1 00:00:06,196 --> 00:00:07,298 Hi! 2 00:00:07,328 --> 00:00:11,095 Just to let you know I'll have treats for lunch. 3 00:00:11,125 --> 00:00:12,353 Something like... 4 00:00:12,532 --> 00:00:14,429 snacks... 5 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:17,914 stuffed sweet and sour peppers, your favorites. 6 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:19,780 Goodbye. 7 00:00:21,518 --> 00:00:23,065 I'm Julia. 8 00:00:24,231 --> 00:00:25,512 Johnson. 9 00:00:27,303 --> 00:00:29,207 Voicemail for Garry. 10 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,817 We have lunch together every day, so... 11 00:00:31,847 --> 00:00:32,896 Who is Garry? 12 00:00:33,048 --> 00:00:34,691 Garry is a craftsman. 13 00:00:34,862 --> 00:00:38,797 This is very simplistic. Garry is much more. It is... 14 00:00:39,522 --> 00:00:42,042 Plasterer, tiler, plumber. 15 00:00:42,387 --> 00:00:46,077 Gary is one of them that can do anything. 16 00:00:46,115 --> 00:00:47,595 I trust him with my life, 17 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:49,056 And my children. 18 00:00:49,086 --> 00:00:51,331 I feel the same way about Claire Bolding. 19 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:53,121 - Hi Ann. - Hello. 20 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,621 Look, Kevin. 21 00:00:55,966 --> 00:00:57,800 - Did you tell him? - What? 22 00:00:57,996 --> 00:00:59,305 No. What? 23 00:00:59,335 --> 00:01:00,094 What? 24 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:02,342 - Excuse me? - About Saturday? 25 00:01:03,007 --> 00:01:03,530 No. 26 00:01:04,513 --> 00:01:06,114 - Okay - Come on, then. 27 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:09,995 Hi! 28 00:01:10,681 --> 00:01:13,841 Don't forget the Parents' Association fundraiser on Saturday, it is... 29 00:01:13,871 --> 00:01:17,210 sponsored mock bike ride from London to Brighton. 30 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,649 I will see because it's Garry's last day, 31 00:01:20,679 --> 00:01:22,812 we may want to wind down, relax, 32 00:01:22,842 --> 00:01:25,776 to open aChablis, to check last outstandings. 33 00:01:25,946 --> 00:01:28,713 I personally would be happy to stay up all night 34 00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:31,302 to celebrate my cancer which is "Alles klar" 35 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:34,798 And it's also someone's birthday that night. 36 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:38,932 We'll give her a little disco surprise after cycling. 37 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,607 No disco. 38 00:01:40,637 --> 00:01:43,738 Who wants to see a bunch of cringy moms to dance on the dance floor? 39 00:01:43,768 --> 00:01:48,689 I want to see Amanda Twerk to the caretaker wearing a dress fromWhistles. 40 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:55,001 Amanda has a spontaneous dance routine ready when I show her the surprise slides. 41 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,672 How do you know it's a surprise? 42 00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:58,128 It's her idea. 43 00:01:58,158 --> 00:02:00,105 But he wants to appear surprised. 44 00:02:00,934 --> 00:02:01,955 One moment... 45 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:04,317 Did I have to say that? 46 00:02:04,503 --> 00:02:08,270 Translation Alexandros Molfesis {\an5} 47 00:02:12,294 --> 00:02:15,410 Anne, you are in charge of the sweets, the cocktails, and the sound system. 48 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:18,927 Who has taken over sandwiches vegetable dip and mini quiche lorraine? 49 00:02:20,204 --> 00:02:21,310 Thanks Ann. 50 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:25,711 I borrow my personal bike for the round so... 51 00:02:26,629 --> 00:02:28,199 Very generous. 52 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:31,302 And that is a special day. 53 00:02:31,332 --> 00:02:32,437 Ann... 54 00:02:32,672 --> 00:02:36,080 I don't want him to be shy, okay? 55 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:40,455 Saturday has nothing to do with me it is for the classroom ventilation filters. 56 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:44,346 Certainly. Don't wait to do anything for you. 57 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:47,413 - Nice. - Not even a nice piece of cake? 58 00:02:47,615 --> 00:02:49,435 Maybe a Croquebus? 59 00:02:49,465 --> 00:02:52,305 I was thinking of a large sponge cake from MandS. 60 00:02:52,335 --> 00:02:54,307 That's like you didn't even bother. 61 00:02:54,606 --> 00:02:55,911 I'm going to get something. 62 00:02:56,983 --> 00:02:58,727 EXTREME CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE 63 00:03:04,168 --> 00:03:05,852 - Hi, Amanda. - Don't talk to me. 64 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:08,062 - Okay. - Because someone can see. 65 00:03:08,435 --> 00:03:09,498 To see what? 66 00:03:09,528 --> 00:03:12,163 - I was just coming to order... - My God. 67 00:03:13,572 --> 00:03:15,713 Amanda... It's going to be hard, 68 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:19,437 - our lives are quite intertwined. - They are not related. 69 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,582 We are not "Richard and Judy" 70 00:03:21,612 --> 00:03:25,723 I mean at school, here every day, at the fundraiser... 71 00:03:25,753 --> 00:03:27,061 Stop talking to me. 72 00:03:27,091 --> 00:03:28,542 Would you rather I didn't come? 73 00:03:28,572 --> 00:03:30,489 Come - don't come, I don't care. 74 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,844 Okay, because I'd love to come for charity... 75 00:03:33,874 --> 00:03:34,910 Whatever. 76 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,867 I don't want to distract you wrong word... 77 00:03:36,897 --> 00:03:39,017 - To bother you. - Come on, get lost. 78 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:42,877 Yes, chocolate, thank you. 79 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:48,995 Was that it? 80 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:51,533 Once I'm done with that too, I'll be off your feet. 81 00:03:52,336 --> 00:03:53,410 Extreme... 82 00:03:54,673 --> 00:03:56,654 What is this called? 83 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:59,226 Akrokeramos. (final) 84 00:03:59,256 --> 00:04:01,918 Yeah, we'd better finish before you leave. 85 00:04:01,948 --> 00:04:06,277 Yes, I have two built-in cisterns in Cizik and a basement for waterproofing. 86 00:04:06,307 --> 00:04:08,790 I don't hesitate to say it, I will struggle a lot without you. 87 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:11,706 Don't worry. You won't have any more problems with the cistern. 88 00:04:14,817 --> 00:04:18,165 We thought it would never work, remember? 89 00:04:18,195 --> 00:04:18,947 Yes. 90 00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:22,299 You must be quite busy 91 00:04:22,331 --> 00:04:24,371 but there is something at school... 92 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:25,736 No, sorry. 93 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:28,095 I went completely overboard. 94 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,990 I'm drowning right now. 95 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:30,959 And I tell you, 96 00:04:30,989 --> 00:04:33,845 with schools, if you take a job, 97 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:36,839 This is it. They treat you like you're a caretaker. I've lived it. 98 00:04:37,682 --> 00:04:40,181 can i have your email 99 00:04:41,797 --> 00:04:42,750 Yes... 100 00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:45,047 my staff, 101 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,077 it's juliajohnson@... 102 00:04:47,114 --> 00:04:49,658 Or maybe you could write it? 103 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,029 Everything ok. 104 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:04,219 OK. Goodbye. 105 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:07,047 Goodbye, Marion. 106 00:05:07,077 --> 00:05:09,339 Bye Gary, thanks for everything. 107 00:05:44,285 --> 00:05:46,422 - Hi, J. - Amanda, hello, listen. 108 00:05:46,449 --> 00:05:48,899 I have to tell you something. Can you make coffee? 109 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:51,387 My sweet baby I'm busy at the moment... 110 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,415 Okay, but I don't want you to know from Instagram. 111 00:05:54,445 --> 00:05:57,458 I didn't expect that Tamara I would upload it to all Social medias 112 00:05:57,495 --> 00:06:01,664 and obviously I wish I had told you in person, but, 113 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,218 Tamara and I are engaged. 114 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,473 We haven't set a date yet, 115 00:06:06,504 --> 00:06:08,110 I'll tell the kids in SK. 116 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,832 I think you deserve to hear it from me. 117 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:13,366 Amanda, are you there? 118 00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:21,523 Test... one two, one, two, buckle my shoe. 119 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:23,733 Three, four, shut the door. 120 00:06:23,762 --> 00:06:26,212 Five, six... 121 00:06:27,072 --> 00:06:29,019 - Baby mind. - Welcome. 122 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:30,276 Hi Ann. 123 00:06:30,469 --> 00:06:32,665 Is this the bar? They look like tables. 124 00:06:32,695 --> 00:06:34,941 Yes, I haven't taken out plastic cups yet. 125 00:06:34,971 --> 00:06:36,609 Do you know something? Forget it. 126 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:39,534 - Forget everything. - What? 127 00:06:39,564 --> 00:06:41,232 Forget my stupid birthday. 128 00:06:41,262 --> 00:06:43,789 For real or just pretending? 129 00:06:44,121 --> 00:06:48,277 Can someone take my fucking bike out by my fucking car? 130 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,080 Yes! 131 00:07:12,811 --> 00:07:15,540 Nice glove. What are you doing, waiting for your falcon? 132 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:16,658 It's Garry's. what do you want 133 00:07:16,688 --> 00:07:19,505 We came early, Liz said you would make the drinks. 134 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:21,038 - What? - Liz? 135 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:25,569 You can't bring that here. My mother is home. 136 00:07:25,599 --> 00:07:27,309 I don't want him to go blind dementia is enough. 137 00:07:27,339 --> 00:07:28,469 I hear you. 138 00:07:28,499 --> 00:07:29,689 Good evening, Marion. 139 00:07:31,592 --> 00:07:33,140 Did you notice anything different? 140 00:07:33,304 --> 00:07:34,647 You took a bath. 141 00:07:34,677 --> 00:07:36,218 No, the horn. 142 00:07:36,527 --> 00:07:37,737 Gary restored it. 143 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:39,774 I still can't believe it's gone. 144 00:07:40,559 --> 00:07:41,504 Where are the drinks? 145 00:07:41,659 --> 00:07:42,789 do you have juice 146 00:07:42,819 --> 00:07:44,606 How old are you, 12? 147 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:48,699 - Would you like a cheese-braid as an accompaniment? - I'll ride a bike. I can't drink. 148 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,270 But when I get to Haywards Heath, lock the bottles. 149 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,110 Kevin took a turn. 150 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,584 Jill and I have a schedule that binds her. 151 00:07:54,612 --> 00:07:57,861 He has the girls, which means that SK it's mine to do with as I please. 152 00:07:57,891 --> 00:07:59,538 To sleep late to change sheets, 153 00:07:59,568 --> 00:08:01,527 to go shopping, to wash the car. 154 00:08:01,557 --> 00:08:02,899 Let's drink to it. 155 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,432 Do you want a banana, Kevin? 156 00:08:06,462 --> 00:08:08,200 Sorry. It's for potassium. 157 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:11,130 I hope to win the cup for the fastest lap again. 158 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,218 I love cycling. 159 00:08:12,248 --> 00:08:15,151 I can't. My labia are very thin. 160 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:16,618 It's true, look it up. 161 00:08:16,648 --> 00:08:20,111 On the contrary, mine are chubby. It's just a "hoof" inside the tights. 162 00:08:20,141 --> 00:08:21,541 Come on, drink it. 163 00:08:21,705 --> 00:08:25,624 I'll meet Sam at 9:00. I'll eat the muddy ones Ann's sausage patties before I leave. 164 00:08:25,654 --> 00:08:27,924 When will we meet the legendary shepherd? 165 00:08:27,955 --> 00:08:29,088 Call him. 166 00:08:29,118 --> 00:08:31,447 No. Never mix work with pleasure. 167 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:33,211 By "Work", I mean school fundraisers 168 00:08:33,241 --> 00:08:35,158 and by "Pleasure" I mean dick. 169 00:08:35,188 --> 00:08:37,757 I don't think Kevin got the memo. 170 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:45,490 Sorry for my mess, I haven't gone home yet. 171 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,619 I'll be flying in a bit to change 172 00:08:50,304 --> 00:08:52,003 The life and soul of the party. 173 00:08:52,224 --> 00:08:53,204 where is kev 174 00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:55,467 I think he passed out from the adrenaline. 175 00:08:55,497 --> 00:08:57,708 Hello. It's £3.50 176 00:08:57,744 --> 00:09:00,387 Sorry for my mess, I haven't gone home yet. 177 00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:01,958 I'll be off in a bit to change. 178 00:09:01,989 --> 00:09:03,759 I pay hers too. 179 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:11,170 Hi. 180 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:13,001 Are you in or not? 181 00:09:13,278 --> 00:09:14,891 We can't go in together. 182 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,002 - I think it's okay, Amanda. - Come in, then. 183 00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:22,014 Hi, Kevin. It's £3.50 184 00:09:22,392 --> 00:09:24,603 Sorry for my mess, I haven't gone home yet. 185 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,999 I'm going to jump... I'm going to jump in a bit to change. 186 00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:29,421 Thank you, Ann. 187 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,634 A little quiet please everyone. 188 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:36,031 Here she is, the heroine of the hour. 189 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:54,744 Three cheers to Meg who beat cancer! 190 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:05,195 Very good let's go back now to the main topic. 191 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:08,400 Let's go cycling to Brighton. 192 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,101 Relax, it's just a starter gun. 193 00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:13,824 Okay, here we go. 194 00:10:14,244 --> 00:10:15,100 Three... 195 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:16,301 two... 196 00:10:16,331 --> 00:10:18,614 Are you looking at the door for a moment while I go pee? 197 00:10:18,807 --> 00:10:20,188 I just came. 198 00:10:23,345 --> 00:10:25,748 FROM LONDON TO BRIGHTON 199 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:39,194 I'm next. Will you cheer me on? 200 00:10:39,642 --> 00:10:40,719 Do you want a walnut? 201 00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:44,567 - What do you have? - Is he related to the master? 202 00:10:44,597 --> 00:10:46,306 Don't tell me you're skipping the wizard? 203 00:10:46,336 --> 00:10:49,605 Even worse. I don't jump the wizard. 204 00:10:49,635 --> 00:10:51,193 So you imagine you're jumping him? 205 00:10:51,223 --> 00:10:55,308 - You don't know Garry like I do. - I know the masters. Lee is a craftsman. 206 00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:57,059 Basically, a plasterer 207 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:59,773 like a master but no power tools allowed. 208 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:03,909 I hope your butt is on fire, Lila's mom. 209 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:07,326 Next up, Kevin Brady. 210 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:10,599 From Ardingly to Haywards Heath. I will level you! 211 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:20,221 Above him, Kev. 212 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:23,821 - Shall we go? - Yes. 213 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,741 Hey, happy birthday! 214 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,765 Thanks man. Nice to see you. 215 00:11:38,707 --> 00:11:39,853 Do you reminisce? 216 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:43,786 "I'm in Ironworks, do you want anything?" "No, I got the screws" 217 00:11:43,816 --> 00:11:45,526 Thanks, it's personal. 218 00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:46,983 You're not serious about the guy? 219 00:11:47,013 --> 00:11:50,313 For Garry? yes 100% I mean, yes it is... 220 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:52,758 He is so sweet. 221 00:11:53,089 --> 00:11:54,544 It makes me feel 222 00:11:54,788 --> 00:11:56,885 as if effervescent. 223 00:11:56,923 --> 00:12:00,069 It's like I'm in a coma and woke me up. 224 00:12:00,099 --> 00:12:02,023 You were in a coma, it's called adulthood. 225 00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:05,745 Children and bills and antidepressants and Radio 2 226 00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:08,438 I mean, what's the point of all this? 227 00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:09,933 Where is our reward? 228 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,220 We'll just walk around like fools and then we'll drop dead from a stroke. 229 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,042 Yes, I want Garry. 230 00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:16,564 You're a big bitch. 231 00:12:16,594 --> 00:12:19,600 I don't think you're freaking out your midlife crisis 232 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:21,057 to one who makes your hestra. 233 00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:24,285 You may well fall in love the guy at the Texaco garage. 234 00:12:24,429 --> 00:12:26,291 Liz, love, you won't let me down. 235 00:12:26,321 --> 00:12:30,489 I can't get things out which he has shown me. 236 00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:31,786 What did he show you? 237 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:34,032 A little silicone? A new siphon? 238 00:12:34,062 --> 00:12:35,241 You're dreaming. 239 00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:37,113 He forgot about you before he turned the corner. 240 00:12:37,143 --> 00:12:38,339 And yet. 241 00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:40,866 Just so you know, he asked for my email. 242 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:41,833 So, you know... 243 00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:43,460 There will be a phase with Garry. 244 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:46,318 Do you know what to do? See your husband more often. 245 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,684 No, he's a jerk. 246 00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:50,050 He's not a total jerk, I mean... 247 00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:52,949 He didn't react when your mom moved out. 248 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,289 Where did you get the room? 249 00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:56,805 and spread her gray panties on your radiators. 250 00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:59,902 I think I should talk to Paul. Must. 251 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:03,304 I have to be honest... 252 00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:04,774 Siri, get Paul. 253 00:13:04,804 --> 00:13:06,528 - Siri, no. - Thanks, Meg. 254 00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:09,417 - Siri, can you call Paul? - No! Stop her. 255 00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:14,995 You hurt me! 256 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:17,208 I'll tell Mrs. Lamb! 257 00:13:17,857 --> 00:13:19,361 - I got it. - Perfect. 258 00:13:23,289 --> 00:13:25,982 A round of applause for Rose's dad! 259 00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:27,266 I did it! 260 00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:30,291 Guys, did you see it... 261 00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:37,616 Amanda, did you see... 262 00:13:41,993 --> 00:13:43,786 Hi, Kevin. Great round. 263 00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:44,980 Would you like something to drink? 264 00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:47,878 Aperol Spritz, Espresso martini, Snakebite? 265 00:13:47,908 --> 00:13:49,772 One of each. 266 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,437 I'm going to melt tonight. 267 00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:56,350 When will Amanda's... The surprise happen? 268 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,462 It won't happen. 269 00:13:58,492 --> 00:14:00,147 He said he didn't want doro. 270 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:01,763 Think. 271 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,728 Great drink. 272 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,042 Did you want them separately? 273 00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:11,058 Whew. 274 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:17,171 Please give me my phone number. 275 00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:19,357 I'll text Garry that you hate him 276 00:14:19,387 --> 00:14:21,313 You're a total badass! 277 00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:25,187 Ducks. It's 9 o'clock. I have to meet Sam. 278 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:30,735 Oh my god. Gary emailed me. 279 00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:34,108 It's the invoice. 280 00:14:34,138 --> 00:14:35,501 £5,000? 281 00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:39,853 He charges you £5,000 to do your hestra safe for old lady? 282 00:14:39,883 --> 00:14:41,190 How much overtime? 283 00:14:41,374 --> 00:14:43,735 No, it was where we got... 284 00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,159 a beer in the garden. 285 00:14:45,194 --> 00:14:48,201 Oh my god. What a softened invoice. 286 00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:49,872 I think it's an admin issue, I don't think that... 287 00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,961 Nope. According to the invoice, he's not the one for you. 288 00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:55,243 He charged you £600 for a horn? 289 00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:56,790 What is an acrokera? 290 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:59,876 Meg, it's an architectural... 291 00:15:00,138 --> 00:15:01,071 I don't know. 292 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,452 I told you, the craftsmen you can't trust them. 293 00:15:03,742 --> 00:15:07,356 I'm going to meet a real man who wants to sleep with me 294 00:15:08,355 --> 00:15:09,385 Sabot. 295 00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:16,092 Liz, hi. How do I get in? 296 00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,405 what are you doing here 297 00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:19,725 I said I'd meet you at the pub. 298 00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:22,056 I thought we'd do it behind the bike shed. 299 00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:26,198 You thought I'd want to jump where my son parks his scooter? 300 00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:27,658 Come on, let me in. 301 00:15:27,853 --> 00:15:29,013 No, it's... 302 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:30,752 I'll go out. 303 00:15:30,782 --> 00:15:33,913 I want to see your child's class and the tiny chairs. 304 00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:35,727 No, it's strange. 305 00:15:35,757 --> 00:15:37,785 I want to meet your friends. Let me in. 306 00:15:37,815 --> 00:15:39,193 - No. - Don't be soft. 307 00:15:39,223 --> 00:15:41,772 - Are you ashamed of me? - No. 308 00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,873 I just don't want you to see... 309 00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:45,404 my miserable life 310 00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:48,130 I don't want you to be infected by, 311 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:51,073 ants, and snot, and Amanda. 312 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,305 I want to keep you out there, apart. 313 00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:57,044 - On a tractor or something. - I'm coming in. 314 00:15:57,074 --> 00:15:58,960 - What are you doing? - You're not stopping me. 315 00:15:59,907 --> 00:16:02,347 Non! You're gonna crush your stuff, you moron. 316 00:16:02,377 --> 00:16:04,810 It does not matter. You don't want kids anyway. 317 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:10,234 - Did you do it to impress me? - Yes. 318 00:16:10,264 --> 00:16:11,063 Let's go. 319 00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:15,012 I want to see the tiny chairs and your stupid girlfriends. 320 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,454 I better go home, then. 321 00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:23,730 Unless you want to take over the bar. 322 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,155 Yes, that's what I dreamed of, 323 00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:27,431 to serve cheap drinks behind an ass bank 324 00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:28,920 on my birthday. 325 00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:31,201 look at me 326 00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:33,185 You said you didn't want to celebrate. 327 00:16:33,215 --> 00:16:35,811 I didn't want to, but come on now... 328 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:37,396 Is this it? 329 00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:42,641 The baby needs feeding and I haven't taken out the bins. 330 00:16:43,017 --> 00:16:44,804 - Why did you bring it? - The? 331 00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,097 - Him. - Her. 332 00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:46,744 Her. 333 00:16:46,912 --> 00:16:49,561 You'd know it was a girl if you knew her name. 334 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:50,461 what do you mean 335 00:16:50,491 --> 00:16:52,434 I'm such a corpse that I can't feel my eyes. 336 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,813 what is my baby's name Amanda? 337 00:16:55,407 --> 00:16:57,158 - What? - What's it called? 338 00:16:57,492 --> 00:16:59,158 - What are you saying? - What's it called? 339 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:01,783 Are you saying I don't know your baby's name? 340 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,113 - Stop it, Anne. You sound like a robot. - What's it called? 341 00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:08,101 I have too much on my mind at this moment. 342 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,926 What is the baby's name? 343 00:17:10,851 --> 00:17:13,459 Something... Irish. 344 00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:15,903 - What's it called? - You scare me, Anne. 345 00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:17,770 What is my baby's name? 346 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,779 Which one is it? 347 00:17:18,809 --> 00:17:21,997 I don't know your baby's name, Ann. 348 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,390 It's Nim. 349 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,423 How was I to know? 350 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,869 Because you are her godmother. 351 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,837 Don't yell at me on my special day. 352 00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,478 Is it your special day or not? 353 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:36,673 Because I'm here alone and I'm doing everything 354 00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:38,841 and I didn't get a chance to leave the baby at home 355 00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:40,843 to have a night out. 356 00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:42,754 And I had a surprise party to organize 357 00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:46,311 for your 39th birthday that you want one moment, but not the next, 358 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,934 You're not even 39, you're 41 359 00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:51,918 tall blonde idiot fuck! 360 00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:07,539 Hi Garry, I'm Julia. 361 00:18:07,826 --> 00:18:09,299 Julia. 362 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,217 Something strange... 363 00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:18,931 Message deleted. 364 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:21,603 To re-record your message, press 1. 365 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:26,415 Hi Garry, Julia Johnson here. 366 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,760 It's 9:20, nine o'clock... 367 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:53,557 I can't believe you're coming drop it here. 368 00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,539 Amanda, wait. 369 00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:08,252 Amanda. 370 00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:10,812 Kevin, I'm not interested. 371 00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:13,501 I just came to see if you're okay. 372 00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:16,874 Because I care as a friend, as a person. 373 00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:19,415 Not because we made love. 374 00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,741 Mercy, you want the whole world to know. 375 00:19:23,047 --> 00:19:24,295 I don't. 376 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:31,015 You know something, I'm not ashamed. 377 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,340 We enjoyed each other's bodies. 378 00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:35,552 It was good, not the best, 379 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,167 twice. 380 00:19:37,197 --> 00:19:39,954 No strings attached. I have no regrets. We are adults. 381 00:19:39,984 --> 00:19:43,635 I felt very happy, you had an emotional need, take it easy! 382 00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:47,601 Get over it, Amanda, because I got over it, OK? 383 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:55,028 And stop scowling at the children's toilets. 384 00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:57,160 It's your birthday, so... 385 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,789 Go out and enjoy it. 386 00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:02,035 Johnny is getting married. 387 00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:04,879 I found out today. 388 00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:15,149 I am sorry. 389 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:18,844 And he told you on your birthday? 390 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:21,106 Yes. 391 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,538 You know I'm not one of them who slander the world, but... 392 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:26,508 What a moron. 393 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,551 Thanks, Kevin. 394 00:20:30,573 --> 00:20:31,996 I needed this. 395 00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:05,142 Hi, Garry, Julia here. I just wanted to... 396 00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:07,339 to say thank you 397 00:21:07,821 --> 00:21:12,771 Not only for your hard work, and the… 398 00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:17,604 your exemplary craftsmanship but also... 399 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,604 because i... 400 00:21:26,423 --> 00:21:30,647 It's been a long time since I felt anything. 401 00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:36,050 I haven't felt loved and... 402 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:41,785 I haven't really felt worthy... 403 00:21:44,492 --> 00:21:46,284 to be loved 404 00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:48,130 And... 405 00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:51,072 i know... i know you don't... 406 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,691 you love me 407 00:21:53,415 --> 00:21:55,778 I don't even think you like me very much. 408 00:21:55,808 --> 00:21:58,043 You probably find me quite strange, 409 00:21:58,073 --> 00:21:59,910 which I probably am... 410 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:04,297 Anyway, I just... 411 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:13,015 I wanted to tell you that you made me feel something and i really liked it so... 412 00:22:19,545 --> 00:22:22,226 I think they're locked, Anne, love. 413 00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:27,739 I just called Amanda a jerk and i think i liked it. 414 00:22:28,774 --> 00:22:31,376 Let her organize her own fucking birthday. 415 00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:33,529 The knot reached the comb. 416 00:22:33,746 --> 00:22:35,732 Why is she so pissed off? 417 00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:38,460 With her hair and men. 418 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,865 You're beautiful when you're angry, Anne. 419 00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:44,345 Kevin jumped Amanda in "HyggeTygge". 420 00:22:46,181 --> 00:22:47,394 - No. - Yes. 421 00:22:47,847 --> 00:22:49,946 Ours, Kevin... 422 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,576 and this Amanda? 423 00:22:51,611 --> 00:22:54,101 Yes, I know. Lucky. 424 00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:56,737 Who hasn't imagined his curly head between her thighs? 425 00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:59,280 Not all of them have imagined it. 426 00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:00,931 what are you saying now 427 00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:02,228 Don't say it anywhere. 428 00:23:02,258 --> 00:23:04,921 No, of course I wouldn't say that... 429 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:09,682 I'm still on voicemail to Garry. Of course I wouldn't tell anyone. 430 00:23:11,255 --> 00:23:12,933 I can't wait to tell the others! 431 00:23:13,279 --> 00:23:15,433 Hold the door, please. 432 00:23:17,173 --> 00:23:19,700 Meg! 433 00:23:25,818 --> 00:23:26,958 Move... 434 00:23:27,143 --> 00:23:30,441 Sam, that's the bitch I was telling you about. Julia, Sam. 435 00:23:30,471 --> 00:23:32,721 Nice to meet you. 436 00:23:32,756 --> 00:23:34,642 I have to borrow my girlfriend, a moment. 437 00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:36,451 Kevin and Amanda jumped. 438 00:23:36,484 --> 00:23:39,086 His cock entered her hole. 439 00:23:39,116 --> 00:23:40,317 Come on. 440 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,246 Where the hell were you when I was spitting blood for the Association? 441 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,643 Why are you looking at me? 442 00:23:49,911 --> 00:23:52,283 Thanks, Jade's mom. 443 00:23:52,534 --> 00:23:54,586 We arrived in Brighton. 444 00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:57,539 Now, the president of the Parents' Association, 445 00:23:57,574 --> 00:24:02,098 will award the trophy for the fastest lap. 446 00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:14,619 Hi everyone. What a night! 447 00:24:15,937 --> 00:24:19,784 Before I give this lovely cup to the lucky winner, 448 00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:23,604 I want to thank everyone who came, 449 00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:28,426 especially my beloved parent soldier, 450 00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:29,853 Ann. 451 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:35,305 Ann worked like a dog thank you very much, 452 00:24:35,335 --> 00:24:38,446 even though she has a baby, N... 453 00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:42,209 and is in advanced pregnancy. 454 00:24:42,239 --> 00:24:46,040 Yes, it's a tyga on hormones. 455 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:50,828 But tonight isn't just about you, Ann. It's for us, the parents, 456 00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:53,979 where we spend our free time, so, 457 00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:56,050 make a difference guys 458 00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:02,160 Without further delay 459 00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:03,670 it is my great honor 460 00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:08,732 to award this trophy for this year's fastest lap. 461 00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:10,235 Σαν τα Όσκαρ. 462 00:25:10,265 --> 00:25:12,582 And the winner is... 463 00:25:16,273 --> 00:25:17,857 Kevin Brady. 464 00:25:20,139 --> 00:25:21,412 Come on up, Kev. 465 00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:28,150 Try to be beautiful. 466 00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:33,135 Yes. Thanks. 467 00:25:34,612 --> 00:25:36,585 I would like to say, 468 00:25:36,615 --> 00:25:39,418 I don't think you mind to tell everyone 469 00:25:40,644 --> 00:25:43,541 This lady has a birthday today. 470 00:25:43,571 --> 00:25:45,696 He is very modest. 471 00:25:45,726 --> 00:25:48,188 He had a tough year. let's face it. 472 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,679 And he could have been out today στην Pizza Express, 473 00:25:51,709 --> 00:25:53,242 with her friends 474 00:25:53,272 --> 00:25:57,603 but gave up on the big day to be here, with us. 475 00:25:59,178 --> 00:26:01,418 I think it's the right thing to do, 476 00:26:01,456 --> 00:26:04,596 to start the party that follows 477 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:07,977 with the first dance. 478 00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:13,369 Are you kidding me, Ann? 479 00:26:13,795 --> 00:26:17,951 Seriously now, you want me to dance the dance that got 400 Likes on TikTok? 480 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,583 what are you I don't even know if I remember. 481 00:26:55,034 --> 00:26:56,056 Just do this. 482 00:26:56,374 --> 00:26:57,258 Julia? 483 00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,638 You humiliate yourself. Get your hands off me! 484 00:27:00,668 --> 00:27:02,983 - Let me hold your cup. - Stop it. 485 00:27:03,013 --> 00:27:05,209 You're exposing yourself, Julia. 486 00:27:05,361 --> 00:27:06,655 Hi! 487 00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:08,866 Too tough to die. 488 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:11,959 - I have never seen him on school grounds before. - Hey buddy. You look great. 489 00:27:11,989 --> 00:27:13,222 Hi, Keith. 490 00:27:13,252 --> 00:27:14,557 Hello, baby. 491 00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:16,315 Why are you here? 492 00:27:16,358 --> 00:27:18,554 am i late Was I supposed to be somewhere? 493 00:27:18,584 --> 00:27:20,653 I just snuck out to meet you. 494 00:27:20,683 --> 00:27:23,385 The children are in bed. Your mom watches "Millionaire." 495 00:27:23,415 --> 00:27:25,395 How often do we go out together? 496 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:26,713 Yes... 497 00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:30,069 are you ok 498 00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:35,129 I have to tell you something. 499 00:27:35,501 --> 00:27:36,312 Yes. 500 00:27:38,484 --> 00:27:39,804 I have to... 501 00:27:40,866 --> 00:27:42,447 let me tell you... 502 00:27:44,835 --> 00:27:45,935 Yes? 503 00:27:50,224 --> 00:27:52,752 Is it about the wizard, Julia? 504 00:27:54,017 --> 00:27:54,794 Yes. 505 00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,163 How did you know that? 506 00:27:58,746 --> 00:28:01,201 Because you're drooling over him for weeks. 507 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,276 It was like living with a teenage girl. 508 00:28:05,787 --> 00:28:08,225 I want to be with him, Paul. 509 00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:10,935 I have to be with Garry. 510 00:28:11,076 --> 00:28:12,111 Understand. 511 00:28:14,002 --> 00:28:17,027 Because I want to be with him too. 512 00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:19,914 I'm serious, Paul. 513 00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,964 No, I'm serious. 514 00:28:24,739 --> 00:28:26,548 I love him! 515 00:28:27,982 --> 00:28:29,738 I love you, hurt. 516 00:28:31,848 --> 00:28:32,914 Come. 517 00:28:37,025 --> 00:28:39,029 At least do an extension? 518 00:28:39,059 --> 00:28:41,759 Maybe show him the invoice first. 519 00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:43,069 So pub! 520 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,877 Yes, a pub! 521 00:28:45,885 --> 00:28:51,464 Translation Alexandros Molfesis {\an1} 522 00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:56,940 Here's the Christmas episode which is also the end of the series.