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Previously on "Mr. Pickles"...

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It's Steve in the picture!

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- Who?
- You know, Steve,

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the guardian of Mr. Pickles' lair.

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Ugh! Aah!

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My wife, Agnes,

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passed away years ago.

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- Where is she?
- Aah!

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An underground city?

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- Mr. Pickles!
- Ah!

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Where's Agnes?!

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Hello, Henry.

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Aah!

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Aah! No, Agnes, get off of me!

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I told you, my name is Steve,

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and where do you think you're going,
Henry?!

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To tell everybody the truth!

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Everybody,
you're not gonna believe this, but...

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Dad, wait!
You're not gonna believe this.

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- Wha...
- Mom is alive!

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Good boy!

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S03E01
Brain Download

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Mom, tell the doctor what you told us.

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All I remember is that dumb
kid finding me outside.

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I'm Tommy!

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She remembers. Mr. Pickles killed her,

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then revived her just to mess with me.

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She's Steve, Mr. Pickles' pet

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who lives under the dog hou... Oh! Aah!

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Oopsie. Maybe I was a clumsy person,

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but I don't remember.

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Well, it seems

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your mother is not dead.

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Oh, and she has amnesia.

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Amnesia?

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Well, I think I'll go clean the gutters.

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Stanley!

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You haven't said a word to mom.

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Oh, uh, Agnes, hi.

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Hey,
maybe this place can help her remember!

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It can recover and
record memories for free!

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- Huh?
- Great, then we can all see

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where Agnes has really been!

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Wow! Oh.

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Well, I'm gonna go buy some new socks.

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Hi, folks!
I'm Ace, the manager here at M,

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The Memory Download Store!

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What if you could remember where
you put that wig of yours?!

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Or want to prove to mom
you did brush your teeth?

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Maybe you just want to watch
some old memories to remember

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why you ever got married, all for free?

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Who's down to download today, hmm?

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- My grandma!
- Uh...

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But she has amnesty!

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Amnesia? Forget about it.

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M's process even
downloads lost memories.

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- It's going down... load.
- Wait.

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Stop, boy! He's going down on grandma!

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And boo-yah! Her memories are recovered!

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Yay!

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Now we can watch her memories!

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But some memories should be private,

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even if I don't remember anything.

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That's right!
Everybody is hiding shameful memories,

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so I'm gonna upload all
her shameful memories

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online for the world to see.

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Unless you pay me $50,000
by the end of the day!

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- What?
- You're blackmailing us?

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Yeah, you and everybody else.

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Oh, no! The whole town is in trouble!

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Don't worry, grandma,
I know who can help.

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Come on, Mr. Pickles!

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Oh, Tommy.

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I thought you were the
delivery guy bringing me fish.

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- Fish?
- No, thanks, Blade.

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I know you're good at computers,

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and I need your help!

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M has set up operations nationwide.

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These guys are the best hackers alive,

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but I could hack into Ace's computer

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and delete his memory files remotely.

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- Fish?
- No, thanks.

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You hear that?
He can delete the memories.

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Oh, no. He's coded each file,

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so that, to delete them,
I would have to download them

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back into their original brains.

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Sorry, I cannot help y-y-y-y-y-you.

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Lewis! I told you to stop
buying all these fish online!

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They're clogging up the toilet!

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Grandma, I told you to call me Blade.

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When are you gonna give
up this hacker thing

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and grow up, Lewis?

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What a cunt-tinuously annoying woman.

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Fish?

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No, thanks. Come on, boy.

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Oh, wait.

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What are we doing?

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I will download the
files into your brain,

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thus deleting the memories
from Ace's computer.

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The files are deleting.

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When you're good, you are good.

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Sir, what are you doing?

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I don't want to know that!
Ow, my head's hurting!

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My head, stop!

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Stopping mid-transfer
could cause brain failure.

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It must be stopped from
the original source.

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Fish?

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Hey, we got your money!

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Hey, what the hell's
happening to my computer?

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Why are my files deleting?

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Hey, what do you want, you stupid dog?

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Hey, what are you... No!

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Hey, you broke my computer!

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Error, error,
now transferring entire M database.

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Ace, what's happening to your computer?

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All of M's memory files are deleting

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and being transferred
into some kid's brain!

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You're the only hacker alive

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who knows how to get the memories

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out of that kid! Ace?!

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Oh, no. It's rapidly downloading

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the entire country's memories.

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I know too much!

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Are you okay?

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Uhh, I think so.

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And then, when I was 16,

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I wanted to be a ventriloquist,
but you said,

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"If you're looking for a dummy,
just look in the mirror."

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- Oh!
- We didn't always get along.

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Now we have a second chance.

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Oh! I wish I could remember.

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- She remembers!
- Well, I'm gonna...

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Hey, look, a spoon store.

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Stanley, what is up with you?!

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♪ La la la, spoons ♪

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They'll never believe you, Henry!

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Mr. Pickles showed me

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the way of the pavanastra
sluganotharats.

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I am forever Steve,
and now that I'm home,

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I'm gonna help Mr. Pickles
make your life hell!

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Ugh, who cares?

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You want to make me look crazy?
I'm used to it.

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Oh! Hey, what are you doing?

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Help! He's forcing himself on me!

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- What?
- Dad! This has gone too far!

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Oh.

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Oh, no, I'm stuck!

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Now I'll never stop the
town from being blackmailed.

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- Aww.
- Lewis, I told you not

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to put fish in my waterbed anymore!

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That's it, you're moving out!

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Aww. Wait.

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Let's move out!

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Oh! Whoa!

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Aah! Lewis, get back here

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with my house!

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- Blade! Watch out!
- Huh? Oh!

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Speeders!

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Oh, no, the po-po.

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Hold on.

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Aah!

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You in the house!
Slow down, or I will shoot!

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I can't see with this
stupid sign in the way!

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Oh, no, a dead end!

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- Slow down!
- Rock and roll.

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- Hey, I got your money!
- $50,000!

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Where the hell is he?

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- Oh!
- Whoa!

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- Tommy?
- Tommy?

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Hi, everybody!

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I've downloaded all of
the memories into my brain

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so nobody has to be blackmailed.

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Yeah, Tommy! Our memories are safe!

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That's right!
Some things should be private,

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'cause if they weren't,
everybody would know

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Mr. BoJenkins wears women's
clothes and spanks himself.

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The sheriff was a kid who
dressed his poops up like dolls.

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- Aww.
- And my grandma laid naked

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with my dad.

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Also, where my grandma has
really been all these years

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is with...

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Oh. What was I saying?

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Well, maybe I'll go get a haircut.

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You laid naked with my mother?!

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Uh, it was dark.
Your mother crawled into bed.

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But I knew it wasn't
you when I smelled...

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- Fish?
- Uh, no thanks.

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Is this true?

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Oh, of course it's true!

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But when I tried to screw Stanley,

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he acted like his
family was so important!

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Ha! His stupid dreamer of a wife

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and his idiot son!

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Yay, grandma remembers me!

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- Agnes, how could you...
- Henry!

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I told you to call me St...

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Oh! I've gotten carried away.
Don't be mad.

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How could I not be mad?

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No, don't kill me.

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I'll do anything you want! Anythi...

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Oh, Agnes!

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- Mom!
- Delivery for Blade?

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Boy, this place was hard to find. Oh!

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Now she's dead.

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Ugh!

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What's happening? I can't see.

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But destroying this is pointless.

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I've backed up all the memories

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on the M satellite in outer space.

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Mr. Pickles, I've got a bone to pick...

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Agnes?

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Henry, I'm sorry I hurt you,

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but I'll always remember the time

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we made wild love

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in the back of your '57 Chevy.

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I never had a '57 Chevy.

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Oops, I wonder who that was.

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Well, bye, Henry.

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Huh? What the hell?

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Oh, Agnes!

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More Steves?

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What happened today? Where's grandma?

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She's going to a better place, Tommy.

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Look, a shooting star!

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- Where?
- Maybe that's your grandma.

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Man, this is the weirdest memory yet.

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No, don't kill me.
I'll do anything, anything.

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Hey, what the hell is that?

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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com

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- Hi, Will.
- Hi, Dave.


