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I think the term
"safe home" is no longer worth it.

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Nothing you
Play is safe, right?

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I told you not to come after me.

4
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James, she knows everything� 

5
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Your taste in hostages is terrible.

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Wentworth was the insider.

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I could have thrown some
centimeters higher.

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And it wouldn't have made a difference
some for you, right?

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The important thing is
please your bosses.

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Tell me: When you're alone,

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How do you still look in the mirror?

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Do you even know who it is?

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Next line?

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- Cut!
- Sorry.

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Cut.

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Sorry, Helen.

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- All good.
- Sorry.

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We have little time.

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I thought about starting from the beginning.
I'll do it well now.

20
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Why are you ruining the test?

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I know the line.
I know, in here.

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 �? You made a mistake every time
exactly at the same point.

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Is it a prank?

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- Do you have a hidden camera?
- Very funny. No, I

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I have my own process.
I already understood the scene.

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- Now go.
- Yeah.

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- Excuse me. We have
- Just a minute. Sorry.

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- How was the weekend?
- Good. And yours?

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- Great.
- huh? What did you do?

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- Thanks, Jim.
- Of course.

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- Don't rush him
- This set is mine. Stop, okay?

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Sorry.

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You know something?
They didn't want to see you.

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- I convinced them. My neck is on the line.
- I need to confess something.

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I am weak from fasting.

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It is the Muslim holy month.

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It's called Ramad�.

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It involves not eating
nor drink during the day.

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I'm weak for it.
I ask for cultural understanding.

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I just saw you drink juice
of apple in six consecutive takes.

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I tried.
It's a shame you don't.

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Thanks for coming, Shah,

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we will contact you.

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Want to know how
do the dirty work,

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face all
world and be nobody?

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I'm not myself.

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I am who you are
need me to be.

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The blood on my hands is mine.

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Because I kill a part of me
every day.

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If I don't know who I am,
It's because you don't want to know.

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You knew. You knew!

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What's your problem?

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Do you know what it is?
I'll tell you who you are.

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You're a fucking failure who messed up
your last chance to be someone.

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You should be ashamed.

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And he's ashamed, because
a shame for your family.

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A nobody,
a zero on the left, a damn one

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shitty little Pakistani.

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You can come in.

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I forgot
to take off your microphone.

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Of course.

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Right. Ready.

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OPEN, NOTHING SUBTLE

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Just to let you know:
there's a photographer out front,

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So I'll take you to the side.

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Of course. All good.

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If a photo comes out of the person who took the test,

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the rumors
about the new 007 explode.

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Sorry, I forgot
my charger in the dressing room.

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- I can come along.
- I'll get it. I know where it is.

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- He is sure?
- It cost. Thanks.

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It's fine.

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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- Hey! Face!
- What?

76
00:06:44,332 --> 00:06:46,041
I know you. Bro� 

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I'm your fan.

78
00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:50,166
- You have talent.
- I don't have it, no.

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Yes he has. He is an exceptional actor.
I want you to know that.

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Thanks, man.

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Can I record a video
for my girlfriend? She adores you.

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- Really?
- �.

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Baby, look.

84
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Guess who I found
walking here on the street?

85
00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,083
Dev Patel, damn it!

86
00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:05,082
What?

87
00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:07,333
Dev Patel, walking down the street here.

88
00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,916
She loves who
Do you want to be a millionaire?

89
00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:17,957
It was an honor to do
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

90
00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:22,082
It was a great film that everyone loved,
which I loved. I love this movie and

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My family, my community,
internationally� 

92
00:07:24,832 --> 00:07:26,791
He's not Dev Patel!

93
00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:30,541
- What?
- He's not Dev Patel!

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Look how short he is.

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00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:36,707
Dev is tall, strong, handsome.
Our hero of Gujarat.

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Hi, Shahjehan Latif?
Are you Shahjehan?

97
00:07:41,582 --> 00:07:43,916
Who is "Shahjep", friend?

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00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,957
Shah Latif, Shah. It is me.

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- Can we go?
- Of course, sir.

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As-salaam alaikum, Mr. Latif.

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I hope you like it
of the experience with Muba

103
00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:04,375
and that the temperature
be to your liking.

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00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,708
I asked for a race
silent in the application.

105
00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,291
Sir, just one thing: Where are you from?

106
00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:12,958
Because it looks like Pakistanis,
but he talks like a white guy.

107
00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:16,125
You look like a jihadist,
but it's a camel's sphincter.

108
00:08:16,207 --> 00:08:18,207
Sphincter? That was good.

109
00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:20,750
- Did you like it? I just invented it.
- Sphincter?

110
00:08:20,832 --> 00:08:22,457
- Thanks for catching me.
- Come on.

111
00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:23,456
Thanks.

112
00:08:23,457 --> 00:08:25,832
Careful.
Your ass is on my shoulder.

113
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You love it.
So, did you bring your watch?

114
00:08:28,332 --> 00:08:30,875
- I didn't think so.
- Didn't find it or didn't even look for it?

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I didn't look. I'm busy.

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- What do you want me to say?
- Idiot.

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Why is this here?

118
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I was going to tell you, but
I need it for my car,

119
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and they don't sell brown dolls.

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It's not a doll, man,
It is a limited collectible

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of me, of my film.

122
00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:50,458
You have to ask
before using my image.

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Relax there.
First of all, it doesn't even look like you.

124
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Second, you have hundreds
of those vibrators in the garage.

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- It is not a vibrator.
- But it seems like it.

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- I need it for my fleet.
- "Fleet". It's good.

127
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,791
You and six other guys?

128
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,000
- There are 26, actually.
- Lie.

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 �. Things are going well. Has
interested serious investors.

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00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:12,583
What it was?

131
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- Say "Mashallah".
- Mashallah.

132
00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:16,958
If you're going to speak, speak properly. That.

133
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Investors know that no one
Need a Muslim Uber?

134
00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,625
Uber in London is Muslim.
Every driver is "Abdi".

135
00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:27,625
Listening. We direct for others,
but you need to have our service.

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- I want it to be ours.
- It's fine.

137
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If you're broke now, I can
hire you as a driver.

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I don't need money.
I have some projects.

139
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- That's not what I heard.
- I have projects.

140
00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,125
- What?
- I can't say.

141
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It's confidential. I signed a waiver.

142
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Signed nothing.

143
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Confidentiality agreement. Yes, I signed.

144
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I know, but he didn't sign it.
There's nothing going on.

145
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- It's past the entrance.
- No.

146
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- Let's go to your parents' house.
- What?

147
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- Yes.
- No.

148
00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:55,083
- What do you mean, right?
- No.

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We are going yes. Beauty?

150
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,500
It's been a while since you visited your mother.
She will be happy.

151
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I'm not in the mood.
Can you go around?

152
00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:05,333
I don't care. If you want
free ride, accept the stops.

153
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,125
Confidentiality term� 

154
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,541
Come on.

155
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Yes, I'm going.

156
00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,041
Sometimes just being here is enough.

157
00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:33,000
Okay, just a minute. I'm coming.

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Tahira,
I'll take the rest of the kebab tomorrow, okay?

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I will find
the personal shopper at Harrods.

160
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,790
You will need
of my cutlery tomorrow?

161
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:49,540
Your silver game? No, thank you.

162
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,040
But it would be prettier.

163
00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,625
We have a few things.

164
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Yours are old.

165
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,665
As-salaam alaikum, aunt.

166
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Shaju, darling.

167
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,165
Look at you, all grown up.

168
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What a strong boy.

169
00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:03,458
Naila, aren't you late?

170
00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,083
- Bye, Zulfi.
- Bye, aunt.

171
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,875
Look who's here.
Does anyone recognize him?

172
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:11,458
Come down, Ainy.
His Holiness is here.

173
00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:13,708
When I die,
visit my tomb.

174
00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:14,791
It's been two weeks.

175
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,458
- Two months, man.
- �.

176
00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:17,457
A few weeks.

177
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,458
Have you eaten yet?

178
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:21,250
I can't. I am
on a diet for a paper test.

179
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,666
Do you go on a diet, but don't keep Roza?

180
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,250
May God forgive you.

181
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,750
Have you seen your belly?

182
00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:28,500
- You should fast all year round.
- Mom!

183
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:29,875
Do you know what it was?

184
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:34,165
Naila won't stop tormenting me
with stories from Salim in Dubai.

185
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,875
Bought a car, bought a house.
Bl�-bl�-bl�.

186
00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:38,583
Did you pay for Botox for your mother too?

187
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,208
I thought it was Michael Jackson
when I entered.

188
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,708
I thought the same thing.

189
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,458
Don't worry.

190
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,250
And work, is it going well?

191
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,833
Google Alerts
hasn't shown anything in a while

192
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,083
There are some things going on,
but I don't want to comment.

193
00:11:56,708 --> 00:12:00,208
Don't want to comment?
Just tell me what it is.

194
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,125
Well, I

195
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,958
Make duaa. Pray.

196
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,958
Son, I pray for you all day.

197
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,208
I make duaa for you all the time.

198
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,041
It's fine. Yeah, just make duaa.

199
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,416
Father,
Did you see a brown leather case?

200
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,833
It has my name in gold.

201
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:20,458
What have you been doing? I watch TV
all day and I never saw you at all.

202
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,666
I have some projects.
Cinema takes time.

203
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:27,208
You don't have time for anything,
only to kiss white women.

204
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:28,875
It was a scene, in a movie.

205
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,083
You're drooling
this journalist all day.

206
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,665
She straightened her hair.
It's no fun anymore.

207
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,708
Dad, why aren't you going?
To medical appointments?

208
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,000
They're expensive. I scored
so we can find out what you have.

209
00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,958
If you give these people money,
you'll find something.

210
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,083
Hi, cousin.

211
00:12:44,165 --> 00:12:46,000
Shit! How are you?

212
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,915
- Blessed, man.
- All very well?

213
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,208
- What is that?
- What?

214
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,290
Forgot to take off the tag?

215
00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:54,375
You bought this, right?

216
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:57,333
- Baba, look at what your son spends.
- Give me that.

217
00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:58,915
Why are you at home?

218
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,041
I resigned.
The manager was an asshole.

219
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,791
Don't talk like that.
Brother Rafeed is a good man.

220
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:04,875
He was strange.

221
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,416
If you need experience,
I'll talk to Felicia.

222
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,291
If you want to help me,
Take me to the Taze show today.

223
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,708
Will he play today?

224
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:13,875
Yes, why?

225
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:17,375
- Work for me.
- I sent my counter-proposal.

226
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:18,916
Do you want 50% of my business?

227
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,625
Yes, believe me
gender equality or not?

228
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:22,875
In reality, no.

229
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,583
My God.

230
00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:29,291
Shah,
Will you be the next James Bond?

231
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:31,291
What?

232
00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:33,375
What? Can I see?

233
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:34,915
Calm. It could be a lie.

234
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,375
Can I see?

235
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,750
Damn! No, it's really true.
Like this? My God.

236
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,665
- James Bond?
- No. This is crazy.

237
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:43,750
- Can I?
- Wait.

238
00:13:44,915 --> 00:13:46,790
Go to the website. Don't trust the BBC.

239
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,208
Did Daniel Craig die?

240
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,250
Why didn't you tell me? You bastard!

241
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,540
It's just a test.

242
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,540
I always said, right?
Super James Bond, my Shaju!

243
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,165
Listen, it's just a photo
of today's test. That's it.

244
00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:00,250
But it doesn't make sense, man.
James Bond is white.

245
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,916
Quiet, you bastard!
Always annoying my son!

246
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,083
Me, bastard?

247
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,500
Do you have any idea?
How much does James Bond have sex?

248
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He has sex all the time!

249
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So what?

250
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,541
He fucks,
and I'm the bastard?

251
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,958
It's their country. Don't provoke!

252
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:17,250
Dad, it's okay to be excited.

253
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,375
It's cool to have this opportunity.
It's important.

254
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,541
James Bond is not white.
You should be proud.

255
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His face goes
be everywhere.

256
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Just imagine!

257
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Daniel Craig received 20 million
for the last film.

258
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My Shaju will get 21.

259
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,540
Calm down. It's just a test.

260
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Do you want a double for the sex scenes?

261
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Keep still.

262
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,875
You can ask her to call me
as soon as you return?

263
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,750
Of course. Yeah, bye.

264
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Stay a little longer.

265
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,165
I don't know if this is good or bad.

266
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I need to see what to do.

267
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Cousin, look at me.

268
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I'm proud of you. He heard?

269
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- James Bond, my partner.
- Let's see what happens.

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Of course. Inshallah.
Do they know the height?

271
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Like this?

272
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:06,750
Will they give you special shoes?
James Bond is tall, right?

273
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:13,166
I'm just commenting. For your sake.

274
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Felicia, can you call me back?

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I want to know if the news
about the test helped me

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or screwed me. Thanks.

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LAST NOTICE

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TOULOUSE FILM FESTIVAL
RISING STAR AWARD - 2015

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IWC PORTOFINO CHRONOGRAPH WATCH
 � 3,200

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Hi. Where were you?

281
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Painting your nails
on a sun lounger. What do you think?

282
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- What?
- Listen, did you call the paparazzi?

283
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:09,791
I'm not that smart. O
What are you saying? Are you mad?

284
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,416
They are very surprised

285
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,250
- Shit.
- It's how much you went viral.

286
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,000
- What?
- Because of the reaction,

287
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,541
maybe they will give you
a second chance at the test.

288
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,291
Damn! Oh, yes!

289
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:25,708
You are a female director
They rocked with the 18 to 34 audience.

290
00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:27,750
The guys freak out
with this age group.

291
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,041
- My God.
- Listen.

292
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,375
Keep it to yourself and let it go.

293
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,665
My God.

294
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:37,540
Thank you, this is wonderful.
Very cool. It cost.

295
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God bless the internet.

296
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,708
 �. So, just one thing:
We can't just let it go.

297
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:46,708
We have to do what we can
so I can get back.

298
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:49,250
Shah, I said it's good
that is in evidence.

299
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:53,000
Look, I was thinking about deleting
all old songs.

300
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:56,375
They are the most political. What do you think?

301
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As your agent,

302
00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:00,708
Let me take care of it.
You just need to act.

303
00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:05,375
Listen, there's a video of me on the internet
pissing on the British flag.

304
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,375
It's already on the networks.
You can only admit what you did.

305
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,415
It's the bold non-white candidate.

306
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,708
Yes, new blood and new fans
for this old franchise.

307
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,833
Don't go
against what brought you here.

308
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:20,625
All good. So, what do you suggest?
Should I explore this?

309
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,915
Or� Because Taze and the guys
They're going to do a show today.

310
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,208
I can show up there.

311
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:28,625
There is nothing to explore.
Be you.

312
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,583
Don't do anything. Stay at home.

313
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,000
It's good. It can leave.

314
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:13,666
Damn!

315
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:17,125
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?

316
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,041
I? What are you doing here?

317
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,000
You are everywhere today.

318
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,250
Cool, right?

319
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,750
- What's up?
- Beauty?

320
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,833
- Look who's back in the hood!
- My bro Taze!

321
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:48,416
Rick-Shah!

322
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,625
- What's up?
- Bro, that exploded, huh?

323
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:53,375
- I've been grating.
- Look at how many people. It rocked.

324
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,833
- What's up?
- Amit.

325
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,416
What are you doing here? All very well?

326
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,208
It shouldn't be
protecting Gotham?

327
00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,916
- What?
- It's not Gotham.

328
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,625
Don't you know? He is the new Batman.

329
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,750
It's not Batman. It's James Bond.

330
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,416
Be careful with the shit
from bambamb�.

331
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,375
It was just a test. We'll see.

332
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,541
Do you want to know?
We need to take a photo.

333
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,875
The time. It was good to see you.
I just think

334
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,916
- Speak.
- He forgets. Leave it alone, man.

335
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,791
- No, say it.
- You know, I just

336
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,750
- Speak.
- I had a crazy idea.

337
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,958
It wouldn't be time

338
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,416
If I opened it for you today?

339
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,250
I think people would enjoy it.

340
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,291
A meeting.
Just like old times!

341
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,833
- Shah, how dare you, man?
- What?

342
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:35,750
Nothing. You come back
and acts like he owns this place.

343
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,958
- Like this?
- Come in here, like:

344
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:40,041
- "Look at me."
- Bro.

345
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,458
That's not what I meant.

346
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,333
- No.
- "It wasn't that."

347
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,166
You're an asshole.

348
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,416
I can't criticize the run, man.
Maybe� 

349
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,416
I thought about passing
in the middle of the audience, like

350
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,250
- Like in the past.
- See you on stage.

351
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,416
Shah, man. There are a lot of people
insulting you on the internet.

352
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,291
You don't care about that, okay?
It's all bullshit.

353
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,583
London, are you ready for Taze?

354
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,541
It's not the worst idea, wait, is it?

355
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,208
Looks like a lost meerkat.

356
00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,583
Listen to his shitty raps.

357
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,000
Did Dev Patel refuse?

358
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,541
Is it the kebab guy?

359
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,958
He kisses. Not a Muslim

360
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:33,999
smelly Arab

361
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,957
shit actor

362
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:35,874
007 jihadist

363
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:36,958
he acts white

364
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,041
007 refugee? No.

365
00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:41,125
London, are ready
to break everything?

366
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:45,208
Where are the claps?
Special guest.

367
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:48,208
MC Rick-Shah!

368
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:18,000
Give us a sign.
Give us a sign, Lord,

369
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,000
to find the right path.
We strayed.

370
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,250
Forgive us all, Lord.

371
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:31,541
Deliver us from our afflictions

372
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,458
FUCK YOU, 007

373
00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:57,875
"As-salami�"

374
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:58,915
"Go away"

375
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:02,750
- "Go away"
- "Fuck you, 007."

376
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,291
I spoke to the 007 people.

377
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,208
THEY WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.
ENJOY.

378
00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:24,666
Shit.

379
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,541
IN MEMORY OF SOPHIE VENNER

380
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:35,625
THIS SEASON

381
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:38,125
Shah Latif!
Welcome to my podcast.

382
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,333
It's an honor to come here.

383
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:42,250
The media is saying
that maybe you play 007.

384
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,040
 �!

385
00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,666
- Don't do that on the red carpet.
- I don't guarantee it.

386
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,541
My new test
in a few days.

387
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:50,541
Sold.

388
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,666
I know they must
be harassing you.

389
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:55,875
Not really.

390
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,208
You put him up to this. The pressure.

391
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:04,625
You don't have a chance.

392
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,625
What do you want, Shah?

393
00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,666
Material things
I don't care.

394
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:11,916
I'm an artist.

395
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,250
I failed.

396
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,333
It's heaven.

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Subtitles: Ana Paula Badar� 

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Creative Supervision
Rogério Stravino