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(Gentle music)

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(Upbeat music)

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(Men shouting)

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(Bodies thudding)

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- [Referee] That's in
touch, and that's full time.

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(Whistle blows)

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- [Man] Better luck next time, buddy.

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(Men cheering)

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(Player laughing)

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(Players applauding)

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- [Captain] Three cheers
for the south London stags.

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Hip hip... [players] Hooray.

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- [Captain] Hip hip.
- [Players] Hooray.

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- Good game, boys.

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- [Stuart] Chin up, boys.

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That was a great game.

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Yeah, it was close, so I
don't want you worrying

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about the score line.

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Those fat, straight old blokes,

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they've been playing a
lot longer than you have.

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But, as first games go, it
was really fucking great.

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You were aggressive, you
supported each other,

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and you held your own against
a much more experienced side.

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It's a great start to the
season, and you know what?

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Come on.

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I'm fucking excited.

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Shower up, and lets go
and have a few beers.

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(Players grunt and applaud)

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- Think he's paying?

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(Men laugh)

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(Somber music)

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(Water splashing)

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(Indistinct pub chatter)

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- Eating for two, babe?

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- I don't want to become a skinny bitch

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like one of this lot.

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Carbs!

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- Ladies and gentlemen.

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I'm going to jump straight
in and say a big thank you

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to our hosts, the Rochester
boys, for the rugby lesson,

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and most generous hospitality.

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It's much appreciated.

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(Crowd applauds and whoops)

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I promise we'll return
the favor at our place,

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on both fronts, when the time comes.

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Now, for man of the match,
it was an easy choice

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to set the tone for this season.

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This man put in an incredibly tenacious

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and creative performance,

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and he might even have won
it for us at the end there,

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if he just looked inside.

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No, but really, really great work,

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and I can see that you're going to be

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a big asset for us this season.

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So, well done, Mark Newton.

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(Crowd applauds)

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And my first dick of the day
award goes to the only man

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I've ever known to tackle
one of his own players.

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- Ah fuck.

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(Crowd cheers)

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I hit my head

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- [crowd] He is a stag
lad, he is a stag lad,

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he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey.

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He's never lonely when we are with him,

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and he knows how to put a pint
away, pint away, pint away,

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pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away.

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(Crowd cheers)

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(Crowd jeers)

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(Crowd cheers)

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(Louder cheering)

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(Wolf whistling and chanting)

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(Traffic rumbling)

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- [Henry] You didn't get
any pictures today? Mark.

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- Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't really
in the mood after the game,

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to be honest.

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- Shame. That ref would
have made a nice picture.

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- [Neil] 0h, he was hot.

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(Men laugh)

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- [Henry] Shall I book
us tickets for tomorrow?

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What do you fancy seeing?

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- Tomorrow?
- [Henry] Yeah.

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- Look, I can't. Ricky's coming over.

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- Cumming? It's been a while, hasn't it?

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Hasn't it healed over by
now? Isn't there cobwebs?

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- Yeah, and spiders. I bet
there's spiders in there and all.

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- Piss off.

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- [Pinky] I don't know about you,

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but I would kill my
firstborn for a mojito.

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- [Carlos] Firstborn what?

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- [Henry] Cocktails at the
clubhouse. You'll be lucky.

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- Ugh

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- yeah, I'll buy you a pint.

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(Indistinct bar chatter)

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- [Barry] Look, I agreed
to your little project

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to train up new players to eventually join

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and benefit the a squad,

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not to burn through our limited funds

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with a whole other separate team,

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and carting them off-
- yeah, but just recruiting

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experienced players isn't
going to put us on the map.

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- We're already on the map.

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The a's win almost all their games.

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For years, we fought tooth and
nail to get the recognition

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and respect that we now
have as a serious club,

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not some novelty act.

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I won't go back to that.

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- And having a b team
that loses a few games

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isn't going to change anything.

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They just need a bit of time.

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It was their first game of the season.

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Please, Barry.

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- Just be sure that you're
not letting your pride

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drag our name through the dirt.

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- Cunts. Like they own the place.

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- Deep breaths, pinky.

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- I'm from the as. Watch us
wave our big dicks about.

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- Trust me, I've seen a few of them,

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and they're not all
worth writing home about.

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- They're not all cunts, you know.

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- Oh yeah? Is that why you
dropped down to play with us?

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- [Carlos] See, now there we go.

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- [Neil] Cheers, boys.

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- So, they won then?

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- [Pinky] Of course they did.

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You can smell the smugness in the air.

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- [Carlos] Do they even like each other?

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- [Jimmy] No. Not really.

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- What's the fucking point, then?

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- It's just a different
mentality, isn't it?

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That's why they keep winning, I guess.

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(Intense dance music)

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- You are such a size queen.

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- [Pinky] She doesn't even
care who it's attached to,

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as it needs a whole tub of lube to fit

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into that tight little arse of hers.

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- Honey, at least I have an arse, okay?

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I don't even know what you
call that mound of sand

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hanging off your back.

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(Ahlaugh)

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Now, you see that guy?

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- What, the muscle daddy?

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- [Carlos] Mhmm.

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Saw him at the urinals earlier.

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I checked out the goods.
The homework is done.

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Now, I just have to hand in my assignment,

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if you know what I mean.

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- I'm glad to see all those
years in English school paid up,

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I really am.

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- Watch it, mate.
- Sorry.

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- [Carlos] Henry, Henry.

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With me, alright?

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(Henry retching)

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- [Mark] Jesus.

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Henry, how much have you had?

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I, er...

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Shall I get you some water, or something?

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- [Henry] No, just leave. Please, go. Go.

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(Cubicle door shuts)

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(Indistinct chatter)

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(Intense dance music)

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- You're Mark Newton, right?

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- Yeah, that's right.

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- I've heard a lot of
good things about you.

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- Who from?

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- [Warren] Man of the
match today. Not bad.

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- That?

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- No, well done. I'm Warren.

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- Are you in the a squad?

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I mean, I saw you at
the clubhouse earlier,

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but I've not seen you round before.

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- Yeah, I've been out for
a while with an injury.

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Fucked my leg, but I'm back
and fit to play again now.

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- Clearly.

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- Do you want a drink?

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- Sure.

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- [Warren] Two shots of Tequila.

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- [Mark] You serious?

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- Puts hairs on your chest.

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- Oh, is that something I want, is it?

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- You tell me.

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- I didn't realize you lot
spoke to us lowly mortals.

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- We make exceptions for certain people.

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- Is that right? I'm honored.

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- As you should be.

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- [Mark] Yeah?

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Well, you certainly live
up to the stereotype.

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- Devilishly handsome?

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- Full of yourselves.

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- I'm hurt.

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- Really? I didn't realize
you as bruised so easily.

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That must make things
a bit impractical, no?

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- Do you even get bruised in the b team?

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Doesn't that involve
taking some hits first?

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- You're a piece of work, you know that?

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Enjoy the rest of your night.

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Henry?

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(Muffled music)

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(Music intensifies)

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- Fuck.

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(Clothes rustling)

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- Everything all right?

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- You shouldn't have brought me here.

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- Excuse me?

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- [Warren] Where's my wallet?

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- Why are you in such a rush?

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Hey.

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- Bye.

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- [Mark] Oh, wow.

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You really are living up to
the a-squad-a-hole stereotype,

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aren't you?

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- I have a boyfriend.

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(Mark scoffs)

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- Well that might have been
useful information last night,

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don't you think?

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- You never asked.

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- [Mark] When was I supposed to do that?

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Before or after you
cornered me in a toilet

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and stuck your tongue down my throat?

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- He's a stag.

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- Who?

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- [Warren] John penrose. He's in my team-

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- yeah, I know who he is.

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- [Warren] Yeah, well he
can't find out about this,

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so don't fucking tell him
or anyone, you hear me?

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- [Mark] Relax, Jesus, I won't.

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- [Warren] I'm serious.

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- Yeah, I can see that.

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- Look, I don't mean to be-

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- just go, all right?

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Go on.

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(Gentle music)

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(Door clicks)

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(Door shuts)

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- [Mark] Hey.

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- Hey.

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You eaten?

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- [Mark] No, not really.

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- You look rough.

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- Thank you. I went outlast night.

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- With your pretend rugby team?

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- And how was your flight?

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- [Richard] Did you
bring one of them home?

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- [Mark] Richard, do we really
going to do this right now?

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You've literally just walked in the door.

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- [Richard] Well, you're going to love

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what I've got to say next.

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I've got to go away again in two days.

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- You serious?

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- [Richard] For a month.
- [Mark] A month?

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Are you joking?

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- [Richard] Flight's booked on Tuesday.

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I'm sorry.

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(Gentle music)

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(Birds chirping)

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(Indistinct chatter)

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- [Henry] Hey, where did
you end up Saturday night?

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You disappeared.

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- Just home. I tried looking for you, but-

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- [Henry] It's fine. I
was just a bit smashed.

260
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,707
- [Gareth] I'll say.
- That's one word for it.

261
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,291
What was his name again?

262
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,167
- What's this?

263
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,332
- [Gareth] You've got to hear this.

264
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,082
- [Henry] No, he doesn't, actually.

265
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,207
- [Gareth] So this one
was stumbling about,

266
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,457
saying he was leaving, but before he goes,

267
00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,291
he runs into the guy that
Neil's been making out with

268
00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:01,374
all night.

269
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:02,707
- [Mark] Oh Henry, no.

270
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:04,874
- [Gareth] Yeah. Sloppy seconds.

271
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:07,208
(Men laugh)

272
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:15,416
- Gareth really pisses me off.

273
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:19,249
- [Mark] That's just him.
- Nobody actually cares.

274
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,250
-I do.

275
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,042
- Okay.

276
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,916
Was this guy really that bad?

277
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:32,500
- [Henry] No, mate. Worse.
- It was not my finest moment.

278
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:36,458
(Mark laughs)

279
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:45,625
(Tense music)

280
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,416
(Whistle blows)

281
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:03,791
(Rapid footsteps)

282
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,458
- [Stuart] Jog back, jog back.

283
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:18,292
(Whistle blows)

284
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,457
- [Stuart] Right, excellent.

285
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,958
Keep it low, guys.

286
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,833
Good, smash, good.

287
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,291
That's it, good hit.
That's it. Well done. Good.

288
00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:41,208
Hit! Good hit. Good hit.

289
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,875
Try and keep driving through all the way.

290
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,667
Good, excellent. Good hit.

291
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:52,791
Okay, it's your mother
in law. Give her a hit.

292
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:54,791
Good, good. That's it.

293
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:59,042
- [Barry] A squad, over
with me, far pitch, please.

294
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:07,042
(Water splashing)

295
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:19,375
(Somber music)

296
00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:28,583
(Indistinct pub chatter)

297
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:50,250
(Door clicks)

298
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,667
- Rich?

299
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:05,500
(Water splashes)

300
00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:10,000
(Phone buzzes)

301
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,208
(Phone buzzes)

302
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:42,167
(Message sending sound)

303
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:46,375
(Phone buzzes)

304
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:56,083
(Message sending sound)

305
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,958
(Ping pong balls tapping)

306
00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:38,416
(Knocking)

307
00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:41,000
(Gentle music)

308
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,333
- Hey.

309
00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:54,124
- I can stand here and smile
at you all night, if you like.

310
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,542
- Sorry, come in.

311
00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,125
- [Warren] Wow.

312
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,499
That's really something.

313
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,167
- Yeah. Yeah, it never gets old.

314
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,957
- How can you afford this place?

315
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:19,749
- [Mark] Well, actually,
it's my partner Richard's.

316
00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,167
What? You never asked either.

317
00:25:26,417 --> 00:25:29,500
- [Warren] You know, I think
I can see my place from here.

318
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:33,666
All the way down there, with
the other little people.

319
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,707
- Do you want a drink?

320
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:39,583
- Actually. An attempt to redeem myself.

321
00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,750
Sorry about Sunday.

322
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:48,333
- Thanks. I wasn't really
expecting you to message me.

323
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:53,624
- [Warren] I felt bad
about not doing it before.

324
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:57,582
I didn't really like how things were left.

325
00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:01,249
- I have been thinking
about you, I suppose.

326
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,250
- Really?

327
00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:06,875
I've barely thought about you at all.

328
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:12,707
So, how long have you been together?

329
00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,291
- About 4 years.

330
00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:17,166
- [Warren] Okay. But you guys are open?

331
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:19,041
- Yeah, obviously.

332
00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:21,249
- I don't think John
would ever agree to that.

333
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:23,582
- [Mark] So, you just do
it behind his back instead?

334
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:27,416
- [Warren] Hey. That's never
happened before. I mean it.

335
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,457
- [Mark] Okay, all right.
- No need to get defensive.

336
00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:30,458
- I'm not.

337
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:33,083
I'm really not.

338
00:26:33,084 --> 00:26:35,167
- Okay. I'm only teasing.

339
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:43,667
- So, do you have rules
or something, then?

340
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:48,707
- Actually, yeah. But
they're all Richard's ones.

341
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,124
- What? No sleeping with rugby players?

342
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:52,291
(Mark laughs)

343
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:54,499
- Surprisingly, that's
actually not one of them.

344
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,874
Although that is the only reason he thinks

345
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,541
I joined the stags.

346
00:26:57,542 --> 00:26:59,041
- Well, is it?

347
00:26:59,042 --> 00:27:00,042
- No.

348
00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:04,791
- So, why did you, then?
- Did you play at school?

349
00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:08,207
- I bet you were very good at school.

350
00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,957
You were, weren't you?

351
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,792
Typical a team player.

352
00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:14,916
- You guys really don't like us, do you?

353
00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:17,541
- Well you don't really help yourselves.

354
00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:21,416
Speaking of which, I saw
you and John at training.

355
00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:23,333
- Oh. The happy couple?

356
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:25,458
- You tell me.

357
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:29,041
- So, what were those rules again?

358
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:31,624
Of your open relationship.

359
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:32,625
- Okay.

360
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,249
So, no one we know.

361
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:42,542
I have to tell rich about
anyone that I sleep with.

362
00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:44,958
- And, um

363
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:47,958
- and?

364
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,332
- And no repeat visits.

365
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:54,417
- Is that so?

366
00:27:56,542 --> 00:28:01,208
So, I'm guessing Richard knows
I'm coming round tonight?

367
00:28:02,542 --> 00:28:04,042
- Not exactly, no.

368
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:08,625
- But he knows about Saturday night?

369
00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:14,791
(Warren tuts)

370
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,916
Breaking all the rules. We're
doing so well, aren't we?

371
00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:18,917
- Shut up.

372
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:21,417
- So, I guess you could say

373
00:28:21,418 --> 00:28:25,207
that we're not the perfect couple either.

374
00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:26,916
- Well, if I were him I'd kick your arse

375
00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,166
out of this fancy place.

376
00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:30,874
- It's a good thing you're
not him, then, isn't it?

377
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:34,707
- Yeah, you wouldn't want
to get involved. I'm awful.

378
00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:35,708
- Oh yeah?

379
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,541
- Yeah, definitely not.

380
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,582
- I should just stay clear.

381
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,457
- Probably best.

382
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,458
- Probably.

383
00:29:03,792 --> 00:29:06,499
(Intense music)

384
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:10,000
(Warren and Mark panting)

385
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,749
- You're going to be trouble.

386
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:23,916
(Bag thudding)

387
00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:25,957
- [Stuart] Drive through. Drive it up.

388
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:27,374
Keep your back straight, guys.

389
00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:30,582
- [Team] Ready, ready, ready, go.

390
00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:33,417
(Bodies thudding)

391
00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:39,624
- [Team] Ready, ready, ready.

392
00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,207
- [Stuart] Good,
remember, enter the tackle

393
00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:43,957
with your leading leg, so
you control the contact.

394
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:44,792
Okay?

395
00:29:44,793 --> 00:29:47,082
- [Team] Ready, ready, ready, go.

396
00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:49,207
- [Stuart] That's it.

397
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,707
- [Man] Good, good, good, good, well done.

398
00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:53,458
- [Team] Ready, ready, ready, up!

399
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,582
- [Gareth] Easy, pinky.

400
00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:58,249
- [Pinky] All right, China cloll.

401
00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:01,666
- [Team] Ready, ready, ready, go.

402
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,457
Ready, ready, ready, go.

403
00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:04,958
- [Barry] A squad.

404
00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:12,249
(Indistinct pub chatter)

405
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,167
- I'm not going to lie, pinky.

406
00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:15,416
Watching gareth bitch and
moan when you took him down,

407
00:30:15,417 --> 00:30:17,916
it made me feel all kinds of warm inside.

408
00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:20,000
- It was good, wasn't it?

409
00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,374
- Get off.

410
00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,749
- All right, man. Calm down.

411
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,917
- Hello, John.

412
00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:27,666
Warren, you're back?

413
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:28,583
- [Warren] Yeah.

414
00:30:28,584 --> 00:30:30,041
I've been given the all
clear to play again.

415
00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:31,749
- So he says, anyway.

416
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,624
- [Henry] Oh, John,
these are my teammates.

417
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,082
This is pinky and Mark.

418
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:39,457
- Pinky, Mark? I'm John,
this is Warren, my partner.

419
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:42,916
- Nice to meet you, Mark. Pinky.

420
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,707
- [John] Warren and I are talking
about going for some food,

421
00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:45,957
you guys want to join?

422
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:46,833
- I'd love to.

423
00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:47,999
- [Pinky] Oh, I've got to head off.

424
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,791
Got work to do before bed.

425
00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:51,666
- Yeah, no, I should probably
head off too, actually.

426
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,416
- [Henry] Oh, come on, Mark.

427
00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:55,499
He was just moaning that he was starving.

428
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,957
Where were you thinking?

429
00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:59,249
- Somewhere local.

430
00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,750
- Somewhere local?

431
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,458
- Yeah, sure. Let's.

432
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,333
Yeah

433
00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:10,499
- [Henry] I know somewhere lovely.

434
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,291
(Henry and John laughing)

435
00:31:12,292 --> 00:31:14,624
- It was the way she came
down and leered at us

436
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,708
as we came off the pitch.

437
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,207
- [Henry] No, but at least
we had supporters, though.

438
00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:21,499
- True.

439
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,457
- [Henry] God, I miss being a student.

440
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:26,207
- [John] Well, you still
drink like you are.

441
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,624
Don't you want to settle down,

442
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,791
and have a nice man and a dog someday?

443
00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:32,332
- [Henry] What, and end up like this one?

444
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,041
- Henry.
- [Henry] Oh fuck, I'm sorry.

445
00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:36,292
All chained up and unhappy.

446
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:41,874
No, no, there is still far
too much exploring to do.

447
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,916
- Okay, Columbus. I think
that's enough, mate.

448
00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:44,957
- What the fuck?

449
00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,124
- [John] It's true, man.

450
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,749
Your teeth have reached a
delightful shade of Merlot.

451
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:51,957
- [Henry] Who the fuck are
you? The fucking tooth fairy?

452
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:54,416
(John laughs)

453
00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,124
- [John] Well, it's a
pleasure to meet you, Mark.

454
00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:58,666
It'd be nice to meet Richard sometime.

455
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:02,166
- Now, speaking of the tooth fairy.

456
00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:03,416
You never see him.

457
00:32:03,417 --> 00:32:06,000
But there's always money under the pillow.

458
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,332
- [Mark] Okay, bill please?

459
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:08,416
- [Henry] Come on, come on.

460
00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:11,416
Look, look, he doesn't
come to any of his games.

461
00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,666
None of them, but it's fine, because,

462
00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,624
"we're in a long distance relationship.'I

463
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,249
- [Mark] Henry, that's
enough. That's enough.

464
00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:18,250
- Okay.

465
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,249
He gets by with the
occasional fuck on the side

466
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,749
to keep him going-
- [Mark] Enough.

467
00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,750
Leave it.

468
00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,708
- [John] Henry, never change, man.

469
00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:39,499
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. You all right?

470
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,417
- Yeah.
- [John] Stand up.

471
00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:41,667
Come on. Right.

472
00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:46,791
- All right?

473
00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:48,708
- God, I wanted to die.

474
00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:53,374
- [Warren] Really? I thought it was hot.

475
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:57,916
- What is wrong with you?
- What about that was hot?

476
00:32:57,917 --> 00:32:59,457
- Henry has a lot to say
for himself, doesn't he?

477
00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:00,292
- What were you thinking,

478
00:33:00,293 --> 00:33:02,957
inviting me out to dinner
with your fucking boyfriend?

479
00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:04,916
- It's just another stag,
and one of Henry's friends.

480
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:07,291
- I don't care. I don't care.

481
00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:10,082
Christ, I was bursting out of my skin.

482
00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:14,666
- I was bursting out of my
pants. I still fucking am.

483
00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:16,166
- You're unbelievable.

484
00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:17,249
- [John] Guys, man.

485
00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,457
Are you both going to leave me
here with this human puddle?

486
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,624
- Yeah, I'll order a taxi now.

487
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:22,625
- Taxi.

488
00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:25,166
- [Warren] What are you doing this week?

489
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,416
I want to take you out.

490
00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,957
- [John] Guys.

491
00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:30,874
- I'm doing it. Are you fucking serious?

492
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,125
- [Henry] Taxi.

493
00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:35,749
- Is that a yes?

494
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,833
- Yes, all right. Just shut up, okay?

495
00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:42,917
(Traffic rumbling)

496
00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:45,958
- [Henry] God.

497
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,832
Cried my eyes out during that.

498
00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,667
- You're joking. It was so boring.

499
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:56,249
I'm choosing the next one.

500
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,292
- How could you not cry
when his mother died?

501
00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,125
- [Mark] I don't know.

502
00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,874
Maybe because I'm not
tired and over-emotional?

503
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:04,458
(Phone buzzes)

504
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,874
- [Henry] Who's that?

505
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,624
- It's nothing.

506
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,458
- Richard?

507
00:34:11,459 --> 00:34:12,499
- What?

508
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,249
- [Henry] Richard.

509
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,624
- Er, no. Um-

510
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,541
look, I'm sorry, I've got to go.

511
00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:19,375
- What?

512
00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:20,499
- It's work. Something's come up.

513
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,707
I've got to go deal with it.

514
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,708
- Oh, okay.

515
00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:28,457
Right, well, I guess
I'll see you at training.

516
00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:30,542
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.

517
00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:45,166
(Children squealing)

518
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:48,750
(Distant fairground music)

519
00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:01,667
- You are late.

520
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:05,875
- You are early.

521
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,208
- Come on.

522
00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:21,750
- You know, I haven't been to
the fair since I was a kid.

523
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:25,875
- Yes.

524
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,625
- [Mark] No, I'm not going on that.

525
00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:32,707
No, I'm not going on that.

526
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,249
- Live a little. It'll be fun.

527
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,250
- No.

528
00:35:36,084 --> 00:35:37,791
No, wait, Warren, I...

529
00:35:37,792 --> 00:35:41,000
(Gentle music)

530
00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:40,042
- Let's go back to yours.

531
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:54,875
- Okay?

532
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,333
- Yeah.

533
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:05,457
- Are you staying over?

534
00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:08,500
- [Warren] I can't. Sorry.

535
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,917
- No it's fine. I understand.

536
00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:24,000
Why do you stay with him?

537
00:38:25,042 --> 00:38:26,707
- I could ask you the same thing.

538
00:38:26,708 --> 00:38:28,625
- Yeah, I know, I know.

539
00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,083
But like,

540
00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:34,166
- but like, why do you stay together

541
00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:37,249
when you know things aren't right?

542
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:41,167
- Is this about you and
Richard or me and John?

543
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,292
- A bit of both, maybe?

544
00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:49,041
- Do we have to talk about this?

545
00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:51,499
- No, no, of course not.

546
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,667
Forget I said anything.

547
00:38:57,208 --> 00:39:01,291
- Okay. Five years ago-
- oh god, I'm getting

548
00:39:01,292 --> 00:39:03,249
the full story aren't I?

549
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,250
- Shh!

550
00:39:05,292 --> 00:39:06,749
- Five years ago-
- look I take it back,

551
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:07,583
I take it back.

552
00:39:07,584 --> 00:39:09,166
I wish I'd never asked, just spare me.

553
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,167
- Listen.

554
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:14,874
I was in a bit of a bad place.

555
00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:16,416
- Oh what? Croydon?

556
00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:17,999
(Mark laughs)

557
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Sorry.

558
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,583
- John was good to me.

559
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,082
He introduced me to the
stags, got me back into rugby.

560
00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:29,624
- Spare me the white knight cliche.

561
00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:31,708
- I'm sorry, Mr. "I live in my boyfriend's

562
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:34,791
- expensive penthouse."
- Oi.

563
00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:38,708
- I'm just saying I think
it's a bit different.

564
00:39:43,292 --> 00:39:44,292
- A bit?

565
00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:48,542
- Well, maybe a few similarities.

566
00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:04,957
- Two seconds. Just
stay there. Don't move.

567
00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:06,292
Just as you are.

568
00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:17,417
- What is that?
- Just stay still.

569
00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:27,042
(Shutter clicks)

570
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,083
10 seconds.

571
00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:34,250
(Film squeaks)

572
00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:41,750
(Paper tears)

573
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,250
(Sheets rustle)

574
00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:04,833
- [Warren] Whoa.
- [Mark] Don't smudge it.

575
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,249
- That's amazing.

576
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,583
- [Mark] Thanks.

577
00:41:11,417 --> 00:41:13,874
- [Warren] One for your collection?

578
00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:15,666
- Yeah. Something like that.

579
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:18,417
Something to remember the day by.

580
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,958
(Men shouting)

581
00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:38,749
- [Stuart] Okay, guys, right.

582
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,457
Got a big game this weekend, yeah?

583
00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:44,666
Cardiff, away, on their home turf.

584
00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,457
I'm going to be putting
out the team list tomorrow,

585
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,916
so you can sort out your
travel arrangements.

586
00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:50,374
If you've got any problems with that,

587
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,374
come and talk to the captain.

588
00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,707
Now, I've got a good pool of
players I can choose from.

589
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:58,207
I'm going to choose the
strongest team possible.

590
00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:00,874
- And I make no apologies to
any of you aren't on that team.

591
00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:02,082
All right?

592
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:04,249
But if you got an issue about it,

593
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,041
you can come and speak to me,

594
00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,457
and if you want to chat
about improving your game,

595
00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:09,499
you can do that as well.

596
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:14,041
But as ever, my decision
is final. All right?

597
00:42:14,042 --> 00:42:17,416
And it goes without saying
that if you're not chosen,

598
00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:19,541
you can come along and
support your teammates,

599
00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:22,416
and I hope that many of
you will, I really do.

600
00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:23,624
Good, let's go.

601
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:27,208
(Team shouts and applauds)

602
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:32,583
(Muffled chatter)

603
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,457
- [Pinky] Don't worry
about it. You'll be fine.

604
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:41,249
- [Gareth] You'll be fine.
- There's no one as fat as you.

605
00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,333
Fingers crossed for you though, love.

606
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,083
(Men laughing)

607
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,332
- Oh, Mark. I'll book us
a hotel room for Cardiff.

608
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:09,416
- Yeah, yeah. What about you, pink?

609
00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:12,416
- I'll crash with Carlos,
if he's selected, anyway.

610
00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:13,457
Says he won't go otherwise as,

611
00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,374
"Cardiff is too far and too shit to go

612
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:17,166
just for a night out."

613
00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:19,457
- What? You're playing the draconians?

614
00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:20,999
- [Pinky] Yeah.

615
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,374
- [John] Good luck. They even
gave us a run for our money.

616
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:25,707
- Great.

617
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:27,249
- [John] Stuart must be splashing out,

618
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:31,000
because Barry hasn't
sent us there for years.

619
00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:40,957
- [Announcer] Northern line:
The train now approaching

620
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,499
is to...

621
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:45,167
(Train rumbles)

622
00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:14,958
(Train horn beeps)

623
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,124
- You go on up ahead. I'll hang back.

624
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,208
- Yeah, sure.

625
00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:44,375
(Train rumbles)

626
00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:48,624
- Boys, selection's up.

627
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:49,542
- [Carlos] Ooh, yes.

628
00:44:49,543 --> 00:44:52,499
- What? Give me a sec.
- Okay, south London stags.

629
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,624
B team Cardiff away game.

630
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,041
Okay, here we go.

631
00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:59,832
Pinky, Jimmy, gareth, vlad, bjorn.

632
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,041
- [Oli] He's not been
at training in weeks.

633
00:45:01,042 --> 00:45:02,707
- He still put himself down as available.

634
00:45:02,708 --> 00:45:06,207
- [Neil] Dean, Peter h,
Frankie, me, scrum half.

635
00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:08,249
Thank you very much, stu. Tom at 10-

636
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,791
- thank god. Someone decent
to catch your shitty throws-

637
00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:11,541
- Mark and Henry in the centers.

638
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,332
Carlos and Liam on the
wings, and Ian at 15.

639
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:19,083
Subs on the bench, York, Ford
and Warren hunt. What? Who?

640
00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:21,707
- [Jimmy] Wait, is that
right? Let me see that.

641
00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:24,291
- [Pinky] Oh shit, bad luck oli.

642
00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:27,707
- No, it's fine. Maybe
I'll still come watch.

643
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,749
- [Carlos] Not sure why you look so happy.

644
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:33,041
Stuart isn't going to leave
an a team player on the bench.

645
00:45:33,042 --> 00:45:35,124
He'll be in the starting lineup.

646
00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:36,374
- He's a prop, isn't he?

647
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:40,874
- Oh fuck, yeah. He is. Well,
that's one of us out then, g.

648
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,124
- [Gareth] He just wants to
give him a run out on the pitch

649
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,249
at some point.

650
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,083
I'm not worried.

651
00:45:44,084 --> 00:45:45,832
- [Henry] He said he was going
to field the strongest team.

652
00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,332
- [Gareth] Clearly not, because
he selected you, didn't he?

653
00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,416
- Fuck you.
- [Gareth] I bet you would.

654
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,082
But even I have standards.

655
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,124
- Hey, hey.
- [Man] Whoa.

656
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:55,666
- Let's grab a drink.

657
00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:56,500
- Not tonight.

658
00:45:56,501 --> 00:46:00,500
- [Gareth] Turning down
a drink? That's a first.

659
00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:07,208
(Train rumbling)

660
00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:14,582
- Are you insane? What were you thinking?

661
00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:16,332
- Relax. Look, I just spoke
to Stuart and I told him that-

662
00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:19,457
- you spoke to Stuart?
And said what exactly?

663
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:20,791
- I just told him I fancied an easy game

664
00:46:20,792 --> 00:46:22,332
to get back into things after injury,

665
00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:23,707
and also wouldn't mind a good night out.

666
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:26,166
- An easy game? Yeah?

667
00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:27,416
What, and you don't think
people might find that

668
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:28,749
a little suspicious?

669
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,582
That an a team player
just decided to randomly

670
00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:33,333
come and play with us for a game?

671
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,750
What did John say?

672
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,707
Have you even spoken to him?

673
00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:41,958
Christ, Warren.

674
00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:45,332
I can't believe you've fucking done this.

675
00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:47,499
- You're over-reacting.

676
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,916
It'll be fun. We'll get to play together.

677
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:51,791
- Did you even think to ask
if I'd be okay with this?

678
00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:53,042
No, you didn't.

679
00:46:54,292 --> 00:46:56,624
- I've booked us a hotel room.

680
00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:58,999
(Mark scoffs)

681
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,791
- A hotel room? That's
wonderful. Really, really.

682
00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:07,292
That's wonderful. That's the best one yet.

683
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,083
Probably shouldn't arrive together.

684
00:47:23,042 --> 00:47:25,625
(Phone buzzes)

685
00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:36,874
- [Announcer] For the 8:18
great western railway service

686
00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:39,625
to Cardiff central...

687
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:44,374
- [Jimmy] Right, they're going by car.

688
00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:45,999
Ah, hello.

689
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,291
- [Carlos] Hola.

690
00:47:47,292 --> 00:47:48,874
- [Jimmy] One train ticket for you sir.

691
00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:50,125
- [Mark] Thanks.

692
00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:53,707
Right. Is that everyone?

693
00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,332
- [Carlos] Er, pinky's not here yet.

694
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:58,749
- [Jimmy] Of course he's not.
- He's got about five minutes.

695
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,083
Better hurry up.

696
00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:04,791
Ah, finally.

697
00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:06,916
- [Carlos] Dick of the day already, pinky.

698
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,666
- No, it was dick last night.

699
00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:10,417
- Ooh.

700
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:21,000
(Tense music)

701
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:50,208
(Rain splattering)

702
00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:12,374
- [Stuart] Right guys,
it's shitty weather.

703
00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:15,624
Get out there quickly, warm
up, kick off in 30 minutes.

704
00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:19,082
Vlad, get yourself strapped
up. You're jumping.

705
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,707
- Fuck, I'm actually quite nervous.

706
00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:25,541
- You'll be fine. Just think
of it like any other game.

707
00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:27,624
- [Stuart] Right, I want you to start

708
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:30,291
your pre-match mental rituals.

709
00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:34,874
Visualize those first
tackles. Those first hits.

710
00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,541
How are they going to feel?

711
00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,541
I want you to get in the right head-space.

712
00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:40,541
Channel that aggression.

713
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:44,957
Get rid of all that mental
baggage, and just focus.

714
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:47,625
(Ominous music)

715
00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,332
Okay, pinky, you're
going to be loose-head.

716
00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,791
Jimmy, you're going to be
hooker. Warren, tight-head.

717
00:49:58,792 --> 00:50:00,082
Sorry g, but I need a lot of experience

718
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,291
against this team today.

719
00:50:01,292 --> 00:50:02,666
I'll bring you on for the second half.

720
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,250
In the engine room, we've
got vlad, bjorn, flankers,

721
00:50:05,292 --> 00:50:07,124
we've got Pete and Dean,
and number eight, Felix.

722
00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:09,874
Neil, you're going to be
number nine, Tommy, 10,

723
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:11,541
and then the centers,
we've got Mark, Henry.

724
00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,124
Mark, I want you to play
outside center today.

725
00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:14,207
Let's see how that goes.

726
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,957
On the wings, we've got Liam and Carlos.

727
00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:17,082
Fullback, we've got yorkie.

728
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:19,207
Ian, I'll bring you on for
yorkie in the second half.

729
00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:20,624
Just keep yourself warm and ready.

730
00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:21,749
- Two minutes, gents.

731
00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:22,583
- Thank you, sir.

732
00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:23,417
- Right, captain. What you got?

733
00:50:23,418 --> 00:50:25,666
- I've got aggression,
yeah? We've got hunger.

734
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:26,957
And I've got your backs.

735
00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:29,457
I need you to have mine
and each other's, yeah?

736
00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,291
Now, I didn't come all the way to wales

737
00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:32,624
in this shitty fucking weather

738
00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,749
to see us lot give anything
less than 100%, okay?

739
00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,916
Yeah, no mercy. Come on, yes.

740
00:50:37,917 --> 00:50:39,541
(Men cheering)

741
00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:40,666
Three, two, one.

742
00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:42,624
- [Team] Stags!

743
00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:45,375
(Dramatic music)

744
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:52,541
(Whistle blows)

745
00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:55,749
(Men shouting)

746
00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:57,541
(Bodies thudding)

747
00:50:57,542 --> 00:51:00,375
(Mud splattering)

748
00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:26,542
(Distant whistle blowing)

749
00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:16,666
- [Stuart] Okay, guys, really
well done, really well done,

750
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:18,082
but we're not there yet.

751
00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:19,207
I was going to make a few changes,

752
00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:20,832
but I'm going to keep the lineup as it is.

753
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,832
Pinky, one, fantastic teamwork.

754
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,499
Mark, brilliant try.

755
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,916
Let's get back up there
and do the business.

756
00:52:26,917 --> 00:52:29,500
(Men shouting)

757
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:40,167
(Whistle blows)

758
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,499
(Final whistle)

759
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:11,083
(Men cheering)

760
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,583
(Indistinct chatter)

761
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:34,291
- Lads, lads. A little something
to toast our first victory.

762
00:53:34,292 --> 00:53:36,875
(All cheering)

763
00:53:44,417 --> 00:53:46,958
(Somber music)

764
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:35,624
- [Jimmy] Gentlemen? Thank you.

765
00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:36,791
That was a tough game,

766
00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:37,792
and I think I'm going to be walking funny

767
00:54:37,793 --> 00:54:39,582
for a few days after that.

768
00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:42,832
Thank you, Cardiff, for
hosting us so generously,

769
00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,749
and for giving us such a
good run for our money.

770
00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:45,957
So thank you.

771
00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:48,458
(All applaud)

772
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,874
- And for our man of the match this week,

773
00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,124
I think it's got to go to someone

774
00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:54,916
who really turned the game around for us.

775
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,416
The kind of performance that I think

776
00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:58,332
we should all aspire to.

777
00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:02,124
And it's been a few years,
but I for one really enjoyed

778
00:55:02,125 --> 00:55:04,041
having him back in amongst us.

779
00:55:04,042 --> 00:55:04,958
And I know that, strictly speaking,

780
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,207
he's not one of our number,

781
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,541
but I can't think of anyone more deserving

782
00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:10,082
than Mr. Warren hunt.

783
00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:13,750
(Crowd applauds and cheers)

784
00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:20,374
And a bit of housekeeping before we go on.

785
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,291
When we talk about aggression...

786
00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:24,124
- Warren hunt.

787
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:28,499
He sounds like he's from
a long line of hunts.

788
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,666
- [Jimmy] Vlad the impaler
for starting a fight

789
00:55:30,667 --> 00:55:32,166
on our opponents.

790
00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:35,874
(Crowd cheers and applauds)

791
00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:38,958
- He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad,

792
00:55:39,792 --> 00:55:42,708
(men singing)

793
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:45,167
(Tense music)

794
00:56:05,042 --> 00:56:08,125
(Upbeat dance music)

795
00:56:09,958 --> 00:56:12,249
- [Henry] Oh it's such a beautiful sight.

796
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:13,250
- Shut up.

797
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,874
- What the fuck's wrong with you?

798
00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:21,332
- It's a joke, Jimmy giving
him fucking man of the match.

799
00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:22,957
If he loves his old teammates so much,

800
00:56:22,958 --> 00:56:24,332
he can fuck off back to them.

801
00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:29,207
- Come on. Like we won, okay?
- Just enjoy the night, yeah?

802
00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:30,750
We were lucky to have him, anyway.

803
00:56:30,792 --> 00:56:33,416
- Lucky? Do you want to
fuck him or something?

804
00:56:33,417 --> 00:56:34,541
- Come off it, chica.

805
00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:36,124
- [Carlos] No, pinky, I'm serious.

806
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:37,707
What's the point in us coming all this way

807
00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:40,499
just to have an a team asshole
swoop in for the glory?

808
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,999
While some of us sit on the sidelines.

809
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,541
- I know, it's brilliant.

810
00:56:44,542 --> 00:56:46,457
- Henry, if you hate
your team mates so much-

811
00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:49,292
- [Henry] Just the one. One.

812
00:56:51,042 --> 00:56:52,042
I like you.

813
00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:55,083
- Grow up.

814
00:56:58,792 --> 00:57:01,875
- Okay. Drink, anyone?

815
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:05,792
- I don't think I'll be winning

816
00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:07,707
any popularity contests tonight.

817
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:12,166
- Since when has that bothered
you? They'll get over it.

818
00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,666
They're just wired a bit
differently, that's all.

819
00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:19,667
- Clearly. We were over the
moon after our first win.

820
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,707
- They're not that bothered about it,

821
00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:25,207
unlike our dear old
chairman, unfortunately.

822
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,916
- You want me to speak with him?

823
00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:28,666
- Not going to make much difference.

824
00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:32,624
Today will just give us
a bit longer, that's all.

825
00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:36,625
Anyway, you've got bigger
things to worry about.

826
00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:01,625
- What are you doing? Henry?

827
00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,041
- I miss you.

828
00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:05,042
- I see you all the time, you idiot-

829
00:58:05,043 --> 00:58:08,292
- you're always off, now. Doing things.

830
00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:15,124
- You don't love me anymore.
- Don't be stupid.

831
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,499
What is this?

832
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,333
- Oh look, it's anywhere else but here!

833
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,374
- Pink, can you just hold
this for a second? Please?

834
00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:23,499
- [Pinky] Oh no, no, you don't.

835
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,249
- No, come on, come on.

836
00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,666
- I hate you.

837
00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:29,667
- [Mark] Thank you. I'll be outside.

838
00:58:40,667 --> 00:58:43,667
(Muffled pop music)

839
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:03,292
(Gentle music)

840
00:59:13,958 --> 00:59:16,708
(Light knocking)

841
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,041
- You've no idea how much
I've wanted to do that today.

842
00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,042
- Yeah?

843
00:59:57,833 --> 01:00:00,667
You could do it again if you like.

844
01:00:34,417 --> 01:00:37,082
- [Mark] I really loved
playing with you today.

845
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:39,416
I'm glad you came.

846
01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:40,417
- Me too.

847
01:01:55,167 --> 01:01:56,167
- Oh, fuck.

848
01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:06,917
Fuck

849
01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:18,375
- Ah.

850
01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:21,167
Morning, sleeping beauty.

851
01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:24,208
You're going to get it.

852
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,124
- [Carlos] Oh my god, he lives.

853
01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:37,291
- Don't.

854
01:02:37,292 --> 01:02:40,957
- You have no idea the night
that we've had with this one.

855
01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:41,875
Where were you, man?

856
01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:42,833
- Fuck, guys, I'm sorry.

857
01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:44,666
I was knackered and I
guess I just sort of-

858
01:02:44,667 --> 01:02:46,374
- [Carlos] You must have
slept like the fucking dead,

859
01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:48,416
because we were hammering
on your door for an hour.

860
01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:50,499
- Cinderella here lost her room card.

861
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,582
- Who'd you pull?

862
01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:54,166
- [Mark] What? Henry, seriously? Come on.

863
01:02:54,167 --> 01:02:55,541
- How did you not hear us?

864
01:02:55,542 --> 01:02:57,582
He had to sleep on our floor,
after we rinsed him off,

865
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:59,457
fully clothed in the shower.

866
01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:02,666
- [Carlos] Do you like vomit? No?

867
01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:03,832
Neither do we.

868
01:03:03,833 --> 01:03:04,667
- I'm right here.

869
01:03:04,668 --> 01:03:06,749
- Oh my god, Henry. Not one more word.

870
01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:10,666
- [Gareth] Wow. Ever the walking
advert for contraception.

871
01:03:10,667 --> 01:03:11,957
- [Pinky] Leave off, will you?

872
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,541
- [Gareth] I don't blame you, Mark.

873
01:03:13,542 --> 01:03:15,874
I wouldn't share a room with that either.

874
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,541
Clearly, boys, he found
somewhere better to stay.

875
01:03:18,542 --> 01:03:19,375
- He better not have.

876
01:03:19,376 --> 01:03:21,124
- [Mark] Look, I'm sorry, all right?

877
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:23,541
I went to bed, and must have passed out.

878
01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:24,916
And since when is it my responsibility

879
01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:26,666
to look after him, anyway?

880
01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:28,667
He's an adult, isn't he?

881
01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:31,000
- If you say so.

882
01:03:33,792 --> 01:03:36,708
(Melancholy music)

883
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:25,625
(Keys jangle)

884
01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:32,708
- [Richard] Hello.

885
01:04:32,709 --> 01:04:34,332
- Jesus.

886
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,749
You bastard, I almost died.

887
01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:38,457
- Nice to see you, too.

888
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:39,749
- Thought you weren't
back until next week.

889
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:40,667
- [Richard] We finished early,

890
01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:42,666
so they transferred my flight.

891
01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:44,957
Do you mind if we head out?
I'm absolutely starving.

892
01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:47,791
- Really? Do we have to? I'm shattered.

893
01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:50,957
- How was your football
match? Did you win?

894
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,332
- I told you already.

895
01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:55,500
- Did you? Well were
you 'man of the moment'?

896
01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,457
- Look, can we just get a
takeaway or something, instead?

897
01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:02,957
- Yeah, fine. Here, Chuck me that kit.

898
01:05:02,958 --> 01:05:05,125
I'll throw it in the wash.

899
01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:19,958
Who's Warren hunt?

900
01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:25,791
- Just a teammate. Why?

901
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:27,541
- You've got his shirt in your bag.

902
01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:30,707
Shall I Chuck it in with the rest?

903
01:05:30,708 --> 01:05:35,208
- Yeah. Sure, thanks. I'll
give it to him at training.

904
01:05:37,208 --> 01:05:39,792
(Somber music)

905
01:05:46,792 --> 01:05:49,375
(Phone buzzes)

906
01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:07,582
(Water splashing)

907
01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:10,167
(Phone buzzes)

908
01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:50,042
(Men shouting)

909
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,707
(Indistinct chatter)

910
01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:09,542
- [John] Hey mate.

911
01:07:09,543 --> 01:07:10,916
Congratulations on the game Saturday.

912
01:07:10,917 --> 01:07:12,416
- Yeah, it was great.

913
01:07:12,417 --> 01:07:15,042
I didn't get to play
though, but no big deal.

914
01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:16,624
- [Mark] Henry.

915
01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:18,041
- That's a shame.
- [Mark] Henry.

916
01:07:18,042 --> 01:07:19,875
- Mark. You off, love?

917
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:24,041
- Yeah. Other half's over, so we just...

918
01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:26,957
- [John] And you still
came to training? Good man.

919
01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:30,916
- Good man, indeed. Hope you
have a lovely evening together.

920
01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,541
Doing anything nice?

921
01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:35,082
- [Mark] No, not really,
just a quiet night in.

922
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:38,749
- [Gareth] Lovely. Enjoy your evening.

923
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:39,750
- Thanks.

924
01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:44,792
See you.

925
01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:45,625
- See you.

926
01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:47,707
- See you later, mate.

927
01:07:47,708 --> 01:07:50,292
(Somber music)

928
01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:04,957
- While I remember, have
you decided about Christmas?

929
01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:05,917
- Rich, we've talked about this.

930
01:08:05,917 --> 01:08:06,917
I've already booked flights.

931
01:08:06,918 --> 01:08:08,332
- [Richard] Yeah, I know.

932
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:09,292
I just thought it would be nice

933
01:08:09,293 --> 01:08:13,291
if we could spend some
time in the UK together.

934
01:08:13,292 --> 01:08:16,166
- You could always come with me.

935
01:08:16,167 --> 01:08:17,207
- I can't ski.

936
01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:18,749
- [Mark] You're not that bad, rich.

937
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:21,082
- That is not what your dad said.

938
01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:22,500
- So that's a no, then, is it?

939
01:08:22,542 --> 01:08:24,207
- I never get to spend
any time with my family-

940
01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:26,624
- yeah, and neither do I.
- Then it's settled.

941
01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:31,208
There's not much point
discussing it further, is there?

942
01:08:32,792 --> 01:08:35,541
(Men shouting)

943
01:08:35,542 --> 01:08:37,042
- [Man] Try again.

944
01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:41,416
- Yeah loop, and loop, and loop!

945
01:08:41,417 --> 01:08:43,582
Henry!

946
01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:44,583
What's that?

947
01:08:45,417 --> 01:08:47,667
- [Neil] Next line, ready?

948
01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:50,958
- [Man] Yes.

949
01:08:53,042 --> 01:08:53,875
- Come on, Henry.

950
01:08:53,876 --> 01:08:55,458
- [Neil] Next line.

951
01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,417
- Yeah.

952
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,583
(Men shouting)

953
01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:14,625
- [Stuart] Okay, guys, that's
it. Time to go in. Come on.

954
01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:21,625
- What was that?

955
01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:23,583
Hey.

956
01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:26,332
Everything all right?

957
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:28,666
- Why wouldn't it be?

958
01:09:28,667 --> 01:09:29,500
- Well, obviously it's not.

959
01:09:29,501 --> 01:09:31,666
You've barely spoken to me all week.

960
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:33,916
- Well, you are an adult, Mark,

961
01:09:33,917 --> 01:09:35,582
so I'm sure you'll survive.

962
01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:38,707
- Oh, come on. Look, fine
I'm sorry, but seriously-

963
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,791
- [Henry] Seriously what, Mark?

964
01:09:40,792 --> 01:09:42,934
Because you've been a shitty
friend for the last few months.

965
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,791
I mean, you never want to hang out.

966
01:09:44,792 --> 01:09:48,957
You don't want to do anything
outside of training, so -

967
01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:53,124
mate, Cardiff, that was
just the tipping point.

968
01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:55,166
As I was really looking forward to finally

969
01:09:55,167 --> 01:09:56,708
spending some time together.

970
01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:59,249
- Well, I thought we did.

971
01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:00,416
That is, until you got smashed

972
01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:01,916
out of your fucking mind, as usual.

973
01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:03,374
- Who the fuck are you? Gareth?

974
01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:04,749
- What's the problem?
- Give me a fucking break.

975
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,707
- What is the problem, then?

976
01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,207
I didn't babysit you and rub your back

977
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,791
while you were throwing
up on some street corner?

978
01:10:09,792 --> 01:10:11,249
- Fuck you, Mark.

979
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:14,332
- Look, I'm sorry I'm not the
shining example of friendship

980
01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:17,707
that you clearly expect me to be.

981
01:10:17,708 --> 01:10:20,624
Have you any idea what's
going on in my life?

982
01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:22,207
More to the point, have you even asked?

983
01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:24,874
- Okay, then. Tell me, tell me.

984
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:26,832
What kind of actual problems do you think

985
01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:29,291
you have in your life, Mark?

986
01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:33,500
- You know what, Henry?

987
01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:37,416
Forget it. It doesn't matter.

988
01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:38,957
Just forget it.

989
01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:40,042
- No problem.

990
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:51,542
(Melancholy music)

991
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:33,249
- This is driving me fucking
crazy. When's Richard leaving?

992
01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,332
- I don't know, okay?

993
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:37,457
- What do you mean, you don't know?

994
01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:39,207
- End of the week, maybe?

995
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,208
I think.

996
01:11:41,958 --> 01:11:45,416
Stop it, Warren. This is fucking insane.

997
01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:46,417
Warren.

998
01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:51,249
(Door squeaks)

999
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:52,333
(Door locks)

1000
01:12:02,083 --> 01:12:04,417
(Footsteps)

1001
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:17,042
(Mark exhales)

1002
01:12:22,708 --> 01:12:25,541
(Toilet flushes)

1003
01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:28,208
(Mark whimpers)

1004
01:12:56,083 --> 01:13:00,207
- [Mark] That was a little
harsh. I do feel bad about it.

1005
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:02,374
- [Warren] Don't be.
- He's a petulant child.

1006
01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:04,542
I don't know why you care.

1007
01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:10,292
He'll get over it.

1008
01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:17,291
- Last night was really difficult for me.

1009
01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:20,082
- How do you think I feel?
- Knowing you were with him.

1010
01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:21,749
- You go back to John every night.

1011
01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:22,832
- [Warren] It's not the same.

1012
01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:23,916
- [Mark] You think I
like having to hide this

1013
01:13:23,917 --> 01:13:24,750
from everyone we know,

1014
01:13:24,751 --> 01:13:26,332
while I watch you parade around with him?

1015
01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:27,874
- I hate you being with him.

1016
01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:31,292
- [Mark] Well, now you know how it feels.

1017
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,957
If you want to change
that, you know what to do.

1018
01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:38,041
- [Warren] Oh, because that's so simple?

1019
01:13:38,042 --> 01:13:39,707
- [Mark] Well, it's
not impossible, Warren.

1020
01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,518
- Do you have any idea the
drama that would cause?

1021
01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:44,124
- Oh what, and you care
about that, do you?

1022
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:48,208
- You're so naive sometimes-
- and you're a cunt.

1023
01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:57,750
- I'm sorry.

1024
01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:02,625
It's just -

1025
01:14:04,292 --> 01:14:06,500
- it's just a bit overwhelming.

1026
01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:16,250
- Anyway.

1027
01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,333
So, I was thinking.

1028
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,542
Are you still on your
own over the holidays?

1029
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:28,458
- Well.

1030
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:33,417
Me and John's family don't exactly get on.

1031
01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:36,250
- Okay.

1032
01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:42,042
So, come with me, to my parent's place.

1033
01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:47,250
- Are you serious?

1034
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:50,125
- Is that a yes?

1035
01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:04,125
(Plane roaring)

1036
01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:12,292
- [Warren] Yeah I know. You too.

1037
01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:18,167
- Does he suspect anything?

1038
01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:20,457
- Not a thing. And what's to suspect?

1039
01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,541
I'm going to Geneva to see my friends.

1040
01:15:22,542 --> 01:15:24,457
- [Mark] So, are you ready?

1041
01:15:24,458 --> 01:15:26,249
- Yeah, got my passport.

1042
01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:29,374
- No, I mean to meet my parents.

1043
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,707
- Why? Should I be worried?

1044
01:15:31,708 --> 01:15:34,124
I bet your mum's fierce.

1045
01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:35,250
- Oh she is.

1046
01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:37,417
So fierce.

1047
01:15:38,583 --> 01:15:39,958
- Oh god, she is.

1048
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:45,749
- Yeah. You'll be fine.
- Don't worry about it.

1049
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:48,207
- She is, isn't she?

1050
01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,208
Mark.

1051
01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:51,458
Mark.

1052
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:23,499
- Hello.
- Hello, Mark.

1053
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:24,333
- How you doing?

1054
01:16:24,334 --> 01:16:25,916
- [Alice] How was your flight? Come in!

1055
01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:29,457
- Yeah, no, we survived, just about.

1056
01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:32,500
- And you must be Warren.

1057
01:16:32,542 --> 01:16:34,124
- Leonard.
- Pleasure.

1058
01:16:34,125 --> 01:16:37,457
- [Alice] It's lovely to meet you, Warren.

1059
01:16:37,458 --> 01:16:40,999
I'm Alice. You boys look thirsty.

1060
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,750
I'll get you a drink.

1061
01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:51,375
So, Mark tells me you're quite the player.

1062
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,499
- [Mark] He's in the a squad, mom.

1063
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,833
- [Alice] I bet.

1064
01:16:56,708 --> 01:16:58,207
- [Len] Do you ski, Warren?

1065
01:16:58,208 --> 01:17:00,957
- [Warren] I do, yes. Well, I have.

1066
01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:02,457
I went a couple of times
when I was younger.

1067
01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:04,249
- [Alice] Dad will take
you both out tomorrow.

1068
01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,999
You can borrow one of
our suits if you like.

1069
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,167
You look like you'll fill it out well.

1070
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:16,083
(Wind howling)

1071
01:17:22,958 --> 01:17:25,917
(Clothes rustling)

1072
01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:36,957
- It's a bit on the snug side.

1073
01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:40,957
- Let's have a look. Oh
yeah. I can see that.

1074
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,333
(Both laugh)

1075
01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:57,167
- How do I look?

1076
01:17:58,542 --> 01:17:59,542
- Tight.

1077
01:18:04,667 --> 01:18:07,250
(Gentle music)

1078
01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:29,875
- [Mark] You ok?
- Yeah.

1079
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,457
I think I might have
overestimated my ability.

1080
01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:37,625
- You'll be fine. Come on.

1081
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,957
Well look at that. Finally a sport I can-

1082
01:18:41,958 --> 01:18:43,499
- don't even say it.

1083
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:46,249
(Mark laughs)

1084
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,083
- [Mark] Off we go.

1085
01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:02,124
- My god, you must be freezing.

1086
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,375
- I grew up here, didn't I?

1087
01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:09,583
(Water splashes)

1088
01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:17,125
- Thank you.

1089
01:19:18,042 --> 01:19:19,042
- What for?

1090
01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:21,167
- All of this.

1091
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,375
Your mother is, um -

1092
01:19:29,375 --> 01:19:31,041
- interesting.

1093
01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:33,583
- Yeah, she's a bit eccentric.

1094
01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:37,083
- You're so lucky.

1095
01:19:43,875 --> 01:19:47,041
- You know, you weren't
actually that bad today.

1096
01:19:47,042 --> 01:19:48,582
- Everything hurts.

1097
01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:51,332
- I didn't realize you
a's bruise so easily.

1098
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:53,958
(Both laughing)

1099
01:20:00,292 --> 01:20:04,708
- You know, I'm pretty sure
that they've gone to bed.

1100
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,417
(Soul music)

1101
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:37,500
J' I can touch your love, I feel it I

1102
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:42,750
j' I want you to know how much I need it j'

1103
01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:45,957
j' had I thought I needed you so bad j"

1104
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:50,624
j' I would have, never let you go j'

1105
01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:52,374
j'ohj'

1106
01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:54,749
j'iwas a foolj'

1107
01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:57,332
j'iseeitj'

1108
01:20:57,333 --> 01:21:02,333
j" I can't find the words
to stop you leaving j“

1109
01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:05,416
j' and I know I treated you so bad I

1110
01:21:05,417 --> 01:21:07,041
j'butlj'

1111
01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:10,166
j" I got to let you know j'

1112
01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:11,957
j'ohj'

1113
01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:14,291
j" there's nothing I'd not say j'

1114
01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:16,874
j' there's nothing I'd not do j"

1115
01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:21,582
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“

1116
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,874
j' not a lie I couldn't live j"

1117
01:21:23,875 --> 01:21:26,416
j“ any struggle I'd push through j“

1118
01:21:26,417 --> 01:21:34,417
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“

1119
01:21:41,833 --> 01:21:44,499
J'ohnoj'

1120
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,458
j' with you I

1121
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:52,542
(intense saxophone solo)

1122
01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:10,499
J" there's nothing I'd not say j'

1123
01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:12,916
j' there's nothing I'd not do j"

1124
01:22:12,917 --> 01:22:17,624
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“

1125
01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:20,166
j' not a lie I couldn't live j"

1126
01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:22,707
j“ any struggle I'll push through j“

1127
01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:27,500
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“

1128
01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:32,499
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“

1129
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:36,042
(music fades away)

1130
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:40,333
(Phone buzzes)

1131
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:20,332
(Mark coughs)

1132
01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:22,667
- I won't tell if you won't.

1133
01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:27,041
- And when did you start smoking again?

1134
01:23:27,042 --> 01:23:30,999
- I wasn't talking about the cigarette.

1135
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:32,666
(Door creaks)

1136
01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:36,457
It's so wonderful to have
you out here, darling.

1137
01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:39,125
And of course, Warren is lovely.

1138
01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:41,208
- Yeah.

1139
01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:48,708
Am I doing the right thing, though?

1140
01:23:50,875 --> 01:23:52,999
- When I met your father,

1141
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,417
I could barely take my eyes off him, too.

1142
01:23:57,875 --> 01:24:00,291
He wasn't available either.

1143
01:24:00,292 --> 01:24:01,250
- What?

1144
01:24:01,251 --> 01:24:02,957
- I was no angel.

1145
01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:06,374
At the time, I was sleeping
with my history professor,

1146
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:09,416
but we both knew that was just sex.

1147
01:24:09,417 --> 01:24:13,082
- But what sex it was.
- Mum. Please.

1148
01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:15,999
- Your father, however, was with Jennifer.

1149
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,832
Huge tits, like you've never seen.

1150
01:24:17,833 --> 01:24:18,750
(Mark splutters)

1151
01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:22,999
The point I'm trying to make
is that they were in love.

1152
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,749
High school sweethearts.

1153
01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:29,833
So, naturally, he couldn't
keep his hands off me.

1154
01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:33,749
We went about the campus
hiding in shadows,

1155
01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:37,874
sneaking into one another's
bedrooms, for months.

1156
01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:39,916
I put up with living in Jennifer's shadow,

1157
01:24:39,917 --> 01:24:44,083
because I knew I could
eventually steal his heart.

1158
01:24:47,667 --> 01:24:50,542
Jennifer was heartbroken.

1159
01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:55,791
After he ended it, she sent me a letter.

1160
01:24:55,792 --> 01:24:59,041
It was one of the most
distressing things I've ever read.

1161
01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:02,458
I still have it. Your father has no idea.

1162
01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:08,499
We got married not long
after, and then we had you,

1163
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:11,833
my favorite human being on this earth.

1164
01:25:13,958 --> 01:25:17,624
But darling, your father
has never changed.

1165
01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:21,332
The whole town knew about Natalie.

1166
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:24,707
- [Mark] My au pair?
- Christ, mom. I was five.

1167
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:26,749
- [Alice] And the years of stolen moments

1168
01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:28,457
with the secretary.

1169
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,916
That's just the two I know about.

1170
01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:32,332
- Mum, this is a whole lot to take in.

1171
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:35,791
- [Alice] I've learnt to live
with your father's infidelity.

1172
01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:38,582
Every year, we get a little older,

1173
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:41,582
but it doesn't get any easier.

1174
01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:44,250
Oh, he loves me, and I love him,

1175
01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:47,416
but I understand something now

1176
01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:52,417
that I didn't all those years
ago, from Jennifer's letter.

1177
01:25:52,792 --> 01:25:55,957
I understand not only
the collateral damage

1178
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:58,207
an affair causes,

1179
01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:02,833
but how a relationship born from deception

1180
01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:06,292
only continues to create more.

1181
01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,875
Get some sleep.

1182
01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:22,083
(Melancholy music)

1183
01:27:12,167 --> 01:27:14,000
- He's getting better.

1184
01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:20,207
- I really like him.

1185
01:27:20,208 --> 01:27:22,458
- Whatever makes you happy.

1186
01:27:26,125 --> 01:27:28,291
- Dad, I wanted to ask you something.

1187
01:27:28,292 --> 01:27:29,292
- Yeah?

1188
01:27:33,292 --> 01:27:37,832
- Me and mom, we talked
about Jennifer last night.

1189
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:40,083
- One too many rosés, then.

1190
01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,583
- Yeah, I guess.

1191
01:27:45,333 --> 01:27:49,457
I don't know, it's just-
- Mark, I love your mother.

1192
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:54,458
I don't know why she wants to
dig up this ancient history.

1193
01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:58,292
Warren seems like a good man.

1194
01:28:00,042 --> 01:28:03,416
His tits aren't as nice as
Jennifer's though I have to say.

1195
01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:05,917
(Mark laughs)

1196
01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:08,125
Listen.

1197
01:28:10,042 --> 01:28:12,666
Life comes at you fast.

1198
01:28:12,667 --> 01:28:16,666
Sometimes, it's hard
to find the joy in it,

1199
01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:21,083
so you just need to grab
hold of it whenever you can.

1200
01:28:26,125 --> 01:28:30,792
- I guess it's just hard to
know what's the right thing.

1201
01:28:31,708 --> 01:28:33,457
Without hurting anyone.

1202
01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:35,374
- If you're always worried
about hurting someone,

1203
01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:36,375
you're going to miss out on some

1204
01:28:36,376 --> 01:28:40,708
of the most incredible stuff
that life has to offer.

1205
01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,749
Wa-hey.

1206
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:47,332
(Mark laughing)

1207
01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:48,957
Getting better.

1208
01:28:48,958 --> 01:28:50,000
- Yeah.

1209
01:28:53,125 --> 01:28:55,624
(Wind whistling)

1210
01:28:55,625 --> 01:28:58,208
(Gentle music)

1211
01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:22,250
(Ca r sta rts)

1212
01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:29,750
Ready?

1213
01:29:29,792 --> 01:29:30,792
- Yeah.

1214
01:30:20,125 --> 01:30:22,625
(Door clicks)

1215
01:31:17,708 --> 01:31:20,875
(Muffled dance music)

1216
01:31:25,083 --> 01:31:27,833
(Doorbell rings)

1217
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:32,457
- Happy new year!

1218
01:31:32,458 --> 01:31:34,166
- Not quite, love.

1219
01:31:34,167 --> 01:31:38,333
- Oh shut up, Sandy vagina.
- Come in and get drunk.

1220
01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:45,957
You're welcome.

1221
01:31:45,958 --> 01:31:46,958
- Thanks.

1222
01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:53,374
- That is so bad.

1223
01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:55,374
- Hey, love. How were your holidays?

1224
01:31:55,375 --> 01:31:59,792
- Yeah, no, really good,
thanks. Really good, thanks.

1225
01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:05,166
- [Carlos] Oh

1226
01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:08,707
- still not patched things up?

1227
01:32:08,708 --> 01:32:11,249
- [Mark] Do you think it's salvageable?

1228
01:32:11,250 --> 01:32:12,250
- It's you.

1229
01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:15,500
Come on.

1230
01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:24,374
- [Mark] Hey stranger.

1231
01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,375
- Hey.

1232
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:27,583
- You okay?

1233
01:32:29,708 --> 01:32:33,625
- As good as I can be,
deep in enemy territory.

1234
01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:42,083
Look, is there any
chance that we can just -

1235
01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,750
- we can maybe start again?

1236
01:32:48,167 --> 01:32:49,167
- Yeah.

1237
01:32:54,667 --> 01:32:55,916
I miss you, buddy.

1238
01:32:55,917 --> 01:32:56,917
- I miss you.

1239
01:33:01,292 --> 01:33:03,082
Everything okay?

1240
01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,541
- Yeah, yeah.

1241
01:33:04,542 --> 01:33:05,999
- [John] Happy new year, boys.

1242
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:07,000
- Hey.

1243
01:33:11,333 --> 01:33:15,249
- [John] So, any new year's resolutions?

1244
01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:16,750
- Yeah, one or two.

1245
01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:20,167
- Excuse me a sec.

1246
01:33:23,458 --> 01:33:24,749
- You should go for it man.

1247
01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:28,541
- Honestly, he's not interested. He's not.

1248
01:33:28,542 --> 01:33:29,874
Stop looking at me like that.

1249
01:33:29,875 --> 01:33:30,708
- What?

1250
01:33:30,709 --> 01:33:32,667
You know what you're doing.

1251
01:33:41,167 --> 01:33:42,750
- Same again, boys?

1252
01:33:47,750 --> 01:33:50,333
(Somber music)

1253
01:33:55,917 --> 01:33:58,750
(Water splashing)

1254
01:34:41,583 --> 01:34:42,791
- [Mark] Christ, I hate this.

1255
01:34:42,792 --> 01:34:46,042
- [Warren] I know, and I'm sorry, okay?

1256
01:34:56,417 --> 01:34:57,874
- Oh shit.

1257
01:34:57,875 --> 01:34:59,249
I'm so sorry.

1258
01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:00,291
- Fuck.

1259
01:35:00,292 --> 01:35:03,957
- [Pinky] It's okay, I didn't
see anything. Well, I did.

1260
01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:06,874
But I can pretend I didn't.
Okay, no, that's a lie too.

1261
01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:10,374
- Pinky, please. Don't say anything.

1262
01:35:10,375 --> 01:35:11,458
- Okay, okay.

1263
01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:16,625
Warren.

1264
01:35:17,417 --> 01:35:18,417
- Hi, pinky.

1265
01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,499
- [Mark] Please, pink.

1266
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:22,916
- [Pinky] It's okay, I won't.

1267
01:35:22,917 --> 01:35:26,000
I'm just going back downstairs.

1268
01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:36,042
It's just, I just came to get my charger.

1269
01:35:39,375 --> 01:35:43,292
You know what? Nevermind.
I'll come back later.

1270
01:35:52,250 --> 01:35:54,833
(Upbeat music)

1271
01:36:02,792 --> 01:36:05,041
- 10 minutes, boys.

1272
01:36:05,042 --> 01:36:06,999
- Let's get a group photo.

1273
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,416
- [Gareth] Lovely people, team b,

1274
01:36:08,417 --> 01:36:12,124
let's get a final team photo of the year.

1275
01:36:12,125 --> 01:36:14,792
(Ominous music)

1276
01:36:18,792 --> 01:36:19,625
Give me your phone, pink.

1277
01:36:19,626 --> 01:36:21,707
Mine's plugged in for the music.

1278
01:36:21,708 --> 01:36:22,875
- Mine's dead.

1279
01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:26,707
- [Carlos] You just went to charge it.

1280
01:36:26,708 --> 01:36:28,958
- It's fine, just use mine.

1281
01:36:37,083 --> 01:36:38,958
- You as well. Come on.

1282
01:36:44,667 --> 01:36:47,250
(Phone buzzes)

1283
01:36:55,375 --> 01:36:57,749
- Three, two, one.

1284
01:36:57,750 --> 01:36:59,500
- Stags.

1285
01:38:13,667 --> 01:38:14,832
- What the fuck did you say to him?

1286
01:38:14,833 --> 01:38:16,457
- Honestly, Mark.

1287
01:38:16,458 --> 01:38:19,791
It can't be easy for him to
compete for your attention,

1288
01:38:19,792 --> 01:38:23,124
even when you only had one boyfriend.

1289
01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:24,957
- Jesus fucking Christ.

1290
01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:27,833
- I was doing him a favor, really.

1291
01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:42,582
- [Henry] Yeah, mate, you
can try and fucking run.

1292
01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:44,041
- [Mark] Just leave it.

1293
01:38:44,042 --> 01:38:47,499
- [Henry] Do you actually
care about anyone?

1294
01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:48,708
The team?

1295
01:38:54,167 --> 01:38:57,207
- [Crowd] Twelve, eleven, ten...

1296
01:38:57,208 --> 01:38:58,957
- [Carlos] It's the
countdown, man. Come on.

1297
01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:02,833
- [Crowd] Nine, eight,
seven, six, five, four,

1298
01:39:04,250 --> 01:39:07,500
three, two, one, happy new year.

1299
01:39:10,083 --> 01:39:12,332
- You fucking do it again
man! Fucking do it again -

1300
01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:13,666
- [Henry] He isn't worth it.

1301
01:39:13,667 --> 01:39:15,082
- I'll kill him, you fuck.
- Mate, mate,

1302
01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:16,916
he's not worth it, look at me.

1303
01:39:16,917 --> 01:39:18,917
He's not worth it, yeah?

1304
01:39:21,458 --> 01:39:23,958
(Ear ringing sound)

1305
01:39:46,458 --> 01:39:48,958
Are you going to say anything?

1306
01:40:07,458 --> 01:40:08,791
- Maybe it's time you go sweet-

1307
01:40:08,792 --> 01:40:10,875
- don't fucking touch me.

1308
01:40:23,250 --> 01:40:25,333
Happy fucking new year.

1309
01:40:27,833 --> 01:40:30,292
(Door slams)

1310
01:40:31,958 --> 01:40:34,166
(Melancholy music)

1311
01:40:34,167 --> 01:40:37,333
(Fireworks exploding)

1312
01:41:14,833 --> 01:41:17,333
(Door clicks)

1313
01:41:34,542 --> 01:41:36,458
- Happy new year, baby.

1314
01:41:43,542 --> 01:41:45,249
- Rich, there's something that I er-

1315
01:41:45,250 --> 01:41:47,083
- [Richard] It's okay.

1316
01:41:47,958 --> 01:41:49,250
I already know.

1317
01:41:50,958 --> 01:41:52,500
I know everything.

1318
01:41:55,167 --> 01:41:56,167
- Who?

1319
01:41:57,542 --> 01:41:58,958
- Does it matter?

1320
01:42:01,958 --> 01:42:03,291
- Richard, I don't know what to say-

1321
01:42:03,292 --> 01:42:04,292
- don't.

1322
01:42:06,042 --> 01:42:07,042
Please.

1323
01:42:11,542 --> 01:42:12,792
- I'm so sorry.

1324
01:42:23,292 --> 01:42:27,416
- [Richard] I've made up a
bed in the spare room for you.

1325
01:42:27,417 --> 01:42:31,082
You can pack your things in the morning.

1326
01:42:31,083 --> 01:42:33,958
(Melancholy music)

1327
01:42:56,167 --> 01:42:58,833
(Mark sniffles)

1328
01:44:38,917 --> 01:44:41,583
(Train rumbles)

1329
01:44:56,333 --> 01:44:58,666
(Birds chirping)

1330
01:44:58,667 --> 01:45:01,250
(Men shouting)

1331
01:45:09,208 --> 01:45:12,832
(Whistle blowing)

1332
01:45:12,833 --> 01:45:15,667
(Bodies thudding)

1333
01:45:19,125 --> 01:45:21,708
(Men whooping)

1334
01:45:40,042 --> 01:45:41,832
- [Man] No, that's a knock on,

1335
01:45:41,833 --> 01:45:43,582
and that's the ball game.

1336
01:45:43,583 --> 01:45:46,500
(Crowd applauding)

1337
01:45:58,542 --> 01:46:00,958
(Bar clanks)

1338
01:46:15,500 --> 01:46:18,083
(Men chatting)

1339
01:46:19,667 --> 01:46:23,167
- [Stuart] Jimmy, can I have a word?

1340
01:46:41,167 --> 01:46:44,083
(Traffic rumbling)

1341
01:46:51,125 --> 01:46:52,792
- How have you been?

1342
01:46:54,083 --> 01:46:56,500
- Yeah. Yeah. No, good. Good.

1343
01:46:58,250 --> 01:46:59,250
Life's good.

1344
01:47:03,208 --> 01:47:05,124
- Barry is dropping the b team-

1345
01:47:05,125 --> 01:47:06,582
- please don't, pink.

1346
01:47:06,583 --> 01:47:07,417
- You can act like you don't care-

1347
01:47:07,417 --> 01:47:08,417
- I don't.

1348
01:47:11,167 --> 01:47:12,874
Sorry.

1349
01:47:12,875 --> 01:47:15,167
I don't. Really.

1350
01:47:17,958 --> 01:47:20,291
It's not going to happen, okay?

1351
01:47:20,292 --> 01:47:21,625
So just drop it.

1352
01:47:24,833 --> 01:47:28,583
- I hated rugby in
school. Did you know that?

1353
01:47:31,417 --> 01:47:35,083
I was great at it, but
I hated every second.

1354
01:47:39,667 --> 01:47:42,750
Never thought I'd give it another go.

1355
01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:46,250
Then I met all of you boys.

1356
01:47:48,500 --> 01:47:50,917
It was like finding a family.

1357
01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:54,749
Maybe being a stag meant nothing to you-

1358
01:47:54,750 --> 01:47:56,624
- this isn't fair, pink.

1359
01:47:56,625 --> 01:47:59,125
- No, it isn't.

1360
01:48:05,542 --> 01:48:08,542
- Look, I'm sorry, okay? The answer is no.

1361
01:48:12,917 --> 01:48:15,500
(Somber music)

1362
01:48:16,875 --> 01:48:20,958
- [Barry] Okay lads.
- That's enough, let's go.

1363
01:48:28,042 --> 01:48:29,042
- Hey.

1364
01:48:33,292 --> 01:48:35,541
I need something from you.

1365
01:48:35,542 --> 01:48:37,042
- [Warren] No way.

1366
01:48:38,542 --> 01:48:40,832
He doesn't want to see me.

1367
01:48:40,833 --> 01:48:42,958
- [Pinky] You owe us this.

1368
01:48:56,625 --> 01:48:59,292
(Brush rasping)

1369
01:49:02,250 --> 01:49:04,833
(Phone buzzes)

1370
01:49:08,417 --> 01:49:10,917
(Mark sniffs)

1371
01:49:28,042 --> 01:49:30,792
(Birds chirping)

1372
01:50:00,292 --> 01:50:01,666
- I can't stop thinking about Christmas-

1373
01:50:01,667 --> 01:50:02,707
- stop.

1374
01:50:02,708 --> 01:50:04,832
- Next time, I'll even beat
your dad down the mountain-

1375
01:50:04,833 --> 01:50:09,167
- Warren, there won't be a
next time. You know that.

1376
01:50:15,250 --> 01:50:16,333
- I miss you.

1377
01:50:22,083 --> 01:50:24,000
- Why are we even here?

1378
01:50:28,250 --> 01:50:30,750
Pinky spoke to you, didn't he?

1379
01:50:32,458 --> 01:50:34,499
- It really hurt that you never answered.

1380
01:50:34,500 --> 01:50:36,041
- I'm surprised you care.

1381
01:50:36,042 --> 01:50:37,458
- Don't say that.

1382
01:50:41,708 --> 01:50:42,833
Mark.

1383
01:50:43,958 --> 01:50:45,917
I love you.

1384
01:50:51,417 --> 01:50:54,500
- And what good does that do me now? Hmm?

1385
01:50:55,583 --> 01:50:57,166
- Why are you doing this?

1386
01:50:57,167 --> 01:51:00,416
- Why am I? Why are you, Warren?

1387
01:51:00,417 --> 01:51:04,500
What is it you want from
me? You had your chance.

1388
01:51:05,958 --> 01:51:07,958
It's all just words now.

1389
01:51:14,250 --> 01:51:16,500
Does John know you're here?

1390
01:51:29,417 --> 01:51:31,750
- How did we get here, Mark?

1391
01:51:41,833 --> 01:51:44,750
(Melancholy music)

1392
01:51:56,625 --> 01:51:59,999
(Paper rustles)

1393
01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:01,750
- Pinky gave me this.

1394
01:52:09,333 --> 01:52:10,833
Don't punish them.

1395
01:53:26,542 --> 01:53:28,708
- You're a good man, Mark.

1396
01:53:50,500 --> 01:53:53,250
(Dramatic music)

1397
01:54:28,500 --> 01:54:31,457
- [Stuart] Go, go, go, go, go.

1398
01:54:31,458 --> 01:54:33,708
Ready, ready ready, go!

1399
01:54:52,333 --> 01:54:55,167
(Bodies thudding)

1400
01:54:59,250 --> 01:55:02,499
- [Stuart] It's been a
tough old season for us all,

1401
01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:04,999
but we've got everything to fight for.

1402
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:07,666
Now, the powers that be might
not believe in you, but I do,

1403
01:55:07,667 --> 01:55:10,958
completely, and I know
that every one of you

1404
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:12,957
believes in each other.

1405
01:55:12,958 --> 01:55:14,332
So lets show that today

1406
01:55:14,333 --> 01:55:16,707
- and lets show that to
everybody who's watching.

1407
01:55:16,708 --> 01:55:18,166
- Come on, boys. Let's do this. Hands in.

1408
01:55:18,167 --> 01:55:19,499
Three, two, one.

1409
01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:20,874
- [Team] Stags!

1410
01:55:20,875 --> 01:55:23,625
(Crowd cheering)

1411
01:55:34,417 --> 01:55:37,083
(Whistle blows)

1412
01:55:54,333 --> 01:55:56,917
(Jimmy cheers)

1413
01:55:59,833 --> 01:56:02,417
(Men shouting)

1414
01:56:09,417 --> 01:56:12,250
(Whistle blowing)

1415
01:56:18,625 --> 01:56:21,375
(Crowd clapping)

1416
01:56:22,667 --> 01:56:23,958
- Come on, boys.

1417
01:56:30,708 --> 01:56:31,874
- Have I missed much?

1418
01:56:31,875 --> 01:56:34,749
- It's five all and they've
just called half-time.

1419
01:56:34,750 --> 01:56:36,749
- [Jimmy] We need to focus
and get some discipline, yeah?

1420
01:56:36,750 --> 01:56:37,791
Can we get some water?

1421
01:56:38,667 --> 01:56:39,667
- [Stuart] Right, listen up, guys.

1422
01:56:39,668 --> 01:56:40,999
Their backs are unfit.

1423
01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:42,957
They're relying on their forward power.

1424
01:56:42,958 --> 01:56:45,374
Mr. Pink, you see that flanker over there?

1425
01:56:45,375 --> 01:56:46,375
- [Pinky] Which one?

1426
01:56:46,375 --> 01:56:47,333
- The pretty one.

1427
01:56:47,334 --> 01:56:48,791
- [Pinky] Oh, yeah.

1428
01:56:48,792 --> 01:56:49,999
- [Stuart] Take him out.

1429
01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:51,374
- I think I can manage that.

1430
01:56:51,375 --> 01:56:52,208
- [Stuart] Right, listen up.

1431
01:56:52,209 --> 01:56:54,416
Mark, Henry, you let the
forwards to do their work.

1432
01:56:54,417 --> 01:56:56,166
Then you're going to break
through the back line, all right?

1433
01:56:56,167 --> 01:56:59,166
That is how we are going win it. Come on.

1434
01:56:59,167 --> 01:57:02,083
(Crowd applauding)

1435
01:57:07,792 --> 01:57:10,374
(Men shouting)

1436
01:57:10,375 --> 01:57:12,832
(Bodies thudding)

1437
01:57:12,833 --> 01:57:14,042
- Long time.

1438
01:57:18,917 --> 01:57:21,707
- Do you actually
understand all these rules?

1439
01:57:21,708 --> 01:57:22,875
- First match?

1440
01:57:24,500 --> 01:57:28,207
Well, first of all,
they're laws, not rules,

1441
01:57:28,208 --> 01:57:29,874
- and no,

1442
01:57:29,875 --> 01:57:32,791
but, I don't think anyone does.

1443
01:57:32,792 --> 01:57:35,167
Least of all, this ref.

1444
01:57:37,167 --> 01:57:39,332
- [Pinky] Oh you are so mine.

1445
01:57:39,333 --> 01:57:42,000
(Whistle blows)

1446
01:57:46,042 --> 01:57:47,249
- [Referee] High tackle.

1447
01:57:47,250 --> 01:57:51,500
- [Stuart] That's not quite
what I meant, Mr. Pink.

1448
01:57:53,958 --> 01:57:56,499
- [Supporter] They're
one player down, now.

1449
01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:59,166
Five minutes left. Still a tie.

1450
01:57:59,167 --> 01:58:00,457
- [Carlos] Ladies, focus.

1451
01:58:00,458 --> 01:58:02,832
Henry, you got this.

1452
01:58:02,833 --> 01:58:05,916
(Crowd cheers)

1453
01:58:05,917 --> 01:58:08,499
(Whistle blows)

1454
01:58:08,500 --> 01:58:11,708
(Gentle music)

1455
01:58:30,417 --> 01:58:33,167
(Dramatic music)

1456
01:59:41,667 --> 01:59:43,624
- [Jimmy] Come on,
guys. It's not over yet.

1457
01:59:43,625 --> 01:59:44,625
Carlos.

1458
01:59:45,958 --> 01:59:48,042
- Wait, give it to Henry.

1459
01:59:49,083 --> 01:59:51,167
- [Jimmy] Well done, Henry.

1460
02:00:06,500 --> 02:00:08,207
(Stags cheer)

1461
02:00:08,208 --> 02:00:10,875
(Whistle blows)

1462
02:00:26,958 --> 02:00:29,917
(Melancholy music)

1463
02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:57,000
- Thought I would finally see
what all the fuss was about.

1464
02:00:57,417 --> 02:00:58,833
- It means a lot.

1465
02:01:19,125 --> 02:01:22,292
I am sorry. I never meant to hurt you.

1466
02:01:25,458 --> 02:01:26,957
- It's getting late.

1467
02:01:26,958 --> 02:01:31,958
- Look, maybe we can go for a
drink or something, sometime?

1468
02:01:32,042 --> 02:01:35,875
- I'm really glad I got
to see you play, Mark.

1469
02:01:36,958 --> 02:01:38,166
(Team laughing)

1470
02:01:38,167 --> 02:01:39,791
- [Jimmy] Where's Mark?

1471
02:01:39,792 --> 02:01:40,957
- Mark.

1472
02:01:40,958 --> 02:01:41,958
Come on.

1473
02:01:43,917 --> 02:01:44,917
- It's okay.

1474
02:02:09,875 --> 02:02:12,458
(Men cheering)

1475
02:02:16,167 --> 02:02:17,417
- Look at them.

1476
02:02:20,792 --> 02:02:25,541
You never really understood
how we used to win, did you?

1477
02:02:25,542 --> 02:02:28,708
But it was never about being the best.

1478
02:02:40,792 --> 02:02:43,375
(Men cheering)

1479
02:02:57,500 --> 02:02:58,667
- Are we okay?

1480
02:03:00,958 --> 02:03:02,625
- We can work on it.

1481
02:03:16,375 --> 02:03:17,375
- Mark.

1482
02:03:18,167 --> 02:03:21,292
Mark, wait. Please.

1483
02:03:23,250 --> 02:03:24,250
Can we talk?

1484
02:03:39,208 --> 02:03:44,041
That was the best I've
ever seen you play, today.

1485
02:03:44,042 --> 02:03:45,416
- Thanks.

1486
02:03:45,417 --> 02:03:47,500
- I'm glad you came back.

1487
02:03:53,458 --> 02:03:56,416
John wanted to come
down and support Henry.

1488
02:03:56,417 --> 02:03:58,624
And um,

1489
02:03:58,625 --> 02:04:00,124
well,

1490
02:04:00,125 --> 02:04:03,958
- I just wanted to see the
old place for one last time.

1491
02:04:05,625 --> 02:04:07,374
- What do you mean?

1492
02:04:07,375 --> 02:04:10,957
- Me and John are leaving the club.

1493
02:04:10,958 --> 02:04:13,208
It's probably for the best.

1494
02:04:17,333 --> 02:04:19,083
Now, I'm not so sure.

1495
02:04:21,792 --> 02:04:23,207
Seeing you this week again-

1496
02:04:23,208 --> 02:04:24,208
- Warren.

1497
02:04:25,875 --> 02:04:29,875
- I could go and end it
with him now, right now.

1498
02:04:31,542 --> 02:04:33,791
We could try again,
but properly this time-

1499
02:04:33,792 --> 02:04:34,792
- please.

1500
02:04:38,417 --> 02:04:42,291
I really appreciate you coming today.

1501
02:04:42,292 --> 02:04:43,292
I do.

1502
02:04:47,417 --> 02:04:48,667
Look, I just...

1503
02:04:51,958 --> 02:04:53,292
We lost our way.

1504
02:04:55,208 --> 02:04:58,125
(Muffled cheering)

1505
02:05:00,667 --> 02:05:03,333
- And I think I've found it again now.

1506
02:05:30,708 --> 02:05:32,374
- I've got to go.

1507
02:05:32,375 --> 02:05:35,666
(Both sniffling)

1508
02:05:35,667 --> 02:05:36,833
Come here.

1509
02:05:57,875 --> 02:06:00,375
(Warren sobs)

1510
02:06:04,625 --> 02:06:09,333
(Dramatic music)

1511
02:07:11,375 --> 02:07:14,792
(Indistinct pub chatter)

1512
02:07:28,958 --> 02:07:31,042
- [Mark] Boys!

1513
02:07:36,333 --> 02:07:38,291
- Nice yellow card today.

1514
02:07:38,292 --> 02:07:39,707
- Oh, fuck.

1515
02:07:39,708 --> 02:07:41,749
(Carlos laughs)

1516
02:07:41,750 --> 02:07:45,082
- Ladies and gentleman,

1517
02:07:45,083 --> 02:07:46,667
- thank you.

1518
02:07:47,875 --> 02:07:51,207
Firstly, I'd like to express
our sincere gratitude

1519
02:07:51,208 --> 02:07:53,541
to the Rochester boys
for coming down today,

1520
02:07:53,542 --> 02:07:55,957
and providing us with such spirited

1521
02:07:55,958 --> 02:07:57,749
and sporting opposition.

1522
02:07:57,750 --> 02:07:59,041
So thank you.

1523
02:07:59,042 --> 02:08:01,542
(All applaud)

1524
02:08:03,417 --> 02:08:05,166
Though I must say it feels pretty good

1525
02:08:05,167 --> 02:08:09,749
to have reclaimed the
honour today, on this day,

1526
02:08:09,750 --> 02:08:12,750
the day of our final match together.

1527
02:08:13,833 --> 02:08:17,582
Our final match together this season.

1528
02:08:17,583 --> 02:08:21,916
And I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank Stuart,

1529
02:08:21,917 --> 02:08:25,999
and each and every one of
my teammates, even gareth.

1530
02:08:26,000 --> 02:08:28,082
(Stags laugh)

1531
02:08:28,083 --> 02:08:30,374
My rugby family.

1532
02:08:30,375 --> 02:08:32,875
(All applaud)

1533
02:08:34,458 --> 02:08:37,666
For reminding me, over
the course of this season,

1534
02:08:37,667 --> 02:08:41,166
what this game of rugby is really about.

1535
02:08:41,167 --> 02:08:42,458
So thank you.

1536
02:08:43,583 --> 02:08:45,332
And now, for our man of the match.

1537
02:08:45,333 --> 02:08:47,249
It was a tough call this week,

1538
02:08:47,250 --> 02:08:48,749
but I'd like to give it
to someone who I think

1539
02:08:48,750 --> 02:08:52,624
we all know has had his fair
share struggles off the pitch.

1540
02:08:52,625 --> 02:08:54,666
He never fails to put that aside,

1541
02:08:54,667 --> 02:08:58,542
and give himself 100%
when he's on the pitch,

1542
02:08:58,583 --> 02:08:59,957
hungover or not.

1543
02:08:59,958 --> 02:09:01,541
Henry Michaels.

1544
02:09:01,542 --> 02:09:04,875
(All cheer and applaud)

1545
02:09:11,250 --> 02:09:13,374
One non-alcoholic pint.

1546
02:09:13,375 --> 02:09:15,332
(Ahlaugh)

1547
02:09:15,333 --> 02:09:18,082
And now, for our dick of the day.

1548
02:09:18,083 --> 02:09:21,416
We all know him. We all
still love him anyway.

1549
02:09:21,417 --> 02:09:23,374
He managed to get another
yellow card today.

1550
02:09:23,375 --> 02:09:25,041
He may just be our dick of the season.

1551
02:09:25,042 --> 02:09:27,832
He is our click of the season. Mr. Pink.

1552
02:09:27,833 --> 02:09:30,167
(All cheer)

1553
02:09:31,708 --> 02:09:34,208
- You fuckers. I hate you all.

1554
02:09:38,750 --> 02:09:42,500
- [Crowd] He is a stag
lad, he is a stag lad,

1555
02:09:43,792 --> 02:09:47,707
he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey!

1556
02:09:47,708 --> 02:09:51,291
He's never lonely when we are with him,

1557
02:09:51,292 --> 02:09:54,166
and he knows how to put a pint away,

1558
02:09:54,167 --> 02:10:00,874
pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away,

1559
02:10:00,875 --> 02:10:02,707
pint away, pint away.

1560
02:10:02,708 --> 02:10:05,292
(All cheering)

1561
02:10:14,958 --> 02:10:16,166
- [Carlos] Here he is!

1562
02:10:16,167 --> 02:10:17,791
- Don't you fucking dare.

1563
02:10:17,792 --> 02:10:19,124
(Carlos laughs)

1564
02:10:19,125 --> 02:10:22,583
(Gentle music)

1565
02:10:48,292 --> 02:10:53,292
J“ close your eyes, it's time j'

1566
02:10:53,958 --> 02:10:58,541
j" take a breath and
feel your hand in mine j“

1567
02:10:58,542 --> 02:11:01,249
j' you're gonna be just fine j“

1568
02:11:01,250 --> 02:11:04,167
(upbeat pop music)

1569
02:11:05,250 --> 02:11:08,416
J“ through the storms and the hurricanes j“

1570
02:11:08,417 --> 02:11:12,416
j“ I'll be there with you to
chase the thunder and the rain j“

1571
02:11:12,417 --> 02:11:16,875
j'ohj'

1572
02:11:24,208 --> 02:11:28,749
J' I'll get you on your feet again j'

1573
02:11:28,750 --> 02:11:33,457
j“ take a breath and
feel your hand in mine j“

1574
02:11:33,458 --> 02:11:35,332
j' because I'm by your side, your side, j“

1575
02:11:35,333 --> 02:11:38,082
j' your side, your side, your
side, your side, your side, j'

1576
02:11:38,083 --> 02:11:40,374
j“ your side, your side,
your side, your side j'

1577
02:11:40,375 --> 02:11:45,375
j' scars and trophies and
bruises fade with time j'

1578
02:11:46,083 --> 02:11:49,083
j' no matter how the world may seem j“

1579
02:11:49,125 --> 02:11:54,125
j“ we'll always win because
we're on the same team j'

1580
02:12:03,875 --> 02:12:08,875
J“ run away and see j“

1581
02:12:09,625 --> 02:12:14,582
j“ who it is you were always meant to be j'

1582
02:12:14,583 --> 02:12:19,583
j' meant to be j“

1583
02:12:20,750 --> 02:12:23,624
j' I see you carrying all that pain j“

1584
02:12:23,625 --> 02:12:28,625
j' but you can lay it down and
you can start to fade away j'

1585
02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:34,457
j“ so take a breath and
feel your hand in mine j“

1586
02:12:34,458 --> 02:12:37,791
j“ cos I'm by your side, your
side, your side, your side, j“

1587
02:12:37,792 --> 02:12:40,207
j' your side, your side, your
side, your side, your side, j'

1588
02:12:40,208 --> 02:12:41,541
j“ your side, your side j'

1589
02:12:41,542 --> 02:12:46,542
j“ 'cos scars are trophies
and bruises fade with time j“

1590
02:12:47,292 --> 02:12:50,124
j' no matter how the world may seem j“

1591
02:12:50,125 --> 02:12:53,082
j' we'll always win 'cos
we're on the same team j'

1592
02:12:53,083 --> 02:12:55,791
j no need to turn around j“

1593
02:12:55,792 --> 02:12:58,624
j' I'm only steps behind j'

1594
02:12:58,625 --> 02:13:02,207
j' can you hear the sound j“

1595
02:13:02,208 --> 02:13:04,832
j' your feet are drums, watch
them strike the ground j“

1596
02:13:04,833 --> 02:13:09,542
j'ahj'

1597
02:13:28,250 --> 02:13:33,250
J“ close your eyes, it's time j'

1598
02:13:33,958 --> 02:13:38,541
j“ take a breath and
feel your hand in mine j“

1599
02:13:38,542 --> 02:13:41,749
j' 'cos I'm by your side j“

1600
02:13:41,750 --> 02:13:49,750
j' I'm by your side j'

1601
02:13:51,792 --> 02:13:57,332
j' you were made to love,
you were made to live j'

1602
02:13:57,333 --> 02:14:00,249
j“ we will always win,
we will always win j'

1603
02:14:00,250 --> 02:14:08,250
j' you were made to love,
you were made to live j'

1604
02:14:08,958 --> 02:14:12,166
j“ we will always win,
we will always win j'

1605
02:14:12,167 --> 02:14:14,958
j' you were made to love,
you were made to live j'

1606
02:14:25,667 --> 02:14:28,833
(Music fades)