1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:04,360 During the 52 tera-octects of logos, we offer you some free music. 2 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,320 On my command... 3 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,560 Attention! 4 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,000 Europe, France and Guiana 5 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,520 are proud to unveil this statue of Mariane 6 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,400 for the forest village 7 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,720 where 12 families have volunteered to move. 8 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,880 I'd like to wish our pioneers good luck 9 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,840 and say that Guiana is not the Far West 10 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,720 and never will be. 11 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,160 Love live the republic! Long live France! 12 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,480 The outrageous VINCENT MACAIGNE 13 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,240 The hurricane VIMALA PONS 14 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:47,040 STRUGGLE FOR LIFE 15 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,200 NOT from the Comédie Française 16 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,200 KEEP OFF THE GRASS 17 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,480 MINISTRY OF STANDARDS 18 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,920 Principal Private Secretary 19 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,640 Send in the cleaning lady. 20 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,880 The interns left. 21 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,000 So we call it a day. 22 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,200 Excuse me. I'm Marc Chataigne. 23 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,120 It's for my internship. 24 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,000 You've come too late to choose your post. 25 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,200 I just assigned them. All over. 26 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,440 It was the subway. 27 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,880 Don't shout before pain. 28 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,240 If I say... 29 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,760 coconut tree. 30 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,680 What comes to mind? 31 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,120 Coconuts. 32 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,480 Tropics? 33 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,720 You win. Your post is Guiana. 34 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,440 Why not Chernobyl? I thought it said France. 35 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,840 Exactly! 36 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,040 Guiana is France. 37 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,280 Guiana is France. 38 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,520 France, sir, is an empire 39 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,040 on which the sun never sets. 40 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,000 From Ile de la Reunion to Cayenne 41 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,520 to Polynesia, 42 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,320 our flag flies day and night. 43 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,320 Alas, 44 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,440 flags give way to logos, 45 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:01,480 laws of the state to rule of the multinationals. 46 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,400 Guiana is nice! 47 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,880 But... it's the jungle. 48 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,200 It's a jungle here too. 49 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,840 We'll revive tourism in Guiana. 50 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,280 Everyone beat us to South America. Playtime is over. 51 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:20,400 You will oversee a project respecting European standards. 52 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,720 Guiana is France. And France is Europe. 53 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,160 So Guiana must comply with European standards. 54 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,080 And you will have the responsibility 55 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,360 to lay the first stone of... 56 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,840 Guia-Snow. 57 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,400 Guia Snow! 58 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,320 France will show South America 59 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,200 that we can export our one resource coveted by all. 60 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,520 Cold weather! 61 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:47,520 We'll build the first indoor ski-station in the Amazon 62 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,200 with fake snow! 63 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,640 Financed by Europe and elite partners! 64 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,400 The World Bank of Sports, 65 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,400 Happy Senior Pension Fund and Qatar! 66 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,240 - Qatar? - Yes, Qatar! 67 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,560 And national debt? 68 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,080 What national debt? 69 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,440 Louis XIV taught us to go into debt. 70 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,680 We're not destined to be profitable. 71 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,120 Anglo-Saxons tried but failed. 72 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,760 Look at the debts of cities in the United States. 73 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,400 If you add up each person's debt, it breaks all records. 74 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,320 France understood it ages ago. 75 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,400 Mankind is not profitable, Mr. Chataigne! 76 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,400 This bridge connects Guiana to Brazil. 77 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,040 Ten years to build. 78 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,320 Only a state can. 79 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,760 No one believed in it. 80 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,160 Now it's a success. In everyone's interest. 81 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,280 Personally, I never criticize until I see the reality. 82 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,120 Ten years! 83 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,560 France lacks huge projects. 84 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:53,240 I'm the cleaning lady's intern. She's doing training. 85 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,760 Fine, come in. 86 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,560 For your internship: Write a report, bring it, I stamp it, 87 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,120 I okay it, you enter the work force. 88 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:08,280 - It's been 10 years. - This time it's true. 89 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,280 Pick a model. 90 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,040 - That one. - Impossible. This. 91 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,640 Here's your bag. And finally... 92 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,840 The "Code of Standards". It's my bible. 93 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,640 Bring it back intact. 94 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,640 Have a great vacation! 95 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,760 But it's an internship. 96 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,040 Mental plus physical. 97 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,400 Physical thinks mental 98 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,080 and mental gets physical thinking. 99 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,200 Traction, action, repulsion. 100 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,000 Obey the cervical-lumbar axis or you'll slip a disc at 80 101 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,040 and wonder why. 102 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,240 Watch out for your lumbago. 103 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,200 Sometimes you scare me. 104 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,280 Excuse me. I rent this place. 105 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,480 I'm calling the police. 106 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,200 Mr. Friquelin, tax bailiff. 107 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,280 You have yourself to blame. 108 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:06,680 259,857 euros in debt and you act innocent. 109 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,240 I'm from Auvergne. 110 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,600 I never spent more than 1,000. 111 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,960 Get to work. 112 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,160 - Hurry! - Family pictures! 113 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:32,960 Yours? 114 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,000 - My favorite puzzle. - Finished, it's worth a fortune! 115 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:38,760 This one too? 116 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,360 This is too big for the stairs! 117 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,280 Ivory only. 118 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,080 It's my Granny's. You're crazy. 119 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,480 Crazy? You want to see crazy? 120 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,320 Marc Chataigne? Born in 1942 in Vichy? 121 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,200 No, can't you tell I'm much younger? 122 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,000 Wrong Chataigne. 123 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,440 Let's go. 124 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:18,880 And my stuff? 125 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,920 For goods repossessed, make a claim. For the rest, we'll see. 126 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:28,200 For the Tax Office, take paperwork proving you're not dead. 127 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,280 - Not dead? - Alive. 128 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,680 Prove you're alive! 129 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,960 I leave tomorrow for Guiana. 130 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,040 So? Guiana is France! Do the paperwork there! 131 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,000 State of emergency... 132 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,920 Have a nice holiday! 133 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,520 Excuse me. Go on, ma'am. 134 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,160 Thank you, sir. 135 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,320 Very kind of you. 136 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,680 Sir? Get in line. 137 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,600 - No but... - In line! 138 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,320 Hello, hello? 139 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:29,880 Alpha tango. 140 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,360 This is your Captain. The use of... 141 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,840 cigarette, e-cigarette, patch, 142 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,440 chocolate cigarette, nicotine gum or any cigarette substitute 143 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,520 is forbidden aboard. Okay? 144 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,680 Hello. Mr. Rosio? 145 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,720 It's his intern. 146 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,840 He wants to talk to you. 147 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,840 I'm in Qatar. I'm with her. 148 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,680 It's great. The station is amazing. 149 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,360 It doesn't seem fake! 150 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,080 Stop! 151 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,640 A driver will meet you. 152 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,240 Go to Guianian Tropical Consulting. 153 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,360 Your contact is Galgaric. 154 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,440 This is a real public works project! 155 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,440 Galgaric... 156 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,240 The driver will meet you. Goodbye. 157 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,840 Damien Corbillon. 158 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,320 I'm on a mission to Guiana. 159 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,440 You too. 160 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,480 Who's crazy enough to vacation there? 161 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,360 Marc Chataigne. 162 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,400 Ministry of Standards. 163 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,920 Working on a ski-station project. 164 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,080 - Guia-Snow, right? - Exactly. 165 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,040 I work for an audit firm. 166 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,280 For the Cayenne-Manaus train. 167 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,680 - Great. - Where is Guia-Snow? Show me. 168 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,680 There. 169 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,760 Here? Right on my route. 170 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,840 Here? Right on my route. 171 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,600 The hard part is to prospect this land. 172 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,480 Here. 173 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,000 It's where the Amerindians live. 174 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,520 It's protected. 175 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,800 So what? Who the fuck cares? 176 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,760 How can they stop bulldozers? 177 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,080 I'll eat them alive. 178 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,120 Keep it, pal. 179 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,080 Fish or chicken, sir? 180 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,200 Chicken. 181 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,680 None left. 182 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,280 Fish then. 183 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,920 And you, sir? 184 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,800 Whatever is best. 185 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,280 Can't I get the same? 186 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,320 Hey! Air bimbo! 187 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,760 Same thing! 188 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,560 - Good times! - Cheers. 189 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,600 Pesetas! 190 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,160 250 euros. Cash or credit? 191 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,440 Who cares? The company pays. 192 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,560 No, but... 193 00:12:58,720 --> 00:12:59,640 That sucks! 194 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,280 Hello, hello, Alpha, Bravo, 195 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,920 Delta, Charlie, Bravo Charlie... 196 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,800 The Indians... 197 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,040 I'll eat them alive. 198 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,280 Sir? Your papers... 199 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,520 - What's in the bag? - Nothing. 200 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:58,680 Just a computer and the Code of Standards. 201 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,440 And in the computer? 202 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,480 Ideas, writings... 203 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,760 What kind of writings? 204 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,680 What kind? 205 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,360 Excuse me. 206 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,800 Have you seen the rest of my bag? 207 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,320 I'm not your slave. 208 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,040 Causing trouble? 209 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,960 He implied a Guianian stole his bag. 210 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,800 I just asked where it was. 211 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,040 Here's your bag. 212 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,400 Machine's never wrong. 213 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,800 GUIANIAN TROPICAL CONSULTING 214 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,480 - How did you end up here? - I was just late. 215 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,280 Posted here for being late? 216 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,880 It's true. 217 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,360 No administrative penalties. 218 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,400 We went to the airport. You disappeared! 219 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,560 No big deal. 220 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,320 Christian Duplex, chief engineer. 221 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:59,040 - Chataigne is here to standardize. - Welcome! 222 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,200 Don't believe Guiana's legends. Beware rumors. 223 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,080 Things seem complex but Guianians simplify them. 224 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,360 Demonstration. 225 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,880 At least we don't drain mountain lakes. 226 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,160 Canons pump water straight from the river. 227 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,440 Excuse me, but... shouldn't this water be brown? 228 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,200 - It's blue. - Below, it's blue. 229 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,360 - Brown water can't make white snow. - We're working on it. 230 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,120 Is that full scale? 231 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,000 It's just a model. 232 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,680 It'll be bigger. 233 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,400 Your office. 234 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,000 We'll fix it up. 235 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,560 We'll lay the first stone soon. 236 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,840 Tomorrow you'll standardize on-site. 237 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,880 What if it's not conform? 238 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,720 If it's not conform, it will be conform. 239 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,600 Chataigne, look at this bridge. 240 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,120 I recognize it. 241 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,320 No one wanted it. 242 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,280 10 years to build. Useless for 5. 243 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,640 Europe paid for it. 244 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,880 Brazilian cars can't use it 245 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,880 due to European standards. 246 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,320 I listen to criticism until I see the reality. 247 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,080 Guiana is not Euro-standardizable. 248 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,320 In here it's ISO-9001. 249 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,880 If you open the window, the hot air kills you. 250 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,160 If you need air con, 251 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,680 the humidity stays inside. Shut it. 252 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:35,880 It's rotting. 253 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,360 The only answer: 254 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,520 Turn on the air, 255 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,280 open the windows and use fans. 256 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,960 See you tomorrow at Guia-Snow. 257 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,800 I guess you need a car. You didn't come by car, did you? 258 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,000 No license. 259 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,040 A driver for your stay. 260 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,000 You can have Tarzan. 261 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,400 Lousy at airports but great in forests. 262 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,200 Going like that? 263 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,360 Yeah... 264 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,240 You need a hat. 265 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,880 Pick a model. 266 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,840 - That one. - We're all out. 267 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,480 Seen the driver for Guianian Tropical Consulting? 268 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,080 Name of Tarzan? 269 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,960 - It's me. - You're Tarzan? 270 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,240 Aren't you a woman? 271 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,520 If you prefer, you can walk. 272 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,280 I didn't mean it personally. You're a woman. 273 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,400 Thanks for the airport. 274 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,360 You're blind too? 275 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,680 I stood 2 hours with this. Let's go to the hotel! 276 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,880 There. Thank you. You're welcome. 277 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,360 How does it work? 278 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,000 Are you available 24/7? 279 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,600 Let's make things clear, old fart. 280 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,560 I'm no maid. I'm an intern too. Forestry and Water. 281 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,240 I'm in charge of renovating French gardens. 282 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,080 I'm waiting for ash and plane trees. 283 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,520 They're stuck at customs. 284 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,920 My internship ends next week. 285 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,240 So I'm not your driver. 286 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,200 Just a helpful engineer. 287 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,960 You can thank me. 288 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,360 What's this? 289 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,920 Internship report 290 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,240 They sent me another freak! 291 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,640 You didn't get much sleep? 292 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,040 That's right. 293 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,400 Big bags under your eyes too. 294 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,720 Yes, I didn't sleep a wink. Who's to blame? 295 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,240 I have to go to the Tax Office now. 296 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,760 They're closed. 297 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,200 And we have to meet Galgaric. 298 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,360 Forget about it. 299 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,560 I'll go by foot. It's across the street. 300 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,600 To work well together, no more adjacent rooms. 301 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,320 That way we'll avoid... 302 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,120 bothering each other all night long. 303 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,320 - Do you read me? - Loud and clear. 304 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,320 And I agree wholeheartedly. 305 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,840 But we're not going to Tropical Consulting. 306 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,480 It's much further, dummy. 307 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,280 - Sleep well? - Not great. 308 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,240 Women. 309 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,680 Can you lend me some money? 310 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,880 I don't know... 311 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,640 It's the last of it. 312 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,240 A work expense. 313 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,360 Conservation area... My ass! 314 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,800 Indians... 315 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,920 I'll eat them alive. 316 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,040 Nice grass. 317 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,920 GMO... 318 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,720 Tarantulas love it. 319 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,120 It stops growing at standard height. 320 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,120 Less lawnmower waste. 321 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,320 But we pay royalties whenever we plant. 322 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,000 Auteur theory isn't what it used to be. 323 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,120 I admire the Ministry of Standards. 324 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,520 Controller is an age-old job. 325 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,400 The Romans imposed standards on lands they conquered. 326 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,640 They'd arrive and say: "It's nice here. Let's build toilets." 327 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,160 And they'd build urinals and roads. 328 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:34,360 Now in addition to urinals and roads, we bring leisure. 329 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,240 After English lawns, 330 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,680 Alpine snow. Guia-Snow! 331 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,160 I forgot. 332 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,960 An official apartment was vacated. 333 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,680 One of you can move in. 334 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,600 - Volunteer? - Me! 335 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,880 Kids, I have an amusing proposition. 336 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,760 Winner moves in. 337 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,080 Shit! 338 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,920 I didn't know anyone could be so bad. 339 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,400 It makes sports a total turn-off. 340 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,000 I'll show you the art of golf. 341 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,120 That's why I'm the boss and you're interns. 342 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,560 I couldn't find the stick. 343 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,640 That should work better. 344 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,880 Nice posture. 345 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,360 What are the 4 species that adapt everywhere? 346 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,600 Man... 347 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,920 rats, ants and cockroaches. 348 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,000 One of them will take our place. 349 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,960 The end of our anthropocene epoch 350 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:49,240 where mankind left a geological impact. 351 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,280 Next, the roach epoch! 352 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,360 Our concrete civilization will leave 353 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,040 no ruins like those of Egypt, Greece or Rome. 354 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,680 No cathedrals. 355 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,920 Just gray dust and rusty beams. 356 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,760 We're doomed to oblivion because of those materials. 357 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,560 Guiana colonizes white man, not the opposite. 358 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,240 Nature ends up swallowing us up. 359 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,040 I win. 360 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,840 Looks like Tarzan will be moving in. Unless you share it. 361 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:19,800 No way. 362 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,760 Play, Chataigne. 363 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,000 Go and find your ball. 364 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,760 He's not working? 365 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,840 You're not working? 366 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,800 Coming to Guia-Snow? 367 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,680 Mr. Chataigne hasn't played his ball. 368 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,400 Nice shot! 369 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,960 He gets the apartment. 370 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,320 15 minutes is enough. 371 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,680 I have to go to the Tax Office today. 372 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,040 - I advise you not to. - Why? 373 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,200 Creole strike over disciplinary sanctions. 374 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,800 Damn lazy whites. No offense intended. 375 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,200 - Here we are. - Where? 376 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,840 Guia-Snow is here? 377 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,360 Where else? 378 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,160 I don't understand. Sorry, but... 379 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,560 it's not at all... 380 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,760 the picture I got in Paris. 381 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,280 I took it. 382 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,000 It's from 2 months ago. 383 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,200 This is from two months ago? 384 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,640 It grew quickly... 385 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,520 Impossible to bring it up to standards. 386 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,960 Can I at least get the permits in due form? 387 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,200 In due form. 388 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,680 - I understood. - It's very clear. 389 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,760 I... 390 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,360 That way? 391 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,400 Why not do Guia-Snow here? 392 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,920 It's already deforested. 393 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,240 It's the shopping center. 394 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,000 Let's get that fax. 395 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,920 - The door. - Of course. 396 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,560 Look. Two of everything. 397 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,520 So I can golf and work. 398 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,480 Double vest principle. 399 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,760 Your fax. 400 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,000 Sorry. In less than a day, 401 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,400 it turns black. 402 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,720 Humidity. 403 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,920 You realize I can't validate the project with this blackened sheet? 404 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,440 Give me a week. 15 days. 405 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,880 At most, 6 months. At worst, 14 months. 406 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,240 Tough job. It won't drain, tons of mud. 407 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,360 But the frogs are thrilled. 408 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,440 Can I say something? 409 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,280 One question. How are you going to drain the swamp, 410 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,640 protect a species and get the Eco-Friendly Tourism label? 411 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,240 I expected that. 412 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,360 That label concerns only tourists in discovery mode. 413 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,480 So who cares? 414 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,160 Deforestation-wise, try crossing the border. 415 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,040 No carnage here, like in Brazil. 416 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,080 Four frogs protected by Euro-technocrats won't stop Guia-Snow. 417 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,200 Did I answer your question? 418 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:01,360 I think she's right. Aren't you scared of WWF? 419 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,360 WWF-Guiana? 420 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,120 It's him. 421 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,920 Plastic pine trees 422 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,760 are totally recyclable. 423 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,680 Wear helmets. Danger often comes from above. 424 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,280 Did you plan for an infirmary? 425 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,560 Skiing means broken legs. 426 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,840 And gangrene. 427 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,920 - Why? - The humidity. 428 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,880 Meaning? 429 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:41,960 Amputation. 430 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,560 Shit! 431 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,440 Fuck! 432 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,880 Even if your project is stupid as hell, 433 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,680 financed by God knows who and petro-dollars, 434 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,080 you have a great internship. 435 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,720 Guia-Snow is a public utility project, 436 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:10,280 financed transparently and internationally. 437 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,640 The declaration of public interest is crap, 438 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,360 when Qatar and World Sports Bank pay. 439 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,440 Playing ecologist with your French trees? 440 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,720 Your orderly gardens, all so symmetrical! 441 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,280 "Step into this garden and take note," 442 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,520 1001 trees, 1001 different shapes, 443 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,040 "except their own." 444 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,440 Shut your face! 445 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,760 Jean-Jacques Rousseau. 446 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,640 Listen, 447 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,040 Mr. "Climate-Changer/Nature Organizer". 448 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,920 French gardens symbolize the Republic 449 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,520 because the strong trees never damage the weaker ones. 450 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,600 Socialism as symmetry! 451 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,040 What a grand idea to organize Nature! 452 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,640 It's Duplex! 453 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,760 Given your speed, 454 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,360 when we get to Cayenne, he'll have the permits. 455 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,880 There! 456 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,560 How's that? 457 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,600 A real woman at the wheel, 458 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,280 not like Qatari women who can't drive! 459 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,520 Wrong! It's Saudi women who can't drive. 460 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,360 He's catching up. 461 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,360 The Code. 462 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,880 That was my official car! 463 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,400 Relax. We just need a tow truck. 464 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,200 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 465 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,640 I'll drop you off in Cayenne. 466 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,640 They'll strip my car clean! 467 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,800 Come on, get in. 468 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,320 Hurry up! 469 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,400 Better if all 3 of us move it. 470 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,640 Freeze! 471 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,480 Yeah, yeah, I got it. 472 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,240 You drive! Move your ass! 473 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,400 I left my cell in the car. 474 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,880 We'll be fine. 475 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,280 I have my phone. 476 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,640 - Calling the cops. - No, the king. 477 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,240 Guiana. 478 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,000 Jungle. 479 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,200 Police. Your call will be answered in 13 hours and 55 minutes. 480 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,760 - You're not calling Galgaric? - What for? 481 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,840 To say we're lost in Guiana? 482 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,280 Best way to fail an internship! 483 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,320 We should go back to Guia-Snow. 484 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,920 That way. It's a shortcut. 485 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,760 Are you sure? 486 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,520 It's safer to stay on the road. 487 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,320 Safe enough to get robbed at gunpoint. 488 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,600 I don't want to get tortured. 489 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,560 This will guide us. With a smartphone, no worries. 490 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,160 It's like Columbus' sextant. 491 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,120 It's straight ahead... 492 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,880 A 20-minute walk. 493 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,640 I don't think this is a good idea. 494 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,840 Wait. 495 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,520 This doesn't feel right. 496 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,520 Let's go back to the road. 497 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,600 We'll get lost this way. 498 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,120 There's no problem. We have satellite and GPS. 499 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,320 GPS can't lead us astray. 500 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,480 Darn! It says we're in the ocean! 501 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,160 No more network. 502 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,280 We need to go higher up. 503 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,280 Into the trees. 504 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,680 - With branches? - Yes. 505 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,160 Here I see branches but no trees. 506 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,960 Help me up. 507 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,280 Come on, give me a leg up. 508 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,400 One, two, three. 509 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,440 Show some effort, Tarzan. 510 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,760 Put some effort into it! 511 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,360 - Almost a signal. - You okay? 512 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,480 Galgaric? 513 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,160 Chataigne, I'm busy. 514 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,240 I'll call you in 15 minutes. 515 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,520 I'll call his higher-up. 516 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,920 I have no strength. I can't. 517 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,200 SWITZERLAND - WORLD BANK OF SPORTS 518 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,680 Welcome to the World Sports Bank. 519 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,960 We conform to the standards of the representativeness 520 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,080 of society's racial components and of gender parity. 521 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,200 As you can see, we have 522 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,520 a white couple, 523 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,960 a black couple, 524 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,600 an Asian couple, 525 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,000 an Eskimo couple 526 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,000 and, our pride and joy, 527 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,280 an Israeli-Palestinian couple. 528 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,640 This proves we're not racist at the World Sports Bank. 529 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,880 Now let's work on Guia-Snow's slogan. 530 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,720 Communication can be about social issues. 531 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,960 "Let's be social" is Dubai's slogan. 532 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,360 Already trademarked. 533 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,520 Why not "Be social"? 534 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,000 Also trademarked. 535 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,400 "Be". 536 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,640 Trademarked. 537 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,080 I am GUIA-SNOW 538 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,560 For you. 539 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,000 My smartphone! 540 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,680 There he is! He took my smartphone! 541 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,240 My smartphone! 542 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,840 Give me my phone! 543 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,560 Give me my phone! 544 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,680 Bastard! 545 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,560 - This way. - That way. 546 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,240 - That way. - This way. 547 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,600 Mr. Friquelin, tax bailiff. 548 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,520 I'm looking for Marc Chataigne. 549 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,840 He specializes at playing dead. 550 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,000 GUIANIAN TROPICAL CONSULTING 551 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,320 CRISIS MEETING 552 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,800 We'll wait before launching Operation Sparrowhawk. 553 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,760 Any sparrowhawks here? 554 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,000 Not many. 555 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,840 Chopper's down. They still may show up. Tarzan knows the forest. 556 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,160 If we fall behind, I get fired. 557 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,520 I don't want to be sent to... 558 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,120 What's worse than Guiana? 559 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,320 Corsica! 560 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,400 Prototype of the high-speed train. 561 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,080 8 cars surrounded by 2 electrical motorcars. 562 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,040 It pays off big time. 563 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,960 Moreover, it's multi... 564 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,960 Moreover, it's multi-seasonal... 565 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,680 I can help find them too. How can I help? 566 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280 By refraining yourself. 567 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,600 I don't want this on my conscience. 568 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,440 I'll find them myself. 569 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:30,360 Fuck your conscience. Just keep quiet. Paris won't like missing interns. 570 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,720 - I'm afraid they crossed the lake. - I'd say here. 571 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,360 Here. 572 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,640 That's too far. 573 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,000 - This is the fault of Guia-Snow. - Wrong! 574 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,640 The only thing at fault is your driving. 575 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,800 Get a license if you want. 576 00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,120 Unfortunately no one could pull strings. 577 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,200 Unlike your internship. 578 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,560 It's merit-based. 579 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,960 On my work, not my looks. 580 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,600 Lucky for you. 581 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,120 Can you at least ski? 582 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,520 Can you at least ski? 583 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,520 I've never tried. 584 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,480 The man for the job! 585 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,200 In France, you don't have to know a field 586 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,240 in order to manage it. 587 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,880 Does the Defense Minister know how to drive tanks? 588 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,800 You wanted forest training... now you have it. 589 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,920 - What are you doing? - I'm doing my job. 590 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,080 Being in the jungle 591 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,600 doesn't mean no work. 592 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,360 I need inspiration. 593 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,520 So... 594 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,000 "Guia-Snow will be... 595 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,040 "a vector to meet and have fun, 596 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,360 "the number one spot... 597 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,160 in Guiana." 598 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,720 What? 599 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,600 I don't understand. 600 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,840 If you hurt it, it'll squeeze me to death. 601 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,600 Pretend you're writing. 602 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,360 "...will enrich" 603 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,880 "the social biotope..." 604 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,560 What's more dangerous, the snake or you? 605 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,360 What about water? 606 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,280 That's how you avoid drinking mud. 607 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,280 Your only choice, wimp. 608 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,200 What about food? 609 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,160 That's a baby. 610 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,240 Is one enough for a meal? 611 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,520 - We'll find wood for a shelter. - What kind? 612 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,640 Try to find dry wood. 613 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,640 - Enough of this cloaca. - Know what a cloaca is? 614 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,640 A reptilian chamber containing 615 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,760 stool, urine and sperm. 616 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,160 Maybe we can help? 617 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,200 Let's hurry. 618 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,880 Let's look for wood. 619 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,320 There you are. 620 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,800 It was so hard to find this. 621 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,560 So I have to do everything again. 622 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,680 - You do nothing at home? - Everything. 623 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,080 Does your girlfriend help out? 624 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,280 What girlfriend? 625 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,600 It's nice up here. 626 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,920 Many snakes in the trees? 627 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,160 A word of warning. 628 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,160 I hate being felt up when I sleep. 629 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,880 I know the type of bachelor you are. 630 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,840 In fact... 631 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,000 since when are you single? 632 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,120 I don't want to discuss this. 633 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,680 18 years. 634 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,120 18 years? 635 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,520 In high school? 636 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,200 And since? 637 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,800 Nothing except... 638 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,360 I graduated. 639 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,920 Lie down. It's almost nightfall. 640 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,000 - Okay. - And afterwards? 641 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,920 I did validation training 642 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,440 after my Masters. 643 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,520 And now... 644 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,840 a tax bailiff is hunting me down. 645 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,600 Goodnight. 646 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,120 Yeah. 647 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,840 She plays jazz. 648 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,800 THE END 649 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,600 I dreamt it was the end. 650 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,760 I can't be late for the Tax Office. 651 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,880 I have to prove I'm alive. 652 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,280 Don't worry. You may not even have to go. 653 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,840 Newcomers last 3 days in the jungle. 654 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,920 I don't expect to spend 3 days here. 655 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,480 This hurts more and more. 656 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,280 Let me see. 657 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,480 We'll lance it or you're dead by nightfall. 658 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,760 Don't move. 659 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,880 Yuck, it stinks. 660 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,720 What's that? 661 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,080 - It's gross. - What is it? 662 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,920 Is it all out? 663 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,480 Chataigne! 664 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Gotta do what you gotta do. 665 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,920 Why are you here? 666 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,880 Don't shoot! 667 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,880 Marc Chataigne, Ministry of Standards. 668 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,320 We're interns and we're lost. 669 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,800 - We're lost. - Let me see that! 670 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,600 Hands off the knife. 671 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,720 The high-speed train map! 672 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,360 Someone I know will want this. 673 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,160 It's dangerous here. Don't stay. Follow me. 674 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,320 Come on! 675 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,200 Beware of mosquitoes. 676 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,640 Careful... 677 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,920 What are you doing? 678 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,320 It's dangerous here. Full of gators. 679 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,280 - It's you. - Yes, it's me. 680 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,320 Come, I don't have all day. 681 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:38,640 You okay? 682 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,720 - Dangerous here. - I told them. 683 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,720 - Who are the idiots? - Not idiots. 684 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,160 Two interns who got lost. Look. 685 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,480 High-speed train in 2030. 686 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,560 What? 2030 is tomorrow. 687 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,800 The jungle was better before. 688 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,680 Farewell, old Europe 689 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,600 In hell you should burn up 690 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,760 Farewell, old country 691 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:05,760 - What? - Noise. 692 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,200 - There's no noise. - There was one. 693 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,600 It stopped. 694 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:16,480 Walk backwards to cover our trail, if anyone's following. 695 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,880 Farewell, old Europe In hell you should burn up 696 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,680 Leave footprints! 697 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,720 Or else why walk backwards? 698 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,720 Who sent these interns? 699 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,200 Farewell, old past 700 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,680 Our lives are ending fast 701 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,920 We need to see the sun, 702 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,840 we need room so we can again bloom 703 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,280 We are doomed... 704 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,520 I'm sick of this jungle! 705 00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,800 I like war. 706 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:04,960 My boot! 707 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,400 I'll find you. 708 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,440 My boot! 709 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,640 Guiana is full of advantages. 710 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,440 They speak French. 711 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,400 It's hot, not too dry. 712 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,840 It's France, so... 713 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,040 the best health coverage in the world. 714 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,480 And with Guia-Snow, Canadian retirees will feel at home. 715 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,680 Mr. Rosio... 716 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,960 We have faith in French gerontocracy. 717 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,480 But the Happy Senior pension fund 718 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:42,440 is very concerned about pre-construction costs. 719 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:46,560 We'd like to know if the payroll can be reduced 720 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,120 to reassure shareholders. 721 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,720 Rest assured. 722 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,440 Besides security guards, 723 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,240 Guia-Snow will create 724 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,440 no jobs! 725 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:57,760 Great. 726 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,440 Cut the engine. 727 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,880 Mr. Friquelin. Funny double vest joke. 728 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,160 I waited 27 hours. 729 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,760 I'm looking for Marc Chataigne. 730 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,240 I'm searching for him. I have my canoe nearby. 731 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,600 Touch base later. 732 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,400 I'll join your expedition. 733 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,800 Farewell, old Europe... 734 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,080 With all this shit, I feel like I'm in Europe. 735 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,120 I'm sick of his allegories. 736 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,120 Stolen shoes bring trouble. 737 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,760 Borrowed. Yes, sir. 738 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,920 Excuse me. Are you the owner of... 739 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,760 Fuck ownership! 740 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,320 And government-allotted land. 741 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,800 The jungle needs a master. 742 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,960 "Galgaric was wrong. 743 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,480 "The difference 744 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:47,280 "between himself and the interns 745 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:53,080 "was not a difference in golf 746 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:57,680 "but in fact a difference 747 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,520 in birth." 748 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,960 1, 2, 3, 4! 749 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,240 I'll add some rum. 750 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,000 Fruit salad's done. 751 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,640 I did some salvaging. 752 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:11,240 The owner died and I salvaged the place. 753 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,320 Not really. 754 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,480 I salvaged the place, then the owner died. 755 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,640 Cheers. 756 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,120 Move, Ulrich. You're blocking the view. 757 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,640 This is delicious. 758 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,280 Delicious. 759 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,600 I'll have seconds. 760 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,240 Drink. 761 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,760 Can I have some more? 762 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,240 So you never knew war? 763 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:45,840 I'll show you. 764 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,280 Stop! 765 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,480 We know economic war. The old send the young to the front. 766 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:52,800 Or to be interns. 767 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:53,960 Right? 768 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,920 Since you're young, I hope I didn't use too much aphrodisiac. 769 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,240 Goodnight. 770 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,120 Excuse me. 771 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,080 Can I rub mosquito lotion on you? 772 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,800 - No! - As a friend. 773 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,360 I feel the urge, so I have to write. 774 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,800 Sex... 775 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,120 I'm writing, I'm writing... 776 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,720 We got drugged. We must resist. 777 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,400 Hold on. 778 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,760 It was hot last night. 779 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:35,400 Sleep well? 780 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,320 That's not why I came. 781 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,080 I came to write a report, no more. 782 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,160 Give me that. 783 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,360 I'd like... 784 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,400 I'd really like... 785 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,120 to keep George's typewriter. 786 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,440 Ask or you'll be sorry. 787 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,800 I'm embarrassed to ask, 788 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:09,480 but can I borrow your typewriter? 789 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,480 I'll give it back in Paris, in the suburbs. 790 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,240 In Fontigny les Oubliettes. 791 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,760 Line 4, then take the bus. 792 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:18,880 No suburbs. 793 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,880 It's my machine. 794 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,920 I thought you hated ownership. 795 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,640 - You're right. - Take it. 796 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,440 Let's go! 797 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,840 30 years in the jungle! 798 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,000 Only one left. 799 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,720 We'll have to go... 800 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,080 together. 801 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,920 You're compressing my genitals! 802 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,480 I hate being touched. 803 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,680 You didn't say that last night. 804 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,280 My Code! 805 00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,840 Your groping made me lose my Code! 806 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,200 Your desire is not reality. You think I groped on purpose? 807 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,040 I can't write my report without the Code! 808 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,600 Forget your book! We're hanging over the jungle! 809 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,160 I'll go and get it. I've done 30 years of jungle! 810 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:15,520 Okay, okay... 811 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,000 Vines... are like internships. 812 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,600 Don't drop one till you got another. 813 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,040 I'll show you. 814 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,480 Almost 30 years of jungle! 815 00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:33,760 Wake up! 816 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,120 I want to see jungle snow once. 817 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,080 I'll show you the exit. 818 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,120 Hear that? 819 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:46,840 Large apes. 820 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,640 The call of the forest. 821 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,160 My boots. For bad luck. Good luck. 822 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,960 He's gone mad. We must bring you back to George. 823 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,080 You'll never find it. 824 00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:59,680 How about us? 825 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,040 For you... straight ahead. 826 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:03,960 And don't forget... 827 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,360 walk backwards. 828 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:06,720 Whatever happens. 829 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,840 Bye. 830 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,920 Fucking jungle. What a ball-buster. 831 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,400 Okay so... that way. 832 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,840 I'll go in front... I mean behind. 833 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,200 Shit, my grenade ring! 834 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:26,920 Fuck. 835 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,720 He can't see us anymore. 836 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,120 The right way now. 837 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,480 That's him saying goodbye, I think. 838 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,600 His directions could be clearer. 839 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,240 You're right. 840 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,480 The forest offers only two things: 841 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,560 DEATH AND OBLIVION 842 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:42,680 You're here. 843 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,400 - Can't you see my machete? - Lift your legs! 844 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,320 Can't you see it? 845 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,640 Shit! 846 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,840 We're going to make fucking ski trails! 847 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:08,920 Shit! 848 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,920 - Coming? - Fucking nature! 849 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,200 Chataigne... come on, let's go. 850 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,160 Anyway, so I have a boyfriend 851 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,320 and even with him in Kerguelen, I don't cheat. 852 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,080 Except maybe once. 853 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,360 2, no 3, but it doesn't count. 854 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,520 Sleeping isn't sex. 855 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:31,040 He's not the type to fail an internship, lost in the jungle. 856 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,600 He does as he's told. All is fine. 857 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,080 Too bad for my Code. I'd have certified him "great catch". 858 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,240 18 years alone, really? 859 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,080 I'm not alone. I have Guia-Snow. 860 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,640 And you're here. 861 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,400 See? You're into me. 862 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,920 I hang onto my unlucky star. 863 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:07,520 France. 864 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,440 France is pretty surprising. 865 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,200 It always creeps into places you don't expect. 866 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:50,200 I am in a country where everything rots. 867 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,440 Think we'll survive? 868 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,520 Survive what? 869 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,200 The jungle? 870 01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,680 No, life. 871 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,560 Napoleon's generals were 27 years old, on average. 872 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:11,000 Nowadays that's the average age of interns. 873 01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,800 Our generation 874 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,880 is the low-ebb generation. 875 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,960 In any case, you were right. 876 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:25,200 I never felt alive before I came to this jungle. 877 01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,760 Tarzan is charming. 878 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,640 Too bad you met no head shrinkers. 879 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,640 They're in Paris. 880 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,720 Guia-Snow is working at full throttle. Tourism is booming. 881 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,000 The minister congratulated me. 882 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,320 However, 883 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:52,040 I can't validate your internship because of your report. 884 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,080 Indeed... 885 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,200 Stay seated. 886 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:59,680 You mention a population that's fed up. 887 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,720 No one in my entourage is fed up. 888 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,960 The country is doing well. No need to change it. 889 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,480 The rise of the far-right isn't coming out of nowhere. 890 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,640 It's been going on for 20 years. 891 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,960 It won't end well. 892 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,000 Mr. Chataigne, 893 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:21,840 the French love to be "anti", but reason always prevails. 894 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,240 Goodbye then. 895 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,000 Vive the far right! 896 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,080 Vive the National Front! 897 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:35,800 THE END 898 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,960 Again, I dreamt it was the end. 899 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:53,280 It's becoming worrisome. 900 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,240 Shall we go? 901 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,600 In my dream 902 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,240 there was Rosio who... 903 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,360 He told me my life was just a rough draft. 904 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,040 And that his was fully polished. 905 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:18,480 Chataigne... 906 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,480 I'd like to know you forever. 907 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:49,000 There are 2 kinds of men: Some govern, others lead. 908 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,200 And? 909 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,520 You govern. 910 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:52,960 Take a right. 911 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,040 This way. 912 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:13,680 Stop. 913 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,240 Shut off the engine. 914 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,960 We're looking for a balding guy, 30 to 40, 915 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,440 Not too fat, not too thin. 916 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,000 - Brown eyes. - Friquelin. 917 01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:24,640 - Normal height. - We want Chataigne. 918 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,000 Marc Chataigne. 919 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,680 A weirdo always flashing... 920 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:29,960 the Code of Standards. 921 01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,440 Where did you find that? 922 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,600 Is this yours? 923 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,960 How did you pay? Got the bill? 924 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,960 Did you declare it? 925 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,280 CHINA - SNOW INVEST, INC. 926 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,680 Gentlemen, we dislike the color of the building 927 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,880 that will house the ski trail. 928 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:03,080 Rather than gray, we'd prefer a bright color. 929 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,320 Why not green? It could appear ecological. 930 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,320 - No, red! - Blue! 931 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,680 You'll say "devaluation". 932 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,640 But devaluation, after a transition period, 933 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:21,080 allows your companies to grow, then export. 934 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,320 Learn to readjust. 935 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,400 Learn to adapt 936 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:28,160 to today's economical reality. 937 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:32,000 The future is professional microcredit. 938 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,800 - Rosio? - One small change. 939 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,040 Not gray, but light beige. 940 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,800 I know, no one is. But everyone agrees. 941 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,000 We have a problem with Chataigne! 942 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,160 What? 943 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,080 We'll play for time. Act normal. 944 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,560 The Emir of Qatar must be kept out of this. 945 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:57,200 Send interns. Our workforce is lacking. 946 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,080 In August? Impossible! 947 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:03,800 The interns are requisitioned by government, banks, commerce! 948 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:05,800 High-school interns are fine. 949 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:06,920 Listen, sir. 950 01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,200 In summer, France is run by interns. 951 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,360 Use ones in high school! 952 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:13,920 Little prick! 953 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,240 Chataigne, or his remains. 954 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,360 Another victim of the jungle. 955 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:28,880 Coming? 956 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,320 Chataigne is faking his death. 957 01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:34,360 Look at the footprints. 958 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,120 And the body remains? You see too many movies. 959 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,640 Many people fake their deaths to evade taxes. 960 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,480 No movies for me. Public radio suffices. 961 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,000 You don't know the jungle! 962 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,880 The footprints end here. 963 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:54,000 They form a circle. Do as you wish. I'll plow ahead. 964 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,720 Staying here alone? 965 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:57,000 You're crazy. 966 01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:58,320 Crazy? 967 01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:00,600 I'll show you crazy. 968 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,000 Go back to your snow. 969 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:09,040 I'll keep the ATV and the canoe. 970 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,280 Take a helicopter, Einstein. 971 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,040 Torture poles. Not very reassuring. 972 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:40,760 No, it's very reassuring. It means there's law and order. 973 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,160 I wonder... 974 01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:44,960 if they have internet. 975 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,480 You really want to go here? 976 01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:54,560 To civilization. 977 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,040 To Guia-Snow. 978 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:57,640 To the train! 979 01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,240 Chataigne. 980 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,680 Come have a drink. 981 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,440 So now you've become a hippie? 982 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,840 Me, a hippie? 983 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:13,880 I work for an auditing firm. I'm here for the train. 984 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,040 At the moment... 985 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,160 I'm negotiating the route. 986 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,560 I painted this gold. 987 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,160 The suckers will think it's gold. 988 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,960 I'll give them a fake nugget. 989 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:30,720 In order to speed up negotiations. 990 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,120 Actually, 991 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,560 like in France, I use gifts... 992 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,600 Why like in France? 993 01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:39,680 Guiana is France, right? 994 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,640 Repeat that. 995 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,480 I was saying... Guiana is France. 996 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,840 No, Guiana isn't France. 997 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,800 It's not even Guiana. 998 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:51,880 It's the jungle. No good guys, no bad. 999 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,760 Just nature and God. 1000 01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,240 You know Chappe? 1001 01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:56,400 No. 1002 01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,600 You didn't go to Henri IV, like me. 1003 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,280 The high school in the 6th arrondissement? 1004 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:02,280 5th. 1005 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,960 - Metro Cluny. - Rue des Ecoles. 1006 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,680 Yeah, metro Cluny. 1007 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,720 Chappe: Struggle For Life. Only the fittest survive. 1008 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,080 We haven't been introduced. 1009 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,120 Big Jim at your service. 1010 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,680 Marc Chataigne, Guia-Snow. 1011 01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,720 Cinderella, Chateau de Versailles. 1012 01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:23,320 So you came to disturb my members? 1013 01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,600 No, we're... just lost. 1014 01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:32,040 We all are, in this civilization. It's why I'm here to guide you. 1015 01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,600 Your wire info? 1016 01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,520 We just want to go back. 1017 01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:39,600 Good idea, Cinderella. But now explain 1018 01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:43,560 why your boyfriend has the boots I napped in last week? 1019 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:45,440 He's not my boyfriend. 1020 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,480 They're not mine. I can give them back. 1021 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:50,680 I'll go barefoot... 1022 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,880 get bit by flying slugs, 1023 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,360 oozing caterpillars, marmosets... 1024 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,160 You're a dead man! 1025 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:13,320 Hear me, hear me! 1026 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,240 The 21st is a century of devotion! 1027 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,800 Do we want religion to squash us? 1028 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:21,240 Yes! 1029 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,000 Down with freedom! 1030 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,400 Down with progress! 1031 01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:27,400 Excuse me... 1032 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,680 Sorry to interrupt your... 1033 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,120 mass, whatever, but... 1034 01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,920 can we bring the train through... 1035 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,040 here? 1036 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,000 Dinner time! 1037 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:52,560 We'll rid you of your submission to higher beings. 1038 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,080 One last wish? 1039 01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:02,760 Can you ask the didgeridoo guy to stop? I hate that stuff. 1040 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:06,760 Much better. 1041 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:19,760 I think I'm next. 1042 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:21,960 Big Jim! 1043 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,640 Farewell, Europe. 1044 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,360 Farewell, jungle. 1045 01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,240 Farewell, Tarzan. 1046 01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:37,280 Farewell, Chataigne. 1047 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:44,360 What a pleasure organizing Nature. 1048 01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:54,040 In hell we will burn up... 1049 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,040 Mr. Friquelin. Tax bailiff. 1050 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,080 I'm looking for Marc Chataigne. 1051 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:30,560 That's me. 1052 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,040 You didn't stop the procedure. 1053 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:36,680 You're under arrest. Tax evasion and faking a death. 1054 01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:42,320 There is an atheist god! 1055 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,040 I found cream and spoons. We can save him. 1056 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,680 Fill him with cream. 1057 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,960 More, more! 1058 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:49,760 We can fill him up. 1059 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,520 Wake up, wake up! 1060 01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:56,920 - Where is the giant nugget? - It's a fake! 1061 01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,600 The high-speed train! 1062 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,600 I'll eat the Indians alive! 1063 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,640 Indians? I'll eat them alive too! 1064 01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:13,520 Come on. 1065 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:16,880 You go first. 1066 01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:21,920 I forgot my Code. Go ahead. 1067 01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:40,560 Chataigne? You can come back now. 1068 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:09,400 I found it! 1069 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,840 Are you crazy? 1070 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,560 Are you okay? 1071 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:17,600 I got bitten. 1072 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:22,480 I got bitten by a water snake. 1073 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,880 I only have 10 minutes left. 1074 01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:27,480 No, but... 1075 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:31,240 I'd like to have done so much with you. 1076 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,280 I'd like to have... 1077 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:34,560 Have what? 1078 01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:37,280 I'd like to have built... 1079 01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:40,480 I'd like to have gone... 1080 01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:41,840 Gone where? 1081 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:45,320 I never expected it to end like this. 1082 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,320 Chataigne. 1083 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:49,600 Can... 1084 01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:50,920 Can I... 1085 01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:52,600 Chataigne... 1086 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:58,960 I'd like, one last time, to make love with you. 1087 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:00,680 Want to? 1088 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:03,280 7 minutes left. 1089 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:04,680 I can last 7. 1090 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,520 Wait. 1091 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,280 I'm coming. 1092 01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:18,640 It's great. 1093 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,320 Don't move. 1094 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:25,160 This is a good idea too. 1095 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,920 It's been 75 minutes. 1096 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,280 You're not dead? 1097 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,120 Well no, I'm not. 1098 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,920 I got the snake wrong. It happens. 1099 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:41,920 Take your stuff. Let's go. 1100 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,720 Come on! 1101 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:50,880 Thanks for helping. 1102 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,440 I want to kiss you. 1103 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:57,840 Why are you waiting, dummy? 1104 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:00,000 Go on. 1105 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:07,520 Hold on. 1106 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,640 Give me your hand. 1107 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:10,840 I can't swim. 1108 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,440 Give me your hand. 1109 01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:14,960 Hold on. 1110 01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:18,200 Tarzan! 1111 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:10,120 Look at me. 1112 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:12,760 See me? 1113 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,640 Come back, Tarzan. 1114 01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:17,600 Look up. 1115 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,240 See the moon? 1116 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:21,200 See the moon there? 1117 01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:23,160 It's a familiar object. 1118 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,520 It makes us feel less alone. 1119 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:27,040 Look at it. 1120 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,320 Think of all the times you saw it during the day. 1121 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,080 Don't give up. 1122 01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,040 Wake up, wake up! 1123 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:00,600 I love you. 1124 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:04,040 No, it's not true. 1125 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,280 Anyone here? 1126 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,640 In your arms, life is sweet 1127 01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,320 Life is sweet 1128 01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:26,800 Life isn't sweet at all 1129 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,440 Life is sweet 1130 01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:31,520 Excuse me? Anyone here? 1131 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:34,080 FREE, REQUIRED, SECULAR SCHOOL 1132 01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:35,600 She has a problem. 1133 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:46,160 The generator is broken. We can't call for help. 1134 01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:48,840 Since privatization, they don't come do repairs. 1135 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,320 I'm sick of the jungle. I wanted Tahiti. 1136 01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:53,520 Life is sweet... 1137 01:24:58,760 --> 01:24:59,960 Not sweet 1138 01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:05,000 Love is a voyage. 1139 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,720 "Am I alive or dead? 1140 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:16,960 "If alive, what death was I living until now? 1141 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:19,960 "The 4 narrative modes are 1142 01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:23,000 "past, future, present, absent. 1143 01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:27,040 I think I am now in the present." 1144 01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:29,600 DIARY 1145 01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:28,720 Glad to see you. We thought you were dead. 1146 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,280 I'll tell Galgaric. 1147 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,800 He got around the safety standards. 1148 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:34,680 The inauguration is now. 1149 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,520 Tarzan is feeling ill. 1150 01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:37,000 Go on! Tell them to wait for me! 1151 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:42,720 What happened? 1152 01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:45,640 We looked all over. 1153 01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:50,960 Come on, it's going to start. 1154 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:00,640 Drive! 1155 01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:21,400 Come! 1156 01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:29,400 Your hour of glory! 1157 01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:44,600 Sir... 1158 01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:47,600 Ladies and gentlemen, 1159 01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:50,560 sometimes dreams become reality. 1160 01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:55,320 Breeding ground of initiatives, Guiana creates chances, 1161 01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,880 despite rumors. 1162 01:28:58,120 --> 01:28:59,240 Duplex! 1163 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,320 Don't start the music now! 1164 01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:02,920 What are you doing? 1165 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,280 Stamp it. 1166 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:30,960 Fuck, my nugget. 1167 01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:33,640 I lost my nugget! 1168 01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:35,960 My nugget! 1169 01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:37,760 I lost my nugget! 1170 01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,280 There's gold! Come here! 1171 01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:55,920 The gold is mine! 1172 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,440 I cannot validate your internship. 1173 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,520 Settle your tax problem so there are no suspicions 1174 01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,920 of job corruption at the Ministry. 1175 01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:15,400 Mr. Rosio was supposed to validate it. He's not here? 1176 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:19,240 He had a problem with his exit visa in Qatar. 1177 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:21,880 No need to give me your report. 1178 01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:24,800 Guia-Snow was canceled. 1179 01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:26,960 The gold mine is more profitable. 1180 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,960 And ski classes for Guianians? Public interest? 1181 01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:33,080 Let it deteriorate. It'll be forgotten. 1182 01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:35,560 As for public interest... 1183 01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:39,360 don't worry. Life has other interests. 1184 01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:42,640 The vein isn't as promising hoped, 1185 01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:47,440 but without the presence a tax bailiff to validate the discovery, 1186 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:51,400 we couldn't have started mining so easily. 1187 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:52,600 Really? 1188 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:55,160 Friquelin isn't dead? 1189 01:31:55,320 --> 01:31:56,000 Yes. 1190 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:57,640 Well, no. 1191 01:31:57,800 --> 01:32:00,280 Administratively, he's better off alive. 1192 01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:03,720 Anatomically, he's brain dead. 1193 01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:07,640 Before getting tenure, you're being sent... 1194 01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:09,120 to Denmark. 1195 01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:11,280 Actually, Greenland. 1196 01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:13,800 For project "Super Nanook". 1197 01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:14,840 Your mission: 1198 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:19,360 Certify to ISO 9002 a greenhouse tropical jungle. 1199 01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:23,520 Allow me to remind you I can't leave France 1200 01:32:23,680 --> 01:32:25,920 if I'm considered dead. 1201 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:28,160 Here is a safe conduct, 1202 01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:30,760 validated of course by a stamp. 1203 01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:37,240 "The person in front of you is indeed alive." 1204 01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:07,080 If I'm alive, 1205 01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:11,440 it's because I'm dead. 1206 01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:50,320 Chataigne, 1207 01:33:50,680 --> 01:33:51,920 you're nonstandard. 1208 01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:58,800 Let's disappear backwards. 1209 01:33:59,320 --> 01:34:01,000 So if they coming looking, 1210 01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:02,960 they'll never find us.