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Hey, gorgeous...
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Cheers.
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Oh shit...
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PRESIDENTIAL SUITE
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What is this shit?
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No dip?
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Motherfucker...
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Hello?
Is someone in here?
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There's someone in here.
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Hello, security?
Someone's broken into my room.
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Open the door
or we'll break it open!
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"60_sekondz_in_out"?
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You're late.
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"Ghost_95"?
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- Hi.
- Ciao.
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Speak English?
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If I have to.
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OK. Let's do it then.
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You are ready?
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Hmm. Lots of light.
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A party?
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No. Deterrent.
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- How can you be sure?
- The three "No's."
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No noise, no cars, nobody around.
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Maybe you just can't see them from here.
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We'll find out soon enough.
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- OK, watch me.
- Wait.
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- Intrusion's my thing.
- You'll love this.
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Little boom. 60 seconds in and out.
What do you say?
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Don't you use that name on Tinder?
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On Tinder, I'm just Jay. Paris.
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- You?
- Chiara. Napoli.
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They'll have backup.
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- I doubt it.
- They will.
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They will not.
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Big property like this?
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- Hundred percent.
- Wanna bet?
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Depends on the stakes.
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Strip poker.
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You in?
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You'll be the one freezing his ass.
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Here you go.
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Look!
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A backup.
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OK, then.
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So... What's our plan now?
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What?
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Told you. No one.
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Door jammers, suction pads, semtex?
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This is all burglar shit.
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What does this guy do for a living?
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Whatever he does,
he makes money out of it.
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Target.
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Gotlib 1920. Old school.
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- What's that?
- My new toy!
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- You sure it works?
- Wanna bet?
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You're going to end up butt-naked.
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Here is my butt.
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Take a good look.
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And showtime.
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Hooo...
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- Uhh...
- What?
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- It's empty.
- Look more closely.
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You passed the test. Bravo.
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And bare-chested.
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- Interesting.
- Why do you care?
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Why is that?
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- Heat control? Avoiding static?
- He won't say a thing without a lawyer.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Shall we put our shirts on and, um,
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repair to the parlor?
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As you've no doubt surmised by now,
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this is my safe.
And I'm the one who hired you.
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You hired us? To rob you.
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Fast learner. Cheers.
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- You a cop?
- What?
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- A spook?
- No!
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Just... Roger.
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Cavendish.
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If this is a scam,
you better still pay us.
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No! I apologize for the subterfuge.
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I needed to know
the two of you could work together.
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And it appears you can.
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And does it have anything to do
with the gear downstairs?
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I would like to offer you
the job of a lifetime.
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One that is more than worthy
of your talents.
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a hacking wizard.
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No qualms
about getting close to her target.
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And Jay:
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the most creative
explosives expert of his generation.
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Separately, you are formidable.
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Together...
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You're perfect.
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What do you think?
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No. Nice meeting you.
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But no.
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Yeah.
Thanks for the drink, but no.
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Your compensation
will be 100,000 euros.
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Plus one third of the proceeds.
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Each.
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Good champagne, actually.
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What's the job?
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To purloin
an object of immense value from...
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a secure location.
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- Great. That narrows it down.
- Should you succeed,
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your children's children
will never need to work.
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Truth. Now. Or I walk.
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Same.
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You may have noticed that recently
your toothbrushes went missing.
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If you call that a toothbrush.
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- Woah.
- You better have a good explanation.
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I do. I do.
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Here we go. Chiara,
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Jay.
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The real reason I brought you here
is that I'm a businessman.
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And a bachelor.
And a long-retired thief.
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But in both of your separate cases,
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I am also your father.
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Woah.
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PATERNITY TEST
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- Mom?
- Yes, darling.
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I have something important to ask you.
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Ah.
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What?
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Roger?
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Wait, you knew about him?
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He reached out to me last month.
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I'm sorry, I should've known.
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What do you mean? Known what?
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Listen...
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I should've told you earlier.
It's my fault.
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So...
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We are your children.
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And both of us are thieves.
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Just like you.
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Just like that?
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Genetics.
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I was skeptical at first.
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You can test again if you like.
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Truth is,
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we are family.
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We met in 1995
while I was traveling in India.
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- India?
- Yes.
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We spent a few nights together
in Mumbai.
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Then I lost his phone number,
so I was never able to contact him again.
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I was abandoned at birth.
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My foster parents
couldn't be trusted with a goldfish.
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So if you truly are my father,
I'm curious to hear your excuse.
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Chiara...
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I cannot begin to express
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how sorry I am for what happened.
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But may I say...
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You look so much like your mother.
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Say what you like. I wouldn't know.
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Of course.
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What about that guy?
The Greek captain?
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One day when you were five, you asked me
why you didn't have a dad like the others.
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I panicked.
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And I came up with that story,
the Greek sailor who died at sea.
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I'm sorry you found out this way, honey.
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But Roger... is your dad.
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We met in a hotel in Capri.
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I was on a job nearby
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and she was staying
in the room across the hall.
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As it turns out,
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she was a private detective
who was trailing me on behalf of a client
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who thought I had stolen his Picasso.
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I had not!
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Sadly to say.
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Anyway,
one night I booked a table for two
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and told her the seat was hers,
since she was following me anyway,
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she might as well have dinner with me.
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One thing led to another and, um...
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Then a lawyer contacted me
and told me
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that she had passed away
and that you existed.
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I tried to find her for a while,
but then I was like,
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what the fuck would I say?
"Thanks for abandoning me?"
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I understand.
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So.
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What do I call you?
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Well,
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just Roger is fine.
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I guess.
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Nice to meet you, Roger.
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Nice to meet you, young man.
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Hey, bro.
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Hey there, sis.
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So, what do you want to steal?
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Wait...
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This is the job? Stealing her?
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Yes.
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You're insane. It's absurd.
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Peruggia did it 100 years ago.
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- A smash and grab.
- Impossible now.
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Every heist is impossible
until someone proves otherwise.
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Look, Mr. Roger,
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I don't care if you're Santa Claus
or my loser father,
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but if you're crazy enough
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to try stealing the most famous painting,
you've lost your mind.
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- It cannot be done.
- I believe it can.
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- And...
- How do you fence it?
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- Do you even have a buyer?
- Not yet. But...
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Once we hold this painting in our hands,
we won't have just one buyer.
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We'll have a bidding war!
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One where millions become billions.
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But to get there,
I need a team I can trust.
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You two. Think of it.
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A family heist.
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The most glorious of the century!
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Right. Um...
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Follow me.
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Synthetic aperture radar view
of Paris during the 2019 drought.
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Open source analysts.
Bless them, it's like Christmas every day!
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Now. For centuries,
a rumor has circulated of a tunnel
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built to enable escape
from the Louvre in times of peril.
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It was bricked up during the Revolution,
so the rumor went,
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its endpoint long forgotten.
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But do you see this line here?
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This.
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That is proof that the rumor is true.
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The tunnel is real.
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Now I know it.
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And you know it too.
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It runs 42 feet under street level,
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directly into the basement
of this building.
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The Académie Française?
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- It would appear so, yes.
- So...
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Break into the Académie Française
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- and steal the Mona Lisa?
- Oui.
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And then what?
We blow up the Eiffel Tower?
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Me, you, her? That's it?
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Yes. No mercenaries.
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You two are all I've ever needed.
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Two towering talents.
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My own flesh and blood.
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So you were a real thief, huh?
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Back in the day.
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Anything we might have heard of?
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Um, well.
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It's very rare
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that anyone
brags about being robbed, but...
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Let's see.
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Uhh...
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Shall we say,
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the Mumbai Taj Mahal in '95, perhaps?
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The Romanov necklace?
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You mean...
You are the Snow Leopard?
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Tabloids' invention.
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That always sounded
like a shitty heavy metal band to me.
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But, yes, I am he.
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I thought the Snow Leopard
died in prison in Mogadishu.
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He did. But I didn't.
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Anyway.
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Would you do me the honor
of being my guests for the night?
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I can explain the plan in the morning
and you can decide
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whether it's your cup of tea.
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...father of FERRARO CHIARA.
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CAVENDISH ROGER
is the father of FERRARO CHIARA.
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Cup of tea...
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If we do this job, and I mean if,
we need some ground rules.
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- I know, I shook my ass--
- I wasn't looking.
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OK. Sure.
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No, I really wasn't.
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It didn't feel like that.
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At the time we didn't know, bro.
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- So you were looking.
- No!
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I wasn't looking, no!
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00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,583
- Nice room.
- Big brother.
268
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,000
- How old are you?
- 30.
269
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,833
- So am I.
- I meant 31. Loser.
270
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:31,666
- Good night, little ghost.
- Good night, 30 seconds.
271
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,916
- OK. This had better be...
- An amazing plan.
272
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,000
An amazing plan.
273
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,750
Shall we begin?
274
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,333
Seven days from today,
the 18th of October,
275
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,625
the Louvre closes at 6 p.m.
276
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:59,458
Maintenance works till 9,
leaving it pristine for the morning.
277
00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:02,958
2,000 guards, brigade of police,
and the French military.
278
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:07,000
By that time, Jay, you enter the Académie
through the bricked-up passage.
279
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:10,500
Meanwhile, Chiara, on the church terrace
overlooking the museum,
280
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,875
you access the security network.
281
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,125
Meanwhile, you guide Jay to cut the power.
282
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:17,541
Backup generator,
12 seconds to kick in.
283
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,625
And I believe
that more or less covers everything.
284
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,375
- Seven days.
- Yes.
285
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,916
- Not a lot of time to prep.
- But more than enough
286
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,791
for you to find a way
into the Louvre's security network
287
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,291
thanks to your VR intrusion technique
288
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,750
and for Jay to find a way
to breach that tunnel.
289
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,291
And 12 seconds for the lift itself.
290
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,000
It's tight. But doable.
291
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,000
A young man of your talents?
292
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:42,583
Come on.
293
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,750
Still. Seven days.
294
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:47,333
I know.
Normally we'd have to wait till Christmas.
295
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:50,083
But it was kind enough
of the personnel to announce
296
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,583
they're going on strike next week.
297
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,125
Vive la France!
298
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,333
Zero visitors.
299
00:20:56,416 --> 00:21:00,458
Minimal guards.
The opportunity of a lifetime.
300
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,125
So I ask you:
301
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,333
Shall we do this together?
302
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,458
As a family.
303
00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:15,291
Yeah.
304
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,875
Marvelous!
305
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,416
Right.
Now, here are the technical details.
306
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,291
Read it. Study it. Commit it to memory.
307
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,916
Then do it again.
308
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,625
Actually, you can do it on the road.
309
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,666
♪ Let me tell you 'bout my girlfriend ♪
310
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,250
♪ My girlfriend Mona Lisa... ♪
311
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,291
Can we stop? I need to pee.
312
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:02,541
- But you went at lunch.
- That was two hours ago.
313
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,375
Well, all those energy drinks
may have something to do with it.
314
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,916
It's right here.
What's the problem?
315
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,500
- I want to hit Paris before 6.
- That's in 3 hours!
316
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:13,000
Yes, and if we're caught in rush hour,
we won't get there until 8!
317
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,041
OK, fine. Eyes on the road.
318
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:17,458
Oh my God!
319
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:19,416
Christ on a fucking bike!
320
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:23,625
- The can or out the window. Your choice.
- No pissing in the Jag!
321
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,291
- Disgusting.
- Relax.
322
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,416
Ugh!
323
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,666
- What's the problem?
- We have an appointment.
324
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,416
Can't you just call the guy?
325
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,541
It's a lady, and she doesn't have a phone!
326
00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:39,291
Sorry, so sorry.
327
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,416
Sorry, we're with the museum, darling.
328
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,750
All right, here we are.
329
00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:44,375
There we are.
330
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,041
Show some respect.
331
00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,125
♪ ...Let me tell you 'bout my baby ♪
332
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,166
♪ My baby Mona Lisa ♪
333
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,416
♪ She told me that I'm acting crazy ♪
334
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:01,583
♪ She said I need to free her ♪
335
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:09,291
Here we are, kids.
Right across from our target.
336
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:16,958
That didn't help me figure out
where to plug in the pineapple.
337
00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:18,208
Plug what?
338
00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:21,541
It's a hacking device.
So I can grab the signal from the outside.
339
00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:25,208
- Where would you put that?
- That's the whole point.
340
00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:28,000
Why don't we discuss this inside.
Shall we?
341
00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:39,166
Welcome to our Parisian pied-à-terre.
342
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,166
Where is my room?
343
00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,416
Upstairs.
344
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:46,291
Shoes off, please.
The deposit is obscene.
345
00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:50,333
You two kids don't mind
sharing a room, do you?
346
00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:53,208
{\an8}I thought it might give you
the opportunity to bond.
347
00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:54,833
Do we have to?
348
00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:58,166
Oh, I'm sorry.
The Ritz was all booked up.
349
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,000
Dinner at 7?
350
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:03,166
You know, my place isn't far.
351
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:06,083
- Maybe I'll just crash there.
- Out of the question.
352
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:09,083
We are family. This is Cavendish HQ.
353
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:11,958
We stick together, just the three of us,
until the job is done.
354
00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,833
- Understood?
- Mm-hmm.
355
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,291
Why do you get the big bed?
356
00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:28,625
- Hmm?
- Why do you get the big bed?
357
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,750
Um, because I'm sitting on it.
358
00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:34,333
OK.
359
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,458
- Problem?
- Yeah, you are the fucking problem.
360
00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,375
- What?
- What?
361
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,625
Nothing you can understand.
362
00:24:57,541 --> 00:25:00,500
For the explosives,
I need to know how much to use.
363
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,208
Too little, the wall stays.
364
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:04,958
Too much, the whole building blows up.
365
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:08,458
So my first stop is the basement
of the Académie Française.
366
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,500
Stones, bricks, or concrete.
367
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,041
I just need to see what I'm working with.
368
00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:16,208
How do you plan on getting in?
369
00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:18,291
Planning is for losers.
370
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,583
But we are literally planning.
371
00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:23,416
- Ever heard the word "talent"?
- Not around you.
372
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,916
I'll get in, hit the basement,
373
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,958
straight through the tunnel wall,
in and out in 60 seconds.
374
00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:29,916
- Like a rock star.
- Ooh.
375
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,041
Full English.
376
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,166
And what about you, my dear?
377
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,875
The infamous pineapple.
378
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,500
Did you find a place to plant it?
379
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,083
Yeah, I'm on it today.
380
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:46,416
Last night, I attempted a VR intrusion
into their security system.
381
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,625
It's old, but it's a proper minefield.
382
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:52,708
I was looking for the perfect spot
to plug it in,
383
00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:56,083
but the only access I found
is above the VIP lounge,
384
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:57,750
and I'm not a VIP.
385
00:25:58,458 --> 00:25:59,583
That's just one problem,
386
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:03,541
'cause the second I'm inside the system,
I'll trigger a red flag.
387
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,333
To get around that,
I'll need a permission token.
388
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:10,583
What's a permission token?
389
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:12,250
High-end tech security.
390
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:16,750
A sort of physical digital key.
Impossible to duplicate.
391
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,500
But don't worry.
I've got that covered.
392
00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:21,833
See? Daddy's in charge.
393
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,625
Reunion regression.
I've read about this.
394
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:29,625
When orphans are reunited
with their biological parents--
395
00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:32,375
- Never mind.
- Usually, it's younger children.
396
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,541
I said, never mind!
397
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:36,916
It's all right.
398
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,375
Counterintelligence Security Service.
399
00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:01,333
I need to access the basement immediately.
400
00:27:01,416 --> 00:27:03,000
- Of course.
- Which way?
401
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:05,916
- This door?
- Yes. Wait, let me call my supervisor.
402
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,958
Absolutely not. Don't play hero.
You're doing just fine.
403
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:10,041
The key, please.
404
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:25,333
♪ You got me down on the floor ♪
405
00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:31,875
♪ So what'd you bring me down here for? ♪
406
00:27:32,916 --> 00:27:35,916
♪ You got me down on the floor... ♪
407
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,875
OK.
408
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,583
ARCHIVES ROOM
409
00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:53,166
- Hello?
- Mourad, is that you?
410
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,500
- What's going on?
- You should get down here.
411
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,333
OK.
412
00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:15,333
What the hell is this?
413
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:19,000
What?
414
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,833
Planning is for losers.
415
00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:26,458
Fuck! Fuck!
416
00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:32,666
OK.
417
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,500
...an explosion!
418
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:43,833
Stay here.
419
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,833
Fuck.
420
00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:47,791
♪ ...I'd break the law ♪
421
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:52,041
♪ And if I was from Paris ♪
422
00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:54,333
♪ If I was from Paris ♪
423
00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,916
♪ I would say,
"Ooh la la, la, la-la, la-la" ♪
424
00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:01,500
- How'd it go?
- Fantastic.
425
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,166
- Dropped your phone?
- Kind of.
426
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,375
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
427
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,583
- You get what you needed?
- Yeah.
428
00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:10,291
The tunnel is limestone and mortar.
429
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,791
I'll go with the slime gun.
430
00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,708
- What's that?
- Personal creation.
431
00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:17,166
Well, I look forward
to hearing all about it.
432
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,458
Lunch in five minutes.
I kept it light.
433
00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:21,166
Lay the table, please.
434
00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:26,041
So, planning is for losers, huh?
435
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,416
Especially when you work
with a back-stabber.
436
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,583
Hmm.
437
00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:32,208
This is yours, right?
438
00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:34,666
Kind of small.
439
00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:39,333
You have no idea
what you're talking about, sister.
440
00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:42,000
You want to dance, huh?
441
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:44,000
Is that it, daddy's girl?
442
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:49,041
If you don't plan properly,
we all get fucking caught.
443
00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:52,958
And I'm not spending my life in prison
because you're a lazy dick.
444
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,250
What about the mango shit,
daddy's busy girl?
445
00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,250
It's pineapple, mommy's lover boy.
446
00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,666
Still looking for an excuse to fail?
447
00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:03,125
Enough!
448
00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:07,125
You brainless little shits!
I cannot believe this.
449
00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:10,500
You think the men who pulled off
the great train robbery
450
00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:12,708
or the Amherst diamond heist
451
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:15,666
wasted their time
squabbling with each other?
452
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,166
No! I don't think so!
453
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,791
This unseemly fighting
454
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:21,750
is putting the job at risk
and I will not permit it.
455
00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:24,750
It took me ten years
to come up with this plan.
456
00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,041
And we've got six days to pull it off.
457
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:31,791
And you have just wasted one,
you brainless little shits!
458
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:33,125
Not wasted.
459
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,958
In fact, I did well today
for a brainless little shit.
460
00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:38,833
And I'm sure my brainless sister
461
00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:41,416
is going to crack
her kiwi fruit problem.
462
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,125
- Pineapple!
- All right.
463
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,666
What about that permission token?
464
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,333
I told you, that's taken care of.
465
00:30:47,416 --> 00:30:50,833
The Louvre outsources their security
to the Tyrannus Corporation.
466
00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:53,750
The Tyrannus Corporation is headed up
by one Monsieur Bartoli.
467
00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:57,916
Monsieur Bartoli keeps the token
on his person at all times.
468
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,333
He is also
469
00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:02,041
a member
of the Guild of Truffle Enthusiasts,
470
00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:04,416
THE BLACK DIAMOND - INVITATION
471
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,958
...and like any good foodie,
he cannot resist an invitation.
472
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,500
- OK. Not bad.
- Not bad?
473
00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:14,333
Darling, I'm English.
Not bad is what I say when I orgasm.
474
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:15,875
Nope, no thanks.
475
00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:34,708
So, our friend
Cavendish has been seen in town.
476
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,291
Yes, sir. He has.
477
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:41,458
That was yesterday
and I only find out now.
478
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,416
Well, sir, we thought...
479
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,791
Shut the fuck up.
480
00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:49,791
You are merely a status symbol.
481
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:53,125
Just go bring Cavendish.
482
00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:56,166
And if he doesn't comply,
shoot him in the face.
483
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:04,916
Hello?
484
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,625
This is he.
485
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,333
- Mr. van Klum wants to see you.
- Oh he does?
486
00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,541
Same hotel? Penthouse?
487
00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:16,708
The car
is waiting for you downstairs.
488
00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:18,458
Right.
489
00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:20,291
I'll be right down.
490
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,083
- Have you been?
- Hmm?
491
00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:30,875
We just had a private tour!
492
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:34,250
Of the Louvre! You know,
that big museum down by the river.
493
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,166
- Oh.
- Just the two of us.
494
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,708
In a world of art.
495
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,166
All to yourselves? Le Louvre?
496
00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:42,916
VIP tour.
Probably walked miles in there.
497
00:33:43,541 --> 00:33:45,833
VIP lounge and everything?
498
00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:49,166
Yeah. Everyone's a VIP
as long as they're paying, am I right?
499
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,666
- Hmm.
- Bye now.
500
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,833
Bye.
501
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:56,875
- Could have used a golf cart.
- Best anniversary ever.
502
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:57,875
Oh yes.
503
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,708
Mr. Cavendish...
504
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:22,416
Congratulations.
505
00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:25,041
On what?
506
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,208
Your plan.
507
00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:30,541
- I guess you have a plan.
- It's a family secret.
508
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:33,333
Family...
509
00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:36,166
I'm surprised you even know the word.
510
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,750
You made a promise to me, remember?
511
00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:44,541
- Yes, of course I remember.
- Don't disappoint me.
512
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,208
This is your last chance.
513
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,041
I expect you to deliver on October 20th.
514
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:52,958
- I will.
- OK.
515
00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:54,750
Fuck off.
516
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,666
Nighttime stroll?
517
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:17,791
Yes, I'm not sleeping well these days.
518
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,875
You told us you didn't have a buyer.
519
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:27,500
I hope you understand that
I'm doing everything I can to protect you.
520
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:30,250
So to protect us, you lie to us?
521
00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:37,916
The man I met tonight
is indeed our buyer.
522
00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:41,458
He's very rich and very powerful.
523
00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:45,416
He's also profoundly cruel
and vindictive.
524
00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:46,875
Who is it?
525
00:35:46,958 --> 00:35:49,625
A man one would never hope to know.
526
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,541
Because knowing him
527
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:54,375
means he'd know you too.
528
00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,500
Where did the bidding war go?
529
00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:57,916
There never was one.
530
00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,291
You agreed on a price?
531
00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:02,791
- From the outset.
- Which is?
532
00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,166
Postcode.
533
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,750
In the Azores.
Middle of the Atlantic.
534
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:10,583
J-7-Q-H Cascalho.
535
00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:13,208
That code relates to a transit facility
536
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:16,041
for the largest oceanic cable
in the world.
537
00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:19,541
Billions of financial transactions
pass through it every day.
538
00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:21,083
And for each one,
539
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:26,125
the beneficial owners receive
a percentage of that transaction's value.
540
00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,375
Which comes to what?
541
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:29,583
Five dollars.
542
00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:32,083
Per second.
543
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:38,625
That's 157 million dollars per year.
544
00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:40,958
Until the end of time.
545
00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,583
It's the fortune of the century.
546
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:47,208
It also saves us the trouble
of handling billions in cash,
547
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,000
which is about as safe as
548
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:53,208
drying your pubic hair
over an active volcano.
549
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:54,500
Ah.
550
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:56,458
OK.
551
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:57,666
Good.
552
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,833
Get some rest. 'Cause very soon,
553
00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:03,958
it's going to be you, you, me
554
00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,166
and...
555
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,250
Mama Lisa.
556
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,166
You still trust him?
557
00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:21,083
I don't know.
558
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:28,791
I mean, we could do it without him.
559
00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,416
Cut him out, you know?
560
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,958
Now that we know his plan.
561
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,375
We kind of need him.
562
00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:36,333
To get the permission token
from that guy, Bartoli.
563
00:37:36,416 --> 00:37:40,166
I have a guy in Napoli. He can steal
your socks without taking your shoes off.
564
00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:44,500
But how would we fence the painting?
I mean...
565
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:49,166
We don't have the right contacts.
We can't just sell it on eBay.
566
00:37:49,583 --> 00:37:51,375
Sure there is a risk.
567
00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:55,500
But it's still better than
going back to stealing sneakers, no?
568
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,583
Yup.
569
00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,416
Let's finish prep.
570
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,625
Keep a close eye.
571
00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:04,208
If he does anything weird,
we make a decision.
572
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,291
Together.
573
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,375
Got your back, little ghost.
574
00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,541
Me too, 30 seconds.
575
00:38:10,416 --> 00:38:13,125
Oh, I found the solution
for the pineapple.
576
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,125
It will be my pleasure to give you
577
00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:23,750
a VIP tour
of our world-famous art collection.
578
00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:25,208
Great. Fantastic.
579
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:28,375
- Are you French?
- Yes, but my wife's Italian.
580
00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:31,375
My stepfather offered us this tour
as a wedding gift.
581
00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:33,958
Art, culture, and whatnot.
582
00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:36,583
- Did you ask her?
- Oh yeah, you're right.
583
00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:38,791
My wife
would like to go to the restroom.
584
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:42,125
Do you have a VIP area
where she can avoid the crowd?
585
00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:45,083
We have a VIP room.
Would that be okay?
586
00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:46,250
It's right here.
587
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:47,333
Wonderful.
588
00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:50,333
RESTROOM
589
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,875
Please.
590
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,958
Hmm.
591
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:11,375
She's just reconnected
with her dad after a few years apart,
592
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,166
and she's going through
a phase of regression.
593
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,791
Ah. Sorry to hear that.
594
00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,708
Urinary issues.
595
00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:34,875
I hope it'll pass.
596
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:56,833
Is something wrong?
597
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:59,250
That noise up there. Did you hear it?
598
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,041
No, I didn't.
599
00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,458
Fuck!
600
00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:05,208
And now?
601
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,375
No, still nothing.
602
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:13,666
Have you ever had auditory hallucinations?
603
00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:15,416
No.
604
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,791
- Do you ever get migraines?
- Sometimes.
605
00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:27,625
Have you ever heard of that syndrome...
606
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,458
Cavendish syndrome?
607
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,083
What?
608
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:34,083
Not to worry you,
but you should see a neurologist.
609
00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:40,458
And here you are.
Are we done, my love?
610
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:45,916
- I was wondering, what's your name?
- Camille.
611
00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:48,416
Camilla,
why don't we take a selfie together?
612
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,000
Awesome!
613
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:53,541
You don't mind, do you?
It's for my father.
614
00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:55,625
Smile!
615
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:56,958
Smile!
616
00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,166
- Yes.
- All good.
617
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,791
Pineapple and magnetic key.
618
00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:08,208
Well done, sis. We are good to go.
619
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:11,250
I hope Papino
doesn't have another surprise for us.
620
00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:33,250
ATTORNEY
HUBERT BOYER
621
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:36,958
Uhh, a lawyer, it seems.
622
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:38,583
A lawyer?
623
00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:39,583
Yeah.
624
00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:41,708
What for?
625
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,250
Maybe he's getting ready
to throw us under the bus.
626
00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:47,166
You still got his feed?
627
00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:50,166
I got his feed,
your feed, everybody's feed.
628
00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:53,083
Uh, OK.
629
00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:55,916
Thank you for seeing me
on such short notice.
630
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,041
I thought I'd have more time
to put my affairs in order,
631
00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:02,666
but things have taken
an unexpectedly urgent turn.
632
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:05,458
I want everything left to them.
Without fail.
633
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:11,125
Mademoiselle Chiara Ferraro
and Monsieur Jérémie Mercier?
634
00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:13,416
Yes.
The villa, all my assets.
635
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,458
Paperwork to be completed
by tomorrow.
636
00:43:15,916 --> 00:43:18,375
- This leaves little time.
- I know.
637
00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:20,916
But I've done nothing for them
my entire life
638
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,458
and I'll be damned
if I let that happen again.
639
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,791
Should anything happen to me.
640
00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:28,916
Certainly, sir.
I'll make the necessary arrangements.
641
00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:33,916
- OK, so...
- We are terrible people.
642
00:43:34,625 --> 00:43:36,250
We are terrible people.
643
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,166
Hm.
644
00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:02,125
Hello?
645
00:44:03,125 --> 00:44:03,958
- Hi.
- Ciao.
646
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:07,208
- Cooking, I see.
- Yes.
647
00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:09,958
- Dinner.
- Our turn.
648
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:11,250
Ah.
649
00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,916
Let me check my schedule.
650
00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:16,500
Turns out I'm free.
651
00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:18,041
What's the occasion?
652
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,083
Uh, team-building.
653
00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:21,291
Trust, actually.
654
00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:22,208
Right.
655
00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,666
What do children cook for their father
these days?
656
00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:28,208
Pasta alla ladra.
657
00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:35,916
To the lonely ones.
658
00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:43,833
I love a good pasta.
659
00:44:48,083 --> 00:44:50,458
Mmm.
660
00:44:50,541 --> 00:44:51,666
Very, very good.
661
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,208
Mmm.
662
00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:57,541
Ooh la la.
663
00:44:57,625 --> 00:44:59,208
Oh my.
664
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:02,541
I've been robbed of all feeling here.
665
00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:07,250
Anyway. Um, I'd like to
just say something, if that's all right.
666
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,291
I'm old,
667
00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:13,083
and, um,
I'd rather have a dozen root canals
668
00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:16,083
than explain how I feel in my heart,
669
00:45:17,541 --> 00:45:20,000
but when I met you both,
670
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:22,000
I thought that I would, um...
671
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,750
I thought that you would resent
672
00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:27,916
me for my absence
673
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,875
and I thought
that you would have missed my presence.
674
00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:37,000
And as it turns out, I am the one
675
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:40,583
who resents me for my absence
676
00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:44,666
and who missed your presence
all those years.
677
00:45:46,416 --> 00:45:47,458
And so...
678
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:50,583
Anyway.
679
00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,916
Come with me. Come.
680
00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:58,708
Come!
681
00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:05,416
There she is.
682
00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:08,625
She's waiting for us, my dears.
683
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,041
Waiting to break free.
684
00:46:12,416 --> 00:46:14,208
Shall we run it once more?
685
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:18,583
9:30, Monsieur Bartoli
arrives at the restaurant.
686
00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:20,000
He obliges me with his token.
687
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:21,583
9:40, enter Académie.
688
00:46:21,666 --> 00:46:23,458
Token received. Begin infiltration.
689
00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:25,833
9:50, Mona Lisa has a hot flash.
690
00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:27,583
- Enter tunnel.
- 9:55.
691
00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:29,583
- Into storeroom.
- 10:03, lights off.
692
00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:31,875
- 10:05, up the stairs.
- Power off.
693
00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,833
- Enter. Lift.
- Power back on.
694
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:35,708
- 10:10, staff exit.
- Transport ready.
695
00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:38,041
- 10:12, rue de Rivoli.
- 10:13, en viaggio.
696
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:40,208
- Boom!
- Boom.
697
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:42,875
Boom.
698
00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:48,083
We didn't miss anything, right?
699
00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:52,083
Yeah, I know.
It totally feels like we missed something.
700
00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:53,083
No.
701
00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,708
Nothing. You missed nothing.
702
00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:58,208
Trust me.
703
00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:01,000
They'll never see it coming.
704
00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:07,625
Monsieur Bartoli will have no idea
I've stolen the security token from him.
705
00:47:07,708 --> 00:47:09,416
Thanks to which, Chiara,
706
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:10,875
security will have no idea
707
00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,291
you're virtually neutralizing
their network.
708
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:15,916
And you, Jay, thanks to your sister,
709
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,041
the police will have no idea you're coming
through the tunnel into the museum.
710
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:24,250
By the time they realize what's happening,
711
00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,291
we'll have pulled off our magic trick.
712
00:47:47,041 --> 00:47:48,375
THE BLACK DIAMOND
713
00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:01,166
- Good evening.
- Welcome, sir.
714
00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,875
I believe you have a table
reserved under my name.
715
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,250
I trust
this table will suit you.
716
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:09,333
Great.
717
00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:11,875
Thank you.
718
00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:16,416
Allow me to present the menu our chef
has curated for this exceptional occasion.
719
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,416
Great. Thank you very much.
720
00:48:19,416 --> 00:48:20,958
Sir.
721
00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:25,750
You're about to see God.
I promise you.
722
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,875
Their opening salvo
is a textbook melanosporum
723
00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:35,000
from clay-rich, first blush Périgord.
724
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,958
It almost ruins other restaurants.
725
00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:42,375
I imagine
we have to take the risk.
726
00:48:42,458 --> 00:48:45,541
Ah, yes. Very well put.
727
00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:47,375
Well said. Yes, yes.
728
00:48:48,166 --> 00:48:49,750
Well. Bon appétit, then.
729
00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:51,750
Thank you.
730
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,041
- Oh!
- Oh?
731
00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:57,041
Something not OK?
732
00:48:57,125 --> 00:49:00,708
No, my old shrapnel friend
seems to want to join the party.
733
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:02,666
- Your shrapnel...
- Yes.
734
00:49:03,458 --> 00:49:04,583
Bosnia.
735
00:49:04,916 --> 00:49:06,125
- The war...
- Oh.
736
00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:07,666
My tank hit a mine.
737
00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:10,458
Damn Chetniks.
738
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,958
The medics couldn't get it out.
739
00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:16,541
It's terrible
when you go through an airport.
740
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,666
Should I call a doctor?
741
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,250
No, no, no.
It's very simple, really.
742
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:24,125
I just need someone to,
sort of, hold me
743
00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,250
and stretch out the spine a bit.
744
00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:29,708
- Would you?
- Oh! Well...
745
00:49:29,791 --> 00:49:33,333
No, of course.
I'm so sorry. That was rude.
746
00:49:34,791 --> 00:49:35,791
Would you be so kind?
747
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:42,333
- Of course.
- Thank you. It's very quick.
748
00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:43,458
Show me what to do.
749
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:45,208
Put your arms around me.
750
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:48,000
Gently, now. Gently but firmly.
751
00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:49,541
- OK.
- Stretch me.
752
00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,541
Stretch me. Firmly, gently!
753
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:53,333
Gently but firmly!
754
00:49:53,416 --> 00:49:54,458
Jiggle, jiggle.
755
00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:55,750
Jiggle, jiggle.
756
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,541
That's fine?
757
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,041
Yes. That's it.
758
00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:07,083
- It's OK?
- Oh, thank you so much.
759
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:09,375
I won't be in a wheelchair now,
thanks to you.
760
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:11,958
Thank you.
761
00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:14,416
Thank you. I'm so sorry. So sorry.
762
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,125
Lovely. Ooh, much better!
763
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,666
I feel like an eight year old again.
764
00:50:50,958 --> 00:50:52,875
Dragonfly on its way.
765
00:50:53,125 --> 00:50:54,583
Onward, Cavendishes.
766
00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:56,875
Cavendish ready.
767
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,250
Cavendish ready.
768
00:51:54,291 --> 00:51:56,625
Shit.
769
00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:51,583
OK. I'm inside the system.
770
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,666
I'm gonna take care of the Mona Lisa.
771
00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:56,000
OK. I'm working on the wall now.
772
00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:08,125
HUMIDITY
773
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:14,208
- Yesterday's report?
- Yeah, I'm looking at the footage.
774
00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:17,583
- Can you send it to me?
- Yes, boss.
775
00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:29,625
Uh, Mo? Come see.
776
00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:31,125
What's wrong?
777
00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:33,958
I don't know, it's the humidity sensor.
778
00:54:35,333 --> 00:54:36,666
What's wrong with it?
779
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:37,750
It's acting up.
780
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,708
- It's the Mona Lisa.
- Let me have a look.
781
00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:44,916
Nothing's working.
782
00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:10,625
I got through the wall.
783
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,166
Well done.
Who said planning was for losers?
784
00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:15,208
Yeah.
785
00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:32,708
What was that?
786
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:36,875
I'd like a word or two
with the maintenance guy.
787
00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:43,541
All good?
788
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,541
Yeah. I mean,
789
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:48,125
I'm in.
790
00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:50,750
But I hope
there's really an exit on the other side.
791
00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:53,250
You know,
there's always a reason to seal a tunnel.
792
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:56,875
- Usually zombies.
- Zombies. Can't wait.
793
00:55:57,375 --> 00:55:58,250
Thanks.
794
00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:05,583
ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS ALERT
795
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:06,875
Shit.
796
00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:08,750
Come with me.
797
00:56:18,916 --> 00:56:19,791
We're there.
798
00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:22,583
There should be condensation
or something like that.
799
00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:24,833
It looks fine.
800
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:29,041
With 99% humidity, are you just waiting
for her to drown in there?
801
00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:30,791
We need your permission to move it.
802
00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:33,208
- You have it. Take it to the lab.
- Very well.
803
00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:36,375
- Mo to Benjy. Do you copy?
- Yeah.
804
00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:40,375
Check the backbone of the security network
to make sure there's no bug.
805
00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:42,833
I was about to call you.
Something's wrong with the B122 relay.
806
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,583
The environmental sensors?
807
00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:48,958
Exactly.
808
00:56:49,041 --> 00:56:49,958
Where is it?
809
00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:54,125
Richelieu wing, on the second floor.
810
00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:56,166
The access is above the VIP room.
811
00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,875
Can you go have a look?
812
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:00,958
Yeah.
813
00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:06,875
Let's move it.
814
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,458
Fuck.
815
00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:39,750
Fuck.
816
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:41,333
What's wrong?
817
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:45,166
There's always this security guy who says,
"Why don't we put one more door?"
818
00:57:45,958 --> 00:57:47,083
Well, fuck that guy!
819
00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:48,833
- Can't you blow it up?
- No, I can't.
820
00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:51,125
I can hear the river
right above my head.
821
00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:54,250
- Maybe there's another way.
- There's no other way!
822
00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:56,458
I don't want to drown
in the dark in a tunnel.
823
00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,541
OK, you're right. Let's talk.
824
00:57:58,625 --> 00:57:59,708
It's impossible. That's it.
825
00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:01,750
OK, that's what I said. Go back!
826
00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:03,041
I can't, I can't, I can't!
827
00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:04,708
Can't you hear me?
The ladder broke.
828
00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:06,791
I can't go back up the fucking well.
829
00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,958
- I can't go back up!
- It's OK, son.
830
00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:13,250
- Dad?
- It's OK. A young man of your talent?
831
00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:14,583
I'm sure you can control
832
00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:16,791
this blast perfectly, I know you can.
833
00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,250
I'm not so sure.
834
00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:22,416
Did I ever tell you about my escape
from the Mogadishu jail?
835
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,291
The tunnel I dug came out in a sewer
836
00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:27,541
and some tit had blocked up
the manhole
837
00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:28,833
with one extra grate.
838
00:58:28,916 --> 00:58:32,041
I thought I was going to drown
in an ocean of Mogadishu effluent.
839
00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:34,125
But I refused to surrender.
840
00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:36,875
So I scraped
the cement away with my spoon,
841
00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:38,291
and when my spoon gave out,
842
00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:40,125
I went at it with my bare fingers.
843
00:58:40,541 --> 00:58:42,083
And then my teeth.
844
00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:44,208
And that is why I'm still here today.
845
00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:47,916
What I'm saying is,
believe in yourself, son.
846
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,666
I do.
847
00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:53,750
OK.
848
00:58:55,791 --> 00:58:57,625
Kingery-Bulmash equation.
849
00:58:58,166 --> 00:58:59,791
Peak over pressure,
850
00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:00,958
impulse,
851
00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:02,500
shockwave duration.
852
00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,000
Jay, you there?
853
00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:18,916
Jay? Are you all right?
854
00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:24,416
I'm still alive!
855
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,916
Watch out on the right.
856
00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:42,208
PRESERVATION LABORATORY
857
00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:44,000
Easy.
858
00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:52,958
What's next?
859
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:56,583
- We wait for the curator.
- OK.
860
00:59:58,208 --> 00:59:59,791
It's now or never, isn't it?
861
01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:11,958
Holy shit.
862
01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:44,166
- I'm in the storeroom.
- Halfway there, bro.
863
01:00:52,875 --> 01:00:54,250
- Ready.
- Copy that.
864
01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:55,708
On my count.
865
01:01:00,291 --> 01:01:02,125
Three... Two... One...
866
01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,125
Clear.
867
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:11,083
Keep going.
They can't see you.
868
01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:27,083
What a mess.
We lost visual in staircase D3.
869
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:29,541
- We're leaking everywhere here.
- You bet.
870
01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:31,833
Benjy, do you copy?
871
01:01:31,916 --> 01:01:33,416
- Yeah.
- Where are you?
872
01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,958
Almost there.
873
01:01:35,041 --> 01:01:37,416
It's like we're the VIPs tonight.
874
01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:47,500
In position. Your call.
875
01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,416
OK.
876
01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:49,875
On my way.
877
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:57,833
Ah.
878
01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:12,958
Almost there. Get ready.
879
01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:17,041
- Sure there's no backup?
- Wanna bet? Strip poker?
880
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,583
Is that a yes or a no?
881
01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:21,250
Going dark, Cavendish.
882
01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:23,541
Three... Two... One...
883
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:41,791
Go!
884
01:03:12,541 --> 01:03:13,750
What was that?
885
01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,541
What the hell?
886
01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:19,458
Well, looks like we're not
the only ones on strike.
887
01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,166
Who's that guy?
888
01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:43,125
He's from maintenance, isn't he?
889
01:03:43,625 --> 01:03:44,625
What is he carrying?
890
01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,041
Should we go check?
891
01:03:56,416 --> 01:04:00,000
Ostrich egg sabayon
with shaved melanosporum truffle.
892
01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:18,250
Hey!
893
01:04:22,875 --> 01:04:24,666
Let me see what you're taking out.
894
01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:26,041
This?
895
01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:27,625
Yeah.
896
01:04:28,083 --> 01:04:29,375
Of course.
897
01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:33,833
I had class before my shift.
898
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:38,166
What do you think?
899
01:04:43,125 --> 01:04:44,125
Be honest.
900
01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:47,375
You can go.
901
01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:48,833
Clear.
902
01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:50,250
Thanks.
903
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,000
Go!
904
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,125
What's going on?
905
01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:28,333
Don't worry. It should be back soon.
906
01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:20,291
Flambéed venison roast,
truffled celeriac,
907
01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:21,958
and Périgourdine sauce.
908
01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,916
Jiggle.
909
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,125
Jiggle, jiggle.
910
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,875
Mo?
911
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:13,375
I'm listening.
912
01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:15,916
I just found a weird device.
It's not ours.
913
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:16,916
What?
914
01:08:24,958 --> 01:08:27,916
I don't know.
It's like we're being hacked.
915
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:30,250
The Mona Lisa is here. It's fine.
916
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,333
Yes?
917
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:34,250
Benamar.
Is everything okay?
918
01:08:34,833 --> 01:08:38,166
We had to move the Mona Lisa.
Something was off with the sensors.
919
01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:40,666
But is there something wrong?
920
01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:43,666
I... I'm not sure. Why?
921
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:45,875
I think someone stole my access key.
922
01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:02,333
Fuck. All units, lockdown.
923
01:09:02,416 --> 01:09:03,500
Lockdown now.
924
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:36,750
Go, ragazzo.
925
01:10:08,416 --> 01:10:11,541
♪ You don't own me ♪
926
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:15,791
♪ I'm not just one of your many toys ♪
927
01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:18,083
♪ You don't own me ♪
928
01:10:19,541 --> 01:10:25,166
♪ Don't say I can't go with other boys ♪
929
01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:29,708
♪ And don't tell me what to do ♪
930
01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:33,458
♪ Don't tell me what to say ♪
931
01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:36,958
♪ And please, when I go out with you... ♪
932
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,208
How is the wind?
933
01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:40,750
Steady from the west.
934
01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:43,500
We didn't miss anything, right?
935
01:10:44,416 --> 01:10:47,250
No. No, I don't think we did.
You're right.
936
01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:49,750
We didn't miss a fucking...
937
01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:54,250
Fuck.
938
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,375
Fuck...
939
01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:07,666
♪ ...I don't tell you what to do ♪
940
01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:11,708
♪ So just let me be myself ♪
941
01:11:12,041 --> 01:11:15,250
♪ That's all I ask of you ♪
942
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:19,125
♪ I'm young and I love to be young ♪
943
01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:22,958
♪ I'm free and I love to be free ♪
944
01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:26,625
♪ To live my life the way I want ♪
945
01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:31,166
♪ To say and do whatever I please... ♪
946
01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:34,750
She's right above us.
947
01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:36,583
Come to mama.
948
01:11:40,291 --> 01:11:42,083
- There!
- Yeah.
949
01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:53,166
♪ ...And don't tell me what to do ♪
950
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:56,916
♪ Don't tell me what to say ♪
951
01:11:58,291 --> 01:12:00,833
♪ And please, when I go out with you ♪
952
01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:04,375
♪ Don't put me on display ♪
953
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:07,416
♪ I don't tell you what to say ♪
954
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:10,541
♪ I don't tell you what to do ♪
955
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:15,166
♪ So just let me be myself... ♪
956
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,583
I knew you could do it!
957
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,750
I knew it, I knew it! Come here!
958
01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:49,750
I knew you could do it, I knew it!
959
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,083
Show me.
960
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,041
My God.
961
01:13:07,541 --> 01:13:10,166
- Police?
- Chasing their tails in Paris.
962
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:11,875
- In the wind.
- Yes.
963
01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:15,416
That doesn't mean they can't
trace your vehicle. We still do the swap.
964
01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:17,625
- It's too dangerous.
- They'll put you in jail!
965
01:13:18,083 --> 01:13:19,625
No! I won't hear of it.
966
01:13:20,291 --> 01:13:23,916
This is your masterpiece.
I want you to take it in the Jag.
967
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,875
Meet me at the safehouse.
968
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,125
If I'm not there in 48 hours,
969
01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:30,208
I want you to hide it away safely
970
01:13:30,291 --> 01:13:33,083
and then go to Zurich.
971
01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:34,291
This way.
972
01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:41,125
Understand? And live off this.
973
01:13:42,291 --> 01:13:44,000
And then disappear.
974
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:46,291
And do not try to find me.
I will find you.
975
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:48,750
- Why don't we all go in the Jag?
- Yes, come with us.
976
01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:51,666
No, because the terriers
need something to chase after.
977
01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:53,458
But I don't want to lose you now.
978
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:56,375
I know. We'll see each other again soon.
979
01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:58,916
- I promise.
- We only just got to know each other.
980
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,083
Now go.
981
01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:02,041
Go. Now!
982
01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:00,208
I think we're good.
983
01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:01,916
Let's get her inside.
984
01:15:17,166 --> 01:15:18,416
We never left the car.
985
01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:22,958
When I went to the toilet?
986
01:15:23,416 --> 01:15:24,333
I stayed.
987
01:15:24,666 --> 01:15:26,500
No one touched the trunk.
Impossible.
988
01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:30,041
A modified trunk?
989
01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:31,958
Maybe Dad knew about this.
990
01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:34,958
He would have told us.
991
01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:58,375
It's motorized.
992
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:01,625
Fucking painting-stealing machine.
993
01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:04,541
Yeah.
994
01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:06,750
We did miss something after all.
995
01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:08,083
Family heist.
996
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:11,083
No problem if you're the Borgias.
997
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:18,958
- Unless your mother...
- No, no, no, no, no.
998
01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:22,750
The DNA tests could have been fakes,
but my mom confirmed it.
999
01:16:23,416 --> 01:16:25,208
- Did she?
- Don't-Don't say it!
1000
01:16:25,291 --> 01:16:26,708
- Think.
- Nothing to think about.
1001
01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,833
- Do you trust her?
- Of course, she's my mother!
1002
01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:30,833
No mother would do that.
How would you know?
1003
01:16:31,416 --> 01:16:33,916
I don't know much about mothers,
but I do know a scam.
1004
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,083
- You could have said something!
- You convinced me, mommy's boy!
1005
01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:39,333
- You're just jealous, I get it.
- Of what?
1006
01:16:39,416 --> 01:16:41,791
I have a mother, I have a father.
That's a fact.
1007
01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:43,083
But then who are you? Huh?
1008
01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,583
An employee?
1009
01:16:45,291 --> 01:16:47,458
You pretentious piece of shit.
1010
01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:49,791
- You're an asshole.
- I know that word.
1011
01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:52,125
- "Mom, Dad, look at me!"
- You know what?
1012
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,083
- You bitch.
- You're insignificant!
1013
01:16:54,166 --> 01:16:55,458
You can type on a keyboard.
1014
01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:57,583
When it's time to act,
you're a no-show.
1015
01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:00,541
The robbery, the Mona Lisa, I did it!
1016
01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:03,541
Yes, you did it, so what?
1017
01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:05,750
What? You done?
1018
01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:07,458
- That's it?
- Wait, please. Wait.
1019
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,458
It's too late to be sorry.
1020
01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:12,875
No matter who that guy is,
he scammed us.
1021
01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:15,125
- Right?
- Yes, he scammed us.
1022
01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,291
It's pretty clear.
1023
01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:18,291
So, imagine.
1024
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:23,000
We are him.
We just pulled off a big one.
1025
01:17:23,875 --> 01:17:24,750
What comes next?
1026
01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:04,916
C-4. Old school.
One thing in life you can count on.
1027
01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:08,208
And... Boom.
1028
01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:25,916
- Hi, darling.
- I need to talk to you, Mom.
1029
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,458
How's your dad?
Are you two getting along?
1030
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,041
He paid you, right?
1031
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:33,458
- Paid me?
- Yeah, paid you.
1032
01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:35,333
That's what I said. Did he pay you?
1033
01:18:35,750 --> 01:18:38,250
Of course not. Not at all.
1034
01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:41,208
- Cut the bullshit.
- Hey, Jérémie. Please.
1035
01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:42,583
Room service.
1036
01:18:44,041 --> 01:18:45,833
Where are you? Are you kidding me?
1037
01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:48,875
Where are you? Tell me.
1038
01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:51,333
- I'll explain.
- Go ahead. Are you in Tahiti?
1039
01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,333
Come on, of course I'm not.
1040
01:18:53,833 --> 01:18:56,625
- Where are you then?
- I can't hear you.
1041
01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:57,750
Don't, Mom.
1042
01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,583
You're cutting out. Hello?
1043
01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:01,250
Hello? Mom?
1044
01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:03,625
Fuck!
1045
01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:10,125
Mona Lisa: still missing
1046
01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:12,541
How we did not see this coming?
1047
01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:15,291
Everything was part of the plan.
1048
01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:18,125
The DNA lab, the house...
1049
01:19:19,458 --> 01:19:20,583
The Jag...
1050
01:19:21,291 --> 01:19:22,458
He manipulated us.
1051
01:19:23,166 --> 01:19:26,291
And when he felt we had doubts,
he pulled the lawyer trick.
1052
01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:30,041
...affairs in order, but things
have taken an unexpectedly urgent turn.
1053
01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:33,416
Mademoiselle Chiara Ferraro
1054
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:35,208
and Monsieur Jérémie Mercier...
1055
01:19:35,625 --> 01:19:37,833
Paperwork to be completed
by tomorrow.
1056
01:19:37,916 --> 01:19:39,791
This leaves little time.
1057
01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:41,000
I know.
1058
01:19:44,666 --> 01:19:46,125
So you're not even my sister.
1059
01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:56,666
I was never anybody's sister or daughter.
1060
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:57,666
Um...
1061
01:19:59,916 --> 01:20:01,500
I never imagined
1062
01:20:03,291 --> 01:20:05,708
what having a sister
would feel like, and...
1063
01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:10,625
I will miss you.
1064
01:20:11,791 --> 01:20:12,875
A lot.
1065
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:18,416
I'll always be your sister.
1066
01:20:18,791 --> 01:20:20,666
If you want to be my brother.
1067
01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:24,750
OK! Now.
1068
01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:27,291
We're gonna get him.
1069
01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:29,958
Right now he's in Mexico or Jakarta.
1070
01:20:30,666 --> 01:20:31,916
Not yet. First,
1071
01:20:32,708 --> 01:20:34,208
he has to make a delivery.
1072
01:20:34,291 --> 01:20:36,458
- He just crossed into Italy.
- What's that?
1073
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,708
He's got a pacemaker.
It works on Bluetooth.
1074
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:43,125
- So his doctor can monitor him remotely.
- How do you know that?
1075
01:20:43,458 --> 01:20:45,916
Because I'm fucking good at what I do.
1076
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:52,375
It's been just over a day
since the Louvre confirmed
1077
01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:54,625
that Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa,
1078
01:20:54,708 --> 01:20:57,333
one of the most famous paintings
in the world,
1079
01:20:57,416 --> 01:21:00,333
was stolen from the museum
in the middle of the night.
1080
01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:03,500
The details remain unclear,
but the theft...
1081
01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:36,666
And you can bugger off as well.
1082
01:21:50,666 --> 01:21:52,291
He hasn't been moving for hours.
1083
01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:54,500
Maybe it's just a decoy signal.
1084
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:56,708
Or he's still asleep.
1085
01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:02,458
Why wait?
1086
01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:06,250
I say we stick him up now.
In and out, 60 seconds.
1087
01:22:07,458 --> 01:22:09,250
Then what? We cannot fence it.
1088
01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:11,666
He wasn't lying about that.
1089
01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:13,916
Oh, look! He's on the move.
1090
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,625
OK. So, now he makes the sale,
1091
01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:19,041
he gets his pay-off.
1092
01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:23,125
Cash, Bitcoin, property title, whatever.
And we rob him.
1093
01:22:23,208 --> 01:22:24,666
Roadside stick-up. Old school!
1094
01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:26,166
60 seconds.
1095
01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,666
Yes!
1096
01:22:44,583 --> 01:22:45,916
Old bastard.
1097
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,791
Old bastard.
1098
01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:15,041
He's taking a left.
One kilometer ahead.
1099
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:16,833
OK.
1100
01:24:04,625 --> 01:24:05,791
Don't.
1101
01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:03,333
Drone.
1102
01:25:08,541 --> 01:25:09,625
OK.
1103
01:25:12,666 --> 01:25:13,666
OK.
1104
01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:24,541
Watch out!
1105
01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:28,041
Mr. Cavendish.
1106
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:31,333
It's so nice of you to be on time.
1107
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:33,500
Well, you know me.
1108
01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:35,458
I aim to please.
1109
01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:42,375
And you didn't come empty-handed.
1110
01:25:43,125 --> 01:25:44,833
Oh, I did not.
1111
01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:46,416
Shall we?
1112
01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:49,291
My team set up
everything we need in there.
1113
01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:50,291
Come on.
1114
01:25:51,083 --> 01:25:52,083
Let's go.
1115
01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:58,625
We're ready for you, professor.
1116
01:26:08,791 --> 01:26:09,625
There we are.
1117
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:13,625
I see that you've got everything prepared.
I brought these.
1118
01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:14,625
But, uh,
1119
01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:17,666
I think your kit is a cut above.
1120
01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:21,041
I'm surprised you're surprised.
1121
01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:25,416
- Behind the tree.
- Yeah, I know. I can see it.
1122
01:26:28,958 --> 01:26:30,708
- OK.
- Right.
1123
01:26:30,791 --> 01:26:31,958
I'm ready.
1124
01:26:41,458 --> 01:26:43,333
There she is.
1125
01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:48,666
In the flesh.
1126
01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:55,500
Dr. Ludovico says, no more--
1127
01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,583
Shut the fuck up.
1128
01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:16,958
So...
1129
01:27:18,625 --> 01:27:20,708
Da Vinci painted
1130
01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:24,500
a draft sketch
underneath the painting, I believe.
1131
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:28,125
Yes. The pentimenti of the hands
and the beginnings of another portrait.
1132
01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:32,166
I do hope you're not planning on
passing off another
1133
01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:35,125
fake like the last time,
1134
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:36,208
are you?
1135
01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:40,541
Alternative authenticity,
if you don't mind.
1136
01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,583
No, no, no.
1137
01:27:42,666 --> 01:27:43,750
Certainly not.
1138
01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:49,083
OK.
1139
01:27:51,708 --> 01:27:54,500
I don't just pay for the painting.
1140
01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:56,625
The story is part of the deal.
1141
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,833
Wait, what was it,
1142
01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:02,625
that family secret you told me about?
1143
01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:04,875
Secrets are like mushrooms, old boy.
1144
01:28:04,958 --> 01:28:05,958
Mushrooms?
1145
01:28:07,416 --> 01:28:09,208
Better kept in the dark?
1146
01:28:09,291 --> 01:28:11,916
Hmm. I don't know
what they're talking about.
1147
01:28:12,458 --> 01:28:15,250
- How do you do that?
- Oh, my foster sister was deaf.
1148
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:16,708
She taught me.
1149
01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:22,000
Well, I needed to find professionals
who were pliant and wouldn't pry.
1150
01:28:22,083 --> 01:28:23,875
And given that there are so many
1151
01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:27,083
fractured families
in the criminal underworld,
1152
01:28:27,166 --> 01:28:29,625
I thought, what better role to play
1153
01:28:29,708 --> 01:28:33,041
than that of a long-lost father?
1154
01:28:35,125 --> 01:28:38,250
The difficult thing
was finding the perfect dummies.
1155
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:39,541
Dummies?
1156
01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:43,208
Idiots?
1157
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:47,791
Two stupid,
1158
01:28:47,875 --> 01:28:50,041
gullible young kids.
1159
01:28:50,458 --> 01:28:52,250
Oh my God.
1160
01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:55,375
You old bastard.
1161
01:28:56,083 --> 01:28:57,416
Well done.
1162
01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,875
Professor.
1163
01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:03,458
- Happy?
- Well, yes.
1164
01:29:03,541 --> 01:29:06,416
- The substratum imaging seems correct.
- OK.
1165
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:07,916
And the craquelure is a match.
1166
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,958
Naturally,
I would need a full day to confirm--
1167
01:29:10,791 --> 01:29:14,958
It appears
we have a winner here, Mr. Cavendish.
1168
01:29:15,458 --> 01:29:18,291
Congratulations, then,
on your new acquisition.
1169
01:29:18,375 --> 01:29:21,750
- Yeah.
- Which brings me to our arrangement.
1170
01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:25,083
Yeah, absolutely.
You are absolved of your debt to me.
1171
01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:28,875
Having said that,
1172
01:29:31,750 --> 01:29:35,375
how can I possibly keep anyone alive
1173
01:29:35,958 --> 01:29:38,583
who knows what I now possess?
1174
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,500
I'm sure even you understand,
1175
01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:43,750
Cavendish.
1176
01:29:44,791 --> 01:29:46,833
Thank you, Bruno. Truly.
1177
01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:48,541
Thank you?
1178
01:29:48,625 --> 01:29:50,000
Whatever for?
1179
01:29:51,541 --> 01:29:53,416
For playing directly into my hands.
1180
01:29:54,791 --> 01:29:55,791
Don't move.
1181
01:30:00,750 --> 01:30:01,583
What?
1182
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:16,583
Let me see your hands!
1183
01:30:16,666 --> 01:30:17,500
Fuck!
1184
01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:23,916
Ladies and gentlemen!
1185
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,250
French Republic.
1186
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:31,416
On a repatriation mission,
1187
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:32,666
Élysée?
1188
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,583
Lise is coming back home.
1189
01:30:47,666 --> 01:30:49,750
Italian armed forces, nobody moves.
1190
01:30:50,166 --> 01:30:51,583
Shit.
1191
01:30:54,166 --> 01:30:57,125
Palazzo Chigi?
The Gioconda is back home.
1192
01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:00,458
The Italians are here.
Operation compromised.
1193
01:31:00,541 --> 01:31:02,583
Smoke screen requested
before evacuation.
1194
01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:25,791
Go, go!
1195
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,250
Let's get out of here!
1196
01:31:47,958 --> 01:31:50,250
Come on,
let's not stay here!
1197
01:31:53,708 --> 01:31:54,666
No?
1198
01:31:54,750 --> 01:31:56,458
Come on.
1199
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:00,666
- Soldiers.
- Huh?
1200
01:32:01,791 --> 01:32:03,000
Stop!
1201
01:32:04,166 --> 01:32:05,250
Fuck!
1202
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:29,875
I have a car
heading for the French border.
1203
01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:31,916
Copy that. We're on it.
1204
01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:08,333
Oh come on, get a grip!
1205
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:09,958
Fuck!
1206
01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:14,541
Fuck!
1207
01:33:17,625 --> 01:33:19,125
Shit...
1208
01:33:28,041 --> 01:33:30,291
Get in. Now. Come on!
1209
01:33:44,833 --> 01:33:48,291
- Great to meet you, you fucking sociopath!
- Quite so. How do you do?
1210
01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:49,291
You fucking traitor!
1211
01:33:49,375 --> 01:33:51,958
I just saved your arses,
by the fucking way!
1212
01:33:56,375 --> 01:33:58,250
OK. So, where is our money?
1213
01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:00,000
Money? There's no money.
1214
01:34:00,416 --> 01:34:01,625
What?
1215
01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:04,250
But you gave the painting
to the guy in the wheelchair.
1216
01:34:04,333 --> 01:34:05,625
- Correct.
- For free?
1217
01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:09,083
Did you really think
we'd get away with stealing and fencing
1218
01:34:09,166 --> 01:34:11,125
the most valuable painting in the world?
1219
01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:14,416
That'd be like trying to sell
a nuclear bomb in a farmer's market!
1220
01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:16,291
So why did you give it to him?
1221
01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:18,291
Brace yourselves!
1222
01:34:24,708 --> 01:34:26,125
The painting was leverage.
1223
01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:28,333
- I was in debt to van Klum.
- Van who?
1224
01:34:28,416 --> 01:34:29,791
The guy in the wheelchair.
1225
01:34:29,875 --> 01:34:31,458
- What kind of debt?
- Big.
1226
01:34:31,541 --> 01:34:34,041
- What did you do to him?
- Let's not go there.
1227
01:34:34,125 --> 01:34:35,833
So what went wrong?
1228
01:34:35,916 --> 01:34:37,833
Men like him, they just keep coming.
1229
01:34:37,916 --> 01:34:41,166
The only way I could be free
was if he was in prison or dead.
1230
01:34:41,250 --> 01:34:43,666
So you called the French and the Italians.
1231
01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,708
And they catch him
holding the Mona Lisa,
1232
01:34:45,791 --> 01:34:48,333
the one thing his money
cannot protect him from.
1233
01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:51,625
And you knew
the French were gonna use smoke to escape!
1234
01:34:51,708 --> 01:34:53,250
- Smarter than I thought.
- Fuck you!
1235
01:34:53,333 --> 01:34:56,791
- You're not even the Snow Leopard.
- I know I'm not! I'm a liar!
1236
01:34:56,875 --> 01:35:00,333
I'm an awful, horrible person,
a loathsome piece of shit.
1237
01:35:00,666 --> 01:35:03,125
But you two
are the only family I've ever had.
1238
01:35:03,208 --> 01:35:04,458
God, I want to puke.
1239
01:35:04,541 --> 01:35:06,666
That happens
when you look in the mirror!
1240
01:35:06,750 --> 01:35:09,750
- He's just lying again.
- No, I'm not. I wasn't lying back there!
1241
01:35:09,833 --> 01:35:12,791
Well, hardly.
A little bit. Just... For...
1242
01:35:12,875 --> 01:35:13,875
Brace yourselves.
1243
01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:24,583
All right, out.
Both of you, now.
1244
01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:25,916
Out! Now. Quickly.
1245
01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:28,708
Dammit.
1246
01:35:32,875 --> 01:35:34,416
Fuck.
1247
01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:35,541
Right.
1248
01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:41,833
The Italians are back that way,
the French on the other side, no doubt.
1249
01:35:41,916 --> 01:35:44,666
But this is technically a no-man's-land.
1250
01:35:44,750 --> 01:35:46,833
Neither of them can enter here.
1251
01:35:46,916 --> 01:35:48,666
That door
1252
01:35:48,750 --> 01:35:51,416
is an old evacuation route
for the workers who built this place.
1253
01:35:52,041 --> 01:35:55,958
It was my intention to ditch the car
and disappear through that,
1254
01:35:56,041 --> 01:35:57,833
but then you two showed up and...
1255
01:36:09,291 --> 01:36:10,166
Here.
1256
01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:12,083
Take it.
1257
01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:16,125
It's rusty, but I oiled the lock.
1258
01:36:16,583 --> 01:36:17,416
Go.
1259
01:36:19,166 --> 01:36:21,125
- Why are you doing this?
- Why don't you come?
1260
01:36:21,208 --> 01:36:23,083
Why am I doing it?
1261
01:36:23,166 --> 01:36:25,541
Because they don't know
about you yet.
1262
01:36:25,625 --> 01:36:26,916
No one's after you yet
1263
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,875
and I never thought I'd say this,
1264
01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:31,541
but if anything bad
has to happen to anyone,
1265
01:36:31,625 --> 01:36:34,708
I'd rather it happen to me
than to you two.
1266
01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:41,791
We love you too, crazy prick.
1267
01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:46,208
It's what fathers do.
1268
01:36:46,750 --> 01:36:47,708
Isn't it?
1269
01:36:49,291 --> 01:36:51,083
You are not our father, Roger.
1270
01:36:52,666 --> 01:36:53,708
Right, yes. Sorry.
1271
01:36:53,791 --> 01:36:54,958
So who are you, really?
1272
01:36:57,541 --> 01:36:58,375
Really.
1273
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,125
Who am I?
1274
01:37:13,083 --> 01:37:15,625
My name is Marcus Dubrovnik.
1275
01:37:18,125 --> 01:37:19,541
And I'm from New Jersey.
1276
01:37:20,083 --> 01:37:23,583
Summit City, to be exact. I think.
1277
01:37:25,416 --> 01:37:26,666
That said...
1278
01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:30,916
Anyway.
1279
01:37:33,750 --> 01:37:34,666
Yeah...
1280
01:37:35,791 --> 01:37:36,625
Sorry.
1281
01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:42,708
Look after yourselves.
1282
01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:05,583
I'm going that way.
1283
01:38:06,458 --> 01:38:08,500
Italian prison food
is better than French.
1284
01:38:52,958 --> 01:38:57,041
Sì.
1285
01:38:57,125 --> 01:38:59,416
OK!
1286
01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:03,500
Please!
1287
01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:05,875
Don't shoot.
1288
01:39:08,708 --> 01:39:10,125
Don't shoot.
1289
01:39:10,708 --> 01:39:11,791
I have a family.
1290
01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:51,958
Shit!
1291
01:40:01,375 --> 01:40:02,708
Oh shit!
1292
01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:08,458
Come on!
1293
01:40:08,541 --> 01:40:10,791
- Get in!
- Come on, get in!
1294
01:40:23,375 --> 01:40:25,208
- What kept you?
- We're right on time!
1295
01:40:25,291 --> 01:40:26,333
Man, you stink!
1296
01:40:26,416 --> 01:40:28,541
I'm sorry!
I was gonna take a helicopter,
1297
01:40:28,625 --> 01:40:31,000
but I'm more of a sewer person.
You know, Mogadishu.
1298
01:40:31,083 --> 01:40:32,500
Come on. Stop with Mogadishu.
1299
01:40:32,583 --> 01:40:34,083
All right, I meant Kathmandu.
1300
01:40:34,166 --> 01:40:35,625
- Kathmandu?
- Whatever!
1301
01:40:35,708 --> 01:40:38,000
- The Mona Lisa's missing.
- Course she is.
1302
01:40:38,083 --> 01:40:40,083
Took me a long time,
let me tell ya.
1303
01:40:40,166 --> 01:40:42,625
Layering in that pentimenti
and everything.
1304
01:40:42,708 --> 01:40:46,250
- You gave van Klum a fake?
- Of course! Think I'm an idiot?
1305
01:40:46,333 --> 01:40:48,208
- Another fake?
- Yeah!
1306
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And I have to say, it's probably
the best ever made. Really.
1307
01:40:51,416 --> 01:40:52,708
So where is she?
1308
01:40:53,083 --> 01:40:54,416
Yeah, where is she?
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Willa Grefe for TRI TRACK