1 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,159 Oh! 2 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,393 Um... 3 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,355 I got into the car at 2:00. 4 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,398 But then... I was coming here. 5 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,959 Well, I thought I was coming here. 6 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,918 But then Georgia wanted to go to the loft. 7 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,515 So then... You know, she's my fare home, 8 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,160 so then I had to go to the loft. 9 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,915 And when we got there, she was like, 10 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,639 "Well, now I want to take a nap." So... 11 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,757 Then I'm waiting for her to, like, wake up, 12 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,912 and then I fell asleep. 13 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,309 I have been asleep all night. 14 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,068 Are you angry? 15 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,596 Okay. How... How angry do you think I should be? 16 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,016 Do you think I should be, you know, really angry? 17 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,736 A little bit angry? What do you think would be 18 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,200 appropriate right now? 19 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,559 What's a good response? Go on. 20 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,993 A little angry. 21 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,714 Can it be less angry? 22 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,080 Mmm-hmm. We're not going to fight about this. 23 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,597 Fine by me. Just not going to do it. 24 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:07,110 Not going to do it. The same old things... 25 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,188 Going over and over again. 26 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,136 I get angry 'cause the only time I get to see you 27 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,878 is when you're hungover, 28 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,598 and you stay home all day and watch TV, 29 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,875 and then you say being out of work this long is 30 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,076 "affecting" you. And that isn't true? 31 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,720 And I say you're doing nothing to change your situation, 32 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,616 and you tell me you're going to prove me wrong, 33 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,656 and then I catch you lying, lying again to me, to yourself, 34 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,816 because you stay home all day, 35 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,896 and it's just talking in circles. I'm just getting so 36 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,831 tired of it! Tim... 37 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,359 Listen. 38 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,559 Georgia wanted to go to the loft. 39 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,993 I didn't even want to go. 40 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,794 Who the fuck is Georgia? 41 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,115 Natasha. 42 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,030 Gloria, you are... You're a mess. 43 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,354 You are out of control, and I love you, 44 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,670 but I cannot deal with you in that state. 45 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,557 What are you talking about? 46 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,456 So I've packed your things, they're in the bedroom. 47 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,232 What? What? You can keep the cases. 48 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,548 They're cheap ones. What? 49 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,359 I think it would be best for both of us if you were not here 50 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,271 when I got back. Okay? So, um... 51 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,549 Tim! 52 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,675 Goodbye. 53 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,308 I'm sorry. Tim! 54 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,555 Tim! 55 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,555 Yeah, that's him. Thank God! 56 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,640 ...disgusting! 57 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,597 What do you think you're gonna get out of that? 58 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,079 Disgusting! I know! 59 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,991 Must have been... I don't know, 60 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,176 he must have never done anything 61 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,560 since she was, like, 12 years old. 62 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,517 Probably not. 63 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,352 Hey, Gloria! Where's the plug? 64 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,317 My phone is on red right now. 65 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,829 Trying to order some Chinese food... Who wants an apple? 66 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,319 No, I want Chinese food! 67 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,038 This is way too, like, healthy! 68 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,951 An apple, are you kidding me? No. 69 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,078 Excuse me. Oscar? 70 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,075 Gloria. 71 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,718 Gloria! Wow! 72 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,513 Oh, wow! Whoa. 73 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,234 I can't believe it! Uh... 74 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,596 Oh, my God, it's a miracle I recognized you! 75 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,999 Well, yeah, I mean... 76 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,399 Anyway! Hi. 77 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,512 Yeah, hi! Hello. Hi! 78 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,831 Wow! Uh, so, what are you doing here? 79 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,992 Uh, um, I needed a vacation. 80 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,256 And my parents hadn't rented out the house, and, you know, 81 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,416 I haven't been up here in so long, 82 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,919 so it's just like, you know... Sure. 83 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,991 Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing now? 84 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,114 Like, right now? 85 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,589 Nothing. Wanna hang out? 86 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,398 Yeah. Sure. Yeah, sure! 87 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,708 Yeah, come on, here, hop in! 88 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,472 Okay. Cool. Yeah. Uh... 89 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,635 Okay. Do you need any help? 90 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,954 Sorry. I'm sorry. 91 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,350 I'm still just totally blown away that you're actually here. 92 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,909 Yeah. 93 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,798 Um, where are we going? 94 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,675 Oh! Yeah! Uh, we're going to, uh, to work. 95 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,597 Work at the, uh, at the bar. 96 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,558 Oh, you work at the bar with your dad! That's nice. 97 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,110 Uh, well, no, it's... It's mine now. 98 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,237 Yeah. My, uh, dad passed away. 99 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,390 Oh, I'm sorry, Oscar. I'm really sorry. 100 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,038 It's all right. 101 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,872 Oh, when did that happen? 102 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,070 Uh, a few years ago. 103 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,229 He was a really nice guy. 104 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,389 Yeah. 105 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,480 How's your mom? 106 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,840 I bet that was really hard on her. 107 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,072 Uh, well, she died long before that. 108 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:45,999 Jesus. I'm so sorry. 109 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,875 Yeah. You were still living here. 110 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,308 Don't you remember? You went to the funeral. 111 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,549 Huh. It looks different than I remember. 112 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,999 Oh, well, yeah. 113 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,355 No, I did some renovations a while back. 114 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,880 Yeah, less and less people started showing up, 115 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,110 and I think the whole country-western thing 116 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,350 was scaring people away, honestly. 117 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,278 Wow! Hey! 118 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,878 I like it. Yeah? 119 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,109 Yeah. Yeah. 120 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,589 Yeah. Thought you would. It's more refined, right? 121 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,233 Yeah, I just wanted something that had a little bit more 122 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:37,148 of a classic-feeling bar. You know? 123 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,136 Something that doesn't necessarily need to rely on a theme 124 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,878 or anything like that. 125 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,118 Well, it has a theme. No, it doesn't. 126 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,197 No, I mean, it's got a vibe, yeah, for sure, 127 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,191 but, I mean, it doesn't have a theme. 128 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,794 No. What would the theme be? Like, a bar? 129 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,312 Hey, didn't this used to be bigger? 130 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,277 Yeah. Yeah. Good memory. Yeah. 131 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,231 I just ended up shutting that half down. 132 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,456 You know, we didn't need it, with the people and everything. 133 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,549 But it's all right. 134 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,096 Got a buddy that comes in every now and then that helps me out. 135 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,401 Most of the time I can just fend for myself, though, so... 136 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,350 You all right? Hmm? 137 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,675 You're just... Oh! Yeah. 138 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,230 It's this nervous tic I have. I get this itch right here... 139 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,456 You look like a monkey. Yeah. 140 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,754 I look like a monkey. 141 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,589 So what? You're Oscar's secret... 142 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,736 No. 143 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,398 We don't know anything about you. 144 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,074 We were, uh, friends in elementary school, 145 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,673 and then I moved to New York, 146 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,193 and I've lived there ever since. 147 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,510 Now I'm just... I'm visiting for a few days. 148 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,993 You know what your problem is? 149 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,029 What's my problem? 150 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,190 I used to live in New York, too, a while back. 151 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,430 I worked there for a few months in a print shop. 152 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,034 Then I met this guy who'd lost his passport 153 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,256 and he couldn't afford a new one, 154 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,554 so I decided to help him out, 155 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,959 let him stay with me for a while. 156 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,799 After a week of living with him, 157 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,711 I find out the police are looking for him 158 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,119 because he beat up his boyfriend. 159 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,032 Hey, Garth? Sorry, what's my problem? 160 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,235 What's your problem? 161 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,816 Yeah, you asked me did I know what my problem was, 162 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,840 and then you told a story, and I don't know what... 163 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,200 What does it have to do with me? 164 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,472 I didn't ask you that. Did I? 165 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,028 Yeah, you did. Sorry. He has this problem 166 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,759 that whenever he meets someone new, he gets very eager 167 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,074 and starts babbling a lot. 168 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,388 That is totally not true. 169 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,840 Sorry. 170 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,592 So, what do you think of Mainhead? 171 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,193 Has it changed a lot? 172 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,715 To tell you the truth, I have no fucking idea. 173 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,274 Right back here. 174 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,431 Holy shit! 175 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,750 Oscar, the horses! Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no. 176 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:53,515 Oh, my God, you kept this part the way it was! It's awesome! 177 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,588 Oscar, why don't you use it? It's so great! 178 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,016 Well, I told you, I didn't really need it. 179 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,160 Didn't really need it? 180 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,668 He ran out of money in the middle of the renovation. 181 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,438 Couldn't afford to finish it. 182 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,790 This is his dark little secret. 183 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,950 Like a lower back tattoo. Hey! 184 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,632 - Oscar! - Yeah. 185 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,188 You're nuts. This place is magical. 186 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,589 It's... Because it's not literal anymore! 187 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,829 It's like... 188 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,717 It's actually ironic now. 189 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,114 Want a Tic Tac? Why, does my breath smell? 190 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,032 - Hey, Oscar! - Mmm-hmm. 191 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,033 You got any teabags? 192 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,639 Why, do you want a cup of tea? 193 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,835 No, I want a teabag. 194 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,518 With the little string and the paper doohickey at the end... 195 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,960 Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. What do you need it for? 196 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,760 I'm gonna do a trick. I don't know your name. 197 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,395 Uh, Joel. Gloria. 198 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,760 Why do they always do that? 199 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,320 What? 200 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,277 They always introduce you to all the guys 201 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,316 except for the good-looking ones. 202 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,435 One. 203 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,230 Oh, it's like a fucking Wes Anderson movie in here, Oscar, 204 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,952 I love it! 205 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,632 I wish the songs were better. 206 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,913 When we were kids, back in school, 207 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,953 every year they'd have this short story contest in the spring, 208 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,554 and Gloria here would always win! 209 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,437 - Always! - Oh, come on! 210 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,953 My stories were terrible. 211 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,632 Oh, yeah? Well... 212 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,278 Mmm, 213 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,432 apparently they were better than mine, so... 214 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,872 I'm gonna get more booze. I didn't know that 215 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,439 you wanted to be a writer. 216 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,438 You... 217 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,869 No, I didn't. That... You missed the point, Dumdum. 218 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,757 I'm not... She's the writer... I'm... 219 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,070 I'm not a writer. I mean, I don't, like... 220 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,752 I don't write fiction. 221 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,638 I write articles for an online magazine. 222 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,640 Oh, they're on the Internet! 223 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,875 Yeah, they are. 224 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,552 Well, that's... That's cool! 225 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,232 It is. Yeah. 226 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,788 Write down the address, and then I could check it out. 227 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,153 Oh... Okay. 228 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,159 Uh-huh... 229 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,158 Yeah. There we go. 230 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,558 Sorry. 231 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,198 Hey! What the hell's wrong with you? 232 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,336 Huh? Am I gonna have to kick your ass again? 233 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,918 Oscar, nothing happened. 234 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,320 Please. Spare me. Okay? It's your first night back in town, 235 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,416 somebody had to go fuck it up... 236 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,536 Easy. We've all been drinking, okay? 237 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,959 It's fun. We're just having fun. 238 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,473 Nothing happened. Nothing happened! 239 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,629 Yeah... 240 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,756 What's going on? Nothing! 241 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,679 Jesus Christ. 242 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,479 What happened? 243 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,948 Shit. 244 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,236 Oh. 245 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,669 Ow! 246 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,515 What the... 247 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,629 Hi. 248 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,233 Oh, hey, sis, what's up? 249 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,958 No, I'm okay. I'm just... 250 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,675 I'm okay. Yeah. 251 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,736 No, I haven't heard anything. What are you talking about? 252 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,159 What? 253 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,470 Oh, come on. I mean, that's gotta be like a... 254 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,112 It sounds like an Internet prank or something, right? 255 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,829 It's like a viral hoax? Right? 256 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,233 What? 257 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,593 Oh, my... Oh, my... 258 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,096 Okay, you know, I need both my hands. 259 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,031 I gotta call you back. Okay, bye. 260 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,314 Oh, my God! 261 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,913 Holy shit. 262 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,951 Oh, my God. 263 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,790 Hello? Um, is this a good time to talk? 264 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,950 I mean, are you... Are you busy? 265 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,674 Yeah, I'm fine. Just got home. What's wrong? 266 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,877 What's wrong? Oh, my God, Tim. 267 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,638 I just looked at the news, and I... 268 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,039 I think I'm in shock. 269 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:20,956 I mean, a giant monster just materialized over Seoul. 270 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,633 Out of nowhere! I mean... 271 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,039 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. 272 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,076 But, Gloria, that happened, like, nine hours ago. 273 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,718 You're just hearing about this? 274 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,560 Yeah. 275 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,471 Well, what have you been doing all day? 276 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,592 I... Um... 277 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,991 I've been, like, you know, doing stuff around the house. 278 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,833 Hey, what are you... What are you getting at, Tim? 279 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,240 I'm worried about you, that's all. 280 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,896 You said you were going home to figure things out, 281 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,148 to get your life together... 282 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,390 That is exactly what I'm doing! 283 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,630 Gloria, if you're still out drinking all night, 284 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,870 you need professional help. 285 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,871 You know, we've been here before, and... 286 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,718 ...whether this shocking phenomenon is considered an attack 287 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,199 or a natural disaster. 288 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,714 Meanwhile, the global state of emergency continues, 289 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,153 with stock markets plunging. 290 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,475 Thanks. 291 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,708 So far, this is the best footage we have 292 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,155 of the creature vanishing into thin air. 293 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,639 The unprecedented nature of... 294 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,199 Did you get that tingle? 295 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,736 When you know you're watching something 296 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,376 that's gonna change the course of history? 297 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,216 Stephen Hawking has been the most outspoken among scientists 298 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,515 in raising the question of whether we need to revise 299 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,036 our entire understanding of the laws of physics. 300 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,510 With hundreds of specialists already converging on Seoul, 301 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,750 initial scientific analysis has raised concerns... 302 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,398 All those innocent victims. 303 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,799 And here we are, 304 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,758 just thinking how lucky we are to be watching. 305 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,554 ...this, and the high level of air contamination 306 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,074 triggered by the destruction, have accelerated 307 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,835 the evacuation of many affected urban areas. 308 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,514 The UN has called for a worldwide ceasefire, 309 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,751 and is asking for support from all nations able to help. 310 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,829 The US and NATO forces have already been dispatched 311 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,672 to help with search and rescue operations, 312 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,514 as the number of injured or missing citizens continues to climb. 313 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,192 After the first public statement 314 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,793 from the South Korean president... 315 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,238 Uh... 316 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,437 Hello? Hi. 317 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,797 Did I wake you up? No. It's okay. What's up? 318 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,996 I just want to talk to you. 319 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,672 I just woke up, 320 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,911 and, um, I thought you'd be on your way to work, 321 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,433 so I wanted to talk to you. 322 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,795 Gloria, Gloria, you're drunk. 323 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,996 I'm not talking to you when you're drunk. 324 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:44,436 I'm not drunk. I'm talking to you. 325 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,075 I've been, uh, getting stuff for the house. 326 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,798 I bought, uh... 327 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,200 I bought an inflatable mattress. 328 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,680 I've got to get ready for work, okay? I'll talk to you later. 329 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,869 Shit. 330 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,589 Shit! 331 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,555 Hi. 332 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,515 Hi. 333 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,999 I brought you a TV. 334 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,832 Careful. 335 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,149 Oh, shit. Uh, I just gotta... 336 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,198 I mean, I think we should probably put it in here. 337 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,157 Yeah. Sorry. Ugh... 338 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,992 Um... 339 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,357 Yeah, sorry, it's kind of, uh, a mess in here. 340 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,716 This is, uh, the only place I can get Wi-Fi without a password, so... 341 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,554 Um, what did you say? What... 342 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,631 I didn't say anything. Oh, okay. 343 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,919 Why don't we pop it over here? 344 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,718 Got the outlet and everything. 345 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,549 Okay. You want me to, uh, do anything, or... 346 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,551 No! Honestly. I'm good. I know what I'm doing. 347 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,776 I like doing this kind of stuff. 348 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,233 Okay. Thank you. 349 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,639 Oh, I gotta say, this is a... 350 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,119 This is a pretty nice surprise. 351 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,592 What, the TV? Yeah. 352 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,513 We talked about this last night. Don't you remember? 353 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,511 Yeah. 354 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,233 Yeah. Yeah. 355 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,359 Did the monster come back? 356 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,395 Uh, yeah. It attacked Seoul again. 357 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,038 What? But not as bad. 358 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,476 You know, the thing appeared, 359 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,551 the monster, in the, uh, same place, 360 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,039 but it just stood there 361 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,317 and, like, made a bunch of weird hand gestures. I dunno. 362 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,269 But it did destroy a few buildings and some people got hurt, 363 00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,918 but, again, nothing like last time. 364 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,759 What time did it happen? 365 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,471 8:05. The same... 366 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,676 Exact same time. That's weird. 367 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,797 Same time as yesterday, and same time as, you know, 368 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,995 the other time it showed up. 369 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,274 What other time? 370 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,195 You... 371 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,438 I'll show you. Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. Please. 372 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,638 Can't believe you haven't seen this. 373 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,594 This is, uh... 374 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,435 Yeah. 375 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,880 It was, like, 25 years ago. 376 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,315 Oh, my gosh! 377 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,616 It appeared and disappeared, exact same... 378 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,676 8:05, right on the dot. 379 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,416 Back then, everyone just thought it was a hoax. 380 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,238 But, yeah, it's the only photo they have. 381 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,914 Not the greatest quality, but, you know, you can tell... 382 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,270 Whoa... it's it from the silhouette, right? 383 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,588 Seoul, too? 384 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,238 Uh, yeah, that was in Seoul, yeah. 385 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,998 Well, that's a shame. 386 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,354 Why do you say that? 387 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,839 Well, you know, like... 388 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,072 If the monster is only attacking Seoul, 389 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,476 then all the rest of the world will stop caring, you know? 390 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,630 Like all the ceasefires that happened, they... 391 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,996 They'll just end. 392 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,753 Hmm. 393 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,558 So you don't remember anything we talked about last night, huh? 394 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,036 I got really melodramatic, didn't I? 395 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:21,716 Well, uh, you told me that you weren't really on a vacation. 396 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,916 That you've been looking for a job for a year, 397 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,468 and you've been living with your boyfriend, Tim, 398 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,278 and, uh, it didn't work out, 399 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,736 and since you didn't have any money, 400 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,456 you decided to move back here for a little while. 401 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,869 For the record, I figured out that you were broke on my own, 402 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,336 so you don't have to feel bad about... 403 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,830 Oh, well. Congratulations. Is there anything else? 404 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,593 I told you that if you wanted to give me a hand at the bar, 405 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,715 you're more than welcome. 406 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,656 You know, make a little money while you're staying here. 407 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,910 What did I say? You said yes. 408 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,795 Yeah. 409 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,016 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked you when you were drunk. 410 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,976 That's bad timing by me... No. What are you talking about? 411 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,594 That's such a nice thing to do. Figured I'd offer, I'm sorry. 412 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,598 But, I mean, do you need help at the bar? 413 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,873 If this mess keeps going on, yeah, 414 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,456 yeah, I'll definitely need help at the bar. 415 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,799 People gotta drink. 416 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,872 Okay, I'll tell you what. 417 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,473 I'll come to work at the bar 418 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,232 if you agree that we clean up the western side. 419 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,158 Mmm-hmm. 420 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800 All right, you're hired! 421 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,029 Yes. Mmm-hmm. 422 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,156 Country side is gonna open! 423 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,231 Make it official. Boom. Thank you. 424 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,874 Uh, start at 5:00? Tonight? 425 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,109 Great. 426 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,536 All right. Well, there we have it. 427 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,391 Hey. Yeah. 428 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,913 Uh... 429 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,200 Thank you. 430 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,920 Oh. Yeah. Of course. 431 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,715 You need a sofa. 432 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,471 Huh? What? 433 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,313 You should get a sofa for in here, so you can watch, you know... 434 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,510 Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Hang out. 435 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,435 All right. You want me to pick you up later? 436 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,432 That'd be great! Thank you. Cool. Can do. 437 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,192 Thank you! 438 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,918 Mmm-hmm. 439 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,314 Perfect. Okay. 440 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,949 The impact of the creature's appearance has been felt worldwide. 441 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,238 Additionally, a large number of humanitarian forces are arriving in Seoul 442 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,198 to help with rescue and recovery efforts. 443 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,431 A coalition of religious members have lent their support 444 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,198 and plan to visit affected areas. 445 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,951 Despite the lack of recent attacks, 446 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,951 the city remains on high alert. 447 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,871 As there seems to be no discernible pattern 448 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,032 to the location of the monster's appearance or path of destruction, 449 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,678 the entire city of Seoul 450 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,109 and its surrounding suburbs are on high alert. 451 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,200 See, I don't think it's alive. 452 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,949 What do you mean? 453 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,669 I mean, it's not an animal. 454 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,149 It's like a machine, 455 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,630 and it's being operated by remote control or something. 456 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,789 Mmm. 457 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,475 Do you ever notice how it just keeps moving, 458 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,711 destroying everything in its path, 459 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,239 but it never looks down? 460 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,868 If you were walking, surrounded by buildings 461 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,157 up to your waist or your shoulder, 462 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,232 wouldn't you look around to see where you were going? 463 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,631 Even if you wanna destroy everything, 464 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,759 it makes no sense to keep staring straight ahead 465 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,353 if everything is below you. 466 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,159 Hey. You okay? 467 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,195 This is the creature's third appearance. 468 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,679 Surprisingly... 469 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,069 ...there were no reported casualties or property damage, 470 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,311 as the monster hasn't moved from the spot of its initial appearance... 471 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,736 Despite the confusion caused 472 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,318 by the creature's last appearance, 473 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,550 NATO, the UN and coalition forces 474 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,198 remain on high alert. 475 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,197 In a statement... Ah! 476 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,396 ...military forces will be ready to strike 477 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,391 if the monster appears again. What the... 478 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,074 What the... I don't understand... 479 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,913 Come on... No, no... 480 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,515 Come on! Ah! 481 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,376 The inability of the government to 482 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,994 evacuate its citizens quickly enough has forced the council 483 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,514 to model the potential civilian casualties involved 484 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,068 in moving forward with the operation. 485 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,392 This move has caused a massive outcry from 486 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,232 humanitarian organizations 487 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,958 around the world. 488 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,158 Okay. 489 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,271 Okay. 490 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,720 Hey. 491 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,109 Hi! Fine. How are you doing? 492 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,156 I just wanted to apologize for the other day. 493 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,437 I was just, um... You know, my tone. 494 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,317 I've just been lecturing you a lot, 495 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,631 and I just haven't even really asked, you know, if you're okay. 496 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,988 I'm fine. 497 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,680 I'm not trying to pry or anything, I'm just, um... 498 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,752 Don't really know what you're actually doing there. 499 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,199 What I'm actually doing? 500 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,280 I'm... It... 501 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,358 I'm, um, working. 502 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,908 Working? Yeah. Yeah! 503 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,275 I'm working in a bar. 504 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,351 It belongs to a friend of mine from school, 505 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,193 and, um, he hired me part-time, 506 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,077 and I am a waitress. 507 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,470 You're a waitress? Yeah. 508 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,114 Um... 509 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,269 But... 510 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,998 Hold on. Gloria? 511 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,631 Oscar. Brought the sofa. 512 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,631 Hi! Hi! 513 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,793 What? A sofa? Yeah. You wanted a sofa. 514 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,679 I wanted a sofa? 515 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,550 Uh, okay, so bring it through here. 516 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,274 Yeah. I think it would be good in here. Um... 517 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,576 Say we go against this wall here. 518 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,238 Yeah, yeah, that'd be... 519 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,992 - Oh, my gosh. - What? 520 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,674 A futon! 521 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,875 Yeah, is that okay? 522 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,679 You remember my inflatable mattress? 523 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,976 It has a hole in it or something. 524 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,856 I don't know. It deflated. My back is killing me. 525 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,314 Thank you! Oh, my gosh! Yeah. 526 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,237 Oh! 527 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,669 That's so nice. 528 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,998 It's good timing then, huh? Mmm-hmm. 529 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,559 I've never seen anyone so excited about a futon before. 530 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,278 Highlight of my day. 531 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,430 Well, sorry to break up the love affair here, 532 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,272 but we gotta go to work. 533 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,554 No. Yeah. 534 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,551 Not yet, not yet! 535 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,518 Yeah, it's time to work. Let's go. 536 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,839 Okay. 537 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,512 Hold on, I just gotta grab my phone. 538 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,600 Do it! 539 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,669 That's amazing. I owe you big for that. 540 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,039 All right, so I want you to watch, 541 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,997 because this is how Oscar dances 542 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,593 when he is trying to seduce you. 543 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,954 It was a wedding. Right, right. 544 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,136 Okay? This is not my normal... 545 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,391 Note the fingers gyrating around the entertainment center. 546 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,476 What are you doing? 547 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,991 Hilarious. 548 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,872 Hilariously accurate! 549 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:08,868 So. The astronaut climbs into the capsule. 550 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,515 Hey, Joel, just make sure to turn off the lights in here. 551 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,636 Don't turn anything off and on out front, okay? 552 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,160 I got it! Just forget it. 553 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,056 Nobody's even paying attention. Doesn't matter. 554 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,593 - What? - Listening to what? 555 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,275 To the story about the astronaut! Jesus Christ! 556 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,029 Weren't you listening to a word I was saying? 557 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,673 No! Who cares about the story? 558 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,512 Are you gonna do the trick, or what? 559 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,876 I'll do the trick at the end of the story about the astronaut. 560 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,194 Why? 561 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,113 If the trick's good enough, fuck the story. 562 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,633 But what if the trick sucks? 563 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,153 Fuck the story. 564 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,159 All right. 565 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,636 All right, just to catch you up, 566 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,154 blah, blah, blah, there's an astronaut, et cetera. 567 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,753 All right, here we go. Showtime. 568 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,068 Don't blow it out. 569 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,073 Patience... 570 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,513 Not all that interesting. 571 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,153 Oh! Look at that! 572 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,313 Huh. 573 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,869 Very cool. Very cool. 574 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,096 I feel like it would have been better with the story, though. 575 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,336 Are you fucking kidding me? 576 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,032 I need to tell you guys something. 577 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,632 But you have to promise that you're not gonna tell anyone. 578 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,870 Okay? Not a soul. All right? 579 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,635 This is a secret between us. No one else can know, okay? 580 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,999 All right. 581 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,912 We gotta go to the park, 582 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,068 and then I am gonna show you guys something. 583 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,995 All right. 584 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,675 Okay. Uh, there's a website called, um, 585 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,079 "Seoul Under Attack: Live Feed," 586 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,856 something like that. You gotta find that one, 587 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,031 and, uh, everybody over there. Okay. 588 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,599 Gloria, what is this? 589 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,360 I just need everybody to be quiet. Just go. 590 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,949 Okay. 591 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,679 All right. Good, good, good. 592 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,836 Everybody's gonna be over there, 593 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,799 and I am... I'm gonna be on this side... 594 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,235 - All right, I got it. - Now what? 595 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,591 You... Joel. 596 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,680 Come on! 597 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,869 Yeah. Okay. Okay. 598 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,711 Um... Uh, click on the window that has... It's the river area. 599 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,949 The third one, I think? 600 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,315 Okay. 601 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,788 Okay. 602 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,429 Okay. 603 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,990 Okay, it's gonna happen really soon, so just wait for it. 604 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,560 Wait for what? 605 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,640 Just watch your screen and tell me when you see it. 606 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,308 See what? 607 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,196 Holy shit. All right. It's back. 608 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,319 Do you see it? Yeah, I got it. 609 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,079 Is it there? The giant monster? Yeah. 610 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,280 Holy shit! Gloria, you gotta see this! 611 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,073 What is it doing? 612 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,388 It's dancing. 613 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,789 It's dancing, like... 614 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,714 Holy shit. 615 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,759 Uh, it stopped. 616 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,949 Hi, assholes! Mwah! 617 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,240 I'm blowing you kisses. I am blowing you kisses! 618 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,674 Whoa! 619 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,955 - What the... - Okay. How? How? 620 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,712 Wait. This isn't happening. 621 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,216 No, no, no. This is not happening. 622 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,993 This is one of those practical joke apps. This is a joke. 623 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,275 But, you know, I still feel like dancing, so... 624 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,080 Can you guess which film this is from, huh? 625 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,760 The fuck is going on? 626 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,678 Do you wanna make any requests? 627 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,035 This does not last that long. 628 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,673 It's a joke. What... 629 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,590 What the... 630 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,119 Ow. 631 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,914 They're shooting at you. Missiles. 632 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,437 They're shooting at me? Are you serious? 633 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,556 Who? Where? Where? 634 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,115 All right. Come on, fuckers! 635 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,316 You wanna mess with me? Come on! 636 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,713 Ow! What was that? 637 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,673 A helicopter crashed. 638 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,309 Into my head? 639 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,154 Yeah. 640 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,910 With, like, the pilot and everything? 641 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,840 Wow. 642 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,275 All right, Gloria. What is this? Shit. 643 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,998 Shit. I don't want to be here anymore. 644 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,712 Um, I don't... How do I get out? 645 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,456 Which way is the river? I don't know where it is... 646 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,480 Hey! Gloria! 647 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,999 I don't want to be here anymore, 648 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,593 can you just show me... Holy shit! 649 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,033 What? 650 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,836 This is the only footage of the attacks we have so far. 651 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,036 It's unbelievable, I mean, look... 652 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,834 ...trying to understand what their lives have become. 653 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,549 Trying to comprehend everything they've lost. 654 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,600 Oh, you're up. 655 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,072 I took your keys, 656 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,480 'cause I didn't want to wake you when I got back. 657 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,073 Um, I hope that's okay. I... 658 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,239 Also, I noticed you didn't have any food... 659 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,675 How many people did I kill? 660 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,275 Um... 661 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,029 Give me the paper. 662 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,509 Wait, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. Gloria, listen... 663 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,320 Can you please tell me how many people died? 664 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,674 How about I fix you something to eat, and then we can... 665 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,478 We can just talk about it calmly, you know? 666 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,759 Um... 667 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,680 Not many. 668 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,715 All right? 669 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,271 Fuck! 670 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,669 What are you doing? 671 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,872 "Not many"? How many does "not many" mean? 672 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,256 Gloria. Okay, you gotta calm down. 673 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,136 Does it mean 100 people? Does it mean 200 people? 674 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,456 Gloria! What does "not many" mean? 675 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,696 I gotta tell someone. 676 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,336 I gotta turn myself in. Hey! You gotta calm down. 677 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,429 I gotta turn myself in... 678 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,096 Wait, now, hold on! I gotta tell them what happened... 679 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,576 Yeah, but you don't know what happened. 680 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,160 Yes, I do! Yes, I do! I killed a shitload of people 681 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,470 because I was acting like a drunk idiot! Again! 682 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,797 Hey! Gloria! Hey! Hey! 683 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,514 That's not what happened! 684 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,234 What? 685 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,633 Well, not the only thing that happened. 686 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,878 Pretty sure that's me. 687 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:09,157 We can see streets littered with debris here after the attack. 688 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:13,153 There appear to be several emergency response vehicles... 689 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,708 They're so freaked out by the giant robot suddenly appearing 690 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,520 that they're not talking about the dancing. 691 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,513 Okay. Okay. 692 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,950 Had you ever been in the park at 8:05 before? 693 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,435 Mmm... I can't recall. I don't think so. 694 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,511 You don't think so? You don't... Come on. 695 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,670 Been in the park at that time in the morning? 696 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,632 No. No, definitely not. 697 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,154 So this could've happened at any time during all these years. 698 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,277 Yeah. It's crazy that it only happens to the two of us. 699 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,432 And the first time my monster appeared was when we were kids? 700 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,351 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Excuse me? More coffee? 701 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,188 No... No... 702 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,199 I'm good. Thanks. 703 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,896 Do you think she heard something? 704 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,296 I think she heard something. Heard what? 705 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,833 That we're the ones destroying Seoul? 706 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,680 Shh! Shut up! Don't say that! 707 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:56,755 Calm down! 708 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,696 Even if she heard you, she'd have no idea 709 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,073 what we're talking about, okay? 710 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,233 I just... I think we need to keep it cool, be careful, okay? 711 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,912 People are looking at us. 712 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,797 People are looking at us! 713 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,915 Hi. I'm the robot. She's the monster. 714 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,240 He's... 715 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,470 I'm leaving! I'm leaving! 716 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,357 Whoa! Hey! Stop. I'm sorry. 717 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,398 Okay? Just calm down. Now, what were you saying? 718 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,920 You were talking about the first time your monster showed up. 719 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,271 Okay. What were we doing back then? 720 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,116 Um, going to school. 721 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,437 No. What were we doing at that exact time? 722 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,112 We were going to school. 723 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,509 Yeah. 8:05 is when we would be walking to the bus stop. 724 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,749 That's right! 725 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,034 Yeah, but I don't remember walking through that park... 726 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,120 In fact, that wasn't even a park when we were kids. 727 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,636 You know? Remember? It was that fenced-off area... 728 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,800 It was a construction site. 729 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,598 Yeah, with, like, garbage and trees... 730 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,176 But it was, like, dirt, it wasn't... 731 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,634 - Mmm-hmm. - Right! 732 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,234 Do you still wanna confess? 733 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,718 No. 734 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,234 I feel terrible, but I'm, you know... 735 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,078 Not like confessing is gonna do any good. 736 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,354 No, that's true. 737 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,475 Actually, there's nothing we can do. 738 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,314 There's nothing we can do. 739 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,999 Yes, there is. 740 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,439 Boom. 741 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,233 Did he think it was weird? 742 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,957 No. No, not at all. Nah, he's an old friend. 743 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,280 I've been coming here for years. 744 00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,114 Look, he even gave us free food. Nice, huh? 745 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,837 Okay. 746 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,192 So, uh, where do you want to meet later? 747 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,756 Oh! Uh... You know what, man, it's your night off. 748 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,056 You should probably get some rest. 749 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,593 I can do this. It's fine. 750 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,716 Are you kidding me? I'm not gonna be able to sleep. 751 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,313 Me neither. 752 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,878 I guess it was the wrong time to be funny. 753 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,473 When I made a humorous allusion halfway through a sentence. 754 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,513 Um, thought it was funny at the time, 755 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,696 and, you know, it seemed harmless, 756 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,995 because it was a play on words. 757 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,496 A play on words is funny 'cause of how it sounds, 758 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,600 not 'cause of what it means. 759 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,797 They didn't fire me, 760 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,394 but when they started downsizing, I was the first to go. 761 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,630 Oh, you jerk, you already knew. 762 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,839 Yes. I'm sorry. 763 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,190 Ugh. Why didn't you tell me? 764 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,256 Why are you letting me, like... 765 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,872 Why? I don't... ...my past? 766 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,176 I didn't want you to think I was creepy, 767 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,553 like I'm some sort of stalker... 768 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,272 Well, it's too late for that. You know? 769 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,834 Yeah. 770 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,640 So you've been following me all these years? 771 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,313 Of course I have. 772 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,512 Somebody actually made it out of here 773 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,113 and did something special for once. 774 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,678 You know, this place is not bad at all. 775 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,716 You've got your friends, the bar's cool... 776 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,358 Yeah. No, that's true. 777 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,556 I think some of the girls have their eyes on you. 778 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,190 Some of the ladies. 779 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,508 You don't say. 780 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,080 I was actually this close to getting married about six years ago. 781 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,669 Really? Mmm-hmm. 782 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,070 I, uh, asked this girl to move in with me, 783 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,071 you know, just to see how things would work. 784 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,469 Her and her baby, actually. 785 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:56,076 And, uh, it didn't last. She got bored real quick. 786 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,435 I'm sorry. 787 00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,993 I don't blame her. 788 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,432 It's hard not to get bored. 789 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,513 I mean, there are ways, but none of them are healthy. 790 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,256 Hell, look what had to happen 791 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,920 for things to get interesting around here. 792 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,753 Giants attacking South Korea. 793 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,999 No. I mean you. 794 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,868 What's that? Sirens in Seoul. 795 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,952 Announcing I might show up. 796 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,512 Then go. 797 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,794 Wait, what are you doing? 798 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,816 What do you mean? I thought we were going to do this together? 799 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,720 No, Oscar, this is my thing. This is my problem. 800 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,600 I'm confused. Why did you ask me to come out here, then? 801 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,557 Well... I didn't... You offered! 802 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,676 Can you just let me do it? Please, just... 803 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,673 Yeah, okay. 804 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,878 Oh, hold on. 805 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,354 Okay. Yeah, you're there. 806 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,429 Okay. It's clear. 807 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,840 Are you sure? 808 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,555 Yeah, I'm sure. 809 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,439 You're fine. Go ahead. 810 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,838 The message is clear. "I'm sorry. 811 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,469 "It was a mistake. It won't happen again." 812 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,154 This shocking gesture has been met by skepticism 813 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,276 from government and military leaders. 814 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,070 Just like I thought! It's a good monster. 815 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,832 It's been a good guy the whole time. 816 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,593 This confirms the creature is intelligent, understands language, 817 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,672 at least Korean, and is eager to communicate. 818 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,877 Many residents have decided to return to their homes. 819 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,110 The people of Seoul have remained resilient... 820 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,119 Congratulations. 821 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,113 I get that you don't trust the translators on the Internet, 822 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,674 - but your friend, the one at the restaurant. - Mmm-hmm. 823 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,196 Don't you think that he was just a little blown away 824 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,876 when the monster wrote exactly what you told him to? 825 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,599 I asked him to translate other phrases too, to throw him off. 826 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,176 What kind of phrases? What does that matter? 827 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,792 What did you tell him they were for? 828 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,309 For tattoos. 829 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,709 Who gets a tattoo that says, 830 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,798 "I'm sorry, it was a mistake, it won't happen again"? 831 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,589 That's how you beg your wife for forgiveness 832 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,597 after you've cheated on her! 833 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,989 I've seen weirder tattoos, I'm just... Yeah! 834 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,193 I'm lost, and I gotta pee. All right, good. 835 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,229 Let us know how that all turns out. 836 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,276 Yeah, I mean, I see your point there. Yeah. 837 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,472 No, no, no, I got it. You tattoo it backwards. 838 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,256 Okay. Why backwards? I don't understand. 839 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,430 That way, you're the only one who can read it. 840 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,873 You're saying it to yourself. 841 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,349 And why are you asking yourself for forgiveness? 842 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,679 For getting a tattoo? 843 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,072 Hi. Hey. 844 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,115 What are you... Shh. 845 00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,193 Where do you live? 846 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,315 What? 847 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,279 What's your address? 848 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,713 Hey. Hi. 849 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,232 Come on in. Thanks. 850 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:25,994 The guys still there? 851 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,536 Yeah, they were still there when I left. 852 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,551 They were still partying. Thank you. 853 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,475 They, uh... 854 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,913 They won't think it's weird? 855 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,309 No, why would they? 856 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,436 They don't know anything about this. 857 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,950 Neither do I. 858 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,273 Mmm-hmm. 859 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,560 Do you want something to drink, or... 860 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,675 No? 861 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,039 Comfy? 862 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,478 Oh, my God! I'm sorry! 863 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,437 Did you... Was that... 864 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,472 I'm sorry. I thought, with you coming over here, and... 865 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,754 I'm kidding. 866 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,037 I'm so happy to hear you say that. 867 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,800 I just thought I had screwed it all up again, my heart's pounding... 868 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,159 Okay. 869 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,353 Oh! Oh! 870 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:34,834 Joel! 871 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,600 Wake up, wake up! We gotta go! We gotta go! 872 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,039 Come on! Come on! Come on! Ah! 873 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,114 Now! Ah! 874 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,600 Oscar! 875 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:51,953 - Gloria! - What are you doing? 876 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,268 Are you out of your mind? 877 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,112 What? We're just having a little fun! 878 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,350 Grr! 879 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,879 Hey, Joel. 880 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,878 Hey, Joel. 881 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,677 Oscar! Oscar! 882 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,478 Get out of there! Turn around, 883 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,472 walk toward the river and keep walking! Now! 884 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,039 Wait, wait, wait. Calm down! 885 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,315 I'm not hurting anyone, okay? We already checked. 886 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,628 We're not fucking idiots. 887 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,956 Shit! Oh, shit. 888 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,153 Be careful! Aw, come on. 889 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,896 You're the one that killed a shitload of people, not me. 890 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,148 Spare me the lectures. 891 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,914 Get out. 892 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,112 I don't fucking want to. 893 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,519 Yeah, okay. 894 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,120 Oh, hey. 895 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,592 Gonna need you to go in early today. 896 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,716 Start cleaning up the western side of the bar. 897 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,836 If you're not too tired, obviously. 898 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,158 Why are you asking me to do that now, Oscar? 899 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,674 What are you talking about? You offered. 900 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,296 After what happened this morning 901 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,753 with the surprising turn of events, 902 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,794 the theory shared by many has been confirmed. 903 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,314 The two creatures are not on the same side. 904 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,231 And the creature we first considered a threat 905 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,073 could very well be the one protecting the city of Seoul. 906 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,479 As is to be expected, 907 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,869 social media websites are talking about nothing else. 908 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:10,595 This is today's most watched viral video. 909 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,118 Mmm. 910 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,233 In other news, 911 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,517 the monster and robot have developed a large following. 912 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,433 People are flocking to Seoul from all over the world 913 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,671 in hopes of catching a real-life glimpse of the phenomenon. 914 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:41,879 Staying late tonight, right? 915 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,395 Really, uh... 916 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,958 It's really well done, actually. 917 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,554 You know? 918 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,910 The more times I watch it, the funnier it gets. 919 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,391 Hey, Oscar, why don't you give it a rest? 920 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,029 What's the problem? 921 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,118 What, I can't think it's funny? 922 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,616 You don't think I know how to laugh at myself? 923 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,392 No, no, no. I just, you know... 924 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,416 You've seen it 1,000 times. 925 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,510 I think you might be exaggerating a little. Right? 926 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,080 Uh, excuse me. 927 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,513 No, no, no. Hold on. 928 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,471 I'm not the one that's watched it 1,000 times. 929 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,749 Everyone else has. 930 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,896 You know? I mean, look how many hits this thing has. 931 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,229 There's not this many people alive in the world. Look. 932 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,240 Okay! Okay, you're right. Never mind. Never mind. 933 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,071 - Yeah. - Oh, God. 934 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,796 Projection screen is down. 935 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:42,920 What? 936 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,114 Screen. It's still down. 937 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,033 If you leave it like that overnight, it'll warp. 938 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,038 Are you asking me to close it? 939 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,709 I am asking you to do your job. 940 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,074 Well, um... 941 00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,233 I got it. No. 942 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,514 Hey, Garth! 943 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,115 Don't touch it. 944 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,076 Come on, man. It's her job. 945 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,799 Gloria. 946 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,474 Garth! Stay out of this, okay? 947 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,755 In fact, why don't you just go back in the bathroom? 948 00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,656 And, oh, hey, you don't have to flush the toilet. 949 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,989 We all know you're not taking a shit in there. Okay? 950 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:21,709 What? 951 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,712 Buddy, you can snort whatever you want in my bar. 952 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,076 I just think it'd be nice if you trusted us a little more, that's all. 953 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,673 We're your friends. 954 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,228 Which is why we've turned our head for years, 955 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,594 pretending like, you know, 956 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,976 we don't know what you're doing when you go in the bathroom. 957 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,309 What are... Are you crazy? 958 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:43,394 You know that I have digestive issues. 959 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,400 You don't even wipe yourself properly. 960 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,896 Hmm. Is there something wrong with your nose? 961 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,639 You know that I haven't snorted anything in years! 962 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,075 I know, I know, I know that, yeah, no, everybody knows. 963 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,355 Yeah. Very proud of you. 964 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,759 What's with the tone? 965 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,159 What's the problem, Garth? 966 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,238 Taking a shit make you this nervous? 967 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,759 Sit down. Drink your beer. 968 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,839 It's okay. 969 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,597 Gloria, you sure you don't want a beer? 970 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,511 No, I'm good, Oscar, thanks. 971 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,856 Why, 'cause you're keeping an eye on me, right? 972 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:19,880 Well, don't. 973 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,496 'Cause I don't like when people keep tabs on me. 974 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,839 I'm not keeping tabs on you. 975 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,192 Then have a beer. 976 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,271 I haven't had a beer since Sunday. 977 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,952 Or anything to drink, really. 978 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,189 Why? 979 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,616 Uh, 'cause I don't want to do anything stupid. 980 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,995 - Stupid. Don't want... Stupid. Okay. - Yeah. 981 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,798 Stupid. You mean like the rest of us, yeah? 982 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,553 No, Oscar, not like you. Like me. 983 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,995 Like, stupid like when I got drunk and fell 984 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,878 and, you know, killed hundreds of people. Like that. 985 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,679 And when that happened, did we start checking up on you 986 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,398 like you were a little girl. Huh? 987 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,080 Did we judge you? 988 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,918 No! Of course not! That's not who we are. 989 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,991 Hell, Garth here has been doing coke in secret 990 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,389 for the last five years, no one here judges him, right? 991 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:02,549 Fuck you! 992 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,994 You can go to hell! I'm leaving. 993 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,308 Okay. See you, buddy. 994 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,400 You're lucky that the rest of us don't have your... 995 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,674 I thought you were leaving! 996 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:14,838 Lucky that the rest of us... 997 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,229 You're lucky I don't call the cops on you, you junkie! 998 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,275 Come on, Gloria. Have a beer. 999 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,875 Okay. 1000 01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,518 Well, I'll tell you what. 1001 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,438 Either you drink that beer, 1002 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,471 or I'll go take a walk through the, uh, park later. 1003 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,469 Hmm? 1004 01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,794 What, are you... Are you kidding? 1005 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,198 Drink it. 1006 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,073 Please know that I'm only being this pushy 1007 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,230 because deep down, I know you want it. 1008 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,880 Huh. 1009 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,074 Okay. 1010 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,436 Cheers. Mmm. 1011 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,750 Oscar? Oscar, listen. 1012 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,717 Hey. Turn off everything, and lock up, please. 1013 01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,949 Oscar! 1014 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,479 Oscar. Hey. Hey. Listen to me! 1015 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,039 Listen to me! You are drunk! 1016 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,270 Hey. You're drunk. Okay? 1017 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,272 Those are real people and this is just... This is not a good idea! 1018 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,510 Hey, don't worry. I'm not gonna kill anyone. 1019 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,119 Oscar! 1020 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,110 I know you think everything revolves around you, 1021 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,316 but it doesn't! Not anymore. Oscar... 1022 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,789 My life is just as amazing as yours now. 1023 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,872 For once. And if you don't like it, fuck you! 1024 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,393 Oh, good, you made it! 1025 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,268 I was concerned. 1026 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,750 Didn't think you were going to be here on time. 1027 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:26,795 Nailed it. 1028 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,710 Boy, you're pretty winded. Yeah. It's okay. We can wait. 1029 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,038 Yeah. Catch your breath. 1030 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,635 What, you're gonna slap me again? Hmm? All right. 1031 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:41,914 Yeah. Go. 1032 01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,438 Come on. Wasn't much on that. 1033 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,033 You hit me a lot harder yesterday. 1034 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,951 Come on. Let's give them a good show. 1035 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,431 Yeah. I don't know. Not the same. 1036 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:53,748 Must have been the surprise... 1037 01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,114 Ooh! 1038 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,816 - Oscar, let me go! - No punching! 1039 01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,239 Stop it! Ah! Oscar. Hey, hey, hey. 1040 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,536 - Easy, slugger. - Oscar, let me go. 1041 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,376 - Come on, come on, come on. - You hear me? No punching? 1042 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,799 Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, okay. Good. 1043 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,719 Oscar... Oscar, stop it. 1044 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,296 I don't want to. Oscar, you're hurting me. 1045 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,753 I don't care, all right? 1046 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,593 Not a direct hit, but you got the majority of them down there. 1047 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,439 Get out! 1048 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,069 Get out. 1049 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,149 Fuck you. 1050 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,273 Ow! Ow! Ow! 1051 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,316 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop! 1052 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,393 Ow! 1053 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,354 It's over! Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 1054 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,908 It's over! So just stop it! Okay? Please? 1055 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,996 It's over! Stop! Please! 1056 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,719 God dang it! Shit! 1057 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,111 I think you broke the skin! 1058 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,270 Look at this! Look what you did to me! 1059 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,510 Here! There are your keys! 1060 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,716 I am not coming back to your shitty bar! 1061 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:07,952 Yeah, you are. 1062 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,268 Oh, yeah? 1063 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,435 Yeah. 1064 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:11,520 Ow! 1065 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,192 You're gonna keep working at the bar, 1066 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,992 or I'm gonna come back here tomorrow 1067 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,440 and destroy an entire neighborhood. 1068 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,040 Then I'll come back and I'll kick your fucking ass! 1069 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,155 No, you won't. 1070 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,390 'Cause I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy. 1071 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,031 Ow. 1072 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,395 See you at work? 1073 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,233 I'll see you at work. Come on, let's go! 1074 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:38,395 Hi. 1075 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,948 Hi. Are you alone? 1076 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,072 Mmm-hmm. 1077 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,355 Uh... 1078 01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:57,634 Look, I... I just... I wanted to say I'm sorry for... 1079 01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,637 For everything that's been happening. 1080 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,749 I was with Oscar all morning, 1081 01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,990 and he's sorry, too. 1082 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,711 He's so sorry that 1083 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,832 he told me to come over here and give you this. 1084 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:21,233 What is all this? 1085 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,353 Well, it's... It's for you. 1086 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,349 For your house. 1087 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:32,513 There's, you know, a couple of rugs, and some chairs, 1088 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:35,833 and then, um, there's some side tables in the back 1089 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,434 and I... Well, I can unload it all myself... 1090 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,234 Gloria? 1091 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,392 Gloria, where are you going? 1092 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,431 Gloria. What the hell are you doing? 1093 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,789 Come on. 1094 01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:03,554 Come inside. 1095 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,229 Uh, do you, um... 1096 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,080 Do you want some coffee, or something to drink, or... 1097 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,915 What's with the furniture in the truck, Oscar? 1098 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,554 Um... 1099 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,200 I thought I told you about that. 1100 01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:29,878 That's from my uncle's house. 1101 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:31,029 They aren't using it, 1102 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,576 so, you know, you can do whatever you want with it. 1103 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,794 I don't want it! 1104 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,513 I'm totally ashamed. 1105 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,912 Yeah, well, you should be. 1106 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:57,914 Did I hurt you? 1107 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,256 I mean, do you have any cuts or bruises or anything like that? 1108 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,157 No. No, not really. I'm... No. 1109 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,878 Are you sure you're okay? 1110 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,696 Look. We didn't kill anybody this morning, okay? 1111 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,920 That's all that matters, right? 1112 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,394 I feel so shitty that I hurt you. 1113 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:11,914 I just... Such a shitty, shitty day. 1114 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,629 I can't bear to even think about it. 1115 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:17,835 I'm so sorry, I... 1116 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,472 I'm sorry. 1117 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,919 Please, can we be friends again? 1118 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,155 Listen, buddy, you gotta promise me something, okay? 1119 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:34,776 No more staying after hours at the bar, okay? 1120 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,792 You close and you go home, all right? 1121 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,273 No more late-night drinking. 1122 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,709 You promise? Okay. Okay. I promise. Yeah. 1123 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,149 I am no stranger to fucking up when drunk. 1124 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,038 It's okay. We're good. 1125 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,149 Thank you. 1126 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,829 Jesus Christ! 1127 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,598 Tim, hey, it's... 1128 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,188 What? 1129 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,874 Hey. 1130 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:48,788 Come on in. 1131 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,315 Wow. Yeah. 1132 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,549 Mmm. 1133 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,476 Um, do you want, uh, a drink? 1134 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,073 Not a drink drink, but a drink? 1135 01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:00,559 No. No, thanks. 1136 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,096 Yeah, no, I was, uh, you know, been e-mailing you a bit, 1137 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,599 and calling you, 1138 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,079 and didn't hear anything, 1139 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,594 so I was just, uh, getting a bit worried. 1140 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,152 So when's your meeting? Hmm? 1141 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,276 Your... Uh, tomorrow morning. 1142 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,398 Have you ever been up here before? 1143 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,198 Actually, no. No, first time. 1144 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:22,714 We've not had a client up here. 1145 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,077 It's a pretty big coincidence you're here. 1146 01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:31,711 Objectively speaking, it's a pretty big coincidence. 1147 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,736 Yeah, but why do you say it like that? Like what? 1148 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,193 Like, "Coincidence." 1149 01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:36,280 You know what? No. 1150 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,436 Forget about it. Never mind. No, no, no... 1151 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,630 Drop it. 'Cause I've been dealing with a few, 1152 01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:43,757 you know, big coincidences recently. 1153 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,192 What coincidences? 1154 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,696 You've been looking for work for a year, 1155 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,154 come home, suddenly, boop! Job. 1156 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:52,879 Well, maybe I should have started out 1157 01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:54,791 looking for a job as a waitress. 1158 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,996 Gloria, you are not a waitress! 1159 01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,753 This is new. 1160 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,476 What is? Well... 1161 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,595 You've never been jealous like this before. 1162 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,636 Jealous... I'm not jealous. 1163 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:09,392 You think I'm jealous? 1164 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:12,233 Look, all I'm saying is it's pretty weird that you're here. 1165 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,915 No. I am not jealous. I've never been jealous, 1166 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,816 no matter how many times you've given me reason to be. 1167 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:20,718 I am not jealous, never been jealous, not about to be jealous... 1168 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,631 And anyway, we are not going out! 1169 01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:24,711 No, we're not. So, doesn't matter. 1170 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:25,896 You can do whatever you want. 1171 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:28,354 Except find a job and take care of myself, right? 1172 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:30,476 Oh, yeah, 'cause you're really doing that. 1173 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,278 You're just... You're doing just great. 1174 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,360 Just great. 1175 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:36,079 You've moved back home, working as a waitress. 1176 01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,195 So what? 1177 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,909 In a bar, by the way. 1178 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,276 At least your haters on the Internet will leave you alone in a bar. 1179 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,071 Really moving on. 1180 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,718 Really evolving. 1181 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,956 Used to get your friends to buy you beers 'cause you had no money. 1182 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,312 Now I guess you just lean over the bar 1183 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,197 and pour yourself a cheeky one. 1184 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:01,674 Hmm? 1185 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,830 I used to lend you money. Now, you're just working for tips. 1186 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,315 It's great. Doing really great. 1187 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,594 I gotta go. No. No. 1188 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:22,716 Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just... 1189 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,696 No, it... I've been trying to talk to you for a while. 1190 01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,280 I just... I acted like a total jerk, I'm sorry. 1191 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,470 No, I mean, I have to go to the bar. 1192 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,630 My shift is starting, so... 1193 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,153 Well, let me give you a lift. 1194 01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:34,349 No, no, it's okay. No. 1195 01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:35,873 No, it's fine. Look, coat. 1196 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,835 You know. I'm here. I might as well. 1197 01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,233 Musty. 1198 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,715 Hang on. What's going on here? 1199 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,995 Sports... Wild West... 1200 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,198 Hey, what's back there? 1201 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,037 Is that a medieval barbecue or something? 1202 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,076 What is this place? 1203 01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:57,752 Hi. 1204 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,193 This is, uh... This is Tim. 1205 01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,111 - This is Oscar. - Hello. 1206 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,428 What's up? 1207 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,952 You know, it was Gloria's idea. 1208 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,075 What? 1209 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,075 Well, see, this side of the bar had been closed for years. 1210 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,674 But Gloria here thought it was so "ironic" 1211 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,150 that she was like, "Hey, you should open this back up." 1212 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:21,832 And here we are. 1213 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,673 Shall we? 1214 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,756 So, what brings you into town, Tim? 1215 01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,872 Um, work. 1216 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,234 Work. 1217 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:35,392 Mmm. Good. Work. 1218 01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:37,118 I'm sorry, do you want anything to drink? 1219 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,952 Oh, sure, I'll, uh, take a beer. Thanks. 1220 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:40,837 Great. Make it two. 1221 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,518 It's good having her back in town. Yeah. 1222 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,556 And she's been a real help around here. 1223 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:53,119 Lot of great ideas. 1224 01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:55,832 No, it's just a surprise, that's all. 1225 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:57,239 Oh, yeah? Why? 1226 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,480 You don't think she's capable of doing a job like this? 1227 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,856 Well, no, of course she's... She's capable. 1228 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:02,976 'Cause anybody can do this, right? 1229 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,389 No. I mean, it's as worthy a job as anything else. 1230 01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:07,710 Well, I'm glad you find it to be worthy. 1231 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,349 No, I just... She's never done anything like this before, you know? 1232 01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:13,880 Hey, guys, can you please not talk about me like I'm not here? 1233 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:18,153 Hey, Oscar, can I have another cup of coffee, please? 1234 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,673 Actually, hold on. 1235 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:26,193 Don't go. One sec, Joe. 1236 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,392 Please. Sit. 1237 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,598 Tim, what would you say would be the most irresponsible thing 1238 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:40,999 you could do in this bar? 1239 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:43,154 What do you think that is? 1240 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,189 Well, for example, 1241 01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:48,838 imagine I were to stand up right here and show you my ass. 1242 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:50,680 That'd be pretty rude. 1243 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,079 And yet, it's not the first time 1244 01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:53,680 something like that's happened in here. 1245 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,477 Not this early, of course, 1246 01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,518 but it has happened. Right, Joe? 1247 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,353 Yes. Now, can I get some more coffee, please? 1248 01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:03,759 One sec. 1249 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:09,193 I could take a piss over there in that corner booth, 1250 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:11,679 break one of those windows, 1251 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:14,830 you and me, we could get in a big old fistfight 1252 01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:16,160 right here in front of everyone. 1253 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,477 Those would all be irresponsible things to do. 1254 01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,039 But none of them 1255 01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,793 are the most irresponsible thing. 1256 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,235 One sec, Joe, I'll be right with you, okay? 1257 01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:53,235 This has been sitting back there for 1258 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,193 almost 10 years now. 1259 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,951 Everybody thinks there's a bottle of fancy bourbon 1260 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,056 or something like that in here, 1261 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,071 but, well, they'd be wrong. Nope, nope, nope. 1262 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:07,551 This is actually the most illegal thing in this bar. 1263 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,154 Yeah. 1264 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,117 Our pal, Garth, 1265 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:14,348 and another buddy of mine 1266 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,113 gave it to me for my birthday a while back now. 1267 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,716 Yeah. They got it down in "Mehico" 1268 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,751 when they were there on vacation. 1269 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:27,280 Still can't believe they made it through customs with it. 1270 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:28,995 Oh. 1271 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:31,640 Thanks for coming in, folks! Have a good day. 1272 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,395 Watch out. 1273 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,430 Up until recently, the boys and I... 1274 01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,590 We'd hop in the pick-up, 1275 01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,113 we'd get a big bag of fireworks, 1276 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,720 and then we'd drive out to the suburbs. 1277 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,073 We'd light 'em all up, you know, 1278 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,376 scare the shit out of the locals, 1279 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:50,870 but this, this firecracker, the biggest one we ever had, 1280 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:52,393 never made the trip. 1281 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,833 Not that we were afraid to use it. 1282 01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:56,036 On the contrary, we just thought it was so big 1283 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:58,270 we wanted to save it for a special occasion. 1284 01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:00,590 So we left it behind, every time. 1285 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:02,713 Then, 1286 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,675 we reached a point where we just grew up. 1287 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,160 Stopped screwing around like that at night. 1288 01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,112 And our friend here 1289 01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,916 found its way to the shelf back there. 1290 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,276 And it waited, year after year, 1291 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,628 for its big moment. 1292 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,696 Joe, you might want to get out of the way. 1293 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,870 - Oh, no, no, no! - Oscar? Oscar! 1294 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,075 What are you doing? 1295 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:29,856 What... What's he doing? What are you doing? 1296 01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,518 No, no, no... Just... Uh... 1297 01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:33,873 Oh, God! Fuck! Go! 1298 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,233 Oh, shit! 1299 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:07,710 Okay. Let's get out of here. Okay. 1300 01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:12,920 How about that, huh? 1301 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,676 You are a crazy person! Come on, Gloria. 1302 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,752 I just did the most irresponsible thing you could do in this bar. 1303 01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:21,718 And you wanna know what? 1304 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:25,156 Even so, Gloria's not gonna leave with you. 1305 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,754 What? Of course she is. Come on. 1306 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:40,759 Gloria? 1307 01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,476 I am leaving here at midday tomorrow. 1308 01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:59,434 Please come with me. 1309 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:02,918 Gloria, I didn't have a... 1310 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,638 A meeting. I... 1311 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,028 I came here for you. 1312 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,794 I lied. 1313 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,469 I'm sorry. 1314 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,275 Please. 1315 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:32,868 What a schmuck. 1316 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,119 Jesus! 1317 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,355 I'm sorry about that. 1318 01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,913 Didn't mean to scare you. 1319 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,195 What... How did you even get in here? 1320 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,509 Your parents gave my parents a copy years ago. 1321 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,909 Okay. Just leave the keys, and get out. 1322 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,877 Come on. Sit down. Take it easy. 1323 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,960 Get out. Get out, or I'll call the cops! 1324 01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,195 Go ahead. 1325 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:06,795 Thank you. 1326 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:13,070 Now, I, uh, came here because of what your boyfriend said. 1327 01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,390 Ex-boyfriend. Whatever. 1328 01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:18,912 The whole thing about you going back with him. 1329 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:21,640 Thought you might be thinking about it. 1330 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,360 I'm just here to make sure you don't call him. 1331 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,072 If you want to, please, go ahead. 1332 01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:32,991 Get some sleep. I'll be right here. 1333 01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:38,192 You've lost your mind. 1334 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,752 You know that, right? 1335 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:46,080 What matters now is that you don't lose yours. 1336 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,274 What's wrong? 1337 01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,353 You hate yourself. 1338 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:29,759 What? 1339 01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:32,190 I used to think it was something else, 1340 01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,508 that you wanted me to be yours, 1341 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,556 that you wanted to possess me, 1342 01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:38,949 but, no, it's so much simpler than that. 1343 01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,437 You hate yourself. 1344 01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:43,794 What are you talking about? 1345 01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:47,997 You can't stand that your life feels so small. 1346 01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:51,313 It's that simple. 1347 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,393 And sad. 1348 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,274 Hmm. 1349 01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,310 Tim. Listen, I can't explain now, 1350 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,152 but I'm coming with you. 1351 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,436 Okay? Bye. 1352 01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:57,833 Um... 1353 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:01,474 Uh... 1354 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,039 No. No, no! Hey! Hey! 1355 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,034 No. No! No! 1356 01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:46,195 Shit! 1357 01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:23,116 Hey. 1358 01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:25,873 You can go home if you want. 1359 01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:29,672 Go back to New York. It's totally your call. 1360 01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:33,397 But every morning you're not here, 1361 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:35,839 this'll happen. 1362 01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:45,755 No, no! No! No! No! 1363 01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:03,954 Gloria, what the fuck is wrong with you? What is going on? 1364 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,440 - Okay. I'm sorry. - Where are you? 1365 01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:07,016 I didn't know where you were, what happened to you... 1366 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:08,040 I know. 1367 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:11,118 I couldn't tell you before now, 'cause I was on a plane... 1368 01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:14,391 On a plane? Yeah. I had to fly somewhere. 1369 01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:16,072 What do you mean "somewhere"? 1370 01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:17,912 Ooh, uh... 1371 01:34:18,440 --> 01:34:20,136 Are you... Are you... Are you fucking with me? 1372 01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,673 Is this a joke? No, listen, 1373 01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:24,598 I just wanted to let you know that I'm okay, 1374 01:34:24,720 --> 01:34:26,278 and I... I'm really... 1375 01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:28,999 I'm very sorry that I stood you up. 1376 01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:31,317 No, are you gonna tell me what's going on here? 1377 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:35,870 No. Come on. 1378 01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:37,136 I think you owe me an explanation. 1379 01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:39,879 What? Why? No. No, I don't. 1380 01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:43,913 Uh, when you kicked me out of your apartment, 1381 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,434 you said that I was out of control 1382 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:49,239 and you couldn't help me in that state. 1383 01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:50,833 Well, buddy, 1384 01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:55,237 right now, I am more out of control than ever. 1385 01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:58,551 Well, where are you? Gloria? 1386 01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:02,551 Gloria? Gloria! Glori... 1387 01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:38,869 Oh, shit! 1388 01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:58,518 Please. 1389 01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:01,433 Please. 1390 01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:04,959 Put me down. 1391 01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:06,632 Put me down. 1392 01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:14,189 Put me down right now, you fucking bitch! 1393 01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:46,794 Did you see 1394 01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:48,916 what just happened to the robot? 1395 01:43:57,160 --> 01:44:00,914 Sorry. Are you okay? 1396 01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:05,389 Yeah. 1397 01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:10,235 Do you wanna hear an amazing story? 1398 01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:13,713 Of course. 1399 01:44:16,080 --> 01:44:18,355 Uh, would you like something to drink?