1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:07,137 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:10,140 [rock music] 3 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:17,104 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:28,071 [Beavis and Butt-Head laughing] 5 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:31,466 - And then he told me that when you're on a camping trip, 6 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,859 if someone's asleep and you put their hand 7 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:36,949 in a bowl of warm water, they, like, pee in their sleep. 8 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,995 - Uh, really? 9 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,389 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, right in their pants. 10 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,652 It really works. They pee their pants, yeah. 11 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:47,569 [both laughing] 12 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:58,058 - Are you feeling sleepy, Beavis? 13 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,190 - Yeah, yeah, a little. 14 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:04,151 - Uh, wait here. [chuckling] 15 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,804 [door opens] 16 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:09,808 [objects clattering] 17 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:12,768 [water running] 18 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,119 [water stops] 19 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,906 Let me help you get comfortable, Beavis. 20 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,952 - Oh, thanks, yeah. 21 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,694 - You can use this bag of potato chips as a pillow. 22 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,261 - Oh, thank you. 23 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,915 Yeah, it's pretty cozy. Yeah. 24 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:31,961 Oh, still some stuff in there, too. 25 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:34,529 Wow, good stuff. 26 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,096 - There we go, Beavis. 27 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,967 You just relax. 28 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:41,057 - You know, I think I will. Yeah. 29 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,668 - Nice deep breaths, Beavis. 30 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:46,236 - [sighs] I might just rest my eyes for a little bit, 31 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:47,716 if that's okay. 32 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,500 - You go right ahead, Beavis. 33 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:52,808 Relax, deeper and deeper, way down. 34 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,244 [chuckles] 35 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:56,072 Count backwards from-- 36 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:59,597 Uh, never mind that, Beavis. 37 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,817 Just relax. [chuckles] 38 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,471 - Okay. 39 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,864 What a day, what a day. 40 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:08,389 [chuckles, sighs] Hmm. 41 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,788 Hey! 42 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,182 Are you trying to make me pee my pants? 43 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:22,185 - Perhaps. [chuckles] 44 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,405 - Um, wait here. [chuckling] 45 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:31,151 [objects clattering] 46 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:35,242 [water running, Beavis humming] 47 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:38,419 Pee his pants. [snickers] 48 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,600 - Well played, Beavis. 49 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,297 - We'll see who falls asleep first, Butt-Head. 50 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:48,820 - Yes, we will, Beavis. 51 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,474 Yes, we will. 52 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,694 We are playing the most dangerous game. 53 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,740 And the loser pees their pants. 54 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,134 [snickering] 55 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:01,137 [rock music] 56 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,312 ♪ ♪ 57 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,618 - Whoa! 58 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,010 - I can't tell you how easy that was. 59 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:07,187 - Did you see that? 60 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,450 - I sure did. 61 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,887 Yes! Yes! 62 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:14,150 Oh, yeah. 63 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:17,632 - Boy, this guy really hates bamboo. 64 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:19,416 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I hate it, too. 65 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:21,897 Yeah, yeah, chop it off. Yeah! 66 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:24,073 - Yes, get it. 67 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,162 both: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 68 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:29,121 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 69 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,776 - Get it. - Yeah. 70 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:35,258 - This guy must score so hard. 71 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:38,740 - That's what I love about this Chinese war sword. 72 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:42,439 - I want this job right here. Yeah. 73 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:43,962 Do you think you need, like, good grades 74 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:46,356 to be a sword chopper? 75 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,445 - Uh, I don't think so. 76 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:51,187 He looks pretty stupid. 77 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,929 - Stupid people kick ass. 78 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,626 - I love it. 79 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:58,499 The Chinese war sword by Cold Steel. 80 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:01,502 - The Chinese war sword, yeah. 81 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:05,767 - [chuckles] Who's this doofus? 82 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,638 - Yeah, yeah, really. 83 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:10,337 I think that's, like, that guy's son or something. 84 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:12,687 [chuckles] 85 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,298 - He's a disgrace to the family. 86 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:18,258 [both snickering] 87 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,477 - Well, son, if you get fired from Subway, 88 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:23,611 there's always a place for you here slicing cow heads. 89 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:26,744 Don't worry about it. 90 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,573 - That basketball killed his entire family. 91 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,793 [chuckles] 92 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,925 - They ought to kill all the sports, you know? 93 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:37,277 Yeah, they should kill, like, baseball and football 94 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:41,106 and stretching and climbing that rope, you know? 95 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:42,978 Whoa, whoa, look! 96 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,589 Yeah. Yeah, there you go. There you go. 97 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,983 Yeah. Yeah, that's it. 98 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,289 Yeah. 99 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:52,770 ♪ ♪ 100 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,729 - This is the coolest video 101 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:57,079 I have ever seen in my entire life. 102 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,776 - Yeah, yeah. 103 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,256 Yeah, they should put a thing at the beginning that says 104 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,780 "Definitely try this at home." 105 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,783 - "And do not ask your parents' permission." 106 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,003 - 'Cause it kicks ass. Yeah. 107 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,189 - Good morning, Beavis. 108 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:22,060 - Um, yeah, good morning. 109 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:25,629 - You were up all night. You must be feeling very tired. 110 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,762 - Oh, yes, yes. 111 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:31,287 Yeah, in fact, I'm so tired that if you go to sleep first, 112 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,723 I'll go to sleep, too, 113 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,335 and I will not put your hand, like, 114 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,119 in this bowl that's on my lap. 115 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,773 Yeah. [chuckles] 116 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,210 - Oh, really? - Absolutely, yeah. 117 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,951 And that's the truth. 118 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,475 And it's not just me, like, lying or something, you know? 119 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:48,826 It's completely true, from the bottom of my heart. 120 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,872 [chuckles] 121 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:55,050 - Nice try, Beavis, but the game continues. 122 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,922 - Okay, there are how many kinds of rocks? 123 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:00,360 Three kinds of rocks, okay? 124 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:03,232 There's igneous... 125 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:06,148 sedimentary, 126 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:08,933 and meta what? - [snickering] 127 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,022 - [shouts] 128 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:11,719 - Anybody? 129 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,329 Meta...? 130 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,592 Okay, it's metamorphic. 131 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:18,421 Those are the three kinds of rocks. 132 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,686 [school bell ringing] 133 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,688 - Ugh! [chuckles] 134 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:30,085 [both groaning] 135 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:40,269 [both groaning] 136 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:43,707 Damn it, Beavis, this has gone too far. 137 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,448 We've been up for two nights in a row. 138 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:48,408 That's, like, ten straight hours or something. 139 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:52,977 - Yeah, I'm getting kind of tired, Bergman. 140 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:56,198 What's your name, again? - Uh, I don't know. 141 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,069 That sounded right. 142 00:06:58,156 --> 00:06:59,462 - Cool. 143 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:02,857 - Beavis, it is time for peace. 144 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,815 Let's pour out our bowls of warm water 145 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:08,602 and have, like, one of those truce things. 146 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,865 - Yeah, truce thing. Yeah. 147 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,649 - Eh... 148 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:16,523 one, two, three. 149 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,481 [chuckles] 150 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:27,316 - [chuckles, groans softly] 151 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:29,449 I am kind of tired or something. 152 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,538 - Yeah. [chuckles] 153 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:34,889 Me too. [chuckles] 154 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,892 - [snoring] - [chuckling] 155 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,981 - Yeah. 156 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:42,723 [snoring] 157 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,729 - [chuckling] 158 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,994 Eh... 159 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:53,951 - Damn it. 160 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,134 - Um, Beavis? Butt-Head? 161 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:05,180 - [muttering] 162 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,226 Sounds reasonable. 163 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:10,707 - I'm beginning to get concerned that the two of you 164 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:13,493 aren't getting enough rest, okay? 165 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,799 It seems like you're coming to class fatigued, 166 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,062 and it's affecting your ability to concentrate. 167 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:20,500 - [muttering] 168 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,458 - Beavis, where are you going? - Just go over-- 169 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,895 - Beavis? - [muttering] 170 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:28,508 [body thuds] - I think he's sleepwalking. 171 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,857 - [muttering] Ah! 172 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,511 [locker clangs] - Yes! 173 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,904 I'm going to make him pee in his pants. 174 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,689 [chuckles] 175 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:38,039 - [muttering] 176 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,607 - Hey! - Yeah, sorry about that. 177 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:43,218 - [snickering] 178 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:46,874 - [muttering] 179 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,571 [tires screeching, horn honking] 180 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,573 - Come back here with your hand 181 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,271 and, like, stand in one place, dumbass. 182 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:54,751 - They don't stand right there, you know? 183 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,666 Ah! 184 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,798 [muttering] [whistle blows] 185 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:05,196 [continues muttering] 186 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,895 - Damn it, stay in one place, dumbass. 187 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:11,463 Hold still. [chuckles] 188 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,424 - Now, it's dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so we need-- 189 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:19,080 Oh. - [muttering] 190 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,517 See bed, yeah. There we go. 191 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,172 - Ah, finally... 192 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,348 [chuckling] 193 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:28,132 Victory is mine. 194 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,656 [chuckles] 195 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:35,444 [both sigh] 196 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,403 [liquid trickling] 197 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,543 [rock music] 198 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:51,155 ♪ ♪ 199 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,114 - Today we're talking about fossils. 200 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,637 Okay? 201 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:57,335 And a fossil, class, is really just another name 202 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,468 for an ancient bone. 203 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:03,907 [Beavis and Butt-Head snickering] 204 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,735 But what you may not know 205 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,520 is that these bony messengers from the past 206 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,654 can be found in our own backyard. 207 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:15,832 Recently, not far from here, a Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton 208 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,922 was found by amateur bone hunters. 209 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,403 - Beavis' mom is an amateur bone hunter. 210 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,014 - Shut up, Butt-Head. That's not funny. 211 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,712 - And while they may not have the glitz 212 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,801 of popular youth culture, 213 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:30,499 dinosaur exhibits bring in millions of dollars 214 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:31,674 for the American Paleontological Foundation-- 215 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:35,025 - Uh, sir? Sir! Hey! 216 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,941 What was the part about a million dollars? 217 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,291 - More like millions, Butt-Head. 218 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,424 You know, a good research project would be to find-- 219 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,862 - Beavis, our hard work in school is about to pay off. 220 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,864 [chuckles] 221 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,649 - Yeah, finally. 222 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,825 Jesus. [chuckles] 223 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,742 - Eh, sorry, Butt-Head. 224 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,569 Anderson only had one shovel. 225 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,049 - One is all we need, Beavis. 226 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,921 Now start digging. 227 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,663 Van Driessen said we'd find them in our own backyard. 228 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,490 [chuckles] 229 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,189 [shovel clanking] 230 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:11,192 - [grunting] 231 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:21,506 - Um, I don't see any bones, Butt-Head. 232 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,030 - Beavis, you wuss. 233 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,206 You're not digging good. 234 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,164 Step aside. 235 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:30,428 You got to put your back into it, dumbass, like this. 236 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,306 Beavis, we'll find no dinosaurs here. 237 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,003 If it's this hard for us to dig, 238 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,658 there's no way the dinosaurs could have dug their houses 239 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,139 with those wimpy little kangaroo arms. 240 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:49,491 - Oh, yeah. [both chuckling] 241 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,494 [shovel scraping] 242 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:56,541 - Uh, those dumbass bones got to be in somebody's backyard. 243 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,021 - Yeah, yeah. 244 00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,980 Whoa, a bone! 245 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,372 It's just like that dinosaur bone we saw in class 246 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,200 but newer. 247 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,289 That butt-munch dog stole our idea. 248 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,335 Damn it. 249 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,815 Come on, give it. [dog growling] 250 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,512 It's mine. 251 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,948 What are you going to do 252 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:12,514 with a million dollars, butthole? 253 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:15,822 [dog growling] 254 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,956 - Whoa, bones. 255 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,784 - Yeah, we don't even have to dig. 256 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,569 - That stupid dog did all our work for us. 257 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,616 He even put them in bags. 258 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:31,576 - Yeah, there's still some dinosaur on this one. 259 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,317 Not bad really. 260 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,410 Wait, what's this show called? 261 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:43,197 - Uh, this is "Ghosted." [chuckles] 262 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,068 - So is there a ghost on that chair? 263 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:48,593 [chuckles] - No. 264 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,509 That dude there, he like, ghosted her. 265 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,121 And so now they're going to like, find out why 266 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,384 and then work it out or something, 267 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,168 or settle it in the cage or something. 268 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,040 - Why didn't you tell me? 269 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,650 Why didn't you like, spend the holidays with me? 270 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,391 I was your girlfriend. 271 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,435 - Boy, she must have done something 272 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,003 really bad for him to ghost her. 273 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,831 - Yeah, she probably like, killed his dog 274 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,312 and slapped his mom and stuff, you know? 275 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,314 And even then though, 276 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:16,056 I still don't think I'd ghost her, Butt-Head. 277 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,797 - [sighs] - Yeah, this better be good. 278 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,711 - This is really embarrassing. 279 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,583 - We got to pay attention. 280 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:25,935 - The real reason I ghosted you, Giovanna, 281 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:29,460 is because you're a sex addict. 282 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,462 - What? 283 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,465 - Uh, what? [chuckles] 284 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:37,686 - Wait, wait, wait a second. Whoa, whoa. [chuckles] 285 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:41,037 You know, it almost sounded like he said 286 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,734 she wants to have sex too much, 287 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,519 and that's why he broke up with her. 288 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:47,130 - Uh, that can't be right. 289 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,392 - Girl, you're like a [bleep] rabbit. 290 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,090 Like, you just [bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep], 291 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,308 [bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep]. 292 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,440 - Wait, he is! He is complaining! 293 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,268 - You're pathetic. - What? 294 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,573 - You're for real pathetic. - He's complaining about that? 295 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,838 - This is the dumbest dude I've ever seen in my life. 296 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,535 - Oh, he's not just dumb, Butt-Head. 297 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,189 [chuckles] 298 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:05,670 He's a lousy son of a bitch! Yeah. 299 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,108 - He sure is. - How dare he! 300 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,980 I mean, some of us, you know, like me, 301 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,287 don't have any sex, ever. 302 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,899 And he's sitting there with his man bun 303 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,901 and complaining about having too much sex? 304 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,947 - Jesus Christ. 305 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,905 - Multiple times a day, every day. 306 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,212 - I don't know what number multiple is, 307 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,040 but it's better than zero. 308 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,346 - Exactly. 309 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,306 - There's starving kids in poor countries, 310 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,786 and they probably get to score, but I don't. 311 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,746 And look at this guy. Who does he think he is? 312 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,879 - For once, I'm not going to say settle down, Beavis. 313 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,185 You're absolutely right. 314 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,100 - I hate him! I hate him, Butt-Head! 315 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,754 [screaming] 316 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,669 [glass shatters] 317 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:48,800 Shut up! - That's right, Beavis. 318 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,281 - Shut up! [screams] 319 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,717 Shut up, you butt monkey! - Kick his ass. 320 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,545 - [screams] 321 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,113 - Lousy son of a bitch. Teach him a lesson. 322 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,985 - [grunting] - There you go. 323 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,464 - You don't want to score? 324 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,075 Well, how about not scoring with some of this? 325 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,990 - Yes. - [grunts] 326 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,650 [sighs] 327 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,957 - That's how you take care of that. 328 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,177 - That'll teach him a lesson. 329 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,529 - [chuckles] That was cool. 330 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,444 - Sorry, sorry. 331 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,141 Yeah, I just really hated him, Butt-Head, you know? 332 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,448 [both chuckle] 333 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:32,627 - We don't have a TV anymore. [chuckles] 334 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,759 - Why not? 335 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,675 Oh, yeah, yeah. 336 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,070 [metallic scraping] [both grunting] 337 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,687 - So let's, like, assemble the bones. 338 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,428 [chuckles] 339 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:55,258 - Um, are there instructions or something? 340 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,478 - I don't see any. 341 00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,306 - They must have fell out of the bag or something. 342 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,395 - We don't need instructions, asswipe. 343 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,615 I know plenty about dinosaurs. 344 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,662 Now, this is an ass bone. [chuckles] 345 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,055 [both chuckle] 346 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,105 - How's it look? [chuckles] 347 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:19,108 - Uh... 348 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,241 pretty realistic. 349 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:25,593 Hmm, it feels like it's missing something though. 350 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,464 - Like what? 351 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,162 - Uh... 352 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,729 oh, yeah. 353 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:34,167 [both chuckling] 354 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,912 I shall call you Bonersaurus. 355 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,697 - The mighty Bonersaurus. 356 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,525 [both chuckling] 357 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,831 - Beavis, it's going to be hard for us 358 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,659 notto make a million dollars. 359 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,660 [chuckles] 360 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,364 - Come see the dinosaur. 361 00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,410 It's a real skeleton of a dinosaur monster. 362 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,195 Yes, sir. [chuckles] 363 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,197 - And then, like, visit the gift shop. 364 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,633 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 365 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,939 We've got a t-shirt that says "Bonersaurus" 366 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,854 and then like, Butt-Head's retainer, 367 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,248 and that's, like, a bra I found in a parking lot once. 368 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,120 - Come see the ancient Bonersaurus. 369 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,730 - Oh, my God. Pull over, pull over. 370 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,123 Look at this. 371 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:17,775 - Step right up. - Hey, you. 372 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,386 - That is too perfect. 373 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,648 - Let's get a picture, 374 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:21,779 and then we'll get the hell out of here. 375 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,520 - Come see the Bonersaurus. 376 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,740 - Come check out our museum that's going to make us rich. 377 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,437 - Did you make this? 378 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:30,919 - Uh, yeah, this is Bonersaurus. 379 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,442 Would you like to see it for $2? 380 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:36,446 - Yes, we'd love to see it. Here you go. 381 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,969 - Welcome to our museum. 382 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,667 Hundreds of years ago, 383 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,322 Bonersaurus walked the land, killing everything in sight, 384 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,976 and scoring with chick dinosaurs. 385 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,892 - Yeah, its name was Bonersaurus, 386 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,199 which means saurus that has a boner. 387 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,723 [chuckles] - And this ends our tour. 388 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,551 Please exit through the gift shop. 389 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:55,900 - And buy some stuff. 390 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,076 [camera shutter clicks] 391 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,207 - I have to post this right now. 392 00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,730 [both chuckling] 393 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,735 - Um, how much money have we made so far, Butt-Head? 394 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,608 - Uh, let's see here. 395 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:11,960 One, two--uh... 396 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:15,572 it's like $100 or, like, a million or something. 397 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,661 - Kickass. 398 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,620 What are you going to buy with your half? 399 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,187 - Half? 400 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,711 Boner-saurus was my idea, Beavis. 401 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,452 - No way. 402 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:28,368 It was my idea, and I built most of it! 403 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,935 - Well, I stuck on the boner. [chuckles] 404 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,894 And that's what everybody's here to see. 405 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,113 - Damn it, Butt-Head. 406 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,592 Now, I'm going to take the boner... 407 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,333 - No, you're not. - And build my own Bonersaurus! 408 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,292 And mine is going to be all boners 409 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,903 with none of that dumb stuff like arms! Yeah. 410 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,513 - Beavis, if you touch my boner, 411 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,950 I swear to God I'm going-- - This boner is mine! 412 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,216 - Beavis, get your damn hands off my boner. 413 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,826 [fist impacting] - Make me! 414 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,654 [both grunting] 415 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,098 [chuckles] 416 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,319 [wind blows softly] 417 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:12,542 I guess the museum's closed, Butt-Head. 418 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:16,024 - The age of the mighty Bonersaurus is over. 419 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,679 Perhaps in a hundred years, people will find these bones 420 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:22,204 and say, "Once long ago, there was a dinosaur 421 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,033 that had a boner or something." 422 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,078 I don't know. [chuckles] 423 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,951 This is stupid. [chuckles] 424 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:33,433 Why did we even do this? 425 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,610 - Makes you think. [chuckles] It really makes you think. 426 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:37,611 [both chuckling] 427 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,308 [dog growling] 428 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:08,729 - Chirp.