1 00:02:10,315 --> 00:02:13,650 Dear, Boney D. Here are your test results. 2 00:02:17,153 --> 00:02:20,924 Down, down, down like a dive-bomb. 3 00:02:24,928 --> 00:02:28,381 Well, should there be a prayer or something? 4 00:02:28,431 --> 00:02:31,383 Quiet, you. Todd, you okay? 5 00:02:31,433 --> 00:02:34,435 Piece of cake. We can do this. 6 00:02:37,839 --> 00:02:40,209 All right, let's go. On three. 7 00:02:42,675 --> 00:02:44,677 - One. - One. 8 00:02:45,178 --> 00:02:46,679 - Two... - One... 9 00:02:47,179 --> 00:02:49,182 Two... three. 10 00:02:57,689 --> 00:03:00,192 - Are you happy? - Yes! 11 00:03:01,693 --> 00:03:04,195 - Faber? - Man, they really seal these things. 12 00:03:04,695 --> 00:03:06,197 Give me that. 13 00:03:09,699 --> 00:03:11,652 - I don't believe it. - Perfect scores. 14 00:03:11,702 --> 00:03:14,203 - You got perfect scores. - Oh, man. 15 00:03:16,206 --> 00:03:18,708 I guess I test well. 16 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:20,208 Yes. 17 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:24,662 You know what this means, don't you? 18 00:03:24,712 --> 00:03:26,664 A big screw up a SAT Central? 19 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:28,215 Free refills? 20 00:03:28,717 --> 00:03:32,220 No, we can all be in Boston together. 21 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:33,720 Would you like that? 22 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:37,223 Me and you, Boston... alone? 23 00:03:41,227 --> 00:03:42,729 Sounds a little hectic. 24 00:03:51,737 --> 00:03:55,206 How come you never return my calls? 25 00:04:03,214 --> 00:04:05,165 MAN: All right, just close your text books. 26 00:04:05,215 --> 00:04:07,668 Ladies and Gentlemen... 27 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:11,170 Calculus is not for wimps. 28 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:14,173 28% of you did not pass the mid-term. 29 00:04:14,223 --> 00:04:18,727 Miss Natatio, shake the dust out of your skull. 30 00:04:19,227 --> 00:04:24,182 Mr. Buchanan, I've seen squirrels score higher on tests. 31 00:04:24,232 --> 00:04:28,736 Mr. Faber, knock it off, you're making everyone look bad. 32 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:35,242 Mr. Boomer... 33 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:42,197 You were flying high, but you hit an air pocket. 34 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:43,199 Excuse me, Mr. Mueller? 35 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,701 Did you fall asleep at the controls? 36 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:48,703 Is there terriorion involved? 37 00:04:48,753 --> 00:04:52,206 You're going down in flames. See me after class. 38 00:04:52,256 --> 00:04:54,709 (BELL RINGS) 39 00:04:54,759 --> 00:04:57,711 Don't forget, have your parents sign those and return them to me. 40 00:04:57,761 --> 00:05:01,264 You know the drill. Have a nice day. 41 00:05:07,269 --> 00:05:10,272 You wanted to see me, Mr...? 42 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:17,278 You can take your form back. I won't be recommending you for Harvard. 43 00:05:17,778 --> 00:05:21,733 What? Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade. 44 00:05:21,783 --> 00:05:25,358 17 thousand excellent students apply there every years. 45 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:28,229 86% don't get in. You do the math. 46 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:32,202 Up until now I've had great grades. Up until now it's been little league. 47 00:05:33,993 --> 00:05:36,445 I'll try harder. I'll bring my grade up. 48 00:05:36,495 --> 00:05:39,496 Well, I won't hold my breath. 49 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:43,501 Close the door on your way out. 50 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,640 (SCREAMS) 51 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,646 Good one. 52 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:38,649 I'm sorry. 53 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:43,502 Sometimes you just got to scream, you know? 54 00:06:43,552 --> 00:06:45,555 I know how you feel. 55 00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:54,564 (SHOUTING) 56 00:06:56,564 --> 00:06:59,067 How was that? 57 00:07:00,568 --> 00:07:02,069 Miss...? 58 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:17,083 Hi, guys. Isn't this great? 59 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:22,242 Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza. THE RULES ARE: No beer, no drugs... 60 00:07:22,364 --> 00:07:24,589 - No sex. - Oh, right, of course. 61 00:07:24,866 --> 00:07:26,868 You know I just have to say it. There's beer in the fridge. 62 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,199 Those are the three selling points that got us here. 63 00:07:29,794 --> 00:07:30,955 I'm gonna go say "hi" to Jen. 64 00:07:31,295 --> 00:07:33,747 Remember, we must dance. Don't forget. 65 00:07:33,797 --> 00:07:36,299 - I'll see you later. - Bye. 66 00:07:39,302 --> 00:07:43,306 You look "Super" tonight, Kim. 67 00:07:43,806 --> 00:07:45,307 Thanks. 68 00:07:46,808 --> 00:07:48,811 Oh, my God. Brad, Tanya. 69 00:07:50,812 --> 00:07:54,766 "Super". I said, "Super." Yes, you did. 70 00:07:54,816 --> 00:07:57,268 I don't know what's wrong with me... 71 00:07:57,318 --> 00:07:59,770 every time I get around a girl like 72 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,771 I turn into Greg Brady with better hair. 73 00:08:01,821 --> 00:08:03,774 ...I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese 74 00:08:03,824 --> 00:08:05,325 I really think so 75 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:12,280 - Do you want to dance? - Yes, yes. 76 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:14,833 - Great. - Oh, God. 77 00:08:26,343 --> 00:08:28,345 NUN: Paul? Paul, I'm over here. 78 00:08:34,351 --> 00:08:37,353 Paul? Where are you going? 79 00:08:48,664 --> 00:08:51,616 Why do we come to these things, anyhow? 80 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:55,669 I don't know. I guess to appreciate it more when were alone. 81 00:08:55,772 --> 00:09:00,887 Mr. Smooth. Let's go up to the park. 82 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,560 - There's something I want to show you. - Oh, no. - Come on. 83 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,974 Don't make me. Twist my arm. 84 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:17,922 - So? - So, how about another poem? 85 00:09:18,422 --> 00:09:19,441 Okay. 86 00:09:19,491 --> 00:09:22,696 Okay. Are you still cold? If you are we could go back. 87 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:25,929 No, this is nice. 88 00:09:27,429 --> 00:09:28,931 I mean. 89 00:09:43,944 --> 00:09:45,445 What are you doing? 90 00:09:45,947 --> 00:09:47,948 - I'm ready. - What? 91 00:09:48,448 --> 00:09:50,951 - I thought... - You've out to... Todd. 92 00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:55,304 I'm sorry. 93 00:09:55,354 --> 00:09:56,790 Just... let's go. 94 00:10:00,193 --> 00:10:01,194 Paul? 95 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:05,880 Paul? 96 00:10:07,031 --> 00:10:09,984 - Oh, there you are. - Oh, God. 97 00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:13,037 I've been looking for you. Where are you going? 98 00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:24,090 Thank God. I can't talk now, I'm being chased by a nun. Drive. 99 00:10:34,455 --> 00:10:38,409 - So, you and Kirsten... - No, mission scrubbed. 100 00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:41,662 - What happened? - I pulled out a condom. 101 00:10:43,163 --> 00:10:47,666 I thought they wanted us to use condoms. I mean I pulled it out too early. 102 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:52,471 - There's a time limit? - I guess so. 103 00:10:52,972 --> 00:10:56,207 RADIO ANNOUNCER: 101.7 KFNX Boston. 104 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,710 Oh, yes, another exciting evening. 105 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:09,168 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 106 00:11:09,218 --> 00:11:12,639 - We're going back. - Are you insane? 107 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:16,692 Probably. At least we'll have something to do. 108 00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:26,463 Wow! Look at that. Yeah, a '66 Corvette Stingray. 109 00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:29,537 Shh, shh! 110 00:11:31,739 --> 00:11:34,475 - Hi, you need some help? - Are you guys cool? 111 00:11:38,744 --> 00:11:42,616 - Yeah, we're cool. - Yeah. 112 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:45,968 Wait, you are the guy from the reservoir. 113 00:11:46,018 --> 00:11:49,471 Yeah, hi. You want to hop in? 114 00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:51,255 Thanks. 115 00:11:52,691 --> 00:11:56,661 What reservoir? Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about? 116 00:12:13,575 --> 00:12:16,578 What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare tire? 117 00:12:17,579 --> 00:12:20,582 - I don't know. - I think it was a rhetorical question. 118 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,536 Thanks for stopping. I'm Vicky. 119 00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:28,088 Hi, I'm Todd. This is Fader. 120 00:12:28,588 --> 00:12:32,592 Hey, that has got to be just about the neatest car. 121 00:12:34,093 --> 00:12:36,095 Yeah, well. It's my husband's. 122 00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:42,050 If you're cold, there's a jacket back there you can wear. 123 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,102 Oh, yeah, thanks, 124 00:12:44,602 --> 00:12:47,105 I got wet standing out there. 125 00:12:50,606 --> 00:12:54,611 - Can we take you anywhere? - Where you going? 126 00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:59,115 - Nowhere. - Nowhere. 127 00:12:59,615 --> 00:13:02,584 Me too, nowhere. 128 00:13:05,587 --> 00:13:07,590 Okay, fine. 129 00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:13,594 Thank you. 130 00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:15,095 - Here you are. - Thanks. 131 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,599 Your lobster. 132 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,600 This is not right. 133 00:13:20,651 --> 00:13:22,604 There's something very weird going on here. 134 00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:25,205 By weird, you mean we're hanging out with a gorgeous woman... 135 00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:27,257 - then yes, this is weird. - Exactly. 136 00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:30,709 Woo... whoo. 137 00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:34,663 Well, they're sending a tow truck in about an hour. 138 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:37,182 Oh, great. Excellent. 139 00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:44,604 So, what were you guys doing, just cruising the night? 140 00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:47,976 We were down at the beach, at this "shindig." 141 00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:50,527 "Shindig?" "Shindig?" 142 00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,979 When did you start channeling Dick Clark? 143 00:13:53,029 --> 00:13:56,482 I don't usually say "shindig" it's just... 144 00:13:56,532 --> 00:13:57,984 He doesn't. 145 00:13:58,034 --> 00:14:02,537 I don't think I've ever said "shindig." He hasn't. I can vouch for him. 146 00:14:03,539 --> 00:14:08,160 You guys. You want to order some food and we'll drive you over later? 147 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:11,178 Oh... yeah. 148 00:14:15,182 --> 00:14:15,903 Peggy. 149 00:14:17,849 --> 00:14:22,533 So, what does one do at these "shindigs?" It's kind of been awhile for me. 150 00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:26,142 There's a lot of anxiety reiection. 151 00:14:26,192 --> 00:14:28,627 It's "super." 152 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,079 Are you okay? 153 00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:32,580 Ice cream headache. 154 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:35,133 He gets them all the time. 155 00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:53,565 I'm sorry. I just love ice cream. 156 00:14:53,615 --> 00:14:55,616 I haven't had it ages. 157 00:14:58,119 --> 00:15:00,622 Vicky, what do you do? 158 00:15:02,123 --> 00:15:05,126 I'm kinda between things right now. 159 00:15:06,227 --> 00:15:10,180 Music, studying, sculpting. 160 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:14,483 Sculpting? Yeah, mostly metal work. 161 00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:16,986 Kind of a hobby of mine. 162 00:15:17,036 --> 00:15:18,538 Cool. 163 00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,490 Yes... yes... 164 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,542 He did it. 165 00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:30,047 Great. Let's go. Sorry. 166 00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:36,570 - And eleven cents. Thanks. - Thanks. 167 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:40,073 Shouldn't you at least let us get the TIP or something? 168 00:15:40,123 --> 00:15:41,575 If you want to. 169 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,076 (COUNTING TO HIMSELF) 170 00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:44,627 About $2.75. 171 00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:49,581 Oh, dude, she dusted you. 172 00:15:49,631 --> 00:15:53,067 Math degree University of Vermon. Very useful. 173 00:15:56,938 --> 00:15:58,607 Math degree? 174 00:16:04,677 --> 00:16:08,180 TODD: So, do you know anything about calculus? 175 00:16:08,682 --> 00:16:10,183 Yeah. 176 00:16:12,684 --> 00:16:16,638 See, I tanked this mid-term... 177 00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:21,192 and if I don't pass this course my life is basically over with. 178 00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:24,144 Come on, I'm sure that's not true. 179 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:25,695 No, it's true. 180 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:29,199 Gees, Todd, I could help you with calculus. 181 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,653 Uh... sorry, guys... 182 00:16:32,703 --> 00:16:34,704 ...squirrel. 183 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,217 Well, here he is. 184 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,670 Do you need us to follow you or anything? 185 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,722 No, I'm fine. Really. 186 00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:01,012 I was really having a bad night there for a while... 187 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,196 ...but you... 188 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,882 ...you're... anyway. 189 00:17:06,494 --> 00:17:11,434 I should go. Thanks for all your help. 190 00:17:11,704 --> 00:17:13,173 Bye, Fader. 191 00:17:13,673 --> 00:17:15,173 Bye. 192 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:29,551 - Amazing. - Totally amazing. 193 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:35,564 Vicky... 194 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,011 ...about calculus. 195 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:44,032 You think I could get some help? 196 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:45,983 I... 197 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:49,970 Please, I don't have much time left. You'd be saving my life. 198 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,924 I... I'll think about it. 199 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,476 Yeah? Great, thanks. 200 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:03,132 Call me, I'm listed. Last name's Boomer, two Os. 201 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,184 Okay, good night. 202 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:15,142 - Boomer with two Os. - As in "moron." 203 00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:18,027 Yeah, as in "moron." 204 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:46,153 Trick or treat. Where in the hell were you? 205 00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:07,172 It's kinda late, isn't it? 206 00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:10,256 Why are you still up? 207 00:19:10,306 --> 00:19:13,242 It's not the best day of your academic career. 208 00:19:16,746 --> 00:19:19,248 I mean, I don't know what to say. 209 00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:22,500 I'm disappointed. 210 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,444 I'm... I'm angry. 211 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:29,591 And I'm sad... that the one thing you've worked so hard for... 212 00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:32,711 ...is just, it's slipping right through your fingers. 213 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,629 - Dad, it's just one... - Let me finish. 214 00:19:38,599 --> 00:19:41,451 We've worked so hard for this... 215 00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,203 ...and Harvard is there. 216 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:46,089 On a platter, it's just waiting for you... 217 00:19:46,139 --> 00:19:48,007 and you're just blowing it. 218 00:19:48,507 --> 00:19:51,175 I know. That's why I should get a tutor. 219 00:19:53,678 --> 00:19:55,464 What did you say? 220 00:19:55,514 --> 00:19:57,666 Dad, I've got to kiss ass on this course, right? 221 00:19:57,716 --> 00:19:59,400 I should get some help. 222 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,151 You're going to get a tutor? 223 00:20:02,151 --> 00:20:05,839 That's great. That's great. I'll help you get one. 224 00:20:05,889 --> 00:20:08,526 Actually, I've got it taken care of. 225 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,561 You did? 226 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,584 Hi... 227 00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:42,087 Thanks for meeting me here. 228 00:20:43,589 --> 00:20:46,542 The answers to your math final... 229 00:20:46,592 --> 00:20:50,594 are hidden somewhere on my body. 230 00:20:52,596 --> 00:20:54,098 Find them. 231 00:20:57,601 --> 00:21:00,104 That's my wife, punk. 232 00:21:17,351 --> 00:21:19,804 What is this, olive loaf? 233 00:21:19,854 --> 00:21:22,355 Yes, Weasel, this is olive loaf. 234 00:21:23,856 --> 00:21:24,858 Cake. 235 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,814 Well, finally hit the wall with my mom. 236 00:21:31,864 --> 00:21:35,784 She drives me insane. I'm going to move out to that cabin in back. 237 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,285 Cabin? 238 00:21:37,335 --> 00:21:39,453 Faber, that's not a cabin, that's a tool shed. 239 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,340 You realize this. You'll be sleeping with Weed B Gone. 240 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,341 Banana. 241 00:21:49,346 --> 00:21:51,849 So, have you spoken to Kirsten? 242 00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:56,352 No. But guess who called. 243 00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,272 She called? 244 00:21:59,322 --> 00:22:00,824 She called. 245 00:22:01,324 --> 00:22:03,326 - Who called? - Nobody. 246 00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:13,284 Um... I was thinking about the other night. 247 00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:15,786 Yeah, me too. I'm sorry about that. 248 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:19,339 No, I'm sorry. I think I overreacted a little bit. 249 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,842 Oh, no. Everything's cool. 250 00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:24,188 Really? 251 00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:27,346 I guess I just need a little more time. 252 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,351 Time is good. 253 00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:38,356 But, not too much time, okay? 254 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:30,317 But that is what therapy is for. 255 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:33,521 No, Ellen, I disagree. 256 00:23:33,571 --> 00:23:37,573 I think it does qualify as a cold. 257 00:23:38,073 --> 00:23:39,525 (DOORBELL RINGS) 258 00:23:39,575 --> 00:23:42,078 - I'll get it. - I got it. 259 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,033 - Hello. - Hi, Mr. Boomer? 260 00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:54,087 Yes. Whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy... 261 00:23:54,138 --> 00:23:55,591 ...or give generously to. 262 00:23:57,594 --> 00:24:00,742 Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicky. 263 00:24:01,929 --> 00:24:04,432 - You're Todd's tutor? - Uh-huh. 264 00:24:07,941 --> 00:24:08,929 Come in. 265 00:24:13,438 --> 00:24:16,441 Suddenly I understand the world so much better. 266 00:24:16,941 --> 00:24:19,519 Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor. 267 00:24:19,664 --> 00:24:21,445 Coming. 268 00:24:21,946 --> 00:24:24,448 - Hi, Todd. - Hi. 269 00:24:25,949 --> 00:24:28,905 Vicky, could I ask you to take a seat for a second? 270 00:24:29,059 --> 00:24:30,795 - Sure. - Great. 271 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,174 Elvis? 272 00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,409 Ellen, if you checked yours if in... 273 00:24:37,459 --> 00:24:39,411 ...you can check yourself out. 274 00:24:39,461 --> 00:24:41,413 I'll be right with you. 275 00:24:41,463 --> 00:24:44,412 Does she know anything about calculus 276 00:24:44,463 --> 00:24:46,997 or are you just going to take the $50 an hour... 277 00:24:47,047 --> 00:24:49,420 - ...and have a party? - She's got a degree. 278 00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,972 I don't know. Here, give it to her. 279 00:24:52,472 --> 00:24:54,474 All right. 280 00:24:56,477 --> 00:25:00,931 Vicky, would it be okay if I asked you a question of two... 281 00:25:00,981 --> 00:25:03,983 just to make sure you're up on this material? 282 00:25:04,034 --> 00:25:06,036 (SOFTLY) He's going to ask her a question or two. 283 00:25:10,277 --> 00:25:13,424 Okay. If 3A over five represents the change in force... 284 00:25:13,498 --> 00:25:15,092 ...applied to a moving object... 285 00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:17,815 ...what equation represents its momentum? 286 00:25:20,497 --> 00:25:21,999 Hold on, Ellen. 287 00:25:24,301 --> 00:25:25,802 Dad... 288 00:25:28,304 --> 00:25:31,306 Three fifths times the integral of A. 289 00:25:35,811 --> 00:25:38,314 Okay. We're going to be late for dinner. 290 00:25:38,714 --> 00:25:40,665 You guys have fun. 291 00:25:40,714 --> 00:25:45,819 I guess I was expecting someone... a little more mature. 292 00:25:45,925 --> 00:25:48,560 Are you kidding? Todd is going to work his butt off... 293 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:50,924 to impress a woman like that. 294 00:25:51,381 --> 00:25:53,749 Do you really think she's that attractive? 295 00:25:54,192 --> 00:25:57,814 For me, no. But I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective. 296 00:25:57,864 --> 00:26:00,032 She's older, she's more sophisticated... 297 00:26:00,533 --> 00:26:02,035 ...and that can be very appealing, if... 298 00:26:02,535 --> 00:26:05,488 if you go for that sort of thing. 299 00:26:05,538 --> 00:26:08,906 I don't go for that sort of thing. 300 00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:14,862 Okay, I thought we'd start off with your last test 301 00:26:14,912 --> 00:26:16,363 and see what went wrong. 302 00:26:16,413 --> 00:26:17,865 This is how it all begins... 303 00:26:17,915 --> 00:26:20,866 - What are you doing? - I'm sure I've got this. 304 00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:22,868 a simple look across a room... 305 00:26:22,918 --> 00:26:24,419 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 306 00:26:28,924 --> 00:26:31,925 I have no idea what you just said. 307 00:26:38,433 --> 00:26:40,384 Exactly. 308 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:42,936 Do you have anything to drink? 309 00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,939 Sure, let's see what we have. 310 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,440 Yeah. 311 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:51,894 We've got lemonade and chocolate milk... 312 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:55,447 Would scotch be possible? 313 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,952 Scotch would be so possible just one second. 314 00:27:01,452 --> 00:27:02,953 Thanks. 315 00:27:05,956 --> 00:27:10,410 So what else do you do, Todd Boomer, with two Os? 316 00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:12,961 I don't know... drawing. 317 00:27:14,463 --> 00:27:17,466 I draw a comic for the school paper. 318 00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:20,469 - Really. - Maybe it sounds a little silly. 319 00:27:23,538 --> 00:27:25,540 No, it sounds great. 320 00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:29,995 What? I'm not supposed to be up here? 321 00:27:30,045 --> 00:27:33,547 Oh, no. Stay, please. 322 00:27:35,048 --> 00:27:37,551 - Here. - Thanks. 323 00:27:45,558 --> 00:27:47,009 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 324 00:27:47,059 --> 00:27:50,012 Oh, that's my meat. My meat loaf, I mean. 325 00:27:50,062 --> 00:27:52,514 Oh, I should let you have your dinner. 326 00:27:52,564 --> 00:27:55,517 No, no. I'm not going to eat any of it. 327 00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:59,070 I mean, there's no meat in it... it's just loaf. 328 00:28:00,571 --> 00:28:04,023 No, actually, I should get home. 329 00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:06,526 Are you really leaving? 330 00:28:06,576 --> 00:28:09,029 Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd. 331 00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:13,081 Well, thanks for you help. 332 00:28:14,082 --> 00:28:16,034 Sure. 333 00:28:16,084 --> 00:28:20,038 It kinda felt good to be... um... 334 00:28:20,088 --> 00:28:23,041 You know, I'm just glad I could help. 335 00:28:23,091 --> 00:28:27,477 So, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter. 336 00:28:27,527 --> 00:28:30,030 All right? 337 00:28:37,936 --> 00:28:40,388 There's only three things I need to survive. 338 00:28:40,438 --> 00:28:43,942 My computer, tunes and food. 339 00:28:44,442 --> 00:28:47,395 And women. 340 00:28:47,445 --> 00:28:49,447 Hey, women will make the list someday... 341 00:28:49,948 --> 00:28:53,950 ...as soon as I learn to speak without my tongue inflating. 342 00:28:55,952 --> 00:28:58,454 - So, come on. What happened? - We did calculus. 343 00:28:58,955 --> 00:29:00,407 And that's it? 344 00:29:00,457 --> 00:29:03,409 Yeah. It was probably the best calculus ever. 345 00:29:03,459 --> 00:29:06,261 It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards. 346 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,847 Ooh, I love what you've done with the place. 347 00:29:08,897 --> 00:29:10,850 Bite me. 348 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,352 WOMAN'S VOICE: Paul, where are you, Paul? 349 00:29:13,402 --> 00:29:14,853 God! 350 00:29:14,903 --> 00:29:17,321 Please, get in here right now! 351 00:29:17,371 --> 00:29:22,376 Note the beauty of the fully- integrated tool shed audio system. 352 00:29:23,377 --> 00:29:24,378 (MUSIC BLARES) 353 00:29:25,879 --> 00:29:27,881 Paul, turn that music down, please. 354 00:29:31,883 --> 00:29:34,153 Paul, get in here. 355 00:29:35,487 --> 00:29:38,274 (SHOUTING) Paul. 356 00:29:38,324 --> 00:29:41,776 Mr. Bodine, trolling the murky depths. 357 00:29:41,826 --> 00:29:45,279 Mr. Freed, bottom feeding, again. 358 00:29:45,329 --> 00:29:49,333 Mr. Fader, smooth sailing, as always. 359 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:52,786 Mr. Boomer, getting the wind back in your sails. 360 00:29:52,836 --> 00:29:56,289 Mr. McAdams, failing. 361 00:29:56,339 --> 00:29:58,341 Give me laughing gas... 362 00:29:58,841 --> 00:30:00,844 Give me Novocaine... (PHONE RINGS) 363 00:30:01,344 --> 00:30:03,296 Give me fast release... 364 00:30:03,346 --> 00:30:05,798 Ease the pain... 365 00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:07,848 (PHONE STILL RINGING) 366 00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:15,857 (TURNS MUSIC DOWN) 367 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:20,310 - Hello. - Vicky, it's Todd. 368 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,314 - Hi, how are you? - Excellent. 369 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:27,316 We got an 89 on this week's quiz. 370 00:30:27,366 --> 00:30:28,117 We? 371 00:30:28,867 --> 00:30:31,370 Yeah, we're in this together, right? 372 00:30:32,871 --> 00:30:34,373 Okay. 373 00:30:35,874 --> 00:30:39,327 So, you think you could come by late? 374 00:30:39,377 --> 00:30:42,380 - Tonight? - Please, I'll drown without you. 375 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,380 We're talking Titanic here. 376 00:30:45,882 --> 00:30:48,334 Okay, how about 6:00? 377 00:30:48,384 --> 00:30:50,887 Great. I'll see you later. 378 00:30:54,390 --> 00:30:55,892 - Hey. - Hi. 379 00:30:56,392 --> 00:30:57,892 - How goes it? - It goes good. 380 00:30:58,393 --> 00:31:01,396 Ooh, look at that. So I guess the tutor's working out. 381 00:31:01,896 --> 00:31:03,848 - Yeah, she's great. - Yeah? 382 00:31:03,898 --> 00:31:05,851 Actually, she's really hideous. 383 00:31:05,901 --> 00:31:07,852 Really ugly, fat. Got that white foam stuff. 384 00:31:07,902 --> 00:31:10,354 - That's gross. - But she's effective. 385 00:31:10,404 --> 00:31:12,355 Well, that's what counts. (BELL SOUNDS) 386 00:31:12,405 --> 00:31:14,858 Oh, I've got to go to history. 387 00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:17,360 Well, those who fail to go to history... 388 00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:19,362 ...are doomed to repeat it. 389 00:31:19,412 --> 00:31:21,864 Exactly. Don't forget it's "diner night" tonight. 390 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:25,417 I can't make it. I gotta keep crankin', you know. 391 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,920 Is something wrong? 392 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:30,421 Why? 393 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:35,341 I don't know. You seem kinda off. 394 00:31:35,391 --> 00:31:39,179 I'm sorry. I'll try to get on a little more. 395 00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:43,232 I promise. It's just... Man with a mission. 396 00:31:47,736 --> 00:31:49,137 (KNOCKING) 397 00:31:51,072 --> 00:31:52,574 Yes? 398 00:31:54,076 --> 00:31:55,076 Hi. 399 00:31:56,077 --> 00:31:58,447 Are you ready for your next lesson? 400 00:32:00,081 --> 00:32:02,082 My parents are downstairs. 401 00:32:02,582 --> 00:32:03,984 Oh, yeah. 402 00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:13,224 (RINGING) 403 00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,180 Hello? 404 00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:21,732 Chowder head, you are... not here. 405 00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:24,185 Where are you? It's "diner night." 406 00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:26,686 Sorry, I can't make it. Vicky's coming over. 407 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,689 Didn't Kirsten tell you? 408 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:31,691 She's not here. Guess I'm not the main attraction. 409 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,744 Well, maybe I can stop by later. 410 00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:45,704 I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another. 411 00:32:45,754 --> 00:32:47,706 (DOORBELL RINGING) 412 00:32:47,756 --> 00:32:50,258 Just a sec. 413 00:32:51,258 --> 00:32:53,760 Todd's tutor is here. 414 00:32:55,762 --> 00:32:58,215 MR. BOOMER: Hey, there you are. 415 00:32:58,265 --> 00:33:01,217 Do you like hockey? There's a great game coming on. 416 00:33:01,267 --> 00:33:04,219 I don't know much about it. 417 00:33:04,269 --> 00:33:06,772 Well, sit down, I'll explain the whole thing to you. 418 00:33:07,272 --> 00:33:10,225 Jack is forgetting that Vicky is here to work with Todd. 419 00:33:10,275 --> 00:33:12,727 Right, right. He's upstairs. 420 00:33:12,777 --> 00:33:16,197 - It's probably quieter up there. - I'll go find him. 421 00:33:16,247 --> 00:33:18,617 She's a nice girl, huh? 422 00:33:23,553 --> 00:33:25,455 (KNOCKING) 423 00:33:27,457 --> 00:33:30,409 - Hi, is this cool? - Yeah. 424 00:33:30,459 --> 00:33:33,461 I didn't know you were coming up. 425 00:33:34,463 --> 00:33:37,416 Wow! Wild room. 426 00:33:37,466 --> 00:33:40,969 Thanks. Have a seat. I'll get a chair. 427 00:33:45,661 --> 00:33:47,258 These are great. 428 00:33:47,308 --> 00:33:49,876 - You did these? - Yeah. 429 00:33:51,138 --> 00:33:52,279 You're very good. 430 00:33:52,779 --> 00:33:56,945 - Do you like 'em? - Yeah. Especially this one. 431 00:34:00,286 --> 00:34:01,917 Here, take it. 432 00:34:02,788 --> 00:34:05,291 Yeah? Thanks. 433 00:34:13,797 --> 00:34:15,799 Here's your stack, Faber. 434 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:18,802 - Thanks, Hank. - You bet. 435 00:34:23,205 --> 00:34:24,206 Guess who. 436 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:28,160 Cindy Crawford, you came back to me. 437 00:34:28,211 --> 00:34:31,421 Well, it's just me. Sorry to disappoint you. I'm 438 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:34,530 thrilled. I didn't think you'd make the trip. 439 00:34:34,581 --> 00:34:37,446 Are you kidding? Of course. 440 00:34:37,685 --> 00:34:39,570 I thought maybe without Todd. 441 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:44,124 I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right? 442 00:34:45,312 --> 00:34:48,124 Yeah... he's obsessed. 443 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:54,583 So, next time we'll start with the new stuff. 444 00:34:54,633 --> 00:34:57,136 Do you think you could give me a ride to the diner? 445 00:34:58,349 --> 00:35:01,854 Um... sure, I owe you one. 446 00:35:04,642 --> 00:35:07,560 - You made this? - Yeah. 447 00:35:07,645 --> 00:35:10,147 I'd like to see the rest of your work. 448 00:35:10,647 --> 00:35:13,100 I don't really show my art. 449 00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:16,536 Can it really be considered art it you don't show it to anybody? 450 00:35:16,586 --> 00:35:19,088 Isn't that more like library or something? 451 00:35:19,589 --> 00:35:21,090 You're right... 452 00:35:21,591 --> 00:35:23,992 I'll think about it. 453 00:35:32,034 --> 00:35:34,986 I don't know, I get around someone, I can't... 454 00:35:35,036 --> 00:35:39,039 I mean, I'd like to impress like Kim, and... 455 00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:42,993 my brain just fills with trail mix, you know? 456 00:35:43,043 --> 00:35:45,545 - I just can't do it. - Oh, come on. 457 00:35:46,045 --> 00:35:48,047 Don't worry about Kim, You'll do fine. 458 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,950 Yeah, it's different with you, you're... 459 00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:54,953 Anyway... 460 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:58,790 Hey, there's Faber. 461 00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:05,578 - Who's that? - I'm not sure. 462 00:36:05,628 --> 00:36:08,081 Well, she seems sure. 463 00:36:08,131 --> 00:36:11,101 Faber, Vicky, from the car the other night. 464 00:36:12,903 --> 00:36:17,772 Sure, sure, Vicky this is Kirsten. Kirsten this is Vicky. 465 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,107 - Hi. - Hi. 466 00:36:19,608 --> 00:36:21,610 VICKY: Todd was hoping you'd still be here. 467 00:36:22,110 --> 00:36:23,562 KIRSTEN: Todd's here? 468 00:36:23,612 --> 00:36:26,613 Yeah, sorry. Vicky is Todd's tutor. 469 00:36:27,114 --> 00:36:28,566 I shouldn't have said that. 470 00:36:28,616 --> 00:36:30,517 Hi, guys. 471 00:36:34,522 --> 00:36:36,973 I see you met Vicky. 472 00:36:37,023 --> 00:36:41,527 Yeah, though I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd. 473 00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:45,881 - Kirsten. - Is it something I said? 474 00:36:45,931 --> 00:36:48,901 Oh, no, it's my fault. I'll be right back. 475 00:36:51,403 --> 00:36:55,406 Kirsten, there's nothing going on. She's just helping me in calculus. 476 00:36:55,907 --> 00:36:57,358 Then why lie to me? 477 00:36:57,408 --> 00:36:59,973 What, I'm not mature enough to handle that your 478 00:37:00,023 --> 00:37:02,366 tutor's attractive? Give me a break, Todd. 479 00:37:03,813 --> 00:37:05,731 I don't know why I lied. 480 00:37:05,781 --> 00:37:10,720 - Kirsten, come on. - Just forget it. - Kirsten. 481 00:37:20,894 --> 00:37:22,163 (SAXOPHONE SOLO) 482 00:38:01,564 --> 00:38:03,065 Get ready, Faber. 483 00:38:05,068 --> 00:38:07,069 Come on, man. Block the ball. 484 00:38:08,069 --> 00:38:11,807 Is she pissed? Has she said anything? 485 00:38:14,576 --> 00:38:16,170 No, not really. 486 00:38:16,297 --> 00:38:19,995 I know I screwed things up with Kirsten, Vicky's just... 487 00:38:20,045 --> 00:38:24,896 I love this. You gathered the wood, built the fire... 488 00:38:24,947 --> 00:38:28,004 climbed into the pot and now surprise, surprise, you're cooked. 489 00:38:28,054 --> 00:38:32,057 (HORN HONKS) Bye, Paul. See you in class. 490 00:38:36,561 --> 00:38:40,514 Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours? 491 00:38:40,664 --> 00:38:42,166 Incoming. 492 00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:49,659 Go away. Go away. Go away. 493 00:38:51,673 --> 00:38:53,676 Thank God. I hate goalie. 494 00:38:53,727 --> 00:38:57,731 I mean, Vicky's talented, smart, intelliget, beautiful. 495 00:38:58,142 --> 00:39:03,658 Kirsten is what, lower on the food chain? No, no. 496 00:39:06,187 --> 00:39:10,191 I don't know. Heads up. Shit. 497 00:39:14,694 --> 00:39:16,196 Nice stop, Pele. 498 00:39:16,696 --> 00:39:18,698 I'm a natural athlete. 499 00:39:37,213 --> 00:39:38,715 I got it. I got it. 500 00:39:45,721 --> 00:39:46,723 Yes. 501 00:39:56,231 --> 00:39:58,734 Has he said anything to you? 502 00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:03,236 No, not really. 503 00:40:08,341 --> 00:40:11,421 I'm sure he's said something, but you're being 504 00:40:11,471 --> 00:40:14,267 loyal to your friend. Which I understand. 505 00:40:14,372 --> 00:40:17,849 Well, you're my friend, too. 506 00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:21,653 You're a sweetheart. 507 00:40:22,653 --> 00:40:25,606 - Give me a hug. - I don't think so. 508 00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,656 Look out! 509 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:30,861 Sorry. 510 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:33,363 Somebody want to get that? 511 00:40:37,366 --> 00:40:39,817 Where are you... Faber? 512 00:40:39,868 --> 00:40:42,054 This will come out with club soda. 513 00:40:42,104 --> 00:40:44,763 - Mr. Todd Boomer. - Nice to meet you. 514 00:40:44,955 --> 00:40:47,075 Nice to meet you. You're next. 515 00:40:47,575 --> 00:40:49,277 No, no... 516 00:40:49,327 --> 00:40:54,581 Oh, right. Not until the interviewer sits or he invites you to sit. 517 00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:59,036 I've looked over your application to Harvard... 518 00:40:59,086 --> 00:41:01,334 what can you tell me about yourself 519 00:41:01,422 --> 00:41:04,040 that I'm not going to find on this piece of paper? 520 00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:08,544 Well, I value friendship, I value honesty. 521 00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:12,231 What about your passions? 522 00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:17,272 Breasts. I really love breasts. 523 00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:19,826 You just don't want to do this, is that right? 524 00:41:19,928 --> 00:41:21,073 Dad, I'm kidding. 525 00:41:21,123 --> 00:41:24,646 You don't want to. I'm kidding, relax. Dad, come on. 526 00:41:27,978 --> 00:41:29,812 What about your passions? 527 00:41:32,815 --> 00:41:34,016 Drawing. 528 00:41:34,516 --> 00:41:37,386 I really love to draw. 529 00:41:38,687 --> 00:41:41,507 I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper... 530 00:41:41,557 --> 00:41:44,358 I don't know, it sounds funny, but... 531 00:41:44,792 --> 00:41:48,928 that's when I feel the most "me". 532 00:41:50,831 --> 00:41:53,668 I feel really proud when I create something. 533 00:41:58,137 --> 00:42:00,539 That's great. (DEEP VOICE) That's great. 534 00:42:03,475 --> 00:42:06,457 The boat is trravelling a distance of 200 yards... 535 00:42:06,544 --> 00:42:09,981 ...at 25 feet per second. What is the rate of change... 536 00:42:10,482 --> 00:42:12,433 ...of the angle of deflection? 537 00:42:12,483 --> 00:42:14,435 Oh, Mr. Mueller. 538 00:42:14,485 --> 00:42:17,437 No, no. Come on. Somebody new for a change. 539 00:42:17,487 --> 00:42:18,329 Boomer? 540 00:42:21,992 --> 00:42:23,494 The rate of change is... 541 00:42:25,495 --> 00:42:27,948 .04 radius. 542 00:42:27,998 --> 00:42:31,951 Yes. Three pointer at the buzzer. Recommendation's looking better. 543 00:42:32,001 --> 00:42:36,504 Everybody see that? Now the boat continues... 544 00:42:41,410 --> 00:42:42,130 Hello? 545 00:42:43,412 --> 00:42:45,362 Vicky, hi, it's Todd. 546 00:42:45,412 --> 00:42:48,365 Oh, hi, Todd. I was just thinking about you. 547 00:42:48,415 --> 00:42:53,871 You were? Look, I had a really good time the other night. 548 00:42:53,921 --> 00:42:57,373 I mean, we got some really good work done. 549 00:42:57,423 --> 00:43:01,377 Yeah. Oh, did you work everything out with Kirsten? 550 00:43:01,427 --> 00:43:08,772 Kirsten? No, not really. Look, are we still on for tonight? 551 00:43:08,926 --> 00:43:12,378 Yeah, and actually I've been thinking about 552 00:43:12,436 --> 00:43:15,668 what you said about showing my art. 553 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,943 And, uh... why don't you come over here? 554 00:43:20,944 --> 00:43:21,895 Really? 555 00:43:21,945 --> 00:43:24,897 Yeah, it's 12 Chabber Lane. About 6:00? 556 00:43:24,947 --> 00:43:28,950 Sure. Great. Great. I'll see you then. 557 00:43:29,852 --> 00:43:31,353 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 558 00:43:42,129 --> 00:43:46,583 Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago. 559 00:43:46,633 --> 00:43:49,585 It sounds drastic. 560 00:43:49,635 --> 00:43:53,088 I've got to go to Vicky's. I'm late. 561 00:43:53,138 --> 00:43:56,591 Wait. Todd is going to his tutor's and I don't know why. 562 00:43:56,641 --> 00:44:00,145 She has to take care of her dog, it's having puppies. Bye. 563 00:44:00,645 --> 00:44:04,598 Whoa! Hey. Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation? 564 00:44:04,648 --> 00:44:08,101 It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Bye. 565 00:44:08,151 --> 00:44:13,106 "It's not beyond the realm of possibility?" 566 00:44:13,156 --> 00:44:15,158 He was wearing cologne. 567 00:44:36,677 --> 00:44:39,178 Wow. You did all of this? 568 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:45,634 I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows. 569 00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:48,637 No, it's just for me. 570 00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:50,638 I mean, I'd love to show my work... 571 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:54,692 but people might hate it or think I was crazy of something. 572 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,695 I don't think you're crazy. 573 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:01,699 My husband certainly does. 574 00:45:05,168 --> 00:45:07,670 You two don't get along, do you? 575 00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:15,678 WELL, LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY: What have you spent, about a minute in here with me? 576 00:45:16,678 --> 00:45:18,126 Yeah. 577 00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:22,711 That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent. 578 00:45:24,686 --> 00:45:27,055 Why do you stay? 579 00:45:30,222 --> 00:45:32,459 That's a good question. 580 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,395 Could we not talk about this? 581 00:45:38,398 --> 00:45:41,700 Okay. You know, you should think about it though. 582 00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:43,969 Yeah. 583 00:45:45,471 --> 00:45:47,422 Well, anyway. 584 00:45:47,472 --> 00:45:50,975 Wait, I have something for you. 585 00:46:00,683 --> 00:46:05,688 - Here, a present. - A present? For me? 586 00:46:06,189 --> 00:46:07,689 Why? 587 00:46:08,189 --> 00:46:10,692 For letting me help you. 588 00:46:11,693 --> 00:46:14,145 Shouldn't I be giving you the present? 589 00:46:14,195 --> 00:46:16,198 - Come on, open it. - Okay. 590 00:46:17,999 --> 00:46:21,001 It's Boney D. Did you make this? 591 00:46:25,405 --> 00:46:28,908 Wow. This is amazing. Thank you. 592 00:46:35,413 --> 00:46:36,915 No, Todd. 593 00:46:39,418 --> 00:46:41,219 Of course not. 594 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,423 Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard? 595 00:46:46,923 --> 00:46:49,927 I thought you told me your passion was drawing. 596 00:46:50,327 --> 00:46:53,830 Most people wish they had something they could get excited about. 597 00:46:54,330 --> 00:46:56,833 I mean, you shouldn't waste that. 598 00:46:59,802 --> 00:47:01,303 Look who's talking. 599 00:47:04,305 --> 00:47:05,807 Touche. 600 00:47:10,812 --> 00:47:13,262 So you're going to play like that, are you? 601 00:47:13,312 --> 00:47:15,765 No, you're not. 602 00:47:15,815 --> 00:47:17,316 Oh, you did. 603 00:47:18,818 --> 00:47:21,321 You dog. 604 00:47:21,821 --> 00:47:24,772 Wait, I've got an idea. Okay, stay still. 605 00:47:24,822 --> 00:47:26,324 No. What are you doing? 606 00:47:26,824 --> 00:47:30,779 I'm turning you into your alter ego, Boney D. 607 00:47:30,829 --> 00:47:34,832 Oh, man. Okay, now bark. 608 00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:41,272 Bark? (BARKS) 609 00:47:42,839 --> 00:47:45,125 - No. - Come on, a big, deep bark. 610 00:47:45,175 --> 00:47:46,677 (GROWLING) 611 00:48:05,192 --> 00:48:07,194 Wait a minute, wait. 612 00:48:15,401 --> 00:48:17,869 Could you... turn off that light? 613 00:48:31,081 --> 00:48:33,084 Is this happening? 614 00:48:43,693 --> 00:48:44,893 Oh! (THUMP) 615 00:49:59,426 --> 00:50:03,312 Hey, you'd better go now. 616 00:50:03,362 --> 00:50:08,032 Your parents might not believe you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus. 617 00:50:10,535 --> 00:50:11,674 Right. 618 00:50:18,976 --> 00:50:21,978 You know, I never thought I'd say this... 619 00:50:24,414 --> 00:50:27,650 but I really love math. 620 00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:37,959 I'd better go. 621 00:50:52,972 --> 00:50:57,094 It was, I don't know... I just see life so differently now. 622 00:50:57,144 --> 00:50:59,945 Well, I'm sure you do. You just slept with somebody's wife. 623 00:51:00,445 --> 00:51:04,433 No, it's not like that. I'm really into her. 624 00:51:04,483 --> 00:51:08,159 I wouldn't get too deep, Todd. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 625 00:51:08,247 --> 00:51:12,276 No, look, I've heard this guy's really awful to her. 626 00:51:12,369 --> 00:51:16,977 I'm not going to feel bad about this. 627 00:51:17,028 --> 00:51:20,311 No, no. As long as you feel good. That's all that matters. 628 00:51:20,529 --> 00:51:22,982 Jealous much? Gees. 629 00:51:23,032 --> 00:51:25,000 That has nothing... Just forget it. 630 00:51:25,434 --> 00:51:27,286 I thought you would be excited for me. 631 00:51:27,336 --> 00:51:30,338 Come on, Faber. We're friends, right? 632 00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:35,778 I gotta get home. My parents are going to freak out. 633 00:51:37,779 --> 00:51:40,281 You should be happy for me. 634 00:51:52,057 --> 00:51:54,059 He's gone. 635 00:51:58,564 --> 00:52:00,065 I'm sorry. 636 00:52:34,261 --> 00:52:35,262 Kirsten. 637 00:52:37,765 --> 00:52:39,267 Hey, wake up. 638 00:52:41,267 --> 00:52:44,220 Shit, oh, I have to call my mom. She's going to be insane. 639 00:52:44,270 --> 00:52:47,990 I'm sorry. I should have woken you up last night. 640 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,760 Oh, no, no, it's okay. I'm glad you didn't. 641 00:52:51,810 --> 00:52:53,711 She'll get over it. 642 00:52:54,712 --> 00:52:59,021 What are you doing? Morning breath. 643 00:52:59,072 --> 00:53:02,715 I know, me too. I gotta go. 644 00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:46,391 What am I supposed to say? 645 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,579 Hey, mind if I join you? 646 00:54:00,838 --> 00:54:04,141 - Kirsten, what's wrong? - Todd, don't even start. 647 00:54:04,289 --> 00:54:06,359 Wait, let's talk about this. 648 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,431 You figured you were just going to let me blow in the breeze and 649 00:54:09,481 --> 00:54:12,601 if I blew away then good, you won't have to deal with me anymore? 650 00:54:12,652 --> 00:54:14,569 I don't know what you're so upset. Because you 651 00:54:14,619 --> 00:54:16,418 fucked your math tutor and you lied to me. 652 00:54:16,918 --> 00:54:18,420 (ROOM QUIETS) 653 00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:37,336 (LAUGHING) (BELL RINGS) 654 00:54:45,843 --> 00:54:48,295 You told Kirsten about Vicky. 655 00:54:48,345 --> 00:54:51,348 - I didn't tell her. - Then how did she know? 656 00:54:51,849 --> 00:54:53,300 You told her. 657 00:54:53,350 --> 00:54:55,352 What is that supposed to mean? 658 00:54:59,354 --> 00:55:02,859 She was in my room when you came by last night. 659 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,545 What? Why didn't you tell me? 660 00:55:09,798 --> 00:55:11,749 What, you snaked Kirsten? 661 00:55:11,799 --> 00:55:14,752 I didn't snake her. Nothing's happened yet. 662 00:55:14,802 --> 00:55:17,755 Yet? Yet? What's that supposed to mean? 663 00:55:17,905 --> 00:55:23,450 Nice ethics, nice friend. You blew her off some fantasy 664 00:55:23,501 --> 00:55:27,478 and didn't even have the decency to tell her. I didn't know it was over. 665 00:55:27,611 --> 00:55:29,847 I didn't know this was going to happen between me and Vicky. 666 00:55:30,348 --> 00:55:31,349 Hey! 667 00:55:31,850 --> 00:55:33,852 What the hell is going on here? 668 00:55:35,353 --> 00:55:38,672 You girls want to fight, take it outside. 669 00:55:38,722 --> 00:55:40,173 And make yourselves useful, 670 00:55:40,223 --> 00:55:42,176 my car's parked in a out front in a tow-away. 671 00:55:42,226 --> 00:55:44,678 Keep an eye on it. I'll be right back. 672 00:55:44,728 --> 00:55:46,229 Yes, sir. 673 00:55:50,699 --> 00:55:53,353 Since when did you start pushing people in the halls? 674 00:55:53,403 --> 00:55:55,655 When did you forget who your best friend is? 675 00:55:55,705 --> 00:55:58,658 I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics. 676 00:55:58,708 --> 00:56:01,994 - Oh, my God. - What? Oh, my God. 677 00:56:02,044 --> 00:56:04,378 That's Vicky's car... 678 00:56:06,380 --> 00:56:07,881 Oh, my God. 679 00:56:09,383 --> 00:56:12,336 Oh, my God. This is... it's... 680 00:56:12,386 --> 00:56:16,839 This is a '66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen. 681 00:56:16,889 --> 00:56:18,574 Don't touch. 682 00:56:18,890 --> 00:56:21,147 - Nice car, sir. - She's a beauty. 683 00:56:21,269 --> 00:56:26,898 Yeah, she's my lucky charm. And I'm feeling lucky today. Check these babies out. 684 00:56:27,898 --> 00:56:31,055 I'm going to catch me some dinner at the reservoir 685 00:56:31,105 --> 00:56:33,871 before dark... I'll see you tomorrow, boys. 686 00:56:38,808 --> 00:56:40,809 I think I need to sit down. 687 00:56:51,820 --> 00:56:55,257 I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now. 688 00:57:13,173 --> 00:57:15,174 (SOUND OF ELECTRIC GRINDER) 689 00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:24,683 You shouldn't just show up. What if he were here? He's not here. 690 00:57:27,685 --> 00:57:30,187 No, Mrs. Mueller. 691 00:57:32,981 --> 00:57:36,489 - Todd... - How could you not tell me? 692 00:57:39,054 --> 00:57:40,196 I don't know. 693 00:57:41,698 --> 00:57:44,199 It didn't seem to matter at first. 694 00:57:45,828 --> 00:57:48,584 Vicky, what are we going to do? 695 00:57:52,207 --> 00:57:54,209 I can't be with you. 696 00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:57,211 I know. 697 00:58:10,722 --> 00:58:15,177 How could you Mary... Mueller? My God. 698 00:58:15,227 --> 00:58:16,728 (LAUGHING) 699 00:58:17,228 --> 00:58:19,231 What? It's not funny. 700 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:26,770 He wasn't always like that. 701 00:58:33,776 --> 00:58:35,778 You should probably go. 702 00:58:49,346 --> 00:58:50,467 I guess it had to end sometime, right? 703 00:58:54,294 --> 00:58:55,245 Yeah... 704 00:58:55,295 --> 00:58:56,796 you'd better go now. 705 00:59:03,802 --> 00:59:04,803 (LOUD CLANK) 706 00:59:14,311 --> 00:59:17,764 - MR. MUELLER: Vicky... - Oh, stop. 707 00:59:17,814 --> 00:59:19,817 What? 708 00:59:22,318 --> 00:59:23,319 Vick... 709 00:59:26,321 --> 00:59:29,275 - Who's that? - It's Roy. 710 00:59:29,325 --> 00:59:31,776 - Roy? - Mr. Mueller. 711 00:59:31,827 --> 00:59:33,828 Oh shit. Oh, God. 712 00:59:38,232 --> 00:59:39,734 Get behind the shelves. 713 00:59:46,239 --> 00:59:49,694 Hey, quit working on that crap for a minute. 714 00:59:49,744 --> 00:59:51,744 Look, look what I got... 715 00:59:55,748 --> 00:59:56,748 ...dinner. 716 00:59:58,751 --> 01:00:00,920 I'll just clean these up in the utility sink. 717 01:00:01,386 --> 01:00:04,304 Well, can't we wait a while? I'm not that hungry. 718 01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:07,307 You're not hungry? Well, I'm starved. 719 01:00:07,357 --> 01:00:09,310 Eat yours later. 720 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,863 Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible. 721 01:00:13,363 --> 01:00:15,715 I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir. 722 01:00:15,765 --> 01:00:18,067 (METAL CLANKS) Oh, yeah. 723 01:00:23,439 --> 01:00:25,942 Mr. Sherman, the earth science yahoo at school 724 01:00:26,442 --> 01:00:28,409 gave me these things called "Dopson" flies. 725 01:00:28,909 --> 01:00:31,729 - Sounds great... - Yeah, they start out... 726 01:00:31,779 --> 01:00:33,312 (LOUD CRASH) 727 01:00:34,721 --> 01:00:37,001 Christ man, watch yourself. 728 01:00:37,051 --> 01:00:38,597 Drinking? 729 01:00:39,766 --> 01:00:41,698 No, I just lost my balance. 730 01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:45,057 Yeah, okay. 731 01:00:45,558 --> 01:00:47,426 Tell you what, why don't I grill these? 732 01:00:47,926 --> 01:00:51,430 That way I don't have to worry about you screwing 'em up. 733 01:00:56,434 --> 01:01:00,187 - Oh, one other thing... - Yes? 734 01:01:00,237 --> 01:01:04,241 There's this kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer. 735 01:01:05,509 --> 01:01:06,760 Yeah? 736 01:01:06,810 --> 01:01:08,544 I'm going to write him a recommendation... 737 01:01:09,011 --> 01:01:11,397 but my printer's screwed up. Where's your old typewriter? 738 01:01:11,447 --> 01:01:14,250 I'll be in in a second and help you find it. 739 01:01:17,253 --> 01:01:18,253 Hurry. 740 01:01:30,298 --> 01:01:32,800 I think I will call next time. 741 01:02:21,519 --> 01:02:22,309 Good night. 742 01:02:23,543 --> 01:02:26,046 "Oh, good night, Dad." 743 01:02:27,447 --> 01:02:30,283 You seem pretty miserable tonight. Are you all right? 744 01:02:31,682 --> 01:02:34,634 What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow? 745 01:02:34,685 --> 01:02:38,189 Forget about it. You are going to be great. 746 01:02:38,689 --> 01:02:40,191 Great. Great. 747 01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:45,128 Actually, that's the least of my worries. 748 01:02:45,596 --> 01:02:47,780 Yeah? Want to talk about it? 749 01:02:47,830 --> 01:02:49,681 I wouldn't know where to begin. 750 01:02:49,731 --> 01:02:53,102 Come on. Give me a try. That's what I'm here for. Hit it. 751 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,822 Okay. 752 01:02:55,872 --> 01:02:58,924 I slept with someone's wife, 753 01:02:58,974 --> 01:03:01,159 and now I'm afraid he might find me and kill me. 754 01:03:01,209 --> 01:03:04,512 I thought you said you had a problem. 755 01:03:07,448 --> 01:03:09,766 Yanking my chain, aren't you? 756 01:03:09,816 --> 01:03:13,787 Oh, Dad, of course I am, of course. 757 01:03:15,288 --> 01:03:17,290 - I'll see you. - Dad. 758 01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:27,565 ...remember when I told you I value friendship and honestly? 759 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:28,749 Yes. 760 01:03:29,901 --> 01:03:33,170 - I meant that. - I know you did. 761 01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:43,896 Well, you've screwed up before, right? 762 01:03:43,947 --> 01:03:48,384 No, I never have, no. I mean it. 763 01:03:49,719 --> 01:03:52,087 Yeah, once or twice. 764 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:59,060 Well, all I can tell you is at the end of the day... 765 01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:01,162 ...it's just you. 766 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:05,549 So, I would face up to it. Whatever it is. 767 01:04:05,599 --> 01:04:11,387 'Cause I guarantee you the longer you wait, the worse it gets. 768 01:04:11,437 --> 01:04:14,256 Does that help? 769 01:04:14,306 --> 01:04:16,575 Yeah. Thanks, Dad. 770 01:04:20,804 --> 01:04:23,522 You're going to kill them. You're going to murder them. 771 01:04:23,782 --> 01:04:26,517 You're going to massacre them. 772 01:04:34,658 --> 01:04:37,611 Transcript and scores. 773 01:04:37,661 --> 01:04:41,329 Everything appears to be in order. 774 01:04:43,032 --> 01:04:45,634 Good grades. Good SAT's, 775 01:04:46,035 --> 01:04:48,654 some interesting activates. 776 01:04:48,704 --> 01:04:52,640 I tell you, I am bit hazy on one point. 777 01:04:54,041 --> 01:04:55,493 Yes, sir? 778 01:04:55,543 --> 01:05:00,431 It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife. 779 01:05:00,481 --> 01:05:02,348 Is that right? 780 01:05:15,413 --> 01:05:17,529 Mr. Boomer... 781 01:05:17,579 --> 01:05:24,078 Mr. Mueller, you scared me there. Big day today, huh? Harvard interview. 782 01:05:24,544 --> 01:05:26,688 Oh, yes, sir. 783 01:05:26,738 --> 01:05:30,191 I wanted to catch you before class. 784 01:05:30,241 --> 01:05:31,691 Do you have something you want to tell me? 785 01:05:31,741 --> 01:05:35,194 What is that, sir? 786 01:05:35,244 --> 01:05:37,247 Found this at my house last night? 787 01:05:37,747 --> 01:05:39,749 Got any ideas how it got there? 788 01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:42,751 You and my wife...? 789 01:05:44,085 --> 01:05:45,503 Well, you see... 790 01:05:45,553 --> 01:05:48,389 And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on? 791 01:05:51,392 --> 01:05:55,846 Okay, it was a mistake. I'm really sorry. I made a mistake. 792 01:05:55,896 --> 01:05:58,848 No, no, Mr. Boomer, you made two mistakes. 793 01:05:58,898 --> 01:06:01,351 - Sir? - A Ninety-eight. 794 01:06:01,401 --> 01:06:02,600 Ah-ha! 795 01:06:02,736 --> 01:06:04,681 I can't believe you actually thought you could 796 01:06:04,731 --> 01:06:06,769 get tutored by my wife and I wouldn't find out. 797 01:06:07,044 --> 01:06:10,359 That was pretty silly of me, wasn't it? 798 01:06:10,409 --> 01:06:13,732 I'm... frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been. 799 01:06:14,411 --> 01:06:19,266 Anyway, look, I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own. 800 01:06:19,316 --> 01:06:21,703 It's okay to get a little help on the side. 801 01:06:21,753 --> 01:06:25,522 It shows initiative. I'm impressed, Boomer. 802 01:06:26,522 --> 01:06:29,910 Well, I hoped you would be, sir. 803 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:34,029 In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you. 804 01:06:39,034 --> 01:06:41,486 Thank you. Thank you so much, sir. 805 01:06:41,536 --> 01:06:43,487 Don't tank on the final. 806 01:06:43,537 --> 01:06:45,038 Absolutely not. 807 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:49,810 She's good, isn't she? My wife. 808 01:06:52,813 --> 01:06:54,714 She's the best, sir. 809 01:07:30,112 --> 01:07:31,113 Hi. 810 01:07:31,613 --> 01:07:33,566 Hi! 811 01:07:33,616 --> 01:07:36,757 Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after 812 01:07:36,807 --> 01:07:39,571 yesterday's scene? Well, not everyone. 813 01:07:39,621 --> 01:07:43,370 No, I'm fearless man. 814 01:07:47,828 --> 01:07:51,564 I wanted to speak with you after the other night. 815 01:07:53,533 --> 01:07:57,101 Yeah, I really appreciate you being there for me. 816 01:07:59,070 --> 01:08:00,439 Well... 817 01:08:02,306 --> 01:08:06,476 I thought we should talk about... us. 818 01:08:07,677 --> 01:08:08,920 Is there an "us?" 819 01:08:10,581 --> 01:08:13,651 Well, I'd like there to be. 820 01:08:18,755 --> 01:08:20,857 Should we "us?" 821 01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:30,364 Faber, you know I think you're the greatest. 822 01:08:31,866 --> 01:08:36,436 You know if I was going to "us" with anyone, it would be you. 823 01:08:37,437 --> 01:08:40,324 But I really need some time alone, 824 01:08:40,374 --> 01:08:42,325 you know, for a while, 825 01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:44,210 just for now. 826 01:08:46,612 --> 01:08:50,048 Hey, it would kill me to lose you as a friend. 827 01:08:53,118 --> 01:08:56,203 Never happen. 828 01:08:56,253 --> 01:08:58,222 Okay. 829 01:09:05,863 --> 01:09:09,865 Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna. 830 01:09:10,366 --> 01:09:14,821 Ms. O'Brien, two words describe your semester... 831 01:09:14,871 --> 01:09:17,372 ...want to guess? 832 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,758 "Brain Dead." 833 01:09:19,808 --> 01:09:22,811 People, let me make something clear. 834 01:09:24,312 --> 01:09:27,315 I'm not happy you're having trouble. It pains me. 835 01:09:28,816 --> 01:09:32,242 It makes me feel like I'm wasting my time. 836 01:09:33,326 --> 01:09:40,327 Why do I come down on you so hard? Because fear motivates. 837 01:09:41,828 --> 01:09:45,781 Case in point, Mr. Boomer here, six week ago 838 01:09:45,831 --> 01:09:47,783 he was flushing a near perfect high school record. 839 01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:50,267 I rattled his cage... 840 01:09:50,768 --> 01:09:53,721 Now look at him, second highest grade this quiz. 841 01:09:53,771 --> 01:09:56,224 Poised to go to the school of his choice. 842 01:09:56,274 --> 01:10:00,727 So, if I tick you off, good, great. 843 01:10:00,777 --> 01:10:05,231 Use that. Prove that I'm wrong. Make me eat my words. 844 01:10:05,281 --> 01:10:09,285 Work harder. We'll both be happy. 845 01:10:09,784 --> 01:10:11,286 (BELL RINGS) 846 01:10:31,303 --> 01:10:35,311 - Mr. Mueller... - Todd? 847 01:10:37,184 --> 01:10:39,328 I appreciate what you said about me in class today. 848 01:10:39,378 --> 01:10:41,612 Don't let it go to your head. 849 01:10:43,247 --> 01:10:44,449 The point is that 850 01:10:44,849 --> 01:10:47,319 I really don't agree with the way you treat students. 851 01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:50,953 That's your prerogative. 852 01:10:52,155 --> 01:10:54,574 People don't deserve to be treated that way. 853 01:10:54,624 --> 01:10:57,395 Your wife taught me that. 854 01:11:02,831 --> 01:11:05,834 Vicky may be good with math, 855 01:11:06,335 --> 01:11:09,004 but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her. 856 01:11:24,317 --> 01:11:26,819 You slept with her, didn't you? 857 01:11:29,322 --> 01:11:34,326 Sir? Vicky... you slept with her. 858 01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:44,335 Yes. 859 01:11:48,773 --> 01:11:50,274 Yes. 860 01:12:05,286 --> 01:12:06,286 (TIRES SCREECHING) 861 01:12:16,362 --> 01:12:17,864 (RINGING) 862 01:12:22,368 --> 01:12:24,796 - Hi, this is Vicky... - No. Leave a message after 863 01:12:24,846 --> 01:12:27,323 the beep and I'll get back to you as soon I can. 864 01:12:27,373 --> 01:12:29,374 Vicky, it's Todd. Pick up the phone. Vicky, I told him. 865 01:12:29,808 --> 01:12:31,610 I didn't mean to. It just came out. 866 01:12:31,776 --> 01:12:33,931 I just told him, I'm sorry. He's on his way over. 867 01:12:33,981 --> 01:12:36,230 If you get this message get the hell out of there. 868 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,782 Please, right now. Get out! 869 01:12:47,289 --> 01:12:49,292 Shit! Shit! Shit! 870 01:12:51,794 --> 01:12:53,796 (MUSIC BLARING) 871 01:13:03,804 --> 01:13:06,691 Hi, honey, I'm home. 872 01:13:07,807 --> 01:13:10,310 Rough day at the office? 873 01:13:11,311 --> 01:13:16,916 No, same old, same old... Some kid... slept with my wife! 874 01:13:20,418 --> 01:13:22,804 (METAL CRASHING - ROY SHOUTING) 875 01:13:22,854 --> 01:13:27,625 - What's the matter with you? - I'm sorry. - You're sorry? 876 01:13:30,628 --> 01:13:32,629 One of my students, Vicky! 877 01:13:33,130 --> 01:13:36,132 You not only ruined my marriage... 878 01:13:36,633 --> 01:13:40,136 Now you're trying to ruin my career. Roy, stop it. Stop it! 879 01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:45,090 Stop it! 880 01:13:45,140 --> 01:13:46,607 Enough! 881 01:13:48,109 --> 01:13:52,113 Uh-oh, looks who's here... Mary Poppins. 882 01:13:55,215 --> 01:13:57,717 Mary, you fucked up. 883 01:13:58,151 --> 01:14:01,654 Never open an umbrella indoors. It's bad luck. 884 01:14:03,156 --> 01:14:04,607 Very bad luck. 885 01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:07,609 Okay, Mr. Mueller, just relax. 886 01:14:07,659 --> 01:14:10,111 Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy. 887 01:14:10,161 --> 01:14:11,663 It's between me too. 888 01:14:12,163 --> 01:14:16,167 Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Boomer? 889 01:14:17,668 --> 01:14:19,670 I thought I had you all figured out. 890 01:14:20,070 --> 01:14:23,022 You don't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else. 891 01:14:23,072 --> 01:14:26,526 But, you're gifted. You're a genius. 892 01:14:26,576 --> 01:14:29,529 Tutoring's just the tip of it. 893 01:14:29,579 --> 01:14:32,532 You improved your scores and scored with my wife... 894 01:14:32,582 --> 01:14:35,084 all without me knowing it. 895 01:14:35,584 --> 01:14:38,587 Then I write you the recommendation for Harvard. 896 01:14:39,087 --> 01:14:42,090 Ha, ha! That's genius. 897 01:14:44,593 --> 01:14:48,594 Yeah, you're a wizard. You're a mastermind. 898 01:14:49,596 --> 01:14:52,099 You must be very proud, huh? 899 01:14:55,602 --> 01:14:56,903 Well, shake my hand. 900 01:14:59,238 --> 01:15:00,539 Roy... 901 01:15:00,972 --> 01:15:02,273 Shut up. 902 01:15:03,942 --> 01:15:06,111 Let's put this behind us. 903 01:15:20,223 --> 01:15:22,592 I'm sorry. 904 01:15:23,593 --> 01:15:25,462 Is he gone? 905 01:15:26,695 --> 01:15:30,098 Yeah. You were really brave back there. 906 01:15:30,598 --> 01:15:32,283 Yeah... 907 01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:36,254 Though your choice in weapons was a little weak. 908 01:15:36,304 --> 01:15:39,139 Well, you know, if he would have spit at us... 909 01:15:46,413 --> 01:15:47,914 I'm sorry. 910 01:15:50,884 --> 01:15:53,118 I'm actually grateful. 911 01:15:54,619 --> 01:15:57,322 I should have gotten out of this a long time ago. 912 01:15:57,789 --> 01:16:00,091 What are you going to do now? 913 01:16:01,593 --> 01:16:03,445 Well... 914 01:16:04,343 --> 01:16:07,579 I think I'm going to try New York... 915 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:10,917 ...try this art thing. 916 01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:21,042 I'm going to miss you. 917 01:16:39,993 --> 01:16:43,495 - Here, a souvenir. - What's this? 918 01:16:43,996 --> 01:16:47,000 Your Harvard recommendation. 919 01:16:56,007 --> 01:16:59,960 - What time is it? - I don't know, around 3:00? 920 01:17:00,010 --> 01:17:02,513 My interview is at 4:00. 921 01:17:05,516 --> 01:17:07,017 Bye. 922 01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:14,023 - Go. - I'll come visit you in New York. 923 01:17:15,023 --> 01:17:17,026 Good luck. 924 01:17:35,541 --> 01:17:37,043 Look out, coming through. 925 01:17:39,846 --> 01:17:41,847 Todd Boomer... 926 01:17:43,349 --> 01:17:47,802 - Did Todd Boomer check in yet? - No, not yet. 927 01:17:47,852 --> 01:17:49,354 I'm here. 928 01:17:50,855 --> 01:17:55,309 - Todd Boomer... - Present. 929 01:17:55,359 --> 01:17:57,861 Okay, need a minute? 930 01:17:58,862 --> 01:18:02,865 - No, no, I'm fine. - Okay, come on in. 931 01:18:05,368 --> 01:18:07,370 Calculus teacher. 932 01:18:11,373 --> 01:18:14,826 Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day. 933 01:18:14,876 --> 01:18:16,878 No, I'm fine, really. 934 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,382 Please. 935 01:18:21,883 --> 01:18:29,222 Well I've gone over your stats and everything looks okay... 936 01:18:30,590 --> 01:18:37,061 But, I'll be honest, you're not a typical Harvard candidate. 937 01:18:38,497 --> 01:18:42,583 I don't see you making the top five of your class. 938 01:18:42,633 --> 01:18:46,304 Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident. 939 01:18:52,809 --> 01:18:55,812 Todd, let me ask you something. 940 01:18:56,313 --> 01:18:58,248 Why do you want to go to Harvard? 941 01:19:01,117 --> 01:19:04,535 I guess my dad and I always had it planned that way. 942 01:19:04,585 --> 01:19:07,888 He looks up to the students here as something special. 943 01:19:11,393 --> 01:19:13,843 What I'm getting at is... 944 01:19:13,893 --> 01:19:18,131 why do you want to go to Harvard? 945 01:19:23,903 --> 01:19:31,627 Look, I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life... 946 01:19:31,677 --> 01:19:33,811 And now that I'm here... 947 01:19:35,747 --> 01:19:39,133 Look, I know Harvard is a great school... 948 01:19:39,183 --> 01:19:41,653 it's the greatest, right? 949 01:19:45,621 --> 01:19:49,460 I'm really not quite so sure it's for me. 950 01:20:06,206 --> 01:20:11,161 Now, just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right? 951 01:20:11,211 --> 01:20:13,163 A firm handshake's all you need. 952 01:20:13,213 --> 01:20:15,082 Okay, Dad. Thanks, I know. 953 01:20:52,547 --> 01:20:56,550 Hey, how did it go, Buddy? Hello? 954 01:21:01,055 --> 01:21:02,556 Oh, my God. What happened? 955 01:21:03,056 --> 01:21:04,942 I got punched. 956 01:21:04,992 --> 01:21:06,443 Hang on, Ellen. 957 01:21:06,493 --> 01:21:08,377 Todd got punched at his Harvard interview. 958 01:21:08,427 --> 01:21:10,846 I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom. 959 01:21:10,896 --> 01:21:12,782 No, wait, that's wrong. 960 01:21:12,832 --> 01:21:15,268 I need to talk to you for a second. 961 01:21:17,769 --> 01:21:20,671 This is pretty important. 962 01:21:26,044 --> 01:21:28,678 You said it was important. 963 01:21:30,147 --> 01:21:32,982 I don't really know how to tell you guys this. 964 01:21:36,152 --> 01:21:38,787 You don't want to go to Harvard, do you? 965 01:21:40,957 --> 01:21:42,358 No, no. 966 01:21:42,825 --> 01:21:47,595 I was thinking about applying to an art school. 967 01:21:52,567 --> 01:21:56,371 I should let you two discuss this. 968 01:21:59,872 --> 01:22:02,642 Todd, can I ask you a question? 969 01:22:04,143 --> 01:22:06,596 Why didn't you tell me about this before? 970 01:22:06,646 --> 01:22:08,997 Why didn't you tell me last night? 971 01:22:09,047 --> 01:22:12,349 I don't think I really knew until today. 972 01:22:14,786 --> 01:22:19,656 - You're upset. - Yeah. I am. I am upset. 973 01:22:20,658 --> 01:22:22,159 A little. 974 01:22:28,698 --> 01:22:30,767 It's your decision. 975 01:22:41,242 --> 01:22:43,695 - Yes. - Good. Good. 976 01:22:43,745 --> 01:22:46,198 You're doing very poorly. 977 01:22:46,248 --> 01:22:50,199 You know, this game was much more boring... 978 01:22:50,249 --> 01:22:52,652 ...before they put those flippers in. 979 01:22:55,022 --> 01:22:57,024 Oh, wait. Yes. Yes. 980 01:22:59,918 --> 01:23:01,869 - I'll be right back. - Where are you going? 981 01:23:01,927 --> 01:23:04,880 Don't leave me, Faber. Come on, I'm on a streak... 982 01:23:04,930 --> 01:23:06,899 Hey, what's going on? 983 01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:12,403 Jesus, what happened to you? 984 01:23:14,839 --> 01:23:18,692 - Did Mueller do that? - Yeah, it's a long story. 985 01:23:18,742 --> 01:23:22,096 It's going to take a major pancake marathon to be told properly. 986 01:23:22,146 --> 01:23:24,147 I'll buy. 987 01:23:28,017 --> 01:23:30,318 You need to talk to Kirsten? 988 01:23:30,718 --> 01:23:32,186 Yeah. 989 01:23:34,689 --> 01:23:39,693 Well, I'm going to build something with toothpicks. 990 01:23:40,194 --> 01:23:41,962 Thanks man. You're the best. 991 01:23:48,602 --> 01:23:51,054 So, how did you know was here? 992 01:23:51,104 --> 01:23:53,105 "Diner night." 993 01:23:53,605 --> 01:23:55,106 Of course. 994 01:23:56,608 --> 01:24:00,612 - So, I made a decision. - Yeah? 995 01:24:03,615 --> 01:24:06,117 I'm not going to Harvard. 996 01:24:08,118 --> 01:24:10,621 Really? That's a breakthrough. 997 01:24:13,624 --> 01:24:17,077 I figured art school would be better for me, you know? 998 01:24:17,127 --> 01:24:20,129 Yeah, I think you're right. 999 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:28,670 That's not what I wanted to talk to you about though. 1000 01:24:36,076 --> 01:24:41,865 I guess what I wanted to say was, I'm really sorry. 1001 01:24:41,915 --> 01:24:46,753 I know I hurt you and I never meant to do that. 1002 01:24:48,087 --> 01:24:54,159 I guess all I'm asking for is that you don't write off as a friend. 1003 01:25:02,166 --> 01:25:04,267 Never happen. 1004 01:25:33,893 --> 01:25:37,346 You know, I'm really going to miss this spot when we're off at school. 1005 01:25:37,396 --> 01:25:38,848 Yeah, me too. 1006 01:25:38,898 --> 01:25:41,851 I wonder where we'll be in ten years. 1007 01:25:41,901 --> 01:25:45,320 Well, you will be working on your second hundred million 1008 01:25:45,370 --> 01:25:50,275 on interactive 3D Smell-O-Vision computer games. 1009 01:25:51,276 --> 01:25:57,782 My shed will be totally decked out with a jacuzzi and water slide. 1010 01:25:59,283 --> 01:26:01,067 Okay, and me? 1011 01:26:01,117 --> 01:26:03,620 Okay, the place, New York. 1012 01:26:04,053 --> 01:26:06,823 The event, the book signing of your first 1013 01:26:07,323 --> 01:26:11,577 wildly successful collection of poetry. 1014 01:26:11,627 --> 01:26:15,062 "Wildly successful"... I like that. 1015 01:26:16,063 --> 01:26:17,565 What about me? 1016 01:26:18,573 --> 01:26:22,578 "Do you want fries with your order today, sir?" 1017 01:26:23,070 --> 01:26:24,004 Okay. 1018 01:26:26,506 --> 01:26:29,960 Okay, 2,008 we all meet back here and compare notes. 1019 01:26:30,010 --> 01:26:31,511 What do you say? 1020 01:26:33,012 --> 01:26:34,463 Never happen. 1021 01:26:34,514 --> 01:26:36,514 Guys, come on, work with me. Work with me.