1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:05,580 (nighttime sounds) 2 00:00:10,252 --> 00:00:12,919 (ominous music) 3 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,353 - Looks like nobody's been up here for a while. 4 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:22,301 - Come on. 5 00:01:22,301 --> 00:01:24,290 - Do you think that's good idea? 6 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:25,930 - Where's your sense of adventure? 7 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:27,720 I always dreamed of getting swept off my feet by 8 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,100 Indiana Jones, and I wind up with Woody Allen. 9 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:30,933 Come on. 10 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,820 - Looks like it might've been some kind of 11 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,047 military installation . 12 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:56,010 - Cool, you think there's any old warheads lying around? 13 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:07,623 - Davey, over here, there's a swimming pool. 14 00:02:11,582 --> 00:02:13,973 - (stuttering) I think we better be getting back now. 15 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,970 - Why, what are you so afraid of? 16 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,440 - Your uncle. 17 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,733 - There's nothing he can do to you, you big pansy. 18 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,340 Once I turned 18, all rights he held over me 19 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,910 as my guardian... 20 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:29,160 They went out the window. 21 00:02:34,812 --> 00:02:36,400 - (stuttering) Okay. 22 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,240 You're right. 23 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,390 But seriously... 24 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,340 This looks like the kind of place that people made 25 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:43,703 not to be found, you know. 26 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:47,178 I mean you don't know what's in that pool. 27 00:02:47,178 --> 00:02:48,623 It might not even be water. 28 00:02:50,799 --> 00:02:53,720 - (sarcastically) Oo, you mean slimy monsters? 29 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,463 - Barbara, don't do that. 30 00:02:55,463 --> 00:02:57,113 - Looks like water to me. 31 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:02,702 (screaming) 32 00:03:02,702 --> 00:03:03,969 - Oh my god! 33 00:03:03,969 --> 00:03:06,027 Barbara! 34 00:03:06,027 --> 00:03:07,740 (Barbara laughs) 35 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:10,307 - You are so gullible. 36 00:03:10,307 --> 00:03:12,890 (Dave screams) 37 00:03:13,955 --> 00:03:16,146 - (panting) Jesus, it's freezing! 38 00:03:16,146 --> 00:03:20,013 What, are you nuts?! (Barbara laughing) 39 00:03:20,013 --> 00:03:22,913 - Have you ever seen "The Creature From The Black Lagoon"? 40 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:26,963 - No. 41 00:03:29,805 --> 00:03:33,007 - Well, how about "Attack of the Crab Monsters"? 42 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:35,463 - Uh-uh. 43 00:03:45,447 --> 00:03:46,693 - Are you still cold? 44 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,150 - Only in the... 45 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,573 Least important places. 46 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,110 Thanks. 47 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:04,943 It'll help. 48 00:04:13,145 --> 00:04:15,478 - What's that slimy monster? 49 00:04:16,346 --> 00:04:18,084 - You wanna play with it, little girl? 50 00:04:18,084 --> 00:04:19,251 - Come get me. 51 00:04:23,742 --> 00:04:24,575 - Okay. 52 00:04:31,599 --> 00:04:32,432 Ow! 53 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,170 Barbara, cut it out, 54 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:36,900 it's starting to really hurt now, okay. 55 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:40,295 - What I didn't touch you, I'm over here! 56 00:04:40,295 --> 00:04:42,908 - The hell you didn't, you yanked off my... 57 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:46,072 You know again. (Dave screams) 58 00:04:46,072 --> 00:04:47,701 Something bit me. (Dave screams) 59 00:04:47,701 --> 00:04:49,532 - Davey, swim ,get out of the pool! 60 00:04:49,532 --> 00:04:52,115 (Dave screams) 61 00:04:54,184 --> 00:04:56,851 - [Barbara] Get out of the pool! 62 00:05:01,822 --> 00:05:05,489 (Barbara screams and pants) 63 00:05:17,033 --> 00:05:19,783 (ominous music) 64 00:05:42,649 --> 00:05:46,066 (sirens in the distance) 65 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:50,980 - No, she was always rebellious, 66 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,780 but I'm damned if I ever thought she'd pull something 67 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:54,470 like this, I mean... 68 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:55,760 And it is my fault, I... 69 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,060 I know I should have listened to her more. 70 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,480 - JR, we'll... 71 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,630 Find Barbara, and we'll bring her back in time for 72 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,733 the opening on Friday. 73 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:09,870 - I hope you won't take this the wrong way, miss? 74 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,550 - McNamara. - McNamara, 75 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:14,200 Don't you think somebody a little more experienced 76 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,860 might be better suited for this, Earl? 77 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:19,373 - Maggie has the best record in the agency, JR. 78 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:23,770 - I'll find your niece, Mister Randolph, I promise. 79 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:27,830 - [Earl] We'll be in touch when we hear something, JR, okay? 80 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:29,030 - I appreciate it, Earl. 81 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,710 - Miss McNamara. - Nice to meet you. 82 00:06:39,285 --> 00:06:41,285 (sighs) 83 00:06:43,516 --> 00:06:46,340 - I don't have to tell you when an important client 84 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:48,610 JR Randolph is, do I? 85 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:50,480 - Largest land developer in the region, 86 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,530 JR's latest venture is the Lost River Resort, 87 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,050 which cost about 16 million, 88 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:55,900 and has it's grand opening on Friday. 89 00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:57,820 - It's very good... 90 00:06:58,810 --> 00:07:01,500 Hopefully the information on the youngest generation 91 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,422 will be as easy to find. 92 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:06,170 - Oh, Earl, I'm two-thirds bloodhound, remember? 93 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:08,397 Even if I don't look it. 94 00:07:08,397 --> 00:07:11,230 (relaxing music) 95 00:07:19,601 --> 00:07:21,184 - Look at you, look at you! 96 00:07:21,184 --> 00:07:26,184 Oh, you are a beauty. 97 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,120 - Yeah, yeah, see, chicken, 98 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,850 bag of pasta, 99 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:50,490 and one bottle of Andy Jackson Bourbon. 100 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:52,073 - Ah, give it here. 101 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:55,973 My one guilty pleasure. 102 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,830 Have I missed anything? 103 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:00,280 - Back in the world? 104 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,370 Nothing. 105 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:02,570 The usual. 106 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:05,900 People lousen up the land, fowling up the waters, 107 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:08,710 screwing up the air, but then complaining 'cause 108 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:11,690 "They don't enjoy life anymore". 109 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:13,683 We're better off up here by ourselves. 110 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:16,630 (coughing) 111 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:20,210 So how is the great one-word-a-day American novel 112 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,083 coming along? 113 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,120 - Well... 114 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,430 It's seven words greater than it was the last time 115 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:26,820 you were here. 116 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:29,023 - Poppa H would be disappointed. 117 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,483 Brandy, I think it's time for us to go. 118 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:36,600 Maybe by the time we get back, Paul will have a whole 119 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,903 new paragraph for us to critique. 120 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,890 - Hey, give that dog a bath, 121 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,953 smells like fish. (dog barks) 122 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,290 (knock on door) It's open! 123 00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:53,413 - Paul Grogan? 124 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:58,263 My name's Maggie McNamara, I work for Lyon Investigations. 125 00:08:59,150 --> 00:09:00,290 - [Paul] Who's that? 126 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,263 - Detective agency. 127 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:09,350 - I thought PI's wore trench coats, and have those 128 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:10,733 little stubbly beards. 129 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:16,100 - Well, it's the 90's, we've become liberated. 130 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:17,700 - My ex-wife sent you? 131 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,120 - No, I'm looking for a... 132 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,170 A young man, and woman, who disappeared about a week ago. 133 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,820 They were last seen in this area. 134 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:28,953 Your friend, Jack thought you might be able to help me. 135 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,737 - No, never saw 'em. 136 00:09:34,329 --> 00:09:36,093 Talk to the sheriff's people? 137 00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:38,943 - (sighs) Yes, if they knew anything, I wouldn't be here. 138 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:46,020 I thought maybe they would follow the river. 139 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:49,173 - Well... 140 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:52,570 If they drown in the river, they've been swept downstream 141 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:53,422 to the dam. 142 00:09:53,422 --> 00:09:54,255 Ouch. 143 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:55,970 So you're starting at the wrong end. 144 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,250 - Am I interrupting something? 145 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,083 - Look... 146 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:02,950 I haven't seen them, or anyone else for that matter, 147 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,410 see, that's why I live up here in the wilds of nature. 148 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:06,310 Sorry, can't help. 149 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:10,410 - Well, are there any other shacks around here? 150 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,290 - Cabin, this is a cabin. 151 00:10:12,290 --> 00:10:15,020 - [Maggie] Right, well are there any more of those? 152 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,993 Somewhere they might be shacked up? 153 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:19,483 - That's cute. 154 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,183 You got a whip? 155 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:28,330 Well, there's an old army test site up on the mountain, 156 00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,810 that's been closed down for four, or five, years. 157 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:33,030 - You're taking me there. - Oh no, I'm not. 158 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,360 - Yes... 159 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,193 Yes you are. 160 00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:46,247 (birds chirping) 161 00:10:58,930 --> 00:10:59,763 - Well... 162 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,433 Where to now? 163 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:06,581 (ominous tense music) 164 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,073 Not here. 165 00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:39,430 Well, there's no signs of life, 166 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:41,080 can we go now? 167 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:41,997 - Not yet. 168 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,573 Paul. 169 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,510 (tense music) 170 00:12:28,696 --> 00:12:30,870 What ere they testing here? 171 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:32,143 - God knows. 172 00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:36,350 Went hiking up here once with my ex-wife, 173 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:40,097 there was guard dogs, electrified fences, the whole show. 174 00:12:58,697 --> 00:13:00,150 - B-R. 175 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:01,053 Barbara Randolph. 176 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:04,853 - Randolph? 177 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,540 As in Randolph Land Development, 178 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:10,193 the Randolph Building downtown, Randolph Boulevard? 179 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,510 - I don't work cheap. - Jesus. 180 00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:15,653 Working for the enemy. 181 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:20,203 Well. (screeching) 182 00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:23,230 If they had drown in here, 183 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:25,663 wouldn't their bodies be floating on top by now? 184 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,670 - No, not necessarily. 185 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,903 Takes a while for the body bloat with gas. 186 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,313 - Nice business you're in. 187 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:38,943 - Wonder if there's anyway we could drain this pool. 188 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:51,053 (water pumps running) 189 00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:58,218 (ominous music) 190 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,070 They've definitely been here, 191 00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:23,850 unless they brought a change of clothes. 192 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,540 I think we ought to drain the pool. 193 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,400 Paul. 194 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,060 If this still works, it's the quickest way to find out 195 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,188 whether they're down here. 196 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:50,188 - (sarcastically) I can't wait. 197 00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:55,282 (alarm sounding) 198 00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:04,987 - What are you doing? 199 00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:10,251 (Maggie screams) 200 00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:25,162 - Paul! 201 00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:28,734 Paul! 202 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:37,786 (Maggie screams) 203 00:16:16,904 --> 00:16:18,690 - Are you okay? 204 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,160 - Yeah, how about you? 205 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,090 - Oh, man! 206 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:25,160 I thought you PI's knew all that kung fu stuff. 207 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,933 - I never passed the course. 208 00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:32,600 She's still breathing. 209 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,170 - No thanks to you. 210 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,040 - What was I supposed to do? 211 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,293 You weren't much help. 212 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,260 Give me a sip of that. 213 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,563 - It ain't Avion, Tori. 214 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,280 - Oh god, you're right. 215 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,763 What's in the sack? 216 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:02,993 - Roadkill. 217 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,430 - Jesus. 218 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:07,493 - Every all American girl needs a hobby. 219 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,530 - [Paul] What is it? 220 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:16,523 - Salt water. 221 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,810 Where does this drain to? 222 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:24,450 - Well, it was a fish hatchery before the army took it over, 223 00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,120 probably drains underground into the river. 224 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,628 - Paul. 225 00:17:28,628 --> 00:17:31,295 (ominous music) 226 00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:39,066 Looks like a dog, or something. 227 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:43,110 If those kids drowned in here, then the remains would be 228 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,530 in the river by now . 229 00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:48,028 - [Paul] Dammit. 230 00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:55,403 - She must've hot-wired it. 231 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,150 She's alive. 232 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,120 - You spot anything broken? 233 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,810 - What do you want, Florence Nightingale for Christ's sake? 234 00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:28,908 I don't know, look, her head's glean, she's unconscious. 235 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,100 - Well, let's pick her up, and carry her back to the cabin, 236 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,540 if she cries out in pain, then somethings' broken. 237 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,373 - Carry her? 238 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,337 - Don't worry, catch your breath, I'll start. 239 00:18:38,337 --> 00:18:40,754 - No, I'll do it, I'll do it. 240 00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:45,320 - Oh, Brandy, I tell ya, catching em's good, 241 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,773 eating em's good, but cleaning em really sucks. 242 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:50,980 (dog barks) 243 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,443 Now, what's gotten into you? 244 00:18:53,729 --> 00:18:57,537 It's the same old river out there, same as always. 245 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,610 I swear sometimes I think you're getting senile, 246 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:01,890 soft in the head. 247 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:09,852 (screeching) (Jack screaming) 248 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:25,830 - Nice fish... 249 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,370 Where'd you catch it? 250 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:29,800 - Catch it, I bought it, it cost me 500 bucks, 251 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,310 there's no way we're gonna get her to town 252 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,390 without your Jeep. 253 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:34,140 - Well, I can't believe you don't have a telephone. 254 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,450 I mean what happens if you needed help in an emergency? 255 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:39,120 - I don't need help, and I don't have emergencies. 256 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,950 - Where's the nearest help then? 257 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,120 Cause she probably has a fractured skull. 258 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:43,953 - Well, we'll get her to the dam, 259 00:19:43,953 --> 00:19:45,890 there's always a ranger there. 260 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,160 - Okay... 261 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,160 How do we get there? 262 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,290 - A raft. 263 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,223 - Ugh, cut the Grizzly Adams crap, how do we get there? 264 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:57,681 - Alright, I read my daughter Huckleberry Finn last summer, 265 00:19:57,681 --> 00:20:00,050 We wanted to light out for the territories right the, 266 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:02,510 so I built this as a compromise. 267 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:06,410 - Well, it looks authentic. - I cut the logs myself. 268 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,160 There's not a nail in it, 269 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,460 it's all lashed with rope. 270 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,200 - Where's your daughter now? 271 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,650 - Well, she visits during the summer, 272 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,074 but she's at camp for a few days. 273 00:20:19,074 --> 00:20:20,850 - So how sturdy is thing? 274 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:23,180 - I don't know, we never tried it. 275 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,612 My daughter's afraid of the water. 276 00:20:25,612 --> 00:20:27,947 - Look, Susan, all you have to do is swim out to marker, 277 00:20:27,947 --> 00:20:29,360 and back. 278 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:33,311 I'm sure you swim twice that, when you're swimming. 279 00:20:33,311 --> 00:20:34,523 - This is stupid. 280 00:20:34,523 --> 00:20:37,080 Why should I swim in some scummy old river. 281 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,669 - Because if you don't do your solo swim, 282 00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:41,755 then you can't get your Water Scout badge. 283 00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:42,950 - Laura! 284 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,050 Letter for you, Laura. 285 00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:48,982 Still haven't done your solo swim, Susie. 286 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:49,815 - No. 287 00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:52,980 - The entire camp is going across the river tomorrow 288 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:56,200 to be in a TV commercial for the Lost River Resort. 289 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,790 Now... 290 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,053 Unless you suck it up, and do your solo swim, 291 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,540 you won't get to be on TV with the rest of the kids. 292 00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:06,160 - Gina, do you have any mail for her? 293 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:06,993 - Nope. 294 00:21:06,993 --> 00:21:09,160 - Then why don't you get out of here. 295 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,053 - Guts, Susie! 296 00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:12,923 - What a bitch. 297 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,281 - [Maggie] I wish you'd come too. 298 00:21:18,281 --> 00:21:20,181 - [Paul] You're lucky, she's not dead. 299 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:24,009 - Who do you think she is? 300 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,023 - Goddamn nutcase, that's who. 301 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,060 - How far till we get to dam? 302 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,610 - Well, we can't make it before dark, 303 00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:37,560 we're gonna have to camp for the night. 304 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,167 - We have to spend a whole night with her? 305 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,737 - Don't worry, if she snores, I'll nudge her. 306 00:21:51,698 --> 00:21:54,448 (ominous music) 307 00:21:58,161 --> 00:21:59,578 - Come on Brandy! 308 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,530 Hey Brandy. 309 00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:06,778 Jesus! 310 00:22:08,316 --> 00:22:09,149 Hurry up. 311 00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,110 - Oh my god. 312 00:22:13,110 --> 00:22:13,943 Human blood. 313 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,036 - [Paul] Jack! 314 00:22:19,036 --> 00:22:19,880 Jack! 315 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,709 Jesus Christ. 316 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:22,980 Jack! 317 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:24,695 Come on, follow the dog. 318 00:22:24,695 --> 00:22:25,974 Jack! 319 00:22:25,974 --> 00:22:28,724 (ominous music) 320 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,250 - Oh my god. - Oh my god. 321 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,730 I can't believe it, Brandy. 322 00:22:50,782 --> 00:22:52,532 - [Maggie] I'm sorry. 323 00:22:55,143 --> 00:22:56,523 - I'll go get a shovel. 324 00:22:58,425 --> 00:23:01,342 He wouldn't want to buried in town. 325 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,060 - He was quite thick.. 326 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,523 Like an ancient tree stump. 327 00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:19,883 His gnarled skin, the color of iron. 328 00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,963 His eyes was so old, 329 00:23:23,963 --> 00:23:28,620 that his eyelids sank to the ground like 330 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:31,233 two thick ropes. 331 00:23:32,157 --> 00:23:35,403 "Raise my eyelids", he said. 332 00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:38,530 And the demons... 333 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:42,443 They peeled his heavy eyelids back. 334 00:23:44,127 --> 00:23:45,763 "There", he said. 335 00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:50,517 And in a voice like a earthquake, 336 00:23:50,517 --> 00:23:53,980 "There he is", 337 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:55,303 - Bah! (children screaming) 338 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:56,136 - No! 339 00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:58,160 - Easy, easy now. 340 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,927 - Razor teeth, the razor teeth. 341 00:23:59,927 --> 00:24:02,053 - What's that, what's razor teeth? 342 00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:04,963 - [Dr. Baines] Let me go! 343 00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:06,550 - What's going on out here, huh? 344 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,660 - She must have a concussion, she's not making any sense. 345 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,340 - Well, allow me to have a go at it, alright. 346 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:12,522 Hello there! 347 00:24:12,522 --> 00:24:13,740 Are you awake?! 348 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:15,683 What happened with Barbara and David?! 349 00:24:15,683 --> 00:24:17,003 Where are they?! - No. 350 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:20,992 They breed, there's no way to stop them. 351 00:24:20,992 --> 00:24:22,384 No way. 352 00:24:22,384 --> 00:24:23,840 - Someone's completely mental. 353 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,660 - Paul, that's not the way to handle this. 354 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:27,440 - We'll just let the authorities beat it our of her 355 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,273 tomorrow. 356 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,373 - They'll kill me. 357 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:36,184 (stuttering) They'll kill me. 358 00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:38,101 They'll kill all of us. 359 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,930 - Alright, miss short-term memory, 360 00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:50,280 number one, what happened to David and Barbara. 361 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:56,020 Okay. 362 00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,570 Number two, what the hell were you doing up 363 00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:00,150 In an army test site? 364 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:01,410 - Stop that! 365 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:02,600 - Stop what? 366 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,500 - Your hand, take it out of the water. 367 00:25:06,152 --> 00:25:08,140 - It speaks. 368 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,400 - What's wrong with the water? 369 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,030 - Excuse me. 370 00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:11,880 What's your name? 371 00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:14,303 - Dr. Leticia Baines. 372 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,300 - What's wrong with the water? 373 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,233 - It's full of carnivorous fish, piranha. 374 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:28,030 - For god's sakes - Paul, shut up. 375 00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:29,930 - What are piranha doing in the river? 376 00:25:29,930 --> 00:25:31,653 - You let em in... 377 00:25:31,653 --> 00:25:34,010 When you drained the pool at the test site. 378 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,344 If you hadn't done it in such a hurry-- 379 00:25:35,344 --> 00:25:36,350 - Load of crock... 380 00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:37,793 - [Maggie] Paul! 381 00:25:37,793 --> 00:25:40,760 - Piranha are tropical fish, this is cold mountain water, 382 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,420 they wouldn't last for a minute up here. 383 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:44,170 - Yeah, but what about Jack's feet? 384 00:25:45,162 --> 00:25:47,083 And the skeleton at the bottom of the pool? 385 00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:52,577 - What were piranha doing in that pool? 386 00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:55,163 - Untie me, please! 387 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,300 - Why don't we just dip you in the water a bit, 388 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,681 and see if you're telling the truth or not? 389 00:26:01,681 --> 00:26:04,181 (dog barking) 390 00:26:06,290 --> 00:26:07,123 Brandy! 391 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,491 - [Maggie] Brandy! 392 00:26:10,491 --> 00:26:14,005 Sh, Brandy! 393 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:14,838 Brandy! 394 00:26:15,737 --> 00:26:16,573 Brandy! 395 00:26:16,573 --> 00:26:17,406 - Brandy! 396 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,374 Brandy! 397 00:26:19,374 --> 00:26:21,091 - Don't put your hand in! 398 00:26:21,091 --> 00:26:22,854 (screeching) (Brandy yelping) 399 00:26:22,854 --> 00:26:24,163 - Help me! 400 00:26:24,163 --> 00:26:26,352 - Brandy! (screeching) 401 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:27,185 Brandy! 402 00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:30,352 - [Dr. Baines] Don't put your hand in. 403 00:26:50,699 --> 00:26:52,630 - She attacked. 404 00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:54,980 She knew what they were, and she attacked them. 405 00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:05,183 - Jesus. 406 00:27:06,931 --> 00:27:08,531 Look at the size of these teeth. 407 00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:11,770 Is it... 408 00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:16,610 - [Dr. Baines] Serrasalmus Mutandis... 409 00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:17,883 A brand new species. 410 00:27:25,081 --> 00:27:26,131 - [Kid] What's wrong? 411 00:27:27,066 --> 00:27:28,413 - Damned if I knew. 412 00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:31,267 The guy at the store told me it was strong enough to 413 00:27:31,267 --> 00:27:33,140 hold a 20 pound catfish. 414 00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:36,930 Look at this, damn thing must have been maid in Taiwan 415 00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:38,040 or some place. 416 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,313 See, I tell you, ain't nothing like a good old American net. 417 00:27:42,438 --> 00:27:45,860 - Well, maybe something bit through it or something. 418 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:48,550 - Nothing in this river got anything strong enough to bite 419 00:27:48,550 --> 00:27:49,830 that. 420 00:27:49,830 --> 00:27:52,870 No, the guy just beat us, that's all. 421 00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:53,840 Yip, 422 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,370 just a piece of Taiwan crap. 423 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,757 Come on, let's go down to the other one. 424 00:27:58,757 --> 00:28:01,680 Now that one was made in New Jersey. 425 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,310 - Okay, campers. 426 00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:06,130 I know you all wanna do a great job on this commercial 427 00:28:06,130 --> 00:28:08,363 for Mr. Wechsler, our director. 428 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,865 - Everybody, just call me Terry. 429 00:28:13,865 --> 00:28:14,698 - Terry. 430 00:28:15,690 --> 00:28:18,060 I think you all know your line by now. 431 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,201 Let's hear it. 432 00:28:19,201 --> 00:28:20,563 - [All] (unenthusiastically) It's great! 433 00:28:24,991 --> 00:28:29,040 - Feel like it's snagged on something in the bottom. 434 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,253 Dammit, damn arm is tangled up in it. 435 00:28:32,732 --> 00:28:35,406 - Good old American know-how, huh dad? 436 00:28:35,406 --> 00:28:36,402 Want me to help? 437 00:28:36,402 --> 00:28:38,282 - No, no, no, just get that end of the canoe, 438 00:28:38,282 --> 00:28:39,548 and balance it. 439 00:28:39,548 --> 00:28:41,751 - I thought you knew about all this kind of stuff 440 00:28:41,751 --> 00:28:43,542 when you know, when you were a boy. 441 00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:44,472 (screeching) 442 00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,170 - When I was a boy... 443 00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:50,425 We made our own nets, and we made em right, and-- 444 00:28:50,425 --> 00:28:51,867 Ouch! - Did you get bit? 445 00:28:51,867 --> 00:28:54,053 - Ow! 446 00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:54,915 - Dad! 447 00:28:54,915 --> 00:28:55,915 - Stay back! 448 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,439 - Dad! 449 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:01,939 (tense music) 450 00:29:07,601 --> 00:29:09,934 (screaming) 451 00:29:16,433 --> 00:29:20,633 - Dad, please help me, daddy, help me please. 452 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:21,466 Dad! 453 00:29:24,212 --> 00:29:27,280 (crying) Aw, dad. 454 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,430 - So the government paid you to raise fish? 455 00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:33,080 - It's a little more complicated than that, 456 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,700 it's genetics, radiation, and behavior modification, 457 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:38,743 selective breeding. 458 00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:42,900 They called it, Operation: Razorteeth. 459 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:43,800 - What was it for? 460 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:48,140 - To destroy enemy river systems. 461 00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:50,343 Specifically in Eastern Europe, and Russia. 462 00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:53,620 We were supposed to develop a strain of fish that could live 463 00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:55,870 in any type of water, and reproduce 464 00:29:55,870 --> 00:29:57,423 at a greatly accelerated rate. 465 00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:01,013 They provided anything we needed, blank check. 466 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,911 And then the cold war ended, 467 00:30:04,911 --> 00:30:08,080 a new administration came into the White House, 468 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,303 and our funding was cut. 469 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,320 - Kids in the river. 470 00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:13,323 Oh god. 471 00:30:14,190 --> 00:30:15,160 - What? 472 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,550 - The dam, they're letting river water through 473 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,550 every couple of days to keep the water levels steady 474 00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:20,850 on the new lake. 475 00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:23,330 My daughter's up there at camp for a couple of weeks. 476 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:25,430 They're in the water practically everyday. 477 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,020 - Just how dangerous are they? 478 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,470 - They kill more people every year than sharks do, 479 00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:35,220 they'll attack anything that moves. 480 00:30:41,525 --> 00:30:43,255 - Okay, we're gonna do the buddy system now! 481 00:30:43,255 --> 00:30:45,034 Everybody grab your buddy, 482 00:30:45,034 --> 00:30:48,295 hold up your arms, let me see your buddy's hand. 483 00:30:48,295 --> 00:30:49,183 (cheering) 484 00:30:49,183 --> 00:30:50,433 Buddies, whoa! 485 00:30:51,867 --> 00:30:52,700 Buddies! 486 00:30:55,470 --> 00:30:57,040 - Dad? 487 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:57,873 Daddy? 488 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,720 Daddy? 489 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,550 Please help me, dad. 490 00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:03,650 - You're not blaming me for this, are you? 491 00:31:05,550 --> 00:31:06,433 I think you are. 492 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:10,650 That's incredible, I think you're blaming me. 493 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:13,170 You're the one who drained the pool at the test site. 494 00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:15,410 - You open your mouth one more time, and I will shove this 495 00:31:15,410 --> 00:31:16,410 bottle down it. 496 00:31:20,799 --> 00:31:22,770 Do you think they've opened the dam yet? 497 00:31:22,770 --> 00:31:24,078 - God, I hope not. 498 00:31:24,078 --> 00:31:25,104 - [Kid] Daddy! 499 00:31:25,104 --> 00:31:26,271 - What's that? 500 00:31:27,430 --> 00:31:28,953 - [Kid] Daddy, help me! 501 00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:33,240 Daddy, please help me, somebody, help me! 502 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,447 - Oh my god, Paul. 503 00:31:36,447 --> 00:31:38,650 - Move it, move it! 504 00:31:38,650 --> 00:31:40,417 Go, go, go. - There up ahead. 505 00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:42,440 - I see him. - Stay on top! 506 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,584 - We're coming. 507 00:31:43,584 --> 00:31:45,049 - Daddy, help me! 508 00:31:45,049 --> 00:31:46,592 - Stay on top! 509 00:31:46,592 --> 00:31:48,113 Paul... - [Kid] Daddy, 510 00:31:48,113 --> 00:31:49,833 please help me, somebody, help me! 511 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,583 - Paul, it's sinking, the canoe is sinking. 512 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:52,502 - Hold on! 513 00:31:52,502 --> 00:31:53,764 - (sobbing) Please help me. 514 00:31:53,764 --> 00:31:55,766 - Go, go, go, go. - We're coming! 515 00:31:55,766 --> 00:31:57,836 No! - Dr. Baines! 516 00:31:57,836 --> 00:31:59,678 - [Maggie] Dr. Baines! 517 00:31:59,678 --> 00:32:02,178 (tense music) 518 00:32:03,663 --> 00:32:04,663 - Push Paul! 519 00:32:06,056 --> 00:32:07,623 - [Paul] Baines! 520 00:32:07,623 --> 00:32:10,040 - Hey there, Baines, help me. 521 00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:13,864 - Son of a bitch. 522 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,193 - Please! 523 00:32:19,193 --> 00:32:22,110 - Just give it to her. - Please God. 524 00:32:24,504 --> 00:32:29,504 (frantic screaming) (tense music) 525 00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:35,700 - Oh god! 526 00:32:47,610 --> 00:32:48,810 - Oh my god. 527 00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:49,910 She's still breathing. 528 00:32:54,778 --> 00:32:56,278 - Is the boy okay? 529 00:32:57,910 --> 00:32:58,813 Is the boy okay? 530 00:32:59,670 --> 00:33:01,033 - Yes, he's okay. 531 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,590 - Baines, you bred them, you fed them, 532 00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:05,140 what else can they do? 533 00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:06,723 Baines, how can we stop them? 534 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,868 Baines! 535 00:33:09,868 --> 00:33:11,430 Baines! 536 00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:12,263 Dammit! 537 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,820 - Hello neighbors. 538 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:28,810 Yes, you now have the chance to be a part of a modern 539 00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:30,293 ecological miracle. 540 00:33:31,350 --> 00:33:35,410 Acres, and acres, of reclaimed land... 541 00:33:35,410 --> 00:33:38,110 Nestled in a scenic mountain valley. 542 00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:41,850 Site of the newly formed Lost River... 543 00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:43,190 Lake Resort. 544 00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:46,350 Yes siree, Bob, you have everything here. 545 00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:49,030 You're gonna have swimming, you're gonna have sailing, 546 00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:51,280 you're gonna have scuba diving, and you're gonna have 547 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,740 skin diving, and yes, you'll even have shuffle board. 548 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:59,120 And just take a look at this beautiful marina. 549 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,730 - Cut, cut, cut! 550 00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:04,133 Who is the bleach blonde bimbo with her tits in the shot? 551 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,323 - I am the one who gets to say "Cut", Dennis. 552 00:34:11,824 --> 00:34:12,657 Cut. 553 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,200 - Oh, that's much better. 554 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,653 You learned that at film school? 555 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,950 - Yes, what the hell do you think you're doing? 556 00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:25,320 - I was exubing. 557 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,970 - [JR] Well, you're standing in the camera range. 558 00:34:26,970 --> 00:34:29,450 Now I'm spending an extraordinary amount of money on this 559 00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:31,990 film crew, and they got you in the shot. 560 00:34:31,990 --> 00:34:33,190 Yeah. - How did I look? 561 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:36,660 - Excuse me, JR. 562 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:39,520 Sweetie, if you want watch from behind camera, 563 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:44,230 that's just fine, we just can't have you in the shot, okay? 564 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:47,463 - Okay, if you promise me to make our own movie later on. 565 00:34:48,510 --> 00:34:49,343 - Oh... 566 00:34:50,330 --> 00:34:51,163 I do. 567 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:57,437 - Thank God, the rest of the bozos don't get 568 00:34:57,437 --> 00:34:58,387 here till tomorrow. 569 00:35:01,279 --> 00:35:03,009 (kids shouting and screaming) 570 00:35:03,009 --> 00:35:05,342 - [Kid] Gotta stay this way. 571 00:35:06,968 --> 00:35:08,468 Come on, you guys. 572 00:35:14,257 --> 00:35:15,607 - What's the matter, honey? 573 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,660 You wanna tell me about it? 574 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,810 - The kids were yelling at her, cause she wouldn't race. 575 00:35:20,810 --> 00:35:22,710 She's afraid of paraffin in the water. 576 00:35:23,591 --> 00:35:24,923 - Is that right, Susie? 577 00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:28,160 - Well, I'll take you in the tube base if you want me to, 578 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,740 okay? 579 00:35:29,740 --> 00:35:31,540 Just think, in a couple of days, 580 00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:34,440 you'd be back home where the only water's in your bathtub. 581 00:35:35,410 --> 00:35:37,010 You're not afraid of a bathtub now, are you? 582 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,870 - No, bathtubs are okay. 583 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,260 - You can stay away from all rivers, lakes and oceans 584 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:43,413 until you're not afraid any more. 585 00:35:43,413 --> 00:35:45,184 - [Susie] Yeah. - Okay. 586 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,434 - Thanks Laura. 587 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,357 - You keep an eye on her for me, okay? 588 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,563 I'm gonna go and check on other monsters. 589 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,470 You're at camp, have fun. 590 00:35:55,470 --> 00:35:56,303 - Okay. 591 00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:59,870 - Laura. - Yeah. 592 00:35:59,870 --> 00:36:02,020 There's nothing bad in the river, is there? 593 00:36:03,130 --> 00:36:05,240 - No, just a few little fish. 594 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,923 See you in a little while. 595 00:36:09,009 --> 00:36:10,176 - That's good. 596 00:36:13,363 --> 00:36:15,490 - [Paul] Well so far, we know that they can survive 597 00:36:15,490 --> 00:36:16,423 in cold water. 598 00:36:17,323 --> 00:36:19,887 - [Maggie] Yeah, they seem to be moving downstream. 599 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:22,450 - They're big, really big. 600 00:36:22,450 --> 00:36:23,670 Judging by the size of their head, 601 00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:25,550 they're at least a foot long. 602 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:27,080 - We gotta find someone who knows how to deal with these 603 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:27,913 things. 604 00:36:32,127 --> 00:36:35,204 (screeching) 605 00:36:35,204 --> 00:36:36,700 - Well, there'll be a phone at the dam, 606 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:37,663 we can call ahead. 607 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:42,983 - Hey! - What is it? 608 00:36:45,073 --> 00:36:47,573 - The lashing's coming undone. 609 00:36:48,563 --> 00:36:49,396 - Whoa! 610 00:36:53,456 --> 00:36:55,956 - It's Baines, it's her blood. 611 00:37:00,539 --> 00:37:02,100 - The blood's seething through, they're eating away at the 612 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:03,850 lashes to get to her. 613 00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:09,097 - Paul, the raft is coming a part. 614 00:37:09,097 --> 00:37:11,875 - Daddy, that's my daddy, leave my daddy! 615 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:12,708 Daddy! 616 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:13,545 - Maggie get em off. 617 00:37:13,545 --> 00:37:15,295 I've got to grab her. 618 00:37:19,506 --> 00:37:20,339 - Daddy! 619 00:37:33,197 --> 00:37:34,960 - It's the blood, it's soaked in, 620 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,210 they won't stop, let's get to shore, come on. 621 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:40,166 - Paul. 622 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:45,761 My pack! 623 00:37:45,761 --> 00:37:46,761 Paul. - Push! 624 00:37:55,802 --> 00:37:57,135 Closer, come on! 625 00:37:58,011 --> 00:37:58,844 Push! 626 00:38:05,092 --> 00:38:05,925 - Jump! 627 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:14,410 How far is the dam? 628 00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:16,573 - It's close, I'm gonna run ahead. 629 00:38:18,288 --> 00:38:20,788 (tense music) 630 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:30,423 - Hey, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty fishy. 631 00:38:30,423 --> 00:38:32,840 (screeching) 632 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,670 - [Radio Host] We're back, here's Orlando. 633 00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:41,483 So Sarah, you're saying-- 634 00:38:41,483 --> 00:38:43,983 (tense music) 635 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,270 At the time, your husband, Ed, 636 00:38:47,270 --> 00:38:49,278 was sleeping with your son's orthodontist? 637 00:38:49,278 --> 00:38:52,520 - [Other Radio Host] Damn straight. 638 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,610 - [Radio Host] Now, this was about the same time, 639 00:38:54,610 --> 00:38:57,650 Ed started cross-dressing, isn't that right? 640 00:38:57,650 --> 00:39:01,360 - [Announcer] Stand by to open the flood gates. 641 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,413 Alright, Tony, ready on that wheel? 642 00:39:07,270 --> 00:39:08,540 - [Ed] I only pledged my allegiance to the 643 00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:11,110 prince of darkness, when she started belly dancing 644 00:39:11,110 --> 00:39:12,710 for the men at the old age home. 645 00:39:16,410 --> 00:39:18,580 - [Radio Host] After Sarah and Melissa will tell us about 646 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:21,250 their new-- - [Announcer] Turn that wheel, 647 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,253 let's open her up. 648 00:39:31,110 --> 00:39:32,600 - Stop! 649 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,560 Don't open that. 650 00:39:34,530 --> 00:39:37,180 Please don't open that. 651 00:39:40,124 --> 00:39:44,207 (police radio in the background) 652 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,620 - Well, part of your story checks out, Mister Grogan. 653 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:52,440 Defense Department said they did have a Dr. Leticia Baines 654 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,220 working for em several years back, 655 00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:56,420 but they said they never heard of anything called 656 00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:58,183 Operation: Razorteeth. 657 00:39:59,350 --> 00:40:02,720 They've never been messing around with any piranha fish. 658 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,950 - Well, you think they're gonna admit to this, come on. 659 00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:06,730 - Yeah, he's right, I mean the government's gonna try 660 00:40:06,730 --> 00:40:08,670 and distance itself as much as possible from this 661 00:40:08,670 --> 00:40:11,110 whole thing, it'd be a major embarrassment to them. 662 00:40:11,110 --> 00:40:13,497 - Right now, what we gotta do, we gotta get to the resort, 663 00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:16,563 and the kids camp, and we gotta get those people evacuated. 664 00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:26,640 - Look officer, please, call JR Randolph, 665 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,980 He hire me to find his niece, 666 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:30,900 but we think that she was killed by the piranha in the pool 667 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:31,853 at the test site. 668 00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:35,453 - Wait here. 669 00:40:42,010 --> 00:40:44,210 - Look, if I don't open tomorrow, 670 00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:46,640 I will lose everything, I'll be completely broke, 671 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,830 it's as simple as that. 672 00:40:48,830 --> 00:40:51,390 There's just too much riding on this, don't you see? 673 00:40:51,390 --> 00:40:54,270 Besides I seriously doubt if your little killer fish 674 00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:56,590 could chew their way through a dam. 675 00:40:56,590 --> 00:40:57,563 - Here's your dam. 676 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,740 If you follow the river here above it, 677 00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:03,350 there's a stream that bypasses the dam, 678 00:41:03,350 --> 00:41:05,540 and flows directly into the lake, 679 00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:06,790 straight to your resort. 680 00:41:06,790 --> 00:41:08,620 The fish have a way around the dam. 681 00:41:08,620 --> 00:41:10,530 - Those fish have neither the intelligence, 682 00:41:10,530 --> 00:41:13,640 or the motivation to find that bypass, Mr. Grogan. 683 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,300 - The fish were bred for intelligence, 684 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,680 and endurance, and God knows what else. 685 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,630 - Carl, this is getting awfully boring. 686 00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:23,200 - You are deliberately ignoring me. 687 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,540 - No, Grogan, I remember you. 688 00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:27,587 You were big news for about 15 minutes or so, 689 00:41:27,587 --> 00:41:30,400 and then, you lost that big case against the 690 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,040 save the gay-feminist-Cambodian-whale group 691 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,889 that shut down the... 692 00:41:34,889 --> 00:41:36,603 smelting plant. 693 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,270 Now, I guess you figured on getting a little payback 694 00:41:39,270 --> 00:41:41,960 against those greedy corporate types who bent you over, 695 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,530 ruined your life. 696 00:41:43,530 --> 00:41:46,520 Well, golly gosh almighty, Grogen, 697 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,560 your sad story just about breaks my heart, 698 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,480 but you're a little bit late. 699 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,503 This project's going ahead as planned. 700 00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:55,053 Nice try tough. 701 00:41:55,970 --> 00:41:57,510 - What about Barbara? 702 00:41:57,510 --> 00:41:59,310 - Miss McNamara... 703 00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:02,143 Exactly what proof do you have that she's been killed. 704 00:42:03,382 --> 00:42:04,633 - What about the locket? 705 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,430 - It was in the pack, and that fell into the river 706 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,978 when we jumped off the raft. 707 00:42:09,978 --> 00:42:11,950 - Well, that's convenient. 708 00:42:11,950 --> 00:42:13,790 - Mr. Randolph, we think that your niece was killed 709 00:42:13,790 --> 00:42:15,090 by the piranha. 710 00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:16,300 - No, she's not dead, 711 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,240 she's run off, she's alone with that miserable 712 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,300 assistant manager of mine. 713 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,640 I give em about two weeks of shacking up, 714 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,550 and then she'll drop him like last week's fashion layout. 715 00:42:24,550 --> 00:42:26,550 - It's a nice thing for an uncle to say. 716 00:42:27,710 --> 00:42:30,330 - Carl, I don't have time for this, 717 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:32,757 I have the biggest day of my life happening tomorrow, 718 00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:34,680 now I don't know what these two are trying to pull, 719 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,310 or who they may be working for, but they are not 720 00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:38,860 gonna stop that from happening. 721 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:40,730 - I'm working for you, Mr. Randolph. 722 00:42:40,730 --> 00:42:42,270 - No, honey, not anymore you're not, you're through, 723 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:43,562 you're fired, now don't be looking to be picking up 724 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:45,260 the rest of your money either, 725 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:48,510 I think I've solved this case on my own, Miss Sherlock. 726 00:42:48,510 --> 00:42:49,660 - Come on, Maggie. 727 00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:51,950 Let's go to the press, people aren't going in the water, 728 00:42:51,950 --> 00:42:53,880 I got a friend at the times that'll love to run this story, 729 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,713 pal. 730 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,413 Hey, wait a minute, sheriff, you got nothing you can hold 731 00:42:57,413 --> 00:42:58,363 us on. 732 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:02,450 - He's right, JR, they haven't done anything illegal. 733 00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:04,520 - Well, who said anything about illegal, 734 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,900 I'm just inviting this nice young couple to be my guests 735 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:09,310 at one of our brand new luxury waterfront condos, 736 00:43:09,310 --> 00:43:10,770 no, I tell you what. 737 00:43:10,770 --> 00:43:13,360 I'll give you one night free at our best model, 738 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,000 usually going for 1200 a night. 739 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,530 - And we'll be staying there just long enough 740 00:43:16,530 --> 00:43:18,690 to miss the opening festivities tomorrow right? 741 00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:21,590 - Yeah, where the sheriff's men is our household servants. 742 00:43:22,430 --> 00:43:24,310 - You hear that, Carl. 743 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,500 And who says our younger generation ain't getting smarter, 744 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,763 and smarter every day. 745 00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:32,750 - Just make yourselves comfortable, folks, 746 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,030 you'll be spending the night. 747 00:43:34,030 --> 00:43:36,530 - What about our phone call, you owe us a phone call. 748 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,040 - That's only if you've been arrested, 749 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,200 you're only being held, and there's a fella named Leonard 750 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,700 sleeping in the next room, he's your jailer. 751 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:46,460 You wake Leonard up, you better have a pretty good reason. 752 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,910 I gotta get back on that road now, 753 00:43:47,910 --> 00:43:49,713 so you two just behave yourselves. 754 00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:55,103 - Wait a minute, my daughter is down there, goddammit. 755 00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,993 There are kids down there! 756 00:43:59,110 --> 00:44:01,190 The piranha are coming! 757 00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:02,440 You've got to believe me! 758 00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:06,857 (insects chirping) 759 00:44:29,749 --> 00:44:32,160 - [Terry] God, you look... 760 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,933 Great in this light. 761 00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:38,650 Reminds me of a shot I once saw in a Bergman film. 762 00:44:41,570 --> 00:44:43,500 - So do you know anyone famous in the business? 763 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:46,073 - [Terry] Eh, not really. 764 00:44:46,073 --> 00:44:48,973 I work mostly in commercials since I finished film school. 765 00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:51,830 I wanna move into features though. 766 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:54,594 Yeah. 767 00:44:54,594 --> 00:44:55,427 Some day. 768 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:08,107 - How about a swim, Mr. Director? 769 00:45:19,452 --> 00:45:21,260 Easy tiger. 770 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,793 I'm a good girl, don't let my looks fool you. 771 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,140 - I have... 772 00:45:27,065 --> 00:45:28,933 I have something, I have to tell you. 773 00:45:28,933 --> 00:45:29,766 - What? 774 00:45:31,570 --> 00:45:32,513 - I can't swim. 775 00:45:34,050 --> 00:45:36,283 - What did you think we were coming out here for? 776 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,370 - Water sports weren't exactly what I had in mind. 777 00:45:41,370 --> 00:45:42,203 - Oh. 778 00:45:43,150 --> 00:45:46,290 That's too bad, guess, I'll just have to swim by myself. 779 00:45:46,290 --> 00:45:47,123 - Wait a second. 780 00:45:48,550 --> 00:45:49,450 Don't you wanna... 781 00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:51,930 Play hide the buoy with me. 782 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,120 - You think I'd just gonna give it up to you 783 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:55,953 like that? 784 00:45:56,850 --> 00:45:59,340 I'm kind of like a promotion, Terry... 785 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,443 You have to earn me. 786 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:07,430 You asshole. 787 00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:10,150 - Great dialog. 788 00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:11,810 I love improvisation, 789 00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,323 just like in an Altman film. 790 00:46:14,318 --> 00:46:16,940 - Well fine, you like improv? 791 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:19,090 Well, I'll swim back to shore on my own, 792 00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:20,830 and you can just sit there, and play with your 793 00:46:20,830 --> 00:46:21,993 camera, little boy. 794 00:46:24,410 --> 00:46:25,243 Good bye, Terry. 795 00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:31,563 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 796 00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:36,162 Gina? 797 00:46:38,348 --> 00:46:41,931 (mysterious ominous music) 798 00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:47,204 Gina! 799 00:46:51,090 --> 00:46:51,923 Gina! 800 00:46:59,630 --> 00:47:00,463 Gina? 801 00:47:01,802 --> 00:47:04,219 (screeching) 802 00:47:07,956 --> 00:47:12,956 Oh my god. 803 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,193 Holy shit. 804 00:47:19,697 --> 00:47:21,198 Oh Jesus. 805 00:47:21,198 --> 00:47:22,031 Gina! 806 00:47:23,118 --> 00:47:24,118 No, oh shit. 807 00:47:27,653 --> 00:47:28,486 Gina! 808 00:47:43,843 --> 00:47:45,343 - What the hell are you doing? 809 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,050 - You ever see a move called "Big Bust From Cellblock 7"? 810 00:47:50,632 --> 00:47:51,465 - No. 811 00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:54,630 - The lead guy was this plumber who got life in the slam 812 00:47:54,630 --> 00:47:56,270 for killing his cheating wife. 813 00:47:59,447 --> 00:48:00,280 Yeah. 814 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:03,590 The lead character came up with this genius escape plan 815 00:48:03,590 --> 00:48:06,800 that busted he and his buddies in cell block seven 816 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,850 out of the clutches of a sadistic warden. 817 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:16,610 - What are you doing? 818 00:48:16,610 --> 00:48:19,623 - And being a plumber, he used what he knew best. 819 00:48:21,663 --> 00:48:26,050 - Jeez. 820 00:48:26,050 --> 00:48:27,130 - Jesus, are you okay? 821 00:48:27,130 --> 00:48:29,463 - Give me one of your socks, hurry up. 822 00:48:31,049 --> 00:48:31,882 - What? 823 00:48:33,325 --> 00:48:35,040 - One of your socks, come on, it's part of the plan. 824 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,240 Hurry up, Paul, the crash probably woke him. 825 00:48:48,650 --> 00:48:49,810 - [Paul] what happened at the end of the movie, 826 00:48:49,810 --> 00:48:50,878 did they make it? 827 00:48:50,878 --> 00:48:52,104 - No... 828 00:48:52,104 --> 00:48:54,040 They all got shot to pieces. 829 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,003 They came close. 830 00:48:56,090 --> 00:48:56,923 - Close. 831 00:48:58,510 --> 00:48:59,543 Close works for me. 832 00:49:03,670 --> 00:49:05,063 Pretty damn close. 833 00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:09,040 - Sweet Jesus, what's going on in here, 834 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,203 it sounded like the damn roof fell on the damn place. 835 00:49:16,470 --> 00:49:19,310 - Where did all the water on the floor come from? 836 00:49:19,310 --> 00:49:21,860 - Oh, something's leaking, and boy... 837 00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:24,162 If it doesn't stop, I'm gonna get pneumonia. 838 00:49:24,162 --> 00:49:27,190 - [Leonard] Oh alright, I'll have to take a look at it, 839 00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:29,290 you stand back over there, and I'll see... 840 00:49:30,516 --> 00:49:31,716 What I can come up with. 841 00:49:33,610 --> 00:49:36,720 Oh no, no, now you stand back over there, missy. 842 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:37,853 Back over there now. 843 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:39,753 Okay 844 00:49:43,530 --> 00:49:46,780 what in the world did you do down here? 845 00:49:48,055 --> 00:49:49,120 What were you tying to do, 846 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,143 escape out through the drain pipe, or some damn thing? 847 00:49:54,132 --> 00:49:56,541 Ow! 848 00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:58,090 Ow. 849 00:49:58,090 --> 00:50:00,230 - [Maggie] Oh my god, I think I killed him. 850 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:01,530 - Maggie, what's going on? 851 00:50:04,562 --> 00:50:05,800 - Oh, he's alive. 852 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,010 - What Happened? 853 00:50:07,010 --> 00:50:09,690 - I knocked him out, he's okay, he's alive. 854 00:50:09,690 --> 00:50:10,793 - Well, get his keys. 855 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,390 - They're chained to his pants. 856 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,920 - Takes his pants off then. 857 00:50:33,678 --> 00:50:34,511 - Leonard? 858 00:50:35,445 --> 00:50:40,445 ("When the Saints Go Marchin' In" instrumental) 859 00:50:51,736 --> 00:50:54,875 - [JR] So glad you made it today, bear with me, 860 00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:56,650 you'll have the older people over there. 861 00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:57,483 Okay, I'll catch you later. 862 00:50:57,483 --> 00:50:58,960 Thank you, take care. 863 00:51:01,383 --> 00:51:02,970 - Ladies, and gentlemen, 864 00:51:02,970 --> 00:51:05,330 on behalf of the Lost River Development Corporation, 865 00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:07,580 I am so very happy to welcome you to our 866 00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:08,980 opening festivities. 867 00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:11,650 Now if during the day, you have any questions 868 00:51:11,650 --> 00:51:13,870 about the purchase of site up here, 869 00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:16,190 will have our people mingle with you to answer them, 870 00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:19,860 but remember, you have no obligation to buy anything, 871 00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:22,155 only to enjoy yourselves. 872 00:51:22,155 --> 00:51:22,988 Alright. 873 00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:34,881 Don't forget, free barbecue at one o'clock. 874 00:51:34,881 --> 00:51:36,353 Hit it! 875 00:51:36,353 --> 00:51:41,353 ("When the Saints Go Marchin' In" instrumental) 876 00:51:44,410 --> 00:51:47,577 yeah, how're ya doing, how's it going? 877 00:51:51,466 --> 00:51:53,716 Looking good, looking good. 878 00:51:54,798 --> 00:51:56,315 - Hit the bullseye. 879 00:51:56,315 --> 00:51:57,148 Oh. 880 00:51:58,601 --> 00:52:00,073 Okay kids, come together, 881 00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:03,073 it's time for the water competition. 882 00:52:04,948 --> 00:52:06,865 Where the hell is Gina? 883 00:52:11,592 --> 00:52:13,130 - Salt water. 884 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:13,963 - What? 885 00:52:13,963 --> 00:52:15,860 - It was salt water, I just remembered. 886 00:52:15,860 --> 00:52:16,930 - What was? 887 00:52:16,930 --> 00:52:19,320 - In the pool, at the test site. 888 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,820 I thought it was strange at the time, 889 00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:23,290 and then I completely forgot about it. 890 00:52:23,290 --> 00:52:24,480 - So? 891 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,675 - So, piranha are fresh water fish, 892 00:52:26,675 --> 00:52:29,220 Dr. Baines said she was breeding a strand 893 00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:30,960 that could survive in either fresh water, 894 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,150 or salt water, that's why the fish are headed downstream. 895 00:52:35,150 --> 00:52:36,700 - And if they get into the ocean, there'll be no way 896 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,010 to contain them. 897 00:52:38,010 --> 00:52:39,890 They'll be able to swim up every single river system 898 00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:40,860 in the country. 899 00:52:46,362 --> 00:52:47,779 - Ready, set, go! 900 00:52:56,038 --> 00:52:58,705 (ominous music) 901 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,017 (screeching) 902 00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:55,333 (tense ominous music) 903 00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:09,432 - [Maggie] Paul. 904 00:54:09,432 --> 00:54:10,265 Paul! 905 00:54:11,792 --> 00:54:12,625 Paul! 906 00:54:16,814 --> 00:54:19,231 (screeching) 907 00:54:33,534 --> 00:54:35,951 (screeching) 908 00:54:42,617 --> 00:54:44,950 (screaming) 909 00:55:07,551 --> 00:55:10,468 - Laura, do something, I'm sinking! 910 00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,225 - Laura, oh god. 911 00:55:19,981 --> 00:55:20,814 - I'm sinking! - Darlene, 912 00:55:20,814 --> 00:55:22,981 try and give me your hand. 913 00:55:29,644 --> 00:55:31,977 (screaming) 914 00:55:36,097 --> 00:55:38,680 - Just stay on top of the raft. 915 00:56:02,524 --> 00:56:04,756 - Laura, Darlene! 916 00:56:04,756 --> 00:56:06,923 - Darlene, grab your half. 917 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,653 (screaming) 918 00:56:42,197 --> 00:56:45,197 - Darlene, we gotta get out of here. 919 00:56:47,786 --> 00:56:49,369 - Darlene, hold on! 920 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:52,942 - [Laura] Darlene, wait! 921 00:56:52,942 --> 00:56:56,359 Darlene, Darlene, get on top of the boat. 922 00:56:58,081 --> 00:56:58,914 - Laura! 923 00:57:00,211 --> 00:57:02,544 (screaming) 924 00:57:09,935 --> 00:57:11,268 - Laura! - Laura! 925 00:57:27,450 --> 00:57:29,515 - Call the resort, I'll get these kids out of the water. 926 00:57:29,515 --> 00:57:33,738 - Okay. 927 00:57:33,738 --> 00:57:35,761 - [Susie] Daddy, help me, daddy! 928 00:57:35,761 --> 00:57:36,811 - Susie! 929 00:57:36,811 --> 00:57:37,644 - Dad! 930 00:57:48,478 --> 00:57:49,561 - I'm coming! 931 00:57:56,127 --> 00:57:57,984 - Grab the ore, sweetie. 932 00:57:57,984 --> 00:57:58,817 - Dad! 933 00:57:59,658 --> 00:58:00,491 - Dad! 934 00:58:05,970 --> 00:58:07,579 - Hey Susie, you alright? 935 00:58:07,579 --> 00:58:08,732 - Yeah. 936 00:58:08,732 --> 00:58:10,644 - Sit in the back, sit in the back. 937 00:58:10,644 --> 00:58:11,477 Let's go. 938 00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:14,003 Easy, easy. 939 00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:18,500 (telephone ringing) 940 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:19,763 - Mr. Randolph's office. 941 00:58:20,710 --> 00:58:21,573 An emergency? 942 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,130 Ah yes. 943 00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:27,230 That is important. 944 00:58:27,230 --> 00:58:29,230 We'll have to clear the water at once. 945 00:58:29,230 --> 00:58:31,460 Mm, okay. 946 00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:32,450 Yes. 947 00:58:32,450 --> 00:58:33,560 Thanks for calling. 948 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,393 Okay. 949 00:58:34,393 --> 00:58:35,226 Bye bye. 950 00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:39,410 More of those crackpot environmentalists, Mr. Randolph. 951 00:58:39,410 --> 00:58:42,230 They say, "Thousands upon thousands of piranha are headed 952 00:58:42,230 --> 00:58:43,263 our way. 953 00:58:44,890 --> 00:58:46,540 - Piranha? 954 00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:47,747 Imagine that, eh. 955 00:58:53,610 --> 00:58:56,243 - And I want you to call these kids all together, alright? 956 00:58:59,839 --> 00:59:01,553 - Okay MINOS, buddy system, 957 00:59:01,553 --> 00:59:02,970 get your partner. 958 00:59:04,563 --> 00:59:06,623 - [Paul] Come on kids, line up. 959 00:59:06,623 --> 00:59:07,790 Help's coming. 960 00:59:11,956 --> 00:59:12,789 - Hi. 961 00:59:14,529 --> 00:59:17,582 - Did you get in touch with anyone besides Randolph? 962 00:59:17,582 --> 00:59:20,195 - Uh, I told em the whole story, but... 963 00:59:20,195 --> 00:59:21,090 I don't think they believe me. 964 00:59:21,090 --> 00:59:22,883 Felt like I was being humored. 965 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,570 - We'll have to go ourselves. 966 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:27,860 Could you handle this? 967 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,440 - Well... 968 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,273 I think so. 969 00:59:32,761 --> 00:59:34,847 I love you, daddy. 970 00:59:34,847 --> 00:59:36,297 - I'm so proud of you, honey. 971 00:59:37,458 --> 00:59:38,608 We'll come back for ya. 972 00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:47,646 ("When the Saints Go Marchin' In" instrumental) 973 01:00:09,228 --> 01:00:12,061 (scuba breathing) 974 01:00:21,939 --> 01:00:23,950 - Glad to see you made it. 975 01:00:23,950 --> 01:00:25,470 Keep a good eye on that caterer, 976 01:00:25,470 --> 01:00:27,129 make sure he's putting all the food out, 977 01:00:27,129 --> 01:00:28,850 I don't want anybody standing around with and empty plate 978 01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:29,720 for any reason. 979 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,970 And lots of booze, plenty of booze. 980 01:00:31,970 --> 01:00:33,280 Call the agents, make sure they're pushing 981 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,837 areas six, seven, and eight. 982 01:00:34,837 --> 01:00:36,810 And be sure to tell security to keep a close eye 983 01:00:36,810 --> 01:00:38,730 out for that lawyer and his lady friend. 984 01:00:38,730 --> 01:00:39,740 Contain em, mold em, I don't care what they 985 01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:41,380 have to do, I don't want em talking to anybody, 986 01:00:41,380 --> 01:00:42,213 you got it? 987 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,280 Governor, sir, so glad you could make it. 988 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,030 - Well, JR, you have done the most beautiful job here, 989 01:00:49,030 --> 01:00:50,940 my congratulations to ya. 990 01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:52,530 - Thank you sir, I could never have done it without 991 01:00:52,530 --> 01:00:53,900 your help with my zoning clearance. 992 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:56,640 - You're too generous, too generous. 993 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,370 - Whitney, I want you to take the governor's party 994 01:00:58,370 --> 01:01:01,070 to our VIP tents, all your friends are waiting for you there 995 01:01:01,070 --> 01:01:01,903 sir. 996 01:01:01,903 --> 01:01:04,050 - Well that's lovely, come along honey. 997 01:01:04,050 --> 01:01:04,883 Come along. 998 01:01:30,881 --> 01:01:32,886 - What a hot dog. 999 01:01:32,886 --> 01:01:34,656 Just look at him. 1000 01:01:34,656 --> 01:01:36,406 He's such a show off. 1001 01:01:38,383 --> 01:01:39,550 - Meryl. - Huh? 1002 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:02,298 (ominous mysterious tense music) 1003 01:02:11,234 --> 01:02:13,651 (screeching) 1004 01:02:25,521 --> 01:02:27,854 (screaming) 1005 01:02:30,910 --> 01:02:32,410 - Every phone on the premises, 1006 01:02:32,410 --> 01:02:34,940 Whitney, you got that, out of order. 1007 01:02:34,940 --> 01:02:36,700 Now we got to stop this hoax, 1008 01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:38,890 and I want all incoming calls to witch through here. 1009 01:02:38,890 --> 01:02:40,573 - Yes sir. - Well, get on it. 1010 01:02:42,891 --> 01:02:45,308 (screeching) 1011 01:02:48,839 --> 01:02:51,084 - Go to the shore! 1012 01:02:51,084 --> 01:02:54,602 - Hey, wait a minute, I think somethings wrong back there. 1013 01:02:54,602 --> 01:02:56,210 - What? 1014 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,207 - He looks really scared. 1015 01:02:58,207 --> 01:03:00,624 (screeching) 1016 01:03:14,295 --> 01:03:16,050 (screeching) 1017 01:03:16,050 --> 01:03:18,835 (shouting) 1018 01:03:18,835 --> 01:03:20,418 - Yous should stop. 1019 01:03:24,326 --> 01:03:25,159 - No, no! 1020 01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:27,493 (screeching) 1021 01:03:27,493 --> 01:03:28,326 Speed up! 1022 01:03:30,818 --> 01:03:31,651 No, no! 1023 01:03:32,828 --> 01:03:35,078 - Nope, he says go. 1024 01:03:35,078 --> 01:03:36,242 Speed it up. 1025 01:03:36,242 --> 01:03:37,075 - Go? 1026 01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:42,997 (screaming) 1027 01:03:45,158 --> 01:03:47,575 (screeching) 1028 01:03:50,791 --> 01:03:53,208 (screeching) 1029 01:04:00,831 --> 01:04:03,164 (screaming) 1030 01:04:32,121 --> 01:04:34,788 (ominous music) 1031 01:04:36,781 --> 01:04:37,614 - Whoa! 1032 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:39,813 - Whoa, alright! 1033 01:04:40,707 --> 01:04:41,540 - Oh god. 1034 01:04:50,935 --> 01:04:51,768 - Huh? 1035 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:56,152 - He made it to shore. 1036 01:04:56,152 --> 01:04:57,485 - What the hell? 1037 01:04:59,345 --> 01:05:00,744 Jump, jump! 1038 01:05:00,744 --> 01:05:01,577 Oh no! 1039 01:05:16,904 --> 01:05:17,987 - Look, look! 1040 01:05:20,128 --> 01:05:22,461 Come on, it's gonna explode. 1041 01:05:34,329 --> 01:05:35,162 - Help! 1042 01:05:36,594 --> 01:05:38,155 - [Woman] Get him. 1043 01:05:38,155 --> 01:05:39,821 Right this way. 1044 01:05:39,821 --> 01:05:42,154 (screaming) 1045 01:05:48,827 --> 01:05:51,577 - [Woman] Get me out, get me out! 1046 01:06:21,141 --> 01:06:23,558 (screeching) 1047 01:06:45,085 --> 01:06:46,057 - No. 1048 01:06:46,057 --> 01:06:48,430 No, no, of course, it's false, (telephones ringing) 1049 01:06:48,430 --> 01:06:50,124 they've already called seven other stations. 1050 01:06:50,124 --> 01:06:50,957 - Mr. Randolph. 1051 01:06:50,957 --> 01:06:51,790 - Excuse me just a moment. 1052 01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:52,800 Whitney, I'm on the phone. 1053 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,830 - But sir, the piranha. 1054 01:06:54,830 --> 01:06:56,290 - Told you not to mention that word. 1055 01:06:56,290 --> 01:06:57,410 - But the piranha. 1056 01:06:57,410 --> 01:06:58,910 - What about the damn piranha? 1057 01:07:00,670 --> 01:07:02,443 - They're eating the guests, sir. 1058 01:07:09,284 --> 01:07:11,701 (screeching) 1059 01:07:13,759 --> 01:07:18,759 (tires screeching) - [Man] Get off, get off, no! 1060 01:07:22,879 --> 01:07:26,299 (screaming and shouting) 1061 01:07:26,299 --> 01:07:27,632 - [Paul] Dammit. 1062 01:07:28,490 --> 01:07:29,323 They beat us. 1063 01:07:36,423 --> 01:07:38,270 (screaming) 1064 01:07:38,270 --> 01:07:41,057 (screeching) 1065 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:42,624 - Hey, come on, let's take this boat. 1066 01:07:42,624 --> 01:07:44,291 - I'll get the line. 1067 01:08:03,478 --> 01:08:05,978 (tense music) 1068 01:08:06,859 --> 01:08:08,190 - Where are we going? 1069 01:08:08,190 --> 01:08:09,790 - The lake narrows right where the outlets 1070 01:08:09,790 --> 01:08:11,270 to the refinery was. 1071 01:08:11,270 --> 01:08:13,680 They'll be bunched tight when they go through there. 1072 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,560 - And then what? 1073 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:18,140 - If it's not tapped off, there might be enough 1074 01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:19,933 waste left in the smelting tanks. 1075 01:08:21,210 --> 01:08:22,323 - It'll kill the piranha? 1076 01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:25,400 - Are you kidding me? 1077 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:26,733 - It'll kill anything. 1078 01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:29,843 You pollute the bastards to death. 1079 01:08:37,841 --> 01:08:38,674 - See it? 1080 01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:40,890 - Oh yeah. 1081 01:08:40,890 --> 01:08:43,893 - I toured this place when I was preparing for the trial. 1082 01:08:49,390 --> 01:08:50,710 Dammit. 1083 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:51,723 - What's wrong? 1084 01:08:51,723 --> 01:08:52,813 - It's all flooded. 1085 01:08:53,740 --> 01:08:56,480 Waste tanks, the control booth, everything. 1086 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:58,120 It's all under water. 1087 01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:59,273 - So what could we do? 1088 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:02,957 - Let's find the towline. 1089 01:09:02,957 --> 01:09:03,957 - Okay then. 1090 01:09:04,957 --> 01:09:08,457 (screaming and shouting) 1091 01:09:30,060 --> 01:09:32,700 - Now you count slowly to 200, 1092 01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:34,960 and whether I'm at the surface or not, 1093 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,120 you go on out of here, okay? 1094 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,050 Cause it means I'm in trouble. 1095 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:41,150 200 is about all I can hold my breath for. 1096 01:09:45,970 --> 01:09:48,420 Okay, let's count it down together. 1097 01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:49,253 One, 1098 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:51,010 two, 1099 01:09:51,010 --> 01:09:51,900 come on honey, 1100 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:53,480 three, 1101 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,030 - four 1102 01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:56,420 five 1103 01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:57,770 Six - I'll be back. 1104 01:09:57,770 --> 01:09:59,421 - [Maggie] Seven, 1105 01:09:59,421 --> 01:10:00,254 eight. 1106 01:10:01,943 --> 01:10:05,110 (ominous tense music) 1107 01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:30,647 - [Maggie] 33, 1108 01:10:30,647 --> 01:10:32,064 34, 1109 01:10:32,064 --> 01:10:33,644 35, 1110 01:10:33,644 --> 01:10:34,477 36... 1111 01:10:49,763 --> 01:10:51,302 48, 1112 01:10:51,302 --> 01:10:52,865 49, 1113 01:10:52,865 --> 01:10:53,698 50... 1114 01:11:05,044 --> 01:11:07,461 (screeching) 1115 01:11:25,124 --> 01:11:26,221 102, 1116 01:11:26,221 --> 01:11:27,806 103, 1117 01:11:27,806 --> 01:11:28,639 104... 1118 01:11:36,990 --> 01:11:37,823 110, 1119 01:11:37,823 --> 01:11:38,909 111, 1120 01:11:38,909 --> 01:11:39,742 112... 1121 01:11:43,741 --> 01:11:44,634 162, 1122 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,740 163, 1123 01:11:45,740 --> 01:11:47,123 164, come on! 1124 01:12:04,395 --> 01:12:05,958 197, 1125 01:12:05,958 --> 01:12:06,791 198... 1126 01:12:13,232 --> 01:12:18,232 200. 1127 01:12:19,665 --> 01:12:22,832 (ominous tense music) 1128 01:12:40,914 --> 01:12:41,747 - No. 1129 01:12:44,741 --> 01:12:46,402 No. 1130 01:12:46,402 --> 01:12:47,703 No. 1131 01:12:47,703 --> 01:12:52,703 No, no! 1132 01:12:54,744 --> 01:12:55,577 Oh my god! 1133 01:13:06,869 --> 01:13:07,702 Paul! 1134 01:13:11,393 --> 01:13:12,226 Paul! 1135 01:13:21,870 --> 01:13:24,510 - While the actual detail remain cloudy, 1136 01:13:24,510 --> 01:13:26,810 the extent of this tragedy is painfully clear. 1137 01:13:28,010 --> 01:13:29,410 Dio, get a shot of this guy. 1138 01:13:30,621 --> 01:13:34,121 (emergency radio chatter) 1139 01:13:35,570 --> 01:13:37,920 - We can only speculate the ultimate ramifications 1140 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:41,150 of this ecological disaster, could this be nature's revenge 1141 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:43,410 on man's destruction of his environment? 1142 01:13:43,410 --> 01:13:45,220 Only time will tell. 1143 01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:47,330 This is Freddie Long, Channel Six News. 1144 01:13:47,330 --> 01:13:48,970 That sucked! 1145 01:13:48,970 --> 01:13:51,046 Erase that one, will you Roger? 1146 01:13:51,046 --> 01:13:53,400 (emergency radio chatter) 1147 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:54,250 What's his story? 1148 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,318 - Found him drifting in a boat down the lake. 1149 01:13:58,318 --> 01:14:01,991 Hasn't said a word since we found him. 1150 01:14:01,991 --> 01:14:04,648 - [Voice Over PA System] The piranha are dying, 1151 01:14:04,648 --> 01:14:06,890 but get out of the water until further notice. 1152 01:14:06,890 --> 01:14:10,020 I repeat, the piranha are dying. 1153 01:14:10,020 --> 01:14:12,370 - Would you respond to the allegations, JR. 1154 01:14:12,370 --> 01:14:13,203 Is it true? 1155 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:24,143 What are you going to do now, Mr. Randolph. 1156 01:14:29,790 --> 01:14:31,550 - Mr. Buff and his brothers have been calling 1157 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:34,120 from New York, they sound very upset. 1158 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:35,570 - Get out of here, Whitney. 1159 01:14:35,570 --> 01:14:36,403 - Sir? 1160 01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:41,373 - You're fired. 1161 01:15:07,525 --> 01:15:10,328 (gun cocking) 1162 01:15:10,328 --> 01:15:12,495 (gunshot) 1163 01:15:14,395 --> 01:15:17,312 (eerie jazz music) 1164 01:15:25,763 --> 01:15:28,197 - [Woman] I'll be right with you. 1165 01:15:28,197 --> 01:15:30,030 I need help over here. 1166 01:15:34,374 --> 01:15:35,207 - Daddy. 1167 01:15:36,137 --> 01:15:37,233 - Hey Sweetie. 1168 01:15:38,949 --> 01:15:40,309 Are you okay? 1169 01:15:40,309 --> 01:15:42,476 - Yeah, and how about you? 1170 01:15:43,490 --> 01:15:45,063 - Daddy's gonna be just fine. 1171 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:52,618 Hey spade, this mountain crap is for the birds. 1172 01:15:52,618 --> 01:15:56,650 - What do you think about a move to a city? 1173 01:15:56,650 --> 01:15:57,900 - Is there a novel in it? 1174 01:16:00,905 --> 01:16:03,060 - Where do you go from here, governor? 1175 01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:06,300 - Well, I personally am gonna head up a full scale 1176 01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:09,580 investigation on this incident, bot because I wish to 1177 01:16:09,580 --> 01:16:12,110 find out who is responsible for it, 1178 01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:14,620 and we must be certain this sort of thing 1179 01:16:14,620 --> 01:16:16,900 never, never happens again. 1180 01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:19,170 - [Interviewer] What danger is there in the possibility 1181 01:16:19,170 --> 01:16:21,331 of a piranha reaching the ocean? 1182 01:16:21,331 --> 01:16:22,800 - [Governor] Oh, not at all. 1183 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,550 Most of them seemed to have been destroyed by 1184 01:16:24,550 --> 01:16:25,930 the pollution at the end of the lake, 1185 01:16:25,930 --> 01:16:29,400 and of course if any of them did get through, 1186 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,650 they cannot survive the salt water. 1187 01:16:31,650 --> 01:16:36,545 Now read my lips boy, everything's okay. 1188 01:16:36,545 --> 01:16:38,795 (cheering) 1189 01:16:44,816 --> 01:16:47,233 (screeching) 1190 01:16:54,469 --> 01:16:56,886 (rock music)