1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,760 I'm Nathan Fielder. 2 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:07,240 I walked out of one of Canada's best business schools with top grades. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:14,360 I use my knowledge to to help small business owners. 4 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,640 In "Nathan For You". 5 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:30,400 Under this man's clothes is there a gift from God hidden. 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,560 Can you guess which one? 7 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,520 Yes, his Santa body. 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,160 James Bailey has been Santa Claus for 20 years. 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,840 Logical with his appearance. 10 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,320 I am 193 cm tall and weighs 160 kilos. 11 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,160 - Damn it. -Yes. 12 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,520 My doctors will that I should lose weight. 13 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:57,040 So you have the choice to live, or to be allowed to be Santa Claus? 14 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,840 - It is difficult to assess. - That's right. 15 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,280 Although he spreads joy- 16 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:07,080 -is that a shame that he will be unemployed for the rest of the year. 17 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:11,320 In the summer Santa Claus is homeless. 18 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,280 But of course I have an idea. 19 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:20,240 It is best to buy winter jackets in the summer. When there is a sale. 20 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:25,760 That tactic I want to customize Santa Claus. 21 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,200 How does it apply to him? 22 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,920 Every Christmas people take pictures together with Santa Claus. 23 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,600 What if it could happen without the tribulation and at half price? 24 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,480 The plan: Cheap pictures with Santa in the summer. 25 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,680 - That's a good idea. - I can see the dollar signs in the eyes. 26 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,480 We need a shopping center. 27 00:01:53,560 --> 00:02:00,560 Sweeney Montinola of Southbay Pavilion was happy to let us try. 28 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:05,400 A Santa in the summer is one fun idea that will benefit the center. 29 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:09,440 With the center on the team, we lacked props. 30 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,720 What a holiday Do you have the most rentals for? 31 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,480 -For Christmas. -Christmas? Okay. 32 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:21,480 This is well hidden away. Nobody wants to rent it? 33 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,360 But then an obstacle appeared. 34 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,920 The shopping center requires police certificate of employees. 35 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,360 But James had something on his mind. 36 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,040 So I visited him to hear his side. 37 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,920 Do you have a criminal record? 38 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:42,440 I was convicted of drunk driving many years ago. 39 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:49,040 I was amazed, but James was different from other Santas. 40 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:54,600 It's a Smith and Wesson 500 Magnum, a .45 semi-automatic pistol. 41 00:02:54,680 --> 00:03:00,080 A .22 rifle, an AK-47. A .300 rifle. A rifle. 42 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,200 This is a .357 Magnum, and it is loaded. 43 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,360 It doesn't work. 44 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:10,840 -Is there more that I should know? - No, nothing. 45 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:16,320 Despite scrolls and guns, James was a nice guy. 46 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,520 But Southbay Pavilion did not agree. 47 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:24,600 I will not let anyone children are associated with that background. 48 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,200 He's a nice guy. You will like him. 49 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:32,000 No and no. A clear no. 50 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:37,200 How was I going to tell James that? I visited him at home. 51 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:42,840 It would also be nice if we could print pictures on the spot. 52 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:47,880 If we go digital, then it will attract more people. 53 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:54,240 I spoke to the marketing director at the shopping mall... 54 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,440 Are they positive? 55 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:07,920 Fine, we'll do this. It's brilliant. 56 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,080 Thank you very much. It's so great. 57 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:16,200 James was excited. I couldn't take it to tell that they had rejected him. 58 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:19,640 So my only goal was to make it happen. 59 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:25,160 If we came early, we could take pictures for half an hour- 60 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,120 -before someone discovered us. 61 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:32,760 Early on August 2 we parked behind JC Penney. 62 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:36,800 Before we unloaded the Christmas town, I had a chat with James. 63 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:43,000 If I say 'cancel', then we should head for the exit. 64 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,440 -If it works. -Cancel? 65 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,440 That was all. Faster. 66 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,720 We are making a Santa stand. 67 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,840 over here, and it is in the background. 68 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,440 Do you want to be photographed with Santa Claus? 69 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,040 - Come here. - Hello. 70 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:22,000 What is your name? Come here. You know what to do. 71 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,760 Smile for the camera. 72 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,920 -Who gave you permission? - The manager. 73 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:33,720 -What's your name? - I'm Na... I'm a pixie. 74 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,840 Cont. 75 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,880 Do you want to be photographed with Santa Claus? It only costs five dollars. 76 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,640 The price has been reduced because it is early in the year. 77 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,080 Come on. 78 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,040 There's an exit over there. 79 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,880 - What's going on there? -Cancel. 80 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,200 Take the things. 81 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,280 Grab something and let's get out. 82 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,440 Can you stay away from the camera? 83 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:04,080 You cannot... Can you stay away from the camera? 84 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,080 - Now you go. - We're going. 85 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,000 I get $9 an hour. 86 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,160 -Nathan, should I stop him? -What? 87 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,520 -Should I stop you? -Me? You are welcome to try. 88 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,760 - Seriously. -You've never met Santa Claus? 89 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,360 - Funny. Out. - It's going well. 90 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,200 I'm out. Stop. 91 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,520 Come on, James. 92 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,440 Now you go. 93 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,800 - We both work. - I don't give a damn. 94 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,920 Do not ban in front of the children. 95 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,440 You must not swear. I'm going. 96 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:47,440 We both work. Why is your job more important than mine? 97 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,760 Stay away. 98 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,280 Do not ban in front of the children. 99 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,240 What happened there? 100 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:06,120 When I told the manager about the roll, then she said no. 101 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:10,080 - We can't be in there. - Did she say that? 102 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:14,080 I didn't say that because you had become bored. 103 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:20,040 I would carry it out. It is a human right. 104 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,800 It should still be possible when it was a trifle. 105 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,520 He wanted to fight. 106 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:32,320 Your confrontation only proved it what a nice guy you are. 107 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:38,720 -And you deserve this. - The kids had fun. 108 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:44,720 The most important thing is that we took one point of view, and we did the right thing. 109 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,560 -Do you understand that? -Yes. 110 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,400 Merry Christmas. 111 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:02,560 Helping someone with a roll sheet warmed the heart. 112 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:07,600 But what if I could hold a young person away from crime? 113 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:12,680 When I see this, I see a teenager on the wrong path. 114 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:18,840 So I wanted to catch a graffiti artist and warn his parents. 115 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:25,080 So I made ads for my show who seemed innocent- 116 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:29,120 -but an immature vandal would find them tempting. 117 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:35,440 To test the impact we left the posters hanging for a week. 118 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:41,320 Funnily enough, Every became Penny Counts, Risk Equals Reward - 119 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:46,920 -Tie Shoes For Safety and Be Flexible not affected by graffiti. 120 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:53,560 But Dream Big and Stand Up To The Big Guys did. 121 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:58,040 I took Stand Up To The Big Guys when there was room for two dicks. 122 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,440 I set it up near a high school. 123 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:07,880 I left a pen and a message which made it extra attractive. 124 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,720 And then I monitored the poster from a car. 125 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,440 Ready to strike. 126 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,920 We'll be back in a bit. But first: 127 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,920 Terry Fox has been running a zoo in Oak Glen for years. 128 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,000 - Can I pet the fat one? - Be so good. 129 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:29,440 But with more zoos closer to the center 130 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:34,280 -Terry needs to give people a reason to come. I will help her. 131 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:40,000 People don't go to Sea World to see a whale, but to see Shamu. 132 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:44,440 -Who is your Shamu? - Those are our animals. 133 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,480 -Our pigs and goats... -Shamu is an animal. 134 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:54,760 Do I have to choose one animal, then it must be the pigs. 135 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,240 Pigs in the majority? 136 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:03,200 -So you don't have a Shamu? - No, not just one. 137 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:08,760 I wanted to make the zoo a place of pilgrimage with an animal star. 138 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,200 I'm going to create a hero pig- 139 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:15,680 -in a video where it saves a goat from drowning. 140 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:22,000 With a video like that would people come all the way from Japan- 141 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:26,680 - and perhaps all the way from China to see their hero pig. 142 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,680 It sounds good. 143 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,680 First we had to choose the animals. 144 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,560 Vince becomes the hero pig and Gangster Scapegoat. 145 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:38,480 The zoo had a large pond where the rescue was to take place. 146 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:43,520 But when Vince got close to the water, I realized he was a coward. 147 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:49,480 So instead we hired a movie pig who resembled Vince to a point. 148 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:54,040 But how do you get a pig to save a goat in front of the camera? 149 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,840 You can't do that. 150 00:10:55,920 --> 00:11:01,520 So I hired two divers to guide the animals from below- 151 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,800 - so that it looked real. 152 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,720 The first couple of times release the pig from the diver. 153 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:14,120 So we built a track out of pvc who could lead the pig. 154 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:20,560 It worked better. I hoped that viewers would believe it was real. 155 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:26,600 But with all those people, including one from the Animal Protection 156 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,680 - I was worried. 157 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:33,560 If it turned out to be a hoax, it would hit Oak Glen hard. 158 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:40,120 So I asked everyone present to sign non-disclosure agreements. 159 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,760 Violation of it resulted in the death penalty. 160 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,160 Although the death penalty was not legal 161 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,120 - I kept it to emphasize the seriousness. 162 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:54,920 And after several attempts, we finally got to film the rescue. 163 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:12,000 We had a nice video. Now we lacked a credible story. 164 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,280 If it goes viral, the press will know who filmed. 165 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:21,040 It couldn't be me. People would immediately spot the hoax. 166 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:25,920 But there was one person like no other would suspect: Santa Claus. 167 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:32,080 James agreed to say that he had filmed the video. 168 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:37,560 I had to make James sound as if he were present that day. 169 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,480 Goat in the water! Goat in the water! 170 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,800 Goat in the water! 171 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,000 Now I had to make sure that Terry understood the scheme. 172 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:51,560 When the media arrives, then you say the following, verbatim: 173 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,320 I take the animals to the pond. 174 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,640 That day I went back for my lipstick. 175 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,880 Then the goat must have fallen in. 176 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:05,120 A Good Samaritan showed me the video of the rescue. 177 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,840 I didn't get to know his name or gender. 178 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,440 - Repeat that. -One moment. 179 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,280 I take... 180 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:16,360 I take the animals with to the pond. 181 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,200 Here, I've written it down. 182 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:24,640 -The story became more believable. -Then the goat must have fallen out. 183 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,440 But one more mouth had to be closed. 184 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:34,400 One of the divers told personal things about actors. 185 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:40,440 Jennifer Aniston, Ben Stiller. Ben had a nude scene in Hawaii. 186 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,280 To And then came Polly. 187 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:49,040 Alex was a danger. He didn't have to talk about the video at your next job. 188 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:53,320 So I asked him to meet me at a metro station for a chat. 189 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,640 - Thank you for coming. Are you doing well? - Fine. 190 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,800 You are a little tense. Stand here a bit. 191 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,840 -How's it going? - Fine. 192 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,880 - Do you remember the rescue video? -Yes. 193 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,640 You haven't talked to anyone about it? 194 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,800 - You must be trying to threaten me. -What? 195 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:17,200 -You try... -No, your shoulders were sore. 196 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:23,240 -To be honest. - I'll be mad if you reveal it. 197 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:28,000 - You have to stop... - I shouldn't have done that. 198 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,920 - But don't tell anyone. - Take it easy. 199 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,360 I was paranoid. 200 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:39,440 The video was not posted, and I was already nervous. 201 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:44,360 And I began to doubt that the video would deceive someone. 202 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:50,000 But I could just post it and let the viewers decide. 203 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,720 12 hours later 204 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:57,400 The next day was the video shared on Gawker, Ebaumsworld - 205 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,360 -and a bodybuilder forum. 206 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,800 It had over 3,000 views. More than I expected. 207 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,440 And it was on Reddit. 208 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:11,000 I checked the counter an hour later. Damn it. 209 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:17,160 It sounds like a rescue at sea, but a goat falls into the water. 210 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:22,160 What a pig. A goat stuck in a pond in a zoo. 211 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,840 - It's real. -Cult. 212 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,640 The pig saves the day. 213 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:32,720 It couldn't be made more realistic at Warner Brothers. 214 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:37,440 We have to show it. It is today's most viewed video. 215 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:42,640 We don't know if it's real. It was filmed in a zoo. 216 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:47,280 A goat fell into the water and shouted for help. 217 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,840 Then came the pig. 218 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,440 The whole world talking about my video. 219 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:04,320 I felt guilty, but it wasn't really important. 220 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,080 Animals help each other. We can learn from that. 221 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:12,280 In these cynical times we would like to believe in something. 222 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:16,880 And I reminded people that it is okay to believe. 223 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,320 -How did it free the goat? - It guided him. 224 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,280 Elizabeth is always skeptical. 225 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,040 I knew that the video was something special. 226 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,760 And therefore I did not put the zoo's name on. 227 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:36,440 It should not look like an advertisement. That would be a little too obvious. 228 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:42,640 - If people knew it was here... - It's quite selfish. 229 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,880 Selfish? 230 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:49,360 People love the video. It shouldn't all be about money. 231 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:54,360 But that was not the purpose with it all from the start? 232 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:59,920 Terry didn't get it, but I don't let my customers down. 233 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,440 So therefore I gave her this sign. 234 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:08,560 While I lay in wait for a young vandal, I was frustrated. 235 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,920 I had been monitoring the poster for four hours, and no one had tagged it. 236 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:18,200 I began to think that it did not would work but i was wrong. 237 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,040 He takes the pen. 238 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,840 He does it. 239 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,840 In front of the camera. 240 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,120 Come on again. 241 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,560 -Hey, how are you? -Abrupt. 242 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,880 What are you making? Did you draw a dick on it? 243 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,800 Funny. We're making a show about it cool teenagers, called Teen Street. 244 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,160 -Can we ask something? -Yes. 245 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,440 Abrupt. That is very funny. 246 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,400 This teenager was rotten, and the parents had to know. 247 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:58,800 So to win his trust, would we make a whole show about him. 248 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:03,080 We spent the rest of the day on to film for a fake show. 249 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:07,720 What's going on? My name is Kyle, 19, and this is Teen Street. 250 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,120 Don't you like it? ... you! 251 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:15,160 I do what I want, and I make tons of money. 252 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,640 - I regret nothing. -Listen to it. 253 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:24,280 I skated, played drums, Muay Thai and trained Jiu-Jitsu. 254 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,560 Love your mother. 255 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:31,600 The show about the coolest teenagers. Teen Street, bitch! 256 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:39,800 First tat, I was 13. It is the only lady who doesn't complain. 257 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,320 Now I want to show you my home. 258 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,640 As a final feature, we wanted to film his home. 259 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,800 Unconsciously he led me home to his parents. 260 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,360 And I was going to gossip. 261 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:58,680 Here I live and cause trouble. I can show you around. 262 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,720 - So who is this? -My mother Sheri. 263 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:07,400 Cult. Teenagers have mothers too. 264 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:13,720 But enough bullshit. We should sit down and talk together about something. 265 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,000 He has drawn two penises right there. 266 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:25,040 And I hold them, like I'm shaking them. 267 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:30,800 - You laugh. Is it funny? - No, it's not funny. 268 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,680 is it funny that the penises are held like that? 269 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,080 So it's just funny. 270 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,800 It surprised me that his mother did not take it seriously. 271 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,640 Fortunately, I had an officer with me. 272 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:49,920 It is illegal. Does anyone see you then you can end up in prison. 273 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,800 And believe me, you don't want that. 274 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:59,360 Is it to draw penises a possible precursor to murder? 275 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,000 - I don't think so. -Never? 276 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,440 - I don't want to say never. - So maybe yes? 277 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,840 If you choked on the… 278 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:13,680 - Show respect and say sorry. - It's a good thing to do. 279 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:19,320 I enjoyed drawing those penises, but I would like to apologize… 280 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,640 I do not accept that. Not with that introduction. 281 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:29,440 Sorry for drawing dicks by your face. 282 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,720 You are a nice boy with potential. 283 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:37,120 And honestly, then I see a lot of myself in you. 284 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:43,560 But you have to try to become more like me. 285 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,640 No, he should be himself. 286 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:50,880 I don't think so. He drew penises. 287 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,920 Amazing to see animals helping. 288 00:20:56,040 --> 00:21:01,080 The man shouted 'goat in the water!' And then the pig jumped in. 289 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:08,360 It is quite clear that he will save the pig. What a video.