1 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:35,286 - Wait a minute. It was right here. - What are you looking for? 2 00:00:35,370 --> 00:00:39,582 Is it something private? A piece sex toys that you haven't told about? 3 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:44,379 No. Here it is. Wait, I want to play something for you. 4 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:51,552 I'm a little nervous, but... Sorry, I'm sweating. 5 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:54,013 Okay. 6 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,268 Malory. 7 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:07,318 - Will you marry me? - My God. 8 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:11,072 Yes, okay. Of course I want to marry you. 9 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:14,534 Okay? 10 00:01:14,617 --> 00:01:18,079 We have been engaged for four years. 11 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:22,166 It's nothing big. 12 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:27,714 what are you doing You can't free someone time and again, not even with a tooth. 13 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:30,717 It's my tooth. My wisdom. 14 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,679 Because it's supposed to marry me? 15 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:39,142 - That was exactly what I had to say. - I can read your mind. 16 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:42,270 I thought we could start over. 17 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:48,776 Instead of having been engaged for four years, we are now newly engaged. 18 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:53,823 - We can hide it in the car. - Okay. 19 00:01:53,907 --> 00:01:57,535 - Now we do it. It's going to be tough. - Like having a tooth pulled. 20 00:01:57,619 --> 00:02:03,833 - Okay, I'm in. - You are an expert. The joke was meant for you. 21 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:55,945 - Okay, then there's a party. - Yes. 22 00:03:56,029 --> 00:03:59,407 - Hello, hello. - Hey, mom. 23 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:05,246 - Where are you going? Was there a queue? - It wasn't that bad. 24 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,874 What an amazing place. 25 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:14,172 - You have been given the room to the west. - Mother, we have booked a hotel room. 26 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:21,554 That's good. Then you can walk around naked and be clammy just like at home. 27 00:04:21,638 --> 00:04:27,435 You are so sipped. Then there's a party! Everyone is asking for you. 28 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:36,194 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr and Mrs... Cal and Mal! 29 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:43,409 Malory! Hello. 30 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:48,748 Cal! Big C! Big C and Malory Kee. 31 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:53,836 - Do you take good care of her? - Naturally. 32 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,839 Oh, Lou! 33 00:04:56,923 --> 00:05:02,553 Look at us. Weddings are fun. You should try it sometime. 34 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:08,226 - Will you get us some champagne? - Yeah, okay. 35 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:15,817 What? We will probably have to choose a date. Stop bothering me. 36 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:20,613 - Not now. Hi Jeff. - Do you know why we didn't have livestock? 37 00:05:20,697 --> 00:05:26,869 You couldn't choose. You would have crayfish, then a turtle and then a rat. 38 00:05:26,953 --> 00:05:31,165 - I tried to be practical. - I thought you had Asperger's. 39 00:05:31,249 --> 00:05:36,045 And maybe she had. We don't know.-Katie! Hey Katie! 40 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:43,970 - Shall we tell them? - Now? We wanted to make something out of it. 41 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:48,266 We have talked about that. It is the right time. 42 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:52,812 We've been told it's a boy. 43 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:56,566 And... Drum roll. 44 00:05:57,609 --> 00:06:01,487 - ...a girl. It's twins. - My God! 45 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:06,242 - It's fantastic! - The perfect family! 46 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:11,331 - How nice of you. - It couldn't be better. 47 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:16,044 Now that we're partying anyway, Mal and I also have a surprise. 48 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:19,339 What? 49 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:24,135 We just got engaged. 50 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:28,514 - Okay. - We are getting married. 51 00:06:28,598 --> 00:06:32,268 So... 52 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:37,982 - Don't we already know that? - We just got re-engaged. 53 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:42,362 - What the hell does that mean? - I proposed again today. 54 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:47,659 - Is it a 90s thing? - It's actually quite popular right now. 55 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:53,164 There are videos with women who says, "I've been re-engaged!" 56 00:06:53,248 --> 00:06:57,710 - She got a ring with my tooth in it. - You don't have to tell everything. 57 00:06:57,794 --> 00:07:02,423 - Isn't it a little strange? - We were inspired by you. 58 00:07:02,507 --> 00:07:07,262 Of what you do every year. Isn't that good news? 59 00:07:08,972 --> 00:07:13,518 Good news would be a wedding invitation. 60 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:19,983 Engraved on stationery. With a date that we stick to. 61 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:27,240 People should not believe that we just throw ourselves into it. 62 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:31,452 We are engaged in a normal period this time. 63 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:36,124 That's 14.5 months. I have checked. 64 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:41,296 Okay, in 14.5 months we're getting married. 65 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:46,426 It is the middle of March at Skt. Patrick's day. Our friends would hate us. 66 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:51,347 - Peter and Elle got married on New Year's Eve. - Yeah, what the hell happened right there? 67 00:07:51,431 --> 00:07:54,601 They are monsters. 68 00:07:54,684 --> 00:07:59,355 An autumn wedding, perhaps? In October? 69 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:03,484 - With a skeleton theme? - We can have a spooky wedding. 70 00:08:03,568 --> 00:08:08,323 - Not now. Tonight we party. - Yes, tonight we are partying. 71 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:20,335 I want to make a statement together with my better half. 72 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:25,256 I would like to say from the depths of my iron… 73 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:29,802 I'm kidding. From the bottom of my heart heart, I want to thank you… 74 00:08:29,886 --> 00:08:33,765 - What time is it? - Nine. 75 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:40,188 I wouldn't have made it 25 years without Edie. I'm not perfect. 76 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:45,735 I can tell she is too no, but together we are perfect. 77 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:49,864 Yes. I love you, baby. 78 00:08:49,948 --> 00:08:53,868 I love you so much. And... 79 00:08:53,952 --> 00:08:58,122 - Thank you for coming. - Thank you. Now we party. 80 00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:01,834 Don't forget the wedding tomorrow. So don't drink too much now. 81 00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:04,003 Kiss! 82 00:09:04,087 --> 00:09:09,008 - I love you, honey. - I love you. 83 00:09:16,766 --> 00:09:19,102 We just find a room. 84 00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:35,868 I have to say that. Your parents have figured it out. 85 00:09:35,952 --> 00:09:40,498 - Yes, they are really in love. - No, the passion. 86 00:09:40,582 --> 00:09:45,670 - Okay. - Yes! Write it down. 87 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,385 I know Edie and Louis' secret. 88 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:56,889 They party through. 89 00:09:56,973 --> 00:10:00,852 And I mean parties through. 90 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:06,274 Are you in? They don't party alone. 91 00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:11,279 - What? - Triangles. Love triangles. 92 00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:13,740 Ménage à trois. 93 00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:18,161 - Do your parents have triangles? - No, she's just drunk. 94 00:10:18,244 --> 00:10:21,372 I don't know now. Drunk people tell the truth. 95 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:31,257 Who the hell is that woman? 96 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:35,678 My God. 97 00:10:51,486 --> 00:10:53,905 We just slip away. 98 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:57,617 Malory, where are you going? Are you going now? 99 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,746 - Yes. - How boring. 100 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:08,544 - We are not boring. We are tired. - Come on, the night is young. We party. 101 00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:16,261 - It will be more fun tomorrow. - Yes, we will be fresh tomorrow. 102 00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:21,516 - Then you can drive Henry home. - Who is Henry? 103 00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:27,647 Our mascot. He who consecrates us each year. He is outside. I'll pick him up. 104 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:32,318 - I love you. - See you. 105 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:36,864 You guys used to be so funny. 106 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:47,125 Bob's bar is open. May I offer you a drink? 107 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:51,546 - One drink, come on. - We have to go back to the hotel. 108 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:56,634 Have you heard the expression: "Youth is wasted on the young"? 109 00:11:56,718 --> 00:12:01,014 Then I can tell you, that you waste it. Go out and dance. 110 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:05,101 Dance, dance, dance the night away. 111 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:11,065 By the way, you can pick me up tomorrow before the wedding? That would be fine. 112 00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:15,403 Well... I don't really know... 113 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:21,784 - For that money, they should get one. - We'll pick you up, Henry. That's fine. 114 00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:27,624 - Yes, of course. - Are you sure? Thanks, that's so nice. 115 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:32,837 We're getting close. Can you see the sign "Frie Vidder"? 116 00:12:32,921 --> 00:12:36,382 Honestly, I'd like to be free. 117 00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:08,331 - My parents are so strange. - I like them. They are having fun. 118 00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:13,544 Yes, they have a lot of fun. More than I knew. 119 00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:17,090 Yeah, it was weird. 120 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:21,803 - Is it mine? - I didn't bring any pyjamas. 121 00:13:21,886 --> 00:13:25,181 No, the toothbrush. 122 00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:28,977 Yes. Mine is dead. Excuse me. 123 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:34,732 Rinse it well, okay? Phew! 124 00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:41,281 I'll fix the butt afterwards. So what do you say? 125 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:44,158 My God. 126 00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:51,291 Do you want to remove the food? The fritters and mine parental orgies make me sick. 127 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:56,796 The smell of food makes me want to fuck. 128 00:13:56,879 --> 00:14:00,466 I smell just like your teeth now. 129 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:32,707 - Are we funny? Aren't we having fun? - Yes, we're having fun. 130 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:39,756 Maybe not like the old ones still partying and probably taking cocaine now. 131 00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:41,925 We have fun in our own way. 132 00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:47,639 We don't need to party. You do that only to find a soul mate. 133 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:51,935 - And you already have that. - Just me? 134 00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:57,273 - I'm leading, but getting closer to the goal. - Cool. I must try to change. 135 00:14:59,943 --> 00:15:04,656 - Well, but aren't we doing very well? - Yes, we are fine. 136 00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:10,662 - I'm not worried. - I love you. 137 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:17,252 - Good night. What? - I wanted to say goodnight to you. 138 00:15:17,335 --> 00:15:20,797 - Good night. - Good night. 139 00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:36,229 - Sorry. - Have you set the alarm? 140 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:40,191 It's my sleep app. It tells me when to sleep. 141 00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:44,529 - And if you sleep before it sounds? - Then we win. 142 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:47,615 Excuse me. Good night for real. 143 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:14,851 - We should go out. We should take a vacation. - Yes, we shouldn't just sit here. 144 00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:19,981 - We have a whole city of palm trees to see. - Who needs nine hours on a Friday? 145 00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:24,903 Not me. It's too much sleep and we have an engagement to celebrate. 146 00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:29,741 We can visit the bar on the other side of the street and play Canadians. 147 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:35,872 The Canadian dialect is easy. People jump on it. It will be fun. 148 00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:38,625 Perfect. I know exactly what you mean. 149 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:43,546 You can go ahead, then come I a little later and score you. 150 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:48,259 - Perfect. Are we both Canadian? - Yes, two Canadians meet in the desert. 151 00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:53,640 - We click right away. - We come from the same area. 152 00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:58,353 - Namely. What are you wearing? - I'm surprising you. 153 00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:05,193 I drive hard. You can't resist my charm. 154 00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:14,494 Do you want to do that in the bathroom? You looked me straight in the eyes. 155 00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:18,706 I really care about you. 156 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:37,892 - Go ahead. - Thank you. 157 00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:46,734 - My God. - Not what you expected? 158 00:17:46,818 --> 00:17:51,948 Spicy drinks are too much. I will don't have diarrhea in this dress. 159 00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:57,787 Well, you only paid... 160 00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:03,918 - Eighteen dollars? It's robbery after all. - Desert prices. 161 00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:07,589 - We drink shots. - No, I'm waiting for one. 162 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:13,761 - Another Sriracharita? - Someone has spray painted the toilet. 163 00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:18,433 - It's sticky. - Damn it. Pig. 164 00:18:18,516 --> 00:18:23,479 - Take the whiskey. - What? No. 165 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:35,408 Fill them. Okay. 166 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:39,370 - Hurry up. - Shit! 167 00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:45,251 - The cleaner will fix it. Sorry. - Thank you very much. 168 00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:49,505 It was insane. Do criminals always have it this cool? 169 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:56,471 Until they are taken. He's such an idiot. 170 00:18:56,554 --> 00:19:01,517 - It was fun. - You're funny. 171 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:15,448 Hi, sorry to disturb you. My name is Ryerson. 172 00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:19,994 - I'd like to offer a glass. - Drop the Canadian thing. 173 00:19:20,078 --> 00:19:26,125 - Drop it. - Okay. You look beautiful. 174 00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:32,507 - Jesse, this is my fiance Cal. - Fiancé? What about you and me? 175 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:38,846 - Okay, now you have to listen. - Sit down. 176 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:44,352 - Where did we come from? - The car was so old. 177 00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:46,938 So many memories. 178 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:51,526 - Do they have any beer? - That's it now. Are you ready? 179 00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:56,781 What? Men's too? It's silly. 180 00:19:56,864 --> 00:20:01,035 - Is there a problem? - Yes. My friend was just on the toilet. 181 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:05,164 It's pure disaster in there. Tell. 182 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:10,336 You said there was shit on the floor and the walls and in the sink. 183 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:16,134 Yes. I thought it was the tiles decoration, but it's crap. 184 00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:21,931 - You know what, you get one star. - Cocaine turns people into confetti cannons. 185 00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:27,770 - I'll make them clean it. - Thank you. Hurry up. 186 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:33,484 - Malory, I can... - Okay, off you go. 187 00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:39,157 - Sorry. - Shit place. Your drinks stink. 188 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:45,079 - I'll get a cart. - I'll probably have to pay for it. 189 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:49,792 - Come on now. - Shall we go? Who is she? 190 00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:55,757 - No, I'll keep it. - It's my hat. Wait! 191 00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:08,269 ALCHEMY AND MYSTICISM 192 00:21:16,694 --> 00:21:18,780 Okay... 193 00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:25,078 - Look at all this. - She probably does henna tattoos. 194 00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:28,081 It looks like Gandhi's student dormitory. 195 00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:32,335 - How old do you think she is? - Judging from space, 1,000 years. 196 00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:35,880 We should go. We're going. 197 00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:41,928 I haven't had time to save all my secrets, - 198 00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:45,390 - but just sniff around. 199 00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:51,354 Here come the expensive drops. Extra fine. 200 00:21:51,437 --> 00:21:55,358 - Thank you. - No, thank you. Both of them. 201 00:21:55,441 --> 00:22:01,990 It is so refreshing to meet soul mates and live strangely. 202 00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:05,952 - Yes, it is. - Cheers. 203 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:09,998 - On living strangely. - Okay. 204 00:22:25,221 --> 00:22:28,224 Let me put something else on. 205 00:22:33,646 --> 00:22:38,526 - It has a note of balsamic. - It's my favorite. 206 00:22:38,610 --> 00:22:44,574 - It's good. - It would go well on... For a salad. 207 00:22:49,621 --> 00:22:53,082 Is it a geode? 208 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:57,670 It is an amethyst. It's my tool. 209 00:22:57,754 --> 00:23:01,716 - For what? - Since I was little, I have had an ability. 210 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:05,553 I can mix energies and sense matching vibrations. 211 00:23:05,637 --> 00:23:10,975 I am an energy alchemist. I felt it instantly on you guys. 212 00:23:11,059 --> 00:23:15,605 We vibrate with exactly the same frequency. Can you feel it? 213 00:23:15,688 --> 00:23:22,237 Yes. It's wild. I wouldn't have explained it like this. I don't know... 214 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,075 But it feels like that we have known each other before. 215 00:23:27,158 --> 00:23:32,455 Namely. But... You need balance. 216 00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:37,252 Too much of the same and it tips over. 217 00:23:37,335 --> 00:23:44,050 Cal, you contribute with an incredibly strong- 218 00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:50,014 - masculine flow in the room. It works for me. 219 00:23:50,098 --> 00:23:53,810 I'm glad you noticed. 220 00:23:53,893 --> 00:23:59,857 It shouldn't be overwhelming. It just had to vibrate. 221 00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:05,321 Honestly, I thought that I would become the third wheel. 222 00:24:05,405 --> 00:24:09,659 You have so much sensual energy. 223 00:24:09,742 --> 00:24:14,998 - Us? - Honestly, it oozes out of you. 224 00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:19,335 It's intoxicating. 225 00:24:19,419 --> 00:24:24,966 - People have said that we ooze. - We say we mash until it oozes. 226 00:24:25,049 --> 00:24:30,847 Honestly? Bang! It explodes. 227 00:24:43,526 --> 00:24:46,529 Okay. 228 00:24:46,613 --> 00:24:50,909 This is amazing. Close your eyes. 229 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,038 Take a breath. 230 00:24:55,121 --> 00:25:01,377 Okay, visualize your energy. What color do you see? 231 00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:03,963 Amber. 232 00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:08,009 Yes, your energy is amber. 233 00:25:14,432 --> 00:25:19,103 Feel when the energy radiates throughout the body. 234 00:25:19,187 --> 00:25:24,651 Every single hair. Each a toe. 235 00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:27,528 Each a cell. 236 00:25:29,322 --> 00:25:34,202 Our blood is now being pumped around in a perfect circle. 237 00:25:34,285 --> 00:25:38,665 Triangle. Excuse me. 238 00:25:38,748 --> 00:25:44,254 It is pumped from mine heart into Mal's arm, - 239 00:25:44,337 --> 00:25:51,261 - down through her chest and around to her shoulder. 240 00:25:51,344 --> 00:25:56,724 It finds its way to hers sensitive fingertips, - 241 00:25:56,808 --> 00:26:00,603 -and moving over to Cal. 242 00:26:00,687 --> 00:26:03,773 Aw! 243 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:06,859 There it is. 244 00:26:11,322 --> 00:26:16,703 It was absolutely insane. I feel so united with you. 245 00:26:16,786 --> 00:26:21,708 I do that too. I have goosebumps. 246 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:25,670 - It was powerful. - It was insane. 247 00:26:25,753 --> 00:26:28,339 Can I just slip away for a moment? 248 00:26:28,423 --> 00:26:32,677 - Out in the hallway. - I'll go right along. 249 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:38,391 - We save water. - I like that. 250 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:46,983 - What's going on? - Don't know. Was she looking into us? 251 00:26:47,066 --> 00:26:50,987 - Isn't she very sexy? - But you're much sexier. 252 00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:56,284 - No, she is. But do we agree? - Do you turn her on? 253 00:26:56,367 --> 00:27:01,789 I think you turn her on. You did that with the shoulder. 254 00:27:01,873 --> 00:27:06,920 - You almost had an orgasm. - I didn't do that with the shoulder. 255 00:27:07,003 --> 00:27:11,716 - Yes, and you did it on the couch. - Okay, but it wasn't on purpose. 256 00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:15,219 She looked you in the eyes and called us intoxicating. 257 00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:19,974 Of course she likes me. Are we intoxicating? 258 00:27:20,058 --> 00:27:25,104 Yes, I think so. I think she wants us. 259 00:27:25,188 --> 00:27:31,027 - Has everyone else tried a threesome? - Okay, we won't. 260 00:27:31,110 --> 00:27:36,574 No, we don't. I don't even want to do anything. 261 00:27:36,658 --> 00:27:43,915 - Neither do I. I don't need it. - She's weird. I love only you. 262 00:27:43,998 --> 00:27:48,920 - Okay. - Okay, we won't. 263 00:27:53,383 --> 00:27:57,053 But we are not ourselves tonight. 264 00:27:57,136 --> 00:28:02,767 No? It can be okay with me, if that's okay with you. 265 00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:05,144 I guess that's okay with me. 266 00:28:05,228 --> 00:28:09,399 It's totally okay, and I can assist if necessary. 267 00:28:09,482 --> 00:28:15,488 While you have fun, I can sit in the corner and tear it off and change the music. 268 00:28:15,572 --> 00:28:20,285 - Try to include me. - Thanks, Cal. 269 00:28:20,368 --> 00:28:24,330 Good, because I want to have fun. I want you to have fun. 270 00:28:24,414 --> 00:28:30,086 It's nice just to look at and rip it off. Come on. Wait! 271 00:28:33,006 --> 00:28:39,304 - What are you doing? Do you wash the balls? - Yes, why? 272 00:28:39,387 --> 00:28:43,725 Do you wash the balls in the sink? This is where she brushes her teeth. 273 00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:47,729 - Why do you do that? - We have been sitting in the car for four hours. 274 00:28:47,812 --> 00:28:52,775 - You never wash them for my sake. - That's the worst thing you've said. 275 00:28:52,859 --> 00:28:57,864 I have never washed them so much, as I have washed them for you. 276 00:28:59,115 --> 00:29:02,410 Yes. 277 00:29:02,493 --> 00:29:04,579 Okay, now just hurry up. 278 00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:22,180 Now don't fall for her. She is young and probably have perfect nipples. 279 00:29:22,263 --> 00:29:27,227 I don't care about hers nipples and does not fall for her. 280 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:30,521 Neither should you fall in love with her. 281 00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:35,401 - Should I be a secret lesbian? - Everyone is 10% and you dated a girl. 282 00:29:35,485 --> 00:29:39,906 On Overland. You have to date a girl on Overland. That's just the way it is. 283 00:29:39,989 --> 00:29:46,079 It will be cool. We're enjoying ourselves. Is there something you don't like, say stop. 284 00:29:46,162 --> 00:29:51,084 If there's something you don't like, one says: "Wait, the car!" 285 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:55,505 - "Wait, the car! We'll get a fine." - That's fine. 286 00:29:55,588 --> 00:30:00,051 - It will be fun. i love you - I love you too. 287 00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:05,473 - Okay. - Calm down now. 288 00:30:09,185 --> 00:30:11,729 Hello? 289 00:30:11,813 --> 00:30:17,360 Hello. Sit down, take off your jackets and feel yourself at home. I'll be there in a moment. 290 00:30:17,443 --> 00:30:20,238 Okay. 291 00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:49,392 - Is she naked? - I think so. 292 00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,656 Konnichi wa. 293 00:31:03,740 --> 00:31:06,868 Hello. 294 00:31:06,951 --> 00:31:09,787 Where did the clothes go? 295 00:31:09,871 --> 00:31:14,000 I undressed so the skin could breathe a little. 296 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:16,753 Cool. 297 00:31:16,836 --> 00:31:20,882 I guess you don't uncomfortable for fashion? 298 00:31:20,965 --> 00:31:26,596 - No. No. No. - No, no, no. 299 00:31:26,679 --> 00:31:32,977 - God, how far apart we are. - Jump in here. 300 00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:35,605 It was better. 301 00:31:36,814 --> 00:31:43,321 - What do you like? - I bake pretzels. It's easy. 302 00:31:43,404 --> 00:31:48,660 - We baked one with pizza flavor. - I didn't ask for a dating profile. 303 00:31:48,743 --> 00:31:55,375 I want to be the fly on the wall below a romantic evening with Mal and Cal. 304 00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:58,753 Sex is so taboo. We don't even talk about it. 305 00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:03,549 - It is not taboo for us. - We talk about it constantly. All the time. 306 00:32:03,633 --> 00:32:09,138 Our friends say, “Talk about sports or politics." But we're talking about sex. 307 00:32:09,222 --> 00:32:12,725 - We love it. - Fine. Paint a picture for me. 308 00:32:12,809 --> 00:32:17,939 - Okay, close your eyes. - Funny. 309 00:32:20,942 --> 00:32:24,862 - It's super romantic. - Incredibly romantic. 310 00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:29,742 - Why? - I cook for my beloved. 311 00:32:29,826 --> 00:32:33,371 Yes, salty bread. 312 00:32:33,454 --> 00:32:38,668 I can smell it all over the house. It is not only food but also… 313 00:32:38,751 --> 00:32:42,505 Sex. And... 314 00:32:42,589 --> 00:32:48,928 The pheromones in it genetic DNA is mixed. 315 00:32:50,722 --> 00:32:55,101 Then we touch each other. We touch each other a lot. 316 00:32:55,184 --> 00:33:00,523 - We rub each other. - Caressing each other. 317 00:33:00,607 --> 00:33:05,320 It turns into a lot of petting... Heavenly petting. 318 00:33:05,403 --> 00:33:12,327 Then I usually take a candle and drip candle wax on our nipples. 319 00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:15,163 I love that. 320 00:33:15,246 --> 00:33:20,919 - We do that almost every... Evening. - Constantly. 321 00:33:21,002 --> 00:33:26,007 Afterwards we wipe it away with a warm cloth. 322 00:33:26,090 --> 00:33:33,181 - Or a wet wipe. - Very wet. We throw it away. 323 00:33:33,264 --> 00:33:39,020 - We recycle it. - We are nature conscious. 324 00:33:39,103 --> 00:33:43,358 - And then... - What? Tell it all. 325 00:33:43,441 --> 00:33:49,781 Then he takes off my bra with his teeth. 326 00:33:49,864 --> 00:33:56,412 That's what it sounds like when I grab it The bra. And then the panties. 327 00:33:58,289 --> 00:34:03,044 - They disappear. - They are not needed for what we have to do. 328 00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:07,799 - He takes them off with his iron. - Yes, I do. 329 00:34:07,882 --> 00:34:13,221 - Really? How do you do it? - I don't reveal my tricks. 330 00:34:13,304 --> 00:34:18,476 - It is quite bent at the end. - My little katana sword. 331 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:23,731 Katana sword, speaking of your kimono. 332 00:34:23,815 --> 00:34:27,944 I get really horny and really wet. 333 00:34:28,027 --> 00:34:33,825 I get wet too because it drips from her. 334 00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:37,495 Wet as a waterslide. 335 00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:44,043 We look at each other with really intense eye contact. 336 00:34:44,127 --> 00:34:47,463 Then we know it is now. 337 00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:59,350 - Okay? - Yes, it's okay. Then two have become one. 338 00:34:59,434 --> 00:35:03,521 But three can also become one. 339 00:35:03,605 --> 00:35:07,150 It's sex math. 340 00:35:07,233 --> 00:35:12,822 - Hold on, what are you doing? - Do you want to start with me? 341 00:35:12,906 --> 00:35:17,076 - I can assist. - He can sit and masturbate in the corner. 342 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:23,082 My God! What the hell? Are you retarded? 343 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:26,878 What? They don't say that anymore. 344 00:35:26,961 --> 00:35:31,424 - What did you think this was? - We thought... 345 00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:35,803 Should I want one threesome with you? How embarrassing! 346 00:35:35,887 --> 00:35:40,975 - Yes, you have taken care of us all evening. - You took her on here. On the shoulder. 347 00:35:41,059 --> 00:35:44,812 Baby, you just sensed my energy. 348 00:35:44,896 --> 00:35:49,817 Namely, you touched her sexually. You put her mouth around your finger. 349 00:35:49,901 --> 00:35:55,615 - I got horny. And you are naked. - Yes, so I can breathe. 350 00:35:57,325 --> 00:36:03,039 - It can be a bit misleading. - Are you afraid of nudity? Boo! 351 00:36:03,122 --> 00:36:08,336 You are naked. We receive the message, but you don't know what you're sending out. 352 00:36:08,419 --> 00:36:11,965 What's up with yours? generation and nudity? 353 00:36:12,048 --> 00:36:18,388 - We are at most five years older than you. - If so much. I must always show ID. 354 00:36:18,471 --> 00:36:24,435 You will have to go. I can't last out to be here. I'm moving. Out. 355 00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:29,524 Okay. Your living room gives me migraine anyway. 356 00:36:29,607 --> 00:36:36,781 - Turn down the sandalwood. - And check out 311. They're really cool. 357 00:36:36,864 --> 00:36:41,536 - And your circulation is to hell. - Get out of here, bastard. 358 00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:46,708 Okay, so we're the bastards. A pearl drapery? What a surprise. 359 00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:52,171 Are we misbegotten? She is malnourished. She asked for it herself. 360 00:36:52,255 --> 00:36:59,387 "A threesome with you guys? Do you mean it?" We can have a threesome if we want. 361 00:36:59,470 --> 00:37:03,349 - What are the rules? - No jealousy. 362 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:08,021 The one we choose is there for our sake. For our pleasure. 363 00:37:08,104 --> 00:37:12,942 They are a dummy, nothing else. It has to be the right person. 364 00:37:13,026 --> 00:37:17,280 We have to agree. Kiss? Touches? Hand thing? 365 00:37:17,363 --> 00:37:20,658 - Yes, damn it. - Below the belt? Where is the limit? 366 00:37:20,742 --> 00:37:24,704 - Where do you want to draw the line? - Nowhere. 367 00:37:24,787 --> 00:37:29,542 We break the boundaries. I'm ready. Fat. It is now. 368 00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:31,878 It is now. We find the unicorn. 369 00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:40,386 Is everything okay? I'll get another one. 370 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:45,099 - What's going on? - We're looking. I save us money. 371 00:37:49,437 --> 00:37:56,110 God, you're already half drunk! How dare you not wait for me? 372 00:37:56,194 --> 00:38:01,658 What about her? It was a test. We must be on the same track. 373 00:38:01,741 --> 00:38:07,121 Sorry, my best friend. - Wait for me before it gets out of hand. 374 00:38:07,205 --> 00:38:11,209 Have you found the dick lollipops? 375 00:38:11,292 --> 00:38:15,713 I can't find it on the GPS. Is it a bar or something? 376 00:38:15,797 --> 00:38:20,426 It's up here on the left. It's a cool club. 377 00:38:20,510 --> 00:38:25,556 - A club? There we go. - You had to wait! I hate you guys. 378 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:30,562 We're not coming from here. Can we come along? 379 00:38:31,938 --> 00:38:33,731 We're with Haley. 380 00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:36,776 - Is that the zip code? - "Nioct"? 381 00:38:36,859 --> 00:38:42,907 - Intensity, damn it. - Damn it. 382 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,827 Now I'm in. 383 00:39:17,650 --> 00:39:22,572 - It's probably not the right place. - I just enjoy the atmosphere. 384 00:39:22,655 --> 00:39:29,120 Relax a little. It's too wild for you. All the hot guys in tiny shorts. 385 00:39:29,203 --> 00:39:35,501 That's fine. I value the body as art. Men like women. 386 00:39:35,585 --> 00:39:42,675 - Nice body, but no thanks. - We have no cash. 387 00:39:42,759 --> 00:39:47,513 - So you can handle it? - Do you think it's funny? 388 00:39:47,597 --> 00:39:52,644 Is it fun? Why are you sitting so long? promote without tipping? 389 00:39:52,727 --> 00:39:57,232 - We have no cash. - Then why are you at a strip club? 390 00:39:57,315 --> 00:40:03,071 If you have no money, you must go. It's not a joke, it's "Intensity". 391 00:40:03,154 --> 00:40:10,328 People here live out their sexuality as adults. They don't laugh like little children. 392 00:40:10,411 --> 00:40:15,875 I feel sorry for people like you. 393 00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:20,338 - You are so limited. - We're just... I don't really know. 394 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:26,469 - Have a better evening. - God, what just happened there? 395 00:40:32,475 --> 00:40:35,937 - Sorry. - You thought it would be fun. 396 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:41,109 A crazy story about that you went to a male strip club. 397 00:40:41,192 --> 00:40:44,904 I don't want to listen to it. 398 00:40:54,581 --> 00:40:59,252 - It wasn't like that. - You have no idea what this requires. 399 00:40:59,335 --> 00:41:04,048 I'm struggling. I paid the house cash and has two pools. 400 00:41:04,132 --> 00:41:08,678 - I have fucked so many girls here. - Aren't you gay? 401 00:41:08,761 --> 00:41:15,351 Yes. I can be gay and fuck women or straight and fuck men. 402 00:41:15,435 --> 00:41:18,479 We have no problems with your privacy. 403 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:22,734 Thanks for stopping by and told me my lifestyle is okay. 404 00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:29,073 - Come on, he's an asshole. - No. I have had a gay experience. 405 00:41:29,157 --> 00:41:34,412 He was a boy. Well, I was boy too. We were both boys. 406 00:41:34,495 --> 00:41:39,334 - What are you talking about? - Have I never told you? Sure? 407 00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:43,296 - Yeah, pretty sure. - Now you will have to tell it. 408 00:41:48,259 --> 00:41:52,472 His name was Corey Crown. We lived in the same neighborhood. 409 00:41:52,555 --> 00:41:55,391 We role-played and drove on roller skates after school. 410 00:41:55,475 --> 00:42:02,148 We were with him. He had stolen his brother's Green Day CD and we danced. 411 00:42:02,232 --> 00:42:07,278 I don't know how began, but we threw away the clothes. 412 00:42:07,362 --> 00:42:09,989 Suddenly we were naked. 413 00:42:10,073 --> 00:42:13,076 We danced around naked, and it was fun. 414 00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:18,790 It was scary and felt wrong, but it didn't matter. 415 00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:26,130 Then I felt something happen with his quirks. And with mine. 416 00:42:26,214 --> 00:42:31,135 - What? - We had iron on. 417 00:42:31,219 --> 00:42:36,975 - Everything takes a toll on you at that age. - Many comics make one hard. 418 00:42:37,058 --> 00:42:41,646 We stood there and stared a little on our little penises. 419 00:42:41,729 --> 00:42:45,942 We walked closer and closer on each other, - 420 00:42:46,025 --> 00:42:51,322 - until we stood face to face, and our little penises were eye to eye. 421 00:42:51,406 --> 00:42:56,995 - And so what? - We let them touch each other a little. 422 00:42:58,288 --> 00:43:03,376 Was that it? Did you let your penises touch each other? 423 00:43:03,459 --> 00:43:07,213 - Your penises kissed. - I feel vulnerable. 424 00:43:07,297 --> 00:43:11,217 No, it's great. I can't believe my ears. 425 00:43:11,301 --> 00:43:17,307 His brother came in, shouted at us and took his CD. We never talked about it again. 426 00:43:17,390 --> 00:43:20,852 Being here brought it up to the surface. 427 00:43:20,935 --> 00:43:27,525 I laughed because I felt intimidated by them. Excuse me. 428 00:43:27,609 --> 00:43:32,280 Okay, that's okay. Forget it. My name is Tyson. 429 00:43:33,448 --> 00:43:36,117 - Cal. - Painting. 430 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,120 Sweet. shots? 431 00:43:41,915 --> 00:43:45,835 Compared to you I matured late. 432 00:43:45,919 --> 00:43:51,215 - My first time was in high school. - You will have to tell that. 433 00:43:51,299 --> 00:43:58,514 His name was Hugh Turner and he was a captain on the boys' lacrosse team. 434 00:43:58,598 --> 00:44:03,353 He sucked it off me one day after training in the coach's office. 435 00:44:03,436 --> 00:44:09,692 - The story was shorter than yours. - It was one of the most... 436 00:44:09,776 --> 00:44:14,864 ...erotic experiences in my life. I can still feel it. 437 00:44:14,948 --> 00:44:18,743 - And then you knew you were gay. - What? No! 438 00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:24,207 Why are you so interested in whether I'm gay or not, - 439 00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:29,420 - or when I found out, that I'm gay, bi or poly? 440 00:44:29,504 --> 00:44:33,841 Don't stall me. And don't box yourself in. 441 00:44:33,925 --> 00:44:39,347 - I dated a girl in college. - And then you knew you were gay. 442 00:44:39,430 --> 00:44:44,310 - Did you have sex? - No, we were just hanging out. 443 00:44:44,394 --> 00:44:49,899 - How long did it last? - We went on a couple of dates. 444 00:44:49,983 --> 00:44:57,240 - Wasn't it just one date? - A couple, but it was nothing big. 445 00:44:57,323 --> 00:45:01,869 - So you've both had a taste. - Yes. 446 00:45:03,955 --> 00:45:09,377 - So you don't have to dance anymore? - No. I love to dance but... 447 00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:13,214 I only do it on special occasions. 448 00:45:13,298 --> 00:45:17,093 Tonight is a special occasion. 449 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:23,683 Okay? Yes, it is. 450 00:45:23,766 --> 00:45:26,811 Bowl. 451 00:45:37,113 --> 00:45:39,115 Yes. 452 00:45:40,533 --> 00:45:45,455 You know the CD "Now, That's What I Call Music"? 453 00:45:45,538 --> 00:45:51,586 - Is this one from that one? - No, but this is what I call music. 454 00:45:51,669 --> 00:45:55,673 Tyson, this place is impressive. 455 00:45:55,757 --> 00:46:02,931 You have your own company and do, what you want every night. I'm jealous. 456 00:46:03,014 --> 00:46:07,602 - You should be. It's fantastic. - That's cool. It's fantastic. 457 00:46:07,685 --> 00:46:13,775 I know my life is better than everyone else's. There are no downsides. 458 00:46:15,235 --> 00:46:19,447 - It is clearly visible. - You are always welcome. 459 00:46:19,530 --> 00:46:23,952 - You are welcome to try dancing if you want. - No, it won't work. 460 00:46:24,035 --> 00:46:30,708 - Stop, you could do that. - Yes, if I had time to practice. 461 00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:35,755 I would never be able to do that. I would get better with time. 462 00:46:35,838 --> 00:46:42,053 What do you mean? you can but you are afraid to try. 463 00:46:42,136 --> 00:46:46,641 Right? You are a little reluctant. 464 00:46:46,724 --> 00:46:50,353 Afraid and worried. 465 00:46:53,565 --> 00:46:57,443 - Come on, I'll teach you. - Get up, Cal. 466 00:46:57,527 --> 00:47:03,908 - My God. - Come on. Dance a little, for starters. 467 00:47:06,744 --> 00:47:08,955 Stop. Stop that. 468 00:47:09,038 --> 00:47:12,292 Stop. Come on. 469 00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:16,713 Calm. Small movements. 470 00:47:16,796 --> 00:47:22,093 - Yes. - What a sensual body you have. 471 00:47:22,176 --> 00:47:26,139 Thanks. You are very strong. 472 00:47:26,222 --> 00:47:30,310 All bodies are amazing, if you know how to appreciate them. 473 00:47:30,393 --> 00:47:35,481 Move your hips. Like yes. Mess with them. 474 00:47:35,565 --> 00:47:41,279 Pretend you have a hula hoop around them. A really heavy one. 475 00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:45,658 It is filled with water and sloshing around. 476 00:47:45,742 --> 00:47:50,288 - The hula hoop is heavy. - Don't let it affect you. 477 00:47:50,371 --> 00:47:53,499 - Do as he does. - I'm trying. 478 00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:57,795 Everyone can. You just have to move body like you've never done before. 479 00:47:57,879 --> 00:48:01,841 You just have to let go. 480 00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:07,180 - Come on, Cal! - You are the world's sexiest man! 481 00:48:07,263 --> 00:48:12,977 The one between the legs is the most sexiest in the world. Everyone wants it. 482 00:48:13,061 --> 00:48:16,814 Look at her with the dick. 483 00:48:16,898 --> 00:48:21,694 - Yes. - Come here. 484 00:48:21,778 --> 00:48:26,616 Give it gas, Cal. It's my imagination. 485 00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:32,997 - We do it together. Don't think. - Give it to him. 486 00:48:36,918 --> 00:48:42,298 Does it feel good? Is it fun? You disobey! 487 00:48:42,382 --> 00:48:46,094 So it is now. 488 00:48:54,852 --> 00:48:58,147 Yes, just let go. 489 00:48:58,231 --> 00:49:03,111 - It was fantastic. - It was so much fun. 490 00:49:03,194 --> 00:49:06,990 Come on. Let go. 491 00:49:07,073 --> 00:49:10,994 My hands become your hands. Come now. 492 00:49:13,997 --> 00:49:19,127 - Come on now. - Should I be mean? 493 00:49:19,210 --> 00:49:23,923 What will you do? Do you want to be mean so be mean. We're just playing. 494 00:49:24,007 --> 00:49:28,303 He is mean. Suck on it. 495 00:49:28,386 --> 00:49:31,347 Suck on it. Don't bite it. Like yes. 496 00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:40,106 - Are you playing? Do you want to do this? - Yes, I will. We all want that. 497 00:49:40,189 --> 00:49:44,569 Do what you want. What do you want? 498 00:49:44,652 --> 00:49:50,533 Should I take it in my mouth? Would that be nice? 499 00:49:50,617 --> 00:49:55,663 Wait, what? Okay, stop. 500 00:49:55,747 --> 00:50:00,043 - What are you doing? - I'll do what you asked me to do. 501 00:50:00,126 --> 00:50:06,007 You only have to do what you want. I thought it was your imagination. 502 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:10,053 - No. - Then we don't do it. 503 00:50:10,136 --> 00:50:16,184 - You were just so ready. Excuse me. - It's okay. You are confused. 504 00:50:16,267 --> 00:50:21,856 - Sorry. - It happens all the time. 505 00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:25,693 - Does it? - Sorry. I wouldn't... 506 00:50:25,777 --> 00:50:31,157 You said you were a little gay. This here was your opportunity to suck dick. 507 00:50:31,241 --> 00:50:37,580 - I don't need that option. - Good thing we stopped in time. 508 00:50:37,664 --> 00:50:43,253 - Thank you. - Shall we have a drink? 509 00:50:43,336 --> 00:50:48,883 - Jeez, I came twice. - What? 510 00:50:48,967 --> 00:50:53,596 I am completely exhausted. 511 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,559 Okay, so you guys really want to do this? 512 00:50:57,642 --> 00:51:02,814 - Yes, we intend to do so. - Yes, we mean it. 513 00:51:02,897 --> 00:51:08,194 You need a professional. Not me, I'm a dancer. 514 00:51:08,278 --> 00:51:13,116 You need a professional. She is incredible. I've known her for years. 515 00:51:13,199 --> 00:51:17,370 If you want a triangle, then she is the right one. 516 00:51:19,330 --> 00:51:24,502 - Is she a prostitute? - No, a top class escort. 517 00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:28,256 Female company of the highest class. 518 00:51:28,339 --> 00:51:32,302 Call her, then she will probably help you. 519 00:51:32,385 --> 00:51:37,807 Okay, that's it now. There is no turning back. 520 00:51:37,890 --> 00:51:43,062 - I'll have a chat with her. - It's like booking an appointment with the hairdresser. 521 00:51:43,146 --> 00:51:47,025 - "Will you suck it off me? Goodbye." - Then we drive. 522 00:51:47,108 --> 00:51:52,155 - Hi, it's April. Leave a message. - You do it. Talk to her. 523 00:51:52,238 --> 00:51:57,702 Hi, this is Mary. I got your number from Tyson. 524 00:51:57,785 --> 00:52:03,166 Do you want to call back? That would be cool, honey. 525 00:52:03,249 --> 00:52:06,753 Great. "Treasures" indicates that you are friendly. 526 00:52:06,836 --> 00:52:12,258 - I sounded like a jazz musician. - I didn't say "taxes". 527 00:52:12,342 --> 00:52:16,930 - "Put skins on the drum." - It's okay. It's over. 528 00:52:17,013 --> 00:52:20,767 Do you have cash? 40 dollars is not enough. 529 00:52:20,850 --> 00:52:25,813 Julia Roberts cost 3,000 per night. In "Pretty Woman". 530 00:52:25,897 --> 00:52:30,944 - Prostitutes have varying prices. - It is not a home loan. 531 00:52:31,027 --> 00:52:35,698 It's 3,000 because Gere drives her to a nice hotel in a sports car. 532 00:52:35,782 --> 00:52:39,994 Did you drive her to a crap hotel in a Honda Civic, it cost less. 533 00:52:40,078 --> 00:52:45,041 Do we want to look poor? You shouldn't have washed the balls. 534 00:52:45,124 --> 00:52:48,920 I know it well. We lose focus. 535 00:52:49,003 --> 00:52:53,216 - I have 300 in the car for emergencies. - Why? 536 00:52:53,299 --> 00:52:57,345 - In my survival bag. - Your zombie bag? You had stopped. 537 00:52:57,428 --> 00:53:01,599 - Only because you teased me about it. - You wanted to hide weapons in the garden. 538 00:53:01,683 --> 00:53:06,896 As far as you know, I haven't. But we have $340 to deal with. 539 00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:10,024 Fine. Satan! 540 00:53:11,776 --> 00:53:16,072 - Hello? - Hi, is it Mary? 541 00:53:16,155 --> 00:53:21,953 No. Yes. Tyson gave us your number. 542 00:53:22,036 --> 00:53:26,666 "Us"? How many are you? 543 00:53:26,749 --> 00:53:32,005 Only two. Me and my boyfriend. Betrothed. He just said "hello". 544 00:53:32,088 --> 00:53:36,801 We were wondering if you want to party a little. 545 00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:43,516 - Partying? I offer home massage. - Say yes, it's code language. 546 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:49,147 That sounds good. I thought what does it cost? 547 00:53:49,230 --> 00:53:55,236 150 dollars for a couples massage. After that, there are variable prices. 548 00:53:55,320 --> 00:54:00,950 - I said so. - Good, great. We are on board with that. 549 00:54:01,034 --> 00:54:06,456 Okay. send me the address then I make a sound when I'm on my way. 550 00:54:06,539 --> 00:54:11,502 If it's a bachelor party or there is a rubber fist, then I'm out. 551 00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:16,007 No, we don't have a rubber fist. That's fine. 552 00:54:16,090 --> 00:54:22,597 - I'm just kidding. See you soon. - Okay. Because it is... Goodbye. 553 00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:28,186 Okay. She sounded really sweet. I drink. 554 00:54:28,269 --> 00:54:34,317 - Wait, you'll get booze-dick. - Yes, I have to perform. 555 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:39,948 We'll have to clean up. We need candles. 556 00:54:40,031 --> 00:54:45,411 You can't have candles on one hotel room. Then it catches fire. 557 00:54:45,495 --> 00:54:51,668 We put fabric over the LED lamps. They doesn't get hot and lasts forever. 558 00:54:51,751 --> 00:54:56,047 Like your booze dick. Well. You will need to calm down. 559 00:54:56,130 --> 00:55:00,551 Get ice cream and money while I cook this turns into a sex palace. 560 00:55:00,635 --> 00:55:05,139 Ice cream and money. What do you say to them here? 561 00:55:05,223 --> 00:55:10,562 - Don't know. It's crazy. Stop. - Crazy in a good way? 562 00:55:10,645 --> 00:55:16,192 - No, the bad one. Turn them off. - Turn them off, okay. 563 00:55:16,276 --> 00:55:21,155 - I'm getting ice cream and money. See you. - Collecting money? 564 00:55:37,171 --> 00:55:40,049 "Ice, Ice Baby!" 565 00:55:43,761 --> 00:55:49,225 - Cali-Cal! Shit. - Charlie? 566 00:55:49,309 --> 00:55:54,022 How is it going? I don't have time. I have to move on. 567 00:55:54,105 --> 00:55:57,734 - Sit down. - What the hell are you doing here? 568 00:55:57,817 --> 00:56:03,698 I snuck out, but I no need to ask permission. 569 00:56:04,741 --> 00:56:10,455 - What's going on? are you ok - Everything is okay. No, it isn't. 570 00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:14,208 - Something like that happens. - It's really late. 571 00:56:14,292 --> 00:56:20,131 - Katie has been unfaithful. - Against you? 572 00:56:20,214 --> 00:56:25,261 - Against you? What's wrong with her? - Look here, I am the pure wild animal. 573 00:56:25,345 --> 00:56:30,767 - It makes no sense. - Has she gone insane? 574 00:56:30,850 --> 00:56:34,103 But I cheated on her first. 575 00:56:34,187 --> 00:56:39,150 But then we were separated. So is it really adultery? 576 00:56:39,234 --> 00:56:44,322 Shall I mix a few drinks? Should I hide my bag? 577 00:56:44,405 --> 00:56:47,909 You never know. 578 00:56:49,661 --> 00:56:51,746 Okay. Hello. 579 00:56:51,829 --> 00:56:57,168 - Our marriage is... A word too fake? - Illegitimate? 580 00:56:57,252 --> 00:57:02,465 - Cheating? A lie? - Those are the wrong words. 581 00:57:02,548 --> 00:57:07,053 - False? - Never mind. Our marriage is fake. 582 00:57:07,136 --> 00:57:09,514 No. 583 00:57:09,597 --> 00:57:13,726 You had sorted out the threads. You are together again. 584 00:57:13,810 --> 00:57:19,274 Yes, when we found out that Katie was pregnant, we would unravel the threads. 585 00:57:19,357 --> 00:57:23,653 So I moved back in. 586 00:57:23,736 --> 00:57:28,825 - Did you find out during the separation? - Yes. 587 00:57:28,908 --> 00:57:33,580 - I knew you were smart. - My God. 588 00:57:33,663 --> 00:57:39,252 The two children inside her may not be mine. 589 00:57:39,335 --> 00:57:44,841 - Hopefully that one is. - That's not how it works. 590 00:57:44,924 --> 00:57:49,220 - I guess they could be yours? - Yes, we still fucked. 591 00:57:49,304 --> 00:57:53,850 But it is difficult not thinking about the alternative. 592 00:57:53,933 --> 00:57:57,562 Yes. What are you going to do? 593 00:57:57,645 --> 00:58:02,191 - What are you going to do? - Keep loving my wife. 594 00:58:02,275 --> 00:58:09,490 She is my one and everything. We must raise the children together, - 595 00:58:09,574 --> 00:58:13,703 -regardless if they are. That's just the way it is. 596 00:58:13,786 --> 00:58:17,248 It will probably work. 597 00:58:17,332 --> 00:58:20,501 I love you, Caleb. 598 00:58:20,585 --> 00:58:26,633 If one day you marry my beautiful, amazing sister-in-law… 599 00:58:26,716 --> 00:58:32,013 - ...we will become family. - Yes, we will. 600 00:58:32,096 --> 00:58:34,265 Brothers. 601 00:58:34,349 --> 00:58:38,603 - Where's Malory? - I have to go now. She is in the room. 602 00:58:38,686 --> 00:58:42,232 Off with you. I sleep here under the stars. 603 00:58:42,315 --> 00:58:47,612 Continue with what you were doing. Oh, can I have a blanket? 604 00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:51,950 Take care of yourself. I love you, Charlie. 605 00:58:52,033 --> 00:58:57,247 Facade! That was the word we couldn't come up with. A facade. 606 00:58:57,330 --> 00:59:02,293 - A facade, yes. Good word. - Yes, a very good word. 607 00:59:06,005 --> 00:59:10,051 I don't know if that's such a good idea. 608 00:59:11,970 --> 00:59:14,639 Is the toilet stopped? 609 00:59:17,976 --> 00:59:22,146 Cal, this is April. April, this is Cal. 610 00:59:24,607 --> 00:59:28,444 Hi, April. My name is Mal. Cal. Caleb. 611 00:59:28,528 --> 00:59:32,240 Cal is fine. Hello. 612 00:59:34,158 --> 00:59:39,497 - Hey, Cal. - Okay, shall we... Hello. 613 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,421 (Drinks?) 614 00:59:48,756 --> 00:59:52,760 And now we all know each other. 615 00:59:54,637 --> 00:59:59,684 Great. You have good timing. It went really fast. 616 01:00:07,233 --> 01:00:11,613 - Why are you in town? - My parents renew their vows. 617 01:00:11,696 --> 01:00:17,410 - How sweet! - It's unbearable, but sweet. 618 01:00:17,493 --> 01:00:19,621 But don't think about it. 619 01:00:19,704 --> 01:00:26,210 We are not armored. We hate armor. Malory really hates them. 620 01:00:26,294 --> 01:00:29,172 Don't worry, I know all the armor here. 621 01:00:29,255 --> 01:00:33,676 I grew up here. It's a small town. My family is friends with the police. 622 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,638 Cool. I don't hate the police. 623 01:00:36,721 --> 01:00:41,392 I texted at a red light and was fined $400. 624 01:00:41,476 --> 01:00:45,188 I'm a little bitter about that. 625 01:00:45,271 --> 01:00:49,901 - It's our first time. - You can feel it. That's fine. 626 01:00:49,984 --> 01:00:52,362 Fine, fine, fine. 627 01:00:54,739 --> 01:01:00,703 - Okay. Hold on, same nail polish. - Stop it, how insane. Bowl. 628 01:01:00,787 --> 01:01:02,997 Bowl. 629 01:01:09,045 --> 01:01:15,009 - Mal usually puts clear varnish on mine. - Maybe he paints a toenail in gold. 630 01:01:15,093 --> 01:01:17,262 Yes, I do. 631 01:01:17,345 --> 01:01:23,017 I started it because it mattered luck. That's my little secret. 632 01:01:23,101 --> 01:01:26,312 Fat. 633 01:01:26,396 --> 01:01:29,816 Where do you want it? 634 01:01:31,067 --> 01:01:35,655 - Have it? - The massage. 635 01:01:37,407 --> 01:01:41,703 - Anywhere. Or on the bed. - On the bed. Or anywhere. 636 01:01:41,786 --> 01:01:44,539 - Or? - That sounds fine. 637 01:01:44,622 --> 01:01:48,293 Who will start? 638 01:01:48,376 --> 01:01:52,422 - Me. - Okay. 639 01:01:52,505 --> 01:01:57,260 - Okay. - Malory begins. 640 01:02:00,221 --> 01:02:03,766 Malory first. 641 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:07,353 - Do you like it? - Yes. 642 01:02:07,437 --> 01:02:11,733 Do you like it when it's gentle? 643 01:02:11,816 --> 01:02:15,320 Malory, your skin is perfect. 644 01:02:15,403 --> 01:02:19,324 It feels great. 645 01:02:41,346 --> 01:02:45,266 Come here. 646 01:02:45,350 --> 01:02:48,853 Don't be shy. 647 01:02:55,193 --> 01:02:57,445 Come here. 648 01:03:07,121 --> 01:03:10,416 Excuse me. 649 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:16,172 - Touch the back of her knee. - Don't do it. 650 01:03:16,256 --> 01:03:20,051 It was fantastic. Thanks. 651 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,097 Okay. 652 01:04:27,869 --> 01:04:32,707 - What? - She kisses better. 653 01:04:32,790 --> 01:04:36,586 - Okay, I didn't bother. - I'm just kidding. 654 01:05:25,301 --> 01:05:28,805 - Are you okay? - Yes, what about you? 655 01:05:28,888 --> 01:05:31,641 Come on. 656 01:05:40,233 --> 01:05:43,236 I go to the toilet. 657 01:05:49,534 --> 01:05:51,411 My God. 658 01:05:58,126 --> 01:06:01,963 Yes... Would you like some water? 659 01:06:04,424 --> 01:06:06,050 No. 660 01:06:07,510 --> 01:06:11,389 - My God. - I'll take these off. 661 01:06:23,568 --> 01:06:27,155 My God. 662 01:06:27,238 --> 01:06:30,408 My God. Yes. 663 01:06:34,037 --> 01:06:37,624 My God! 664 01:06:45,173 --> 01:06:48,509 Okay, I can't. 665 01:06:48,593 --> 01:06:52,722 - What? - I can't do this. 666 01:06:52,805 --> 01:06:57,602 - Take it easy, we can go slowly. - I don't think we can. 667 01:06:57,685 --> 01:07:01,940 - What's going on? - You're not like that when I do it. 668 01:07:02,023 --> 01:07:07,153 You don't twist like that and say not the sounds when i do that. 669 01:07:07,237 --> 01:07:11,699 - When you lick her? - Yes. When I lick you. 670 01:07:11,783 --> 01:07:18,248 - Yeah. You're good at it. - Not so good. And I kissed you. 671 01:07:18,331 --> 01:07:25,546 You didn't even kiss back. I thought, "Fine, I can assist." 672 01:07:25,630 --> 01:07:29,259 I just wanted to rip it off and have fun with it. 673 01:07:29,342 --> 01:07:36,057 But it didn't work. I just can't assist. I can't just watch. 674 01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:40,687 We can take it easy or not. We don't have to do that at all. 675 01:07:40,770 --> 01:07:46,109 Do you want to be with her? Are you more attracted to her than to me? 676 01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:50,863 - No, we do it together. - This is not being together. 677 01:07:50,947 --> 01:07:56,369 - Because you stand and shout at us. - Because I'm angry, Malory. Angry and... 678 01:07:56,452 --> 01:08:03,418 - I'm horny and confused. - Don't worry. You can feel left out. 679 01:08:05,086 --> 01:08:08,881 Feeling left out? Like being chosen at the end? 680 01:08:08,965 --> 01:08:14,637 - You just need to breathe. - Det gør jeg allerede. Det løste jo alt. 681 01:08:14,721 --> 01:08:19,893 Føltes det ikke godt? Ren luft. Det after all, solves all damned problems. 682 01:08:19,976 --> 01:08:24,022 Now relax. It's over. - Undskyld, April. 683 01:08:24,105 --> 01:08:26,941 Cal, vi ville det her. 684 01:08:27,025 --> 01:08:31,696 Det er så typisk dig. It doesn't come as a surprise. 685 01:08:31,779 --> 01:08:36,034 You can't handle the must. Du vil en quite a lot, but can't stomach it. 686 01:08:36,117 --> 01:08:40,580 Lev i nuet. Do it. We're not even married yet. 687 01:08:40,663 --> 01:08:44,792 - It's not about that. - What's wrong with our relationship? 688 01:08:44,876 --> 01:08:49,464 - This is not helping. - Should we be like Katie and Charlie? 689 01:08:49,547 --> 01:08:53,176 "We're going to have kids and drive an SUV." 690 01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:58,348 I ran into Charlie before this happened. They are not doing so well. 691 01:08:58,431 --> 01:09:03,853 What the hell do you want? We have been engaged for four years. It's not normal. 692 01:09:03,937 --> 01:09:08,274 - And it's my fault? - Whose fault is it then? What do we do? 693 01:09:08,358 --> 01:09:11,236 I don't know. 694 01:09:13,071 --> 01:09:18,409 - Lovely. Have you ordered a fourth party? - My God. 695 01:09:18,493 --> 01:09:24,999 - Wait a minute! - I slip away, but you owe me 150. 696 01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,919 For the massage. 697 01:09:30,505 --> 01:09:35,301 - What? - I have called. Charlie has disappeared. 698 01:09:35,385 --> 01:09:38,930 Charlie is fine. He is lying by the pool. 699 01:09:39,013 --> 01:09:41,891 - Who are you? - Hello. 700 01:09:46,062 --> 01:09:50,066 - 150, as I said. - Yes. 701 01:09:50,149 --> 01:09:54,862 - Mal, is that a whore? - She's a masseuse. 702 01:09:58,449 --> 01:10:03,371 Mal, you just chose tonight to to have another threesome? 703 01:10:03,454 --> 01:10:09,919 - Katie... - One more? You had never tried it, had you? 704 01:10:10,003 --> 01:10:14,340 What the hell? We had to this together for the first time. 705 01:10:14,424 --> 01:10:19,762 - Cal, I... - What else have you not told? You lied. 706 01:10:19,846 --> 01:10:24,893 I didn't lie. I just didn't tell because you would get jealous. 707 01:10:24,976 --> 01:10:28,438 I'm not jealous. I am confused. 708 01:10:30,899 --> 01:10:36,279 It's been seven years, Mal. It should be simple. We should know that sort of thing. 709 01:10:40,283 --> 01:10:42,785 And I don't know. 710 01:10:44,203 --> 01:10:49,208 If you don't know, then you don't know. 711 01:11:07,101 --> 01:11:12,440 - Where are you going? - Don't know. I'll pick up Charlie. 712 01:11:16,027 --> 01:11:19,405 Excuse me. I didn't know that. 713 01:11:38,549 --> 01:11:43,721 - Open the window. - He has his own button. Okay! 714 01:11:43,805 --> 01:11:47,892 - I can hold in. - Damn it. 715 01:11:47,976 --> 01:11:52,146 - My God. - My eyes feel like lava. 716 01:11:52,230 --> 01:11:55,942 It can easily be washed away. 717 01:11:56,025 --> 01:12:02,156 - You smell like you're sweating whiskey. - Yes, I've had a long night. 718 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:07,579 get together for the day will be even longer. 719 01:12:07,662 --> 01:12:12,125 - There he is! - How's it going? Are you feeling better? 720 01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:15,086 Yes, a bath was good. 721 01:12:18,631 --> 01:12:22,552 - Would you like a drink? - I guess I'll never drink again. 722 01:12:22,635 --> 01:12:27,599 A wild night in Palm Springs? 723 01:12:27,682 --> 01:12:30,435 I don't gossip. 724 01:12:30,518 --> 01:12:35,690 You know what, when I see you two sitting here, I just want to say, - 725 01:12:35,773 --> 01:12:42,238 - that I am so happy and proud of, that you are part of my family. 726 01:12:42,322 --> 01:12:47,327 - Officially... - Thank you, sir. 727 01:12:47,410 --> 01:12:50,538 ...and unofficially. 728 01:12:50,622 --> 01:12:55,710 Katie, that's the gist. To be able to go through everything as partners. 729 01:12:55,793 --> 01:12:59,505 To understand each other. Where's Cal? 730 01:12:59,589 --> 01:13:02,675 I don't know that. 731 01:13:09,766 --> 01:13:14,479 It was as if that an atomic bomb went off. 732 01:13:14,562 --> 01:13:19,567 Fusion. Fission. Whatever it is. 733 01:13:19,651 --> 01:13:25,573 The two little girls, Katie and Mal, means everything to me. 734 01:13:25,657 --> 01:13:31,454 They found their way to my heart. They grabbed grabbed me and wouldn't let go. 735 01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:37,210 I never said it, but I can don't even have children. It's bog water. 736 01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:42,674 I don't know what happened last night and I don't need to know either, - 737 01:13:42,757 --> 01:13:48,304 - but you must know that the man's ego is a powerful asshole. 738 01:13:48,388 --> 01:13:53,476 It can destroy many things. It's a real candle snuffer. 739 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:58,064 You must learn to accept forgive and move on. 740 01:13:58,147 --> 01:14:01,276 It is the key to happiness. 741 01:14:01,359 --> 01:14:05,071 Hello! There you are. 742 01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:10,034 - No, no, no. - What? Let me see your face. 743 01:14:10,118 --> 01:14:15,748 - It means bad luck to see the bride now. - This does not mean an accident at all. 744 01:14:15,832 --> 01:14:20,920 - Besides, Henry is our mascot. - Where is Henry? 745 01:14:21,004 --> 01:14:26,676 Is he out there getting ready? What do you mean? Where is Henry? 746 01:14:37,729 --> 01:14:43,568 - What should we do? - We have to pick up Henry. 747 01:14:43,651 --> 01:14:48,114 I know that well, but what shall we do? 748 01:14:48,197 --> 01:14:53,161 I don't know that. I can get a lift from my sister. 749 01:14:57,874 --> 01:15:00,919 Okay. 750 01:15:18,144 --> 01:15:20,271 Hey, we're going to pick up Henry. 751 01:15:22,941 --> 01:15:27,445 - Haven't you been called? - What? No, we are not. 752 01:15:27,528 --> 01:15:33,284 Heck too. I'm not trained for this. 753 01:15:33,368 --> 01:15:37,205 What has happened? 754 01:15:37,288 --> 01:15:42,252 Last night, while Henry was sleeping… 755 01:15:45,046 --> 01:15:48,883 Chris and Alex, you goddamn assholes. 756 01:15:48,967 --> 01:15:55,306 - What the hell? Is he dead? - No, no, no! What has happened? 757 01:15:55,390 --> 01:15:58,893 He was old. He just walked away. 758 01:15:58,977 --> 01:16:03,815 He fell asleep quietly, they say. 759 01:16:03,898 --> 01:16:06,776 My condolences. 760 01:16:06,859 --> 01:16:10,905 - What do we do now? - Don't know. Thanks. 761 01:16:10,989 --> 01:16:16,119 I apologize once again. Wait. Wait a little. 762 01:16:16,202 --> 01:16:20,415 - Which Henry is yours? - Adelberg. 763 01:16:20,498 --> 01:16:24,043 Oh, no. 764 01:16:24,127 --> 01:16:29,048 - That was Henry Barnett. - What the hell do you mean? 765 01:16:29,132 --> 01:16:33,845 - Ask that question first. - You have to be a little careful. 766 01:16:33,928 --> 01:16:38,349 - Sorry, that was not my intention... - Where is our Henry? 767 01:16:38,433 --> 01:16:41,185 Room 318. 768 01:16:41,269 --> 01:16:46,983 Sorry, but you just can't go up there. What is your name? 769 01:16:47,066 --> 01:16:50,695 Malory Carter. We are quite busy. 770 01:16:50,778 --> 01:16:55,158 Malory Carter? 771 01:16:55,241 --> 01:16:59,996 - With K? - No, with C. 772 01:17:00,079 --> 01:17:04,334 It cannot be done. You are not on the list of dependents. 773 01:17:04,417 --> 01:17:08,922 Won't you let us go up there? We are busy and this is important. 774 01:17:09,005 --> 01:17:11,883 Such are the rules. I'm sorry. 775 01:17:11,966 --> 01:17:17,138 We've had a rough night and just want to move on. 776 01:17:17,221 --> 01:17:20,266 Won't you help us enough. 777 01:17:22,685 --> 01:17:27,273 - No, it won't work. - Come on now. Nobody answers. 778 01:17:27,357 --> 01:17:32,320 They are preparing the wedding. Can I get HIV? 779 01:17:32,403 --> 01:17:37,659 - I will not leave here empty-handed. - He said no. 780 01:17:37,742 --> 01:17:42,705 What do you do then? I guess they could use it their imagination? Can he marry them? 781 01:17:42,789 --> 01:17:45,667 Do you want to? 782 01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:50,797 - Doesn't it matter? - It is important to my parents. 783 01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:56,970 What's up with the idiot in there? He must not win. I want to win. 784 01:17:57,053 --> 01:18:02,767 Hi, can I borrow the toilet? I have to pee. 785 01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:06,854 There's one over there. 786 01:18:21,869 --> 01:18:25,623 Where are you going? 787 01:18:25,707 --> 01:18:31,045 - Is there a toilet over here? - The guest toilet is there. Wait here. 788 01:18:32,797 --> 01:18:36,342 Sorry, Gabe. Gabe, excuse me. 789 01:18:36,426 --> 01:18:42,765 I just wanted to say that the toilet is clammy. Someone spray painted it. 790 01:18:42,849 --> 01:18:47,228 It's always like that because of all that laxative that they take. 791 01:18:48,688 --> 01:18:51,941 Don't you want to clean it? 792 01:18:53,818 --> 01:18:59,866 Janitor to the guest toilet. - I must not leave the counter. 793 01:18:59,949 --> 01:19:03,536 See you in the car. 794 01:19:05,371 --> 01:19:10,460 - Cal... - Okay. 795 01:19:10,543 --> 01:19:13,338 We free Henry. 796 01:19:13,421 --> 01:19:17,175 It's a nice shirt. 797 01:19:17,258 --> 01:19:23,848 - That's the one you get. Everyone has one. - The color is... Do you have a girlfriend? 798 01:19:28,394 --> 01:19:35,276 - Not at the moment. - I know someone who probably likes you. 799 01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:39,781 Yes. I am interested. 800 01:19:46,287 --> 01:19:49,874 Is that normal? 801 01:19:49,958 --> 01:19:54,128 Satan! It's on fire! Damn it too. 802 01:19:54,212 --> 01:20:00,343 - Did you see who did it? - A guy with white hair and a cigarette. 803 01:20:00,426 --> 01:20:05,723 - We have an emergency. - Get him. See you at the car. 804 01:20:27,870 --> 01:20:30,206 You know I can go, right? 805 01:20:37,297 --> 01:20:41,175 I need help! Come over here! 806 01:20:53,688 --> 01:20:59,277 - It was insane! - It was fantastic! 807 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:04,657 Mal, that was cool. You saw the opportunity and grabbed it. 808 01:21:04,741 --> 01:21:11,998 - How did you even find him? - We have to kidnap more people. 809 01:21:12,081 --> 01:21:17,712 - The emergency rockets were unnecessary. - I liked the emergency rockets. 810 01:21:17,795 --> 01:21:20,632 It was a nice detail. 811 01:21:33,645 --> 01:21:35,980 Wait a minute. 812 01:21:36,064 --> 01:21:41,027 I will just read the speech as I must stay during the wedding and practice a little. 813 01:21:41,110 --> 01:21:46,366 - I have to help with the chairs. - I need two. It goes fast. 814 01:21:46,449 --> 01:21:49,619 Okay, that's it now. 815 01:21:49,702 --> 01:21:54,165 "Marriage. It's silly, idiotic, even insane-" 816 01:21:54,249 --> 01:22:00,380 "-to believe that there is one out there, that we think we can find-" 817 01:22:00,463 --> 01:22:03,508 "-and live the perfect, happy life together." 818 01:22:03,591 --> 01:22:07,095 - Isn't that a bit hard? - One moment. 819 01:22:07,178 --> 01:22:12,392 "And yet the two stand here and say: 'We commit to madness.'" 820 01:22:12,475 --> 01:22:17,647 "They say, 'Rationality is against us. The divorce statistics are against us.'" 821 01:22:17,730 --> 01:22:20,358 "We both have our faults, -" 822 01:22:20,441 --> 01:22:26,197 "-but we continue to challenge them forces that threaten our unity." 823 01:22:26,281 --> 01:22:33,079 "As sailors at sea, they have experienced everything and yet they stand together-" 824 01:22:33,162 --> 01:22:38,334 "-to overcome the next one storm and the next after it." 825 01:22:38,418 --> 01:22:44,507 "Today we celebrate that audacity and lack of rationality, -" 826 01:22:44,591 --> 01:22:49,012 "which has made this couple so strong." 827 01:22:49,095 --> 01:22:54,726 “We celebrate love and all its beautiful flaws." 828 01:22:54,809 --> 01:23:00,189 And so they must of course exchange rings 829 01:23:00,273 --> 01:23:05,820 - Okay. Wait, we have it here. - What about you? 830 01:23:13,202 --> 01:23:17,957 - What is it? - It's from the smoke grenade. 831 01:23:18,041 --> 01:23:22,545 - Okay. - Perfect. 832 01:23:22,629 --> 01:23:25,423 Good then. Cal. 833 01:23:25,506 --> 01:23:32,805 Do you take Mal for your real love wife forever? 834 01:23:34,223 --> 01:23:38,394 - Yes. - Like that. 835 01:23:39,771 --> 01:23:41,856 The ring is sticky. 836 01:23:41,940 --> 01:23:44,234 Goal. 837 01:23:44,317 --> 01:23:49,322 Are you taking Cal for your guy forever and ever? 838 01:23:51,824 --> 01:23:54,494 Yes. 839 01:23:54,577 --> 01:24:01,125 - It's a bit big. - They just have to make it smaller. 840 01:24:01,209 --> 01:24:02,919 Okay. 841 01:24:03,002 --> 01:24:09,884 Then I pronounce you husband and wife. 842 01:24:09,968 --> 01:24:13,888 Kiss each other, you maniacs. 843 01:24:13,972 --> 01:24:17,183 Or don't. I don't care. 844 01:24:17,267 --> 01:24:21,479 You don't have to kiss. 845 01:24:36,578 --> 01:24:40,999 - You're actually a better kisser than me. - I know that well. 846 01:24:44,544 --> 01:24:48,673 - Sorry. - In the same way. 847 01:24:50,592 --> 01:24:56,222 - Has Henry married us in secret? - I think so. 848 01:24:56,306 --> 01:25:00,643 He is good. Too good. 849 01:25:00,727 --> 01:25:05,899 - Does it feel different? - It feels good. 850 01:25:05,982 --> 01:25:11,237 It feels really good, but no different. Should it do it? 851 01:25:12,864 --> 01:25:17,827 It's probably because that technically we are not married. 852 01:25:17,911 --> 01:25:22,332 - Only in the eyes of Henry and God. - We need a marriage certificate. 853 01:25:22,415 --> 01:25:27,837 - We can pick it up tomorrow. - Yes. No, they are closed on Sundays. 854 01:25:27,921 --> 01:25:33,718 - Okay. Monday? - It will be difficult. Tuesday is better. 855 01:25:33,801 --> 01:25:37,263 - I work there. - Wednesday, then? 856 01:25:37,347 --> 01:25:44,437 - I can ask for time off... - No, why did I suggest that? 857 01:25:46,064 --> 01:25:49,776 - I love you. - I love you too. 858 01:26:38,825 --> 01:26:43,580 What time is it? Ugh, an insect! 859 01:26:43,663 --> 01:26:49,127 - It's the biggest insect I've seen! - Get it away! 860 01:26:49,210 --> 01:26:55,717 Like a water slide. He just flies in. 861 01:26:55,800 --> 01:27:01,347 - But first the candles. - Oops, I skipped that. 862 01:27:03,308 --> 01:27:09,147 - Draw outside the lines. Cool. - Like children. 863 01:27:09,230 --> 01:27:14,193 - Kids who fuck. - I like that. 864 01:27:14,277 --> 01:27:16,905 You guys are pretty cool. 865 01:27:16,988 --> 01:27:22,285 - Another Sriracharita? - Someone has spray painted the toilet. 866 01:27:22,368 --> 01:27:29,667 There's crap all over it. I can't. I do it. 867 01:27:29,751 --> 01:27:35,340 - There's shit everywhere. It's sticky. - Cursed beasts. 868 01:27:37,634 --> 01:27:40,428 I did it. 869 01:27:40,511 --> 01:27:46,184 I can't believe I'm going to town. I have so much paperwork. 870 01:27:46,267 --> 01:27:51,064 I have a deadline next week. Why did I study law? 871 01:27:51,147 --> 01:27:54,067 I should have been Instagram model. 872 01:27:54,150 --> 01:27:57,403 They don't care about that people make fun of them. 873 01:27:57,487 --> 01:28:02,533 Is that what you want? then I suggest you go. 874 01:28:03,826 --> 01:28:06,246 Smoke comes out of the ears. 875 01:28:06,329 --> 01:28:11,167 - A prostitute? - No, not a tueret. 876 01:28:13,169 --> 01:28:17,131 - A prostitute? - No, not a tueret. 877 01:28:19,801 --> 01:28:25,390 - A prostitute? - No, a high quality escort. 878 01:28:25,473 --> 01:28:29,143 Female company of the highest class. 879 01:28:30,895 --> 01:28:36,818 I was there for three months, and that I learned was to breathe. Then do it. 880 01:28:39,279 --> 01:28:45,535 Let it out. And let's hope that the patient survives. 881 01:28:45,618 --> 01:28:50,206 I have only been together with 39 men in my life. 882 01:28:50,290 --> 01:28:52,417 There are many. 883 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:58,381 - Okay, Leanna Carlson. - Why do you say "okay"? 884 01:28:58,464 --> 01:29:01,134 Do you know her? 885 01:29:01,217 --> 01:29:08,349 You are not on the list of dependents, and it is one of the most important lists. 886 01:29:16,774 --> 01:29:23,031 Subtitles: J. Petersen