1 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,974 [children playing] 2 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:47,699 Angel, baby, hey, where you going? 3 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,397 Huh? Huh? [kisses] 4 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,616 Come on. Don't walk away. 5 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,705 Come on. Be nice to me. 6 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,364 Slide me something nice. 7 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,335 ♪ Here she comes ridin' ♪ 8 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,989 ♪ Rollin' it Down the line ♪ 9 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,211 ♪ Slippin', slidin' ♪ 10 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:24,388 ♪ Takin' her sweet old time ♪ 11 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:30,351 You know I don't like you smoking. 12 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:33,963 ♪ Knowin' in the back Of her mind ♪ 13 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:37,749 ♪ She's gonna show the boy What she's really got ♪ 14 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:41,840 ♪ Stoppin' In the nick of time ♪ 15 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,233 ♪ Shake it, baby ♪ 16 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:48,195 ♪ Shake it All you can tonight ♪ 17 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:51,111 ♪ Go on and break it, baby, Break it while you can tonight ♪ 18 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,851 Sharp outfit. 19 00:01:55,985 --> 00:02:00,207 ♪ 'Cause it Won't last forever ♪ 20 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:03,862 ♪ Do it for worse Or for better ♪ 21 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:08,040 ♪ Give the boy Something to dream on later ♪ 22 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,480 ♪ Here she comes slidin' ♪ 23 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:17,746 ♪ Shakin' it Down the hall ♪ 24 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,401 ♪ She's got a picture In her locker ♪ 25 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:25,101 ♪ An autographed basketball ♪ 26 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:29,453 ♪ She's got a purse That was made in Mexico ♪ 27 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:32,804 ♪ A mind that was made For love ♪ 28 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:36,678 ♪ She's got a new way Of dancing slow ♪ 29 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:40,856 ♪ She knows what You're thinking of ♪ 30 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,074 ♪ Shake it, baby ♪ 31 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:46,949 ♪ Shake it All you can tonight ♪ 32 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:49,604 ♪ Go on and break him, baby ♪ 33 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:55,044 ♪ Break him While you can tonight ♪ 34 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:59,091 ♪ 'Cause it won't Last forever ♪ 35 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:02,486 ♪ Do it for worse Or for better ♪ 36 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:06,751 ♪ Give the boy Something to dream on later ♪ 37 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:27,903 ♪ 'Cause it Won't last forever ♪ 38 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:31,167 ♪ Do it for worse Or for better ♪ 39 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:35,693 ♪ But give the boy Something to dream on later ♪ 40 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:37,217 [car backfires] 41 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,528 [backfires] 42 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:49,664 Angel. 43 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,601 Bye. 44 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,819 Be good. 45 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:43,108 I saw Grease six times. 46 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,501 Did anyone see 47 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,416 Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast? 48 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,549 My fiancé looks exactly like John Travolta. 49 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:49,767 Honest? 50 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,203 You know what my favorite movie was? 51 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:54,555 Last Tango in Paris.I saw it 10 times. 52 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:55,860 You know who I just love? 53 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:58,907 Andy Gibb. He's so gorgeous. 54 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,257 Yeah. Me, too. God, I love his ass. 55 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:06,523 Well, it's so small, you know, cute. 56 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:09,961 Get her. 57 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,792 She thinks she's tough. 58 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,272 Are you really engaged? 59 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:17,708 Yeah. My parents think 60 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,276 sending me to camp will cool it off. 61 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,538 They're so provincial. 62 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:22,713 Oh, yeah. Mine, too. 63 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:25,542 Jerks. 64 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,546 GIRLS: Bye! 65 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:32,593 [car horn honks] 66 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,682 [honk] 67 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:46,694 Ferris Whitney? 68 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,783 [laughs] 69 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:49,827 Ok. 70 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,238 So tacky. 71 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,727 This seat's taken. 72 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,076 By who? 73 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:27,952 My guardian angel. 74 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,567 She'll have to sit on my lap, then. 75 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:36,308 [laughing] 76 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:38,049 She's a he. 77 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,616 [laughing] 78 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:42,402 Then I'll have to sit on his lap. 79 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,143 Ooh, heavy. 80 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,275 Beat it. 81 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:47,407 Make me. 82 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,019 Beat it! 83 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,588 No! No! You guys, no! No, don't fight. 84 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:55,850 GIRLS: Fight! Fight! Fight! 85 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,242 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 86 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:59,027 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 87 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,899 Stop fighting now! 88 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,386 Hey! 89 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:13,694 Get up! Get up! Get up! 90 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,435 What's the problem back there? 91 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,899 Where'd you guys learn to fight? 92 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,204 Madison Square Garden. 93 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,336 Hi, I'm Cathy Carter. 94 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,642 Everybody calls her Carrots. 95 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:50,034 I'm Sunshine. 96 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,253 Angel Bright. 97 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:52,472 Sounds like something 98 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,256 at the top of a Christmas tree. 99 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,652 Guys! 100 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:01,785 I've got some vitamin "e" and some niacin. 101 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:02,873 Here, take one. 102 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,750 Niacin keeps you from freaking out. 103 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,012 Come on, take one. 104 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:16,713 Ferris Whitney. 105 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,114 They'll never grow. 106 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:29,944 No wonder. You're smothering them. 107 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,728 GIRL: Do you know, smoking pot... 108 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,730 You look familiar. 109 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,384 You've seen me on TV. 110 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,690 ANGEL: In what, a Brillo commercial? 111 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,171 I'm the "before" girl 112 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:43,610 in Tidy Tangle's cream rinse commercial. 113 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,829 That's her! 114 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,788 Move your butt, squirt. 115 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,007 Pushy mothers. 116 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,663 Well, I knew this one girl, 117 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:54,795 and I swear, 118 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:58,102 she did it on a roller coaster. 119 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,191 [laughing] 120 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,411 Yeah. 121 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:03,804 Ferris. 122 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,632 Where's the weirdest place you ever did it? 123 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,112 None of your business. 124 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:09,418 Why not? 125 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,028 She probably doesn't know anything. 126 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,116 I know enough. 127 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,683 Been to fourth base? 128 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,772 I'm 15. Nobody goes to fourth base-- 129 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,644 I hit a home run at 14. 130 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,559 DRIVER: Five more minutes! 131 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,431 Well... 132 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,694 Looks like some of us are women... 133 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,875 and some of us are little girls. 134 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,182 Which are you? 135 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:38,142 I think guys are a pain in the ass. 136 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:40,492 Two little virgins. Quaint. 137 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,059 No wonder you're always fighting. 138 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:44,714 It's all that unreleased energy. 139 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,586 [laughing] 140 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,546 You're probably lezes. 141 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,897 Maybe she is, but I'm straight. 142 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,684 What about you, smut mouth? 143 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,774 What about me, shithead? 144 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,602 I think you're into girls. 145 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,955 Shit! She tried to grab my tits! 146 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,870 [all laughing] 147 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:21,446 ♪ Well, most of your Life is gone ♪ 148 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,844 ♪ It's back where You used to know ♪ 149 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:33,502 ♪ If grownups Could laugh this slow ♪ 150 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:39,116 ♪ Whereas you watch The hours go ♪ 151 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:43,033 ♪ Years may go by ♪ 152 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:49,692 ♪ Years may go by ♪ 153 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:56,786 ♪ So in wanting A special thing ♪ 154 00:10:56,786 --> 00:11:01,573 ♪ Holding something To keep in ♪ 155 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,314 Ferris probably isn't gay... 156 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,796 just sexually immature. 157 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,102 Whoa. 158 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,756 That hurt. 159 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:13,760 I bet she'd go all the way, she had the chance, right? 160 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,153 Sure. I'm ready. 161 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:24,596 ♪ And years may go by ♪ 162 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,337 Sorrell. 163 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,774 Hi, chubby. 164 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,080 Walker. 165 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,429 Walker? 166 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,518 Oh! Hi. 167 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,828 Uh... hold it. 168 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:39,873 Talking to me? 169 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,657 Sure am. What's your name? 170 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:44,704 Uh, Penny Shubert. I'm in kind of a hurry. 171 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,923 I think you belong in cabin "c." 172 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,925 it's right through those trees. 173 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,362 Cabin "c" is for kids. 174 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,932 You don't know what it's like 175 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,934 to be surrounded by 10-year-olds. 176 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,588 I'll go nuts! 177 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,634 My brain is going to disintegrate! 178 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,637 You girls are over there. 179 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,209 No way. 180 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,690 Come on. These beds have been assigned for months. 181 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,216 Fine. 182 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,914 I'm taking that one. 183 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,482 Big deal. 184 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,836 Look, I don't like sharing this space with you, either. 185 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,795 You keep out of my way, and I'll keep out of yours. 186 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,970 Deal? 187 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,290 So you, my dear. 188 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,640 Pure, pure, pure. 189 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,860 Thanks. My mom got it for me. 190 00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,908 Hey, Angel. 191 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,650 Forget your wardrobe? 192 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:09,789 Bet they put saltpeter in our hamburgers. 193 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,920 Dana, you know, 194 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,139 you really shouldn't eat meat. 195 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,315 It's full of male hormones. 196 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,925 I knew a girl grew a mustache 197 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,405 because she ate meat. 198 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,626 [all groan] 199 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,367 God. Get out of here. 200 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,543 You know what they're doing in there? 201 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,936 They're telling bedtime stories. 202 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,416 Do you believe? 203 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,769 Girls... 204 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,772 we really have to help Ferris with her problem. 205 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,730 You're a lost cause. 206 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,949 Go to hell. 207 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:46,173 It's time our Ferris experiences... 208 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,175 la dolce vita. 209 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,613 I'll bet my residual check... 210 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,744 Her what? 211 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,007 Residual check. 212 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,791 That Ferris will become a woman 213 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,010 by the end of summer. 214 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,359 How much? 215 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,672 $100. 216 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,500 Compliments of Tidy Curl. 217 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,590 That's an awful lot of money there. 218 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,548 God, yeah. 219 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,640 What do I have to do? 220 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,599 Just let nature take its course. 221 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,341 Cinder, I'm sorry. 222 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,387 I don't get this thing. 223 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:31,261 It's a contest. 224 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,655 Ferris against... 225 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,662 No... 226 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,664 you wouldn't have the guts. 227 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:45,493 You just lost 100 bucks, sucker. 228 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,454 Angel versus Ferris. 229 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:53,588 Whoever loses her virginity first 230 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,719 wins. 231 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,593 I'll put $10 on her. 232 00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,637 Yeah, me, too. 233 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,074 She's got a mean right. 234 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,380 What would a Donny Osmond autograph be worth? 235 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,382 $5.00 on the little boy, then. 236 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,645 Oh, yeah, I'm on her team, too. 237 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,823 ALL: I pledge allegiance to the flag 238 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,217 of the United States of America 239 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,610 and to the republic 240 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:16,654 for which it stands, 241 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,700 one nation under God, 242 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,354 indivisible, 243 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,444 with liberty and justice for all. 244 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,207 Damn it, Angel! 245 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,925 Would you mind 246 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,450 passing the bread, please? 247 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,240 I need a fork. 248 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,415 Hey! 249 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,811 Drink. 250 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,465 It's ginseng. 251 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,815 It will make you sexy. 252 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,556 Go ahead. 253 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,350 Am I bleeding? 254 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,787 Cabin "c" bets it all on Ferris. 255 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,224 Good. 256 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,923 No big deal. 257 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,838 Yay, Ferris. 258 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,405 Good, Ferris. 259 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,888 Let's hear it for Angel. 260 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,065 Eat your heart out, guys. 261 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,307 How you doing? 262 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,962 Fine. Mr. Callahan... 263 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,355 Miss Whitney. 264 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,532 Are you married? 265 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,972 No, I'm not married. 266 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,845 No. Why, are you? 267 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,065 No, I'm not married. 268 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,897 What do you do? 269 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,681 I teach French at Roosevelt High School. 270 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,423 French is my favorite of all languages. 271 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,121 Do you go to French films? 272 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,731 Oui. Et toi? 273 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,690 [speaking French] 274 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,432 [speaking French] 275 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,781 Paris. 276 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,958 Nice. Where do you go to school this year? 277 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:58,311 Here. Is Roosevelt High a private school? 278 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,314 No. You have to go to private school? 279 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,315 Worse than that. 280 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,578 Dad wants it to be all girls. 281 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,754 God, I'm OD'ing on girls, know what I mean? 282 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,278 I know what you mean, yeah. 283 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,108 Mr. Callahan. 284 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,544 What? 285 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,547 Can I ask you something personal? 286 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,940 Yeah. 287 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,857 What sign are you? 288 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,599 Is that what you were gonna ask me? Yeah. 289 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:28,384 I thought you said it was something personal. 290 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,472 It is personal. 291 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,475 I'm a Leo. 292 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,959 Leo. Oh. 293 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,569 I figured it was Leo. 294 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,918 Why, does that make us compatible? 295 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,355 Yes. Sure. 296 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,530 Well, that's good. 297 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,574 GIRL: Hey, Ferris! 298 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,446 Angel's got it made! 299 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,363 What is that all about? 300 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,581 That? 301 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,584 It's a project, a science thing. 302 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:57,196 An experiment, biology. 303 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:02,375 Mm-hmm. It's none of my business, right? 304 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,203 Right. 305 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,684 Ok, Miss Whitney. 306 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:14,343 You've got great eyes, Mr. Callahan. 307 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,983 Do you go climbing a lot? 308 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:50,336 Sure. Rooftops, fire escapes. Stuff like that. 309 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,820 I don't see anything. 310 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,605 Point it towards the water. 311 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,259 I am. 312 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,742 What's wrong? 313 00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:08,223 I don't want to talk about it. 314 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,443 Oh, boys. 315 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:12,662 Heh heh heh. 316 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,795 An unmatched form and feature 317 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,754 of blown youth blazed with ecstasy. 318 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,452 Oh, woe is me. 319 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,367 To see what I have seen, 320 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,629 see what I see. 321 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:25,153 Now what are you mouthing off about? 322 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,590 Those are Ophelia's lines to Hamlet. 323 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,377 Don't you know anything? 324 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,639 I know one thing. 325 00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:34,728 Seeing a bunch of creeps skinny-dipping 326 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,556 may turn you all on, 327 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,297 but I think it's crap. 328 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,125 You can't get pregnant from looking. 329 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,692 God, I hope not. 330 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,827 Hey, what are they gonna do about protection? 331 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,002 Protection? 332 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,699 Birth control. 333 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:50,787 Well, the guy takes care of that. 334 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,659 Not since the pill. 335 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,269 Yeah. Well, she's not gonna need anything. 336 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:55,792 She's not gonna do anything. 337 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,752 Like hell. You're even afraid to look. 338 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,232 You know, you guys, this is serious. 339 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:11,634 ♪ What a friend We have in Jesus ♪ 340 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:17,031 ♪ All our sins And griefs to bear ♪ 341 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:22,732 ♪ What a privilege To carry ♪ 342 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:28,085 ♪ Everything to God In prayer ♪ 343 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,571 Break the door. 344 00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,051 Shh! 345 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,096 Come on, you guys. 346 00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:46,234 Aah! 347 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:47,496 Got it? 348 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,632 Come on, you guys! 349 00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,677 Shh! Shh! Shut up. 350 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:55,678 Hurry up. 351 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:56,679 Come on, Cinder. 352 00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:59,682 Let me sit by the window. 353 00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,470 Let's get this thing going. 354 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,601 Oh, come on, Angel. 355 00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:06,994 Oh, come on, Angel. 356 00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,125 Come on, Angel! 357 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,606 [all yelling] 358 00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:13,914 [engine starts] 359 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,917 I knew you could do it. 360 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,704 All right! 361 00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:36,545 ♪ One way or another ♪ 362 00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:38,155 ♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪ 363 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:40,027 ♪ I'm gonna get ya, Get ya, get ya, get ya ♪ 364 00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:42,377 ♪ One way or another ♪ 365 00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:43,987 ♪ I'm gonna win ya ♪ 366 00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,337 ♪ I'm gonna get ya, Get ya, get ya, get ya ♪ 367 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:48,818 Hey, Angel, I'm too young to die! 368 00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:55,782 I'd advise you to choose an experienced man. 369 00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:56,957 I will. 370 00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:58,611 Good. 371 00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:00,090 I already have. 372 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,139 What? 373 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,270 Gary. 374 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:11,275 Gary who? 375 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,538 Callahan. 376 00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,497 The coach? Shh! 377 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,718 Gary? 378 00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:21,677 He's so... 379 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,505 old. 380 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,725 He's perfect. 381 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:26,726 I can't imagine 382 00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:27,727 having sexual intercourse 383 00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,946 with him. 384 00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:33,254 Do you have to put it so crudely? God. 385 00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:38,259 Hey, Angel, I just overheard them talking. 386 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,740 Now, Ferris already has her target, so you better work fast. 387 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,351 I bet my whole summer allowance on you. Remember that. 388 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,875 Stop bugging me. I'll win. I'll win. 389 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,443 Ok. But just remember, 390 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:52,578 a man reaches his sexual peak at 17. 391 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:53,622 From then on... 392 00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:57,757 downhill. 393 00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,890 We'll have to find you a horny 13-year-old. 394 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:04,459 If you don't mind, I'll do the choosing. 395 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:05,460 Ok. 396 00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,430 [cheering] 397 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:20,562 Yeah! 398 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,824 Yay, Angel! 399 00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:33,749 [sighs] 400 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:36,012 I wonder if Robbie misses me? 401 00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,884 Probably misses your boobs. 402 00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:40,887 One day, Angel, 403 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:43,411 you, too, might be a sex object. 404 00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:59,427 GIRLS: Ooh. 405 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:00,950 What about up there? 406 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,695 [rattling] 407 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,223 Right. Penelope. 408 00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:14,790 Wait. Wait a minute. Come here. Come here. 409 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,313 1, 2, 3. 410 00:26:16,313 --> 00:26:17,576 [pounding door] 411 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,881 BOTH: Hello, Penelope. 412 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:21,318 We have to ask you for a slight favor. 413 00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,451 Oh, no! I can't! I'm afraid of heights. 414 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:25,148 Oh, yes, you will. 415 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:26,802 I'm scared. 416 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:30,197 Don't laugh, now. This is serious. 417 00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:31,764 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 418 00:26:31,764 --> 00:26:34,244 Here. Watch her foot. 419 00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:36,159 [tires squeal] 420 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:38,684 Hey! 421 00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:41,991 Come on, you guys. 422 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,559 Come on, I'm gonna fall. 423 00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,741 Ah, damn. 424 00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,831 Let's get out of here. 425 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,572 We can't leave Penelope in there. 426 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,407 Hi, girls. 427 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:07,887 Somebody's in there. 428 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:09,018 Yeah. 429 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:12,065 Oh, man. 430 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,601 You live around here? 431 00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:28,211 Me? 432 00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:32,520 Yeah, you. I know where I live. 433 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,088 I'm from Camp Tomahawk across the lake. 434 00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:50,799 [pounding] 435 00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:57,545 Where did you get the car? 436 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:58,894 The car? 437 00:27:58,894 --> 00:27:59,982 Borrowed it. 438 00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:02,419 What about the girl? 439 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:05,205 She came with the car. 440 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:08,599 Ow. 441 00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:09,644 Ouch! 442 00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,602 What's your name, anyway? 443 00:28:13,474 --> 00:28:15,128 Who, me? 444 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:17,565 Yeah, you. I know my name. 445 00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,090 Yeah? What is it? 446 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:23,702 Angel, 447 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,356 but don't let the name fool you. 448 00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:28,445 Who's fooling who? 449 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:31,927 You're drunk. 450 00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:34,538 You're cute. 451 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,192 Still haven't told me your name yet. 452 00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:37,498 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 453 00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:39,892 It's Randy, 454 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:42,416 but don't let the name fool you. 455 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:52,905 Oh. 456 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:55,385 Jeez. What do you think she's done? 457 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,561 Oh, my God! 458 00:28:57,561 --> 00:29:01,914 Now, that's what I call coming prepared, you guys. 459 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,090 Hey, right on! 460 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,701 Why'd you take the whole machine? 461 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,442 PENELOPE: Oh. Well... 462 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,446 ANGEL: See you again, Randy. 463 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:13,752 Yeah, see you later. 464 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,581 Come on. We're gonna be in big trouble. 465 00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:19,018 Come on, come on. 466 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:20,933 You just can't take a couple 467 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,108 like everybody else, right? 468 00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:23,457 You have to do everything in excess. 469 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:25,415 What is this? We're gonna get arrested. 470 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:43,390 Aah! 471 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:45,218 Come on, hit it. 472 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,785 Popeye, eat your heart out. 473 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,829 Now, move. 474 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,352 Watch it. Watch it. 475 00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:50,919 Yes! 476 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,616 No, right here. 477 00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:55,097 [all talking] 478 00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:57,186 [all cheering] 479 00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:02,148 Get 'em! Get 'em! 480 00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:03,714 Don't throw them all over. 481 00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:04,977 Hey. Oh, wait a minute. 482 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:06,021 What do they look like? 483 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,370 Didn't you ever see one? 484 00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:10,591 Come on! Come on, cabin "a," come on! 485 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:11,897 Come on. 486 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,115 Come on, hurry up! 487 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,203 Get 'em all. Come on. 488 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,596 Oh, look. Just leave the case. 489 00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:16,771 Hurry, you guys. 490 00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:17,859 It doesn't matter let's go. 491 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:19,556 Here, you guys. Come on. 492 00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:24,170 Aah! 493 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:25,475 For superdick. 494 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,392 Hey, wait! 495 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:34,180 I pledge allegiance to the flag 496 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,704 of the United States of America 497 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:39,794 and to the republic for which it stands, 498 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,405 one nation under God, 499 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,537 indivisible, 500 00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:46,540 with liberty and justice for all. 501 00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:51,893 Could someone please pass the salt? 502 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,722 My, my. Emily Post reincarnated. 503 00:30:57,116 --> 00:30:59,727 Oh, so sorry. 504 00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:06,647 I have to get a napkin right over here. 505 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:07,953 Oh! 506 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,693 God. How awful. 507 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:12,871 Here, let me clean it off. 508 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,352 That's ok, really. It was an accident. 509 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:25,318 Look. 510 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:34,109 That is really funny. 511 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:36,242 Yes. 512 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,071 Come on. You guys. 513 00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:42,204 That really puts me off. 514 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:57,263 Oh, purple, my favorite color. 515 00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,743 I hope it comes out. 516 00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:01,180 No, you guys. Hey! 517 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,659 How about... 518 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:04,270 some whipped cream? 519 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,708 Stop it, you guys! This isn't funny! 520 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,275 This is not funny! 521 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:10,493 Shit! 522 00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:15,324 Every time they meet, 523 00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:17,196 this is what happens. 524 00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:18,545 Hey! 525 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,642 I think you need some sugar. 526 00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,713 [whistle] 527 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,715 [whistles] 528 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:03,633 Girls! 529 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:07,637 [all laughing] 530 00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:11,076 Look! I got two. 531 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:31,270 Could you tell me what some of the aftereffects are? 532 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:32,706 You know, when you... 533 00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:35,709 You make it sound like a disease. 534 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:38,494 It kind of is. I mean... 535 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:41,106 I used to think about kissing a lot. 536 00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:44,979 To me, that was perfect, you know? 537 00:33:44,979 --> 00:33:48,113 The kiss was sort of the end. 538 00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:49,288 Now... 539 00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:53,161 just suppose it happened to me. 540 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,859 Would I be different afterwards? 541 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,731 Well, sure. 542 00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,211 [sighs] 543 00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:01,735 Well, it would depend on the kind of relationship 544 00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:03,258 that you were in... 545 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:07,175 This is really hard. 546 00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:08,350 I know. 547 00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:13,442 Ok, let me see. 548 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:14,661 Ahem. 549 00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,055 If you're not-- 550 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,187 You're not involved now, are you? 551 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:20,493 No. 552 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:22,451 We're talking about the future, right? 553 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,801 Sure. Tomorrow or the day after. 554 00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:31,156 Just don't do it until you're in love. 555 00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:32,853 So if I'm in love, 556 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,855 you think it'll be all right? 557 00:34:34,855 --> 00:34:37,771 Yeah. I mean, later, when you're older. 558 00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:40,861 I'm 15. 559 00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:42,123 Thought you were modern. 560 00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:46,867 I thought I was modern, too. 561 00:34:57,443 --> 00:34:59,358 Come on, Leslie, warm up. Come on. 562 00:34:59,358 --> 00:35:02,012 Is this good for the bust? 563 00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:03,231 What? 564 00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:05,842 I said, "Is this good for the bust?" 565 00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:07,583 It's good for the brain. 566 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,542 Ferris doesn't need to tune up. 567 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,978 She's in excellent shape. 568 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,719 Shut up. 569 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,547 Mr. Callahan. 570 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:17,202 Doesn't Ferris have great legs? 571 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,594 Yeah. 572 00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:20,596 That's because she exercises diligently. 573 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,120 Believe me. When you're 40, 574 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,383 you're gonna thank me for this. 575 00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:27,168 We seriously doubt it. 576 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,648 Mr. Callahan, 577 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:30,737 we thought you might like some of this. 578 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,480 [whispering] Drink it. 579 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:39,746 What is that? 580 00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:41,574 Ginseng. 581 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:43,315 Really? 582 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:47,493 He drank the potion, my dear. 583 00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:48,972 Are you ready? 584 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,627 I sure am. 585 00:35:51,627 --> 00:35:53,542 Ok. Make it look good. 586 00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:56,719 Aah! 587 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:57,720 GIRLS: Oh, my God! 588 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,895 She's drowning! 589 00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:04,727 Oh, my God! She's drowning! 590 00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:07,165 Aah! 591 00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:13,606 Oh, this is so romantic. 592 00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:20,613 Are you all right? 593 00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:25,574 [coughing] 594 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:28,795 I think she needs 595 00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,275 mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 596 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,015 I think she needs 597 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,016 artificial respiration. 598 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,235 Kiss of life. 599 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:38,413 How do you feel? 600 00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:40,589 Shaky. 601 00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:42,983 Uh... she can't swim. 602 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:45,420 Maybe you could teach her. 603 00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:50,033 Sure. 604 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:56,649 Halt! The pool's off-limits till 12 noon. 605 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,091 Come on. 606 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,240 [flute playing] 607 00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:31,292 Play something sexy. 608 00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,836 You saved my life yesterday. 609 00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:56,143 In China, if you save a person's life, 610 00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:58,711 you're responsible for them forever. 611 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:02,236 The souls marry or something. 612 00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:03,803 Right. 613 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,761 Let's, um... 614 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:08,764 I'm learning to swim just like this. 615 00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:10,679 Let's try this one more time. 616 00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:13,465 You ready? 617 00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:16,772 All right. Ready. Go. 618 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,736 Doesn't seem to be working. 619 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:24,911 No. 620 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,653 Turn over. Let's try... 621 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:29,481 I'm better at this. 622 00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:30,612 Are you ready? 623 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:46,062 Is that him? 624 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:47,847 Yeah, yeah. I think so. 625 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:49,805 The one in the green t-shirt? 626 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:50,980 Yeah, yeah. 627 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:53,418 Good? 628 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:54,854 Let's go. 629 00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,682 Ok. 1, 2, 3. 630 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:14,787 Wow! He is great! He's great! 631 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,837 He'll have to do. 632 00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:48,734 So, how are you doing here, anyway? 633 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:49,909 Fine. 634 00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:53,652 The kids are different. 635 00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:55,871 They... 636 00:39:55,871 --> 00:39:58,396 they read books and stuff. 637 00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,875 So? 638 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,008 Nobody's stopping you from reading. 639 00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:12,497 Oh, not bad. 640 00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:16,631 Not bad at all. 641 00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:21,854 I was wondering... 642 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,162 It's probably none of my business. 643 00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:30,819 Can I ask you something? 644 00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:33,779 I have nothing to hide. 645 00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,998 Angel, I am your mother. 646 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,739 You can ask anything. 647 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:40,438 What? 648 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:48,358 When did... 649 00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:53,755 when did you lose your virginity? 650 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:57,672 I just want to know. 651 00:40:57,672 --> 00:40:59,065 Why? 652 00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:01,763 Now, why do you want to know that? 653 00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:07,813 Curiosity? 654 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:11,556 I know I must have been at least 19. 655 00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,732 19? 656 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:17,170 It was nothing. It still is nothing. 657 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:23,393 Then what's everybody making such a big deal about it for? 658 00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:25,613 Mm-mm-mm. 659 00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:28,137 Hey, Ferris! 660 00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:33,273 Looks as if you've made a lot of new friends. 661 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:35,884 Red's a color. 662 00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:38,539 Red expresses anger. 663 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,541 Are you all gettin' along? 664 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:41,847 Do you fight or anything like that? 665 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:42,848 No! No! 666 00:41:42,848 --> 00:41:44,545 BOTH: We love each other! 667 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:45,720 I bet you love each other 668 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,982 when we're here, 669 00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,114 but I bet when we're gone, you two-- 670 00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:49,419 BOTH: No. 671 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:50,812 What do you do? Tell me. 672 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:52,771 I take her candy bars every now and then. 673 00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,381 Is she getting any neater? 674 00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:55,556 Oh, yes. 675 00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:58,994 Maybe she'll come back. 676 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:05,523 Your mother is... 677 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,134 a very impulsive woman, Ferris. 678 00:42:09,439 --> 00:42:11,703 Where did she go? 679 00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:12,878 Reno. 680 00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,054 People get divorced there. 681 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:24,019 Why did you say she was coming back? 682 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:26,282 She said... 683 00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:27,936 she wanted time to think. 684 00:42:34,029 --> 00:42:35,509 The truth. 685 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:38,643 Are you dating now? 686 00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:44,170 I wouldn't exactly call it that. 687 00:42:50,437 --> 00:42:52,570 So it's over. 688 00:42:56,791 --> 00:43:00,186 Who wants the first piece of cake now? 689 00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:03,798 Hey, Ferris, don't you want some cake? 690 00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:04,886 Ferris? 691 00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:05,974 I'll take it. 692 00:43:05,974 --> 00:43:07,802 Don't get fat. 693 00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:10,631 Guys are turned off by cellulite. 694 00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:22,121 Get up! You have a swimming lesson. 695 00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:28,040 [drums playing] 696 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,129 [singing in Indian language] 697 00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:53,979 Hey, Randy. 698 00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:55,850 Randy, all right! 699 00:43:55,850 --> 00:43:57,243 Me? 700 00:43:58,766 --> 00:44:00,594 What's up? 701 00:44:00,594 --> 00:44:01,900 All right, Randy! 702 00:44:08,689 --> 00:44:10,169 What's up? 703 00:44:10,169 --> 00:44:11,866 Get in, sucker. 704 00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:28,970 [cheering] 705 00:44:32,887 --> 00:44:36,021 ♪ Oh, my love ♪ 706 00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:40,155 ♪ For the first time In my life ♪ 707 00:44:40,155 --> 00:44:43,115 ♪ My eyes ♪ 708 00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:46,205 ♪ Are wide open ♪ 709 00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:49,948 ♪ Oh, my lover ♪ 710 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:54,082 ♪ For this time in my life ♪ 711 00:44:55,518 --> 00:45:00,132 ♪ My eyes can see ♪ 712 00:45:02,003 --> 00:45:04,702 ♪ I see the wind ♪ 713 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:09,097 ♪ Oh, I see the trees ♪ 714 00:45:09,097 --> 00:45:13,841 ♪ Everything is clear In my heart ♪ 715 00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:18,977 ♪ I see the clouds ♪ 716 00:45:18,977 --> 00:45:23,329 ♪ Oh, I see the sky ♪ 717 00:45:23,329 --> 00:45:28,377 ♪ Everything is clear In our world ♪ 718 00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:32,860 ♪ Oh, my love ♪ 719 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:36,777 ♪ For the first time In my life ♪ 720 00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:41,913 ♪ My mind is wide open ♪ 721 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,655 ♪ Oh, my lover ♪ 722 00:45:45,655 --> 00:45:46,874 Ha ha. 723 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,138 Do I look dead to you? 724 00:45:50,138 --> 00:45:51,531 Very. 725 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:58,494 So, how is little wolf? 726 00:45:58,494 --> 00:45:59,931 Beer? 727 00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:02,890 Yes. 728 00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,854 Where did you get this? 729 00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:11,377 I brought it from home. 730 00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:13,988 Good thinking, Angel. 731 00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:16,556 Don't let the name fool you. 732 00:46:19,907 --> 00:46:22,431 So you making out all right here? 733 00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:30,439 This nature stuff's for the birds, though, man. 734 00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:32,137 Yeah. 735 00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:36,402 Here. Have another. 736 00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:40,406 Slow down. 737 00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:42,495 Let me finish my first one. 738 00:46:47,761 --> 00:46:50,633 Come on, chug-a-lug. 739 00:47:06,084 --> 00:47:07,520 Ferris, I can't help you 740 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,609 if you won't tell me what's wrong. 741 00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:26,321 You're supposed to get turned on, stupid, 742 00:47:26,321 --> 00:47:27,845 not pass out. 743 00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:32,023 Ready. 744 00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:34,939 Aim. 745 00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:36,549 Wait a minute. 746 00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:38,029 Fire. 747 00:47:39,682 --> 00:47:41,162 Very good. 748 00:47:42,555 --> 00:47:44,731 This is called cocking the arrow. 749 00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:46,080 Observe. 750 00:47:47,342 --> 00:47:48,953 You know, Ferris needs you. 751 00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:50,215 She sure does. 752 00:47:50,215 --> 00:47:51,651 I know. You keep reminding me of that. 753 00:47:51,651 --> 00:47:53,479 I want you to draw an invisible line 754 00:47:53,479 --> 00:47:55,307 with these 3 fingers. See? 755 00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:57,265 When will you get to her? 756 00:47:57,265 --> 00:47:58,310 Soon. 757 00:47:58,310 --> 00:47:59,789 Notch the arrow like so. 758 00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:00,790 Pull back 759 00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:02,792 all the way to the cheek. 760 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:04,490 You see? 761 00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:06,492 And release. 762 00:48:07,797 --> 00:48:10,365 Whoa! Macho man. 763 00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:12,759 You do it. 764 00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:14,674 Macho. Ok. 765 00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:18,983 Please, try not to confuse me 766 00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:21,811 any more than I am already. 767 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,813 Did I demonstrate this to you? 768 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:25,293 No. 769 00:48:25,293 --> 00:48:27,600 I don't know if I should be doing this. 770 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,471 My parents don't want me 771 00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:31,517 to get into competitive sports. 772 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:34,955 Archery's not competitive, imbecile. 773 00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:36,609 Hey, Cinder. 774 00:48:36,609 --> 00:48:38,263 You know, I've been thinking. 775 00:48:39,829 --> 00:48:42,789 How are we supposed to know when, uh... 776 00:48:42,789 --> 00:48:44,747 ithappens? 777 00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:47,446 CINDER: What? 778 00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:49,883 Well, I mean, uh, you know, 779 00:48:49,883 --> 00:48:52,277 we don't have to watch or anything 780 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:53,931 when they, uh, you know... 781 00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:57,064 Do we? 782 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:02,417 Oh. You sound inexperienced, dear. 783 00:49:03,766 --> 00:49:05,943 When I became a woman, 784 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,554 my eyes tilted. 785 00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:10,382 Oh, yeah, right. 786 00:49:10,382 --> 00:49:12,558 And--and the faces 787 00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:16,475 will get all shiny and radiant-looking. 788 00:49:16,475 --> 00:49:18,172 Hey, sure. No problem. 789 00:49:18,172 --> 00:49:20,435 Silly me. 790 00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:22,394 How are you? 791 00:49:22,394 --> 00:49:23,569 Fine. Yeah? 792 00:49:23,569 --> 00:49:24,657 I waited for you at the pool. 793 00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:25,658 Where were you? 794 00:49:25,658 --> 00:49:27,529 I forgot. 795 00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:28,878 You ok? 796 00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:30,619 I don't believe you. 797 00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:33,535 You all right? 798 00:49:35,233 --> 00:49:38,192 You know, if you want to talk about anything, 799 00:49:38,192 --> 00:49:39,585 I'm here. 800 00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:40,847 Thanks. 801 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:47,854 Look, I have no intentions of losing. 802 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:50,291 Angel's getting to fourth base tonight. 803 00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:55,862 Look, bitch, get yourself together. 804 00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:58,082 Nobody makes a fool out of me! Is that clear? 805 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:02,129 Damn! 806 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:07,178 Ok, now, remember... 807 00:50:07,178 --> 00:50:08,744 don't be scared. 808 00:50:08,744 --> 00:50:10,572 That's the most important thing. 809 00:50:10,572 --> 00:50:11,747 And, um... 810 00:50:16,404 --> 00:50:18,667 Don't talk about your past. 811 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,539 That turns men off. 812 00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:23,629 I don't have a past, idiot. 813 00:50:23,629 --> 00:50:25,326 Would you stop that? 814 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:27,024 Well, I meant... 815 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,590 don't get personal with him. 816 00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:30,462 Why not? 817 00:50:32,377 --> 00:50:33,552 I don't know. 818 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:40,515 Men are afraid of falling in love. 819 00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:42,648 Hey, don't give her advice. 820 00:50:42,648 --> 00:50:45,477 And remember, 821 00:50:45,477 --> 00:50:47,522 we'll all be there with you. 822 00:50:48,697 --> 00:50:51,352 Figuratively speaking. 823 00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:52,832 Oh, and, uh... 824 00:50:52,832 --> 00:50:54,573 and never forget... 825 00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:58,620 "Lilies that fester... 826 00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:02,407 smell far worse than weeds." 827 00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:05,236 Shakespeare. 828 00:51:06,498 --> 00:51:09,414 Huh? Good luck, huh? 829 00:51:09,414 --> 00:51:10,415 And don't worry. 830 00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:12,460 It's not that bad. 831 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:14,419 I mean, if it were, 832 00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:17,683 everyone wouldn't be doing it. 833 00:51:17,683 --> 00:51:19,337 Think about that. 834 00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:22,644 [imitates bird call] 835 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:27,519 Oo-oo-oo! Aah! Aah! Oo-oo-oo! 836 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,624 Hey, what if they catch you? 837 00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:47,756 I'll tell them I'm an insomniac. 838 00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:04,121 [thunder] 839 00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:36,153 What's wrong? 840 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,502 Nothing. 841 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:41,897 Oh. 842 00:52:41,897 --> 00:52:43,421 This is for you. 843 00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:53,213 It's so I don't get pregnant, stupid. 844 00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:55,911 How come you're not on the pill? 845 00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:58,523 I'm allergic to it. 846 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,186 Turn around. 847 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,839 What? 848 00:53:10,839 --> 00:53:12,101 Turn around. 849 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:14,669 I have to take my clothes off, right? 850 00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:16,149 I'll help you. 851 00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:25,202 I can do it. 852 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,203 Oh, yeah? 853 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,466 Yeah. Ok? 854 00:53:39,868 --> 00:53:41,957 So you gonna get undressed, or what? 855 00:53:41,957 --> 00:53:44,656 Yeah, sure. 856 00:53:44,656 --> 00:53:46,440 Go ahead. 857 00:53:57,669 --> 00:53:58,887 Not here. 858 00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:03,936 Over there. 859 00:54:05,372 --> 00:54:06,808 You're kinky. 860 00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:11,160 Just don't forget the stuff in the package, ok? 861 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,814 No sweat. 862 00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:23,564 [softly] Damn. 863 00:54:35,881 --> 00:54:39,101 Are you going to smoke that whole thing? 864 00:54:39,101 --> 00:54:41,974 Yeah, why not? Smoking relaxes me. 865 00:54:41,974 --> 00:54:43,454 You're getting undressed, right? 866 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:48,328 [thunder] 867 00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:51,200 [raining] 868 00:54:56,815 --> 00:54:59,470 Is that a 24-hour smoke, or what? 869 00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:00,558 Shut up. 870 00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,692 You gonna stay there all night? 871 00:55:04,692 --> 00:55:05,780 The bed's ready. 872 00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:08,696 Angel-- 873 00:55:08,696 --> 00:55:09,915 Stop nagging me. 874 00:55:09,915 --> 00:55:13,701 I'm freezing my ass off over here! 875 00:55:13,701 --> 00:55:15,355 Is there rain coming in there? 876 00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:17,009 I'm not doing it where there's rain. 877 00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:18,663 I'm not. I won't go. I won't. 878 00:55:18,663 --> 00:55:20,186 It's dry. 879 00:55:22,797 --> 00:55:24,582 You sure? 880 00:55:24,582 --> 00:55:26,584 Aw, man, she's definitely a weirdo. 881 00:55:26,584 --> 00:55:27,585 Yeah, I'm positive. 882 00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:28,847 Come on. 883 00:55:28,847 --> 00:55:30,414 Come on. Come on. 884 00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:42,948 Turn around. 885 00:55:42,948 --> 00:55:44,210 I'm way over here. 886 00:55:44,210 --> 00:55:45,820 Are we gonna fool around or what? 887 00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:47,387 Don't yell at me! 888 00:55:55,526 --> 00:55:58,485 And if you forget to put that thing on, 889 00:55:58,485 --> 00:56:00,139 I swear I'll kill you. 890 00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:02,533 I'm not getting myself pregnant. 891 00:56:02,533 --> 00:56:04,883 I'm not ready to take care 892 00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:06,406 of some guy's brat. 893 00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:07,625 I don't know what's with men. 894 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:08,974 They never come prepared. 895 00:56:08,974 --> 00:56:09,975 They think it's the woman's 896 00:56:09,975 --> 00:56:10,932 responsibility or something. 897 00:56:10,932 --> 00:56:12,891 You ready? 898 00:56:12,891 --> 00:56:14,545 Don't rush me. 899 00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:20,028 Look, you can take all night for all I care. 900 00:56:20,028 --> 00:56:21,900 I wouldn't touch you if you paid me. 901 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:24,119 Hell. What's wrong with you? 902 00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,686 I ain't interested, that's what. 903 00:56:25,686 --> 00:56:26,687 Why? 904 00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:28,907 You talk too much. 905 00:56:28,907 --> 00:56:30,517 What are you mad at, anyway? 906 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:32,476 Who's mad? 907 00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:34,521 I'm not turned on by you. 908 00:56:34,521 --> 00:56:35,957 You're not my type. 909 00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:37,524 I'm into older women. Kids your age-- 910 00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:39,134 I'm as old as you are. 911 00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:40,309 I know what it is. 912 00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:41,615 It's that candy-counter chick. 913 00:56:41,615 --> 00:56:43,008 You're in love with her, huh? 914 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:44,575 She knows how to act around men. 915 00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:45,706 You're a tease. 916 00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:47,229 I'm on to your game. Big talk, 917 00:56:47,229 --> 00:56:49,493 but then when it comes down to doing it-- 918 00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:50,581 I was getting ready. 919 00:56:50,581 --> 00:56:52,539 Yeah, well, look, too bad, huh. 920 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:55,586 Go find yourself someone else. 921 00:56:55,586 --> 00:56:57,849 I ain't wasting my time on you. 922 00:57:00,634 --> 00:57:02,723 I'm not sexy to you, huh? 923 00:57:05,683 --> 00:57:07,772 All girls are sexy to me. 924 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,082 Ok, we can do it now. 925 00:57:14,082 --> 00:57:16,824 Look, some other time, ok? 926 00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:23,222 I like you. 927 00:57:23,222 --> 00:57:25,093 Go to hell! Let's go. 928 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:42,546 ♪ I brought my love A cherry ♪ 929 00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:45,462 ♪ That had no stone ♪ 930 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:49,117 ♪ I brought my love A chicken ♪ 931 00:57:49,117 --> 00:57:51,511 ♪ That had no bone ♪ 932 00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:55,602 ♪ I gave my love a story ♪ 933 00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:57,778 ♪ That had no end ♪ 934 00:57:57,778 --> 00:58:01,913 ♪ I brought my love A baby ♪ 935 00:58:01,913 --> 00:58:04,785 ♪ And no cryin' ♪ 936 00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:09,529 ♪ How can there Be a cherry ♪ 937 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:12,619 ♪ That has no stone? ♪ 938 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:15,404 ♪ How can there Be a chicken ♪ 939 00:58:15,404 --> 00:58:18,669 ♪ That has no bone? ♪ 940 00:58:18,669 --> 00:58:22,020 When are you going to see Randy again? 941 00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:25,589 Not for a couple of days. 942 00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:28,200 He got caught after curfew. 943 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,767 Great. 944 00:58:29,767 --> 00:58:33,510 Maybe you should get a different guy. 945 00:58:37,731 --> 00:58:39,646 You know, I've been thinking. 946 00:58:39,646 --> 00:58:41,474 Losing your virginity should be private. 947 00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:46,523 Are you positive you still aren't intacto? 948 00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:51,310 This is bad karma. 949 00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:55,575 ♪ The story of our love Shall never end ♪ 950 00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:57,838 All right... 951 00:58:57,838 --> 00:58:59,710 we'll quit. 952 00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:02,713 We'll just turn our money over to Angel's team. 953 00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:03,931 Ok? 954 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,377 You really let us down. 955 00:59:19,730 --> 00:59:21,645 I'm going to him tonight. 956 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,736 [classical music playing] 957 00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:35,746 [knock on door] 958 00:59:35,746 --> 00:59:36,747 Come on in. 959 00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:50,891 [turns volume down] 960 00:59:53,111 --> 00:59:55,548 You said if I needed to talk. 961 01:00:04,731 --> 01:00:07,038 Can I get you something? 962 01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:08,430 There's Coke here. 963 01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:09,693 Milk. Apples. 964 01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:12,086 You like apples? You want an apple? 965 01:00:12,086 --> 01:00:13,522 Uh... 966 01:00:13,522 --> 01:00:15,655 I'd like some of that, please. 967 01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,485 You're underage. 968 01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:32,106 I drink wine at home all the time. 969 01:00:39,984 --> 01:00:41,638 No. 970 01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:51,038 Wasn't a very good year, anyway. 971 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:59,133 I envy Juliet. 972 01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:00,613 Who? 973 01:01:00,613 --> 01:01:02,615 You know. Romeo and Juliet. 974 01:01:02,615 --> 01:01:04,617 Didn't you love it? 975 01:01:04,617 --> 01:01:06,575 It was so romantic. 976 01:01:06,575 --> 01:01:09,317 Sure is a hot night tonight. 977 01:01:09,317 --> 01:01:10,884 You don't want a Coke? 978 01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:12,190 I'm positive. 979 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:16,585 I feel dizzy. 980 01:01:16,585 --> 01:01:20,459 Yeah, well, you're not getting enough exercise. 981 01:01:20,459 --> 01:01:22,461 I think tomorrow I'm gonna have Miss Nichols 982 01:01:22,461 --> 01:01:26,030 take everybody on a 30-mile hike. 983 01:01:26,030 --> 01:01:28,597 I'm burning up. 984 01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:31,949 Oh, Gary, I'm in the flower of my youth. 985 01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:34,952 At least Juliet died in her lover's arms. 986 01:01:34,952 --> 01:01:36,605 She died... 987 01:01:36,605 --> 01:01:37,650 knowing. 988 01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:38,999 Knowing what? 989 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:42,481 What it's like to be a woman. 990 01:01:48,139 --> 01:01:50,097 I'm dying. 991 01:01:50,097 --> 01:01:54,580 The doctor said I have very little time left. 992 01:01:55,624 --> 01:01:59,411 Six more weeks of life. 993 01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:42,236 Whoa. 994 01:03:00,298 --> 01:03:02,126 So, how you doing? 995 01:03:02,126 --> 01:03:04,737 Fine. 996 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,786 I'm sorry about the other night. 997 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,439 Stop apologizing. 998 01:03:18,055 --> 01:03:20,492 What's the matter? 999 01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:22,320 Nothing. 1000 01:03:23,756 --> 01:03:24,713 Women. 1001 01:03:27,847 --> 01:03:30,719 You sort of want me, don't you? 1002 01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:33,897 Ferris, maybe I do, 1003 01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:36,464 but that's not the point. 1004 01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:40,860 You see, to you, sex is poetry and phrases 1005 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,775 and everything you've learned in books, 1006 01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:44,733 but when you're really in love-- 1007 01:03:44,733 --> 01:03:45,778 I am. 1008 01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,085 Ferris, I'm not a prince. 1009 01:03:48,085 --> 01:03:50,087 I'm a teacher. 1010 01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:51,871 You know, in a year, you're gonna look at me, 1011 01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:53,307 and you're gonna wonder 1012 01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:54,874 how you could even have thought of loving me. 1013 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:55,875 That's not true. 1014 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:56,920 Unfortunately, it is. 1015 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,878 What if next year I came back 1016 01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:02,229 and I still felt the same way? 1017 01:04:02,229 --> 01:04:03,970 I'll be old then. 1018 01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:05,319 Do you realize 1019 01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:08,148 that I'm almost the only virgin in camp? 1020 01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:13,806 Every girl knows this secret life except me. 1021 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:19,507 Look at it this way-- 1022 01:04:19,507 --> 01:04:21,901 It would be a learning experience. 1023 01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:22,902 Come on. 1024 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:24,512 Where are you going? 1025 01:04:24,512 --> 01:04:26,514 I'm taking you back. 1026 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:29,909 Couldn't I spend the night here... 1027 01:04:29,909 --> 01:04:31,476 just for appearances? 1028 01:04:37,090 --> 01:04:39,832 So, you want to go to the boathouse? 1029 01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:43,357 Yeah. 1030 01:04:52,323 --> 01:04:54,151 If I were 21? 1031 01:04:56,849 --> 01:04:59,634 I think I'd fall madly in love with you. 1032 01:04:59,634 --> 01:05:02,246 Honest? 1033 01:05:04,335 --> 01:05:05,771 I swear. 1034 01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:25,791 ♪ He said to the queen That the mouse is dead ♪ 1035 01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:27,924 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 1036 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:29,926 ♪ He said to the queen That the mouse is dead ♪ 1037 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,145 ♪ He said to this mouse, "Are you in bed?" ♪ 1038 01:05:32,145 --> 01:05:34,626 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 1039 01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:37,934 ♪ The king put the mouse Upon his knee ♪ 1040 01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:40,284 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 1041 01:05:40,284 --> 01:05:42,199 ♪ The king put the mouse Upon his knee ♪ 1042 01:05:42,199 --> 01:05:44,462 ♪ And said Miss Mouse, "Will you marry me?" ♪ 1043 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:45,811 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1044 01:05:45,811 --> 01:05:47,813 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1045 01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:58,128 Ferris did it. 1046 01:05:58,128 --> 01:06:00,347 Her face is all shiny. 1047 01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:02,001 Aaahhh! 1048 01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:03,394 Aaahhh! 1049 01:06:03,394 --> 01:06:04,873 Aaahhh! 1050 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,402 Hey... 1051 01:06:11,402 --> 01:06:13,360 congratulations. 1052 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,927 Huh? 1053 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,522 You're shivering. 1054 01:06:46,698 --> 01:06:47,916 Randy. 1055 01:06:50,397 --> 01:06:51,833 Yeah? 1056 01:06:55,663 --> 01:06:57,100 I feel funny. 1057 01:06:58,275 --> 01:06:59,754 Trembling. 1058 01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:03,845 You scared? 1059 01:07:05,804 --> 01:07:07,023 A little. 1060 01:07:10,635 --> 01:07:11,897 Me, too. 1061 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,033 How come? 1062 01:07:19,165 --> 01:07:20,732 I don't know. 1063 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:25,476 I thought a lot about you this week. 1064 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,828 Me, too. 1065 01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:31,525 When I first met you, 1066 01:07:31,525 --> 01:07:34,615 I thought you seemed like a nice person. 1067 01:07:38,228 --> 01:07:40,012 You know... 1068 01:07:40,012 --> 01:07:41,927 your hair's so soft. 1069 01:07:41,927 --> 01:07:44,843 It's funny. You talk real rough, 1070 01:07:44,843 --> 01:07:47,889 but then your skin and everything is so soft. 1071 01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:49,717 Is that ok? 1072 01:07:49,717 --> 01:07:51,284 You kidding? 1073 01:07:51,284 --> 01:07:52,807 It's fantastic. 1074 01:07:54,461 --> 01:07:56,159 I can talk to you like a guy, 1075 01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:58,683 but you're really... 1076 01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:00,076 really... 1077 01:08:15,569 --> 01:08:17,136 That was nice. 1078 01:08:17,136 --> 01:08:20,574 Yeah, I been around a little. 1079 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:25,144 Some guys like to rush it. 1080 01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:26,624 Not me. 1081 01:08:30,454 --> 01:08:32,108 Have you been here before, 1082 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,675 I mean, before us? 1083 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:37,809 Yeah. You know... 1084 01:08:37,809 --> 01:08:41,291 sometimes I come out here to think. 1085 01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:42,727 Doesn't look like anything's 1086 01:08:42,727 --> 01:08:44,729 going on in my head, huh? 1087 01:08:44,729 --> 01:08:46,992 There's a lot going on up there. 1088 01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:53,041 Have you thought about me here? 1089 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:55,740 Yeah. I was hoping we'd get together. 1090 01:08:58,003 --> 01:08:59,483 Haven't been with anybody 1091 01:08:59,483 --> 01:09:02,050 since I got to know you. 1092 01:09:08,622 --> 01:09:10,929 Don't laugh. 1093 01:09:10,929 --> 01:09:12,583 I mean... 1094 01:09:14,715 --> 01:09:16,108 if... 1095 01:09:18,110 --> 01:09:19,590 right now... 1096 01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:24,247 Do you, um... 1097 01:09:24,247 --> 01:09:26,858 do you care about me a little? 1098 01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:31,602 Yeah. 1099 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,574 So, what happened? Come on, tell us! 1100 01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:48,793 Tell us. Come on! 1101 01:09:48,793 --> 01:09:52,231 He compared us to Romeo and Juliet. 1102 01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:53,885 Oh, my God! 1103 01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:56,148 We had some chilled Chablis. 1104 01:09:56,148 --> 01:09:57,454 An aphrodisiac. 1105 01:09:57,454 --> 01:09:59,456 I told you Yeah. About those. 1106 01:09:59,456 --> 01:10:01,153 Did--did it hurt? 1107 01:10:01,153 --> 01:10:02,850 No. 1108 01:10:02,850 --> 01:10:04,025 You're such a child. 1109 01:10:04,025 --> 01:10:06,593 Did you see him naked? 1110 01:10:06,593 --> 01:10:08,856 No. 1111 01:10:08,856 --> 01:10:09,901 It was dark. 1112 01:10:09,901 --> 01:10:11,685 Don't be disgusting. 1113 01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:12,817 Then how'd he-- 1114 01:10:12,817 --> 01:10:14,732 He didn't want to embarrass me, 1115 01:10:14,732 --> 01:10:16,429 so he turned off the light. 1116 01:10:16,429 --> 01:10:18,344 How cavalier! 1117 01:10:18,344 --> 01:10:19,824 CINDER: Oh, I'm going to die! 1118 01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:21,826 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1119 01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:23,784 It was perfect. 1120 01:10:23,784 --> 01:10:26,004 The darkness enveloped us. 1121 01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:28,006 Ooh! This is better than books. 1122 01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:30,356 I gotta tell you, this is great. 1123 01:10:30,356 --> 01:10:32,576 CINDER: The truth always is. 1124 01:11:24,410 --> 01:11:25,759 Don't look at me. 1125 01:11:42,689 --> 01:11:44,952 You can go if you want to. 1126 01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:50,001 Yeah, sure. 1127 01:12:08,933 --> 01:12:09,977 Cigarette? 1128 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,859 What'd I do wrong? 1129 01:12:23,774 --> 01:12:24,905 Nothing. 1130 01:12:26,777 --> 01:12:27,908 What's bugging you? 1131 01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:39,572 It wasn't what I thought it would be. 1132 01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:42,575 Oh. 1133 01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:54,979 God, it was so personal... 1134 01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:57,198 like you could see right through me. 1135 01:12:58,983 --> 01:13:00,811 I don't get you, man. 1136 01:13:00,811 --> 01:13:02,378 You know, one minute, you're-- 1137 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,597 Shit, man. Make your mind up. 1138 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,950 I mean, you came on to me. 1139 01:13:09,950 --> 01:13:11,082 If you wanted to stop, 1140 01:13:11,082 --> 01:13:12,910 you should have just said so. 1141 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:16,479 No big deal. 1142 01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:18,568 There's plenty of women around here. 1143 01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:26,489 I'm not a woman... 1144 01:13:26,489 --> 01:13:27,577 Randy. 1145 01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:46,160 [sighs] 1146 01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,208 Making love is... 1147 01:13:55,343 --> 01:13:56,606 it's--it's... 1148 01:13:58,346 --> 01:14:01,262 it's different 1149 01:14:01,262 --> 01:14:05,266 than what I thought it was gonna be like. 1150 01:14:09,053 --> 01:14:10,315 You mean like-- 1151 01:14:10,315 --> 01:14:12,273 You never did it before? 1152 01:14:36,167 --> 01:14:38,343 Christ, why didn't you tell me? 1153 01:14:42,434 --> 01:14:44,654 I thought it would turn you off. 1154 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:47,961 Turn me off. 1155 01:14:47,961 --> 01:14:49,572 Virgins are weird, right? 1156 01:15:00,408 --> 01:15:03,237 You're something, you know that? 1157 01:15:03,237 --> 01:15:04,848 You're really beautiful. 1158 01:15:13,421 --> 01:15:17,251 So what are we supposed to do now? 1159 01:15:18,775 --> 01:15:20,777 I don't know how-- 1160 01:15:20,777 --> 01:15:23,867 I don't know anything. 1161 01:15:23,867 --> 01:15:25,303 Come on. 1162 01:15:30,787 --> 01:15:32,397 I don't know. 1163 01:15:32,397 --> 01:15:34,878 I think I love you. 1164 01:15:38,403 --> 01:15:40,274 You don't have to. 1165 01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:45,889 I know. 1166 01:15:56,595 --> 01:15:58,902 God, I feel so lonesome. 1167 01:16:10,827 --> 01:16:12,480 [door opens] 1168 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:14,700 Hey, you guys, it's Angel. 1169 01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,754 Ok, ok. Now, if she did it, 1170 01:16:24,754 --> 01:16:25,755 it's a tie. 1171 01:16:25,755 --> 01:16:27,583 Ferris and Gary made it. 1172 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,584 Did you, Angel? 1173 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:29,585 She looks different. 1174 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:32,196 Say yes. I bet my allowance-- 1175 01:16:32,196 --> 01:16:33,284 CINDER: Shut up! 1176 01:16:41,727 --> 01:16:43,468 I'm sorry. 1177 01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:46,950 Well... 1178 01:16:46,950 --> 01:16:49,039 that's the breaks, right? 1179 01:17:08,711 --> 01:17:12,105 Congratulations. You won fair and square. 1180 01:17:16,066 --> 01:17:17,502 Pay up. 1181 01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:22,681 ♪ Said, "Miss Mouse, Will you marry-- " ♪ 1182 01:17:34,301 --> 01:17:35,433 Cute. 1183 01:17:40,612 --> 01:17:41,918 Looking for Angel? 1184 01:17:41,918 --> 01:17:43,441 Yeah. If you see her, 1185 01:17:43,441 --> 01:17:45,748 tell her to meet me at the boathouse tonight. Ok? 1186 01:17:45,748 --> 01:17:48,751 Sure. But she won't come. 1187 01:17:50,361 --> 01:17:52,842 It was a game, dummy! 1188 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,497 What do you mean? 1189 01:17:57,368 --> 01:17:58,586 We wanted to see 1190 01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:00,414 who would get laid first. 1191 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,687 That chick's a real loser, man. 1192 01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:24,047 What are you doing tonight? 1193 01:18:26,527 --> 01:18:29,400 [rain falling] 1194 01:18:38,061 --> 01:18:40,237 Well, if it isn't Mata Hari. 1195 01:18:40,237 --> 01:18:41,847 Could we talk, please? 1196 01:18:41,847 --> 01:18:44,720 Why not? We're lovers now, right? 1197 01:18:47,157 --> 01:18:50,682 I thought you were a nice person... 1198 01:18:50,682 --> 01:18:51,727 Sensitive. 1199 01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:55,513 Just a little goddamn trollop. 1200 01:18:58,603 --> 01:19:00,953 You owe me an explanation. 1201 01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:05,871 Talk to me, Ferris. 1202 01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:13,009 I wanted the girls to like me. 1203 01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:17,230 I wanted to be in just once, 1204 01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:18,754 I didn't want to be the rich kid. 1205 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,407 So you made up some stupid story 1206 01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:22,453 that you and I had been getting it on together. 1207 01:19:22,453 --> 01:19:23,759 Oh, no. Not exactly. 1208 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:25,586 I tried to tell the truth. 1209 01:19:25,586 --> 01:19:27,023 You didn't try hard enough. 1210 01:19:27,023 --> 01:19:28,589 Please, Mr. Callahan. 1211 01:19:28,589 --> 01:19:29,852 Don't "Mr. Callahan" me. 1212 01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:32,811 We've been intimate now. 1213 01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:33,812 Right? 1214 01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:35,248 Sort of. 1215 01:19:35,248 --> 01:19:37,903 I mean... 1216 01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:39,775 I wished we could have been. 1217 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:44,301 I told them stuff that I wanted to be. 1218 01:19:44,301 --> 01:19:47,304 It didn't feel like a lie. 1219 01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:50,873 Sometimes I thought it might really happen... 1220 01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:53,484 if I was older. 1221 01:19:53,484 --> 01:19:56,879 I didn't mean to get you into trouble. 1222 01:19:56,879 --> 01:20:01,100 I suppose you don't think much of me now, huh? 1223 01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:03,886 Maybe if I was your age, 1224 01:20:03,886 --> 01:20:05,801 I'd have done the same thing. 1225 01:20:09,021 --> 01:20:11,763 I love you, Mr. Callahan. 1226 01:20:22,426 --> 01:20:24,820 ♪ Climbing over Rocky mountains ♪ 1227 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:27,692 ♪ Skipping rivulet And fountain ♪ 1228 01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:32,001 ♪ Passing where The willows quiver ♪ 1229 01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:35,221 ♪ Passing where The willows quiver ♪ 1230 01:20:35,221 --> 01:20:37,833 ♪ By the ever-rolling River ♪ 1231 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,835 ♪ Flowing with The summer rain ♪ 1232 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,881 ♪ The summer rain ♪ 1233 01:20:42,881 --> 01:20:45,405 ♪ Braving long And leaping mazes ♪ 1234 01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:47,668 ♪ Dotted with our Numbered daisies ♪ 1235 01:20:47,668 --> 01:20:52,630 ♪ Dotted, dotted With our numbered daisies ♪ 1236 01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:55,720 ♪ Scaling rough And rugged passes ♪ 1237 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:58,070 ♪ Climbed the hardy Little lasses ♪ 1238 01:20:58,070 --> 01:21:03,075 ♪ Till the bright Seashore they gain ♪ 1239 01:21:03,075 --> 01:21:05,034 ♪ Scaling rough And rugged passes ♪ 1240 01:21:05,034 --> 01:21:07,471 ♪ Climbed the hardy Little lasses ♪ 1241 01:21:07,471 --> 01:21:09,603 ♪ Till the bright ♪ 1242 01:21:09,603 --> 01:21:10,996 ♪ Seashore ♪ 1243 01:21:10,996 --> 01:21:12,476 ♪ They gain ♪ 1244 01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:23,182 I want to talk to you. 1245 01:21:23,182 --> 01:21:26,577 Long time, no see. How's Cinder? 1246 01:21:26,577 --> 01:21:29,101 How much did you make? 1247 01:21:29,101 --> 01:21:32,670 I know all about it. 1248 01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:36,065 Why didn't you tell me it was a game? 1249 01:21:36,065 --> 01:21:38,328 I would have gone along with it. 1250 01:21:38,328 --> 01:21:40,896 An easy lay is an easy lay, right? 1251 01:21:42,593 --> 01:21:44,725 I lost. 1252 01:21:44,725 --> 01:21:46,727 I didn't tell them. Get it? 1253 01:21:49,382 --> 01:21:51,602 You--you let yourself lose? 1254 01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:54,910 Yeah, I'm a loser. 1255 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:10,708 No, you're not. 1256 01:22:13,711 --> 01:22:17,280 Let's give it another shot, huh, Angel? 1257 01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:21,675 It's too late. 1258 01:22:21,675 --> 01:22:23,112 We started in the middle. 1259 01:22:23,112 --> 01:22:25,418 We never even had a beginning. 1260 01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:29,901 We could try. 1261 01:22:33,426 --> 01:22:34,906 We won't even have to see each other 1262 01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:37,778 if you don't want. Just to talk or something. 1263 01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:43,088 Why not? 1264 01:22:45,699 --> 01:22:49,834 Because it wouldn't be enough... 1265 01:22:49,834 --> 01:22:51,705 for either of us. 1266 01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:10,898 I'll never forget you... 1267 01:23:13,814 --> 01:23:14,902 ever. 1268 01:24:08,130 --> 01:24:10,523 So, how are you and Randy doing? 1269 01:24:11,872 --> 01:24:13,178 Fine. 1270 01:24:22,709 --> 01:24:24,276 Do you feel different? 1271 01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:28,802 No. 1272 01:24:35,679 --> 01:24:38,334 Was it what you thought it would be? 1273 01:24:41,859 --> 01:24:43,817 No big deal. 1274 01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:49,867 But now you're a woman. 1275 01:24:51,912 --> 01:24:54,263 My whole affair was a lie. 1276 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:57,092 Come on. 1277 01:24:58,397 --> 01:25:01,139 He didn't even touch me. 1278 01:25:29,211 --> 01:25:30,690 You know something? 1279 01:25:35,478 --> 01:25:37,436 Don't tell anybody. 1280 01:26:00,459 --> 01:26:01,939 Me and Randy... 1281 01:26:15,822 --> 01:26:17,172 Gosh! 1282 01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:21,785 Gosh! 1283 01:26:26,703 --> 01:26:29,358 Is that all you can say is "gosh"? 1284 01:26:30,881 --> 01:26:32,752 I mean, for someone 1285 01:26:32,752 --> 01:26:34,450 who has a large vocabulary... 1286 01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:35,973 supposedly. 1287 01:26:51,162 --> 01:26:53,208 We've really been idiots, you know? 1288 01:27:01,085 --> 01:27:02,956 My mom will disown me. 1289 01:27:02,956 --> 01:27:04,784 Let's write an anonymous note. 1290 01:27:04,784 --> 01:27:05,959 We're telling Miss Nichols. 1291 01:27:05,959 --> 01:27:07,178 We're all in this. 1292 01:27:07,178 --> 01:27:09,006 If you don't like it, shove it. 1293 01:27:09,006 --> 01:27:11,008 What good will telling her do? 1294 01:27:11,008 --> 01:27:12,966 FERRIS: We'll get Gary out of trouble. 1295 01:27:12,966 --> 01:27:14,185 You're so naive! 1296 01:27:14,185 --> 01:27:15,752 Nichols won't believe her. 1297 01:27:15,752 --> 01:27:17,580 She'll just think she's protecting her lover. 1298 01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:20,670 I kind of think Angel and Ferris are right. 1299 01:27:20,670 --> 01:27:22,802 Don't be so bourgeois! 1300 01:27:22,802 --> 01:27:25,631 I am bourgeois. I can't help it. 1301 01:27:29,809 --> 01:27:31,637 If you two talk, 1302 01:27:31,637 --> 01:27:34,249 we'll never speak to you again, ever. 1303 01:27:34,249 --> 01:27:36,599 I don't really care, so shove it. 1304 01:27:38,862 --> 01:27:42,039 Look, if we stick together, it'll look like Ferris-- 1305 01:27:42,039 --> 01:27:43,997 Hey, shut your face! 1306 01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:47,740 Don't talk to me like that. 1307 01:27:47,740 --> 01:27:50,177 I'll talk to you any way I want. Got it? 1308 01:27:50,177 --> 01:27:51,788 You think you're so tough 1309 01:27:51,788 --> 01:27:52,789 'cause you're a model? 1310 01:27:52,789 --> 01:27:53,790 Well, I'd rather be fat 1311 01:27:53,790 --> 01:27:55,226 and feel good inside. 1312 01:27:55,226 --> 01:27:57,228 Who cares what you think? 1313 01:27:57,228 --> 01:28:00,579 I do. She happens to be my friend, 1314 01:28:00,579 --> 01:28:02,581 which is a lot more than I can say for you. 1315 01:28:02,581 --> 01:28:04,366 Ferris... 1316 01:28:04,366 --> 01:28:08,065 I'm kind of glad you and Gary didn't fool around. 1317 01:28:08,065 --> 01:28:10,459 Kissing is more romantic. 1318 01:28:12,243 --> 01:28:14,158 What do you know? 1319 01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:21,513 Nothing. 1320 01:28:24,168 --> 01:28:25,735 Oh. 1321 01:28:25,735 --> 01:28:27,345 A third virgin. 1322 01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:28,999 How quaint. 1323 01:28:28,999 --> 01:28:30,870 Hey, Cinder, 1324 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:32,655 better make that four. 1325 01:28:32,655 --> 01:28:35,310 Uh, yeah. Me, too. 1326 01:28:39,009 --> 01:28:41,751 You're all absolutely cherubic. 1327 01:28:52,718 --> 01:28:55,025 Don't ever hit my face! 1328 01:28:55,025 --> 01:28:56,722 Ever! 1329 01:29:00,030 --> 01:29:02,119 You fraud. 1330 01:29:07,690 --> 01:29:09,692 Hey, wait for us. 1331 01:29:09,692 --> 01:29:10,997 Hey, Sunshine, 1332 01:29:10,997 --> 01:29:13,348 you've got a pretty mean right. 1333 01:29:29,755 --> 01:29:32,802 You know, you're quite a woman, Miss Whitney. 1334 01:29:32,802 --> 01:29:34,412 You really are. 1335 01:29:34,412 --> 01:29:36,196 Wait till I'm 21, Mr. Callahan. 1336 01:29:36,196 --> 01:29:37,372 Just wait. 1337 01:29:55,477 --> 01:29:58,175 Hear from your mother? 1338 01:29:58,175 --> 01:30:00,438 She doesn't want to be married anymore. 1339 01:30:00,438 --> 01:30:03,267 She's going to open a boutique in Manhattan. 1340 01:30:03,267 --> 01:30:05,704 She wants to find herself or something. 1341 01:30:08,968 --> 01:30:11,188 Guess I won't be seeing you again. 1342 01:30:49,487 --> 01:30:51,315 I can't breathe. 1343 01:30:53,012 --> 01:30:54,144 Yoo-hoo, Angel! 1344 01:30:54,144 --> 01:30:55,885 Over here. 1345 01:30:56,973 --> 01:30:58,975 Hey! 1346 01:30:58,975 --> 01:31:02,326 How's my girl? You look good. 1347 01:31:02,326 --> 01:31:03,893 I have to talk to you. 1348 01:31:03,893 --> 01:31:05,590 Uh-huh. About what? 1349 01:31:05,590 --> 01:31:08,158 I think you better straighten your act out. 1350 01:31:08,158 --> 01:31:11,553 What is this crap about sex being nothing? 1351 01:31:11,553 --> 01:31:13,250 I don't know. I don't understand. 1352 01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:14,686 What do you mean? 1353 01:31:14,686 --> 01:31:16,775 You've been hanging around creeps. 1354 01:31:16,775 --> 01:31:18,908 Angel, that's not a very nice thing 1355 01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:20,300 to say to your mom. 1356 01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:22,738 I'm going to keep my eye on you. 1357 01:31:22,738 --> 01:31:24,174 You're 40, right? 1358 01:31:24,174 --> 01:31:26,785 29. 1359 01:31:35,533 --> 01:31:38,536 Hey, so long. See you next July. 1360 01:31:42,758 --> 01:31:44,716 Wait a minute, sucker. 1361 01:31:44,716 --> 01:31:48,198 This is my friend... Ferris Whitney. 1362 01:31:50,461 --> 01:31:52,202 My best friend. 1363 01:31:54,596 --> 01:31:57,033 ♪ There's a reason ♪ 1364 01:31:57,033 --> 01:31:58,904 ♪ For the sunshinin' sky ♪ 1365 01:31:58,904 --> 01:32:01,167 ♪ And there's a reason ♪ 1366 01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:03,518 ♪ Why I'm feelin' so high ♪ 1367 01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:05,737 ♪ Must be the season ♪ 1368 01:32:05,737 --> 01:32:09,872 ♪ When that love light Shines all around us ♪ 1369 01:32:12,135 --> 01:32:16,879 ♪ So let that feelin' Grab you deep inside ♪ 1370 01:32:16,879 --> 01:32:18,924 ♪ And send you reelin' ♪ 1371 01:32:18,924 --> 01:32:21,231 ♪ Where your love can't hide ♪ 1372 01:32:21,231 --> 01:32:25,496 ♪ And then go stealin' Through the moonlit night ♪ 1373 01:32:25,496 --> 01:32:27,846 ♪ With your lover ♪ 1374 01:32:29,892 --> 01:32:34,461 ♪ Just let your love flow Like a mountain stream ♪ 1375 01:32:34,461 --> 01:32:36,507 ♪ And let your love grow ♪ 1376 01:32:36,507 --> 01:32:38,857 ♪ With the smallest of dreams ♪ 1377 01:32:38,857 --> 01:32:41,251 ♪ Then let your love show ♪ 1378 01:32:41,251 --> 01:32:43,470 ♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪ 1379 01:32:43,470 --> 01:32:45,342 ♪ It's the season ♪ 1380 01:32:47,823 --> 01:32:49,825 ♪ Let your love fly ♪ 1381 01:32:49,825 --> 01:32:52,088 ♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪ 1382 01:32:52,088 --> 01:32:54,220 ♪ And let your love find you ♪ 1383 01:32:54,220 --> 01:32:56,440 ♪ To all living things ♪ 1384 01:32:56,440 --> 01:32:58,224 ♪ And let your love shine ♪ 1385 01:32:58,224 --> 01:33:00,662 ♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪ 1386 01:33:00,662 --> 01:33:03,142 ♪ That's the reason ♪ 1387 01:33:05,231 --> 01:33:09,801 ♪ There's a reason For the warm, sweet nights ♪ 1388 01:33:09,801 --> 01:33:11,716 ♪ And there's a reason ♪ 1389 01:33:11,716 --> 01:33:13,936 ♪ For the candlelights ♪ 1390 01:33:13,936 --> 01:33:16,242 ♪ Must be the season ♪ 1391 01:33:16,242 --> 01:33:20,812 ♪ When those love lights Shine all around us ♪ 1392 01:33:22,858 --> 01:33:25,295 ♪ So let that wonder ♪ 1393 01:33:25,295 --> 01:33:27,776 ♪ Take you into space ♪ 1394 01:33:27,776 --> 01:33:31,997 ♪ And lay you under It's loving embrace ♪ 1395 01:33:31,997 --> 01:33:36,393 ♪ Just feel the thunder As it warms your face ♪ 1396 01:33:36,393 --> 01:33:38,613 ♪ You can't hold back ♪ 1397 01:33:40,789 --> 01:33:43,095 ♪ Just let your love flow ♪ 1398 01:33:43,095 --> 01:33:45,184 ♪ Like a mountain stream ♪ 1399 01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:47,709 ♪ And let your love go ♪ 1400 01:33:47,709 --> 01:33:49,841 ♪ With the smallest of dreams ♪ 1401 01:33:49,841 --> 01:33:51,713 ♪ And let your love show ♪ 1402 01:33:51,713 --> 01:33:54,150 ♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪ 1403 01:33:54,150 --> 01:33:56,195 ♪ It's the season ♪ 1404 01:33:58,589 --> 01:34:00,983 ♪ Let your love fly ♪ 1405 01:34:00,983 --> 01:34:03,115 ♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪ 1406 01:34:03,115 --> 01:34:05,727 ♪ And let your love find you ♪ 1407 01:34:05,727 --> 01:34:07,511 ♪ To all living things ♪ 1408 01:34:07,511 --> 01:34:09,731 ♪ And let your love shine ♪ 1409 01:34:09,731 --> 01:34:11,863 ♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪ 1410 01:34:11,863 --> 01:34:14,170 ♪ That's the reason ♪ 1411 01:34:16,172 --> 01:34:18,783 ♪ Let your love fly ♪ 1412 01:34:18,783 --> 01:34:20,785 ♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪ 1413 01:34:20,785 --> 01:34:22,657 ♪ And let your love find you ♪ 1414 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:25,050 ♪ To all living things ♪ 1415 01:34:25,050 --> 01:34:27,226 ♪ And let your love shine ♪ 1416 01:34:27,226 --> 01:34:29,881 ♪ And you'll know What I mean... ♪