1 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:14,000 Hi, tiny. 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,960 I think it's time I told you 3 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,620 How you came into this world. 4 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:18,910 And even though you're way too 5 00:00:18,910 --> 00:00:19,910 Young to hear this, you should 6 00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:20,870 Hear it from me instead of 7 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:22,370 Someone else. 8 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,040 Your mom was once 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,040 The girl next door. 10 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,460 But I love sex, and some 11 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:30,540 People thought it was 12 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,330 A bad thing. 13 00:00:32,910 --> 00:00:34,120 People have called me a slut, 14 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,750 But I have learned that a slut 15 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:36,790 Is just a woman with 16 00:00:36,790 --> 00:00:38,120 The morals of a man. 17 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,960 Good boy! 18 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:42,710 Ah! 19 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,040 Oh... 20 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,750 Aaah! Whoo-hoo! 21 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:49,040 Ha ha ha! 22 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,290 Who's your big mama? 23 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:53,500 You're my big mama. 24 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,660 Now it's your turn. 25 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:57,040 Um, what? 26 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,620 Come here. 27 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:02,410 Daddy, I've been a bad girl. 28 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,910 Excuse me? 29 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:06,540 Spank me. 30 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,290 Okay. 31 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:11,040 Harder. 32 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,000 Most guys can't 33 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,160 Hang with me. 34 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,040 "Most" guys? 35 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,620 I wonder what the record is 36 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,040 For the most times anyone's ever 37 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,330 Had sex in one night? 38 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:28,830 Mmm... 39 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:31,040 I don't know, but... I think 40 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,210 It's safe to say we broke 41 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:35,040 The north American record. 42 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,580 Wouldn't garlic ice cream 43 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,750 Be perfect right now? 44 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,500 Mmm. I could go for 45 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,500 Some corn ice cream. 46 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,330 I think you can mix anything 47 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,460 With ice cream and it'd 48 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,710 Still be good. 49 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:50,910 What about kimchi? 50 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:54,460 That actually sounds yummy. 51 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:56,960 So tell me more about yourself. 52 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,080 What do you do? 53 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,660 Oh... 54 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:03,040 Why don't we just lie here 55 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,710 And think about ice cream? 56 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,040 Wait. 57 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:13,540 Don't move. I want to take 58 00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:15,040 Your picture just like that. 59 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,160 No... 60 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,040 I create one every time 61 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,870 I have sex with someone 62 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:22,870 To remind me where I've been. 63 00:02:22,870 --> 00:02:25,250 Kind of like postcards. 64 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,960 Oh, you. 65 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,790 Hmm. Good morning. 66 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,290 I didn't, uh... 67 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,750 Know you were so into cooking. 68 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,750 I'm not. I'm an eater. 69 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,790 I like looking at the pictures. 70 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:35,750 It's my porn. 71 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,500 I like that. 72 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,160 But you know what? 73 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,250 I'd really like to see your art. 74 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,040 Ah. 75 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,290 He's my supermodel. 76 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:56,250 I can't quite seem to 77 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,960 Get him right, though. 78 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,040 I've been working on him 79 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,790 For a year. 80 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:02,790 Chalamushi. 81 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,750 You didn't think I'd know? 82 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,040 You never struck me 83 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:08,830 As a foodie. 84 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:09,910 Ah. 85 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:45,750 Gabriel? 86 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,370 Hello, Gabriel, are you there? 87 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,960 Hello, Angela. 88 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,580 Oh, thank God. I need you 89 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:51,790 To go to the store right now 90 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:52,460 And buy me three 91 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,830 Home pregnancy tests. 92 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:55,660 Okay, but... 93 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,160 What are they gonna think 94 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,710 If they see me buying 95 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:00,370 A home pregnancy test? 96 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:02,040 Oh, my God, you're gay... 97 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,660 No one's gonna think anything! 98 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:04,410 Okay, okay, okay. 99 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:05,370 Just one last thing 100 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:06,330 I need from you, 101 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:07,660 One last favor. 102 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:09,040 Please? Please! 103 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,040 Okay, I'll be there 104 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,660 In half a minute. 105 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,040 Okay. 106 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,580 Okay, wait. Maybe ten. 107 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:32,330 He's a hottie. 108 00:05:32,330 --> 00:05:34,040 Mister hottie. 109 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,040 Yeah. So, the cute checker 110 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,210 Finally gave me his 111 00:05:38,210 --> 00:05:39,580 Phone number. 112 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:40,660 It's ironic he only talked to me 113 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:42,370 After he thought I was straight. 114 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:44,040 Didn't he think it was a bad 115 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,330 Sign you were buying three 116 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:47,040 Home pregnancy tests? 117 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:47,960 I told him they were 118 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,040 For my mom. 119 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,040 She's a regular at the store. 120 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,500 So, I would not stress. 121 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,000 I'm not stressed. 122 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,120 I know for a fact that 123 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,540 You are not pregnant. 124 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:01,040 Thank God, but how 125 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,330 Would you know that? 126 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:03,660 Well, your horoscope didn't 127 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:04,910 Say anything about surprises 128 00:06:04,910 --> 00:06:06,040 This morning. 129 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,710 Check again. 130 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:11,660 How accurate can 131 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,370 Those things be? 132 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,040 Ninety-nine point eight 133 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,830 Percent of the time. 134 00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:19,750 Have you ever heard 135 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,790 Of the pill? 136 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:23,370 It makes me feel bloated. 137 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:24,580 Oh. And this is so much 138 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:26,040 Better. 139 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,040 You're the one that told me 140 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,580 To relax and have fun. 141 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:29,620 I never told you to have 142 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,750 Unprotected sex. 143 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:39,120 Do you have any idea 144 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,830 Who the daddy could be? 145 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,790 Could be anyone. 146 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:46,160 How many people could you 147 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,290 Have slept with in the last 148 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:48,750 Two months? 149 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,250 Where are your cards? 150 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:56,620 All right. Pick out the people 151 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:57,750 You slept with in the last 152 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,580 Two months. 153 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,960 Damn, girl! 154 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,290 All right. Pick out the people 155 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:10,750 You didn't use protection with. 156 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:18,040 All right, well, that's better. 157 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,040 5-second guy... 158 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,750 Nice-but-boring... 159 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,040 Mystery man... 160 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,870 Oh, and Mr. Hottie. 161 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:28,410 Angela? 162 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:29,960 Ohh! 163 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,500 Angela, open this door! 164 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:34,080 We were supposed to meet 165 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,210 For dinner last night. 166 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:36,040 I don't even want to know 167 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,870 What you were doing instead. 168 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:39,120 So what were you doing? 169 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,250 Where were you? 170 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,040 I thought you said 171 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,080 You don't want to know. 172 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:49,580 Congratulate me! 173 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:51,500 I think I'm pregnant. 174 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,290 Who's the father? 175 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,870 Angela, how can you not know 176 00:07:56,870 --> 00:07:59,040 Who the father is? 177 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,250 I... Know who the father is. 178 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:02,620 Kind of. 179 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,910 Well, what are those? 180 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,540 They're like... 181 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:08,250 Baseball cards. 182 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,080 But so much better. 183 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,040 Angela, I'm really 184 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,830 Disappointed in you. 185 00:08:15,910 --> 00:08:17,830 All right... 186 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,040 Do you want my sisterly advice? 187 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,250 No. 188 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,330 Maybe this is God's way of 189 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:26,160 Saying settle down, grow up, 190 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,250 And be truly happy for once 191 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,620 In your life. 192 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:32,080 You must be joking! 193 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,080 Look, I will go to 194 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,620 The clinic with you. 195 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,160 My irresponsible single mom 196 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,660 Really fucked me up. 197 00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:40,040 Abortion is murder. 198 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,250 Really? 199 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,410 Yeah. 200 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:43,120 Angela cannot take care 201 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,540 Of this baby on her own. 202 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:46,870 Would you stay out of 203 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:48,410 Our family business? 204 00:08:48,410 --> 00:08:51,040 He's right. I can't take 205 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,040 Care of myself, let alone 206 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,040 Another person. 207 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,040 You are not that young 208 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,210 Anymore. 209 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:58,580 And even if you found the right 210 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,330 Guy, it is going to be harder 211 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,120 And harder for you to 212 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,040 Have a baby. 213 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,290 You'd be surprised how hard it 214 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:05,540 Was for me to have the twins 215 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:08,040 Because I waited too long. 216 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,620 Congratulations. 217 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:13,040 You're pregnant. 218 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,500 How long? 219 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,660 Seven weeks. 220 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:16,830 I mean, how much longer 221 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:17,790 Do I have? 222 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,620 Well, it usually takes 223 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:22,040 About 40 weeks, but the baby 224 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,040 Will let you know when 225 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,120 It's ready. 226 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,540 What if I'm not ready? 227 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:26,620 Is there some way to 228 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,540 Slow it down? 229 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:32,040 Would you like to see it? 230 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,040 It looks like a peanut. 231 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:40,620 Okay. 232 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,080 Maybe we can get married. 233 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,040 Ha ha ha! 234 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:43,960 We can raise the kid 235 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,040 Together. 236 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,040 I'd rather die. 237 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,660 It's not you, it's just the idea 238 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:50,750 Of being with you... 239 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,500 Forever. 240 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,540 Anyway, I thought we decided 241 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:54,330 You were gonna get it 242 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:56,040 Taken care of. 243 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,540 I was just thinking 244 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:59,040 Out loud. 245 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,120 Hmm. 246 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,250 What are you doing? 247 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,290 Lawrence from the 248 00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:09,750 Convenience store? 249 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,040 Uh-huh. 250 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,580 I've seen him every day 251 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:13,500 This week. 252 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:14,710 He's young. 253 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:16,500 I know. 254 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,410 Does he know what kind 255 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,290 Of guy you are? 256 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,080 What is that supposed 257 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,210 To mean? 258 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:23,040 Does he know about 259 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,160 All your issues? 260 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,330 Oh, now I have issues? 261 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:26,370 Yeah. 262 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:27,250 Yeah, I told him. 263 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,040 And you're still gonna 264 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,040 Go to Las Vegas with him 265 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,040 And visit your grandparents? 266 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,870 And? 267 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:34,290 He's young and Canadian. 268 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:35,870 He's gonna get the wrong idea. 269 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:38,080 Hey! 270 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,040 Jesus, you already 271 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,040 Sold him to me. 272 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,160 Shut up. 273 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,910 Hey, you. 274 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:45,870 Angela. 275 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:47,040 So you're the one 276 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,830 That makes the cards. 277 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,040 Yeah. 278 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,290 Has Gabriel made one 279 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:53,460 For me yet? 280 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,040 No. 281 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,540 Good. Why don't we 282 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:01,710 Keep it that way? 283 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,960 Okay. 284 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,210 Okay? 285 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,210 Oh, God, I think 286 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:08,500 I'm gonna be sick. 287 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,960 No, seriously. 288 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,750 Oh...! 289 00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:15,000 ♪ Nine-inch remedy ♪ 290 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,750 ♪ I need a nine-inch remedy ♪ 291 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:22,540 ♪ I need a nine-inch remedy ♪ 292 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:27,040 ♪ I need a nine-inch remedy ♪ 293 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:32,910 Hi, Angela. 294 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,040 I didn't know you 295 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,040 Worked here. 296 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:36,830 I'm actually about to 297 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,040 Go on break. 298 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,540 Did you hear that? 299 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,040 Hear what? 300 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:14,620 I... I'm sorry. 301 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,870 I can't. 302 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:32,210 You can't even smoke anymore. 303 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,370 Candy cigs. You want one? 304 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,710 Do I want candy cigs? 305 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:38,620 Uh-huh. 306 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,580 No. 307 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,160 No smoking, no drinking, 308 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,040 No coffee. Getting knocked up 309 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,040 Is the worst std ever. 310 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,040 That guy gave me some coke. 311 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,160 You want some? 312 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,080 What? It's not like 313 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,000 You're gonna keep it. 314 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,370 I'm too old for this. 315 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:57,790 You're not too old. 316 00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,040 I found another white 317 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,750 Pubic hair this morning! 318 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,540 Hello. 319 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:24,040 Is anyone home? 320 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,410 I never quite got 321 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,000 Along with your aunt. 322 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,830 I was the rebel, and she was 323 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,040 The good girl with the perfect 324 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,620 Husband and two kids straight 325 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,580 Out of the gap catalogue. 326 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,040 I wouldn't have admitted it 327 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,000 Then, but part of me wanted 328 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,040 That life. 329 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,250 So, how was your trip, dad? 330 00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:49,040 It was amazing! 331 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,040 Everyone should try peyote 332 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,620 At least once. 333 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,620 It totally frees the mind. 334 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,710 And you know what 335 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,540 We found out? We have 336 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,330 The same animal spirit. 337 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,960 We have wolves watching over us. 338 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:11,210 I'm ready for dessert. 339 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:18,290 Well, I think she's 340 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,000 Handling it pretty good. 341 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,410 Could have been much worse. 342 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,750 Much worse. 343 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:23,540 At least you've turned out 344 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,660 Pretty well. 345 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,540 Thanks, dad. 346 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,040 Did you see how young she is? 347 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,290 I mean, she's younger than us. 348 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,040 It's like dad is dating one of 349 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,960 Our friends' younger sisters. 350 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,160 Good for dad. He deserves 351 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,330 To have a little fun after 352 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:49,540 Everything he's gone through, 353 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,210 Don't you think? 354 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,830 Or maybe not. 355 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:54,370 She seemed a little young. 356 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,040 Let's talk about... You. 357 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,790 How are you doing? 358 00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:58,790 Have you started looking 359 00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,500 For the father yet? 360 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,250 I'm tired. I don't want 361 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,330 To talk about me. 362 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:03,750 Angela, if you are not 363 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,040 Careful, this could be 364 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,410 Your future. 365 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:09,370 Who's your mama?! 366 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,580 Who's your mama?! 367 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,620 Who's your grandmama? 368 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,000 We need to talk. 369 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,290 Sometimes it takes an 370 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,790 Unexpected mistake... 371 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:38,040 I mean miracle... 372 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,580 To wake people up. 373 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:43,040 You're my miracle. 374 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,410 Do you understand what 375 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,870 I'm trying to say? 376 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,370 I should figure out 377 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,620 Who the father is. 378 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,620 You're serious about 379 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,460 Having this baby? 380 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,960 Is that crazy? 381 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,040 You want the truth? 382 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,040 Of course. 383 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,040 It's insane. 384 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,160 Oh! Oh, oh! 385 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,540 Oh! Oh! 386 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,000 You should sell it! 387 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,410 Yeah! People are paying 388 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:10,410 Like $40,000 to adopt babies 389 00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:11,460 From China. 390 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,870 Don't say that. I don't want 391 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:13,830 The baby to hear anything 392 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:14,830 Negative. 393 00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:15,580 You're the one who said you 394 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,710 Didn't want to have kids. 395 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:17,710 Now that it's happening, 396 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,210 I'm gonna go with it. 397 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,040 So shut up and help me 398 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,330 Figure out who the father is. 399 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:26,330 I put my money on 400 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,040 5-second guy. 401 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,500 It's always the quick ones. 402 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:56,500 Come on, you're 403 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,210 Ruining my buzz. 404 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,830 Whoo! 405 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,080 Whoo! 406 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,210 Hey. 407 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,250 Hey. 408 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,410 You look familiar. 409 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,870 Have me ever met before? 410 00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:22,410 You know, if I was as pretty 411 00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:24,040 As you are... 412 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,120 I don't think I'd be here 413 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,580 All alone. 414 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,160 Oh. 415 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,210 I know what you need. 416 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:31,410 Hmm? 417 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:35,040 Ooh. 418 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,290 Okay, close your eyes. 419 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:39,000 Close your eyes, all right? 420 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,040 Now... I'm gonna kiss you. 421 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,870 Okay? 422 00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:44,040 Really? 423 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,040 I'm gonna kiss you, though, 424 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,620 Like I'm going down on you. 425 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,040 Oh... 426 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,040 Mmm... Mmm. 427 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,040 Oh... Mmm... 428 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,120 Well, come on. 429 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,370 Just... just let me... 430 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:02,370 Just let me put it in 431 00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:03,580 And wiggle it around 432 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,040 A little bit, okay? 433 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,620 Okay. I... uh... 434 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:09,040 Unh! Unh! 435 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,040 Unh! Unnhh! Unhh! 436 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,620 Oh... Oh... Oh... 437 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,830 I can go again. 438 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,120 Say "cheese." 439 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,370 And you want to see him 440 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,660 Again because? 441 00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,870 He could be the father. 442 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:37,410 Okay. 443 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,540 Will you cover for me? 444 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,460 Uh-huh. 445 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,040 Thanks. 446 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,040 Crazy. 447 00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,460 Hi. 448 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:56,660 Hey. 449 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,160 Um, have you seen this guy 450 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,160 Around here? 451 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,160 Oh, yeah. 452 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,870 Isn't this senor quickie? 453 00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,370 Yep. I know him. 454 00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:09,040 Mr. Minute man. 455 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,370 Comes in here all the time. 456 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:11,580 Mr. Oops. 457 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,410 Mr. Premature ejaculator. 458 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,660 Look, if you're gonna 459 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,040 Shoot him, can we watch? 460 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,500 In fact, you can have him. 461 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,500 I'll give you his address. 462 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,910 He knock you up too? 463 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:45,040 I swear, my brother could 464 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,960 Impregnate by sight. 465 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:47,870 He had the strongest 466 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,040 Little swimmers. 467 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,160 Come on in. 468 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:04,040 He died a couple of days ago. 469 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,660 Suicide. Drug overdose. 470 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:08,290 No one knows for sure. 471 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,290 I'm... 472 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,040 Oh, don't be sorry. 473 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,080 He was a jackal. 474 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,000 Are they all... 475 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,830 Mm-hmm. He was a regular 476 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:20,040 Johnny bastard seed. 477 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,460 How do they all know 478 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,580 That he's... The... 479 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,410 You don't know who 480 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:27,960 The father is, do you? 481 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:30,750 I know who the father is. 482 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,750 Marissa? Your phone. 483 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,790 Excuse me. 484 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,710 Okay, okay, okay. 485 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,160 I know it's extremely 486 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,540 Disrespectful... 487 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,410 But I had to know. 488 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:58,370 I don't know 489 00:20:58,370 --> 00:21:00,330 What the big deal is. 490 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,870 It was just a bee-Jay. 491 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,250 I hope I'm just not 492 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,160 Some fuck-buddy to you. 493 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,460 No, that's... 494 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:12,410 That's not what I meant. 495 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,210 Then why don't you say 496 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,250 What you mean? 497 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,040 It's not a big deal. 498 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,120 You know, I really liked you. 499 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:21,830 But you're just some 500 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:23,540 Gay cliche. 501 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,500 No, look. I just... 502 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:44,830 Why is that you don't know 503 00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:46,120 What you have until he yells 504 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,120 At you and swears he never 505 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,040 Wants to see you again? 506 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,000 There's a lot of fish 507 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 In the sea. 508 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:51,750 But he's the only one 509 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,210 I want to mount now. 510 00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:54,250 You do realize you always 511 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,250 Liked him but were too afraid 512 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,250 To admit it yourself? 513 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,290 Why didn't you say 514 00:21:58,290 --> 00:21:59,370 Anything to me? 515 00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:01,410 I did. 516 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:06,750 I have an idea. 517 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,960 Let's get out of here. 518 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:27,790 You don't even know 519 00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:29,580 Who the father is yet. 520 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:30,540 If I plan it, 521 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:32,120 The groom will come. 522 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,710 You're completely insane. 523 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:39,040 Hey... 524 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,330 Can I plan my wedding too? 525 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:45,000 Why not? Let's do it. 526 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,790 Right? 527 00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:47,370 Okay. 528 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,040 How do I look? 529 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,500 Tell me the truth. 530 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,710 You look... 531 00:22:53,710 --> 00:22:55,040 Better than me. 532 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,000 Ha ha ha ha! 533 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,250 I know. 534 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,290 And the tiara's 535 00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:01,330 A nice touch. 536 00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:02,500 I know, right? 537 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,790 It's cute. 538 00:23:04,790 --> 00:23:05,370 Does he look 539 00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:07,000 Familiar? 540 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,540 What about him? 541 00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:11,040 Hello, baby. 542 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,040 No? 543 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,290 Please tell me 544 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:16,960 It's not this guy. 545 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,040 Not familiar? 546 00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:23,580 Honesty is the key 547 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:26,330 To all relationships. 548 00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:27,460 But if you can fake it, 549 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:30,040 You're in. 550 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,330 Nobody dies a virgin. 551 00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:35,040 Life screws us all. 552 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,210 So, what do I do 553 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:38,290 About Lawrence? 554 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:40,040 Men are like roses... 555 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,370 Watch out for the pricks. 556 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:43,160 Where are you getting 557 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,500 These one-liners from anyways? 558 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,040 The Internet? 559 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,910 How'd you know? 560 00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:49,040 What?! You finally learned 561 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,040 How to use the Internet, dad? 562 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,040 Becky taught me. 563 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,500 You're like the dog carrying 564 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,040 The bone over the bridge. 565 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,080 As he was crossing the bridge, 566 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,250 He saw this reflection. 567 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,620 He thought it was another dog 568 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,580 With a bone. 569 00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:06,120 So he reached for the other 570 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,710 Bone. He lost both bones. 571 00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:11,660 You're the dog, 572 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:14,040 Lawrence is the bone. 573 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,710 Okay, so what do I do? 574 00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:18,040 You jump in and fetch 575 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,120 The bone. 576 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,040 But what if the bone 577 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,080 Doesn't want to be found? 578 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,460 You keep looking. 579 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:25,120 A good bone is hard to find. 580 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,410 Ha ha ha ha! 581 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,040 You should put that 582 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,500 On a fortune cookie! 583 00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:38,580 I want you 584 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:40,960 To know I've changed. 585 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,040 I'm gonna be a different 586 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,290 Person now, okay? 587 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:48,460 You need some serious help. 588 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:50,410 She can hear you. 589 00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:56,160 Go away from the light! 590 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,460 Weirdo. 591 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:02,790 All right, who's next? 592 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:04,120 Mystery man. 593 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,460 Hmm. 594 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,250 You know, the one 595 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,500 I keep hooking up with. 596 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:08,790 Yes. 597 00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:10,910 Mm-hmm. Hot. 598 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,040 Mm-hmm. 599 00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:26,040 Oh. 600 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,660 Okay, hot or not? 601 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,960 Hot. 602 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,250 Yeah, definitely. 603 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,160 But more importantly, 604 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,580 Gay or straight? 605 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:34,160 Straight. 606 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,790 How do you know? 607 00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:36,960 My straight-dar 608 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,080 Is tingling. 609 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,830 Hmm. 610 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,040 See? I told you. 611 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,290 And there it is. 612 00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:52,540 All right, off you go, girl. 613 00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:53,710 Shoot for happy days to make 614 00:25:53,710 --> 00:25:54,750 For happy nights. 615 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:56,710 Oh! Okay. 616 00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:57,790 Good one. 617 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,040 It's supposed to be a girl 618 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,370 And her dog at the park. 619 00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:11,830 What does it look like to you? 620 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:13,910 I see courage. 621 00:26:13,910 --> 00:26:15,460 Those lines are painted with 622 00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:18,540 Such aggressive intention, 623 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:19,960 It makes me think the artist 624 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,040 Doesn't care what you think 625 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,210 About her. 626 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:24,040 You're on crack. 627 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,830 Honesty. Nice. 628 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,080 Honest Angela. 629 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,790 Crackhead Jefferson. 630 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,250 Nice to meet you. 631 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,830 Nice to meet you, too. 632 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,710 Do you want to come? 633 00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:39,410 No. Do you? 634 00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:40,210 Just pull out 635 00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:42,040 Before you come. 636 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,040 Sorry. 637 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,040 I need your signature here. 638 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,870 Yeah. Okay. 639 00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:08,000 Hey, don't forget, we have 640 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Dinner with the kengs 641 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,250 At six-thirty tonight. 642 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,960 Okay, great. Thanks. 643 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,620 Okay, so... 644 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:15,960 Hey, do you have a minute? 645 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,540 Yeah. What's up? 646 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,080 Um... 647 00:27:21,410 --> 00:27:22,500 I was thinking... 648 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,790 Hold on. 649 00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:26,370 Hi. 650 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:29,040 No, of course I have a second. 651 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,830 What are you doing? 652 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:33,540 Unbelievable. 653 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,370 What are you doing tonight? 654 00:27:37,370 --> 00:27:39,040 Well, I'm hanging out 655 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,660 With you. 656 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,500 Okay, then. I'll call you later. 657 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,330 Bye. 658 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,960 Okay. 659 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,660 The mayor cancelled. 660 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:51,160 His mom had a heart attack. 661 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,040 Why are you smiling? 662 00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,710 Could you do me a favor? 663 00:28:28,330 --> 00:28:30,040 We're closed. 664 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,120 I'm kidding. 665 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:45,540 Chalamushi. 666 00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:49,160 Because flowers are so cliche. 667 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,710 I had them close for us tonight. 668 00:28:53,710 --> 00:28:55,580 I know the owner. 669 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:58,210 He let me use the kitchen. 670 00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:00,910 And I thought... 671 00:29:00,910 --> 00:29:02,040 The real thing would 672 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,290 Inspire you. 673 00:29:04,290 --> 00:29:06,080 Who are you? 674 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,040 What exactly do you do, 675 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,410 Mr. Lee? 676 00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:10,250 He's running for 677 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,500 City council. 678 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,000 Thanks. 679 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,080 Why didn't you tell me 680 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,790 You were a politician? 681 00:29:15,790 --> 00:29:17,080 I liked the fact 682 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,960 That you didn't know. 683 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,040 Thank you. 684 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,160 You really made all this 685 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,250 For me? 686 00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:26,910 It was nothin'. 687 00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:29,830 Don't be Asian. 688 00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,250 So... 689 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:33,000 How long you been drawing? 690 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,580 Oh, my life is boring. 691 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:36,830 Let's talk about you. 692 00:29:36,830 --> 00:29:38,290 How does it feel to be 693 00:29:38,290 --> 00:29:40,040 A big-time politician? 694 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,210 Well, I'm not a big-time 695 00:29:41,210 --> 00:29:42,410 Politician. 696 00:29:42,410 --> 00:29:43,830 I'd vote for you. 697 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:45,040 Really? You don't even know 698 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,660 What I stand for. 699 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,750 Okay, Hitler: Bad or good? 700 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,040 Bad. 701 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,790 See? I'd vote for you 702 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,710 Already. 703 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,160 Okay. Family values 704 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,620 Are important to me. 705 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:57,790 I'm pro-business... 706 00:29:57,790 --> 00:29:58,540 Okay, maybe I wouldn't 707 00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,750 Vote for you after all. 708 00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:01,040 But my sister would. 709 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,460 Really? What's she 710 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:03,580 Doing right now? 711 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:04,500 She sounds like 712 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,710 The better sibling. 713 00:30:06,710 --> 00:30:08,040 I'm just kidding. 714 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,120 Ha ha. You're funny. 715 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,040 That's a good thing. I didn't 716 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,040 Think conservatives had 717 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,040 A sense of humor. 718 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,710 Wow. 719 00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:15,710 Okay, where do you see 720 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,290 Yourself in five years? 721 00:30:18,290 --> 00:30:19,580 What is this, 722 00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:21,210 A job interview? 723 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,040 I'm just curious. 724 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,410 I see myself running for 725 00:30:24,410 --> 00:30:26,040 The State Senate, 726 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,080 And I'd be married, 727 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,000 With two kids. 728 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,330 And we'd have a big house 729 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:32,040 With a big yard, 730 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,460 A dog and an s.U.V. 731 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,330 What about you? Where do you 732 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:39,830 See yourself in five years? 733 00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:42,460 I like your answer. 734 00:30:49,870 --> 00:30:51,160 Garlic ice cream, 735 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,040 Corn ice cream, 736 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,210 And kimchi ice cream. 737 00:30:56,210 --> 00:30:58,040 How about, um, we just 738 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,910 Go back to my place? 739 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,000 What if I don't tell him 740 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,210 I'm pregnant right away? 741 00:31:55,210 --> 00:31:56,710 Get him to fall in love with me 742 00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:58,040 And convince him he's the 743 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,660 Baby's dad. 744 00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:00,710 What if the baby doesn't 745 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,040 Look anything like him? 746 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,120 You're missing the point. 747 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,040 He likes me, and I like him. 748 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,870 Hey! If you two 749 00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:09,370 Slowpokes keep talkin', 750 00:32:09,370 --> 00:32:11,660 You'll never keep up with us! 751 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:14,040 Honey, he's gonna find out. 752 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,580 You have a better plan? 753 00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:18,040 No. And what do I know? 754 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,960 Lawrence still hasn't called me. 755 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,250 You're pathetic. 756 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,460 Can I tell you something? 757 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:26,040 You promise you won't laugh? 758 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,040 You know I can't 759 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,830 Promise you that. 760 00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:32,040 I'm, uh... 761 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,330 Thinking about re-virginizing. 762 00:32:34,330 --> 00:32:36,040 And I want you to do it with me. 763 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,750 I found a group that'll 764 00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:40,330 Help us start over. 765 00:32:40,330 --> 00:32:41,910 We can wear white to 766 00:32:41,910 --> 00:32:44,040 Our wedding. 767 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,620 And it'll mean something. 768 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:50,040 Virgins are happier, 769 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,790 Healthier, and more intelligent 770 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,120 Than those who engage in 771 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,040 Pre-marital sexual intercourse. 772 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,250 But more importantly, the 773 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:05,460 Fornicators will go to hell... 774 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:07,460 While the righteous virgins 775 00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:10,410 Live eternally in heaven. 776 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:12,120 This is weird. 777 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,370 Who wants to go to hell? 778 00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:16,040 Hell, no! 779 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,540 Uh, hell, no. 780 00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:18,540 Please raise your right hand 781 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,210 And repeat after me. 782 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:23,160 I swear that I will no longer 783 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,500 Engage... 784 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,040 I swear that 785 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,210 I will no longer engage... 786 00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:29,910 In deviant bodily 787 00:33:29,910 --> 00:33:32,000 Temptations of any kind... 788 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,790 In deviant bodily 789 00:33:33,790 --> 00:33:36,370 Temptations of any kind... 790 00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:38,040 Until I get married. 791 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,660 Until I get married. 792 00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:43,040 That means even 793 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,710 Sinful self-pleasure. 794 00:33:46,710 --> 00:33:47,750 Now, if everyone can stand 795 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,870 In line... 796 00:33:49,870 --> 00:33:51,620 That's it? 797 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,290 Oh! 798 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,000 Okay, so, we just have to get 799 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,620 Cleansed and sign the virginity 800 00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:09,290 Pledge and not engage in any 801 00:34:09,290 --> 00:34:11,330 Sex, and we get our purity back. 802 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,460 This is easier than 803 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,410 Getting a driver's license. 804 00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:16,290 Really? 805 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,040 Do you think dad 806 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,830 Is losing his mind? 807 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:25,500 He seems happy. 808 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,580 How can you say that? 809 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:28,040 He's miserable! 810 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,040 That is exactly why 811 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,790 He's acting like you. 812 00:34:30,790 --> 00:34:31,580 You know, it is time that 813 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:33,960 You both learn to settle down 814 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,120 And take a deep breath, 815 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,330 You know? 816 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,120 I'm already searching 817 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,500 For the father, and I really 818 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,040 Like one of them. 819 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,250 Marry him! 820 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,660 I'm working on it. 821 00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:46,870 What's his name? 822 00:34:46,870 --> 00:34:48,250 Jefferson Lee. 823 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,370 Like the guy running 824 00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:50,960 For city council? 825 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,870 I see his signs everywhere. 826 00:34:59,910 --> 00:35:01,250 Flour... 827 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:04,040 Put your hand on the corner... 828 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,500 Okay. Move it forward... 829 00:35:34,910 --> 00:35:35,960 You know, you really should 830 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,040 Show your art. 831 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:38,960 Who wants to look 832 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,120 At crayon food? 833 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,620 Trust yourself. 834 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,580 He thought I could sell them. 835 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,790 I know. What do you think 836 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:50,460 I've been saying this 837 00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:52,290 Whole time? 838 00:35:52,290 --> 00:35:54,080 You should get rid of 839 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,040 These pledges. 840 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,370 It's kind of creepy. 841 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:57,830 Oh, that reminds me. 842 00:35:57,830 --> 00:36:00,660 I got you a gift. 843 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,910 Look, we can be twins. 844 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:04,580 Thanks. 845 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:06,960 So ungrateful. 846 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:14,210 The wedding planner! 847 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:15,620 Here you go. 848 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,910 Thank you. 849 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:18,580 You're welcome. 850 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:19,910 So... 851 00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:21,620 When do you two plan on 852 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,210 Getting married? 853 00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:27,210 Uh, no. Ha ha! 854 00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:29,710 Who's the lucky one, then? 855 00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:32,000 Uh... 856 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,580 You're both getting married? 857 00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:34,710 Yeah. 858 00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:36,040 To different people? 859 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,960 Yeah. 860 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,080 But they don't know it yet. 861 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,580 Right. 862 00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:42,660 See, if we plan it, 863 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,000 They will come. 864 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,250 Yeah. 865 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:46,500 So, do you think we can 866 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,540 Get a 2-for-1 discount? 867 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,660 Well, the meeting went well. 868 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,250 She looked at us like 869 00:36:58,250 --> 00:36:59,790 We were gonna kill her and put 870 00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:01,830 Her head in the freezer. 871 00:37:01,830 --> 00:37:03,040 Until we gave her 872 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,540 The cash deposit. 873 00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:06,040 Ha ha ha ha! 874 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,910 Ha ha ha ha ha! 875 00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:10,620 You're drunk! 876 00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:15,040 Oh... 877 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,040 Oh, maybe I should 878 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,250 Call Lawrence. 879 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:19,040 Unh-unh. Drunk dialing 880 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,540 Is so unattractive. 881 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,040 No. 882 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,710 Come on. Go to bed. 883 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,370 Upsy-Daisy. 884 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,000 That's disturbing. 885 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,040 Don't tell me you're 886 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,250 Stalking him now. 887 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,040 Everybody has a stalker 888 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,040 Nowadays. 889 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,580 I don't have a stalker. 890 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:43,750 That's 'cause you are 891 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,000 The stalker. 892 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,500 I'm not stalking him. 893 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,080 Okay. 894 00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:50,580 When's the last time 895 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,870 You went out? 896 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,040 I just don't feel like it 897 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,620 Anymore. 898 00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:56,960 You need to go out 899 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,000 And have some fun. 900 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,620 Fun? 901 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:02,040 How am I supposed to 902 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,460 Have any fun? 903 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:08,830 No, no, no, don't, don't. 904 00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:13,960 What is it about him? 905 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:17,710 He makes me want to be 906 00:38:17,710 --> 00:38:19,660 A better guy. 907 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,580 Hey. 908 00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:34,370 Hi. 909 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:37,960 Gabriel's a good guy. 910 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,040 He's a little slutty, but 911 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,660 Slutty's better than insane, 912 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:42,080 Right? 913 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,040 A dollar five. 914 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,040 At least he doesn't 915 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,290 Hear voices. I dated 916 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:47,330 A couple of guys who 917 00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:48,410 Heard voices, one who 918 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,120 Even heard God. 919 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,500 It was good to see you. 920 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,960 Look, he's sorry. 921 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,290 Absolutely repentant. 922 00:39:15,290 --> 00:39:17,250 Seventy-five cents. 923 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:18,370 For whatever it's worth, 924 00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:19,410 I've never seen him this 925 00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:21,410 Pathetic before. 926 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,460 Next. 927 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,000 Hi. 928 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,460 A pack of cigarettes. 929 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:31,580 Four ninety. 930 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,120 He even became 931 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,040 A born-again virgin for you! 932 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,290 That's just... Weird. 933 00:39:38,290 --> 00:39:39,410 People do the weirdest things 934 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,040 When they're in love. 935 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,870 I've known Gabriel forever. 936 00:39:42,870 --> 00:39:43,910 I've never seen him 937 00:39:43,910 --> 00:39:46,540 Like this before. 938 00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:48,040 I'm gonna do it! 939 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,330 Don't try and stop me! 940 00:39:54,330 --> 00:39:56,040 He hates my guts. 941 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,040 Maybe if you just apologize 942 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,210 To him he'll take you back. 943 00:40:01,830 --> 00:40:03,040 Really? 944 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,040 What would I say? 945 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,330 How about that you're sorry 946 00:40:07,330 --> 00:40:09,660 And that you're an asshole? 947 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:11,040 Yeah, that's good. 948 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,960 I need to write that down. 949 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:14,960 Hey, I thought you were gonna 950 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,080 Get mystery man to fall in love 951 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,040 With you and convince him 952 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,290 It's his kid. 953 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:19,620 I was joking. 954 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:20,790 Uh, no you weren't. 955 00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:21,910 I need to figure out who the 956 00:40:21,910 --> 00:40:23,290 Father is no matter what. 957 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,290 Oh, really? 'Cause I have 958 00:40:24,290 --> 00:40:26,040 An idea. Why don't we just, um, 959 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,790 Eenie-meenie-minee-mo, catch 960 00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:29,410 A baby daddy by the toe. 961 00:40:29,410 --> 00:40:30,750 Here he is. Here's the daddy. 962 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,830 Can we talk about me now? 963 00:40:40,830 --> 00:40:42,040 Huge! 964 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:47,870 So my sister tells me 965 00:40:47,870 --> 00:40:49,960 You sell boxes. 966 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,500 Uh... 967 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,040 Um... 968 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,660 Yeah, i... 969 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,910 I'm just... 970 00:41:00,910 --> 00:41:03,210 Relax. I don't bite. 971 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:04,710 Well, there was that one guy. 972 00:41:04,710 --> 00:41:06,080 Never mind. 973 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,500 Um... 974 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,500 I'm just, uh... 975 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,710 I'm not used to dating 976 00:41:14,710 --> 00:41:17,330 Beautiful girls like you. 977 00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:19,580 You're nice. 978 00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:21,790 Yeah, that's what girls say 979 00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:24,040 When they don't like someone. 980 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,040 Which is fine, i... 981 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,500 Let's just bypass all the 982 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,000 Drama that comes with dating, 983 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,040 Okay? And just be friends? 984 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:38,330 Well, um, so long. 985 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,080 It was nice meeting you. 986 00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:54,660 Uh, I thought we were 987 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,080 Just friends. 988 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,040 Haven't you heard of fwb? 989 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,080 Uh, no. 990 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,660 Friends with benefits. 991 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,080 Oh, my God! You're hung 992 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,580 Like a dinosaur! 993 00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,250 Yeah. 994 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,410 Wow! Wow! 995 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,410 Ohh! Wow! 996 00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:22,040 Oh, no! Oh, no! 997 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,750 Oh no what? 998 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:27,250 Uh, I think the condom broke. 999 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,040 So, I asked you to come today 1000 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,540 Because... I'm pregnant, 1001 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:41,580 And you might be the father. 1002 00:42:45,580 --> 00:42:46,870 Pregnant? 1003 00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:50,370 I'm gonna be a father! 1004 00:42:50,370 --> 00:42:52,040 Ha ha! I'm gonna be 1005 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,040 A father! 1006 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,290 I'm gonna be a father! 1007 00:42:57,290 --> 00:42:58,410 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1008 00:42:58,410 --> 00:42:59,910 It's not for sure though. 1009 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,330 No, it's for sure. 1010 00:43:01,330 --> 00:43:02,080 How do you know 1011 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,160 It's for sure? 1012 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,080 Because you're the only one 1013 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,000 I've been with. 1014 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,580 Ha ha ha! 1015 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:08,870 I'm gonna be a father! 1016 00:43:08,870 --> 00:43:10,040 I told you that already. Sorry. 1017 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,120 I love you! 1018 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,580 Sorry, i... I'm sorry. 1019 00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:17,040 I do, but I shouldn't have... 1020 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:17,870 No, I should have. 1021 00:43:17,870 --> 00:43:18,750 I love you. I love you. 1022 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:21,040 I do. I love you. 1023 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:21,960 ♪ Taking a trip ♪ 1024 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,410 ♪ To forget where I live ♪ 1025 00:43:23,410 --> 00:43:26,960 ♪ Off the Avenue ♪ 1026 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,660 ♪ And I wanna go ♪ 1027 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,290 ♪ Where the people... ♪ 1028 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,540 Hey. 1029 00:43:53,540 --> 00:43:54,210 I thought you were 1030 00:43:54,210 --> 00:43:55,040 In Sacramento. 1031 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,000 Ah, you know, 1032 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,750 I came back early. 1033 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:58,250 Wanted to see you. 1034 00:43:58,250 --> 00:43:59,790 Oh... 1035 00:44:01,710 --> 00:44:03,040 Hey. Let's get 1036 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,250 Some ice cream. 1037 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,460 Oh, my God! What are you, 1038 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,870 Twelve? Ice cream? 1039 00:44:06,870 --> 00:44:08,870 Get a room! Ohh! 1040 00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:10,330 Ohh! 1041 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,620 Smile. Stand up straight. 1042 00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:24,250 Hi. 1043 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:26,960 I, uh, I feel badly about 1044 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,750 The way it ended. 1045 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:31,250 Those are nice flowers. 1046 00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:33,290 They're for a nice guy. 1047 00:44:33,290 --> 00:44:35,500 Take them. 1048 00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:38,750 That's so romantic. 1049 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:41,790 They'll make you feel better. 1050 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,040 You know, you're right. 1051 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:54,210 I feel much better now. 1052 00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:58,210 Oh, um... 1053 00:44:58,210 --> 00:45:00,370 I, uh, 1054 00:45:00,370 --> 00:45:02,040 I wanted to apologize, 1055 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,460 And I wanted to tell you that 1056 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:06,910 I'm an asshole... 1057 00:45:06,910 --> 00:45:08,620 And, uh, I won't drop 1058 00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:09,960 The bone again. 1059 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,370 The bone? What are you 1060 00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:12,370 Talking about? 1061 00:45:12,370 --> 00:45:13,870 What?! 1062 00:45:13,870 --> 00:45:15,330 Is Angela out there? 1063 00:45:15,330 --> 00:45:18,210 Um... For moral support. 1064 00:45:18,210 --> 00:45:20,120 Look, can I come in? 1065 00:45:24,210 --> 00:45:25,750 Nod your head if someone 1066 00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:27,620 Else is in there. 1067 00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:31,290 Nod again if he's more 1068 00:45:31,290 --> 00:45:33,660 Fabulous than me. 1069 00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:36,910 Nod if he's way more 1070 00:45:36,910 --> 00:45:38,210 Fabulous than me. 1071 00:45:38,210 --> 00:45:39,120 Gabriel, 1072 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,250 We should get going. 1073 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:42,330 It was good to see you 1074 00:45:42,330 --> 00:45:43,750 Again, Lawrence. 1075 00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:45,500 This way. Come on. 1076 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:49,410 Why aren't you working on 1077 00:45:49,410 --> 00:45:51,250 Your invitation list? 1078 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,290 There's no point. 1079 00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:58,250 Suit yourself. 1080 00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,620 Do you really believe 1081 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:01,290 He's gonna marry you? 1082 00:46:01,290 --> 00:46:02,830 I do. 1083 00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:03,710 Does he know about 1084 00:46:03,710 --> 00:46:05,080 Your condition? 1085 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,410 Not yet. 1086 00:46:06,410 --> 00:46:07,330 I hope you're planning on 1087 00:46:07,330 --> 00:46:08,540 Telling him soon. 1088 00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:09,960 I am. 1089 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,040 I am. 1090 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:12,830 You don't even know 1091 00:46:12,830 --> 00:46:14,040 Anything about this guy. 1092 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,040 I googled him and 1093 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,370 Nothing too bad came up. 1094 00:46:16,370 --> 00:46:17,830 You know he's a republican, 1095 00:46:17,830 --> 00:46:19,660 Right? 1096 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:21,000 No one's perfect. 1097 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,500 They hate gay people. 1098 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:23,830 There are gay Republicans, 1099 00:46:23,830 --> 00:46:25,040 Too. 1100 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:25,830 All right, what's his 1101 00:46:25,830 --> 00:46:26,960 Favorite color, then? 1102 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,330 I've been in a relationship 1103 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:30,040 For years and not known that. 1104 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,250 You're just jealous. 1105 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,040 I found my man. I know what 1106 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,080 His favorite color is. 1107 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,500 It's orange. 1108 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,040 Do you know Fred's 1109 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,040 Favorite color? 1110 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,330 Blue. 1111 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:48,790 She's... Tiny. 1112 00:46:48,790 --> 00:46:51,040 It's a he. 1113 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,040 Do you have a name 1114 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,120 Picked out already? 1115 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,160 Tiny. 1116 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,870 She's kidding. 1117 00:46:58,870 --> 00:47:00,410 You're kidding. 1118 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,330 The best thing about being 1119 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,040 Pregnant is that it's an excuse 1120 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:18,040 To buy a whole new wardrobe. 1121 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,410 You don't have to do this. 1122 00:47:19,410 --> 00:47:20,710 This is already the happiest 1123 00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:22,710 Day of my life. 1124 00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:25,660 Listen to me. 1125 00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:28,250 Get married to Carlton. 1126 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,540 Carlton? 1127 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:31,460 Isn't that why you 1128 00:47:31,460 --> 00:47:33,410 Brought him along? 1129 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,040 No! 1130 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,870 He's my newest stalker. 1131 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,000 Well, look, it doesn't matter 1132 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,040 If he's the father or not. 1133 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,830 Desperate times call 1134 00:47:48,830 --> 00:47:51,120 For desperate measures. 1135 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,500 Can I borrow a quarter? 1136 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,040 What are you doing? 1137 00:48:23,290 --> 00:48:24,710 Mmm. 1138 00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:28,120 You really should have 1139 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,580 Been a chef. 1140 00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:31,960 Hmm. 1141 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,160 How'd you get in politics? 1142 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,120 Ah, well, my father 1143 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,040 Was a politician. 1144 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,040 And his father before him. 1145 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,080 And his father. 1146 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,040 Was in politics? 1147 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,750 Do you even like it? 1148 00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,160 You should quit. 1149 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,290 I could see you on 1150 00:48:54,290 --> 00:48:56,410 Iron chef America. 1151 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,330 It's not that easy. 1152 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,040 Can I ask you some questions? 1153 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,040 Only if it's not about 1154 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,040 My choice of careers. 1155 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,210 What's your favorite color? 1156 00:49:16,210 --> 00:49:18,040 Green. 1157 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,210 Mine is red. 1158 00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:21,460 If you get to an intersection 1159 00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:22,330 And you don't know which way 1160 00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:24,040 To turn, do you go left 1161 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,580 Or right? 1162 00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:28,250 Left. Is that 1163 00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:30,040 The right answer? 1164 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,210 I would go left, too. 1165 00:49:32,210 --> 00:49:33,250 How many more questions 1166 00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,040 Do you have? 1167 00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:39,080 One more question. 1168 00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:42,290 What if I told you 1169 00:49:42,290 --> 00:49:44,160 I was pregnant? 1170 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,250 Would you make an honest 1171 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:47,960 Woman out of me? 1172 00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:58,080 I thought you'd be happy. 1173 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,040 I am. 1174 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:05,750 So... 1175 00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:08,660 Is that a yes? 1176 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,960 I'm already engaged. 1177 00:50:24,830 --> 00:50:26,080 Go. 1178 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,370 Okay, look, Angela... 1179 00:50:30,370 --> 00:50:32,370 Go! 1180 00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:55,830 I can't believe he wouldn't 1181 00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:59,120 Tell me something like that. 1182 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,460 Weren't you kind of keeping 1183 00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:02,040 Something important from him, 1184 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,710 Too? 1185 00:51:03,710 --> 00:51:06,000 I'm just sayin'. 1186 00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:11,790 What am I gonna do now? 1187 00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:16,910 Fuck it. I'll marry you. 1188 00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:18,870 We can be virginal and married. 1189 00:51:18,870 --> 00:51:20,040 That oughta make us eligible 1190 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,040 For sainthood. 1191 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,120 What about your 1192 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,710 Commitment issues? 1193 00:51:24,710 --> 00:51:25,540 We bicker all the time 1194 00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:26,410 Anyway. We're practically 1195 00:51:26,410 --> 00:51:28,960 Married already. 1196 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,080 That is true. 1197 00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:34,620 I'm kinda cute. 1198 00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:36,580 You're very cute. 1199 00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:39,500 In fact, you're very hot. 1200 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,040 It's gonna be all right. 1201 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,500 Promise? 1202 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,210 Yep. We'll figure it out. 1203 00:51:44,210 --> 00:51:46,210 Okay. 1204 00:51:46,210 --> 00:51:48,080 I hear you got dumped. 1205 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,040 No more Internet advice. 1206 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,040 I'm not in the mood. 1207 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,710 Well, it wouldn't have 1208 00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:55,080 Worked out anyway. 1209 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,040 What's that supposed 1210 00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,120 To mean? 1211 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,080 I'm tired of seeing you get 1212 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,370 Into these relationships and 1213 00:51:59,370 --> 00:52:01,040 Watching them all end 1214 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,910 The same way. 1215 00:52:03,910 --> 00:52:06,040 And how long have you known him? 1216 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,250 Almost four months. 1217 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,500 You can't expect to 1218 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:11,460 Know someone that soon. 1219 00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:13,120 You'll meet someone else. 1220 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,500 Easy for you to say. 1221 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,620 You're young. 1222 00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:18,040 What's the rush? 1223 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,790 I'm ready to share my life 1224 00:52:19,790 --> 00:52:22,040 With somebody. 1225 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,040 And someday you'll meet 1226 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,460 Someone who'll make you... 1227 00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:28,040 I can't wait that long. 1228 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,870 Why? 1229 00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:32,870 Because I'm pregnant. 1230 00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:35,330 Is he the father? 1231 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,290 Can you help me? 1232 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,710 Lord. 1233 00:52:53,620 --> 00:52:55,040 You think I'm fat, huh? 1234 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,870 I didn't say anything. 1235 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,080 God, who's gonna want to 1236 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,330 Marry a whale? 1237 00:53:05,330 --> 00:53:07,040 It's gonna be okay. 1238 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,040 Get away from me! 1239 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,830 I'm sorry. 1240 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,040 Say something. 1241 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:18,870 You look like 1242 00:53:18,870 --> 00:53:20,710 One of those cute whales... 1243 00:53:20,710 --> 00:53:23,040 From seaworld. 1244 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,040 Let me get a look at you. 1245 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,040 Oh, God. 1246 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,870 What the hell is that? 1247 00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:40,620 Nice-but-boring guy. 1248 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,500 He turned into stalker guy 1249 00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:43,580 Ever since I told him he could 1250 00:53:43,580 --> 00:53:45,460 Be tiny's dad. 1251 00:53:45,460 --> 00:53:47,040 Mm-mm-mm. 1252 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,410 Baby papa drama. 1253 00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:52,410 Don't change yet. 1254 00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:53,660 Why? 1255 00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:56,040 Trust me. 1256 00:53:58,910 --> 00:54:00,040 Hey. 1257 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,460 Is that for you? 1258 00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:04,410 Don't ask. 1259 00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:05,750 Hey. 1260 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:08,040 You look beautiful. 1261 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,830 I invited him. 1262 00:54:17,830 --> 00:54:18,790 Thought he should see you 1263 00:54:18,790 --> 00:54:19,540 Before you're forced 1264 00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:21,210 To marry me. 1265 00:54:21,210 --> 00:54:22,910 This was a mistake. 1266 00:54:22,910 --> 00:54:23,500 No. 1267 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,040 If abba can get back together, 1268 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,750 I'm sure you two can work out 1269 00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:28,040 Your differences. 1270 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,830 Abba never got back together. 1271 00:54:30,830 --> 00:54:32,870 Hey. 1272 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,870 Look, I messed up... 1273 00:54:37,870 --> 00:54:40,040 And I'm sorry. 1274 00:54:41,370 --> 00:54:43,370 It's just... 1275 00:54:43,370 --> 00:54:45,040 I'm 30 years old and I've 1276 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,290 Never done this before. 1277 00:54:47,290 --> 00:54:50,500 And I got scared. 1278 00:54:52,210 --> 00:54:53,040 Tell me something 1279 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,040 I don't know. 1280 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,040 You're the only one 1281 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,500 I want to be with... 1282 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,500 And I'm ready to make 1283 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,370 A commitment to you. 1284 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:09,870 No ring? 1285 00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:19,080 What is that? 1286 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,790 Steak fat sandwich with Mayo, 1287 00:55:20,790 --> 00:55:22,330 Sirochi sauce, velveeta cheese 1288 00:55:22,330 --> 00:55:23,870 And pickles. Can't get enough 1289 00:55:23,870 --> 00:55:25,040 Of these. 1290 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,040 That looks good. 1291 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,660 Yeah? 1292 00:55:32,370 --> 00:55:33,750 Mmm! 1293 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:35,710 Mmm! 1294 00:55:35,710 --> 00:55:37,210 So this is the last 1295 00:55:37,210 --> 00:55:38,460 Candidate, huh? 1296 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:40,960 Hmm. Mr. Hottie. 1297 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:17,410 Can we just fuck? 1298 00:56:22,910 --> 00:56:24,210 Ohh! 1299 00:56:26,210 --> 00:56:27,790 Whoo! 1300 00:56:33,870 --> 00:56:34,750 I can't believe 1301 00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:36,750 You just faked that. 1302 00:56:37,830 --> 00:56:39,330 I... 1303 00:56:39,330 --> 00:56:41,040 I came a little. 1304 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,250 I've been on the other side 1305 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:45,040 Of that face before. 1306 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:46,040 What can I do to make you 1307 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,120 Feel more... Satisfied? 1308 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:02,660 Fuck me in the ass with this 1309 00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:05,040 While I masturbate? 1310 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,040 And no, I-I'm not gay. 1311 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,580 Okay. 1312 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:17,620 Do you want us 1313 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,540 To go with you? 1314 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:22,040 No. I got this. 1315 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:25,870 Bye, mommy. 1316 00:57:25,870 --> 00:57:27,330 I've been thinking a lot 1317 00:57:27,330 --> 00:57:29,710 About you since that night. 1318 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,080 By the way, what... 1319 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,160 What happened to you? 1320 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,410 You're fat. 1321 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:38,540 I'm pregnant, retard. 1322 00:57:39,830 --> 00:57:41,040 Congratulations. You're one 1323 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,540 Of the contenders. 1324 00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:43,830 I'm gonna need a sample 1325 00:57:43,830 --> 00:57:45,620 From you. 1326 00:57:46,580 --> 00:57:47,460 Fuck me with your fingers 1327 00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:50,040 While I jizz into it? 1328 00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,750 ♪ I wanna fight in the night ♪ 1329 00:57:59,750 --> 00:58:01,040 ♪ Fight, run a red light ♪ 1330 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,660 ♪ Drink cyanide ♪ 1331 00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,120 ♪ Get fucked tonight ♪ 1332 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,250 ♪ I wanna get high ♪ 1333 00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:07,290 ♪ Get a white line, drink wine ♪ 1334 00:58:07,290 --> 00:58:08,040 ♪ Smoke, nice time ♪ 1335 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,040 ♪ I wanna get wasted ♪ 1336 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,500 ♪ I'll do what I want ♪ 1337 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:15,160 ♪ I'll do it better ♪ 1338 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,040 ♪ Than you do... ♪ 1339 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,370 You know I'll take care 1340 00:58:30,370 --> 00:58:32,410 Of the baby. 1341 00:58:37,370 --> 00:58:38,040 I wish things were 1342 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,830 Different, too. 1343 00:58:39,830 --> 00:58:41,580 It's okay. I wouldn't have 1344 00:58:41,580 --> 00:58:43,620 Chosen me either. 1345 00:58:45,540 --> 00:58:46,160 Let's just pretend 1346 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,830 We never met. 1347 00:58:47,830 --> 00:58:49,040 Okay? 1348 00:58:52,790 --> 00:58:53,460 That's the saddest thing 1349 00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,040 I've ever heard. 1350 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,500 Excuse me. 1351 00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:02,710 And I have a town 1352 00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:04,080 Meeting on Friday, but I think 1353 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,870 It would be advantageous to meet 1354 00:59:05,870 --> 00:59:07,040 With the business owners first, 1355 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,410 Get their points of interest, 1356 00:59:08,410 --> 00:59:10,750 And then meet with the mayor. 1357 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:14,080 What do you think? 1358 00:59:17,710 --> 00:59:19,750 I can't marry you. 1359 00:59:21,370 --> 00:59:24,040 I'm in love with another woman. 1360 00:59:28,330 --> 00:59:30,790 I am so glad you said that. 1361 00:59:30,790 --> 00:59:32,290 You've always been like 1362 00:59:32,290 --> 00:59:35,290 A brother to me, and so sex 1363 00:59:35,290 --> 00:59:37,660 Is a little icky, but... 1364 00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:41,210 Who's gonna tell our parents? 1365 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,960 I'll tell 'em. 1366 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,410 I still haven't given up yet. 1367 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:50,210 Are you talking to 1368 00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:52,040 Your stomach again? 1369 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:55,290 So, um... 1370 00:59:55,290 --> 00:59:56,620 What if none of them 1371 00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:58,620 Are the father? 1372 00:59:58,620 --> 01:00:01,040 One of them has to be. 1373 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,040 I meant to give you that 1374 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,040 Earlier. 1375 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:24,290 According to him, anyway. 1376 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,580 Here's to the 1377 01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:31,040 Best fuckin' people I ever 1378 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,040 Met in my life! 1379 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,080 I love you, 1380 01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,040 You are my best friend. 1381 01:00:39,540 --> 01:00:41,000 What are you looking at? 1382 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,330 You're looking at my 1383 01:00:42,330 --> 01:00:45,040 Best friend ever. I love you. 1384 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,790 I... Remember that. 1385 01:00:47,790 --> 01:00:49,500 Really? 1386 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:50,790 Do you remember what 1387 01:00:50,790 --> 01:00:53,040 Happened next? 1388 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:02,580 Oh... 1389 01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:07,210 God, I thought 1390 01:01:07,210 --> 01:01:09,120 It was a dream. 1391 01:01:10,330 --> 01:01:12,040 How was I? 1392 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,370 Ha ha ha ha! 1393 01:01:15,370 --> 01:01:17,040 Uh... 1394 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,790 Let's just say I'm not 1395 01:01:18,790 --> 01:01:20,210 Gonna switch teams 1396 01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,710 Anytime soon. 1397 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,960 Blood would have been fine. 1398 01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:42,040 How long is this gonna take? 1399 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,250 Well, I don't advise you 1400 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,040 Having a paternity test until 1401 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,040 After the baby is born. 1402 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,910 There's an increased risk of 1403 01:01:48,910 --> 01:01:50,830 Miscarriage. 1404 01:01:50,830 --> 01:01:52,160 Do you know what I had to go 1405 01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,960 Through to get these? 1406 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,870 It's safer for the baby 1407 01:01:55,870 --> 01:01:56,960 This way. 1408 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:57,750 Can't you just give me 1409 01:01:57,750 --> 01:02:00,040 A hint? A little one? 1410 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,790 I'm so sorry. 1411 01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,250 I wish I had told you 1412 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:20,750 Everything. 1413 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,410 I broke up with my fiancee. 1414 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,120 Angela... 1415 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,330 Would you do me the honor 1416 01:02:29,330 --> 01:02:31,960 Of marrying me? 1417 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,160 No! 1418 01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,160 Marry me! 1419 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:38,040 Angela, marry me! 1420 01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:43,960 Your ex? 1421 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:46,040 Something like that. 1422 01:02:53,210 --> 01:02:54,960 Angela! 1423 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,580 I want to do the right thing! 1424 01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:58,290 Will you marry... 1425 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,370 Oh, my God. 1426 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,040 Did you really break up 1427 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,750 With her? 1428 01:03:26,460 --> 01:03:28,370 I hope that's a yes. 1429 01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:31,040 That's a definite yes. 1430 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,000 This is the ring my father 1431 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,580 Gave my mother. 1432 01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:38,120 So what do you say? 1433 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,910 No. No, you say no, 1434 01:03:40,910 --> 01:03:42,540 Angela, you say no... 1435 01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:44,330 "No, I will not marry you. 1436 01:03:44,330 --> 01:03:47,960 "I will not." You say no, okay? 1437 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,910 I... I love you. 1438 01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:56,290 But first... Who's Nikki? 1439 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,620 Nikki is... 1440 01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:02,540 She's practically 1441 01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:04,330 A sister to me. 1442 01:04:04,330 --> 01:04:06,040 We've both always known 1443 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,040 It wasn't right. 1444 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,040 Our parents practically 1445 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,830 Set the whole thing up. 1446 01:04:13,370 --> 01:04:16,370 I've never loved her. 1447 01:04:16,370 --> 01:04:19,210 I love you. 1448 01:04:19,210 --> 01:04:21,870 That's good enough for me. 1449 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,040 Wait. 1450 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,790 I have your ring, too. 1451 01:04:34,790 --> 01:04:36,460 Give me your hand. 1452 01:04:37,710 --> 01:04:38,580 I haven't had a chance 1453 01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:39,960 To re-size it yet. 1454 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,790 It'll fit on your pinkie. 1455 01:04:46,710 --> 01:04:48,500 Spit it out. 1456 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:50,750 My parents are 1457 01:04:50,750 --> 01:04:52,460 Really traditional. 1458 01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:53,870 They'd want us to get married 1459 01:04:53,870 --> 01:04:55,710 Before we had the baby. 1460 01:04:55,710 --> 01:04:57,500 No problem. Gabriel and I 1461 01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:58,830 Already planned the whole 1462 01:04:58,830 --> 01:04:59,790 Thing out. 1463 01:04:59,790 --> 01:05:01,620 How about next week? 1464 01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:03,040 Yeah, right. 1465 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,120 I'm serious. 1466 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,500 Really? 1467 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:09,040 Uh-huh. 1468 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,080 Okay. 1469 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,040 Okay. 1470 01:05:14,330 --> 01:05:15,830 Aaaah! 1471 01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:18,290 Oh! I always knew 1472 01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:20,040 You could do it! 1473 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:21,540 I'm gonna go tell Fred 1474 01:05:21,540 --> 01:05:23,370 The good news. 1475 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,870 Are you in love with him? 1476 01:05:28,870 --> 01:05:30,040 What do you think? 1477 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,830 You have no idea what 1478 01:05:31,830 --> 01:05:33,910 You're getting yourself into. 1479 01:05:33,910 --> 01:05:35,290 Everything's just starting to 1480 01:05:35,290 --> 01:05:36,410 Come together the way it's 1481 01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:38,210 Supposed to. 1482 01:05:38,210 --> 01:05:40,410 Look, all relationships 1483 01:05:40,410 --> 01:05:44,040 Are marathons, not a sprint. 1484 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,750 I'm a sprinter. 1485 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:47,120 All I'm asking is that 1486 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,830 You slow it down... 1487 01:05:48,830 --> 01:05:50,540 For once. 1488 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,210 Mmm. 1489 01:06:02,790 --> 01:06:06,000 Hello, tiny. 1490 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,040 Hello, mommy 1491 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,460 And future wife. 1492 01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,040 Mmm. 1493 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:12,960 I told my parents 1494 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,870 The good news. 1495 01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:16,040 They invited you and your family 1496 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:19,040 Over for brunch. 1497 01:06:57,410 --> 01:06:58,910 Jefferson. 1498 01:06:58,910 --> 01:07:00,790 Why don't you show our guests 1499 01:07:00,790 --> 01:07:03,750 Around the house, huh? 1500 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,540 Jefferson. 1501 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:09,790 Angela, do you mind 1502 01:07:09,790 --> 01:07:12,370 Keeping us company? 1503 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,410 Please watch your step. 1504 01:07:25,330 --> 01:07:27,040 So, uh, welcome to 1505 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,040 Our humble abode. 1506 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,410 Jefferson... 1507 01:07:32,870 --> 01:07:35,330 Look, a jacuzzi! 1508 01:07:38,330 --> 01:07:39,120 You think we're making 1509 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,040 A mistake, I know. 1510 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,960 My parents think the same thing. 1511 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:45,080 It really doesn't matter 1512 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,750 What I think. 1513 01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:49,290 You know, I was almost your age 1514 01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:51,410 When I married Angela's mother. 1515 01:07:51,410 --> 01:07:52,750 I always wished that somebody 1516 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:55,040 Had sat me down and talked to me 1517 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:58,040 About the birds and the bees. 1518 01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:02,000 Mr. Yang, with all due 1519 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,250 Respect, Angela and I already 1520 01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:05,370 Know about the birds 1521 01:08:05,370 --> 01:08:06,790 And the bees. 1522 01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:08,460 Okay... 1523 01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:11,750 Let's just talk bees, then. 1524 01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:13,710 One bee. 1525 01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:15,410 A bee is devoted to a single 1526 01:08:15,410 --> 01:08:18,410 Queen its whole life. 1527 01:08:18,410 --> 01:08:20,120 Its very existence depends on 1528 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:23,410 Keeping her alive. 1529 01:08:23,410 --> 01:08:24,750 I don't plan on pollinating 1530 01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:27,040 Any other flowers, sir. 1531 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,040 What I'm really trying 1532 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,040 To say is... 1533 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,040 I want you... 1534 01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,540 To love my daughter. 1535 01:08:36,330 --> 01:08:37,790 Sir, I love Angela in 1536 01:08:37,790 --> 01:08:41,040 More ways than she knows. 1537 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,330 Then welcome to the hive! 1538 01:08:44,330 --> 01:08:47,040 Thank you. 1539 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,410 Jefferson never wanted to be 1540 01:08:49,410 --> 01:08:51,960 A policeman or fireman like 1541 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,040 The other boys. 1542 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:57,040 He always wanted to be a mayor... 1543 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,870 Like his grandfather 1544 01:08:58,870 --> 01:09:01,040 Back in Taiwan. 1545 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:02,040 And when he found out that 1546 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,040 The president is higher than 1547 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,580 The mayor, he wanted to be 1548 01:09:05,580 --> 01:09:06,710 President! 1549 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:09,710 Ha ha ha ha! 1550 01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:10,290 I think he'd make 1551 01:09:10,290 --> 01:09:12,040 A great chef. 1552 01:09:14,910 --> 01:09:16,540 Ha ha ha ha! 1553 01:09:16,540 --> 01:09:19,710 Jefferson can't cook! No! 1554 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,370 Oh. Oh... oh, dear. 1555 01:09:23,370 --> 01:09:25,540 Oh, no, no, dear, dear. 1556 01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:27,040 Angela, she doesn't mean 1557 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,580 Anything by this. 1558 01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:30,040 It's just that this all came 1559 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,710 As a shock to us. 1560 01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:35,160 I think we will all feel better 1561 01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:38,040 If you took a paternity test. 1562 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,000 That way there'd be no question 1563 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,160 As to who the father is. 1564 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,040 Yes dear, yes dear. 1565 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,040 Kleenex. 1566 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:48,620 It's all right. It's okay. 1567 01:09:55,370 --> 01:09:56,120 This is gonna be 1568 01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,620 Your father, tiny. 1569 01:09:57,620 --> 01:09:58,540 Try your best to look 1570 01:09:58,540 --> 01:10:00,460 Like him, okay? 1571 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,210 Hey. 1572 01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:07,210 I can't go through 1573 01:10:07,210 --> 01:10:08,460 With this. 1574 01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:09,370 Oh, I know, I know. 1575 01:10:09,370 --> 01:10:12,250 I'm nervous too. 1576 01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:13,960 I can't believe we found people 1577 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,040 Who would actually marry us. 1578 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:19,040 Can I get you anything else? 1579 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,790 It's your bachelor party. 1580 01:10:20,790 --> 01:10:23,160 Go. Have some fun. 1581 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:25,160 Okay. All right, I'll check 1582 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,750 On you in a bit. 1583 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:28,500 Eee! 1584 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:30,040 Oh... oh! 1585 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:31,330 Oh! 1586 01:10:31,330 --> 01:10:33,620 Big! 1587 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,040 What do you think it'll be 1588 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,040 Like when you two grow old? 1589 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:48,580 Will you still be in love? 1590 01:10:48,580 --> 01:10:51,040 Will you have sex? 1591 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,580 Will you bicker? 1592 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,160 We'll be wrinkled. 1593 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:59,370 That's all I'm sure of. 1594 01:10:59,370 --> 01:11:02,040 And that doesn't bother you? 1595 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,040 I'm pretty sure we'll be 1596 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,040 Wrinkled together. 1597 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:08,290 Knowing that, it's enough. 1598 01:11:08,290 --> 01:11:11,000 And hopefully by then Gabriel's 1599 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,580 Too senile to fight and has his 1600 01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:16,040 Hands on a lot of Viagra. 1601 01:11:19,290 --> 01:11:21,830 You wanted to see me? 1602 01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:24,120 I'll be back. 1603 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:25,210 Okay. 1604 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:30,330 I feel awful. 1605 01:11:30,330 --> 01:11:31,710 Oh, well, 1606 01:11:31,710 --> 01:11:34,040 You look beautiful. 1607 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,290 Thank you. 1608 01:11:36,290 --> 01:11:38,040 You know, your mother and I 1609 01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,500 Lived our entire lives as 1610 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:41,330 Strangers, only because we 1611 01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:43,210 Couldn't trust each other 1612 01:11:43,210 --> 01:11:46,040 Enough to tell the truth. 1613 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:47,040 But you both seemed 1614 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,040 So happy. 1615 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,870 Well, she was... 1616 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,040 She was good at pretending 1617 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,500 That everything was okay. 1618 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:55,460 But she was bitter and angry 1619 01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:57,660 When... When she realized 1620 01:11:57,660 --> 01:12:02,040 That her fantasy was not real. 1621 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,540 Your sister is about ten years 1622 01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:06,710 Away from that realization. 1623 01:12:06,710 --> 01:12:08,290 Please... 1624 01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:09,410 Don't make the same mistakes 1625 01:12:09,410 --> 01:12:12,040 We did. 1626 01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,910 Be honest. 1627 01:12:13,910 --> 01:12:16,040 You owe it to Jefferson, 1628 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,910 And you owe it to yourself. 1629 01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:21,540 Angela? 1630 01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:23,500 It's time. 1631 01:13:06,210 --> 01:13:09,500 Where are you parents? 1632 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:11,960 They couldn't make it. 1633 01:13:13,290 --> 01:13:14,620 Now, if the grooms will 1634 01:13:14,620 --> 01:13:17,250 Please begin their vows. 1635 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,040 I want to marry you 1636 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,830 Because... 1637 01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:22,750 I want to wake up in the morning 1638 01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:26,660 And see your face next to mine. 1639 01:13:26,660 --> 01:13:28,160 Because... 1640 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,120 I knew you were the one before 1641 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:33,000 I even met you. 1642 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:33,960 Because I want to grow old 1643 01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:35,830 With you... 1644 01:13:35,830 --> 01:13:39,790 And sit on a porch swing... 1645 01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:42,250 And laugh about how foolish 1646 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:44,660 I sound right now. 1647 01:13:44,660 --> 01:13:46,040 Well, what if when we grow 1648 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,330 Old we don't to share a porch 1649 01:13:49,330 --> 01:13:52,040 Swing and laugh? 1650 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:55,040 I don't know. 1651 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,290 Maybe, then, we can cry 1652 01:13:57,290 --> 01:13:59,660 Instead of laugh... 1653 01:13:59,660 --> 01:14:01,120 About how it wasn't exactly 1654 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,040 How we thought it would be. 1655 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,960 And maybe after all those tears 1656 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,830 It will be the way we wanted 1657 01:14:07,830 --> 01:14:09,500 It to be. 1658 01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:12,040 Maybe. 1659 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,160 All I'm asking for is 1660 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,870 Complete and total honesty, 1661 01:14:15,870 --> 01:14:18,370 No matter what. 1662 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,540 You promise? 1663 01:14:23,540 --> 01:14:25,460 I do. 1664 01:14:36,910 --> 01:14:38,250 Wow. 1665 01:14:42,910 --> 01:14:46,080 I, uh... 1666 01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:47,830 I... 1667 01:14:48,910 --> 01:14:50,660 I'm not followin' that! 1668 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,040 Um... 1669 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:56,210 I promise everything they said. 1670 01:14:58,330 --> 01:14:59,370 You don't even know me. 1671 01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:01,370 How can you promise that? 1672 01:15:01,370 --> 01:15:03,040 Uh... 1673 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,500 What are you talking about? 1674 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:07,660 There's a one-in-five chance 1675 01:15:07,660 --> 01:15:09,370 You could be the father. 1676 01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:11,040 I won't know until after 1677 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:14,120 Tiny's born. 1678 01:15:16,830 --> 01:15:19,710 I'm not the father? 1679 01:15:19,710 --> 01:15:21,290 I don't know right now. 1680 01:15:21,290 --> 01:15:23,120 And I wouldn't blame you if you 1681 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,370 Turned around and walked away. 1682 01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:31,210 I'm a slut. 1683 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:34,500 How's that fit into 1684 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,040 Your perfect life? 1685 01:15:49,870 --> 01:15:51,710 Angela! 1686 01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:54,870 Angela! 1687 01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:00,370 So maybe you're not perfect. 1688 01:16:00,370 --> 01:16:02,370 I know I'm not. 1689 01:16:02,370 --> 01:16:04,120 All I've ever really been good 1690 01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:05,370 At in my life is following 1691 01:16:05,370 --> 01:16:07,250 Orders. 1692 01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:09,710 I've just always been scared... 1693 01:16:09,710 --> 01:16:13,160 Scared of disappointing people. 1694 01:16:15,330 --> 01:16:16,870 I choked under the pressure, 1695 01:16:16,870 --> 01:16:19,120 And... The only reason I even 1696 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:20,580 Got into law school was because 1697 01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:22,910 My dad had to buy me in. 1698 01:16:22,910 --> 01:16:24,210 Don't you see? 1699 01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:27,580 We're both perfectly imperfect. 1700 01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:37,370 But I still can't marry you. 1701 01:16:37,370 --> 01:16:38,660 I thought I wanted what 1702 01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:40,460 You can offer me... 1703 01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:41,500 The perfect family with 1704 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:44,580 The perfect life. 1705 01:16:45,660 --> 01:16:48,120 But I don't want that anymore. 1706 01:16:51,410 --> 01:16:53,040 I'm sorry. 1707 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:56,040 I need some time by myself. 1708 01:17:22,330 --> 01:17:24,000 Those are valuable. 1709 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,080 For what it's worth, I think 1710 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,910 You're doing the right thing. 1711 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:40,040 So, um, does this mean you're 1712 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:41,330 Not looking for the sperm donor 1713 01:17:41,330 --> 01:17:43,620 Anymore? 1714 01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:47,460 We'll be okay. 1715 01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:49,830 But I wanted to ask you two 1716 01:17:49,830 --> 01:17:53,040 If you would be his fathers. 1717 01:17:57,580 --> 01:17:58,790 Can I name him? 1718 01:17:58,790 --> 01:17:59,620 No. 1719 01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:00,620 No. 1720 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,120 Angela! Angela! 1721 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,410 Oh, God. 1722 01:18:05,410 --> 01:18:07,040 Angela, I can hear you! 1723 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,040 Open this door! 1724 01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:12,160 Are you... are you crazy? 1725 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:14,580 What were you thinking?! 1726 01:18:14,580 --> 01:18:18,040 This is my life, not yours. 1727 01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:22,290 I'll do what I need to 1728 01:18:22,290 --> 01:18:24,960 To take care of tiny. 1729 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,000 And as far as living your 1730 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:29,330 Life... You can have it. 1731 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,660 It's not me. 1732 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,620 ♪ I like boys from Africa ♪ 1733 01:18:51,620 --> 01:18:55,000 ♪ South America and Asia ♪ 1734 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,370 ♪ I like boys from... ♪ 1735 01:18:56,370 --> 01:18:59,080 So, what do you think? 1736 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,120 These are really good. 1737 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:02,040 Why didn't you show me 1738 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,540 These earlier? 1739 01:19:03,540 --> 01:19:05,330 Oh, good. I was starting to 1740 01:19:05,330 --> 01:19:06,410 Wonder if we were gonna be able 1741 01:19:06,410 --> 01:19:08,750 To afford to raise this kid. 1742 01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:10,710 So seriously, how much? 1743 01:19:10,710 --> 01:19:11,870 Let's see what the buyers 1744 01:19:11,870 --> 01:19:12,540 Think. 1745 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,040 Okay. 'Cause we just 1746 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,460 Want him to eat. 1747 01:19:20,330 --> 01:19:22,160 Shut up! You're disinvited 1748 01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:24,040 From the birth. 1749 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:27,160 Fine. You're doing it wrong. 1750 01:19:28,790 --> 01:19:29,830 Go wait in the car. 1751 01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:34,910 Guys... 1752 01:19:34,910 --> 01:19:36,040 I think I'm having a baby. 1753 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:36,830 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1754 01:19:36,830 --> 01:19:37,790 We know, we know. 1755 01:19:37,790 --> 01:19:39,040 No, right now. 1756 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,080 Hmm? 1757 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:41,160 Yeah. 1758 01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,290 Okay, we want to call 1759 01:19:42,290 --> 01:19:43,460 Dr. Richards. 1760 01:19:43,460 --> 01:19:46,500 We want to call your dad. 1761 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:48,160 We're going! We're gonna go 1762 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,910 Right now! 1763 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,330 She's gonna have a baby! 1764 01:19:54,330 --> 01:19:57,410 Oh, my God! Oh, my God... 1765 01:19:57,410 --> 01:19:58,460 I thought I'd spare 1766 01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:00,040 You the icky details. 1767 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:03,040 After fourteen hours of labor, 1768 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:05,910 And an eternity of pushing... 1769 01:20:05,910 --> 01:20:08,290 You were born. 1770 01:20:08,290 --> 01:20:10,330 Before that point, I've never 1771 01:20:10,330 --> 01:20:11,660 Been sure of anything 1772 01:20:11,660 --> 01:20:14,040 In my life. 1773 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:17,040 Now I'm sure of one thing... 1774 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:20,870 No matter who the father is... 1775 01:20:20,870 --> 01:20:23,040 You're all mine. 1776 01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:33,000 It's nice to finally meet you 1777 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,040 Face-to-face. 1778 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:36,870 I love you. 1779 01:20:36,870 --> 01:20:38,040 Here are the results 1780 01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,040 Of the paternity test. 1781 01:20:43,710 --> 01:20:45,710 I knew it. 1782 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:54,790 Hi. 1783 01:20:57,910 --> 01:20:59,870 He looks just like me. 1784 01:20:59,870 --> 01:21:01,500 He looks nothing like you. 1785 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:02,790 No? 1786 01:21:02,790 --> 01:21:05,040 No. 1787 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,790 Come... Meet your new nephew 1788 01:21:07,790 --> 01:21:10,660 Tupac. 1789 01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:12,460 I'm just messing with you. 1790 01:21:12,460 --> 01:21:14,210 Oh. Right. 1791 01:21:14,210 --> 01:21:15,960 Hi, little mother. 1792 01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:19,460 Hello, grandson. 1793 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,040 So, um... 1794 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,500 Did you ever find out 1795 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:27,120 Who the father was? 1796 01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:28,710 Yep. 1797 01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:33,040 Is it me? 1798 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,660 No. 1799 01:21:35,660 --> 01:21:39,040 So who is it? 1800 01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:41,370 It doesn't matter anymore. 1801 01:21:41,370 --> 01:21:43,160 How'd you figure it out? 1802 01:21:44,750 --> 01:21:47,080 You don't want to know. 1803 01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:50,370 I'm sorry, Carlton. 1804 01:21:50,370 --> 01:21:53,040 He's not yours. 1805 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:16,620 He seemed like 1806 01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:18,040 Such a nice guy. 1807 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,040 Oh, he'll be fine. 1808 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,540 He's got a huge... 1809 01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:22,040 Gabriel. 1810 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:23,160 Huge. 1811 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:24,040 I didn't know that 1812 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,580 They came in that size. 1813 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,040 Here, let me hold him. 1814 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,080 No. 1815 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,410 Angela and I decided that 1816 01:22:43,410 --> 01:22:44,750 You shouldn't hold the baby 1817 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:46,040 Anymore. 1818 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,540 I didn't mean to drop him. 1819 01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:58,710 Great, baby. 1820 01:22:58,710 --> 01:23:01,500 Thank you, dad. 1821 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:03,040 Thank you. 1822 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:05,040 Congratulations. 1823 01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:06,620 Oh! I love you! 1824 01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:08,330 Congratulations, Angela. 1825 01:23:08,330 --> 01:23:09,750 Thank you so much. 1826 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:11,500 Thank you. 1827 01:23:13,580 --> 01:23:15,040 Hey. 1828 01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:18,040 Hey. 1829 01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:19,830 Glad you came. 1830 01:23:19,830 --> 01:23:22,910 Well, um... Congratulations. 1831 01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:25,210 I, um, well, I was surprised 1832 01:23:25,210 --> 01:23:26,330 You invited me. 1833 01:23:26,330 --> 01:23:28,040 I wanted to call you and i... 1834 01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:30,790 No, no. No. 1835 01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:34,040 Let's start over. 1836 01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:35,790 Jefferson Lee. 1837 01:23:35,790 --> 01:23:37,040 Former politician 1838 01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,040 Turned struggling cook. 1839 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,160 Almost married twice... 1840 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:44,040 In love once. 1841 01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:46,660 And you are? 1842 01:23:46,660 --> 01:23:48,790 Happy to see you. 1843 01:23:51,370 --> 01:23:52,290 And then we all 1844 01:23:52,290 --> 01:23:54,710 Lived happily ever after. 1845 01:23:54,710 --> 01:23:56,040 Or that's what everyone 1846 01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:57,710 Wants to hear. 1847 01:23:57,710 --> 01:24:00,040 Really, tiny, it doesn't matter 1848 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,830 Who I end up with. 1849 01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:03,210 The most important thing is 1850 01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:05,160 That you do what you want, 1851 01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:06,460 No matter what other people 1852 01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:08,000 Think. 1853 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,080 And I'll always support you 1854 01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:11,000 No matter what. 1855 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,250 But you should do everything 1856 01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:14,040 I say, all the time, at least 1857 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:15,040 Until you're eighteen 1858 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,370 Or in college, and then you can 1859 01:24:16,370 --> 01:24:18,040 Do whatever you want. 1860 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:20,250 God knows I did. 1861 01:24:20,250 --> 01:24:23,160 But that's another story. 1862 01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:32,500 ♪ I wanna fight in the night ♪ 1863 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,040 ♪ Run a red light ♪ 1864 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,540 ♪ Drink cyanide ♪ 1865 01:24:35,540 --> 01:24:37,040 ♪ Get fucked tonight ♪ 1866 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:38,080 ♪ I wanna get high ♪ 1867 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:40,040 ♪ Get a white line, drink wine ♪ 1868 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,120 ♪ Smoke, nice time ♪ 1869 01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:43,040 ♪ Wanna get wasted ♪ 1870 01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:45,460 ♪ I'll do what I want ♪ 1871 01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:48,160 ♪ I'll do it better ♪ 1872 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:51,790 ♪ Than you do ♪ 1873 01:24:51,790 --> 01:24:53,660 ♪ I'm just a crazy ♪ 1874 01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:56,910 ♪ Fucked-up bitch ♪ 1875 01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,460 ♪ I'm just a crazy ♪ 1876 01:24:59,460 --> 01:25:02,540 ♪ fucked-up bitch 1877 01:25:03,870 --> 01:25:05,460 ♪ I'm just a crazy 1878 01:25:05,460 --> 01:25:07,040 ♪ Fucked-up bitch ♪ 1879 01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:09,660 ♪ Does that make you nervous? ♪ 1880 01:25:09,660 --> 01:25:12,660 ♪ That I look helpless ♪ 1881 01:25:12,660 --> 01:25:14,460 ♪ Maybe I'm not ♪ 1882 01:25:14,460 --> 01:25:16,330 ♪ You're just caught in a line ♪ 1883 01:25:16,330 --> 01:25:18,500 ♪ In a violent song ♪ 1884 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:21,040 ♪ I'll get what I want ♪ 1885 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:23,830 ♪ I'll get it better ♪ 1886 01:25:23,830 --> 01:25:27,290 ♪ Than you do ♪ 1887 01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:29,040 ♪ I'm just a crazy ♪ 1888 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:32,250 ♪ Fucked-up bitch ♪ 1889 01:25:33,460 --> 01:25:35,160 ♪ I'm just a crazy ♪ 1890 01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:37,910 ♪ Fucked-up bitch ♪ 1891 01:25:39,330 --> 01:25:41,040 ♪ I'm just a crazy ♪ 1892 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:43,290 ♪ Fucked-up... ♪ 1893 01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:11,790 ♪ Tell me ♪ 1894 01:26:11,790 --> 01:26:13,750 ♪ Is love an urban legend ♪ 1895 01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:16,160 ♪ Or some test of ♪ 1896 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,250 ♪ Continuing education ♪ 1897 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:20,790 ♪ Buy your answers ♪ 1898 01:26:20,790 --> 01:26:22,620 ♪ From some guy named pinky ♪ 1899 01:26:22,620 --> 01:26:25,290 ♪ In a darkened alley ♪ 1900 01:26:25,290 --> 01:26:27,040 ♪ Halfway to noho ♪ 1901 01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:29,040 ♪ I am lookin' for ♪ 1902 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:30,460 ♪ The perfect snowcone ♪ 1903 01:26:30,460 --> 01:26:31,500 ♪ Holding one end ♪ 1904 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:32,710 ♪ Of a wishbone ♪ 1905 01:26:32,710 --> 01:26:36,410 ♪ Calling God on a cellphone ♪ 1906 01:26:36,410 --> 01:26:37,080 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1907 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,500 ♪ Carnival junkie ♪ 1908 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,330 ♪ In love with a freak ♪ 1909 01:26:41,330 --> 01:26:44,040 ♪ Don't wanna be figured out ♪ 1910 01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:45,830 ♪ Don't analyze me ♪ 1911 01:26:45,830 --> 01:26:48,080 ♪ This not a head ♪ 1912 01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:50,120 ♪ And it's not a heart ♪ 1913 01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:51,750 ♪ Just a soul ♪ 1914 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:53,710 ♪ Too funky for your mother ♪ 1915 01:26:53,710 --> 01:26:56,210 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1916 01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,830 ♪ Passed out in the fountain ♪ 1917 01:27:05,830 --> 01:27:07,040 ♪ With some pennies ♪ 1918 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:09,540 ♪ Of somebody else's ♪ 1919 01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:10,830 ♪ Fortune ♪ 1920 01:27:10,830 --> 01:27:12,710 ♪ Fortunately for you ♪ 1921 01:27:12,710 --> 01:27:15,120 ♪ I bide my time pacifying ♪ 1922 01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:16,910 ♪ Everyone but me ♪ 1923 01:27:16,910 --> 01:27:18,710 ♪ What make me happy? ♪ 1924 01:27:18,710 --> 01:27:20,660 ♪ Leap year and Blackjack ♪ 1925 01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,290 ♪ I am needing more ♪ 1926 01:27:22,290 --> 01:27:24,000 ♪ Than food and water ♪ 1927 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,040 ♪ A man to be his daughter ♪ 1928 01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:30,210 ♪ A reason I should bother ♪ 1929 01:27:30,210 --> 01:27:32,960 ♪ Carnival junkie ♪ 1930 01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,790 ♪ In love with a freak ♪ 1931 01:27:34,790 --> 01:27:37,330 ♪ Don't wanna be figured out ♪ 1932 01:27:37,330 --> 01:27:39,080 ♪ Don't analyze me ♪ 1933 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,410 ♪ This is not a head ♪ 1934 01:27:41,410 --> 01:27:43,540 ♪ And it's not a heart ♪ 1935 01:27:43,540 --> 01:27:45,040 ♪ Just a soul ♪ 1936 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,160 ♪ Too funky for your mother ♪ 1937 01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:48,830 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1938 01:27:48,830 --> 01:27:51,080 ♪ I don't think so ♪ 1939 01:27:56,960 --> 01:27:59,040 ♪ There's a tiger in my bedroom ♪ 1940 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,370 ♪ A fire in the front yard ♪ 1941 01:28:01,370 --> 01:28:03,370 ♪ Fat little egos on the TV ♪ 1942 01:28:03,370 --> 01:28:05,620 ♪ Nielson rating the moonbeams ♪ 1943 01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:06,870 ♪ You better leave ♪ 1944 01:28:06,870 --> 01:28:08,370 ♪ Before you beg ♪ 1945 01:28:08,370 --> 01:28:09,040 ♪ I see that tail ♪ 1946 01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:10,160 ♪ Between your legs ♪ 1947 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,210 ♪ It's not my fault ♪ 1948 01:28:11,210 --> 01:28:12,790 ♪ I made you blush ♪ 1949 01:28:12,790 --> 01:28:14,040 ♪ It's all those carnivals ♪ 1950 01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:17,080 ♪ You have crushed ♪ 1951 01:28:32,370 --> 01:28:33,370 ♪ Needing more ♪ 1952 01:28:33,370 --> 01:28:35,040 ♪ Than food and water ♪ 1953 01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:37,040 ♪ A man to be his daughter ♪ 1954 01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:40,290 ♪ A reason I should bother ♪ 1955 01:28:40,290 --> 01:28:42,160 ♪ I am lookin' for ♪ 1956 01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,910 ♪ The perfect snowcone ♪ 1957 01:28:43,910 --> 01:28:45,910 ♪ Holding one end of a wishbone ♪ 1958 01:28:45,910 --> 01:28:51,080 ♪ Calling God on a cellphone ♪ 1959 01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:52,460 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1960 01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:55,040 ♪ Carnival junkie ♪ 1961 01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,000 ♪ In love with a freak ♪ 1962 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,500 ♪ Don't wanna be figured out ♪ 1963 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:01,290 ♪ Don't analyze me ♪ 1964 01:29:01,290 --> 01:29:03,710 ♪ This is not a head ♪ 1965 01:29:03,710 --> 01:29:05,910 ♪ And it's not a heart ♪ 1966 01:29:05,910 --> 01:29:07,290 ♪ Just a soul ♪ 1967 01:29:07,290 --> 01:29:10,160 ♪ It's just a soul, yeah ♪ 1968 01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:12,960 ♪ Carnival junkie ♪ 1969 01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:14,750 ♪ In love with a freak ♪ 1970 01:29:14,750 --> 01:29:17,370 ♪ Don't wanna be figured out ♪ 1971 01:29:17,370 --> 01:29:19,040 ♪ Don't analyze me ♪ 1972 01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:21,330 ♪ This is not a head ♪ 1973 01:29:21,330 --> 01:29:23,160 ♪ It's not heart... ♪