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哇，真的假的，這結婚產業也太...

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欸，所以真的成了嗎？

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真的假的？成了？

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你絕對不是那種會直接跳過的人吧

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成了喔

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欸？為什麼變紐西蘭了？

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欸？但後來變得很平凡耶

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欸？什麼？

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變成田中了

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田中？

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哇，超級平凡的

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但老公長得超帥的

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欸？你是說長相嗎？

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不是啦，是說很帥啊

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但顏值真的很高

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欸？那既然都結婚了

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說說看各種經驗之類的

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不，沒那回事啦

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是喔？不會覺得心定下來了嗎？

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那那種「拜拜網路」之類的感覺呢？

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有有有，有的

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有有有

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有在好好經營喔

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拜託啦

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我知道啦

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有沒有正妹？

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啊，那個...

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前陣子遇到一個超棒的女生

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在辦那種已婚女性的聚會

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在那邊的那個女生

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是朋友的朋友嗎？

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賺到錢之後去下面那邊玩的時候

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她好像說了一些慾求不滿足之類的話

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啊，真的嗎？單身嗎？

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不是單身，不是單身

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原來如此，因為已經結婚了

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欸，本來感覺不是那種感覺的

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看起來有點正經的感覺

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但其實她有說過之類的話

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我覺得應該蠻色氣的

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感覺很有戲喔

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對對對對

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我就覺得這一定是那種會成功的模式

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說不定會超級想見面

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欸，你要住大學嗎？

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啊，會變胖

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啊，啊，開始了

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要開始囉

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欸，現在在外面嗎？

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誒——

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我就在想你在幹嘛呢

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偷偷地，欸，加油加油，欸，說不定會想去看看

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啊，啊，啊，再聯絡喔，好啦，掰掰，加油喔，最愛你了

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感覺現在好像在公園當志工

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不是，那是啥，那是啥啊？

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不是，那是啥啦，欸，不過，真的是那種孩子

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就是那種感覺，大概可以偷偷去看

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不錯喔，不錯喔，不過，黏著度很重要喔

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水位呢？已經變了嗎？

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啊，有啦，啊，是的

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啊，是那個人嗎

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幹嘛這麼認真在清理垃圾啊

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真的只要一點點嗎？

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嗯，一點點

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嘿——

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可以介紹一下嗎

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啊，真的嗎？

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就平常那樣

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初次見面

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我是 Stan

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請多指教

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拜託請多指教

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雖然大概說明了一下

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但我也不太清楚

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詳細的情況

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還有，我有在經營類似家庭主婦類的頻道

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會去採訪各種家庭主婦

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因為聽說你好像在做志工

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所以想說可以請教你一些事情

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可以嗎？

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畫得比較好呢

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現在幾歲左右呢？

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現在30歲

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欸，看不出來！

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真的假的？嘿

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與其說是志工，不如說是隨手撿垃圾

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不覺得很厲害嗎？

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因為是小孩們平常玩耍的公園

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所以覺得應該要保持乾淨

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做志工有什麼成就感嗎？

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在支援的公園看到孩子們在玩耍

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我從剛才開始一直聽到「小孩」這個詞

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有小孩嗎？

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啊，有的

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順便問一下，幾歲呢？

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5歲

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啊，是5歲啊

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那大概是幼兒園的年紀，原來如此

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原來如此，那在公園真的玩得很瘋呢

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謝謝您的支持

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那我先給您名片

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如果現在很忙，我們改天再約

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好的，麻煩您了，謝謝

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加油

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真的嗎？有興趣嗎？

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有什麼要做的事嗎

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沒關係，沒關係

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真的假的？

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感覺反差真的很大耶

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很厲害

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好久不見了

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這個時間沒問題嗎？

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沒問題

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因為我也只是隨便走走

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是的

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需要幫忙手續之類的嗎？

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今天在忙什麼嗎？

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今天剛下班

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啊，是這樣啊

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是的

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她也有在正經工作喔

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是喔

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那不就是全職家庭主婦嗎

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啊，不是啦

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啊，原來不是啊

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欸，那工作之外還做什麼工作呢？

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幼兒園老師

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這不是超級合嗎？

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在幼兒園裡

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工作時要跟小孩相處

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回到家還要照顧小孩之類的

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不會很累嗎？

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但小孩不是都很有活力嗎？

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工作一天下來，體力消耗其實還好啦

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接下來就變有趣了呢

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感覺快樂勝過了疲累的感覺

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是啊

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妳會不會覺得「好想當全職主婦喔」之類的

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我完全不會

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不太會那樣想

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誒誒誒誒

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會工作、會出門感覺真好呢

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不好意思

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誒誒誒誒

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那妳先生是做什麼的呢？

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工作是那種需要跑長途的嗎

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是長途運輸之類的嗎？

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啊，對沒錯

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會跑蠻遠的地方

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有時候甚至都不會回家

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誒誒誒誒

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那會很寂寞耶

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是啊

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那感情方面如何呢？

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還好嗎？

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普通啦

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啊，就是把小孩丟在家

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兩個人出門去玩之類的

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那種感覺

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感覺不太會把行程排死吧

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既然小孩都5歲了，那結婚是不是已經很久了？

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大概差不多

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啊，差不多？

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嗯

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像是那種突然就有了的感覺嗎？

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啊，是的

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是沒錯啦

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欸，所以是那種突然就結婚的感覺嗎？

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會不會有什麼變化？

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嗯，有的時候會，有的時候不會

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有的時候不會

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最近有特別...？

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沒什麼特別的

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那，會有什麼不滿之類的嗎？

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這個嘛，一個人過的話真的滿辛苦的呢

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有什麼興趣之類的嗎？

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Ruby偶爾會打媽媽排球

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媽媽排球？

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是的

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還可以打排球嗎？

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對，以前一直有在打

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打了多久呢？

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從國中、高中一直打到現在

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好厲害喔，持續好久了呢

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啊，是的

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那媽媽是排球隊的王牌嗎？

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完全沒有那回事

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啊，沒那回事嗎？

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是的

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欸，雖然話題有點扯到那方面...

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像是那種晚上沒什麼感覺之類的

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關於那種事情，狀況如何呢？

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想說可以來點真心話大冒

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我想說想聽聽看那種話題

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沒有耶

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啊，沒有嗎？

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是的

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抱歉，想問一下...

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是的

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那大概多久一次？

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有很久了嗎？

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嗯

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對太太來說

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感覺是覺得這樣也行嗎？

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嗯...

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感覺好像不太行

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但不會覺得有點寂寞嗎？

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會試著暗示他之類的嗎？

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會說出口嗎？

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那時候

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那個老公的反應

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是什麼樣的感覺呢？

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因為很累會想躲起來

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感覺快死掉了

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感覺累到不行

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就算暗示也完全沒反應

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啊，沒說過那種話

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欸——

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那也太過分了吧

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不是會停下來嗎

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說就是慾火很旺之類的

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那你是怎麼解決的？

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呵呵呵呵

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要不要試試看？

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老實說

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啊，死掉那種程度的程度

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外遇之類的

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最近不是有很多女風之類的嗎

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嗯

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沒有去嗎？

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沒有耶

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啊，是喔？

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完全沒有

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老實說有興趣嗎？

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這種話沒辦法跟這種人說啦

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問得有點太直接了

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說什麼問得太直接

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也不是說真的要問

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雖然也有像中止頻道那樣在做

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也像是在做別的頻道一樣

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嘛，其實也有那種情況

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有這種事嗎？你老公性愛厲害嗎？

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有那麼誇張嗎？呃，那那裡感覺怎麼樣？

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啊，等一下

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快？還是慢？很快

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啊，很快啊

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那樣的話就算做了，也沒辦法滿足吧

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我也可以介紹超厲害的人給你喔

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讓你超級舒服那種，沒興趣嗎？

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嗯

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像是那種色色的事

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看了之後會覺得「怎麼樣呢」之類的

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欸，如果有想嘗試的事，完全可以幫你實現喔

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有什麼想嘗試的事嗎？

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攻方之類的也有機會嗎？

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會一直讓老公攻嗎？

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像是那種...

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之前好像有嘗試過攻方之類的

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其實也有這種情況嗎

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要不要試試看那種方式？真的

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不好意思

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像試玩那種感覺也可以喔

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感覺

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不好意思

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怎麼樣？

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可以嗎？

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可以直說嗎？

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欸，覺得如何？

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直說嗎？

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這個...

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直說嗎？

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直說嗎？

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可以嗎？

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可以嗎？

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可以嗎？

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是的，可以

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真的嗎？

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稍微的話可以

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稍微的話？

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天啊，如果你變成那樣的話

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如果覺得很痛苦的話

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因為是社群所以超棒的

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比老公還要棒

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他們都這樣說

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因為我剛才急著叫你過來

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嗯

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而且時間也還

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沒關係

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好久沒見了

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額外

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說來來了

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這次在做

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那個人

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雖然沒說出口

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上次的時候

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感覺確實是那樣

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我是希望可以更舒服一點

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我是這麼想的啦

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總之啊

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感覺

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不是說過媽媽排球嗎

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01:21:26,630 --> 01:21:28,700
你不是說過嗎

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01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:30,720
我準備了東西喔

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就是這個

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希望你能出來

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不錯喔

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嗯嗯

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說什麼發球之類的

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蛤？試試看啊

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你也太偷懶了吧

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認真的那種

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到底在搞什麼啦

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那個吧，稍微

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去受個訓之類的

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再來一次

