1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,434 --> 00:00:06,604 ♪ Thank you for being a friend 2 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:09,207 ♪ Traveled down the road and back again 3 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:12,077 ♪ Your heart is true 4 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:17,014 ♪ You're a pal and a confidante 5 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:20,218 ♪ And if you threw a party 6 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:25,557 ♪ Invited everyone you knew 7 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:30,028 ♪ You would see the biggest gift would be from me 8 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,830 ♪ And the card attached would say 9 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:36,534 ♪ "Thank you for being a friend" ♪ 10 00:01:00,993 --> 00:01:03,294 Thank you. 11 00:01:07,466 --> 00:01:10,568 Pussycat, I'm going out. Can you give me some money? 12 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,703 What happened to the money I gave you last night? 13 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:14,038 Let's see. 14 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,307 Ten bucks went for cover charge, 15 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,677 ten bucks went for a round of drinks. 16 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,579 And the other ten went into the G-string 17 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,982 of a very cute male dancer named Mr. Big. 18 00:01:30,989 --> 00:01:33,991 I know that guy. 19 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:37,996 That's just a stage name. 20 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:42,100 Ma, I don't like this new crowd that you're hanging out with. 21 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,868 Why are you with these people? 22 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,336 They're the in-crowd. 23 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,038 Look, the Senior Citizens' Center 24 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,873 is divided into three cliques - 25 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,574 the hip group, the not-so-hip group 26 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:52,743 and the broken hip group. 27 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:55,246 Which group would you wanna be in? 28 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,648 Ma, when I was a kid, 29 00:01:56,650 --> 00:02:00,752 you told me it wasn't important to be in a popular clique. 30 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:03,054 You always said, "Just be yourself." 31 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,956 Sure, that was because no one liked you. 32 00:02:06,825 --> 00:02:10,862 This is why, when I was a kid, I had an imaginary mother. 33 00:02:12,230 --> 00:02:15,499 I can't believe it. Buzz Mueller just called. 34 00:02:15,501 --> 00:02:17,468 He's in town. Buzz Mueller? 35 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,204 I haven't seen Buzz in almost 40 years, 36 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,407 since we were dating in high school. 37 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:25,876 Rose, I didn't think you dated anyone before Charlie. 38 00:02:25,878 --> 00:02:29,180 Actually, it was while I dated Charlie. 39 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,815 Rose Nylund. 40 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:34,252 You were in a love triangle and never told us. 41 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:35,887 I didn't think you'd be interested. 42 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,488 But you were certain that we'd be interested 43 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,557 in the story about little Yimminy, 44 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,993 the boy who was raised by a wild moose? 45 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:46,297 May I remind you, Dorothy, 46 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:49,367 that moose didn't just raise little Yimminy, 47 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,869 he put him through medical school. 48 00:02:53,772 --> 00:02:57,075 Why were you dating Buzz at the same time as Charlie? 49 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,778 Because I didn't know which one I liked better. 50 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,846 They were so different. 51 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:05,450 Charlie liked to do all the typical teenage things. 52 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:08,619 When we'd go to a drive-in movie, he'd hide me in the trunk 53 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:12,056 so we only had to pay admission for one. 54 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,391 After the movie he'd drive me home, 55 00:03:14,393 --> 00:03:17,461 let me out of the trunk and tell me all about it. 56 00:03:21,566 --> 00:03:24,301 But I was looking for someone more exciting. 57 00:03:24,303 --> 00:03:26,403 That's when Buzz came along. 58 00:03:26,405 --> 00:03:28,840 He was St. Olaf's heppest cat. 59 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,642 A musician - you know the type. 60 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:35,246 He once put a whole box of Chiclets in his mouth on a dare. 61 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:40,218 Cool. 62 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:44,956 Well, I almost married Buzz. 63 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:48,593 We were talking about it when he got a call from the Spike Jones Band. 64 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,595 They need someone to make the whoop sound 65 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:54,265 when Spike dropped his pants. 66 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:57,268 Just before he went to New York, Buzz told me he'd be back, 67 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,237 but I never saw him again. 68 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,241 I waited for a while, but one gig led to another... 69 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,210 Meanwhile, Charlie and I got closer. 70 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,378 You know what happened after that. 71 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,913 Well, did Buzz ever get married? 72 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:12,517 No. He just traveled the world playing his music. 73 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:15,586 So how did you finally get over Buzz? 74 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,989 I never really did entirely. 75 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,558 To this day, whenever I see a man drop his pants, 76 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,994 some little part of me wants to go whoop! 77 00:04:27,466 --> 00:04:30,168 I know what you mean. 78 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:40,211 Ma, we need to talk. 79 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:46,017 I waited up for you until two in the morning. 80 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,152 And you still weren't home. 81 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,954 Oh, yeah. Gertie and I and some of the girls 82 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,424 went to Wolfie's to pick up guys. 83 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:57,796 I called Wolfie's at 11. You weren't there. 84 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,798 Guess who got lucky? Oh, God. 85 00:05:03,101 --> 00:05:07,104 What can I tell you? A couple of egg creams, the fluorescent lights, 86 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:08,940 and a retired jeweler named Schlomo 87 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:13,377 all conspired to make a night of enchantment. 88 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:15,245 Not for me. 89 00:05:15,247 --> 00:05:17,881 I can't tell you some of the horrible thoughts I had 90 00:05:17,883 --> 00:05:19,484 about what might have happened to you, 91 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:23,187 although none as horrible as what you just described. 92 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:27,692 You're making too much of this. No, I'm not. 93 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:31,495 Ma, I'm putting my foot down. I don't like this new crowd. 94 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:35,033 So from now on I want you home at 11. 95 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,470 They're my friends and I like them. 96 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,840 I'm sorry, Ma. This is the way it's going to be 97 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:45,275 as long as you're living with me. 98 00:05:45,277 --> 00:05:48,379 Good morning. Blanche, I'm giving you 30 days' notice. 99 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:51,082 What? I don't wanna live under this roof anymore. 100 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,317 I'm moving. 101 00:05:54,052 --> 00:05:56,153 Don't give it a second thought. 102 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,955 Good morning, ladies. 103 00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:00,691 Good morning, Miles. How was the bird-watching? 104 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,493 Oh, Blanche, it was thrilling. 105 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:06,598 Have you eve seen a purple martin early in the morning? 106 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,566 Yes, I have. 107 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:13,471 Martin Gelman. 108 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:17,575 Mr. "Watch me leapfrog over this parking meter." 109 00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:28,385 Well, Rose, you wanna go see a movie tonight? 110 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:31,623 Actually, I'm expecting an old boyfriend from high school. 111 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:35,326 His name's Buzz Mueller and I haven't seen him in 40 years. 112 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:36,861 But if this really bothers you? 113 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:39,730 Oh, no. I totally understand. 114 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:43,567 It's too bad. I was gonna take you to see Henry V. 115 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,936 It's just as well. 116 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,038 I always think by the time they get to number five, 117 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,540 those sequels get pretty predictable. 118 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:53,311 Goodbye, Rose. Goodbye. 119 00:06:56,214 --> 00:06:58,982 I can't believe you told him that. 120 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:00,485 But it's true. 121 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:05,556 Did you doubt for a minute Rocky was gonna beat that Russian? 122 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:08,526 I mean didn't you leave out some important details 123 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,895 about your relationship with Buzz? 124 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,230 No. She did exactly the right thing. 125 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,566 I never tell men about my past. 126 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:19,070 Why? Takes too long. 127 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,007 (doorbell) 128 00:07:27,579 --> 00:07:29,580 Rose. Buzz. 129 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,215 You're blonde. 130 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:34,418 You let your eyebrows grow back. 131 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,287 You like 'em? Love 'em. 132 00:07:38,657 --> 00:07:41,259 You are incredibly beautiful. 133 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,027 Oh, thank you, Buzz. 134 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,463 These are my roommates, Dorothy and Blanche. 135 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,066 Hello, there. Pleased to meet you. 136 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,567 Tell me, Buzz, 137 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,536 is "Buzz" short for something? 138 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:55,973 No. Actually, it's not an unusual name in St. Olaf. 139 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,844 Everybody in my family is named Buzz. 140 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:03,280 Buzz and I are going out to lunch. 141 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:06,784 You're kidding? Buzz is here too? 142 00:08:14,659 --> 00:08:17,295 Sorry, girls. This one's mine. 143 00:08:26,638 --> 00:08:30,774 Ma, you're still here? I thought you were moving. 144 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:32,510 I will be, smarty-pants. 145 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:36,114 I found out about this agency that matches elderly people with roommates. 146 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,816 (phone rings) 147 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,418 Hello. 148 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,319 Hi, Miles. 149 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:45,289 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't make it tonight. 150 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:48,525 I have a 24-hour Buzz... bug! 151 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:54,331 Well, I'll call you tomorrow. 152 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,500 Thanks. Bye-bye. 153 00:08:58,537 --> 00:09:02,040 I should have told him I have a date with Buzz. 154 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,275 God, I hate me right now. 155 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,812 What a shame. We finally have something in common and I'm moving. 156 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,983 I've never done anything like this before. 157 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:14,852 Tell me, is it possible 158 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:17,588 to love two men at the same time? 159 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:21,258 Set the scene. Have we been drinking? 160 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:31,134 Rose, are you saying that you love Buzz? 161 00:09:31,136 --> 00:09:32,370 I don't know, 162 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:35,373 but these last few days with him have been wonderful. 163 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:39,643 (doorbell) When I'm with him it feels like old times. 164 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,348 Hi, adorable. Ladies. 165 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,454 Wow, you're the first sighted person 166 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:53,491 I've ever seen in a suit like that. 167 00:09:57,195 --> 00:10:01,465 I'm dressed like this because the band just had a rehearsal for our European tour. 168 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:02,733 It's a beauty. 169 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,869 Rose, how about some ice cream? 170 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,470 You ladies care to join us? 171 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,773 No thanks. We don't wanna spoil our dinner. 172 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:12,043 Not that that outfit hasn't done a good job already. 173 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:19,417 Buzz, I'm not sure I should go. 174 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,486 You see, I haven't been totally honest with you. 175 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,655 I'm involved with someone else. 176 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,558 His name is Miles and he means a lot to me. 177 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,028 Rosie, I never should have left you 40 years ago. 178 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,230 I can still see you standing on the platform 179 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,866 as the train started to roll by. 180 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:39,003 Remember, Rose? You were walking alongside, 181 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,105 tears rolling down your cheeks. 182 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:44,875 When the train picked up a little speed, you started to run. 183 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,678 Suddenly you were out of sight. 184 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,014 It was very painful for me. 185 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,649 For me too. 186 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,586 I ran face first into the crossing signal. 187 00:10:55,588 --> 00:11:00,591 Rose, have dinner with me tonight. 188 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,694 You know, Miles can have you for the rest of his life, 189 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:06,764 but I've only got tonight. 190 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:10,935 OK. But I don't want you to stand out in that outfit. 191 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,571 I'll go change into something plaid. 192 00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:25,682 Hi, girls. Hi, Rose. 193 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:27,885 How was dinner with Buzz? 194 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,788 He asked me to go to Europe with him. 195 00:11:33,258 --> 00:11:35,425 Rose, what about Miles? 196 00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:38,196 I don't know. I honestly don't know. 197 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,498 For some reason, Buzz just doesn't wanna take Miles with us. 198 00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:50,307 Well, I'm leaving. I found a compatible roommate. 199 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:54,511 There's my new address and number. 200 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:57,014 Come on. Ma, you're joking. 201 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,682 It's no joke. 202 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:03,053 Ciao, auf Wiedersehen, arrivederci and sayonara. 203 00:12:05,957 --> 00:12:09,593 Gee, she could have at least said goodbye. 204 00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:23,107 Oh, it's you. I thought maybe Sophia had come home. 205 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,242 Oh, no. She'll be back in the morning. 206 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:29,013 She's trying to teach me a lesson. I know my mother. 207 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:33,150 Oh, really? You're the one who said she wasn't gonna leave in the first place. 208 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,519 Dorothy, it's not just your mother who left. 209 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,054 I feel like she's my mother too. 210 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,656 I know, honey, but don't worry. She'll be back. 211 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,693 Now that she's gone, who am I gonna go to in the middle of the night 212 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,729 with my deepest personal problems? 213 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:49,800 Wait a minute. You went to my mother's room in the middle of the night? 214 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,703 Many, many times. Two or three times a week. 215 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,073 And she was always so kind and comforting. 216 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,274 I don't understand. 217 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,010 Every time I'd knock on her door late at night, 218 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:04,414 she'd say, "Not now. I'm watching Bob Costas." 219 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:07,851 Sophia doesn't have a TV in her room. I know. 220 00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:11,988 Then after we'd finished talking, 221 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:15,992 she'd always give me a piece of hard candy and a kiss goodnight. 222 00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:21,231 I can't sleep. And what's worse, 223 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,234 I went to Sophia's room for one of our talks 224 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:30,274 and then I remembered she left, thanks to you, Dorothy. 225 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,509 You had late-night talks with my mother? 226 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:35,278 All the time. And she gave you hard candy? 227 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,513 No. I'd ask, 228 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,449 but she was always afraid I'd choke on it. 229 00:13:42,253 --> 00:13:44,554 We just gotta get her back. 230 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:47,925 Don't worry. One sleepless night in a strange bed 231 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,259 will be enough for her. 232 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,962 In the morning, I'll go over and bring her back. 233 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:55,299 Sophia's not the only one with a sleepless night ahead of her. 234 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:59,436 To tell you the truth, I don't know what to do about Buzz. 235 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:03,206 This might be a second chance at love. 236 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,176 I'm thinking of going to Europe with him. 237 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,679 Rose, quite frankly, I don't get it. 238 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,916 What is this hold that Buzz has over you? 239 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,484 I know exactly what she's going through. 240 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,620 First love can be very powerful. 241 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,122 I felt the same way about Hayward Boyle, 242 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:22,125 the star pitcher on our high school baseball team. 243 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,894 An amazing athlete. 244 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,563 That boy had exceptional control. 245 00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:37,808 He was always up for extra innings. 246 00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,480 And his delivery-- 247 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,715 All right, Blanche. Enough! 248 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,655 Yeah, we get it. 249 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:56,126 So what was he like in bed? 250 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:12,042 Good morning, Maria. Good morning, Mrs. Petrillo. 251 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,745 Did you have trouble sleeping? No. Why? 252 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,082 Last night I woke up and you were sitting on a chair in my room. 253 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,118 Oh, yeah. Well, where I used to live, 254 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,787 the bathroom was across the hall. 255 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,593 Sorry. It won't happen again. 256 00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:33,463 Should I draw your bath? 257 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,166 I can draw my own bath. I can do everything by myself. 258 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,168 OK, Mrs. Petrillo. You're the boss. 259 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,005 Look, I'm not the boss. I'm a poor immigrant from Italy 260 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:44,407 and I feel uncomfortable having somebody wait on me hand and foot. 261 00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:46,443 (doorbell) (both) I'll get it. 262 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,979 Sit. 263 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,451 Oh, my God. 264 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,688 Oh, Dorothy, look at this. Oh! 265 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,056 What do you want? 266 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,991 Well, we were just in the neighborhood. 267 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,827 We thought we'd stop by and see if you need anything. 268 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:07,531 Obviously better security. 269 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,234 Oh, Dorothy, the art in this room is magnificent. 270 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:13,770 I know. I work in a museum. I'm an art expert. 271 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,805 Look at this Renoir. 272 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,674 Actually, that's a Seurat. 273 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,110 His signature style was pointillism. 274 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,445 Notice how the little dots of color 275 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,981 seem to blend together from a distance. 276 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,250 Oh, yeah. 277 00:16:28,786 --> 00:16:32,022 Wanna see the Jackson Pollock in the john? I'd love to. 278 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,857 Come on. I gotta scrub the toilet anyway. 279 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,798 Ma, we have to talk. 280 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,069 There's nothing to talk about. 281 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,771 Oh, here's my roomie. Hi, Malcolm. 282 00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:52,309 Who's Malcolm? You are. 283 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,311 OK. 284 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,715 Ma, he's a man. 285 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,050 I didn't know you moved in with a man. 286 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,553 What difference does it make? He's over 100 years old. 287 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:06,657 I'm not sure he knows I'm a woman. 288 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:10,628 I think Amos and Andy are on the wireless tonight. 289 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:14,197 What do you say we stay home and laugh our asses off? 290 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:19,903 Malcolm, I told you I'm going out with the girls tonight. 291 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:23,473 Yeah, you always were the ladies' man, Tommy. 292 00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,113 Ma, are you happy here? 293 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,882 Sure. I live in a palace. 294 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,885 I got a maid. It's a dream come true. 295 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,755 Look, Ma, I want you to come home. 296 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,323 I miss you. We all miss you. 297 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:43,627 Ma, we're your family and you belong with us. 298 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,096 Can I still hang out with my friends? No. 299 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,866 Wrong answer. Ma. 300 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,768 I'm not being arbitrary. I am worried about you. 301 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,704 All your friends are in their 80s. 302 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:57,074 You're driving at night, sometimes in bad weather. 303 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,042 You go to restaurants and eat spicy food 304 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,977 and you're sick for three days. 305 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,514 I'm sorry, Ma. I just can't say yes. 306 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,649 Bye. Ma. 307 00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:08,252 Ma! 308 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,388 You must be Tommy's boy. 309 00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:16,026 How's the team look this year? 310 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,368 (doorbell) 311 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,370 Coming. 312 00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:30,407 Miles, what are you doing here? 313 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,609 Rose, I want the truth. 314 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,846 There's something going on between you and Buzz. 315 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,814 Yes, Miles, there is something going on. 316 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,450 I'm just not sure what it is. 317 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,389 (doorbell) 318 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,057 There's someone at the door, Rose. 319 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,926 (doorbell) 320 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,695 Rose, aren't you going to answer the door? 321 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,302 Hi, cutie. 322 00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:01,305 Hello. 323 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,708 Buzz, this is Miles. Miles, Buzz. 324 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,178 So you're Buzz? 325 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:11,414 So you're Miles? 326 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:15,018 You're Buzz. 327 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,387 You're Miles. 328 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,523 Buzz. 329 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,826 Miles. 330 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,062 Rose. Huh? 331 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,769 Rose, I'd like to have a few words with you alone. 332 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,603 I'm sure Buzz won't mind. 333 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:37,074 I'll wait out on the lanai, pumpkin. 334 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:43,880 So... 335 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,017 is this the end of the road for us, pumpkin? 336 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:51,821 Oh, Miles. Can't you see I'm overwhelmed? I'm confused. 337 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:55,259 I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Fine. 338 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,561 Let me help make it easy for you. 339 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,996 Dump Buzz. 340 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,531 Miles, I know it's asking a lot, 341 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,234 but I'm gonna need a little time to figure this out 342 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,136 All right. OK. 343 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,172 I understand. It's just the thought of losing you, Rose. 344 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:10,808 It scares me. 345 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:15,478 I love you, dammit. I want us to be together. 346 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,748 We should be together because we wanna be, 347 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:22,185 not because I boxed you into a corner with an ultimatum. 348 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:25,021 You take all the time you need, Rose. 349 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,623 I'll be waiting. 350 00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:34,898 Coast clear? Yeah. 351 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,267 Buzz, I've been thinking. 352 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:40,437 Why don't we spend some time getting to know each other 353 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,740 before we go rushing off to Europe? 354 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,175 I know all I need to know. 355 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,878 Oh, now, look. If you need a little bit more time, 356 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,280 why don't I go to Europe, do what I have to do 357 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,082 and then I'll come back for you? 358 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,018 That's exactly what you told me 40 years ago. 359 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,420 You never came back. 360 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,654 Yeah, but you got married. 361 00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,690 I figure we both made mistakes. We're even. 362 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,293 I don't think I made a mistake. 363 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,996 I wouldn't trade in my time with Charlie for anything. 364 00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:10,434 I'm glad I didn't wait for you then, Buzz. 365 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,969 And I'm not gonna wait for you this time either. 366 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,805 Well... 367 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:19,343 I guess I'd better get going. 368 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,845 All right, you! Get your hands off my woman! 369 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,882 Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me! 370 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,050 I'm in the arts. 371 00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:31,821 Miles. I'm not finished, Rose. 372 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,190 I take back what I said before. 373 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,559 I'm not gonna sit around eating my heart out 374 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,562 while you date somebody else. I want you to stop seeing Buzz. 375 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,031 Okey dokey. Because if you don't... 376 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,367 I'm sorry, but what did you say? 377 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:47,671 I said okey dokey. 378 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,907 Okey... 379 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,543 Okey... I can't believe it. 380 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,411 After all these years of being sensitive, 381 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,480 I barge in here like some macho jerk, 382 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,783 and I get exactly what I want. 383 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:03,153 Oh, Miles, I find this side of you very exciting. 384 00:22:04,955 --> 00:22:07,991 Well, it's the jungle cat in me. 385 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,727 I'll try to keep it carefully hidden, of course. 386 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,663 (growls) 387 00:22:18,035 --> 00:22:20,537 Oh, my God. Now she's with the other boyfriend. 388 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,372 It's like living with Cher. 389 00:22:27,645 --> 00:22:30,347 Ma. Sophia, you're here. 390 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,483 You have your suitcase. Does that mean you're moving back? 391 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:35,419 I don't get it. I'm gone a few days 392 00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:37,421 and the dumb one's in there acting like a slut, 393 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:40,156 while the slut's in here being stupid. 394 00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:44,294 Of course I'm back. 395 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,498 Ma, it's so good to have you home. 396 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,633 And I was wrong. 397 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:52,102 I have no right to tell you how to run your life 398 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,037 or who your friends should be. 399 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,672 I mean, you're obviously doing something right. 400 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,907 You've made it to 83. 401 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:01,745 I guess it's just me trying to hold on to you. 402 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,247 No. 403 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:07,984 You were right, Dorothy. I was with the wrong crowd. 404 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:11,754 By the way, if anyone asks, I was here last night.