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(Stirring up)
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Gilbert, I don't have it.
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-Isn't that true?
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-In 25 years,
I have never forgotten a corkscrew.
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-I promise, I won't tell.
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-THANKS.
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-Christian? The crane.
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-Yes I know.
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(paced music)
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-51 meters high.
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This crane can lift
up to 100 tonnes!
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One hundred tons of containers
to unload ships.
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-WELL DONE !
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-This crane,
that’s three million euros!
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-Four.
-They tell me four.
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-OH YES.
-Funded
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at 40%
by the Languedoc-Roussillon region.
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-Occitanie.
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-Sorry, no, no. Occitanie!
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-AH, STILL!
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-40% by the general council
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of the Eastern Pyrenees!
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40% by...
-No, because here we are at 120%.
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-Ah, well yes.
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And 20% by the chamber of commerce
from Perpignan, in charge
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of port management.
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I now declare open
the ceremony
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inauguration of the crane!
(Applause)
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-Thank you.
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(Whispers)
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-There you go!
(Clamor)
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-Thank you.
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-My dear friends, this crane,
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unique, is capable of lifting everything.
All ! Except our glasses.
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(Laughs)
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I am calling now
basically, let's raise our glasses!
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And for this,
I invite you to join
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the buffet with complete peace of mind.
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(Brouhaha)
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-You saw the mayor,
for the inauguration?
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"Yes, the pride of Port-Vendres,
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"a 51 meter high crane!
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“Huh, Milène, Milène…”
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-Wait, I'll make you Milène.
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“I’m coming, Mr. Mayor, I’m coming!”
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-Milene!
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-Wait, I have something to say.
-AH.
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-I have something to tell you.
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So what's going on?
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-Oh, Christian!
-What ?
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-It's homemade,
I just finished.
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-You don't have any others,
in your freezer, boxes
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homemade?
(Laughs)
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There is Jean-Mi,
and that's why we're here,
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who celebrates the end
of his nervous breakdown!
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-YEAH !
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-THANKS.
-GO AWAY, JEAN-MI!
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JEAN-MI! JEAN-MI!
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-But Jean-Mi, you too!
Look at !
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-I walked in it.
-Shit brings good luck.
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(Laughs)
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-It’s true that things are better.
I feel it!
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Before, I cried for nothing.
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It's all over.
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I feel like depression...
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is behind me.
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-Jean-Mi is cured!
-YEAH !
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JEAN-MI! JEAN-MI! JEAN-MI!
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-She has a good face.
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-For now,
no boats to unload.
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Those who come
already have their crane!
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-But it’s a region
who has plans.
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As an elected official, there is no need to realize
projects, just have them.
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(Laughs)
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By the way, Mr. Mayor.
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-Yes ?
-What's new ?
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-For ?
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-You weren't committed
to reduce the workforce of the town hall?
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-Ah good ? Menard?
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-It's becoming clearer. We're going to...
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We're going to strangle them.
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-We can't wait
the elections?
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We, the elected officials, are still here
to be re-elected.
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(Laughs)
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-But, Mr. Mayor,
I promise, it’s promised.
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-Oh yes.
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-Go to the crane!
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-TO THE CRANE.
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-What is this ?
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-It's weird.
It's the same, but it's not the same.
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-I don't know.
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-Something is missing.
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-Thierry?
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-Yes, my Michel?
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(He groans.)
What is it?
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(He whispers)
- What is it?
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-What ?
-It's what ?
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Speak !
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-I don't understand.
-Wait, I did taekwondo.
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I'm a good one!
-How are you.
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-Thierry, you can mess around
on women and rugby,
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on your homemade frozen meals,
but never on Ricard!
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You won't fuck us on Ricard!
-Speak !
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Before it's too late.
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He can be stupid, and so can I!
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If we start at 2,
you'll believe there are 3 of us.
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-I know.
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It's not 51.
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It’s a 45!
-Isn't that true?
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-You will never do it to us again!
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You never do that to us!
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Six degrees?
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In the yellow,
it's like NASA,
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to within 6 degrees,
you miss the objective!
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-Six degrees less,
you aim for Cahors, you smash Limoges.
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-We have no room for error.
-NO.
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-You know
what is the town hall preparing for us?
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Fire people.
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We won't let it happen.
The revolt is brewing.
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The fight is brewing!
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(He sings)
It’s the struggle
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Final
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Let's group up and tomorrow
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The International
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Will be the human race
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-I didn't introduce you
Frédéric Lambert, from the BIC.
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-The what?
-The Catalan Industrial Bank.
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-Sir.
-My respects.
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I present to you
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my wife, Céline.
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-My respects, madam.
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You are charming.
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-THANKS.
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-She often comes to rest
on our sailboat.
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-It's so relaxing,
so peaceful...
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Sometimes a little long,
especially in the evening.
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-Ah yes, that’s loneliness.
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I will come see you.
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Finally, see your boat,
because I love sailing.
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-Are you blocking?
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-All the time.
Well, as soon as possible.
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I love tillers,
the straight bars, very solid.
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Finally, the bars, yes.
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-Me too, so much so.
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-There, there you go.
I suggest you taste
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these famous mini-pizzas
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from Thierry, on the quay.
-THANKS.
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-It's homemade.
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Please, Mr. Mayor.
With me...
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-I'm not hungry anymore.
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-Are we doing the prawn dance?
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-YEAH !
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-I'm going to get my guitar.
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-NO !
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-Fuck, you,
I'll do taekwondo for you.
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-Come on, get out!
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-X-O, X-O, HI, HI.
(They giggle.)
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-Here we go!
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(Clamor)
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-THREE, FOUR.
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-IT’S THE DANCE OF THE PRAWNS
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ON SKEWERS
LIKE ASSHOLE
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PALAM PAM PAM
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IT’S THE DANCE OF THE PRAWNS
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MOUTH FULL, HANDS FULL
IT’S DISGUSTING
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PALAM PAM PAM
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-WE ARE...
-GAMBAS!
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-WE ARE...
-BITCHES!
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-IS WHAT WE ARE
FISH?
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-NO, NO, NO!
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-IS WHAT WE ARE
LOBSTERS?
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-WE DON'T HAVE A STING
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-IS WHAT WE ARE
OLD CRABS?
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-WE WANT RAB
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-NO OCTOPIES WITH TENTACLES
HOW DO YOU WANT...
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-THAT I BACK
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PALAM PAM PAM
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IT’S THE DANCE OF THE PRAWNS
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MOUTH FULL, HANDS FULL
IT’S DISGUSTING
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PALAM PAM PAM
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WE ARE...
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-It's homemade!
(Brouhaha)
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-WE ARE...
-GAMBAS!
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-Very beautiful house.
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-Ah yes, really, very beautiful.
-THANKS.
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So, I don't know
if you saw the terrace,
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but the stainless steel posts
were welded by hand,
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the old way.
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-By the municipal authorities, I hope?
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-We are never better served
than by oneself.
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-During working hours?
-Obviously.
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-Obviously. There are a few leaders,
but they have a good background.
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Ah, Mrs. Lambert!
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Have you seen my posts?
-Stainless steel posts!
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Hand welded, I love it.
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-Handmade, I love it.
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(Laughs)
Huh, Mr. Mayor?
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-Are you not doing well, Ménard?
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-Please,
a little moment of attention.
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-Wait, there’s Gilbert
who wants to speak. Listen to Gilbert!
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-Thank you, Christian.
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-I'll help you. Oh, silence,
There is Gilbert who wants to talk.
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-SO...
-I have something to say first.
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Good news, that's it,
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the union premises,
he connected us.
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The “wify” works.
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-AH!
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-We are going to vote
for the trip with the union.
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We have 2 options.
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Or a 3-day stay in Paris,
with visit to the Louvre,
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of the Eiffel Tower,
of the Sacred Heart, finally...
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With Paris,
with the air of Paris, the gray weather,
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pollution... Paris, what!
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Or 3 days at Perthus,
with its snow-capped mountains,
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its pure air, its tax-free Ricard,
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and her waiting daughters
to reach the scholarships.
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We go to the vote,
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who is for Perthus?
-YEAH !
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-For the 6th consecutive year,
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the Perthus was adopted
unanimously.
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-YEAH !
-Yes!
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-We can't do anything about it,
it’s democracy.
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-My mother said to me:
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"If you like this Véro that much,
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“you have to marry him.
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“Because with the Lavergnes,
we are clean.
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“We get married, and then we sleep.”
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The problem is...
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she is from Port-Vendres,
I'm from Collioure...
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I tell myself that love
can erase this difference,
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but there are several kilometers.
Three, at least.
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-If you think it's the woman
of your life, marry her.
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-There's no other one anyway.
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You just have to know
if we are good together.
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-Are you kidding or what, Gilbert?
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Already, I will tell you,
physically, you are at the top.
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Afterwards, what's left?
Intellectually?
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Intellectually, you are...
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How can I tell you, you are...
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You are the same, that's it.
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No, I mean,
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you won't get any better
than this Véro, I think.
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*-We sheath, we draw.
We sheathe, we draw.
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Yes, it's good, Véro, like that.
Very hard on the buttocks. It's coming.
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We draw, we sheath.
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We draw, we sheath.
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We draw, we sheath.
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-In any case,
I wear more than a 36.
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-A 36 maybe,
but who suffers, Véro, eh?
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*-Come on girls, let's go down.
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Still lower.
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She chuckles.
-Oh my, it's not a thong,
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it's a wire that cuts through butter.
254
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,291
It's a thread that cuts through the fat!
(Laughs)
255
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,625
*-And we believe it.
256
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:08,875
We spread our thighs wide, Véro.
257
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:11,875
Yes, that's it!
-But that’s what we dream of.
258
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,125
(Laughing)
259
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:16,708
-It makes me think that Sunday,
I'm going to make a flan.
260
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:18,958
-Are you okay, Solange?
261
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:20,125
The thoughts?
262
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:24,166
When I see you, I say to myself
that I'm going to make a mistake.
263
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:25,625
Or veal.
264
00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:28,333
In sauce.
And then why are you here?
265
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,791
It's dance class
from the town hall.
266
00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:32,458
And you are a baker!
267
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,875
-I have an exemption.
268
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,208
My brother-in-law,
269
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,583
who was a municipal employee,
died in service.
270
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,500
-It works, cirrhosis,
in a work accident?
271
00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:45,666
(Véro chuckles.)
*-Shh, shh, ladies.
272
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,250
We left again. We gain again.
273
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:49,916
We gain. We gain again.
274
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,583
It's English.
275
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,958
(They giggle.)
276
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,125
It's okay, Miss Perec,
277
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,000
Are you comfortable?
278
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,833
This outfit,
it's more for the death of the swan.
279
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,208
-This is the duck catch.
280
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,791
(Laughs)
281
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,458
*-Come on, let's finish
282
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,458
as usual, on 5 pumps.
283
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:11,041
Here we go.
284
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:12,500
(Techno music)
285
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:15,958
And a...
286
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,250
-Damn, my breasts suck.
287
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,750
*-And two...
288
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:25,625
-The couple is a team,
an osmosis, a complementarity.
289
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:29,750
It’s a harmony, that’s it.
The couple is harmony.
290
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,666
Oh shit, it closed!
291
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,541
Holy shit, bitch.
292
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,791
What was I telling you?
-You were in harmony.
293
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,583
-There you go, the couple,
it is a harmony.
294
00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:42,750
Darling !
295
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,250
Darling !
296
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,208
-Yes, it’s closed.
297
00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:50,125
-She is angry
298
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,291
because she doesn't know
how to tell me I love you.
299
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:54,583
-Hold !
300
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,208
-Apparently, she found
how to say I love you.
301
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:02,125
Okay, see you tomorrow.
-Yes, hello, Gilbert!
302
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,666
I'm going there,
because the evening is going to be...
303
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,708
It's normal,
Sometimes you have to.
304
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:08,791
Darling ?
305
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,166
Darling ?
306
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,583
It's me, it's Christian.
307
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,125
-Skates.
308
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,041
-How do you know
that I don't have the skates?
309
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,500
Your back is turned.
310
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:24,958
-The noise.
311
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,250
We respect the soil.
It's the tiles
312
00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:28,666
to mom.
313
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,791
-It’s true that he’s pretty,
314
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,750
Mom's tiles.
315
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,750
-Don't overdo it.
316
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,708
What do you think this is?
317
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:38,666
-Well, that,
318
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:39,916
it's suitcases.
319
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:43,500
-Well done, you're in good shape.
And what do you deduce from this?
320
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:44,416
-I don't know.
321
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,375
-I'm leaving.
322
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,708
And after?
323
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:52,375
-After “I’m leaving”? Well, you're leaving,
324
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,125
he leaves,
325
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,875
we are leaving, you are leaving...
326
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,708
-I'm leaving you.
327
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:04,541
-I'm leaving you, you're leaving me,
he leaves, we...
328
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,125
Are you leaving me?
329
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,625
Ghislaine, you?
330
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:10,541
But wait,
think, look at yourself.
331
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,166
I mean,
that's not what it used to be.
332
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,750
In my opinion, you won't find anyone.
333
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,750
Or,
you have to have some money in common.
334
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:21,000
I don't want to be pessimistic...
335
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,458
-Bastard, go!
336
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,333
-So.
337
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,625
Women, you want the truth,
338
00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:26,791
and then you moan.
339
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:27,708
(Sigh)
340
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,250
-Ah!
-My nursery!
341
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:33,333
My nursery!
-You annoy us with your crib!
342
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,208
A communist who makes a crèche.
It's ridiculous.
343
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,250
With a train!
In Palestine, too!
344
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,791
-The train,
it is in homage to the SNCF.
345
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:44,750
-Shut up,
Is this a tribute to stupidity?
346
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,708
-Darling ?
-Don't touch me!
347
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,791
I'm stuck from behind.
348
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:53,458
-Damn!
349
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,833
Ah, Mr. Mayor!
(Véro chuckles.)
350
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,583
Yes, I will tell them.
351
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,291
Please excuse me,
352
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,000
I just had the mayor
on the phone,
353
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,708
he is on his way.
354
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,833
(Clamors of relief)
355
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,458
-Another one that was taken
for his skills.
356
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:59,083
-She is 95 F in skills.
357
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:02,250
-And 36 in general culture.
(Laughs)
358
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,916
-Ménard, faster,
I have to celebrate a wedding.
359
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,208
(Laughs)
360
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:12,166
-Mr. the Mayor, the pourou!
The pourou!
361
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,666
-Oh no!
-THE POUROU.
362
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,208
-THE POUROU, THE POUROU.
363
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,458
-So, the pourou,
364
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,333
if you don't really know,
365
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,083
you make it fall
directly into the mouth.
366
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:24,791
But as I am
367
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,125
very strong...
-Oh yes, you are strong.
368
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,041
-It falls on the head,
369
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,833
runs down the nose
and then it ends up in your mouth.
370
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,041
Please note,
371
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,916
often, we are full of it.
372
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,416
-That reminds me of something!
-Ah good ?
373
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,416
-Ah yes, a lot to look forward to! Go ahead!
374
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,125
(Hoarse laughter)
375
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:47,958
Look.
-Shit !
376
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:49,958
-Well, then?
-I stained it!
377
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,250
-SO ?
378
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:56,333
-So, what?
379
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,125
-Do we know more?
-On ?
380
00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,791
-The noise that goes around.
381
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,375
-Wait, it's confirmed.
382
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:05,625
We're talking about a cart
of 30 early retirements.
383
00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:07,875
Plus moral harassment, total.
384
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,375
But we are here.
385
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:13,541
-You're too strong.
-I know.
386
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,166
(Tires squealing)
387
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,833
-He's here!
That's it, it's there.
388
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
(Relieved sighs)
389
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,125
(Horns)
Woohoo!
390
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,541
We are here!
391
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:33,125
-Another girl from Port-Vendres
who leaves for Collioure.
392
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,291
They seek to depopulate us.
393
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,416
Collioure has stretched its nets.
394
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,750
-So,
they don't just fish for anchovies,
395
00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:40,833
in Collioure.
396
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,791
-They also catch tuna.
397
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,833
(Laughs)
-With red eyes!
398
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,166
-It's bluefin tuna.
399
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,875
-Stop,
400
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:50,750
she could hear us.
401
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,041
-But I hear everything.
402
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:55,625
Assholes!
403
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,000
We knock.
404
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,333
-Ah, Milene!
-Mr. the Mayor.
405
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:08,375
-Ah, but they are there!
There are people. It's okay, it's okay!
406
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,375
-What is this shirt?
407
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:12,458
-It's fine, it's nothing.
408
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,458
Good evening.
409
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,916
Ah!
410
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,333
Well, sit down, eh.
411
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:22,416
So,
412
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:26,000
we're not going to piss off each other
with the beginning.
413
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,791
So, by virtue of the powers
414
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,708
which are conferred upon me, I...
415
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,666
It is with great joy
and a certain honor
416
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,000
what I'm going to ask you
the fateful question.
417
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,333
Mr. Gilbert Lavergne,
418
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:43,375
do you agree to take as your wife
419
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,708
Miss Véronique Lafarge,
here present?
420
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,583
-I think.
421
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,000
-Oh no.
422
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,583
No, we don't say: "I think."
423
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:56,708
-I believe ?
424
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:57,750
-Neither.
425
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,333
No, no.
426
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,416
We say yes!
427
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:02,791
-Yes.
428
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:04,875
-So ! Yours.
429
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:07,166
Miss Véronique Lafarge,
430
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,833
do you agree to take as your husband
431
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Mr. Gilbert Lavergne, here?
432
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:15,708
-I think I believe it.
433
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,166
-Oh no!
434
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,875
-I think I do.
435
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,291
-No !
436
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,458
Well, come on, uh, yes.
437
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,125
Eh ? So.
-Yes.
438
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,541
-So, by virtue of the powers,
439
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:29,583
I pronounce you husband and wife.
440
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:33,000
So, traditionally,
441
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:36,208
Port-Vendres town hall
to joy... What?
442
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,416
Eh ? Oh shit!
443
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:44,625
-Normally, the city offers you
a liter of olive oil,
444
00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:47,500
but we don't have any more.
445
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:50,625
You will take it next year...
for divorce.
446
00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:52,166
(Laughs)
447
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:54,791
-Okay, come on.
448
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:56,333
Um... Sorry.
449
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,250
I'm exhausted, I'm going...
450
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,250
Come on.
-And this shirt?
451
00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:03,500
-It's fashionable. It's nothing.
452
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:05,333
Good evening,
453
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,625
rest well, see you later.
454
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,250
(The door slams.)
455
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,750
-My brothers, my friends, my children,
456
00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:20,375
you are always welcome
in the house of Christ.
457
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,708
Let us sit down, my brothers.
458
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:27,583
We will now
be able to sing. Solange?
459
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:32,291
(He gives the grade.)
Three, four.
460
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:34,750
-GOD IS LOVE
461
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:36,875
GOD IS MY JOY
462
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:39,208
I MUST IN HIS WORSHIP
463
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,541
SHELL MY JOY
464
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:46,000
IMMACULE WITH LOVE
IMMACULATE OF FAITH
465
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:51,000
-I must in his worship
Burst my joy
466
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,875
-Thank you, Solange.
467
00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:55,083
Let us rise, my brothers.
468
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,625
(Laughing)
All together.
469
00:22:58,166 --> 00:22:59,208
Three, four.
470
00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:01,625
-GOD IS LOVE
471
00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:03,875
GOD IS MY JOY
472
00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:08,250
I MUST IN HIS WORSHIP
SHELL MY JOY
473
00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:11,833
IMMACULE WITH LOVE
IMMACULATE OF FAITH
474
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,875
I MUST IN HIS WORSHIP
475
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,166
SHELL MY JOY
476
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,000
-God is love...
477
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:25,000
-Let us sit down, my brothers.
478
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,458
I will now
479
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:30,166
to be able to bless this union.
480
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:31,833
Pablo?
481
00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:44,083
(He jabbers in Latin.)
482
00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:50,166
Maurice?
483
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:00,833
You, Gilbert,
484
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,250
would you like to take Véronique
for wife?
485
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:06,458
-Yes.
486
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,666
-And you, Véronique,
487
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,333
would you like to take Gilbert
for husband?
488
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,916
(Growling)
-Yes.
489
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,916
-I declare you united
490
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,458
through the bonds of marriage.
491
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,750
For eternity.
492
00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:34,375
Kiss each other.
493
00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:38,791
Go in peace.
494
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:40,750
Come on everyone
495
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:42,916
in the peace of Christ.
496
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:44,708
Maurice?
497
00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:46,875
Music.
498
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:49,416
("E Viva Espana"
Georgette Plana)
499
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,458
(The bells ring.)
500
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:30,583
-LIVE THE WEDDINGS!
501
00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:33,666
(Cheers)
502
00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:38,250
-It's stupid,
to throw grass, right?
503
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:41,000
-And your friends
who throw chlorine?
504
00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:49,458
-It's beautiful, all these municipal officials.
505
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:51,541
-We'll take care of it, Mr. Mayor.
506
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:55,791
The supervisory ministry is formal,
we'll have to start skimming.
507
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:59,125
Skim, Mr. Mayor.
We're going to degrease the mammoth.
508
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,875
It starts tomorrow.
509
00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,250
-Tomorrow ?
510
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:05,166
Ménard, we can't wait
the Municipalities?
511
00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:07,875
-Impossible,
modernity is on the move!
512
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:11,125
-On the move... On the move towards what?
513
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,583
-Welcome to you all,
for marriage
514
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,666
of my son, Gilbert.
515
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,208
-Ah, his Titounet.
-Thank you, thank you.
516
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,333
Have a good evening and have fun!
517
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,333
-And everything is homemade!
518
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,958
(Laughs)
519
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:39,166
-Yes, of course! We all saw
the packaging, at the exit.
520
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,833
Ah, how I put it on him!
521
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:48,666
Ah but do you read, Michel?
-It’s Philo magazine.
522
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,833
-Philosophy magazine?
-Yes, I am a subscriber.
523
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,916
(He whistles.)
524
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:55,833
It's because of the Internet.
I wanted to subscribe
525
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,166
at Trolling magazine,
but my finger slipped
526
00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:00,583
and I checked Philo.
527
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,125
So, I read it.
528
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:04,083
-And so, what does it say?
529
00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:07,416
-This week is:
“The ego is a fiction.”
530
00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:08,541
-But Lego,
531
00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:10,916
lego, the game? Because I love it.
532
00:27:13,416 --> 00:27:16,416
-Here is a song
of my composition, in English,
533
00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:18,500
because yes, I write in English.
534
00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:21,208
I write a little
in all languages.
535
00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:24,166
Italy inspired me
pretty melodies,
536
00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,125
Africa, wild rhythms.
537
00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:28,833
This song is called:
“Oh wast to win.”
538
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,583
-Wast to win.
539
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,208
-Oh wast to win
540
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,791
Oh win wast
541
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:39,125
And come to be
542
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,958
To be away
543
00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:44,166
-He assures, in English, Rémy.
544
00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:46,541
-Rock is English.
545
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,291
It's like the swimming pool.
It's English.
546
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,583
“On, off.”
547
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,458
The pool broom. “On, off.”
548
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:57,416
And "Full" when the basket is full.
“Full” means full.
549
00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:59,541
-I'll be full soon.
550
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,083
(Laughs)
-Hop hop, no fuss.
551
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,125
I want you in working order.
552
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:08,875
My body is a youth center
with numerous workshops.
553
00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:10,416
And...
554
00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,208
they are all open.
(Grunt)
555
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:13,583
(Laughing)
-Gilbert!
556
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:16,541
-And come to be
557
00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,708
To be away
558
00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:27,000
(Applause)
559
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:28,166
Thank you, thank you.
560
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,166
And now, a slow one.
561
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,833
I will ask the bride and groom
to get the ball rolling.
562
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,666
-Come on.
(Cheers)
563
00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:42,000
(soft music)
564
00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:43,708
I want you.
565
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:46,625
I want... your body.
566
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:49,375
-Let's eat first, right?
567
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:51,208
-We'll eat, my chick.
568
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,458
We will eat. We will eat each other!
569
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,541
We'll eat everything, right?
570
00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,000
Huh, chick?
(He groans.)
571
00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:01,166
Excuse me, with the heat,
572
00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,208
I have a bad smell.
573
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:07,166
-Oh no, I...
It smells good, the deodorant that fades.
574
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:09,000
-Don't force yourself, come on.
575
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:12,833
With the heat, I know,
I have sweat that smells like urine.
576
00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:17,625
You see, sometimes I say to myself
that I pissed myself,
577
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,166
and actually no!
578
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:21,666
My hands are just sweaty.
579
00:29:26,583 --> 00:29:28,125
-Wait for me, Véro!
580
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,416
(Disgusted sigh)
581
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,250
Come, Vero.
I will make you dream.
582
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,708
-Well, Gilbert?
583
00:29:39,916 --> 00:29:43,166
What is it, Gilbert?
It doesn't seem to be okay.
584
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:44,666
-She scares me.
585
00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:46,458
-What ?
-I don't feel it.
586
00:29:46,666 --> 00:29:50,458
-You make me laugh,
it had to be taken care of first.
587
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:51,791
You said yes.
588
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,916
-At church, I was going to say no.
589
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,958
-But why did you say yes?
590
00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:58,875
-I saw,
they had prepared the couscous...
591
00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:01,750
The hats, all that,
it costs money.
592
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:04,291
-Don't worry, it'll work out.
593
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:09,250
The couple is the habit.
The couple is an osmosis.
594
00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:10,791
-And you, with Gisou?
595
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,541
-Gisou, at the moment, she is...
(He whines.)
596
00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:15,166
a bit like that.
597
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,250
"Paquito"
(Cheers)
598
00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:27,166
-Olé!
599
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,958
-Olé!
-Hey, ho!
600
00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:31,750
(Brouhaha)
601
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,666
-Calm, calm!
602
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,958
Slowly, oh!
603
00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,125
-It’s my little one!
604
00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:10,666
-HEY, HEY, HEY!
605
00:32:12,541 --> 00:32:13,791
-Olé!
606
00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:23,625
-Are we going, Gilbert?
-I'm going to have some couscous again.
607
00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:26,916
-Here we go, I tell you.
The couscous will be royal.
608
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,833
Served well, with meat.
(Grunt)
609
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,041
-Oh, sorry.
610
00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:00,750
(Cheers)
611
00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:16,291
-I suspected that,
that you were a little drunk.
612
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,708
And as we suspected,
that you would be drunk,
613
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:23,416
It's me who brings everyone back.
614
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:25,708
-Come on, Michel!
-Come on !
615
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:27,333
-SO ?
616
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:30,541
(Buzz)
-Oh no,
617
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,375
It's Kevin who will bring us back.
618
00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:34,500
(Cheers)
619
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,541
-KEVIN! KEVIN!
620
00:33:36,708 --> 00:33:39,041
KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN!
621
00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:41,875
KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN!
-Come on, let's go!
622
00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:44,041
-KEVIN! KEVIN!
(Beeps)
623
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:46,500
-That's good, my little rabbit.
(Laughing)
624
00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:48,750
(Cheers)
625
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,750
-HE REALLY IS...
626
00:33:50,916 --> 00:33:52,208
HE REALLY IS...
627
00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:56,500
IT IS TRULY PHENOMENAL
LA LA LA LA LA
628
00:33:56,666 --> 00:33:58,875
LA LA LA LA LA
629
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:01,000
GO KEVIN!
630
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,583
GO KEVIN!
631
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:06,333
GO!
GO KEVIN! GO!
632
00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:27,958
-Aren't you carrying me?
633
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,083
-Eh ?
634
00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:30,500
-Like in the movies.
635
00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:31,500
-What films?
636
00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:33,208
-From Valte.
637
00:34:33,791 --> 00:34:35,875
-Valte?
-Valte Disney.
638
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,000
The princess
639
00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,208
to the sleeping wood,
with the tiara.
640
00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:41,125
-Oh yes.
-Mmh?
641
00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:43,833
-I weigh the pros and cons and...
642
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:46,041
there are cons, finally...
643
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:49,875
Come on!
644
00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:52,708
(He groans.)
Fucking fucking!
645
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,666
-Well, that’s nice!
646
00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:03,625
(Ring)
647
00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:05,875
*-The code is 43-43.
648
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,625
(Buzz)
649
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,291
(He sighs.)
650
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,500
(Groans with effort)
651
00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:39,791
-But...
652
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:40,916
Are you there, Maurice?
653
00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:44,250
-Well, yes,
This is my parents' hotel.
654
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,708
There I keep it,
655
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,791
since they're at...a wedding!
656
00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:52,416
It's... What's their name?
It's Gilbert and Véro
657
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:53,666
who get married.
658
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:56,166
-Are you stupid or what?
We were there!
659
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:57,416
-Ah good ?
660
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:01,208
There, the bride and groom will not be long,
661
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:02,791
I'm waiting for them.
662
00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:04,416
The room is that way.
663
00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:08,458
You have... How to say?
At 12.43 m there is a staircase.
664
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:11,125
And 8.43 m after, the bedroom.
665
00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,416
Number 12 and a half.
666
00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:16,708
-He's boring with his measurements.
Why 12 and a half?
667
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:20,916
-Because in hotels,
Room 13 brings bad luck.
668
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:23,666
So my parents said to themselves,
669
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:27,583
so as not to lose a room,
They are going to do the 12 and a half.
670
00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:30,625
Because my father, at the beginning,
told my mother...
671
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:34,333
-Come on, forward to Guingamp!
Damn, there's the whole team.
672
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:35,500
12 and a half?
673
00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:37,666
-12 and a half, 12 and a half.
674
00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:41,916
(We knock.)
675
00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:44,583
-Gilbert?
676
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,708
-Why are you here?
-To see if everything is okay.
677
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:51,750
-Yes, for now, it's okay,
she is calm.
678
00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:53,041
-She is beautiful!
679
00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:54,541
-She scares me!
680
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,000
-But she's bleeding!
681
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,875
Did you hit her?
682
00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:01,375
-I didn't feel anything.
It looks like a dead trout.
683
00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:02,750
-Yes, because...
684
00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:04,250
she has red eyes.
685
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:06,666
Okay, Gilbert, you have to go.
686
00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:09,583
-Did you see
how it sticks out from the bed?
687
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:10,916
(Grunts)
688
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,958
Oh, damn! She scares me.
689
00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:14,666
-Gilbert, you said yes.
690
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:15,875
-I said yes...
691
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,916
-You said yes.
-No, I think so.
692
00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:19,041
-Gilbert!
693
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:21,250
-Come on, I'll go.
-Don't go!
694
00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:23,791
-Hey ! You make her dream, huh?
695
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:27,416
You make her G-spot pop.
I'm going there. Don't be afraid.
696
00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:30,583
-Don't go far, stay behind.
-I'll stay here.
697
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:32,916
If there's a problem, you call me.
698
00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:35,583
If it's okay, you sing.
Do you know any songs?
699
00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:39,125
-“Capri, is it over”?
-But to say “It’s starting”.
700
00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:41,250
-So, “Capri, it begins”?
701
00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:43,416
-All right. I'm behind.
702
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:45,166
-Don’t shut up!
-If.
703
00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,625
-Leaves a light
704
00:37:46,791 --> 00:37:48,583
in the hallway. I'm afraid.
705
00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:50,708
(Véro sighs.)
706
00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:52,416
-Oh, Gilbert.
707
00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:53,958
Oh, my little Gilbert!
708
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,500
My chick!
709
00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,041
Ours!
710
00:37:57,458 --> 00:38:00,000
-You'd rather not
What should we discuss first?
711
00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:01,708
-My ass, yes!
712
00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:04,500
Three years of fallow
and you want to chat?
713
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:07,000
Come over here,
you are going to take out the tractor
714
00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:08,458
and plow the plot.
715
00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:12,000
-We have to plow, Gilbert!
-Yes, I'm going to stuff it!
716
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,375
-I'm going to eat your body.
717
00:38:14,541 --> 00:38:15,666
(He groans.)
718
00:38:20,416 --> 00:38:22,958
-Gilbert, I'm turning off the light.
-No !
719
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:25,166
-Yes, thoroughly!
Come on, go all out.
720
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,958
-Capri, it begins!
721
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:32,250
-E Viva España
722
00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:34,791
Oh, Ghislaine?
723
00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:36,500
But you're not sleeping?
-Skates.
724
00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:39,458
-Oh, the skates, the skates...
(She sighs.)
725
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:40,625
Are you okay?
726
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:44,166
-I'm polishing the cock.
It calms the pain.
727
00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:45,583
So, I polish.
728
00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:48,583
-Go ahead, polish!
Afterwards, it will be my turn!
729
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,541
(He laughs.)
730
00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:52,541
-Very funny.
731
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:56,333
-I'm coming back from the hotel, that's it.
732
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,625
Gilbert and Véro,
he's looking for her G-spot.
733
00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:00,208
-It will take time.
734
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:01,791
-Why do you say that ?
735
00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:04,125
-Because
you never found mine.
736
00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:06,333
-What do you mean, never found it?
737
00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:08,125
Didn't you cum?
738
00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:11,250
-Titounet?
739
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:14,416
It's mom, my Titounet.
740
00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:16,500
Open!
741
00:39:16,666 --> 00:39:18,750
-Honey, it hit.
-It's mom.
742
00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:20,083
(She knocks.)
743
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:21,375
Titounet?
744
00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:24,291
-You're going back to bed!
745
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:27,291
And you are silent,
that’s how we prefer you.
746
00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:29,083
Yes ?
747
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,041
Everything is fine, mother-in-law!
748
00:39:31,208 --> 00:39:33,125
-Everything is fine ?
(Relieved sigh)
749
00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:34,791
Does it give you pleasure?
750
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,833
-Yes, and vice versa.
Especially for now,
751
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,750
but hey...
-You find it
752
00:39:39,916 --> 00:39:41,041
well?
-Yes.
753
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:42,500
-Size level,
754
00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:43,916
is it normal?
-Yes.
755
00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:45,500
-Does it work?
-Yes.
756
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:47,333
-The drawbridge, is it okay?
757
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,750
Say it now.
758
00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:50,791
When you have damaged it,
759
00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:51,958
it will be too late.
760
00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:54,375
Sorry, but I'm going to finish Titounet.
761
00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:56,250
-Ah good ?
(She screams.)
762
00:39:57,041 --> 00:40:00,291
Go ahead, Gilbert!
Give him his race, the big thing!
763
00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:01,875
Gilbert screams.
764
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,416
-Ghislaine,
765
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,291
if you love me,
give me a sign.
766
00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:07,583
-Well, hey!
767
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,125
I'll give you a sign!
768
00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:14,875
-So, are you kicking me out of my house?
769
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:18,541
-We bought with the money
of my parents, it's my home.
770
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,708
-But still!
-That's enough!
771
00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:22,250
-The washing machine,
772
00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:25,083
Mom paid for it.
-She pills.
773
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:26,291
-And the garage?
774
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:29,333
Who paid for the wood, the cement,
the glue?
775
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,583
-It’s the town hall!
-Well, there you go!
776
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,583
If I didn't work at town hall,
777
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:34,958
we would have paid for it.
778
00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,750
And the wrought iron gate,
I did it!
779
00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:38,875
This is my garage.
780
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:42,666
-THANKS. Since that's it,
go live there, in your garage!
781
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,458
-I can take
the framework of Lourdes?
782
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:49,333
-Yes, and don't forget
the nursery that goes with it!
783
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,666
Good night, go to the garage!
784
00:40:57,208 --> 00:41:00,208
-Oh, damn, Christian!
Christian, you are here!
785
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:03,541
Oh, Christian, Christian,
Christian, you are here!
786
00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:05,416
-But what is it?
787
00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:07,833
-He disappeared!
-Who is missing?
788
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,708
-My chick, Titounet!
789
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:11,291
-Titounet has disappeared?
790
00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:14,375
-But I'm telling you!
We were shouting in the dark...
791
00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:15,541
you see?
-Yes.
792
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:17,916
-Especially me.
I was trying to cum.
793
00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,416
-Yes !
-And suddenly,
794
00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:23,833
I dozed off, and nothing!
When I woke up, he had run away!
795
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,333
-How so ?
But before, you had...
796
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,416
-But no!
797
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,125
-I don't believe it!
798
00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:33,375
A guy who hit the church
and the paella, he stays to fuck.
799
00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:35,500
After the worst,
he expects the best.
800
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,000
Were there signs before?
801
00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:38,958
-But no.
802
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:40,083
Oh, yes!
803
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,416
(Broken glasses)
804
00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:49,083
Yes, you know, he was shaking.
And he squealed too.
805
00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:51,875
Like a wet dog
who is afraid of the fox.
806
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:53,625
(Little squeaks)
807
00:41:53,791 --> 00:41:56,625
-You do a good job of being a wet dog
who is afraid.
808
00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:57,750
-And he sang.
809
00:41:57,958 --> 00:42:00,083
Capri, it's over!
-It's normal,
810
00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:02,541
I told him to sing,
it's a code.
811
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:05,416
Speaking of "It's over",
812
00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,833
that's not the end of it.
Are you okay, Michael?
813
00:42:08,041 --> 00:42:10,291
-You have red eyes,
Vero.
814
00:42:10,458 --> 00:42:11,708
Stop chlorine.
815
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:13,541
-It's not chlorine!
816
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,833
-It's not chlorine.
-It's what ?
817
00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:19,375
-Titounet has disappeared.
He left, he ran away.
818
00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:21,916
-Titounet is gone?
-Yes.
819
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:24,083
-Vero!
820
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,083
Don't be afraid,
we'll find it for you!
821
00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:28,708
We will find Titounet!
822
00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:32,166
-The news is not good.
Ménard and his gang,
823
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:36,083
they finished their audit,
they want to slim down the mammoth.
824
00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:37,666
-Degrease the mammoth?
825
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:40,208
Nevermind,
do you know what we're going to do?
826
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:43,458
I called Paris,
we are going to organize a movement.
827
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,083
And we will win!
-And we will win.
828
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:50,625
-IT’S THE FINAL FIGHT
829
00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:54,541
LET’S GROUP AND TOMORROW
830
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,916
THE INTERNATIONAL
831
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:02,583
-WILL BE THE HUMAN KIND
-Will be the human son-in-law
832
00:43:02,791 --> 00:43:04,250
It's the light...
-Michael?
833
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:06,916
You said "the human son-in-law",
that's not it.
834
00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:08,833
He said "the human son-in-law"!
835
00:43:09,041 --> 00:43:10,458
The human race!
836
00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:13,541
-No, it’s “son-in-law”!
I know the song!
837
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:16,541
-But no, it's "kind".
-It’s “son-in-law”!
838
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:18,083
-You're not finished, you!
839
00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:21,791
-This is the final fight
840
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,958
Let's group up and tomorrow
841
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:29,250
The International
-Go ahead, go ahead.
842
00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:31,791
-Will be the human son-in-law!
843
00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:34,708
I tell you, it's "the son-in-law".
You're annoying!
844
00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:37,083
I know the song, though!
845
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:39,500
-You must not hesitate,
Mr. Mayor.
846
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:43,375
A single clean and precise blow. Paris...
847
00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,916
Paris supports us.
The civil service is being downsized.
848
00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:51,166
Did you see what they did?
849
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:54,666
SNCF, France Télécom... pfft!
850
00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:58,166
We're degreasing!
I got a call from the prefecture.
851
00:43:58,583 --> 00:43:59,500
Fire !
852
00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:00,791
Paris...
853
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,333
observes us with a magnifying glass.
854
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:05,208
-Never.
855
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:09,833
-Moreover, he says to himself
that your name circulates in Paris.
856
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,125
Finally, would circulate...
857
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:15,000
for a national mission.
-Ah good ?
858
00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:18,583
-Even a national function.
859
00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:20,708
Missist.
860
00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:22,333
-Menissa?
861
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:23,541
-Minister.
862
00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:25,291
-Minister?
863
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:26,500
-Minister.
864
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:30,166
-Minister ?
But we're going to kick them out, yes!
865
00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:32,333
How much ? Um, 40?
866
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:36,166
-Thirty. If we start with that,
we are precursors.
867
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:40,666
And Paris will thank you.
Firing people is modern,
868
00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:45,041
You have to put pressure on the employee,
make him want to leave.
869
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:47,916
Large companies have done it,
successfully.
870
00:44:48,083 --> 00:44:50,583
They ruined the atmosphere,
result:
871
00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:54,166
lots of voluntary departures.
We must break them small,
872
00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:57,916
make psychological rags of it
subhumans,
873
00:44:58,125 --> 00:45:00,000
firmness, Mr. Minister.
874
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:03,000
-Thank you, Mr. Chief of Staff!
875
00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:07,833
Yes, Milene?
876
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:09,208
-It's coffee.
877
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,958
-THANKS.
-Mr. the Minister.
878
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,208
-THANKS.
879
00:45:16,791 --> 00:45:18,041
She studied at Sciences Po.
880
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:20,916
-Yes, 5 years.
881
00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:23,083
Five times in the first year.
882
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:24,750
(Laughs)
883
00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:26,916
-"Your coffee, Mr. Mayor."
884
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:28,666
-You forget the lips.
885
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:29,791
-Wait.
886
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:32,250
-It's for my file.
887
00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:34,625
-The neckline,
when she bends down.
888
00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:35,791
-You have to see carefully.
889
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,708
-Down to the hairs.
(Laughs)
890
00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:40,666
-Go ahead,
Call me a whore, too.
891
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:41,500
-Of ?
892
00:45:41,666 --> 00:45:42,750
-Bitch.
893
00:45:42,916 --> 00:45:44,083
-Why do you say that ?
894
00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:46,750
-You will laugh less
once on the list.
895
00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:49,083
-The list, but what list?
896
00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:50,000
-And my file?
897
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:51,791
-He's waiting for his turn!
898
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:52,958
-I am alone.
899
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:53,791
-ENOUGH!
900
00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:57,458
-The list of voluntary departures.
901
00:45:57,625 --> 00:45:59,583
-But from where?
-From the town hall?
902
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:00,500
-From the town hall.
903
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:02,583
-Stop, we're unstoppable.
904
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:06,666
-They are talking about 20 or 30 departures.
They want to disgust people.
905
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:09,750
-Wait, Milène, speak,
we are colleagues!
906
00:46:09,916 --> 00:46:11,916
And we're even friends.
907
00:46:12,083 --> 00:46:15,083
-Ah good ? As I have breasts
who make a plea
908
00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:18,833
and the buttocks that plop-plop,
I didn't hear it correctly.
909
00:46:21,791 --> 00:46:25,458
(suspense music)
910
00:46:58,291 --> 00:47:01,291
-Do you think he's there?
-Yes, he loves this place.
911
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,416
You'll see, he'll come out.
912
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,416
(He imitates an animal cry.)
913
00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:12,500
(He imitates a crying baby.)
914
00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:38,375
-Whoa, whoa? Gilbert?
915
00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:42,041
Gilbert, get out of there,
everyone is worried.
916
00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:43,833
-Get out of there, Gilbert!
917
00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,500
I brought couscous.
918
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,416
They're Blackfoot,
they can't resist it.
919
00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:51,083
-Mmh! Gilbert!
-Come, Michel.
920
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:54,291
-Mom's couscous is good!
-Come, Michel.
921
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:57,791
-Come on, Gilbert!
Gilbert, get out of there!
922
00:47:59,291 --> 00:48:00,541
-Did you eat his couscous?
923
00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:01,750
-No.
924
00:48:01,916 --> 00:48:03,291
-You didn't eat it?
925
00:48:03,458 --> 00:48:04,666
-No, why?
926
00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:06,750
-I don't know. Come on, come on!
927
00:48:06,916 --> 00:48:07,708
Come,
928
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:08,916
he's going out.
929
00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:23,750
Look at him. Look at him!
930
00:48:23,916 --> 00:48:26,958
Look at him, I told you!
Look at him.
931
00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:29,833
-It's beautiful.
It looks like an izard in the stream.
932
00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:38,333
Go ahead, my little deer, drink.
933
00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:43,500
-Did you eat couscous?
934
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:45,333
-Stop, you're annoying.
935
00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:51,625
-Look at him.
936
00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:55,958
-She scares me.
937
00:48:56,625 --> 00:49:00,416
-Come on, eat your couscous.
Swallow the seed, swallow.
938
00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:02,041
-Swallow, Titounet.
939
00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:04,166
It's good.
940
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:07,625
That's a Titounet.
A Titounet to his dad.
941
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,416
-Usually, mom,
942
00:49:09,583 --> 00:49:11,875
she puts meatballs
in the couscous.
943
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,708
-Well, she didn't wear any.
944
00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:17,333
-Gilbert, relax.
945
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,166
It's never just a problem
946
00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:21,708
sexual, it gets better,
it's temporary.
947
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:24,541
-I don't think so.
A couple just starting out
948
00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:26,708
see you again,
it doesn't fuck at all anymore.
949
00:49:26,916 --> 00:49:28,750
-No, at some point it starts again.
950
00:49:28,916 --> 00:49:30,458
-She scares me.
951
00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:34,125
With her big voice, she said:
“I will eat your body.”
952
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,000
You can't say that.
953
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:39,458
-No.
-No, you can't say that, my Titounet.
954
00:49:39,666 --> 00:49:42,541
A piece of body, yes,
but not the body.
955
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:45,291
-A bit, yes. Oh yes, a bit!
956
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,916
-Eat, my Titounet.
957
00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:50,000
-A bit, yes?
-Yes.
958
00:49:50,958 --> 00:49:53,000
Calm down, Titounet.
959
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,583
But no, there's nothing.
960
00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:59,875
Come on, let's go home, Gilbert.
961
00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:02,666
Come on, let's go home, right?
-All right.
962
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,750
(soft music)
963
00:50:26,625 --> 00:50:28,375
-People are bastards!
964
00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:30,750
They throw away fridges
anywhere!
965
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:34,166
-Wait, I'll help you, Michel.
966
00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:35,708
-Come on !
967
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:38,833
And Titounet?
Wouldn't he come and help us?
968
00:50:39,041 --> 00:50:40,833
-Did you see the night he had,
969
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:41,875
Titounet?
970
00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:44,125
-Ah yes, Titounet is tired!
971
00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:47,208
Eh ? Titounet,
It’s Catherine Deneuve!
972
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:50,958
-Come on, one, two, three...
-SUN.
973
00:51:00,583 --> 00:51:03,333
-I like it
when the work is finished.
974
00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:05,250
Thank you, Catherine.
975
00:51:10,041 --> 00:51:13,166
This time again,
we have preserved the planet well.
976
00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:16,208
-Luckily
that there are guys like us.
977
00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:18,916
You see, Gilbert,
978
00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:23,166
the garbage truck is broken down,
Well, we have ideas.
979
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:27,916
-Jean-Mi?
980
00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:29,375
Jean-Mi?
981
00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:32,833
Screaming
982
00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:37,125
Jean-Mi?
983
00:51:39,541 --> 00:51:40,750
Jean-Mi!
984
00:51:41,083 --> 00:51:43,458
-What's going on?
-He doesn't look good.
985
00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:47,666
-The tramontana has risen,
all the leaves are gone.
986
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:51,458
-It's the relapse,
he comes out to us.
987
00:51:51,625 --> 00:51:53,208
-What do you say, Michel?
988
00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:55,458
(Horns)
A burnout! Coming out,
989
00:51:55,666 --> 00:51:59,458
it's when a gay man reveals himself
to everyone who already knew it.
990
00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:00,666
That's it!
-Oh yes.
991
00:52:00,875 --> 00:52:03,666
-A burnout, he lost his temper.
You don't go out
992
00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:07,166
6 months of sick leave like that.
Not at work.
993
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,666
You need
psychological assistance.
994
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:11,958
-We need the town hall psychologist.
995
00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:15,291
She speaks in her office
and he's suffering.
996
00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:17,791
-How many times
I said to Ménard:
997
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,875
"Send us
the town hall psychologist!”
998
00:52:21,041 --> 00:52:22,750
-The wind. It's the wind.
999
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:24,750
(Horns)
-Yes, Jean-Mi.
1000
00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:25,833
-At the beginning,
1001
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,875
he moved forward 2.43 m,
then he moved back 1.43 m.
1002
00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:31,333
-You are inflating us with your numbers.
1003
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:33,833
It's painful.
-He came from the front.
1004
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,875
(Honks and protests)
The wind in the face, and there...
1005
00:52:37,083 --> 00:52:39,375
-Are you moving there?
(Police sirens)
1006
00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,125
-Yes, yes, excuse me!
1007
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:47,791
(Horns)
-Oh, it's okay!
1008
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,208
-Jean-Mi relapses.
1009
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:50,875
-We have an emergency too.
1010
00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:54,666
-We're going to Weldom,
they have the planchas at -28%.
1011
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:56,750
-Why - 28%?
1012
00:52:57,166 --> 00:52:58,708
-Because it's the 28th.
1013
00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:02,000
-It's stupid that it's not the 35th!
1014
00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:06,750
Because there would have been
no more discount.
1015
00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:09,458
And the 35th of the month doesn't exist.
1016
00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:13,583
If we don't understand the valves...
1017
00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:14,958
It doesn't matter.
1018
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:15,875
Here we go !
1019
00:53:16,041 --> 00:53:17,083
-Come on !
-Hop!
1020
00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,208
It's happening there.
1021
00:53:18,375 --> 00:53:21,583
Mermaids
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!
1022
00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,875
(Horns)
You're pushing hard, hard!
1023
00:53:25,041 --> 00:53:27,000
It's okay, it's okay!
1024
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,666
It’s okay, come on!
1025
00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:52,666
-Mr. the Mayor?
1026
00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:01,041
-I said to myself:
1027
00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:03,916
"This poor woman,
all alone, bored.
1028
00:54:04,083 --> 00:54:06,166
“The mayor cannot tolerate this.”
1029
00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:09,041
Look, I have two.
1030
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,416
-I love eating it.
1031
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:14,708
Enter.
1032
00:54:14,875 --> 00:54:16,625
-In all good, all honor.
1033
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:18,000
-Obviously.
1034
00:54:26,541 --> 00:54:30,416
-So, Madame Véro, what is it?
this noise going around?
1035
00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:33,083
Would there be voluntary departures?
1036
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,083
-We talk about it, yes.
1037
00:54:35,291 --> 00:54:37,750
But we will fight,
the union is there.
1038
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,625
-I hope he's there.
1039
00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:42,750
Since the time he has been training,
the union!
1040
00:54:42,916 --> 00:54:46,666
-Their premises paid for by the town hall,
it has become a tapas bar.
1041
00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:48,708
And we pay charges.
1042
00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:51,291
-We say that,
we are in the private sector.
1043
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:54,625
I only earn my living
if I work, it's different.
1044
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,166
When I say win,
the term is strong,
1045
00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:59,333
this year, we made -30%.
-The same.
1046
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,291
Minus 30%.
1047
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,458
-For 10 years,
you make -30% each year.
1048
00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:06,291
You continue to work
for -300%?
1049
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,583
You love your job, well done!
1050
00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,250
-Good morning !
1051
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,833
-It's Halloween all year round.
1052
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,625
Do classes end at 11 a.m.?
1053
00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:22,125
-It's not lessons,
it's sport.
1054
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,291
-We wonder
what teachers do.
1055
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:30,750
-They are on vacation
or they are preparing their vacation.
1056
00:55:30,916 --> 00:55:32,291
(Laughs)
1057
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:36,875
-For you, people in the private sector,
Are you the only one working?
1058
00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:39,125
Are the officials lazy?
1059
00:55:39,291 --> 00:55:40,416
-I have one.
1060
00:55:40,583 --> 00:55:42,958
It's a teacher who is very ill,
1061
00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:47,041
the doctor said to him: “You don’t have
only two months to live."
1062
00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:49,291
And the teacher replies:
1063
00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:51,416
“Can I have July and August?”
1064
00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:53,791
-Okay, I'm going.
1065
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:55,000
-And by the way,
1066
00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:56,083
What do I serve you?
1067
00:55:57,041 --> 00:56:00,750
-What are you serving me?
No use, you're no use to me,
1068
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,083
Solange!
1069
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:06,541
-Comrades, this is a serious time.
1070
00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:10,208
Yolande, hurry up,
we have work to do.
1071
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:15,541
I sent Georges-Paul down,
of the national section of the union.
1072
00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:18,041
in order to define together
a strategy
1073
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:21,958
to fight against oppression
of the bosses who oppress us.
1074
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:25,291
-Let me introduce myself, Georges-Paul.
My parents, already,
1075
00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:27,916
were activists.
They called me that
1076
00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:32,291
in homage to Georges Marchais.
And Paul, for Paul Éluard.
1077
00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:36,208
-Me, they called me Jean-Mi
in homage to Jean-Michel Jarre.
1078
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:38,250
-And me, Jean-Louis.
1079
00:56:38,416 --> 00:56:41,625
In tribute to Jean-Louis David,
the hairdresser.
1080
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,458
-Me, it's Gilbert,
in homage to Gilbert Bécaud.
1081
00:56:45,666 --> 00:56:48,041
-I, Michel,
in homage to Jacques Brel.
1082
00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:49,750
-It doesn't work.
1083
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:52,583
-Yes, his parents wanted
call him Michel,
1084
00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:55,125
but Michel Brel,
it ended the same.
1085
00:56:55,291 --> 00:56:57,375
-It's true that it doesn't work
1086
00:56:57,541 --> 00:57:01,291
when it ends the same.
Celine Dion's name is not Marion,
1087
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,125
because Marion Dion,
1088
00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:05,958
it makes mush,
we don't understand it well.
1089
00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:09,708
-I think the news
of Paris are worrying.
1090
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:10,791
-Very.
1091
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:15,125
The government has plans
dark cuts.
1092
00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:18,750
Especially in the civil service.
To break the official.
1093
00:57:18,916 --> 00:57:22,125
You saw what they did
at the SNCF?
1094
00:57:22,291 --> 00:57:25,791
-We are going to organize a fight
which we hope is historic.
1095
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,416
A struggle that will remain
in history.
1096
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,416
-It’s the struggle
1097
00:57:30,583 --> 00:57:31,750
-Not now.
1098
00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:34,458
A struggle
1099
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:37,625
which will amaze everyone.
We must be envious.
1100
00:57:37,791 --> 00:57:39,250
Others should say:
1101
00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:42,541
"The municipal authorities of Port-Vendres
are the strongest."
1102
00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:45,708
Must make you dream
the winegrowers of Aude.
1103
00:57:45,916 --> 00:57:49,583
The SNCF will say: “We didn’t even hope
that it could happen."
1104
00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:51,500
Air France must,
1105
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:53,708
who are the best,
they say to themselves:
1106
00:57:53,916 --> 00:57:56,125
"We,
we wouldn't even have imagined it!
1107
00:57:56,291 --> 00:57:58,208
But we're going to do that!
1108
00:57:58,375 --> 00:58:01,083
Everyone will admire us,
even our women!
1109
00:58:01,291 --> 00:58:04,041
Our women will put themselves
to re-admire ourselves!
1110
00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:06,583
To say:
“They’re the best!”
1111
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:09,416
They will have surges of desire
for us.
1112
00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:11,666
Our women will want again
make love!
1113
00:58:11,875 --> 00:58:15,916
And we won't have time!
We'll say: "We can't!"
1114
00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,750
And then we'll go away,
1115
00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:20,583
far away, with the struggle,
and we will come back.
1116
00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:22,250
And there, we will make love to them.
1117
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:25,708
Yes, we will make love to them,
we will give them pleasure!
1118
00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:28,666
Gislaine,
You're going to have fun, Gislaine!
1119
00:58:28,875 --> 00:58:31,000
She can't take it anymore!
1120
00:58:31,166 --> 00:58:34,000
His body will be bloodless...
She can't take it anymore,
1121
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:36,583
Ghislaine!
Hm, excuse me.
1122
00:58:36,791 --> 00:58:41,125
This is an example, it could be
Françoise, Martine, anyway.
1123
00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:46,208
-Finally...
1124
00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:49,500
we'll see, we don't have to
to sleep, no more?
1125
00:58:49,708 --> 00:58:51,208
Well, we'll see what...
1126
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:54,166
-Okay, me,
I want a historic fight,
1127
00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:57,166
there will be a before
and one after Port-Vendres.
1128
00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:59,375
-After Port-Vendres, it’s Banyuls.
1129
00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:00,958
-Shh.
1130
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:03,333
-Wait,
everyone knows that.
1131
00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:06,208
-It's true, after Port-Vendres,
it's Banyuls.
1132
00:59:06,375 --> 00:59:09,333
-You are ready
for a historic struggle?
1133
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,125
-YES.
-Of course.
1134
00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:14,708
-Someone has something
to add? It's time.
1135
00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:16,375
-NO.
1136
00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:18,791
-Good.
I spent 12 hours on the train...
1137
00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:20,708
-Strikes are annoying,
1138
00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:22,708
by force.
(Laughing)
1139
00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:28,125
Ah, but I was just saying that just to be kidding!
It was for...
1140
00:59:30,541 --> 00:59:32,916
-This is for our archives. Profile.
1141
00:59:33,875 --> 00:59:35,708
-But it was just for fun.
(Clicks)
1142
00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,708
-Me too, it's just for fun.
1143
00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:45,833
-Know that there are several
trends in our section.
1144
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,625
-Is there no Hamonist?
1145
00:59:47,791 --> 00:59:49,250
-No, no one plays it.
1146
00:59:49,416 --> 00:59:50,416
-Gilbert!
1147
00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:54,708
Michel, trend?
-I represent
1148
00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:58,875
the left wing social tendency,
Marxist-Lenino-Melanchonist.
1149
00:59:59,041 --> 01:00:01,291
-No problem.
-Me, I am for
1150
01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:05,125
a classic class struggle,
Stalinist-Krazuckist supporter.
1151
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:09,041
In fact, we are union-progresso
Marie-Georges-Buffétis.
1152
01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:10,916
-Alright. And you, are you?
1153
01:00:11,083 --> 01:00:11,875
-New.
1154
01:00:14,875 --> 01:00:15,875
-No, no water,
1155
01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:16,916
thank you.
1156
01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:24,458
(Whistling admiringly)
-BRAVO.
1157
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:32,708
-Isn't that at the national level?
1158
01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:35,375
-But yes,
but I know, Mr. Morales!
1159
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,833
You've been here eight times.
1160
01:00:38,041 --> 01:00:40,125
Okay, look, look.
1161
01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:43,000
What did you initial?
-In blue.
1162
01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:44,583
-And you signed?
1163
01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:45,833
-In speed.
1164
01:00:46,041 --> 01:00:47,458
-In black, Mr. Morales.
1165
01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:49,375
You signed in black.
1166
01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:51,125
For the initial
1167
01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:52,750
and the signature,
1168
01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:55,916
it must be the same color.
-Should I go over it again?
1169
01:00:56,083 --> 01:00:57,333
-Yes, but not here.
1170
01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,791
You're not going to block me
customers all morning.
1171
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,833
We already have a colleague on leave.
That's enough!
1172
01:01:04,041 --> 01:01:05,041
-There's no one.
1173
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:07,250
-No, but that’s not possible!
1174
01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,708
Who runs this office?
1175
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,125
Who is it ?
1176
01:01:11,291 --> 01:01:13,541
Who, who knows, is here?
1177
01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:15,916
She's the boss.
As she is stopped,
1178
01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:17,958
the boss is me.
1179
01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,916
Where are they at, permanently?
1180
01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:22,750
-They are at Ricard.
1181
01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:23,916
-They didn't say anything?
1182
01:01:24,083 --> 01:01:26,041
-If.
Christian wants to fuck his wife.
1183
01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:28,958
-Oh damn!
I see the strike.
1184
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:30,083
-A hard strike.
1185
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:31,083
-Very hard.
1186
01:01:31,541 --> 01:01:32,833
And very long.
1187
01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:35,166
-Ghislaine would tell you: “That’s enough.”
1188
01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:38,291
-Women who don't fuck
are cantankerous.
1189
01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:41,000
-They always say:
“That’s enough!”
1190
01:01:41,166 --> 01:01:42,208
-"That's enough!"
1191
01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:44,083
-And my file?
-ENOUGH!
1192
01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:47,875
-Here is what I propose to you,
the work-to-rule strike.
1193
01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:51,250
I demand a democratic vote
unanimously.
1194
01:01:54,791 --> 01:01:57,958
-Now that this measure
was adopted,
1195
01:01:58,166 --> 01:02:00,166
can we know what it is?
1196
01:02:00,375 --> 01:02:01,958
-Work all the time.
1197
01:02:02,125 --> 01:02:04,458
Work day, night...
-HUH?
1198
01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:07,208
-Clog up work
through work.
1199
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,750
(Whispers)
1200
01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:14,416
-Georges-Paul, you will understand
that this measure deserves consideration.
1201
01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:16,041
Can you leave us?
1202
01:02:16,208 --> 01:02:17,625
-OK, I'm going back to Paris.
1203
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:21,125
I have a Perpignan-Paris
which passes through Strasbourg-Brest,
1204
01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:22,791
I don't want to miss it.
1205
01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,416
I await your position.
-Michel,
1206
01:02:25,583 --> 01:02:27,541
can you take him back to the station?
1207
01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:30,083
-I planned, I only drank 5.
1208
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:31,333
-Impeccable.
1209
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:34,500
Um, what was I going to say?
All the others,
1210
01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:37,000
see you this evening,
for a conference,
1211
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:38,333
at the Le France bar.
1212
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:39,583
-Why at the bar?
1213
01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:44,041
-If we don't do it at the bar,
the journalists will not come.
1214
01:02:44,208 --> 01:02:46,833
-Oh yes.
-Think about it, though.
1215
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,708
-No more fears
And the humiliations
1216
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:54,666
No more comments
And the disillusionments
1217
01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:57,208
Tomorrow will be another day
1218
01:02:57,416 --> 01:02:59,166
All together
1219
01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,916
All together
1220
01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:03,666
Come on, everyone together!
1221
01:03:03,875 --> 01:03:07,208
No more fears
And the humiliations
1222
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:10,208
No more comments
And the disillusionments
1223
01:03:10,833 --> 01:03:14,250
Tomorrow will be another day
All together
1224
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:17,833
All together
1225
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,916
If anyone wants to buy the disc,
we have some.
1226
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:23,041
-Are you there, France 3?
-Yes.
1227
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,666
-Are we doing the report?
1228
01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:26,333
-No, we don't have the equipment.
1229
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,666
-How so ?
1230
01:03:27,833 --> 01:03:29,250
-Guardians’ strike.
1231
01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:30,875
-Shit ! And you, right?
1232
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,875
-No, we will strike
Mondays and Thursdays.
1233
01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:37,541
Every other week.
Plus one Tuesday per month.
1234
01:03:37,708 --> 01:03:39,833
-It's complicated to remember.
1235
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,750
-We don't want to disrupt the SNCF strike.
1236
01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,541
-Are the railway workers holding on?
1237
01:03:43,708 --> 01:03:47,250
-Yes, with the air traffic controllers,
they make a constant mess.
1238
01:03:47,416 --> 01:03:50,500
-It's work,
to make a constant mess.
1239
01:03:50,708 --> 01:03:52,625
-Yes, it's work.
1240
01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:55,375
-I like debates like that,
when it explodes.
1241
01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:58,500
-Me too, I'm fussing.
I'm going to eat your body.
1242
01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:02,208
Titounet.
(He squeals.)
1243
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:03,916
(Laughs)
1244
01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,833
-Come back soon.
-Let's not overdo it.
1245
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,625
-We cannot abuse
1246
01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:09,708
good things. Mrs. Tafany?
1247
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:10,958
Your earring.
1248
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,000
(We knock.)
Come in!
1249
01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:24,208
Yes, Chouquette?
1250
01:04:24,375 --> 01:04:25,083
-Who is it ?
1251
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:26,208
-Who is that?
1252
01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:27,375
-The union!
1253
01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:28,458
-YEAH !
1254
01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:29,333
-From Paris...
1255
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,500
-BOO!
-Wants to impose on us
1256
01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:34,250
a new movement,
the work-to-rule strike!
1257
01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:37,750
What does it consist of
the work-to-rule strike? Michael!
1258
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:40,041
Explain to us what it is.
1259
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,500
-The work-to-rule strike,
1260
01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:44,625
it's working day and night,
to clog everything up.
1261
01:04:44,833 --> 01:04:45,958
-Can I speak?
1262
01:04:46,166 --> 01:04:49,541
-Go ahead.
-I speak or I go in taekwondo.
1263
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:53,125
People realize
what do we get to?
1264
01:04:53,333 --> 01:04:56,333
We, in our team of 3,
there have always been 5 of us,
1265
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:58,250
which is normal.
-BAH, YES.
1266
01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,416
Since September, there have only been 4 of us.
1267
01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:03,333
What is the goal of government?
and the mayor?
1268
01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:05,625
Let there be 3 of us
for a team of 3?
1269
01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:07,833
-And why not a tandem of 2?
1270
01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:10,458
(Clamors)
-If we go on a zeal strike,
1271
01:05:10,666 --> 01:05:12,583
we will prove that there could be 3 of us.
1272
01:05:12,791 --> 01:05:15,541
And they will put us at 3.
Is this what we want?
1273
01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:17,750
-NO !
-No way!
1274
01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:20,541
-If we work at night,
they will understand
1275
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,875
that we can do it.
-THANKS ! I propose a vote.
1276
01:05:24,041 --> 01:05:27,000
Who is for this work-to-rule strike?
1277
01:05:27,166 --> 01:05:28,625
imposed by Paris?
1278
01:05:28,833 --> 01:05:33,416
This tunnel that will lead nowhere
and will set a bad example.
1279
01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:36,458
Raise a glass if you're for it.
1280
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:37,833
Person ?
1281
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:41,250
Someone has something
to add?
1282
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,958
(Cuckoo clock)
1283
01:05:45,541 --> 01:05:46,416
Motherfucker!
1284
01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:49,166
(Breaking glass)
1285
01:05:57,041 --> 01:05:58,458
-I'll make it for you,
1286
01:05:58,625 --> 01:05:59,708
the work-to-rule strike.
1287
01:05:59,875 --> 01:06:00,958
Without respite.
1288
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,250
I will disorganize you
the biorhythm.
1289
01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:07,875
-We said we wouldn't do it.
We voted against.
1290
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:09,625
-I'm going to eat your body.
1291
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,000
-Damn, Vero!
1292
01:06:11,166 --> 01:06:12,708
Did you eat a dog?
1293
01:06:12,875 --> 01:06:14,250
-I'm going to eat you!
1294
01:06:14,416 --> 01:06:15,500
-Wait!
1295
01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:17,916
Friends say
that we can't
1296
01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:19,000
eat the body.
1297
01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:21,000
A bit, yes, but not all.
1298
01:06:21,166 --> 01:06:22,666
(Grunts)
1299
01:06:23,958 --> 01:06:26,333
(He squeals.)
1300
01:06:33,041 --> 01:06:36,166
-You're right there
aperitif time! Are you settled?
1301
01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:37,958
-And I don't have a watch.
1302
01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:39,916
-That's the animals.
1303
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:43,750
Rhinos always drink
at the same time, like us.
1304
01:06:43,916 --> 01:06:46,250
How are you ? Does your wife work?
1305
01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:48,500
-By the way, thanks for the doctor.
1306
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:51,125
-He's a friend, I asked him.
1307
01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:53,875
-I have a certificate:
“Penile irritation”.
1308
01:06:54,541 --> 01:06:55,833
Eight days of rest.
1309
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,500
I have the impression
for being gone for a month.
1310
01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:02,375
-When you're not fucking,
it always seems longer.
1311
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:05,208
Is she still asking?
1312
01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:07,208
-How she likes that!
1313
01:07:07,375 --> 01:07:09,333
-She likes it, there’s nothing we can do about it!
1314
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,041
But you take it
1315
01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:14,416
not too much,...
-No, he told me 5 a day.
1316
01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:16,041
-Yes, but 5 granules.
1317
01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:19,291
-When in doubt, I use 5 tubes.
You never know.
1318
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:24,416
Me, what kills me the most,
It’s his imagination, you see?
1319
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:27,666
She is constantly inventing
new positions.
1320
01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:29,791
-Isn't that true? Tell !
1321
01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:31,791
-One evening, I was watching TV,
1322
01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:36,708
she comes, she gets on top of me...
but not in a good way.
1323
01:07:38,041 --> 01:07:38,875
Head to ass.
1324
01:07:39,041 --> 01:07:39,833
-Head to ass?
1325
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,375
Without messing around?
-They told me about it,
1326
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:44,166
but doing it is different.
1327
01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:48,750
You're used to seeing the same face,
and suddenly, you're facing Chabal...
1328
01:07:48,958 --> 01:07:52,916
-Me, if there is Chabal in the fray,
I can't put my mind to it!
1329
01:07:53,125 --> 01:07:55,250
-We're stupid.
-I know!
1330
01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:59,166
But we're stupid because we drink
Or do we drink because we're stupid?
1331
01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:01,958
Shall I serve you one?
-I don't mind.
1332
01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:06,583
-But Chabal has long hair
or when he cut his beard?
1333
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,750
-Are you popping your bottle?
-"Make it fart." Yes,
1334
01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:11,458
if there is one left.
1335
01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:13,916
Ah! We are lucky,
1336
01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:16,541
there is one left.
1337
01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:18,125
-Saved!
1338
01:08:18,291 --> 01:08:20,458
Cheers.
-Cheers, Gilbert.
1339
01:08:20,625 --> 01:08:21,708
(Reverse beeps)
Ah!
1340
01:08:21,875 --> 01:08:23,666
That’s Michel!
1341
01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:27,291
-And you, with your wife,
sexually, are you okay?
1342
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,875
-As soon as she asks,
I am present.
1343
01:08:30,041 --> 01:08:31,291
-And she asks?
1344
01:08:31,458 --> 01:08:32,458
-Never.
1345
01:08:32,666 --> 01:08:33,500
But
1346
01:08:33,666 --> 01:08:34,500
I am present.
1347
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:35,916
-That's the main thing.
1348
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:38,458
-Must be present.
-You have to be diligent.
1349
01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:40,791
-Come on, Michel, are you okay?
1350
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,541
-Hi, Michael.
1351
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:46,416
Whoa!
1352
01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:48,250
There was an emergency.
1353
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:54,541
-Oh, damn!
I was on the reserve.
1354
01:08:56,791 --> 01:08:57,916
I can't get used to it.
1355
01:08:59,208 --> 01:09:00,833
They're going to kick people out,
1356
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,833
30 voluntary departures,
and we do nothing.
1357
01:09:04,041 --> 01:09:07,458
-Finally, we don't do anything,
We're already thinking.
1358
01:09:07,916 --> 01:09:10,958
-You Gilbert, you don’t know that,
you are too young,
1359
01:09:11,125 --> 01:09:12,750
but the movement of 2007!
1360
01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:14,333
They wanted to remove
1361
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:16,041
the coffee machine. Eh ?
1362
01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:20,250
-We fought. We did
the general strike. Hunger strike.
1363
01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:21,583
-Not thirsty?
1364
01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:25,500
-We weren't far away.
1365
01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:26,833
-Yeah.
1366
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:27,833
-And there,
1367
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,708
for 30 people, we do nothing.
1368
01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:33,625
I can't even say it.
1369
01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:35,125
I have been to the grave
1370
01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:36,250
of Françoise,
1371
01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:38,791
I didn't even dare to talk to him about it.
1372
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:42,583
-Hold.
1373
01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:44,333
-Okay, I'm going.
1374
01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:48,291
It's the last one, above 5,
I see lights.
1375
01:09:48,458 --> 01:09:50,416
I drive,
I'm not dangerous,
1376
01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:51,458
but...
-No.
1377
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:56,958
I see lights.
1378
01:09:57,125 --> 01:09:58,208
Come on !
1379
01:10:00,416 --> 01:10:01,666
And smoke.
1380
01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:06,916
-Is his wife dead?
1381
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,000
-No, she left.
1382
01:10:09,166 --> 01:10:10,208
-Ah good ?
1383
01:10:10,375 --> 01:10:12,916
-The Parisians always win
a memory.
1384
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:17,666
They bring back wine, olives...
and there is one, he brought back his wife.
1385
01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:19,666
He was unhappy, Michel,
1386
01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:23,708
he cried and he had this idea
to invent that she was dead.
1387
01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:27,500
Because a woman who left,
you know why you cry,
1388
01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:31,000
but a woman who is dead,
you know where you cry.
1389
01:10:33,041 --> 01:10:34,416
-Don't you put one back on?
1390
01:10:34,916 --> 01:10:35,791
-If.
1391
01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:39,458
You know we can say
that we supported viticulture.
1392
01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:41,666
-Will you have some olives?
1393
01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:43,541
-I don't want to, that makes me...
1394
01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:44,875
-Yes, it does to me.
1395
01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:48,125
-Wine does nothing to me,
but olive makes me sick.
1396
01:10:59,791 --> 01:11:02,166
We’ve already seen
1397
01:11:02,375 --> 01:11:05,958
Return the fire
From an ancient volcano
1398
01:11:06,166 --> 01:11:09,583
Who we thought was too old
-Isn't it over?
1399
01:11:09,791 --> 01:11:11,750
-Don't leave me
1400
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:15,458
Don't leave me
Don't leave me
1401
01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:17,791
-I'm not leaving you,
I'm leaving!
1402
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,625
-I would offer you
1403
01:11:19,791 --> 01:11:24,791
Beads of rain
Coming from a country where it doesn't rain
1404
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,750
-I might as well get myself a Twingo!
1405
01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:29,625
Pearls of rain,
It’s not practical!
1406
01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:34,166
Do you say anything more?
1407
01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:35,375
-Capri
1408
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:36,541
It's over!
1409
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:39,833
And to think that it was the city
Of my first love
1410
01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:42,541
-Poor.
1411
01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:44,166
-Shit, shit, shit!
1412
01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:48,625
Do you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to destroy your Lake Geneva!
1413
01:11:49,291 --> 01:11:51,000
-Don’t touch Lake Geneva!
1414
01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:53,041
That’s a thousand hours of work.
1415
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:54,125
Without the pike.
1416
01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:56,166
-It's a dolphin!
1417
01:11:56,333 --> 01:11:58,166
-My pike, a dolphin?
1418
01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:02,000
-Of course, it's Skippy,
everyone recognized him!
1419
01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:03,291
-Skippy, it's a kangaroo.
1420
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:06,125
-You're always right,
that's the problem.
1421
01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:08,166
-Skippy, it's a kangaroo!
1422
01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:12,125
-But I don't touch it,
to your shitty Lake Geneva!
1423
01:12:12,916 --> 01:12:15,125
Damn, that's not true!
1424
01:12:25,791 --> 01:12:26,791
Gilbert,
1425
01:12:26,958 --> 01:12:29,125
from Christian, can you see me?
1426
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:32,625
(Crackles)
*-Affirmative, I receive you,
1427
01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:36,708
but not 5 out of 5, I give you 4,
because of the crackling noises.
1428
01:12:36,875 --> 01:12:37,791
-Shut up !
1429
01:12:37,958 --> 01:12:39,333
-It's okay, they're not there anymore.
1430
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:43,708
-To all, we will give the best
for starting the sweeper
1431
01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:45,666
ecological electric.
1432
01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:48,375
Be careful...
1433
01:12:48,541 --> 01:12:50,625
*Top, electric sweeper.
1434
01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:53,583
-Come on !
1435
01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:57,291
-Top electricity, it works.
Here we go!
1436
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,875
*-And off we go for the sweeper
ecological electric.
1437
01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:08,750
Suspense music
1438
01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:21,666
Damn!
(Crash)
1439
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:29,916
The purpose of this anonymous meeting,
it's...
1440
01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:34,750
stop the action of the town hall,
who is looking to fire 30 people.
1441
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:36,458
-IT’S DISGUSTING.
1442
01:13:36,666 --> 01:13:39,708
-So, you noticed,
we have hoods.
1443
01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:41,791
Why do we have hoods?
1444
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:46,833
To stay...
-Why?
1445
01:13:47,958 --> 01:13:49,041
-To stay...
1446
01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:50,000
-To the west?
1447
01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:51,916
-Fashionable?
-Inside ?
1448
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,125
-Left?
1449
01:13:53,291 --> 01:13:54,583
-To remain anonymous!
1450
01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:55,875
(Disappointed sighs)
1451
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,291
-I knew it,
I didn't dare say it.
1452
01:13:58,458 --> 01:14:01,708
-Okay, I'll make the call. Gilbert?
-Here.
1453
01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:02,791
-Michael?
-Yes.
1454
01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:04,333
-Yolande?
-Yes.
1455
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,750
-Jean-Louis?
-Yes !
1456
01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:06,958
-Bruno?
-Yes.
1457
01:14:07,125 --> 01:14:08,291
-Jean-Patrice?
-Yes.
1458
01:14:08,458 --> 01:14:09,208
-Hey !
1459
01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:11,583
-Sorry, Véro, I forgot you.
1460
01:14:11,750 --> 01:14:14,125
-We need holes
for the mouth.
1461
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:15,291
-We thought about it.
1462
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:17,833
There are straws.
Gilbert, pass along,
1463
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:21,375
you only take one
per person, we pay them!
1464
01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:25,166
What is the mayor's weak point?
Everyone knows it,
1465
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:26,541
it's sex.
1466
01:14:26,708 --> 01:14:28,958
-Of course, it's clear.
-YES.
1467
01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:32,833
(We knock.)
1468
01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:37,416
(Footsteps approach.)
1469
01:14:37,791 --> 01:14:39,458
-Uh, Mr. Mayor?
1470
01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:42,208
Mr. Mayor?
1471
01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:45,083
-One second,
I'm on a file.
1472
01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:50,958
“Trainman” in eight letters
and it starts with an S.
1473
01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:53,708
-Centurion.
1474
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:55,500
-With an S?
1475
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:58,250
-Oh, no. Yes, uh...
-It's a senator!
1476
01:14:58,416 --> 01:15:01,208
So ! A train of senators.
1477
01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:05,416
-Precisely, I came to talk to you
of the audit of the Court of Auditors.
1478
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:07,208
-Yes, well, so what?
1479
01:15:07,375 --> 01:15:10,541
-It would concern management
of your personal property
1480
01:15:10,708 --> 01:15:11,791
and the use
1481
01:15:11,958 --> 01:15:12,958
that you would do
1482
01:15:13,125 --> 01:15:16,375
certain advantages,
which you would exaggerate.
1483
01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:18,833
-Is this a joke?
1484
01:15:20,166 --> 01:15:23,583
I left my position as a notary
to be exemplary!
1485
01:15:23,791 --> 01:15:26,000
Because it's true,
I recognize it,
1486
01:15:26,208 --> 01:15:28,958
when I was a notary,
I fucked up, people.
1487
01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:30,208
(Laughs)
1488
01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:33,625
I stuffed myself!
But be careful, completely legally.
1489
01:15:33,791 --> 01:15:34,583
-Of course.
1490
01:15:34,750 --> 01:15:38,666
-Say! I was a scoundrel...
1491
01:15:38,875 --> 01:15:42,541
What a bandit!
No limit! But there,
1492
01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:44,208
since I became mayor,
1493
01:15:44,375 --> 01:15:46,125
I have never abused my position.
1494
01:15:46,291 --> 01:15:49,625
-I know, but having said that,
they send an inspector.
1495
01:15:49,791 --> 01:15:51,083
She comes to check
1496
01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:53,166
your use of the town hall
1497
01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:57,208
for your personal home.
-Okay, well, that’s okay, I’m in no danger.
1498
01:15:59,666 --> 01:16:00,833
Huh, Menard?
1499
01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:03,500
-Ah, “Precarious situation”
1500
01:16:03,666 --> 01:16:04,791
starting with a G,
1501
01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:07,000
8 letters: “Custody”!
1502
01:16:08,083 --> 01:16:09,125
-Does that amuse you?
1503
01:16:09,291 --> 01:16:10,083
-Yes ! No.
1504
01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:13,000
I...
1505
01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:16,208
-Ah, well, yes, that's it.
1506
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:17,625
Yes.
1507
01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:18,833
(We knock.)
1508
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:21,916
-Are we waiting for someone?
Go see, Véro!
1509
01:16:23,916 --> 01:16:25,166
-Véro, it’s a piece!
1510
01:16:25,333 --> 01:16:27,041
-Ah, there’s a piece.
1511
01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,708
-A beautiful piece!
1512
01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:30,166
-Oh, hey!
1513
01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:33,916
-It’s Milene!
She has revelations to make to us.
1514
01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:35,000
-Let her come in.
1515
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,625
We listen to you, Milène.
-Hello, Christian.
1516
01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:40,875
-Good morning.
1517
01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:43,833
-The mayor is trash.
-AH, THAT!
1518
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,375
-It's not new!
1519
01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:48,833
-We know that.
-And here is my revelation.
1520
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:52,250
The mayor has problems.
It comes from Paris.
1521
01:16:52,416 --> 01:16:54,541
-When it comes from Paris,
there's trouble.
1522
01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:57,166
-It's good.
Is this from a magazine of yours?
1523
01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:59,833
-No, it's from me!
(Whistling admiringly)
1524
01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:01,083
-Hats off!
1525
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:03,875
-Go ahead, Milene.
1526
01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:07,041
-We suspect it
for having diverted staff
1527
01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:11,250
and equipment from the town hall
for the construction of his house.
1528
01:17:11,416 --> 01:17:13,000
-So what? We all do it.
1529
01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:16,291
-Yes, but we are employees,
It’s like a bonus.
1530
01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:17,250
-Ah!
1531
01:17:17,416 --> 01:17:18,416
(He chokes.)
1532
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:21,750
-Thank you, Michael.
1533
01:17:21,916 --> 01:17:24,958
-You are on an internship
reintegration of the suburbs.
1534
01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:28,666
You are the new municipals,
we are counting on you.
1535
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:29,916
No more thefts,
1536
01:17:30,083 --> 01:17:33,541
no more robberies,
it's a new life that begins.
1537
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:37,750
For that, we have tools.
So there, for example, you have a ?
1538
01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:39,875
-A broom?
-Alright !
1539
01:17:40,083 --> 01:17:41,583
And what is that?
1540
01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,375
-A rake?
-Well done !
1541
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:47,416
And right behind there, we have a ?
More difficult, that.
1542
01:17:47,625 --> 01:17:50,666
Have you never seen one?
Okay, it's a wheelbarrow.
1543
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:53,416
We can't
know everything on the 1st day.
1544
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:56,750
So let's get started,
I'll come back to see you later,
1545
01:17:56,958 --> 01:17:59,416
We are motivated, we believe in it!
All right ?
1546
01:17:59,625 --> 01:18:03,666
Come on, get to work, I'll be back.
Be wise. Come on, kids.
1547
01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:06,375
-Come on, go ahead, Jean-Mi, go for it!
1548
01:18:06,583 --> 01:18:08,458
-Excuse me, please.
1549
01:18:08,666 --> 01:18:12,583
I am the town hall psychologist,
so let me do it.
1550
01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:16,250
-In any case, the first times,
he was at 6.43 m.
1551
01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:20,583
-Jean-Michel, you are very strong,
there is no headwind,
1552
01:18:20,791 --> 01:18:24,041
you control the machine,
you are stronger than her.
1553
01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:27,541
-Wait,
from the tree over there, there is 2.43 m.
1554
01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:29,625
-Why does he always say 43?
1555
01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:32,750
-That's his size.
And he measures with his feet.
1556
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,916
He took a ball to the head
2 years ago, since then,
1557
01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:38,375
he counts and he ends everything with 43!
1558
01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:41,291
-I will pass you
in the disability committee.
1559
01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:43,666
He too,
he can have the competition.
1560
01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:46,750
-Ah, it will arrive
to start the snowblower.
1561
01:18:46,916 --> 01:18:47,875
-Look at them!
1562
01:18:48,041 --> 01:18:50,208
-Go ahead, Jean-Mi, you can do it!
1563
01:18:50,416 --> 01:18:54,291
Yes, Jean-Mi,
Yes Jean-Mi, it’s coming! It’s coming!
1564
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,708
It’s coming, I’m coming!
1565
01:18:55,916 --> 01:18:59,708
No, sorry, excuse me, it's...
It comes, it comes...
1566
01:18:59,916 --> 01:19:00,916
It's coming.
1567
01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:07,750
-We are at 142,000 euros
materials, Mr. Mayor.
1568
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:08,833
-How much ?
1569
01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:12,000
-142,000 euros.
-You can avoid
1570
01:19:12,166 --> 01:19:13,250
to speak while chewing?
1571
01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:14,708
-Of course.
1572
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,750
-It's sure, don't we have the right?
1573
01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:18,041
-The town hall,
1574
01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:19,333
it's not you.
1575
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:23,125
-It’s still great,
as a notion.
1576
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:24,708
We would be mayor,
1577
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:26,916
we would bust our asses
for these rednecks
1578
01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:29,666
and we would have no advantage?
-Not these.
1579
01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:32,416
-What's left,
as an advantage, then?
1580
01:19:32,583 --> 01:19:33,666
Fucking gourds?
1581
01:19:33,875 --> 01:19:34,833
-Wine.
1582
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:37,625
-Ah, Milene!
1583
01:19:38,375 --> 01:19:41,166
Were you there?
-No, I just arrived.
1584
01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:43,666
-Ah! Well, we were talking about you.
1585
01:19:43,833 --> 01:19:46,125
-Yes, we said good things!
-Ah good ?
1586
01:19:46,291 --> 01:19:49,666
Mr. Mayor, the controller,
you will receive it...
1587
01:19:49,833 --> 01:19:52,541
-Next, my little one,
in the small office.
1588
01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:54,291
And you have to spoil it for me,
1589
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:57,541
let it be sad, overloaded,
how pitiful it is.
1590
01:19:57,708 --> 01:20:00,208
-OK,
I'm going to go and give it a little shot.
1591
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,083
-All right. Thank you, Milène.
1592
01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,166
I'm going to give it a shot too.
1593
01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:08,333
-A little blow, Mr. Mayor?
1594
01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:10,625
-The corners, there.
1595
01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:12,125
-Pardon.
1596
01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:19,833
(We knock.)
-Mr. THE MAYOR?
1597
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:20,791
-Yes ?
1598
01:20:20,958 --> 01:20:21,875
-Miss Leblanc.
1599
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,541
-Not Leblanc, Legrand!
Come on, get lost.
1600
01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:29,625
Hello, man!
We're going to play.
1601
01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:31,916
We're going to play a little game.
1602
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:34,125
(Laughing)
I'll show it to you.
1603
01:20:35,291 --> 01:20:36,250
(She sighs.)
1604
01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:39,333
So, wait...
There's a mess in this bag!
1605
01:20:39,541 --> 01:20:43,250
Ah yes, those are the photos
from the mayor's house.
1606
01:20:43,416 --> 01:20:46,916
Lots of costs. Superb house
on the heights of Port-Vendres.
1607
01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:48,916
He smashed a mountain.
1608
01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:52,125
Luxury materials:
marble, stainless steel...
1609
01:20:52,291 --> 01:20:53,625
Look. Gorgeous.
1610
01:20:53,791 --> 01:20:55,333
Huge work!
1611
01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:57,666
Everything was blocked in Port-Vendres.
1612
01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,958
It may inspire you,
if you do
1613
01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:00,916
works.
1614
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:03,500
Ah! And these are friends of his,
1615
01:21:03,666 --> 01:21:05,000
charming girls.
1616
01:21:05,166 --> 01:21:06,750
You will watch this too.
1617
01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:10,208
Here it is! There !
1618
01:21:10,375 --> 01:21:12,500
Ah, very important!
1619
01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:15,541
The pencil! So, the pencil...
1620
01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:16,833
(She laughs.)
1621
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,291
A control without a pencil,
it's not a control.
1622
01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:21,458
-Ah.
1623
01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:25,750
-You saw, Miss Perec,
I didn't tremble.
1624
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:28,833
-I saw, Jean-Mi. I saw.
1625
01:21:29,208 --> 01:21:32,166
You turned on the snowblower.
-So.
1626
01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:35,791
I approached the leaf,
I blew it,
1627
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,041
I didn't tremble.
1628
01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:40,166
-Jean-Mi,
you have moved beyond the trauma.
1629
01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:42,541
It's a great moment,
even for me.
1630
01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:44,000
We're not used to it,
1631
01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:47,083
we psychologists,
to have results.
1632
01:21:47,291 --> 01:21:48,416
I am moved.
1633
01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:51,250
-But what the hell is she doing?
1634
01:21:51,416 --> 01:21:52,750
But come on!
1635
01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:56,208
Look at this.
1636
01:21:57,041 --> 01:21:58,166
SO ?
1637
01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:01,583
-We said 10 a.m. and it was 4 to minus,
so I was waiting.
1638
01:22:02,125 --> 01:22:04,291
-You're not pretending
to be stupid.
1639
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,791
-I don't like pretending.
1640
01:22:05,958 --> 01:22:07,208
-Do you have the equipment?
1641
01:22:07,375 --> 01:22:08,458
-Yes.
1642
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,166
-Menard, what are you doing?
This is my office.
1643
01:22:14,375 --> 01:22:16,875
-I'm training, sir,
for the future.
1644
01:22:17,041 --> 01:22:20,083
-Oh yes. Okay, book me
a table at La Treille.
1645
01:22:20,250 --> 01:22:22,166
With a low-end formula,
1646
01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:24,500
like we are poor and we know it.
1647
01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:26,125
-GOOD.
-And find me
1648
01:22:26,291 --> 01:22:27,583
an old car.
1649
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,708
The rotten Clio.
-It's mine.
1650
01:22:29,875 --> 01:22:32,250
-Perfect,
as long as she smells like dog.
1651
01:22:32,416 --> 01:22:33,333
-The inspector?
1652
01:22:33,791 --> 01:22:35,708
-No, Ménard, the car!
1653
01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:37,208
-Of course !
1654
01:22:38,791 --> 01:22:40,208
-That's expensive.
1655
01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:43,708
We will have two menus for 11 euros.
1656
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:46,958
You know, at the town hall,
we have modest means.
1657
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:48,666
-It's good !
1658
01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:50,625
Good reflex! Miss,
1659
01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:52,375
What do you have in champagne?
1660
01:22:52,541 --> 01:22:53,500
-But ?
1661
01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:56,083
-There's only one.
People don't drink it.
1662
01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:57,583
Except when the town hall pays.
1663
01:22:57,750 --> 01:23:00,250
So there, when it's the mayor...
1664
01:23:00,416 --> 01:23:02,125
-So, 2 cuts of the best.
1665
01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:04,750
Mr. Baldéli...
1666
01:23:05,791 --> 01:23:07,083
of initiates.
1667
01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:08,791
(Evil laugh)
1668
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,291
But I'm kidding!
1669
01:24:00,708 --> 01:24:04,166
-It's weird, these sandwiches
with bones in it.
1670
01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:05,666
-This is the principle
1671
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:07,458
from the rib sandwich.
1672
01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:10,791
-Hey ! The trap is set,
there's more to wait.
1673
01:24:10,958 --> 01:24:12,875
The mayor is going to fall, I think.
1674
01:24:13,041 --> 01:24:14,458
With Véro, is it better?
1675
01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:15,458
-I believe.
1676
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:17,916
She begins
to think of something else.
1677
01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:20,250
He doesn't mind thinking about anything but his ass.
1678
01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:21,333
There, for example,
1679
01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:24,333
we go to Cap d'Agde
for theme evenings.
1680
01:24:24,541 --> 01:24:25,500
It will be easy.
1681
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:27,416
-It depends on the themes.
1682
01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,333
-As long as it's not ass.
1683
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:32,875
-Yes, at the ass level,
Cap d'Agde is easy.
1684
01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:34,458
There you go.
1685
01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:37,875
(Mocking laughter)
1686
01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:41,125
-What?
1687
01:24:42,833 --> 01:24:44,416
-The file is heavy,
1688
01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:45,750
very heavy.
1689
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:47,083
That said...
1690
01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:48,958
-That said?
1691
01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,666
-I understand.
I understand these women
1692
01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:54,500
who in an atmosphere...
(She sighs.)
1693
01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:56,208
who breathes love...
1694
01:24:58,291 --> 01:25:02,458
this moist heat,
this lukewarmness!
1695
01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:05,625
These smells... This smell
1696
01:25:05,791 --> 01:25:08,583
which emanates from a body...
Your body!
1697
01:25:10,083 --> 01:25:12,208
You are a sleeping tiger.
1698
01:25:12,416 --> 01:25:16,125
You know, we don't cum every day
at the Court of Auditors.
1699
01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:17,708
-Ah good ?
1700
01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:21,708
-Are you looking at me, Tigger?
1701
01:25:21,916 --> 01:25:24,625
Like prey?
But I am your prey!
1702
01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:25,833
(He roars.)
1703
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,583
-What do you see as an animal?
1704
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,708
-An owl?
1705
01:25:30,875 --> 01:25:32,666
-No, a gazelle!
1706
01:25:32,833 --> 01:25:34,750
-Ah, I didn't see the horns.
1707
01:25:34,916 --> 01:25:37,833
-A light gazelle,
who is beautiful, who grazes...
1708
01:25:38,041 --> 01:25:41,666
a frolicking gazelle!
A gazelle that sees
1709
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:43,041
a sleeping tiger.
1710
01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:44,958
(He roars.)
1711
01:25:45,125 --> 01:25:48,833
He dreams of enjoyment!
His eyes are closed.
1712
01:25:50,208 --> 01:25:51,208
He opens them!
1713
01:25:51,375 --> 01:25:52,166
-Ah!
1714
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:55,541
-He takes it in the face,
love, the beast!
1715
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:56,791
But the gazelle
1716
01:25:56,958 --> 01:25:58,958
senses danger.
(Moans)
1717
01:25:59,166 --> 01:26:01,666
His little heart beats a hundred miles an hour.
(Clicks)
1718
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,333
(Groans with effort)
1719
01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:11,333
(He sighs.)
1720
01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:16,250
(Scream)
1721
01:26:17,041 --> 01:26:18,041
-But...
1722
01:26:18,208 --> 01:26:19,916
what are you doing there?
1723
01:26:20,083 --> 01:26:21,750
-We are here anonymously.
1724
01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,375
-Yes, I see clearly.
1725
01:26:23,541 --> 01:26:26,083
-Gilbert, play the slideshow.
1726
01:26:26,291 --> 01:26:27,291
-Here we go!
1727
01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:31,541
(Mocking laughter)
1728
01:26:37,958 --> 01:26:39,333
-Okay, okay, that's it!
1729
01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:42,625
What do you want?
1730
01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:45,750
-Either you stop
the measure of 30 layoffs
1731
01:26:45,958 --> 01:26:48,583
and you integrate
suburban interns,
1732
01:26:48,750 --> 01:26:50,500
or we throw you out.
1733
01:26:50,708 --> 01:26:53,583
-Delinquents?
But it's useless!
1734
01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:57,375
-Okay then, what do we do, Baldéli?
1735
01:26:58,666 --> 01:27:01,708
Oh, Ghislaine? But are you walking?
-Yes.
1736
01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,916
-It's moving to see you
in front of the Lourdes setting.
1737
01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:08,250
-I'm not leaving anymore.
This is our room. Well done.
1738
01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:09,666
They told me everything.
1739
01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:13,166
You are my winner.
You trapped them, you got the mayor.
1740
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:16,166
And you know what?
My body craves a winner.
1741
01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:18,083
Come on, come now.
1742
01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:21,083
-In front of the ducks?
Aren't they too young?
1743
01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:23,583
-But there are lots of old people!
1744
01:27:24,291 --> 01:27:27,291
(Cries of pleasure)
1745
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,833
(Ghislaine screams.)
1746
01:27:43,916 --> 01:27:45,375
(Disco music)
-Ah!
1747
01:27:45,541 --> 01:27:47,666
-Disco night! Titounet.
1748
01:28:03,625 --> 01:28:05,625
-A SPEECH! A SPEECH!
1749
01:28:05,791 --> 01:28:07,625
A SPEECH!
-Wait !
1750
01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:09,500
In high place,
1751
01:28:09,666 --> 01:28:13,125
we decided to reduce
public service workforce.
1752
01:28:13,333 --> 01:28:14,291
(Boos)
1753
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:18,583
And I was against it!
1754
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:20,208
-Yeah...
1755
01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:21,875
-Yes, yes!
1756
01:28:22,458 --> 01:28:23,875
Yes, I told them:
1757
01:28:24,083 --> 01:28:27,666
"No but you take
our municipalities for pawns?
1758
01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:29,125
-We're not pawns.
1759
01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:32,083
-"I take you, I throw you away!
I reject you!
1760
01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:34,625
(Brouhaha)
-They are human beings!
1761
01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:36,791
-"But no, no!
1762
01:28:36,958 --> 01:28:38,541
“They are people.
1763
01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:41,708
“Simply people
from Port-Vendres!
1764
01:28:41,875 --> 01:28:43,666
-YEAH!
1765
01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,791
-"They stay or I go!
1766
01:28:45,958 --> 01:28:47,916
-You're leaving!
(Laughs)
1767
01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:49,541
- “It’s them or me!”
1768
01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:51,791
-YES !
-I say "We",
1769
01:28:51,958 --> 01:28:54,541
because I am one of you.
1770
01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:57,583
We won!
Everyone stays!
1771
01:28:57,750 --> 01:28:59,958
(Shouts of joy)
1772
01:29:02,708 --> 01:29:06,125
I even managed to integrate
our three young people
1773
01:29:06,291 --> 01:29:07,750
to the personnel department!
1774
01:29:07,958 --> 01:29:09,958
-YEAH !
-It's great.
1775
01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:13,250
-Three young people from the neighborhoods
who are said to be in difficulty,
1776
01:29:13,458 --> 01:29:17,291
but I call:
“In evolutionary movement”.
1777
01:29:17,458 --> 01:29:19,333
-YEAH !
1778
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,708
-What, guys?
1779
01:29:21,458 --> 01:29:23,333
(Impressed sighs)
1780
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:25,500
(Cheers)
1781
01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:28,791
-Hey, oh! On the other hand...
1782
01:29:28,958 --> 01:29:30,583
slowly the movement there.
1783
01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:32,833
-That scared me!
1784
01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:37,791
-You're a good one, you.
1785
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,541
-Well... Well, Maurice,
1786
01:29:41,708 --> 01:29:43,750
what is it?
1787
01:29:43,916 --> 01:29:46,166
Are you taller, Maurice?
1788
01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:49,750
-There, it’s me who’s speaking, huh?
It's me who speaks.
1789
01:29:50,208 --> 01:29:52,958
(Admiring sighs)
1790
01:29:53,166 --> 01:29:56,958
-MAURICE! MAURITIUS!
MAURITIUS! MAURITIUS!
1791
01:29:57,125 --> 01:29:58,750
MAURITIUS! MAURITIUS!
1792
01:29:58,916 --> 01:30:01,500
MAURITIUS! MAURITIUS! MAURITIUS!
1793
01:30:01,666 --> 01:30:04,541
-It's been 2 years
that I'm an idiot measuring everything.
1794
01:30:04,750 --> 01:30:07,791
Hair like that,
43 here, 43 there...
1795
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,208
Now that I have visited
1796
01:30:10,375 --> 01:30:11,708
thanks to the psychiatrist,
1797
01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:14,708
I have 40% disability.
(Shouts of joy)
1798
01:30:14,875 --> 01:30:17,625
-So, then, then...
1799
01:30:17,791 --> 01:30:22,833
So, I don't measure, huh?
I have my disabled card.
1800
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:25,000
(Admiring sighs)
1801
01:30:25,166 --> 01:30:28,666
I park wherever I want
and fuck everyone!
1802
01:30:28,833 --> 01:30:32,250
(Cheers)
1803
01:30:32,416 --> 01:30:35,250
I can't tell you.
-MAURICE! MAURITIUS!
1804
01:30:35,416 --> 01:30:36,958
-Well done !
-MAURICE!
1805
01:30:39,916 --> 01:30:41,500
-Are you okay, Christian?
1806
01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:43,541
-It's okay, Gilbert, it's okay.
1807
01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:45,833
I am in emotion.
-Ah good ?
1808
01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:49,416
-And I have admiration
for what Maurice did.
1809
01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:52,833
Two years of work,
in silence, with self-denial!
1810
01:30:53,041 --> 01:30:55,500
The objective,
obtain the Disability card.
1811
01:30:55,708 --> 01:30:58,125
He works, he says nothing, he gets it.
1812
01:30:58,291 --> 01:30:59,125
Hat.
1813
01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:02,125
-Especially to be stupid
all the time,
1814
01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:04,125
must never let up.
-No !
1815
01:31:04,333 --> 01:31:07,125
A permanent idiot
can't relax.
1816
01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:09,166
The idiot is tired.
1817
01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:11,291
You know,
idiots sleep a lot.
1818
01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,458
-Ah good ?
-Yes, they are resting,
1819
01:31:13,666 --> 01:31:15,125
It's tiring to be stupid.
1820
01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:18,500
We trained him,
he arrives at the disability card.
1821
01:31:18,708 --> 01:31:21,000
Hat !
This is our French team.
1822
01:31:21,208 --> 01:31:24,333
You want the title,
you work and you get it.
1823
01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:28,208
-Somewhere,
we are educators.
1824
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,083
Oh, it's...
1825
01:31:30,291 --> 01:31:32,791
It moves me.
And how are things with your wife?
1826
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,750
-It's okay,
she understood who was boss.
1827
01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:39,125
-Be careful,
Don't give him too much of a taste for all that,
1828
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:42,250
because you give them that,
They take that from you.
1829
01:31:42,458 --> 01:31:45,000
-And you, yours?
-She scares me.
1830
01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:46,208
(He groans.)
1831
01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:49,583
-In less than 2 minutes,
I'm going around the port!
1832
01:31:49,791 --> 01:31:51,500
-Yeah, that's it!
1833
01:31:51,708 --> 01:31:53,750
(Mocking laughter)
1834
01:31:55,666 --> 01:31:56,875
Be careful!
1835
01:31:57,083 --> 01:32:00,458
-COME ON !
1836
01:32:00,666 --> 01:32:01,666
(Horn)
1837
01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:05,250
(Cheers)
-Well done, Michel!
1838
01:32:05,416 --> 01:32:08,916
(Brouhaha)
1839
01:32:14,083 --> 01:32:15,416
(Horns)
1840
01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:21,541
(Tires squealing)
1841
01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:23,208
(Shocks)
(Falling into the water)
1842
01:32:36,416 --> 01:32:38,166
-Hey, see?
1843
01:32:38,375 --> 01:32:41,291
I knew well
that it would one day be used, the crane.
1844
01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:42,791
-Well done, Mr. Mayor.
1845
01:32:50,083 --> 01:32:52,208
-What are you thinking about, Michel?
1846
01:32:52,416 --> 01:32:55,666
-There are few of us who think too much,
and too much to think little.
1847
01:32:55,833 --> 01:32:57,416
-Damn it’s beautiful,
1848
01:32:57,583 --> 01:32:59,666
That, Michel! Who wrote this?
1849
01:32:59,833 --> 01:33:02,416
-Françoise Sagan.
-Francoise?
1850
01:33:02,625 --> 01:33:03,708
-Françoise Sagan.
1851
01:33:03,916 --> 01:33:05,708
-The sportswoman?
-Yes, I think so.
1852
01:33:05,916 --> 01:33:07,916
-She could have written books.
1853
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:11,666
-She should have made some,
books, Françoise Sagan.
1854
01:33:12,333 --> 01:33:14,833
I would still help
viticulture, me.
1855
01:33:15,041 --> 01:33:16,750
-How united we were!
1856
01:33:16,958 --> 01:33:19,291
-We have always supported
viticulture.
1857
01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:21,500
We stand together!
-Of course !
1858
01:33:21,708 --> 01:33:23,833
Come on, go ahead! Go for it.
1859
01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:25,291
Go for it !
1860
01:33:25,458 --> 01:33:26,291
-Who are you talking to?
1861
01:33:26,458 --> 01:33:27,791
-To the spectators.
1862
01:33:27,958 --> 01:33:29,625
We're done, it's good!
1863
01:33:29,833 --> 01:33:30,791
-Ah yes, but...
1864
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:33,875
They are on zeal strike,
They're not going to move.
1865
01:33:34,416 --> 01:33:35,625
-Cheers.
1866
01:33:35,833 --> 01:33:38,541
Do you know what they want?
Destabilize us.
1867
01:33:38,750 --> 01:33:39,583
-By not moving?
1868
01:33:39,791 --> 01:33:42,708
-Exactly, and us too,
we are in a good place.
1869
01:33:42,875 --> 01:33:43,750
-Securely in place.
1870
01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:47,041
-We've said enough stupid things.
-Enough is enough.
1871
01:33:47,208 --> 01:33:48,916
-But too much is too much!
1872
01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:52,666
-That’s beautiful too, Michel,
that could make a title.
1873
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:54,875
-How so ?
-A film title.
1874
01:33:55,083 --> 01:33:56,958
-So !
-A film about what?
1875
01:33:57,166 --> 01:33:58,958
-On us.
-The municipal ones.
1876
01:33:59,125 --> 01:34:00,625
-The municipal ones!
1877
01:34:00,791 --> 01:34:02,291
-BAH, WHAT?
1878
01:34:02,458 --> 01:34:04,458
-You got the big head.
1879
01:34:04,625 --> 01:34:08,291
-Not the big head, the close-up.
-It takes up the entire screen.
1880
01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:11,333
-I'll stay.
Go ahead, we won't see you anymore.
1881
01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:12,791
Everyone sees me.
1882
01:34:12,958 --> 01:34:14,875
Look, let's see, you're there too.
1883
01:34:15,083 --> 01:34:16,416
Huh, is he there?
1884
01:34:16,583 --> 01:34:18,750
-COME ON !
-Come on, go now.
1885
01:34:18,958 --> 01:34:20,250
Be reasonable.
1886
01:34:20,416 --> 01:34:23,166
-It's crazy,
We're going to be late for the aperitif.
1887
01:34:23,375 --> 01:34:24,958
-And the aperitif is sacred!
1888
01:34:25,166 --> 01:34:26,666
It's not unpleasant!
1889
01:34:26,875 --> 01:34:30,333
It's true that close-ups,
I like it too!
1890
01:34:30,541 --> 01:34:33,791
We would be stupid to leave,
we are good with you.
1891
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,416
It's true that we spent...
-But no!
1892
01:34:36,625 --> 01:34:38,208
-Yes, you have a big head.
1893
01:34:38,416 --> 01:34:41,083
-No, we don't have it that much,
the big head.
1894
01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:44,208
-Okay, come on!
Be reasonable, get out.
1895
01:34:44,416 --> 01:34:46,583
-Tell him to cut it!
-It cuts!
1896
01:34:46,791 --> 01:34:48,041
-Come on.
-We're leaving.
1897
01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:52,125
-We get attached, finally.
We shouldn't, but oh well.
1898
01:34:52,333 --> 01:34:55,666
-We're attached to you, well.
-I'm getting attached too!
1899
01:34:55,875 --> 01:34:57,875
-I don't know where I put my bus.
1900
01:34:58,083 --> 01:34:59,791
-But no, he's in the water.
1901
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,416
-Your bus,
he fell into the port yesterday.
1902
01:35:02,625 --> 01:35:05,458
(Michel laughs.)
Damn, haven't you read the script?
1903
01:35:05,666 --> 01:35:09,166
-It gives you amnesia, you...
-Alcohol.
1904
01:35:09,375 --> 01:35:11,125
-But get out!
1905
01:35:11,333 --> 01:35:13,541
-Attention !
-Get out!
1906
01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:18,208
It's true, they insist.
-After a while it's painful.
1907
01:35:19,875 --> 01:35:23,125
Stand up, the convicts of hunger
1908
01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,458
(Laughs)
1909
01:35:32,458 --> 01:35:35,250
Sorry, that shook me.
-Come on, let's do it again.
1910
01:35:35,458 --> 01:35:36,791
-Go ahead, do it again.
1911
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:39,500
-It's the relapse,
he has depression.
1912
01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:43,166
It's the relapse,
there, he makes us depressed.
1913
01:35:43,375 --> 01:35:46,625
-Pardon.
-It's the relapse.
1914
01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:49,125
(Laughs)
1915
01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:51,208
Calm down, calm down!
1916
01:35:51,416 --> 01:35:53,958
-I tell myself...
-Because I finish the word.
1917
01:35:54,166 --> 01:35:57,958
-Because I'm starting to look:
“But what’s the matter?”
1918
01:35:58,291 --> 01:36:00,208
-I think I believe it.
1919
01:36:00,416 --> 01:36:02,625
-More ! No, finally!
1920
01:36:03,333 --> 01:36:06,916
Yes ! Eh ? Well, yes?
1921
01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:09,625
So, yes?
1922
01:36:09,833 --> 01:36:12,250
-Yes.
-Good ! So... Oh?
1923
01:36:12,583 --> 01:36:14,166
In...
1924
01:36:14,375 --> 01:36:16,750
By virtue...
(Laughs)
1925
01:36:16,958 --> 01:36:19,291
-You cut before me!
1926
01:36:24,333 --> 01:36:27,583
-I have a Perpignan-Paris
which passes through Strasbourg,
1927
01:36:27,791 --> 01:36:31,583
with a change to,
towards... towards Orléans.
1928
01:36:31,791 --> 01:36:33,250
I don't want to miss it.
1929
01:36:33,458 --> 01:36:36,041
-Reread the program, because...
(Laughs)
1930
01:36:36,375 --> 01:36:38,916
You're not sure you'll make it there.
1931
01:36:39,416 --> 01:36:41,916
-I'm going to eat your body!
Titounet!
1932
01:36:42,125 --> 01:36:43,458
(He squeals.)
1933
01:36:43,666 --> 01:36:44,666
-Titounet!
1934
01:36:46,041 --> 01:36:49,125
-Come on, have a drink.
Come on, Titounet!
1935
01:36:49,333 --> 01:36:51,458
(Grunt)
Drink a little!
1936
01:36:51,666 --> 01:36:53,333
(Laughing)
1937
01:36:55,958 --> 01:36:59,250
-Okay, are you popping your bottle?
-"Make it fart"!
1938
01:36:59,458 --> 01:37:02,083
Yes, but if there is one left! Ah!
1939
01:37:02,291 --> 01:37:03,791
We're lucky!
1940
01:37:05,375 --> 01:37:08,250
(A bottle tumbles.)
1941
01:37:08,458 --> 01:37:10,791
-We had luck, all the same!
1942
01:37:11,708 --> 01:37:13,708
-Are you ready to help us?
-Yes.
1943
01:37:13,916 --> 01:37:16,833
It's enough to be stupid,
I also want to be pretty.
1944
01:37:17,041 --> 01:37:19,375
(Laughs)
1945
01:37:20,583 --> 01:37:22,833
-In my opinion,
no need to redo it.
1946
01:37:23,833 --> 01:37:27,458
-I'm going to take off your shoes
implants! Grind your glottis!
1947
01:37:27,666 --> 01:37:30,625
Oh yes!
I want a fucking shovel!
1948
01:37:30,833 --> 01:37:33,833
A world champion shovel,
a sick shovel!
1949
01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:35,958
I'm going to descale you!
1950
01:37:37,208 --> 01:37:40,708
Let me put some acid on you.
No, that's not it.
1951
01:37:45,291 --> 01:37:47,166
-But Ghislaine, are you walking?
1952
01:37:47,375 --> 01:37:48,250
-Yes !
1953
01:37:48,458 --> 01:37:51,666
-It's moving to see you
in front of the Lourdes setting.
1954
01:37:51,875 --> 01:37:54,208
-And then, I walk...
(She stammers.)
1955
01:37:54,416 --> 01:37:55,250
-From?
1956
01:37:55,458 --> 01:37:57,541
There, we don't know what you said.
1957
01:37:57,750 --> 01:37:59,416
(He jabbers.)
1958
01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:01,291
Give him a drink.
1959
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:03,750
-Come on, drink, my little Titounet.
1960
01:38:03,958 --> 01:38:05,666
-COME ON !
1961
01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:07,791
(Laughs)
1962
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:09,708
-He drinks well, Titounet.
1963
01:38:09,916 --> 01:38:12,291
-Drink, my little grandfather.
Come on, drink!
1964
01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:14,583
Yes, dad, he's going to walk you afterwards.
1965
01:38:14,791 --> 01:38:17,833
(Laughs)
Did you take plastic bags?
1966
01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:22,750
(paced music)
1967
01:39:09,333 --> 01:39:13,333
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