1 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,654 Good morning, Doctor. 2 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,822 Good morning, Charles. You're looking splendid. 3 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,324 I feel splendid. 4 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,409 Every day, and in every way, you're feeling.. 5 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,537 Better and better. 6 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,081 - Indeed. - Well, won't you sit here? 7 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,376 Wouldn't you like me to.. 8 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,753 Not unless you want to. 9 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:48,257 No. I'll be quite comfortable here. Thank you. 10 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,303 Doctor, I'm surprised. 11 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,431 Oh, of course. You quit. 12 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,935 Three months ago. 13 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,479 You know, there was a time when your forgetfulness... 14 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,731 would have made me feel very rejected. 15 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:08,777 - Not now, hmm? - Well, a little rejected, perhaps. 16 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:12,906 - Did you do it intentionally? - Why should I do that? 17 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,408 Well... 18 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:18,120 I'm a patient you consider to be completely rehabilitated... 19 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:21,790 on your recommendation soon to appear before the sanity board... 20 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,084 your reputation on the line. 21 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,795 A little test, perhaps, hmm? 22 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,715 Not very long ago, an obvious trick like that... 23 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,967 would have sent you into a towering rage. 24 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,845 And poor old Clouseau would have silently... 25 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,431 and passively submitted to another massacre. 26 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,769 It's a miracle you were somehow able to keep putting him back together again. 27 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,191 Poor old Clouseau. 28 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:51,195 There was a time when I couldn't even speak his name. 29 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:54,740 And there was also a time when you would joyfully have killed him. 30 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,241 Yes. 31 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,745 I was a sick man, wasn't l? 32 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,165 We've come a long way, haven't we? 33 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:07,419 And you're not even a little bit bothered when you think of Clouseau? 34 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:10,339 Not even a little bit. 35 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:13,133 - Do you believe me? - If you say so. 36 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,135 Well, I could be lying. 37 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:18,305 You are a good psychiatrist, but I may be a better liar. 38 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,642 For your sake, I hope you're not. 39 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,728 Sooner or later, you'd run into Clouseau... 40 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,105 and then back here for life. 41 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,983 No more chance of another hearing. 42 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:34,363 Coming here day after day, watching you chain smoke into an early grave... 43 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:39,034 and knowing on certain mornings, you'll be particularly morose and testy... 44 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,870 because you've had another fight with your wife... 45 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,872 Iike this morning. 46 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:47,626 - How do you know that? - It's the only time you doodle. 47 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:53,841 I keep forgetting you used to be chief inspector of the Surete. 48 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,551 And will be again. 49 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:59,179 But Clouseau is chief inspector now. 50 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,765 Till the better man comes along. 51 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,851 Well, in that case... 52 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:07,938 I think lnspector Clouseau had better start looking to his laurels. 53 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,818 What? You mean... 54 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:16,321 The board meets at 2:00 this afternoon. 55 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,156 This afternoon? 56 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,035 If everything goes as I expect it to, you'll be out of here this afternoon. 57 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,458 - Thank you. - See you at 2:00. 58 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,422 Clouseau! 59 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,550 Now, now, Doctor. 60 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,804 Some people would consider your methods most unorthodox. 61 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:44,349 I was just making sure that you're not a better liar than I am a psychiatrist. 62 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,186 2:00. 63 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:59,448 Come along. Good. 64 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,583 How. 65 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,823 Help! 66 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,248 Grab hold of this. Pull. Pull on this. 67 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,212 Help! 68 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,523 Out with the bad air, in with the good. 69 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,278 Out, in. 70 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,114 - Don't look, Fiona! - Out, out. 71 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,951 And now the kiss of life. 72 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,163 Pervert! 73 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,045 Dirty old men! 74 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:48,515 Please, there is no need to thank me. 75 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:51,435 - Thank you? - For saving your life. 76 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,228 Someone... 77 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,189 I was hit on the head. 78 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,734 Yes, you have received a bump upon the head. 79 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,235 - "Beump"? - What? 80 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,821 - You said "beump." - Yes, I know that. 81 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,907 It is a large bump. 82 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,701 You could receive a concussion from such a bump. 83 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,703 - Allow me to assist you. - No! 84 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,916 I'm all right. I'm fine. 85 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:18,045 Never better. Just a little shaky. 86 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,047 Probably the shock of... 87 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,966 I mean, the surprise of seeing you here again today. 88 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,928 Well, I received a report... 89 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,930 from the sanity commission... 90 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,182 that they were going to review your case today... 91 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,894 so I thought a few words from me on your behalf... 92 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:38,357 Oh, God... I mean, how generous of you, but... 93 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,943 Well, I'm not without influence, you know. 94 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,653 Yes, I know that. 95 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,448 Yes, I have become a rather important official... 96 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,450 in the department. 97 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:52,204 I've heard you are the new chief inspector. 98 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,705 Yes. 99 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:06,260 Yes, we made quite a few changes since you went crazy. 100 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,096 For the better, I'm sure. 101 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:12,975 By the way, Sergeant Chevalier sends you his kind regards. 102 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,435 Oh, Sergeant Chevalier. 103 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:19,773 Good old Sergeant Chevalier. How is he, anyway? 104 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:24,194 Well, you know, there are leaders and there are followers... 105 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:28,323 and I'm afraid Sergeant Chevalier will always be a follower, no? 106 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,284 Oh, yes. 107 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:33,787 And you, my friend Clouseau... a leader, huh? 108 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:39,960 Always a leader? Onwards and upwards to the top, hmm? 109 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,045 - It is my karma. - What? 110 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,464 - My destiny. - Oh, yes. 111 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,218 Yes, a few more years on the force... 112 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:52,306 and I might even be persuaded to run for the public office. 113 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,019 You can count on my vote. 114 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,688 And you, my friend, can count on me... 115 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,983 to do everything in my power to get you out of this place. 116 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,905 Oh, yes. I know how you feel. 117 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,115 My hat. Well... 118 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,711 Are you all right, former Chief lnspector? 119 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,213 Yes! 120 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,842 Yes, I'm perfectly all right. 121 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,385 See? 122 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:44,441 One moment, and I will have you extracted. 123 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,902 I'm fine. I am perfect. 124 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,864 Every day, and in every way... 125 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:53,450 I'm getting better and better. 126 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,411 Somewhere over the rainbow 127 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,376 I'm afraid that this is just not your day, my friend. 128 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,670 But it is my day. 129 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,256 It is, my friend. 130 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,925 After three long terrible years... 131 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,927 it is at last my day. 132 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:15,722 I will not permit... repeat... not permit anything... 133 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:18,225 repeat... anything to spoil it. 134 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:21,353 Now, I will walk you to the gate... 135 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,314 and I will kiss you good-bye... 136 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:28,318 and you will drive off in your new car... 137 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,529 which should rightfully be mine... 138 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:34,616 and then I will have my interview with the sanity commission. 139 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:37,327 And they will set me free, and then... 140 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,455 I will kill you. 141 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,375 - Kill you! - Francois! 142 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,003 Start the car! 143 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:49,339 Kill! 144 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,853 I'll kill him! 145 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,608 I want to kill him! 146 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,197 I've got to kill him. 147 00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:47,445 Oh, allow me. 148 00:14:05,004 --> 00:14:06,923 Cato? 149 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,815 Forty winks. 150 00:19:23,322 --> 00:19:25,283 It's the phone. 151 00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:29,579 The phone is ringing. 152 00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:38,921 Relax. I'll get it. 153 00:19:42,091 --> 00:19:45,178 This is Chief lnspector Clouseau's residence. 154 00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:48,056 This is Chief lnspector Clouseau... 155 00:19:48,139 --> 00:19:49,766 speaking on the phone. 156 00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:52,685 What? Oh, put him on. 157 00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:58,149 Good evening, Commissioner. 158 00:19:58,191 --> 00:20:01,944 How are you? How is Madame and all the little commissioners? 159 00:20:09,994 --> 00:20:11,996 I see. 160 00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:17,585 Well, you can rest assured... 161 00:20:17,668 --> 00:20:21,381 that I shall take every precaution that is necessary. 162 00:20:25,802 --> 00:20:28,513 Thank you, Commissioner, and good evening. 163 00:20:33,184 --> 00:20:37,063 I have just received word that former Chief lnspector Dreyfus... 164 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,690 has escaped from the insane asylum. 165 00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:41,859 For some reason, the deputy commissioner... 166 00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:44,529 thinks that he might try to kill me. 167 00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:48,324 Obviously, the poor man is crazier than anyone gives him credit for. 168 00:20:48,408 --> 00:20:50,993 Nevertheless, I am ordered to take every precaution. 169 00:20:51,077 --> 00:20:53,246 See that the back and front doors are locked... 170 00:20:53,329 --> 00:20:57,250 while I slip into my new hunchback disguise. 171 00:21:43,379 --> 00:21:45,423 Both doors are locked now. 172 00:21:45,465 --> 00:21:47,425 Who are you? 173 00:21:48,968 --> 00:21:51,721 What have you done with lnspector Clouseau? 174 00:21:51,804 --> 00:21:54,932 Chief lnspector Clouseau. 175 00:21:54,974 --> 00:21:57,685 Fooled you, didn't l? 176 00:21:57,769 --> 00:22:01,981 Oh, Chief lnspector, that is fantastic. 177 00:22:02,065 --> 00:22:04,233 If you think this is fantastic... 178 00:22:04,317 --> 00:22:06,652 wait till you see the full effect with the hump. 179 00:22:27,882 --> 00:22:30,635 The bells! 180 00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:32,637 They deafen me! 181 00:22:40,978 --> 00:22:43,314 Chief lnspector Clouseau? 182 00:22:45,775 --> 00:22:49,070 Yes, this is Chief lnspector Clouseau. 183 00:22:49,153 --> 00:22:50,863 Who is speaking? 184 00:22:50,905 --> 00:22:53,908 My name is Duval. 185 00:22:56,285 --> 00:22:58,830 Claude Duval. 186 00:22:58,913 --> 00:23:03,376 I have the honor to be chairman... 187 00:23:03,418 --> 00:23:06,587 of the Jacques Clouseau presentation committee. 188 00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:11,509 The presentation committee? For me? 189 00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:14,429 For what purpose, may I ask? 190 00:23:14,512 --> 00:23:17,640 For what purpose, you ask. 191 00:23:17,724 --> 00:23:19,684 How modest of you. 192 00:23:19,767 --> 00:23:23,354 The purpose, monsieur, is to honor... 193 00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:26,649 one of the city's most dedicated... 194 00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:29,777 brave and selfless public servants. 195 00:23:29,861 --> 00:23:32,739 You are most generous, monsieur. Most. 196 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:37,243 Yes, I must admit I have often wondered, considering my years on the force... 197 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:41,748 and my numerous accomplishments, why recognition was not forthcoming earlier. 198 00:23:41,789 --> 00:23:44,208 Absolutely right. 199 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:48,087 Nine years faithful service at the Surete... 200 00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:51,215 and not as much as a single decoration in all that time. 201 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:55,303 Yes, that is quite correct. 202 00:23:55,344 --> 00:23:58,097 However, as you are no doubt aware... 203 00:23:58,139 --> 00:24:01,976 I have recently received an important promotion. 204 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,352 Really? 205 00:24:03,436 --> 00:24:07,982 I have replaced the lunatic Dreyfus as chief inspector. 206 00:24:08,066 --> 00:24:13,321 I know, and I'm sure Paris sleeps the more safely because of the change. 207 00:24:13,362 --> 00:24:15,823 You're very most kind. 208 00:24:15,865 --> 00:24:19,494 But I can assure you when it comes to matters of keeping the peace... 209 00:24:19,577 --> 00:24:20,995 I'm always on my toes. 210 00:24:21,079 --> 00:24:22,497 Chief lnspector. 211 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:24,832 One moment, please. 212 00:24:24,874 --> 00:24:28,169 Can't you see that I'm on the phone? 213 00:25:01,619 --> 00:25:03,121 Oh, yes, Commissioner. 214 00:25:03,204 --> 00:25:06,999 Fortunately, there was sufficient air still left in my hump... 215 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:09,460 to keep me afloat until the rescue. 216 00:25:09,544 --> 00:25:13,756 Yes. Well, thank you very much, Commissioner. Good-bye. 217 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,093 That was the commissioner. He was most concerned. 218 00:25:17,135 --> 00:25:19,721 Well, you have been very, very lucky, you know. 219 00:25:19,804 --> 00:25:23,766 Yes, I know. Poor Cato will be in the hospital for weeks. 220 00:25:23,808 --> 00:25:26,269 Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? 221 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:28,312 The exploding kind. 222 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:31,941 Mark my words, Francois. Sinister forces are at work. 223 00:25:32,024 --> 00:25:36,446 And this mad bomber must be apprehended at all costs. 224 00:25:36,487 --> 00:25:39,282 Make sure you issue an all-points bulletin immediately. 225 00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:41,826 - Yes, sir. - What about my clothes? 226 00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:44,912 Oh, Sergeant Chauvin is rounding some up for you. 227 00:25:44,996 --> 00:25:46,956 While you're waiting, perhaps you'll sign the order... 228 00:25:46,998 --> 00:25:48,958 to transport Jean Tournier to prison. 229 00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:52,920 Tournier the bank robber? I shall be happy to sign that order. 230 00:25:52,962 --> 00:25:56,299 Ah, it's life for you this time, Tournier. 231 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:59,052 At last, we are rid of you. 232 00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,563 I have to go to the toilet. 233 00:26:12,315 --> 00:26:13,733 All right. 234 00:26:28,414 --> 00:26:30,333 Thank you. 235 00:27:05,243 --> 00:27:07,161 All right, Tournier. That's long enough. 236 00:27:18,673 --> 00:27:20,842 Now this is my plan. 237 00:27:20,925 --> 00:27:22,844 Step number one: 238 00:27:22,927 --> 00:27:27,849 I will recruit the world's greatest criminal minds. Step number two: 239 00:27:27,932 --> 00:27:32,645 I will build an organization so sinister, so powerful... 240 00:27:32,729 --> 00:27:37,024 by comparison, the Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys Choir. 241 00:27:37,108 --> 00:27:41,487 - Here is the list. - But half of these men are in prison. 242 00:27:41,571 --> 00:27:44,449 - We'll get them out. - Impossible. 243 00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:47,243 I'll bet you 20 million francs it isn't. 244 00:27:47,285 --> 00:27:50,413 - Where would I get 20 million francs? - I thought you'd ask that. 245 00:27:50,496 --> 00:27:54,584 Step number three: Next Thursday at precisely 2:00 p.m... 246 00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:59,797 you and six men will enter the main branch of the Paris credit bank. 247 00:27:59,881 --> 00:28:03,468 This afternoon, at approximately five minutes to 5:00... 248 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:06,512 three men dressed in building maintenance uniforms... 249 00:28:06,596 --> 00:28:09,223 entered and robbed the Paris credit bank. 250 00:28:10,308 --> 00:28:13,895 The leader has been identified as Jean Tournier. 251 00:28:17,774 --> 00:28:19,984 How much did they get? 252 00:28:20,068 --> 00:28:22,820 Millions. Here's the report. 253 00:28:23,988 --> 00:28:26,741 All right. That will be all, Francois. Thank you. 254 00:28:29,827 --> 00:28:31,788 Twenty million francs. 255 00:28:32,997 --> 00:28:35,750 And now, the next step. 256 00:29:38,855 --> 00:29:41,399 Hugo Fassbender and his daughter have been kidnapped. 257 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:44,068 - Professor Fassbender? - Yes. Paris has a theory. 258 00:29:44,152 --> 00:29:47,572 They're sending over their top man... a Chief lnspector Clouseau. 259 00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:52,368 He just sent this telegram. "Arrived Gatwick Airport, B.R. 121, 12:38 p.m." 260 00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:15,558 Yes? Who are you? 261 00:30:15,641 --> 00:30:18,561 - Jarvis, sir. - And what is it you do? 262 00:30:18,644 --> 00:30:21,647 - I am the butler. - Ah, the butler. Yes, yes. 263 00:30:21,731 --> 00:30:25,276 Can you tell me where you were on the night of the kidnapping? 264 00:30:25,318 --> 00:30:28,529 - Asleep in my room, sir. - Asleep in your room. 265 00:30:28,613 --> 00:30:30,823 - Can you prove that? - No. 266 00:30:30,907 --> 00:30:33,034 Make a note of that, Sergeant Yard. 267 00:30:33,117 --> 00:30:35,536 Tell the staff to assemble in the drawing room. 268 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:37,872 I will interview them in a few moments. 269 00:30:37,955 --> 00:30:39,874 Yes, sir. 270 00:30:41,376 --> 00:30:43,920 - What was your name again? - Jarvis. 271 00:30:44,003 --> 00:30:48,091 Jarvis, that's right. Perhaps you'll be kind enough to show me around the house. 272 00:30:48,174 --> 00:30:50,093 Very good, sir. 273 00:30:55,306 --> 00:30:58,142 I suggest we start with the upstairs. 274 00:30:58,184 --> 00:31:01,896 - This is the upstairs, sir. - Yes, I know that. 275 00:31:24,293 --> 00:31:26,087 This is a door. 276 00:31:26,129 --> 00:31:28,256 Yes, that is a door. 277 00:31:28,339 --> 00:31:31,467 - Yes, I know that. - It's not locked, sir. 278 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,138 Obviously. 279 00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:40,435 Stay where you are. I prefer to handle this alone. 280 00:31:53,865 --> 00:31:56,576 Is there anybody hiding there in the dark? 281 00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:18,806 Nothing like a good warm-up when you're on a case, you know? 282 00:32:18,890 --> 00:32:23,936 Tell me, which switch did you use to turn on the lights? 283 00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:25,938 The light switch, sir. 284 00:32:31,152 --> 00:32:33,112 Strange. It didn't work for me. 285 00:32:36,783 --> 00:32:38,701 Yes. 286 00:32:38,785 --> 00:32:44,624 Unless I miss my guess, this would be the gymnasium room. 287 00:32:44,665 --> 00:32:48,753 - Yes, sir. - Yes. It is a good room. 288 00:32:48,836 --> 00:32:50,254 Yes. 289 00:32:56,344 --> 00:33:00,681 This reminds me of my younger days at the Surete police academy. 290 00:33:00,723 --> 00:33:03,851 The parallel bars... my speciality. 291 00:33:03,935 --> 00:33:07,021 I was something of an athlete, you know. Yes, yes. 292 00:33:07,105 --> 00:33:11,609 I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. 293 00:33:11,692 --> 00:33:13,111 Oh, yes. 294 00:33:15,822 --> 00:33:18,574 Yes, it's all coming back now. 295 00:33:18,658 --> 00:33:21,744 Yes, I remember it... 296 00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:33,506 Well, that felt good! 297 00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:39,387 Well, now. I expect you're all wondering why I asked you here. 298 00:34:14,464 --> 00:34:17,133 It's obvious that the knight that wore that suit... 299 00:34:17,216 --> 00:34:19,635 did not last very long. 300 00:34:27,226 --> 00:34:29,812 Yes, yes. I know. 301 00:34:29,896 --> 00:34:31,814 Now. 302 00:34:31,898 --> 00:34:34,150 Yes. As I was saying... 303 00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:38,237 You were saying you supposed we were all wondering why you called us. 304 00:34:38,321 --> 00:34:42,784 Look. There is no need for you to speak unless I ask you a question. 305 00:34:42,867 --> 00:34:45,828 - What is your name? - I'm Shork, the gardener. 306 00:34:45,870 --> 00:34:48,414 - And what is it you do? - I'm the gardener. 307 00:34:48,498 --> 00:34:50,458 Why didn't you say that in the first place? 308 00:34:50,541 --> 00:34:53,628 - I did. - Don't be funny with me, monsieur. 309 00:34:53,711 --> 00:34:56,005 This is a very serious matter... 310 00:34:56,089 --> 00:34:59,509 and everyone in this room is under the suspicions. 311 00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:01,344 - "Reum"? - What? What was that? 312 00:35:01,386 --> 00:35:03,596 - You said, "Reum." - Yes, I know that. 313 00:35:03,679 --> 00:35:06,349 And there is a very good chance that someone in this room... 314 00:35:06,432 --> 00:35:09,852 knows more about the murder than he is telling. 315 00:35:09,936 --> 00:35:11,854 - Murder? - What was that you said? 316 00:35:11,896 --> 00:35:13,856 - I said murder. - What murder? 317 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:16,275 Well, I don't know. You said murder. 318 00:35:16,359 --> 00:35:18,319 I said murder? You said murder! 319 00:35:18,361 --> 00:35:21,197 No, I said murder because you said murder! 320 00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,492 - I said murder? - You said someone in this room... 321 00:35:24,534 --> 00:35:28,371 knows more about the murder than he's telling. 322 00:35:28,413 --> 00:35:30,373 Now listen... 323 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:33,668 - What was your name? - Shork. 324 00:35:33,751 --> 00:35:36,295 - The cook. - Gardener. 325 00:35:36,379 --> 00:35:39,006 Now we are getting somewhere. 326 00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:40,842 You... 327 00:35:40,883 --> 00:35:42,885 Oh, dear! 328 00:35:42,927 --> 00:35:45,513 Are you all right, Mr. Stutterstutt? 329 00:35:45,596 --> 00:35:47,890 - Who is this man? - He's Mr. Stutterstutt. 330 00:35:47,932 --> 00:35:50,393 I see, and what is your job, Mr. Stuckerstuff? 331 00:35:50,435 --> 00:35:51,894 He's the beekeeper. 332 00:35:51,936 --> 00:35:54,939 I'm not asking you. I'm asking Mr. Stuffsucker. 333 00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:57,734 What's that? What is he saying to you? What? What was that? 334 00:35:57,734 --> 00:36:01,028 He says he's got a bit of a cold, and he's lost his voice. 335 00:36:01,112 --> 00:36:05,241 Lost his voice. A beekeeper who has lost his voice... 336 00:36:05,283 --> 00:36:07,410 a cook who thinks he's a gardener... 337 00:36:07,493 --> 00:36:09,912 and a witness to a murder. 338 00:36:09,954 --> 00:36:13,374 Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye... 339 00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:16,294 that there is much more going on here... 340 00:36:16,335 --> 00:36:18,296 than meets the ear. 341 00:36:27,138 --> 00:36:30,141 Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker... 342 00:36:30,224 --> 00:36:32,643 I suggest you count your bees. 343 00:36:32,727 --> 00:36:35,438 You may find that one of them is missing. 344 00:36:35,521 --> 00:36:37,106 You ruined that piano! 345 00:36:37,148 --> 00:36:39,108 What is the price of one piano... 346 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:42,487 compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here? 347 00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:44,822 But that's a priceless Steinway! 348 00:36:44,906 --> 00:36:47,950 Not anymore. What is your name? 349 00:36:47,992 --> 00:36:49,994 Mrs. Leverlilly. 350 00:36:50,078 --> 00:36:53,373 Mrs. Loveliver. I would take a shrewd guess... 351 00:36:53,456 --> 00:36:55,625 that you are the housekeeper, right? 352 00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:59,504 I have been with Professor Fassbender for 30 years. 353 00:36:59,587 --> 00:37:02,632 That would account for your exaggerated hysteria... 354 00:37:02,673 --> 00:37:04,592 over a simple blemish on the furniture. 355 00:37:04,675 --> 00:37:06,010 Blemish! 356 00:37:06,052 --> 00:37:09,680 Whatever has happened to the piano can easily be repaired. 357 00:37:09,764 --> 00:37:11,682 What has happened to Professor Fassbender... 358 00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:14,644 and his daughter is another matter. 359 00:37:14,685 --> 00:37:20,149 And it is my job to bring the guilty party, or parties, to their justice. 360 00:37:20,233 --> 00:37:22,318 Now, then, what do we know? 361 00:37:22,402 --> 00:37:25,822 One: That Professor Fassbender... 362 00:37:25,863 --> 00:37:28,157 and his daughter have been kidnapped. 363 00:37:28,199 --> 00:37:34,038 Two: Someone has kidnapped them. 364 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,458 Three: My hand is on fire. 365 00:37:50,722 --> 00:37:52,640 Drummond, what's going on? 366 00:37:52,724 --> 00:37:54,225 Good afternoon, sir. 367 00:37:54,308 --> 00:37:58,062 Inspector Clouseau has been interrogating the staff. 368 00:37:59,147 --> 00:38:01,399 Inspector Clouseau, Superintendent Quinlan. 369 00:38:01,482 --> 00:38:03,192 Oh, lnspector. 370 00:38:03,234 --> 00:38:04,819 Superintendent. 371 00:38:28,217 --> 00:38:30,136 Why don't you just tell Potters that he's incompetent... 372 00:38:30,219 --> 00:38:33,097 and request that he be taken off the case? 373 00:38:33,139 --> 00:38:37,351 Because we've got enough trouble with France... 374 00:38:37,435 --> 00:38:41,564 without suggesting that their greatest detective is a fool. 375 00:38:44,150 --> 00:38:45,568 Steady. 376 00:38:47,653 --> 00:38:49,614 Where is he now? 377 00:38:50,656 --> 00:38:52,784 He is shadowing the Fassbender farm. 378 00:40:03,146 --> 00:40:05,064 Hello, sailor. 379 00:40:06,733 --> 00:40:08,651 - Yes? - Who are you? 380 00:40:08,735 --> 00:40:10,653 Chuck. Who are you? 381 00:40:18,077 --> 00:40:19,495 What's that? 382 00:40:19,579 --> 00:40:23,916 I am Chief lnspector Jacques Clouseau of the Surete. 383 00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:27,837 -How exciting. -I think I will just take a look around. 384 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,882 Yes. Well, you'll have to make use of the bar first or take a table. 385 00:40:30,923 --> 00:40:34,427 - The show starts in a few minutes. - In that case, I will take the table. 386 00:40:34,510 --> 00:40:36,637 Right. Follow me, Jock. 387 00:40:36,721 --> 00:40:38,890 - Jacques. - Jack? 388 00:40:43,895 --> 00:40:46,355 Ladies and gentlemen, once again... 389 00:40:46,439 --> 00:40:48,941 it is my profound pleasure to introduce... 390 00:40:48,983 --> 00:40:51,819 the incomparable Ainsley Jarvis! 391 00:41:01,162 --> 00:41:05,917 What's a queen 392 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,753 Without a castle 393 00:41:08,836 --> 00:41:11,339 You're right 394 00:41:11,422 --> 00:41:14,967 No queen at all 395 00:41:15,009 --> 00:41:20,515 And you'd be right again to say 396 00:41:20,598 --> 00:41:24,394 The winter's day 397 00:41:24,477 --> 00:41:27,605 Is cold 398 00:41:27,688 --> 00:41:30,233 Till you 399 00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:34,320 Come 400 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,204 Until you love me 401 00:41:43,287 --> 00:41:47,458 I always will be wanting 402 00:41:47,542 --> 00:41:50,002 This need I need 403 00:41:50,044 --> 00:41:53,172 Can come from only 404 00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:56,092 You 405 00:41:56,175 --> 00:42:00,388 Until you love me 406 00:42:00,471 --> 00:42:04,392 I'll live a life of longing 407 00:42:04,475 --> 00:42:07,812 For that's the next best thing 408 00:42:07,895 --> 00:42:11,983 I can do 409 00:42:13,067 --> 00:42:17,238 No way of knowing 410 00:42:17,321 --> 00:42:21,868 Which way you're heart is going 411 00:42:21,909 --> 00:42:24,537 To go 412 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:29,876 I don't think you know 413 00:42:29,917 --> 00:42:33,755 Take as long as it takes 414 00:42:33,838 --> 00:42:37,133 Your love 415 00:42:37,216 --> 00:42:39,135 To grow 416 00:42:42,263 --> 00:42:46,350 Until you love me 417 00:42:46,434 --> 00:42:50,438 Not one dream can come true 418 00:42:50,521 --> 00:42:54,776 In all my dreams 419 00:42:54,817 --> 00:42:57,612 There is a place 420 00:42:57,653 --> 00:43:00,573 For you 421 00:43:00,656 --> 00:43:06,037 And so I'll keep those dreams 422 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,498 Until 423 00:43:08,539 --> 00:43:12,877 You love me 424 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:18,341 Too 425 00:43:36,025 --> 00:43:40,154 Why is it that this afternoon you are Jarvis, the Fassbender butler... 426 00:43:40,238 --> 00:43:42,323 and tonight, you are... 427 00:43:42,407 --> 00:43:46,953 - Inspector, before you get all... - Madame or monsieur, I must warn you. 428 00:43:47,036 --> 00:43:49,455 You had better watch your step. 429 00:43:55,712 --> 00:43:58,881 - Something wrong, Ainsley? - Of course not, Bruno. 430 00:43:58,965 --> 00:44:02,427 No, the inspector was just warning me that I had to watch my step. 431 00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:06,347 You see, back in France, he's known as king of the tango. 432 00:44:06,389 --> 00:44:08,725 - Tango? - Oh, I'd love to. 433 00:44:19,777 --> 00:44:22,238 - The kidnappers are here. - Kidnappers? 434 00:44:28,870 --> 00:44:30,580 Okay. Let's go. 435 00:45:19,837 --> 00:45:22,423 You want to call Paris now? 436 00:45:31,557 --> 00:45:34,435 Look at it this way. It can't possibly get any worse. 437 00:46:22,108 --> 00:46:24,610 Professor Fassbender! 438 00:46:26,654 --> 00:46:31,659 What an honor to have you and your charming daughter as my guests. 439 00:46:31,743 --> 00:46:34,871 - Who the devil are you? - Ah, yes. Who the devil, indeed. 440 00:46:34,912 --> 00:46:37,874 Come. Sit down. Let us just say for the moment... 441 00:46:37,915 --> 00:46:40,793 that I'm your host and that I will do everything in my power... 442 00:46:40,877 --> 00:46:44,547 to make your stay here at Mondschien Castle as pleasant as possible. 443 00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:46,591 Providing, of course... 444 00:46:46,632 --> 00:46:51,095 that you reciprocate by giving me something that I very much want. 445 00:46:52,138 --> 00:46:54,932 And that would be? 446 00:46:55,016 --> 00:47:00,021 I am fascinated by your work on time-space relationships... 447 00:47:00,104 --> 00:47:04,776 particularly the vortices of electromagnetic aberrations. 448 00:47:04,859 --> 00:47:06,819 I see. 449 00:47:06,903 --> 00:47:09,155 And do you work for a particular government... 450 00:47:09,238 --> 00:47:11,741 or do you expect to sell my discovery to the highest bidder? 451 00:47:11,783 --> 00:47:15,495 Neither, Professor. Nothing so mundane. 452 00:47:15,578 --> 00:47:19,082 You and l... we're going to join forces, Professor. 453 00:47:19,165 --> 00:47:23,044 We're going to build the Doomsday Machine and conquer the world. 454 00:47:23,127 --> 00:47:26,005 - Have a sweet. - You're mad. 455 00:47:26,089 --> 00:47:29,342 Mad? On the contrary... 456 00:47:29,425 --> 00:47:32,136 every day, in every way... 457 00:47:32,178 --> 00:47:34,597 I've been getting better and better. 458 00:47:35,515 --> 00:47:38,684 Mad? Was Hannibal mad? 459 00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:43,940 Or Alexander? Surely Napoleon was the maddest of them all. Mad? 460 00:47:45,149 --> 00:47:47,068 We shall see, Professor. 461 00:47:47,151 --> 00:47:50,780 - I shall tell you nothing. - I think you will. 462 00:47:56,703 --> 00:47:59,038 I'll die first. 463 00:48:01,249 --> 00:48:03,668 Show Miss Fassbender to the schoolroom. 464 00:48:04,669 --> 00:48:06,087 Daddy? 465 00:48:25,398 --> 00:48:26,858 What are you going to do? 466 00:48:26,899 --> 00:48:31,112 Something so very, very painful, so hideous... 467 00:48:31,195 --> 00:48:33,865 your father will have no choice but to cooperate. 468 00:48:47,754 --> 00:48:51,382 All right. I'll tell you anything. 469 00:48:54,802 --> 00:48:57,263 The Wolverines certainly have to put some points on the scoreboard. 470 00:48:57,346 --> 00:48:59,265 I'm sure that Green will come out throwing. 471 00:48:59,348 --> 00:49:02,769 He's got to get that ball down deep into Navy territory. 472 00:49:02,810 --> 00:49:05,146 Green now on third down. Looks to the left, throws it... 473 00:49:05,229 --> 00:49:07,190 All right, team! Let's go! 474 00:49:07,273 --> 00:49:10,735 Throw's complete to Rhodes! He's inside the 15! He's to the 20! 475 00:49:10,818 --> 00:49:13,863 The clock is running down. Can the Wolverines do it? 476 00:49:15,656 --> 00:49:18,618 - What happened? - Where's the game? 477 00:49:18,659 --> 00:49:21,204 - Who is that? - Hello there. 478 00:49:23,956 --> 00:49:26,959 - He's on every station. - Well, call the F.C.C. 479 00:49:27,043 --> 00:49:29,379 Hold it! He's saying something. 480 00:49:29,462 --> 00:49:32,924 Mr. President, everybody, calm down. 481 00:49:32,965 --> 00:49:36,594 Calm down, hell! This is an emergen... 482 00:49:36,677 --> 00:49:38,930 An emergency. Did Michigan score? 483 00:49:39,013 --> 00:49:41,933 Please, let's hear what the fellow has to say. 484 00:49:42,016 --> 00:49:44,394 It is little enough to ask... 485 00:49:44,477 --> 00:49:46,062 the life of one man... 486 00:49:46,145 --> 00:49:48,564 against a holocaust... 487 00:49:48,648 --> 00:49:50,817 that could destroy the globe. 488 00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,362 What the hell's he talking about? 489 00:49:54,404 --> 00:49:56,072 Quiet. 490 00:49:56,155 --> 00:49:58,408 That's why I say again... 491 00:49:58,491 --> 00:50:01,285 give me Clouseau. 492 00:50:02,704 --> 00:50:06,499 - And we can all sleep secure in bed. - What's a Clouseau? 493 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:09,544 And so, next week... 494 00:50:09,627 --> 00:50:14,590 I shall give the world a demonstration of the awesome power I hold. 495 00:50:14,674 --> 00:50:17,176 On Saturday, October 9th... 496 00:50:17,218 --> 00:50:21,180 at precisely 3:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time... 497 00:50:21,222 --> 00:50:23,850 the United Nations building... 498 00:50:25,476 --> 00:50:28,104 Will vanish from the face of the earth. 499 00:50:31,232 --> 00:50:33,192 And the gun goes off. The game is over. 500 00:50:33,234 --> 00:50:36,362 Call the F.B.I., the C.I.A. and the Pentagon. 501 00:50:36,404 --> 00:50:38,531 Find out who won the game! 502 00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:45,288 That's a photograph taken by an American news photographer... 503 00:50:45,371 --> 00:50:47,290 while the broadcast was in progress. 504 00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:51,878 Paris has identified him as one Charles Dreyfus... 505 00:50:51,919 --> 00:50:54,881 former chief inspector of the Surete. 506 00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:58,051 - You're joking. - And more recently an inmate... 507 00:50:58,092 --> 00:51:01,846 at the state facility for the criminally insane. 508 00:51:01,929 --> 00:51:04,891 Until he escaped. Here's a text of his speech. 509 00:51:06,601 --> 00:51:08,561 He obviously controls equipment... 510 00:51:08,603 --> 00:51:10,563 sophisticated enough to pirate the satellite. 511 00:51:10,605 --> 00:51:13,191 "Give me Clouseau, and we can all sleep secure in our beds." 512 00:51:13,274 --> 00:51:15,193 Thought that might interest you. 513 00:51:15,276 --> 00:51:17,737 That's one crazy chief inspector talking about another crazy chief inspector. 514 00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:20,782 What does he mean anyway? "Give me Clouseau." 515 00:51:20,823 --> 00:51:24,327 Listen to this. "Little enough to ask the life of one man... 516 00:51:24,410 --> 00:51:26,913 against a holocaust that could destroy the globe." 517 00:51:26,954 --> 00:51:28,915 You missed the best bit. Look. 518 00:51:28,956 --> 00:51:31,542 He also threatens to make the U.N. building disappear. 519 00:51:35,755 --> 00:51:38,800 - Operation Looking Glass? - Fassbender. 520 00:51:38,883 --> 00:51:41,969 Give me Lovell. Home Office. 521 00:51:42,053 --> 00:51:45,014 - Where's Clouseau? - I've no idea. 522 00:51:57,985 --> 00:52:00,988 Now, ladies and gentlemen, once again... 523 00:52:01,072 --> 00:52:04,867 the incomparable Ainsley Jarvis. 524 00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,637 Monsieur Jarvis? 525 00:52:56,085 --> 00:52:59,047 - Sir, the coroner's report. - Ah, yes. 526 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,549 It's amazing. Even after he had been stabbed twice... 527 00:53:01,591 --> 00:53:03,634 he was still able to break the kidnapper's neck. 528 00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:07,722 - Ah, pity. - Yes, he had a lovely voice. 529 00:53:09,474 --> 00:53:13,269 I meant pity that the kidnapper's dead. We might have got something from him. 530 00:53:13,311 --> 00:53:16,773 - I did get something out of him. - What? 531 00:53:16,856 --> 00:53:18,775 What's that? 532 00:53:20,943 --> 00:53:23,488 - A clue. - Clue? 533 00:53:23,571 --> 00:53:27,075 - What? - You said a clue. 534 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:29,994 Yes. A brochure clue... 535 00:53:30,078 --> 00:53:32,914 advertising the Oktoberfest in Munich. 536 00:53:32,955 --> 00:53:35,666 It begins the day after tomorrow. 537 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:39,045 And you think the dead man was planning to go there, perhaps to meet someone? 538 00:53:39,128 --> 00:53:42,507 Yes. Perhaps to meet... 539 00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:44,759 the lunatic Dreyfus. 540 00:53:46,636 --> 00:53:50,473 At one time, partners in the war against crime... 541 00:53:50,515 --> 00:53:53,518 now archenemies. 542 00:53:58,272 --> 00:54:02,652 - You'll need help. - I prefer to do this alone. 543 00:54:02,693 --> 00:54:06,614 Yes, but if Dreyfus is what we suspect, he probably has an army behind him. 544 00:54:06,656 --> 00:54:10,034 Of course it won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is. 545 00:54:10,118 --> 00:54:14,205 That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded. 546 00:54:14,288 --> 00:54:19,585 For me, the greater the odds, the greater the challenge. 547 00:54:19,669 --> 00:54:23,673 And, as always, I accept the challenge. 548 00:54:23,756 --> 00:54:27,427 Well, I am off to Munich. 549 00:54:33,641 --> 00:54:37,603 Most ingenious. The old closet ploy. 550 00:54:37,687 --> 00:54:41,065 I really must congratulate you. If there's one thing I do enjoy... 551 00:54:41,149 --> 00:54:43,484 it's a good closet ploy. 552 00:54:43,568 --> 00:54:47,029 Well, until we meet again and the case is solved. 553 00:54:49,615 --> 00:54:51,576 The case is solved. 554 00:55:35,119 --> 00:55:37,246 Four minutes. 555 00:55:37,288 --> 00:55:42,251 We're gonna look like a bunch of Dipsy Doodles if this is a hoax. 556 00:55:42,293 --> 00:55:44,253 Well... 557 00:55:44,295 --> 00:55:46,964 we would look very foolish if we didn't take every precaution... 558 00:55:47,048 --> 00:55:48,883 and it turned out not to be a hoax. 559 00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:53,054 Dr. Fassbender and Operation Looking Glass are certainly no hoax. 560 00:55:53,137 --> 00:55:58,267 God. A weapon like that in the hands of a crazy Frenchman. 561 00:56:00,311 --> 00:56:02,855 You are certain? You can do it? 562 00:56:02,939 --> 00:56:06,150 - Theoretically, yes. - For your daughter's sake, I hope so. 563 00:56:06,234 --> 00:56:08,152 Ah, the dreams I had. 564 00:56:08,236 --> 00:56:12,073 All the terrible things I was going to do to that sweet child if you failed. 565 00:56:12,156 --> 00:56:14,575 - Look, I've done everything you asked. - Not yet. 566 00:56:14,659 --> 00:56:16,744 When the U.N. building vanishes... 567 00:56:16,828 --> 00:56:19,205 then you will have done everything I asked. 568 00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:22,917 What do you suppose they will call the crater? 569 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,128 The Dreyfus Ditch! 570 00:56:25,211 --> 00:56:27,964 - There should be no crater. - No crater? 571 00:56:28,047 --> 00:56:31,509 But I want a crater. I want wreckage, twisted metal. 572 00:56:31,592 --> 00:56:33,845 Something the world will not forget. 573 00:56:33,845 --> 00:56:37,306 - They will not forget today. - They won't? Wonderful. 574 00:56:37,390 --> 00:56:39,350 I have to tinkle again. Don't do anything till I get back. 575 00:56:39,392 --> 00:56:41,477 Too late. The countdown started. 576 00:56:41,561 --> 00:56:43,479 One minute. 577 00:57:16,846 --> 00:57:18,389 Thirty seconds. 578 00:57:18,473 --> 00:57:21,684 Seven, six... 579 00:57:21,768 --> 00:57:24,896 five, four... 580 00:57:24,937 --> 00:57:29,233 three, two, one! 581 00:57:29,317 --> 00:57:30,777 Ignition! 582 00:57:46,501 --> 00:57:48,961 Today... 583 00:57:49,045 --> 00:57:50,963 the U.N. building. 584 00:57:52,090 --> 00:57:54,550 Tomorrow, who knows? 585 00:57:55,635 --> 00:57:58,096 I think by now that the nations of the world are aware of the... 586 00:57:58,179 --> 00:58:00,598 the awesome power which I control... 587 00:58:00,681 --> 00:58:02,725 a power so great... 588 00:58:02,809 --> 00:58:06,646 if I choose, I could wipe out an entire city. 589 00:58:06,729 --> 00:58:08,981 After all, what is the life of a man... 590 00:58:09,065 --> 00:58:13,361 compared to the destruction of a whole city? 591 00:58:14,487 --> 00:58:17,323 I give you seven days. 592 00:58:17,407 --> 00:58:19,575 Seven days. 593 00:58:19,659 --> 00:58:21,411 Okay. 594 00:58:22,537 --> 00:58:24,831 Well done. 595 00:58:24,914 --> 00:58:27,500 So, now we wait. 596 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:30,044 All this to get one cop? 597 00:58:30,086 --> 00:58:33,131 But we have some of the finest hit men here in Europe. 598 00:58:33,214 --> 00:58:36,259 -In this very room. -Why don't we take care of it ourselves? 599 00:58:36,342 --> 00:58:39,262 - Because you wouldn't stand a chance. - Come on. 600 00:58:39,303 --> 00:58:42,682 - You don't know Clouseau. - He can't be that good. 601 00:58:42,765 --> 00:58:45,143 Good? He's not good. 602 00:58:45,226 --> 00:58:48,730 He's terrible. He's the worst. 603 00:58:48,813 --> 00:58:52,275 There is not any man like him anywhere in the world. 604 00:58:52,316 --> 00:58:55,695 Compared to Clouseau, this Doomsday Machine... 605 00:58:55,778 --> 00:58:58,156 is just a water pistol. 606 00:58:58,197 --> 00:59:01,576 That's why it will take all the great nations... 607 00:59:02,827 --> 00:59:04,787 with all of their trained assassins... 608 00:59:05,830 --> 00:59:08,958 and all of their sophisticated murder weapons... 609 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,377 to eliminate Clouseau. 610 00:59:18,092 --> 00:59:20,011 Taxi, please. 611 00:59:26,684 --> 00:59:27,852 This gentleman... 612 00:59:27,935 --> 00:59:30,813 - What are you doing? - That's my case. 613 00:59:33,816 --> 00:59:38,154 Lucky for you, I am in a hurry. Otherwise you would have been arrested. 614 00:59:38,196 --> 00:59:41,491 And when it comes to the matter of eliminating Clouseau... 615 00:59:41,532 --> 00:59:45,453 nobody wants to have anybody else get the credit for it. 616 00:59:45,536 --> 00:59:49,082 It's a matter of national pride. 617 00:59:49,165 --> 00:59:52,668 I think we all agree, Mr. President, that we simply cannot afford... 618 00:59:52,752 --> 00:59:56,339 to allow any other country to get hold of Fassbender's machine. 619 00:59:56,381 --> 01:00:00,551 Crazy or not, anyone who has gone to the lengths that Dreyfus has... 620 01:00:00,635 --> 01:00:02,845 in order to eliminate one man... 621 01:00:02,887 --> 01:00:05,014 it's reasonable to assume... 622 01:00:05,056 --> 01:00:07,558 that Dreyfus will smile very kindly... 623 01:00:07,642 --> 01:00:10,686 on the one who eliminates lnspector Clouseau. 624 01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:12,980 I think that's pretty far-fetched. 625 01:00:13,064 --> 01:00:16,401 Mr. President, if I told you one week ago... 626 01:00:16,484 --> 01:00:18,694 that the U.N. building would disappear... 627 01:00:18,736 --> 01:00:21,906 and that a certified lunatic would blackmail the entire... 628 01:00:21,989 --> 01:00:24,242 You made your point. What do we do? 629 01:00:24,325 --> 01:00:27,704 Well, Mr. President, Clouseau is in Munich. 630 01:00:27,745 --> 01:00:30,123 I ordered one of our top people to Munich yesterday. 631 01:00:30,206 --> 01:00:33,668 - Yesterday? - Well, just in case. 632 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:37,296 He's just reported in. Clouseau has gone to the Oktoberfest. 633 01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:40,466 I wonder if we have enough time before the others act. 634 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:44,637 Germany's already acted, and bungled it. 635 01:00:44,721 --> 01:00:47,098 According to the latest code transmission... 636 01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:49,809 twelve countries have got their top assassins in Munich... 637 01:00:49,892 --> 01:00:52,562 and they're all converging on the Oktoberfest. 638 01:00:54,063 --> 01:00:57,859 My God, it will be like a shooting gallery. 639 01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:43,506 Try one of my pretzels. They're good. 640 01:03:44,525 --> 01:03:47,528 What are you doing to this poor, motherless child? 641 01:03:47,612 --> 01:03:49,072 You great big bully. 642 01:03:50,323 --> 01:03:53,493 There, there, little boy. 643 01:05:13,322 --> 01:05:14,782 Sir. 644 01:05:20,747 --> 01:05:22,957 - I better call the President. - You know what time it is? 645 01:05:24,751 --> 01:05:27,086 He wants me to call. 646 01:05:28,755 --> 01:05:30,673 Put me in, Coach. 647 01:05:33,634 --> 01:05:35,553 What's the score? 648 01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:46,064 Yes! 649 01:05:48,024 --> 01:05:50,943 It's okay. How many? 650 01:05:51,027 --> 01:05:52,653 Twenty-six, Mr. President. 651 01:05:52,695 --> 01:05:56,115 Holy cow. No wonder Dreyfus wants that Clouseau killed. 652 01:05:56,199 --> 01:05:58,368 He's a one-man army. Who's left? 653 01:05:58,451 --> 01:06:01,371 Just the Russian and the Egyptian. 654 01:07:01,139 --> 01:07:03,099 My key, please. 655 01:07:10,898 --> 01:07:12,817 127, please. 656 01:08:36,734 --> 01:08:39,320 Good evening, lnspector Clouseau. 657 01:08:55,503 --> 01:08:59,632 I couldn't sleep, and I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 658 01:09:08,182 --> 01:09:10,601 I hope you don't mind. 659 01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:29,287 You Frenchmen are so romantic. 660 01:09:30,955 --> 01:09:33,041 Thank heaven 661 01:09:33,124 --> 01:09:35,460 For little girls 662 01:10:46,781 --> 01:10:48,741 Swine maid. 663 01:12:44,982 --> 01:12:48,194 Oh, forgive me, darling. I've just washed my hands. 664 01:12:49,695 --> 01:12:51,989 They must have been freezing. 665 01:12:52,949 --> 01:12:54,325 Freezing? Yes. 666 01:12:54,409 --> 01:12:56,119 Something wrong? 667 01:12:56,202 --> 01:12:59,664 Wrong? Oh, no. 668 01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,416 What could be wrong? 669 01:13:04,127 --> 01:13:07,880 Then come back to bed. 670 01:13:07,964 --> 01:13:09,924 Yes, of course. 671 01:13:09,966 --> 01:13:12,135 Into the bed, you know. 672 01:13:13,261 --> 01:13:16,681 And take off those so-silly pajamas. 673 01:13:18,599 --> 01:13:22,562 You may rest assured you will never see these so-silly pajamas again. 674 01:13:22,645 --> 01:13:25,732 That I can assure you. 675 01:13:40,038 --> 01:13:41,456 Darling? 676 01:13:42,582 --> 01:13:45,293 Yes, I won't be a moment... 677 01:13:45,376 --> 01:13:46,794 darling. 678 01:13:48,463 --> 01:13:50,423 Hurry, darling. 679 01:13:51,674 --> 01:13:54,385 I'm just going to take a bath. 680 01:13:54,469 --> 01:13:56,721 A bath? 681 01:13:56,804 --> 01:13:58,723 Excuse me. 682 01:14:00,308 --> 01:14:01,726 Yes. 683 01:14:07,774 --> 01:14:10,485 Hello, this is Chief lnspector Clouseau. 684 01:14:10,568 --> 01:14:13,988 There is a beautiful woman in my bed and a dead man in my bath. 685 01:14:22,663 --> 01:14:25,917 If you're going to take a bath, I want to take one with you. 686 01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:30,838 Darling, it's freezing out here. Let me in. 687 01:14:36,344 --> 01:14:37,845 Madame... 688 01:14:37,929 --> 01:14:41,182 I arrest you for the murder of the man in this bathtub. 689 01:14:41,265 --> 01:14:42,350 What? 690 01:14:42,433 --> 01:14:46,354 And I must warn you that anything you say will be taken down... 691 01:14:46,437 --> 01:14:48,564 and used in evidence against me... 692 01:14:48,648 --> 01:14:50,191 you. 693 01:14:52,110 --> 01:14:54,070 Who is he? 694 01:14:54,153 --> 01:14:57,615 I don't know. He looks familiar. 695 01:14:57,698 --> 01:15:01,077 - He looks like you. - Looks like me? 696 01:15:03,996 --> 01:15:05,915 Tournier, the bank robber. 697 01:15:05,998 --> 01:15:08,876 What is he doing in your bathtub dressed up like you? 698 01:15:08,918 --> 01:15:12,296 It is a question I could very easily ask you. 699 01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:14,757 But he has been shot... 700 01:15:14,841 --> 01:15:18,052 and I do not carry a gun. 701 01:15:18,094 --> 01:15:20,888 Obviously not, no. 702 01:15:20,972 --> 01:15:23,224 I am Olga Berriossiva. 703 01:15:23,266 --> 01:15:26,602 Until one hour ago, I was a loyal Russian agent... 704 01:15:26,686 --> 01:15:29,897 under direct order from the presidium to kill you. 705 01:15:29,939 --> 01:15:31,441 To kill me? 706 01:15:31,482 --> 01:15:33,901 I was considered a perfect liquidator... 707 01:15:33,943 --> 01:15:37,572 because no man had ever been able to involve me emotionally... 708 01:15:37,613 --> 01:15:39,574 until tonight. 709 01:15:40,950 --> 01:15:43,828 Do you think that you could fall in love... 710 01:15:43,911 --> 01:15:47,081 with an ex-Russian agent? 711 01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:50,918 Well, of course... 712 01:15:51,002 --> 01:15:53,671 everything is possible, yes. 713 01:15:59,302 --> 01:16:02,138 - But you are not the same. - Huh? 714 01:16:02,221 --> 01:16:05,475 Oh, well, of course... 715 01:16:05,558 --> 01:16:07,852 dead men in bathtubs have been known... 716 01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:10,521 to make quite a difference, you know. 717 01:16:10,605 --> 01:16:14,734 Anyway, this is the man who can lead me to the lunatic Dreyfus... 718 01:16:14,817 --> 01:16:17,070 who it is my sworn duty to apprehend. 719 01:16:17,153 --> 01:16:20,281 I, too, had a sworn duty, but I have forsaken it... 720 01:16:20,364 --> 01:16:24,535 become traitor, given up everything for you. 721 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:27,413 With me... 722 01:16:27,497 --> 01:16:30,792 it is the duty that comes first. 723 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:34,462 Oh, make an exception just this once. 724 01:16:34,545 --> 01:16:36,881 I wish that I could. 725 01:16:36,964 --> 01:16:40,051 You can. I guarantee it. 726 01:16:40,134 --> 01:16:42,845 No, you see, l... 727 01:16:44,013 --> 01:16:45,598 - Look! - What? 728 01:16:45,681 --> 01:16:49,352 That tattoo. When I arrested Tournier, he did not have that tattoo. 729 01:16:49,435 --> 01:16:53,648 - It looks like the Mondschien crest. - Mondschien? 730 01:16:53,731 --> 01:16:56,067 - Mm-hmm. - What is that? 731 01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:59,821 An infamous family who ruled Bavaria in the 15th century. 732 01:17:00,988 --> 01:17:04,867 I read somewhere that the Mondschien Castle... 733 01:17:04,951 --> 01:17:07,912 had recently been sold. 734 01:17:08,037 --> 01:17:10,123 You read somewhere that... 735 01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:12,583 they had sold the castle? 736 01:17:15,878 --> 01:17:19,382 Fancy them selling the castle, just like that. 737 01:17:24,387 --> 01:17:26,305 The castle! 738 01:17:26,389 --> 01:17:28,891 Yes. Dreyfus. 739 01:17:29,976 --> 01:17:32,895 He is in the castle. 740 01:17:40,278 --> 01:17:43,364 Farewell. I am off to Mondschien Castle. 741 01:17:57,003 --> 01:18:00,089 Must be getting a cavity. 742 01:18:00,131 --> 01:18:02,717 When can my daughter and I leave? 743 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:05,887 When Clouseau is no more, perhaps. 744 01:18:05,970 --> 01:18:08,347 I have done everything you asked. 745 01:18:08,431 --> 01:18:11,267 You've done everything I've asked so far... 746 01:18:11,309 --> 01:18:13,686 but I have not asked everything. 747 01:18:13,770 --> 01:18:16,647 What you mean is that you have no intention of letting us go. 748 01:18:16,689 --> 01:18:18,816 You plan to continue your reign of terror... 749 01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:20,985 whether Clouseau is eliminated or not. 750 01:18:21,069 --> 01:18:23,279 I must admit the thought had occurred to me. 751 01:18:23,362 --> 01:18:27,075 - You are mad. - And you are redundant, Professor. 752 01:18:27,158 --> 01:18:30,119 Redundant and fallacious. Madness does not preclude achievement. 753 01:18:30,203 --> 01:18:32,955 You cannot operate the machine without me. 754 01:18:32,997 --> 01:18:35,041 Not yet, but when you have taught me. 755 01:18:35,124 --> 01:18:37,210 And if I refuse to teach you? 756 01:18:37,293 --> 01:18:41,964 Then I would have to take the matter up with your charming daughter. 757 01:18:42,048 --> 01:18:44,842 - What kind of a man are you? - A madman. 758 01:18:44,926 --> 01:18:49,013 - You said so yourself. - Boss! 759 01:18:57,522 --> 01:18:59,774 It's true. 760 01:18:59,857 --> 01:19:02,276 - When? - This morning, in his hotel room. 761 01:19:04,195 --> 01:19:06,614 He's dead! 762 01:19:06,697 --> 01:19:09,742 He's dead in his hotel bedroom! 763 01:19:09,826 --> 01:19:11,744 Hurray! I'm free! 764 01:19:13,246 --> 01:19:16,290 Oh, I'm so happy, Professor. 765 01:19:16,374 --> 01:19:17,792 I'm so... 766 01:19:39,105 --> 01:19:41,107 Good day. 767 01:19:41,190 --> 01:19:43,776 My name is Professor Guy Gabroir... 768 01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:46,946 medieval castle authority from Marseilles. 769 01:19:47,029 --> 01:19:50,950 Tell me, do you have a room? 770 01:19:51,034 --> 01:19:54,704 I do not know what a "reum" is. 771 01:20:06,299 --> 01:20:09,093 Ah! A room! 772 01:20:09,135 --> 01:20:11,471 That is what I have been saying, you idiot. 773 01:20:11,554 --> 01:20:12,972 Room. 774 01:20:30,323 --> 01:20:32,033 Does your dog bite? 775 01:20:37,497 --> 01:20:38,915 Nice doggy. 776 01:20:42,377 --> 01:20:44,712 I thought you said your dog did not bite. 777 01:20:44,796 --> 01:20:47,298 That is not my dog. 778 01:23:59,824 --> 01:24:02,326 Anything I can get you, boss? 779 01:24:02,410 --> 01:24:05,455 I can't stand it any longer. Get me a dentist! 780 01:24:22,096 --> 01:24:24,390 Dr. Shurtz lives here... 781 01:24:24,474 --> 01:24:26,893 but he has gone fishing. 782 01:24:28,144 --> 01:24:31,731 I don't know. I will tell him. 783 01:24:33,775 --> 01:24:37,070 Did I hear you say a doctor lives here? 784 01:24:37,153 --> 01:24:39,989 He's a doctor and a dentist. 785 01:24:40,031 --> 01:24:42,366 He made mein teeth for me. 786 01:24:42,450 --> 01:24:45,411 They want him up at the castle. 787 01:24:45,495 --> 01:24:49,332 Up at the castle? Where can I find him? 788 01:24:49,415 --> 01:24:52,043 Dr. Shurtz has gone fishing. 789 01:24:52,126 --> 01:24:55,171 - He probably won't be back until... - Show me his zimmer. 790 01:24:55,254 --> 01:24:56,547 - Hmm? - His room! 791 01:25:10,853 --> 01:25:13,231 Hello! 792 01:25:13,314 --> 01:25:17,193 It's Dr. Shurtz from the village, you know. 793 01:25:41,884 --> 01:25:44,762 Oh, excuse me, sir. 794 01:25:44,846 --> 01:25:47,140 - Dr. Shurtz is here. - Where? 795 01:25:47,223 --> 01:25:49,517 Ah, here, Doctor. Please hurry. 796 01:25:49,559 --> 01:25:51,519 I am in agony. 797 01:25:55,064 --> 01:25:57,525 All will be well soon. 798 01:25:59,318 --> 01:26:01,696 - Did you hurt yourself? - Yes. 799 01:26:01,738 --> 01:26:04,449 The burn. I can set it later. 800 01:26:05,908 --> 01:26:08,453 - Please hurry. - First of all, I will need... 801 01:26:08,536 --> 01:26:10,580 some hot water and towels. 802 01:26:10,663 --> 01:26:13,583 Get some hot water, Harry, and lock the door. 803 01:26:13,666 --> 01:26:16,878 - I don't want to be disturbed. - And lock the door, Harry. 804 01:26:16,919 --> 01:26:19,213 He does not wish to be disturbed, you know. 805 01:26:19,297 --> 01:26:22,592 Please, Doctor, hurry. I can't stand the pain. 806 01:26:22,675 --> 01:26:26,095 Yes. Now, then let me see. 807 01:26:26,137 --> 01:26:27,972 - Ow. - What? 808 01:26:28,056 --> 01:26:30,933 - My eye. - I thought it was your tooth. 809 01:26:30,975 --> 01:26:34,145 - But it is my tooth. - I wish you would make your mind up. 810 01:26:34,228 --> 01:26:37,774 I don't normally make castle calls in the middle of the night. 811 01:26:42,403 --> 01:26:43,821 Doctor. 812 01:26:45,490 --> 01:26:47,408 Wait while l... 813 01:26:49,702 --> 01:26:51,371 Yes, that's... 814 01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:56,959 There it is. 815 01:26:59,003 --> 01:27:01,881 Now, open wide, please. 816 01:27:03,341 --> 01:27:05,301 Now, let me see. 817 01:27:06,803 --> 01:27:09,806 Tell me when this hurts. 818 01:27:09,847 --> 01:27:11,808 Is it that one? 819 01:27:13,101 --> 01:27:15,019 Is it that one? 820 01:27:17,522 --> 01:27:20,233 Ah, there is the naughty one. 821 01:27:20,316 --> 01:27:23,361 - Are you going to pull it? - Pull it? 822 01:27:23,444 --> 01:27:25,905 Yes, of course I will pull it. 823 01:27:25,988 --> 01:27:28,533 Please give me something to put me out. 824 01:27:28,616 --> 01:27:30,535 Put you out? 825 01:27:32,245 --> 01:27:34,205 Yes. Here, first you must wear... 826 01:27:34,247 --> 01:27:38,000 this special anesthetic cotton wool, you know. 827 01:27:38,042 --> 01:27:42,755 Wear it over the eyes. On no account look out from under it. 828 01:27:42,839 --> 01:27:46,509 That will ruin the whole effect of the anesthetic on the eyes. 829 01:27:46,551 --> 01:27:50,096 - You want me to hold it like that? - Hold it like that on the eyes... 830 01:27:50,179 --> 01:27:52,181 while I get some... 831 01:27:52,265 --> 01:27:54,934 Please hurry, Doctor. I can't stand the pain. 832 01:27:55,017 --> 01:27:56,936 Yes. Coming soon. 833 01:28:05,194 --> 01:28:07,113 What are you doing? 834 01:28:07,196 --> 01:28:09,866 Just rearranging the furniture... 835 01:28:09,907 --> 01:28:13,703 in order to give you the full effect of the anesthetic. 836 01:28:13,745 --> 01:28:17,290 Doctor, I'm in agony! 837 01:28:17,373 --> 01:28:19,625 Not for much longer. 838 01:28:32,764 --> 01:28:35,224 That was hell down there. 839 01:28:35,266 --> 01:28:38,102 What's wrong? 840 01:28:38,186 --> 01:28:42,190 Whoever built this house put the stairs in the wrong place. 841 01:28:42,273 --> 01:28:45,526 Do you mean you fell down the stairs? 842 01:28:45,610 --> 01:28:48,946 I was preoccupied with the anesthetic, you know. 843 01:28:48,988 --> 01:28:52,116 It's really hot in here, isn't it? 844 01:28:54,702 --> 01:28:56,662 Now, the... 845 01:28:57,705 --> 01:28:59,165 anesthetic. 846 01:29:02,668 --> 01:29:04,629 "Nitrous oxide." 847 01:29:07,048 --> 01:29:09,550 What's that? 848 01:29:09,634 --> 01:29:12,345 That is the anesthetic, you know. 849 01:29:12,428 --> 01:29:13,846 Oh, good. 850 01:29:14,931 --> 01:29:17,642 Yes, it is good, yes. 851 01:29:19,727 --> 01:29:22,355 Please, Doctor, the pain is getting worse. 852 01:29:22,438 --> 01:29:24,607 Please, hurry up. 853 01:29:24,690 --> 01:29:28,569 A few whiffs of this, and you won't feel a thing. 854 01:29:29,654 --> 01:29:33,324 - All right. - Now, breathe deeply. 855 01:29:34,534 --> 01:29:37,662 - How's that? - It's fine. 856 01:29:37,704 --> 01:29:39,664 How do you feel? 857 01:29:41,207 --> 01:29:43,167 A little dizzy. 858 01:29:44,919 --> 01:29:47,463 - What's so funny? - I don't know. Nothing. 859 01:29:47,547 --> 01:29:50,174 - Then why are you laughing? - I don't know. 860 01:29:50,258 --> 01:29:54,220 - Why are you laughing? - Because I can't help it. 861 01:30:05,773 --> 01:30:07,233 Yes. 862 01:30:10,903 --> 01:30:12,029 I love it. 863 01:30:12,113 --> 01:30:14,157 - Come on. - It's gonna hurt. 864 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,159 Good. Lovely. 865 01:30:32,300 --> 01:30:36,012 I will have to use more leverage. 866 01:31:00,536 --> 01:31:03,164 I don't know what you gave me, Doctor... 867 01:31:03,247 --> 01:31:06,042 but it's giving me hallucinations. 868 01:31:06,125 --> 01:31:09,045 Your whole face has changed. 869 01:31:09,128 --> 01:31:11,047 It has? 870 01:31:23,351 --> 01:31:24,852 How's this? 871 01:31:24,936 --> 01:31:27,355 Grotesque! 872 01:31:31,484 --> 01:31:34,195 We just got word, boss. Clouseau is still alive. 873 01:31:37,031 --> 01:31:38,991 I knew it. 874 01:31:44,205 --> 01:31:47,041 He has pulled the wrong tooth. 875 01:31:49,252 --> 01:31:53,506 There's only one man who would pull the wrong tooth. 876 01:31:53,548 --> 01:31:55,174 It's Clouseau. 877 01:31:55,258 --> 01:31:58,010 Kill him. 878 01:32:22,326 --> 01:32:25,872 Get Fassbender and his daughter into the control room. 879 01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:28,041 What about Clouseau? 880 01:32:28,082 --> 01:32:32,545 Priorities. First I will pick a target. 881 01:32:32,587 --> 01:32:34,547 Then Clouseau. 882 01:32:53,232 --> 01:32:55,985 Now we'll see who has the last laugh. 883 01:32:56,069 --> 01:32:58,321 They've all betrayed me, and now they will have to pay. 884 01:32:58,404 --> 01:33:01,324 What shall I destroy? Buckingham Palace? Too small. 885 01:33:01,407 --> 01:33:03,326 How about London? Not big enough. 886 01:33:03,409 --> 01:33:05,912 England! Yes, England. 887 01:33:05,995 --> 01:33:07,955 Good-bye, Piccadilly 888 01:33:07,997 --> 01:33:10,625 Farewell, Leicester Square 889 01:33:17,632 --> 01:33:20,301 You are just in time, Professor. 890 01:33:20,385 --> 01:33:24,180 Within five minutes, I shall destroy England. 891 01:33:24,263 --> 01:33:26,182 England! 892 01:33:26,265 --> 01:33:28,726 No more cricket. 893 01:33:28,810 --> 01:33:31,687 No more warm beer, Professor. 894 01:33:31,729 --> 01:33:35,233 No more fish and chips. No more... 895 01:33:43,408 --> 01:33:44,867 England! 896 01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:44,302 Do something. 897 01:34:44,385 --> 01:34:46,763 You brought it on yourself. It's too late. 898 01:34:46,846 --> 01:34:48,097 Wait! 899 01:34:48,181 --> 01:34:51,142 Do something! Come back! Help me! 900 01:34:51,225 --> 01:34:52,643 Look! 901 01:34:54,604 --> 01:34:56,230 You've gotta help me. 902 01:34:56,272 --> 01:34:59,442 Help, Professor! 903 01:36:36,247 --> 01:36:39,250 Cato, my little yellow friend, I'm home. 904 01:37:18,039 --> 01:37:20,541 I gave Cato the night off. 905 01:37:21,918 --> 01:37:25,630 But what has happened to my room? 906 01:39:58,741 --> 01:40:00,159 Darling? 907 01:40:12,422 --> 01:40:14,966 My darling. 908 01:40:20,012 --> 01:40:22,682 Darling, sing to me. 909 01:40:22,724 --> 01:40:25,351 Sing to you? Oh. 910 01:40:25,435 --> 01:40:28,938 Come to me 911 01:40:29,021 --> 01:40:30,940 And the world 912 01:40:31,023 --> 01:40:34,694 It will be ours tonight 913 01:40:43,244 --> 01:40:45,204 Where did you go? 914 01:40:45,288 --> 01:40:48,082 - Your voice? - Yes, that was my voice. 915 01:40:48,166 --> 01:40:50,877 That was my voice singing a little song we used to sing... 916 01:40:50,918 --> 01:40:54,130 in the Resistance to keep up the courage. 917 01:40:54,213 --> 01:40:57,175 Was it hard for you in the Resistance? 918 01:40:57,258 --> 01:41:01,095 Very hard, but not as hard as it is now. 919 01:41:01,179 --> 01:41:03,097 Darling, relax. 920 01:41:03,181 --> 01:41:05,683 Resistance is over. 921 01:41:06,976 --> 01:41:09,520 My darling. 922 01:41:09,604 --> 01:41:11,773 My beautiful darling. 923 01:41:11,856 --> 01:41:14,025 What?