1 00:00:46,739 --> 00:00:47,699 Thank you, Ben. 2 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:51,220 Tell your mother she's an angel, cooking for all us oldies. 3 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,299 When's the driving test? -This afternoon. 4 00:01:14,299 --> 00:01:15,980 You got a girlfriend yet? 5 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:17,619 Oh, no, no. Not yet, no. 6 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:30,980 Don't forget. Hand brake, mirror and turn. 7 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:39,539 My name is Roger, and I'm your driving examiner for today. 8 00:01:41,539 --> 00:01:45,379 I'd like you to approach the next roundabout and take the first exit. 9 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:51,539 No, that was the first exit, please. You're still going round. 10 00:01:57,420 --> 00:02:00,299 In a moment, I'm going to strike the dashboard. 11 00:02:00,339 --> 00:02:03,180 When I do, I'd like you to make an emergency stop. 12 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:07,500 Emergency stop, please. 13 00:02:07,539 --> 00:02:08,939 Stop the car. 14 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:10,380 Stop! 15 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:31,300 Never mind, darling. 16 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,260 I crashed the car. 17 00:02:33,299 --> 00:02:35,100 Well, you were nervous. 18 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:40,100 Mum, do you think I should have some proper lessons with a teacher? 19 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:46,419 I've been driving for 25 years. You just need more practice. 20 00:02:46,459 --> 00:02:47,859 Seat belt, please. 21 00:02:48,299 --> 00:02:51,140 * Oh, come to my heart, Lord Jesus * 22 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:55,220 * There is room in my heart for Thee * 23 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:58,820 * Just fill me with your presence Lord * 24 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,180 * I want you to be * 25 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:06,939 * Redeemed * 26 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:08,739 Good! 27 00:03:12,219 --> 00:03:13,580 Bye, Sarah. -Bye, Peter. 28 00:03:13,619 --> 00:03:15,780 Bye. See you next Sunday. -Bye, guys. See you on Sunday. 29 00:03:15,819 --> 00:03:17,219 See you, Peter. 30 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:19,219 I know a lot of the guys teaching Religious Education at Coventry. 31 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,939 It's a hell of a competitive course now, 32 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:25,380 very new science, philosophy, culture. Very rounded, very sexy. 33 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:26,859 Lovely. 34 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:30,819 Obviously I can't take Ben's exams for him, but I can... 35 00:03:30,859 --> 00:03:34,019 I can definitely recommend him. 36 00:03:34,059 --> 00:03:36,980 Thank you, Peter. Isn't that wonderful, Ben? 37 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:38,380 Thanks. 38 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:42,740 Ben really knows his Bible. It's just the academics he struggles with. 39 00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:44,540 Maths was always my problem. 40 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:47,339 Ben and maths. Don't even talk about it. 41 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:52,380 Peter was just telling us about his thoughts for an International Day, 42 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,779 with all the different parish faiths swapping ideas. 43 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,300 I thought it sounded wonderful. 44 00:03:56,339 --> 00:03:58,619 I'm not sure Finchley Central's quite ready 45 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:00,939 for Peter's particular bra of evangelism. 46 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:04,580 No need to be sarcastic, Robert. At least he's trying. 47 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:15,499 May I offer you some more, Mr. Finley? 48 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:19,699 How is your room, Mr. Fincham? Did you manage any sleep this afternoon? 49 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:24,460 Ben took his driving test today. He did very well. 50 00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:26,139 Just a few things to iron out. 51 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:28,740 Of course, now we've got the summer holidays ahead of us, 52 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:30,740 we can spend even more time in the car. 53 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:32,220 There you are. 54 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,980 How's my grown-up boy? 55 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,059 Your father and I have been talking. 56 00:04:55,259 --> 00:04:57,260 Now that Mr. Fincham's staying with us, 57 00:04:57,699 --> 00:05:00,579 it might be thoughtful if we all contributed a little money 58 00:05:00,619 --> 00:05:03,020 towards getting him back on his feet. 59 00:05:03,059 --> 00:05:04,460 What do you think? 60 00:05:04,499 --> 00:05:05,859 Who is Mr. Fincham? 61 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:09,579 Mr. Fincham came to me asking for shelter. 62 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:13,260 He'd heard that I like to help people. 63 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:16,020 But how long is he staying for? 64 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:18,660 Darling, he ran over his own wife. 65 00:05:18,699 --> 00:05:21,220 He must take as long as he needs. 66 00:05:22,619 --> 00:05:25,860 I thought if you got a summer job, 67 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:29,459 you might put some of the money towards helping Mr. Fincham. 68 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,420 Ask yourselves this question. 69 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:13,780 How is a person truly free until they can think and act for themselves? 70 00:06:15,699 --> 00:06:20,299 God gave us free will so that we could choose his love. 71 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:25,619 You see, he wanted us to understand our commitment, to be grown-up about it. 72 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:28,100 If you say to me, "Am I a Christian?" 73 00:06:28,579 --> 00:06:30,020 I say to you, 74 00:06:30,499 --> 00:06:35,140 "If you strive to do good, then you're a Christian. " 75 00:06:35,179 --> 00:06:37,379 Hand brake, mirror, turn. 76 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:44,340 If you don't seek to hurt or betray others, 77 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:48,340 you're a Christian. 78 00:06:48,379 --> 00:06:51,659 If you're true to yourself and treat others as you'd have them treat you, 79 00:06:54,499 --> 00:06:57,499 you're a Christian. 80 00:06:57,539 --> 00:07:03,060 The more a person parades their Christianity for the benefit of others, 81 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:04,900 the less I'm inclined to trust 82 00:07:04,939 --> 00:07:06,980 the Christianity they claim to bring. 83 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:10,780 God tells us 84 00:07:10,819 --> 00:07:15,140 true faith is the freedom to choose truth. 85 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:19,900 Now, how you express that, 86 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,780 the way, the manner, the means at your disposal, 87 00:07:21,819 --> 00:07:25,579 these things are of no consequence, be you Christian or atheist, 88 00:07:26,539 --> 00:07:28,499 unless in your heart 89 00:07:30,419 --> 00:07:31,819 you are true. 90 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,579 Hello? 91 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:27,820 Sod you, you little buggers! 92 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:30,659 Bloody... Bloody hell! 93 00:08:30,699 --> 00:08:34,500 Come on! You utterly sodding bastards, cut! 94 00:08:40,939 --> 00:08:41,859 How are you? 95 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,260 You're Ben. 96 00:08:45,299 --> 00:08:49,699 Found the house all right? Marvelous. Shall we stroll? 97 00:08:50,179 --> 00:08:52,099 Now, then, we talked on the telephone? -Yes. 98 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:53,500 What did I say? 99 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:55,460 You said you needed some help round the house. 100 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,260 Did I mention camping? 101 00:08:58,299 --> 00:09:00,459 No. You said you might need an escort. 102 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,659 Yeah, well, I travel occasionally. 103 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,540 Theatrical engagements. 104 00:09:04,579 --> 00:09:06,500 I take it you're a Christian? 105 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:07,940 Excuse me? 106 00:09:08,419 --> 00:09:11,780 Well, I make it a policy always to advertise in Hello Jesus. 107 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,659 As a single woman, I'm acutely aware 108 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,019 of the dangers of sexual assault by younger men, 109 00:09:16,059 --> 00:09:20,899 though, sadly, God is no longer the insurance policy he once was. 110 00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:25,699 Or am I just old-fashioned? Now, then, a few house rules. 111 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:29,500 At home, I'm never Dame Eve, only Evie. 112 00:09:29,539 --> 00:09:32,900 Meals are taken in the kitchen, unless I happen to be entertaining, 113 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:39,699 in which case I shall ask you to serve a few drinks, some canapes... 114 00:09:39,739 --> 00:09:43,260 I pay 6p an hour, which is a pound more than McDonald's 115 00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:46,260 So if that is unsatisfactory I suggest you go and work for them, 116 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,420 though how you can consider such a thing 117 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:50,540 in all good conscience, I really don't know. 118 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,740 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 119 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,579 Sorry... Monday to Friday, 11:00 to 4:00, 120 00:09:55,619 --> 00:09:57,939 and every alternate weekend lunch included. 121 00:10:00,339 --> 00:10:02,140 Yes or no? 122 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:03,940 Um... Yes. 123 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:07,140 Oh, excellent. 124 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:09,979 Well, we do seem to be getting along famously, don't we, Ben? 125 00:10:10,939 --> 00:10:12,260 Now, I'll show you around. 126 00:10:19,779 --> 00:10:20,739 Hi, Ben. 127 00:10:20,779 --> 00:10:21,699 Hi. 128 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:24,500 Been swimming? 129 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:27,859 Um, yeah. 130 00:10:29,779 --> 00:10:30,740 What are you all dressed up for? 131 00:10:31,219 --> 00:10:32,419 I've got a job. 132 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,580 Doing what? 133 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,060 Looking after a lady in Hampstead. 134 00:10:35,099 --> 00:10:37,459 Lucky lady. 135 00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:41,219 So where are you going now, Ben? 136 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:42,380 I was just walking. 137 00:10:42,419 --> 00:10:48,339 I thought maybe if you were going, we could, you know, walk. 138 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:50,739 Okay. 139 00:10:51,579 --> 00:10:52,580 See you. 140 00:10:59,219 --> 00:11:03,060 You know, after last Bible class, Peter walked me home. 141 00:11:03,099 --> 00:11:05,940 He says he likes sharing his thoughts with me. 142 00:11:05,979 --> 00:11:07,379 He says there's an incredible witnessing 143 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:09,299 going on in a church in Hackney. 144 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:12,660 He says he may take a group of us there next Sunday. 145 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,579 Peter's so great. 146 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:15,979 Yeah. 147 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,420 He said this, like, black priest 148 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,299 has actually flown over from America 149 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:23,219 to save the Church of England from itself. 150 00:11:23,699 --> 00:11:25,140 Can you imagine? 151 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,539 That's just so Pete. 152 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:28,979 You've got lovely hair. 153 00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:30,180 What? 154 00:11:30,219 --> 00:11:31,340 Sorry. 155 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:37,620 I've wrote you a poem. I've got it here. I could read it to you, if you like. 156 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,940 It's okay, you can just give it to me. I can read it later. 157 00:11:39,979 --> 00:11:41,459 I'd really like to read it to you. 158 00:11:41,499 --> 00:11:43,180 Really, it's okay. 159 00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:44,899 It's only five lines. 160 00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:47,939 Go on, then. Quickly. 161 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,780 * You are the harvest, God's water and wheat * 162 00:11:54,819 --> 00:11:57,099 * "Birds fly for you, sing for you* 163 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,579 * Each wing a beat of my heart for you * 164 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:02,339 * Felt for you, my clay feet * 165 00:12:02,779 --> 00:12:05,219 * I do not sing for you, do not fly for you * 166 00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:09,059 * I'm not water, I'm not wheat * 167 00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:12,500 * I would be dove, I would be hawk * 168 00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:15,939 * Your milky breasts, my strange meat * 169 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,699 What do you think? 170 00:12:20,659 --> 00:12:22,140 I'm sorry, 171 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,780 but you're just too weird. 172 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:41,020 You're walking through the desert. 173 00:12:41,059 --> 00:12:42,820 It's very, very ho t. 174 00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:45,180 Walking. Tired. 175 00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:48,620 You're walking and walking and walking. 176 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,619 And then... Over here. 177 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:55,060 You see a eucalyptus tree. 178 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,380 And then 179 00:12:58,419 --> 00:13:01,740 it's Jesus Christ himself, 180 00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:05,140 carrying his loaves and fishes. 181 00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:06,540 Now, everybody, 182 00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:09,459 quickly, quickly, sitting in the shade of the eucalyptus tree. 183 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,820 Sitting in the shade, sitting in the shade. 184 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:15,099 I'm so proud of Ben. 185 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:18,620 Not only has he found a job he's found a job helping a retired actress. 186 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,940 She's not retired. What's her name again, Ben? 187 00:13:20,979 --> 00:13:22,299 Eve Walton. 188 00:13:22,339 --> 00:13:23,859 She's a dame. 189 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,339 Eve Walton? 190 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,780 Wasn't she with the RSC years ago? 191 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:28,939 Played Ophelia. 192 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,500 I've really no idea. 193 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,940 Haven't heard her name for a while. 194 00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:35,459 That's not saying much, is it? 195 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,380 r? When was the last time you went to the theater. 196 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,140 We went to the West England last Christmas. 197 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,059 That was panto. 198 00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:44,899 I'm sure Dame Eve's never done panto. 199 00:13:44,939 --> 00:13:46,780 We must invite her over, Ben. 200 00:13:46,819 --> 00:13:49,659 Perhaps she can help us out with The Story of Christ's Miracles. 201 00:13:49,699 --> 00:13:54,180 On second thought, maybe we should save her for Peter's International Day. 202 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:58,179 Give the Muslims something to think about. 203 00:14:00,219 --> 00:14:01,619 Excuse me. 204 00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:15,059 Who is it? 205 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:15,859 Ben. 206 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:18,580 Come in. 207 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:26,260 Mum thought you might like some crumble. 208 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:37,300 What's that one? 209 00:14:37,739 --> 00:14:39,219 A skylark. 210 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,620 Skylark? 211 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:45,539 It's found mainly in the Highlands now, I think. 212 00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:48,219 Its call is a sort of chirruping... 213 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:57,900 It's not to be confused with the woodlark, which has a quieter... 214 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:02,500 Aye. 215 00:15:03,059 --> 00:15:03,939 Oh, you can borrow the book, if you like. 216 00:15:03,979 --> 00:15:05,740 It's okay. 217 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:09,620 Well, it's on the shelf. Anytime. 218 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,019 Thanks. 219 00:15:15,859 --> 00:15:17,780 Thanks for the crumble. 220 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:49,459 God, I loathe gardening. 221 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:54,780 One beastly patch of grass and my bloody back's in agony. 222 00:15:54,819 --> 00:15:58,660 And whoever made up all these ridiculous Latin names should be shot. 223 00:15:58,699 --> 00:16:01,060 Floria Fluckabundee. 224 00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:06,819 As if anyone gives a sixpenny suck what the Romans called them. 225 00:16:06,859 --> 00:16:07,699 Stop that bus! 226 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:16,979 Are these the best available seats? 227 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:21,059 I must say I prefer to sit nearer the front. 228 00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:25,100 I say, I would prefer to sit nearer the front. 229 00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:28,540 Since nobody appears to be moving, I suppose we shall have to make do. 230 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:32,219 Goodness me, somebody forgot to wash. 231 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,620 Oof! 232 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,939 Lovely London. 233 00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:43,260 Sweetie? Christmas in a lick. 234 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,620 No, thanks. 235 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:52,860 For a boy of 17, you show a lamentable lack of curiosity. 236 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,259 No doubt you're suppressed by your upbringing, 237 00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:56,179 but that's hardly enough to explain 238 00:16:56,219 --> 00:17:00,419 what frankly amounts to little short of social autism. 239 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,540 I shall have to imagine your curiosity for you. 240 00:17:02,579 --> 00:17:04,459 You're a healthy 17-year-old boy. 241 00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:06,980 You're not, of course, but you take my point. 242 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,859 You see an attractive woman living on her own. 243 00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:13,700 You wonder, "Is she a roaring lesbian?" 244 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,539 Answer, no. 245 00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:17,980 For your information, I've been married and divorced three times. 246 00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:22,339 Once to an actor, once to an English lord, and once to a Californian. 247 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:24,180 All work flings. 248 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,619 My mistake. 249 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:31,460 You, on the other hand, might well be gay. 250 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:35,659 I must introduce you to Dougal, old agent friend of mine. 251 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,860 Hopelessly queer, of course, but the old-fashioned type. 252 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,379 Bent gent. 253 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,260 I'm not gay. 254 00:17:43,299 --> 00:17:44,260 I beg your pardon? 255 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:45,700 I'm not gay. 256 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,460 Not gay, apparently. 257 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,020 Can I help? 258 00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:03,460 I wish to see your equipment. 259 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,419 My equipment? 260 00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:07,300 Show me everything you've got. 261 00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:16,860 Wait. Stop. 262 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,139 Ben. 263 00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:22,260 Can you put your shoulder under my ass? 264 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:32,099 Always dreamed of camping, even as a child. 265 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,460 Half in, half out. 266 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,859 Of course, my parents would never have dreamt of it. 267 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:41,220 The lower middle classes are the worst snobs. 268 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:43,139 You sound faintly Cockney. 269 00:18:44,099 --> 00:18:45,059 Are you? 270 00:18:46,019 --> 00:18:46,940 No. 271 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,379 No. What are you, really? 272 00:18:50,859 --> 00:18:52,739 I don't know. 273 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,779 I mean, middle class, I suppose. 274 00:18:54,819 --> 00:18:56,700 Nothing to be ashamed of. 275 00:18:56,739 --> 00:19:00,139 Middle classes are the engine room of England. 276 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,019 It's just their parents I can't stand. 277 00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:10,020 "They flee from me that sometime did me seek 278 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:14,339 "With naked foot stalking in my chamber 279 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:19,700 "I have seen them gentle, tame and meek 280 00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:23,500 "That now are wild, and do not remember 281 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,899 "That sometime they put themselves in danger 282 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,860 "To take bread at my hand" 283 00:19:28,899 --> 00:19:30,780 Any luck with this one? 284 00:19:34,059 --> 00:19:36,339 Sadly, your prices are beyond us, 285 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,819 but for your aid and succo we thank you. 286 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,939 Look, a camping stove. Come on. 287 00:20:02,579 --> 00:20:06,260 Where on earth have you been? It's 6:00. 288 00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:07,580 I got held up. 289 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,899 Got held up? 290 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:12,180 We had a driving lesson at 4:00. 291 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,060 You should have let me know. 292 00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:16,500 There was nowhere to call from. If I had a mobile... 293 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,180 Mobiles give you cancer. 294 00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:24,780 Come on. I'll drive. 295 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:36,740 * If I am alive this time next year * 296 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:44,820 Read that. We'll have a theory lesson. 297 00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:50,180 * Will I have arrived in time to share * 298 00:20:56,219 --> 00:21:02,659 * And mine is about as good this far * 299 00:21:08,859 --> 00:21:14,659 * And I'm still applied to what you are * 300 00:21:20,419 --> 00:21:25,260 Ben. Where were you this evening? 301 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,180 We had a driving lesson. 302 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,580 Is that all? 303 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,060 Yes. 304 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,780 Ben, are you asleep? 305 00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:58,659 Whatever happens behind these walls, Ben, 306 00:22:00,139 --> 00:22:02,099 we're God's ambassadors. 307 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,859 We show the world a smiling face. 308 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,020 Put it away. 309 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,260 Sorry. 310 00:23:20,659 --> 00:23:23,460 You do not touch my things! 311 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,139 I was tidying. 312 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:28,379 You do not touch my things! 313 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,939 Yes. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. 314 00:23:35,339 --> 00:23:36,980 You tidy around them. 315 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:09,379 Evie? I've got your shopping. 316 00:24:16,259 --> 00:24:17,220 Evie? 317 00:24:21,819 --> 00:24:23,259 Sink. -Sorry? 318 00:24:23,779 --> 00:24:25,220 Sink. -Sorry, I... 319 00:24:25,259 --> 00:24:26,420 Sink! 320 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,460 You all right? -No. 321 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:44,659 I've got puke in my hair. 322 00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:50,619 Sit me down. 323 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,180 Okay? 324 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:57,300 No. 325 00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,460 Sofa. 326 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:10,059 It's gonna be all right. 327 00:25:10,499 --> 00:25:11,460 Sod off. 328 00:25:12,419 --> 00:25:14,339 Goody bloody two-shoes. 329 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:18,180 No. 330 00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:23,020 Stay. Please. 331 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,340 Just till I go to sleep. 332 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:36,899 Thank you. 333 00:25:39,419 --> 00:25:42,259 * Give me oil in my lamp keep me burning * 334 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:46,940 * Give me oil in my lamp I pray * 335 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:51,740 * Give me oil in my lamp keep me burning * 336 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:56,499 * Keep me burning till the break of day * 337 00:25:56,540 --> 00:26:00,819 * Sing hosanna, sing hosanna * 338 00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:05,180 * Sing hosanna to the King of kings * 339 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:09,740 * Sing hosanna, sing hosanna * 340 00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:14,260 * Sing hosanna to the King * 341 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:18,620 Evie. 342 00:26:19,139 --> 00:26:22,020 Quick, quick, come! You'll never believe what I've just found. 343 00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:24,380 I've come to hand in my notice. Yes, yes, later. 344 00:26:24,419 --> 00:26:27,779 Come. Close your eyes. I've got something to show you. 345 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,699 Eyes shut! 346 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:35,899 Open. 347 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,339 It's a tent. 348 00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:41,859 Not the tent, my books. My Shakespeares, my Chekhovs. 349 00:26:41,899 --> 00:26:43,299 They were in a crate in the living room. 350 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,659 You must have moved them when you were going through my things. 351 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:46,540 That was one of the reasons... 352 00:26:46,579 --> 00:26:49,340 But nonsense. I thought I'd lost them forever. 353 00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:53,619 I won't lie to you, Ben. Lately, I've found myself a stranger to the Bard. 354 00:26:54,659 --> 00:26:58,019 I had money problems. My last husband... 355 00:26:58,979 --> 00:27:00,899 Oh, well, be that as it may, 356 00:27:02,339 --> 00:27:04,259 I was obliged to take TV work, 357 00:27:06,179 --> 00:27:12,419 a daytime drama series set amongst wealthy shipping magnates, 358 00:27:12,459 --> 00:27:15,539 called, rather unimaginatively, The Shipping Magnates. 359 00:27:17,539 --> 00:27:19,939 I believe they still run it somewhere on Sky. 360 00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:23,619 No money in it for me, naturally. 361 00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:29,580 I auditioned for Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. 362 00:27:36,339 --> 00:27:39,060 You're Coriolanus. I'm your mother. I disown you. 363 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:47,339 "This fellow had a Volscian to his mother, 364 00:27:47,859 --> 00:27:51,139 "his wife is in Corioli and his child like him by chance. 365 00:27:52,099 --> 00:27:55,419 "Yet give us our dispatch: 366 00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:57,859 "I am hush'd until our city be a-fire, 367 00:27:58,819 --> 00:28:01,379 "and then I'll speak a little. " 368 00:28:04,419 --> 00:28:05,860 "My sister, my sister... " 369 00:28:06,339 --> 00:28:08,700 "Oh, my dear orchard, 370 00:28:08,739 --> 00:28:12,099 "my sweet and lovely orchard. 371 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:15,460 "My life, 372 00:28:15,899 --> 00:28:19,300 "my youth, my happiness, 373 00:28:20,259 --> 00:28:21,220 "farewell! 374 00:28:23,139 --> 00:28:24,580 "Farewell!" 375 00:28:25,819 --> 00:28:29,220 "I’ll met by moonlight, proud Titania. " 376 00:28:29,259 --> 00:28:33,060 "What, jealous Oberon! 377 00:28:33,099 --> 00:28:37,899 "Fairies, skip hence: I have forsworn his bed and company. " 378 00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:41,220 "Tarry, rash wanton: am I not thy lord?" 379 00:28:41,739 --> 00:28:43,659 "Then I must be thy lady. " 380 00:28:45,219 --> 00:28:48,180 "Kill me to-morrow: let me live to-night!" 381 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:49,579 "Nay, if you strive... " 382 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,460 "But half an hour!" 383 00:28:51,499 --> 00:28:53,419 "Being done, there is no pause. " 384 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:54,740 "But while I say one prayer!" 385 00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:56,619 "'Tis too late. " 386 00:29:03,339 --> 00:29:06,819 Born to it. Absolutely born to it. 387 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:11,699 We did Othello at school. 388 00:29:11,739 --> 00:29:14,899 It wasn't like... I mean, it wasn't very good. 389 00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:17,540 The thing is, you don't understand the jealousy bit 390 00:29:17,579 --> 00:29:20,180 until you've actually strangled someone yourself. 391 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:23,619 Ah, there, you see, the poetry, the pain. 392 00:29:27,619 --> 00:29:28,860 I write poetry. 393 00:29:30,579 --> 00:29:35,059 How intriguing. May I hear one? 394 00:29:35,099 --> 00:29:37,460 I'm not... I mean, I don't know any off by heart. 395 00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:39,379 Another time, perhaps. 396 00:29:41,139 --> 00:29:45,339 Now, then, I was thinking we could go camping tomorrow. 397 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:49,540 Somewhere not too far. Try out the old tent. 398 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:56,099 Something the matter? 399 00:29:56,619 --> 00:29:58,659 How long would we be away for? 400 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,740 Oh, a day. Two days at the most. 401 00:30:10,659 --> 00:30:11,620 Hello, there. 402 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,859 And what brings you here? 403 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:19,300 Mmm? 404 00:30:20,739 --> 00:30:22,500 Do you think Mum will let me go camping? 405 00:30:22,539 --> 00:30:24,219 Camping? 406 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,060 Why on earth would anyone want to go camping? 407 00:30:27,579 --> 00:30:28,860 To escape? 408 00:30:28,899 --> 00:30:30,699 He can't possibly. 409 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,259 He's got a dress rehearsal with the Guides next week. 410 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:34,620 He's a tree. 411 00:30:34,659 --> 00:30:36,820 A eucalyptus tree. 412 00:30:36,859 --> 00:30:39,659 Plus, he's got Bible club and his driving lessons to think about. 413 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:42,139 But I thought you were teaching him. -Precisely. 414 00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:44,379 Well, surely a few days is hardly gonna make any difference... 415 00:30:44,419 --> 00:30:48,100 Robert, you're not the one trying to run the Girl Guides, organize a play, 416 00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:50,180 keep house and look after half the over-70s in Finchley. 417 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:53,619 Sorry, but what does any of that have to do with Ben? 418 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:55,099 I need him here. 419 00:30:58,700 --> 00:30:59,620 Night, Dad. 420 00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:02,579 Night-night, Ben. 421 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,019 I'm sorry about the camping. 422 00:31:09,899 --> 00:31:12,860 Sometimes your mother can be a little... 423 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,579 Good night, Mr. Fincham. 424 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:04,299 Bright and early. That's the ticket. 425 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:08,780 I'm afraid I can't come camping with you. My mother needs me at home. 426 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:11,379 I see. 427 00:32:11,899 --> 00:32:13,979 Sorry. 428 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:17,859 Well, never mind. We can just take a little drive instead. 429 00:32:17,899 --> 00:32:19,020 I take it you drive. 430 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:21,819 I'm still a learner. 431 00:32:31,979 --> 00:32:35,819 This is wonderful. 432 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:40,540 This is simply... Just look at all that green! 433 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,339 Just look at it. 434 00:32:43,779 --> 00:32:48,139 It's all so fucking green! 435 00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:55,180 We should probably think about turning back soon. 436 00:32:55,219 --> 00:32:57,860 Oh, there's bags of time. It's not even dark yet. 437 00:32:58,099 --> 00:32:59,539 I really do think we should turn back. 438 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,300 Stop the car! 439 00:33:01,340 --> 00:33:03,060 Stop! Stop! 440 00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:13,220 Good God above, I am in Elysium! 441 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,419 Drive in! 442 00:33:16,459 --> 00:33:21,139 I see now why the working classes kept camping a secret. 443 00:33:23,539 --> 00:33:25,899 Sky. Air. 444 00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:30,740 Their little urchins skedaddling about. 445 00:33:30,779 --> 00:33:32,540 Hello, there. 446 00:33:32,579 --> 00:33:35,819 I'm Evie. I've come camping. 447 00:33:38,579 --> 00:33:39,979 Mum! 448 00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:49,100 There. 449 00:33:49,139 --> 00:33:50,419 Very nice. 450 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:56,820 If you don't mind, I really think we should be getting back now. 451 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,860 My mother was expecting me at 6:00. 452 00:33:58,899 --> 00:34:01,779 I can't possibly leave until I've eaten campfire food. 453 00:34:02,339 --> 00:34:04,260 I really do have to say, there's no time left. 454 00:34:04,299 --> 00:34:06,260 There's always time. 455 00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:11,179 Right, that's it. I'm packing up the tent. 456 00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:12,220 I beg your pardon? 457 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:14,899 I'm taking down the tent. We're leaving. 458 00:34:15,859 --> 00:34:17,100 Car key, please. 459 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:18,299 Sorry? 460 00:34:18,339 --> 00:34:19,460 Car key. 461 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,139 Okay. 462 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:37,100 Oh, my God. You've swallowed the key. 463 00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:39,419 What a relief. He swears. 464 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,180 You've swallowed the frigging key! 465 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:44,299 Better and better. 466 00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:47,019 Choke. Bring it back. You can't do that! You have to bring it back! 467 00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:48,339 No, I don't. -Yes, you do! 468 00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:50,979 No, I don't. 469 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:54,740 Shit. There's a spare set. Where's the spare? 470 00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:55,780 Haven't got one. 471 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,660 How could you do that? 472 00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:58,900 Felt like it. 473 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:03,260 My mother's gonna kill me. 474 00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:08,580 You don't understand. She said I wasn't to come. I asked, and she said no. 475 00:35:08,619 --> 00:35:11,339 You don't say yes when my mother says no. You don't do it. 476 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:14,180 My dear boy, 477 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:17,100 the key will be back with us in the morning. 478 00:35:17,539 --> 00:35:19,140 I'm regular as clockwork. 479 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:21,660 Look, if it makes you feel any better. 480 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:24,419 I'll ring your mother and tell her I went momentarily mad. 481 00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:26,860 No! No. 482 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:29,499 Whatever you do, do not ring my mother. 483 00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:31,060 As you wish. 484 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,260 I'll have to call home. 485 00:35:49,019 --> 00:35:53,820 Eat first. A soldier fights better on a full stomach. 486 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,180 Have a drink. 487 00:35:58,620 --> 00:35:59,459 I don't drink. 488 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,220 Go on. It'll make you feel better. 489 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:04,180 No, it won't. 490 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:09,539 It was a key. I swallowed it. Frankly, you should be flattered. 491 00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:10,979 Now, I insist you have a drink. 492 00:36:11,459 --> 00:36:12,900 I'm underage. 493 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:15,780 Well, how old are you? 494 00:36:15,819 --> 00:36:17,659 Seventeen and a half. 495 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,060 So young, and so pedantic. 496 00:36:22,939 --> 00:36:27,299 One glass. You can tell God I forced you. 497 00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:32,100 To poetry. 498 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,939 "'Auschwitz,' screamed my halting mentor. 499 00:36:41,979 --> 00:36:44,100 "'Remember your godforsaken lust 500 00:36:44,139 --> 00:36:46,259 "'in their tolled, heaped-up hell. ' 501 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,180 "'But, but,' I urged... " 502 00:36:48,659 --> 00:36:49,620 That's me. 503 00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:50,979 Yeah. 504 00:36:51,019 --> 00:36:52,939 "'But, but,' I urged, 505 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:55,860 "'they have passed us, passed beyond to a better place. ' 506 00:36:55,899 --> 00:36:57,739 "'Revenge,' he cries, 'is yours, 507 00:36:57,779 --> 00:37:00,339 "'but you are blinded by your petty sorrow. ' 508 00:37:00,939 --> 00:37:03,219 "'Pity me, pity me,' I yelped. 509 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:07,340 "'Your service is inclusive of this testing ground, your soul. '" 510 00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:09,780 Then you go back to the narrator. 511 00:37:09,819 --> 00:37:10,740 Mmm-hmm. 512 00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:13,180 "The Church's palpable texts breathe 513 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:16,499 "their rich, rich grace into your heart, 514 00:37:16,539 --> 00:37:19,379 "and they are precious and beautiful, 515 00:37:19,419 --> 00:37:21,700 "and you must never forsake the thought of God, 516 00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:26,420 "for God is love. " 517 00:37:29,779 --> 00:37:33,060 And you wrote this for... 518 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:36,939 Sarah. She's a friend. I haven't sent it yet. 519 00:37:36,979 --> 00:37:40,820 She thought my last poem was a bit weird. 520 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:42,259 Yes. 521 00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:46,580 Well, don't hurry your heart. 522 00:37:47,539 --> 00:37:49,460 That was always my mistake. 523 00:37:51,419 --> 00:37:54,700 What do your parents make of Sarah? 524 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,140 Or perhaps you haven't got that far yet. 525 00:37:57,180 --> 00:38:01,459 To be honest, I'm not really sure how she feels about me. 526 00:38:03,379 --> 00:38:06,779 Well, you have the soul of a poet, 527 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,500 and that, let me tell you, 528 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,979 lasts a great deal longer than looks. 529 00:38:22,979 --> 00:38:24,419 Hello? Mum? 530 00:38:24,459 --> 00:38:27,779 Ben? Where are you? I was expecting you at 6:00. 531 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:29,700 I'm on a campsite. 532 00:38:29,739 --> 00:38:32,619 Evie swallowed the car key, and now we can't get back till she poos it out. 533 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:38,060 Mum? You there? 534 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,499 I'm calling the police. Where are you? 535 00:38:40,539 --> 00:38:43,939 I don't know. Don't call the police. I'm fine, really. 536 00:38:43,979 --> 00:38:47,259 Have you taken a tablet? Ben, try to think. 537 00:38:47,299 --> 00:38:50,660 Did she give you a tablet? Something for a headache? 538 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:53,499 I'm fine. I just can't come back till morning. 539 00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:57,860 Robert, she's kidnapped him! He's somewhere on a campsite. He sounds drugged. 540 00:38:57,899 --> 00:38:59,260 Mum, I'm fine, honestly. 541 00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:01,019 Don't move. I'm on my way. 542 00:39:01,219 --> 00:39:02,740 Mum, there's nothing wrong with me! 543 00:39:02,780 --> 00:39:06,100 I'm stuck on a campsite, and I can't come back till morning. 544 00:39:08,019 --> 00:39:11,420 Then I'll expect you whenever you can get back. 545 00:39:13,339 --> 00:39:14,779 Good night, Ben. 546 00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:17,140 Mum? 547 00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:20,539 Mum. 548 00:39:39,539 --> 00:39:46,259 * And will I be a part of what you've made 549 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:55,300 * And I am throwing 550 00:39:55,339 --> 00:39:59,380 * All my thoughts away 551 00:40:03,739 --> 00:40:07,779 * And I'm destroying 552 00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:11,820 * Every bet I've made * 553 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,220 All well? 554 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,580 Fine. 555 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:47,299 Don't feel guilty. 556 00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:50,180 Guilt's a wicked ghost. 557 00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:10,940 I'm just going for a stroll. 558 00:41:10,979 --> 00:41:14,300 I'll be down the road a little way. 559 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:19,419 So pack the car up and come out and meet me. 560 00:41:20,379 --> 00:41:21,380 Car key. 561 00:41:22,899 --> 00:41:25,299 Oh, yeah. Right. 562 00:41:26,739 --> 00:41:27,699 Yeah. There we are. 563 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,339 Right. 564 00:41:52,019 --> 00:41:53,939 Your granny said you'd pay. 565 00:41:57,779 --> 00:42:01,139 You could have told me you weren't going to pay. 566 00:42:01,180 --> 00:42:03,979 That campsite manager was a very big man. 567 00:42:04,019 --> 00:42:06,060 If I hadn't had the money... I'll pay you back. 568 00:42:06,099 --> 00:42:08,140 That's not the point! Oh, for goodness' sake. 569 00:42:08,180 --> 00:42:10,580 Anyone would think you'd given blood. 570 00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:12,980 I think it's best I stop working for you. 571 00:42:13,019 --> 00:42:15,939 Oh, why? So you can take up being pompous professionally? 572 00:42:15,979 --> 00:42:19,100 You can pay me what you owe me when we get back to the house. 573 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:22,179 I'm not going back. I have a poetry recital in Edinburgh. 574 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:25,380 I'm to take part in a week of readings at the Literary Festival. 575 00:42:25,979 --> 00:42:27,260 You never said anything about that. 576 00:42:27,299 --> 00:42:28,620 Why should I? 577 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:30,179 Well, I can't possibly go to Edinburgh. 578 00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:32,619 It's... It's all the way up there. 579 00:42:32,979 --> 00:42:34,899 Nonsense. It's just a few miles on the motorway. 580 00:42:35,299 --> 00:42:38,300 I can't. -Well, that really is most inconvenient. 581 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:40,220 I'm sorry, I just can't. 582 00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:47,539 Look, I'll drive you to the station, and I'll get the train home. 583 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,499 I don't drive. 584 00:42:49,539 --> 00:42:51,019 Oh, shit. 585 00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:57,220 You have a car in your garage. 586 00:42:57,259 --> 00:43:01,140 Ex-husband's. The Russian. Very keen skier. 587 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:04,379 I'm a learner driver. I'm strictly forbidden to drive a car 588 00:43:04,419 --> 00:43:07,300 without a qualified motorist in the vehicle. 589 00:43:07,340 --> 00:43:10,859 Gosh, you really do know all the rules, don't you? 590 00:43:10,899 --> 00:43:12,339 We're breaking the law! 591 00:43:19,739 --> 00:43:20,699 Evie! 592 00:43:26,019 --> 00:43:27,459 Evie? 593 00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:30,340 You okay? 594 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:34,379 Do you want some water? I'll... 595 00:43:34,419 --> 00:43:37,459 You all right now? What's wrong? 596 00:43:37,499 --> 00:43:40,900 Other than the fact that I have an untreatable condition, nothing. 597 00:43:41,379 --> 00:43:43,780 What condition? What do you care? You're going home. 598 00:43:43,819 --> 00:43:45,700 Evie, please, tell me. 599 00:43:51,459 --> 00:43:54,299 Sparing you the details, my tits have turned into time bombs. 600 00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:56,180 Doctors gave up treating me last year. 601 00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:59,539 My surgeon says it's the worst case he's ever seen. 602 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:03,859 How long have you got? Did they say? 603 00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:07,620 How long is a piece of hope? 604 00:44:11,019 --> 00:44:11,979 A month? 605 00:44:13,379 --> 00:44:14,379 Three months? 606 00:44:15,339 --> 00:44:16,660 A week? 607 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,019 A week? 608 00:44:19,419 --> 00:44:23,660 You're shocked. You're still so young. 609 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:27,060 To me a week is a year, every moment a blessing. 610 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:36,539 Well, I expect you'll be wanting to get back to your mother. 611 00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:46,939 Oh! Where are we off to? 612 00:44:46,979 --> 00:44:49,499 Edinburgh. You've got a recital to give. 613 00:44:57,979 --> 00:45:02,219 * One door opens another shuts behind 614 00:45:02,259 --> 00:45:06,419 * One sun sets and another sun she rises 615 00:45:06,459 --> 00:45:10,620 * Love comes to you in old familiar ways 616 00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:15,980 * Love comes to you in shadows and disguises 617 00:45:16,019 --> 00:45:20,419 * Love may break like a precious string of pearls 618 00:45:20,459 --> 00:45:24,780 * Treasured moments they roll away and scatter 619 00:45:24,819 --> 00:45:28,899 * Make believe that there's ice runs through my veins 620 00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:33,979 * Shrug my shoulders to say it doesn't matter 621 00:45:34,019 --> 00:45:36,180 * And they say it was my turn 622 00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:38,300 * They say I had it coming 623 00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:40,420 * They say that's what you earn 624 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:42,659 * For living through a lie 625 00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:46,700 * If I could have my way I'd leave it all tomorrow 626 00:45:46,740 --> 00:45:48,939 * There's sorrow if I stay 627 00:45:48,979 --> 00:45:51,139 * I've other fish to fry * 628 00:45:52,859 --> 00:45:54,859 Where the hell is Dryden? 629 00:45:56,259 --> 00:45:57,419 Pull over. 630 00:45:58,539 --> 00:46:00,140 Wait here. 631 00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:16,819 Jewelry on a woman my age is frankly rather vulgar. 632 00:46:16,859 --> 00:46:21,340 Buy yourself a clean shirt. You're my assistant now. Drive on. 633 00:46:38,619 --> 00:46:39,580 Miss Walton? 634 00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:41,900 I am she. 635 00:46:41,939 --> 00:46:44,499 Hello. Welcome to Edinburgh. I'm Bryony. I'm helping on the Literary Festival. 636 00:46:44,539 --> 00:46:45,859 Did you have a good journey up? 637 00:46:45,899 --> 00:46:49,580 As good as can be expected. Ben, my assistant, drove me. 638 00:46:50,419 --> 00:46:52,340 I'm afraid we hadn't allow for an assistant. 639 00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:54,260 No, no. I'll take care of that. 640 00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:57,259 Okay, follow me. 641 00:46:57,779 --> 00:46:59,179 So if you want to check yourselves in at the desk, 642 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,740 they should be able to sort you out with an extra room. 643 00:47:01,779 --> 00:47:03,660 Anything else you need, don't hesitate to ask. 644 00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,580 Thank you. 645 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:07,979 Emma, the woman that booked you in, she'll try and pop in and say hello. 646 00:47:08,019 --> 00:47:09,379 She's a bit run off her feet at the moment. 647 00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:13,260 And we'll have a taxi at 11:00 to take you to the venue. 648 00:47:15,539 --> 00:47:19,860 I've got to tell you, I'm a huge fan of your TV show, The Shipping Magnates. 649 00:47:20,819 --> 00:47:22,060 Yes. 650 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,060 You've seen '80s Night on Sky? 651 00:47:25,460 --> 00:47:26,340 No. 652 00:47:26,379 --> 00:47:28,739 I never miss it. I know all your catchphrases. 653 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:33,620 "I'm a woman, Leland, not an oil tanker. " You're huge on the gay scene. 654 00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:36,019 Am I? 655 00:47:37,979 --> 00:47:40,100 Sorry. 656 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:42,580 So we'll see you tomorrow at 11:00, then? 657 00:47:47,019 --> 00:47:48,460 Bye for now. 658 00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:06,699 You wanted to see me? 659 00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:07,580 Yes, come in. 660 00:48:10,939 --> 00:48:12,419 I thought Dougal would at least have had 661 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:15,060 the decency to meet us at the hotel. 662 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,259 One doesn't ask much of one's agent. 663 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,580 I need some water. 664 00:48:34,140 --> 00:48:35,580 Thank you. 665 00:48:38,779 --> 00:48:39,740 Thank you. 666 00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:48,539 When I asked you to come with me to Edinburgh, 667 00:48:50,019 --> 00:48:51,859 I may have given the impression 668 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,299 that such things were a regular occurrence. 669 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:59,060 The truth is, I haven't given any so rte 670 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,419 of theatrical performance for many years. 671 00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:05,860 I accepted this offer 672 00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:09,100 because I was flattered to be asked. 673 00:49:13,019 --> 00:49:16,859 It now appears I may have misjudged the reason for my invitation. 674 00:49:18,299 --> 00:49:21,540 What have they asked you to do? 675 00:49:22,019 --> 00:49:26,699 I'm to read from an anthology of love poetry It's being re-published. 676 00:49:28,140 --> 00:49:32,459 Part of a week of readings entitled "Forgotten Voices. " 677 00:49:33,339 --> 00:49:34,620 Sounds very nice. 678 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:43,620 I don't suppose you're familiar with the notion of kitsch. 679 00:49:43,660 --> 00:49:46,340 It's rather popular in literary circles. 680 00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:53,780 However, what's done is done We're here now, and the show must go on. 681 00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:56,539 I'm sure they'd understand if you didn't wanna go on, 682 00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:58,900 given how little time you have. 683 00:49:58,939 --> 00:50:00,939 Don't be ridiculous. Of course I'm going on! 684 00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,339 When a woman says she's not going on, 685 00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:03,659 it doesn't mean she's not going on! 686 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:07,180 I want to go on. I'm just nervous, that's all. 687 00:50:09,979 --> 00:50:11,820 Sorry. -Yes, well... 688 00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:19,300 As long as you're there, I'll be fine. 689 00:50:20,540 --> 00:50:22,459 Of course I'll be there. 690 00:50:23,939 --> 00:50:25,339 It's silly, I know, but I think 691 00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:28,260 if you weren't there with me I couldn't go on. 692 00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:30,660 You're my poet. 693 00:50:31,619 --> 00:50:33,939 You understand the power of words. 694 00:50:36,179 --> 00:50:37,620 Tomorrow, then. 695 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:38,580 Tomorrow. 696 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:41,580 11:00? 697 00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:43,100 11:00. 698 00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:54,580 "I'm a woman, Leland, not an oil tanker." 699 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:02,339 Hello. Nice shirt. 700 00:51:04,339 --> 00:51:05,819 Have you stopped slaving yet? 701 00:51:07,819 --> 00:51:10,780 Me, too, thank God. I've just shown my last novelist to his room. 702 00:51:10,820 --> 00:51:15,140 The bugger actually tried to chat me up. Writers are so frigging vain. 703 00:51:17,979 --> 00:51:19,939 You do speak, don't you? 704 00:51:21,459 --> 00:51:22,419 Good. 705 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,060 You fancy a drink? 706 00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:30,340 I should be in bed. 707 00:51:32,580 --> 00:51:35,979 There's a club I sometimes go to. It's just round the corner. 708 00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:38,300 Great. 709 00:51:39,620 --> 00:51:41,059 Great. 710 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:46,900 So shall we go? 711 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:49,779 Yes. 712 00:51:50,819 --> 00:51:51,780 Hi. 713 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,860 This way. 714 00:51:58,819 --> 00:52:00,260 Come with me. 715 00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,180 Sorry. 716 00:52:07,940 --> 00:52:09,380 Jim, the usual, please. 717 00:52:21,779 --> 00:52:24,180 Here. Cheers. 718 00:52:30,139 --> 00:52:32,539 What's your old lady so uptight for? 719 00:52:33,499 --> 00:52:35,379 She's nervous about tomorrow. 720 00:52:35,419 --> 00:52:38,300 Why? She's only reading a couple of poems. 721 00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:40,620 They probably won't even get to her. 722 00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:43,139 Emma's always booking far too many people. 723 00:52:44,539 --> 00:52:46,300 I think Dame Evie wouldn't be very happy 724 00:52:46,339 --> 00:52:48,100 if she didn't get the chance to read. 725 00:52:48,140 --> 00:52:51,060 Dame? She's not a dame, is she? 726 00:52:52,499 --> 00:52:53,459 Yes. 727 00:53:03,820 --> 00:53:04,779 Let's dance. 728 00:53:05,259 --> 00:53:06,220 Oh, I'm okay, thanks. 729 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:08,620 Come on, it'll do you good. 730 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:18,539 Use your hips! 731 00:53:20,939 --> 00:53:22,859 Use your arms. 732 00:53:24,779 --> 00:53:26,180 Wiggle your arse. 733 00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:28,740 Come on! 734 00:53:36,499 --> 00:53:37,899 Come on, watch me. 735 00:54:27,459 --> 00:54:28,660 Hey! 736 00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:33,539 Could you believe how hairy that guy's back was? 737 00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:42,620 It's only rented. 738 00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:44,580 Anyone who can afford to buy around here 739 00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:46,979 definitely doesn't work in publishing. 740 00:54:54,179 --> 00:54:55,620 How old are you? 741 00:54:56,580 --> 00:54:58,499 I'm 18 and a half. 742 00:55:01,859 --> 00:55:05,220 Don't mind me asking, but why are you working for an old lady? 743 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:07,379 Were there no other jobs? 744 00:55:07,419 --> 00:55:09,539 She's my grandmother. 745 00:55:10,019 --> 00:55:13,860 Cool. Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude about it. 746 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:15,300 It's okay. 747 00:55:18,659 --> 00:55:20,539 Is this your first time? 748 00:55:20,580 --> 00:55:21,499 No. 749 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:36,419 Sorry. I'm sorry. 750 00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:43,139 Come here, you twit. 751 00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:22,419 Explain, please, the meaning of, "He is not in his room." 752 00:56:22,459 --> 00:56:27,059 Well, his key's at reception and he's not answering his phone. 753 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,740 Then kindly unlock the door! 754 00:56:29,779 --> 00:56:31,700 I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that. 755 00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:34,700 We're not at liberty to unlock a client's door unless there's an emergency. 756 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:37,620 And you don't call this an emergency? 757 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:40,499 With the greatest of respect madam, no. 758 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,459 You were saying? 759 00:56:47,499 --> 00:56:48,620 What's happening? 760 00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:50,580 My assistant is missing in action. 761 00:56:50,620 --> 00:56:54,100 When you find him, I'll be downstairs at La Brasserie Ecosse. Thank you. 762 00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:05,379 Can I get you anything else? 763 00:57:05,419 --> 00:57:06,780 Another. 764 00:57:11,539 --> 00:57:13,900 Hello. 765 00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:16,060 I made you some tea. Do you take sugar? 766 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,060 No. 767 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:20,419 It's okay, I'm not gonna eat you. 768 00:57:20,459 --> 00:57:23,340 I don't have to be anywhere till after lunch. 769 00:57:23,819 --> 00:57:26,180 How about you? Do you fancy staying in for a bit? 770 00:57:30,819 --> 00:57:32,259 I take it that's a no, then. 771 00:57:32,299 --> 00:57:34,100 It's 11:30! -So? 772 00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:35,580 I promised Evie I'd be there by 11:00. 773 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:38,219 She can go on her own, can't she? -She won't go on without me. 774 00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:39,820 You're kidding, right? -She means it. 775 00:57:39,859 --> 00:57:42,539 I have to be there before she goes on, or she can't remember her lines. 776 00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:44,060 Ben, she's reading from a book. 777 00:57:44,539 --> 00:57:47,140 It makes no difference. She's completely hopeless unless I'm in the same room. 778 00:57:47,579 --> 00:57:49,339 Isn't that a bit weird? 779 00:57:49,379 --> 00:57:53,660 She's not weird. She's just nervous. 780 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,939 Relax. She's having you on. 781 00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:59,340 No, she isn't. I promised her I'd be there. 782 00:57:59,379 --> 00:58:02,259 Once you've made a promise, you should keep it. 783 00:58:05,019 --> 00:58:06,059 I'm sorry. 784 00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:08,700 Ben. 785 00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:09,659 Yes? 786 00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,539 You're a lovely guy. 787 00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:17,020 Thank you. And thank you for having me. 788 00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:28,739 Stop at an offy. I need a drink. 789 00:58:52,499 --> 00:58:55,819 Miss Walton? Emma Pagent, Vintage Press. 790 00:58:55,859 --> 00:58:58,099 For a moment there, I thought we'd lost you to the Scots. 791 00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:16,580 Ladies and gentlemen, 792 00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:19,620 Vintage Press, in conjunction with Eternal Spring, 793 00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:22,620 the exfoliating cream that gently peels away the years, 794 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:27,539 are delighted to welcome Miss Eve Walton. 795 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:38,140 I thought I'd begin today's recital 796 00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:43,180 by reading William Shakespeare's sonnet number 29, 797 00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:45,859 "When in Disgrace with Fortune." 798 00:59:48,060 --> 00:59:50,299 Sorry. Excuse me. 799 00:59:50,979 --> 00:59:52,019 Sorry. 800 01:00:00,340 --> 01:00:02,739 The Presbyterian Hall off Market Street? 801 01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:04,660 Straight on, second on the right. 802 01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:08,420 I'm sorry. I seem to have... 803 01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:13,380 It's all right. I know it off by heart. 804 01:00:17,060 --> 01:00:20,419 "When indisgrace with fortune and men's eyes 805 01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:23,780 "I all alone beweep my outcast state 806 01:00:25,220 --> 01:00:29,060 "And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries 807 01:00:30,499 --> 01:00:31,940 "And look upon myself 808 01:00:39,939 --> 01:00:40,939 "And... " 809 01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:47,700 I'm sorry, very sorry. I know another one. 810 01:00:52,019 --> 01:00:53,420 "Flo, Flo 811 01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:56,299 "I love you so 812 01:00:57,740 --> 01:01:00,140 "I love you in your nightie 813 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:04,939 "When the moonlight flits across your tits 814 01:01:06,819 --> 01:01:08,660 "Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty" 815 01:01:11,299 --> 01:01:14,019 I'm sorry. I don't know what's the matter. 816 01:01:16,419 --> 01:01:19,259 Ben? Ben, where are you? 817 01:01:19,859 --> 01:01:20,900 Where are you, Ben? 818 01:01:25,219 --> 01:01:26,660 It's okay, I'm here. 819 01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:28,580 Where were you? 820 01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:30,500 I got held up. 821 01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:32,419 You promised me. 822 01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:34,300 I'm sorry. 823 01:01:34,339 --> 01:01:35,780 Get me out of here. Okay. 824 01:01:46,060 --> 01:01:47,460 Where are we? 825 01:01:47,499 --> 01:01:48,940 On the way to Cheltenham. 826 01:01:50,859 --> 01:01:52,260 Cheltenham? 827 01:01:52,299 --> 01:01:53,740 There's another festival there. 828 01:01:54,739 --> 01:01:58,019 But I don't want to go to another festival. 829 01:01:58,059 --> 01:02:00,700 It's all sorted. I spoke to the lady, Emma What's-it, 830 01:02:00,739 --> 01:02:03,419 and explained to her you only had a week to live. 831 01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:06,260 She was really nice about it. She booked you a slot 832 01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:09,060 at the Cheltenham Literary Festival with Martin Amis. 833 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,540 What are you talking about? 834 01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:15,220 I told her. You're not just some cheap soap star from the '80s. 835 01:02:15,259 --> 01:02:16,819 You deserve a better end. 836 01:02:16,859 --> 01:02:19,299 The Cheltenham Literary Festival with Martin Amis? 837 01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:22,339 Jesus Christ! Turn the car round at once and take me home. 838 01:02:22,699 --> 01:02:23,659 No. 839 01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:24,739 What did you say? 840 01:02:25,220 --> 01:02:26,580 When a woman says she doesn't wanna go on, 841 01:02:26,859 --> 01:02:29,059 that doesn't mean she doesn't wanna go on. 842 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:31,260 Young man, let me make myself quite clear. 843 01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:34,179 Under no circumstances am I giving another recital. 844 01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:36,420 I have humiliated myself quite enough already. 845 01:02:36,459 --> 01:02:38,620 Now all I want to do is go home and shut the door. 846 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,540 You have to climb back on the horse. 847 01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:42,419 What? Climb back on the what? 848 01:02:42,459 --> 01:02:45,100 God wants you to do one more performance before you die. 849 01:02:45,139 --> 01:02:46,100 Stop the car. 850 01:02:46,139 --> 01:02:47,660 You were upset. You lost your nerve. 851 01:02:47,699 --> 01:02:49,700 Next time, I'll go through the pieces with you... 852 01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:52,500 Stop the bloody car! 853 01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:02,500 I will not be bullied, even by an emotional cripple. 854 01:03:02,539 --> 01:03:04,419 I'm not going back. Then I'll walk. 855 01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:05,859 You can't. You're dying. 856 01:03:05,899 --> 01:03:07,300 I am not dying. 857 01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:09,059 You mustn't be afraid of death. 858 01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:11,019 I am not dying! 859 01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:13,339 God embraces all who believe in him, 860 01:03:13,380 --> 01:03:15,659 for they shall have everlasting life. 861 01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:20,820 I am not dying! I made it up! 862 01:03:26,060 --> 01:03:27,499 I forgive you. 863 01:03:27,539 --> 01:03:30,299 Oh, don't be so bloody pompous. 864 01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:33,740 I made a tit of myself. I'm going home. End of story. 865 01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:36,100 Evie. 866 01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:44,620 Evie, where do you think you're going? 867 01:03:45,620 --> 01:03:49,339 Evie, stop. You're in the middle of nowhere. 868 01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:53,060 Then I will cling to the edge of somewhere. 869 01:03:53,099 --> 01:03:56,580 Evie, please. You're worth too much to let yourself go. 870 01:03:56,620 --> 01:03:57,499 Bugger off. 871 01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:59,219 You know I'm right. You can't deny it. 872 01:03:59,219 --> 01:04:00,819 God gave you your talent for a reason. 873 01:04:00,860 --> 01:04:04,699 There is no God, you hopeless little cretin. 874 01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:06,179 God forgives you for that, too. 875 01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:09,620 Let's get one thing clear, sonny boy. 876 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:12,739 I do the forgiving, not God. 877 01:04:13,219 --> 01:04:14,539 That's a terrible thing to say. 878 01:04:14,579 --> 01:04:16,460 Oh, don't get biblical on me, you pompous fart. 879 01:04:16,499 --> 01:04:18,100 You never read the bloody thing anyway. 880 01:04:18,139 --> 01:04:20,339 I read my Bible every night! Liar! 881 01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:22,540 Liar? You're telling me I'm a liar? 882 01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:24,980 I've never met anyone who lied so much in all my life. 883 01:04:25,019 --> 01:04:26,299 You make up whole people out of thin air. 884 01:04:26,779 --> 01:04:28,420 You said you'd be there at 11:00 and you weren't! 885 01:04:28,459 --> 01:04:30,060 You make up conversations. You make up money. 886 01:04:30,099 --> 01:04:32,499 The one time I really needed you and you let me down! 887 01:04:32,539 --> 01:04:34,380 The one time1 888 01:04:34,419 --> 01:04:36,740 Who were you with that was so bloody important 889 01:04:36,779 --> 01:04:39,140 you couldn't even be bothered to show up? 890 01:04:40,099 --> 01:04:41,059 Who was it? 891 01:04:45,740 --> 01:04:46,659 Bryony. 892 01:05:16,219 --> 01:05:17,179 Take me home. 893 01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:21,019 We can look for a campsite on the way. 894 01:05:24,780 --> 01:05:26,299 I'm sorry. 895 01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:31,700 Come and look. 896 01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:02,300 Evie? 897 01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:04,699 Mmm? 898 01:07:05,179 --> 01:07:07,539 Do you know that picture I found on your desk? 899 01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,379 Was that your baby? 900 01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:19,699 What happened? 901 01:07:23,099 --> 01:07:25,499 He died of meningitis when he was two. 902 01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:30,779 What was his name? 903 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:37,019 Thomas Oliver Walton. Tom. 904 01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:44,660 He had a particular way of speaking. 905 01:07:44,699 --> 01:07:48,060 When he was proud of something, he used to miss words out. 906 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:52,379 Like once when we were trying to catch a bus. 907 01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:55,260 He was holding my hand, shouting, "I running. " 908 01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:03,499 Life is confusing. 909 01:08:05,899 --> 01:08:09,740 Just when we think it's all over, it throws a view like this at us 910 01:08:11,179 --> 01:08:13,100 and we don't know where we are. 911 01:09:24,220 --> 01:09:25,619 Shall I bring in the things? 912 01:09:25,659 --> 01:09:27,579 Tomorrow. I'm going to rest now. 913 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:38,619 I tricked you into going all that way, and you didn't want to go. 914 01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:41,459 I'm sorry. 915 01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:43,419 I had a brilliant time, really. 916 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,699 Tomorrow, then. 917 01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:17,779 You don't have to tell me what happened. I know already. 918 01:10:19,699 --> 01:10:22,620 Some people are wicked, and that's all there is to it. 919 01:10:23,099 --> 01:10:24,220 She isn't wicked. 920 01:10:24,260 --> 01:10:25,379 She's an actress! 921 01:10:28,659 --> 01:10:30,539 I think that says enough. 922 01:10:32,779 --> 01:10:35,060 Of course, I blame myself 923 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:38,539 for suggesting we try and do something kind for Mr. Fincham. 924 01:10:38,579 --> 01:10:40,460 This is the thanks I get. 925 01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:45,940 My child on drugs, probably abused. 926 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:48,980 I wasn't abused. I had a really good time. 927 01:10:49,539 --> 01:10:51,459 When you went with that actress, 928 01:10:52,860 --> 01:10:56,220 you left God's house. 929 01:10:56,259 --> 01:10:59,619 While there is breath in my body, you will not leave it again. 930 01:10:59,659 --> 01:11:01,980 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 931 01:11:06,779 --> 01:11:09,659 She needs me. She's my friend. 932 01:11:15,659 --> 01:11:17,499 I could never betray you, Ben. 933 01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:23,779 Don't betray me. Don't be a betrayer. 934 01:11:48,060 --> 01:11:52,379 You may have noticed that Mr. Fincham has started dressing in my clothes. 935 01:11:53,820 --> 01:11:56,020 We must assume that this is part of his recovery. 936 01:12:13,739 --> 01:12:17,140 Evie, it's me, Ben. I can't make it today. 937 01:12:17,619 --> 01:12:22,419 My mum... Anyway, I'll try and get there tomorrow. 938 01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:24,300 Ben. I have to go now. 939 01:12:24,820 --> 01:12:26,299 Sway. 940 01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:28,220 * Town to town 941 01:12:28,259 --> 01:12:29,219 * Broadcast to each house, they drop your name 942 01:12:29,699 --> 01:12:30,659 Sway. 943 01:12:31,739 --> 01:12:36,060 * But no one knows your face 944 01:12:36,539 --> 01:12:40,020 * Billboards quoting things you'd never say 945 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:43,940 * You hang your head and pray 946 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:51,339 * For Jesusland 947 01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:56,619 * Jesusland * 948 01:12:56,659 --> 01:12:57,659 Down. 949 01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:01,820 And one, two, three, up. 950 01:13:12,779 --> 01:13:15,619 Hello. May I help you? 951 01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:18,419 How do you do? I'm Dame Eve Walton. 952 01:13:19,739 --> 01:13:23,100 I was wondering if Ben was in, by any chance. 953 01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:25,820 I'm afraid he's out. 954 01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:28,499 Oh, I'm sorry. 955 01:13:28,539 --> 01:13:30,420 Would you mind telling him I called? 956 01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:34,340 Only he left a message, but I haven't heard from him. 957 01:13:35,259 --> 01:13:37,539 I'm so sorry. 958 01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:40,019 He has no wish to work for you anymore. 959 01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:47,380 I see. Did he say why? 960 01:13:47,419 --> 01:13:49,699 He's found something more appropriate. 961 01:13:50,579 --> 01:13:52,020 More appropriate? 962 01:13:54,379 --> 01:13:55,820 Is that all? 963 01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:59,259 Yes. I'm sorry. Yes. 964 01:14:01,659 --> 01:14:04,340 Please give him my very best wishes. 965 01:14:06,499 --> 01:14:08,739 Thank you so much for calling. Goodbye. 966 01:14:27,979 --> 01:14:30,539 Ben, what would I do without you? 967 01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:49,779 First positions, please. Quick as you can. Quick as you can. 968 01:14:54,579 --> 01:14:58,380 Look at them. I'd like to see Dame Evie do better. 969 01:14:58,419 --> 01:15:02,259 The way she looks, I'd say she was lucky to get a soap opera. 970 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:05,179 What do you mean? You've never met her. 971 01:15:08,980 --> 01:15:12,339 Mum, did she come looking for me? 972 01:15:22,459 --> 01:15:26,860 On a hot afternoon in the hills of Galilee, 973 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:31,020 a hungry crowd is gathering in the shade of a eucalyptus tree, 974 01:15:31,980 --> 01:15:35,060 when all of a sudden, 975 01:15:35,099 --> 01:15:40,099 Jesus Christ, the son of God, comes strolling towards them. 976 01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:43,019 We're hungry. ... they cry. 977 01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:45,380 Where can we get food? 978 01:15:45,419 --> 01:15:48,220 Showing them his loaves and fishes, 979 01:15:49,180 --> 01:15:51,860 Jesus smiles and says... 980 01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:56,700 Come unto me, all ye that are heavy lade and I will refresh you. 981 01:16:02,299 --> 01:16:03,300 Ben? 982 01:16:07,299 --> 01:16:11,260 * Well, Jesus was a man who traveled through the land 983 01:16:11,299 --> 01:16:13,420 * A hard working man and brave 984 01:16:13,459 --> 01:16:15,579 * Well, he said to the rich 985 01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:17,900 * Now give your money to the poor 986 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:20,500 * So they lay Jesus Christ in his grave 987 01:16:21,459 --> 01:16:25,180 * Hah-le, hallelujah 988 01:16:25,659 --> 01:16:28,860 * Hah-le, hallelujah 989 01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:32,059 * Hah-le, hallelujah 990 01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:35,739 * They lay Jesus Christ is his grave 991 01:16:35,779 --> 01:16:39,060 * Hah-le, hallelujah 992 01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:43,820 * They lay Jesus Christ in his grave 993 01:16:46,779 --> 01:16:50,060 Evie? It's me, Ben. 994 01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:54,459 I've only got a few minutes. I'm in that play at the church hall. 995 01:16:54,499 --> 01:16:57,779 I just want you to know, Mum never told me you called. 996 01:16:59,459 --> 01:17:04,540 Evie, I know you're in there. Please answer the door. 997 01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:11,300 Evie, I need to talk to you. 998 01:17:11,339 --> 01:17:14,699 I only stayed away 'cause I was scared what my mum would do. 999 01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:20,259 Evie! I need you! You're my best friend. 1000 01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:24,419 Don't make me go back there, not like this. 1001 01:17:28,739 --> 01:17:29,699 Evie? 1002 01:17:40,659 --> 01:17:42,140 You silly cow. 1003 01:17:44,539 --> 01:17:47,020 Hold on, dear. Bloody hell. 1004 01:17:52,940 --> 01:17:55,900 I'm coming! Hang on. 1005 01:17:57,820 --> 01:17:59,860 Don't give up! I'm on my way! 1006 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:01,860 Taxi! 1007 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:06,659 Saint Luke's Church Hall, Finchley. 1008 01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:12,900 And now, as the final chapter of our story unfolds, 1009 01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:15,379 we watch God's angels 1010 01:18:15,419 --> 01:18:19,739 surrounding the stone that lies across the mouth of the cave 1011 01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:22,979 in preparation for the greatest miracle of all, 1012 01:18:30,659 --> 01:18:32,820 Christ's resurrection. 1013 01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:03,379 How much is that, dear? 1014 01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:08,259 ...rolling, rolling, rolling. 1015 01:19:11,059 --> 01:19:15,659 Then, as the heavy boulder slips to one side, 1016 01:19:15,699 --> 01:19:20,099 Christ steps into the light and God the Father cries... 1017 01:19:20,659 --> 01:19:23,220 I've come for my boy! 1018 01:19:23,779 --> 01:19:24,979 Shit. 1019 01:19:26,499 --> 01:19:29,300 God as a woman. That's so beautiful. 1020 01:19:32,579 --> 01:19:34,099 Thank you. 1021 01:19:37,980 --> 01:19:39,500 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1022 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,460 Oh, thank you. 1023 01:19:42,539 --> 01:19:43,980 You are too kind. 1024 01:19:45,419 --> 01:19:47,619 Start the finale! The finale! Go! 1025 01:19:49,940 --> 01:19:53,820 My friends, my friends! 1026 01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:59,699 The time has come for God's son to say farewell. 1027 01:19:59,739 --> 01:20:03,020 Summer's lease has all too short a date 1028 01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:07,900 and the leaves on the trees, they are a-stirring. 1029 01:20:07,940 --> 01:20:08,860 Yes, Lord! 1030 01:20:09,259 --> 01:20:10,019 Yes, Lord! 1031 01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:11,299 Yes, Lord! 1032 01:20:11,339 --> 01:20:14,499 When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes, 1033 01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:19,339 lift yourself up and shout to the skies, 1034 01:20:19,379 --> 01:20:24,139 "No, no, I don't wanna be a tree no more! 1035 01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:25,060 "No... " 1036 01:20:25,619 --> 01:20:26,180 No! 1037 01:20:26,219 --> 01:20:29,539 "... I'm gonna be a man. " 1038 01:20:29,579 --> 01:20:30,900 Good news, Lord! 1039 01:20:30,940 --> 01:20:33,060 Yes, sister. Ain't it good news? 1040 01:20:33,619 --> 01:20:36,140 Oh, Lord, good news! 1041 01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:38,460 Yes, yes, yes. 1042 01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:44,300 No roots to dig me in the ground! 1043 01:20:45,499 --> 01:20:49,300 No branches to catch my crown! 1044 01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:55,380 I am the son of man, 1045 01:20:55,420 --> 01:20:58,819 ain't nobody holding me down! 1046 01:21:02,380 --> 01:21:03,860 Thanks for coming. 1047 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:06,260 You stuck by me, I'll stick by you. 1048 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:09,860 Thank you, thank you. Hallelujah! Don't touch my clothes. 1049 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:11,940 Stop her. What do you want me to do? 1050 01:21:11,979 --> 01:21:13,020 For Christ's sake! 1051 01:21:13,059 --> 01:21:15,619 Thank you, thank you. No, no autographs. Thank you. 1052 01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:26,739 Ben Marshall, come back here at once! 1053 01:21:34,419 --> 01:21:35,379 Time to go home. 1054 01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,020 Ben-Ben? 1055 01:21:39,059 --> 01:21:40,739 I'm not your Ben-Ben. 1056 01:21:40,779 --> 01:21:42,060 Don't be silly, my love. 1057 01:21:42,099 --> 01:21:43,699 And I'm not your love. 1058 01:21:43,739 --> 01:21:45,300 Ben, stop now, please. 1059 01:21:45,340 --> 01:21:47,060 No, I won't stop. 1060 01:21:47,260 --> 01:21:48,940 I'm gonna go on and on until everybody knows 1061 01:21:48,980 --> 01:21:50,619 just what it's like to live in your life. 1062 01:21:50,659 --> 01:21:52,620 Ben. "Be good, be nice. " 1063 01:21:52,659 --> 01:21:55,340 And all the bloody time, you're driving round in Dad's car having sex... 1064 01:21:55,379 --> 01:21:56,820 Ben! 1065 01:22:00,539 --> 01:22:01,900 Mr. Fincham? 1066 01:22:03,060 --> 01:22:04,779 Laura, darling! 1067 01:22:14,539 --> 01:22:17,539 Dear Ben, I do hope when you read this letter, 1068 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:21,379 your mother finds herself on the road to recovery. 1069 01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:22,779 In the circumstances, 1070 01:22:22,820 --> 01:22:27,659 I quite understand that you will feel it inappropriate to work for me anymore. 1071 01:22:27,699 --> 01:22:30,539 Besides, you are your own man now. 1072 01:22:33,060 --> 01:22:38,060 Do remember, however odd it all gets, this is only the denouement. 1073 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:40,900 The end is up to you. 1074 01:22:40,940 --> 01:22:43,779 To wit, I leave you with this quote, 1075 01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:47,459 penned by my dear friend William Shakespeare: 1076 01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:53,219 "When the shit hits the fan, get a tent. " 1077 01:22:53,699 --> 01:22:56,739 Ben. Come, talk to me. 1078 01:23:00,499 --> 01:23:02,940 How are you? 1079 01:23:02,980 --> 01:23:07,020 The doctor said the only reason I survived 1080 01:23:07,060 --> 01:23:09,140 is because I drive an economy car. 1081 01:23:10,980 --> 01:23:14,779 God truly is a friend to the thrifty. 1082 01:23:14,820 --> 01:23:16,580 Mum, please. 1083 01:23:16,619 --> 01:23:19,020 There's something else I need to tell you. 1084 01:23:22,579 --> 01:23:24,860 Your father and I have been talking. 1085 01:23:28,139 --> 01:23:30,860 I've prayed to God, and I hear him. 1086 01:23:31,619 --> 01:23:33,899 He's telling me to get a divorce. 1087 01:23:37,539 --> 01:23:38,540 Ben? 1088 01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:41,779 Hiya. 1089 01:23:43,139 --> 01:23:44,339 Hi. 1090 01:23:44,379 --> 01:23:46,659 I'm next in the prayer chain. 1091 01:23:48,739 --> 01:23:50,659 Are you all right, Ben? 1092 01:23:50,699 --> 01:23:51,619 Fine. 1093 01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:57,100 We all know about your mum and Peter. 1094 01:23:58,820 --> 01:24:00,739 If it's God's will... 1095 01:24:03,299 --> 01:24:06,220 You're very angry, aren't you? 1096 01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:10,060 Don't be. You're still God's gift. 1097 01:24:11,459 --> 01:24:14,579 Every day God gives us is a gift. 1098 01:24:14,619 --> 01:24:17,739 That's why we call it the present. 1099 01:24:18,699 --> 01:24:20,100 Fuck off, Sarah. 1100 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:24,699 What did you say? -I said 'Fuck off'. 1101 01:24:43,359 --> 01:24:44,320 Ben? 1102 01:24:46,199 --> 01:24:47,680 What are you doing? 1103 01:24:49,679 --> 01:24:51,199 You saw your mother? 1104 01:24:51,679 --> 01:24:54,520 Peter's taking her to Cornwall to convalesce. 1105 01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,080 She said I should visit them sometime. 1106 01:25:04,879 --> 01:25:06,199 I think it's better this way. 1107 01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:08,159 How can you say that? 1108 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:11,280 After all the shit she put you through, how can you say that to me? 1109 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:15,080 You're my dad. You're meant to stand up for yourself. You should've divorced her! 1110 01:25:15,119 --> 01:25:18,240 You should've told her to bloody well piss off. 1111 01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:19,200 I did. 1112 01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:23,399 It was me who asked for the divorce. 1113 01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:30,200 Ben, I know this is ha rd for you to understand, 1114 01:25:30,239 --> 01:25:33,560 but when I made my vows to your mother, I meant what I said, 1115 01:25:33,599 --> 01:25:37,799 and though it may seem like very little, I have tried to be true to my word. 1116 01:25:39,599 --> 01:25:43,599 You should've talked to me. I'd have understood. 1117 01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:47,639 I'm a poet. I understand the power of words. 1118 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:49,960 Yes. 1119 01:26:13,399 --> 01:26:15,320 I think I may move out here for a while. 1120 01:26:15,639 --> 01:26:17,920 Good idea. Get a bit of space. 1121 01:26:20,679 --> 01:26:22,920 You know, it's a while since I've been camping. 1122 01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:25,399 Dad? 1123 01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:28,679 I saw a skylark in Scotland. 1124 01:26:28,719 --> 01:26:32,679 Really? Do you know, I've never seen one. Did it sing? 1125 01:26:32,719 --> 01:26:34,200 Just like you said. 1126 01:26:34,679 --> 01:26:36,119 Wonderful. 1127 01:26:36,599 --> 01:26:38,040 It was. 1128 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:48,160 I do love you, Ben. Very much. 1129 01:26:50,639 --> 01:26:52,559 I love you, too, Dad. 1130 01:26:54,519 --> 01:26:57,799 Yes. Good. Yeah, that's good. 1131 01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:09,639 Blast you. Oh, for goodness' sake... 1132 01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:11,639 Come on! 1133 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,240 You blunt little bastards, cut! 1134 01:27:18,280 --> 01:27:19,240 Ben! 1135 01:27:20,719 --> 01:27:23,080 I wasn't sure I was going to see you again. 1136 01:27:23,119 --> 01:27:25,000 I've been a bit busy. 1137 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,359 Good. 1138 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:31,639 I can't stay. I'm on my lunch break. I've got a job in a bookshop. 1139 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:34,799 Books. Very apropos. 1140 01:27:34,839 --> 01:27:37,479 I'm living on my own now, in the garden. 1141 01:27:38,479 --> 01:27:41,040 Excellent. And your parents? 1142 01:27:41,799 --> 01:27:43,120 They're my parents. 1143 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:44,160 Yes. 1144 01:27:47,519 --> 01:27:49,920 So, any plans? 1145 01:27:51,839 --> 01:27:53,280 I'm thinking of going to college. 1146 01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:54,719 Where? -Edinburgh. 1147 01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:56,440 To study... 1148 01:27:56,479 --> 01:27:57,599 English. 1149 01:27:57,639 --> 01:27:59,840 English! Good choice. 1150 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:02,799 I wrote you something. 1151 01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:06,079 I'm still experimenting with free verse. 1152 01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:08,359 Free verse. 1153 01:28:09,319 --> 01:28:10,280 Ah. 1154 01:28:11,279 --> 01:28:14,000 "Some mysteries I will never understand 1155 01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,759 "The way the Earth rotates around the sun 1156 01:28:16,799 --> 01:28:19,119 "three minutes short of every day 1157 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:21,160 "Or the way the dead are gone 1158 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:24,160 "Like putting down the phone or turning a corner 1159 01:28:24,759 --> 01:28:26,319 "The future 1160 01:28:26,759 --> 01:28:28,080 "That's another whopper 1161 01:28:29,599 --> 01:28:32,960 "We can never know what we can never know 1162 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:36,319 "Except that whoever you a and whoever I am 1163 01:28:36,879 --> 01:28:39,359 "You made it all right to be me" 1164 01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:42,759 It's not Shakespeare. 1165 01:28:42,799 --> 01:28:47,639 No, dear, but it's lovely, and it's you. 1166 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,839 Bye, then. 1167 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,520 Goodbye, Ben. 1168 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:06,759 * God, God don't never change 1169 01:31:06,799 --> 01:31:12,520 * He's God, and always will be 1170 01:31:12,559 --> 01:31:15,360 * God in the pulpit 1171 01:31:15,399 --> 01:31:18,520 * God way down at the door 1172 01:31:18,559 --> 01:31:22,479 * God in the amen corner 1173 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:26,440 * God all over the floor 1174 01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:32,679 * God, God don't never change 1175 01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:38,920 * He's God, and always will be 1176 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:42,040 * God spoke to the mountain 1177 01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:44,639 * He said how great I am 1178 01:31:44,679 --> 01:31:48,040 * He watched me get up this morning 1179 01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:53,320 * And skip around like a lamb 1180 01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:59,080 * God, God don't never change 1181 01:31:59,559 --> 01:32:04,839 * She's God and always will be 1182 01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:26,440 * I'm in the middle of the ocean 1183 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:29,320 * On top of the old oak tree 1184 01:32:29,359 --> 01:32:33,400 * Everywhere I look 1185 01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:37,480 * He's always there 1186 01:32:37,519 --> 01:32:40,839 * For me 1187 01:32:41,319 --> 01:32:47,080 * God, God don't never change 1188 01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:52,839 * He's God, and always will be 1189 01:32:52,879 --> 01:32:58,399 * God, God don't never change 1190 01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:03,879 * He's God, and always will be 1191 01:33:04,839 --> 01:33:10,080 * God, God don't never change 1192 01:33:10,119 --> 01:33:15,359 * He's God and always will be 1193 01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:18,759 * And always will be 1194 01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:21,120 * And always will be 1195 01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:25,440 * God, God don't never change 1196 01:33:25,479 --> 01:33:29,759 * He's God and always will be 1197 01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:42,280 * He's God and always will be 1198 01:33:48,519 --> 01:33:55,240 * He's God and always will be *