1
00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:13,276
- Damn, damn, damn.
- Ian, take it easy.

2
00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,696
He doesn't know I took the car.
He's going crazy.

3
00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:21,076
Your father doesn't need to know. We
will pick it up tomorrow, with the nails.

4
00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,994
Damn it!

5
00:03:40,563 --> 00:03:44,984
Don't even think about it
to break it up.

6
00:03:45,151 --> 00:03:47,320
Disappear.

7
00:03:56,454 --> 00:03:58,706
What the hell are you looking at?

8
00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:03,878
Stop looking at my girl
dwarf.

9
00:04:04,045 --> 00:04:06,088
Do you want to bowl her?

10
00:04:06,255 --> 00:04:11,636
I will bowl her thoroughly,
then go home and fuck your mother.

11
00:04:44,658 --> 00:04:47,120
I beg you!

12
00:08:09,751 --> 00:08:13,797
What the hell is wrong with the machine?

13
00:08:48,165 --> 00:08:50,417
FOR RENT

14
00:09:11,266 --> 00:09:16,604
Just don't waste my time.
More are waiting to see the place.

15
00:09:16,771 --> 00:09:20,400
Most people pay in cash.
Do you have cash?

16
00:09:20,566 --> 00:09:24,612
The breaker is secure
somewhere over here.

17
00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,725
Shall we sign the contract?

18
00:12:13,772 --> 00:12:17,693
Hello. This is Mark from the agency,
regarding your enquiry-

19
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:20,112
- about Miss. Williams and Mr. Kitamura
from Human Centipede.

20
00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:27,077
They are not available at the moment,
but thanks for the interest. Goodbye.

21
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,576
Don't cry.

22
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,747
You just make daddy's dick harder.

23
00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:29,801
You best.
Have you soiled your pants again? Pig.

24
00:13:29,968 --> 00:13:34,222
I called for Dr. Sebring,
and he waits. Up with you!

25
00:15:38,252 --> 00:15:40,004
Hi, Martin.

26
00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:45,789
Martin.

27
00:16:47,249 --> 00:16:49,501
Sit with us.

28
00:17:16,872 --> 00:17:18,623
Well.

29
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:24,629
Martin, I have your ventolin.

30
00:17:33,381 --> 00:17:37,885
Martin... I'm here today,
because your mother is worried about you.

31
00:17:38,052 --> 00:17:42,723
He talks about all the time
the centipede... with twelve people.

32
00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:45,393
What does that mean?

33
00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,692
Let me see...

34
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:59,799
The centipede can
compared to a phallus symbol.

35
00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:04,299
They are aggressive creatures.
Their bites can be very painful.

36
00:18:04,299 --> 00:18:08,545
He connects maybe
the pain

37
00:18:09,345 --> 00:18:15,373
- with the pain he was put through
of years of abuse from his father.

38
00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:21,997
I miss my husband.

39
00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:30,131
And it's your fault
that he is in prison.

40
00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:38,806
People who are mentally disabled
or have been sexually exploited…

41
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:46,306
...mutilates occasionally
their own genitals.

42
00:18:57,476 --> 00:19:01,605
I'm sorry, but I have to go.
There is nothing to worry about.

43
00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:04,108
It will pass.

44
00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:11,507
Martin.

45
00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:15,595
You are a good boy.

46
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,281
Mrs. Lomax.

47
00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:41,922
I have decided
to kill us both.

48
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:52,408
The music drives me crazy.

49
00:19:56,245 --> 00:19:58,998
I can't take it anymore.

50
00:20:29,347 --> 00:20:32,016
He can't take it anymore!

51
00:20:34,244 --> 00:20:39,624
Come on, tell him.
Be a man like your father!

52
00:20:40,642 --> 00:20:47,482
Don't disturb me, you fucking slug.
I play as loud as I want. Understood?

53
00:20:47,649 --> 00:20:54,281
- Kill us both. I commend you.
- Shut up, you old pussy!

54
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:56,199
What the hell?

55
00:20:59,362 --> 00:21:04,200
I play so loud that your ears hear
starts to bleed, piss-licking dwarf.

56
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:09,121
The next time you knock on the ceiling,
I'll come down and break your neck.

57
00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:18,297
You fucking dick.
You don't have to bang on the ceiling.

58
00:21:18,464 --> 00:21:21,092
Dick-licker-slow!

59
00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:49,914
The children from "B" and "C"...

60
00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:53,418
...and anus from "A" and "B"...

61
00:21:54,377 --> 00:22:00,591
...cut circularly along
the skin and anus.

62
00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:15,982
...anus and mouth.
From "A" to "B" and "B" to "C".

63
00:22:16,149 --> 00:22:23,489
...connects the tissue
with the incision in the cheek and chin.

64
00:22:30,072 --> 00:22:33,784
Nutrient supply via "A"...

65
00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:37,496
...passes through "B"...

66
00:22:37,663 --> 00:22:41,708
...and the transaction comes out of "C".

67
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,199
A human centipede.

68
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,814
Do you give me a high-five,
when we arrive?

69
00:24:24,349 --> 00:24:27,519
No! No!

70
00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:57,501
You are the first...

71
00:27:03,548 --> 00:27:06,718
Up with you.

72
00:27:15,661 --> 00:27:20,416
Yes, come on.
Like that, yes...!

73
00:27:24,253 --> 00:27:29,008
Excellent. Yes!
It worked!

74
00:28:16,066 --> 00:28:19,737
Why do these never work?

75
00:28:24,859 --> 00:28:28,112
Valerie.
It's the guy from the club.

76
00:28:37,823 --> 00:28:40,075
- Someone answered!
- Quiet!

77
00:28:41,452 --> 00:28:45,539
I think a dwarf is tearing it off
in there. I'm sure.

78
00:31:39,937 --> 00:31:43,482
Hello. This is Ariane from the agency.

79
00:31:43,649 --> 00:31:48,196
They asked to see
Ashlynn Yennie takes a test.

80
00:31:48,362 --> 00:31:54,994
She is eager and can pass tests
for Tarantino's new film.

81
00:31:55,161 --> 00:31:58,748
Contact me as soon as possible on my mobile.

82
00:31:58,915 --> 00:32:03,920
713-499-0913. Thank you and hello.

83
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:16,167
You can't do this!

84
00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:18,669
It's a movie!

85
00:32:18,836 --> 00:32:22,590
"The Human Centipede"
is a fucking movie!

86
00:32:25,468 --> 00:32:28,512
He wants to sew us together.

87
00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:33,684
He wants to sew us together
anus to mouth.

88
00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:49,338
Don't cry.
You just make daddy's dick harder.

89
00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:26,644
What is this?

90
00:34:30,648 --> 00:34:33,776
Is that 100% correct?

91
00:34:38,548 --> 00:34:40,592
Mouth to anus?

92
00:34:43,219 --> 00:34:49,476
A digestive system? Is it here
that perverted movie you've been talking about?

93
00:36:51,319 --> 00:36:55,073
All this filth
gotta get out of my house.

94
00:39:12,752 --> 00:39:14,504
Damn it!

95
00:40:22,715 --> 00:40:26,636
Damn it. I'm going to shit.

96
00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:36,187
Swallow it, mother!
Slug!

97
00:40:41,251 --> 00:40:44,546
Feed her!

98
00:41:11,474 --> 00:41:14,686
It was absolutely sensational.

99
00:41:16,854 --> 00:41:21,651
You know what?
Your pussy smells wonderful.

100
00:41:24,171 --> 00:41:26,423
How's it going, doctor?

101
00:41:29,843 --> 00:41:34,472
I'd rather fuck him,
but this has to be done.

102
00:41:34,639 --> 00:41:39,686
I know a place in Thailand,
who specialize in this kind of thing.

103
00:41:41,038 --> 00:41:46,084
- She's good.
- How much does it cost to fuck you in the ass?

104
00:41:46,251 --> 00:41:49,213
For you it costs 50.

105
00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:02,110
Damn it. Who the hell are you?

106
00:42:03,737 --> 00:42:06,823
What the hell have you done?

107
00:42:09,743 --> 00:42:15,707
Yes, take a good look,
perverted studs.

108
00:42:15,874 --> 00:42:21,254
Go to hell
before dad beats the crap out of you.

109
00:42:33,141 --> 00:42:35,393
No...

110
00:42:52,847 --> 00:42:54,598
Martin?

111
00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:03,107
It's me... Dr. Sebring.

112
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:10,506
So... this is where you work.

113
00:43:14,135 --> 00:43:20,308
This is not right, Martin.
What you are doing... is wrong.

114
00:43:22,744 --> 00:43:28,792
Martin... I can help you.
But you have to put the gun down.

115
00:43:31,753 --> 00:43:34,923
imagine,
what your father would say.

116
00:43:40,362 --> 00:43:42,990
Martin! No, no, no...

117
00:44:52,063 --> 00:44:55,316
I do what you want.
Are you listening!

118
00:44:56,275 --> 00:44:58,819
I'm not telling anyone.

119
00:45:00,363 --> 00:45:02,573
You devil!

120
00:45:04,659 --> 00:45:07,119
Help!

121
00:45:56,771 --> 00:46:01,902
It's Ariane I want to confirm,
that Yennie is not late-

122
00:46:02,068 --> 00:46:08,074
- and lands at 6 in London.
Your driver will pick her up.

123
00:46:08,241 --> 00:46:12,704
I hope
that she passes a good test. Thanks.

124
00:46:38,448 --> 00:46:44,078
I don't understand that I have to
audition for a Tarantino film.

125
00:46:44,245 --> 00:46:48,082
My agents are very excited.

126
00:46:49,768 --> 00:46:54,898
I should call them and say,
that I have landed and on my way.

127
00:46:58,769 --> 00:47:01,814
Have you seen "The Human Centipede"?

128
00:47:03,249 --> 00:47:06,627
The medical aspect
addressed me.

129
00:47:06,794 --> 00:47:12,508
A doctor will be able to perform
such an operation. Terrifying.

130
00:47:15,170 --> 00:47:19,007
It was tiring to stand
on all fours. So I demanded-

131
00:47:19,174 --> 00:47:25,305
- one hour massage every evening.
Why shouldn't I?

132
00:47:25,472 --> 00:47:30,102
Everyone showered before recording...

133
00:47:30,268 --> 00:47:35,190
You are close to other people's ass
and won't smell...

134
00:47:35,357 --> 00:47:38,318
I have a bit of a bacillus fear.

135
00:47:54,035 --> 00:47:56,787
That must be Quentin's car.

136
00:48:05,455 --> 00:48:10,419
Do you have an umbrella?
The rain will destroy my hairstyle.

137
01:05:14,936 --> 01:05:17,397
No...

138
01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:21,359
Don't hurt me!

139
01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:26,590
I will do anything...

140
01:06:48,742 --> 01:06:52,871
Hi, it's Mark again.
Disregard my previous message.

141
01:06:53,038 --> 01:06:59,294
Williams and Kitamura could rebook.
They would very much like to take the test.

142
01:06:59,461 --> 01:07:03,298
I hope it is still possible,
and that they we do well.

143
01:07:03,465 --> 01:07:09,638
Please call back as soon as possible
and confirm this. Many thanks.

144
01:09:13,834 --> 01:09:17,838
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