aren't you exhausted?
- No. I have tons of energy.
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Just be careful. It's not
healthy to over-cardio.
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I'm not. I'm pushing myself.
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People can get crazy.
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Well, I'm not crazy, but thank
you so much for your concern.
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Bob, let's go.
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Oh!
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Thank God. I'm starving. Shower up.
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Meet me back here in five?
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Patty, I know you just
broke up with Brick,
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and it is nice to get attention,
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but I'm pretty sure that guy is gay.
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K-pop!
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Dixie!
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What's all this?
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I decided, now that I'm Korean,
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I wanted to make this
place look more like Korea.
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What makes you think
this looks like Korea?
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She googled Korea and found
a bunch of K-pop videos.
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Just go with it.
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Hey, I was looking for you
after the dance, but you split.
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I'm Henry, Dixie's bio bro.
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Uh, hi.
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Mm, I'm so sorry. She...
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She can't right now.
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Wh... Hey!
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Bob, what are you doing? He's hot!
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You need some time to heal.
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Let's just leave bio bro alone,
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at least until we find you a talent.
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Well, spit on my tits!
Ain't this a nice surprise?
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- You want to join us?
- Oh, no, I can't.
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I'm on my new Korean-style
two-minute break.
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If I sit down, I'll get electro-shocked
by this godforsaken new tie.
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That poor girl's got
her Koreas confused.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Oh, it's just a little food break.
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Before we can go back to figuring
out more things that I suck at.
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We are having a little trouble
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finding a talent for
State, but we will nail it!
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We still have a few weeks, and then
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your mother and I will
be there to cheer you on
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when you get that crown!
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Uh, yeah. Um... About that...
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What?
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I can't make it.
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Seriously?
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You said you would
never let me down again.
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Except this one last time.
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I am so, so sorry!
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Dixie's making us get new hairdos
from this K-pop stylist that day.
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- You can't get one day off?
- I wish I could,
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but I need this job for us.
253
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You know what? Whatever. Keys?
254
00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:05,688
I'm taking the car.
255
00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:07,736
The least you can do for
me is get a ride home.
256
00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:13,275
You wanna go after her, or should I?
257
00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:15,793
Oh, no, don't. She needs her space.
258
00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,116
She'll get over it.
259
00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:19,078
You know she always does, right?
260
00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:25,210
God... Goddamn it!
261
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,672
- What?
- I didn't... I...
262
00:13:30,968 --> 00:13:33,798
I could blame Brick's rejection
on the size of my body...
263
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,782
but my mom's?
264
00:13:35,806 --> 00:13:37,346
That must've been about me.
265
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,148
All I wanted to do was go home and eat.
266
00:13:41,228 --> 00:13:42,478
Was that too much to ask?
267
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:54,195
Hey, I can help you with that.
268
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,241
All right. You're gonna
have to tell me what's wrong
269
00:13:57,286 --> 00:13:59,866
'cause I'm pretty sure
it's not just about the car.
270
00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:01,575
I'm not telling you my problems.
271
00:14:01,665 --> 00:14:02,955
Then I'm not fixing your car.
272
00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:09,335
Fine. You really wanna know?
273
00:14:10,674 --> 00:14:12,934
My mom pretty much bails
on me at every turn.
274
00:14:13,511 --> 00:14:15,971
So, shocker: I feel
horrible about myself.
275
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:17,889
I totally relate to that.
276
00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:18,973
Really?
277
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:23,808
Yeah. I'm pre-law and pre-med,
which is, like, impossible, okay?
278
00:14:24,522 --> 00:14:25,772
And it's still not enough.
279
00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:27,630
Ever since Dixie disappeared,
280
00:14:27,631 --> 00:14:29,611
the pressure to succeed
was just put on me...
281
00:14:29,693 --> 00:14:33,203
Screw Brick. Was this my shot at
getting an even hotter boyfriend?
282
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:36,909
All right. All fixed.
283
00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:38,536
Loose alternator wire.
284
00:14:40,371 --> 00:14:41,501
You wanna get outta here?
285
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,580
Oh, I wish. I have
somewhere to be though.
286
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:46,126
But, hey, you can totally come
with if you can give me a ride.
287
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,486
For the first time in a week,
I didn't think about food
288
00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:22,288
because Henry was a snack.
289
00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:51,823
Ladies, give it up for Diesel!
290
00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:54,989
And suddenly, I had a new obsession.
291
00:15:55,696 --> 00:15:57,696
So, let me get this straight,
292
00:15:57,781 --> 00:16:00,281
you're a pre-law, pre-med stripper.
293
00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:04,365
Do you do this to pay for
school, or to piss off your mom?
294
00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:06,349
Pissing my mom off is
definitely an added benefit,
295
00:16:06,373 --> 00:16:08,583
but I do it to feel good about myself.
296
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,337
How exactly does taking your
clothes off in front of strangers
297
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,840
make you feel good about yourself?
298
00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:14,012
It gives me confidence.
299
00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:16,339
Right, 'cause you had
a confidence problem.
300
00:16:16,425 --> 00:16:18,961
I did. Look, Asian-American guys
301
00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:20,602
get treated like the
bottom of the barrel.
302
00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:24,265
We're the least swiped on all
the dating apps. It's a thing.
303
00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:26,912
After a while, that kinda
stuff messes with your head,
304
00:16:26,913 --> 00:16:28,112
no matter what you look like.
305
00:16:28,437 --> 00:16:29,727
So you decided to strip.
306
00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:32,403
Yeah, as a way to get
comfortable in my skin.
307
00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:35,613
When the clothes come off, your
skin's the only thing left, right?
308
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,914
He had everything I wanted.
309
00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:39,368
He was better than a sponsor.
310
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:41,028
Do you think you could teach me...
311
00:16:41,116 --> 00:16:42,486
to feel good in my body?
312
00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:46,325
Yeah! Through meditation,
breath work, movement.
313
00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:47,793
It takes time, but it's worth it.
314
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:50,213
Whoa! What's worth it?
315
00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:51,422
What are you doing here?
316
00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:53,381
I followed you from the Wiener Taco
317
00:16:53,382 --> 00:16:56,052
to save yourself from
your own bad judgment.
318
00:16:56,131 --> 00:17:00,301
It's not bad judgment. I think I
might've found my talent for State.
319
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,886
What? You want to strip?
320
00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:03,469
Stripping...
321
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:05,982
Stripping is not a talent!
322
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,598
Screw you! You get up here and do this!
323
00:17:08,686 --> 00:17:10,936
Oh, no, I meant for her. You guys are...
324
00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:12,981
Oh! You're doing amazing.
325
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,815
Here... Thank you...
326
00:17:15,192 --> 00:17:16,742
for your service. Mmm.
327
00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:19,661
Bob, not strip! Dance!
328
00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:21,869
Do you think you could
teach me to dance?
329
00:17:22,491 --> 00:17:23,831
Yeah. I mean...
330
00:17:24,785 --> 00:17:25,825
I guess.
331
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,751
Fine. As long as the clothes stay on.
332
00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:29,831
How soon can you start?
333
00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:36,804
So are you gonna just
keep staring at me,
334
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,470
or are you gonna tell me
why you wanted to come over?
335
00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:41,140
We need to talk about our kiss.
336
00:17:42,511 --> 00:17:43,511
Look,
337
00:17:44,138 --> 00:17:45,308
I care about you...
338
00:17:45,639 --> 00:17:46,719
a lot,
339
00:17:46,807 --> 00:17:50,057
but I'm really trying to just
focus on myself right now,
340
00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:53,814
so I think we should just
keep things simple and...
341
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:55,816
stay friends.
342
00:17:57,568 --> 00:17:58,568
Right. Um...
343
00:17:58,652 --> 00:17:59,952
Friends. Totally.
344
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,659
So, how's the Hughes application going?
345
00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:05,701
Hard.
346
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,544
Especially these essay questions.
347
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,870
Well, I'm sorry. I'd help, but
essays aren't exactly my thing.
348
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,417
I guess that's one good thing
about me skipping college.
349
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,631
Have you figured out
what you wanna do yet?
350
00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:21,931
- Well, I have one idea, but it's probably stupid.
- Tell me.
351
00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:24,689
So, remember when you told me to
watch those YouTube kissing videos?
352
00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:26,762
I still can't believe you did that.
353
00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:29,887
Turns out the people who make
those can make a ton of money.
354
00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:33,981
So you want to make kissing videos?
355
00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:38,189
No, but I want to be an
influencer doing something...
356
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,398
that I'm good at.
357
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,106
The only problem is I
have no clue what that is.
358
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:45,565
You are good at...
359
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,656
being a good guy.
360
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:49,660
I mean, whenever we talk,
361
00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:52,285
I feel like you're always listening.
362
00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:54,832
- Hm.
- Like...
363
00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:56,626
really...
364
00:18:58,045 --> 00:18:59,045
listening.
365
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:03,091
So...
366
00:19:03,717 --> 00:19:05,587
- that might be something.
- Right. Um...
367
00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:09,893
I could make a video
of me really listening.
368
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:12,603
And then people could watch it!
369
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,774
It would be like those
aquarium videos for dogs!
370
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,020
Like this. Here...
371
00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:24,069
What are you doing with your face?
372
00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:26,583
Okay, you might be onto something
373
00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:28,865
with this whole good guy thing, but...
374
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:31,498
not this.
375
00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:36,417
Rudy just invited me to his apartment.
376
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,710
So what's the big deal?
377
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,666
- The big deal is he's hot.
- Yeah, I guess he is handsome.
378
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:45,425
Come on. He looks like gay
Superman with his muscles
379
00:19:45,509 --> 00:19:48,759
and the dimples and the perfect teeth.
380
00:19:49,638 --> 00:19:52,559
I think it'd be good
for me to have a rebound,
381
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,100
even if it's just a distraction.
382
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:56,559
Don't you think?
383
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:00,774
Sure. I gotta go.
384
00:20:13,662 --> 00:20:16,170
Sh...
385
00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:35,774
What in the world?
386
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:39,061
- Goddamn, it's dusty in there!
- Regina, what are you doin'?
387
00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:41,726
I don't know if you heard, but...
388
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:45,244
I stole Dixie from the
Mall of Minneapolis.
389
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:46,609
Yes, I heard.
390
00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:49,195
- So, I'm hiding from the cops.
- In my closet?
391
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,661
Technically, it's the space
between the closet and the wall.
392
00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:54,162
Luckily, I still had a key
from when I sold you the house.
393
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,333
Okay. You know what?
I'm calling the cops
394
00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:59,333
- because this is creepy.
- Oh, no! I wouldn't do that if I were you.
395
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,076
Otherwise, I won't give you the name
396
00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:02,998
and number of our Tampoozle investor,
397
00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:06,343
so you can carry on while I'm gone.
398
00:21:09,343 --> 00:21:10,343
You know what?
399
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:13,560
You're a convicted felon, and if
you think that I am gonna let...
400
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:16,729
What? Shelby? Okay,
what's Shelby's last name?
401
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,823
You've reached the Georgia
Department of Corrections.
402
00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:30,533
Please stay on the line
as our menu has changed.
403
00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:35,374
Hey, man. Thanks for coming.
404
00:21:35,452 --> 00:21:37,162
Here. I brought some wine.
405
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:39,998
Come in.
406
00:21:40,082 --> 00:21:44,212
Uh, thanks. I don't
usually drink when I work.
407
00:21:44,294 --> 00:21:45,714
Wait. Uh...
408
00:21:46,421 --> 00:21:48,131
This is a work meeting?
409
00:21:48,215 --> 00:21:49,215
Yeah.
410
00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:50,763
What'd you think it was?
411
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:52,432
That. A work meeting.
412
00:21:52,928 --> 00:21:57,218
Just the two of us working
professionally, here in your apartment.
413
00:21:58,267 --> 00:21:59,727
Why are we in your apartment?
414
00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:02,310
'Cause I have a theory
about Roxy's murder.
415
00:22:03,814 --> 00:22:06,364
Of course. You want to
talk to me about Roxy.
416
00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:08,821
And the chief told me to drop it, but...
417
00:22:09,903 --> 00:22:10,903
I can't.
418
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:13,494
So, you know, we needed
to meet in secret.
419
00:22:13,991 --> 00:22:15,161
Got it.
420
00:22:15,242 --> 00:22:16,792
What is your theory?
421
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:20,788
Your daughter's murder seemed too
ritualistic to be a one-time thing.
422
00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:23,922
The way the body was staged, that's
the behavior of a serial killer.
423
00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:25,251
Do you have any suspects?
424
00:22:25,335 --> 00:22:26,335
Well...
425
00:22:27,404 --> 00:22:28,414
Patty Bladell.
426
00:22:28,422 --> 00:22:32,052
No. There's no way Patty
Bladell is a serial killer.
427
00:22:32,509 --> 00:22:34,259
- I'm not so sure.
- Well...
428
00:22:34,845 --> 00:22:35,845
I'm also looking at
429
00:22:35,929 --> 00:22:38,639
Heather Kristina Pamela
Kendall Jackson Johnson.
430
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,064
- You know, the runner-up behind Patty.
- Hm-mm.
431
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:44,773
You know she went to compete
in another region and won.
432
00:22:45,105 --> 00:22:47,855
Now that sounds like a girl
who'd do anything to win.
433
00:22:47,941 --> 00:22:49,361
I'm not waiting for another murder,
434
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,395
so I'm going to State on my own dime.
435
00:22:51,486 --> 00:22:52,486
All right.
436
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,491
There's just one problem.
437
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,121
I don't know anything
about the pageant world.
438
00:22:59,453 --> 00:23:00,873
That's why I called you.
439
00:23:01,163 --> 00:23:03,623
You were a pageant dad
for so long with Magnolia,
440
00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:06,453
I figured you could help
me navigate the waters,
441
00:23:06,454 --> 00:23:07,500
give me the inside track.
442
00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:10,923
Of course, especially if I
can help catch Roxy's killer.
443
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,304
Great. Then you can share my hotel room.
444
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:17,393
Y... Your hotel room?
445
00:23:17,471 --> 00:23:21,061
It's a pageant weekend, and the
hotel's almost completely booked.
446
00:23:22,642 --> 00:23:24,442
- I got us the last room.
- Yeah.
447
00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:30,975
Ready? And five, six, seven, eight.
448
00:23:31,068 --> 00:23:36,318
And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
449
00:23:36,406 --> 00:23:41,116
And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
450
00:23:41,203 --> 00:23:42,953
Dang it!
451
00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:44,498
Patty, it's not that hard.
452
00:23:45,665 --> 00:23:46,665
Hm?
453
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:49,455
It's just one, two, shave that cake,
454
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:53,965
pop that Tic Tac, 'round the
world, and jazz feet. Now you try.
455
00:23:54,174 --> 00:23:57,724
No! This is the 45th talent
I've tried! I'm worthless!
456
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,103
Calm down! We will get it!
457
00:23:59,179 --> 00:24:00,583
Do you really have to
be here every second?
458
00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:02,259
Why can't you just leave me alone?
459
00:24:02,432 --> 00:24:05,892
- Because you are fragile.
- What's that supposed to mean?
460
00:24:07,729 --> 00:24:09,269
You just broke up with Brick.
461
00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:11,952
And we both know what
happened the last time
462
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,573
- a relationship didn't work out.
- What happened?
463
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,153
- Nothing!
- Nothing!
464
00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:19,529
Bob, back off. You are making me angry.
465
00:24:20,951 --> 00:24:24,541
Hey, why don't we take
advantage of this rage?
466
00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:27,039
I could teach you capoeira.
467
00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:28,746
What's capoeira?
468
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,964
It's an Afro-Brazilian discipline
that blends martial arts and dancing.
469
00:24:32,045 --> 00:24:36,933
- It's perfect!
- You mean a Korean-American guy is gonna teach
470
00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:40,718
a Caucasian girl an
Afro-Brazilian dance?
471
00:24:40,804 --> 00:24:43,394
Isn't that cultural appropriation?
472
00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:45,563
At some point, doesn't it
all just cancel itself out?
473
00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:56,820
It took me a minute to get up
to speed, but Henry was right.
474
00:24:56,903 --> 00:24:58,413
I was a capoeira natural.
475
00:24:59,489 --> 00:25:01,409
I had finally found my talent.
476
00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:03,871
Plus, I had found the
solution to my bingeing.
477
00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:07,039
With Henry around, I
totally forgot about eating.
478
00:25:07,122 --> 00:25:09,752
And we were dancing so much,
I didn't have to go to the gym.
479
00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:12,997
But while this should've
been the hottest montage ever,
480
00:25:13,462 --> 00:25:16,722
I had my coach as a constant
cockblocking companion.
481
00:25:23,430 --> 00:25:25,430
I still felt like I was starving,
482
00:25:25,515 --> 00:25:27,225
but this time, not for food.
483
00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:28,559
Leave room for Jesus!
484
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,906
And the student surpasses the teacher.
485
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,660
Nope.
486
00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:48,709
We leave for State tomorrow,
487
00:25:48,788 --> 00:25:51,628
and you need to get home
and get a good night's rest.
488
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,747
I'll drive. She'll call ya.
489
00:25:57,464 --> 00:25:59,724
I just wish Bob would
leave me and Henry alone.
490
00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:01,759
- Feels like we're soul mates.
- Soul mates?
491
00:26:02,052 --> 00:26:04,512
You guys have known each
other for, what, three weeks?
492
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:07,096
Four! But it feels like my whole life.
493
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:10,189
Plus, we've been spending
every waking moment together.
494
00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,728
It all seems kind of fast. I
mean, you just broke up with Brick.
495
00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:17,403
Look, before I met Henry, I was a mess.
496
00:26:17,734 --> 00:26:20,284
I was broken and self-destructive.
497
00:26:20,904 --> 00:26:23,164
But now, I... I have a great talent,
498
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,580
I have a hot guy, and I'm
totally gonna win State!
499
00:26:26,117 --> 00:26:28,037
And Brick will be totally jealous.
500
00:26:28,411 --> 00:26:30,831
- So, this is about Brick.
- No!
501
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:32,289
This is about me!
502
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,998
Henry is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
503
00:26:35,544 --> 00:26:36,674
How is OA?
504
00:26:37,003 --> 00:26:39,483
I mean, aren't you supposed to
not, like, date for a year or...
505
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,128
Whatever. That's a dumb rule.
506
00:26:41,591 --> 00:26:44,391
And besides, ever since I met Henry,
I haven't even thought about food.
507
00:26:44,427 --> 00:26:47,927
Maybe that's because you've
replaced one addiction with another.
508
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:49,469
Can't you just be happy for me?
509
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,055
Not everyone takes
things as slowly as you.
510
00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,348
What's that supposed to mean?
511
00:26:54,437 --> 00:26:57,937
Nonnie, I mean, you and Dee have
been dating for, what, three months?
512
00:26:58,024 --> 00:26:59,784
And you still haven't
swiped your V card?
513
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:01,738
That's not my fault!
514
00:27:02,571 --> 00:27:04,071
She keeps canceling on me!
515
00:27:04,739 --> 00:27:06,174
She's using college as an excuse,
516
00:27:06,175 --> 00:27:08,330
but maybe she's just not that into me.
517
00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:11,790
Or maybe you need to just
up the romance factor.
518
00:27:11,871 --> 00:27:16,041
Drive over there! Surprise her!
Bring dinner or flowers, or...
519
00:27:16,918 --> 00:27:19,748
you know, toys, accessories.
520
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,008
- Oh, my God!
- Henry!
521
00:27:21,089 --> 00:27:22,769
I thought we were about
to get ax-murdered!
522
00:27:23,258 --> 00:27:24,258
- Hi!
- Hey!
523
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,300
Henry, this is Nonnie.
Nonnie, this is Henry.
524
00:27:27,387 --> 00:27:29,007
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
525
00:27:29,306 --> 00:27:32,556
Well, I thought we could use
some alone time, away from Bob.
526
00:27:34,311 --> 00:27:35,601
And that's my cue.
527
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,188
Love you. Thanks, Nonnie. Bye.
528
00:28:11,306 --> 00:28:12,306
Patty!
529
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,900
Patty! Sweetie, are you awake?
530
00:28:16,978 --> 00:28:18,358
Yes, Mom! Hang on!
531
00:28:20,523 --> 00:28:21,523
Crap. I'm late!
532
00:28:22,442 --> 00:28:24,152
- Hey, wake up!
- Hey.
533
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:26,695
- We fell asleep. You've gotta go!
- Last night was...
534
00:28:26,780 --> 00:28:29,950
Yeah, listen. Please just get dressed.
535
00:28:30,033 --> 00:28:32,833
- Patty! Open this door right now!
- Bob?
536
00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,673
Bob, I can explain!
537
00:28:36,748 --> 00:28:39,288
Now I know why you aren't
answering any of my calls!
538
00:28:39,376 --> 00:28:41,496
Everybody just calm down.
539
00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:45,836
Do you have any idea how
important this is for her? And you!
540
00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:48,644
You let her have a boy sleep
over the night before State?
541
00:28:48,718 --> 00:28:50,428
I didn't know.
542
00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:53,772
That's even worse. This is the
most important day of her life!
543
00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:55,385
She doesn't care.
544
00:28:57,435 --> 00:28:58,975
If she did, she'd be coming with us.
545
00:29:01,147 --> 00:29:02,227
I have to go to work.
546
00:29:06,486 --> 00:29:07,776
You should apologize.
547
00:29:07,862 --> 00:29:09,992
Why? I'm not the one who keeps bailing.
548
00:29:11,324 --> 00:29:12,534
I want Henry to come with us.
549
00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,407
Absolutely not!
550
00:29:14,869 --> 00:29:18,669
Finish getting dressed, and meet
me downstairs in five minutes!
551
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:25,377
It's okay. I'll drive up
tomorrow, in time for the pageant.
552
00:29:25,922 --> 00:29:27,762
You would do that for me?
553
00:29:27,841 --> 00:29:28,971
Of course I would.
554
00:29:30,677 --> 00:29:31,677
I love y...
555
00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:33,303
Pageants!
556
00:29:33,388 --> 00:29:35,928
- I love pageants, yes.
- You love pageants?
557
00:29:36,015 --> 00:29:39,725
Yeah, I'm not usually the guy
that says he loves pageants.
558
00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:40,811
Like ever.
559
00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:44,402
It's just these past few
weeks have been incredible.
560
00:29:44,691 --> 00:29:48,361
I think that I love pageants too.
561
00:29:51,781 --> 00:29:52,991
Nonnie was wrong.
562
00:29:53,074 --> 00:29:55,084
Henry wasn't just a replacement drug.
563
00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:58,623
He was my cure, and I
wasn't ever gonna let him go.
564
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,261
You okay?
565
00:30:08,089 --> 00:30:10,429
My gosh! I should've stayed away.
566
00:30:11,593 --> 00:30:14,393
No matter what I do, I always
manage to fuck things up with her.
567
00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:16,013
We all mess up.
568
00:30:16,598 --> 00:30:20,308
I mess up with Brick all the time.
569
00:30:20,769 --> 00:30:22,189
Doesn't mean I stop trying.
570
00:30:23,938 --> 00:30:26,978
If I can find common ground with my dad,
571
00:30:27,442 --> 00:30:29,242
I mean, anything is possible.
572
00:30:29,819 --> 00:30:32,909
So, stop feeling sorry for
yourself and just do better.
573
00:30:32,989 --> 00:30:33,989
And...
574
00:30:34,282 --> 00:30:35,282
take it from me,
575
00:30:35,825 --> 00:30:37,575
nobody's better off without a mom.
576
00:30:38,077 --> 00:30:39,577
All right, yeah.
577
00:30:40,747 --> 00:30:42,207
All right. Ready to go.
578
00:30:42,624 --> 00:30:43,884
Well, good luck, sweetie.
579
00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:46,088
I know you're gonna be amazing.
580
00:31:01,142 --> 00:31:05,612
I decided to take Patty's advice
and give Dee a sexy surprise.
581
00:31:05,688 --> 00:31:06,978
Oh, shit!
582
00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:10,025
But since I had zero experience
in the sexy department,
583
00:31:10,109 --> 00:31:11,529
I figured I might need backup.
584
00:31:13,988 --> 00:31:16,658
Dee was supposed to be studying,
so what was with the suitcase?
585
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:17,741
What the hell?
586
00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:21,326
Was she going on a secret
weekend getaway without me?
587
00:31:23,998 --> 00:31:25,538
I did what a cop would do.
588
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:28,625
Follow the suspect and collect
as much evidence as possible.
589
00:31:31,381 --> 00:31:32,551
Oh, my God!
590
00:31:32,632 --> 00:31:34,682
Y'all look so Korean!
591
00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:38,597
Dixie, I need the weekend off.
592
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,560
No way! Today is hair.
593
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,600
Tomorrow is optional plastic surgery.
594
00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:46,147
Fine. No job is more important
than showing up for my daughter.
595
00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:47,229
I quit.
596
00:31:49,524 --> 00:31:50,984
- What?
- Me too!
597
00:31:51,401 --> 00:31:53,951
I googled what it says on my
name tag! It doesn't say Carly.
598
00:31:54,028 --> 00:31:55,108
It says "cock face."
599
00:31:55,196 --> 00:31:57,366
Um, you can't just leave Korea
600
00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:58,488
without permission!
601
00:31:58,575 --> 00:32:00,785
That's the wrong Korea, idiot!
602
00:32:00,869 --> 00:32:02,789
- You know what? I'm quitting too!
- What?
603
00:32:05,248 --> 00:32:08,418
- Now I'm stuck with this haircut!
- What? No! I don't think so!
604
00:32:09,002 --> 00:32:10,042
- Hey!
- Peace out!
605
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,298
You can't just walk
away with your uniforms!
606
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,590
What is going on? Why
is everyone leaving?
607
00:32:14,674 --> 00:32:16,634
Apparently they all hate Korea.
608
00:32:16,718 --> 00:32:19,138
There's more to being Korean
than just K-pop, Dixie.
609
00:32:19,762 --> 00:32:22,182
Look, I get it. You've
been through a lot.
610
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,140
It makes sense you'd be spinning out.
611
00:32:24,225 --> 00:32:25,435
I am not spinning out!
612
00:32:27,437 --> 00:32:29,077
I just wanted to be
a part of the family,
613
00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:32,727
and I thought maybe if I embraced
my new cultural identity...
614
00:32:32,817 --> 00:32:34,937
You already are a part
of the family, Dixie.
615
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:38,236
We came all the way here from
Minnesota just to find you.
616
00:32:39,115 --> 00:32:41,235
Why do you think I've been
hanging out here every day?
617
00:32:44,287 --> 00:32:45,827
I wanted to get to know my sister.
618
00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:50,083
Oh.
619
00:32:50,793 --> 00:32:52,133
You're really sweet.
620
00:32:52,712 --> 00:32:56,882
Are you sure we're blood
related? Because you are so hot.
621
00:32:59,135 --> 00:33:00,885
Good guys do give to charity.
622
00:33:02,096 --> 00:33:03,096
Good guys...
623
00:33:03,556 --> 00:33:04,636
don't catcall women.
624
00:33:04,724 --> 00:33:07,024
Good guys do wipe the toilet seat.
625
00:33:07,101 --> 00:33:08,101
Good guys...
626
00:33:08,728 --> 00:33:10,938
don't think no means yes.
627
00:33:11,397 --> 00:33:12,817
Brick, what is this?
628
00:33:13,441 --> 00:33:15,571
It's "Good Guys Do and Good Guys Don't."
629
00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:16,862
It's my new YouTube channel.
630
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,910
You are always telling me that
I'm such a good guy, so I figure
631
00:33:19,989 --> 00:33:21,779
why not teach other guys to be good too?
632
00:33:22,909 --> 00:33:24,457
Good guys do open the door for a lady.
633
00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,080
Good guys don't fart in an elevator.
634
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,083
- Why are you laughing?
- I'm sorry because
635
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,270
you're being so serious, and...
but you're talking about farting!
636
00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:35,292
- It's funny!
- No, it is serious!
637
00:33:35,293 --> 00:33:37,795
It's super rude to fart
in an elevator! Not funny!
638
00:33:38,675 --> 00:33:41,425
You're right. It's... It's not funny.
639
00:33:41,928 --> 00:33:44,008
It's... totally perfect.
640
00:33:44,764 --> 00:33:48,434
And totally you, in
the best possible way.
641
00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:52,982
Uh, good guys don't kiss girls
642
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,304
who just told them they're
trying to focus on themselves.
643
00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:03,566
Do you think this hotel has a gym?
644
00:34:04,117 --> 00:34:05,407
There's no time for that!
645
00:34:05,493 --> 00:34:07,123
We should go over the itinerary,
646
00:34:07,203 --> 00:34:09,306
decide what you're gonna wear
for the meet and greet with...
647
00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:12,078
Gloria Reyes?
648
00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,786
I didn't realize she was gonna be here!
649
00:34:13,876 --> 00:34:15,916
That must be a last minute
addition to the schedule!
650
00:34:15,962 --> 00:34:16,962
Who is Gloria Reyes?
651
00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:20,925
Only a former Miss
Philippines and Miss Universe,
652
00:34:21,009 --> 00:34:23,929
and the fiercest pageant
coach on the planet!
653
00:34:24,012 --> 00:34:26,812
It is imperative that you
make a good impression!
654
00:34:26,889 --> 00:34:28,559
Why? It's just a meet and greet.
655
00:34:28,641 --> 00:34:30,981
These meet and greets are a ruse!
656
00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:32,520
They say they're just casual,
657
00:34:32,523 --> 00:34:33,554
a way for the contestants
658
00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:36,023
to get to know each
other and have a photo op,
659
00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:37,897
but Gloria is a spy.
660
00:34:38,317 --> 00:34:41,397
She will be watching all of you from
the second you walk in that door,
661
00:34:41,738 --> 00:34:44,658
and she could have a huge
influence on the judges' decision.
662
00:34:44,741 --> 00:34:46,741
Oh, my God! She's here!
663
00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,134
She's a legend. I've met her before.
664
00:34:58,212 --> 00:34:59,212
I'll introduce ya.
665
00:35:01,382 --> 00:35:03,302
Excuse me. Miss Reyes?
666
00:35:03,676 --> 00:35:04,796
I'm Bob Armstrong.
667
00:35:04,886 --> 00:35:06,426
We've actually met before.
668
00:35:06,512 --> 00:35:08,102
Are you the fellow who parked my Benz?
669
00:35:08,556 --> 00:35:10,676
Hm... no. I'm a pageant coach.
670
00:35:11,059 --> 00:35:14,439
We sat next to each other at the
welcome brunch for Miss Beeftips.
671
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,070
It's not important that you remember me,
672
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:21,148
but I promise you will remember
my client, Patty Bladell!
673
00:35:21,235 --> 00:35:23,145
Patty! Now is not the ti...
674
00:35:23,237 --> 00:35:26,157
Your client might want
to work on her manners,
675
00:35:26,783 --> 00:35:28,203
Mr. Barnstrong.
676
00:35:33,081 --> 00:35:36,171
I knew Henry was a bad
influence. You're obsessed!
677
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,420
I'm not!
678
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:40,052
I told you to make a good impression!
679
00:35:40,129 --> 00:35:42,299
This could be devastating
to your chances!
680
00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:44,471
Who knows what Gloria's
gonna tell the judges or...
681
00:35:44,550 --> 00:35:45,760
It'll be fine!
682
00:35:47,595 --> 00:35:49,595
I am gonna make a
great impression! Look!
683
00:35:50,807 --> 00:35:51,887
Your dress!
684
00:35:53,643 --> 00:35:54,693
It's too big!
685
00:35:54,769 --> 00:35:57,559
I know! I'm thinner! Isn't it amazing?
686
00:35:57,647 --> 00:35:59,687
No! The pageant is tomorrow!
687
00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:02,753
I'll have to call the concierge and
see if they have a sewing machine.
688
00:36:02,777 --> 00:36:05,447
But aren't you proud
of me for losing weight?
689
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:06,990
I never told you to lose weight.
690
00:36:10,827 --> 00:36:11,907
Have you been eating?
691
00:36:12,578 --> 00:36:14,458
You mean overeating? No!
692
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,119
When I'm with Henry, I don't want to!
693
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:18,769
I'm telling you, he's like the
best thing that has ever happened...
694
00:36:18,793 --> 00:36:21,753
I mean, have you been eating at all?
695
00:36:21,838 --> 00:36:23,668
Well, I'm not bingeing.
696
00:36:23,756 --> 00:36:25,416
I'm losing weight. What is the problem?
697
00:36:25,508 --> 00:36:27,258
The problem is I'm concerned.
698
00:36:27,343 --> 00:36:29,723
You have issues with food,
you've been acting erratic,
699
00:36:29,804 --> 00:36:31,604
and that dress fit before.
700
00:36:32,265 --> 00:36:33,805
Are you starving yourself?
701
00:36:33,933 --> 00:36:37,153
Hello! I've been doing capoeira for
like eight hours a day for weeks!
702
00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:38,938
- Patty...
- This is such bullshit!
703
00:36:39,021 --> 00:36:41,731
First, my mom bails on me. Now
you're just assuming the worst.
704
00:36:41,816 --> 00:36:43,026
Is anyone on my side?
705
00:36:43,109 --> 00:36:44,649
Of cour... I am on your side.
706
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:47,905
Great! Then can you just get a
sewing machine and fix my dress?
707
00:36:47,989 --> 00:36:49,029
I have to change.
708
00:36:50,658 --> 00:36:54,118
Can you promise me that you will
eat something at the meet and greet?
709
00:36:54,203 --> 00:36:55,203
I promise.
710
00:36:55,621 --> 00:36:56,981
You know what? I'm going with you.
711
00:36:57,039 --> 00:36:58,619
You can't! No coaches allowed!
712
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,250
Bob, please.
713
00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:01,838
Don't make this weird.
714
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,670
Just go. I have to get dressed.
715
00:37:08,509 --> 00:37:12,469
You're too old to be one of my
kids, and I'm not into brunettes,
716
00:37:12,555 --> 00:37:13,885
so who the hell are you?
717
00:37:13,973 --> 00:37:16,603
Oh, I'm Coralee Armstrong.
718
00:37:17,351 --> 00:37:21,021
I own Tampazzle, or you
might know it as Tampoozle.
719
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:22,519
Where the hell is Regina?
720
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,357
Oh, she's on the run from the law.
721
00:37:26,068 --> 00:37:27,068
Attagirl!
722
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,160
Which means she won't
be involved anymore.
723
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,750
And while Regina being
a criminal herself
724
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,584
might be okay with this
situation, I am not.
725
00:37:35,661 --> 00:37:38,751
So I just wanted to let you know
that I have signed a letter of intent,
726
00:37:39,081 --> 00:37:40,926
and I'm planning on reimbursing you
727
00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:43,591
just as soon as I find another investor.
728
00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:46,211
One that's more, um...
729
00:37:47,173 --> 00:37:48,383
What's the word?
730
00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:50,550
Legitimate.
731
00:37:51,385 --> 00:37:52,635
Oh!
732
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,060
Well, um...
733
00:37:54,597 --> 00:37:55,887
what's the word?
734
00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:57,894
No fuckin' way!
735
00:37:59,018 --> 00:38:00,098
Excuse me?
736
00:38:00,186 --> 00:38:02,646
Just because Regina's
out doesn't mean I am!
737
00:38:03,189 --> 00:38:05,939
Who exactly do you think you are?
738
00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:09,822
I am the boss.
739
00:38:10,196 --> 00:38:13,776
Okay? Because you are in there,
740
00:38:13,866 --> 00:38:16,036
and I am out here.
741
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:18,827
And there is nothing
you can do about it.
742
00:38:40,601 --> 00:38:41,941
Bob was dead wrong.
743
00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:44,019
If I wanted to make a
good impression on Gloria,
744
00:38:44,105 --> 00:38:46,015
eating was the last
thing I was about to do.
745
00:38:46,107 --> 00:38:50,397
Welcome, Miss Georgia
American Lady contestants!
746
00:38:50,486 --> 00:38:54,406
I am Candy Mullholland,
this year's pageant director.
747
00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:57,830
We are so excited...
748
00:38:57,910 --> 00:39:01,000
Was that Heather Kristina
Pamela Kendall Jackson Johnson?
749
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,960
... our very special guest with
us tonight, Miss Gloria Reyes!
750
00:39:10,965 --> 00:39:12,465
What are you doing here?
751
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:13,880
Didn't I beat you at Regionals?
752
00:39:13,968 --> 00:39:16,598
I competed in another region and won.
753
00:39:16,929 --> 00:39:18,679
And who cares?
754
00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:22,768
The only reason you're here
is because you murdered Roxy.
755
00:39:23,311 --> 00:39:24,561
- Killer!
- Runner-up.
756
00:39:27,815 --> 00:39:31,355
It's no wonder nobody
wants to be around you.
757
00:39:31,444 --> 00:39:32,884
I thought we were past that?
758
00:39:32,945 --> 00:39:34,275
After Roxy's memorial.
759
00:39:34,363 --> 00:39:35,993
I guess you thought wrong.
760
00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,413
You never get past being a killer.
761
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:40,577
Heather was right.
762
00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:43,905
It didn't matter if I got a
revenge body or a hotter guy.
763
00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:45,665
I was still me.
764
00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:48,587
So what was the point of
trying to be in control?
765
00:40:13,861 --> 00:40:14,901
Patty Bladell!
766
00:40:15,529 --> 00:40:17,239
It's your turn to sit with Gloria.
767
00:40:18,157 --> 00:40:20,077
I should've been worried
she'd heard the rumor.
768
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,658
But now all I could
think about was pizza.
769
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,040
Hello, Patty. It's
nice to see you again.
770
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,713
You have become quite
infamous around here.
771
00:40:30,211 --> 00:40:31,211
What do you mean?
772
00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:32,545
I heard a little rumor.
773
00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:35,930
That you killed Roxy Graham.
774
00:40:36,592 --> 00:40:38,721
- Who told you?
- That Heather girl
775
00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:41,563
with that exceptionally
long and stupid name.
776
00:40:42,014 --> 00:40:43,224
She's telling everyone.
777
00:40:44,016 --> 00:40:45,016
Oh, my God.
778
00:40:45,393 --> 00:40:47,193
I can't imagine what
you must think of me now.
779
00:40:47,269 --> 00:40:48,519
What I think
780
00:40:48,604 --> 00:40:50,484
is that I'm impressed.
781
00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:54,281
It seems that you and I have something
more in common than I thought.
782
00:40:55,361 --> 00:40:56,361
What do you mean?
783
00:40:56,404 --> 00:40:58,914
The night before I won Miss Universe,
784
00:40:59,865 --> 00:41:04,075
everyone was talking about
how my father was the leader
785
00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:06,661
of the most notorious
gang in the Philippines.
786
00:41:07,081 --> 00:41:08,711
And if anyone beat me,
787
00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:11,791
they would meet the
wrong end of a machete.
788
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:13,710
Was it true?
789
00:41:13,796 --> 00:41:14,836
Doesn't matter.
790
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,260
Everyone was so terrified of me,
791
00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:19,682
they couldn't focus.
792
00:41:20,428 --> 00:41:21,928
That rumor helped me win.
793
00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:24,347
So can you.
794
00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:26,888
It doesn't matter. I'll
still be the same person.
795
00:41:27,309 --> 00:41:30,229
No, you won't! Don't you get it?
796
00:41:31,188 --> 00:41:33,438
Nobody talks about my father anymore.
797
00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:34,944
Nobody cares.
798
00:41:35,609 --> 00:41:37,399
All they can see is the crown.
799
00:41:38,446 --> 00:41:39,526
And once you get it,
800
00:41:40,531 --> 00:41:41,951
the past is erased.
801
00:41:43,325 --> 00:41:44,985
And then I'll be happy?
802
00:41:45,077 --> 00:41:47,287
Happiness is for princesses.
803
00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,246
Queens take control.
804
00:41:51,959 --> 00:41:57,009
Why do you think I started that rumor
about my father in the first place?
805
00:41:57,465 --> 00:41:58,875
Gloria was right.
806
00:41:58,966 --> 00:42:00,626
Queens take control.
807
00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,798
Which meant I was gonna do
whatever it took to get that crown.
808
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:11,903
Detective? What are you doing here?
809
00:42:11,979 --> 00:42:13,189
Are you still following Patty?
810
00:42:13,272 --> 00:42:14,982
I'm here on official police business.
811
00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:17,815
I can't talk about it without
compromising the investigation.
812
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:20,242
What about compromising
my client's reputation
813
00:42:20,321 --> 00:42:22,781
and her chances at the
biggest pageant of her career?
814
00:42:22,865 --> 00:42:24,485
Is there a problem, Bob?
815
00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:27,119
Makin' another public scene?
816
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:28,541
What?
817
00:42:28,621 --> 00:42:30,041
Are you two here together?
818
00:42:30,372 --> 00:42:33,252
Well, that is none of your business.
819
00:42:33,334 --> 00:42:34,714
You know what? I don't even care.
820
00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:36,354
- I don't even care!
- You know what?
821
00:42:36,378 --> 00:42:39,718
Why don't we just take a breath? Hmm?
822
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:42,720
Let's just go...
823
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:44,720
grab a drink at the bar.
824
00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:46,973
There's no reason why
we can't all get along.
825
00:42:47,056 --> 00:42:48,176
There's a ton of reasons.
826
00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:51,135
Yeah, do me a favor. Just
stay away from my client.
827
00:42:56,273 --> 00:42:58,403
I couldn't afford any distractions.
828
00:42:58,484 --> 00:43:00,994
I didn't want to make the same
mistake my dad did with my mom.
829
00:43:01,570 --> 00:43:04,280
I needed to keep my eye on the prize.
830
00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:06,120
Where the hell was Patty?
831
00:43:07,034 --> 00:43:08,914
I had done the math on that pizza,
832
00:43:08,994 --> 00:43:10,914
and I had just enough
time to burn it off.
833
00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:12,956
I'd lock myself in my room, work out,
834
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,170
and not eat until after the pageant.
835
00:43:15,251 --> 00:43:17,501
I wasn't gonna let anything stop me.
836
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:25,000
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