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Marcus, Jordan!

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Heads up!

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I got it!

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I got it! I got it!

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I said I got it.

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Then why didn't you get it?

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Okay.

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Kimberly, this one's for you!

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Oh!

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No, wait!

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No, Okay! Wait!

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Kimberly, your shoes!

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I'm okay!

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Marcus, Jordan, come on!
Cut it out!

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You know how I like it!
Right here!

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There we go! There we go!

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You broke my hand.

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I didn't break your hand,
you big baby!

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Your finger's just dislocated!

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Here! I'll reset it!

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Frankie.

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- No. No, stay away from me!
- Frankie!

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Come on, it won't hurt.

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Stay away!

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It's okay.

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Frankie!

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This one's going long.

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Aah!

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Aah!

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How many times have I gotta tell ya?

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Never open the flaps
when the Groundhogs are warming up.

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Well, it looks like we got
the whole team back.

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Yep, it sure does.

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I'm real sorry about that, coach.

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Yep. Me, too.

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Me, too.

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Well, at least we still got Eddie.

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Heads!

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All right, guys, let's go!

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Frankie, Oliver,
let's take it around the infield!

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Yeah, at least we got Eddie.

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Yes! Nice catch!

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Okay, Groundhogs, come on!
Let's play some ball!

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Let's show the players what we're made of!

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Hey, Oliver, you hang tough.
Kimberly, watch out! Your shoe's...

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Ooh!

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I'm okay!

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Okay, Groundhogs,
first game of the season.

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I really think this could
be a winning year for us.

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I'd be happy with winning anything.

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We beat the Panthers last year.

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They had the chickenpox.

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- I know that!
- No, you don't!

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Also important to remember,
this is a building year.

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Hey, sorry I'm late.
Did I miss anything?

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Uh, Hannah,
why are you so... pink?

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Oh. My mom thinks I'm here
trying out to be a cheerleader.

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Whoever heard of
a baseball cheerleader?

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I think it's cool.
We could use a cheerleader.

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- I want to be a cheerleader.
- Go for it.

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I'm just telling her that.

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Just 'cause she
was the ultimate cheerleader,

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she thinks I should be one, too.

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Has she met you?

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Play ball!

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- There you go.
- Thank you.

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Hey, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter!

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Hannah! Anticipate.

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Aaron, put something into it.
You're throwing like a girl.

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And, Oliver, could you be
any more out of position?

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Other than that, good job, everybody!

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They're very fragile at this age.

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Okay. Ogden's playing it
close to the base...

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Ready for the line drive.

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Okay. Heads up! Heads up,
everybody! Heads up!

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This is it.

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This could be the championship.

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Out!

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Hey, hey! That was pretty good.

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We actually might win a couple of games.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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<i>That's it, folks. What a game!</i>

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Players ten, Groundhogs... three.

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Man!

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<i>Next up,
it's last year's champions...</i>

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Good job, guys. Good job!
See ya tomorrow afternoon.

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Now, remember, Groundhogs,

88
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it's time to get serious
about winning, huh?

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Time to get a new team name.

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More fierce, less rodent.

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Time to get a new bat.

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This one can't hit a thing.

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I'll tell you what it's time for.

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Eddie dogs.

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I've been waiting all year
for one of these.

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Oh, Yeah.

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A little horseradish for heat,

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jalapeño to make us men,

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and they're done.

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Mmm!

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Mmm!

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Hey, it's a couple of Grounder Hogs.

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- Losers!
- Just in case you didn't know,

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this is what a baseball looks like.

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You wouldn't know a baseball
if I served it to you for dinner.

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Losers!

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Hey, don't walk away from me
when I'm talking to you. Come back here.

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I'd give anything to beat those guys.

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All right, then let's beat 'em.

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Every year's always a building year
for us, anyway.

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We might as well build
towards something.

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- Really?
- Yeah, really.

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Okay, that's what
this season is all about...

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Beating the Eagles.
Are you with me?

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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Did you hear?

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College scout coming
to the Eagles practice tomorrow.

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Why aren't they coming to see Eddie?

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He's the best player in the league.

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True. But you know as well as I do...

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Groundhog practices,
sometimes they ain't so pretty.

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Uh-oh. I feel it, too.

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Brace yourself.

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- Where is it?
- Hi, guys!

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- Hi, Mom! How's it going?
- Hi, Honey.

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- Hey.
- Whole team back?

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- Yep.
- Oh. Sorry.

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Come on, guys. The game's on.

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- Did you hear something?
- No, I didn't hear a thing.

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See, 32! Now, change it back!

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Hey, Eddie.

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- What's the matter?
- Hey, listen.

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You know, if you ever decide
you don't want to be a Groundhog...

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Why wouldn't I want to be a Groundhog?

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I know it's frustrating for you
never really being able

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to play the game
you're capable of playing.

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What are you talking about?
I play all the time.

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No, that's not... Eddie,
there's a lot at stake for you this year.

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If this is gonna be your future,

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we really need to step your
game up another notch.

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Okay.

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- Ow! Get off my head!
- Whoa!

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Alex, get off of DB.
He's a guest.

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Why do you have to put
that kind of pressure on him?

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- It's just a game.
- Wedgie!

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Mom, it is not just a game.

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See? Eddie knows what
I'm talking about.

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The point is, with Eddie,

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it could be more than just a game.
I know he's only 14, but,

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there's a chance he
could have a pro career

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or at least a scholarship.

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It's not crazy to think a pro scout
might spot him and...

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Have you ever heard him say

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he wants to be a professional
baseball player?

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I think I got a pretty good handle
on what Eddie wants.

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Eddie, tell your mother.

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<i>I'm gonna put some
brown sugar in here.</i>

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<i>We'll let the brown sugar melt...</i>

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Eddie.

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- Eddie!
- What? Uh...

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- Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
- Hmm?

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Why do you have
to push like that?

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If it's something he really wants,
he'll figure out how to make it happen.

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I'm not pushing. I'm steering.

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There's a big difference.

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- Ow!
- What happened? You all right?

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Ah! Everybody calm down.
I just cut my finger. I'm fine.

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Are you sure? Let me see it.

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No, really, just
a couple of stitches.

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Stitches? How bad is it?

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Honey, I can't help you
if you won't let me see it.

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No. You know
how you are with blood.

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Honestly. One time in a man's...

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Ooh, I better sit down.

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Sweetie, would you put
the food away, please?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hank, deep breath.

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There's a paper bag on the floor.

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Oh, it looks like
he's gonna be sick.

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Somebody open a window, quick.

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Well, at least we can watch the game now.

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Is any of this stuff edible?

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Man, I'm starving.

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Figures. Game's over already.

185
00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,200
You know you got a piece
of raw chicken in your hand?

186
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,840
Hey, what if instead
of putting this stuff away,

187
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we make something out of it?

188
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Let me think. Uh... No.

189
00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,760
Come on, it'd be cool,

190
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and my mom would be
totally surprised.

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I'd rather pull out
my nose hairs.

192
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I'm with him. I'd rather
pull out his nose hairs.

193
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,560
Besides, you don't
even know how to cook.

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Sure, I do.

195
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Kinda.

196
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,960
I make Eddie dogs.
How hard can this be?

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Fresh. Still some crunch.

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Over here.

199
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Are you sure the shells
are supposed to be in there?

200
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,480
Hey, now, I'm just asking.

201
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,480
- Cinnamon.
- Cinnamon.

202
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,560
Cinnamon.

203
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,520
- Basil.
- Basil.

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Basil.

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00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,640
- Cardamom.
- Cardamom.

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00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,560
Cardamom.

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00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,680
- Caraway.
- Caraway.

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00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,840
Caraway.

209
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,960
Come on, buddy. Keep it going.

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00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,880
Get that for me, get that for me.
Get that for me. Thank you.

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00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,840
It's going good. It's going good.
Mash 'em.

212
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,600
Yeah.

213
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,080
Hey, we got pizza!

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00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,760
- How's mom?
- I'm fine.

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00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,480
Dad fainted twice.

216
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:05,120
I didn't faint.
Men pass out, they don't faint.

217
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,840
Did you put
the food away, honey?

218
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,000
Nope. I cooked it instead.

219
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,840
Okay, there's no way
I'm eating that.

220
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,600
Move it or lose it.

221
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,240
Hey, how about that?

222
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,840
Well, I, for one,
am quite impressed.

223
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,920
You boys have done an amazing job.

224
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,200
Hey, don't look at us.
We had nothing to do with it.

225
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,400
It was all Eddie.

226
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,560
Yeah, it was like he was
possessed or something.

227
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,480
Well, we're gonna have
to start calling you "Chef Eddie."

228
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,760
More like Eddie Crocker.

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00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,960
- Ooh!
- Ooh!

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00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,320
At least now I know what
to get you for your birthday.

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00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,760
An apron!

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00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,600
Or an easy-bake oven.

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00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,760
Knock it off.

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00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,360
You know, now,
he always did like

235
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,160
making little cookies
with his Play-Doh.

236
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,440
- No, I didn't!
- Okay, I think that's enough.

237
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,080
Oh, come on, Mom. Look.

238
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,760
It's Edwina, the daughter
you've always wanted.

239
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,680
- Come on.
- Hi, I'm Edwina.

240
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,000
I'm the little French chef
in the eighth grade,

241
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,560
and my hobbies are cooking
and... and, well, cooking!

242
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,160
I said knock it off!

243
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,800
Oh, come on, relax, Eddie.
We're just teasing ya.

244
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,576
It's not like anybody thinks you're gonna
trade in your baseball mitt

245
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,600
for an oven mitt.

246
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,080
I don't know, Dad,

247
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,160
do they let girls play
in major league baseball?

248
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,360
Ohh!

249
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,080
- All right.
- Guys! Guys!

250
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,000
No. Forget it.

251
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,280
No way. I'm not
taking wood shop, okay?

252
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,800
I like having ten fingers.

253
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,240
I can throw a baseball,
I can hold a pencil,

254
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,880
and it means I can do this.

255
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,560
Frankie, you're not listening.
It's the easiest class.

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00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,400
How hard can it be
to make a birdhouse?

257
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,880
Besides, if you cut
something off,

258
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,520
they pack it in ice,
sew it back on. No big deal.

259
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,336
Guys, guys,
you're not even listening, okay?

260
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,280
Alex and Andy both said
that computer science

261
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,600
is the class to take.
Everyone gets an A,

262
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,680
and for homework,
you get to play video games.

263
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,880
- Hey.
- Hmm.

264
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,840
No, mom, I'm not playing
on the computer.

265
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,280
I'm just studying for my final.

266
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,960
They better have
an advanced placement,

267
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,200
'cause I've been zapping and
blowing stuff up since I was, like, three.

268
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,240
Hey, Eddie, come on!
We're gonna be late for registration.

269
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,640
Sorry. I guess I, uh...

270
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,720
I just never really noticed
that room before.

271
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,320
Yeah, I know how you feel.

272
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,920
I got the heebie-jeebies
the first time I saw it.

273
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,480
Go!

274
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,200
Sign us up! We'll hold 'em back.

275
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,280
Okay.

276
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,640
Go! Go!

277
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,640
M-m-my pen is broken.
I need a pen!

278
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,880
Pen! Pen! Who has a pen?

279
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,400
Get it! Get it! Come on!

280
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,160
Eddie! Where are you?

281
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,920
Sign it! Sign it!

282
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,600
- Yes!
- Yes!

283
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,200
Computer science!

284
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,760
- Yes!
- Yes!

285
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,800
Welcome to Home Economics.

286
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,760
Oh, we're going to have
so much fun together.

287
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,440
Eddie, I cannot
believe you did this.

288
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,960
- Sorry.
- Here's the deal.

289
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,320
Nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody,
knows about this.

290
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,360
It goes double for my brothers.

291
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,400
I know one person who's
gonna know for sure.

292
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,800
Hannah? What are you doing here?

293
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,440
I took field hockey as an elective
the last two quarters.

294
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,960
I thought my mom's head might
explode if I took it again.

295
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,400
What's your excuse?

296
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,320
Eddie's an idiot.
He grabbed the wrong clipboard.

297
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,720
All right, guys.
For the quadrillionth time, I'm sorry,

298
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,040
but I bet it's way better
than taking computer science.

299
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,840
Look. What's that all about?

300
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,480
Check it out.
Custom cooking utensils.

301
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,440
Somebody should have signed up
for "Get-a-Life 101."

302
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,360
Get a life? That's really hilarious.
Look, you little sprite.

303
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,440
Every quarter there's
a group of stupid boys

304
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,120
who get stuck in here
because they were too stupid

305
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,960
to sign up for
computers, or whatever,

306
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,440
and start acting all...

307
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,720
Stupid?

308
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,320
Exactly, but I swear,
if you don't sit down and shut up,

309
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,360
I'm gonna julienne you up one
side and back down the other.

310
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,880
Am I making myself clear?

311
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,680
Uh, not really.
What's "julienne"?

312
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,720
It means to chop into thin strips.

313
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,720
Bridget, stop scaring
the new students...

314
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,560
And me.

315
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,560
Mrs. Hadley, I was
going over the text,

316
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,560
- and I have some suggestions...
- Bridget, whoa.

317
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,040
I kinda need to welcome
the class, take roll,

318
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,360
go over some basic
kitchen safety info.

319
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,160
So, now, here's
a little something,

320
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,920
a little something that should
start things off with a bang.

321
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,840
I have entry forms for the 35th annual.

322
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,080
Million-Dollar Scholastic Cook-Off.

323
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,240
Can you really win
a million dollars?

324
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,840
No, no, no. That's just how much
they give out in scholarships.

325
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,440
No, it comes
with a small cash prize

326
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,480
and a scholarship to the country's
pre-eminent culinary institute.

327
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,440
What's a cook-off, you ask?

328
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,760
Well, it's open to all students,
eighth grades and above.

329
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,480
And that's you people.

330
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,240
I was a finalist when
I was in high school.

331
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,880
Hmm...

332
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,360
To enter, a student must
submit an original recipe,

333
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,360
and then, if selected for the finals,

334
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,560
the student will be put
through a live cooking exam

335
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,400
to test their mastery
of the craft.

336
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,560
I know, I know. It sounds
pretty exciting,

337
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,120
so if you'd like a form,

338
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,560
I have...

339
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,320
Anybody else?

340
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,680
Anybody at all?

341
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,720
No? Oh.

342
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,080
Okay. Well, there never is.

343
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,440
Um, I thought that we'd
start with something basic,

344
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,680
just let you get
your hands kinda

345
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,760
kinda floury, so to speak.

346
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,800
Get it?

347
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,040
No. Nobody ever does.

348
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,440
Um...

349
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,520
Page 74, "Anatomy of a Cookie".

350
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,800
Man, Home Ec might
be totally boring,

351
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,920
but sitting around
talking about cookies?

352
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,680
How much easier can a class get?

353
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,720
Okay, this is
an excellent example

354
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,960
of why cooking time and temperature
is an integral part of baking.

355
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,080
I'm sorry. I thought
they'd cook faster.

356
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,760
Hmm, is it possible for a cookie

357
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,440
to actually have
too many chocolate chips?

358
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,560
There's no way I'm gonna
be able to eat all of these...

359
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,880
But I can try.

360
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,400
Oh. My backpack. Hold on.

361
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:57,360
Ogden's at the fridge.
He needs an original recipe,

362
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,440
something no one has
ever tasted before.

363
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,040
The fans are on their feet.

364
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,040
What's it gonna be?

365
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,720
Feel free to speak up.

366
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,560
Cook-off, here we come.

367
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,960
Ohh!

368
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,880
Man, even PB and J cannot get
rid of the taste of that last one.

369
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,480
Okay.

370
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,840
It's clinch time,
and Ogden knows it.

371
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,800
He's about to make
the play of the game.

372
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,440
Peanut butter
and jelly smoothie.

373
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,320
It's bold.

374
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,400
It's daring.

375
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,240
Oh! Ow! Come on...

376
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,440
Please... stop! Turn off!

377
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,000
It's...

378
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,840
Someone's coming.

379
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,400
Mmm.

380
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,560
It's official.
He really is as dumb as he looks.

381
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,960
<i>Eddie, I don't know what's going on
with you. You seem distracted.</i>

382
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,360
The missed plays,
foot off the bag.

383
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,240
You know, if you're not gonna
take this seriously, why should I?

384
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,600
I'm taking it seriously.

385
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,840
Eddie, whether you like it or not,
you're the leader.

386
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,320
The team looks up to you
and expects you to set an example.

387
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,760
- I'm sorry.
- Baseball's got to be your priority...

388
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,720
And stop playing with your food.

389
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,640
You're dancing around
like a little girl.

390
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,880
Dad, baseball is my priority.

391
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,440
I swear, it's the most important
thing in the world to me.

392
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,560
I know it is.

393
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,760
I don't mean to come down hard on you.

394
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,400
It's just

395
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,520
that you're so good,
and you got so much potential.

396
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,560
Less coach, more dad.

397
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,160
So, how was school today?

398
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,240
Did you sign up for computer science
like your brothers told you to?

399
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,560
Uh... Yeah. It was our very first choice.

400
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,400
Good boy.

401
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,040
Eddie, you'd tell me if something
was bothering you, right?

402
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,560
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
No, everything's cool.

403
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,280
<i>and although similar,</i>

404
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:02,440
<i>each leavening agent
has its own advantages and disadvantages.</i>

405
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,360
Now, yeast is a living organism,

406
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:10,480
and it contains over
3,200 billion cells per pound.

407
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,920
Now, it comes in several
different forms.

408
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,800
We're gonna be working
today with the dry form.

409
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,920
There's a few that will be
using the baking powder

410
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,320
and the baking soda combo
for making tea breads,

411
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,080
but we're gonna be mostly
talking about the dry yeast.

412
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,120
Now, the most important
thing to remember...

413
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,720
Your turn. Pick a letter.

414
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,800
Uh... Q.

415
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,120
If the water's
too hot or too cold...

416
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,840
Man, you're really bad at this.

417
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,520
You'll end up with crackers.

418
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,960
All right, then, let's start cooking.

419
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,440
Okay, I'm done talking now.
You can move.

420
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,320
All right. Move it, people!

421
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,920
Hey.

422
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,480
What?

423
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,120
Hey.

424
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,160
And I said what?

425
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,880
So, have you found
your recipe yet,

426
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,680
you know, for the cook-off?

427
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,200
I'm working on it.
Why do you care?

428
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,720
Just curious.

429
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,360
Uh... Do you think people would ever use
peanut butter as a primary ingredient?

430
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,720
Well, the peanut is the most
versatile of the legumes,

431
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,560
So why couldn't it be the
cornerstone of any sound entry?

432
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
I'll take that as a yes.
Have you ever noticed that

433
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,440
- when you heat it up just right and...
- What are you doing?

434
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Nothing.

435
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,376
We're talking about the cook-off.

436
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,080
- No, we're not.
- Yes, we are.

437
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,896
She's crazy.
Come on, we better get back to...

438
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,880
Hey, is there something
going on with you guys?

439
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,800
With me and Bridget? Get real.

440
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,800
Hello! Standing right here.

441
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,440
It sounds to me
like someone's really

442
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,760
starting to take an interest
in this class.

443
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,480
No, I'm not. I hate this class.

444
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,120
Okay, "interest" might have
been a little strong.

445
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,040
Then... What are
you doing over here?

446
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,400
I, uh...

447
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,120
I...

448
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,480
I just came over
here to do this.

449
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,520
Eddie.

450
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,960
- You know what I gotta do, right?
- DB...

451
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,040
If you must, you must.

452
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,200
Stay calm. Take a deep breath.

453
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,760
And, class, everybody,
we don't want a...

454
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,920
Food fight!

455
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,160
Food fight, now, that's the thing
we definitely want to avoid.

456
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,080
Food fight!

457
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,680
Cover me. I'm going in.

458
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,520
I swear, boys are never
setting foot in this class agai...

459
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,400
Apologies all around, ladies!

460
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,920
Good arm, Hannah.

461
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,120
Oh! Martha Stewart never
had to put up with this.

462
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,120
Aah!

463
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,320
That was absolutely the best food fight
I've ever had in my entire life.

464
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,360
Even with a month of
Saturday detention.

465
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,760
Even better than that
summer camp soda massacre?

466
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,560
Even better than the ice cream fight
at my cousin's Sweet 16?

467
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,680
Totally.

468
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,000
Even better than the
second-grade spaghetti melee?

469
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,400
Hey.

470
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,480
It's gonna take Bridget like weeks
to get that cake batter out of her hair.

471
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,840
She should just enter herself
into that cook-off.

472
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
I guess I shouldn't have
blasted her with that egg.

473
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,440
That was so gross.

474
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,560
Hey, you know what's gross?

475
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,280
This.

476
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,640
Oh, that is disgusting.

477
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,480
- That is nasty.
- Eeew.

478
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,720
Ohh!

479
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,720
Hey! Now, that's not bad.

480
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,160
Actually, that's better than not bad.
I'd have to say that's quite delicious.

481
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,800
What?

482
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,200
Hey, we missed lunch
and I'm hungry.

483
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,920
Mmm!

484
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,200
- Good.
- Hey, this is great.

485
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,360
It tastes kinda like barbecue sauce,
only better.

486
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,800
Hey, you put this stuff on anything,
and I'll eat it.

487
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,200
Okay, we've got to find
out what was in this.

488
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,216
Do you remember what they
were making at this station?

489
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,896
And why is it purple?
What is this texture?

490
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,840
Does it remind you more
of applesauce or ketchup?

491
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,680
Dude.

492
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,440
Get a grip.

493
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,200
I mean, it's good, but it's
just a bowl of purple sauce.

494
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,680
- Well, yeah, but...
- But what?

495
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,000
Uh... But nothing.

496
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,920
Come on.
We still gotta wash down the ceiling.

497
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,120
Samson...

498
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,200
We have sauce.

499
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,600
All right, come on, guys!
We can do this!

500
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,280
Mmm!

501
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,120
Okay, Groundhogs, focus.
We're still in this.

502
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,360
Frankie.

503
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,080
Hey, I gotta keep up
with my Yankees.

504
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,960
- Okay, Jordan, come on!
- Come on, let's go.

505
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,920
Don't let those Panthers
intimidate you!

506
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,360
All right, Jordan!
All right! Way to go!

507
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,000
He hit it! I can't believe it!

508
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,720
We might actually win!

509
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,840
Oliver.

510
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,920
What are you doing?

511
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,320
Hey, is that the gunk from class?

512
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,400
Did you make that?

513
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,280
Would you guys chill out?

514
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,760
It's my mom's recipe
she got from a magazine.

515
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,720
Well, put it away, people.
There's no food in the dugout.

516
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,120
What's the matter with you?

517
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,600
Eddie, you're up.

518
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,480
- It's all up to you, buddy.
- Okay.

519
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,160
- Let's go, Eddie.
- Go, Eddie.

520
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,000
Tell your mom it's the
best sauce I've ever tasted.

521
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,280
All right, Eddie, let's go!

522
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,720
All right! Let's go, Eddie!

523
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,800
No problem.

524
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,160
Yes!

525
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,840
We win! We win!

526
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,080
We win! We win!

527
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,400
Congratulations, Groundhogs.

528
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,720
I think this might be
the start of something big.

529
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,880
Yeah.

530
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,960
Hannah, you were fantastic today.
You're really one of the guys.

531
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,760
If we keep working,

532
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,560
there is no reason we
can't beat the Eagles.

533
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,880
Man, would I love
to beat that coach.

534
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,720
For all his tough talk, you
know what he does for a living?

535
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,880
He's a nurse.

536
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,240
You're gonna spit
your gum out, right?

537
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,520
But you can't just test it once.

538
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,080
You've got to double-check it.

539
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,560
Actually, triple-check it.

540
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,760
I know, dear.

541
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,240
This isn't my first
time at the rodeo.

542
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,560
What does that have
to do with anything?

543
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,080
Is that your big cook-off recipe?

544
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,920
Aren't you finished yet?

545
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,600
So not your business.

546
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,680
She finished yesterday, but we're
just making sure everything

547
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,280
is absolutely perfect.

548
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,440
Oh, I sifted the flour twice.

549
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,040
Make sure you
take that into account.

550
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,000
Oh, I assume that would be here.

551
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,680
The part that you underlined,

552
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,640
in bold, and put arrows around.

553
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,600
I, uh, I don't understand.

554
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,760
You wouldn't.
Cooking is a science,

555
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,760
and all of the measurements
have to be precise,

556
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,960
down to the last quarter-teaspoon.

557
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,280
That's the little one.

558
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,840
If they're not,
you're immediately disqualified.

559
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,720
Oh, well, uh,
well, good luck with that.

560
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,160
Whatever.

561
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,640
Okay. Only an hour
before anyone gets home.

562
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,960
All right. Don't panic.

563
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,000
Just start with two cups of sugar
and work your way back from there.

564
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,000
No! We're out of sugar.

565
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,920
Now what?

566
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,480
Mom!

567
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,920
I can explain.

568
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,000
There's this contest, you know,

569
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,480
like on the back
of cereal boxes.

570
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,120
Like the Million Dollar Cook-Off.

571
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,440
The entry form is next to you.

572
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,200
It's not what you're thinking.
It's not some stupid girl thing...

573
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,440
I mean, it is mainly girls,
But guys can enter, too.

574
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,536
And it comes with this cash prize,
and a scholarship to this amazing school.

575
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,496
And I don't know if you've
ever seen the food channel,

576
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,016
but every other person
on there is a guy,

577
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,480
so I don't know why you're making
such a big deal out of this!

578
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,640
Okay.

579
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,240
I don't think I'm the one who's
making a big deal out of it.

580
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,920
Why is this so important to you?

581
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,440
I don't know.

582
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,080
It's not.

583
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,080
Hey, maybe if I win, it won't
matter if I like to do it.

584
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,440
Who says you have to win?
So, that's it?

585
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,520
That's what this is all about?
You like to cook?

586
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,520
It was just some dumb idea.
Can we please just forget about it?

587
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,360
And deprive the world of
Eddie's Incredible Edible Barbecue Sauce?

588
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,680
Okay, but you can't tell dad.

589
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,160
- Or Alex and Andy.
- I can't lie to your father.

590
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,880
I really think he would
understand if...

591
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,440
No, he wouldn't.
And you know he wouldn't.

592
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,840
Well, maybe he would.

593
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,840
Okay, maybe he wouldn't.

594
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,560
Anyway, what have you
got left to do?

595
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,720
How can I help?

596
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,720
<i>Well, walk on down
To big mama's kitchen.</i>

597
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,240
<i>Gonna see what's cookin' today.</i>

598
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,440
<i>People are talkin' all over this town
They can't seem to stay away</i>

599
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,400
<i>I can smell that...</i>

600
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,760
And not only that,
it's colorful.

601
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,520
And it's easy to eat.

602
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,280
<i>So good I want some soul food.</i>

603
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,880
<i>Gimme, gimme some...</i>

604
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,400
Ew!

605
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,720
Bye, Mom.

606
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,200
<i>Hear the jukebox music
From the Golden Goose Café.</i>

607
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,200
<i>Say, you better slow that row down.</i>

608
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,320
<i>Nice and low-down
Hear that good man say</i>

609
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,760
<i>I've got a crazy little thing.</i>

610
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,880
<i>That I'm sure you will enjoy.</i>

611
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,400
<i>We got soul food.</i>

612
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,960
<i>I want some soul food.</i>

613
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,480
<i>Gimme some soul food</i>

614
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,720
<i>I want some soul food.</i>

615
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,480
<i>Whoa, yeah!</i>

616
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,840
He's out!

617
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,920
Hey, hey, hey, Eddie!

618
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,640
Way to go, Eddie!

619
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,680
You two have got to be
the double play kings.

620
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,400
Or king and queen.

621
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,000
You had it right at kings.

622
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:49,960
Excuse me, class.

623
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,160
I've got a little
announcement to make.

624
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:56,640
Well, actually, it's quite a big
announcement. It's huge.

625
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,200
Um, I've just gotten off the
phone with the cook-off people.

626
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,680
And, you know, they were so sweet.
They all remembered me.

627
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:10,640
Said people still talking about my winning
triple berry torte 30 years later.

628
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,680
And, I don't know, maybe
they were just being nice, but...

629
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,280
Of course, they were
just being nice.

630
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,360
Did I make the finals,
or didn't I?

631
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,400
Bridget, there's a little something
called building anticipation.

632
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,440
Yes, Bridget,
you are in the finals.

633
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,160
Oh, my gosh, yes!

634
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,160
Go, Bridget.

635
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,200
Ohh.

636
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,280
Oh! And, oh,
and the other finalist

637
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,400
is Eddie Ogden.

638
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,200
Yes!

639
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,360
Yes!

640
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,840
Hey! I got in, too.

641
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,880
My recipe used three
different types of cheeses.

642
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,920
I have copies.

643
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,760
Does anyone want to see?

644
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,560
I'm making a difference.

645
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:03,800
I really am.

646
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,560
Wait, DB, come on. Don't be mad.

647
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,680
I'm sorry. It was just a joke.
I thought it would be funny.

648
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,376
Jokes are usually funnier when
you share them with your friends.

649
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,600
I know. I should've told you.

650
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,496
I just thought that you
would think it was stupid.

651
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,840
Yeah. Good guess.
I do think it's stupid.

652
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,440
Just tell me this...

653
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,600
Do you like Home Ec?

654
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560
Yes or no?

655
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,240
No, I don't like it.

656
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,960
I... I don't know.

657
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,200
Maybe I don't hate it
as much as you guys do.

658
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,520
Sometimes it's not that bad.

659
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,640
Okay. I like it.

660
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,880
I like making something
out of nothing.

661
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,440
I like figuring out
what goes together.

662
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,440
I like doing something
no one's ever done before.

663
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,760
I don't know why.
I just like it.

664
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,640
He likes it.

665
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,680
Come on, this is stupid.

666
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,640
I won with that
gross purple gunk.

667
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,160
This whole cook-off thing
is a total joke.

668
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,400
You gotta admit,
it is kinda funny.

669
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,360
Yeah. Kinda.

670
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,720
I thought Bridget's head
was gonna spin right off.

671
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,000
Hey, you know
what's gonna be funny?

672
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,320
Your dad's face
when he finds out.

673
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,120
My dad!

674
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,040
Hey, I'm home.

675
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,800
Edwina's home!

676
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,800
Hey... lookin' for this?

677
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,640
- Gimme that!
- Oh!

678
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,800
Okay, okay. You can torture
your brother later.

679
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,440
Come on. Go, go, go, go.

680
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,880
It's a certificate.

681
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,640
And they ruined it.

682
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,440
You know, it's against the law
to read other people's mail.

683
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,720
Oh, they didn't open it.

684
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,960
Your Home Ec teacher called.

685
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,880
To share in our excitement.

686
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,360
- You don't look very excited.
- Oh, really?

687
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,440
Because nothing excites me more
than having my son lie to me

688
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,600
and sneak around behind my back.

689
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,080
I'm sorry that I lied.

690
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,280
And this cook-off thing...
what's that about?

691
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,240
It's nothing. It's just a thing.

692
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,000
It's not gonna interfere with baseball
or school or anything.

693
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,440
I promise.

694
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,840
Eddie, I thought we had
some kind of understanding.

695
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,760
Hi. Everybody's home early.

696
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,040
What's going on?

697
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,160
I got into the cook-off.

698
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,480
Oh, honey, that's great.
Congratulations!

699
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,800
Obviously, this isn't coming
as a big surprise to you.

700
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,280
No. Not really.

701
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,800
I mean, his recipe
was really good.

702
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,840
Eddie, is there some reason you
told your mother and not me?

703
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,440
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

704
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,080
I guess I was just... afraid.

705
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,320
I don't know what
I was afraid of.

706
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,720
I think we all know
what you were afraid of.

707
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,760
Okay. Fine.

708
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,120
Clearly, I have no idea what's
going on around here anymore.

709
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,480
You think you can handle it,

710
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,440
more power to you.

711
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,880
Handle what?

712
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,360
<i>Not only is
Eddie Ogden the first boy</i>

713
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,160
<i>from Cedar Valley Junior High
to make the finals,</i>

714
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,840
<i>he's also the only boy
in his age bracket.</i>

715
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,000
<i>Oh, and Bridget Simmons
is also a finalist.</i>

716
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,960
Simons, you buffoon!
Bridget Simons!

717
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,800
<i>Left on the outside.</i>

718
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,880
<i>Wonderin' why.</i>

719
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,880
<i>I don't</i>

720
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,720
<i>fit in.</i>

721
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,080
<i>Left on the outside...</i>

722
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,440
Hey, Eddie. Wanna try out?

723
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,360
<i>Wonderin' why.</i>

724
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,560
<i>I can't fit in with you.</i>

725
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,720
- You okay?
- Uh, yeah, I'm fine.

726
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,080
Want me to take 'em out?

727
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,440
No, really, I'm okay, but
thanks for the offer.

728
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,600
I can't believe you're
going through with this.

729
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,800
You know, I don't know why everybody's
making such a big deal out of it.

730
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,320
'Cause people are idiots.
Just lay low and...

731
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,360
Eddie!

732
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,320
Get in here!

733
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,360
We've got some serious
cook-off training to do!

734
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,920
Alrighty, then,
let's get crackin'.

735
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,560
I really don't think we need to do this.
I'm serious.

736
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,520
So am I. Start cracking those
eggs before they hatch.

737
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,840
Hmm. Smooth.

738
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,080
Okay, so I can't crack an egg.

739
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,240
Who cares? I can do
all the rest of it.

740
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,560
Oh, really? Can you sauté?

741
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,080
Fricassee? Cleave? Fold?

742
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,480
Mince? Scald? Cream?

743
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,800
Reduce? Extract?
Whip, and flambé?

744
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,840
Can you

745
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,480
zest a lemon?

746
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,120
Poach a pear? Cream a custard?

747
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,480
Layer a lasagne? Coddle an egg?

748
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,120
Dress a lamb?

749
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,920
Well, you're gonna learn.

750
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,680
The finals are about knowledge
and mastery of a craft,

751
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,120
and they can throw
anything at you.

752
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,560
Your days of self-indulgent
creativity are over.

753
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,000
Come on, you wanna
win this, don't you?

754
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,600
- Yeah, but I really...
- No, no, no, no "buts." No.

755
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,120
The world is gonna learn

756
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,280
that Mrs. Rose Hadley,
certified nutritionist,

757
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,360
is still a force
to be reckoned with,

758
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,600
and you guys are gonna
tell 'em. So,

759
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,600
for the next month,
you're gonna do nothing

760
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,480
but eat, breathe, sleep
Home Economics.

761
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,440
Oh... except Tuesday.

762
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,080
That's when I Jazzercise.

763
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,760
Hey.

764
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,600
You coming?

765
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,800
Uh... I've got some work to do.

766
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,640
You said it, brother.

767
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,880
Whatever.

768
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,200
Okay... now...

769
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,280
So, right hand, take the egg...

770
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,080
There you go, and in it goes.

771
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,400
Oh... try again. It's okay.

772
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,160
<i>Should have been there
Should have made it by now.</i>

773
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,080
<i>But I'm down on my knees
When nobody's around.</i>

774
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,000
<i>Yeah, I tried to be strong
But I lost it somewhere.</i>

775
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:15,400
<i>In the midst of my dream
I forgot about reality.</i>

776
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,880
<i>And it hit me real hard.</i>

777
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,880
<i>Tears make it hard to see...</i>

778
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,040
- Hey, bud.
- Hey.

779
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,720
- Good game?
- Yeah, yeah, it's going great.

780
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,800
How's Kerry Wood doing?

781
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,200
It's, uh, it's
going really good.

782
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,440
Later.

783
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,400
<i>If you want it You can get it.</i>

784
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,120
<i>If you choose it Don't regret it.</i>

785
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,840
<i>If you feel it Make it real.</i>

786
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,680
<i>It's what you wanted.</i>

787
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,360
<i>Don't forget it When you find it.</i>

788
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,360
<i>Don't rewind it Love-infuse it.</i>

789
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,640
<i>And you're starting to grow.</i>

790
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,320
<i>Everybody gets as far as they go.</i>

791
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,920
<i>Set your mind Tell your mind.</i>

792
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,120
<i>You're gonna get there.</i>

793
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,240
<i>Pick up yourself
You're gonna come true...</i>

794
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,080
It was still pretty close.
And it was only

795
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,480
our second loss of the season.

796
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,040
Usually we've had,
like, five or six losses by now.

797
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,360
Guess I was just
getting used to winning.

798
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,840
- Are you blaming me?
- Hey, how could we blame you?

799
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,880
You're still better than
all of us put together.

800
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,360
Maybe we just want it more.

801
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,920
What is that supposed to mean?

802
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,920
- It's weird.
- What's weird?

803
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,160
It's weird that you'd rather
bake cakes than play baseball.

804
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,960
It's weird that you'd rather read
a cookbook than a comic book.

805
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,680
It's just weird.

806
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,640
I thought we talked
about this...

807
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,160
Yeah, I know, you like it.

808
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,216
But what if I suddenly said
I liked playing with dolls?

809
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,920
You used to play with dolls all the time.

810
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,040
- What?
- Don't you remember?

811
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,696
In kindergarten, you brought
your sister's Barbie to show and tell

812
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,640
like three times.
Now, that was weird.

813
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,840
That is not the same
thing and you know it.

814
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:45,920
See ya.

815
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,120
Yeah, well, gotta go.

816
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,920
<i>If you want it.</i>

817
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,520
<i>Everybody gets as far as they go.</i>

818
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,040
<i>You're starting to grow.</i>

819
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,560
<i>If you want it You can get it.</i>

820
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,440
<i>If you choose it Don't regret it.</i>

821
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,400
<i>If you feel it...</i>

822
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,320
Oh, Eddie,

823
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,080
I really think this is
your best effort so far.

824
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,320
Thanks.

825
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,600
Oh, I'm so dead.

826
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,160
<i>And you're starting to grow...</i>

827
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,600
- Let's go, Frankie!
- Come on, Frankie!

828
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,440
Hey. Sorry I'm late.

829
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,720
I didn't know a soufflé takes
over an hour to bake.

830
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,120
What's the matter?

831
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,440
We're losing.

832
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,920
By a lot.

833
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,320
That's nothing.

834
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,680
Marcus and Kimberly are on base.

835
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,440
I'll just hit them home,
and then we're only down by two runs.

836
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,960
Strike three! You're out!

837
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,240
Okay, Jordan, you're up.

838
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,560
Jordan?

839
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,800
No, come on, Dad, put me in.
There's two outs.

840
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,280
You missed three innings.
You're out of the game.

841
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,360
Out of the game?

842
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,080
Come on, can't you
make an exception?

843
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,920
Strike one!

844
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,720
Longo...

845
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,920
Is there a soufflé exception?

846
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,320
Nope. Just one for apple pie.

847
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,920
Strike three! You're out!

848
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,200
Okay, everybody out on the field.

849
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,680
Hannah, keep playing first.
DB, you take short.

850
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,720
Come on, Groundhogs, let's go!

851
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,280
Come on, guys.
Hustle, hustle, hustle!

852
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,880
I figured it out last night.

853
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,600
Even though we lost yesterday,
we just have to win one more game,

854
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,656
and we get to play the Eagles
for the championships.

855
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,240
- Okay, that's cool.
- Yeah.

856
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,720
Hey, it's the Hogs!

857
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,600
The only team with
their own chef!

858
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,960
So... what are you gonna do on the 15th?

859
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,680
What?

860
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,960
The 15th.

861
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,760
If we make it to the playoffs,
that's the day we play the Eagles.

862
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,000
And it's also the day
of your cook-off.

863
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,560
So what's it gonna be?

864
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,496
- Well, I...
- Yeah, that's what I thought.

865
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,976
Hey, why are you mad at me
for something that might not even happen?

866
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,760
Why don't you go sit with the girls,
swap recipes?

867
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,760
Here's my applesauce.

868
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,120
Maybe you can bake a cake
out of it or something.

869
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,520
Or something.

870
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,200
Food fight!

871
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,200
You're just mad

872
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,216
'cause you couldn't win
a baseball game by yourself

873
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,440
if your life depended on it.

874
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,440
I'd rather win like a man
than cook like a girl!

875
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,640
Come on, you're teammates!

876
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,560
- Not anymore. I quit!
- Eddie, no, you can't!

877
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,960
I don't care what you say,

878
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,720
but that was definitely
the greatest food fight

879
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,360
of all time.
I mean, I just felt so free...

880
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,600
Okay, so...

881
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,840
I'm not the one who
has to clean the cafeteria

882
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,016
every day for the next month,

883
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,800
- but if you look at it my way...
- Frankie.

884
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,720
You see?

885
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,720
There?

886
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,600
- Like that?
- Is that applesauce in your hair?

887
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,360
Yeah, I'm baking a cake later.

888
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,480
How much longer do
we have to do this?

889
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,040
Where do you have to go?

890
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,120
I hear your baseball
career is over.

891
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,800
Okay, focus, people.
Focus, people. Hmm?

892
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,600
This is crunch time.
Magic hour is just a week away,

893
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,800
and neither of you can
chop to save your life.

894
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,480
Okay, now.

895
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,880
When it comes to julienning,
there are two schools of thought.

896
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,320
There's the ultra-skinny
French toothpick style,

897
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,320
and then there is the more robust
American matchstick style.

898
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,800
- Now, each has its pros and cons...
- This is so stupid.

899
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,480
Who cares how big they are?

900
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,520
Who cares if they're
in cubes or stars

901
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,280
or little sticks?
They're carrots!

902
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,280
And no matter what
you do to them,

903
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,920
they're going to taste like carrots.

904
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,880
- This is a total waste of time.
- Hey!

905
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,880
- I'm guessing there's more.
- Yeah, there's a lot more.

906
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,400
I hate not having any friends.

907
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,720
I hate that my dad
can barely look at me.

908
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,160
I hate that my brothers
tease me.

909
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:39,001
I hate that everybody makes fun of me
because of this stupid cook-off,

910
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,600
and more than anything,
I hate chopping up vegetables.

911
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,960
Are you through?

912
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:49,240
You may hate all those things now,

913
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,520
Eddie Ogden, but I'm guessing,

914
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,920
that deep down,
you love cooking even more.

915
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,920
So don't talk yourself
out of doing this just because...

916
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,280
Look, forget it. I'm done.

917
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,640
I'm going back to where
I'm supposed to be.

918
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,360
Eddie...

919
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,480
Do you think that's why
everybody makes fun of me?

920
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,160
Because I love to cook?

921
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,400
No! Oh, no.

922
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,960
There are plenty of other reasons.

923
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,480
Okay, back to chopping.

924
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,960
Okay! I don't want to
psych you guys out,

925
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,440
but we beat the Cougars,

926
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,360
and we're in the playoffs! Huh?!

927
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,240
Yeah! Ha ha!

928
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,520
- Where's Eddie?
- Baking cookies.

929
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,600
Okay, now, look.
I know you guys can do this,

930
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,440
but it's gonna take
a little strategy.

931
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,640
First, keep the ball low
and down the third base line.

932
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,880
The Cougar third baseman,
he can catch anything,

933
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,320
but he throws like a real girl.

934
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,280
- He can barely get it to first...
- I throw like a girl.

935
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,720
What?

936
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,640
I throw like a girl
because I am a girl.

937
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,640
Hannah throws like a girl, too.

938
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,040
She's just good at it.

939
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,880
Kimberly, that...
that's not what I meant.

940
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,680
Why is it a compliment
every time you say I run like a boy,

941
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,920
but an insult when you
say I run like a girl?

942
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,680
Can't I just be a good
runner or a bad runner?

943
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,040
You are a bad runner.

944
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,960
I know that.
Everyone knows that.

945
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,720
But it's not because I'm a girl.
It's because I'm an uncoordinated dork,

946
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,240
- like Marcus and Jordan.
- Hey!

947
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,280
The Cougars' third
baseman can't throw.

948
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:30,920
Period.

949
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,080
Okay.

950
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,600
If there aren't any more
unresolved issues...

951
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,880
- My dad's a nurse.
- What?

952
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,200
You made fun of the Eagles'
coach for being a nurse.

953
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,160
Oliver, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean anything...

954
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:47,600
He saves people's lives.

955
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:48,960
My father's a florist.

956
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,040
And why do I have to be
one of the guys?

957
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,280
Can't I just be
part of the team?

958
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,000
Hey, what's everybody
standing around for?

959
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,400
What are you doing here?

960
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,000
I'm here to play some baseball.

961
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,880
This is where I'm supposed to be.
Right, Dad?

962
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,000
Well... right.

963
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,000
Definitely right.

964
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,560
And since that's settled,
let's go win ourselves a ballgame!

965
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:10,520
Yeah!

966
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,120
My old man was a hairdresser.

967
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,680
<i>Well, I beat the drum.</i>

968
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,440
<i>And hold the phone.</i>

969
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,080
<i>The sun came out today.</i>

970
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,360
<i>We're born again.</i>

971
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,720
<i>There's new grass on the field.</i>

972
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,240
<i>A-rounding third.</i>

973
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,080
<i>And headed for home.</i>

974
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,600
<i>It's a brown-eyed handsome man.</i>

975
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,800
<i>Anyone can understand.</i>

976
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,840
<i>The way I feel.</i>

977
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,000
Okay, Groundhogs, two outs!

978
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,040
One more out, we win!

979
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,480
You're out!

980
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,520
<i>Put me in, coach
I'm ready to play.</i>

981
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,480
<i>Today.</i>

982
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,920
<i>Put me in, coach</i>

983
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,120
<i>I'm ready to play...</i>

984
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,880
Eddie! Eddie!

985
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,720
Eddie! Eddie!

986
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,640
Eddie! Eddie!

987
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,680
We're out of pizza!

988
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,880
Oh, if I had a dollar
for every time I heard that...

989
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,480
I could pay
for these extra pizzas.

990
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,920
Don't worry, boys and girls,
reinforcements have arrived.

991
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,160
Hey!

992
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,720
Good game.

993
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,680
Thanks. You, too.

994
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:32,880
Hi.

995
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:33,960
Hi.

996
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,200
I'm sorry, I was
expecting the pizza guy.

997
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,960
You're not him.

998
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:39,840
Are you?

999
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,600
Somebody wants her apron back!

1000
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,800
Well, I wish we had something
we could offer you.

1001
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,080
Oh...

1002
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,240
Cookies?

1003
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:55,680
Ooh.

1004
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,040
Thank you.

1005
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,360
Eddie, you know why I'm here.

1006
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,600
You need to be at
that cook-off tomorrow.

1007
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,560
- Oh, I can't.
- Why?

1008
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,200
The Groundhogs
are in the playoffs.

1009
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,320
Oh, is that all?

1010
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,040
Boy, have you walked into
the wrong house.

1011
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,496
It's the biggest game of the year,
and everybody's counting on me.

1012
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,920
He's not gonna let his team down,
Mrs. Hadley.

1013
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:27,680
No. Apparently just himself.

1014
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,320
Look, you've got Bridget.
She'll be great.

1015
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,640
Yeah. Bridget. Sure. She can

1016
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:36,160
whisk till the cows come home.

1017
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,560
But she has no passion, she has no

1018
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,920
no instinct.

1019
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,560
But you, Eddie Ogden, you are

1020
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,680
you're a natural.

1021
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,680
It's... it's what you were
born to do.

1022
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,640
That was a little
melodramatic, huh?

1023
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,000
Oh, I was afraid of that.

1024
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,000
That's what you get for practicing
in front of your cats.

1025
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,440
Well, alrighty, then,
I gave it the old Cordon Bleu try.

1026
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:08,120
Well, thanks for coming.

1027
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,520
And, uh, thanks for the cookies.

1028
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,680
They're amazing.

1029
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,680
It's the ginger.

1030
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,360
You see, I'm sorry for all this,

1031
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,120
but it's just that Eddie,
he has so much potential,

1032
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:23,280
and I want him to think long-term,
and I know I shouldn't push...

1033
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,040
Oh, no, but sometimes
you have to.

1034
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,440
Yeah.

1035
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,360
Well, good-bye.

1036
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,960
Good-bye. Thanks for coming, Mrs. Hadley.

1037
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,200
Eddie.

1038
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,600
Could you do me just one favor?

1039
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:37,880
Sleep on it.

1040
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,360
Don't make your final
decision till tomorrow.

1041
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,520
Please? Just promise me.

1042
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,040
I promise.

1043
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,800
But, uh, if I know my son,

1044
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,600
I wouldn't count on it.

1045
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:52,320
Well, I'm sure nobody
knows him better than you.

1046
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:42,760
Another home run for Ogden?

1047
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,080
I think it is.

1048
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,240
It's high and long

1049
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,040
against the back fence,
and it's

1050
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,160
good!

1051
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,520
Five, four, three, two...

1052
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,640
<i>Hi, everybody, I'm Bobby Flay,</i>

1053
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,000
<i>and welcome
to the Million Dollar Cook-Off!</i>

1054
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,280
Today, eight talented finalists

1055
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,360
will tantalize us with
spectacular dishes

1056
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,840
as they compete for
prizes and scholarships

1057
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,280
for the culinary schools
of their dreams.

1058
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,160
Nice, Bobby. You look good.

1059
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,200
There's no blender!
I can't work without a blender!

1060
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,080
We need a blender at station two!

1061
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:25,800
Stat!

1062
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,280
Eddie Ogden.

1063
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,000
Yeah!

1064
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,760
Welcome, but, uh...
you better hustle

1065
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,160
and get yourself set up, here.

1066
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:58,160
Oh, I'm not staying. I just kind
of wanted to see everything.

1067
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,400
It's so cool.

1068
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,360
- What do you mean, you're not staying?
- Oh, I've got a game.

1069
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,000
It's kind of hard to explain.

1070
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,880
You know, people are counting on me,
and my dad is...

1071
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:08,400
I think I get it.

1072
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,760
Well...

1073
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,000
Good luck. You'll be missed.

1074
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,240
Thanks.

1075
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,120
- See ya.
- Hey...

1076
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,120
How do you crack an egg
with one hand?

1077
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,560
You stick around
and I'll show you how.

1078
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,640
I'm gonna be late. See ya.

1079
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:24,960
See ya.

1080
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,120
I don't know where he is.
Why are you blaming me?

1081
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,760
I'm sorry. It's just...

1082
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,160
I don't know...

1083
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,600
I don't know who he is anymore.

1084
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,720
He doesn't tell me anything.

1085
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,200
He doesn't tell you,

1086
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,560
or he's telling you things
you just don't want to hear?

1087
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,600
What's that supposed to mean?

1088
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,880
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
Sorry I'm late.

1089
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,880
Yes!

1090
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,600
One... two... three...
Go Groundhogs!

1091
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,840
You made the right decision.

1092
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,040
Now let's go get 'em, huh?

1093
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,600
Remember,
it's all about beating the Eagles.

1094
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,880
I remember.

1095
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,800
Hey, batter, batter,
batter, batter!

1096
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:18,800
He's out.

1097
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:33,920
Go get 'em. Let's do this.

1098
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:36,480
Go, Eddie!

1099
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,720
If it isn't little Eddie Crocker.

1100
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,600
I thought you had
cupcakes to bake.

1101
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,400
Gee, you know, I'd love to sit
around and compare recipes, but...

1102
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:54,880
I've got some bases to run.

1103
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:06,800
Welcome back to the
Million-Dollar Cook-Off.

1104
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,520
We are just seconds away
from seeing these eight

1105
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,440
<i>well, actually,
seven young chefs in action.</i>

1106
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,800
<i>When I ring the bell, every contestant
will have exactly two hours</i>

1107
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,080
<i>to present the judges
with a complete meal,</i>

1108
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,480
<i>using the ingredients
you see here.</i>

1109
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,200
Easy, easy, easy.

1110
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,840
<i>And they also must use all four
of today's secret ingredients...</i>

1111
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,880
<i>Chocolate, chicken, lemons,</i>

1112
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,040
<i>and check this out</i>

1113
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,880
<i>- red-hot chili peppers.</i>
- Okay, not so easy.

1114
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,880
But I bet you Eddie could win it,
using nothing more than a pickle fork

1115
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,200
and a Bunsen burner.
Right, Eddie?

1116
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,200
Why are you watching that?

1117
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,040
Well, Eddie might not be on TV,
but his name was.

1118
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,320
That's pretty cool.

1119
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:55,840
Let's go, Eddie. Eye on the ball.
Eye on the ball.

1120
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,400
Strike one!

1121
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:01,000
If it was that cool,
he'd be there.

1122
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:02,840
Okay, Eddie.

1123
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,600
Focus, Eddie. Focus.

1124
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:06,240
<i>So, on your mark...</i>

1125
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,920
- Strike two!
<i>- Get set...</i>

1126
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,440
Strike three! You're out!

1127
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,080
<i>Cook!</i>

1128
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,760
<i>And they're off.</i>

1129
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:23,120
<i>The is the scariest and most exciting
time for these young chefs...</i>

1130
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,000
Turn that off.

1131
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,360
<i>And at the end of two innings,</i>

1132
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,520
<i>the score is tied 3 to 3.</i>

1133
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,280
All right, come on, Groundhogs!
Let's go! Easy out!

1134
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,800
Safe!

1135
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:47,480
Off the bag.

1136
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,640
<i>Eagles lead 4 to 3.</i>

1137
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,480
Okay, Groundhogs, focus, focus, focus!

1138
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,040
Eddie, get in the game!

1139
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,600
Get in the game!

1140
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,400
All right, come on, Jordan! Let's go!

1141
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,320
Okay, come on. Eye on the ball!
Eye on the ball!

1142
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,920
What's wrong with Eddie?
We've never seen him play this bad.

1143
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,880
Yeah, he better pull himself together.

1144
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,120
Or what?

1145
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:21,760
What do you mean, "or what"?

1146
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,160
Or we're gonna lose, that's or what.

1147
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,360
And turn that off. I don't think
your cook-off play-by-plays are helping.

1148
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,096
Well, I don't think that making him choose

1149
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,560
between cooking
and having friends

1150
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,080
is helping, either, DB.

1151
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,360
What? Now you've completely lost it.

1152
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,120
See, this is what happens
when you forget to wear a batting helmet.

1153
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,480
- Strike one!
- All right, Jordan, let's go!

1154
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,280
Eddie's here because he wants to be here.

1155
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,120
Because he wants to beat the Eagles.

1156
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:47,920
Is that why you're here?

1157
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,520
No, I'm here because I love baseball.

1158
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,200
Yeah, kind of like Eddie and cooking, huh?

1159
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,800
Yeah!

1160
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,960
All right! I'll just hit Jordan home
and we're back in this.

1161
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,800
But without Eddie, we can't win.

1162
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,760
Let's go, Eddie!

1163
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,320
Oh, man.

1164
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,800
Hey, Ogden.

1165
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,200
Why is it always up to you?

1166
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,720
What?

1167
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,240
"Eddie, hit a home run."

1168
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,720
"Eddie, make the play.
Eddie, save us."

1169
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:35,120
Why don't you let us
do it for a change?

1170
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,960
Do we want to say
Eddie did this for us,

1171
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,800
or that we won it for ourselves?

1172
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,560
Hey, I'm just trying to help.

1173
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,160
Help? We don't need your help.

1174
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,280
We don't want your help.
In fact, we don't want you.

1175
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,480
You're better off
baking some pies

1176
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,080
at some stupid contest
than here.

1177
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,840
- Right?
- Right!

1178
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,040
So go.

1179
01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,880
You go do what you have to do,

1180
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,400
and let us do
what we have to do.

1181
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,720
Batter up!

1182
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:08,160
Help me out here, guys.

1183
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,120
Go! Get out of here!

1184
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,440
Get going!

1185
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,040
So you guys are really cool?

1186
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,560
Oh, give me that.
You're not the only one

1187
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,120
who can hit in a couple of runs.

1188
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:37,880
Yeah!

1189
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:42,760
See?

1190
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,560
Kimberly, run! Go!

1191
01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:59,320
Woo-hoo! All right!

1192
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:00,720
Yes!

1193
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,600
<i>All right,
Groundhogs have tied it up.</i>

1194
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,040
- So you going, or what?
- I'm going.

1195
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,216
I think I should have about
an hour and a half left.

1196
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,120
- Wish me luck.
- All right.

1197
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:19,640
So, what?

1198
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:20,840
That's it?

1199
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,080
You're quitting?

1200
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,360
No, I'm not quitting.
I'm starting.

1201
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:29,440
You wouldn't understand.
I gotta go.

1202
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,200
- You'll get there quicker if I drive you.
- Thanks.

1203
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:37,520
Eddie!

1204
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,120
Good thing the Eagles'
coach is a nurse,

1205
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:42,160
'cause I think Mr. Ogden's
gonna need one.

1206
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,960
<i>Uh-oh. Looks like a late
entry has just arrived!</i>

1207
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:00,400
<i>Come on!</i>

1208
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,000
What? No fair!

1209
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,600
He can't do that!

1210
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,080
Can he do that?

1211
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,120
Welcome back, Eddie, but you know,
we can't give you any more time.

1212
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,840
There's only an hour
and three minutes left.

1213
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,360
<i>I can do it!</i>

1214
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,760
Hurry! Let's see if you really can!

1215
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,160
<i>Nothing too complicated.
That's okay.</i>

1216
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,680
<i>Some of best chefs in the world..</i>

1217
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,400
Oh! See? I can't get him
to clean the bathroom,

1218
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:34,240
but he'll stick his hand
up a chicken's butt.

1219
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:42,040
At the end of three and a half,
Eagles 6, Groundhogs 4.

1220
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,800
So, at the end of four,
Eagles 6, Groundhogs 5.

1221
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:24,720
<i>We're at the 30-minute mark
and sure to his boast,</i>

1222
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,640
<i>- Eddie Ogden is coming on strong.</i>
- Yeah!

1223
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:36,200
Well, folks, the Groundhogs
are really putting up a fight,

1224
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:39,600
but at the end of five,
the Eagles lead 8 to 6.

1225
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,040
<i>Uh-oh. That's not good.</i>

1226
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:43,760
- Good job, Kimberly.
- Good job, Kimberly.

1227
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,400
You're up. You're up.

1228
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:48,120
<i>This is where the lack of time
is really gonna hurt him.</i>

1229
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,920
<i>There is no room for mistakes.</i>

1230
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,760
Okay, don't panic.

1231
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,840
Chocolate tarts
instead of chocolate pie.

1232
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,080
Problem solved.

1233
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:08,520
Strike three! You're outta here!

1234
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:10,640
That's all right, DB.

1235
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,160
<i>Yup, that pie is history.</i>

1236
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,400
Good job.

1237
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:18,600
Come on, Eddie!

1238
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:19,960
What's the matter?

1239
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:21,440
It looks bad. He's rushing.

1240
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,000
I don't think he
has enough time.

1241
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,440
Batter up!

1242
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:29,160
<i>You really have to hand it
to Ogden for hanging in there...</i>

1243
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:32,080
<i>He whipped up a lemon custard,
but I just don't think...</i>

1244
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:36,080
Man... one of us
should've gone to help him.

1245
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:38,400
Everyone else has
people helping them.

1246
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,200
Hank!

1247
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,600
Uh, yeah. Sorry.

1248
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:43,960
Hannah, you're up!

1249
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,640
Get out there, Hannah!
Let's do it!

1250
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:46,800
Whoo!

1251
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,480
All right.
Bases loaded, two outs.

1252
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,720
You're the man!

1253
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:52,880
Uh... girl... I mean...

1254
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,320
It's okay.

1255
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,880
Oh, no! It's my mom!

1256
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:02,000
No! Hannah, we can't
do this now!

1257
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,760
I said, hey, hey, what do I say,

1258
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,320
come on, Groundhogs,
time to play!

1259
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,680
- Yeah! Groundhogs rock!
- Hannah...

1260
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,440
Oh, hey, mom.

1261
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,320
Your forgot your pom-poms.

1262
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:16,920
Oh. Thanks for bringing them.

1263
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,720
- See you at home.
- Groundhogs!

1264
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,760
I... Hannah!

1265
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,960
Mom, I'm not a cheerleader,
I've never been a cheerleader,

1266
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,960
nor will I ever be one.

1267
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,320
But I am one of the best
shortstops in the league,

1268
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,200
and a decent batter when I remember
to keep my elbow up.

1269
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,816
You and can rant
and scream all you want,

1270
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,760
but it's gonna have
to wait until after I bat.

1271
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,560
Go, Hannah!

1272
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:55,960
Yeah!

1273
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,760
Well, then you'll
probably need this.

1274
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:01,080
My batting glove?

1275
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:03,560
I found it in your jeans this morning.

1276
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,840
Hannah, honey,
I'm only disappointed

1277
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,760
that you thought that
I wouldn't support you

1278
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,360
doing something that you love.

1279
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,760
Final warning!

1280
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:16,400
Really? So you don't mind?

1281
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:19,080
No. But we'll talk
after the game.

1282
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,000
Right now

1283
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,640
go show your mother
what you can do!

1284
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:25,240
Thanks, Mom.

1285
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,280
Go!

1286
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:31,440
Go get 'em.

1287
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:40,280
Strike one!

1288
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,760
All right, Hannah!
That's the way to play!

1289
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:44,440
Wait for your pitch!

1290
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:47,520
<i>Odgen is just staring
at his chocolate pie.</i>

1291
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:50,560
Ball!

1292
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,800
All right, Hannah!

1293
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,560
What are you

1294
01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,400
sleeping out here?

1295
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,440
You've been calling balls strikes,
strikes balls. Do you have any idea

1296
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,080
what those words actually mean?

1297
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,800
Now, that last call
was in your favor.

1298
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,760
Well, maybe, if you'd keep
your eyes open for a change,

1299
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:11,480
we'd get some decent calls!

1300
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:12,760
There's no reason...

1301
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:14,880
There's no reason
that these kids,

1302
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,360
who have worked so long
and so hard, should lose

1303
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:21,440
because some screw-up doesn't know
the first thing about baseball!

1304
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,760
I swear,
one more word out of you,

1305
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,240
and you're out of this game.

1306
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:26,880
Oh, yeah?

1307
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,080
I dare you!

1308
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,960
That's three!
You are outta here!

1309
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,040
No problem.

1310
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:41,880
Hannah, keep your elbow up.

1311
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,280
Go, Groundhogs!

1312
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,840
<i>It looks like Ogden
Is finally getting some reinforcements.</i>

1313
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,920
<i>I don't know when I've seen so many
pairs of cleats in the kitchen.</i>

1314
01:14:58,360 --> 01:14:59,600
Dad, what are you doing here?

1315
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:04,520
Well, I figure this means so much to you
that I must be missing something.

1316
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,080
So maybe you can show me
why it's so important to you.

1317
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,080
- Now?
- Now? No. Not now. Later.

1318
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,160
Now, I just thought maybe
you could use a little help.

1319
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:17,016
Well, all I've got is a burnt pie
and a bubbling pot of chocolate,

1320
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:18,480
so, yeah,
I could use a lot of help.

1321
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:21,400
Okay. So, just tell me
what to do, coach.

1322
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:23,880
Okay. I'll chop these,

1323
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:26,600
you crack a couple
of those eggs into that bowl.

1324
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,560
What? Aren't I doing it right?

1325
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:14,880
Strike!

1326
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:52,640
Eddie, less than two minutes.

1327
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:00,440
I swear, if that meringue
doesn't sit up, your life is over!

1328
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:01,960
All right. Put the peppers on.

1329
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:03,680
Where? On the chocolate?

1330
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:05,520
- Yeah. Hurry!
- Eddie, whoever heard of...

1331
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,160
- Dad!
- Okay!

1332
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,240
<i>Well, folks, this is it,</i>

1333
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,760
<i>the Groundhogs' last chance.</i>

1334
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,600
<i>With two outs and two on
and the winning run at the plate,</i>

1335
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:16,080
<i>and the Eagles leading 8 to 6.</i>

1336
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:18,440
Let's go, DB!

1337
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,040
Easy out!

1338
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,560
You got to hit a triple
to tie and a home run to win.

1339
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,640
There's no way you're
even making it to first.

1340
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,160
Oh, yeah? Just watch me.

1341
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:33,440
Strike one!

1342
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,280
Aah! It's okay! It's all right.
It's all right. It's all right.

1343
01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:38,080
Hey! I'm talking!

1344
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,000
Can't you see he's
trying to distract me?

1345
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,520
Strike two!

1346
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,280
Come on, DB, pay attention!

1347
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,840
Eddie, less than 30 seconds.

1348
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,560
Chocolate chicken?

1349
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,040
I think he's lost it.

1350
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,280
No, no, no, no, no! It's Mole!

1351
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,120
And chicken wrapped in bacon
has just hit the table.

1352
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:01,720
It sure smells like a winner.

1353
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,160
Dad, get the lemon custard
out of the fridge.

1354
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,720
Eddie! Eddie!

1355
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:11,080
Eddie, Eddie...

1356
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:16,880
With not a moment to spare,

1357
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,576
Chicken Mole
makes a welcome appearance.

1358
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,600
Uh-oh.

1359
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,360
Dad, come on! 15 seconds!

1360
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,480
Eddie, this lemon thing...

1361
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,040
It didn't set?

1362
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:26,480
All right, not enough time.

1363
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:27,680
Uh...

1364
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,360
Bring it home, David!
Bring it home!

1365
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:39,640
You don't have lemon.

1366
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:41,416
You're supposed to have
something with lemon.

1367
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:42,920
Ten, nine...

1368
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,400
Dad!

1369
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,040
Seven, six

1370
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,160
five, four

1371
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:54,280
three, two, one!

1372
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,520
There! I got lemon!

1373
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,560
Yeah, all right!

1374
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:01,760
Yes!

1375
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:04,400
Time's up.

1376
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,080
Loser.

1377
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:13,240
Run!

1378
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,480
Coming through!

1379
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:24,840
Safe!

1380
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:33,080
Safe!

1381
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:34,960
<i>Unbelievable! All tied up!</i>

1382
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,320
<i>Now, before
we announce the winner,</i>

1383
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:59,800
I would just like to say, this has been
one tough competition.

1384
01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:02,160
You demonstrated your creativity.

1385
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:05,600
You showed us your passion,
and the future at the stove

1386
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,600
is bright for each
and every one of you.

1387
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:10,760
Today alone has been
one amazing achievement.

1388
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:13,160
<i>And now, the winner</i>

1389
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:16,000
of the One-Million-Dollar
Scholastic Cook-Off...

1390
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:17,200
Slide!

1391
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,440
Is Bridget Simmons!

1392
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:26,920
Safe!

1393
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:28,080
Simons!

1394
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,400
Yes! I won, I won!

1395
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,600
Well, that's it.
Thanks for watching, everybody.

1396
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:22,960
Until next year, I'm Bobby Flay,
for the Million-Dollar Cook-Off.

1397
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,880
Eddie... I'm sorry.

1398
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,960
Don't worry, Dad.
It's no big deal.

1399
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:34,160
Eddie...

1400
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:36,320
Oh, yeah.

1401
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:39,920
Eddie!

1402
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,600
- Hey, what happened?
- Well, Bridget creamed him

1403
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,920
with her lemon meringue
angel food pie.

1404
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:58,120
Come on, sport, you gave it
your best shot.

1405
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:00,960
Yeah, but I struck out.

1406
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,240
You didn't strike out.

1407
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,000
Bridget just hit it out of the park.

1408
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:08,040
Either way, I lost.

1409
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:10,360
Hey, Eddie, come on.

1410
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:11,840
What a game, huh?

1411
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,400
This wasn't about you winning.

1412
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:18,120
It was about you doing something
that you love.

1413
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:20,520
And you know what?

1414
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,680
You're really good at it.

1415
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,280
You're a kid with a lot of gifts.

1416
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:28,000
And a lifetime to sort them out, so

1417
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:31,960
cook, play baseball,
take up lawn bowling...

1418
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,080
That's something else I don't understand.

1419
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,000
Just remember, win or lose...

1420
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,040
I'm always on your team.

1421
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:52,160
Eddie, you're the man!

1422
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:53,880
Hey, you okay?

1423
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:56,680
Hey, we heard the news, man. Sorry.

1424
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:57,840
It's okay.

1425
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:00,480
I'm cool.

1426
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:02,816
And you know what they say,
if you can't take the heat...

1427
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,160
Stay out of the kitchen.

1428
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:05,960
All right.

1429
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:09,160
Look, guys,
I'm really sorry if I let you down.

1430
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:10,960
- Nah.
- Yeah.

1431
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:14,120
For once, we actually
had to rely on ourselves.

1432
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:16,360
- And guess what...
- We won!

1433
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,360
Hey, you! Big-time chef guy.

1434
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:24,560
- Yeah?
- Everybody says

1435
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,160
you know everything about food.

1436
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:27,920
Well, here's something
that you don't know.

1437
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,160
Eddie Ogden is the best cook

1438
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:30,976
in this whole dumb cook-off,
and you know it.

1439
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:32,640
Hey, no arguments here.

1440
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,600
So, why didn't he win?

1441
01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:38,241
Why isn't he holding up the trophy,
doing the Rocky dance?

1442
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,680
Check him out.
Come on, check him out.

1443
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:43,800
He looks like a winner to me.

1444
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,480
- I feel you, man.
- All right.

1445
01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:53,160
So, who wants to celebrate?
Let's go get something to eat.

1446
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,400
Eddie dogs?

1447
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,120
Yeah!

1448
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:59,360
Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie...

1449
01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:01,360
Hey, what about me?

1450
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:05,440
I'm the winner. I'm hungry, too.