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I will do whatever it takes to make sure
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the people I love,
that is you and that is Janey,
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go into a special Vault for management.
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A nuclear event would be a tragedy.
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But also an opportunity.
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Because war, well...
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war never changes.
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Your wife is going to Vegas next week
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to sell Cold Fusion to Robert House.
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How would you like to forget
everything you've ever known.
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Please, yes.
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Let's begin.
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Steph, if you don't help us,
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there won't be a Vault 33 anymore.
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When you said "experiment" to Betty,
what were you talking about?
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Overseer stuff.
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We can't be wasting resources
on your little club right now.
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I'll have you know, my little group
is growing in numbers every week.
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- You're a snack club.
- You're not taking this from me.
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I've seen what it's like out there.
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I'm just trying to make it better.
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It couldn't have been all bad out there.
You met that girl.
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And maybe she's still out there.
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Get that as far away from here as you can.
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I'm looking for someone.
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What do you plan to do to him
when you find him?
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You don't happen to have any vials, do ya?
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- My name is Roger.
- You're turnin'.
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Hi!
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I was sent here by your father.
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Mr. MacLean is watching over
this gentleman's wife and daughter.
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We were actually
beginning to get along.
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We need to talk.
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My little Sugarbomb.
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...sales in Southern California.
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We'll be increasing our billboard presence
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which means we need to make
some aesthetic choices.
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So, in actuality,
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this is what a five-megaton blast
will look like over Los Angeles.
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Marketing thinks a ten-megaton blast
will look better for the billboards.
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Mm, but it won't be a ten-megaton blast.
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It'll be multiple five-megaton blasts.
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Obviously, it will be
multiple blasts for Los Angeles,
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but our design team
thinks that it will look too busy.
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- Mm.
- See?
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Just a cacophony of puff clouds.
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Mm.
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- Now, look at that.
- Mm-mm-mm.
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The bad news is our water chips
have a 30% fail rate.
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The good news is we'll know
which ones fail before installation.
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So, we get to choose
who runs out of water.
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Any, uh, preferences?
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Our internal early alert system
gives us at minimum 30 minutes
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from notice to ignition
in downtown Los Angeles.
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You know, we'd be crazy not to
offer specialized freeway lanes
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for our premium customers.
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I mean, that's just money
on the table right there.
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Hi there.
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I asked Betty if I could
take notes on this one.
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She said yes.
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So...
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here it is.
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RobCo presents the automated man.
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Spent a lot of time trying to make
my machines more lifelike,
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but, hey,
works the other way around, too.
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Mr. House, Vault-Tec and RobCo
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have always had a special arrangement.
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You have multiple Vaults
to do with as you wish.
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If this is the research you'd like
to pursue in the Vaults, you--
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You must have missed the telegram.
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You're paying me for this.
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In exchange, I get Cold Fusion
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to power my little project in Vegas.
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And what project is that?
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Might be above your pay grade.
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You'll find out about it
after the bombs drop, I guess.
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Come on, come on. Fuck.
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Uh, little help? Little help?
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Son of a bitch.
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Dogmeat. Fetch me that satchel.
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Come on.
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Go on, now.
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I, I need my vials.
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No.
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I don't need the fuckin' hat.
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I need that satchel.
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You stupid fuckin' dog!
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Not today.
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Last night I was thinking
about when I proposed to you.
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Catalina.
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We walked out to that...
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romantic point.
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The rocks were all covered
in seagull shit.
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I'll never forget the sound it made
when I took a knee.
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You know, the thing
that I-I can't figure out...
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is were you a monster back then?
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Or did you become one later?
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Excuse me?
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"War never changes."
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I know what you're planning to do, Barb.
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Morning.
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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Please, after you.
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Oh, come on. I insist you go.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Please, after you.
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Coffee?
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I finished another batch.
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- Here you go, Shelley.
- Fantastic.
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Let me take those out of your way.
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We never got to discuss All Quiet, did we?
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I guess we were waiting
'til after the wedding.
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Right?
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That end, that was a humdinger, huh?
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I didn't finish it.
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That's okay.
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You've been busy.
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What did you think
about the parts that you did read?
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I found it very upsetting.
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Can't disagree with you there.
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What aspect upset you most?
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To me, the most troubling
was that everyone
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seemed to be fighting over nothing.
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The French and the German, what was
the difference between them, really?
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I mean, other than the uniforms?
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I saw the same thing up on the surface.
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People fighting over the most
petty things, like bottle caps.
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Is that what you saw when you were there?
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But, you know, some things
just never change.
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People just wanna kill each other,
don't they?
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I think it's the only way
for people to feel safe.
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It's ironic.
To feel safe, we have to hurt people.
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Even kill them, because the--
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It's crazy...
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the war instinct, hm?
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I'm bringing you back
to Vault 33 to face justice.
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For murdering the citizens of Shady Sands.
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You have the right to remain silent
until the Vault Council
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assigns you a legal counselor.
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For a second there, I thought
the Wasteland had changed you.
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If you wanna make this official,
you should use...
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these handcuffs.
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What are you doing?
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Surrendering.
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Why?
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I did what I did to protect you.
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But maybe it came at too high a price.
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And there comes a time in a man's life
when he has to take responsibility
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for what he's done,
and for me, that time has come.
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You have come, Sugarbomb.
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But, please, just let me tell you
what I've been doing here.
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- No. We're going.
- Just give me a chance.
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I think you'll call what
I've been doing redemptive.
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You mean
brainwashing those people?
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I wouldn't call it brainwashing.
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It's a very sophisticated process
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- and we've been having amazing results--
- I don't care! Let's go.
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You know how I get
with all my little projects.
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Do you remember the field...
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with the potato batteries
when you were five?
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And you had a little flashlight,
and you would run around
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recharging the batteries
with your little red flashlight,
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do you remember that?
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Let's go.
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Oh, come on.
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You sure we gotta leave it?
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They have trackers in these things.
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They'll come for it.
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That Armor's more trouble than it's worth.
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Oh, jeez.
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You know, if that isn't a sacred remnant,
I don't know what is.
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We gotta sell it, huh?
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Wh... No.
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- Huh.
- Absolutely not.
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Why... we are not selling it.
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Yeah, right, right, of course.
Not gonna sell it, sell it.
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We would, you know... find a buyer
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and sort of, you know,
you put... put out feelers.
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- We just... we do a trade.
- No.
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- Trade?
- No, we're not giving it away, alright?
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A trade, that's not...
a trade, you get something.
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Absolutely not.
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We definitely gotta sell it.
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I told you.
We'll give it to the right person.
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A good person.
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Name a good person, seriously.
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That girl I met.
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- The Vault Dweller.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, y'know,
uh, I would be a good person too
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if I grew up on top of a mountain of food,
and supplies,
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in some cozy little impenetrable home.
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Wouldn't look like this, that's for sure.
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Wouldn't have to steal, and stab,
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and fib all the goddamn time
just to get by.
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But if we sell it, guess what?
Then we'll be rich.
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And then we'll have the means to be one
of those good people you're talking about.
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'Cause I've seen a lot o' things.
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You know, like, crazy things.
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But "good people"?
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No.
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Where were you born again, Thaddeus?
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Uh, the Boneyard.
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At the Shithole side of the Boneyard.
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I guess I'm the lucky one.
Come here from Shady Sands.
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I remember good people.
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Well, if you're the lucky one,
then we're both screwed.
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No offense.
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My... my name...
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My name is... Cooper.
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My name is Cooper.
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Cooper Howard.
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I have a dau... a daughter.
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I have a daughter.
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Her-her-her name...
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is Ja... is Janey Howard.
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Janey...
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Howard.
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She's alive.
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She's a... she's alive.
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My daughter's alive.
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The Inbreeding Support Group
is at max capacity.
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So, I'm sorry, but triple cousins
doesn't cut it anymore.
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See ya.
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Yeah, it's just something
that I've learned, but.
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Go for the Twizzlers, yeah.
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♪ Well, I don't know, but I've been told ♪
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♪ uranium ore's worth more than gold ♪
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♪ Sold my Cad, I bought me a Jeep ♪
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♪ I got that bug and I can't sleep ♪
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♪ Uranium fever has done and got me down ♪
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♪ Uranium fever,
it's spreading all around ♪
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♪ With a Geiger counter in my hand ♪
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♪ I'm a-goin' out to stake me
some government land ♪
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♪ Uranium fever has done and got me down ♪
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♪ Well, I had a talk with the AEC ♪
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♪ and they brought out some maps
that looked good to me ♪
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♪ and one showed me a spot
he said he knowed ♪
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♪ so I straddled my Jeep
and headed down the road ♪
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♪ I reckon I drove about 100 miles ♪
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♪ down a bumpy road
out through the wilds ♪
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♪ when all of a sudden,
I bounced to a stop ♪
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♪ at the foot of a mountain,
didn't have no top ♪
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♪ Uranium fever has done and got me down ♪
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♪ Uranium fever,
it's spreading all around ♪
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♪ With a Geiger counter in my hand ♪
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♪ I'm a-goin' out to stake me
some government land ♪
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♪ Uranium fever has done ♪
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♪ and got me down ♪
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Anyway.
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By order of Overseer Betty Pearson,
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the snack budget for the Products
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of the Inbreeding Support Group
has been rescinded.
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And the Inbreeding Support Group
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has been dissolved.
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Calm down. Calm down, everyone.
255
00:24:58,458 --> 00:24:59,916
I wanna talk to Betty.
256
00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:10,166
You've been ignoring my requests
to sit down with you, hiding from me.
257
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:13,332
I'm sorry it had to come to this.
258
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,958
- But for the good of this Vault--
- You know what, fine.
259
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,833
You can dissolve
the Inbreeding Support Group.
260
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,374
But you can't take away our snack budget.
261
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:28,790
- In my office now.
- No.
262
00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:31,790
We can have this conversation right here.
263
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:33,915
We're running out of water,
264
00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:36,207
and you're feeding people salty snacks.
265
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:38,249
We're giving the people what they want!
266
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,540
Mm-hmm. Exactly.
267
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:44,625
We are working very hard
on solving the water issue.
268
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,000
What we need is time.
269
00:25:47,916 --> 00:25:52,290
And I'm sorry,
but you don't get extra rations
270
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:54,290
because of who your parents were.
271
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:56,499
Actually, this is still America
272
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,207
so, yes, you do.
273
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:02,165
We're all down here
because of who our parents were.
274
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:04,250
- Yeah, that's right.
- And who their parents were.
275
00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:07,665
Our ancestors put themselves first.
276
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:11,082
And you know what?
That worked out for them.
277
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,541
And for us.
278
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,125
I'm not ashamed of that anymore.
279
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,957
- I understand.
- I don't think you do, Betty.
280
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:22,583
You're from Vault 31.
281
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,250
I know.
282
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,374
I know things are different there.
283
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:33,374
You 31ers are just plum different somehow.
284
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,749
Please, listen to me.
285
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,374
During the Weevil Famine--
286
00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:40,582
We don't wanna hear
about the Weevil Famine anymore!
287
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:46,082
It feels good to hear someone
finally say that out loud.
288
00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:50,250
- I see.
- Hm!
289
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,332
Let's go, Reg!
290
00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:59,207
Yeah, Reg!
291
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:01,250
- You showed her!
- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
292
00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,416
Irv, have you seen Woody?
293
00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:18,207
No, huh?
294
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,540
Hey, what about Woody?
295
00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:21,416
I was meant to play checkers
this morning.
296
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,375
You wanna know the truth?
297
00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:29,125
Yes. The truth, please.
298
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,166
I don't even like checkers.
299
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:44,540
I only play 'cause it seems
to make Woody happy.
300
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,832
But who doesn't want to make Woody happy?
301
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,415
He's such a great guy!
302
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,082
If Woody's missing,
we should bring it up with the Overseer.
303
00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:52,500
Good luck with that.
304
00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:56,124
Uh, s-sorry, Chet.
305
00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:57,915
I know she's your wife,
but sometimes she can--
306
00:27:57,916 --> 00:27:59,458
Excuse me, Davey.
307
00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:02,208
She's not my wife.
308
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,500
I'm sorry. Fiancée.
309
00:28:10,916 --> 00:28:13,708
I saw the poster. Congratulations.
310
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:16,208
There's a poster?
311
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:23,083
♪ 'Cause my heart just died
at Heaven's door ♪
312
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:28,500
- ♪ Alone, so low with misery ♪
- Oh, hey there, Chet. Congrats!
313
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:33,708
♪ Nothin' but blues for company ♪
314
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:39,166
♪ Well, if things get worse,
I can't shake this curse ♪
315
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:50,291
♪ Then start draggin' the river for me ♪
316
00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:33,040
Uranium.
317
00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:36,541
Bad for them... good for you.
318
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,583
Aw, fuck.
319
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:56,165
There's a war coming.
And we need you healthy.
320
00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:08,374
Be still.
321
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:10,041
You'll slow the healing.
322
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:18,500
They call us abominations.
323
00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:22,124
But they created our kind.
324
00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,416
Our kind?
325
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:29,458
I think you and me got bit by a different
motherfuckin' bug, my friend.
326
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:37,165
Ghouls. Mutants. We're kin.
327
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:39,666
And we should unite
against our common enemy.
328
00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:44,207
They drove us to the point of extinction
and forgot we ever existed.
329
00:30:47,416 --> 00:30:50,666
But we didn't forget them.
330
00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:53,790
The people who set all this in motion.
331
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:02,416
The Enclave.
332
00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:07,958
I've been wastelanding for 200 years.
333
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:13,791
Whatever it is I got to do, I do it alone.
334
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:16,583
Uh-huh.
335
00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:19,583
And how's that workin' out for you?
336
00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:26,166
I've kept myself alive for one...
337
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,083
reason.
338
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,625
To find my family.
339
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:38,375
Well, then, you're gonna need friends.
340
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:44,000
But, if you won't join our kind...
341
00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:48,665
...then you can't know where we live.
342
00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:50,624
No. No.
343
00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,832
Don't walk away from me, Coop.
344
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,082
I know more than you know, okay?
345
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,790
There are over
12,000 nuclear warheads set--
346
00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:05,374
I'm not a board member. I am your husband.
347
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,665
- Don't--
- I don't care about
348
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,249
your fuckin' statistics.
349
00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:11,749
Statistics? This is about Janey.
350
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,750
So...
351
00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:16,790
for our daughter, you would
kill millions of people.
352
00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:18,165
- Don't do that.
- Billions of people.
353
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:21,457
- Other-other mothers just like you.
- Don't do that, Coop, do not do that.
354
00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:25,041
Other daughters just like our daughter!
355
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,000
Wouldn't you?
356
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,208
For Janey.
357
00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:44,333
Wouldn't you?
358
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,791
There are worse people
out there than me, Coop.
359
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:56,083
Who?
360
00:32:57,708 --> 00:33:01,791
Who could possibly be worse than you?
361
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,540
Not much of an appetite.
362
00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:15,666
Betty...
363
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:20,082
I want you to get me
every bit of information you can
364
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:23,124
about how the Cold Fusion diode
is stored at Vault-Tec.
365
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:25,666
- Oh.
- How is it secured?
366
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:30,458
Who monitors it? Everything.
367
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,291
Is that a good idea?
368
00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:37,333
None of this is a good idea.
369
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:07,791
You're just a very replaceable
part in this machine.
370
00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,375
I'm sorry, who are you?
371
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:16,250
But if you forget your place
in the company...
372
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:19,958
you'll die.
373
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,625
And so will your family.
374
00:34:26,625 --> 00:34:31,333
The same will happen to me
if I don't communicate this message.
375
00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:34,291
We're all in the same boat.
376
00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:38,332
And not one of us can stop it.
You know that.
377
00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:40,208
You wake up knowing it.
378
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:46,165
The leaders of the most
powerful corporations
379
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:47,708
will be gathering here.
380
00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:50,083
And when they do...
381
00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,583
you tell them...
382
00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:58,749
the only way to guarantee results is--
383
00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,958
By dropping the bomb ourselves.
384
00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:21,375
Who threatened you?
385
00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:24,124
Please, Coop.
386
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,208
You don't need to get involved
in any of this.
387
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:30,500
Who controls Vault-Tec?
388
00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:34,791
I don't know.
389
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:41,165
- Well, let's find out.
- No, no, no, no, no.
390
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:43,874
This is not one of your movies
with a happy ending.
391
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,915
There is nothing we can do.
392
00:35:45,916 --> 00:35:48,582
If there was, I would have done it.
I tried to do it.
393
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,791
This deal is going forward
whether we like it or not.
394
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,291
Please, look at me.
395
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,208
I am your wife.
396
00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:01,875
You know me.
397
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,416
You know me.
398
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,583
I don't.
399
00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:14,208
I don't know you, Barbara.
400
00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:20,624
Where are you going?
401
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,541
To fuckin' do something.
402
00:37:09,791 --> 00:37:12,749
Nothing to worry about, folks.
403
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:16,374
My daughter is here
to pursue the cause of justice.
404
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:19,499
And we like justice, don't we?
405
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,790
Yes.
406
00:37:20,791 --> 00:37:22,749
Ah.
407
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:27,082
Where did you find them all?
408
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,833
Oh, all over.
409
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
So many people need our help.
410
00:37:33,541 --> 00:37:35,708
Like Marjorie.
411
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:38,791
Hi.
412
00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:42,915
You used to be kind of a murderer, right?
413
00:37:42,916 --> 00:37:44,707
I guess.
414
00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:48,290
Now, she's a pencil sharpener,
and a darn good one.
415
00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:55,540
Oh, Sherman and Gregory
were from opposing tribes.
416
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:58,874
If they'd met each other a month ago,
they'd have killed each other.
417
00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:00,291
And Rita.
418
00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:04,583
She used to cook people for the Legion.
419
00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:08,791
Now, she makes trail mix,
and, boy, is it tasty.
420
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:11,165
- You're gonna have to try some.
- Mm.
421
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,624
Oh, I'm, uh, I'm okay.
422
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,499
Thank you, Rita. Come on.
423
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,458
We're getting out of here.
424
00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:20,333
Uh-huh. Let's go this way.
425
00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:26,458
Management perk.
426
00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,624
When we leave,
we're leaving all of the doors open
427
00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:33,457
so they can go home, understood?
428
00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:34,916
You're the boss.
429
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,749
Hi, everyone.
430
00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:42,957
I just wanna let you know
431
00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:45,957
that you're free now, okay?
432
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,124
You can all go back to the surface now.
433
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:55,290
Uh, do we have to?
434
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,832
It's dangerous out there.
435
00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,707
I agree.
436
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:02,999
But my daughter's moral code demands it.
437
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,040
But we like it down here.
438
00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:07,000
Okay.
439
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:10,332
Tell you what, you can stay here
as long as you like,
440
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:14,000
but when we leave,
we're gonna open all the doors.
441
00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:15,999
Right?
442
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:21,332
Hey, boss!
443
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,749
Uh, sorry to derail the conversation.
444
00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:25,582
Just to flag,
445
00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:27,541
what are we doing with these two males?
446
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:31,333
Uh, they haven't been fixed yet.
447
00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:35,665
Should I just go ahead and do it now?
448
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,540
Great question.
449
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,583
All he needs to do is push a button.
450
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,957
- No.
- Okey-dokey, send them off as-is.
451
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:46,291
- It's what she wants.
- Okey-dokey!
452
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:49,040
No, wait! Wait, no!
453
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,374
NCR hostis!
454
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,999
This is exactly the kind
of violence I'm trying to prevent.
455
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000
I wish we could all just get along,
don't you, Sugarbomb?
456
00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:22,791
Pencil?
457
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:27,124
Ahh!
458
00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:34,000
No. Don't!
459
00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:41,040
Stop them!
460
00:40:41,041 --> 00:40:43,332
Press the button, it's the only way.
461
00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:49,541
Dammit!
462
00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:05,458
Hey there, buddy. You okay?
463
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:10,832
Well, I seem to have
found myself in a bit of a jam.
464
00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:13,124
Could you help me out?
465
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:14,499
Sure.
466
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,832
What are you doing here?
467
00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:17,916
Geez.
468
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,083
- Why, thank you.
- Sure, sure.
469
00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:24,291
Let's get you some help.
470
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,207
Looks like it stings.
471
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,583
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
472
00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:33,583
Kum ba yah.
473
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:55,916
You just need to sit down for a bit.
474
00:41:57,041 --> 00:41:59,041
Okay.
475
00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:02,332
Let's find you...
476
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,374
- This is nice.
- ...a comfortable chair.
477
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,707
- Nice! Big.
- Come on, here we go.
478
00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,707
- Okay.
- Alright.
479
00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,583
Oh yeah, that's good. Thank you.
480
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,250
Oh, thanks.
481
00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:18,458
Wow.
482
00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:28,333
Thanks for having me over, Coop.
483
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,540
You know, for some reason,
I didn't think you liked me very much.
484
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,707
I hope you like 'em strong, cowboy.
485
00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,750
Oh, yeah.
486
00:42:42,458 --> 00:42:43,957
Thank you.
487
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,375
What is this?
488
00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:22,457
Hank. Hank.
489
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,957
Hey, Hank. Hank, hey.
490
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,415
- Hank, what is this?
- Huh?
491
00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:27,750
Hank!
492
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,750
Is that...
493
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:42,916
Fuck.
494
00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:50,625
Fuck.
495
00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:54,291
Hey!
496
00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:09,624
♪ We were just
a plain ol' hillbilly band ♪
497
00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:12,041
♪ with a plain ol' country style ♪
498
00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:15,665
{\an8}♪ We never played the kind of songs ♪
499
00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:18,041
{\an8}♪ that'd drive anybody wild ♪
500
00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:21,415
{\an8}♪ Played a railroad song
with a stomping beat ♪
501
00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:23,874
{\an8}♪ We played a blues song,
kinda slow and sweet ♪
502
00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:28,166
{\an8}♪ But the thing that knocked 'em
off of their feet was, ooh-wee ♪
503
00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:32,332
{\an8}♪ Oh, and Luther played the boogie-woogie,
Luther played the boogie-woogie ♪
504
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:36,915
{\an8}♪ Luther played the boogie-woogie,
Luther played the boogie-woogie ♪
505
00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:38,999
{\an8}♪ Luther played the boogie-woogie,
Luther played the boogie ♪
506
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,458
{\an8}♪ in the strangest kind of way,
play it strange ♪
507
00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:06,750
♪ Well, we did our best to entertain
everywhere we'd go ♪