1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,833 [lighthearted music plays] 2 00:00:19,166 --> 00:00:23,500 [rock music intro plays] 3 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:38,458 [slow-motion sound] 4 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,250 [background conversation] 5 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:44,791 [girls giggle in background] 6 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:49,125 [Mark] If I'm being honest, 7 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:52,000 even now I come across like a lobotomized hamster 8 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:53,791 when it comes to approaching women, 9 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:55,750 and at the age of 12, 10 00:00:55,833 --> 00:00:58,208 having just blossomed into an idiot, 11 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,541 I knew even less. 12 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:05,583 -What are you doing? -Uh, hi, Connie. I wrote this for you. 13 00:01:07,291 --> 00:01:10,458 Every day you're on my mind, I love the way you laugh. 14 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:13,750 I promise to always treat you kind, like you're my better half. 15 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,125 I'll keep you close to my heart, where you will always be. 16 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:19,625 And hope we're never apart, forever you and me. 17 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,333 What do you think? 18 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,500 ♪ Oh, girl, can't you see? ♪ 19 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:27,750 ♪ I am... ♪ 20 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:31,791 [Mark] Ugh! 21 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,833 -[boys laugh] -[punching] 22 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:40,291 [religious choral singing] 23 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:44,083 [priest] People who walk in darkness will see a great light. Amen. 24 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:49,041 The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. 25 00:01:50,791 --> 00:01:53,541 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. 26 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:57,750 Jesus said to them, "I am the bread of life, 27 00:01:57,833 --> 00:02:00,708 whoever comes to me will never be hungry, 28 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,500 and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty." 29 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:07,041 Blah, blah, blah. 30 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:10,750 [Mark] That kid that was beating on me all those years ago, 31 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,000 this is his funeral. 32 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:13,791 His epitaph would have read, 33 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:18,708 "Here lies Tommy. He was an asshole, calm as a bitch." 34 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:22,583 but my anonymous suggestion was ignored. 35 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:29,291 Anyway, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, 36 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:30,958 et cetera, et cetera. 37 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:35,208 Mazel tov, amen. 38 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:39,208 Obviously, he never said that because none of this is true. 39 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:43,625 [Johnny] Did you enjoy that? Yeah? 40 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:45,875 -This is my girlfriend, Daniela. -[Daniela] Hi. 41 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,375 [Kendra] Nice to meet you, Daniela. 42 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,791 Have a nice time. I'll be back in a minute. 43 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:49,833 [Daniela] Sure. 44 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:55,000 Hello, Granddad. 45 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:56,333 Johnny. 46 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,833 [man sighs] 47 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:01,791 Surprised to see you here. 48 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:03,875 -Well, I couldn't believe he was dead. -Hmm. 49 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:04,875 I had to make sure. 50 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:06,291 -Hi. -Tim. 51 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:08,625 -Daniela, nice to meet you. -How you doing there, how you doing? 52 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:09,916 How have you been, Johnny? 53 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,291 Yeah, damn good, mate. Absolutely fucking spot on, actually. 54 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:15,958 Working as a legal consultant 55 00:03:16,041 --> 00:03:18,458 tearing the ass out of my gorgeous girlfriend over there, 56 00:03:18,541 --> 00:03:21,000 life couldn't be fucking sweeter. 57 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:22,291 Did you come with anyone? 58 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:24,458 Yes, do you see that chinless twat over there? 59 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:27,416 -Who's the oaf? -That's my flatmate. 60 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,250 You brought your flatmate to a funeral? 61 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:34,541 To be honest, he just kind of goes wherever there's free food. 62 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:35,958 Why don't you go and talk to her? 63 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,541 [Johnny] Of course, she won't remember you. 64 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:43,833 Ah, having said that, I only recognized you, I think, when you started crying. 65 00:03:43,916 --> 00:03:45,791 Oh, I didn't, I didn't-- 66 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:49,375 I've got some vouchers from my nan, that's it. 67 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:51,250 -I mean, not enough to go. -[Mark] Tim. Tim! 68 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:52,500 -But you have credit cards. -Tim. Tim! 69 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:53,583 [Tim] One second. 70 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,666 -Someone I want you to meet. -[Tim] Keep saving. 71 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:57,958 -[Johnny] Hello, Tim. -[Mark] How are you doing? 72 00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:00,416 So, here's the skinny: 73 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,875 so, the self-obsessed duck face over there, 74 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:05,166 was the soon to be widow fat bloke. 75 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:07,416 Apparently, he was fucking loaded. 76 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:11,000 Good looking girl over there, she's engaged to the Ken Doll, 77 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:13,625 and the hottie, right, she's an escort. 78 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,750 [Tim] She's here with some chinless prat, right. 79 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:16,875 -[Mark] Yes. -I just can't work out which one. 80 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:18,125 -Tim. -[Tim] No, no, no. 81 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:19,083 Thank you. 82 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:21,000 Ah, so girlfriend, eh? 83 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,208 I didn't want to come standing. 84 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:24,666 Oh, so you thought you'd come with a hooker to avoid embarrassment. 85 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:26,166 She's an escort. There's a difference. 86 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:29,250 OK, I'm going to leave you two to get better acquainted. 87 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:35,333 [woman] That was a lovely service, Father. 88 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:37,416 Breaks my heart in two having lost him, 89 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:40,291 but at least I know he's at peace up there in heaven. 90 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:43,750 Oh sure, he's probably skipping along with Father Christmas 91 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,333 and the Easter Bunny right now. 92 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,666 Connie, hi. 93 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,416 I just heard that you and uh, 94 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,416 Tommy were together I just wanted to, you know, offer my condolences. 95 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,041 Thanks. 96 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,791 Such a pointless, senseless waste. 97 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:58,250 Tommy dying? 98 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,291 Yah, that too. 99 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:01,500 Um, took me by surprise, to be honest. 100 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:03,041 Didn't realize that he was your type. 101 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:06,833 Right, [chuckles] and who are you? 102 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:09,208 Mark... 103 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:11,833 We went to school together for eight years. 104 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:16,416 I don't remember Tommy mentioning you but thank you so much for coming. 105 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,708 Hey, if you, uh, if you ever want to catch up, 106 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:19,958 if you need a shoulder to cry on. 107 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:21,708 You know, I'm, I'm always here if you need me. 108 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:23,708 Sorry, Martin, I don't know who you are... 109 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:24,708 I'm Mark. 110 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,583 ...but are you seriously making moves on me 111 00:05:26,666 --> 00:05:28,333 at my boyfriend's funeral? 112 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,916 That's not what I was-- I was just saying that if you-- 113 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:34,166 Uh, I'm going to leave. He-- Here's my card. 114 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:38,166 I'm Mark, Mark Walwyn. Um, just give me a call 115 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,291 -anytime you need a-- -No. 116 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:43,041 I'm gonna-- It's not a proposition, I'm-- Tim! 117 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,250 [Tim] Nice to meet you, chinless. 118 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:49,958 Hmph... 119 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:55,291 My deepest condolences. 120 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:59,250 Just remember that Tony's in a better place now. 121 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,875 -Who is Tony? -Whatever. 122 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:02,416 [up-tempo rock music plays] 123 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,416 [chuckling] 124 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:06,333 Fucking hell. 125 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:08,916 Now, Mark, can I borrow £100, 126 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,458 'cause that escort doesn't take a fiver, I can tell you that. 127 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:15,083 Tommy would be rolling in his grave if he knew Mark had turned up. 128 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,958 -Mark who? -The wanker you were just talking to. 129 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,250 Oh. 130 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:22,000 Oh you remember, he was the one that sent you that pathetic poem. 131 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:24,291 I mean-- Tommy ended up beating him up for the next six years. 132 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:27,333 -Oh my God, that was him? -Huh-huh, yeah. 133 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,333 -Why was he here? -Well, I don't know, Connie. 134 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:31,791 -What's that? -His card. 135 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:35,625 -You're kidding me. -What? 136 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:38,125 My client, they're trying to buy this. 137 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:40,583 It's a-- it's a startup company. 138 00:06:40,916 --> 00:06:43,875 -So? -They're trying to buy it for 20 million! 139 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:46,666 Really? 140 00:06:53,041 --> 00:06:57,166 [upbeat theme music plays] 141 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:02,541 [background chatter] 142 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,416 -[Mark] Thank you so much. -[Tim] Thank you. 143 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,208 -Chin-chin. -Cheers. 144 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:09,166 Dead people. 145 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,333 Funerals. 146 00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:12,916 Ah. 147 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,708 On a scale of 1-10, 148 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:16,583 how successful was your little meeting earlier? 149 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:20,583 About a three. She didn't even remember me. 150 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:23,375 Aw, well yeah, you are very forgettable. 151 00:07:24,791 --> 00:07:28,458 How the hell does someone like Mark make 20 million? 152 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:32,458 -By being a boring sad fucking nerd. -[sighs] 153 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:37,041 He's gonna waste it on computers and porn. 154 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,166 Do something about it then. 155 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,958 What's so great about her? 156 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:42,333 It's hard to qualify really. 157 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:46,500 She just-- She was always so interesting, you know, just... 158 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:48,000 always made me laugh. 159 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:52,041 Well, it's not exactly the greatest stretch 160 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:54,458 of the imagination to presume, in certain circumstances, 161 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,541 a gold-digger such as yourself 162 00:07:57,375 --> 00:08:00,416 could relieve a moron, such as Mark, 163 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,333 of half his money. 164 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:05,000 -You mean-- -Uh-huh... 165 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:06,791 Marry him. 166 00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:09,875 Ugh, I don't want to marry someone I'm not in love with. 167 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:10,833 Of course, of course, of course. 168 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:12,791 I know you're not in fucking love with him, 169 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,583 but let's say, hypothetically, 170 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:19,250 you could love ten million, couldn't you? [kissing] 171 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,791 Hypothetically... 172 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:23,708 I could love ten million. 173 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:27,791 Exactly, that's what I thought. Mm. 174 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,333 -Johnny? -Yes, sugar-tits. 175 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,375 Get your hands off me. 176 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:34,916 Right. 177 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,458 Well, it could be worse, yeah? 178 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:41,791 You could be like him, with a gold-digger on your arm. 179 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,458 Sorry. He doesn't look too unhappy. 180 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:47,125 Hey, mate, are you happy? 181 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,291 Yes. 182 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:51,916 [grunts] Ignorance is bliss, innit? 183 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,500 I wouldn't want to be with someone 184 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,000 who's only with me for my money, would you? 185 00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,666 No, I wouldn't want to be alone either. 186 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:00,291 That would justify it? 187 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,458 If he's happy, why does he have to justify it? 188 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:09,083 [Johnny] Ah, mate. 189 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,708 -[phone ringing in distance] -Fuck off, you deserve that. 190 00:09:12,791 --> 00:09:14,916 Go on, the door's that way. Off you go. 191 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,708 [up-tempo music plays] 192 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,333 Hi, is that Mark? 193 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:37,958 [Mark] Yes, hi. 194 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:47,041 Would you be... free to meet up at all? 195 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:49,041 Yeah, I'll meet up. That sounds great. 196 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:51,208 Good, thank you. 197 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,875 They'll see you now. Go to the fourth floor. 198 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:55,416 Thank you. 199 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,208 -[upbeat music plays] -[elevator dings] 200 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,833 Amazing! OK, great, then I'll see you on Tuesday. 201 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,166 [knocking on the window] 202 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,208 Fuck off. 203 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:37,750 Because time dilation right close to a black hole is a maximum of 50%. 204 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,333 So, that doesn't make any sense that they would be there for 30 years, 205 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:41,791 whilst they're down there 40 minutes. 206 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,916 Are you OK? 207 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,958 Yeah, why? 208 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:48,833 -Cause your eye's twitching a lot. -Is it? 209 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:50,833 You're not having a stroke, are you? [sarcastic chuckle] 210 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,125 No, it's probably just pink eye. 211 00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:57,041 I don't have pink eye. I don't-- I don't have any STDs, I don't-- 212 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,291 [snickers] Hi. 213 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,958 Yes, great, thank you. 214 00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,916 That, I'm just surprised that you called me. 215 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,333 Really, why? 216 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,750 Because I could hear myself, 217 00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:12,416 and I sound stupid and I'm clearly floundering. 218 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,708 Just, just, just relax, just be yourself. 219 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,708 Thank you, thank you so much. 220 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,041 Thanks. 221 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:30,208 Uh. 222 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,250 [waiter] Yeah, it's lovely. 223 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,541 Good, glad you approve. 224 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:34,958 I do. 225 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:38,750 Thank you. 226 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:40,125 Thank you so much. 227 00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:43,333 See the point is that uh, 228 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:45,916 well, we haven't spoken for 12 years, 229 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,166 and, um, I mean there must be a reason why 230 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,958 because y-- [stammers] you know I liked you. 231 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,000 Mark, you're a nice guy. 232 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:58,541 Oh no, not-- don't call me a nice guy. 233 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,666 Not the whole "It's just not you, it's me" thing. 234 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:03,208 No, it's not me, it is you. 235 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,125 What? 236 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,291 Mark, I really liked you. 237 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:12,833 I never wanted you to be the kind of guy that let life slip through their fingers. 238 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:18,750 If Tommy's passing taught us anything, it's that life's short, and... [exhales] 239 00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:21,791 If there's something you want, 240 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,333 you've gotta take it. 241 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:30,583 What are you doing? 242 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,166 What do you think? 243 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:36,666 I mean, if I'm misreading things, that's very embarrassing for me. 244 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,541 I think that ship's sailed. 245 00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:41,875 Has it? 246 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,208 -Apéritif--Yes! -Oh, just kiss me, Mark. 247 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,291 -[glass clangs] -[Mark] Oh. 248 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:57,291 I am so sorry. I am so sorry. 249 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,000 Excuse me, thank you. Hey. 250 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,416 Thank you, thank you so much. 251 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,333 Just a little drop, ah. 252 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 [sniffs] You're fine. 253 00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:33,250 So the reason I-- I did the second glass of wine, 254 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:37,375 uh, was because, didn't want it to stain, 255 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,041 hence the white wine. 256 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:44,083 Uh, I realize you're not a carpet. 257 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,166 No. 258 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,041 So-- 259 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,000 I fucked that one up, didn't I? 260 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,625 At least it wasn't flaming Sambucas! 261 00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:58,833 Mark. 262 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,291 [uplifting romantic music plays] 263 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,875 [grunts] 264 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,375 Yes. [grunts] 265 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,208 ["Heartland" playing] 266 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:25,875 ♪ If you ain't having no fun Must be something wrong with ya ♪ 267 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,166 ♪ Let me take your fingerprints ♪ 268 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,916 ♪ Pay your way and now you're in ♪ 269 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,625 ♪ And better seal your lips So that'll be the end of ya ♪ 270 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,666 ♪ Come and find your love At the heartland ♪ 271 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,541 ♪ Heartland ♪ 272 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,083 ♪ Ain't nothin' you're looking for ♪ 273 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,875 ♪ You've had enough but you wanted more ♪ 274 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:54,000 ♪ Come and lose yourself At the heartland, heartland ♪ 275 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:56,750 ♪ You'll forget who you were before ♪ 276 00:14:56,833 --> 00:15:01,125 ♪ Give it up, you can have it all In the heartland ♪ 277 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,833 ♪ Hand yourself in 'Cause you're goddamn ready to ♪ 278 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:14,083 ♪ It's a happy ending No one leaves it feeling blue ♪ 279 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,125 ♪ Let's take a ride on the Ferris wheel ♪ 280 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,833 ♪ Short on cash, we can make a deal ♪ 281 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:24,875 ♪ We got everything you want We can make your dreams come true ♪ 282 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:30,125 ♪ Come and find your love At the heartland ♪ 283 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,458 ♪ Heartland ♪ 284 00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:34,250 ♪ Ain't nothin' you're looking for ♪ 285 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,875 ♪ You've had enough but you wanted more ♪ 286 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,375 ♪ Come and lose yourself At the heartland ♪ 287 00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,666 [grunts] 288 00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:45,916 [Mark] Klutz. 289 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,666 [romantic music plays] 290 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,041 Connie, 291 00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,750 you once told me that if there's something in life that you want, 292 00:15:56,833 --> 00:16:00,333 you have to take it, and I'm uh, 293 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:03,916 uh... I'm crazy about you 294 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:07,125 and uh, tonight I'm hoping that one little word-- 295 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,208 Yes. 296 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:13,000 But I, uh, I wrote this whole, uh, this um-- 297 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,500 Ugh, Mark, you're so sweet. Come here. 298 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,458 Thank you. 299 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,291 That's how I always pictured it. 300 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,625 Me too. 301 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:42,458 [Mark] Tim, we've been friends now for-- I don't know. 302 00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:45,333 But in that time, we've always been there for each other, haven't we? 303 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,500 Friends is a very strong word, but, yes, flatmates. 304 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,250 We've always been very supportive of each other. 305 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,791 So, on my special day, 306 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:55,083 when I have the love of my life on one side, 307 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:58,916 nothing would make me prouder than to have my best, um, 308 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 flatmate on the other. 309 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:02,583 I suppose it makes sense. 310 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,958 So, the question I want to ask you, Timmy... 311 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:11,458 Tim, is-- will you do me the honor of being my best man? 312 00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:13,916 Yeah, all right, just give me my hand back. 313 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,583 Give me a hug, you big tit. 314 00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,250 Aw, that was easy. 315 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,916 Well, in my capacity as best man 316 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,333 I'm going to ask you to reconsider marrying her. 317 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,083 -What? -Now... 318 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:30,375 I'd like to draw your attention to some information I've had compiled. 319 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:31,583 [chuckles] What is this? 320 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,083 She's a bit of a shit. 321 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,875 You can't call her a bit of a shit, Tim. 322 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,000 She's my fiancé. 323 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:42,041 Well, I'm duty bound to make you fully aware 324 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,541 that you're about to marry a shit. 325 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,000 She's not a shit. She's awesome. 326 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,416 Is she though? 327 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,083 I mean, look at the evidence. It's there in black and white. 328 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,958 Look, you just don't know her the way I do, OK? 329 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:55,000 She's wonderful. 330 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,208 She's made me happier than I've ever been, OK? 331 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:01,541 Been very inconvenient for me, being booted out of the flat. 332 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,166 Well, I was being cruel to be kind. 333 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,541 You should spread your wings a little. 334 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,666 You couldn't sleep on my couch for the rest of your life. 335 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,541 "Cruel to be kind." You're just being a twat to be selfish. 336 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,291 The only reason you wanted me out of the flat 337 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:16,416 was so you could strut around naked, balls flapping around, 338 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,500 and have sex in the lounge. 339 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,708 Yes, I was, I did, and I have. 340 00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,250 -What was it like? -Great. 341 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,208 -Lucky. -Yeah. 342 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:27,875 What do you think, Ducky? 343 00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,166 Ducky, is that a chicken leg? 344 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,166 -Chicken leg. Chicken leg. -[Ducky growls] 345 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,291 It's a chicken leg, it's a chicken leg. 346 00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:38,916 It's a chicken leg. Aw, ha, oh God. 347 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,166 -What a brute. -What a brute! 348 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,541 [soft music plays] 349 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,416 Here you go. 350 00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:48,791 Thanks. 351 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,500 -That's expensive wine. -Thank you. 352 00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:00,958 So, I was thinking, what if we got married in six weeks? 353 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,541 -Sure. -Really? 354 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,416 Get married before, if you want. 355 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,500 Whatever, if you can find a church that's free. 356 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:08,666 OK. 357 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,208 You put any thought into who you want to be your maid of honor? 358 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,875 Yeah, my sister. 359 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:16,458 Oh, [inhales] could she go on holy ground? 360 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,666 Nothing funny about a pigmentation problem, Mark. 361 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,000 -She's not a vampire! -OK. [chuckles] 362 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,166 I just thought, you know, it would be Kendra. 363 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,416 I like her, she's great. 364 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,375 Well, maybe you should marry her instead. 365 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,833 All right, I just thought she'd be your first-- 366 00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:32,208 Oh, Jesus Christ, Mark! Will you stop talking about the wedding? 367 00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:33,416 Shut up! 368 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,625 [sighs] 369 00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:46,916 Oh, uh, hi. 370 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:48,875 I'm sorry, baby. 371 00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:53,666 Mm. 372 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:57,500 I'm just adjusting. It's all very new for me. 373 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,375 Don't be mad at me. 374 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:00,458 Well I'm-- 375 00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:04,791 you know, I'm not entirely sure you should be... unpunished. 376 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,500 I'm ready for anything. 377 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,041 Whatever you want to give me. 378 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,625 -OK. -[phone ringing] 379 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,250 No, no don't-- 380 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,208 Hello, oh hi! No, I hadn't heard about that. 381 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,083 Tell me, tell me! 382 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,958 [exhales] Blue balls. 383 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,250 Don't look at me! 384 00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:29,166 [pigeon cooing] 385 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,000 [message tone] 386 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,166 [relaxing electro music playing] 387 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,083 [clears throat] 388 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,875 -[message ping] -[Johnny] Sugar tits, 389 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,708 not too much longer then the money is ours. 390 00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,958 Just think of me if you have to shag him. 391 00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:41,083 [Connie] This is driving me crazy pretending to be in love. 392 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,500 How stupid does he think I am, 393 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,583 assuming I don't know anything about his deal? 394 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,250 [Johnny] Just saw Mark sign the papers. 395 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,833 It's a done deal, I reckon. 396 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,416 Once you marry, you'll be able to get at least half, if not more. 397 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:56,166 Especially if you can prove that he's been a lousy husband, and shag. 398 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,750 Laughing smiley face, aubergine, water spray. 399 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:02,833 -[stifled gag] -[dramatic classical music plays] 400 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 [gags] 401 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:17,500 [groans softly] 402 00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:52,916 That's gross. 403 00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:47,833 [screams] 404 00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:58,458 ["Play Dead" playing] 405 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,000 [groans] 406 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:05,291 ♪ You know the way my blood runs ♪ 407 00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:08,958 ♪ 'Cause darlin' you're the only one ♪ 408 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:11,791 ♪ Can you and I go somewhere ♪ 409 00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:15,708 ♪ Go somewhere we can be alone ♪ 410 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:18,500 ♪ Lying like John and Yoko ♪ 411 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:24,458 ♪ Or fake our deaths and leave Am I tripping, are you with me ♪ 412 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,083 ♪ 'Cause darlin' you're the... ♪ 413 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,500 -Hey. -Hey. 414 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,208 Put your glad rags on. We're going out for dinner. 415 00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:31,625 Ugh, you're always doing this. 416 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:34,000 I'm tired. I'm in my pajamas. I'm not going out. 417 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,625 OK, I just got some good news. I wanted to celebrate. 418 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:39,833 [under her breath] What, someone's upgraded you to the idiot in the village? 419 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,958 -What? -Nothing, sweetheart. What's your news? 420 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,750 Well, looks like I've come into some money. 421 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:47,833 What? 422 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,041 Amazing! How much? 423 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,208 Twenty. 424 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,375 Twenty million, fuck! [chuckles] 425 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,125 No! 426 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,416 [chuckles] Twenty grand! 427 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,541 My uncle died. It's brilliant. 428 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:05,291 Oh, congrats. 429 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:07,916 Yeah. Twenty million! [sarcastic chuckle] 430 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,291 No, no, ha! 431 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:11,125 [sarcastic chuckle] What a random number. 432 00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:14,000 I don't know. I don-- uh? 433 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:18,875 That's so strange that you would just pick twenty million out of anywhere. 434 00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,000 What? I don't know, I was going to-- 435 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:23,583 And then you said and um, I got carried away and-- 436 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:25,375 -But that's still so weird. -So weird. 437 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,583 It just goes straight from err to that. 438 00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:29,166 -[Mark sarcastically chuckles] -[nervously laughs] Twenty-- 439 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:33,416 Listen, what I've decided is, I'm going to spend it all on the wedding. 440 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:37,000 Because you, my love, you deserve the best. 441 00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:40,000 -So sweet. -[chuckles] 442 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,666 Twenty million! [chuckles] Idiot. 443 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:48,541 [laughing forcibly] 444 00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,208 [clears throat] 445 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:57,958 Did you reserve the table? 446 00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,500 No, but I think we'll be all right. 447 00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:05,833 Is there a good reason we didn't get a cab? 448 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,041 Well, yeah, I thought you'd appreciate the exercise. 449 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,708 Those jeans were a bit tight. 450 00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:18,208 [Mark] Yeah, I hope you'll like it. 451 00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:20,208 Uh, it's one of my favorite places in town. 452 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,875 [Connie] I'm sure, but-- 453 00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:23,250 [Mark] You all right? 454 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:27,083 Can I get two large doners, extra chili, extra garlic, please? 455 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:29,833 And uh, do you want-- do you want a Coke? 456 00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:31,708 Hey, two Cokes. 457 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:33,083 You're kidding? 458 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:34,916 There you go. 459 00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:37,000 That'll be £9.50. 460 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:38,625 Oh, OK, hold on. 461 00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:41,166 Bollocks, I've left my wallet at home. 462 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:44,250 -Can you lend me a tenner? -Seriously? 463 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,666 Don't embarrass me in front of kebab man. 464 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:52,166 She's got it. It's all right. 465 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,500 Oh, 20! Keep the change. 466 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:03,125 Ah, you're right, I should have booked. 467 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:04,375 Look, it's full up. 468 00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:09,041 This is a really good kebab shop. 469 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:10,583 Do you seriously expect me to sit here 470 00:27:10,666 --> 00:27:12,916 and eat this on the street like a cockroach? 471 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,083 A cockroach? That's a bit much, isn't it? 472 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,958 Look at this. Thank you. 473 00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:20,125 I have been looking forward to this all day. 474 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:22,833 Extra garlicky. 475 00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:27,458 Oh! 476 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:30,791 Uh, it's all right. 477 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:34,125 What's wrong? You don't like kebabs? 478 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:36,250 Wearing them? No! 479 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:37,666 Eating them-- 480 00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:40,541 Yes! 481 00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,041 We should do this again sometime. This is fun. 482 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,166 -I would like to go home. -Yeah, OK. 483 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,750 Oh, but I haven't thanked you for this, come here. 484 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:53,583 Such a lucky man. 485 00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:56,041 I know. [chuckles] 486 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,958 [Mark] Come on, it's gonna get cold. 487 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,125 [grunts] 488 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:12,875 Morning. 489 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,375 Morning. [groans] 490 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:19,708 [Mark sighs] 491 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:24,500 [radio playing "Play Dead"] 492 00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:34,416 -Morning. Eat that. -[squeak] 493 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,750 [laughs] 494 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,291 We meant to be doing something today? 495 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:42,416 Uh, yeah, getting my wedding dress. Uh-huh! 496 00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,208 Aw, I don't want to do that. That doesn't sound like any fun for me. 497 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,333 Baby, it's not about you having fun. 498 00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:50,666 It's about you being there to support me. 499 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,791 -Uh-huh. -And pay for the dress. 500 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:58,083 Of course. Sweetheart, I have you covered. 501 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,000 What's that? Half a shoe? 502 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:05,833 [whispers] Are trying to be funny again? 503 00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:06,833 Nope. 504 00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:10,250 Baby, please don't make me regret saying yes. 505 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,625 I don't do cheap. 506 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,208 Well, if you're having second thoughts about the wedding? 507 00:29:14,541 --> 00:29:15,875 Of course not. [laughs] 508 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:17,875 It's our special day, 509 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:19,541 and as your princess, 510 00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:22,041 I'm going to make sure I look like one. 511 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:26,250 So, that means the cheapest dress probably isn't the nicest. 512 00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:28,625 Yeah, but, superstition. 513 00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,458 Super special. 514 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:33,000 Super special, OK, OK. 515 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,250 Is that my coffee? 516 00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:35,583 Oh, do you want one? 517 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,583 [clicks tongue, groans] It's empty. 518 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:46,333 Last one, sorry. It was nice though. 519 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,708 [Mark] Why don't you want Kendra at the wedding? 520 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,291 [Connie] We don't talk anymore. 521 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,791 [Mark] You fall out? 522 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:57,250 Can we stop talking about Kendra? 523 00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:03,833 What do you think? 524 00:30:04,416 --> 00:30:06,416 Yeah. I like it. [laughs] 525 00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:11,125 -[laughs] Yeah. -[laughs] Yeah. 526 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:12,250 Just... [laughs] 527 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:16,125 It reminds me of that, [laughs] 528 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,416 but like in a good way, obviously. 529 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:20,416 I'll try another one on. 530 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,083 You sure? I like it. 531 00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:23,500 Yeah. 532 00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:25,875 [phone ringing] 533 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:29,166 Tim, oh thank God, I'm so fucking bored. 534 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,791 No, I'm not doing anything important. 535 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:33,458 -["Somewhere in My Heart" playing] -♪ Summer in the city ♪ 536 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:34,833 ♪ Where the air is still ♪ 537 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:39,125 ♪ A baby being born to the overkill ♪ 538 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:43,083 ♪ Who cares what people say ♪ 539 00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:46,041 ♪ We walk down love's motorway ♪ 540 00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:47,625 -♪ Ambition and love ♪ -[groans] 541 00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:49,458 ♪ Wearing boxing gloves ♪ 542 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:50,541 Slutty. 543 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:52,291 [groans] 544 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:59,291 ♪ But somewhere in my heart There is a star that shines for you ♪ 545 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:03,208 ♪ Silver splits the blue ♪ 546 00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:07,583 -♪ Love will see it through ♪ -[frustrated grunt] 547 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:11,750 ♪ Somewhere in my heart There is the will to... ♪ 548 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,625 Do you approve of this one? 549 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,833 I mean, yeah, they're all fine. 550 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,583 You've had a shitty comment for every dress I've tried on. 551 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:19,541 I like this one, 552 00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:23,041 so I'm just waiting for the possible fault that you're going to find with it. 553 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:26,666 [exasperated sigh] Look, if I have to find a fault, 554 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,041 I mean, if you're going to put a gun against my head... 555 00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:31,083 makes you look like a man. 556 00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:33,208 -A man? -No, sorry. 557 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:35,875 Not a man, like a drag queen, 558 00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:38,208 but like a really bang-able one. 559 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,500 Well, feel free to find a dress that doesn't make me look like RuPaul 560 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:46,875 or a pregnant whale or a French prostitute. 561 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:51,041 Because I would like to find a dress that doesn't make you laugh 562 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,333 or make me feel like a circus act. 563 00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,500 I mean, there must be one, so-- 564 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:56,875 Which one? 565 00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,250 That one. 566 00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,333 [Mark] That one, that one, that one. 567 00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:05,208 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 568 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,291 Next, next, next, more. 569 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:09,208 Ah, ah, ah, don't skip it. 570 00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:11,208 Ah, ah, one back. 571 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:13,750 That's the bunny. 572 00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:16,916 Thi-- This one? 573 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,583 Yes. 574 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:22,541 Sir, this one's actually a child's bridesmaids dress. 575 00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:24,375 It's a joke. It's a bridesmaid's dress. 576 00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,625 Well, they'll let it out. 577 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:27,375 It's green. 578 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:30,750 Who wants to be like all the other brides? You'll stand out. 579 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:33,333 You'll be-- you'll be my pea green princess. 580 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,833 [sarcastically] Are you gonna be my pea green groom? 581 00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:36,958 -No. [chuckles] -No! 582 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:38,708 I'm not stupid. 583 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,416 Go on, go try it on. 584 00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:54,750 Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that. 585 00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:59,708 No, it doesn't even fit me. It's a children's dress, for children. 586 00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:04,625 Here standeth before me an angel in green. An angel. 587 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:06,291 [sighs] 588 00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:20,125 Oh my God, it's beautiful. It's so green. I love it. 589 00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:21,500 That's the dress. That's it. 590 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,166 I want to marry you in that dress. 591 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,791 Ladies, thank you very much. We'll wrap it up. We'll take it. 592 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:31,500 [exciting music plays] 593 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:32,916 There you go, gentlemen. 594 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,500 This is so much harder than I thought it would be. 595 00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:40,833 What? Being a dick? 596 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:43,458 Mm-hm, it's harder than you think. 597 00:33:43,541 --> 00:33:45,291 Well, why don't you just call it quits? 598 00:33:45,708 --> 00:33:47,916 My rent's due in a week. I can move straight back in. 599 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,333 Let's go home now and start throwing her stuff out. 600 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:51,916 I am not throwing in the towel, Timmy. 601 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,458 I have to believe, even if it's microscopic in size, 602 00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:55,750 that she has some dignity left. 603 00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,458 She's got to be about to crack. 604 00:33:58,416 --> 00:34:00,375 Isn't that that twat from the funeral? 605 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:03,250 [muttering] Yeah, let's talk about this later. 606 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,458 How goes it? 607 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,291 Johnny, Tim. Tim, Johnny. 608 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:09,083 Yeah, yeah, we met at the funeral, remember? Uh, chinless. 609 00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:11,500 -Lovely to see you again, Timothy. -Whatever. 610 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,208 [phone ringing] 611 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:16,250 Uh, sugar tits, can I get a pint for my guys over here. 612 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:18,583 He's fucking JS. 613 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,625 He's the bloke who's been talking to Connie. 614 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:23,291 Well, you're gonna definitely have to raise your game 615 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,416 if you want to be as obnoxious as this prick. 616 00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:27,041 Look, listen, do you know who you're talking to? 617 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:29,125 Do you know who you're talking to? Jonathan Sothcott. 618 00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:30,458 Do you know who I'm fucking talking to? 619 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:32,166 It's the dickless fuckface, that fucking isn't having you. 620 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:33,500 Now go fuck yourself. 621 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,041 Ugh, fucking charities. 622 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,500 Mate, if I wanted head, I would have asked for a fucking blowjob. 623 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:44,250 You, pint, sort it out. 624 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,250 -Sorry, I do apologize, sir. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 625 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:51,041 [Johnny laughs] 626 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,666 -Wonderful. -[bartender] Aye. 627 00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:57,875 -[bartender exhales] -Just... stop. 628 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:03,791 Thanks. 629 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:07,083 -Hey. -Kendra, hi, hi. 630 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:09,166 -Oh God. -Uh-- 631 00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:14,375 Avoided an awkward situation there, didn't we? 632 00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,500 -Did we? -Maybe that can be our thing. 633 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,083 Listen, whatever Connie wants you to say to me, 634 00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,458 -I don't know why she didn't just-- -No, she didn't. 635 00:35:19,541 --> 00:35:20,875 Connie didn't send me to say anything. 636 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:22,625 No, [stammering] this is for me. 637 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,208 OK, what do you want? 638 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:27,333 -Grab a coffee? -Yeah. Sorry, Mark. Thanks. 639 00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:33,125 And so yeah, for whatever reason, 640 00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:35,750 she and Johnny think I'm about to become rich, 641 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:38,083 and so they're just-- Thank you. 642 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:40,083 -[waiter] That's fine. -They're just using me. 643 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,833 -Classic Connie. -Yeah, 644 00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:44,208 that's my sad, sorry tale. 645 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,541 Why did you two fall out? 646 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:50,416 Once upon a time, I was engaged, and she slept with my fiancé. 647 00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:52,375 Oh. 648 00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:54,500 No happy ending then. [laughs] 649 00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,291 I caught them at Tommy's funeral. 650 00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:59,541 He was consoling her in a back room, my back room. 651 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,166 -I mean anal. -[Mark laughs] 652 00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:03,916 She could've been my maid of honor! How clichéd is that? 653 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,041 Anal. 654 00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:07,625 Maybe I should take a leaf out of your book and get revenge on him. 655 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:11,041 Well, I have a list of things I was planning to do. 656 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,500 -Uh-huh. -Happy to share. 657 00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:14,708 -Great. -Fucking anal. 658 00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:18,250 Uh, you could create a fake email and send his boss dick pics. 659 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,875 You drop eye drops in his drink. You could fake a pregnancy. 660 00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,333 Oh my God, do you know what I could do? 661 00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:23,583 -[Kendra] OK. -What? 662 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:26,541 A letter arrived from the Modern School of Art inviting him to apply. 663 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:29,250 It's his dream opportunity. It's all he's ever talked about. 664 00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:31,708 He doesn't know the letter's arrived. 665 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,875 Rip it up. 666 00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:35,208 It's a bit of a shit thing to do, though, isn't it? 667 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,291 Aw, cheating on your fiancé with her best friend isn't? 668 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,416 -Fuck him. -Fuck him. 669 00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:42,416 How far are you going to take this? 670 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,458 [sighs] Take it as far as it needs to go. 671 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:48,583 It's weird though. She's strangely thick skinned. 672 00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:50,625 She seems to be taking it all in a stride. 673 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,416 -Bitchy. -You know what it is? 674 00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:55,833 I think I'm too charming. I just seem to fail to repel her. 675 00:36:57,416 --> 00:37:00,083 No? No, OK, it's not that. 676 00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:01,958 She hates not being center of attention. 677 00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:04,833 Do you want to help me with something? 678 00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:06,250 What little something? 679 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,208 Are you free tonight? 680 00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:11,750 [Tim] What makes you think I need to go on a blind date? 681 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:14,250 Because you sit around your flat wearing nothing but your pants 682 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,291 watching porn all day. 683 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:19,250 Uh, not true, actually. I'm on my PlayStation. 684 00:37:19,666 --> 00:37:22,333 Sorry, I didn't realize you were such a social butterfly. 685 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,083 Are you wearing any trousers? 686 00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:26,500 Yeah, I'll give you that one. 687 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,625 Ducky, want to go on a date? 688 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:31,416 [speaking as Ducky] Yeah. 689 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:35,208 I think it's great that he finally has a date. 690 00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:37,583 Yeah, are you sure they're going to let Tim in? 691 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:40,125 Uh, come on, Connie, can you just not be mean? 692 00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:41,875 We're meant to make him look good in front of his girlfriend. 693 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:44,916 Yeah, I'm assuming she's blind or needs a visa. 694 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,916 And here they are! Hi. Hey, come in. 695 00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:50,333 [both sides gasp] 696 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,916 Oh my God. 697 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:56,083 Mark, Connie, meet Kendra. 698 00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,083 [Mark] Wow! 699 00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:59,458 Connie, look, it's Kendra. 700 00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:00,916 Yes, I can see. 701 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,875 Mark, Kendra, do you know each other? 702 00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:07,625 [dramatically] Why, yes, we do, Tim. We all went to school together. 703 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,041 What a small world. 704 00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:11,500 -Connie. -Kendra, how are you? 705 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:12,833 Yeah, good, thanks, cunt. 706 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,458 Hey, congratulations on your engagement. He's quite the steal. 707 00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,041 [Kendra] Oh, calamari. 708 00:38:21,041 --> 00:38:22,000 [Mark exhales] 709 00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:24,166 So, how did you two meet? 710 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:27,125 In-- 711 00:38:29,291 --> 00:38:31,416 -I don't mean to pry. [chuckles] -Yes. [sarcastic laugh] 712 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:33,916 [Mark giggles] 713 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,250 I have to say, Kendra, that dress looks marvelous on you. 714 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:37,750 Well, thanks, that's so sweet. 715 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:40,666 No, not at all. Tim, you are a lucky man. 716 00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:45,083 What? Since when did you become a fashion expert? 717 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,500 You've never complimented me on anything I've ever worn. 718 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,875 Well, maybe if you went shopping with Kendra, I would. 719 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:55,125 [Kendra] I'd love to take you shopping. 720 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,083 I'm sure we could sort that out. 721 00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:59,416 Oh... um... 722 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,208 Oh my God, speaking of embarrassing things, 723 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:03,791 do you remember history lessons, 724 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,166 or awkward boner sessions, as you used to call them? 725 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:09,166 God, yeah, how could I forget? It was like clockwork. 726 00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:11,708 Never knew I liked history so much. 727 00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:13,125 He had to sit at the back of the class. 728 00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:14,208 [Mark] Yes, I was always afraid 729 00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:16,291 they'd make me go to the front and then I'd tip the table 730 00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:18,083 over on my way up! [laughter] 731 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:20,291 You're telling me. We had to put a block on the History Channel. 732 00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:22,083 [laughter] 733 00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:25,500 Tim, you're hilarious. [laughs] 734 00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:27,916 Kendra, and do you remember the time when Mr. Thomas 735 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,250 passed out outside the dining hall? [laughs] 736 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,833 He had a very serious condition, Connie. 737 00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:41,750 A bit awkward. 738 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:43,708 -What was it he had? -Narcolepsy. 739 00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:51,250 Um, didn't he end up getting buried alive? 740 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,250 [laughter] 741 00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:55,666 -That was a good one! -[laughter] 742 00:39:56,291 --> 00:39:57,166 It wasn't funny. 743 00:39:57,833 --> 00:40:02,125 Friends. [chuckling] Ah, narcolepsy. 744 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,125 [under her breath] I'm the one who's funny. 745 00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:07,208 I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, 746 00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:10,166 and she loves me back. 747 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,708 Tim, you get paid to say that. 748 00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:13,541 She probably said you were the best she ever had 749 00:40:13,625 --> 00:40:15,500 and that Tiny Tim was huge. 750 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,750 Ha, ha, you can joke all you want, Mark 751 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:21,833 it doesn't matter, because I'm in love. 752 00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:23,250 I'm in love with Kendra. 753 00:40:24,666 --> 00:40:25,708 With Kendra? 754 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,208 Yes, a million times, yes! 755 00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:31,208 Mate, why don't you sit down, 756 00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:34,875 because I think maybe you've missed the entire point of last night. 757 00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:37,500 All right. 758 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,083 [light mandolin music plays] 759 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:43,041 [Johnny] Ooh, I better get this. 760 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:46,750 -Here you go, sugar tits. -Thank you. 761 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,375 [exhales] Ah, right. 762 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,708 Could you please put some clothes on? 763 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,666 Could you please take some off? 764 00:40:55,958 --> 00:41:00,041 Oh God, it was so awkward. What the fuck was she doing there? 765 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:01,833 And to add salt to the wound, 766 00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:05,291 I had to sit there fake smiling as usual. Ugh. 767 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:09,250 I've got lockjaw on a daily basis now, ugh. 768 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,708 What, from giving loads of blowjobs? 769 00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:14,083 No. Oh God, 770 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,500 if I have to fake it anymore, I'm going to get a brain hemorrhage. 771 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,708 [yawning and mumbling] 772 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,875 I'm sorry, am I-- Am I boring you? 773 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:26,375 Ugh, ah. 774 00:41:28,541 --> 00:41:31,625 Don't go, sugar tits. 775 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,416 What you're doing is great, right? 776 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,291 I'm really proud of how far you've come. 777 00:41:35,583 --> 00:41:37,458 Just [inhales] breathe. 778 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,375 -Uh-huh. -It's all in the fucking mind now, yeah? 779 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:42,208 -You got to stay focused. -Uh-huh. 780 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,083 -[clicks tongue] Yeah? -Yeah. 781 00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,833 Think of everything we can do with it, yeah? 782 00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:48,208 I can buy therapy. 783 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,750 Great chat. 784 00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:56,875 [scoffs] 785 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,583 -You used me. -I thought you knew what we were doing. 786 00:42:01,666 --> 00:42:03,208 -How could you do that to me? -Because, Tim, 787 00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:04,958 I thought you knew what we were doing. 788 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:07,791 Why? Because I don't have feelings? Because I don't have needs? 789 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:11,250 -Oh, for God's sake. -Oh, good old Tim, we'll use him. 790 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:15,041 All he does is sit around and watch porn all day. 791 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,000 Ah, uh, he won't mind. 792 00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:20,166 He's probably spanking one out right now as we speak. 793 00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:23,541 -Were you? -Yes. 794 00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:25,708 -Well... -Well, that's beside the point. 795 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:29,333 You assumed that I was too insensitive to care. 796 00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:32,000 Prick me, Mark. Do I not bleed? 797 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:35,625 Tim, I remember telling you the actual words 798 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:37,458 that it was a fake date. 799 00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:40,541 Congratulations, Mark, because I do care. 800 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,208 I do bleed. 801 00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:48,458 [huffs] 802 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:51,500 Tim. 803 00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:53,666 [door slams] 804 00:42:55,958 --> 00:42:58,500 -Tim? -Yeah. 805 00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:00,083 Do you want to go on a quick holiday? 806 00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:01,583 Yeah, all right. 807 00:43:02,541 --> 00:43:05,041 [classical music plays] 808 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:27,208 -[Connie screaming] -[music crescendos and abruptly stops] 809 00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:28,708 What the hell. 810 00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:31,125 Honestly, you barely notice it. 811 00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:33,833 Are you blind, or are you just a fucking moron? 812 00:43:33,916 --> 00:43:36,166 I like it. I think it suits you. 813 00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,250 You're a moron. 814 00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:42,375 I'm not the one who put hair removal cream in my shampoo, am I? 815 00:43:42,458 --> 00:43:45,333 What the hell was hair removal cream doing in there in the first place? 816 00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:47,750 I'm sorry, but do you want me to have a hairy back? 817 00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:49,833 [crying] 818 00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:53,333 Look, the uh, car's going to be here in less than an hour, 819 00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:56,500 do you think maybe you'll have sobbed out all your boohooing by then? 820 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:57,583 [Connie crying] No! 821 00:43:57,666 --> 00:44:00,708 No? OK. Then maybe you have a big hat? 822 00:44:00,791 --> 00:44:01,958 No, I do not have a big hat, 823 00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:03,791 and if you think I'm going to go out in public 824 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,583 looking like this-- 825 00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:10,458 OK, well, then I'll uh, I'll cancel the car and the holiday then. 826 00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:11,458 Thank you. 827 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,208 I'll, uh, call the church and postpone the wedding too. 828 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:17,583 What? 829 00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,416 Well, if you can't go out in public, I assume 830 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,625 you have to wait till your hair grows back to get married. 831 00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:23,125 So if-- I mean, think of the photos. 832 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:27,000 No, it's fine. 833 00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:29,750 -Is it? Are you sure, slappy? -[chuckles] 834 00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:35,833 It's not bad. It's actually like you said, quite good. 835 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:39,875 Look at all the things that I can do 836 00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:43,958 that I couldn't do when I had too much hair. 837 00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:47,083 Great, 838 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:51,375 -so all good for the holiday then? -Yup. 839 00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:55,333 Cool. I think I have something that might help. 840 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,916 [Mark] Come on. 841 00:44:57,333 --> 00:45:01,000 In case you were wondering, I wore it for a fancy dress contest. 842 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,000 I was Cher. 843 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:03,833 [under her breath] No, I wasn't wondering. 844 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:06,125 I wore it a bit better than you, though. That's probably why I came second. 845 00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:07,875 Excellent, there they are. 846 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,500 Surprise, road trip. 847 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:12,708 Oh my fucking God. This is your surprise? 848 00:45:12,791 --> 00:45:14,875 -Who doesn't love a road trip? -Me. 849 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:16,083 -Come on. -I don't. 850 00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:19,250 -Let me help you with that bag. -[Mark] Yeah, yeah, of course. 851 00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:20,333 Thank you, pal. Hello, love. 852 00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:21,666 -Hi, babe. -Hi. 853 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:24,000 -Nice to see you. Your hair. -Yes, my hair. 854 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,583 -Look at you. -Yup. 855 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,250 -Ready? -[dog barks] 856 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:29,000 What the-- What is that? 857 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,208 Oh, say hello to Ducky. 858 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:31,958 I hate dogs. 859 00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:34,166 Trust me, it'll be fun. Come on, get the door. 860 00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:38,833 -There you go. -[Kendra] Thanks. 861 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:45,000 Excuse me. Timmy, all right, pal. 862 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,791 So, No, no, no, no, no, please. Hello, Ducky. 863 00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:49,958 [Tim] Hello, Ducky. 864 00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:52,083 There you go. 865 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,791 Come on, hurry up. Come on, let's go. 866 00:45:56,083 --> 00:46:00,291 [electronic piano music plays] 867 00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:02,208 [car horn beeps] 868 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:04,750 [Mark] She is so slow. 869 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,000 Waiting all day for you, come on. 870 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,333 [Connie] Tim. Tim, 871 00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:14,166 could you please tell your stupid dog to stop breathing all over me? 872 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:15,208 I'm going to be sick. 873 00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:17,416 Ducky, stop breathing on your auntie Connie. 874 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,166 There's a good dog. 875 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:20,750 You know, Tim, this is, this is a lovely car. 876 00:46:21,458 --> 00:46:22,833 It's much nicer than I was expecting. 877 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:25,291 -How did you afford this? -Ah, you know. 878 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:28,208 No, I don't, that's why I'm asking. How did you afford it? 879 00:46:28,291 --> 00:46:30,541 Popped it on the old credit card. No need to thank me. 880 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:33,208 [chuckles] Yeah. Stop going on about it. 881 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,583 You don't have a credit card, Tim. 882 00:46:37,291 --> 00:46:38,708 [Mark] Where is the lease agreement? 883 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:46,416 You put it on my fucking credit card. 884 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,333 Like I said, no need to thank me, all yours. 885 00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:50,375 -You've hired it for a fucking month? -Yeah. 886 00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:51,875 -Just-- Fuck me! -[Tim] Shit. 887 00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:53,500 Fuck me. God, sorry. 888 00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:55,166 Motherfucker. 889 00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:58,083 -Oh, are you all right? -That's going to stain. 890 00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:01,583 You think? Fucking joke. 891 00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:02,833 What is? 892 00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:06,208 Everything. Everything you have done is a joke. 893 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:07,708 All right, keep your hair on. 894 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,041 What is it? Do you just wake up every morning 895 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:12,541 and think of all the things you could do to annoy me? 896 00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:14,500 I'm struggling to fathom 897 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:18,166 how someone can operate on such a moronic level. 898 00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:21,000 Really? I thought I completed you. 899 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,375 Let's not mistake the fire for the fireman. 900 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:25,541 Oh, interesting distinction. Let's see where she goes with this. 901 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,916 OK, uh, where to begin? 902 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,500 You have the social grace of a syphilitic gorilla, 903 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:34,375 and I can't go anywhere without you humiliating me. 904 00:47:34,458 --> 00:47:35,333 That's not true. 905 00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:38,541 OK, what about the concert we went to where you sung along? 906 00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:40,708 -It's a concert. -We were at the opera. 907 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,458 Well, excuse me, your majesty! 908 00:47:43,041 --> 00:47:46,000 OK, and then the time I took you to my favorite restaurant, 909 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:47,791 and you complained the food was undercooked? 910 00:47:47,875 --> 00:47:49,541 I like my steak well done. 911 00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:50,625 It was steak tartare. 912 00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:53,041 It's supposed to be raw. You fucking moron! 913 00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:56,083 If I'm such an unbearable monster to be around 914 00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:57,791 why don't you just call the whole thing off? 915 00:48:04,791 --> 00:48:08,500 I spy with my little eye something beginning with H. 916 00:48:08,916 --> 00:48:10,125 No, no. No, no. No, you don't. 917 00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:11,541 -Hedge. -[Kendra] No. 918 00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:12,875 -Haircut. -[Kendra] No. 919 00:48:13,208 --> 00:48:14,916 -Hitchhiker. -[Mark] Oh, yeah. 920 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,083 -Don't, don't, don't. No, no, no, no. -Yes, we're going to do it. 921 00:48:21,791 --> 00:48:23,541 -Cool car, guys. -Thank you. 922 00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:25,583 Cool dog, cool dog. Fucked him? 923 00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:28,916 No? That's a cute dog, man. 924 00:48:30,166 --> 00:48:32,333 You farted? No? 925 00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:33,541 [Connie] Fuck off. 926 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,791 Fair enough. Anybody fancy a threesome? 927 00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:38,416 There's five of us. 928 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,833 Yeah, well, two can watch, one can film! 929 00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:43,958 [screams] 930 00:48:45,541 --> 00:48:46,916 [groans] 931 00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:51,041 [acoustic guitar] 932 00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:56,666 I'm just gonna change my top. 933 00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:30,750 Were we supposed to be leaving Connie behind? 934 00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:33,666 [Mark] Fuck. 935 00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:39,083 Fuck, I wouldn't even do this on purpose. 936 00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:41,958 [Mark] Oh God, look, she looks so happy. 937 00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:48,250 [Mark] I'm so sorry. 938 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:57,083 I'm really sorry, Connie, can you just-- 939 00:49:58,166 --> 00:49:59,500 Can you say something? 940 00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:04,666 Call me stupid or useless? 941 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:05,750 Something? 942 00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:09,250 [pensive emotional music plays] 943 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:22,958 [sniffs] 944 00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:31,375 [crow cawing] 945 00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:33,250 [Connie] What do you mean we're sleeping in a tent? 946 00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:36,458 We're sleeping in a tent. 947 00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:41,916 [Kendra] Come on, it will be fun. 948 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,583 [Connie] Oh God, why are you pretending to enjoy all this? 949 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:45,833 [Kendra] Could ask you the same question. 950 00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:47,166 What do you mean by that? 951 00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:50,166 You clearly don't love Mark. 952 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:53,791 -[scoffs] Of course, I do. -Really? 953 00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,500 Well, then name something you even like about him 954 00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:58,250 because you clearly don't struggle to list the things he does that piss you off. 955 00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:00,916 I knew this would happen. 956 00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,875 Yup, you still blame me. 957 00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:06,416 'Course not. You were such a good friend. 958 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,625 It's not my fault you can't hang on to a boyfriend. 959 00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:10,916 Fiancé, and yes, it is if you're the one who fucks him. 960 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:17,041 [Tim] Come on now, I've got your dish. 961 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:22,375 -[Ducky growls] -[Tim] I have it. 962 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:25,708 Oh, beans? 963 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,875 -Not really a big fan. -Right. 964 00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,666 Going down to the supermarket, anyone? 965 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:31,875 Knock yourself out. 966 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,791 -I'll come. -Right. 967 00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:39,708 You know what? I saw a lovely pub nearby. 968 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,583 Spork. 969 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,875 It's not yours, Ducky! 970 00:51:47,791 --> 00:51:49,833 -Are we taking this too far? -No. 971 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:53,916 Was it honestly an accident leaving Connie behind? 972 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,291 -["You think I am so stupid" playing] -Yes. 973 00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:57,875 Are you sure it hasn't just become second nature to be mean to her? 974 00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:00,958 Most people would've moved on by now. 975 00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:03,833 Really? You moved on from your fiancé? 976 00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:06,791 No. 977 00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:09,958 Thanks. 978 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,666 Rip up the letter. You'll feel better. 979 00:52:13,916 --> 00:52:17,375 I don't think revenge is the answer, and I don't think you do either. 980 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:19,000 Well, that's working for me. 981 00:52:28,916 --> 00:52:30,250 -Here, go on. -No. 982 00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:31,500 Let's destroy the evidence. 983 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:35,041 -[phone camera clicks] -What are you doing? 984 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:37,458 What I should've done from the start. 985 00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:41,000 I'm sending it to him. 986 00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:47,708 Maybe Connie deserves this, 987 00:52:47,791 --> 00:52:51,791 but are we any better by being so dishonest and manipulative? 988 00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:56,125 Getting your dignity back has got be worth something, isn't it? 989 00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:58,708 Yeah, but I'd like to point out there is a big difference 990 00:52:58,791 --> 00:53:01,541 between getting your dignity back and getting revenge. 991 00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:03,333 Maybe it's just time that on behalf of all men 992 00:53:03,416 --> 00:53:05,333 that have been duped by some scurrilous gold-digger 993 00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:06,916 that I get a little payback. 994 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:10,000 Bollocks. Don't play the victim. 995 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:12,583 Don't pretend this is some grand crusade. 996 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:15,500 -This is about your fragile ego. -Oh? 997 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,708 Here's the thing I don't understand, Mark. 998 00:53:17,791 --> 00:53:21,250 Connie is already a fundamentally unhappy person, right? 999 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:24,833 So, why are you wasting so much of your time and energy 1000 00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:26,458 on trying to make her even more miserable? 1001 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,333 There's no prize at the end of this. 1002 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:32,666 And I don't think she's the only one who's being punished. 1003 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:35,625 I'll settle the bill. 1004 00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:39,375 ♪ I can breathe without you ♪ 1005 00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:40,750 [cellphone dings] 1006 00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:43,833 ♪ I am here ♪ 1007 00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:50,250 ♪ I can live without you I can breathe without you ♪ 1008 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:51,458 [sighs softly] 1009 00:53:56,041 --> 00:54:00,000 -[snoring] -[crows cawing] 1010 00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,541 [rustling] 1011 00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:15,375 Oh my God, oh my God. [cough, cough] Oh my God, oh my god. 1012 00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:19,583 [grunts, groans] 1013 00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:26,041 [Connie] Come here, you little shit bag. 1014 00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:27,083 [Mark] Connie, can I have a word? 1015 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:28,916 [Connie] Come here. No, leave me alone. 1016 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,166 Come on. Give it to me, stupid dog. 1017 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,833 [growling] 1018 00:54:32,916 --> 00:54:35,000 -[Mark] Connie. -Mark, leave me alone! Leave me alone! 1019 00:54:35,083 --> 00:54:37,333 -No, get off. No, no, no, no. -Connie. 1020 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:38,583 -Connie. -What? 1021 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,041 -What! -I just want to have a chat. 1022 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:44,125 Oh, you want to chat? What do you want to chat about Mark? 1023 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:48,041 What nugget of brilliance have you got for me today? 1024 00:54:48,125 --> 00:54:50,333 Have you got another fucking surprise up your sleeve? 1025 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:52,625 Are we going to the sauna with your fat friend, or maybe, 1026 00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:54,916 I'm going to go winkle picking with Kendra? That would be fun. 1027 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,375 That wouldn't be awkward, would it? 1028 00:54:57,083 --> 00:55:00,541 Tell me, Mark. I'm waiting on tenterhooks. 1029 00:55:00,625 --> 00:55:03,333 I'm waiting with bated breath 1030 00:55:03,416 --> 00:55:07,750 to hear what earth-shattering chat we're going to have. 1031 00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,583 [mid-tempo music] 1032 00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,791 Don't leave me in the dark, Mark. Tell me. 1033 00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:15,208 -Nothing, Connie. -Oh, good. So can we go home? 1034 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:16,666 No, not yet. 1035 00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:19,333 Of course. We're going to stay another night 1036 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:22,541 -in this luxury, five-star field. -Nope. 1037 00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:25,041 -Well, what then? -We're gonna, um-- 1038 00:55:25,125 --> 00:55:28,333 Oh, no, I'm gonna stop you right there. 1039 00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,083 I don't want to ruin the surprise, 1040 00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:32,333 'cause you know how much I fucking love them so far. 1041 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:33,291 Yeah well, you know what? 1042 00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,583 You'll probably hate it like everything else, wouldn't you? 1043 00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:36,916 Ugh. Where's the bathroom? 1044 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,250 Oh, it's over there next to the five-star restaurant. 1045 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:42,416 -What restaurant? -Oh, that's right. We're in a field. 1046 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:44,958 -Go behind the bushes. -I'm not going behind the bushes. 1047 00:55:45,041 --> 00:55:47,208 Go wherever you want, Connie. Just do it downwind of me. 1048 00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:51,458 Fuck you. Fuck off! 1049 00:55:52,916 --> 00:55:54,375 You get out as well. 1050 00:55:58,416 --> 00:56:01,458 What, a fucking lunch box? Fucking camping. 1051 00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:03,500 Whose fucking shit idea was that? 1052 00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:07,625 Could you help tidy up? Fucking done with camping. 1053 00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:10,083 Fucking done with it. Never again, never. 1054 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,375 [mid-tempo rock music plays] 1055 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,875 Connie! Connie! 1056 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,583 Connie, are you asleep? 1057 00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:24,041 -Connie. -[Connie] What? Shut up. 1058 00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:25,375 -Are you asleep? -Yes. 1059 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:26,583 I was just checking. 1060 00:56:32,125 --> 00:56:33,208 -[thud] -Ah! 1061 00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:38,083 [mid-tempo rock music continues] 1062 00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:57,791 [Patrick] We're here. 1063 00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:02,791 Kitten. Why do you do this to yourself? 1064 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:04,291 We'll have to get Alexa to sort you out. 1065 00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:06,041 If you insist on looking like a drag queen. 1066 00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:08,000 Couldn't you at least look like a pretty one? 1067 00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:09,958 Oh my God. Mom! 1068 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,791 I thought she said her parents died in a house fire. 1069 00:57:13,083 --> 00:57:14,000 Pumpkin! 1070 00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,833 [excited laughing] 1071 00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:20,125 -[kissing] You look awful. -Oh, God. 1072 00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:21,416 Surprise. 1073 00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:24,416 Well, hello, Mr. Beefcake. 1074 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:27,416 -Let's get you out of these wet things. -They're not wet. 1075 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,625 Oh, must just be me then. 1076 00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:35,625 -I'm out of here. -No, no, Tim, I need you. 1077 00:57:35,708 --> 00:57:37,708 Come on, puppy. We're going home. 1078 00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:39,625 Unlock the car. 1079 00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:41,250 Welcome, welcome. 1080 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,500 -See you inside. -[Tim, mumbling] Mark. 1081 00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:45,291 -Trust me. -But she-- 1082 00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:48,833 So, you're the lucky chap marrying my daughter, then? 1083 00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:50,625 -No, afraid not. Best man. -Oh, best man? 1084 00:57:50,708 --> 00:57:53,291 -Yes. -Are you a rugby player? 1085 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:00,625 [groans] 1086 00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:04,208 Don't take one. We don't want to have to squeeze you into your wedding dress. 1087 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:05,625 Or indeed, the church. 1088 00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:09,416 How are you, Alexa? You look like you've had a few late nights. 1089 00:58:10,041 --> 00:58:11,875 Hmph, what a chief. 1090 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:14,791 Sorry, what? 1091 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,625 I think it's a goth thing. 1092 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:19,125 -Chief. -Thank you. 1093 00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:21,583 Very kind of you to put us all up, Carol. 1094 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:24,208 Mm-mm, my pleasure. 1095 00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:27,500 Connie doesn't have that many friends over here. 1096 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:30,291 Yeah, I wonder why. 1097 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,750 Oh no, she's talking to herself again. 1098 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:35,166 I hope that doesn't mean we have to send her back to the clinic. 1099 00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,875 Well, I'm not paying for it, and she's your problem now. 1100 00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:42,125 -[Carol giggles] -Do you want some bread, Chief? 1101 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,666 Dad, will you say something? 1102 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:46,208 Alexa, don't waste food on Connie. 1103 00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:48,833 You know I recognize you. 1104 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:51,166 I'm one of Connie's oldest friends. 1105 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:53,750 She used to come here every day. 1106 00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:56,958 Oh yeah, the sexy one. 1107 00:58:57,041 --> 00:58:57,916 [Kendra] Oh, God. 1108 00:58:58,708 --> 00:59:00,250 They used to be best friends. 1109 00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,791 "Best friends." You mean only friend? 1110 00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:05,416 Until Connie fucked Kendra's fiancé. 1111 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,500 -[Carol] Alexa! -Pork chop. 1112 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:09,166 -You bitch. -Language. 1113 00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:11,000 -Chief. -Well, I must say, 1114 00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:13,791 that doesn't sound very sporting, pumpkin. I hope you apologized. 1115 00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:15,291 No, Daddy. 1116 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,083 -[Patrick] Gabby. -Yes, sir. 1117 00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:18,791 More bread. 1118 00:59:19,375 --> 00:59:20,875 [whispering loudly] Not for Connie though. 1119 00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:24,125 And uh, Gabby, fill this up, would you? 1120 00:59:28,875 --> 00:59:30,333 -[slap] -Oh, there's a good girl. 1121 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,083 [grunts] 1122 00:59:36,708 --> 00:59:40,250 [Patrick] So, you're going to make an honest woman of my daughter, then. 1123 00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:42,000 If I'm expected to give my blessing, 1124 00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:44,250 I need to know that you're going to make her happy, Mark. 1125 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,458 What's the point, if you're not going to make each other happy? 1126 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:49,916 It's a kind of embarrassing, but um, 1127 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,583 I spent most of my childhood daydreaming about my life with Connie. 1128 00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:56,041 [Patrick] Oh, you're right. 1129 00:59:56,875 --> 00:59:58,708 That was embarrassing. 1130 00:59:58,791 --> 01:00:00,041 No, no, no. That's really sweet. 1131 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:03,416 Connie is so lucky to have met someone like you. 1132 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,166 -Yes, very lucky. -Very lucky. 1133 01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:06,500 Very, very, lucky. 1134 01:00:06,583 --> 01:00:07,958 -Really lucky. -[Patrick] Very lucky. 1135 01:00:08,041 --> 01:00:10,500 -Yes, very, very, very lucky. -Chief. 1136 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:14,375 Yeah, I'm a firm believer in traditional standards. 1137 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:17,125 Woman's place is in the home and whatnot, 1138 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:19,583 or in the kitchen, if you can't afford a maid. 1139 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:21,291 That's very progressive of you. 1140 01:00:22,541 --> 01:00:25,375 Hmm. Can you afford a maid, Mark? 1141 01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:27,041 I am working on it. 1142 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,958 See, I want Connie to be independent, 1143 01:00:31,041 --> 01:00:33,541 not so reliant on Mom and Dad. 1144 01:00:33,916 --> 01:00:34,791 Yes, Daddy. 1145 01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:40,500 That's why we spent her inheritance on Alexa's promising pop career. 1146 01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:43,916 [sings] Chief. 1147 01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:50,208 Now, I know that some people may see me as a bit uh, old fashioned, that's fine. 1148 01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:51,750 The world goes on. 1149 01:00:51,833 --> 01:00:55,791 But there are certain things that I simply will not accept. 1150 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:58,583 -[Mark] No, of course not. -[Patrick] I mean, don't get me wrong. 1151 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:01,541 I know that when you're young, things can seem very confusing. 1152 01:01:02,416 --> 01:01:05,083 I myself had crushes on some of the... 1153 01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:07,750 bigger boys at my school. 1154 01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,250 [Connie] Oh, good Lord. 1155 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,375 Captain of the football team and so forth. 1156 01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:17,166 Harmless innocent fumblings, heavy petting, gobbling, 1157 01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:19,083 that sort of thing. 1158 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,958 But the point is one grows out of that type of behavior. 1159 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:25,750 I suppose so. 1160 01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:28,458 More wine? 1161 01:01:30,541 --> 01:01:33,041 I'm going to pace myself, if that's OK. 1162 01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,958 Hmm, suit yourself. 1163 01:01:35,041 --> 01:01:37,958 Gabby! Top up, please. 1164 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,541 [grunts] 1165 01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:44,083 [pigeon coos] 1166 01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:52,708 My God, let's get out of there. I couldn't fathom what he might do next. 1167 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:54,666 Yeah, minging isn't it? 1168 01:01:55,041 --> 01:01:56,250 Yeah, it's awful. 1169 01:01:56,333 --> 01:01:57,833 -Almost makes me feel sorry for her. -Hmm. 1170 01:01:57,916 --> 01:01:59,958 -Explains a lot. -Yeah, it does. 1171 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:04,000 If I didn't know any better and say what you said about her in there 1172 01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:05,458 -is how you still feel. -[slow sentimental music plays] 1173 01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:07,041 It's a good thing you know me better then, isn't it? 1174 01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:08,500 Yeah, it is. 1175 01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:10,958 You do still have feelings for her? 1176 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:12,708 -How silly. [sniffs] -Yeah, you do. 1177 01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:15,416 This isn't about punishing her because she deserves it. 1178 01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,375 This is about punishing her so you don't have to let her go. 1179 01:02:17,458 --> 01:02:20,125 No. No, that's not true. 1180 01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:22,375 You've just been validating your decision to stay with her. 1181 01:02:22,791 --> 01:02:23,875 -Really? -Yeah. 1182 01:02:24,666 --> 01:02:25,625 OK, so what's my alternative? 1183 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:27,708 All right, I go in there, end it, 1184 01:02:27,791 --> 01:02:30,208 walk off blissfully to the sunset hand in hand with Tim? 1185 01:02:30,291 --> 01:02:31,166 -Yeah. -Yeah, 1186 01:02:31,250 --> 01:02:33,250 how's that working out for you and your ex-fiancé? Are you happier now? 1187 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:36,666 I feel like myself again. I feel like I've moved on. I'm not angry. 1188 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,291 -I'm not angry! -Then what are you? 1189 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:39,541 Lonely. 1190 01:02:43,916 --> 01:02:45,125 I wish I could end it. I do. 1191 01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:47,250 I wish I could just walk in there, be done with it. 1192 01:02:50,541 --> 01:02:51,916 I can't. I just-- 1193 01:02:54,791 --> 01:02:57,541 [sighs] I've been in love with her for 20 years, Kendra. 1194 01:02:57,625 --> 01:03:00,375 I can't just-- I can't just end it. 1195 01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:02,958 Mark, you're not in love with her. 1196 01:03:03,541 --> 01:03:05,208 You've been infatuated with her. 1197 01:03:05,791 --> 01:03:07,541 You deserve to be happy. 1198 01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:10,250 You should be with someone who really understands you 1199 01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:12,458 and appreciates you and cares about you. 1200 01:03:13,541 --> 01:03:14,791 We both know that's not Connie. 1201 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,333 Oh, come here. 1202 01:03:19,541 --> 01:03:22,500 [somber music plays] 1203 01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:31,041 -[house creaking] -[thunder] 1204 01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:39,583 [wind howling] 1205 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:46,666 [music box plays] 1206 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:50,166 [thunder] 1207 01:03:57,333 --> 01:04:01,291 [dramatic classical music plays] 1208 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,416 [door knocking] 1209 01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:08,791 Who is it? 1210 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,750 -I'm coming in. -Please don't. 1211 01:04:12,125 --> 01:04:14,958 -Hello, foxy. -I think you're in the wrong room. 1212 01:04:15,041 --> 01:04:17,291 No, no, no, no, we can do it in any room you like. 1213 01:04:17,708 --> 01:04:19,125 I can't fight it any longer. 1214 01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:21,416 Your persistence has finally paid off. 1215 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:23,125 You're going to get a... 1216 01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:24,333 -[smack] -spanking. 1217 01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:26,583 All right. 1218 01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:29,791 [music intensifies] 1219 01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:45,000 My safe word is "Camembert." 1220 01:04:45,291 --> 01:04:48,000 Well, my safe-word is, your husband terrifies me. 1221 01:04:57,291 --> 01:05:00,208 Don't mind me, old chap. I'll be good as gold. 1222 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,958 Ducky, you better cover your eyes, mate. 1223 01:05:07,583 --> 01:05:11,666 Don't be such a spoilsport. You'll love it. [chuckles] 1224 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:15,916 -[Tim] No, no, no, no, no. Camembert! -[Patrick chuckles] 1225 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,333 [woman screaming] One more time. One more time. 1226 01:05:18,416 --> 01:05:20,791 [Tim] Your husband terrifies me! Your husband terrifies me! 1227 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:25,083 [indistinct shouting] 1228 01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:27,750 [sighs] 1229 01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:31,375 [slow pensive music plays] 1230 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:35,333 [sighs] 1231 01:05:38,833 --> 01:05:40,416 [crying] 1232 01:05:49,416 --> 01:05:51,083 -["Play Dead" playing over phone] -♪ You know the way my blood runs ♪ 1233 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:56,000 ♪ 'Cause darlin' you're the only one ♪ 1234 01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:58,958 ♪ Can you and I go somewhere? ♪ 1235 01:05:59,041 --> 01:06:02,583 -[thunder crashes] -♪ Go somewhere we can be alone ♪ 1236 01:06:02,666 --> 01:06:05,083 ♪ Lying like John and Yoko ♪ 1237 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:08,958 ♪ or fake our deaths and leave ♪ 1238 01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:11,750 ♪ Am I tripping, are you with me? ♪ 1239 01:06:12,458 --> 01:06:15,708 ♪ 'Cause darlin' you're the only one ♪ 1240 01:06:16,583 --> 01:06:19,166 ♪ The world is going mad ♪ 1241 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:22,500 ♪ You and I can hide away ♪ 1242 01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:26,041 ♪ I can't stand the TV screen ♪ 1243 01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:27,541 ♪ Turn it off, pull the plug ♪ 1244 01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:29,916 ♪ They can try, they won't find us ♪ 1245 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,208 ♪ Slow down your heartbeat ♪ 1246 01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:35,666 ♪ Close your eyes and don't speak ♪ 1247 01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:38,500 ♪ Lay with my body ♪ 1248 01:06:38,875 --> 01:06:42,916 ♪ Play dead, play dead with me ♪ 1249 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,250 ♪ No need to escape. ♪ 1250 01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,958 ♪ We can find our own way ♪ 1251 01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:52,000 ♪ You got me hiding in cupboards ♪ 1252 01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:56,750 ♪ Play dead, play dead with me ♪ 1253 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:59,208 ♪ We'll stock up some ration ♪ 1254 01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:02,833 ♪ So we don't have to leave this room ♪ 1255 01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:05,291 ♪ I'm dead, don't care what happens ♪ 1256 01:07:06,541 --> 01:07:07,541 [yawns] 1257 01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:10,416 Morning, sleep well? 1258 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,875 [groans] 1259 01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:14,791 -Ah. -[groans]. 1260 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,333 Morning, handsome. 1261 01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:19,791 [Carol] Timmy? Timmy? 1262 01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:22,916 Timmy? 1263 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:27,791 [exasperated sigh] Ah. Anyone seen Beefcake? 1264 01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:30,916 I think I saw him going for a run. 1265 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,875 Oh, thank you, Kendra. 1266 01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,500 OK. Tim? Timmy? 1267 01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:39,166 [metal clanks] 1268 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:42,041 -[Carol] Timmy. -[dog barking] 1269 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,166 [Carol] Get down, get down. 1270 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:46,125 She's been eaten by the dog. 1271 01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:51,333 Cons, so how was the road trip? 1272 01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:54,833 Did he get all grabby, or did he keep his mitts to himself? 1273 01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:58,416 Ugh, he's not like that. You're confusing him with yourself. 1274 01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:00,041 [Johnny laughs] 1275 01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:03,291 [exhales] So, when you speak to your lawyer next, 1276 01:08:03,791 --> 01:08:06,333 you need to make sure he gives you some shares too. 1277 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:08,291 Right, that's where the real payoff's going to come from. 1278 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:09,541 Where is the idiot? 1279 01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:11,291 Why do you have to call him that? 1280 01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:12,583 Look, it's still half of his money. 1281 01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:14,833 There's really no need to add insult to injury. 1282 01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:19,291 Says the trollop who's literally about to rip out his heart and dance on it. 1283 01:08:19,625 --> 01:08:22,791 "Literally." I'm "literally" going to do that, am I? 1284 01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:25,416 I'm "literally" going to open his chest cavity, 1285 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:27,708 rip out his heart and dance on it? 1286 01:08:28,416 --> 01:08:29,625 Any particular dance? 1287 01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:31,875 It can be fucking Gangnam style for all I care. 1288 01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:34,083 Any girl will be lucky to have Mark. 1289 01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:35,541 Oh, fucking hell. Jesus. 1290 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:38,541 You haven't got that... Stockholm syndrome, have you? 1291 01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:40,916 -[sighs] -Hang on in there. 1292 01:08:41,541 --> 01:08:44,958 I need you to sit tight with me, OK? 1293 01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:48,041 We're going to have so much fucking money. So much fucking money. 1294 01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:49,500 Think of all the things we can do with each other. 1295 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:52,250 Think of all those lovely, lovely anal beads I can get you. 1296 01:08:59,416 --> 01:09:02,958 Hey, Siri, call Fuckface McFlippy Nips. 1297 01:09:03,041 --> 01:09:05,083 [Siri] Calling Fuckface McFlippy Nips. 1298 01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:06,416 [phone ringing] 1299 01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:09,583 -Oh, shit, it's him. -Who? 1300 01:09:10,666 --> 01:09:12,708 [stifled groaning] Him, him! 1301 01:09:12,791 --> 01:09:15,166 The bloke we're talking about. Fucking Mark. 1302 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:16,375 Answer it, moron. 1303 01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:23,000 -Hello. -Johnny, how are you? 1304 01:09:23,083 --> 01:09:25,333 Good, good, good, good, good. What about you? 1305 01:09:25,416 --> 01:09:27,250 Good, just wondering what you're up to tonight. 1306 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:30,125 Not a great deal, mate. No plans as yet. 1307 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,750 -Perfect, why don't you come over here? Hmm? 1308 01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:34,500 Bye. Twat. 1309 01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:43,375 I'm just going out for a bit. 1310 01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:44,875 OK. 1311 01:09:45,375 --> 01:09:48,250 -Just to the shops. -Didn't ask. 1312 01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:51,000 Can I get you anything? 1313 01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:53,125 No. I'm fine, thank you. 1314 01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:59,833 Hey, so I just wanted to apologize for my family. 1315 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:04,000 [lighthearted music] 1316 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:06,083 Don't be silly, you've got nothing to apologize for. 1317 01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:08,083 Yeah, no, I do. [chuckle] 1318 01:10:08,166 --> 01:10:11,708 It's like being around a bunch of wild animals on heat at that place. 1319 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,916 We all have our burdens, don't we? 1320 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,791 You have your family, and I have Tim. 1321 01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:23,791 I wish I could be close to them, but, my loss, I guess. 1322 01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:25,250 See you later. 1323 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:28,708 See you later. 1324 01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:33,083 [Mark] Thanks for coming, mate. It's really nice to see you. 1325 01:10:33,166 --> 01:10:34,541 -[Johnny] Oh, thanks for inviting me over. -[door slams] 1326 01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:37,208 Oh, here she is. Look who's here. 1327 01:10:37,291 --> 01:10:38,916 Ah, Connie. 1328 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,333 Hey, Johnny. 1329 01:10:40,416 --> 01:10:42,458 -Lovely to see you, too. -Hi. 1330 01:10:42,791 --> 01:10:44,416 Uh, sweetheart, we're out of wine, 1331 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,500 so I'm going to nip to the shop, grab a bottle. 1332 01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:48,083 Uh, you'll be all right for ten minutes, won't you? 1333 01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:50,458 -Yeah, no problem, chief. -Be back in a bit. 1334 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:59,041 [lighthearted music plays] 1335 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:01,500 What are you doing? He's going to be back in a few minutes. 1336 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:03,000 Taking my shoes off. A few minutes is all I need. 1337 01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:04,916 No. No. Stop it. No. No. 1338 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,125 -Connie, come on. It'll be exciting. -No. No. Stop it. 1339 01:11:07,208 --> 01:11:09,541 -Stop it. Stop it. -Come on. 1340 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,500 Stop it! Now! Stop it! Stop it! 1341 01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:24,333 [Mark] They think I'm so stupid. 1342 01:11:24,416 --> 01:11:25,375 Oh, he's got his trousers off now. 1343 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:28,125 Oh. Come on. Already? 1344 01:11:28,958 --> 01:11:30,958 [phone rings] 1345 01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:32,916 -Hello. -[Mark] Hello. 1346 01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:35,666 Hi, yeah, no uh, I couldn't find the bottle of wine I wanted, 1347 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:37,083 so I'm going to pop down to the supermarket. 1348 01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:39,250 I'll be about 20 minutes. 1349 01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:42,458 Yes. I'll see you in a bit. 1350 01:11:42,541 --> 01:11:43,750 Love you. 1351 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:46,083 I don't think you're gonna find that closure tonight, mate. 1352 01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:47,416 -[Connie] Stop it. -[Johnny] How long we've got? 1353 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:48,875 [Connie] For what? 1354 01:11:48,958 --> 01:11:51,250 For this. Come on. 1355 01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,625 Twenty minutes, and no. 1356 01:11:54,416 --> 01:11:56,000 -Shut up. No. -Yes. 1357 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:57,333 -No! -Yes! 1358 01:11:57,583 --> 01:12:00,708 I don't understand. Why won't my fiancé have sex with that man? 1359 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,500 -Some people, eh? -Yeah. 1360 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,041 -...your panties in such a twist. -Nothing. 1361 01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:09,125 I just have zero interest in having sex with a fucktard like you. 1362 01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:11,000 [door slams] 1363 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,375 Put your fucking clothes back on now. 1364 01:12:15,458 --> 01:12:18,208 Jesus Christ, you're being such a fucking bore, Connie. 1365 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:19,541 He's so annoying. 1366 01:12:23,583 --> 01:12:27,000 [grunts] Here you go. Good luck. 1367 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,791 Thanks. Enjoy the show. 1368 01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:31,875 [lighthearted music plays] 1369 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:51,333 -Fuck me, what happened in here? -Hello, mate. 1370 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,500 -Is it warm in here? -It is a little bit toasty, isn't it? 1371 01:12:53,916 --> 01:12:56,916 Hey, I didn't know you were going to be back so soon. 1372 01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:59,000 Yeah, well they didn't have the wine I wanted, 1373 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:01,250 but then I figured you're just going to put water in yours anyway, so-- 1374 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:02,875 [laughs] 1375 01:13:02,958 --> 01:13:04,583 -Uh, Johnny. -Yes. 1376 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:07,041 -You like red? -I bloody love it. Red. 1377 01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:09,291 Good. Man after my own heart. Just say when. 1378 01:13:09,375 --> 01:13:10,416 Of course. 1379 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:14,208 Oh, ah, shit! 1380 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:16,125 Uh, Johnny, I'm so sorry. 1381 01:13:16,208 --> 01:13:18,416 -And so careless of me. -That's fine. 1382 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,625 It's very clearly going to leave a big stain on your shirt. 1383 01:13:21,083 --> 01:13:22,708 I sort of prefer it that way, anyway. 1384 01:13:22,791 --> 01:13:24,583 If you don't mind, I'm just going to get this tablecloth cleaned up... 1385 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:26,375 No, no, no, no! 1386 01:13:26,458 --> 01:13:27,333 -No, no, good one. -No, no, 1387 01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:28,833 -this is my favorite tablecloth. -No, no, no, no. 1388 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:30,166 Why don't you just let me wash my own tablecloth? 1389 01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:32,125 No, I think it's part of the design. 1390 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:33,166 My mother gave me this. 1391 01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:34,333 -Did she? -Yeah. 1392 01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:36,041 -Yeah? -Johnny, give me, give me it. Johnny. 1393 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:37,750 [groaning] No. 1394 01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:40,083 Why are you so attached to this tablecloth, Johnny? 1395 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,458 No. 1396 01:13:41,541 --> 01:13:43,541 Just give me the tablecloth, Johnny. 1397 01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:45,500 Just leave the fucking tablecloth alone, you prick. 1398 01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:47,708 Give me the tablecloth. 1399 01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:51,000 -[lighthearted groove music plays] -[groans] 1400 01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:01,625 -Huh. -The thing is, mate... 1401 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:03,833 Yes, the thing. 1402 01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:08,250 Well, I thought I'd just, you know, have a little one. 1403 01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:13,166 Right. That's your good idea? 1404 01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:19,083 Should we do this another night? 1405 01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:21,125 Great idea. Fantastic. 1406 01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:26,125 -You mind if I-- -Yeah, help yourself. 1407 01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:28,250 Love mint. 1408 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,125 Johnny, you should-- 1409 01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:37,875 Oh, I need those. 1410 01:14:40,166 --> 01:14:41,625 [Johnny blows kiss] 1411 01:14:44,875 --> 01:14:45,750 [door closes] 1412 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:52,916 Got you something. 1413 01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:54,500 What's this? 1414 01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:57,333 Prenup. 1415 01:15:00,416 --> 01:15:01,291 [door opens] 1416 01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,083 -[sighs] -[door closes] 1417 01:15:07,083 --> 01:15:08,125 [sighs] 1418 01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:11,791 [mid-tempo music plays] 1419 01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:24,000 [scoffs] 1420 01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:27,500 He's a sneaky bastard. 1421 01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:29,625 Why is he doing this to me? 1422 01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:33,041 Because deep down, sugar tits, he knows you're a conniving cow. 1423 01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:37,625 Oh, and thank you for leaving me high and dry last night. 1424 01:15:38,291 --> 01:15:39,583 So, that's it then? 1425 01:15:39,666 --> 01:15:42,166 No. No, no, no, no, no. Not at all. 1426 01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:45,125 You see, this states that everything he gets before the wedding 1427 01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:46,916 remains his. 1428 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:49,625 Uh, well yeah, it's a prenup. Duh! 1429 01:15:49,958 --> 01:15:53,291 Shh, shh, shh, shh... Just-- Shh. 1430 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:56,375 What I mean is 1431 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:58,625 he's thinking the money is coming in before the wedding. 1432 01:15:59,666 --> 01:16:01,791 -And? -And... 1433 01:16:02,541 --> 01:16:04,791 I might just have to take another little trip down to accounts 1434 01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:07,125 to delay the contract by a few days 1435 01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:09,708 until after the wedding. 1436 01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:14,958 [Johnny, imitating Connie's voice] Thank you, Johnny. Oh, Johnny, you're so sexy. 1437 01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:17,333 Oh, please, please, take me now. 1438 01:16:17,416 --> 01:16:19,166 Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. 1439 01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:23,500 -["Just You and I" playing] -Something. Something. Ugh, fuck off. 1440 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:25,375 ♪ Too many chugs, I'll be passing out ♪ 1441 01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:31,125 ♪ 'Cause I can never keep up Quad vods now I'm puking up ♪ 1442 01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:32,916 ♪ And I know, I can tell you anything ♪ 1443 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,125 Well, I'm going to go out on a limb 1444 01:16:35,208 --> 01:16:37,458 and declare this the worst stag night ever. 1445 01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:40,166 Yep. 1446 01:16:40,541 --> 01:16:42,500 -Congratulations, mate. -Thank you! 1447 01:16:45,041 --> 01:16:47,500 Now, is it just me, or are we way past the point 1448 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:49,166 where we're supposed to stop doing this? 1449 01:16:49,250 --> 01:16:51,375 Little bit longer, pal, it's almost over. 1450 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:53,666 [waiter sighs] 1451 01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:55,916 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 1452 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,625 ♪ Who brings light just like the sun... ♪ 1453 01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:02,375 -♪ One step at a time, just you and I ♪ -[phone rings] 1454 01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:06,916 Hello. 1455 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,166 Hello, this is Peter calling for Three Bells Catering. 1456 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:13,083 Just ringing about tomorrow's wedding. You must be excited. 1457 01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:15,791 Anyway, I wanted to double check guest numbers, please. 1458 01:17:16,041 --> 01:17:18,791 I think he had an updated list somewhere. 1459 01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:24,750 Uh, yup, that's four extra confirmed. 1460 01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:27,333 -Great. One more thing before you go. -[music intensifies] 1461 01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:29,583 ♪ My darling you and I ♪ 1462 01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:32,083 ♪ Take over the world ♪ 1463 01:17:32,541 --> 01:17:36,083 ♪ One step at a time, Just you and I ♪ 1464 01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:43,083 ♪ 'Cause, my darling you and I Take over the world ♪ 1465 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:47,166 ♪ One step at a time, Just you and I ♪ 1466 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:50,958 ♪ 'Cause you're the only one ♪ 1467 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,833 ♪ Who brings light just like the sun ♪ 1468 01:17:54,916 --> 01:17:59,583 ♪ One step at a time, just you and I ♪ 1469 01:17:59,666 --> 01:18:04,083 ♪ Yeah, one step at a time, Just you and I ♪ 1470 01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:09,875 ♪ Yeah, one step at a time Just you and I ♪ 1471 01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:19,541 Hiya, which club did you come from? 1472 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,208 -Who the hell are you? -Having a last night of freedom party. 1473 01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:23,333 You don't mind, do you? 1474 01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:26,750 Well, we are getting married in the morning. 1475 01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,500 Yeah, but we got strippers tonight. 1476 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:30,958 Hence, last night of freedom. 1477 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,750 Well, have fun. I'm staying at my friend's tonight. 1478 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,458 You sure? We got kebabs. We've got enough for everyone. 1479 01:18:39,666 --> 01:18:42,833 I signed the prenup. Happy? 1480 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,125 Why wouldn't I be? I'm getting married in the morning. 1481 01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:49,916 Bye, Connie. 1482 01:18:52,041 --> 01:18:53,041 See you tomorrow. 1483 01:18:53,416 --> 01:18:54,875 ["Leave a Light On" playing] 1484 01:18:54,958 --> 01:18:57,875 ♪ The second someone mentioned You were all alone ♪ 1485 01:18:57,958 --> 01:19:02,500 ♪ I could feel the trouble Coursing through your veins, now I know ♪ 1486 01:19:04,541 --> 01:19:06,208 ♪ It's got a hold ♪ 1487 01:19:06,291 --> 01:19:08,541 Well, mate, let's get the party started. 1488 01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:12,291 ♪ Just a phone call left unanswered Had me sparking up ♪ 1489 01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:14,541 Gonna get my head down, get an early night. 1490 01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:17,000 What? But strippers. 1491 01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:18,875 Have fun. 1492 01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:22,458 More for me, mate. Come on, girls. 1493 01:19:22,541 --> 01:19:23,791 You're having this. Where are the kebabs at? 1494 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:26,250 ♪ There's a house upon the hill ♪ 1495 01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:28,000 ♪ Guiding like a lighthouse ♪ 1496 01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:32,041 ♪ To a place where you'll be safe to feel At grace 'cause we've all made mistakes ♪ 1497 01:19:32,125 --> 01:19:34,041 ♪ If you've lost your way ♪ 1498 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,833 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1499 01:19:42,125 --> 01:19:45,083 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1500 01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:51,250 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1501 01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:54,375 [Young Mark] Everyday you're on my mind, I love the way you laugh. 1502 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,416 I promise to always treat you kind, 1503 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:58,125 like you're my better half. 1504 01:19:58,208 --> 01:20:01,000 I'll keep you close to my heart, Where you will always be, 1505 01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:03,500 And hope we're never apart, Forever you and me. 1506 01:20:04,458 --> 01:20:07,750 ♪ Tell me what's been happening What's been on your mind ♪ 1507 01:20:07,833 --> 01:20:09,541 ♪ Lately you've been searching ♪ 1508 01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:12,333 -♪ For a darker place to hide ♪ -[laughter] 1509 01:20:12,416 --> 01:20:13,708 Stop it. 1510 01:20:14,541 --> 01:20:15,916 ♪ That's all right ♪ 1511 01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:21,583 ♪ But if you carry on abusing You'll be robbed from us ♪ 1512 01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:25,041 ♪ I refuse to lose another friend To drugs ♪ 1513 01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:26,250 ♪ Just come home ♪ 1514 01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:29,833 ♪ Don't let go ♪ 1515 01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:48,750 I'm in heaven. 1516 01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:54,000 Mate, mate, take a picture. Please. 1517 01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:59,791 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1518 01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:07,166 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1519 01:21:11,041 --> 01:21:12,125 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1520 01:21:12,208 --> 01:21:16,000 ♪ If you look into the distance There's a house upon the hill ♪ 1521 01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:18,083 ♪ Guiding like a lighthouse To a place where you'll be ♪ 1522 01:21:18,166 --> 01:21:21,625 ♪ Safe to feel at grace And if you've lost your way ♪ 1523 01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:24,166 ♪ If you've lost your way ♪ 1524 01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:26,458 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1525 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:28,208 ♪ And I know you don't know ♪ 1526 01:21:28,291 --> 01:21:30,291 ♪ But I need you to be brave ♪ 1527 01:21:30,375 --> 01:21:33,041 ♪ Hiding from the truth Ain't gonna make this all OK ♪ 1528 01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:35,708 ♪ I'll see your pain If you don't feel our grace ♪ 1529 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:38,125 ♪ And you've lost your way ♪ 1530 01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:41,291 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1531 01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:45,666 Cheers. 1532 01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:48,500 ♪ I will leave the light on ♪ 1533 01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:55,375 ♪ 'Cause I will leave the light on ♪ 1534 01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:59,583 [church bells ringing] 1535 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,625 [inhales loudly, groans] 1536 01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:13,125 Psst, psst! 1537 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:17,541 Is there a bucket nearby? I think-- I think I need to vomit. 1538 01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:19,000 Hangover that bad, is it? 1539 01:22:19,083 --> 01:22:20,250 It's not good, but 1540 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,958 Baroness von Strap-on is not helping. 1541 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,750 -Priest. -Can't we do this sitting down? 1542 01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:29,625 What you sitting there for, you big lump of shite? 1543 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:32,750 -Excuse me, sorry. Joe? -[Joe] Hi. 1544 01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,541 -Is it done? -I've got some bad news, I'm afraid. 1545 01:22:34,625 --> 01:22:36,250 There's a delay with the contract. 1546 01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:39,083 Some sap forgot to put the correct witness info on. 1547 01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,541 They've assured me it'll be re-signed first thing Monday morning. 1548 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:43,125 Money will clear into your account Tuesday. 1549 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:44,083 OK. 1550 01:22:44,166 --> 01:22:46,208 Mark, just remember the prenup's not going to cover 1551 01:22:46,291 --> 01:22:48,083 any contract signed after you get married. 1552 01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:49,208 Thanks. 1553 01:22:49,791 --> 01:22:52,416 What's he playing at? Hey, gobshite. 1554 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:53,708 Get your ass down here. 1555 01:22:55,125 --> 01:22:56,083 Sorry. 1556 01:22:59,958 --> 01:23:01,166 [Kendra] Any last minute notes? 1557 01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:03,666 [wedding march playing] 1558 01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,541 Well, all stand up. 1559 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,041 Patrick. 1560 01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:45,000 Oh, there you are. 1561 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:50,541 You can sit down now. 1562 01:23:53,791 --> 01:23:56,375 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 1563 01:23:56,458 --> 01:23:59,833 to witness the coming together of Connie and Mark 1564 01:24:00,250 --> 01:24:03,458 and to celebrate the communion they are about to make. 1565 01:24:04,083 --> 01:24:06,166 Is there anyone here present 1566 01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:08,708 who knows any reason 1567 01:24:08,791 --> 01:24:12,041 why Connie and Mark cannot be joined in marriage? 1568 01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:15,958 Speak now or forever shut your face. 1569 01:24:19,083 --> 01:24:20,208 Yes? 1570 01:24:24,916 --> 01:24:26,041 [coughs] 1571 01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,000 Then we can carry on then, can we? 1572 01:24:29,083 --> 01:24:30,583 -Please do. -Thank you. 1573 01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:32,500 Have you got the ring? 1574 01:24:34,166 --> 01:24:35,166 Thank you. 1575 01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:43,708 Do you, Mark Walwyn, 'wyn, 1576 01:24:44,541 --> 01:24:47,000 -promise to take Connie Nicholson -[organ playing intensifies] 1577 01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:50,250 to be a lawful wedded wife, 1578 01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:52,583 in sickness and in health, 1579 01:24:52,666 --> 01:24:56,083 for richer or poorer, better or worse? 1580 01:25:04,916 --> 01:25:05,958 I do. 1581 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:09,625 What? 1582 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:15,166 [priest] And do you, Connie Nicholson, 1583 01:25:15,250 --> 01:25:18,375 promise to take Mark Walwyn 1584 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:21,083 to be a lawful wedded husband, 1585 01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:25,416 in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, 1586 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,583 better or worse? 1587 01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:34,875 No. 1588 01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:39,250 Good, then you may now kiss the-- What? 1589 01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:41,125 I said no. 1590 01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:43,041 What are you doing? 1591 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:45,791 You deserve so much better than me. 1592 01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:48,750 I know about the money. 1593 01:25:48,833 --> 01:25:50,583 I know, I don't care. 1594 01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:53,500 I do love you though. 1595 01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:54,958 No, you don't. 1596 01:25:56,666 --> 01:25:57,791 Thanks for saying it though. 1597 01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:00,708 Sorry about your hair. 1598 01:26:01,666 --> 01:26:03,166 I'm sorry about it all. 1599 01:26:05,333 --> 01:26:06,458 Why didn't you end it? 1600 01:26:07,833 --> 01:26:08,875 Couldn't. 1601 01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:11,083 I love you. 1602 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:16,416 You're supposed to say "yes." 1603 01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,750 [stammering] Baby, baby, he's gonna get away with our money. 1604 01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,541 It's not our money. It's his money. 1605 01:26:21,875 --> 01:26:23,500 -Are you insane? -Sit down. 1606 01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:25,041 Um, what money? 1607 01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:27,375 -Just made 20 million. -[crowd gasps] 1608 01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:28,791 -[Patrick] Fucking hell. -[Alexa] Chief. 1609 01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:31,791 God, can I have a million pounds then? 1610 01:26:32,541 --> 01:26:33,416 You can have half. 1611 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:36,541 Buddy, um, can I have half a million too, please? 1612 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:39,458 Johnny, will you shut up? Will you just fuck off? 1613 01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:41,083 Take your fucking weasel dick 1614 01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:43,208 and your little fucking hooker and get out. 1615 01:26:43,291 --> 01:26:46,000 It's not a weasel dick, and she's not a hooker. That's hurtful. 1616 01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:47,750 [Johnny] I'm going to make a move. 1617 01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:51,375 All right, come on, come on. I just need to get out of here. 1618 01:26:51,458 --> 01:26:52,625 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1619 01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:54,458 [Johnny's mate] Am I still getting my money? 1620 01:26:54,541 --> 01:26:56,333 [Johnny] No, not a fucking bean. 1621 01:26:57,375 --> 01:27:00,250 She's a-- She's an escort. She's an escort! 1622 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,208 There's a difference. 1623 01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:04,625 Hope you all die! 1624 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,708 [somber piano music plays] 1625 01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:09,791 Sorry, everyone. 1626 01:27:12,666 --> 01:27:13,666 Sorry. 1627 01:27:17,041 --> 01:27:18,458 -Sorry. -That's all right. 1628 01:27:18,541 --> 01:27:20,208 I get paid either way. 1629 01:27:20,958 --> 01:27:23,000 I don't judge. That's God's job, 1630 01:27:23,625 --> 01:27:24,916 and he don't exist, by the way. 1631 01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:31,083 [wedding march playing] 1632 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:36,958 -[sighs] -It's OK. 1633 01:27:37,041 --> 01:27:38,833 Please don't be too touchy, Kendra. 1634 01:27:38,916 --> 01:27:41,083 He seems to be very fond of you. 1635 01:27:43,458 --> 01:27:45,250 -Do you think-- -You can fuck off too. 1636 01:27:46,083 --> 01:27:47,125 OK. OK. 1637 01:27:49,875 --> 01:27:53,583 [slow sentimental music plays] 1638 01:27:59,416 --> 01:28:00,666 Cracking wedding, fella. 1639 01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:02,083 Yeah. We should do it again some time. 1640 01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:03,708 Oh yeah, definitely. 1641 01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:06,416 So, when do I get my half million then? 1642 01:28:08,250 --> 01:28:10,750 -How's Tuesday? -It's all right, I suppose. 1643 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:12,000 Thanks for being so patient. 1644 01:28:12,375 --> 01:28:14,625 By the way, what is this invention of yours? 1645 01:28:15,416 --> 01:28:17,791 Tim, we've lived together for four years. You don't know what I do for a living. 1646 01:28:17,875 --> 01:28:19,375 Honestly, no. 1647 01:28:19,833 --> 01:28:22,750 -It's an app for airline pilo-- -Yeah, no, I'm not interested. 1648 01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:25,166 -[Carol] Hello, foxy. -Oh, God. 1649 01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:27,416 Mark, I am a little bit disappointed in you, 1650 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:30,958 but if you'd like to date Alexa, 1651 01:28:31,041 --> 01:28:32,291 we would definitely consider it. 1652 01:28:35,333 --> 01:28:37,208 -Chief. -[mid-tempo guitar music plays] 1653 01:28:37,291 --> 01:28:40,083 Kendra, I can't take back what I did, 1654 01:28:40,166 --> 01:28:44,208 and it probably doesn't mean a whole lot more to you to tell you 1655 01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:48,333 there hasn't been a single day where I haven't been filled with regret. 1656 01:28:48,875 --> 01:28:51,416 I'm truly so, so sorry for hurting you. 1657 01:28:51,958 --> 01:28:53,416 Here, keep yourself dry. Bye, bye. 1658 01:28:54,041 --> 01:28:57,750 -What's wrong with you? -Nothing, just horny. 1659 01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:01,708 What? Wonder where he's gone. 1660 01:29:01,791 --> 01:29:04,541 You're disgusting. I'm so embarrassed. 1661 01:29:06,166 --> 01:29:09,125 Oh, Mark, your wedding present's arrived. 1662 01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:14,791 -[Mark] Tim, no! -Yes. 1663 01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:16,875 How did you afford this? 1664 01:29:16,958 --> 01:29:20,291 I just popped it on the old credit card. 1665 01:29:20,750 --> 01:29:22,041 How long have you hired it for, Tim? 1666 01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:24,541 -Ah, just three months. -Just three months, eh? 1667 01:29:25,916 --> 01:29:27,041 Coming out of your half. 1668 01:29:27,333 --> 01:29:31,208 Yes, sure. Look after Ducky for me. Ducky! 1669 01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:36,958 [car engine revving] 1670 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,708 Well, at least Tim isn't going to sleep with both your parents again. 1671 01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:47,750 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're kind of enjoying this. 1672 01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,541 [giggles] Maybe. A little. 1673 01:29:51,875 --> 01:29:53,500 -["Restless" playing] -[Mark] If I'm being honest, 1674 01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:56,916 all my life, I've come across like a lobotomized hamster 1675 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,833 when it comes to understanding women. 1676 01:29:58,916 --> 01:30:02,916 And at the age of 30, having just blossomed into a multi-millionaire, 1677 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,625 I know even less. 1678 01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:07,666 So, if you think I'm giving up 1679 01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:10,583 on that cold-hearted, gold-digging trollop, 1680 01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:12,833 just as she's starting to like me, 1681 01:30:14,125 --> 01:30:15,083 think again. 1682 01:30:15,916 --> 01:30:18,708 ♪ Don't you know That I'm just restless, baby ♪ 1683 01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:22,916 ♪ Don't you know That I'm just restless, baby ♪ 1684 01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:49,000 [electronic club music plays] 1685 01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:31,666 [Mark sobs loudly] 1686 01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:35,791 There, there. Cry your tiny little eyes out. 1687 01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:37,250 That'll make it all better. Yeah. 1688 01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:39,583 [blows nose and chokes] 1689 01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:41,416 How could she do this to me? 1690 01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:43,708 It's like I already told you. 1691 01:31:43,791 --> 01:31:49,000 She is a lying, cheating shit. 1692 01:31:49,083 --> 01:31:52,125 [coughs and cries] 1693 01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:54,250 The best thing you can do, right, 1694 01:31:54,333 --> 01:31:56,666 Is to chuck her out and let me and Ducky move back in. 1695 01:31:56,750 --> 01:32:00,916 No, I don't want to. [crying] 1696 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:02,708 [Tim laughs] 1697 01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:04,416 [groans, coughs] 1698 01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:08,791 Well, what are you going to do about her then? Kill her? No. 1699 01:32:10,291 --> 01:32:13,583 [mid-tempo music plays]