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David.

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We have to go.

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-Got everything?
-Yes.

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Are we just going to leave?

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Yes. Why?

6
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No, nothing.

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Fuck. My phone.

8
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Damn it.

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Hey. Morning. We're leaving.

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-What fucking time is it?
-I don't know.

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Fuck, man. I didn't sleep at all.

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-Are the others still asleep?
-I think so.

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Shall we grab something to eat?

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We have to go home.
I've got somewhere to be.

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-What are you doing now?
-Dunno. Just taking it easy.

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I'll come with you. We can
grab some food, play some FIFA.

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-I dunno.
-Great.

18
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-Are you kidding me?!
-Sorry.

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Want some gum?

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This is cozy.

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Alright. Thai. Coke for the kids.
Did you order the chicken?

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-No, that's mine. Which one's yours?
-It's mine.

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Can I have some chicken?

24
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Shit, man. I'm done.
Seriously. Look.

25
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Fuck me! She's the woman
of my dreams. I'm serious.

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This is next level shit.

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I have to write to her.
What shall I say?

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Thanks for last night?

29
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No, that's boring.
What shall I say to Camille?

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I dunno. Write whatever you want.

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But you girls
are so much better at it.

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How cool would it be if I wrote
to her in French? <i>Je suis Charlie.</i>

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You're an idiot if you do that.

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Did she say anything about me
yesterday?

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No.

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-What? Nothing at all?
-No.

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-Not even, "How do you know Mario?"
-No.

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That's mad. OK, listen to this.

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You're so damn cute, it's killing me.
Will you marry me?

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<i>Tu as l'air si grosse que je meurs...</i>

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And then it produces text.
Perfect. Copy, paste.

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I'm going to take a shower.

43
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-Where are you going?
-I'm going to study with Miriam.

44
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Tell her she's missed the boat.
I've met someone else now.

45
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-I'm not sure she'll survive.
-That's just how it goes.

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-Siri.
-Huh?

47
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-Are you OK?
-Yeah.

48
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Why?

49
00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,160
-And you?
-Yes, I'm OK as long as you're OK.

50
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-Are you sure?
-Yes.

51
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Shit. I'm so late.
Have you seen my tobacco?

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-Bye.
-Ciao.

53
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-See you later.
-Yeah.

54
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It's all good.

55
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-What are your notes on...
-One sec.

56
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-Yeah.
-...democratic legal systems

57
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and the effect of NGOs

58
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on the implementation
of environmental legislation?

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-Democratic legal systems...
-and the effect of NGOs

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on the implementation
of environmental legislation.

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Twelfth of September.

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I don't remember
taking notes on that.

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-When was that?
-Twelfth of September.

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It's when I got my tonsils out,
remember?

65
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-You told me you'd take those notes.
-Oh, shit.

66
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You definitely have it,
cos I even texted you

67
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and you were like,
"Don't worry, I've got them."

68
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,800
-Do you wanna grab a coffee?
-Yeah.

69
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,440
We were just speaking
about Harris' lecture. It's a joke.

70
00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,800
-It's honestly just ridiculous.
-I'm gonna report it.

71
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It's not on. Think about
how much money we pay for this shit.

72
00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,120
Seriously unacceptable.

73
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,040
Let's just have a coffee,
chill out for a bit.

74
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,480
Tell me about it.

75
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,520
Yeah, she came back
from Australia in September

76
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,600
and she'd met this really hot
Chinese-American guy out there

77
00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,440
and he's like rewired her
or something.

78
00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,080
So, now she exclusively wants
to bang Asian guys

79
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but she wants them to speak
Mandarin and Korean to her in bed.

80
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,200
-Isn't that racist?
-Why?

81
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,560
I dunno,
it's like reverse sexual racism.

82
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,760
It feels like a red flag.
I can't pinpoint why.

83
00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,920
Like, preferring a specific race,
sexually.

84
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I'm Jewish and that's
what we're brought up to do.

85
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The continuation
of the Jewish people depends on it.

86
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,800
True. I've never fucked an Asian guy.
Have you?

87
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Nope. Maybe that's going to be
my new mission.

88
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:06,080
Yes. I mean, according to Sophia,
it's the best sex ever.

89
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,160
Asians are filthy rich, too.
They basically rule the world.

90
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:12,640
But they've got that deficiency
that makes them allergic to alcohol.

91
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,760
They go fucking bonkers
when they drink.

92
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,960
Cute babies; Jewish-Chinese.
Jeweesh.

93
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,600
Bet my dad would love that.

94
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,320
Is there not, like,
an exclusive Jewish dating site?

95
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,720
Yeah, loads of them. But I'm looking
for someone to shag not marry.

96
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,360
-My dirty-talker was Jewish.
-What was his name?

97
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,800
-Aaron.
-Aaron what?

98
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,440
I don't fucking know.

99
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,040
Basically,
this guy I fucked spoke to me

100
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,680
in the filthiest way
you can ever imagine.

101
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,520
Like, the nasty shit
that came out of his mouth,

102
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,400
it was fucking insane.
Fucking loved it.

103
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,640
Nice.

104
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,520
Yeah.
I'm going to get another coffee.

105
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,000
Do you guys want one?

106
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,040
-Thank you.
-No worries.

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God, the time and effort
we put into this shit

108
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:03,280
with minimal outcome.
It's fucking ridiculous.

109
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,080
Must be so easy for you having it
all sorted and off your shoulders.

110
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,200
How the fuck do you and David do it?

111
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,800
How do we do what?

112
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Maintain a relationship.
Be this perfect unbreakable unit.

113
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,520
I thought you were just looking
for somebody to shag.

114
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,600
Cos the relationship thing
just seems like an impossibility.

115
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:24,920
It's not like I don't want it,
I just can't seem to make it work.

116
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,200
At some point
you've just got to surrender

117
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,520
and make the best of it.

118
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,400
I can't be both unloved and unfucked.

119
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,800
Doesn't David have any hot friends?

120
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:35,800
Mario.

121
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,720
Except Mario.
I am not going down that road twice.

122
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,800
Bless his little arse.

123
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,720
Even fucking Happ'n
has given up on me.

124
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,080
See what I mean?
Would you fuck him?

125
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,560
-What's wrong with him?
-Uh, seriously.

126
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,400
What about this guy?

127
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,440
-He's fat.
-He's not fat.

128
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,520
Anyone who only puts pictures
of themselves from the neck up

129
00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,600
is fat.

130
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,320
-He's cute.
-I don't want cute.

131
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,520
What do you want?

132
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,200
Someone hot who will fuck me
like I'm a piece of meat

133
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,440
and praise my intellect
at the same time.

134
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,120
-Was it difficult getting Ritalin?
-You just book an appointment.

135
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,640
Just go there like,
I think I have ADHD?

136
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,360
Pretty much. They give you this
self-screening test,

137
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,720
you fake the answers,

138
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,600
and you sit down with a shrink
and say your life is shit

139
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,680
and that you really need the meds.

140
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,760
-I'm gonna do that.
-It's great for boosting your focus.

141
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,160
Yeah, that's what I need.

142
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,760
I'd fuck him.

143
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:37,400
Oh, my God. Look at that body.

144
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,880
Oh, fuck.

145
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,160
Yeah, he's...

146
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,560
Oh, fuck, he's a dancer.
That's really fucking hot.

147
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,680
Present mind, a creative soul,
looking for another.

148
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,160
Crossed my path on Southampton Row
one hour ago.

149
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,000
Oh, my God, I fucking love Happ'n.

150
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,360
Please tell me
there's a link to Instagram.

151
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,200
Fuck me.

152
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,960
He's like the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

153
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:11,440
Yeah, I'd plier on his dick any
day.

154
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,160
-Fuck.
-Is he real?

155
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,040
He must just be... Am I having
vagina hallucinations, do you think?

156
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,880
ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY HOME?

157
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,280
-Making up the perfect man.
-I spy a ballet trip coming on.

158
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,200
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God. Ballet, girls.

159
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,280
What if we fuck at the ballet?
That would just be perfect.

160
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,160
What, when he's on stage?
That's like some creepy fantasy.

161
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,440
Like voyeuristic.

162
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,760
I've never done that.
Maybe that's in the stars for me.

163
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,840
-You alright?
-Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

164
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,240
Excuse me.

165
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,720
-Hi.
-Hi.

166
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,760
There she is!

167
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,880
How was the study session?

168
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,280
Yeah, dog. Yeah, man, sick! Fuck.

169
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,600
I got him, David.

170
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,960
Shall we go to bed?

171
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,120
Hey...

172
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,640
What's going on?

173
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,640
What do you mean?

174
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,680
I mean, should we talk about it? Huh?

175
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,880
I don't know.

176
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,640
No. I don't know either.

177
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,680
But are we OK?

178
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,680
You haven't told Mario, have you?

179
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,000
No. You mean about...?

180
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,480
No.

181
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,000
I don't want you to tell anyone.

182
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,440
No.

183
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,840
-Promise me.
-I promise.

184
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,760
Good night.

185
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,360
Do you love me?

186
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,840
Yes.

187
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,280
Do you think I'm hot?

188
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,600
Yes, I think you're hot.

189
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,560
-Say it.
-You're so fucking hot.

190
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,200
Am I hotter than her?

191
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,000
Yes.

192
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:27,440
Say it again.
Say I'm hotter than her.

193
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,120
You're so much hotter.

194
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,360
-Tell me you love my pussy.
-I love your pussy.

195
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,840
I love you. I love fucking you.

196
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,280
I love fucking you too.

197
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:47,560
I want you to come inside me.

198
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,040
Tell me you love me.

199
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,200
I love you.

200
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,960
-I'm going to come.
-Come inside me.

201
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,480
Come inside me.

202
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,200
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